00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:08,999 ^.^.^.^.COLORED by.^.^.^.^ ® Sud_Arun collections ® A member of Psagmeno.com 2 00:01:23,015 --> 00:01:24,317 MAN (distorted voice): Eggy. 3 00:01:26,886 --> 00:01:29,221 You mind if I share your cab? 4 00:01:38,729 --> 00:01:39,731 Charlie? 5 00:01:43,301 --> 00:01:45,637 It's ironic, isn't it? 6 00:01:45,670 --> 00:01:48,240 You look like a gentleman, I look like a pleb. 7 00:01:49,208 --> 00:01:51,411 If I was you, I'd unlock your cab. 8 00:02:04,056 --> 00:02:05,491 (beeping) 9 00:02:08,828 --> 00:02:10,429 (Charlie grunts) 10 00:02:10,462 --> 00:02:13,166 Pete, get us out of here! 11 00:02:13,198 --> 00:02:15,701 (Charlie grunting) (tires squealing) 12 00:02:18,770 --> 00:02:20,506 (grunting) 13 00:02:21,740 --> 00:02:23,942 (upbeat pop music playing on speakers) 14 00:02:32,450 --> 00:02:34,585 (electricity crackling) 15 00:02:34,620 --> 00:02:36,422 You think that shit's gonna work this time? 16 00:02:37,489 --> 00:02:39,292 You're way out of your depth. 17 00:02:40,692 --> 00:02:41,693 (yells) 18 00:02:44,830 --> 00:02:46,531 (metal scraping) 19 00:02:57,977 --> 00:02:59,579 (yells) 20 00:03:00,545 --> 00:03:01,714 (screams) 21 00:03:17,096 --> 00:03:18,464 (groans) 22 00:03:21,966 --> 00:03:23,468 (yells) 23 00:03:23,835 --> 00:03:24,870 (gasps) 24 00:03:25,270 --> 00:03:26,471 Fuck! 25 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:28,041 (yells) 26 00:03:37,882 --> 00:03:38,884 (grunting) 27 00:03:45,291 --> 00:03:46,491 (screams) 28 00:03:46,858 --> 00:03:48,027 (grunts) 29 00:04:08,746 --> 00:04:09,749 (yells) 30 00:04:10,882 --> 00:04:11,917 (grunts) 31 00:04:24,330 --> 00:04:25,664 (yells) 32 00:04:53,090 --> 00:04:54,559 (panting) 33 00:05:02,969 --> 00:05:04,704 (engine revving) 34 00:05:05,837 --> 00:05:07,105 (whirring) 35 00:05:10,975 --> 00:05:12,577 (tires squealing) 36 00:05:36,835 --> 00:05:38,604 Take him out! 37 00:05:48,948 --> 00:05:50,515 Merlin! We've got a Code Purple. 38 00:05:50,549 --> 00:05:51,583 My driver's down. 39 00:05:51,616 --> 00:05:53,819 Permission to blow these fuckers away. 40 00:05:53,852 --> 00:05:54,953 MERLIN Denied. 41 00:05:54,987 --> 00:05:56,955 Cannot be contained. 42 00:05:56,989 --> 00:05:58,624 Head south, I'm clearing the route. 43 00:06:07,133 --> 00:06:08,501 (gasping) 44 00:06:42,234 --> 00:06:43,503 Shit! 45 00:06:49,708 --> 00:06:51,143 Merlin, I'm entering Hyde Park. 46 00:06:51,176 --> 00:06:53,045 Can I get on with it? 47 00:06:56,381 --> 00:06:57,515 Merlin! 48 00:06:57,549 --> 00:06:59,450 Dark zone confirmed. Permission to fire. 49 00:06:59,484 --> 00:07:00,753 Oh, thank fuck for that! 50 00:07:00,785 --> 00:07:01,786 (beeps) 51 00:07:16,434 --> 00:07:19,270 MERLIN No time to relax. Police are right behind you. 52 00:07:19,304 --> 00:07:21,607 You have 30 seconds before they reach your position. 53 00:07:21,640 --> 00:07:23,842 Go directly to Rendezvous Swan. 54 00:07:34,453 --> 00:07:37,155 Merlin, you do realize I haven't even got a windscreen right now? 55 00:07:37,188 --> 00:07:38,623 I seem to remember from your training 56 00:07:38,657 --> 00:07:40,359 you were rather good at holding your breath. 57 00:07:40,393 --> 00:07:42,160 (sirens wailing) 58 00:07:44,261 --> 00:07:45,764 (sighs) 59 00:08:07,152 --> 00:08:08,287 (deep inhale) 60 00:09:08,213 --> 00:09:09,682 (gasping) 61 00:09:10,950 --> 00:09:12,951 (coughing) 62 00:09:19,157 --> 00:09:20,393 MERLIN It wasn't a revenge mission. 63 00:09:20,426 --> 00:09:22,628 Charlie could've just killed you immediately. 64 00:09:22,662 --> 00:09:24,463 Not boasting, but I trained him well enough 65 00:09:24,497 --> 00:09:25,897 that even he wouldn't mess that up. 66 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:27,065 EGGSY Merlin, I'm sorry, 67 00:09:27,099 --> 00:09:28,499 we're gonna have to do the debrief tomorrow. 68 00:09:28,533 --> 00:09:29,835 I've got to get to a dinner tonight... 69 00:09:29,869 --> 00:09:30,902 and if I miss it, let's just say 70 00:09:30,936 --> 00:09:32,237 Charlie might as well have killed me. 71 00:09:32,271 --> 00:09:33,138 Well, if you can't wait 72 00:09:33,172 --> 00:09:34,306 for the police to clear the park... 73 00:09:34,339 --> 00:09:35,840 there's another way out in the corner. 74 00:09:44,249 --> 00:09:45,383 (gags and coughs) 75 00:09:46,618 --> 00:09:47,619 Fuck! 76 00:09:47,652 --> 00:09:49,488 (chuckles) (Eggsy groans) 77 00:09:49,521 --> 00:09:51,357 How important is that dinner? 78 00:09:54,659 --> 00:09:56,227 (sighs) 79 00:09:56,260 --> 00:09:57,295 Let me show you. 80 00:10:09,541 --> 00:10:11,010 (whirring) 81 00:10:32,697 --> 00:10:34,365 (grunts) 82 00:10:34,399 --> 00:10:35,734 (gasping) 83 00:10:42,574 --> 00:10:44,143 For fuck's sake! 84 00:10:47,446 --> 00:10:49,481 (door opens) Babe. 85 00:10:50,715 --> 00:10:52,017 I'm home! 86 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,085 I'm here. 87 00:10:59,557 --> 00:11:01,326 What the hell happened? 88 00:11:01,359 --> 00:11:04,830 It's a long story that deserves a kiss. 89 00:11:04,864 --> 00:11:07,365 (chuckles) Not even JB would kiss you right now. 90 00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:11,936 EGGSY If you really love me, just one little kiss. 91 00:11:14,739 --> 00:11:15,840 (gasps) 92 00:11:15,874 --> 00:11:17,408 You were really gonna do it? 93 00:11:17,441 --> 00:11:18,543 Yeah. 94 00:11:18,576 --> 00:11:20,111 Now, that is true love right there. 95 00:11:20,144 --> 00:11:22,347 Amazing. I'm gonna go get changed. 96 00:11:24,282 --> 00:11:26,918 GROUP : ♫ Happy birthday to you! ♫ 97 00:11:29,388 --> 00:11:31,723 (cheering and whooping) 98 00:11:31,755 --> 00:11:34,325 And Tilde made that for you herself, bruv. 99 00:11:34,359 --> 00:11:35,692 PRINCESS TILDE Mmm-hmm. 100 00:11:35,726 --> 00:11:37,428 The royal baker's not available. 101 00:11:37,463 --> 00:11:38,664 (laughter) 102 00:11:38,696 --> 00:11:39,965 Oh, shut up, Brandon. 103 00:11:39,998 --> 00:11:42,267 Especially if you want some of this. 104 00:11:42,301 --> 00:11:44,469 Oh! Wait. Is that that Swedish stuff right there? 105 00:11:44,503 --> 00:11:45,304 Yes. 106 00:11:45,336 --> 00:11:46,737 No, no. I ain't drinkin' none of that. 107 00:11:46,771 --> 00:11:48,440 Last time here, I was wrecked, man. 108 00:11:48,473 --> 00:11:50,442 Yeah, but that's 'cause you were a lightweight, Jamal. 109 00:11:50,475 --> 00:11:51,743 (laughing) 110 00:11:51,776 --> 00:11:54,713 No, no, babe, I'm good. Not for me, thank you. 111 00:11:54,747 --> 00:11:56,849 Oh, what? What's going on, man? 112 00:11:56,882 --> 00:11:57,917 I'm meeting her parents 113 00:11:57,950 --> 00:11:59,316 for the first time tomorrow night. 114 00:11:59,350 --> 00:12:00,284 (whooping) 115 00:12:00,317 --> 00:12:02,386 I wanna make a good impression, so what? 116 00:12:02,420 --> 00:12:04,756 Oh, yeah, Jamal, are you free to dogsit JB 117 00:12:04,790 --> 00:12:06,125 tomorrow night while we're there? 118 00:12:06,157 --> 00:12:08,527 Ah, sorry, bruv, I've got to look after my nan tomorrow. 119 00:12:08,560 --> 00:12:09,762 But Liam's free, though. 120 00:12:09,795 --> 00:12:10,896 EGGSY Oh, yeah? 121 00:12:10,928 --> 00:12:13,064 I can't, mate. I'm allergic to dogs. 122 00:12:13,098 --> 00:12:13,999 Bullshit. 123 00:12:14,032 --> 00:12:15,333 Dogshit, actually. 124 00:12:15,367 --> 00:12:16,502 (laughing) 125 00:12:16,534 --> 00:12:18,303 That leaves you, Brandon. What you doing tomorrow night? 126 00:12:18,336 --> 00:12:19,904 Yeah, I'll look after your dog, mate, 127 00:12:19,937 --> 00:12:21,506 but I got one condition. 128 00:12:21,540 --> 00:12:22,641 What's that? 129 00:12:22,675 --> 00:12:24,276 You have a drink with us. Yeah. 130 00:12:24,310 --> 00:12:25,511 Got to do it, babe. 131 00:12:25,543 --> 00:12:26,677 Got to do it. (exclaims) 132 00:12:26,710 --> 00:12:28,246 Brandon, happy birthday! 133 00:12:28,814 --> 00:12:30,182 ALL : Happy birthday. 134 00:12:30,215 --> 00:12:31,517 JAMAL Yeah. EGGSY Cheers. 135 00:12:32,249 --> 00:12:33,251 Shit. 136 00:12:36,086 --> 00:12:39,057 POPPY : My drugs are everywhere. 137 00:12:40,959 --> 00:12:42,661 They were never my thing... 138 00:12:42,695 --> 00:12:43,929 but here I am, 139 00:12:43,961 --> 00:12:48,066 running the biggest drug cartel in the world. 140 00:12:48,100 --> 00:12:52,571 The only downside is having to live in the middle of nowhere. 141 00:12:54,973 --> 00:12:58,577 You know, these ruins are technically undiscovered. 142 00:12:58,609 --> 00:13:01,880 I just added a few touches to remind me of home. 143 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:07,118 I grew up on all that awesome 50s nostalgia. 144 00:13:07,152 --> 00:13:10,589 Grease. American Graffiti. Happy Days. 145 00:13:11,856 --> 00:13:13,324 But I digress. 146 00:13:13,359 --> 00:13:15,227 The thing you need to understand 147 00:13:15,259 --> 00:13:17,328 is the hard work and ingenuity... 148 00:13:17,361 --> 00:13:20,698 it took to achieve a global monopoly... 149 00:13:20,731 --> 00:13:23,099 on the drug trade. 150 00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:26,270 And that's all on me. Not to toot my own horn... 151 00:13:26,303 --> 00:13:27,805 I just think it's really important 152 00:13:27,840 --> 00:13:29,708 for new recruits to understand... 153 00:13:29,740 --> 00:13:32,644 the history of The Golden Circle. 154 00:13:37,114 --> 00:13:40,885 So. Lifelong friends, huh? 155 00:13:40,918 --> 00:13:42,821 Charles, do you think your buddy here 156 00:13:42,854 --> 00:13:44,355 is worthy of joining us? 157 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:45,956 Ms. Poppy, I would not have brought him 158 00:13:45,990 --> 00:13:47,591 all the way to see you if I didn't think so. 159 00:13:47,625 --> 00:13:49,560 Excellent. Well, you hungry? 160 00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:50,762 Starving. 161 00:13:50,796 --> 00:13:53,165 Wonderful! Right this way. 162 00:13:53,197 --> 00:13:54,999 Make yourselves at home. 163 00:13:56,368 --> 00:13:58,402 So, fellas... 164 00:13:58,436 --> 00:14:02,273 I have a couple of things that I wanna clarify. 165 00:14:03,441 --> 00:14:05,543 You understand that in The Golden Circle... 166 00:14:05,576 --> 00:14:09,047 my authority is never to be questioned, right? 167 00:14:09,080 --> 00:14:10,849 And the importance of following orders? 168 00:14:10,882 --> 00:14:13,017 Do you understand that? 169 00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:15,119 And the value of loyalty? 170 00:14:16,053 --> 00:14:18,122 It's easy to nod, isn't it? 171 00:14:20,825 --> 00:14:23,528 I don't like easy. I like proof. 172 00:14:25,629 --> 00:14:27,165 (sighs) 173 00:14:28,433 --> 00:14:31,335 What's your name? Angel, ma'am. 174 00:14:31,369 --> 00:14:32,870 Angel, baby. 175 00:14:32,904 --> 00:14:34,004 Hey. 176 00:14:34,037 --> 00:14:36,307 Your old pal, Charles, has messed up. 177 00:14:36,340 --> 00:14:37,743 That's all I'm gonna tell you, 178 00:14:37,776 --> 00:14:38,910 'cause that's all you need to know. 179 00:14:38,942 --> 00:14:40,446 So put him in the mincer, okay? 180 00:14:43,282 --> 00:14:45,050 (laughing) 181 00:14:52,923 --> 00:14:54,559 (whirring) 182 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:03,701 (whistles) 183 00:15:06,305 --> 00:15:08,040 (growling) 184 00:15:09,441 --> 00:15:11,075 (whirring) 185 00:15:22,687 --> 00:15:24,023 (barking) 186 00:15:39,970 --> 00:15:41,472 (yelling) 187 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:45,043 No, Miss Poppy! (screaming) 188 00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:05,463 Good job! 189 00:16:05,495 --> 00:16:06,999 (panting) 190 00:16:07,032 --> 00:16:09,133 See my salon across the way? 191 00:16:12,470 --> 00:16:14,473 Head there for your makeover. 192 00:16:20,412 --> 00:16:21,680 (sizzling) 193 00:16:24,615 --> 00:16:27,518 PRINCESS TILDE Eggsy, I hope you're hungry. 194 00:16:30,321 --> 00:16:33,258 Oh, babe, I was gonna grab breakfast at work. 195 00:16:33,291 --> 00:16:34,559 This looks lovely, but I'm running late. 196 00:16:34,593 --> 00:16:37,929 I just thought maybe we could practice? 197 00:16:37,961 --> 00:16:39,063 For tonight. 198 00:16:39,096 --> 00:16:40,798 Practice? Mm-hmm. 199 00:16:40,831 --> 00:16:41,832 Eating? 200 00:16:41,867 --> 00:16:45,037 You said you've never eaten at a palace before. 201 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:48,840 And Pappa is sort of picky about table manners. 202 00:16:48,874 --> 00:16:51,909 Well, as it happens, babe, I've got this shit on lock. 203 00:16:51,942 --> 00:16:53,277 I know what every single one 204 00:16:53,311 --> 00:16:55,246 of them knives and forks is for. 205 00:16:57,715 --> 00:16:59,717 This is a butter knife. 206 00:16:59,750 --> 00:17:01,051 It's the only one you need to remember, 207 00:17:01,085 --> 00:17:02,320 the rest of the cutlery is easy. 208 00:17:02,353 --> 00:17:03,455 You start from the outside, 209 00:17:03,488 --> 00:17:05,691 and you work your way in with each course. 210 00:17:05,724 --> 00:17:08,527 And never let anyone describe you as "H.K.L.P."... 211 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:09,694 What's that? 212 00:17:09,726 --> 00:17:11,329 "Holds knife like pen." 213 00:17:11,361 --> 00:17:12,596 A habit erroneously believed 214 00:17:12,629 --> 00:17:14,698 to be upper class dining etiquette. 215 00:17:14,733 --> 00:17:16,601 It is quite the opposite. 216 00:17:18,904 --> 00:17:23,375 White wine, pudding wine, red wine, water and pop. 217 00:17:23,407 --> 00:17:25,276 Or whatever tipple takes your fancy. 218 00:17:27,111 --> 00:17:28,346 Am I supposed to wait for everyone else 219 00:17:28,379 --> 00:17:29,714 to be served before I start eating? 220 00:17:29,746 --> 00:17:31,449 HARRY : Only if the dish being served is cold. 221 00:17:31,483 --> 00:17:34,586 Or if the Queen is present. Otherwise tuck in. 222 00:17:36,120 --> 00:17:37,488 EGGSY Got to be honest... 223 00:17:37,522 --> 00:17:39,891 never really thought the royalty bit would be relevant. 224 00:17:40,859 --> 00:17:42,194 Harry would've been chuffed. 225 00:17:43,528 --> 00:17:45,864 Oh. I wish I could've met him. 226 00:17:51,403 --> 00:17:53,839 You miss him too, don't you, Mr. Pickle? 227 00:17:55,639 --> 00:17:56,742 Mmm? 228 00:18:06,117 --> 00:18:07,519 Mr. Pickle says, "Yeah." 229 00:18:09,154 --> 00:18:10,988 Hey, no, no, sit down, I'm fine. 230 00:18:11,022 --> 00:18:12,925 I'm fine. Have a good day. 231 00:18:13,757 --> 00:18:14,759 Okay. 232 00:18:41,919 --> 00:18:45,122 Ah, Galahad! You're late. 233 00:18:45,156 --> 00:18:46,925 We were wondering if you'd had 234 00:18:46,958 --> 00:18:48,793 a second encounter with Charlie. 235 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:51,663 I wish. I'm looking forward to finishing him off. 236 00:18:56,199 --> 00:18:57,535 All right, gents. 237 00:18:59,036 --> 00:19:00,271 Merlin, come in. 238 00:19:00,938 --> 00:19:02,040 Galahad and Lancelot, 239 00:19:02,072 --> 00:19:04,208 please remain for Merlin's debrief. 240 00:19:04,242 --> 00:19:07,812 Everyone else, reconvene at 1900 hours. 241 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,282 So... 242 00:19:11,748 --> 00:19:13,884 the man who attacked Galahad in the taxi 243 00:19:13,918 --> 00:19:15,454 was Charlie Hesketh. 244 00:19:15,486 --> 00:19:17,554 Rejected Kingsman applicant turned bad. 245 00:19:17,589 --> 00:19:20,090 We last saw him back at Richmond Valentine's HQ. 246 00:19:20,123 --> 00:19:22,426 EGGSY I've caught a fucking spy! 247 00:19:22,459 --> 00:19:24,562 (electricity crackling) 248 00:19:26,531 --> 00:19:28,200 Like everyone else there... 249 00:19:28,233 --> 00:19:30,335 Charlie had a security implant in his neck. 250 00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:33,304 A weakness we had no choice but to exploit. 251 00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:39,410 Hey, Merlin. Still fucking spectacular, eh? 252 00:19:41,812 --> 00:19:44,448 Come on, guys, loosen up. We saved the world. 253 00:19:45,082 --> 00:19:46,350 MERLIN Yeah. 254 00:19:46,384 --> 00:19:50,355 Unfortunately, Galahad, you also saved Charlie. 255 00:19:50,388 --> 00:19:53,358 When you electrocuted him, you damaged his implant. 256 00:19:53,391 --> 00:19:54,926 Instead of his head exploding... 257 00:19:54,958 --> 00:19:57,428 he only lost an arm and his vocal chords. 258 00:19:58,361 --> 00:19:59,630 Fucker should be thanking me. 259 00:19:59,664 --> 00:20:01,398 And now he's back for revenge? 260 00:20:01,432 --> 00:20:03,134 We don't think so, sir. 261 00:20:03,167 --> 00:20:04,268 We believe he's being recruited 262 00:20:04,301 --> 00:20:05,703 by an unknown organization. 263 00:20:05,736 --> 00:20:06,937 Lancelot? 