[Oogway] Who knows the ways of the universe?
Where and when a raindrop might fall?
How strongly a wind will blow?
I'll get it. Yeah!
Come on, pal.
[Oogway] Is it all just an accident?
-Or could it be destiny? -Yay, this is awesome!
Nice. Radish.
[Ping] Po! Help! Help me!
Sorry. Excuse me. Coming through!
Dad! I'll protect you from that... pen?
-I need you to autograph your stuff. -Stuff?
Business has doubled since I turned your bedroom into a gift shop.
Gift shop?
Dragon Warrior souvenirs with every purchase.
-Whoa, whoa. You're selling my stuff? -Oh, no, no.
-Oh, boy, thank you! -I'm giving it away.
What? What about my Furious Five figures? Where are they?
-I put them in the box over there. -This box?
Uh, whoops.
[Po] No!
[sobbing] No.
I'm sorry, Po.
Dad, they're handmade scale replicas with kung fu action!
I made them the day I fell in love with kung fu. I have to find them!
Ow!
-Po! It was an accident! -Where are they?
[Oogway] Accident? Or destiny?
Little does Po know that it was just such an accident
that brought the Furious Five together all those years ago.
This is the story of how the Five came to be.
-[Shifu] Straighten up! -[Tigress] Yes, Master Shifu.
[Shifu] Wider!
Lower stance.
Hold your ground.
Steady!
Strong!
Chin up!
This is the way of kung fu. [grunts]
I can't even tell them apart.
[Shifu] Focus!
Control!
[Shifu grunting]
-[hisses] -Control!
[growling]
Ah... There she is.
What are you doing? That's not proper form!
This is not control! And stand on your feet!
I'm sorry, master!
I don't know what got into me. It won't happen again.
I wish I could believe that. [sighs]
-One hundred laps. -Yes, Master Shifu.
-Higher knees! -Yes, Master Shifu!
She wants to make you proud.
Maybe I could be proud if she was doing the correct form.
Your form.
Is there another kind?
Shifu, an acorn can only become the mighty oak,
not a cherry tree.
You must let her grow into what she will be.
[Mongrel] Master Oogway! Master Shifu!
-Master Mongrel! -What is it?
He's coming! A giant of a warrior.
He calls himself Boar.
I am Boar!
-[Mongrel] He's unstoppable! -I am unstoppable!
-[Mongrel] He's invincible! -I am invis-- Insiv-- I am Boar!
He's defeating the masters, one by one.
He's heading this way. Shifu, only you can stop him.
Some boar has destroyed the north road, so I have to get vegetables in the south.
And now, while I'm gone, you're the chef.
All right. Don't worry.
I've watched you cook, like, a thousand times.
I'll be good at cheffing. Cheffering.
I almost forgot. Goodbye. I'll miss you.
I'll be back soon.
Now, don't forget. Sweep the sidewalks, wipe down the tables, pass out the menus.
Sweep, wipe, pass out. Like every day.
Don't worry, Dad. I got this. Go.
Okay. Bye!
Whoa!
Well, that's done.
That boar will be here by morning, but I've dealt with his kind before.
I hold my ground.
Steady.
Strong.
He's been at this all day, hasn't he?
Yes! He's amazing.
I'll never be like him.
No, you won't.
Shifu, there's a matter of the utmost importance.
What's more important than preparing for battle?
[Oogway] Food!
Let's order in.
Chop, chop, chop. I know I put it here somewhere.
Oh! The spices, right.
So what do you guys do all day up there at the, uh...
[sneezes]
Jade Palace?
-Kung fu. -Thank you. Bless you too.
No. No. Kung fu.
Oh, yeah, kung fu.
That's really neat how you do the fu thing with the kung.
You have no idea what that is, do you?
No. No, I don't.
Well, I should get this back.
Right! Yeah, of course.
They're gonna love it. Love it!
-[coughs] What was in that food? -[stomach growling]
Please, fetch a doctor.
He's in no condition to fight that boar.
I can hear you.
Tigress is right. You need reinforcements.
[Shifu groans]
Master, it would be an honor to fight for you.
No! You are not ready.
-[chuckles] -Get me a scroll.
This is a list of four warriors.
Find them in the Wang Fu Village, and hurry.
No. Send Tigress.
Master, I won't disappoint you.
[Shifu] Mm.
Be back before dawn. Do not fail me.
-I will make you proud. -Mm.
[groans]
Po, did you hear? Some idiot cook poisoned Shifu.
[Po] What?
Is he dead?
