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MAN (distorted voice): Eggy.
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You mind if
I share your cab?
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Charlie?
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It's ironic, isn't it?
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You look like a gentleman,
I look like a pleb.
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If I was you,
I'd unlock your cab.
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(beeping)
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(Charlie grunts)
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Pete, get us out of here!
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(Charlie grunting)
(tires squealing)
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(grunting)
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(upbeat pop music playing
on speakers)
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(electricity crackling)
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You think that shit's
gonna work this time?
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You're way out of your depth.
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(yells)
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(metal scraping)
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(yells)
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(screams)
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(groans)
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(yells)
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(gasps)
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Fuck!
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(yells)
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(grunting)
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(screams)
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(grunts)
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(yells)
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(grunts)
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(yells)
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(panting)
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(engine revving)
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(whirring)
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(tires squealing)
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Take him out!
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Merlin! We've got
a Code Purple.
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My driver's down.
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Permission to blow
these fuckers away.
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MERLIN Denied.
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Cannot be contained.
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Head south,
I'm clearing the route.
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(gasping)
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Shit!
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Merlin,
I'm entering Hyde Park.
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Can I get on with it?
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Merlin!
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Dark zone confirmed.
Permission to fire.
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Oh, thank fuck for that!
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(beeps)
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MERLIN No time to relax.
Police are right behind you.
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You have 30 seconds before
they reach your position.
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Go directly
to Rendezvous Swan.
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Merlin, you do realize
I haven't even got a windscreen right now?
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I seem to remember
from your training
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you were rather good
at holding your breath.
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(sirens wailing)
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(sighs)
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(deep inhale)
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(gasping)
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(coughing)
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MERLIN It wasn't
a revenge mission.
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Charlie could've just
killed you immediately.
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Not boasting,
but I trained him well enough
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that even he wouldn't
mess that up.
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EGGSY Merlin, I'm sorry,
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we're gonna have to do
the debrief tomorrow.
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I've got to get
to a dinner tonight...
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and if I miss it,
let's just say
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Charlie might as well
have killed me.
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Well, if you can't wait
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for the police
to clear the park...
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there's another way out
in the corner.
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(gags and coughs)
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Fuck!
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(chuckles)
(Eggsy groans)
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How important is that dinner?
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(sighs)
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Let me show you.
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(whirring)
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(grunts)
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(gasping)
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For fuck's sake!
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(door opens)
Babe.
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I'm home!
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I'm here.
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What the hell happened?
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It's a long story
that deserves a kiss.
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(chuckles) Not even JB
would kiss you right now.
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EGGSY If you really love me,
just one little kiss.
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(gasps)
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You were really gonna do it?
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Yeah.
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Now, that is
true love right there.
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Amazing. I'm gonna
go get changed.
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GROUP :
♫ Happy birthday to you! ♫
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(cheering and whooping)
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And Tilde made that
for you herself, bruv.
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PRINCESS TILDE Mmm-hmm.
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The royal baker's
not available.
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(laughter)
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Oh, shut up, Brandon.
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Especially if you
want some of this.
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Oh! Wait. Is that that
Swedish stuff right there?
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Yes.
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No, no. I ain't drinkin'
none of that.
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Last time here,
I was wrecked, man.
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Yeah, but that's 'cause you
were a lightweight, Jamal.
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(laughing)
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No, no, babe, I'm good.
Not for me, thank you.
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Oh, what?
What's going on, man?
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I'm meeting her parents
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for the first time
tomorrow night.
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(whooping)
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I wanna make a good
impression, so what?
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Oh, yeah, Jamal,
are you free to dogsit JB
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tomorrow night
while we're there?
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Ah, sorry, bruv, I've got
to look after my nan tomorrow.
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But Liam's free, though.
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EGGSY Oh, yeah?
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I can't, mate.
I'm allergic to dogs.
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Bullshit.
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Dogshit, actually.
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(laughing)
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That leaves you, Brandon.
What you doing tomorrow night?
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Yeah, I'll look after
your dog, mate,
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but I got one condition.
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What's that?
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You have a drink with us.
Yeah.
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Got to do it, babe.
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Got to do it.
(exclaims)
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Brandon, happy birthday!
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ALL : Happy birthday.
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JAMAL Yeah.
EGGSY Cheers.
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Shit.
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POPPY :
My drugs are everywhere.
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They were never my thing...
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but here I am,
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running the biggest
drug cartel in the world.
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The only downside is having to
live in the middle of nowhere.
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You know, these ruins
are technically undiscovered.
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I just added a few touches
to remind me of home.
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I grew up on all that
awesome 50s nostalgia.
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Grease. American Graffiti.
Happy Days.
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But I digress.
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The thing
you need to understand
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is the hard work
and ingenuity...
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it took to achieve
a global monopoly...
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on the drug trade.
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And that's all on me.
Not to toot my own horn...
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I just think
it's really important
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for new recruits
to understand...
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the history
of The Golden Circle.
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So. Lifelong friends, huh?
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Charles, do you think
your buddy here
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is worthy of joining us?
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Ms. Poppy, I would
not have brought him
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all the way to see you
if I didn't think so.
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Excellent.
Well, you hungry?
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Starving.
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Wonderful! Right this way.
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Make yourselves at home.
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So, fellas...
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I have a couple of things
that I wanna clarify.
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You understand that
in The Golden Circle...
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my authority is never
to be questioned, right?
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And the importance
of following orders?
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Do you understand that?
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And the value of loyalty?
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It's easy to nod, isn't it?
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I don't like easy.
I like proof.
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(sighs)
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What's your name?
Angel, ma'am.
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Angel, baby.
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Hey.
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Your old pal, Charles,
has messed up.
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That's all
I'm gonna tell you,
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'cause that's all
you need to know.
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So put him
in the mincer, okay?
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(laughing)
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(whirring)
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(whistles)
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(growling)
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(whirring)
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(barking)
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(yelling)
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No, Miss Poppy! (screaming)
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Good job!
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(panting)
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See my salon across the way?
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Head there for your makeover.
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(sizzling)
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PRINCESS TILDE Eggsy,
I hope you're hungry.
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Oh, babe, I was gonna
grab breakfast at work.
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This looks lovely,
but I'm running late.
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I just thought maybe
we could practice?
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For tonight.
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Practice?
Mm-hmm.
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Eating?
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You said you've never
eaten at a palace before.
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And Pappa is sort of picky
about table manners.
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Well, as it happens, babe,
I've got this shit on lock.
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I know what every single one
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of them knives
and forks is for.
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This is a butter knife.
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It's the only one
you need to remember,
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the rest of
the cutlery is easy.
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You start from the outside,
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and you work your way in
with each course.
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And never let anyone
describe you as "H.K.L.P."...
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What's that?
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"Holds knife like pen."
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A habit erroneously believed
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to be upper class
dining etiquette.
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It is quite the opposite.
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White wine, pudding wine,
red wine, water and pop.
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Or whatever tipple
takes your fancy.
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Am I supposed to wait
for everyone else
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to be served
before I start eating?
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HARRY : Only if the dish
being served is cold.
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Or if the Queen is present.
Otherwise tuck in.
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EGGSY Got to be honest...
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never really thought
the royalty bit would be relevant.
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Harry would've been chuffed.
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Oh. I wish I could've met him.
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You miss him too,
don't you, Mr. Pickle?
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Mmm?
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Mr. Pickle says, "Yeah."
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Hey, no, no,
sit down, I'm fine.
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I'm fine. Have a good day.
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Okay.
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Ah, Galahad! You're late.
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We were wondering
if you'd had
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a second encounter
with Charlie.
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I wish. I'm looking forward
to finishing him off.
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All right, gents.
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Merlin, come in.
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Galahad and Lancelot,
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please remain
for Merlin's debrief.
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Everyone else,
reconvene at 1900 hours.
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So...
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the man who attacked
Galahad in the taxi
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was Charlie Hesketh.
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Rejected Kingsman
applicant turned bad.
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We last saw him back
at Richmond Valentine's HQ.
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EGGSY I've caught
a fucking spy!
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(electricity crackling)
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Like everyone else there...
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Charlie had a security implant
in his neck.
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A weakness we had no choice
but to exploit.
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Hey, Merlin.
Still fucking spectacular, eh?
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Come on, guys, loosen up.
We saved the world.
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MERLIN Yeah.
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Unfortunately, Galahad,
you also saved Charlie.
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When you electrocuted him,
you damaged his implant.
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Instead of
his head exploding...
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he only lost an arm
and his vocal chords.
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Fucker should be thanking me.
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And now he's back
for revenge?
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We don't think so, sir.
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We believe
he's being recruited
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by an unknown organization.
263
00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:06,937
Lancelot?
264
00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:08,372
Got the police
autopsy reports
265
00:20:08,406 --> 00:20:11,242
from Charlie's colleagues
in the SUVs.
266
00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:12,744
They're not just
goons for hire.
267
00:20:13,444 --> 00:20:14,979
Fingerprints removed.
268
00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:16,114
Teeth filed smooth.
269
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,684
I did a face recognition.
Nothing.
270
00:20:18,716 --> 00:20:19,684
And that thing?
271
00:20:19,716 --> 00:20:23,354
A cosmetic tattoo
made of 24-carat gold.
272
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,223
They all had them.
273
00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:29,061
Seems like we're looking
at some kind of underworld organization.
274
00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:35,633
Senora Poppy has sent me
for my makeover.
275
00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:36,768
Follow me.
276
00:20:41,305 --> 00:20:42,707
Please take your shirt off.
277
00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,685
(whirring)
278
00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,435
(groaning)
279
00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:14,673
(yelling)
280
00:21:16,072 --> 00:21:17,809
(panting)
281
00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:24,447
(mellow music playing)
282
00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:25,716
It's beautiful, isn't it?
283
00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,487
Not that.
284
00:21:29,353 --> 00:21:30,621
This.
285
00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:33,657
♫ The sun is out
The sky is blue ♫
286
00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,460
Bon appetit.
287
00:21:35,493 --> 00:21:38,929
♫ There's not a cloud
To spoil the view ♫
288
00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:41,099
♫ But it's raining ♫
289
00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:45,903
♫ Raining in my heart ♫
290
00:21:48,673 --> 00:21:55,446
♫ Oh, misery, misery ♫
291
00:21:58,148 --> 00:22:04,455
♫ What's gonna become of me? ♫
292
00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:17,102
How is it?
293
00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:19,137
It's delicious.
294
00:22:20,304 --> 00:22:23,475
Welcome to Golden Circle.
295
00:22:24,207 --> 00:22:27,745
♫ Raining in my heart ♫
296
00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:36,320
(classical music playing)
297
00:22:36,352 --> 00:22:38,989
EGGSY Mmm. (speaking Swedish)
298
00:22:39,956 --> 00:22:41,792
(chuckling)
299
00:22:41,826 --> 00:22:43,862
I think we should
do you the favor
300
00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:46,164
of conversing
in English, yes.
301
00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:50,267
So, tell me...
302
00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:51,502
what do you do?
303
00:22:51,535 --> 00:22:54,104
I work for Kingsman,
the tailors, Your Highness.
304
00:22:54,138 --> 00:22:57,341
You may address my daughter
as "Your Highness."
305
00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,878
Please address the Queen and
myself with "Your Majesty."
306
00:23:00,911 --> 00:23:03,280
Pappa, this is
a family dinner...
307
00:23:03,313 --> 00:23:05,716
not some state function.
308
00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,586
Well then, Eggsy.
(clears throat)
309
00:23:08,619 --> 00:23:10,955
What do you make
of the current situation
310
00:23:10,988 --> 00:23:13,057
in the Indian
financial markets?
311
00:23:13,491 --> 00:23:14,693
Pappa!
312
00:23:15,259 --> 00:23:16,661
EGGSY Uh...
313
00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:20,564
Well...
314
00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,969
I don't think we can
underestimate the impact
315
00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,737
of ECB's quantitative
easing measures.
316
00:23:27,772 --> 00:23:28,873
And of course,
the liquidity wave
317
00:23:28,906 --> 00:23:30,573
from the US Federal
Reserve rate hike...
318
00:23:30,608 --> 00:23:32,077
getting pushed back.
319
00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:38,750
(clinking)
320
00:23:41,484 --> 00:23:43,119
Frida Kahlo.
321
00:23:43,154 --> 00:23:47,258
Well, other than the 1939
acquisition by the Louvre...
322
00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,592
she wasn't really acknowledged
323
00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:50,328
until the new Mexicanisimo
art movement...
324
00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,030
of the late 1970s.
325
00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:55,000
(clinking)
326
00:23:56,967 --> 00:23:58,602
Moorish revival.
327
00:23:58,636 --> 00:24:00,504
Ah. The Palazzo Sammezzano.
328
00:24:00,538 --> 00:24:01,840
In Tuscany.
329
00:24:02,506 --> 00:24:04,207
Beautiful.
330
00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:05,476
(clinking)
331
00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:06,744
Bluetooth technology.
332
00:24:06,776 --> 00:24:08,411
Which, of course,
got its name
333
00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:10,214
from the legendary
Danish king...
334
00:24:10,247 --> 00:24:11,881
Harald Blatand, whose name
335
00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:15,051
translates to
"Bluetooth" in English.
336
00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:16,687
And the Bluetooth logo
is his initials
337
00:24:16,719 --> 00:24:18,288
in Norse runic symbols.
338
00:24:18,321 --> 00:24:20,390
And, as I'm sure you know...
339
00:24:20,424 --> 00:24:22,793
the Bluetooth logo
is his initials...
340
00:24:22,827 --> 00:24:24,596
in Norse runic symbols.
341
00:24:25,295 --> 00:24:26,229
ROXY : Oh, my God, Eggsy.
342
00:24:26,263 --> 00:24:28,099
Why isn't he eating
his fucking pudding?
343
00:24:28,131 --> 00:24:29,966
I need to research
this gold tattoo.
344
00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,302
I found records
of other people
345
00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:32,804
with the same
body modifications.
346
00:24:34,538 --> 00:24:35,940
All of them have
high level involvement...
347
00:24:35,973 --> 00:24:38,075
with crime and international
drug trafficking.
348
00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:41,177
And there's rumors of something
called The Golden Circle.
349
00:24:41,212 --> 00:24:42,280
Hmm.
350
00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,181
(beeping)
351
00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,187
Best agent or best friend?
352
00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,194
(JB barking)
353
00:24:59,163 --> 00:25:01,966
BRANDON : Come on, JB.
Give it a rest, mate.
354
00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,203
Stop scratching the door.
I'm gonna get the blame now.
355
00:25:05,235 --> 00:25:06,236
There you are. Happy?
356
00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:23,053
With the decks and all that.
357
00:25:23,087 --> 00:25:24,388
(beeps)
358
00:25:25,455 --> 00:25:26,724
Shit, boy!
359
00:25:26,757 --> 00:25:28,125
(exclaims) What the...
360
00:25:35,532 --> 00:25:36,801
Do you reckon, JB...
361
00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:39,104
model material?
362
00:25:39,637 --> 00:25:41,973
(Eggsy chuckling)
363
00:25:42,006 --> 00:25:45,075
I must say, you're really
not as I expected.
364
00:25:46,343 --> 00:25:48,446
Well, thank you very much...
365
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,114
Your Majesty.
366
00:25:50,147 --> 00:25:51,883
BRANDON : Eggsy?
Is that you, mate?
367
00:25:51,916 --> 00:25:53,850
What the fuck
is going on here?
368
00:25:53,884 --> 00:25:55,253
You a gangster now
or something?
369
00:25:55,285 --> 00:25:57,854
Fuckin' hell. Is that Tilde's
mom and dad's house?
370
00:25:57,888 --> 00:25:59,523
Tell you what. Whatever
you're doing, I want in.
371
00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:01,225
(device activates, beeping)
372
00:26:01,257 --> 00:26:02,960
Put it down!
373
00:26:03,494 --> 00:26:04,896
Why?
374
00:26:05,495 --> 00:26:07,532
I said, put it down now!
375
00:26:07,564 --> 00:26:08,766
What's wrong with it?
376
00:26:09,533 --> 00:26:11,268
Shut it! Fucking shut it!
377
00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:12,936
Eggsy.
I beg your pardon?
378
00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,739
(rapid beeping beeping)
Shut it! Shut it now!
379
00:26:14,772 --> 00:26:17,207
All right, mate.
Chill your boots.
380
00:26:17,241 --> 00:26:18,275
(sighs)
381
00:26:18,309 --> 00:26:20,811
Eggsy, what...
382
00:26:20,844 --> 00:26:22,946
Oh, no. Oh, my God, no.
I'm so sorry.
383
00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:24,015
(barking)
384
00:26:24,048 --> 00:26:25,417
You shut up and all.
You got me in enough trouble.
385
00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:38,029
(alarm blaring)
386
00:26:38,061 --> 00:26:39,263
(grunts)
387
00:26:53,109 --> 00:26:55,446
The next order of business...
388
00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,348
Agent Percival.
389
00:27:04,088 --> 00:27:05,156
Arthur.
390
00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,961
Oh, fuck.
391
00:27:15,765 --> 00:27:17,401
POPPY : Yep.
392
00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:20,839
Kingsman is crumpets.
393
00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:26,410
Like toast, but British.
394
00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:28,111
And to say thank you...
395
00:27:28,145 --> 00:27:30,715
I got you a present, Charlie.
396
00:27:30,747 --> 00:27:35,786
My guys made you this.
397
00:27:37,888 --> 00:27:42,493
Bigger, badder, better.
I call it...
398
00:27:42,526 --> 00:27:45,062
ARMageddon.
399
00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,804
(whirring)
400
00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:06,216
Let's see
if your game improves.
401
00:28:19,129 --> 00:28:20,364
Ouch.
402
00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:00,070
EGGSY Someone decides
to wipe out
403
00:29:00,103 --> 00:29:01,905
every Kingsman property...
404
00:29:01,938 --> 00:29:04,308
every agent, and somehow...
405
00:29:04,341 --> 00:29:07,110
conveniently,
you weren't at home.
406
00:29:07,144 --> 00:29:08,913
I could say the same thing
about you.
407
00:29:08,946 --> 00:29:11,314
What, you think
I'd kill Roxy?
408
00:29:11,348 --> 00:29:14,185
And my mate, Brandon,
and my fucking dog?
409
00:29:14,217 --> 00:29:15,219
MERLIN No.
410
00:29:17,553 --> 00:29:18,889
You think I would?
411
00:29:23,426 --> 00:29:25,897
This thing...
412
00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:29,198
hacked us.
413
00:29:29,233 --> 00:29:31,602
Clearly, this arm can be
remotely controlled.
414
00:29:32,869 --> 00:29:34,204
I'm only alive
because my address
415
00:29:34,237 --> 00:29:36,440
wasn't on the database
with the agents.
416
00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:38,609
Whoever Charlie's
working with
417
00:29:38,642 --> 00:29:43,380
doesn't think that mere
staff are missile-worthy.
418
00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:45,815
This ain't funny.
419
00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:47,952
Roxy is dead!
420
00:29:47,984 --> 00:29:50,120
Everyone's dead! Gone!
Do you even care?
421
00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:51,689
Pull yourself together.
422
00:29:51,722 --> 00:29:54,157
Remember your training.
423
00:29:54,190 --> 00:29:56,093
There's no time for emotion
in this scenario.
424
00:29:59,530 --> 00:30:00,631
Now...
425
00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:02,832
as all surviving agents
are present,
426
00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:05,235
we follow
the doomsday protocol.