264 00:20:06,971 --> 00:20:08,372 Got the police autopsy reports 265 00:20:08,406 --> 00:20:11,242 from Charlie's colleagues in the SUVs. 266 00:20:11,275 --> 00:20:12,744 They're not just goons for hire. 267 00:20:13,444 --> 00:20:14,979 Fingerprints removed. 268 00:20:15,012 --> 00:20:16,114 Teeth filed smooth. 269 00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,684 I did a face recognition. Nothing. 270 00:20:18,716 --> 00:20:19,684 And that thing? 271 00:20:19,716 --> 00:20:23,354 A cosmetic tattoo made of 24-carat gold. 272 00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:25,223 They all had them. 273 00:20:25,255 --> 00:20:29,061 Seems like we're looking at some kind of underworld organization. 274 00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:35,633 Senora Poppy has sent me for my makeover. 275 00:20:35,667 --> 00:20:36,768 Follow me. 276 00:20:41,305 --> 00:20:42,707 Please take your shirt off. 277 00:20:52,350 --> 00:20:53,685 (whirring) 278 00:21:09,067 --> 00:21:10,435 (groaning) 279 00:21:13,071 --> 00:21:14,673 (yelling) 280 00:21:16,072 --> 00:21:17,809 (panting) 281 00:21:21,946 --> 00:21:24,447 (mellow music playing) 282 00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:25,716 It's beautiful, isn't it? 283 00:21:26,885 --> 00:21:28,487 Not that. 284 00:21:29,353 --> 00:21:30,621 This. 285 00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:33,657 ♫ The sun is out The sky is blue ♫ 286 00:21:33,692 --> 00:21:35,460 Bon appetit. 287 00:21:35,493 --> 00:21:38,929 ♫ There's not a cloud To spoil the view ♫ 288 00:21:38,963 --> 00:21:41,099 ♫ But it's raining ♫ 289 00:21:43,033 --> 00:21:45,903 ♫ Raining in my heart ♫ 290 00:21:48,673 --> 00:21:55,446 ♫ Oh, misery, misery ♫ 291 00:21:58,148 --> 00:22:04,455 ♫ What's gonna become of me? ♫ 292 00:22:15,433 --> 00:22:17,102 How is it? 293 00:22:17,135 --> 00:22:19,137 It's delicious. 294 00:22:20,304 --> 00:22:23,475 Welcome to Golden Circle. 295 00:22:24,207 --> 00:22:27,745 ♫ Raining in my heart ♫ 296 00:22:33,618 --> 00:22:36,320 (classical music playing) 297 00:22:36,352 --> 00:22:38,989 EGGSY Mmm. (speaking Swedish) 298 00:22:39,956 --> 00:22:41,792 (chuckling) 299 00:22:41,826 --> 00:22:43,862 I think we should do you the favor 300 00:22:43,895 --> 00:22:46,164 of conversing in English, yes. 301 00:22:49,033 --> 00:22:50,267 So, tell me... 302 00:22:50,301 --> 00:22:51,502 what do you do? 303 00:22:51,535 --> 00:22:54,104 I work for Kingsman, the tailors, Your Highness. 304 00:22:54,138 --> 00:22:57,341 You may address my daughter as "Your Highness." 305 00:22:57,375 --> 00:23:00,878 Please address the Queen and myself with "Your Majesty." 306 00:23:00,911 --> 00:23:03,280 Pappa, this is a family dinner... 307 00:23:03,313 --> 00:23:05,716 not some state function. 308 00:23:05,750 --> 00:23:08,586 Well then, Eggsy. (clears throat) 309 00:23:08,619 --> 00:23:10,955 What do you make of the current situation 310 00:23:10,988 --> 00:23:13,057 in the Indian financial markets? 311 00:23:13,491 --> 00:23:14,693 Pappa! 312 00:23:15,259 --> 00:23:16,661 EGGSY Uh... 313 00:23:19,330 --> 00:23:20,564 Well... 314 00:23:23,067 --> 00:23:24,969 I don't think we can underestimate the impact 315 00:23:25,003 --> 00:23:27,737 of ECB's quantitative easing measures. 316 00:23:27,772 --> 00:23:28,873 And of course, the liquidity wave 317 00:23:28,906 --> 00:23:30,573 from the US Federal Reserve rate hike... 318 00:23:30,608 --> 00:23:32,077 getting pushed back. 319 00:23:37,115 --> 00:23:38,750 (clinking) 320 00:23:41,484 --> 00:23:43,119 Frida Kahlo. 321 00:23:43,154 --> 00:23:47,258 Well, other than the 1939 acquisition by the Louvre... 322 00:23:47,291 --> 00:23:48,592 she wasn't really acknowledged 323 00:23:48,626 --> 00:23:50,328 until the new Mexicanisimo art movement... 324 00:23:50,360 --> 00:23:52,030 of the late 1970s. 325 00:23:53,965 --> 00:23:55,000 (clinking) 326 00:23:56,967 --> 00:23:58,602 Moorish revival. 327 00:23:58,636 --> 00:24:00,504 Ah. The Palazzo Sammezzano. 328 00:24:00,538 --> 00:24:01,840 In Tuscany. 329 00:24:02,506 --> 00:24:04,207 Beautiful. 330 00:24:04,242 --> 00:24:05,476 (clinking) 331 00:24:05,510 --> 00:24:06,744 Bluetooth technology. 332 00:24:06,776 --> 00:24:08,411 Which, of course, got its name 333 00:24:08,446 --> 00:24:10,214 from the legendary Danish king... 334 00:24:10,247 --> 00:24:11,881 Harald Blatand, whose name 335 00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:15,051 translates to "Bluetooth" in English. 336 00:24:15,086 --> 00:24:16,687 And the Bluetooth logo is his initials 337 00:24:16,719 --> 00:24:18,288 in Norse runic symbols. 338 00:24:18,321 --> 00:24:20,390 And, as I'm sure you know... 339 00:24:20,424 --> 00:24:22,793 the Bluetooth logo is his initials... 340 00:24:22,827 --> 00:24:24,596 in Norse runic symbols. 341 00:24:25,295 --> 00:24:26,229 ROXY : Oh, my God, Eggsy. 342 00:24:26,263 --> 00:24:28,099 Why isn't he eating his fucking pudding? 343 00:24:28,131 --> 00:24:29,966 I need to research this gold tattoo. 344 00:24:30,001 --> 00:24:31,302 I found records of other people 345 00:24:31,336 --> 00:24:32,804 with the same body modifications. 346 00:24:34,538 --> 00:24:35,940 All of them have high level involvement... 347 00:24:35,973 --> 00:24:38,075 with crime and international drug trafficking. 348 00:24:38,109 --> 00:24:41,177 And there's rumors of something called The Golden Circle. 349 00:24:41,212 --> 00:24:42,280 Hmm. 350 00:24:42,880 --> 00:24:44,181 (beeping) 351 00:24:48,753 --> 00:24:50,187 Best agent or best friend? 352 00:24:54,926 --> 00:24:56,194 (JB barking) 353 00:24:59,163 --> 00:25:01,966 BRANDON : Come on, JB. Give it a rest, mate. 354 00:25:02,000 --> 00:25:05,203 Stop scratching the door. I'm gonna get the blame now. 355 00:25:05,235 --> 00:25:06,236 There you are. Happy? 356 00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:23,053 With the decks and all that. 357 00:25:23,087 --> 00:25:24,388 (beeps) 358 00:25:25,455 --> 00:25:26,724 Shit, boy! 359 00:25:26,757 --> 00:25:28,125 (exclaims) What the... 360 00:25:35,532 --> 00:25:36,801 Do you reckon, JB... 361 00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:39,104 model material? 362 00:25:39,637 --> 00:25:41,973 (Eggsy chuckling) 363 00:25:42,006 --> 00:25:45,075 I must say, you're really not as I expected. 364 00:25:46,343 --> 00:25:48,446 Well, thank you very much... 365 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,114 Your Majesty. 366 00:25:50,147 --> 00:25:51,883 BRANDON : Eggsy? Is that you, mate? 367 00:25:51,916 --> 00:25:53,850 What the fuck is going on here? 368 00:25:53,884 --> 00:25:55,253 You a gangster now or something? 369 00:25:55,285 --> 00:25:57,854 Fuckin' hell. Is that Tilde's mom and dad's house? 370 00:25:57,888 --> 00:25:59,523 Tell you what. Whatever you're doing, I want in. 371 00:25:59,557 --> 00:26:01,225 (device activates, beeping) 372 00:26:01,257 --> 00:26:02,960 Put it down! 373 00:26:03,494 --> 00:26:04,896 Why? 374 00:26:05,495 --> 00:26:07,532 I said, put it down now! 375 00:26:07,564 --> 00:26:08,766 What's wrong with it? 376 00:26:09,533 --> 00:26:11,268 Shut it! Fucking shut it! 377 00:26:11,301 --> 00:26:12,936 Eggsy. I beg your pardon? 378 00:26:12,971 --> 00:26:14,739 (rapid beeping beeping) Shut it! Shut it now! 379 00:26:14,772 --> 00:26:17,207 All right, mate. Chill your boots. 380 00:26:17,241 --> 00:26:18,275 (sighs) 381 00:26:18,309 --> 00:26:20,811 Eggsy, what... 382 00:26:20,844 --> 00:26:22,946 Oh, no. Oh, my God, no. I'm so sorry. 383 00:26:22,981 --> 00:26:24,015 (barking) 384 00:26:24,048 --> 00:26:25,417 You shut up and all. You got me in enough trouble. 385 00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:38,029 (alarm blaring) 386 00:26:38,061 --> 00:26:39,263 (grunts) 387 00:26:53,109 --> 00:26:55,446 The next order of business... 388 00:26:55,480 --> 00:26:57,348 Agent Percival. 389 00:27:04,088 --> 00:27:05,156 Arthur. 390 00:27:08,760 --> 00:27:09,961 Oh, fuck. 391 00:27:15,765 --> 00:27:17,401 POPPY : Yep. 392 00:27:17,435 --> 00:27:20,839 Kingsman is crumpets. 393 00:27:22,505 --> 00:27:26,410 Like toast, but British. 394 00:27:26,444 --> 00:27:28,111 And to say thank you... 395 00:27:28,145 --> 00:27:30,715 I got you a present, Charlie. 396 00:27:30,747 --> 00:27:35,786 My guys made you this. 397 00:27:37,888 --> 00:27:42,493 Bigger, badder, better. I call it... 398 00:27:42,526 --> 00:27:45,062 ARMageddon. 399 00:27:51,269 --> 00:27:52,804 (whirring) 400 00:28:04,282 --> 00:28:06,216 Let's see if your game improves. 401 00:28:19,129 --> 00:28:20,364 Ouch. 402 00:28:58,269 --> 00:29:00,070 EGGSY Someone decides to wipe out 403 00:29:00,103 --> 00:29:01,905 every Kingsman property... 404 00:29:01,938 --> 00:29:04,308 every agent, and somehow... 405 00:29:04,341 --> 00:29:07,110 conveniently, you weren't at home. 406 00:29:07,144 --> 00:29:08,913 I could say the same thing about you. 407 00:29:08,946 --> 00:29:11,314 What, you think I'd kill Roxy? 408 00:29:11,348 --> 00:29:14,185 And my mate, Brandon, and my fucking dog? 409 00:29:14,217 --> 00:29:15,219 MERLIN No. 410 00:29:17,553 --> 00:29:18,889 You think I would? 411 00:29:23,426 --> 00:29:25,897 This thing... 412 00:29:26,830 --> 00:29:29,198 hacked us. 413 00:29:29,233 --> 00:29:31,602 Clearly, this arm can be remotely controlled. 414 00:29:32,869 --> 00:29:34,204 I'm only alive because my address 415 00:29:34,237 --> 00:29:36,440 wasn't on the database with the agents. 416 00:29:37,308 --> 00:29:38,609 Whoever Charlie's working with 417 00:29:38,642 --> 00:29:43,380 doesn't think that mere staff are missile-worthy. 418 00:29:44,380 --> 00:29:45,815 This ain't funny. 419 00:29:45,850 --> 00:29:47,952 Roxy is dead! 420 00:29:47,984 --> 00:29:50,120 Everyone's dead! Gone! Do you even care? 421 00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:51,689 Pull yourself together. 422 00:29:51,722 --> 00:29:54,157 Remember your training. 423 00:29:54,190 --> 00:29:56,093 There's no time for emotion in this scenario. 424 00:29:59,530 --> 00:30:00,631 Now... 425 00:30:00,665 --> 00:30:02,832 as all surviving agents are present, 426 00:30:02,867 --> 00:30:05,235 we follow the doomsday protocol. 427 00:30:05,269 --> 00:30:08,473 When that's done, and only then... 428 00:30:10,741 --> 00:30:12,877 you may shed a tear in private. 429 00:30:12,909 --> 00:30:15,079 (sighs) (thunder rumbling) 430 00:30:15,678 --> 00:30:17,648 Okay. 431 00:30:17,680 --> 00:30:19,216 What's the doomsday protocol? 432 00:30:20,685 --> 00:30:22,287 We go shopping. 433 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:40,003 We're from Kingsman. We'd like to buy some wine. 434 00:30:40,036 --> 00:30:43,040 And use tasting room number three, please. 435 00:30:46,676 --> 00:30:48,146 Not one of my predecessors 436 00:30:48,178 --> 00:30:50,380 has ever been in this situation before. 437 00:30:52,582 --> 00:30:53,984 Thank God. 438 00:30:57,187 --> 00:30:58,188 A-ha. 439 00:31:01,725 --> 00:31:02,959 Remember this? 440 00:31:02,994 --> 00:31:04,262 EGGSY Yeah, how could I forget? 441 00:31:13,536 --> 00:31:16,606 Whatever's in that safe is the answer to all our problems. 442 00:31:24,314 --> 00:31:25,416 Huh. 443 00:31:32,856 --> 00:31:34,058 Is that it? 444 00:31:34,090 --> 00:31:36,293 I suppose that must be upper-class humor. 445 00:31:37,994 --> 00:31:39,263 I don't get it. 446 00:31:39,295 --> 00:31:41,231 Me neither. What the fuck are we supposed to do now? 447 00:31:43,000 --> 00:31:44,202 I think we should drink a toast 448 00:31:44,234 --> 00:31:46,070 to our fallen comrades. 449 00:31:50,706 --> 00:31:51,809 To Roxy. 450 00:31:51,841 --> 00:31:53,076 Roxy. 451 00:31:56,981 --> 00:31:58,215 Ooh. 452 00:32:01,252 --> 00:32:03,321 To Arthur. Arthur. 453 00:32:06,857 --> 00:32:08,225 Mmm. 454 00:32:08,257 --> 00:32:09,592 Should we do one for JB? 455 00:32:09,626 --> 00:32:10,795 I think we should. 456 00:32:17,134 --> 00:32:19,137 (Merlin sobbing) 457 00:32:24,407 --> 00:32:26,476 I should have seen it coming. 458 00:32:27,144 --> 00:32:28,878 Charlie, the taxi. 459 00:32:28,911 --> 00:32:30,246 It's all my fault. 460 00:32:30,280 --> 00:32:34,085 No, that's bullshit, Merlin. It ain't all your fault. 461 00:32:34,918 --> 00:32:36,586 You're the best, bruv. 462 00:32:36,619 --> 00:32:38,522 Honestly, without you... 463 00:32:38,555 --> 00:32:40,757 I'd have lost it a long time ago. 464 00:32:40,791 --> 00:32:42,225 (Merlin mumbles) 465 00:32:43,493 --> 00:32:45,195 I think we should drink to Scotland. 466 00:32:45,228 --> 00:32:48,131 I think we've probably had enough, to be honest. 467 00:32:49,065 --> 00:32:50,434 You're probably right. 468 00:32:57,975 --> 00:33:00,310 Merlin. Aye? 469 00:33:00,343 --> 00:33:02,612 I think we're going to Kentucky. 470 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:04,615 Fried Chicken? 471 00:33:04,648 --> 00:33:05,815 I love fried chicken. 472 00:33:05,850 --> 00:33:08,386 No, proper Kentucky. Look. 473 00:33:09,253 --> 00:33:11,221 You know what else I love? 474 00:33:11,254 --> 00:33:12,823 Country and western music. 475 00:33:13,823 --> 00:33:16,193 ♫ Country roads ♫ 476 00:33:16,827 --> 00:33:18,830 ♫ Take me home ♫ 477 00:33:19,796 --> 00:33:23,667 ♫ To the place I belong ♫ 478 00:33:38,616 --> 00:33:40,818 (tour guide chattering) 479 00:33:42,153 --> 00:33:45,189 Oh! Here's where we leave the casks to age. 480 00:33:45,222 --> 00:33:46,423 Unfortunately, we can't go in, 481 00:33:46,456 --> 00:33:49,092 as it's a temperature-controlled environment. 482 00:33:49,127 --> 00:33:51,762 So let's move on to our world class stud farm... 483 00:33:51,794 --> 00:33:54,697 and meet three of our Kentucky Derby winners. 484 00:33:54,732 --> 00:33:56,167 (whirring) 485 00:33:57,667 --> 00:33:59,837 Biometric security scanner just to protect 486 00:33:59,869 --> 00:34:02,104 a few old barrels of whiskey? 487 00:34:02,138 --> 00:34:03,741 Pull the other one, love. 488 00:34:04,608 --> 00:34:05,743 Got it. 489 00:34:13,150 --> 00:34:14,585 Are you getting anything? 490 00:34:15,451 --> 00:34:16,587 Not yet. 491 00:34:18,322 --> 00:34:19,490 EGGSY Fucking hell. 492 00:34:19,522 --> 00:34:21,324 MERLIN It's a shame it's not scotch. 493 00:34:23,493 --> 00:34:25,161 Hang on. 494 00:34:25,196 --> 00:34:26,563 According to this, there's a huge 495 00:34:26,596 --> 00:34:28,631 underground structure right beneath us. 496 00:34:28,665 --> 00:34:30,601 And if my calculations are correct... 497 00:34:34,471 --> 00:34:35,473 This... 498 00:34:36,139 --> 00:34:37,641 is the way in. 499 00:34:40,177 --> 00:34:41,978 Fucking hell, Merlin. Shit. 500 00:34:42,011 --> 00:34:43,547 MAN : You know, my mama... 501 00:34:44,313 --> 00:34:46,549 she always told me... 502 00:34:46,583 --> 00:34:50,120 us southerners get our good manners from the British. 503 00:34:50,154 --> 00:34:53,257 I was thinkin', ain't that a pity. 504 00:34:53,290 --> 00:34:55,359 Y'all didn't keep nothing for yourselves. 505 00:35:02,366 --> 00:35:05,869 Y'all ain't never heard of knocking before you enter? 506 00:35:05,902 --> 00:35:08,138 Well, actually we had an invitation. Didn't we? 507 00:35:08,172 --> 00:35:09,306 Yeah. Oh, did you now? 508 00:35:09,339 --> 00:35:12,275 Yeah. It came in the shape of a bottle. 509 00:35:12,308 --> 00:35:14,176 We're from the Kingsman tailor shop in London. 510 00:35:14,210 --> 00:35:15,745 Maybe you've heard of us? 511 00:35:15,779 --> 00:35:16,880 Oh, the Kingsman. 512 00:35:16,913 --> 00:35:19,181 Yeah. Huh. 513 00:35:19,215 --> 00:35:20,583 That's where y'all got them fine suits 514 00:35:20,618 --> 00:35:22,219 and them fancy spectacles y'all got on? 515 00:35:22,252 --> 00:35:23,788 Exactly. That's right. 516 00:35:23,821 --> 00:35:26,156 Y'all look damn sharp. 517 00:35:26,188 --> 00:35:27,524 Let me see if I got it right, here. 518 00:35:27,558 --> 00:35:30,828 You want me to believe that it's normal for a tailor... 519 00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:34,165 to hack through an advanced biometric security system... 520 00:35:34,197 --> 00:35:36,734 with nothing but a little bitty old watch on? 521 00:35:42,105 --> 00:35:43,906 I can promise you... 522 00:35:43,940 --> 00:35:45,042 that dog don't hunt. 523 00:35:45,076 --> 00:35:46,710 So why don't you go on and get down on your knees... 524 00:35:46,743 --> 00:35:48,812 and tell me who you really work for. 525 00:35:56,118 --> 00:35:57,321 (spits) 526 00:35:59,489 --> 00:36:02,192 That's 1963 Statesman Reserve. 527 00:36:02,226 --> 00:36:03,594 You just made it personal. 528 00:36:06,563 --> 00:36:08,331 (grunting) 529 00:36:12,636 --> 00:36:13,638 (groans) 530 00:36:20,009 --> 00:36:21,311 (beeping) 531 00:36:22,746 --> 00:36:24,281 (panting) 532 00:36:24,313 --> 00:36:26,583 Who the fuck are you? 533 00:36:37,127 --> 00:36:39,330 MAN : A bottle in a secret wall. 534 00:36:40,864 --> 00:36:43,067 You really expect me to take that seriously? 