Not yet, but he will be when they catch him.
No! I meant Shifu.
Oh, he's alive. Barely.
-[gulps] -So how did you do?
Oh, I've made a mess.
Oh, that you did.
Ah, my son the chef. I'm so proud.
Yeah, about the whole chef thing. Maybe I'd be good at something else.
Let's see how good you are at cleaning up this mess.
Good thinking, Dad. Clean things! I'd be a great cleaner.
[laughing] You, a cleaner?
I can't even get you to take a bath. You're funny.
-You should be a comedian. -A comedian!
-Uh-huh. Uh-huh. -Or a dancer.
Got it. Dancer. I can do graceful.
You, graceful? I feel sick.
Then you need a doctor! I could be one.
Cleaner, comedian, dancer, doctor. Great! What else?
An emperor.
Can I?
No! I was just kidding!
Po, your destiny is to become a chef like me.
I can't be a chef.
I'm the one who poison-- ted out that I can't be a chef.
Dad, I'm never gonna be like you.
I just... I don't know what I wanna do.
Hmm. I know what you can do. Take out the trash.
[Mantis grunts]
Pardon me. I'm here to see Shifu. I'm the doctor.
Oh, sorry.
The list!
[Mantis] Okay, nice meeting you!
[Ping] You have to know what you wanna do in life.
Otherwise, you'll end up being a loser, like that chef who poisoned Shifu.
-Right, Po? -[whispering] Yeah, rub it in.
Ow! [wincing]
Oh!
[roaring]
I am Boar! I am unstoppable!
Master Shifu. From the Jade Palace. He will stop you!
Shifu?
The Jade Palace.
Make it quick. I have a valley to defend.
Acupuncture is a very precise art.
Have you ever done this before?
[laughing] No, you're my first patient.
-[grunts] -Whoa!
That is weird.
[shouting]
[rhinos grunting in unison]
The Cleaner?
It must be a codename.
Masters, the valley is in great peril.
Master Shifu sent me to fetch four warriors.
I'm looking for...
the Cleaner?
Yes?
Right.
Master Cleaner, it is an honor to meet you.
Master Shifu has asked that you return with me to the Jade Palace.
-You are needed there. -The Jade Palace?
Excellent work.
Yes! I-- Yes, of course I'll go.
Good. We must hurry.
The Jade Palace! I'm needed there!
[Crane laughing]
Let's see. Who's next?
The Comedian?
That's not a banana. That's my wife!
-Oh, this is awful. -[audience groaning]
-[Monkey] Okay, two of us go into a bar. -[audience shouting]
One of us goes in.
Do not go in there. He's so bad!
Excellent!
Hello? Master Comedian? I've been sent by Master Shi--
[gasps] Is everything all right?
Sure, I killed in there.
I cannot read this. It's upside down.
Master Shifu asked that you return with me to the Jade Palace.
Jade Palace?
That's not my wife. That's a banana! Get it?
Excellent joke.
Master? Master Comedian? Will you come?
Then I say, "That's my wife!"
Well, there you go. So who's next?
[Tigress] The Dancer.
[Viper chuckling]
Excellent show.
The Jade Palace! [gasps]
-Oh, Father, I'll make you proud. -Oh, I've always been proud of you.
Oh, that's so cute.
So who's next on the list?
What? Oh, yes.
The Doctor.
I'm the doctor.
Oh, he's already there. Let's go.
I've read about this once. It's called eyeball acupuncture.
So brace for impact.
[Shifu shouting]
[Tigress panting]
[both panting]
[laughing]
-Whoa! -Coming through.
Yeah!
Hiyah!
[shouting]
-[gasps] -[chuckling]
[all laughing]
Now I know why Shifu chose you.
Really? Why?
Because you're amazing!
-Nice! -Oh, wow. Thanks!
At this pace, we'll get there just in time.
[Crane] Great! Can't wait!
[Tigress panting]
-Uh... -And with the Doctor,
you have the four you requested.
-Wait, what? -May I add, it was an honor to serve you.
Why, Tigress, what is this? [coughing]
The... The warriors on your list.
-Warriors? Where? -Uh...
This is not my list! Where are the warriors that I sent for?
Oh, is it my turn?
I... I don't understand.
It must be an accident.
Ah, there are no acci--
Master, forgive me.
You disappoint me. Who will defend the valley now?
-Wait, we can help Tigress. -What?
We can fight a little bit.
-Yes, count me in too. -Let's do this!
I'm not actually a doctor, so I'm in.