427
00:30:05,269 --> 00:30:08,473
When that's done,
and only then...
428
00:30:10,741 --> 00:30:12,877
you may shed a tear
in private.
429
00:30:12,909 --> 00:30:15,079
(sighs)
(thunder rumbling)
430
00:30:15,678 --> 00:30:17,648
Okay.
431
00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,216
What's the doomsday protocol?
432
00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:22,287
We go shopping.
433
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:40,003
We're from Kingsman.
We'd like to buy some wine.
434
00:30:40,036 --> 00:30:43,040
And use tasting room
number three, please.
435
00:30:46,676 --> 00:30:48,146
Not one of
my predecessors
436
00:30:48,178 --> 00:30:50,380
has ever been
in this situation before.
437
00:30:52,582 --> 00:30:53,984
Thank God.
438
00:30:57,187 --> 00:30:58,188
A-ha.
439
00:31:01,725 --> 00:31:02,959
Remember this?
440
00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:04,262
EGGSY Yeah,
how could I forget?
441
00:31:13,536 --> 00:31:16,606
Whatever's in that safe
is the answer to all our problems.
442
00:31:24,314 --> 00:31:25,416
Huh.
443
00:31:32,856 --> 00:31:34,058
Is that it?
444
00:31:34,090 --> 00:31:36,293
I suppose that must be
upper-class humor.
445
00:31:37,994 --> 00:31:39,263
I don't get it.
446
00:31:39,295 --> 00:31:41,231
Me neither. What the fuck
are we supposed to do now?
447
00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,202
I think we should
drink a toast
448
00:31:44,234 --> 00:31:46,070
to our fallen comrades.
449
00:31:50,706 --> 00:31:51,809
To Roxy.
450
00:31:51,841 --> 00:31:53,076
Roxy.
451
00:31:56,981 --> 00:31:58,215
Ooh.
452
00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,321
To Arthur.
Arthur.
453
00:32:06,857 --> 00:32:08,225
Mmm.
454
00:32:08,257 --> 00:32:09,592
Should we do one for JB?
455
00:32:09,626 --> 00:32:10,795
I think we should.
456
00:32:17,134 --> 00:32:19,137
(Merlin sobbing)
457
00:32:24,407 --> 00:32:26,476
I should have seen it coming.
458
00:32:27,144 --> 00:32:28,878
Charlie, the taxi.
459
00:32:28,911 --> 00:32:30,246
It's all my fault.
460
00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,085
No, that's bullshit, Merlin.
It ain't all your fault.
461
00:32:34,918 --> 00:32:36,586
You're the best, bruv.
462
00:32:36,619 --> 00:32:38,522
Honestly, without you...
463
00:32:38,555 --> 00:32:40,757
I'd have lost it
a long time ago.
464
00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:42,225
(Merlin mumbles)
465
00:32:43,493 --> 00:32:45,195
I think we should
drink to Scotland.
466
00:32:45,228 --> 00:32:48,131
I think we've probably
had enough, to be honest.
467
00:32:49,065 --> 00:32:50,434
You're probably right.
468
00:32:57,975 --> 00:33:00,310
Merlin.
Aye?
469
00:33:00,343 --> 00:33:02,612
I think we're going
to Kentucky.
470
00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:04,615
Fried Chicken?
471
00:33:04,648 --> 00:33:05,815
I love fried chicken.
472
00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:08,386
No, proper Kentucky. Look.
473
00:33:09,253 --> 00:33:11,221
You know what else I love?
474
00:33:11,254 --> 00:33:12,823
Country and western music.
475
00:33:13,823 --> 00:33:16,193
♫ Country roads ♫
476
00:33:16,827 --> 00:33:18,830
♫ Take me home ♫
477
00:33:19,796 --> 00:33:23,667
♫ To the place I belong ♫
478
00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:40,818
(tour guide chattering)
479
00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:45,189
Oh! Here's where we leave
the casks to age.
480
00:33:45,222 --> 00:33:46,423
Unfortunately, we can't go in,
481
00:33:46,456 --> 00:33:49,092
as it's a temperature-controlled
environment.
482
00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:51,762
So let's move on to
our world class stud farm...
483
00:33:51,794 --> 00:33:54,697
and meet three of
our Kentucky Derby winners.
484
00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:56,167
(whirring)
485
00:33:57,667 --> 00:33:59,837
Biometric security scanner
just to protect
486
00:33:59,869 --> 00:34:02,104
a few old barrels of whiskey?
487
00:34:02,138 --> 00:34:03,741
Pull the other one, love.
488
00:34:04,608 --> 00:34:05,743
Got it.
489
00:34:13,150 --> 00:34:14,585
Are you getting anything?
490
00:34:15,451 --> 00:34:16,587
Not yet.
491
00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:19,490
EGGSY Fucking hell.
492
00:34:19,522 --> 00:34:21,324
MERLIN It's a shame
it's not scotch.
493
00:34:23,493 --> 00:34:25,161
Hang on.
494
00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:26,563
According to this,
there's a huge
495
00:34:26,596 --> 00:34:28,631
underground structure
right beneath us.
496
00:34:28,665 --> 00:34:30,601
And if my calculations
are correct...
497
00:34:34,471 --> 00:34:35,473
This...
498
00:34:36,139 --> 00:34:37,641
is the way in.
499
00:34:40,177 --> 00:34:41,978
Fucking hell, Merlin. Shit.
500
00:34:42,011 --> 00:34:43,547
MAN : You know, my mama...
501
00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:46,549
she always told me...
502
00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:50,120
us southerners get our good
manners from the British.
503
00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:53,257
I was thinkin',
ain't that a pity.
504
00:34:53,290 --> 00:34:55,359
Y'all didn't keep nothing
for yourselves.
505
00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:05,869
Y'all ain't never heard of
knocking before you enter?
506
00:35:05,902 --> 00:35:08,138
Well, actually we had
an invitation. Didn't we?
507
00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:09,306
Yeah.
Oh, did you now?
508
00:35:09,339 --> 00:35:12,275
Yeah. It came in the
shape of a bottle.
509
00:35:12,308 --> 00:35:14,176
We're from the Kingsman
tailor shop in London.
510
00:35:14,210 --> 00:35:15,745
Maybe you've heard of us?
511
00:35:15,779 --> 00:35:16,880
Oh, the Kingsman.
512
00:35:16,913 --> 00:35:19,181
Yeah.
Huh.
513
00:35:19,215 --> 00:35:20,583
That's where y'all got
them fine suits
514
00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,219
and them fancy
spectacles y'all got on?
515
00:35:22,252 --> 00:35:23,788
Exactly.
That's right.
516
00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:26,156
Y'all look damn sharp.
517
00:35:26,188 --> 00:35:27,524
Let me see
if I got it right, here.
518
00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:30,828
You want me to believe that
it's normal for a tailor...
519
00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:34,165
to hack through an advanced
biometric security system...
520
00:35:34,197 --> 00:35:36,734
with nothing but a little
bitty old watch on?
521
00:35:42,105 --> 00:35:43,906
I can promise you...
522
00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:45,042
that dog don't hunt.
523
00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,710
So why don't you go on and get down
on your knees...
524
00:35:46,743 --> 00:35:48,812
and tell me
who you really work for.
525
00:35:56,118 --> 00:35:57,321
(spits)
526
00:35:59,489 --> 00:36:02,192
That's 1963 Statesman Reserve.
527
00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:03,594
You just made it personal.
528
00:36:06,563 --> 00:36:08,331
(grunting)
529
00:36:12,636 --> 00:36:13,638
(groans)
530
00:36:20,009 --> 00:36:21,311
(beeping)
531
00:36:22,746 --> 00:36:24,281
(panting)
532
00:36:24,313 --> 00:36:26,583
Who the fuck are you?
533
00:36:37,127 --> 00:36:39,330
MAN : A bottle
in a secret wall.
534
00:36:40,864 --> 00:36:43,067
You really expect me
to take that seriously?
535
00:36:44,534 --> 00:36:46,436
See, I think
your story's horse shit.
536
00:36:46,469 --> 00:36:49,906
Y'all just trying to cover
for a failed rescue mission.
537
00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:52,476
You here for the lepidopterist,
ain't you?
538
00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:59,016
Okay, so your
mystery bottle, huh?
539
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,119
Look anything like that,
right there?
540
00:37:03,152 --> 00:37:05,422
Yes. Same brand,
much older.
541
00:37:05,956 --> 00:37:06,957
All right.
542
00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:09,759
Let's see here.
543
00:37:11,094 --> 00:37:12,329
You know why the measurement
544
00:37:12,362 --> 00:37:15,398
of alcohol content's
called "proof"?
545
00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:16,800
Oh, fuck off!
546
00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:19,668
Oh, for Pete's sake.
547
00:37:19,703 --> 00:37:21,538
See, comes from back
in the old days...
548
00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:24,108
when pirates wanted to test
the strength of their rum.
549
00:37:24,141 --> 00:37:26,543
They used to pour a little bit out
on gunpowder.
550
00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:30,114
(exhales)
551
00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:32,415
That'll make you wanna slap
your mama right there, boy.
552
00:37:33,917 --> 00:37:34,817
And if the gunpowder,
553
00:37:34,851 --> 00:37:36,487
if it burnt when
they set it alight...
554
00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,222
they considered it proof...
555
00:37:38,255 --> 00:37:40,458
that their rum
was good and strong.
556
00:37:42,391 --> 00:37:44,928
But see, I ain't got
no gunpowder on me, do I?
557
00:37:46,864 --> 00:37:48,165
But I'm pretty sure
you boys'll make
558
00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:50,032
just as impressive
of a sound...
559
00:37:50,065 --> 00:37:51,569
when I set your balls on fire.
560
00:37:54,471 --> 00:37:55,806
(chuckles softly)
561
00:37:55,839 --> 00:37:58,208
Or you could just tell me who the fuck
y'all really are...
562
00:37:58,241 --> 00:37:59,375
and how the hell
y'all found us.
563
00:37:59,409 --> 00:38:00,844
MERLIN Look,
for the last time,
564
00:38:00,877 --> 00:38:03,346
we have nothing to protect
but our honor.
565
00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:05,215
So you can take
your cheap horse piss
566
00:38:05,248 --> 00:38:06,417
that you call whiskey...
567
00:38:06,449 --> 00:38:07,984
which, by the way,
is spelled without an "e"...
568
00:38:08,018 --> 00:38:10,454
and is nothing compared
to a single malt scotch...
569
00:38:10,487 --> 00:38:12,757
and you can go fuck yourself.
(chuckles)
570
00:38:13,389 --> 00:38:14,991
(chuckles sarcastically)
571
00:38:15,525 --> 00:38:16,926
What about you?
572
00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,094
Me?
Yeah.
573
00:38:18,128 --> 00:38:20,630
No, I love
a Jack and Coke, bruv.
574
00:38:20,663 --> 00:38:23,734
But I do agree with the part
where you go fuck yourself.
575
00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:28,538
All right.
576
00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:29,640
Y'all ain't got
nothing to protect
577
00:38:29,672 --> 00:38:30,907
other than your honor.
578
00:38:32,042 --> 00:38:34,145
Let's see what happens
when we change things up.
579
00:38:42,252 --> 00:38:43,887
Fuck me.
Harry?
580
00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,956
Y'all got three seconds
to tell me the truth.
581
00:38:45,989 --> 00:38:47,090
MERLIN Wait. No.
582
00:38:47,123 --> 00:38:48,292
No!
Harry!
583
00:38:48,324 --> 00:38:50,226
He can't hear you.
But I can, so talk.
584
00:38:50,259 --> 00:38:52,361
No!
Get down, Harry!
585
00:38:52,395 --> 00:38:54,230
MERLIN Harry! Harry!
That's two.
586
00:38:54,264 --> 00:38:55,532
Harry!
Harry!
587
00:38:55,565 --> 00:38:57,134
EGGSY Harry!
Three.
588
00:38:57,167 --> 00:38:58,869
Stop!
589
00:38:59,536 --> 00:39:01,438
Their story checked out.
590
00:39:01,471 --> 00:39:03,506
I opened our doomsday
scenario locker
591
00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:05,442
and that umbrella was in it.
592
00:39:05,475 --> 00:39:08,679
Kingsman.
It's got our logo on it.
593
00:39:10,145 --> 00:39:11,180
I'm really sorry.
594
00:39:11,214 --> 00:39:13,850
(laughing) My apologies, boys.
595
00:39:13,882 --> 00:39:15,985
I hope there ain't
no hard feelings.
596
00:39:16,018 --> 00:39:17,053
I was just doin' my job.
597
00:39:18,154 --> 00:39:19,388
Welcome to the Statesman,
598
00:39:19,422 --> 00:39:21,590
independent
intelligence agency.
599
00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:22,926
Just like y'all, I reckon.
600
00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:25,127
But our founders went
into the booze business.
601
00:39:25,161 --> 00:39:26,196
Thank the sweet Lord above.
602
00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,130
This is Ginger Ale.
603
00:39:28,163 --> 00:39:29,898
She's our strategy executive.
604
00:39:29,933 --> 00:39:30,935
Hello.
605
00:39:31,634 --> 00:39:33,803
I'm Agent Tequila.
606
00:39:33,837 --> 00:39:35,773
This is the part
where you untie us.
607
00:39:39,342 --> 00:39:40,644
MERLIN Thank you.
608
00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:48,018
Harry.
609
00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,520
Hello.
Hello, mate.
610
00:39:54,357 --> 00:39:55,960
Harry.
611
00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:57,061
How do you do?
612
00:39:58,194 --> 00:39:59,996
Have we met before?
613
00:40:00,029 --> 00:40:04,433
Harry, it's okay. It's fine.
They know that we know you.
614
00:40:04,467 --> 00:40:06,869
I think there must be
some mistake.
615
00:40:06,902 --> 00:40:09,605
It's been such
a long time, Harry.
616
00:40:09,639 --> 00:40:12,776
I need to get
my brogues resoled.
617
00:40:12,808 --> 00:40:15,645
Yeah, and my oxfords
are done in as well.
618
00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:17,982
Why are you telling me
about your shoes?
619
00:40:23,118 --> 00:40:24,220
I'm a lepidopterist.
620
00:40:25,154 --> 00:40:26,455
You're a what?
621
00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:28,024
I study butterflies.
622
00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:35,565
MERLIN Well, you wanted to be before
you joined the army, but...
623
00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:38,969
Harry, look at me.
624
00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:46,911
It's good to see you.
625
00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:49,112
We'll be back soon.
626
00:40:49,145 --> 00:40:52,181
So these fellas right here
are our doomsday protocol?
627
00:40:52,215 --> 00:40:55,585
Turns out, our founder's
tailor was Kingsman.
628
00:40:58,054 --> 00:40:59,389
What the fuck
have you done to him?
629
00:40:59,422 --> 00:41:01,691
Nothing. Only tried
to help him.
630
00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:03,025
He's got
retrograde amnesia.
631
00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:04,293
Now, we knew
from his eyeglasses
632
00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:05,360
that he was intelligence.
633
00:41:05,395 --> 00:41:06,630
We just didn't know whose.
634
00:41:07,730 --> 00:41:09,332
How did he get here?
635
00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:11,635
(alarm blaring)
636
00:41:11,668 --> 00:41:13,737
GINGER : What the hell?
637
00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:16,072
Tequila, I'm getting
a crazy spike...
638
00:41:16,105 --> 00:41:18,741
of extreme low frequency waves
11 miles from here.
639
00:41:18,775 --> 00:41:20,711
I'm gonna need you to
escort me there immediately.
640
00:41:48,737 --> 00:41:50,239
I need your alpha gel.
641
00:41:51,942 --> 00:41:53,777
TEQUILA:
I'll go check the church.
642
00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:08,257
(hissing)
643
00:42:08,290 --> 00:42:10,460
GINGER : We developed
our alpha gel technology
644
00:42:10,493 --> 00:42:11,694
for our own agents...
645
00:42:11,728 --> 00:42:13,496
in the event of a head shot.
646
00:42:13,529 --> 00:42:14,965
The gel protects the brain.
647
00:42:14,998 --> 00:42:17,601
Then, in the lab,
we use nanites...
648
00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:20,337
micro-bots,
to repair tissue damage.
649
00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,478
There are side effects.
650
00:42:28,511 --> 00:42:29,712
Partial amnesia...
651
00:42:29,746 --> 00:42:31,748
regression to
the younger self.
652
00:42:31,781 --> 00:42:35,752
With no idea who he was,
there was nothing we could do.
653
00:42:36,686 --> 00:42:39,154
But now
you guys are here...
654
00:42:39,188 --> 00:42:41,190
there's a good chance
we can bring him back.
655
00:43:09,453 --> 00:43:10,587
POPPY : You're late.
656
00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:12,255
Why are you
still wearing that?
657
00:43:12,288 --> 00:43:15,891
Until you get rid of
the perimeter landmines...
658
00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:18,328
I'll keep wearing the suit,
thank you very much.
659
00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:19,463
POPPY : Scaredy-cat.
660
00:43:19,496 --> 00:43:20,797
Shut up and sit down.
661
00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:22,165
Let's go!
(beeps)
662
00:43:25,034 --> 00:43:27,404
CHARLIE
Crocodile Rock, please.
663
00:43:29,272 --> 00:43:31,141
Fuck you!
664
00:43:31,174 --> 00:43:33,042
(electricity crackling)
(groaning)
665
00:43:33,076 --> 00:43:36,780
Hey, hey, Elton, language.
666
00:43:36,813 --> 00:43:40,050
Okay, as fabulous
as your catalogue is...
667
00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:42,619
I think I want to hear
some Gershwin.
668
00:43:42,652 --> 00:43:43,720
(sighs)
669
00:43:43,753 --> 00:43:44,888
(playing piano)
670
00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,056
I still can't believe...
671
00:43:46,089 --> 00:43:48,592
you got away with
kidnapping Elton John.
672
00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:51,460
I know! But with Valentine
abducting those celebrities...
673
00:43:51,493 --> 00:43:54,397
it seemed silly not to take
advantage of the confusion.
674
00:43:55,998 --> 00:43:58,401
Shit. Has Elton
got the blue rash?
675
00:44:01,638 --> 00:44:02,672
Lights.
676
00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:04,208
(piano playing stops)
677
00:44:04,641 --> 00:44:06,576
Hey, Elton.
678
00:44:06,609 --> 00:44:08,610
Have you been a bad boy again?
679
00:44:08,643 --> 00:44:09,679
Mmm-mmm.
680
00:44:09,712 --> 00:44:12,181
You're lying.
Look at your hands.
681
00:44:15,784 --> 00:44:17,052
What is it?
682
00:44:17,085 --> 00:44:20,022
It's proof that my plan
is gonna work.
683
00:44:20,056 --> 00:44:24,293
It's also the first sign
of a slow and horrible death.
684
00:44:24,326 --> 00:44:25,927
(gasps)
685
00:44:25,962 --> 00:44:28,232
Don't worry, I can fix it.
686
00:44:28,264 --> 00:44:29,900
Tell me who
you partied with.
687
00:44:31,634 --> 00:44:33,103
(sighs)
688
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:35,239
It was Angel.
689
00:44:35,871 --> 00:44:39,841
Huh, not very angelic.
690
00:44:39,875 --> 00:44:41,511
Gonna have to clip his wings.
691
00:44:42,744 --> 00:44:44,114
(sighs)
692
00:45:18,114 --> 00:45:20,049
Close the door behind you.