535 00:36:44,534 --> 00:36:46,436 See, I think your story's horse shit. 536 00:36:46,469 --> 00:36:49,906 Y'all just trying to cover for a failed rescue mission. 537 00:36:49,940 --> 00:36:52,476 You here for the lepidopterist, ain't you? 538 00:36:56,580 --> 00:36:59,016 Okay, so your mystery bottle, huh? 539 00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:03,119 Look anything like that, right there? 540 00:37:03,152 --> 00:37:05,422 Yes. Same brand, much older. 541 00:37:05,956 --> 00:37:06,957 All right. 542 00:37:08,458 --> 00:37:09,759 Let's see here. 543 00:37:11,094 --> 00:37:12,329 You know why the measurement 544 00:37:12,362 --> 00:37:15,398 of alcohol content's called "proof"? 545 00:37:15,433 --> 00:37:16,800 Oh, fuck off! 546 00:37:16,833 --> 00:37:19,668 Oh, for Pete's sake. 547 00:37:19,703 --> 00:37:21,538 See, comes from back in the old days... 548 00:37:21,572 --> 00:37:24,108 when pirates wanted to test the strength of their rum. 549 00:37:24,141 --> 00:37:26,543 They used to pour a little bit out on gunpowder. 550 00:37:28,946 --> 00:37:30,114 (exhales) 551 00:37:30,147 --> 00:37:32,415 That'll make you wanna slap your mama right there, boy. 552 00:37:33,917 --> 00:37:34,817 And if the gunpowder, 553 00:37:34,851 --> 00:37:36,487 if it burnt when they set it alight... 554 00:37:36,520 --> 00:37:38,222 they considered it proof... 555 00:37:38,255 --> 00:37:40,458 that their rum was good and strong. 556 00:37:42,391 --> 00:37:44,928 But see, I ain't got no gunpowder on me, do I? 557 00:37:46,864 --> 00:37:48,165 But I'm pretty sure you boys'll make 558 00:37:48,199 --> 00:37:50,032 just as impressive of a sound... 559 00:37:50,065 --> 00:37:51,569 when I set your balls on fire. 560 00:37:54,471 --> 00:37:55,806 (chuckles softly) 561 00:37:55,839 --> 00:37:58,208 Or you could just tell me who the fuck y'all really are... 562 00:37:58,241 --> 00:37:59,375 and how the hell y'all found us. 563 00:37:59,409 --> 00:38:00,844 MERLIN Look, for the last time, 564 00:38:00,877 --> 00:38:03,346 we have nothing to protect but our honor. 565 00:38:03,380 --> 00:38:05,215 So you can take your cheap horse piss 566 00:38:05,248 --> 00:38:06,417 that you call whiskey... 567 00:38:06,449 --> 00:38:07,984 which, by the way, is spelled without an "e"... 568 00:38:08,018 --> 00:38:10,454 and is nothing compared to a single malt scotch... 569 00:38:10,487 --> 00:38:12,757 and you can go fuck yourself. (chuckles) 570 00:38:13,389 --> 00:38:14,991 (chuckles sarcastically) 571 00:38:15,525 --> 00:38:16,926 What about you? 572 00:38:16,960 --> 00:38:18,094 Me? Yeah. 573 00:38:18,128 --> 00:38:20,630 No, I love a Jack and Coke, bruv. 574 00:38:20,663 --> 00:38:23,734 But I do agree with the part where you go fuck yourself. 575 00:38:27,705 --> 00:38:28,538 All right. 576 00:38:28,572 --> 00:38:29,640 Y'all ain't got nothing to protect 577 00:38:29,672 --> 00:38:30,907 other than your honor. 578 00:38:32,042 --> 00:38:34,145 Let's see what happens when we change things up. 579 00:38:42,252 --> 00:38:43,887 Fuck me. Harry? 580 00:38:43,920 --> 00:38:45,956 Y'all got three seconds to tell me the truth. 581 00:38:45,989 --> 00:38:47,090 MERLIN Wait. No. 582 00:38:47,123 --> 00:38:48,292 No! Harry! 583 00:38:48,324 --> 00:38:50,226 He can't hear you. But I can, so talk. 584 00:38:50,259 --> 00:38:52,361 No! Get down, Harry! 585 00:38:52,395 --> 00:38:54,230 MERLIN Harry! Harry! That's two. 586 00:38:54,264 --> 00:38:55,532 Harry! Harry! 587 00:38:55,565 --> 00:38:57,134 EGGSY Harry! Three. 588 00:38:57,167 --> 00:38:58,869 Stop! 589 00:38:59,536 --> 00:39:01,438 Their story checked out. 590 00:39:01,471 --> 00:39:03,506 I opened our doomsday scenario locker 591 00:39:03,540 --> 00:39:05,442 and that umbrella was in it. 592 00:39:05,475 --> 00:39:08,679 Kingsman. It's got our logo on it. 593 00:39:10,145 --> 00:39:11,180 I'm really sorry. 594 00:39:11,214 --> 00:39:13,850 (laughing) My apologies, boys. 595 00:39:13,882 --> 00:39:15,985 I hope there ain't no hard feelings. 596 00:39:16,018 --> 00:39:17,053 I was just doin' my job. 597 00:39:18,154 --> 00:39:19,388 Welcome to the Statesman, 598 00:39:19,422 --> 00:39:21,590 independent intelligence agency. 599 00:39:21,625 --> 00:39:22,926 Just like y'all, I reckon. 600 00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:25,127 But our founders went into the booze business. 601 00:39:25,161 --> 00:39:26,196 Thank the sweet Lord above. 602 00:39:27,031 --> 00:39:28,130 This is Ginger Ale. 603 00:39:28,163 --> 00:39:29,898 She's our strategy executive. 604 00:39:29,933 --> 00:39:30,935 Hello. 605 00:39:31,634 --> 00:39:33,803 I'm Agent Tequila. 606 00:39:33,837 --> 00:39:35,773 This is the part where you untie us. 607 00:39:39,342 --> 00:39:40,644 MERLIN Thank you. 608 00:39:46,917 --> 00:39:48,018 Harry. 609 00:39:48,052 --> 00:39:49,520 Hello. Hello, mate. 610 00:39:54,357 --> 00:39:55,960 Harry. 611 00:39:55,993 --> 00:39:57,061 How do you do? 612 00:39:58,194 --> 00:39:59,996 Have we met before? 613 00:40:00,029 --> 00:40:04,433 Harry, it's okay. It's fine. They know that we know you. 614 00:40:04,467 --> 00:40:06,869 I think there must be some mistake. 615 00:40:06,902 --> 00:40:09,605 It's been such a long time, Harry. 616 00:40:09,639 --> 00:40:12,776 I need to get my brogues resoled. 617 00:40:12,808 --> 00:40:15,645 Yeah, and my oxfords are done in as well. 618 00:40:15,679 --> 00:40:17,982 Why are you telling me about your shoes? 619 00:40:23,118 --> 00:40:24,220 I'm a lepidopterist. 620 00:40:25,154 --> 00:40:26,455 You're a what? 621 00:40:26,489 --> 00:40:28,024 I study butterflies. 622 00:40:32,029 --> 00:40:35,565 MERLIN Well, you wanted to be before you joined the army, but... 623 00:40:37,500 --> 00:40:38,969 Harry, look at me. 624 00:40:45,542 --> 00:40:46,911 It's good to see you. 625 00:40:48,045 --> 00:40:49,112 We'll be back soon. 626 00:40:49,145 --> 00:40:52,181 So these fellas right here are our doomsday protocol? 627 00:40:52,215 --> 00:40:55,585 Turns out, our founder's tailor was Kingsman. 628 00:40:58,054 --> 00:40:59,389 What the fuck have you done to him? 629 00:40:59,422 --> 00:41:01,691 Nothing. Only tried to help him. 630 00:41:01,725 --> 00:41:03,025 He's got retrograde amnesia. 631 00:41:03,060 --> 00:41:04,293 Now, we knew from his eyeglasses 632 00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:05,360 that he was intelligence. 633 00:41:05,395 --> 00:41:06,630 We just didn't know whose. 634 00:41:07,730 --> 00:41:09,332 How did he get here? 635 00:41:10,601 --> 00:41:11,635 (alarm blaring) 636 00:41:11,668 --> 00:41:13,737 GINGER : What the hell? 637 00:41:13,770 --> 00:41:16,072 Tequila, I'm getting a crazy spike... 638 00:41:16,105 --> 00:41:18,741 of extreme low frequency waves 11 miles from here. 639 00:41:18,775 --> 00:41:20,711 I'm gonna need you to escort me there immediately. 640 00:41:48,737 --> 00:41:50,239 I need your alpha gel. 641 00:41:51,942 --> 00:41:53,777 TEQUILA: I'll go check the church. 642 00:42:06,290 --> 00:42:08,257 (hissing) 643 00:42:08,290 --> 00:42:10,460 GINGER : We developed our alpha gel technology 644 00:42:10,493 --> 00:42:11,694 for our own agents... 645 00:42:11,728 --> 00:42:13,496 in the event of a head shot. 646 00:42:13,529 --> 00:42:14,965 The gel protects the brain. 647 00:42:14,998 --> 00:42:17,601 Then, in the lab, we use nanites... 648 00:42:17,634 --> 00:42:20,337 micro-bots, to repair tissue damage. 649 00:42:26,877 --> 00:42:28,478 There are side effects. 650 00:42:28,511 --> 00:42:29,712 Partial amnesia... 651 00:42:29,746 --> 00:42:31,748 regression to the younger self. 652 00:42:31,781 --> 00:42:35,752 With no idea who he was, there was nothing we could do. 653 00:42:36,686 --> 00:42:39,154 But now you guys are here... 654 00:42:39,188 --> 00:42:41,190 there's a good chance we can bring him back. 655 00:43:09,453 --> 00:43:10,587 POPPY : You're late. 656 00:43:10,621 --> 00:43:12,255 Why are you still wearing that? 657 00:43:12,288 --> 00:43:15,891 Until you get rid of the perimeter landmines... 658 00:43:15,926 --> 00:43:18,328 I'll keep wearing the suit, thank you very much. 659 00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:19,463 POPPY : Scaredy-cat. 660 00:43:19,496 --> 00:43:20,797 Shut up and sit down. 661 00:43:20,830 --> 00:43:22,165 Let's go! (beeps) 662 00:43:25,034 --> 00:43:27,404 CHARLIE Crocodile Rock, please. 663 00:43:29,272 --> 00:43:31,141 Fuck you! 664 00:43:31,174 --> 00:43:33,042 (electricity crackling) (groaning) 665 00:43:33,076 --> 00:43:36,780 Hey, hey, Elton, language. 666 00:43:36,813 --> 00:43:40,050 Okay, as fabulous as your catalogue is... 667 00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:42,619 I think I want to hear some Gershwin. 668 00:43:42,652 --> 00:43:43,720 (sighs) 669 00:43:43,753 --> 00:43:44,888 (playing piano) 670 00:43:44,920 --> 00:43:46,056 I still can't believe... 671 00:43:46,089 --> 00:43:48,592 you got away with kidnapping Elton John. 672 00:43:48,625 --> 00:43:51,460 I know! But with Valentine abducting those celebrities... 673 00:43:51,493 --> 00:43:54,397 it seemed silly not to take advantage of the confusion. 674 00:43:55,998 --> 00:43:58,401 Shit. Has Elton got the blue rash? 675 00:44:01,638 --> 00:44:02,672 Lights. 676 00:44:02,706 --> 00:44:04,208 (piano playing stops) 677 00:44:04,641 --> 00:44:06,576 Hey, Elton. 678 00:44:06,609 --> 00:44:08,610 Have you been a bad boy again? 679 00:44:08,643 --> 00:44:09,679 Mmm-mmm. 680 00:44:09,712 --> 00:44:12,181 You're lying. Look at your hands. 681 00:44:15,784 --> 00:44:17,052 What is it? 682 00:44:17,085 --> 00:44:20,022 It's proof that my plan is gonna work. 683 00:44:20,056 --> 00:44:24,293 It's also the first sign of a slow and horrible death. 684 00:44:24,326 --> 00:44:25,927 (gasps) 685 00:44:25,962 --> 00:44:28,232 Don't worry, I can fix it. 686 00:44:28,264 --> 00:44:29,900 Tell me who you partied with. 687 00:44:31,634 --> 00:44:33,103 (sighs) 688 00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:35,239 It was Angel. 689 00:44:35,871 --> 00:44:39,841 Huh, not very angelic. 690 00:44:39,875 --> 00:44:41,511 Gonna have to clip his wings. 691 00:44:42,744 --> 00:44:44,114 (sighs) 692 00:45:18,114 --> 00:45:20,049 Close the door behind you. 693 00:45:28,424 --> 00:45:30,926 MAN : At what point are you going to start behaving 694 00:45:30,960 --> 00:45:32,828 like a Statesman, Tequila? 695 00:45:32,862 --> 00:45:35,398 You wanna go back to being a rodeo clown? 696 00:45:35,431 --> 00:45:37,366 No, sir. I apologize, sir. 697 00:45:39,603 --> 00:45:41,438 I'm Champagne. 698 00:45:41,471 --> 00:45:43,940 But anyone who knows what's good for him... 699 00:45:45,442 --> 00:45:46,976 calls me Champ. 700 00:45:47,777 --> 00:45:49,378 Sorry for your troubles. 701 00:45:50,145 --> 00:45:51,980 As your American cousins... 702 00:45:52,014 --> 00:45:57,221 I'm placing all of Statesman's considerably larger resources at your disposal. 703 00:45:59,822 --> 00:46:02,491 Can you imagine us in the clothing business? 704 00:46:02,525 --> 00:46:03,527 (chuckles) 705 00:46:05,962 --> 00:46:08,164 Now, how can I help you? 706 00:46:08,197 --> 00:46:10,100 EGGSY First of all, I've got to thank you 707 00:46:10,132 --> 00:46:11,701 for saving Agent Galahad. 708 00:46:11,734 --> 00:46:12,902 Wait. 709 00:46:12,935 --> 00:46:14,803 You said that you were Galahad. 710 00:46:14,837 --> 00:46:17,139 Oh, no, he's talking about the butterfly guy. 711 00:46:17,174 --> 00:46:18,842 That used to be his handle. Oh. 712 00:46:18,875 --> 00:46:20,009 EGGSY Galahad always said, 713 00:46:20,043 --> 00:46:21,244 "You've got to look at the bigger picture... 714 00:46:21,277 --> 00:46:23,311 "ask 'why' as well as 'who'." 715 00:46:23,346 --> 00:46:25,348 So if someone wanted to take out Kingsman... 716 00:46:25,382 --> 00:46:27,550 then they've got to be planning something major. 717 00:46:27,583 --> 00:46:28,850 So what do you know? 718 00:46:28,884 --> 00:46:30,252 They're a drug cartel, we think. 719 00:46:30,286 --> 00:46:32,656 The name Golden Circle keeps coming up. 720 00:46:32,688 --> 00:46:35,123 Mmm. We'll look into them. What else? 721 00:46:35,157 --> 00:46:37,726 One of our former trainees is working with them. 722 00:46:37,761 --> 00:46:40,362 Charlie Hesketh. Total prick. 723 00:46:40,395 --> 00:46:42,665 You got any promising leads on him? 724 00:46:42,699 --> 00:46:43,833 His ex-girlfriend. 725 00:46:43,866 --> 00:46:46,835 I've been tracking her through social media. 726 00:46:46,868 --> 00:46:50,239 We believe she's still in contact with him. 727 00:46:50,272 --> 00:46:54,010 And she's going to Glastonbury Music Festival. 728 00:46:55,244 --> 00:46:57,112 Oh, good. 729 00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:59,482 Agent Tequila, break out your dancing shoes. 730 00:46:59,516 --> 00:47:00,750 You have a new mission. 731 00:47:00,784 --> 00:47:02,085 Yes, sir. 732 00:47:02,853 --> 00:47:04,054 CHAMP : Hold up. 733 00:47:06,456 --> 00:47:07,423 You feeling okay? 734 00:47:07,456 --> 00:47:10,460 I'm a little tired, but fine, thanks. 735 00:47:10,493 --> 00:47:11,627 Galahad, you ready? 736 00:47:11,661 --> 00:47:12,762 CHAMP : Your face... 737 00:47:12,795 --> 00:47:14,164 You got... 738 00:47:16,900 --> 00:47:18,935 What the fuck? 739 00:47:18,967 --> 00:47:20,603 CHAMP : Oh, shit. 740 00:47:21,804 --> 00:47:23,004 Head to the sick bay. 741 00:47:23,038 --> 00:47:25,542 Have Ginger check you out. 742 00:47:25,574 --> 00:47:28,477 (whistles) Hey, give him your glasses. 743 00:47:32,748 --> 00:47:35,118 You're in luck, kid. Put 'em on. 744 00:47:36,185 --> 00:47:38,019 You get our finest senior agent 745 00:47:38,054 --> 00:47:39,989 to join you instead. 746 00:47:40,022 --> 00:47:42,591 Right now, he's in our New York office. 747 00:47:42,625 --> 00:47:45,228 Galahad, meet Agent Whiskey. 748 00:47:47,730 --> 00:47:49,165 WHISKEY : Kid... 749 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:52,769 looks like we're hookin' up with a chick at a rock concert. 750 00:47:52,802 --> 00:47:54,871 My favorite kind of mission. 751 00:47:54,904 --> 00:47:57,340 I'm sending my jet to pick you up. 752 00:48:08,351 --> 00:48:11,355 GINGER : We've dealt with this kind of amnesia before. 753 00:48:11,388 --> 00:48:15,025 Harry's like a computer that needs to be rebooted. 754 00:48:16,326 --> 00:48:20,130 We need to recreate a shock or trauma from his past... 755 00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:21,531 to trigger his memory. 756 00:48:23,065 --> 00:48:24,400 MERLIN I hope you're right. 757 00:48:28,837 --> 00:48:30,206 (gasps) 758 00:48:34,009 --> 00:48:35,378 Uh, excuse me. 759 00:48:35,411 --> 00:48:38,114 There seems to be some sort of a problem here. 760 00:48:38,147 --> 00:48:40,784 Help! Somebody! 761 00:48:40,817 --> 00:48:44,121 What the hell is going on? Help me! 762 00:48:46,956 --> 00:48:48,191 Help! 763 00:48:49,891 --> 00:48:51,027 Oh, God! 764 00:48:51,060 --> 00:48:53,330 Stop! Fuck! 765 00:49:14,551 --> 00:49:15,652 Get him out now. 766 00:49:15,685 --> 00:49:17,621 No, no, wait. His instincts are gonna kick in. 767 00:49:21,156 --> 00:49:22,758 (muffled yelling) 768 00:49:29,833 --> 00:49:31,435 No. I'm sorry to do this. 769 00:49:41,511 --> 00:49:43,313 (coughing) 770 00:49:46,549 --> 00:49:47,784 (gasping) 771 00:49:52,388 --> 00:49:54,623 Are you okay? What happened? 772 00:49:54,656 --> 00:49:57,225 Harry, you've forgotten who you are. 773 00:49:57,259 --> 00:50:00,662 We thought this might jog your memory. 774 00:50:00,697 --> 00:50:03,766 Look, when you were young, you had a choice. 775 00:50:03,799 --> 00:50:06,535 To either be a lepidopterist or to join the army. 776 00:50:06,569 --> 00:50:09,371 You chose the army. That led to Kingsman. 777 00:50:09,404 --> 00:50:12,374 You became a Kingsman agent. 778 00:50:12,409 --> 00:50:13,843 I doubt whether I'd work for anyone 779 00:50:13,877 --> 00:50:14,878 who drowns their employees. 780 00:50:15,944 --> 00:50:17,246 I want to go home. 781 00:50:17,279 --> 00:50:18,881 I want my butterfly collection. 782 00:50:20,183 --> 00:50:21,717 I want to see Mother. 783 00:50:23,252 --> 00:50:25,388 GINGER : There's nothing more we can do. 784 00:50:26,788 --> 00:50:28,357 It's time to let him go. 785 00:50:38,067 --> 00:50:39,536 EGGSY Babe, I wish I could stay longer, 786 00:50:39,569 --> 00:50:41,204 but I've got to go on with this mission. 787 00:50:41,237 --> 00:50:44,340 Wait, wait, wait. 788 00:50:44,373 --> 00:50:46,877 Before you go, I wanna show you something. 