You can help by leaving.
Okay, bye.
No. No, master, please listen. I have seen them. They have skills!
But they are not the warriors I sent for! [coughs]
It's been an honor to know you.
-Oh. -But, Tigress...
[Tigress] I'm sorry.
Master Shifu! Master! The boar! The boar has been spotted by the Great Forest!
-Evacuate the city to higher ground. -Right away!
You. You should leave now.
Let's go.
I'll do what I can.
A cleaner, a comedian, a dancer, and even that little doctor.
It was no accident that you found them.
I failed Shifu.
Worse.
You are failing yourself.
No matter how much you try, you will never be Shifu.
The question is, can you be Tigress?
[Po] This is terrible.
-Yes, they're leaving before breakfast. -No, Dad.
If I hadn't poisoned Shifu, none of this would have happened.
Po? You cooked that meal for Shifu?
So Shifu ate noodles from Ping's Noodle Hut?
Dad, I'm sorry. I was gonna tell you, but--
-No, this is fantastic! -But--
Now serving the Jade Palace, Ping and Son.
-You can't buy this kind of publicity. -But, Dad--
If we hurry, we'll be the only ones selling food to all those starving folk.
-Wait-- -I'll get the pots.
Gather some roots and mushrooms from the hilltop.
-And I'll see you up there later. -[sighs] Okay. I'm on it.
I wish there was something we could do.
Any idea how big this boar is? Is it huge? Is it gigantic? Is it big-ish?
[breathing heavily]
I am Boar!
I hold my ground. Steady. Strong.
This is the way of kung fu.
So you're gonna stop me?
[laughs] Let's see!
Is that all you got?
I'm disappointed.
I was expecting a challenge!
[Oogway] Good morning, Shifu.
-I must do something. -No.
Her destiny is not yours to control.
[Boar laughing]
I am unstoppable!
[Crane] Gotcha!
Don't move, sweetie.
[hooting]
You know what the best part of the joke is? The punch line!
Need a hand?
[yelps]
[Boar] What are you doing? You are nothing!
I just defeated Shifu!
-[Tigress] No. -[grunts]
I'm not Shifu.
[growling]
I am Tigress.
Whoa.
Hiyah!
Oh!
Hold your breath. It's gonna hurt.
All right, all together.
Twist your hips.
Recoil.
And extend!
I've been stopped.
Kung fu.
I know.
I know what I wanna do!
I know what I wanna do! Ow!
I guess we're done here.
-Hey! We could be a team. -[Tigress] Yes!
-Great! -[Mantis] What should we call ourselves?
[groaning]
Here, Shifu. Feel better.
[Crane] What about The Forensic Five?
-[Mantis] The Funky Five? -[Crane] The Fireproof Five?
-[Mantis] Bigger. Think bigger! -The Fleshy Five.
Sloppy. Very sloppy.
Your technique is unorthodox and undisciplined.
Training begins right away.
[sighs]
Tigress, what are you doing?
It's time to develop this Tiger Style of yours.
I am very proud of you.
-Master. -Wait!
You're welcome to stay.
You fought well, with courage and honor. We must explore those skills of yours.
You are tiny, very small. But I know how much pain you can inflict.
You're welcome.
Oh, four fists, huh? You should be able to handle this.
Whatever their nature, your limbs will become your weapons,
your shields, your best allies.
Ah, right, no legs.
-Yeah. Oops. -We'll work something out.
All right, then, we have five new kung fu styles to perfect.
And then Tigress went for the last blow.
[sobbing] Where are they? Where?
[child] I will follow you, Master Tigress. We'll defeat the bandits.
They don't stand a chance against my sidekick.
Come on, you ugly bandit. Have a taste of my foot.
[sighs] Forgive me, Master Tigress. I have failed you.
He'll never be a great warrior. His stance is too weak.
Because he won't eat his broccoli.
Well, I believe in him.
[grunting]
[whispering] Yes, right foot.
That's it. Shift your weight.
Twist the hips.
Recoil, and extend!
Yes! Thank you, Master Tigress.
-Come on, sweetie. Bedtime. -Coming, Mom. Coming.
[laughs] Well done, little master.
-Did you find your dolls? -[Po] Uh...
Your father told us he accidentally gave them away.
No, I think they're right where they're meant to be.
Besides, I got the real thing right here!
-[Crane] That's right! -[Viper] That's so sweet.
[Oogway] Who knows the ways of the universe?
Accident, or destiny?
That is the secret.
[upbeat orchestral music playing]