693
00:45:28,424 --> 00:45:30,926
MAN : At what point are you
going to start behaving
694
00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,828
like a Statesman, Tequila?
695
00:45:32,862 --> 00:45:35,398
You wanna go back
to being a rodeo clown?
696
00:45:35,431 --> 00:45:37,366
No, sir. I apologize, sir.
697
00:45:39,603 --> 00:45:41,438
I'm Champagne.
698
00:45:41,471 --> 00:45:43,940
But anyone who knows
what's good for him...
699
00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:46,976
calls me Champ.
700
00:45:47,777 --> 00:45:49,378
Sorry for your troubles.
701
00:45:50,145 --> 00:45:51,980
As your American cousins...
702
00:45:52,014 --> 00:45:57,221
I'm placing all of Statesman's
considerably larger resources at your disposal.
703
00:45:59,822 --> 00:46:02,491
Can you imagine us
in the clothing business?
704
00:46:02,525 --> 00:46:03,527
(chuckles)
705
00:46:05,962 --> 00:46:08,164
Now, how can I help you?
706
00:46:08,197 --> 00:46:10,100
EGGSY First of all,
I've got to thank you
707
00:46:10,132 --> 00:46:11,701
for saving Agent Galahad.
708
00:46:11,734 --> 00:46:12,902
Wait.
709
00:46:12,935 --> 00:46:14,803
You said that
you were Galahad.
710
00:46:14,837 --> 00:46:17,139
Oh, no, he's talking
about the butterfly guy.
711
00:46:17,174 --> 00:46:18,842
That used to be his handle.
Oh.
712
00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:20,009
EGGSY Galahad always said,
713
00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:21,244
"You've got to look at
the bigger picture...
714
00:46:21,277 --> 00:46:23,311
"ask 'why' as well as 'who'."
715
00:46:23,346 --> 00:46:25,348
So if someone wanted
to take out Kingsman...
716
00:46:25,382 --> 00:46:27,550
then they've got to be
planning something major.
717
00:46:27,583 --> 00:46:28,850
So what do you know?
718
00:46:28,884 --> 00:46:30,252
They're a drug cartel,
we think.
719
00:46:30,286 --> 00:46:32,656
The name Golden Circle
keeps coming up.
720
00:46:32,688 --> 00:46:35,123
Mmm. We'll look
into them. What else?
721
00:46:35,157 --> 00:46:37,726
One of our former trainees
is working with them.
722
00:46:37,761 --> 00:46:40,362
Charlie Hesketh.
Total prick.
723
00:46:40,395 --> 00:46:42,665
You got any promising
leads on him?
724
00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:43,833
His ex-girlfriend.
725
00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:46,835
I've been tracking her
through social media.
726
00:46:46,868 --> 00:46:50,239
We believe she's still
in contact with him.
727
00:46:50,272 --> 00:46:54,010
And she's going
to Glastonbury Music Festival.
728
00:46:55,244 --> 00:46:57,112
Oh, good.
729
00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:59,482
Agent Tequila,
break out your dancing shoes.
730
00:46:59,516 --> 00:47:00,750
You have a new mission.
731
00:47:00,784 --> 00:47:02,085
Yes, sir.
732
00:47:02,853 --> 00:47:04,054
CHAMP : Hold up.
733
00:47:06,456 --> 00:47:07,423
You feeling okay?
734
00:47:07,456 --> 00:47:10,460
I'm a little tired,
but fine, thanks.
735
00:47:10,493 --> 00:47:11,627
Galahad, you ready?
736
00:47:11,661 --> 00:47:12,762
CHAMP : Your face...
737
00:47:12,795 --> 00:47:14,164
You got...
738
00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,935
What the fuck?
739
00:47:18,967 --> 00:47:20,603
CHAMP : Oh, shit.
740
00:47:21,804 --> 00:47:23,004
Head to the sick bay.
741
00:47:23,038 --> 00:47:25,542
Have Ginger check you out.
742
00:47:25,574 --> 00:47:28,477
(whistles)
Hey, give him your glasses.
743
00:47:32,748 --> 00:47:35,118
You're in luck, kid.
Put 'em on.
744
00:47:36,185 --> 00:47:38,019
You get
our finest senior agent
745
00:47:38,054 --> 00:47:39,989
to join you instead.
746
00:47:40,022 --> 00:47:42,591
Right now,
he's in our New York office.
747
00:47:42,625 --> 00:47:45,228
Galahad, meet Agent Whiskey.
748
00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:49,165
WHISKEY : Kid...
749
00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:52,769
looks like we're hookin' up
with a chick at a rock concert.
750
00:47:52,802 --> 00:47:54,871
My favorite kind of mission.
751
00:47:54,904 --> 00:47:57,340
I'm sending my jet
to pick you up.
752
00:48:08,351 --> 00:48:11,355
GINGER : We've dealt with
this kind of amnesia before.
753
00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:15,025
Harry's like a computer
that needs to be rebooted.
754
00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:20,130
We need to recreate a shock
or trauma from his past...
755
00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:21,531
to trigger his memory.
756
00:48:23,065 --> 00:48:24,400
MERLIN I hope you're right.
757
00:48:28,837 --> 00:48:30,206
(gasps)
758
00:48:34,009 --> 00:48:35,378
Uh, excuse me.
759
00:48:35,411 --> 00:48:38,114
There seems to be
some sort of a problem here.
760
00:48:38,147 --> 00:48:40,784
Help! Somebody!
761
00:48:40,817 --> 00:48:44,121
What the hell is
going on? Help me!
762
00:48:46,956 --> 00:48:48,191
Help!
763
00:48:49,891 --> 00:48:51,027
Oh, God!
764
00:48:51,060 --> 00:48:53,330
Stop! Fuck!
765
00:49:14,551 --> 00:49:15,652
Get him out now.
766
00:49:15,685 --> 00:49:17,621
No, no, wait. His instincts
are gonna kick in.
767
00:49:21,156 --> 00:49:22,758
(muffled yelling)
768
00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,435
No. I'm sorry to do this.
769
00:49:41,511 --> 00:49:43,313
(coughing)
770
00:49:46,549 --> 00:49:47,784
(gasping)
771
00:49:52,388 --> 00:49:54,623
Are you okay?
What happened?
772
00:49:54,656 --> 00:49:57,225
Harry, you've forgotten
who you are.
773
00:49:57,259 --> 00:50:00,662
We thought this might
jog your memory.
774
00:50:00,697 --> 00:50:03,766
Look, when you were young,
you had a choice.
775
00:50:03,799 --> 00:50:06,535
To either be a lepidopterist
or to join the army.
776
00:50:06,569 --> 00:50:09,371
You chose the army.
That led to Kingsman.
777
00:50:09,404 --> 00:50:12,374
You became a Kingsman agent.
778
00:50:12,409 --> 00:50:13,843
I doubt whether
I'd work for anyone
779
00:50:13,877 --> 00:50:14,878
who drowns their employees.
780
00:50:15,944 --> 00:50:17,246
I want to go home.
781
00:50:17,279 --> 00:50:18,881
I want
my butterfly collection.
782
00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,717
I want to see Mother.
783
00:50:23,252 --> 00:50:25,388
GINGER : There's nothing more
we can do.
784
00:50:26,788 --> 00:50:28,357
It's time to let him go.
785
00:50:38,067 --> 00:50:39,536
EGGSY Babe, I wish
I could stay longer,
786
00:50:39,569 --> 00:50:41,204
but I've got to go on
with this mission.
787
00:50:41,237 --> 00:50:44,340
Wait, wait, wait.
788
00:50:44,373 --> 00:50:46,877
Before you go,
I wanna show you something.
789
00:50:49,145 --> 00:50:50,213
EGGSY Aw!
790
00:50:50,246 --> 00:50:52,782
I know he could
never replace JB...
791
00:50:52,815 --> 00:50:54,217
but...
792
00:50:56,185 --> 00:50:58,353
Oh, my days.
793
00:50:58,388 --> 00:51:00,623
I hoped he might
make you happy.
794
00:51:02,491 --> 00:51:03,560
(chuckles)
795
00:51:03,592 --> 00:51:06,228
And give you another reason
to come back home soon.
796
00:51:06,962 --> 00:51:08,296
I love him.
797
00:51:08,331 --> 00:51:10,433
But I don't need another
reason to come home.
798
00:51:13,103 --> 00:51:14,371
(horn blaring)
799
00:51:17,373 --> 00:51:21,244
I apologize.
Just waiting for my friend.
800
00:51:21,277 --> 00:51:23,179
I'll be back as soon
as I can, I promise.
801
00:51:24,913 --> 00:51:27,015
Got to go save the world?
Yep.
802
00:51:27,049 --> 00:51:28,851
Well, if you save the world...
803
00:51:30,052 --> 00:51:31,821
you know what that means.
804
00:51:31,855 --> 00:51:33,490
Yeah, all right.
805
00:51:36,759 --> 00:51:37,761
Bye, buddy.
806
00:51:44,165 --> 00:51:45,701
Got the passes
from my contact.
807
00:51:46,569 --> 00:51:48,538
You're gonna love Glastonbury.
808
00:51:49,471 --> 00:51:51,473
Well, that's
the easy part, kid.
809
00:51:51,507 --> 00:51:53,610
Take a look
in the glove box.
810
00:51:57,980 --> 00:51:59,348
EGGSY Fucking hell, bruv.
811
00:51:59,382 --> 00:52:01,817
Thought everything
was supposed to be bigger in America.
812
00:52:01,851 --> 00:52:04,253
Is this why you overcompensate
with these massive cars?
813
00:52:04,286 --> 00:52:06,054
Goes on your finger.
814
00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:07,456
The surveillance tracker
is in the tip.
815
00:52:07,489 --> 00:52:10,859
Apply light pressure for three
seconds to release it.
816
00:52:10,893 --> 00:52:11,960
(crowd cheering)
817
00:52:11,994 --> 00:52:13,230
(rock music playing)
818
00:52:16,732 --> 00:52:19,301
EGGSY Okay, so according
to her Instagram feed...
819
00:52:19,335 --> 00:52:22,304
Charlie's ex-girlfriend
is up ahead at the VIP bar.
820
00:52:22,337 --> 00:52:24,172
Which one of us is gonna
plant the tracker?
821
00:52:24,206 --> 00:52:25,542
Bands, boys.
822
00:52:26,275 --> 00:52:28,311
Yeah, that's fine.
823
00:52:28,344 --> 00:52:31,047
WHISKEY : I say we both
make an approach...
824
00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,982
whoever gets on best,
goes for it.
825
00:52:33,016 --> 00:52:34,617
Well, it doesn't have
to be a competition, bruv.
826
00:52:34,650 --> 00:52:36,019
Why don't we just
go up to her...
827
00:52:36,052 --> 00:52:37,320
shake her hand,
pat her on the back,
828
00:52:37,353 --> 00:52:39,489
whatever, you know.
Job done.
829
00:52:39,522 --> 00:52:42,692
The hand is not
a mucous membrane, Eggsy.
830
00:52:42,726 --> 00:52:44,660
Neither is the back.
831
00:52:44,692 --> 00:52:46,494
They teach you anything
at Kingsman?
832
00:52:46,529 --> 00:52:47,964
What are you talking about?
833
00:52:47,996 --> 00:52:50,699
Our trackers are designed
to enter the bloodstream.
834
00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:54,069
They circulate harmlessly,
providing full audio and GPS.
835
00:52:54,103 --> 00:52:55,271
EGGSY Mucus membrane.
836
00:52:55,304 --> 00:52:56,973
That's like up the nose,
isn't it?
837
00:52:57,005 --> 00:52:58,942
What the fuck am I gonna do?
Stick my finger...
838
00:53:02,811 --> 00:53:05,014
It's not just inside
the nose, is it?
839
00:53:05,047 --> 00:53:08,051
No, Eggsy, it ain't.
Fuck.
840
00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:09,918
All right,
I'll take the first crack.
841
00:53:09,951 --> 00:53:11,654
Watch and learn, buddy.
842
00:53:11,686 --> 00:53:12,889
(scoffs)
843
00:53:14,322 --> 00:53:15,725
Good luck.
844
00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:23,431
Here you go, ma'am.
Thank you.
845
00:53:23,464 --> 00:53:24,600
Miss, I beg your pardon.
846
00:53:24,634 --> 00:53:26,902
Now, I don't
wanna pester you...
847
00:53:26,935 --> 00:53:28,804
but I just have to know,
what time are you playing?
848
00:53:29,971 --> 00:53:31,607
I'm not in a band.
849
00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:33,108
Oh, God.
Who did you think I was?
850
00:53:33,141 --> 00:53:34,542
Please don't say
someone ghastly.
851
00:53:34,576 --> 00:53:37,246
God damn it,
now I feel like a fool.
852
00:53:37,279 --> 00:53:41,650
I just assumed that a woman
with your charisma...
853
00:53:41,683 --> 00:53:43,819
well, she just had
to be somebody.
854
00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:44,988
Right.
855
00:53:45,654 --> 00:53:46,589
Thank you.
856
00:53:46,621 --> 00:53:48,123
No, it's okay.
I know you didn't mean
857
00:53:48,156 --> 00:53:49,424
to make me feel
like a dumbass.
858
00:53:49,458 --> 00:53:50,692
So I'll let you
make it up to me
859
00:53:50,726 --> 00:53:52,561
by letting me
buy you a drink.
860
00:53:53,228 --> 00:53:54,563
Follow my finger.
861
00:53:59,067 --> 00:54:01,102
(chuckles)
What are we doing?
862
00:54:01,136 --> 00:54:03,171
Swiping to the left.
863
00:54:03,205 --> 00:54:05,308
What, you don't do
Tinder in America?
864
00:54:05,340 --> 00:54:06,676
Tinder what?
865
00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:09,712
Do you know, I think it's
probably a generational thing.
866
00:54:09,744 --> 00:54:12,715
It translates as
"Go away, old man."
867
00:54:16,118 --> 00:54:17,353
Be good, be cool.
868
00:54:17,786 --> 00:54:18,855
Bye.
869
00:54:20,288 --> 00:54:22,124
Thank you for that.
870
00:54:22,157 --> 00:54:24,293
I'm Clara.
River.
871
00:54:24,326 --> 00:54:27,295
Bloody hell, is that the time?
872
00:54:27,328 --> 00:54:28,430
You know what,
I'm so jetlagged
873
00:54:28,464 --> 00:54:30,398
I don't know
if I'm coming or going.
874
00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:32,001
Where've you been?
Anywhere nice?
875
00:54:32,034 --> 00:54:35,304
South America. Been spending
a bit of time out there.
876
00:54:35,337 --> 00:54:36,572
Training with the shaman,
877
00:54:36,605 --> 00:54:38,841
and trying to really connect
with my spirit animal.
878
00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:41,010
Yeah.
I'm a crow.
879
00:54:41,043 --> 00:54:42,746
And, hang on, let me guess...
880
00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:44,380
No.
Jaguar.
881
00:54:44,413 --> 00:54:46,516
What? No! Oh, my God!
882
00:54:46,549 --> 00:54:48,618
Yes?
How did you even know that?
883
00:54:48,650 --> 00:54:51,319
Look, it totally is.
Check it out.
884
00:54:51,353 --> 00:54:53,955
Oh. Ino Moxo.
Black jaguar. Very nice.
885
00:54:53,989 --> 00:54:57,159
You know what?
I wanna buy you a drink.
886
00:54:59,462 --> 00:55:01,464
(indistinct chatter)
887
00:55:05,868 --> 00:55:07,804
MERLIN Eggsy sent this
from Glastonbury.
888
00:55:09,837 --> 00:55:13,409
And #bluerash is
trending on Twitter.
889
00:55:13,442 --> 00:55:15,744
Have you found any correlation
between these cases?
890
00:55:15,777 --> 00:55:17,879
Only recreational drug use.
891
00:55:17,913 --> 00:55:18,947
Ah.
892
00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:22,185
I know.
Not very Statesman-like.
893
00:55:22,918 --> 00:55:24,619
Tequila here...
894
00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:27,856
he is our resident bad boy.
895
00:55:27,889 --> 00:55:29,357
You don't think
this could be related
896
00:55:29,391 --> 00:55:31,560
to The Golden Circle,
do you?
897
00:55:31,594 --> 00:55:35,496
A drug cartel
poisoning its customers?
898
00:55:35,531 --> 00:55:36,833
Doesn't make sense.
899
00:55:37,165 --> 00:55:38,534
Mmm.
900
00:55:43,772 --> 00:55:45,909
CHARLIE Poppy, would you
pass the sugar, please?
901
00:55:46,442 --> 00:55:48,110
POPPY : Okay.
902
00:55:48,143 --> 00:55:51,848
But it's really bad for you.
903
00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,917
Eight times more addictive
than cocaine.
904
00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:57,587
Five times more likely
to cause death.
905
00:55:57,619 --> 00:55:59,255
But it's legal...
906
00:55:59,288 --> 00:56:01,590
so, you go ahead.
Knock yourself out.
907
00:56:02,891 --> 00:56:06,027
Don't get me started
on tobacco and alcohol.
908
00:56:06,061 --> 00:56:08,464
Peddle that stuff
and you're in Fortune 500.
909
00:56:08,496 --> 00:56:10,132
But me? No!
910
00:56:10,165 --> 00:56:11,567
I'm out here hiding
911
00:56:11,601 --> 00:56:14,270
in the middle of
nowhere. Homesick.
912
00:56:14,302 --> 00:56:15,670
Because I sell drugs.
913
00:56:15,703 --> 00:56:19,207
Oh, Pops. You're doing this
because you're homesick?
914
00:56:19,241 --> 00:56:20,943
POPPY : Yes.
915
00:56:20,976 --> 00:56:23,245
I want freedom.
916
00:56:23,279 --> 00:56:25,181
I want fame.
917
00:56:25,214 --> 00:56:28,583
Our profits were
250 billion dollars last year.
918
00:56:28,618 --> 00:56:30,085
I am the most successful
businesswoman
919
00:56:30,118 --> 00:56:32,254
in the world,
but nobody knows who I am.
920
00:56:32,288 --> 00:56:33,423
Pops, Pops.
921
00:56:33,456 --> 00:56:35,391
It's not long now, eh?
922
00:56:35,424 --> 00:56:37,359
You're right, thank you.
923
00:56:37,391 --> 00:56:38,761
ANGEL : Sorry to interrupt you.
924
00:56:38,793 --> 00:56:41,429
You wanted to see me,
Madam Poppy?
925
00:56:41,462 --> 00:56:44,499
Yes, Angel.
In The Golden Circle...
926
00:56:44,532 --> 00:56:46,701
we do not sample
the merchandise...
927
00:56:46,735 --> 00:56:49,739
and we do not break the rules.
928
00:56:49,772 --> 00:56:52,507
Which is why I have
invested in robots...
929
00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:54,877
because they are
so much more reliable
930
00:56:54,909 --> 00:56:57,212
and trustworthy
than human beings.
931
00:56:58,147 --> 00:56:59,516
(whistles)
932
00:57:02,851 --> 00:57:04,186
(panting)
933
00:57:05,453 --> 00:57:06,656
Oh!
934
00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:12,562
(yelling)
935
00:57:14,063 --> 00:57:15,565
(screaming)
936
00:57:27,076 --> 00:57:28,811
Oh! Oh, no. Whoa! Whoa!
937
00:57:38,353 --> 00:57:40,022
(sighs)
938
00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:42,090
(crowd cheering)
939
00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,326
(rock music playing)
940
00:57:45,793 --> 00:57:48,163
CLARA Sorry we never
found your friends.