789 00:50:49,145 --> 00:50:50,213 EGGSY Aw! 790 00:50:50,246 --> 00:50:52,782 I know he could never replace JB... 791 00:50:52,815 --> 00:50:54,217 but... 792 00:50:56,185 --> 00:50:58,353 Oh, my days. 793 00:50:58,388 --> 00:51:00,623 I hoped he might make you happy. 794 00:51:02,491 --> 00:51:03,560 (chuckles) 795 00:51:03,592 --> 00:51:06,228 And give you another reason to come back home soon. 796 00:51:06,962 --> 00:51:08,296 I love him. 797 00:51:08,331 --> 00:51:10,433 But I don't need another reason to come home. 798 00:51:13,103 --> 00:51:14,371 (horn blaring) 799 00:51:17,373 --> 00:51:21,244 I apologize. Just waiting for my friend. 800 00:51:21,277 --> 00:51:23,179 I'll be back as soon as I can, I promise. 801 00:51:24,913 --> 00:51:27,015 Got to go save the world? Yep. 802 00:51:27,049 --> 00:51:28,851 Well, if you save the world... 803 00:51:30,052 --> 00:51:31,821 you know what that means. 804 00:51:31,855 --> 00:51:33,490 Yeah, all right. 805 00:51:36,759 --> 00:51:37,761 Bye, buddy. 806 00:51:44,165 --> 00:51:45,701 Got the passes from my contact. 807 00:51:46,569 --> 00:51:48,538 You're gonna love Glastonbury. 808 00:51:49,471 --> 00:51:51,473 Well, that's the easy part, kid. 809 00:51:51,507 --> 00:51:53,610 Take a look in the glove box. 810 00:51:57,980 --> 00:51:59,348 EGGSY Fucking hell, bruv. 811 00:51:59,382 --> 00:52:01,817 Thought everything was supposed to be bigger in America. 812 00:52:01,851 --> 00:52:04,253 Is this why you overcompensate with these massive cars? 813 00:52:04,286 --> 00:52:06,054 Goes on your finger. 814 00:52:06,089 --> 00:52:07,456 The surveillance tracker is in the tip. 815 00:52:07,489 --> 00:52:10,859 Apply light pressure for three seconds to release it. 816 00:52:10,893 --> 00:52:11,960 (crowd cheering) 817 00:52:11,994 --> 00:52:13,230 (rock music playing) 818 00:52:16,732 --> 00:52:19,301 EGGSY Okay, so according to her Instagram feed... 819 00:52:19,335 --> 00:52:22,304 Charlie's ex-girlfriend is up ahead at the VIP bar. 820 00:52:22,337 --> 00:52:24,172 Which one of us is gonna plant the tracker? 821 00:52:24,206 --> 00:52:25,542 Bands, boys. 822 00:52:26,275 --> 00:52:28,311 Yeah, that's fine. 823 00:52:28,344 --> 00:52:31,047 WHISKEY : I say we both make an approach... 824 00:52:31,080 --> 00:52:32,982 whoever gets on best, goes for it. 825 00:52:33,016 --> 00:52:34,617 Well, it doesn't have to be a competition, bruv. 826 00:52:34,650 --> 00:52:36,019 Why don't we just go up to her... 827 00:52:36,052 --> 00:52:37,320 shake her hand, pat her on the back, 828 00:52:37,353 --> 00:52:39,489 whatever, you know. Job done. 829 00:52:39,522 --> 00:52:42,692 The hand is not a mucous membrane, Eggsy. 830 00:52:42,726 --> 00:52:44,660 Neither is the back. 831 00:52:44,692 --> 00:52:46,494 They teach you anything at Kingsman? 832 00:52:46,529 --> 00:52:47,964 What are you talking about? 833 00:52:47,996 --> 00:52:50,699 Our trackers are designed to enter the bloodstream. 834 00:52:50,732 --> 00:52:54,069 They circulate harmlessly, providing full audio and GPS. 835 00:52:54,103 --> 00:52:55,271 EGGSY Mucus membrane. 836 00:52:55,304 --> 00:52:56,973 That's like up the nose, isn't it? 837 00:52:57,005 --> 00:52:58,942 What the fuck am I gonna do? Stick my finger... 838 00:53:02,811 --> 00:53:05,014 It's not just inside the nose, is it? 839 00:53:05,047 --> 00:53:08,051 No, Eggsy, it ain't. Fuck. 840 00:53:08,083 --> 00:53:09,918 All right, I'll take the first crack. 841 00:53:09,951 --> 00:53:11,654 Watch and learn, buddy. 842 00:53:11,686 --> 00:53:12,889 (scoffs) 843 00:53:14,322 --> 00:53:15,725 Good luck. 844 00:53:21,531 --> 00:53:23,431 Here you go, ma'am. Thank you. 845 00:53:23,464 --> 00:53:24,600 Miss, I beg your pardon. 846 00:53:24,634 --> 00:53:26,902 Now, I don't wanna pester you... 847 00:53:26,935 --> 00:53:28,804 but I just have to know, what time are you playing? 848 00:53:29,971 --> 00:53:31,607 I'm not in a band. 849 00:53:31,641 --> 00:53:33,108 Oh, God. Who did you think I was? 850 00:53:33,141 --> 00:53:34,542 Please don't say someone ghastly. 851 00:53:34,576 --> 00:53:37,246 God damn it, now I feel like a fool. 852 00:53:37,279 --> 00:53:41,650 I just assumed that a woman with your charisma... 853 00:53:41,683 --> 00:53:43,819 well, she just had to be somebody. 854 00:53:43,853 --> 00:53:44,988 Right. 855 00:53:45,654 --> 00:53:46,589 Thank you. 856 00:53:46,621 --> 00:53:48,123 No, it's okay. I know you didn't mean 857 00:53:48,156 --> 00:53:49,424 to make me feel like a dumbass. 858 00:53:49,458 --> 00:53:50,692 So I'll let you make it up to me 859 00:53:50,726 --> 00:53:52,561 by letting me buy you a drink. 860 00:53:53,228 --> 00:53:54,563 Follow my finger. 861 00:53:59,067 --> 00:54:01,102 (chuckles) What are we doing? 862 00:54:01,136 --> 00:54:03,171 Swiping to the left. 863 00:54:03,205 --> 00:54:05,308 What, you don't do Tinder in America? 864 00:54:05,340 --> 00:54:06,676 Tinder what? 865 00:54:06,708 --> 00:54:09,712 Do you know, I think it's probably a generational thing. 866 00:54:09,744 --> 00:54:12,715 It translates as "Go away, old man." 867 00:54:16,118 --> 00:54:17,353 Be good, be cool. 868 00:54:17,786 --> 00:54:18,855 Bye. 869 00:54:20,288 --> 00:54:22,124 Thank you for that. 870 00:54:22,157 --> 00:54:24,293 I'm Clara. River. 871 00:54:24,326 --> 00:54:27,295 Bloody hell, is that the time? 872 00:54:27,328 --> 00:54:28,430 You know what, I'm so jetlagged 873 00:54:28,464 --> 00:54:30,398 I don't know if I'm coming or going. 874 00:54:30,433 --> 00:54:32,001 Where've you been? Anywhere nice? 875 00:54:32,034 --> 00:54:35,304 South America. Been spending a bit of time out there. 876 00:54:35,337 --> 00:54:36,572 Training with the shaman, 877 00:54:36,605 --> 00:54:38,841 and trying to really connect with my spirit animal. 878 00:54:38,875 --> 00:54:41,010 Yeah. I'm a crow. 879 00:54:41,043 --> 00:54:42,746 And, hang on, let me guess... 880 00:54:42,779 --> 00:54:44,380 No. Jaguar. 881 00:54:44,413 --> 00:54:46,516 What? No! Oh, my God! 882 00:54:46,549 --> 00:54:48,618 Yes? How did you even know that? 883 00:54:48,650 --> 00:54:51,319 Look, it totally is. Check it out. 884 00:54:51,353 --> 00:54:53,955 Oh. Ino Moxo. Black jaguar. Very nice. 885 00:54:53,989 --> 00:54:57,159 You know what? I wanna buy you a drink. 886 00:54:59,462 --> 00:55:01,464 (indistinct chatter) 887 00:55:05,868 --> 00:55:07,804 MERLIN Eggsy sent this from Glastonbury. 888 00:55:09,837 --> 00:55:13,409 And #bluerash is trending on Twitter. 889 00:55:13,442 --> 00:55:15,744 Have you found any correlation between these cases? 890 00:55:15,777 --> 00:55:17,879 Only recreational drug use. 891 00:55:17,913 --> 00:55:18,947 Ah. 892 00:55:20,250 --> 00:55:22,185 I know. Not very Statesman-like. 893 00:55:22,918 --> 00:55:24,619 Tequila here... 894 00:55:24,654 --> 00:55:27,856 he is our resident bad boy. 895 00:55:27,889 --> 00:55:29,357 You don't think this could be related 896 00:55:29,391 --> 00:55:31,560 to The Golden Circle, do you? 897 00:55:31,594 --> 00:55:35,496 A drug cartel poisoning its customers? 898 00:55:35,531 --> 00:55:36,833 Doesn't make sense. 899 00:55:37,165 --> 00:55:38,534 Mmm. 900 00:55:43,772 --> 00:55:45,909 CHARLIE Poppy, would you pass the sugar, please? 901 00:55:46,442 --> 00:55:48,110 POPPY : Okay. 902 00:55:48,143 --> 00:55:51,848 But it's really bad for you. 903 00:55:51,880 --> 00:55:54,917 Eight times more addictive than cocaine. 904 00:55:54,951 --> 00:55:57,587 Five times more likely to cause death. 905 00:55:57,619 --> 00:55:59,255 But it's legal... 906 00:55:59,288 --> 00:56:01,590 so, you go ahead. Knock yourself out. 907 00:56:02,891 --> 00:56:06,027 Don't get me started on tobacco and alcohol. 908 00:56:06,061 --> 00:56:08,464 Peddle that stuff and you're in Fortune 500. 909 00:56:08,496 --> 00:56:10,132 But me? No! 910 00:56:10,165 --> 00:56:11,567 I'm out here hiding 911 00:56:11,601 --> 00:56:14,270 in the middle of nowhere. Homesick. 912 00:56:14,302 --> 00:56:15,670 Because I sell drugs. 913 00:56:15,703 --> 00:56:19,207 Oh, Pops. You're doing this because you're homesick? 914 00:56:19,241 --> 00:56:20,943 POPPY : Yes. 915 00:56:20,976 --> 00:56:23,245 I want freedom. 916 00:56:23,279 --> 00:56:25,181 I want fame. 917 00:56:25,214 --> 00:56:28,583 Our profits were 250 billion dollars last year. 918 00:56:28,618 --> 00:56:30,085 I am the most successful businesswoman 919 00:56:30,118 --> 00:56:32,254 in the world, but nobody knows who I am. 920 00:56:32,288 --> 00:56:33,423 Pops, Pops. 921 00:56:33,456 --> 00:56:35,391 It's not long now, eh? 922 00:56:35,424 --> 00:56:37,359 You're right, thank you. 923 00:56:37,391 --> 00:56:38,761 ANGEL : Sorry to interrupt you. 924 00:56:38,793 --> 00:56:41,429 You wanted to see me, Madam Poppy? 925 00:56:41,462 --> 00:56:44,499 Yes, Angel. In The Golden Circle... 926 00:56:44,532 --> 00:56:46,701 we do not sample the merchandise... 927 00:56:46,735 --> 00:56:49,739 and we do not break the rules. 928 00:56:49,772 --> 00:56:52,507 Which is why I have invested in robots... 929 00:56:52,542 --> 00:56:54,877 because they are so much more reliable 930 00:56:54,909 --> 00:56:57,212 and trustworthy than human beings. 931 00:56:58,147 --> 00:56:59,516 (whistles) 932 00:57:02,851 --> 00:57:04,186 (panting) 933 00:57:05,453 --> 00:57:06,656 Oh! 934 00:57:10,860 --> 00:57:12,562 (yelling) 935 00:57:14,063 --> 00:57:15,565 (screaming) 936 00:57:27,076 --> 00:57:28,811 Oh! Oh, no. Whoa! Whoa! 937 00:57:38,353 --> 00:57:40,022 (sighs) 938 00:57:40,623 --> 00:57:42,090 (crowd cheering) 939 00:57:42,125 --> 00:57:43,326 (rock music playing) 940 00:57:45,793 --> 00:57:48,163 CLARA Sorry we never found your friends. 941 00:57:48,197 --> 00:57:50,399 Well, we all go on our separate journeys... 942 00:57:50,433 --> 00:57:52,068 but, ultimately, we'll all arrive 943 00:57:52,101 --> 00:57:53,669 at the same destination. 944 00:57:53,701 --> 00:57:56,737 Shall we check my tent? See if they're there? 945 00:57:56,772 --> 00:57:59,042 Uh... Yeah. Oh, come on. 946 00:58:04,112 --> 00:58:05,614 Wow. 947 00:58:05,647 --> 00:58:07,282 This is amazing. 948 00:58:08,918 --> 00:58:10,352 Come on. 949 00:58:10,386 --> 00:58:13,422 Uh, you know what, I'm busting for a pee actually. (chuckles) 950 00:58:13,455 --> 00:58:15,157 You could do it on me if you want. 951 00:58:15,958 --> 00:58:17,060 Uh... 952 00:58:17,726 --> 00:58:19,061 Maybe in a bit. 953 00:58:19,795 --> 00:58:21,462 Give me a sec, yeah? 954 00:58:21,496 --> 00:58:24,000 Okay, but hurry up, River. 955 00:58:24,032 --> 00:58:27,002 Been waiting all night for you to at least kiss me. 956 00:58:28,237 --> 00:58:29,639 (chuckles) 957 00:58:30,239 --> 00:58:32,108 (cell phone ringing) 958 00:58:33,942 --> 00:58:34,844 Hey! 959 00:58:34,877 --> 00:58:37,846 EGGSY Hi, babe. Uh, bit of a nightmare. 960 00:58:37,880 --> 00:58:39,215 I've got to sleep with a target... 961 00:58:39,248 --> 00:58:41,950 but I won't do it, unless you agree that it's all right. 962 00:58:41,984 --> 00:58:44,520 You've got to be fucking kidding. 963 00:58:44,552 --> 00:58:46,355 What was I, target practice? 964 00:58:46,388 --> 00:58:48,891 Babe, surely it's better that I'm honest with you... 965 00:58:48,924 --> 00:58:50,625 rather than me doing it and not telling you. 966 00:58:50,659 --> 00:58:53,494 Kind of got a bit of a "save the world" situation here. 967 00:58:53,529 --> 00:58:55,398 How the fuck is screwing someone 968 00:58:55,431 --> 00:58:57,032 gonna save the world? 969 00:58:57,065 --> 00:58:58,967 Well, it's a bit complicated... 970 00:58:59,000 --> 00:59:01,937 but trust me, I would not be doing it if I didn't have to. 971 00:59:05,074 --> 00:59:07,509 Babe, please believe me. I love you. 972 00:59:07,543 --> 00:59:08,744 You are the person I wanna spend 973 00:59:08,777 --> 00:59:10,045 the rest of my life with. 974 00:59:12,114 --> 00:59:13,348 Is that a proposal? 975 00:59:15,417 --> 00:59:16,585 Um... 976 00:59:16,618 --> 00:59:18,453 Because I think I'd give you my permission. 977 00:59:18,487 --> 00:59:22,291 Having that security, knowing that we were committed... 978 00:59:22,324 --> 00:59:25,293 In that context, yeah. Yeah, I'd feel different. 979 00:59:26,362 --> 00:59:28,331 Right. Well, I mean... 980 00:59:28,364 --> 00:59:29,498 I want to be with you, 981 00:59:29,531 --> 00:59:31,132 but being a public figure, babe... 982 00:59:31,167 --> 00:59:32,402 like a prince... 983 00:59:33,402 --> 00:59:34,570 It's a bit of a factor, you know, 984 00:59:34,603 --> 00:59:35,905 what with my job and stuff. 985 00:59:37,538 --> 00:59:39,708 Oh, no, no, no, come on. Okay. 986 00:59:39,741 --> 00:59:41,776 Uh, look, we need to talk about this properly. 987 00:59:41,810 --> 00:59:43,912 Just give me five minutes, okay? 988 00:59:44,813 --> 00:59:47,516 Don't put yourself down, Eggsy. 989 00:59:47,549 --> 00:59:49,785 I'm sure you can last longer than that. 990 00:59:55,590 --> 00:59:57,060 (sighs) 991 01:00:04,766 --> 01:00:06,201 (flushes) 992 01:00:16,011 --> 01:00:18,681 What's the matter? Nothing. 993 01:00:18,714 --> 01:00:20,114 I just feel that our spirit animals 994 01:00:20,148 --> 01:00:21,817 need more time to get in sync... 995 01:00:21,851 --> 01:00:25,220 and find a harmonious bond on the spiritual plane. 996 01:00:25,252 --> 01:00:26,455 Totally. 997 01:00:26,487 --> 01:00:27,855 Yeah? 998 01:00:27,889 --> 01:00:30,393 Or we could just... 999 01:00:31,659 --> 01:00:32,962 fuck? 1000 01:00:38,734 --> 01:00:40,036 Clara, I don't think I can. 1001 01:00:49,844 --> 01:00:51,779 But you know what? 1002 01:00:51,813 --> 01:00:54,282 My crow is looking for a place to nest. 1003 01:01:38,127 --> 01:01:39,460 MERLIN Good work, Eggsy! 1004 01:01:39,494 --> 01:01:40,862 Tracker fully functional. 1005 01:01:40,895 --> 01:01:43,031 (Clara moaning on speakers) 1006 01:01:43,065 --> 01:01:45,935 Don't worry, I've been through this with Whiskey before. 1007 01:01:46,935 --> 01:01:48,336 Nice to be working with an agent 1008 01:01:48,371 --> 01:01:50,105 who knows what he's doing. 1009 01:01:50,138 --> 01:01:51,038 (sighs) 1010 01:01:51,072 --> 01:01:54,710 CLARA Wow, Mr. Crow. My turn. 1011 01:01:54,743 --> 01:01:56,611 EGGSY I'm sorry. I can't. 1012 01:01:56,645 --> 01:01:57,913 I'm in a relationship. 1013 01:01:57,947 --> 01:02:00,316 That's adorable. Listen, so am I. 1014 01:02:00,348 --> 01:02:04,085 What happens at Glasto, stays in Glasto. 1015 01:02:04,685 --> 01:02:05,921 I can't. 1016 01:02:06,388 --> 01:02:07,456 Bye, Clara. 1017 01:02:11,793 --> 01:02:12,895 (line ringing) 1018 01:02:12,927 --> 01:02:14,128 (voicemail) This is Princess T, 1019 01:02:14,163 --> 01:02:15,464 please leave a message. 1020 01:02:17,699 --> 01:02:19,000 MAN (on phone): Motor Manor Hotel... 1021 01:02:19,034 --> 01:02:21,235 Yeah, can you put me through to Princess Tilde, please. 1022 01:02:21,270 --> 01:02:23,972 Oh, actually, sir, I'm just looking at my computer... 1023 01:02:24,005 --> 01:02:25,540 and I'm afraid that the princess 1024 01:02:25,574 --> 01:02:26,742 is already checked out. 1025 01:02:26,775 --> 01:02:27,977 EGGSY Thank you. 1026 01:02:30,612 --> 01:02:31,614 Fuck! 1027 01:02:58,773 --> 01:02:59,976 Harry. 1028 01:03:02,043 --> 01:03:04,312 What's going on? I was just packing. 1029 01:03:04,346 --> 01:03:05,546 Look at these lovely toiletries 1030 01:03:05,581 --> 01:03:07,849 Merlin very kindly gave me as a leaving present. 1031 01:03:07,882 --> 01:03:09,118 Here, try this aftershave. 1032 01:03:10,284 --> 01:03:11,987 Yeah, I know, Harry. I'm wearing it. 1033 01:03:14,889 --> 01:03:16,259 Listen, you can't just give up. 1034 01:03:17,458 --> 01:03:18,627 Give up? 1035 01:03:18,661 --> 01:03:21,764 No, on the contrary. I'm about to achieve my dream. 1036 01:03:21,797 --> 01:03:23,031 Researching rare butterflies 1037 01:03:23,065 --> 01:03:25,501 alongside some of the finest minds in entomology. 1038 01:03:35,210 --> 01:03:38,848 You know, you may as well have me stuck up on this wall. 1039 01:03:38,880 --> 01:03:42,484 'Cause you're never gonna find a butterfly more interesting than me. 1040 01:03:42,518 --> 01:03:43,618 Sorry? 1041 01:03:43,652 --> 01:03:48,123 When you and I first met, I was just, like, a maggot. 1042 01:03:48,156 --> 01:03:49,525 Maggots turn into flies. 1043 01:03:49,558 --> 01:03:51,126 Perhaps you mean larva. 1044 01:03:51,159 --> 01:03:53,094 Larva, yeah, okay. Whatever. The point is... 1045 01:03:53,127 --> 01:03:55,196 everyone wanted to squash me. 1046 01:03:56,431 --> 01:03:57,799 But not you. 1047 01:03:57,833 --> 01:04:00,903 You helped me to become a caterpillar. 1048 01:04:00,935 --> 01:04:02,537 And now I've got wings. 1049 01:04:03,505 --> 01:04:05,540 I'm flying higher than I ever dreamed. 1050 01:04:05,574 --> 01:04:07,376 And that is all thanks to you. 1051 01:04:07,409 --> 01:04:09,444 I hate to seem rude, but I need to finish packing 1052 01:04:09,478 --> 01:04:10,646 and get some sleep. 1053 01:04:10,679 --> 01:04:12,080 Harry, you can't just walk away. 1054 01:04:12,114 --> 01:04:13,682 Kingsman needs you. 1055 01:04:13,715 --> 01:04:16,018 The whole world needs you. 1056 01:04:18,819 --> 01:04:20,388 I need you. 1057 01:04:21,257 --> 01:04:23,492 Eggy, whoever the Harry was 1058 01:04:23,525 --> 01:04:26,028 that you knew, he's gone, I'm afraid. 1059 01:04:26,393 --> 01:04:27,462 Goodbye. 1060 01:05:03,799 --> 01:05:06,569 (country music playing on speakers) 1061 01:05:06,601 --> 01:05:07,902 That's not a martini. 1062 01:05:07,935 --> 01:05:09,871 It is in Kentucky. 1063 01:05:09,904 --> 01:05:11,107 Fair enough. 1064 01:05:19,413 --> 01:05:20,850 HARRY : Here's to you, Eggsy. 1065 01:05:20,882 --> 01:05:23,252 You're exactly what Kingsman needs. 1066 01:05:32,395 --> 01:05:33,896 (line ringing) 1067 01:05:33,929 --> 01:05:35,163 (voicemail) This is Princess T. 1068 01:05:35,197 --> 01:05:36,632 Please leave a message. 1069 01:05:40,201 --> 01:05:41,970 Can I have another martini, please? 1070 01:05:42,003 --> 01:05:43,406 Sure. 1071 01:05:44,406 --> 01:05:45,474 Thanks. 1072 01:05:51,714 --> 01:05:53,482 (cell phone chimes) 1073 01:05:59,487 --> 01:06:00,589 (scoffs) Give up. 1074 01:06:09,565 --> 01:06:10,699 (chuckles) 1075 01:06:35,523 --> 01:06:36,991 You know what? 1076 01:06:37,025 --> 01:06:39,328 That was the best martini I've ever had. 1077 01:06:40,462 --> 01:06:41,830 Keep the change. 1078 01:06:41,862 --> 01:06:43,131 Thanks. 1079 01:06:46,768 --> 01:06:47,802 (whimpers) 1080 01:06:57,645 --> 01:06:58,913 EGGSY It's all right. Don't panic. 1081 01:06:58,947 --> 01:07:01,684 Just thought I'd bring you a little leaving present. 1082 01:07:07,255 --> 01:07:08,656 What do you think? He's lovely, isn't he? 1083 01:07:08,690 --> 01:07:09,858 (chuckles) 1084 01:07:09,891 --> 01:07:11,426 Would you like to hold him? 1085 01:07:14,496 --> 01:07:15,664 Hello. 1086 01:07:24,572 --> 01:07:26,808 Do you think I should shoot him? 1087 01:07:26,842 --> 01:07:29,311 Are you quite mad? What? What's the problem? 1088 01:07:29,344 --> 01:07:31,446 No! You can't! Eh? What? 1089 01:07:31,480 --> 01:07:33,682 No, you'll have to shoot me! Shoot you? 1090 01:07:33,714 --> 01:07:34,615 Well, I will shoot you. 1091 01:07:34,648 --> 01:07:36,118 No. No one's sick enough to shoot a puppy! 1092 01:07:36,150 --> 01:07:37,185 Well, what about you, Harry? 1093 01:07:37,219 --> 01:07:38,621 You were sick enough to shoot a puppy! 1094 01:07:38,654 --> 01:07:39,755 Do you remember? 1095 01:07:40,688 --> 01:07:42,457 (heavy breathing) 1096 01:07:44,493 --> 01:07:45,561 (gasps) 1097 01:08:02,277 --> 01:08:04,212 EGGSY You were sick enough to shoot a puppy! 1098 01:08:32,106 --> 01:08:34,042 It was a blank. Yes, Harry. Yes! 1099 01:08:34,075 --> 01:08:35,143 It was a fucking blank! 1100 01:08:35,176 --> 01:08:36,210 That's right. It was a blank! 1101 01:08:36,244 --> 01:08:37,513 I would never hurt Mr. Pickle! 1102 01:08:37,545 --> 01:08:39,380 Yes, Harry! He lived to a ripe old age! 1103 01:08:39,414 --> 01:08:40,883 He died of pancreatitis! 1104 01:08:47,054 --> 01:08:48,757 You're not Mr. Pickle. 1105 01:08:55,963 --> 01:08:56,965 Eggsy. 1106 01:08:58,933 --> 01:09:00,401 Hello, Harry. 1107 01:09:12,880 --> 01:09:14,415 Eggsy. 1108 01:09:19,420 --> 01:09:21,155 Valentine has to be stopped. No, I know. 1109 01:09:21,190 --> 01:09:22,389 He has a device. It's all right. 1110 01:09:22,423 --> 01:09:24,292 It's sorted. Don't worry. 1111 01:09:24,325 --> 01:09:26,328 We got a lot of catching up to do. 1112 01:09:27,094 --> 01:09:29,297 Well, well. 1113 01:09:29,330 --> 01:09:31,566 I suppose I should cancel that taxi. 1114 01:09:32,267 --> 01:09:33,702 HARRY : Yes. 1115 01:09:33,736 --> 01:09:35,004 If you don't mind... 1116 01:09:36,737 --> 01:09:37,940 Merlin. 1117 01:09:39,807 --> 01:09:41,843 Welcome back... 1118 01:09:41,877 --> 01:09:42,977 Galahad. 1119 01:09:47,715 --> 01:09:49,651 EGGSY Now that we've finished the debrief, Harry... 1120 01:09:49,683 --> 01:09:51,552 here's a couple of welcome back gifts. 1121 01:09:51,587 --> 01:09:53,222 First up... 1122 01:09:53,254 --> 01:09:55,222 a brand-new Kingsman watch. 1123 01:09:55,255 --> 01:09:56,391 Advanced software, 1124 01:09:56,424 --> 01:09:58,493 it can hack into anything with a microchip. 1125 01:09:58,526 --> 01:09:59,893 It is the bollocks. 1126 01:09:59,928 --> 01:10:01,396 And Merlin... 1127 01:10:01,429 --> 01:10:02,630 MERLIN I made you these. 1128 01:10:06,066 --> 01:10:07,368 A-ha. 1129 01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:28,089 Thank you, Merlin, Eggsy. 1130 01:10:28,123 --> 01:10:30,225 How do I look? You look... 1131 01:10:30,258 --> 01:10:34,062 Like some faggot lookin' for an eye fuckin'. 1132 01:10:35,829 --> 01:10:37,097 Now... 1133 01:10:37,132 --> 01:10:40,335 why don't you get out of our bar... 1134 01:10:40,368 --> 01:10:43,272 before I take out your other one? 1135 01:10:43,304 --> 01:10:45,173 Now, is that any way to welcome a visitor 1136 01:10:45,205 --> 01:10:47,042 from out of town, moonshine? 1137 01:10:47,075 --> 01:10:48,477 Okay. 1138 01:10:49,643 --> 01:10:52,280 Suck my southern dick... 1139 01:10:52,313 --> 01:10:54,148 bitch. 1140 01:10:54,182 --> 01:10:56,618 Oh, I don't think that'll be necessary. 1141 01:10:57,886 --> 01:10:59,420 Good day, sir. 1142 01:11:03,624 --> 01:11:05,192 Well? 1143 01:11:05,227 --> 01:11:07,062 What are you ladies waitin' for? 1144 01:11:07,629 --> 01:11:08,931 Manners... 1145 01:11:10,664 --> 01:11:11,766 maketh... 1146 01:11:14,303 --> 01:11:15,704 man. 1147 01:11:17,304 --> 01:11:18,973 Do you know what that means? 1148 01:11:21,176 --> 01:11:23,111 Then let me teach you a lesson. 1149 01:11:33,553 --> 01:11:35,455 Are we going to stand around here all day? 1150 01:11:35,490 --> 01:11:36,891 Or are we going to... (grunts) 1151 01:11:36,924 --> 01:11:38,458 (glass shatters) 1152 01:11:38,493 --> 01:11:40,462 MAN : You big... (men whooping) 1153 01:11:41,262 --> 01:11:42,964 (grunting) 1154 01:11:52,039 --> 01:11:53,141 (groans) 1155 01:11:58,545 --> 01:12:00,481 Well, pick him up. 1156 01:12:00,516 --> 01:12:03,986 Now, that is not what I call a Kentucky welcome. 1157 01:12:06,021 --> 01:12:10,157 Manners maketh man. 1158 01:12:10,191 --> 01:12:11,593 Let me translate that for you. 1159 01:12:14,062 --> 01:12:15,631 (grunting) 1160 01:12:31,411 --> 01:12:32,580 What's wrong with me, Merlin? 1161 01:12:32,614 --> 01:12:33,748 I thought you fixed me? 1162 01:12:33,781 --> 01:12:36,051 Well, we rebuilt your neural pathways. 1163 01:12:36,084 --> 01:12:38,386 But it'll take time to get your coordination back. 1164 01:12:38,419 --> 01:12:40,021 (screams and groans) 1165 01:12:45,194 --> 01:12:46,195 (whip cracks) 1166 01:12:59,173 --> 01:13:00,808 And the phantom butterflies? 1167 01:13:00,842 --> 01:13:02,576 You will experience episodes... 1168 01:13:02,610 --> 01:13:03,844 lapses of clarity. 1169 01:13:03,878 --> 01:13:05,947 You'll be back to normal soon. 1170 01:13:06,548 --> 01:13:08,684 (grunting) 1171 01:13:21,062 --> 01:13:23,065 Whoo. 1172 01:13:23,097 --> 01:13:25,600 I feel like a tornado in a trailer park. 1173 01:13:25,633 --> 01:13:30,538 CHOIR: ♫ Golden Circle proudly presents ♫ 1174 01:13:30,570 --> 01:13:33,540 Mr. President, my name is Poppy Adams. 1175 01:13:33,574 --> 01:13:36,777 I believe the UN has no teeth. 1176 01:13:36,812 --> 01:13:38,613 So I've selected you, as leader of the free world, 1177 01:13:38,646 --> 01:13:40,514 to receive this communication. 1178 01:13:40,548 --> 01:13:42,216 And I invite you to begin negotiations... 1179 01:13:42,249 --> 01:13:46,286 on the largest scale hostage situation in history. 1180 01:13:46,320 --> 01:13:47,521 A few weeks ago, 1181 01:13:47,554 --> 01:13:49,357 an engineered virus was released... 1182 01:13:49,391 --> 01:13:52,192 contained in all varieties of my product. 1183 01:13:52,227 --> 01:13:56,697 Cannabis, cocaine, heroin, opium, ecstasy... 1184 01:13:56,731 --> 01:13:58,133 ...and crystal meth. 1185 01:13:59,401 --> 01:14:02,037 Some of you are already infected. 1186 01:14:02,070 --> 01:14:04,106 And this is what you can expect 1187 01:14:04,138 --> 01:14:06,039 in the coming days. 1188 01:14:06,074 --> 01:14:09,076 After a brief incubation period... 1189 01:14:09,110 --> 01:14:11,079 victims present with stage one symptoms. 1190 01:14:11,111 --> 01:14:12,413 (snaps fingers) 1191 01:14:12,446 --> 01:14:13,648 A blue rash. 1192 01:14:14,581 --> 01:14:15,682 Next... 1193 01:14:15,715 --> 01:14:17,718 second stage symptoms appear. 1194 01:14:17,752 --> 01:14:19,521 (snaps fingers) Mania... 1195 01:14:19,553 --> 01:14:21,188 as the virus enters the brain. 1196 01:14:21,222 --> 01:14:23,558 (whispers) Very distressing to the victim 1197 01:14:23,590 --> 01:14:25,326 and those around them. 1198 01:14:26,494 --> 01:14:27,795 Stage three... (snaps fingers) 1199 01:14:29,163 --> 01:14:30,197 (gasping) Paralysis. 1200 01:14:30,231 --> 01:14:33,101 Muscles enter a state of catastrophic seizure. 1201 01:14:33,134 --> 01:14:36,003 And once the muscles of the thorax become affected... 1202 01:14:36,038 --> 01:14:38,607 breathing becomes impossible... 1203 01:14:38,639 --> 01:14:42,977 leading to a very nasty death within 12 hours. 1204 01:14:44,780 --> 01:14:49,984 But I have good news to the millions already affected. 1205 01:14:50,017 --> 01:14:51,752 It doesn't have to be this way. 1206 01:14:51,786 --> 01:14:55,057 I have an antidote. 1207 01:14:55,089 --> 01:14:56,223 (snaps fingers) 1208 01:15:09,838 --> 01:15:13,075 What have you done to me, you fucking bitch? 1209 01:15:14,976 --> 01:15:16,710 (sighs) 100% effective... 1210 01:15:16,744 --> 01:15:18,480 and ready to ship out worldwide 1211 01:15:18,512 --> 01:15:20,114 at a moment's notice. 1212 01:15:20,147 --> 01:15:22,350 Get out of my room! You have my word. 1213 01:15:22,383 --> 01:15:24,052 Get out! I will do this... 1214 01:15:24,084 --> 01:15:27,654 if the following conditions are met. 1215 01:15:27,688 --> 01:15:30,359 Get out of my fucking room! 1216 01:15:31,593 --> 01:15:34,429 First, you agree to end the war on drugs, 1217 01:15:34,463 --> 01:15:35,862 once and for all. 1218 01:15:35,896 --> 01:15:38,600 All classes of substance are legalized... 1219 01:15:38,633 --> 01:15:40,602 paving the way to a new marketplace 1220 01:15:40,634 --> 01:15:43,704 in which sales are regulated and taxed... 1221 01:15:43,737 --> 01:15:45,138 as per alcohol. 1222 01:15:45,173 --> 01:15:50,478 And second, my colleagues and I receive full legal immunity. 1223 01:15:50,511 --> 01:15:51,646 Meet my terms... 1224 01:15:51,678 --> 01:15:52,813 and I look forward to helping you 1225 01:15:52,847 --> 01:15:54,949 keep our beloved country great... 1226 01:15:54,981 --> 01:15:56,316 boosting our ailing economy, 1227 01:15:56,351 --> 01:15:59,487 and easing spending on law enforcement. 1228 01:15:59,521 --> 01:16:01,857 Or continue this blinkered, outmoded... 1229 01:16:01,889 --> 01:16:05,826 and, frankly, disastrous exercise in prohibition... 1230 01:16:05,860 --> 01:16:08,130 and live with blood on your hands. 1231 01:16:09,196 --> 01:16:11,732 Save lives. Legalize. 1232 01:16:17,271 --> 01:16:20,074 I told you that shit was no good for you. 1233 01:16:28,950 --> 01:16:30,752 REPORTER : Who is Poppy Adams? 1234 01:16:30,785 --> 01:16:32,521 After graduating Harvard Business School... 1235 01:16:32,553 --> 01:16:33,887 Adams was briefly held 1236 01:16:33,922 --> 01:16:35,790 for serious mental health issues... 1237 01:16:35,822 --> 01:16:37,859 before disappearing without a trace. 1238 01:16:37,892 --> 01:16:40,561 Intelligent, ambitious, ruthless, 1239 01:16:40,594 --> 01:16:44,097 lacks empathy, superficial charm. 1240 01:16:44,132 --> 01:16:47,735 All the elements of a great CEO. 1241 01:16:47,767 --> 01:16:50,204 Or a psychopath. 1242 01:16:50,237 --> 01:16:51,239 Following the broadcast 1243 01:16:51,272 --> 01:16:52,840 of Adams's message to the president... 1244 01:16:52,874 --> 01:16:55,043 there were scenes of chaos today... 1245 01:16:55,075 --> 01:16:57,678 at medical centers across the country and around the world. 1246 01:16:57,712 --> 01:16:59,013 DOCTOR : We have no more beds available. 1247 01:16:59,047 --> 01:17:02,116 The hospital is at full capacity. 1248 01:17:02,150 --> 01:17:03,718 The blue rash is now being renamed 1249 01:17:03,752 --> 01:17:05,018 "The Dancing Disease"... 1250 01:17:05,052 --> 01:17:08,456 as victims begin to exhibit stage two symptoms. 1251 01:17:14,295 --> 01:17:16,030 Let's prep the cryo unit. 1252 01:17:16,063 --> 01:17:17,365 MERLIN You want to freeze him? 1253 01:17:17,397 --> 01:17:18,766 GINGER : Exactly. 1254 01:17:18,799 --> 01:17:20,000 REPORTER : Victims of the virus 1255 01:17:20,035 --> 01:17:22,570 caused by contaminated recreational drugs... 1256 01:17:22,603 --> 01:17:26,540 flooded hospitals and clinics in fear for their lives. 1257 01:17:26,574 --> 01:17:28,076 (clamoring) 1258 01:17:29,643 --> 01:17:31,079 REPORTER 2: Curfews and no travel orders 1259 01:17:31,111 --> 01:17:33,080 are being considered as authorities assess 1260 01:17:33,114 --> 01:17:34,816 the scale of the disaster. 1261 01:17:35,215 --> 01:17:36,884 Close it. 1262 01:17:38,285 --> 01:17:39,786 REPORTER 2: But there has still been 1263 01:17:39,820 --> 01:17:41,822 no official response from the president... 1264 01:17:41,856 --> 01:17:44,893 who remains locked in emergency talks. 1265 01:17:46,627 --> 01:17:49,263 Prepare a presidential decree. 1266 01:17:49,297 --> 01:17:51,632 Tell intelligence and law enforcement to stand down. 1267 01:17:51,665 --> 01:17:53,767 We're gonna dance to this lady's tune. 1268 01:17:53,802 --> 01:17:54,902 FOX : Good. 1269 01:17:54,936 --> 01:17:57,071 We can make this work. 1270 01:17:57,105 --> 01:17:58,505 We spin it that it's not a matter 1271 01:17:58,539 --> 01:17:59,840 of negotiation with terrorists. 1272 01:17:59,874 --> 01:18:01,843 No, what I'm proposing... 1273 01:18:01,875 --> 01:18:04,744 is we appear to agree to her demands 1274 01:18:04,779 --> 01:18:06,181 to prevent global panic... 1275 01:18:06,213 --> 01:18:11,584 and then let the junkie scum go down in flames. Huh? 1276 01:18:11,619 --> 01:18:13,654 (laughing) 1277 01:18:13,687 --> 01:18:15,623 Huh? Yeah. 1278 01:18:15,655 --> 01:18:19,626 Take Poppy Adams and her so-called Golden Circle down with them. 1279 01:18:19,660 --> 01:18:24,331 No drug users, no drug trade. It's a win-win situation here. 1280 01:18:24,365 --> 01:18:27,734 But, sir, we're not talking about a handful of hostages. 1281 01:18:27,767 --> 01:18:29,236 We could be looking at the deaths 1282 01:18:29,270 --> 01:18:31,106 of hundreds of millions worldwide. 1283 01:18:31,138 --> 01:18:32,405 Hundreds of millions of criminals, 1284 01:18:32,440 --> 01:18:33,875 burdens to society. 1285 01:18:34,709 --> 01:18:36,211 Am I right, McCoy? 1286 01:18:36,244 --> 01:18:37,378 Absolutely, sir. 1287 01:18:37,411 --> 01:18:39,213 But, sir, that's... 1288 01:18:39,246 --> 01:18:41,883 What about people who were just experimenting? 1289 01:18:41,915 --> 01:18:43,851 Folks who self-medicate? 1290 01:18:43,884 --> 01:18:46,786 Functioning professionals? Kids? 1291 01:18:46,820 --> 01:18:48,555 Oh, spare me the crap, Fox. 1292 01:18:48,588 --> 01:18:49,990 (chuckles) The fact is, 1293 01:18:50,023 --> 01:18:53,061 this presidency has just won the war on drugs. 1294 01:18:53,093 --> 01:18:54,328 Congratulations, sir. 1295 01:18:54,896 --> 01:18:56,831 Thank you. 1296 01:18:58,799 --> 01:19:01,902 And that deserves a toast. 1297 01:19:01,937 --> 01:19:04,539 FOX : This is totally unethical, sir. 1298 01:19:04,571 --> 01:19:06,273 PRESIDENT : Fox, shut up! 1299 01:19:06,973 --> 01:19:09,110 McCoy, declare martial law. 1300 01:19:09,143 --> 01:19:11,846 We need to keep control, commandeer stadiums, 1301 01:19:11,879 --> 01:19:13,781 schools, civic centers... 1302 01:19:13,815 --> 01:19:15,215 order a press blackout. 1303 01:19:15,249 --> 01:19:17,085 And put the military on standby 1304 01:19:17,118 --> 01:19:19,154 to round these junkies up. 1305 01:19:20,088 --> 01:19:21,856 Whether they broke the law or not, 1306 01:19:21,889 --> 01:19:24,159 those victims are human beings. 1307 01:19:26,427 --> 01:19:27,429 Tequila. 1308 01:19:28,629 --> 01:19:30,165 He's a great guy. 1309 01:19:31,565 --> 01:19:33,433 And a great agent. 1310 01:19:33,467 --> 01:19:37,237 Right now, he's lying in deep freeze waitin' on our help. 1311 01:19:37,271 --> 01:19:39,673 We can't make this personal, sir. 1312 01:19:39,706 --> 01:19:40,975 Personal? 