941
00:57:48,197 --> 00:57:50,399
Well, we all go on
our separate journeys...
942
00:57:50,433 --> 00:57:52,068
but, ultimately,
we'll all arrive
943
00:57:52,101 --> 00:57:53,669
at the same destination.
944
00:57:53,701 --> 00:57:56,737
Shall we check my tent?
See if they're there?
945
00:57:56,772 --> 00:57:59,042
Uh... Yeah.
Oh, come on.
946
00:58:04,112 --> 00:58:05,614
Wow.
947
00:58:05,647 --> 00:58:07,282
This is amazing.
948
00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:10,352
Come on.
949
00:58:10,386 --> 00:58:13,422
Uh, you know what, I'm busting
for a pee actually. (chuckles)
950
00:58:13,455 --> 00:58:15,157
You could do it on me
if you want.
951
00:58:15,958 --> 00:58:17,060
Uh...
952
00:58:17,726 --> 00:58:19,061
Maybe in a bit.
953
00:58:19,795 --> 00:58:21,462
Give me a sec, yeah?
954
00:58:21,496 --> 00:58:24,000
Okay, but hurry up, River.
955
00:58:24,032 --> 00:58:27,002
Been waiting all night for you
to at least kiss me.
956
00:58:28,237 --> 00:58:29,639
(chuckles)
957
00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:32,108
(cell phone ringing)
958
00:58:33,942 --> 00:58:34,844
Hey!
959
00:58:34,877 --> 00:58:37,846
EGGSY Hi, babe.
Uh, bit of a nightmare.
960
00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,215
I've got to sleep
with a target...
961
00:58:39,248 --> 00:58:41,950
but I won't do it, unless
you agree that it's all right.
962
00:58:41,984 --> 00:58:44,520
You've got
to be fucking kidding.
963
00:58:44,552 --> 00:58:46,355
What was I, target practice?
964
00:58:46,388 --> 00:58:48,891
Babe, surely it's better that
I'm honest with you...
965
00:58:48,924 --> 00:58:50,625
rather than me doing it
and not telling you.
966
00:58:50,659 --> 00:58:53,494
Kind of got a bit of
a "save the world" situation here.
967
00:58:53,529 --> 00:58:55,398
How the fuck
is screwing someone
968
00:58:55,431 --> 00:58:57,032
gonna save the world?
969
00:58:57,065 --> 00:58:58,967
Well, it's
a bit complicated...
970
00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,937
but trust me, I would not be
doing it if I didn't have to.
971
00:59:05,074 --> 00:59:07,509
Babe, please believe me.
I love you.
972
00:59:07,543 --> 00:59:08,744
You are the person
I wanna spend
973
00:59:08,777 --> 00:59:10,045
the rest of my life with.
974
00:59:12,114 --> 00:59:13,348
Is that a proposal?
975
00:59:15,417 --> 00:59:16,585
Um...
976
00:59:16,618 --> 00:59:18,453
Because I think I'd give you
my permission.
977
00:59:18,487 --> 00:59:22,291
Having that security, knowing
that we were committed...
978
00:59:22,324 --> 00:59:25,293
In that context, yeah.
Yeah, I'd feel different.
979
00:59:26,362 --> 00:59:28,331
Right. Well, I mean...
980
00:59:28,364 --> 00:59:29,498
I want to be with you,
981
00:59:29,531 --> 00:59:31,132
but being
a public figure, babe...
982
00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,402
like a prince...
983
00:59:33,402 --> 00:59:34,570
It's a bit of a factor,
you know,
984
00:59:34,603 --> 00:59:35,905
what with my job and stuff.
985
00:59:37,538 --> 00:59:39,708
Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay.
986
00:59:39,741 --> 00:59:41,776
Uh, look, we need to talk
about this properly.
987
00:59:41,810 --> 00:59:43,912
Just give me
five minutes, okay?
988
00:59:44,813 --> 00:59:47,516
Don't put
yourself down, Eggsy.
989
00:59:47,549 --> 00:59:49,785
I'm sure you can last
longer than that.
990
00:59:55,590 --> 00:59:57,060
(sighs)
991
01:00:04,766 --> 01:00:06,201
(flushes)
992
01:00:16,011 --> 01:00:18,681
What's the matter?
Nothing.
993
01:00:18,714 --> 01:00:20,114
I just feel that
our spirit animals
994
01:00:20,148 --> 01:00:21,817
need more time
to get in sync...
995
01:00:21,851 --> 01:00:25,220
and find a harmonious bond
on the spiritual plane.
996
01:00:25,252 --> 01:00:26,455
Totally.
997
01:00:26,487 --> 01:00:27,855
Yeah?
998
01:00:27,889 --> 01:00:30,393
Or we could just...
999
01:00:31,659 --> 01:00:32,962
fuck?
1000
01:00:38,734 --> 01:00:40,036
Clara, I don't think I can.
1001
01:00:49,844 --> 01:00:51,779
But you know what?
1002
01:00:51,813 --> 01:00:54,282
My crow is looking
for a place to nest.
1003
01:01:38,127 --> 01:01:39,460
MERLIN Good work, Eggsy!
1004
01:01:39,494 --> 01:01:40,862
Tracker fully functional.
1005
01:01:40,895 --> 01:01:43,031
(Clara moaning on speakers)
1006
01:01:43,065 --> 01:01:45,935
Don't worry, I've been
through this with Whiskey before.
1007
01:01:46,935 --> 01:01:48,336
Nice to be working
with an agent
1008
01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,105
who knows what he's doing.
1009
01:01:50,138 --> 01:01:51,038
(sighs)
1010
01:01:51,072 --> 01:01:54,710
CLARA Wow, Mr. Crow. My turn.
1011
01:01:54,743 --> 01:01:56,611
EGGSY I'm sorry. I can't.
1012
01:01:56,645 --> 01:01:57,913
I'm in a relationship.
1013
01:01:57,947 --> 01:02:00,316
That's adorable.
Listen, so am I.
1014
01:02:00,348 --> 01:02:04,085
What happens at Glasto,
stays in Glasto.
1015
01:02:04,685 --> 01:02:05,921
I can't.
1016
01:02:06,388 --> 01:02:07,456
Bye, Clara.
1017
01:02:11,793 --> 01:02:12,895
(line ringing)
1018
01:02:12,927 --> 01:02:14,128
(voicemail)
This is Princess T,
1019
01:02:14,163 --> 01:02:15,464
please leave a message.
1020
01:02:17,699 --> 01:02:19,000
MAN (on phone):
Motor Manor Hotel...
1021
01:02:19,034 --> 01:02:21,235
Yeah, can you put me through
to Princess Tilde, please.
1022
01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:23,972
Oh, actually, sir, I'm just
looking at my computer...
1023
01:02:24,005 --> 01:02:25,540
and I'm afraid
that the princess
1024
01:02:25,574 --> 01:02:26,742
is already checked out.
1025
01:02:26,775 --> 01:02:27,977
EGGSY Thank you.
1026
01:02:30,612 --> 01:02:31,614
Fuck!
1027
01:02:58,773 --> 01:02:59,976
Harry.
1028
01:03:02,043 --> 01:03:04,312
What's going on?
I was just packing.
1029
01:03:04,346 --> 01:03:05,546
Look at these
lovely toiletries
1030
01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:07,849
Merlin very kindly gave me
as a leaving present.
1031
01:03:07,882 --> 01:03:09,118
Here, try this aftershave.
1032
01:03:10,284 --> 01:03:11,987
Yeah, I know, Harry.
I'm wearing it.
1033
01:03:14,889 --> 01:03:16,259
Listen, you can't
just give up.
1034
01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:18,627
Give up?
1035
01:03:18,661 --> 01:03:21,764
No, on the contrary.
I'm about to achieve my dream.
1036
01:03:21,797 --> 01:03:23,031
Researching rare butterflies
1037
01:03:23,065 --> 01:03:25,501
alongside some of the finest
minds in entomology.
1038
01:03:35,210 --> 01:03:38,848
You know, you may as well
have me stuck up on this wall.
1039
01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:42,484
'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly
more interesting than me.
1040
01:03:42,518 --> 01:03:43,618
Sorry?
1041
01:03:43,652 --> 01:03:48,123
When you and I first met,
I was just, like, a maggot.
1042
01:03:48,156 --> 01:03:49,525
Maggots turn into flies.
1043
01:03:49,558 --> 01:03:51,126
Perhaps you mean larva.
1044
01:03:51,159 --> 01:03:53,094
Larva, yeah, okay.
Whatever. The point is...
1045
01:03:53,127 --> 01:03:55,196
everyone wanted
to squash me.
1046
01:03:56,431 --> 01:03:57,799
But not you.
1047
01:03:57,833 --> 01:04:00,903
You helped me
to become a caterpillar.
1048
01:04:00,935 --> 01:04:02,537
And now I've got wings.
1049
01:04:03,505 --> 01:04:05,540
I'm flying higher
than I ever dreamed.
1050
01:04:05,574 --> 01:04:07,376
And that is all thanks to you.
1051
01:04:07,409 --> 01:04:09,444
I hate to seem rude,
but I need to finish packing
1052
01:04:09,478 --> 01:04:10,646
and get some sleep.
1053
01:04:10,679 --> 01:04:12,080
Harry, you can't
just walk away.
1054
01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:13,682
Kingsman needs you.
1055
01:04:13,715 --> 01:04:16,018
The whole world needs you.
1056
01:04:18,819 --> 01:04:20,388
I need you.
1057
01:04:21,257 --> 01:04:23,492
Eggy, whoever the Harry was
1058
01:04:23,525 --> 01:04:26,028
that you knew,
he's gone, I'm afraid.
1059
01:04:26,393 --> 01:04:27,462
Goodbye.
1060
01:05:03,799 --> 01:05:06,569
(country music playing
on speakers)
1061
01:05:06,601 --> 01:05:07,902
That's not a martini.
1062
01:05:07,935 --> 01:05:09,871
It is in Kentucky.
1063
01:05:09,904 --> 01:05:11,107
Fair enough.
1064
01:05:19,413 --> 01:05:20,850
HARRY : Here's to you, Eggsy.
1065
01:05:20,882 --> 01:05:23,252
You're exactly
what Kingsman needs.
1066
01:05:32,395 --> 01:05:33,896
(line ringing)
1067
01:05:33,929 --> 01:05:35,163
(voicemail)
This is Princess T.
1068
01:05:35,197 --> 01:05:36,632
Please leave a message.
1069
01:05:40,201 --> 01:05:41,970
Can I have
another martini, please?
1070
01:05:42,003 --> 01:05:43,406
Sure.
1071
01:05:44,406 --> 01:05:45,474
Thanks.
1072
01:05:51,714 --> 01:05:53,482
(cell phone chimes)
1073
01:05:59,487 --> 01:06:00,589
(scoffs) Give up.
1074
01:06:09,565 --> 01:06:10,699
(chuckles)
1075
01:06:35,523 --> 01:06:36,991
You know what?
1076
01:06:37,025 --> 01:06:39,328
That was the best martini
I've ever had.
1077
01:06:40,462 --> 01:06:41,830
Keep the change.
1078
01:06:41,862 --> 01:06:43,131
Thanks.
1079
01:06:46,768 --> 01:06:47,802
(whimpers)
1080
01:06:57,645 --> 01:06:58,913
EGGSY It's all right.
Don't panic.
1081
01:06:58,947 --> 01:07:01,684
Just thought I'd bring you
a little leaving present.
1082
01:07:07,255 --> 01:07:08,656
What do you think?
He's lovely, isn't he?
1083
01:07:08,690 --> 01:07:09,858
(chuckles)
1084
01:07:09,891 --> 01:07:11,426
Would you like to hold him?
1085
01:07:14,496 --> 01:07:15,664
Hello.
1086
01:07:24,572 --> 01:07:26,808
Do you think
I should shoot him?
1087
01:07:26,842 --> 01:07:29,311
Are you quite mad?
What? What's the problem?
1088
01:07:29,344 --> 01:07:31,446
No! You can't!
Eh? What?
1089
01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:33,682
No, you'll have to shoot me!
Shoot you?
1090
01:07:33,714 --> 01:07:34,615
Well, I will shoot you.
1091
01:07:34,648 --> 01:07:36,118
No. No one's sick enough
to shoot a puppy!
1092
01:07:36,150 --> 01:07:37,185
Well, what about you, Harry?
1093
01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:38,621
You were sick enough
to shoot a puppy!
1094
01:07:38,654 --> 01:07:39,755
Do you remember?
1095
01:07:40,688 --> 01:07:42,457
(heavy breathing)
1096
01:07:44,493 --> 01:07:45,561
(gasps)
1097
01:08:02,277 --> 01:08:04,212
EGGSY You were sick enough
to shoot a puppy!
1098
01:08:32,106 --> 01:08:34,042
It was a blank.
Yes, Harry. Yes!
1099
01:08:34,075 --> 01:08:35,143
It was a fucking blank!
1100
01:08:35,176 --> 01:08:36,210
That's right. It was a blank!
1101
01:08:36,244 --> 01:08:37,513
I would never hurt Mr. Pickle!
1102
01:08:37,545 --> 01:08:39,380
Yes, Harry!
He lived to a ripe old age!
1103
01:08:39,414 --> 01:08:40,883
He died of pancreatitis!
1104
01:08:47,054 --> 01:08:48,757
You're not Mr. Pickle.
1105
01:08:55,963 --> 01:08:56,965
Eggsy.
1106
01:08:58,933 --> 01:09:00,401
Hello, Harry.
1107
01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,415
Eggsy.
1108
01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:21,155
Valentine has to be stopped.
No, I know.
1109
01:09:21,190 --> 01:09:22,389
He has a device.
It's all right.
1110
01:09:22,423 --> 01:09:24,292
It's sorted. Don't worry.
1111
01:09:24,325 --> 01:09:26,328
We got a lot of
catching up to do.
1112
01:09:27,094 --> 01:09:29,297
Well, well.
1113
01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:31,566
I suppose I should
cancel that taxi.
1114
01:09:32,267 --> 01:09:33,702
HARRY : Yes.
1115
01:09:33,736 --> 01:09:35,004
If you don't mind...
1116
01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:37,940
Merlin.
1117
01:09:39,807 --> 01:09:41,843
Welcome back...
1118
01:09:41,877 --> 01:09:42,977
Galahad.
1119
01:09:47,715 --> 01:09:49,651
EGGSY Now that we've finished
the debrief, Harry...
1120
01:09:49,683 --> 01:09:51,552
here's a couple of
welcome back gifts.
1121
01:09:51,587 --> 01:09:53,222
First up...
1122
01:09:53,254 --> 01:09:55,222
a brand-new Kingsman watch.
1123
01:09:55,255 --> 01:09:56,391
Advanced software,
1124
01:09:56,424 --> 01:09:58,493
it can hack into anything
with a microchip.
1125
01:09:58,526 --> 01:09:59,893
It is the bollocks.
1126
01:09:59,928 --> 01:10:01,396
And Merlin...
1127
01:10:01,429 --> 01:10:02,630
MERLIN I made you these.
1128
01:10:06,066 --> 01:10:07,368
A-ha.
1129
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,089
Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy.
1130
01:10:28,123 --> 01:10:30,225
How do I look?
You look...
1131
01:10:30,258 --> 01:10:34,062
Like some faggot lookin' for
an eye fuckin'.
1132
01:10:35,829 --> 01:10:37,097
Now...
1133
01:10:37,132 --> 01:10:40,335
why don't you
get out of our bar...
1134
01:10:40,368 --> 01:10:43,272
before I take out
your other one?
1135
01:10:43,304 --> 01:10:45,173
Now, is that any way
to welcome a visitor
1136
01:10:45,205 --> 01:10:47,042
from out of town, moonshine?
1137
01:10:47,075 --> 01:10:48,477
Okay.
1138
01:10:49,643 --> 01:10:52,280
Suck my southern dick...
1139
01:10:52,313 --> 01:10:54,148
bitch.
1140
01:10:54,182 --> 01:10:56,618
Oh, I don't think
that'll be necessary.
1141
01:10:57,886 --> 01:10:59,420
Good day, sir.
1142
01:11:03,624 --> 01:11:05,192
Well?
1143
01:11:05,227 --> 01:11:07,062
What are you ladies
waitin' for?
1144
01:11:07,629 --> 01:11:08,931
Manners...
1145
01:11:10,664 --> 01:11:11,766
maketh...
1146
01:11:14,303 --> 01:11:15,704
man.
1147
01:11:17,304 --> 01:11:18,973
Do you know what that means?
1148
01:11:21,176 --> 01:11:23,111
Then let me
teach you a lesson.
1149
01:11:33,553 --> 01:11:35,455
Are we going to stand
around here all day?
1150
01:11:35,490 --> 01:11:36,891
Or are we going to...
(grunts)
1151
01:11:36,924 --> 01:11:38,458
(glass shatters)
1152
01:11:38,493 --> 01:11:40,462
MAN : You big...
(men whooping)
1153
01:11:41,262 --> 01:11:42,964
(grunting)
1154
01:11:52,039 --> 01:11:53,141
(groans)
1155
01:11:58,545 --> 01:12:00,481
Well, pick him up.
1156
01:12:00,516 --> 01:12:03,986
Now, that is not what I call
a Kentucky welcome.
1157
01:12:06,021 --> 01:12:10,157
Manners maketh man.
1158
01:12:10,191 --> 01:12:11,593
Let me translate that for you.
1159
01:12:14,062 --> 01:12:15,631
(grunting)
1160
01:12:31,411 --> 01:12:32,580
What's wrong with me, Merlin?
1161
01:12:32,614 --> 01:12:33,748
I thought you fixed me?
1162
01:12:33,781 --> 01:12:36,051
Well, we rebuilt
your neural pathways.
1163
01:12:36,084 --> 01:12:38,386
But it'll take time to get
your coordination back.
1164
01:12:38,419 --> 01:12:40,021
(screams and groans)
1165
01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:46,195
(whip cracks)
1166
01:12:59,173 --> 01:13:00,808
And the phantom butterflies?
1167
01:13:00,842 --> 01:13:02,576
You will
experience episodes...
1168
01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:03,844
lapses of clarity.
1169
01:13:03,878 --> 01:13:05,947
You'll be back
to normal soon.
1170
01:13:06,548 --> 01:13:08,684
(grunting)
1171
01:13:21,062 --> 01:13:23,065
Whoo.
1172
01:13:23,097 --> 01:13:25,600
I feel like a tornado
in a trailer park.
1173
01:13:25,633 --> 01:13:30,538
CHOIR:
♫ Golden Circle proudly presents ♫
1174
01:13:30,570 --> 01:13:33,540
Mr. President,
my name is Poppy Adams.
1175
01:13:33,574 --> 01:13:36,777
I believe the UN has no teeth.
1176
01:13:36,812 --> 01:13:38,613
So I've selected you,
as leader of the free world,
1177
01:13:38,646 --> 01:13:40,514
to receive this communication.
1178
01:13:40,548 --> 01:13:42,216
And I invite you
to begin negotiations...
1179
01:13:42,249 --> 01:13:46,286
on the largest scale
hostage situation in history.
1180
01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:47,521
A few weeks ago,
1181
01:13:47,554 --> 01:13:49,357
an engineered virus
was released...
1182
01:13:49,391 --> 01:13:52,192
contained in all
varieties of my product.
1183
01:13:52,227 --> 01:13:56,697
Cannabis, cocaine, heroin,
opium, ecstasy...
1184
01:13:56,731 --> 01:13:58,133
...and crystal meth.
1185
01:13:59,401 --> 01:14:02,037
Some of you
are already infected.
1186
01:14:02,070 --> 01:14:04,106
And this is
what you can expect
1187
01:14:04,138 --> 01:14:06,039
in the coming days.
1188
01:14:06,074 --> 01:14:09,076
After a brief
incubation period...
1189
01:14:09,110 --> 01:14:11,079
victims present
with stage one symptoms.
1190
01:14:11,111 --> 01:14:12,413
(snaps fingers)
1191
01:14:12,446 --> 01:14:13,648
A blue rash.
1192
01:14:14,581 --> 01:14:15,682
Next...
1193
01:14:15,715 --> 01:14:17,718
second stage symptoms appear.
1194
01:14:17,752 --> 01:14:19,521
(snaps fingers) Mania...
1195
01:14:19,553 --> 01:14:21,188
as the virus
enters the brain.
1196
01:14:21,222 --> 01:14:23,558
(whispers)
Very distressing to the victim
1197
01:14:23,590 --> 01:14:25,326
and those around them.
1198
01:14:26,494 --> 01:14:27,795
Stage three... (snaps fingers)
1199
01:14:29,163 --> 01:14:30,197
(gasping)
Paralysis.
1200
01:14:30,231 --> 01:14:33,101
Muscles enter a state
of catastrophic seizure.
1201
01:14:33,134 --> 01:14:36,003
And once the muscles of
the thorax become affected...
1202
01:14:36,038 --> 01:14:38,607
breathing becomes
impossible...
1203
01:14:38,639 --> 01:14:42,977
leading to a very nasty death
within 12 hours.
1204
01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:49,984
But I have good news to
the millions already affected.
1205
01:14:50,017 --> 01:14:51,752
It doesn't have
to be this way.
1206
01:14:51,786 --> 01:14:55,057
I have an antidote.
1207
01:14:55,089 --> 01:14:56,223
(snaps fingers)
1208
01:15:09,838 --> 01:15:13,075
What have you done to me,
you fucking bitch?
1209
01:15:14,976 --> 01:15:16,710
(sighs)
100% effective...
1210
01:15:16,744 --> 01:15:18,480
and ready to
ship out worldwide
1211
01:15:18,512 --> 01:15:20,114
at a moment's notice.
1212
01:15:20,147 --> 01:15:22,350
Get out of my room!
You have my word.
1213
01:15:22,383 --> 01:15:24,052
Get out!
I will do this...
1214
01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:27,654
if the following
conditions are met.
1215
01:15:27,688 --> 01:15:30,359
Get out of my fucking room!
1216
01:15:31,593 --> 01:15:34,429
First, you agree
to end the war on drugs,
1217
01:15:34,463 --> 01:15:35,862
once and for all.
1218
01:15:35,896 --> 01:15:38,600
All classes of substance
are legalized...
1219
01:15:38,633 --> 01:15:40,602
paving the way
to a new marketplace
1220
01:15:40,634 --> 01:15:43,704
in which sales
are regulated and taxed...
1221
01:15:43,737 --> 01:15:45,138
as per alcohol.
1222
01:15:45,173 --> 01:15:50,478
And second, my colleagues and
I receive full legal immunity.
1223
01:15:50,511 --> 01:15:51,646
Meet my terms...
1224
01:15:51,678 --> 01:15:52,813
and I look forward
to helping you
1225
01:15:52,847 --> 01:15:54,949
keep our beloved
country great...
1226
01:15:54,981 --> 01:15:56,316
boosting our ailing economy,
1227
01:15:56,351 --> 01:15:59,487
and easing spending
on law enforcement.
1228
01:15:59,521 --> 01:16:01,857
Or continue this
blinkered, outmoded...
1229
01:16:01,889 --> 01:16:05,826
and, frankly, disastrous
exercise in prohibition...
1230
01:16:05,860 --> 01:16:08,130
and live with blood
on your hands.
1231
01:16:09,196 --> 01:16:11,732
Save lives. Legalize.
1232
01:16:17,271 --> 01:16:20,074
I told you that shit
was no good for you.
1233
01:16:28,950 --> 01:16:30,752
REPORTER : Who is Poppy Adams?
1234
01:16:30,785 --> 01:16:32,521
After graduating
Harvard Business School...
1235
01:16:32,553 --> 01:16:33,887
Adams was briefly held
1236
01:16:33,922 --> 01:16:35,790
for serious mental
health issues...
1237
01:16:35,822 --> 01:16:37,859
before disappearing
without a trace.
1238
01:16:37,892 --> 01:16:40,561
Intelligent, ambitious,
ruthless,
1239
01:16:40,594 --> 01:16:44,097
lacks empathy,
superficial charm.
1240
01:16:44,132 --> 01:16:47,735
All the elements
of a great CEO.
1241
01:16:47,767 --> 01:16:50,204
Or a psychopath.
1242
01:16:50,237 --> 01:16:51,239
Following the broadcast
1243
01:16:51,272 --> 01:16:52,840
of Adams's message
to the president...
1244
01:16:52,874 --> 01:16:55,043
there were scenes
of chaos today...
1245
01:16:55,075 --> 01:16:57,678
at medical centers
across the country and around the world.
1246
01:16:57,712 --> 01:16:59,013
DOCTOR : We have
no more beds available.
1247
01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:02,116
The hospital is
at full capacity.
1248
01:17:02,150 --> 01:17:03,718
The blue rash
is now being renamed
1249
01:17:03,752 --> 01:17:05,018
"The Dancing Disease"...
1250
01:17:05,052 --> 01:17:08,456
as victims begin to exhibit
stage two symptoms.
1251
01:17:14,295 --> 01:17:16,030
Let's prep the cryo unit.
1252
01:17:16,063 --> 01:17:17,365
MERLIN
You want to freeze him?
1253
01:17:17,397 --> 01:17:18,766
GINGER : Exactly.
1254
01:17:18,799 --> 01:17:20,000
REPORTER : Victims of the virus
1255
01:17:20,035 --> 01:17:22,570
caused by contaminated
recreational drugs...
1256
01:17:22,603 --> 01:17:26,540
flooded hospitals and clinics
in fear for their lives.
1257
01:17:26,574 --> 01:17:28,076
(clamoring)
1258
01:17:29,643 --> 01:17:31,079
REPORTER 2:
Curfews and no travel orders
1259
01:17:31,111 --> 01:17:33,080
are being considered
as authorities assess
1260
01:17:33,114 --> 01:17:34,816
the scale of the disaster.
1261
01:17:35,215 --> 01:17:36,884
Close it.
1262
01:17:38,285 --> 01:17:39,786
REPORTER 2:
But there has still been
1263
01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:41,822
no official response
from the president...
1264
01:17:41,856 --> 01:17:44,893
who remains locked
in emergency talks.
1265
01:17:46,627 --> 01:17:49,263
Prepare a presidential decree.
1266
01:17:49,297 --> 01:17:51,632
Tell intelligence and law enforcement
to stand down.
1267
01:17:51,665 --> 01:17:53,767
We're gonna dance
to this lady's tune.
1268
01:17:53,802 --> 01:17:54,902
FOX : Good.
1269
01:17:54,936 --> 01:17:57,071
We can make this work.
1270
01:17:57,105 --> 01:17:58,505
We spin it
that it's not a matter
1271
01:17:58,539 --> 01:17:59,840
of negotiation
with terrorists.
1272
01:17:59,874 --> 01:18:01,843
No, what I'm proposing...
1273
01:18:01,875 --> 01:18:04,744
is we appear
to agree to her demands
1274
01:18:04,779 --> 01:18:06,181
to prevent global panic...
1275
01:18:06,213 --> 01:18:11,584
and then let the junkie scum
go down in flames. Huh?
1276
01:18:11,619 --> 01:18:13,654
(laughing)
1277
01:18:13,687 --> 01:18:15,623
Huh? Yeah.
1278
01:18:15,655 --> 01:18:19,626
Take Poppy Adams and her so-called
Golden Circle down with them.
1279
01:18:19,660 --> 01:18:24,331
No drug users, no drug trade.
It's a win-win situation here.
1280
01:18:24,365 --> 01:18:27,734
But, sir, we're not talking about
a handful of hostages.
1281
01:18:27,767 --> 01:18:29,236
We could be looking
at the deaths
1282
01:18:29,270 --> 01:18:31,106
of hundreds
of millions worldwide.
1283
01:18:31,138 --> 01:18:32,405
Hundreds of millions
of criminals,
1284
01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:33,875
burdens to society.
1285
01:18:34,709 --> 01:18:36,211
Am I right, McCoy?
1286
01:18:36,244 --> 01:18:37,378
Absolutely, sir.
1287
01:18:37,411 --> 01:18:39,213
But, sir, that's...
1288
01:18:39,246 --> 01:18:41,883
What about people who were
just experimenting?
1289
01:18:41,915 --> 01:18:43,851
Folks who self-medicate?
1290
01:18:43,884 --> 01:18:46,786
Functioning
professionals? Kids?
1291
01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:48,555
Oh, spare me the crap, Fox.
1292
01:18:48,588 --> 01:18:49,990
(chuckles) The fact is,
1293
01:18:50,023 --> 01:18:53,061
this presidency has just
won the war on drugs.
1294
01:18:53,093 --> 01:18:54,328
Congratulations, sir.
1295
01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:56,831
Thank you.
1296
01:18:58,799 --> 01:19:01,902
And that deserves a toast.
1297
01:19:01,937 --> 01:19:04,539
FOX : This is
totally unethical, sir.
1298
01:19:04,571 --> 01:19:06,273
PRESIDENT : Fox, shut up!
1299
01:19:06,973 --> 01:19:09,110
McCoy, declare martial law.
1300
01:19:09,143 --> 01:19:11,846
We need to keep control,
commandeer stadiums,
1301
01:19:11,879 --> 01:19:13,781
schools, civic centers...
1302
01:19:13,815 --> 01:19:15,215
order a press blackout.
1303
01:19:15,249 --> 01:19:17,085
And put the military
on standby
1304
01:19:17,118 --> 01:19:19,154
to round these junkies up.
1305
01:19:20,088 --> 01:19:21,856
Whether they broke
the law or not,
1306
01:19:21,889 --> 01:19:24,159
those victims
are human beings.
1307
01:19:26,427 --> 01:19:27,429
Tequila.
1308
01:19:28,629 --> 01:19:30,165
He's a great guy.
1309
01:19:31,565 --> 01:19:33,433
And a great agent.
1310
01:19:33,467 --> 01:19:37,237
Right now, he's lying in deep
freeze waitin' on our help.
1311
01:19:37,271 --> 01:19:39,673
We can't make
this personal, sir.
1312
01:19:39,706 --> 01:19:40,975
Personal?
1313
01:19:41,008 --> 01:19:43,911
Agent, we can't stand by
and let folks like him die.
1314
01:19:43,944 --> 01:19:46,481
These people,
we're their only hope.
1315
01:19:48,249 --> 01:19:50,085
Now, we have
to find that antidote.
1316
01:19:50,118 --> 01:19:52,721
Poppy's stockpiles, well,
they could be anywhere.
1317
01:19:52,754 --> 01:19:54,689
HARRY :
She must have some on hand.
1318
01:19:54,722 --> 01:19:56,291
Locate Poppy...
1319
01:19:57,424 --> 01:20:00,160
and obtain a sample
for analysis.
1320
01:20:00,194 --> 01:20:02,062
Maybe it can be replicated.
1321
01:20:02,096 --> 01:20:03,563
GINGER : Sorry to cut in, guys.
1322
01:20:03,597 --> 01:20:05,133
But Charlie is on the phone
with his girlfriend.
1323
01:20:05,165 --> 01:20:07,400
Looping you in now.
1324
01:20:07,433 --> 01:20:09,003
CLARA Don't worry.
I'm on a payphone...
1325
01:20:09,035 --> 01:20:11,638
covered in
a fucking blue rash.
1326
01:20:11,672 --> 01:20:12,973
Why didn't you tell me?
1327
01:20:13,007 --> 01:20:15,576
All you said was,
"Don't take any drugs."
1328
01:20:15,610 --> 01:20:18,012
It was a music festival
for fuck's sake.
1329
01:20:18,044 --> 01:20:22,116
Fuck. Shit. Shit! Okay.
1330
01:20:23,250 --> 01:20:25,319
Listen. You need to get
to the lab in Italy.
1331
01:20:25,352 --> 01:20:26,855
Do you remember
where we went skiing?
1332
01:20:26,887 --> 01:20:29,356
Yes. Yes, I remember.
1333
01:20:29,391 --> 01:20:30,725
Yeah. Meet me there
1334
01:20:30,758 --> 01:20:32,459
and I'll give you
the antidote.
1335
01:20:32,493 --> 01:20:33,794
(sighs)
1336
01:20:33,828 --> 01:20:35,129
Okay.
1337
01:20:38,965 --> 01:20:40,801
All right. Jet's ready.
1338
01:20:40,834 --> 01:20:43,370
Whiskey, Galahad,
get to Italy.
1339
01:20:47,340 --> 01:20:49,243
You two need to fix
this code name thing.
1340
01:20:49,276 --> 01:20:50,811
And with all
due respect, sir...
1341
01:20:50,844 --> 01:20:52,146
I don't think Galahad senior
1342
01:20:52,179 --> 01:20:53,714
is ready to return
to fieldwork.
1343
01:20:54,816 --> 01:20:57,084
I did actually mean...
Of course.
1344
01:20:57,118 --> 01:20:59,687
And with all disrespect...
1345
01:20:59,721 --> 01:21:01,489
I'm not going anywhere
without him.
1346
01:21:02,757 --> 01:21:05,460
Brains, skills...
1347
01:21:06,660 --> 01:21:07,661
skipping rope?
1348
01:21:09,329 --> 01:21:10,197
(laughs)
1349
01:21:10,231 --> 01:21:12,032
It's a lasso.
EGGSY Whatever.
1350
01:21:12,633 --> 01:21:13,868
Come on.
1351
01:21:13,901 --> 01:21:15,402
(Champ laughs)
1352
01:21:16,004 --> 01:21:17,772
Go on. Vamoose.
1353
01:21:17,804 --> 01:21:19,074
WHISKEY : Yes, sir.
1354
01:21:31,785 --> 01:21:33,154
Drink it.
1355
01:21:33,754 --> 01:21:35,123
(sighs)
1356
01:21:39,426 --> 01:21:40,661
(gasping)
1357
01:21:43,830 --> 01:21:44,931
Wow.
1358
01:21:44,964 --> 01:21:46,566
CLARA It's working already.
1359
01:21:46,601 --> 01:21:48,402
(sighs) Thank God.
1360
01:21:49,036 --> 01:21:50,236
Agent Whiskey.
1361
01:21:50,271 --> 01:21:52,840
Antidote confirmed
at the target's location.
1362
01:21:52,873 --> 01:21:54,209
Good luck.
1363
01:22:02,650 --> 01:22:04,951
WHISKEY : Hold up.
We need you down here, Galahad.
1364
01:22:04,986 --> 01:22:06,387
To secure the control room.
1365
01:22:06,419 --> 01:22:08,155
EGGSY
Probably a good idea, Harry.
1366
01:22:09,089 --> 01:22:10,758
Call you from the top, yeah?
1367
01:22:19,534 --> 01:22:21,335
Buongiorno!
1368
01:22:21,369 --> 01:22:22,670
Buongiorno.
(speaking Italian)
1369
01:22:29,009 --> 01:22:30,210
(beeping)
1370
01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:37,118
Hey!
1371
01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:39,320
(in English)
So sorry about this.
1372
01:22:44,857 --> 01:22:47,161
At the controls. In position.
1373
01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,349
Keep this cable car here
till we get back.
1374
01:23:08,383 --> 01:23:09,951
HARRY : Roger that, Eggsy.
1375
01:23:09,984 --> 01:23:11,919
Clara's definitely here.
1376
01:23:11,953 --> 01:23:13,353
We're getting warmer.
1377
01:23:18,258 --> 01:23:21,563
Harry Hart, Harry Hart,
super spy, super spy.
1378
01:23:22,429 --> 01:23:25,066
Looks like we've got a door.
1379
01:23:25,098 --> 01:23:26,301
GINGER : Yep.
1380
01:23:27,066 --> 01:23:28,268
There you go.
1381
01:23:38,712 --> 01:23:40,380
I'll cover.
1382
01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:42,517
Hi, there.
1383
01:23:42,850 --> 01:23:43,918
Whew.
1384
01:23:43,950 --> 01:23:45,618
Sorry I'm late.
1385
01:23:45,651 --> 01:23:48,054
You guys did not make
this place easy to find.
1386
01:23:48,088 --> 01:23:50,023
Who are you?
1387
01:23:50,057 --> 01:23:52,693
I'm here to collect
this antidote.
1388
01:23:52,726 --> 01:23:53,728
For Singapore?
1389
01:23:54,661 --> 01:23:55,864
Yeah.
1390
01:23:59,299 --> 01:24:02,669
You are Wu Ting Feng?
1391
01:24:06,641 --> 01:24:07,642
Yes.
1392
01:24:09,142 --> 01:24:11,411
Hey, how are you still alive?
1393
01:24:11,445 --> 01:24:13,647
River, what are you
doing here?
1394
01:24:13,681 --> 01:24:14,749
CHARLIE River?
1395
01:24:14,781 --> 01:24:16,016
EGGSY Hi, Clara.
1396
01:24:16,049 --> 01:24:19,154
What happens at Glasto,
stays in Glasto.
1397
01:24:22,022 --> 01:24:23,790
You motherfucker!
Bye, Charlie.
1398
01:24:23,824 --> 01:24:25,927
Sound the alarm!
1399
01:24:25,959 --> 01:24:27,460
You fucking cockroach!
(alarm blaring)
1400
01:24:27,495 --> 01:24:29,497
Jam the door!
Give...
1401
01:24:36,536 --> 01:24:38,138
Fuck!
1402
01:24:38,172 --> 01:24:40,040
WHISKEY :
Galahad, we're coming.
1403
01:24:40,074 --> 01:24:41,776
All clear at the bottom?
1404
01:24:42,709 --> 01:24:45,078
Galahad, come in!
1405
01:24:45,111 --> 01:24:46,913
Open the fucking door.
They've locked.
1406
01:24:46,946 --> 01:24:48,182
Open the door!
1407
01:24:50,049 --> 01:24:51,351
Harry, come on, we're in.
Let's go.
1408
01:24:51,384 --> 01:24:52,820
Away, butterflies.
1409
01:24:52,852 --> 01:24:55,322
Butterfly? No, Harry. You've
got to shut the doors, please.
1410
01:24:55,356 --> 01:24:57,324
Come on.
We've gotta go now. Please!
1411
01:24:57,356 --> 01:24:59,292
Shut the fucking door, Harry!
1412
01:24:59,325 --> 01:25:00,928
Harry, are you there?
1413
01:25:02,295 --> 01:25:04,632
Well done, Harry.
Good. Thanks, man.
1414
01:25:04,665 --> 01:25:05,732
Come on. Now!
1415
01:25:08,035 --> 01:25:09,404
It's done.
Thank you.
1416
01:25:33,259 --> 01:25:34,962
You all good
down there, Harry?
1417
01:25:34,995 --> 01:25:36,230
All clear.