1313 01:19:41,008 --> 01:19:43,911 Agent, we can't stand by and let folks like him die. 1314 01:19:43,944 --> 01:19:46,481 These people, we're their only hope. 1315 01:19:48,249 --> 01:19:50,085 Now, we have to find that antidote. 1316 01:19:50,118 --> 01:19:52,721 Poppy's stockpiles, well, they could be anywhere. 1317 01:19:52,754 --> 01:19:54,689 HARRY : She must have some on hand. 1318 01:19:54,722 --> 01:19:56,291 Locate Poppy... 1319 01:19:57,424 --> 01:20:00,160 and obtain a sample for analysis. 1320 01:20:00,194 --> 01:20:02,062 Maybe it can be replicated. 1321 01:20:02,096 --> 01:20:03,563 GINGER : Sorry to cut in, guys. 1322 01:20:03,597 --> 01:20:05,133 But Charlie is on the phone with his girlfriend. 1323 01:20:05,165 --> 01:20:07,400 Looping you in now. 1324 01:20:07,433 --> 01:20:09,003 CLARA Don't worry. I'm on a payphone... 1325 01:20:09,035 --> 01:20:11,638 covered in a fucking blue rash. 1326 01:20:11,672 --> 01:20:12,973 Why didn't you tell me? 1327 01:20:13,007 --> 01:20:15,576 All you said was, "Don't take any drugs." 1328 01:20:15,610 --> 01:20:18,012 It was a music festival for fuck's sake. 1329 01:20:18,044 --> 01:20:22,116 Fuck. Shit. Shit! Okay. 1330 01:20:23,250 --> 01:20:25,319 Listen. You need to get to the lab in Italy. 1331 01:20:25,352 --> 01:20:26,855 Do you remember where we went skiing? 1332 01:20:26,887 --> 01:20:29,356 Yes. Yes, I remember. 1333 01:20:29,391 --> 01:20:30,725 Yeah. Meet me there 1334 01:20:30,758 --> 01:20:32,459 and I'll give you the antidote. 1335 01:20:32,493 --> 01:20:33,794 (sighs) 1336 01:20:33,828 --> 01:20:35,129 Okay. 1337 01:20:38,965 --> 01:20:40,801 All right. Jet's ready. 1338 01:20:40,834 --> 01:20:43,370 Whiskey, Galahad, get to Italy. 1339 01:20:47,340 --> 01:20:49,243 You two need to fix this code name thing. 1340 01:20:49,276 --> 01:20:50,811 And with all due respect, sir... 1341 01:20:50,844 --> 01:20:52,146 I don't think Galahad senior 1342 01:20:52,179 --> 01:20:53,714 is ready to return to fieldwork. 1343 01:20:54,816 --> 01:20:57,084 I did actually mean... Of course. 1344 01:20:57,118 --> 01:20:59,687 And with all disrespect... 1345 01:20:59,721 --> 01:21:01,489 I'm not going anywhere without him. 1346 01:21:02,757 --> 01:21:05,460 Brains, skills... 1347 01:21:06,660 --> 01:21:07,661 skipping rope? 1348 01:21:09,329 --> 01:21:10,197 (laughs) 1349 01:21:10,231 --> 01:21:12,032 It's a lasso. EGGSY Whatever. 1350 01:21:12,633 --> 01:21:13,868 Come on. 1351 01:21:13,901 --> 01:21:15,402 (Champ laughs) 1352 01:21:16,004 --> 01:21:17,772 Go on. Vamoose. 1353 01:21:17,804 --> 01:21:19,074 WHISKEY : Yes, sir. 1354 01:21:31,785 --> 01:21:33,154 Drink it. 1355 01:21:33,754 --> 01:21:35,123 (sighs) 1356 01:21:39,426 --> 01:21:40,661 (gasping) 1357 01:21:43,830 --> 01:21:44,931 Wow. 1358 01:21:44,964 --> 01:21:46,566 CLARA It's working already. 1359 01:21:46,601 --> 01:21:48,402 (sighs) Thank God. 1360 01:21:49,036 --> 01:21:50,236 Agent Whiskey. 1361 01:21:50,271 --> 01:21:52,840 Antidote confirmed at the target's location. 1362 01:21:52,873 --> 01:21:54,209 Good luck. 1363 01:22:02,650 --> 01:22:04,951 WHISKEY : Hold up. We need you down here, Galahad. 1364 01:22:04,986 --> 01:22:06,387 To secure the control room. 1365 01:22:06,419 --> 01:22:08,155 EGGSY Probably a good idea, Harry. 1366 01:22:09,089 --> 01:22:10,758 Call you from the top, yeah? 1367 01:22:19,534 --> 01:22:21,335 Buongiorno! 1368 01:22:21,369 --> 01:22:22,670 Buongiorno. (speaking Italian) 1369 01:22:29,009 --> 01:22:30,210 (beeping) 1370 01:22:35,917 --> 01:22:37,118 Hey! 1371 01:22:38,119 --> 01:22:39,320 (in English) So sorry about this. 1372 01:22:44,857 --> 01:22:47,161 At the controls. In position. 1373 01:23:06,280 --> 01:23:08,349 Keep this cable car here till we get back. 1374 01:23:08,383 --> 01:23:09,951 HARRY : Roger that, Eggsy. 1375 01:23:09,984 --> 01:23:11,919 Clara's definitely here. 1376 01:23:11,953 --> 01:23:13,353 We're getting warmer. 1377 01:23:18,258 --> 01:23:21,563 Harry Hart, Harry Hart, super spy, super spy. 1378 01:23:22,429 --> 01:23:25,066 Looks like we've got a door. 1379 01:23:25,098 --> 01:23:26,301 GINGER : Yep. 1380 01:23:27,066 --> 01:23:28,268 There you go. 1381 01:23:38,712 --> 01:23:40,380 I'll cover. 1382 01:23:41,516 --> 01:23:42,517 Hi, there. 1383 01:23:42,850 --> 01:23:43,918 Whew. 1384 01:23:43,950 --> 01:23:45,618 Sorry I'm late. 1385 01:23:45,651 --> 01:23:48,054 You guys did not make this place easy to find. 1386 01:23:48,088 --> 01:23:50,023 Who are you? 1387 01:23:50,057 --> 01:23:52,693 I'm here to collect this antidote. 1388 01:23:52,726 --> 01:23:53,728 For Singapore? 1389 01:23:54,661 --> 01:23:55,864 Yeah. 1390 01:23:59,299 --> 01:24:02,669 You are Wu Ting Feng? 1391 01:24:06,641 --> 01:24:07,642 Yes. 1392 01:24:09,142 --> 01:24:11,411 Hey, how are you still alive? 1393 01:24:11,445 --> 01:24:13,647 River, what are you doing here? 1394 01:24:13,681 --> 01:24:14,749 CHARLIE River? 1395 01:24:14,781 --> 01:24:16,016 EGGSY Hi, Clara. 1396 01:24:16,049 --> 01:24:19,154 What happens at Glasto, stays in Glasto. 1397 01:24:22,022 --> 01:24:23,790 You motherfucker! Bye, Charlie. 1398 01:24:23,824 --> 01:24:25,927 Sound the alarm! 1399 01:24:25,959 --> 01:24:27,460 You fucking cockroach! (alarm blaring) 1400 01:24:27,495 --> 01:24:29,497 Jam the door! Give... 1401 01:24:36,536 --> 01:24:38,138 Fuck! 1402 01:24:38,172 --> 01:24:40,040 WHISKEY : Galahad, we're coming. 1403 01:24:40,074 --> 01:24:41,776 All clear at the bottom? 1404 01:24:42,709 --> 01:24:45,078 Galahad, come in! 1405 01:24:45,111 --> 01:24:46,913 Open the fucking door. They've locked. 1406 01:24:46,946 --> 01:24:48,182 Open the door! 1407 01:24:50,049 --> 01:24:51,351 Harry, come on, we're in. Let's go. 1408 01:24:51,384 --> 01:24:52,820 Away, butterflies. 1409 01:24:52,852 --> 01:24:55,322 Butterfly? No, Harry. You've got to shut the doors, please. 1410 01:24:55,356 --> 01:24:57,324 Come on. We've gotta go now. Please! 1411 01:24:57,356 --> 01:24:59,292 Shut the fucking door, Harry! 1412 01:24:59,325 --> 01:25:00,928 Harry, are you there? 1413 01:25:02,295 --> 01:25:04,632 Well done, Harry. Good. Thanks, man. 1414 01:25:04,665 --> 01:25:05,732 Come on. Now! 1415 01:25:08,035 --> 01:25:09,404 It's done. Thank you. 1416 01:25:33,259 --> 01:25:34,962 You all good down there, Harry? 1417 01:25:34,995 --> 01:25:36,230 All clear. 1418 01:25:41,768 --> 01:25:42,803 Hello, Eggsy. 1419 01:25:44,137 --> 01:25:46,240 Enjoy the ride, bruv. 1420 01:25:55,249 --> 01:25:56,451 Oh, shit. 1421 01:25:56,816 --> 01:25:57,851 (grunts) 1422 01:25:59,786 --> 01:26:01,021 (both yelling) 1423 01:26:05,493 --> 01:26:07,395 All the buttons are dead. Controls gone. 1424 01:26:07,428 --> 01:26:09,664 Everything's in shutdown. You're on your own, Eggsy. 1425 01:26:11,063 --> 01:26:12,366 (laughs) 1426 01:26:14,636 --> 01:26:16,670 (both groaning) 1427 01:26:26,713 --> 01:26:28,682 (yelling) 1428 01:26:28,715 --> 01:26:30,517 (Whiskey gasping) 1429 01:26:55,308 --> 01:26:56,543 What the fuck is that? 1430 01:27:07,054 --> 01:27:09,356 (both yelling) 1431 01:27:12,793 --> 01:27:13,895 Oh, my God. 1432 01:27:21,235 --> 01:27:22,803 (groans) 1433 01:27:22,837 --> 01:27:24,438 (both yelling) 1434 01:27:28,409 --> 01:27:29,610 (both grunt) 1435 01:27:31,212 --> 01:27:32,513 (panting) 1436 01:27:34,947 --> 01:27:35,950 (both grunt) 1437 01:27:47,762 --> 01:27:49,831 You've gotta be fucking kidding! 1438 01:27:55,469 --> 01:27:56,803 (both grunting) 1439 01:27:59,740 --> 01:28:01,008 (panting) 1440 01:28:08,615 --> 01:28:10,484 Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck is that? 1441 01:28:10,517 --> 01:28:12,820 What the hell is that? 1442 01:28:12,852 --> 01:28:13,887 Shit! 1443 01:28:14,855 --> 01:28:15,857 (panting) 1444 01:28:17,090 --> 01:28:18,892 (grunting) 1445 01:28:26,901 --> 01:28:28,869 (both yelling) 1446 01:28:28,902 --> 01:28:30,838 (both yelling) 1447 01:28:31,873 --> 01:28:33,808 (all yelling) 1448 01:28:37,911 --> 01:28:39,079 (panting) 1449 01:28:39,111 --> 01:28:43,917 That's the first decent shit I've had in three weeks. 1450 01:28:48,521 --> 01:28:50,924 Harry, meet us at the emergency rendezvous point. 1451 01:28:50,958 --> 01:28:52,125 Roger that. 1452 01:28:52,860 --> 01:28:54,128 Got you on the GPS. 1453 01:29:22,923 --> 01:29:24,592 EGGSY So weird to think this tiny thing 1454 01:29:24,624 --> 01:29:26,326 could save the world. 1455 01:29:26,360 --> 01:29:28,128 Let me have a look. 1456 01:29:28,160 --> 01:29:29,896 (methodical knocking on door) 1457 01:29:31,831 --> 01:29:32,999 Harry. 1458 01:29:37,404 --> 01:29:38,906 Am I late? 1459 01:29:39,706 --> 01:29:40,941 You found the antidote. 1460 01:29:43,878 --> 01:29:44,978 Get down! 1461 01:29:54,088 --> 01:29:55,623 (gunshot) 1462 01:30:02,062 --> 01:30:03,431 You fucking dickhead! 1463 01:30:03,463 --> 01:30:04,930 Fuck you! I just saved your life! 1464 01:30:04,964 --> 01:30:07,168 Yeah, and cost millions of people theirs! 1465 01:30:12,071 --> 01:30:13,540 (panting) 1466 01:30:20,748 --> 01:30:23,717 All right, they're going for cover and reloading. 1467 01:30:23,750 --> 01:30:25,986 I'll fix their wagons. Cover me, boys! 1468 01:30:29,021 --> 01:30:30,056 Wait. 1469 01:30:30,089 --> 01:30:32,659 Eggsy, I think he could be working for the other side. 1470 01:30:32,692 --> 01:30:34,527 What the fuck is wrong with you? 1471 01:30:34,561 --> 01:30:37,097 You're having a brain fart! Look! 1472 01:30:37,130 --> 01:30:40,668 Does that look like he's working with them? 1473 01:30:40,700 --> 01:30:43,636 Harry, are you seeing butterflies again? 1474 01:30:43,669 --> 01:30:45,071 I know what I'm seeing. 1475 01:30:48,174 --> 01:30:49,843 (grunting) 1476 01:31:07,060 --> 01:31:08,195 (guns click) 1477 01:31:36,956 --> 01:31:39,526 Good job he didn't need our help. 1478 01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:42,295 Thank fucking Christ I didn't need any backup! 1479 01:31:48,669 --> 01:31:51,104 I'm out of ammo! Troop carrier coming in. 1480 01:31:51,137 --> 01:31:52,238 What've you got? 1481 01:31:54,074 --> 01:31:55,109 Fuck! 1482 01:31:59,347 --> 01:32:00,982 Shit! There's a fuck ton of 'em! 1483 01:32:04,317 --> 01:32:05,953 What is this? 1484 01:32:05,986 --> 01:32:08,956 Looks like you packed for a fucking slumber party, not a mission! 1485 01:32:10,057 --> 01:32:12,926 And they've got fucking Gatling guns! 1486 01:32:12,959 --> 01:32:16,262 MAN : You have 10 seconds to surrender before we open fire! 1487 01:32:16,297 --> 01:32:17,431 Guys, hurry up! 1488 01:32:17,463 --> 01:32:18,497 MAN : 10! 1489 01:32:18,531 --> 01:32:19,932 Hey! 1490 01:32:19,967 --> 01:32:22,103 MAN : 9! Butterfly guy! 1491 01:32:23,503 --> 01:32:24,572 8! 1492 01:32:24,605 --> 01:32:26,507 You don't look like Ginger fixed you right. 1493 01:32:26,539 --> 01:32:27,640 7! 1494 01:32:27,673 --> 01:32:28,808 I said I'm empty! 1495 01:32:28,843 --> 01:32:30,344 6! Give me yours. 1496 01:32:30,977 --> 01:32:31,845 5! 1497 01:32:31,879 --> 01:32:33,213 Harry, give him the fucking gun! 1498 01:32:33,245 --> 01:32:34,280 4! 1499 01:32:35,715 --> 01:32:38,151 Harry, no! 1500 01:32:42,289 --> 01:32:43,724 Oh, fuck it! Fire! 1501 01:32:43,758 --> 01:32:44,992 Harry, get down! 1502 01:32:52,499 --> 01:32:53,900 I mean, honestly, Harry, 1503 01:32:53,933 --> 01:32:55,369 what the fuck is wrong with you? 1504 01:32:55,401 --> 01:32:57,770 He broke the vial on purpose! 1505 01:32:57,804 --> 01:33:00,206 You're a fucking idiot! You're out of control, Harry! 1506 01:33:00,240 --> 01:33:02,309 If we made it out of here, he was gonna kill us both! 1507 01:33:07,181 --> 01:33:09,717 For fuck's sake, it looks like he wouldn't have fucking had to! 1508 01:33:09,749 --> 01:33:11,185 Oh, ye of little faith. 1509 01:33:13,520 --> 01:33:15,356 (explosion) 1510 01:33:32,873 --> 01:33:35,241 This does not mean you're off the fucking hook! 1511 01:33:36,209 --> 01:33:37,678 We need to go dark. 1512 01:33:37,710 --> 01:33:38,945 We don't know who else at Statesman 1513 01:33:38,978 --> 01:33:41,447 could be working against us. 1514 01:33:41,481 --> 01:33:42,581 Shit! This is all my fault. 1515 01:33:42,615 --> 01:33:43,682 You weren't ready for the field 1516 01:33:43,717 --> 01:33:44,784 and I pushed for it! 1517 01:33:44,817 --> 01:33:45,886 He showed his hand. 1518 01:33:45,919 --> 01:33:47,721 You think he'd have let us live? 1519 01:33:47,754 --> 01:33:49,755 You should be thanking me for saving our arses! 1520 01:33:49,789 --> 01:33:50,858 Saving our arses? 1521 01:33:50,891 --> 01:33:52,426 Try saying that to fucking Whiskey! 1522 01:33:58,065 --> 01:33:59,734 (hissing) 1523 01:34:02,636 --> 01:34:05,039 You are unbelievable! 1524 01:34:05,071 --> 01:34:06,940 Merlin, can you hear me? MERLIN Yes, Eggsy. 1525 01:34:06,973 --> 01:34:08,275 Whiskey's down. He's been shot. 1526 01:34:08,775 --> 01:34:10,177 What happened? 1527 01:34:17,049 --> 01:34:19,919 He got caught in the crossfire. 1528 01:34:19,953 --> 01:34:21,989 I've applied the alpha gel. We'll bring him in. 1529 01:34:22,021 --> 01:34:23,856 But first, I've gotta find a way to get back up to that lab 1530 01:34:23,891 --> 01:34:25,692 and retrieve more antidote. 1531 01:34:25,726 --> 01:34:26,960 (helicopter approaching) 1532 01:34:28,395 --> 01:34:31,498 CLARA Charlie, what's happening? Where are you? 1533 01:34:31,530 --> 01:34:33,132 Everything's under control. 1534 01:34:33,165 --> 01:34:35,869 I'm sorry, Charlie. I'm so sorry. 1535 01:34:35,901 --> 01:34:38,170 Please don't tell Poppy it was me they followed. 1536 01:34:38,204 --> 01:34:39,672 CHARLIE Don't worry, darling. 1537 01:34:39,706 --> 01:34:41,708 What happens in Italy... 1538 01:34:41,741 --> 01:34:43,343 (panting) 1539 01:34:44,210 --> 01:34:45,445 stays in Italy. 1540 01:34:46,612 --> 01:34:47,847 Thank you. 1541 01:34:49,749 --> 01:34:51,552 (explosions) 1542 01:35:00,995 --> 01:35:05,566 Merlin, change of plans. Wu Ting Feng, Singapore. 1543 01:35:05,598 --> 01:35:06,833 Who? EGGSY Exactly. 1544 01:35:06,866 --> 01:35:08,534 It's the only lead we've got. 1545 01:35:08,569 --> 01:35:10,236 So I suggest you find out who he is. 1546 01:35:12,137 --> 01:35:13,173 Come on. 1547 01:35:17,177 --> 01:35:19,946 Wu Ting Feng, he's an assistant at a law firm. 1548 01:35:19,978 --> 01:35:21,615 MERLIN Let's get through their firewall. 1549 01:35:21,647 --> 01:35:22,882 GINGER : Yep. 1550 01:35:23,784 --> 01:35:25,018 Merlin... 1551 01:35:25,051 --> 01:35:27,521 have you ever wanted to do more than this? 1552 01:35:28,521 --> 01:35:30,123 Are you serious? Yeah. 1553 01:35:30,156 --> 01:35:31,090 This is vital. 1554 01:35:31,124 --> 01:35:32,792 Without us, they'd be lost. 1555 01:35:32,825 --> 01:35:35,127 I know, but you know what I mean. 1556 01:35:35,161 --> 01:35:37,563 Get out there in the field. 1557 01:35:37,597 --> 01:35:38,764 Well, have you ever asked? 1558 01:35:38,798 --> 01:35:40,034 Of course I have. 1559 01:35:40,066 --> 01:35:42,502 But every time an agent's position has come up... 1560 01:35:42,535 --> 01:35:45,338 Whiskey has voted against me. 1561 01:35:45,371 --> 01:35:47,272 No. Yeah. 1562 01:35:47,307 --> 01:35:49,576 Wait, wait, wait. Look, check it out. 1563 01:35:49,610 --> 01:35:50,678 Email in from Poppy, 1564 01:35:50,710 --> 01:35:52,579 from a senior partner at the firm. 1565 01:35:54,013 --> 01:35:55,548 They're coordinates. 1566 01:35:59,152 --> 01:36:00,387 Cambodia? 1567 01:36:01,454 --> 01:36:03,923 You have any reconnaissance drones down in Asia? 1568 01:36:03,956 --> 01:36:05,625 GINGER : Sure do. Sending them in right now. 1569 01:36:12,397 --> 01:36:13,967 NEWS ANCHOR 1 : The government today urged 1570 01:36:14,000 --> 01:36:15,168 Golden Circle victims... 1571 01:36:15,200 --> 01:36:17,136 to report to the temporary field hospitals 1572 01:36:17,169 --> 01:36:20,039 now set up across the country. 1573 01:36:20,072 --> 01:36:21,874 NEWS ANCHOR 2 : The president's handling of the crisis 1574 01:36:21,907 --> 01:36:24,678 has been commended by other world leaders. 1575 01:36:24,712 --> 01:36:27,447 Damn. Politics has never been so easy. 1576 01:36:27,481 --> 01:36:29,616 Oh, Jesus, Fox. 1577 01:36:29,648 --> 01:36:30,950 What? 1578 01:36:38,892 --> 01:36:40,261 Oh, God. 1579 01:36:44,998 --> 01:36:46,165 Like I said, sir... 1580 01:36:46,199 --> 01:36:48,902 this affects all people from all backgrounds. 1581 01:36:48,935 --> 01:36:50,736 I'm disappointed, Fox. 1582 01:36:50,770 --> 01:36:52,638 Disappointed and disgusted. 1583 01:36:52,672 --> 01:36:55,676 Mr. President, I routinely work 1584 01:36:55,709 --> 01:36:58,144 a 20 hour day for you, 7 days a week. 1585 01:36:58,178 --> 01:37:01,315 Maybe some can do that without chemical help. 1586 01:37:01,347 --> 01:37:04,484 Countless people are going to die. 1587 01:37:04,517 --> 01:37:06,152 You can save them, sir. 1588 01:37:07,053 --> 01:37:08,656 Innocent people like me. 1589 01:37:11,023 --> 01:37:12,927 Not that innocent. 