1418
01:25:41,768 --> 01:25:42,803
Hello, Eggsy.
1419
01:25:44,137 --> 01:25:46,240
Enjoy the ride, bruv.
1420
01:25:55,249 --> 01:25:56,451
Oh, shit.
1421
01:25:56,816 --> 01:25:57,851
(grunts)
1422
01:25:59,786 --> 01:26:01,021
(both yelling)
1423
01:26:05,493 --> 01:26:07,395
All the buttons are dead.
Controls gone.
1424
01:26:07,428 --> 01:26:09,664
Everything's in shutdown.
You're on your own, Eggsy.
1425
01:26:11,063 --> 01:26:12,366
(laughs)
1426
01:26:14,636 --> 01:26:16,670
(both groaning)
1427
01:26:26,713 --> 01:26:28,682
(yelling)
1428
01:26:28,715 --> 01:26:30,517
(Whiskey gasping)
1429
01:26:55,308 --> 01:26:56,543
What the fuck is that?
1430
01:27:07,054 --> 01:27:09,356
(both yelling)
1431
01:27:12,793 --> 01:27:13,895
Oh, my God.
1432
01:27:21,235 --> 01:27:22,803
(groans)
1433
01:27:22,837 --> 01:27:24,438
(both yelling)
1434
01:27:28,409 --> 01:27:29,610
(both grunt)
1435
01:27:31,212 --> 01:27:32,513
(panting)
1436
01:27:34,947 --> 01:27:35,950
(both grunt)
1437
01:27:47,762 --> 01:27:49,831
You've gotta be
fucking kidding!
1438
01:27:55,469 --> 01:27:56,803
(both grunting)
1439
01:27:59,740 --> 01:28:01,008
(panting)
1440
01:28:08,615 --> 01:28:10,484
Jesus fucking Christ!
What the fuck is that?
1441
01:28:10,517 --> 01:28:12,820
What the hell is that?
1442
01:28:12,852 --> 01:28:13,887
Shit!
1443
01:28:14,855 --> 01:28:15,857
(panting)
1444
01:28:17,090 --> 01:28:18,892
(grunting)
1445
01:28:26,901 --> 01:28:28,869
(both yelling)
1446
01:28:28,902 --> 01:28:30,838
(both yelling)
1447
01:28:31,873 --> 01:28:33,808
(all yelling)
1448
01:28:37,911 --> 01:28:39,079
(panting)
1449
01:28:39,111 --> 01:28:43,917
That's the first decent shit
I've had in three weeks.
1450
01:28:48,521 --> 01:28:50,924
Harry, meet us at the
emergency rendezvous point.
1451
01:28:50,958 --> 01:28:52,125
Roger that.
1452
01:28:52,860 --> 01:28:54,128
Got you on the GPS.
1453
01:29:22,923 --> 01:29:24,592
EGGSY So weird to think
this tiny thing
1454
01:29:24,624 --> 01:29:26,326
could save the world.
1455
01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,128
Let me have a look.
1456
01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:29,896
(methodical knocking on door)
1457
01:29:31,831 --> 01:29:32,999
Harry.
1458
01:29:37,404 --> 01:29:38,906
Am I late?
1459
01:29:39,706 --> 01:29:40,941
You found the antidote.
1460
01:29:43,878 --> 01:29:44,978
Get down!
1461
01:29:54,088 --> 01:29:55,623
(gunshot)
1462
01:30:02,062 --> 01:30:03,431
You fucking dickhead!
1463
01:30:03,463 --> 01:30:04,930
Fuck you!
I just saved your life!
1464
01:30:04,964 --> 01:30:07,168
Yeah, and cost millions
of people theirs!
1465
01:30:12,071 --> 01:30:13,540
(panting)
1466
01:30:20,748 --> 01:30:23,717
All right, they're going
for cover and reloading.
1467
01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:25,986
I'll fix their wagons.
Cover me, boys!
1468
01:30:29,021 --> 01:30:30,056
Wait.
1469
01:30:30,089 --> 01:30:32,659
Eggsy, I think he could be
working for the other side.
1470
01:30:32,692 --> 01:30:34,527
What the fuck
is wrong with you?
1471
01:30:34,561 --> 01:30:37,097
You're having
a brain fart! Look!
1472
01:30:37,130 --> 01:30:40,668
Does that look like
he's working with them?
1473
01:30:40,700 --> 01:30:43,636
Harry, are you seeing
butterflies again?
1474
01:30:43,669 --> 01:30:45,071
I know what I'm seeing.
1475
01:30:48,174 --> 01:30:49,843
(grunting)
1476
01:31:07,060 --> 01:31:08,195
(guns click)
1477
01:31:36,956 --> 01:31:39,526
Good job
he didn't need our help.
1478
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:42,295
Thank fucking Christ
I didn't need any backup!
1479
01:31:48,669 --> 01:31:51,104
I'm out of ammo!
Troop carrier coming in.
1480
01:31:51,137 --> 01:31:52,238
What've you got?
1481
01:31:54,074 --> 01:31:55,109
Fuck!
1482
01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:00,982
Shit!
There's a fuck ton of 'em!
1483
01:32:04,317 --> 01:32:05,953
What is this?
1484
01:32:05,986 --> 01:32:08,956
Looks like you packed for
a fucking slumber party, not a mission!
1485
01:32:10,057 --> 01:32:12,926
And they've got
fucking Gatling guns!
1486
01:32:12,959 --> 01:32:16,262
MAN : You have 10 seconds
to surrender before we open fire!
1487
01:32:16,297 --> 01:32:17,431
Guys, hurry up!
1488
01:32:17,463 --> 01:32:18,497
MAN : 10!
1489
01:32:18,531 --> 01:32:19,932
Hey!
1490
01:32:19,967 --> 01:32:22,103
MAN : 9!
Butterfly guy!
1491
01:32:23,503 --> 01:32:24,572
8!
1492
01:32:24,605 --> 01:32:26,507
You don't look like
Ginger fixed you right.
1493
01:32:26,539 --> 01:32:27,640
7!
1494
01:32:27,673 --> 01:32:28,808
I said I'm empty!
1495
01:32:28,843 --> 01:32:30,344
6!
Give me yours.
1496
01:32:30,977 --> 01:32:31,845
5!
1497
01:32:31,879 --> 01:32:33,213
Harry, give him
the fucking gun!
1498
01:32:33,245 --> 01:32:34,280
4!
1499
01:32:35,715 --> 01:32:38,151
Harry, no!
1500
01:32:42,289 --> 01:32:43,724
Oh, fuck it! Fire!
1501
01:32:43,758 --> 01:32:44,992
Harry, get down!
1502
01:32:52,499 --> 01:32:53,900
I mean, honestly, Harry,
1503
01:32:53,933 --> 01:32:55,369
what the fuck
is wrong with you?
1504
01:32:55,401 --> 01:32:57,770
He broke the vial on purpose!
1505
01:32:57,804 --> 01:33:00,206
You're a fucking idiot!
You're out of control, Harry!
1506
01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:02,309
If we made it out of here,
he was gonna kill us both!
1507
01:33:07,181 --> 01:33:09,717
For fuck's sake, it looks like he wouldn't
have fucking had to!
1508
01:33:09,749 --> 01:33:11,185
Oh, ye of little faith.
1509
01:33:13,520 --> 01:33:15,356
(explosion)
1510
01:33:32,873 --> 01:33:35,241
This does not mean
you're off the fucking hook!
1511
01:33:36,209 --> 01:33:37,678
We need to go dark.
1512
01:33:37,710 --> 01:33:38,945
We don't know
who else at Statesman
1513
01:33:38,978 --> 01:33:41,447
could be working against us.
1514
01:33:41,481 --> 01:33:42,581
Shit! This is all my fault.
1515
01:33:42,615 --> 01:33:43,682
You weren't ready
for the field
1516
01:33:43,717 --> 01:33:44,784
and I pushed for it!
1517
01:33:44,817 --> 01:33:45,886
He showed his hand.
1518
01:33:45,919 --> 01:33:47,721
You think
he'd have let us live?
1519
01:33:47,754 --> 01:33:49,755
You should be thanking me
for saving our arses!
1520
01:33:49,789 --> 01:33:50,858
Saving our arses?
1521
01:33:50,891 --> 01:33:52,426
Try saying that
to fucking Whiskey!
1522
01:33:58,065 --> 01:33:59,734
(hissing)
1523
01:34:02,636 --> 01:34:05,039
You are unbelievable!
1524
01:34:05,071 --> 01:34:06,940
Merlin, can you hear me?
MERLIN Yes, Eggsy.
1525
01:34:06,973 --> 01:34:08,275
Whiskey's down.
He's been shot.
1526
01:34:08,775 --> 01:34:10,177
What happened?
1527
01:34:17,049 --> 01:34:19,919
He got caught
in the crossfire.
1528
01:34:19,953 --> 01:34:21,989
I've applied the alpha gel.
We'll bring him in.
1529
01:34:22,021 --> 01:34:23,856
But first, I've gotta find a
way to get back up to that lab
1530
01:34:23,891 --> 01:34:25,692
and retrieve more antidote.
1531
01:34:25,726 --> 01:34:26,960
(helicopter approaching)
1532
01:34:28,395 --> 01:34:31,498
CLARA Charlie, what's
happening? Where are you?
1533
01:34:31,530 --> 01:34:33,132
Everything's under control.
1534
01:34:33,165 --> 01:34:35,869
I'm sorry, Charlie.
I'm so sorry.
1535
01:34:35,901 --> 01:34:38,170
Please don't tell Poppy
it was me they followed.
1536
01:34:38,204 --> 01:34:39,672
CHARLIE Don't worry, darling.
1537
01:34:39,706 --> 01:34:41,708
What happens in Italy...
1538
01:34:41,741 --> 01:34:43,343
(panting)
1539
01:34:44,210 --> 01:34:45,445
stays in Italy.
1540
01:34:46,612 --> 01:34:47,847
Thank you.
1541
01:34:49,749 --> 01:34:51,552
(explosions)
1542
01:35:00,995 --> 01:35:05,566
Merlin, change of plans.
Wu Ting Feng, Singapore.
1543
01:35:05,598 --> 01:35:06,833
Who?
EGGSY Exactly.
1544
01:35:06,866 --> 01:35:08,534
It's the only
lead we've got.
1545
01:35:08,569 --> 01:35:10,236
So I suggest
you find out who he is.
1546
01:35:12,137 --> 01:35:13,173
Come on.
1547
01:35:17,177 --> 01:35:19,946
Wu Ting Feng, he's
an assistant at a law firm.
1548
01:35:19,978 --> 01:35:21,615
MERLIN Let's get through
their firewall.
1549
01:35:21,647 --> 01:35:22,882
GINGER : Yep.
1550
01:35:23,784 --> 01:35:25,018
Merlin...
1551
01:35:25,051 --> 01:35:27,521
have you ever wanted
to do more than this?
1552
01:35:28,521 --> 01:35:30,123
Are you serious?
Yeah.
1553
01:35:30,156 --> 01:35:31,090
This is vital.
1554
01:35:31,124 --> 01:35:32,792
Without us, they'd be lost.
1555
01:35:32,825 --> 01:35:35,127
I know, but you know
what I mean.
1556
01:35:35,161 --> 01:35:37,563
Get out there
in the field.
1557
01:35:37,597 --> 01:35:38,764
Well, have you ever asked?
1558
01:35:38,798 --> 01:35:40,034
Of course I have.
1559
01:35:40,066 --> 01:35:42,502
But every time an agent's
position has come up...
1560
01:35:42,535 --> 01:35:45,338
Whiskey has voted
against me.
1561
01:35:45,371 --> 01:35:47,272
No.
Yeah.
1562
01:35:47,307 --> 01:35:49,576
Wait, wait, wait.
Look, check it out.
1563
01:35:49,610 --> 01:35:50,678
Email in from Poppy,
1564
01:35:50,710 --> 01:35:52,579
from a senior partner
at the firm.
1565
01:35:54,013 --> 01:35:55,548
They're coordinates.
1566
01:35:59,152 --> 01:36:00,387
Cambodia?
1567
01:36:01,454 --> 01:36:03,923
You have any reconnaissance
drones down in Asia?
1568
01:36:03,956 --> 01:36:05,625
GINGER : Sure do.
Sending them in right now.
1569
01:36:12,397 --> 01:36:13,967
NEWS ANCHOR 1 :
The government today urged
1570
01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:15,168
Golden Circle victims...
1571
01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:17,136
to report to
the temporary field hospitals
1572
01:36:17,169 --> 01:36:20,039
now set up across the country.
1573
01:36:20,072 --> 01:36:21,874
NEWS ANCHOR 2 : The president's
handling of the crisis
1574
01:36:21,907 --> 01:36:24,678
has been commended
by other world leaders.
1575
01:36:24,712 --> 01:36:27,447
Damn. Politics has
never been so easy.
1576
01:36:27,481 --> 01:36:29,616
Oh, Jesus, Fox.
1577
01:36:29,648 --> 01:36:30,950
What?
1578
01:36:38,892 --> 01:36:40,261
Oh, God.
1579
01:36:44,998 --> 01:36:46,165
Like I said, sir...
1580
01:36:46,199 --> 01:36:48,902
this affects all people
from all backgrounds.
1581
01:36:48,935 --> 01:36:50,736
I'm disappointed, Fox.
1582
01:36:50,770 --> 01:36:52,638
Disappointed and disgusted.
1583
01:36:52,672 --> 01:36:55,676
Mr. President,
I routinely work
1584
01:36:55,709 --> 01:36:58,144
a 20 hour day for you,
7 days a week.
1585
01:36:58,178 --> 01:37:01,315
Maybe some can do that
without chemical help.
1586
01:37:01,347 --> 01:37:04,484
Countless people
are going to die.
1587
01:37:04,517 --> 01:37:06,152
You can save them, sir.
1588
01:37:07,053 --> 01:37:08,656
Innocent people like me.
1589
01:37:11,023 --> 01:37:12,927
Not that innocent.
1590
01:37:15,663 --> 01:37:16,664
(clicks tongue)
1591
01:37:43,423 --> 01:37:44,558
He looks great.
1592
01:37:44,590 --> 01:37:45,625
Good.
1593
01:37:50,963 --> 01:37:52,331
Good news, gentlemen.
1594
01:37:52,365 --> 01:37:53,967
He'll be back on
his feet in no time.
1595
01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:55,968
I'm not certain
that's a good idea.
1596
01:37:56,002 --> 01:37:57,103
What do you mean?
1597
01:37:57,137 --> 01:37:59,173
I shot Agent Whiskey.
Deliberately.
1598
01:37:59,606 --> 01:38:00,706
What, why?
1599
01:38:00,740 --> 01:38:01,941
He was working against us.
1600
01:38:01,976 --> 01:38:04,076
And until we find out why,
I say we trust no one.
1601
01:38:04,110 --> 01:38:06,245
Merlin, Harry's sick.
1602
01:38:06,279 --> 01:38:08,147
This whole thing
is my fault.
1603
01:38:08,181 --> 01:38:09,682
I thought he was ready.
1604
01:38:09,715 --> 01:38:11,384
(cell phone ringing)
(sighs)
1605
01:38:14,987 --> 01:38:17,557
I'm sorry,
I've got to take this.
1606
01:38:17,590 --> 01:38:18,991
Listen to me.
1607
01:38:19,025 --> 01:38:20,627
This is not about
my mental health.
1608
01:38:20,660 --> 01:38:23,263
If there's a chance there's
a double agent in our midst...
1609
01:38:23,295 --> 01:38:27,967
or worse, if Statesman itself
has a dark agenda...
1610
01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,668
we have to safeguard
this mission.
1611
01:38:29,701 --> 01:38:33,639
We both know the president
wants these victims dead.
1612
01:38:33,673 --> 01:38:35,041
(chuckles) Hey, baby.
1613
01:38:35,075 --> 01:38:36,477
(chuckles)
1614
01:38:37,009 --> 01:38:38,244
Hey.
1615
01:38:38,844 --> 01:38:40,547
(Princess Tilde laughs)
1616
01:38:40,579 --> 01:38:41,513
Fuck.
1617
01:38:41,547 --> 01:38:44,350
Look, Harry, I trust you.
I always have.
1618
01:38:44,383 --> 01:38:48,987
But it's about this situation.
We need Statesman's resources.
1619
01:38:49,021 --> 01:38:51,089
And I need to know
that you are fit for work.
1620
01:38:51,124 --> 01:38:52,859
Babe, why didn't
you call me?
1621
01:38:52,892 --> 01:38:54,393
Are you the banana man?
1622
01:38:54,427 --> 01:38:55,929
Listen, we're on
the verge of finding
1623
01:38:55,962 --> 01:38:57,563
an antidote.
It's gonna be all right.
1624
01:38:57,597 --> 01:38:58,465
Now, look left for me.
1625
01:38:58,498 --> 01:38:59,766
There's nothing wrong
with my brain.
1626
01:38:59,799 --> 01:39:01,266
Look right.
1627
01:39:01,301 --> 01:39:02,569
Can you remember
the headline
1628
01:39:02,602 --> 01:39:04,338
when you uncovered
that spy ring in the Pentagon?
1629
01:39:04,370 --> 01:39:06,505
The football.
England beat Germany, 5-1.
1630
01:39:06,539 --> 01:39:08,040
Thatcher's
assassination attempt.
1631
01:39:08,075 --> 01:39:09,142
Charles and Di's wedding.
1632
01:39:09,174 --> 01:39:10,744
(chuckles) Hey, Bjorn Borg.
1633
01:39:21,254 --> 01:39:22,990
Babe, if you can hear me,
1634
01:39:23,022 --> 01:39:25,292
I want you to know
that I love you.
1635
01:39:25,325 --> 01:39:27,361
And if we get through this,
and you'll have me back...
1636
01:39:27,393 --> 01:39:30,230
I wanna be with you.
No matter what.
1637
01:39:30,263 --> 01:39:31,330
I promise
I won't let you down.
1638
01:39:31,364 --> 01:39:32,965
It's all gonna be all right.
1639
01:39:32,999 --> 01:39:34,400
My favorite singer.
1640
01:39:34,433 --> 01:39:36,669
I don't bloody know.
How would I know that?
1641
01:39:36,703 --> 01:39:39,005
It's John Denver.
Merlin!
1642
01:39:39,039 --> 01:39:41,041
Have you got eyes
on that location yet?
1643
01:39:41,075 --> 01:39:43,143
Soon. The reconnaissance
drone's about an hour away.
1644
01:39:43,176 --> 01:39:44,310
Which gives us time
to sort out...
1645
01:39:44,343 --> 01:39:46,045
Bollocks, we haven't
time for anything.
1646
01:39:46,079 --> 01:39:48,382
I'm leaving now.
With or without you.
1647
01:40:06,365 --> 01:40:08,301
Hello!
(guns cocking)
1648
01:40:08,334 --> 01:40:09,703
GUARD : Identify yourself.
1649
01:40:09,736 --> 01:40:14,273
My name is Stacey Prewitt.
I'm Ms. Poppy Adams' attorney.
1650
01:40:14,307 --> 01:40:16,376
Poppy, you expecting
a lawyer tonight?
1651
01:40:16,409 --> 01:40:18,445
Oh, yes. Please send him in.
1652
01:40:18,477 --> 01:40:21,581
But don't forget to
reactivate the landmines.
1653
01:40:24,017 --> 01:40:25,652
(protesters clamoring)
1654
01:40:26,919 --> 01:40:28,453
Good evening, Ms. Adams.