1590 01:37:15,663 --> 01:37:16,664 (clicks tongue) 1591 01:37:43,423 --> 01:37:44,558 He looks great. 1592 01:37:44,590 --> 01:37:45,625 Good. 1593 01:37:50,963 --> 01:37:52,331 Good news, gentlemen. 1594 01:37:52,365 --> 01:37:53,967 He'll be back on his feet in no time. 1595 01:37:54,000 --> 01:37:55,968 I'm not certain that's a good idea. 1596 01:37:56,002 --> 01:37:57,103 What do you mean? 1597 01:37:57,137 --> 01:37:59,173 I shot Agent Whiskey. Deliberately. 1598 01:37:59,606 --> 01:38:00,706 What, why? 1599 01:38:00,740 --> 01:38:01,941 He was working against us. 1600 01:38:01,976 --> 01:38:04,076 And until we find out why, I say we trust no one. 1601 01:38:04,110 --> 01:38:06,245 Merlin, Harry's sick. 1602 01:38:06,279 --> 01:38:08,147 This whole thing is my fault. 1603 01:38:08,181 --> 01:38:09,682 I thought he was ready. 1604 01:38:09,715 --> 01:38:11,384 (cell phone ringing) (sighs) 1605 01:38:14,987 --> 01:38:17,557 I'm sorry, I've got to take this. 1606 01:38:17,590 --> 01:38:18,991 Listen to me. 1607 01:38:19,025 --> 01:38:20,627 This is not about my mental health. 1608 01:38:20,660 --> 01:38:23,263 If there's a chance there's a double agent in our midst... 1609 01:38:23,295 --> 01:38:27,967 or worse, if Statesman itself has a dark agenda... 1610 01:38:28,000 --> 01:38:29,668 we have to safeguard this mission. 1611 01:38:29,701 --> 01:38:33,639 We both know the president wants these victims dead. 1612 01:38:33,673 --> 01:38:35,041 (chuckles) Hey, baby. 1613 01:38:35,075 --> 01:38:36,477 (chuckles) 1614 01:38:37,009 --> 01:38:38,244 Hey. 1615 01:38:38,844 --> 01:38:40,547 (Princess Tilde laughs) 1616 01:38:40,579 --> 01:38:41,513 Fuck. 1617 01:38:41,547 --> 01:38:44,350 Look, Harry, I trust you. I always have. 1618 01:38:44,383 --> 01:38:48,987 But it's about this situation. We need Statesman's resources. 1619 01:38:49,021 --> 01:38:51,089 And I need to know that you are fit for work. 1620 01:38:51,124 --> 01:38:52,859 Babe, why didn't you call me? 1621 01:38:52,892 --> 01:38:54,393 Are you the banana man? 1622 01:38:54,427 --> 01:38:55,929 Listen, we're on the verge of finding 1623 01:38:55,962 --> 01:38:57,563 an antidote. It's gonna be all right. 1624 01:38:57,597 --> 01:38:58,465 Now, look left for me. 1625 01:38:58,498 --> 01:38:59,766 There's nothing wrong with my brain. 1626 01:38:59,799 --> 01:39:01,266 Look right. 1627 01:39:01,301 --> 01:39:02,569 Can you remember the headline 1628 01:39:02,602 --> 01:39:04,338 when you uncovered that spy ring in the Pentagon? 1629 01:39:04,370 --> 01:39:06,505 The football. England beat Germany, 5-1. 1630 01:39:06,539 --> 01:39:08,040 Thatcher's assassination attempt. 1631 01:39:08,075 --> 01:39:09,142 Charles and Di's wedding. 1632 01:39:09,174 --> 01:39:10,744 (chuckles) Hey, Bjorn Borg. 1633 01:39:21,254 --> 01:39:22,990 Babe, if you can hear me, 1634 01:39:23,022 --> 01:39:25,292 I want you to know that I love you. 1635 01:39:25,325 --> 01:39:27,361 And if we get through this, and you'll have me back... 1636 01:39:27,393 --> 01:39:30,230 I wanna be with you. No matter what. 1637 01:39:30,263 --> 01:39:31,330 I promise I won't let you down. 1638 01:39:31,364 --> 01:39:32,965 It's all gonna be all right. 1639 01:39:32,999 --> 01:39:34,400 My favorite singer. 1640 01:39:34,433 --> 01:39:36,669 I don't bloody know. How would I know that? 1641 01:39:36,703 --> 01:39:39,005 It's John Denver. Merlin! 1642 01:39:39,039 --> 01:39:41,041 Have you got eyes on that location yet? 1643 01:39:41,075 --> 01:39:43,143 Soon. The reconnaissance drone's about an hour away. 1644 01:39:43,176 --> 01:39:44,310 Which gives us time to sort out... 1645 01:39:44,343 --> 01:39:46,045 Bollocks, we haven't time for anything. 1646 01:39:46,079 --> 01:39:48,382 I'm leaving now. With or without you. 1647 01:40:06,365 --> 01:40:08,301 Hello! (guns cocking) 1648 01:40:08,334 --> 01:40:09,703 GUARD : Identify yourself. 1649 01:40:09,736 --> 01:40:14,273 My name is Stacey Prewitt. I'm Ms. Poppy Adams' attorney. 1650 01:40:14,307 --> 01:40:16,376 Poppy, you expecting a lawyer tonight? 1651 01:40:16,409 --> 01:40:18,445 Oh, yes. Please send him in. 1652 01:40:18,477 --> 01:40:21,581 But don't forget to reactivate the landmines. 1653 01:40:24,017 --> 01:40:25,652 (protesters clamoring) 1654 01:40:26,919 --> 01:40:28,453 Good evening, Ms. Adams. 1655 01:40:28,487 --> 01:40:33,759 My lawyer is bringing you the document right now. 1656 01:40:33,793 --> 01:40:35,262 Hurry up. 1657 01:40:35,294 --> 01:40:36,395 And once you countersign, 1658 01:40:36,429 --> 01:40:37,763 it becomes an executive decree... 1659 01:40:37,798 --> 01:40:38,898 and you can't back out, 1660 01:40:38,932 --> 01:40:40,233 and then I release the antidote. 1661 01:40:40,266 --> 01:40:41,601 Can you give me any assurance 1662 01:40:41,634 --> 01:40:43,402 you can get it out there in time? 1663 01:40:43,436 --> 01:40:44,504 And where's it gonna come from? 1664 01:40:44,538 --> 01:40:45,871 How long it'll take to distribute? 1665 01:40:45,905 --> 01:40:48,508 I wouldn't worry about that. I have secure stockpiles... 1666 01:40:48,542 --> 01:40:51,578 hidden in every major city worldwide. 1667 01:40:51,611 --> 01:40:54,014 And when I enter the access code... 1668 01:40:54,047 --> 01:40:55,447 my fleet of drones 1669 01:40:55,481 --> 01:40:58,351 will distribute the antidote immediately. 1670 01:40:58,383 --> 01:41:00,886 So don't dilly-dally signin' that document 1671 01:41:00,920 --> 01:41:02,688 'cause time is running out. 1672 01:41:04,057 --> 01:41:05,492 (laughs) 1673 01:41:05,526 --> 01:41:06,860 You dumb bitch! 1674 01:41:16,837 --> 01:41:17,870 You all right? 1675 01:41:19,940 --> 01:41:21,975 What was that phone call you got? 1676 01:41:22,008 --> 01:41:24,277 Let's not, Harry. 1677 01:41:24,310 --> 01:41:25,611 I don't think you'd sympathize... 1678 01:41:25,645 --> 01:41:27,813 and I'm not really in the mood for a lecture. 1679 01:41:31,817 --> 01:41:32,852 All right. 1680 01:41:35,722 --> 01:41:38,659 How about a martini? For old times' sake? 1681 01:41:40,759 --> 01:41:41,794 Yeah, all right. 1682 01:41:54,941 --> 01:41:56,910 I had a girlfriend. 1683 01:41:59,545 --> 01:42:00,646 I lost her. 1684 01:42:01,647 --> 01:42:03,217 And it broke me. 1685 01:42:05,185 --> 01:42:07,620 And now, if this mission fails... 1686 01:42:09,054 --> 01:42:10,389 she's gonna die. 1687 01:42:12,392 --> 01:42:14,695 I know it's against Kingsman rules, 1688 01:42:14,727 --> 01:42:16,762 having a relationship. 1689 01:42:20,767 --> 01:42:22,568 When I was shot... 1690 01:42:22,602 --> 01:42:24,170 can you guess what the last thing was 1691 01:42:24,203 --> 01:42:25,672 that flashed through my mind? 1692 01:42:28,141 --> 01:42:31,844 It was absolutely nothing. 1693 01:42:34,114 --> 01:42:35,816 I had no ties. 1694 01:42:36,516 --> 01:42:39,485 No bittersweet memories. 1695 01:42:39,517 --> 01:42:41,587 I was leaving nothing behind. 1696 01:42:43,556 --> 01:42:45,826 Never experienced companionship... 1697 01:42:46,825 --> 01:42:48,361 never been in love... 1698 01:42:49,462 --> 01:42:51,397 and in that moment... 1699 01:42:51,431 --> 01:42:55,134 all I felt was loneliness... 1700 01:42:55,168 --> 01:42:56,402 and regret. 1701 01:42:58,038 --> 01:42:59,571 I'm sorry. 1702 01:42:59,606 --> 01:43:00,641 Don't be. 1703 01:43:02,842 --> 01:43:05,379 Just know that having something to lose... 1704 01:43:07,446 --> 01:43:09,882 is what makes life worth living. 1705 01:43:10,749 --> 01:43:12,852 Now, let's go and save your girl. 1706 01:43:14,187 --> 01:43:15,889 I missed you, Harry. 1707 01:43:21,093 --> 01:43:22,494 Gentlemen. 1708 01:43:22,527 --> 01:43:24,431 I hate to break up a party. 1709 01:43:24,463 --> 01:43:27,600 We're nearly there, so I suggest we get ready. 1710 01:43:28,901 --> 01:43:29,935 Follow me. 1711 01:43:39,712 --> 01:43:41,815 Oh, yes. 1712 01:43:49,655 --> 01:43:51,256 (gasping) 1713 01:43:51,290 --> 01:43:52,891 Hello, gorgeous. 1714 01:43:52,926 --> 01:43:54,060 I'm Jack. What's your name? 1715 01:43:54,093 --> 01:43:56,395 How would you like to ride home on a real cowboy? 1716 01:43:56,429 --> 01:43:57,998 I got a six pack of cold ones on ice 1717 01:43:58,030 --> 01:43:59,198 and my roomie's out all night. 1718 01:43:59,231 --> 01:44:02,467 So you can scream my name as loud as you need to, sugar. 1719 01:44:02,502 --> 01:44:05,272 I hate to do this to you, Jack. 1720 01:44:05,304 --> 01:44:06,405 Who's this pretty lady? 1721 01:44:06,438 --> 01:44:07,840 She's dead. 1722 01:44:07,874 --> 01:44:10,476 Cops said wrong place, wrong time. 1723 01:44:10,508 --> 01:44:12,645 Hey, honey. I'm heading to the grocery store. 1724 01:44:17,616 --> 01:44:18,985 My name is Poppy Adams. 1725 01:44:25,458 --> 01:44:26,993 (chuckles softly) 1726 01:44:35,935 --> 01:44:36,969 Ginger. 1727 01:44:37,003 --> 01:44:40,440 Goddamn butterfly guy shot me in the fucking head. 1728 01:44:40,472 --> 01:44:41,941 Why would he do that? 1729 01:44:42,676 --> 01:44:44,509 (panting) 1730 01:44:44,544 --> 01:44:46,946 Well, I'm guessing you didn't fix him right. 1731 01:44:46,980 --> 01:44:48,581 And where the hell is he? 1732 01:44:48,615 --> 01:44:52,318 He's on his way to Cambodia with Eggsy and Merlin. 1733 01:44:52,351 --> 01:44:54,387 That's where Poppy's base is. 1734 01:44:54,420 --> 01:44:56,121 Eggsy's gonna need backup. 1735 01:44:56,155 --> 01:44:57,389 Yes, he is. 1736 01:44:57,423 --> 01:44:58,859 Get the Silver Pony on the runway 1737 01:44:58,892 --> 01:45:00,093 and ready to take off. 1738 01:45:10,837 --> 01:45:12,138 EGGSY Hey, hey. 1739 01:45:12,170 --> 01:45:14,740 Looking good, Merlin. 1740 01:45:15,407 --> 01:45:17,276 Feeling good, Eggsy. 1741 01:45:17,310 --> 01:45:18,578 (chuckles) 1742 01:45:20,312 --> 01:45:22,581 Right. This is yours. 1743 01:45:23,984 --> 01:45:25,118 That's for you. 1744 01:45:37,931 --> 01:45:39,633 Press the "S". 1745 01:45:40,398 --> 01:45:41,968 Minesweeper. 1746 01:45:42,000 --> 01:45:43,968 Courtesy of Statesman. 1747 01:45:44,003 --> 01:45:46,239 EGGSY And what about these? MERLIN Careful. 1748 01:45:46,271 --> 01:45:47,740 Those are hand grenades. 1749 01:45:50,008 --> 01:45:51,977 As discussed... 1750 01:45:52,011 --> 01:45:53,179 this is for the endgame. 1751 01:45:54,079 --> 01:45:55,614 I'm entrusting it to you. 1752 01:46:02,288 --> 01:46:04,758 And I'm entrusting this... 1753 01:46:07,694 --> 01:46:08,762 to me. 1754 01:46:31,151 --> 01:46:34,987 NEWS ANCHOR 1 : Millions of Golden Circle victims worldwide... 1755 01:46:35,021 --> 01:46:37,824 are now entering stage three paralysis. 1756 01:46:40,459 --> 01:46:41,561 NEWS ANCHOR 2 : In his latest statement... 1757 01:46:41,593 --> 01:46:43,163 the president promised he was doing 1758 01:46:43,195 --> 01:46:44,562 everything in his power... 1759 01:46:44,597 --> 01:46:47,734 to speed up negotiations and save lives. 1760 01:46:47,767 --> 01:46:49,435 But fears are growing that for many, 1761 01:46:49,468 --> 01:46:51,237 it may soon be too late. 1762 01:46:51,271 --> 01:46:54,440 Our thoughts and prayers are with the victims. 1763 01:46:54,472 --> 01:46:55,741 God help us all. 1764 01:47:01,079 --> 01:47:02,748 (sobbing) 1765 01:47:38,918 --> 01:47:40,954 HARRY (whispering): Right. This is where we split up. 1766 01:47:40,986 --> 01:47:42,387 Pincer movement. 1767 01:47:42,420 --> 01:47:43,755 Merlin, you're with me. 1768 01:47:43,789 --> 01:47:45,992 Eggsy, you signal when we're in position. 1769 01:47:47,160 --> 01:47:48,795 (clicks) (beeping) 1770 01:47:54,200 --> 01:47:56,269 MERLIN Don't move. 1771 01:47:57,303 --> 01:48:00,006 You move, we die. 1772 01:48:08,447 --> 01:48:10,616 Luckily, I have this. 1773 01:48:18,958 --> 01:48:22,728 This spray will freeze the trigger mechanism... 1774 01:48:22,762 --> 01:48:25,831 give us a split second. 1775 01:48:26,633 --> 01:48:29,135 So on the count of three... 1776 01:48:29,168 --> 01:48:30,436 what I want you to... 1777 01:48:30,468 --> 01:48:31,704 Merlin! 1778 01:48:37,610 --> 01:48:39,679 (panting) 1779 01:48:47,486 --> 01:48:49,555 Merlin, what the fuck have you done? 1780 01:48:49,588 --> 01:48:53,158 Our journey together began many years ago... 1781 01:48:53,192 --> 01:48:55,829 when your father did the same thing for us. 1782 01:48:55,861 --> 01:48:58,563 Our journey began with a mistake I made. 1783 01:48:58,597 --> 01:49:00,667 Give me the can. That's an order. 1784 01:49:01,133 --> 01:49:02,202 Can's empty. 1785 01:49:02,869 --> 01:49:04,637 Split second's over. 1786 01:49:04,670 --> 01:49:06,306 You two need to get going. 1787 01:49:06,338 --> 01:49:08,040 No, no, no. There's got to be another way. 1788 01:49:08,074 --> 01:49:09,075 HARRY : He's right. 1789 01:49:09,109 --> 01:49:10,610 Mission comes first. 1790 01:49:10,642 --> 01:49:11,977 Bollocks, mission comes first! 1791 01:49:12,011 --> 01:49:13,079 Eggsy! 1792 01:49:13,111 --> 01:49:15,748 This is no time for emotion. Remember your training. 1793 01:49:15,781 --> 01:49:17,217 Or we all die. 1794 01:49:19,518 --> 01:49:21,320 Now get on with it. 1795 01:49:21,352 --> 01:49:23,856 Do as you're told. Move it! 1796 01:49:31,297 --> 01:49:32,298 Go. 1797 01:49:41,374 --> 01:49:42,375 It's been an honor. 1798 01:49:44,643 --> 01:49:45,844 Good luck. 1799 01:50:10,569 --> 01:50:12,772 MERLIN ♫ Almost heaven ♫ 1800 01:50:12,806 --> 01:50:14,507 (guns cocking) 1801 01:50:14,539 --> 01:50:15,941 ♫ West Virginia ♫ 1802 01:50:17,843 --> 01:50:19,578 ♫ Blue Ridge Mountains ♫ 1803 01:50:19,611 --> 01:50:22,481 ♫ Shenandoah River ♫ 1804 01:50:23,583 --> 01:50:25,418 Poppy, come in. POPPY : Roger. 1805 01:50:25,450 --> 01:50:26,518 ♫ Life is old there ♫ 1806 01:50:26,552 --> 01:50:27,687 GUARD : Are you expecting another lawyer? 1807 01:50:27,719 --> 01:50:28,954 ♫ Older than the trees ♫ 1808 01:50:28,987 --> 01:50:30,588 GUARD : There's a guy here singing. 1809 01:50:30,623 --> 01:50:32,325 ♫ Younger than the mountains ♫ 1810 01:50:32,357 --> 01:50:33,659 Singing? 1811 01:50:33,691 --> 01:50:35,261 ♫ Blowin' like a breeze ♫ 1812 01:50:35,294 --> 01:50:38,131 ♫ Country roads ♫ 1813 01:50:38,164 --> 01:50:40,666 ♫ Take me home ♫ 1814 01:50:40,699 --> 01:50:42,902 ♫ To the place ♫ 1815 01:50:43,703 --> 01:50:44,803 ♫ I belong ♫ 1816 01:50:44,837 --> 01:50:46,673 POPPY : Bring him to me. 1817 01:50:46,705 --> 01:50:49,475 ♫ West Virginia ♫ 1818 01:50:49,508 --> 01:50:52,210 ♫ Mountain momma ♫ 1819 01:50:52,245 --> 01:50:54,880 ♫ Take me home ♫ 1820 01:50:54,914 --> 01:50:57,117 ♫ Country road ♫ 1821 01:50:58,717 --> 01:51:00,719 GUARD 2 : Poppy, we got a situation here. 1822 01:51:00,753 --> 01:51:03,188 ♫ Country roads ♫ 1823 01:51:03,222 --> 01:51:05,590 ♫ Take me home ♫ 1824 01:51:05,624 --> 01:51:10,630 ♫ To the place I belong ♫ 1825 01:51:10,663 --> 01:51:12,799 ♫ West Virginia ♫ 1826 01:51:14,400 --> 01:51:16,302 ♫ Mountain momma ♫ 1827 01:51:16,335 --> 01:51:18,737 ♫ Take me home ♫ 1828 01:51:18,771 --> 01:51:25,844 ♫ Country roads ♫ 1829 01:51:30,481 --> 01:51:31,817 (guards groaning) 1830 01:51:38,389 --> 01:51:39,624 POPPY : Ooh. 1831 01:51:39,659 --> 01:51:41,927 He stepped on a land mine. 1832 01:51:41,960 --> 01:51:44,364 Can we get somebody out there to clean that up? 1833 01:51:46,264 --> 01:51:47,633 Hello? 1834 01:51:47,667 --> 01:51:49,502 (piano playing) 1835 01:52:02,414 --> 01:52:03,915 (gunfire) 1836 01:52:03,950 --> 01:52:05,885 Crap. We're under attack. 1837 01:52:05,918 --> 01:52:07,886 Code five. Code five. 1838 01:52:07,919 --> 01:52:08,920 You two, off your fuckin' asses. 1839 01:52:08,954 --> 01:52:11,189 Guard the door. 1840 01:52:11,222 --> 01:52:13,625 Sir Elton, stay here. We're under attack. 1841 01:52:13,660 --> 01:52:15,328 (alarm blaring) 1842 01:52:16,227 --> 01:52:18,463 Is it a rescue attempt? Might be. 1843 01:52:19,464 --> 01:52:20,565 Yes! 1844 01:52:20,600 --> 01:52:22,301 (plays upbeat tune) 1845 01:52:22,334 --> 01:52:24,502 ELTON : ♫ Wednesday, Wednesday ♫ 1846 01:52:24,536 --> 01:52:26,172 ♫ Wednesday, Wednesday ♫ 1847 01:52:26,204 --> 01:52:28,640 ♫ Wednesday, Wednesday ♫ 1848 01:52:28,673 --> 01:52:30,642 ♫ Wednesday night's all right ♫ 1849 01:52:30,676 --> 01:52:31,776 ♫ Hey ♫ 1850 01:52:31,810 --> 01:52:33,078 Isn't that supposed to be Saturday? 1851 01:52:33,111 --> 01:52:35,181 What day is it today? Wednesday. 1852 01:52:35,213 --> 01:52:36,381 Exactly! 1853 01:52:36,415 --> 01:52:38,450 (groans) (grunts) 1854 01:52:43,455 --> 01:52:44,456 (beeping) 1855 01:52:55,467 --> 01:52:56,567 (grunting) 1856 01:52:56,602 --> 01:52:57,637 (groaning) 1857 01:53:17,121 --> 01:53:19,359 Elton, just calm down. Fuck you! 1858 01:53:24,763 --> 01:53:26,465 (guards yelling) 1859 01:53:31,137 --> 01:53:32,438 GUARD : Stay there, Elton. 