1655
01:40:28,487 --> 01:40:33,759
My lawyer is bringing you
the document right now.
1656
01:40:33,793 --> 01:40:35,262
Hurry up.
1657
01:40:35,294 --> 01:40:36,395
And once you countersign,
1658
01:40:36,429 --> 01:40:37,763
it becomes
an executive decree...
1659
01:40:37,798 --> 01:40:38,898
and you can't back out,
1660
01:40:38,932 --> 01:40:40,233
and then I release
the antidote.
1661
01:40:40,266 --> 01:40:41,601
Can you give me any assurance
1662
01:40:41,634 --> 01:40:43,402
you can get it
out there in time?
1663
01:40:43,436 --> 01:40:44,504
And where's it
gonna come from?
1664
01:40:44,538 --> 01:40:45,871
How long it'll take
to distribute?
1665
01:40:45,905 --> 01:40:48,508
I wouldn't worry about that.
I have secure stockpiles...
1666
01:40:48,542 --> 01:40:51,578
hidden in every
major city worldwide.
1667
01:40:51,611 --> 01:40:54,014
And when I enter
the access code...
1668
01:40:54,047 --> 01:40:55,447
my fleet of drones
1669
01:40:55,481 --> 01:40:58,351
will distribute
the antidote immediately.
1670
01:40:58,383 --> 01:41:00,886
So don't dilly-dally
signin' that document
1671
01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:02,688
'cause time is running out.
1672
01:41:04,057 --> 01:41:05,492
(laughs)
1673
01:41:05,526 --> 01:41:06,860
You dumb bitch!
1674
01:41:16,837 --> 01:41:17,870
You all right?
1675
01:41:19,940 --> 01:41:21,975
What was that
phone call you got?
1676
01:41:22,008 --> 01:41:24,277
Let's not, Harry.
1677
01:41:24,310 --> 01:41:25,611
I don't think
you'd sympathize...
1678
01:41:25,645 --> 01:41:27,813
and I'm not really in
the mood for a lecture.
1679
01:41:31,817 --> 01:41:32,852
All right.
1680
01:41:35,722 --> 01:41:38,659
How about a martini?
For old times' sake?
1681
01:41:40,759 --> 01:41:41,794
Yeah, all right.
1682
01:41:54,941 --> 01:41:56,910
I had a girlfriend.
1683
01:41:59,545 --> 01:42:00,646
I lost her.
1684
01:42:01,647 --> 01:42:03,217
And it broke me.
1685
01:42:05,185 --> 01:42:07,620
And now,
if this mission fails...
1686
01:42:09,054 --> 01:42:10,389
she's gonna die.
1687
01:42:12,392 --> 01:42:14,695
I know it's against
Kingsman rules,
1688
01:42:14,727 --> 01:42:16,762
having a relationship.
1689
01:42:20,767 --> 01:42:22,568
When I was shot...
1690
01:42:22,602 --> 01:42:24,170
can you guess
what the last thing was
1691
01:42:24,203 --> 01:42:25,672
that flashed through my mind?
1692
01:42:28,141 --> 01:42:31,844
It was absolutely nothing.
1693
01:42:34,114 --> 01:42:35,816
I had no ties.
1694
01:42:36,516 --> 01:42:39,485
No bittersweet memories.
1695
01:42:39,517 --> 01:42:41,587
I was leaving nothing behind.
1696
01:42:43,556 --> 01:42:45,826
Never experienced
companionship...
1697
01:42:46,825 --> 01:42:48,361
never been in love...
1698
01:42:49,462 --> 01:42:51,397
and in that moment...
1699
01:42:51,431 --> 01:42:55,134
all I felt was loneliness...
1700
01:42:55,168 --> 01:42:56,402
and regret.
1701
01:42:58,038 --> 01:42:59,571
I'm sorry.
1702
01:42:59,606 --> 01:43:00,641
Don't be.
1703
01:43:02,842 --> 01:43:05,379
Just know that
having something to lose...
1704
01:43:07,446 --> 01:43:09,882
is what makes life
worth living.
1705
01:43:10,749 --> 01:43:12,852
Now, let's go
and save your girl.
1706
01:43:14,187 --> 01:43:15,889
I missed you, Harry.
1707
01:43:21,093 --> 01:43:22,494
Gentlemen.
1708
01:43:22,527 --> 01:43:24,431
I hate to break up a party.
1709
01:43:24,463 --> 01:43:27,600
We're nearly there,
so I suggest we get ready.
1710
01:43:28,901 --> 01:43:29,935
Follow me.
1711
01:43:39,712 --> 01:43:41,815
Oh, yes.
1712
01:43:49,655 --> 01:43:51,256
(gasping)
1713
01:43:51,290 --> 01:43:52,891
Hello, gorgeous.
1714
01:43:52,926 --> 01:43:54,060
I'm Jack. What's your name?
1715
01:43:54,093 --> 01:43:56,395
How would you like to ride
home on a real cowboy?
1716
01:43:56,429 --> 01:43:57,998
I got a six pack
of cold ones on ice
1717
01:43:58,030 --> 01:43:59,198
and my roomie's
out all night.
1718
01:43:59,231 --> 01:44:02,467
So you can scream my name
as loud as you need to, sugar.
1719
01:44:02,502 --> 01:44:05,272
I hate to do this
to you, Jack.
1720
01:44:05,304 --> 01:44:06,405
Who's this pretty lady?
1721
01:44:06,438 --> 01:44:07,840
She's dead.
1722
01:44:07,874 --> 01:44:10,476
Cops said wrong place,
wrong time.
1723
01:44:10,508 --> 01:44:12,645
Hey, honey. I'm heading
to the grocery store.
1724
01:44:17,616 --> 01:44:18,985
My name is Poppy Adams.
1725
01:44:25,458 --> 01:44:26,993
(chuckles softly)
1726
01:44:35,935 --> 01:44:36,969
Ginger.
1727
01:44:37,003 --> 01:44:40,440
Goddamn butterfly guy shot me
in the fucking head.
1728
01:44:40,472 --> 01:44:41,941
Why would he do that?
1729
01:44:42,676 --> 01:44:44,509
(panting)
1730
01:44:44,544 --> 01:44:46,946
Well, I'm guessing
you didn't fix him right.
1731
01:44:46,980 --> 01:44:48,581
And where the hell is he?
1732
01:44:48,615 --> 01:44:52,318
He's on his way to Cambodia
with Eggsy and Merlin.
1733
01:44:52,351 --> 01:44:54,387
That's where Poppy's base is.
1734
01:44:54,420 --> 01:44:56,121
Eggsy's gonna need backup.
1735
01:44:56,155 --> 01:44:57,389
Yes, he is.
1736
01:44:57,423 --> 01:44:58,859
Get the Silver Pony
on the runway
1737
01:44:58,892 --> 01:45:00,093
and ready to take off.
1738
01:45:10,837 --> 01:45:12,138
EGGSY Hey, hey.
1739
01:45:12,170 --> 01:45:14,740
Looking good, Merlin.
1740
01:45:15,407 --> 01:45:17,276
Feeling good, Eggsy.
1741
01:45:17,310 --> 01:45:18,578
(chuckles)
1742
01:45:20,312 --> 01:45:22,581
Right. This is yours.
1743
01:45:23,984 --> 01:45:25,118
That's for you.
1744
01:45:37,931 --> 01:45:39,633
Press the "S".
1745
01:45:40,398 --> 01:45:41,968
Minesweeper.
1746
01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,968
Courtesy of Statesman.
1747
01:45:44,003 --> 01:45:46,239
EGGSY And what about these?
MERLIN Careful.
1748
01:45:46,271 --> 01:45:47,740
Those are hand grenades.
1749
01:45:50,008 --> 01:45:51,977
As discussed...
1750
01:45:52,011 --> 01:45:53,179
this is for the endgame.
1751
01:45:54,079 --> 01:45:55,614
I'm entrusting it to you.
1752
01:46:02,288 --> 01:46:04,758
And I'm entrusting this...
1753
01:46:07,694 --> 01:46:08,762
to me.
1754
01:46:31,151 --> 01:46:34,987
NEWS ANCHOR 1 : Millions of
Golden Circle victims worldwide...
1755
01:46:35,021 --> 01:46:37,824
are now entering
stage three paralysis.
1756
01:46:40,459 --> 01:46:41,561
NEWS ANCHOR 2 :
In his latest statement...
1757
01:46:41,593 --> 01:46:43,163
the president promised
he was doing
1758
01:46:43,195 --> 01:46:44,562
everything in his power...
1759
01:46:44,597 --> 01:46:47,734
to speed up negotiations
and save lives.
1760
01:46:47,767 --> 01:46:49,435
But fears are growing
that for many,
1761
01:46:49,468 --> 01:46:51,237
it may soon be too late.
1762
01:46:51,271 --> 01:46:54,440
Our thoughts and prayers
are with the victims.
1763
01:46:54,472 --> 01:46:55,741
God help us all.
1764
01:47:01,079 --> 01:47:02,748
(sobbing)
1765
01:47:38,918 --> 01:47:40,954
HARRY (whispering): Right.
This is where we split up.
1766
01:47:40,986 --> 01:47:42,387
Pincer movement.
1767
01:47:42,420 --> 01:47:43,755
Merlin, you're with me.
1768
01:47:43,789 --> 01:47:45,992
Eggsy, you signal
when we're in position.
1769
01:47:47,160 --> 01:47:48,795
(clicks)
(beeping)
1770
01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:56,269
MERLIN Don't move.
1771
01:47:57,303 --> 01:48:00,006
You move, we die.
1772
01:48:08,447 --> 01:48:10,616
Luckily, I have this.
1773
01:48:18,958 --> 01:48:22,728
This spray will freeze
the trigger mechanism...
1774
01:48:22,762 --> 01:48:25,831
give us a split second.
1775
01:48:26,633 --> 01:48:29,135
So on the count of three...
1776
01:48:29,168 --> 01:48:30,436
what I want you to...
1777
01:48:30,468 --> 01:48:31,704
Merlin!
1778
01:48:37,610 --> 01:48:39,679
(panting)
1779
01:48:47,486 --> 01:48:49,555
Merlin, what the fuck
have you done?
1780
01:48:49,588 --> 01:48:53,158
Our journey together
began many years ago...
1781
01:48:53,192 --> 01:48:55,829
when your father
did the same thing for us.
1782
01:48:55,861 --> 01:48:58,563
Our journey began
with a mistake I made.
1783
01:48:58,597 --> 01:49:00,667
Give me the can.
That's an order.
1784
01:49:01,133 --> 01:49:02,202
Can's empty.
1785
01:49:02,869 --> 01:49:04,637
Split second's over.
1786
01:49:04,670 --> 01:49:06,306
You two need to get going.
1787
01:49:06,338 --> 01:49:08,040
No, no, no.
There's got to be another way.
1788
01:49:08,074 --> 01:49:09,075
HARRY : He's right.
1789
01:49:09,109 --> 01:49:10,610
Mission comes first.
1790
01:49:10,642 --> 01:49:11,977
Bollocks,
mission comes first!
1791
01:49:12,011 --> 01:49:13,079
Eggsy!
1792
01:49:13,111 --> 01:49:15,748
This is no time for emotion.
Remember your training.
1793
01:49:15,781 --> 01:49:17,217
Or we all die.
1794
01:49:19,518 --> 01:49:21,320
Now get on with it.
1795
01:49:21,352 --> 01:49:23,856
Do as you're told.
Move it!
1796
01:49:31,297 --> 01:49:32,298
Go.
1797
01:49:41,374 --> 01:49:42,375
It's been an honor.
1798
01:49:44,643 --> 01:49:45,844
Good luck.
1799
01:50:10,569 --> 01:50:12,772
MERLIN
♫ Almost heaven ♫
1800
01:50:12,806 --> 01:50:14,507
(guns cocking)
1801
01:50:14,539 --> 01:50:15,941
♫ West Virginia ♫
1802
01:50:17,843 --> 01:50:19,578
♫ Blue Ridge Mountains ♫
1803
01:50:19,611 --> 01:50:22,481
♫ Shenandoah River ♫
1804
01:50:23,583 --> 01:50:25,418
Poppy, come in.
POPPY : Roger.
1805
01:50:25,450 --> 01:50:26,518
♫ Life is old there ♫
1806
01:50:26,552 --> 01:50:27,687
GUARD : Are you expecting
another lawyer?
1807
01:50:27,719 --> 01:50:28,954
♫ Older than the trees ♫
1808
01:50:28,987 --> 01:50:30,588
GUARD : There's
a guy here singing.
1809
01:50:30,623 --> 01:50:32,325
♫ Younger than the mountains ♫
1810
01:50:32,357 --> 01:50:33,659
Singing?
1811
01:50:33,691 --> 01:50:35,261
♫ Blowin' like a breeze ♫
1812
01:50:35,294 --> 01:50:38,131
♫ Country roads ♫
1813
01:50:38,164 --> 01:50:40,666
♫ Take me home ♫
1814
01:50:40,699 --> 01:50:42,902
♫ To the place ♫
1815
01:50:43,703 --> 01:50:44,803
♫ I belong ♫
1816
01:50:44,837 --> 01:50:46,673
POPPY : Bring him to me.
1817
01:50:46,705 --> 01:50:49,475
♫ West Virginia ♫
1818
01:50:49,508 --> 01:50:52,210
♫ Mountain momma ♫
1819
01:50:52,245 --> 01:50:54,880
♫ Take me home ♫
1820
01:50:54,914 --> 01:50:57,117
♫ Country road ♫
1821
01:50:58,717 --> 01:51:00,719
GUARD 2 : Poppy,
we got a situation here.
1822
01:51:00,753 --> 01:51:03,188
♫ Country roads ♫
1823
01:51:03,222 --> 01:51:05,590
♫ Take me home ♫
1824
01:51:05,624 --> 01:51:10,630
♫ To the place I belong ♫
1825
01:51:10,663 --> 01:51:12,799
♫ West Virginia ♫
1826
01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:16,302
♫ Mountain momma ♫
1827
01:51:16,335 --> 01:51:18,737
♫ Take me home ♫
1828
01:51:18,771 --> 01:51:25,844
♫ Country roads ♫
1829
01:51:30,481 --> 01:51:31,817
(guards groaning)
1830
01:51:38,389 --> 01:51:39,624
POPPY : Ooh.
1831
01:51:39,659 --> 01:51:41,927
He stepped on a land mine.
1832
01:51:41,960 --> 01:51:44,364
Can we get somebody out there
to clean that up?
1833
01:51:46,264 --> 01:51:47,633
Hello?
1834
01:51:47,667 --> 01:51:49,502
(piano playing)
1835
01:52:02,414 --> 01:52:03,915
(gunfire)
1836
01:52:03,950 --> 01:52:05,885
Crap. We're under attack.
1837
01:52:05,918 --> 01:52:07,886
Code five. Code five.
1838
01:52:07,919 --> 01:52:08,920
You two,
off your fuckin' asses.
1839
01:52:08,954 --> 01:52:11,189
Guard the door.
1840
01:52:11,222 --> 01:52:13,625
Sir Elton, stay here.
We're under attack.
1841
01:52:13,660 --> 01:52:15,328
(alarm blaring)
1842
01:52:16,227 --> 01:52:18,463
Is it a rescue attempt?
Might be.
1843
01:52:19,464 --> 01:52:20,565
Yes!
1844
01:52:20,600 --> 01:52:22,301
(plays upbeat tune)
1845
01:52:22,334 --> 01:52:24,502
ELTON :
♫ Wednesday, Wednesday ♫
1846
01:52:24,536 --> 01:52:26,172
♫ Wednesday, Wednesday ♫
1847
01:52:26,204 --> 01:52:28,640
♫ Wednesday, Wednesday ♫
1848
01:52:28,673 --> 01:52:30,642
♫ Wednesday night's
all right ♫
1849
01:52:30,676 --> 01:52:31,776
♫ Hey ♫
1850
01:52:31,810 --> 01:52:33,078
Isn't that supposed
to be Saturday?
1851
01:52:33,111 --> 01:52:35,181
What day is it today?
Wednesday.
1852
01:52:35,213 --> 01:52:36,381
Exactly!
1853
01:52:36,415 --> 01:52:38,450
(groans)
(grunts)
1854
01:52:43,455 --> 01:52:44,456
(beeping)
1855
01:52:55,467 --> 01:52:56,567
(grunting)
1856
01:52:56,602 --> 01:52:57,637
(groaning)
1857
01:53:17,121 --> 01:53:19,359
Elton, just calm down.
Fuck you!
1858
01:53:24,763 --> 01:53:26,465
(guards yelling)
1859
01:53:31,137 --> 01:53:32,438
GUARD : Stay there, Elton.
1860
01:53:32,471 --> 01:53:33,571
ELTON : Fuck off!
1861
01:53:33,606 --> 01:53:35,608
Or I'll fuck you up.
1862
01:54:10,508 --> 01:54:11,511
Fuck me.
1863
01:54:12,645 --> 01:54:13,646
(yelling)
1864
01:54:33,432 --> 01:54:35,401
(grunting)
1865
01:55:10,968 --> 01:55:13,306
Holy cow.
Get this out of here. Go!
1866
01:55:15,139 --> 01:55:16,342
HARRY : Eggsy, get the case.
1867
01:55:18,710 --> 01:55:19,712
(beeping)
1868
01:55:21,179 --> 01:55:22,848
You are going to tell me...
1869
01:55:22,882 --> 01:55:24,415
what the access code is.
1870
01:55:24,450 --> 01:55:25,451
(whistles)
1871
01:55:31,923 --> 01:55:33,357
(bullet clinks)
1872
01:55:33,392 --> 01:55:35,194
(panting)
1873
01:55:37,396 --> 01:55:38,531
(grunting)
1874
01:55:44,637 --> 01:55:45,704
(groans)
1875
01:55:45,737 --> 01:55:46,739
(barking)
1876
01:55:48,874 --> 01:55:50,777
(growling)
(grunting)
1877
01:55:55,481 --> 01:55:57,083
(grunting)
1878
01:56:26,712 --> 01:56:28,647
(panting)
1879
01:56:36,954 --> 01:56:38,290
(grunts)
1880
01:56:42,061 --> 01:56:43,728
(panting)
1881
01:56:55,007 --> 01:56:57,442
Come on, Jet. Good girl.
1882
01:57:00,212 --> 01:57:02,214
(groans)
(yells)
1883
01:57:03,014 --> 01:57:04,383
Motherfucker!
1884
01:57:04,417 --> 01:57:05,551
(groaning)
1885
01:57:10,454 --> 01:57:11,690
(grunts)
1886
01:57:21,100 --> 01:57:22,502
(panting)
1887
01:57:30,509 --> 01:57:31,610
(music playing)
1888
01:57:36,848 --> 01:57:39,116
Get out of the way, Elton.
1889
01:57:39,151 --> 01:57:41,420
Stay down.
It's not allowed to hurt me.
1890
01:57:41,454 --> 01:57:42,455
Thank you.
1891
01:57:44,255 --> 01:57:45,624
(Eggsy wheezing)
1892
01:57:47,593 --> 01:57:49,495
(sighing)
1893
01:57:58,904 --> 01:58:00,505
(beeping)
1894
01:58:04,743 --> 01:58:06,779
(grunting)
1895
01:58:12,616 --> 01:58:13,619
(groans)
1896
01:58:20,758 --> 01:58:21,927
Fuck you, Poppy!
1897
01:58:22,660 --> 01:58:23,962
Fuck you, Poppy!
1898
01:58:24,629 --> 01:58:26,632
Fuck you, Elton.
1899
01:58:28,034 --> 01:58:30,703
Kill Elton John.
1900
01:58:33,838 --> 01:58:34,906
Fuck!
1901
01:58:37,109 --> 01:58:38,811
Elton, take the ball.
1902
01:58:40,512 --> 01:58:41,612
(crackles)
1903
01:58:41,646 --> 01:58:42,715
(gasps)
1904
01:58:43,581 --> 01:58:44,648
(whirring)
1905
01:58:44,682 --> 01:58:45,685
(barking)
1906
01:58:48,254 --> 01:58:49,421
Thank you.
1907
01:58:49,454 --> 01:58:51,856
Now, go off
and save the world.
1908
01:58:51,889 --> 01:58:53,692
If I save the world,
can I have two tickets
1909
01:58:53,726 --> 01:58:54,893
to your next concert?
1910
01:58:54,927 --> 01:58:56,895
Darling,
if you save the world,
1911
01:58:56,928 --> 01:58:58,731
you can have a backstage pass.
1912
01:59:01,200 --> 01:59:03,269
(groaning)
1913
01:59:07,005 --> 01:59:08,740
Fuck you.
1914
01:59:11,743 --> 01:59:13,044
Time's up.
1915
01:59:13,078 --> 01:59:14,347
Fuck!
1916
01:59:19,950 --> 01:59:20,953
POPPY : Bennie, Bennie, Bennie!
1917
01:59:21,553 --> 01:59:22,587
Get them!
1918
01:59:22,620 --> 01:59:23,687
Got it.
1919
01:59:23,722 --> 01:59:24,790
(barking)
1920
01:59:24,824 --> 01:59:26,192
CHARLIE Kill him, Bennie!
1921
01:59:26,225 --> 01:59:28,526
Here, heel! Heel! Good boy!
1922
01:59:28,560 --> 01:59:29,594
Come on!
1923
01:59:30,128 --> 01:59:31,330
(grunts)
1924
01:59:34,900 --> 01:59:36,000
(groans)
1925
01:59:36,034 --> 01:59:37,268
Give me the code.
1926
01:59:37,302 --> 01:59:39,038
No. We're not done yet.
1927
01:59:45,110 --> 01:59:46,378
Lucky for you, Charlie...
1928
01:59:46,410 --> 01:59:47,478
one of us understands
1929
01:59:47,512 --> 01:59:49,013
what it means
to be a gentleman.
1930
01:59:49,048 --> 01:59:50,483
(panting)
1931
01:59:54,553 --> 01:59:56,022
Let's make this fair.
1932
02:00:07,199 --> 02:00:08,868
(grunting)
1933
02:00:29,221 --> 02:00:31,357
(groaning)
1934
02:00:37,195 --> 02:00:38,697
(powering down)
1935
02:00:42,767 --> 02:00:44,035
Give me the code!
1936
02:00:44,069 --> 02:00:46,004
I can't.
1937
02:00:46,038 --> 02:00:47,806
Only Poppy knows it.
1938
02:00:47,838 --> 02:00:49,641
Well, then you're no use
to me, are you?
1939
02:00:50,308 --> 02:00:51,442
For the record, Charlie...
1940
02:00:51,476 --> 02:00:54,813
I'm more of a gentleman
than you'll ever be.
1941
02:00:54,847 --> 02:00:57,416
But right now, it's time
to drop the gentle bit.
1942
02:00:58,584 --> 02:01:00,052
This is for Kingsman.
1943
02:01:01,053 --> 02:01:02,655
For my mate Brandon.
1944
02:01:03,388 --> 02:01:05,222
For Roxy.
1945
02:01:05,255 --> 02:01:06,792
For JB.
1946
02:01:09,093 --> 02:01:10,663
And for Merlin.
1947
02:01:12,230 --> 02:01:13,932
Good night, bruv.
1948
02:01:13,965 --> 02:01:15,801
(neck snaps)
(panting)
1949
02:01:40,357 --> 02:01:42,527
Hey, fellas.
1950
02:01:42,561 --> 02:01:44,129
You're going to
give us the code.
1951
02:01:44,161 --> 02:01:46,063
(gasps) Mmm.
1952
02:01:46,097 --> 02:01:47,366
Or what?
1953
02:01:47,400 --> 02:01:49,602
'Cause you don't seem like
the kind of gentleman
1954
02:01:49,634 --> 02:01:52,137
who would hurt a lady.
1955
02:01:54,972 --> 02:01:57,775
Perhaps not.
Call me old-fashioned...
1956
02:01:57,808 --> 02:02:00,210
I don't consider genocide
especially ladylike.
1957
02:02:00,245 --> 02:02:02,982
Right. Enough small talk.
1958
02:02:05,249 --> 02:02:06,350
Give us the code.
1959
02:02:06,384 --> 02:02:07,652
Sure.
1960
02:02:07,686 --> 02:02:09,989
No. I don't think so.
1961
02:02:10,755 --> 02:02:11,790
Ooh!
1962
02:02:14,192 --> 02:02:15,460
Ow!
1963
02:02:20,030 --> 02:02:21,632
Heroin.
1964
02:02:21,665 --> 02:02:23,034
You know, where I come from...
1965
02:02:23,067 --> 02:02:25,137
this shit you've been peddling's
ruined a lot of lives.
1966
02:02:26,303 --> 02:02:28,440
But yours is even more deadly.
1967
02:02:28,472 --> 02:02:30,542
But it feels so nice,
it's gonna make you
1968
02:02:30,575 --> 02:02:32,377
lower your guard.
Mmm.
1969
02:02:32,410 --> 02:02:35,914
Our colleague, Merlin,
may he rest in peace...
1970
02:02:35,946 --> 02:02:38,449
managed to synthesize your
horrible little formula...
1971
02:02:38,484 --> 02:02:39,785
and speed up its effects.
1972
02:02:39,819 --> 02:02:42,821
So I would say you have
just under eight minutes...
1973
02:02:42,855 --> 02:02:45,657
before paralysis sets in
and your breathing stops.
1974
02:02:45,691 --> 02:02:48,393
But, of course,
you know all about that.
1975
02:02:48,427 --> 02:02:51,429
So here's the deal.
You release the antidote worldwide,
1976
02:02:51,463 --> 02:02:53,264
and we make sure
you get a dose.
1977
02:02:53,298 --> 02:02:55,399
I have to give you
the code to live?
1978
02:02:55,433 --> 02:02:58,670
Honey, you're so smart.
You should work for me.
1979
02:02:58,704 --> 02:03:01,273
Right. Give us the code.
1980
02:03:01,307 --> 02:03:05,277
Why not? The decree's getting
signed soon... (sniffs)
1981
02:03:05,311 --> 02:03:06,978
anyhoo. Um...
1982
02:03:07,611 --> 02:03:09,981
It's "Viva las vegan."
1983
02:03:11,083 --> 02:03:12,183
Get it?
1984
02:03:12,852 --> 02:03:15,320
"Viva las..."
1985
02:03:15,353 --> 02:03:16,722
Mmm.
1986
02:03:17,722 --> 02:03:19,792
(slurring)
Come snuggle with me.
1987
02:03:20,592 --> 02:03:22,661
I like you.
1988
02:03:24,663 --> 02:03:26,866
(distorted) I don't think
that's terribly likely.
1989
02:03:27,465 --> 02:03:29,968
(laughing)
1990
02:03:49,187 --> 02:03:50,322
She's OD'd.
1991
02:03:50,355 --> 02:03:51,824
You gave her too much.
1992
02:03:51,856 --> 02:03:53,391
Did I?
1993
02:03:53,424 --> 02:03:56,027
You know, I really don't have
as much experience with all this drug stuff...
1994
02:03:56,061 --> 02:03:57,062
as people think.
1995
02:03:57,728 --> 02:03:59,063
Better be the right code.
1996
02:04:01,499 --> 02:04:02,868
(sighs)
1997
02:04:02,901 --> 02:04:06,370
"Viva las..."
1998
02:04:06,405 --> 02:04:07,706
So?
1999
02:04:11,276 --> 02:04:12,611
Don't move, kid.
2000
02:04:12,643 --> 02:04:13,846
You try anything funny,
2001
02:04:13,879 --> 02:04:15,080
and I'll turn
this thing electric.
2002
02:04:16,681 --> 02:04:19,317
Now give up your guns,
fellas. Slide 'em over.
2003
02:04:25,022 --> 02:04:25,923
Whiskey.
2004
02:04:25,958 --> 02:04:27,826
We are all
on the same side here.
2005
02:04:27,860 --> 02:04:28,960
You've had a head injury.
2006
02:04:28,994 --> 02:04:30,762
The exact same thing
happened to Harry.
2007
02:04:30,795 --> 02:04:33,264
You're havin'
some sort of brain glitch.
2008
02:04:33,298 --> 02:04:36,168
Nope. My brain's
all good, kid.
2009
02:04:36,700 --> 02:04:38,136
And you know what?
2010
02:04:38,169 --> 02:04:41,940
I reckon the same was true for your friend
Harry over here.
2011
02:04:41,972 --> 02:04:44,975
Real fine instincts,
I'll give him that.
2012
02:04:45,009 --> 02:04:46,410
So stay still...
2013
02:04:46,444 --> 02:04:47,545
or I'll dice him up so small,
2014
02:04:47,579 --> 02:04:48,679
you can take him
home in a bucket...
2015
02:04:48,713 --> 02:04:50,081
and still have room
for what's left
2016
02:04:50,115 --> 02:04:51,650
of your buddy, Merlin.
2017
02:04:52,685 --> 02:04:54,352
Well, that's just
fucking great.
2018
02:04:54,386 --> 02:04:55,954
You're working
for the president?
2019
02:04:55,987 --> 02:04:57,222
That asshole?
2020
02:04:57,255 --> 02:04:58,322
(chuckles)
2021
02:04:58,356 --> 02:05:02,494
Hell no. It's a matter
of personal principle, agent.
2022
02:05:02,526 --> 02:05:05,029
No more drug users.
2023
02:05:05,062 --> 02:05:08,132
And the Statesman
share price rockets.
2024
02:05:09,601 --> 02:05:12,904
So those are your principles?
Making money?
2025
02:05:12,937 --> 02:05:15,240
Our agencies were
founded to uphold peace.
2026
02:05:15,272 --> 02:05:16,475
To protect the innocent.
2027
02:05:16,508 --> 02:05:18,576
Do you wanna know
who was innocent?
2028
02:05:18,610 --> 02:05:21,614
My high school sweetheart.
2029
02:05:22,080 --> 02:05:23,915
Love of my life.
2030
02:05:23,949 --> 02:05:25,851
Pregnant with my little boy.
2031
02:05:26,750 --> 02:05:28,721
He'd be about your age now...
2032
02:05:28,754 --> 02:05:30,722
if his mama hadn't got caught
in the crossfire...
2033
02:05:30,755 --> 02:05:31,856
when two meth head freaks
2034
02:05:31,889 --> 02:05:34,927
decided to rob
a fucking convenience store.
2035
02:05:37,463 --> 02:05:40,632
A world without
those people in it...
2036
02:05:40,664 --> 02:05:43,134
sure smells like peace to me.
2037
02:05:43,901 --> 02:05:46,070
You break the law...
2038
02:05:46,105 --> 02:05:47,973
you pay the price.
2039
02:05:48,639 --> 02:05:50,674
Good riddance...
2040
02:05:50,708 --> 02:05:52,978
to all of them.
2041
02:05:57,715 --> 02:06:00,985
That's why I got
to destroy that case.
2042
02:06:01,018 --> 02:06:04,722
Now slide it over,
Agent Galahad.
2043
02:06:09,593 --> 02:06:11,195
Thank you.
2044
02:06:11,228 --> 02:06:13,197
Do you know what, Harry?
2045
02:06:13,231 --> 02:06:14,298
I think he's got a point.
2046
02:06:16,935 --> 02:06:20,239
I think it sounds
like a bright idea.
2047
02:06:21,039 --> 02:06:22,041
(beeps)
2048
02:06:30,080 --> 02:06:31,784
(crackling)
2049
02:06:51,035 --> 02:06:52,370
(grunting)
2050
02:07:08,453 --> 02:07:10,422
(grunting)
2051
02:07:29,775 --> 02:07:31,176
(both grunting)
2052
02:07:32,643 --> 02:07:33,878
(groans)
2053
02:07:40,651 --> 02:07:42,420
(both grunting)
2054
02:07:53,231 --> 02:07:54,433
(choking)
2055
02:08:36,975 --> 02:08:41,045
Put alpha gel on that,
dickhead.
2056
02:08:42,414 --> 02:08:43,415
(lock clicks)
2057
02:08:50,954 --> 02:08:52,557
"Viva las vegan."
2058
02:08:53,424 --> 02:08:54,726
(beeps)
2059
02:08:54,758 --> 02:08:56,060
EGGSY
This one's for you, Merlin.
2060
02:09:10,676 --> 02:09:11,776
It's a day
of worldwide celebration
2061
02:09:11,810 --> 02:09:14,212
as millions rejoice...
2062
02:09:14,245 --> 02:09:17,616
after they or their loved ones
were saved from death.
2063
02:09:19,951 --> 02:09:21,419
(mother sighs)
2064
02:09:23,655 --> 02:09:26,425
(parents exclaiming)
2065
02:09:29,527 --> 02:09:32,196
FEMALE NEWS ANCHOR :
Distribution of The Golden Circle antidote continues...
2066
02:09:32,230 --> 02:09:34,132
and field hospitals
are emptying...
2067
02:09:34,165 --> 02:09:37,502
as victims return
to their homes tonight, cured.
2068
02:09:58,755 --> 02:10:00,991
Come on, Liam. Man, come on.
2069
02:10:01,026 --> 02:10:03,495
Yes! Yes! Yes!
2070
02:10:05,496 --> 02:10:07,164
(both laughing)
2071
02:10:09,100 --> 02:10:10,736
I love you, man!
I love you!
2072
02:10:10,768 --> 02:10:13,004
I'm never touching
that shit again!
2073
02:10:16,307 --> 02:10:17,308
What happened?
2074
02:10:18,843 --> 02:10:21,079
Did I miss something?
You sure did.
2075
02:10:21,111 --> 02:10:25,216
From now on, Tequila,
I suggest you stick to booze.
2076
02:10:27,852 --> 02:10:29,421
FOX : The president
actively sanctioned
2077
02:10:29,454 --> 02:10:32,691
the deaths of hundreds
of millions of people...
2078
02:10:33,557 --> 02:10:36,060
and lied to the public.
2079
02:10:36,093 --> 02:10:39,263
I am proud to be responsible
for his impeachment...
2080
02:10:39,297 --> 02:10:41,098
and I will do everything I can
2081
02:10:41,132 --> 02:10:43,602
to ensure a smooth
transition of power.
2082
02:10:44,602 --> 02:10:47,472
CHAMP : In honor
of this historic occasion,
2083
02:10:47,505 --> 02:10:48,941
we have purchased...
2084
02:10:49,975 --> 02:10:52,311
a distillery in Scotland.
2085
02:10:52,343 --> 02:10:53,411
(uncorks bottle)
2086
02:10:53,445 --> 02:10:54,612
This shows the world...
2087
02:10:54,646 --> 02:10:59,518
that Kingsman is now
joining the liquor business.
2088
02:11:00,151 --> 02:11:02,487
Before we were cousins.
2089
02:11:02,520 --> 02:11:06,924
Now we're brothers,
working side-by-side.
2090
02:11:06,958 --> 02:11:10,094
All our resources
are now yours.
2091
02:11:10,128 --> 02:11:12,364
You can rebuild.
2092
02:11:12,396 --> 02:11:14,331
Yeah, y'all shittin'
in high cotton now.
2093
02:11:14,365 --> 02:11:15,500
(chuckles)
(clinks bottle)
2094
02:11:15,532 --> 02:11:17,902
Agent Tequila,
this is a formal occasion...
2095
02:11:17,936 --> 02:11:19,737
where's your tie and jacket?
2096
02:11:19,771 --> 02:11:20,905
Sorry, sir.
2097
02:11:20,938 --> 02:11:24,676
Maybe the Kingsman boys
can dress you properly.
2098
02:11:25,776 --> 02:11:27,346
To our union!
2099
02:11:28,413 --> 02:11:29,414
ALL : To our union!
2100
02:11:31,316 --> 02:11:32,517
(sniffling)
2101
02:11:33,250 --> 02:11:35,253
Final order of business...
2102
02:11:36,053 --> 02:11:37,487
we would be honored
2103
02:11:37,521 --> 02:11:41,058
if one of you would be
our new Agent Whiskey.
2104
02:11:41,093 --> 02:11:45,964
Yeah, this two Galahad thing
is just fucking confusing.
2105
02:11:45,996 --> 02:11:47,130
(both stuttering)
2106
02:11:47,164 --> 02:11:48,600
Well, I'm very honored...
2107
02:11:50,901 --> 02:11:52,103
Champ...
2108
02:11:53,905 --> 02:11:56,108
I'd like to throw
my hat in the ring.
2109
02:12:00,378 --> 02:12:01,446
All right!
2110
02:12:02,681 --> 02:12:04,016
Statesmen, the vote.
2111
02:12:07,017 --> 02:12:08,986
Looks like she's in.
2112
02:12:09,020 --> 02:12:10,321
Have a seat.
2113
02:12:11,554 --> 02:12:12,624
(chuckles)
2114
02:12:14,859 --> 02:12:16,627
To Agent Whiskey!
2115
02:12:16,660 --> 02:12:17,795
Agent Whiskey!
2116
02:12:25,402 --> 02:12:26,471
Cheers!
2117
02:12:31,308 --> 02:12:33,712
Are you sure
I don't look like a dick?
2118
02:12:36,614 --> 02:12:37,682
Look in the mirror.
2119
02:12:43,721 --> 02:12:45,089
What do you see?
2120
02:12:45,123 --> 02:12:48,625
Someone who can't believe
what the fuck is going on.
2121
02:12:48,659 --> 02:12:49,893
(sighs)
2122
02:12:49,928 --> 02:12:51,663
I see a man
who is honorable...
2123
02:12:53,864 --> 02:12:55,133
brave...
2124
02:12:55,833 --> 02:12:57,502
loyal...
2125
02:12:57,535 --> 02:12:59,805
who's fulfilled
his huge potential.
2126
02:13:01,472 --> 02:13:03,842
A man who's done
something good with his life.
2127
02:13:05,142 --> 02:13:07,378
I owe you everything, Harry.
2128
02:13:08,646 --> 02:13:10,048
Thank you.
2129
02:13:10,080 --> 02:13:11,382
Don't mention it.
2130
02:13:12,650 --> 02:13:13,652
You ready?
2131
02:13:16,620 --> 02:13:18,556
Not a doubt in my mind.
2132
02:13:56,928 --> 02:13:59,131
(all cheering)
2133
02:14:10,241 --> 02:14:13,143
HARRY : As one of our
founding Kingsman once said...
2134
02:14:13,177 --> 02:14:15,146
this is not the end.
2135
02:14:15,179 --> 02:14:18,316
It is not even the beginning
of the end.
2136
02:14:18,348 --> 02:14:22,820
But it is, perhaps,
the end of the beginning.
2137
02:14:23,588 --> 02:14:24,856
Yeah!
2138
02:14:24,880 --> 02:14:33,880
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