1860 01:53:32,471 --> 01:53:33,571 ELTON : Fuck off! 1861 01:53:33,606 --> 01:53:35,608 Or I'll fuck you up. 1862 01:54:10,508 --> 01:54:11,511 Fuck me. 1863 01:54:12,645 --> 01:54:13,646 (yelling) 1864 01:54:33,432 --> 01:54:35,401 (grunting) 1865 01:55:10,968 --> 01:55:13,306 Holy cow. Get this out of here. Go! 1866 01:55:15,139 --> 01:55:16,342 HARRY : Eggsy, get the case. 1867 01:55:18,710 --> 01:55:19,712 (beeping) 1868 01:55:21,179 --> 01:55:22,848 You are going to tell me... 1869 01:55:22,882 --> 01:55:24,415 what the access code is. 1870 01:55:24,450 --> 01:55:25,451 (whistles) 1871 01:55:31,923 --> 01:55:33,357 (bullet clinks) 1872 01:55:33,392 --> 01:55:35,194 (panting) 1873 01:55:37,396 --> 01:55:38,531 (grunting) 1874 01:55:44,637 --> 01:55:45,704 (groans) 1875 01:55:45,737 --> 01:55:46,739 (barking) 1876 01:55:48,874 --> 01:55:50,777 (growling) (grunting) 1877 01:55:55,481 --> 01:55:57,083 (grunting) 1878 01:56:26,712 --> 01:56:28,647 (panting) 1879 01:56:36,954 --> 01:56:38,290 (grunts) 1880 01:56:42,061 --> 01:56:43,728 (panting) 1881 01:56:55,007 --> 01:56:57,442 Come on, Jet. Good girl. 1882 01:57:00,212 --> 01:57:02,214 (groans) (yells) 1883 01:57:03,014 --> 01:57:04,383 Motherfucker! 1884 01:57:04,417 --> 01:57:05,551 (groaning) 1885 01:57:10,454 --> 01:57:11,690 (grunts) 1886 01:57:21,100 --> 01:57:22,502 (panting) 1887 01:57:30,509 --> 01:57:31,610 (music playing) 1888 01:57:36,848 --> 01:57:39,116 Get out of the way, Elton. 1889 01:57:39,151 --> 01:57:41,420 Stay down. It's not allowed to hurt me. 1890 01:57:41,454 --> 01:57:42,455 Thank you. 1891 01:57:44,255 --> 01:57:45,624 (Eggsy wheezing) 1892 01:57:47,593 --> 01:57:49,495 (sighing) 1893 01:57:58,904 --> 01:58:00,505 (beeping) 1894 01:58:04,743 --> 01:58:06,779 (grunting) 1895 01:58:12,616 --> 01:58:13,619 (groans) 1896 01:58:20,758 --> 01:58:21,927 Fuck you, Poppy! 1897 01:58:22,660 --> 01:58:23,962 Fuck you, Poppy! 1898 01:58:24,629 --> 01:58:26,632 Fuck you, Elton. 1899 01:58:28,034 --> 01:58:30,703 Kill Elton John. 1900 01:58:33,838 --> 01:58:34,906 Fuck! 1901 01:58:37,109 --> 01:58:38,811 Elton, take the ball. 1902 01:58:40,512 --> 01:58:41,612 (crackles) 1903 01:58:41,646 --> 01:58:42,715 (gasps) 1904 01:58:43,581 --> 01:58:44,648 (whirring) 1905 01:58:44,682 --> 01:58:45,685 (barking) 1906 01:58:48,254 --> 01:58:49,421 Thank you. 1907 01:58:49,454 --> 01:58:51,856 Now, go off and save the world. 1908 01:58:51,889 --> 01:58:53,692 If I save the world, can I have two tickets 1909 01:58:53,726 --> 01:58:54,893 to your next concert? 1910 01:58:54,927 --> 01:58:56,895 Darling, if you save the world, 1911 01:58:56,928 --> 01:58:58,731 you can have a backstage pass. 1912 01:59:01,200 --> 01:59:03,269 (groaning) 1913 01:59:07,005 --> 01:59:08,740 Fuck you. 1914 01:59:11,743 --> 01:59:13,044 Time's up. 1915 01:59:13,078 --> 01:59:14,347 Fuck! 1916 01:59:19,950 --> 01:59:20,953 POPPY : Bennie, Bennie, Bennie! 1917 01:59:21,553 --> 01:59:22,587 Get them! 1918 01:59:22,620 --> 01:59:23,687 Got it. 1919 01:59:23,722 --> 01:59:24,790 (barking) 1920 01:59:24,824 --> 01:59:26,192 CHARLIE Kill him, Bennie! 1921 01:59:26,225 --> 01:59:28,526 Here, heel! Heel! Good boy! 1922 01:59:28,560 --> 01:59:29,594 Come on! 1923 01:59:30,128 --> 01:59:31,330 (grunts) 1924 01:59:34,900 --> 01:59:36,000 (groans) 1925 01:59:36,034 --> 01:59:37,268 Give me the code. 1926 01:59:37,302 --> 01:59:39,038 No. We're not done yet. 1927 01:59:45,110 --> 01:59:46,378 Lucky for you, Charlie... 1928 01:59:46,410 --> 01:59:47,478 one of us understands 1929 01:59:47,512 --> 01:59:49,013 what it means to be a gentleman. 1930 01:59:49,048 --> 01:59:50,483 (panting) 1931 01:59:54,553 --> 01:59:56,022 Let's make this fair. 1932 02:00:07,199 --> 02:00:08,868 (grunting) 1933 02:00:29,221 --> 02:00:31,357 (groaning) 1934 02:00:37,195 --> 02:00:38,697 (powering down) 1935 02:00:42,767 --> 02:00:44,035 Give me the code! 1936 02:00:44,069 --> 02:00:46,004 I can't. 1937 02:00:46,038 --> 02:00:47,806 Only Poppy knows it. 1938 02:00:47,838 --> 02:00:49,641 Well, then you're no use to me, are you? 1939 02:00:50,308 --> 02:00:51,442 For the record, Charlie... 1940 02:00:51,476 --> 02:00:54,813 I'm more of a gentleman than you'll ever be. 1941 02:00:54,847 --> 02:00:57,416 But right now, it's time to drop the gentle bit. 1942 02:00:58,584 --> 02:01:00,052 This is for Kingsman. 1943 02:01:01,053 --> 02:01:02,655 For my mate Brandon. 1944 02:01:03,388 --> 02:01:05,222 For Roxy. 1945 02:01:05,255 --> 02:01:06,792 For JB. 1946 02:01:09,093 --> 02:01:10,663 And for Merlin. 1947 02:01:12,230 --> 02:01:13,932 Good night, bruv. 1948 02:01:13,965 --> 02:01:15,801 (neck snaps) (panting) 1949 02:01:40,357 --> 02:01:42,527 Hey, fellas. 1950 02:01:42,561 --> 02:01:44,129 You're going to give us the code. 1951 02:01:44,161 --> 02:01:46,063 (gasps) Mmm. 1952 02:01:46,097 --> 02:01:47,366 Or what? 1953 02:01:47,400 --> 02:01:49,602 'Cause you don't seem like the kind of gentleman 1954 02:01:49,634 --> 02:01:52,137 who would hurt a lady. 1955 02:01:54,972 --> 02:01:57,775 Perhaps not. Call me old-fashioned... 1956 02:01:57,808 --> 02:02:00,210 I don't consider genocide especially ladylike. 1957 02:02:00,245 --> 02:02:02,982 Right. Enough small talk. 1958 02:02:05,249 --> 02:02:06,350 Give us the code. 1959 02:02:06,384 --> 02:02:07,652 Sure. 1960 02:02:07,686 --> 02:02:09,989 No. I don't think so. 1961 02:02:10,755 --> 02:02:11,790 Ooh! 1962 02:02:14,192 --> 02:02:15,460 Ow! 1963 02:02:20,030 --> 02:02:21,632 Heroin. 1964 02:02:21,665 --> 02:02:23,034 You know, where I come from... 1965 02:02:23,067 --> 02:02:25,137 this shit you've been peddling's ruined a lot of lives. 1966 02:02:26,303 --> 02:02:28,440 But yours is even more deadly. 1967 02:02:28,472 --> 02:02:30,542 But it feels so nice, it's gonna make you 1968 02:02:30,575 --> 02:02:32,377 lower your guard. Mmm. 1969 02:02:32,410 --> 02:02:35,914 Our colleague, Merlin, may he rest in peace... 1970 02:02:35,946 --> 02:02:38,449 managed to synthesize your horrible little formula... 1971 02:02:38,484 --> 02:02:39,785 and speed up its effects. 1972 02:02:39,819 --> 02:02:42,821 So I would say you have just under eight minutes... 1973 02:02:42,855 --> 02:02:45,657 before paralysis sets in and your breathing stops. 1974 02:02:45,691 --> 02:02:48,393 But, of course, you know all about that. 1975 02:02:48,427 --> 02:02:51,429 So here's the deal. You release the antidote worldwide, 1976 02:02:51,463 --> 02:02:53,264 and we make sure you get a dose. 1977 02:02:53,298 --> 02:02:55,399 I have to give you the code to live? 1978 02:02:55,433 --> 02:02:58,670 Honey, you're so smart. You should work for me. 1979 02:02:58,704 --> 02:03:01,273 Right. Give us the code. 1980 02:03:01,307 --> 02:03:05,277 Why not? The decree's getting signed soon... (sniffs) 1981 02:03:05,311 --> 02:03:06,978 anyhoo. Um... 1982 02:03:07,611 --> 02:03:09,981 It's "Viva las vegan." 1983 02:03:11,083 --> 02:03:12,183 Get it? 1984 02:03:12,852 --> 02:03:15,320 "Viva las..." 1985 02:03:15,353 --> 02:03:16,722 Mmm. 1986 02:03:17,722 --> 02:03:19,792 (slurring) Come snuggle with me. 1987 02:03:20,592 --> 02:03:22,661 I like you. 1988 02:03:24,663 --> 02:03:26,866 (distorted) I don't think that's terribly likely. 1989 02:03:27,465 --> 02:03:29,968 (laughing) 1990 02:03:49,187 --> 02:03:50,322 She's OD'd. 1991 02:03:50,355 --> 02:03:51,824 You gave her too much. 1992 02:03:51,856 --> 02:03:53,391 Did I? 1993 02:03:53,424 --> 02:03:56,027 You know, I really don't have as much experience with all this drug stuff... 1994 02:03:56,061 --> 02:03:57,062 as people think. 1995 02:03:57,728 --> 02:03:59,063 Better be the right code. 1996 02:04:01,499 --> 02:04:02,868 (sighs) 1997 02:04:02,901 --> 02:04:06,370 "Viva las..." 1998 02:04:06,405 --> 02:04:07,706 So? 1999 02:04:11,276 --> 02:04:12,611 Don't move, kid. 2000 02:04:12,643 --> 02:04:13,846 You try anything funny, 2001 02:04:13,879 --> 02:04:15,080 and I'll turn this thing electric. 2002 02:04:16,681 --> 02:04:19,317 Now give up your guns, fellas. Slide 'em over. 2003 02:04:25,022 --> 02:04:25,923 Whiskey. 2004 02:04:25,958 --> 02:04:27,826 We are all on the same side here. 2005 02:04:27,860 --> 02:04:28,960 You've had a head injury. 2006 02:04:28,994 --> 02:04:30,762 The exact same thing happened to Harry. 2007 02:04:30,795 --> 02:04:33,264 You're havin' some sort of brain glitch. 2008 02:04:33,298 --> 02:04:36,168 Nope. My brain's all good, kid. 2009 02:04:36,700 --> 02:04:38,136 And you know what? 2010 02:04:38,169 --> 02:04:41,940 I reckon the same was true for your friend Harry over here. 2011 02:04:41,972 --> 02:04:44,975 Real fine instincts, I'll give him that. 2012 02:04:45,009 --> 02:04:46,410 So stay still... 2013 02:04:46,444 --> 02:04:47,545 or I'll dice him up so small, 2014 02:04:47,579 --> 02:04:48,679 you can take him home in a bucket... 2015 02:04:48,713 --> 02:04:50,081 and still have room for what's left 2016 02:04:50,115 --> 02:04:51,650 of your buddy, Merlin. 2017 02:04:52,685 --> 02:04:54,352 Well, that's just fucking great. 2018 02:04:54,386 --> 02:04:55,954 You're working for the president? 2019 02:04:55,987 --> 02:04:57,222 That asshole? 2020 02:04:57,255 --> 02:04:58,322 (chuckles) 2021 02:04:58,356 --> 02:05:02,494 Hell no. It's a matter of personal principle, agent. 2022 02:05:02,526 --> 02:05:05,029 No more drug users. 2023 02:05:05,062 --> 02:05:08,132 And the Statesman share price rockets. 2024 02:05:09,601 --> 02:05:12,904 So those are your principles? Making money? 2025 02:05:12,937 --> 02:05:15,240 Our agencies were founded to uphold peace. 2026 02:05:15,272 --> 02:05:16,475 To protect the innocent. 2027 02:05:16,508 --> 02:05:18,576 Do you wanna know who was innocent? 2028 02:05:18,610 --> 02:05:21,614 My high school sweetheart. 2029 02:05:22,080 --> 02:05:23,915 Love of my life. 2030 02:05:23,949 --> 02:05:25,851 Pregnant with my little boy. 2031 02:05:26,750 --> 02:05:28,721 He'd be about your age now... 2032 02:05:28,754 --> 02:05:30,722 if his mama hadn't got caught in the crossfire... 2033 02:05:30,755 --> 02:05:31,856 when two meth head freaks 2034 02:05:31,889 --> 02:05:34,927 decided to rob a fucking convenience store. 2035 02:05:37,463 --> 02:05:40,632 A world without those people in it... 2036 02:05:40,664 --> 02:05:43,134 sure smells like peace to me. 2037 02:05:43,901 --> 02:05:46,070 You break the law... 2038 02:05:46,105 --> 02:05:47,973 you pay the price. 2039 02:05:48,639 --> 02:05:50,674 Good riddance... 2040 02:05:50,708 --> 02:05:52,978 to all of them. 2041 02:05:57,715 --> 02:06:00,985 That's why I got to destroy that case. 2042 02:06:01,018 --> 02:06:04,722 Now slide it over, Agent Galahad. 2043 02:06:09,593 --> 02:06:11,195 Thank you. 2044 02:06:11,228 --> 02:06:13,197 Do you know what, Harry? 2045 02:06:13,231 --> 02:06:14,298 I think he's got a point. 2046 02:06:16,935 --> 02:06:20,239 I think it sounds like a bright idea. 2047 02:06:21,039 --> 02:06:22,041 (beeps) 2048 02:06:30,080 --> 02:06:31,784 (crackling) 2049 02:06:51,035 --> 02:06:52,370 (grunting) 2050 02:07:08,453 --> 02:07:10,422 (grunting) 2051 02:07:29,775 --> 02:07:31,176 (both grunting) 2052 02:07:32,643 --> 02:07:33,878 (groans) 2053 02:07:40,651 --> 02:07:42,420 (both grunting) 2054 02:07:53,231 --> 02:07:54,433 (choking) 2055 02:08:36,975 --> 02:08:41,045 Put alpha gel on that, dickhead. 2056 02:08:42,414 --> 02:08:43,415 (lock clicks) 2057 02:08:50,954 --> 02:08:52,557 "Viva las vegan." 2058 02:08:53,424 --> 02:08:54,726 (beeps) 2059 02:08:54,758 --> 02:08:56,060 EGGSY This one's for you, Merlin. 2060 02:09:10,676 --> 02:09:11,776 It's a day of worldwide celebration 2061 02:09:11,810 --> 02:09:14,212 as millions rejoice... 2062 02:09:14,245 --> 02:09:17,616 after they or their loved ones were saved from death. 2063 02:09:19,951 --> 02:09:21,419 (mother sighs) 2064 02:09:23,655 --> 02:09:26,425 (parents exclaiming) 2065 02:09:29,527 --> 02:09:32,196 FEMALE NEWS ANCHOR : Distribution of The Golden Circle antidote continues... 2066 02:09:32,230 --> 02:09:34,132 and field hospitals are emptying... 2067 02:09:34,165 --> 02:09:37,502 as victims return to their homes tonight, cured. 2068 02:09:58,755 --> 02:10:00,991 Come on, Liam. Man, come on. 2069 02:10:01,026 --> 02:10:03,495 Yes! Yes! Yes! 2070 02:10:05,496 --> 02:10:07,164 (both laughing) 2071 02:10:09,100 --> 02:10:10,736 I love you, man! I love you! 2072 02:10:10,768 --> 02:10:13,004 I'm never touching that shit again! 2073 02:10:16,307 --> 02:10:17,308 What happened? 2074 02:10:18,843 --> 02:10:21,079 Did I miss something? You sure did. 2075 02:10:21,111 --> 02:10:25,216 From now on, Tequila, I suggest you stick to booze. 2076 02:10:27,852 --> 02:10:29,421 FOX : The president actively sanctioned 2077 02:10:29,454 --> 02:10:32,691 the deaths of hundreds of millions of people... 2078 02:10:33,557 --> 02:10:36,060 and lied to the public. 2079 02:10:36,093 --> 02:10:39,263 I am proud to be responsible for his impeachment... 2080 02:10:39,297 --> 02:10:41,098 and I will do everything I can 2081 02:10:41,132 --> 02:10:43,602 to ensure a smooth transition of power. 2082 02:10:44,602 --> 02:10:47,472 CHAMP : In honor of this historic occasion, 2083 02:10:47,505 --> 02:10:48,941 we have purchased... 2084 02:10:49,975 --> 02:10:52,311 a distillery in Scotland. 2085 02:10:52,343 --> 02:10:53,411 (uncorks bottle) 2086 02:10:53,445 --> 02:10:54,612 This shows the world... 2087 02:10:54,646 --> 02:10:59,518 that Kingsman is now joining the liquor business. 2088 02:11:00,151 --> 02:11:02,487 Before we were cousins. 2089 02:11:02,520 --> 02:11:06,924 Now we're brothers, working side-by-side. 2090 02:11:06,958 --> 02:11:10,094 All our resources are now yours. 2091 02:11:10,128 --> 02:11:12,364 You can rebuild. 2092 02:11:12,396 --> 02:11:14,331 Yeah, y'all shittin' in high cotton now. 2093 02:11:14,365 --> 02:11:15,500 (chuckles) (clinks bottle) 2094 02:11:15,532 --> 02:11:17,902 Agent Tequila, this is a formal occasion... 2095 02:11:17,936 --> 02:11:19,737 where's your tie and jacket? 2096 02:11:19,771 --> 02:11:20,905 Sorry, sir. 2097 02:11:20,938 --> 02:11:24,676 Maybe the Kingsman boys can dress you properly. 2098 02:11:25,776 --> 02:11:27,346 To our union! 2099 02:11:28,413 --> 02:11:29,414 ALL : To our union! 2100 02:11:31,316 --> 02:11:32,517 (sniffling) 2101 02:11:33,250 --> 02:11:35,253 Final order of business... 2102 02:11:36,053 --> 02:11:37,487 we would be honored 2103 02:11:37,521 --> 02:11:41,058 if one of you would be our new Agent Whiskey. 2104 02:11:41,093 --> 02:11:45,964 Yeah, this two Galahad thing is just fucking confusing. 2105 02:11:45,996 --> 02:11:47,130 (both stuttering) 2106 02:11:47,164 --> 02:11:48,600 Well, I'm very honored... 2107 02:11:50,901 --> 02:11:52,103 Champ... 2108 02:11:53,905 --> 02:11:56,108 I'd like to throw my hat in the ring. 2109 02:12:00,378 --> 02:12:01,446 All right! 2110 02:12:02,681 --> 02:12:04,016 Statesmen, the vote. 2111 02:12:07,017 --> 02:12:08,986 Looks like she's in. 2112 02:12:09,020 --> 02:12:10,321 Have a seat. 2113 02:12:11,554 --> 02:12:12,624 (chuckles) 2114 02:12:14,859 --> 02:12:16,627 To Agent Whiskey! 2115 02:12:16,660 --> 02:12:17,795 Agent Whiskey! 2116 02:12:25,402 --> 02:12:26,471 Cheers! 2117 02:12:31,308 --> 02:12:33,712 Are you sure I don't look like a dick? 2118 02:12:36,614 --> 02:12:37,682 Look in the mirror. 2119 02:12:43,721 --> 02:12:45,089 What do you see? 2120 02:12:45,123 --> 02:12:48,625 Someone who can't believe what the fuck is going on. 2121 02:12:48,659 --> 02:12:49,893 (sighs) 2122 02:12:49,928 --> 02:12:51,663 I see a man who is honorable... 2123 02:12:53,864 --> 02:12:55,133 brave... 2124 02:12:55,833 --> 02:12:57,502 loyal... 2125 02:12:57,535 --> 02:12:59,805 who's fulfilled his huge potential. 2126 02:13:01,472 --> 02:13:03,842 A man who's done something good with his life. 2127 02:13:05,142 --> 02:13:07,378 I owe you everything, Harry. 2128 02:13:08,646 --> 02:13:10,048 Thank you. 2129 02:13:10,080 --> 02:13:11,382 Don't mention it. 2130 02:13:12,650 --> 02:13:13,652 You ready? 2131 02:13:16,620 --> 02:13:18,556 Not a doubt in my mind. 2132 02:13:56,928 --> 02:13:59,131 (all cheering) 2133 02:14:10,241 --> 02:14:13,143 HARRY : As one of our founding Kingsman once said... 2134 02:14:13,177 --> 02:14:15,146 this is not the end. 2135 02:14:15,179 --> 02:14:18,316 It is not even the beginning of the end. 2136 02:14:18,348 --> 02:14:22,820 But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning. 2137 02:14:23,588 --> 02:14:24,856 Yeah! 2138 02:14:24,880 --> 02:14:33,880 ^.^.^.^.COLORED by.^.^.^.^ ® Sud_Arun collections ® A member of Psagmeno.com