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The vineyards currently take up over thirty thousand acres,
where we grow five different varieties of wine,
Cabernet Sauvignon, Merlot, Shiraz, Carménère, and Sauvignon Blanc.
Now please follow me and watch your step.
I hate your gringo friend.
Right now, so do I.
Centuries ago huge festivals were held at the end of the grape harvest.
And the virgins of the different towns would stomp the grapes
to make the wine. As you have seen today now it's a much more
sophisticated process.
Do you have any questions? No?
OK, feel free to look around and take pictures.
Actually I have a question,
can you take a photo of me and my friends?
Sure. Thanks.
Just push right there.
Halfway to focus. OK.
Gentlemen? Come on.
I can't move, por favor. Yeah, I'm good here.
Ariel, one photo for the mishbuka.
Come on.
Say wine!
Wine.
Everybody please, before you taste the wine,
take a moment and try to find the different aromas in this Cabernet.
Yeah, it's OK.
Chi!
Le. Le.
Chichichi! Lelele!
Viva Chile!
L 'chaim!
Excuse me. Yes?
Last time I was here I tried a delicious Cabernet.
And I haven't been able to find it anywhere.
I took a picture of the label...
Wait.
Can you show me the last picture?
Is that the RZA?
Who?
RZA... He's a good friend of mine.
I need to call him.
He wanted to come in January, but there aren't available venues till November.
Are you organizing a Wu-Tang Clan concert in Chile?
Not me, my company.
Hey, stop it.
You unfollowed her for a reason.
I just want to know if she tweeted that guy again.
Dude, you don't have x-ray vision to see her DM's.
No, but I know her well enough to know what she's not saying.
Last time I was single you met a girl and got her email.
Now I feel like every girl I meet I have to download some new app.
Whatever happened to meeting a girl in the park and saying hey...
...how about a cup of coffee?
Don't worry, Gringo, we're taking you to a nice park
where you can ask a girl for coffee.
Trust me.
Here's your coffee.
Gracias, Señor.
Petañas.
Labios.
Sorry.
Oh, it's my daughter.
Hang on, baby, I'm at a party, it's very loud, just a second.
I have to go.
Please... I just gotta talk to her.
I have to talk to her. She's in California.
Un minuto. Dos minuto.
Gracias. I'm coming, sweetie! It's just really loud right here.
Just a second, baby!
Hey, honey!
Hi, Daddy! When are you coming home?
I'll be home in two days. Sooner than you think.
Hey, what about your sister?
The further away the better.
Kylie!
Bye, Daddy, Tom's here. Who?
Mommy's new boyfriend! Bye!
Fuck!
Next.
No, we're having so much fun. I'll call you when I get back.
OK. Love you.
Hey.
You're American?
Yes. That's really...
I'm... Obviously me too.
I'm from... Where you from?
Los Angeles. I'm from San Diego.
That was a crazy flight here, right?
That was like 12 hours, did you come here for the concert?
No.
Oh, I didn't either. I came to visit some friends.
They kinda took me here. But this is crazy, right? It's really cool.
Umm...
I don't have... Uh... I don't have any cards,
but, um, if you're ever in San Diego.
If I'm ever in San Diego, what?
If you're ever in San Diego, um, there's an awesome zoo.
Hi.
I have a boyfriend.
Oh, that's really cool. You guys... is he here?
You guys been together for a long... We're done, thanks.
Cool... Nice meeting you.
Don't you ever leave my side again.
OK, I thought you were behind us.
Names?
Oh, we're on the list. A guy put us on there.
It was a foreign name, 'cause we're not from here.
It was something like, you know... Pedro...
Full name? ...Pablo... Yeah.
Full name.
OK. I'm Kylie, this is Irina.
Hello. What's your name?
Full name.
Next.
Like!
Isn't that the girl from last night?
Yeah, yeah, let me check.
Yeah, it's the same. Antonio!
Hi!
I mean, why should I stay?
All the clubs here are the same as everywhere else.
Same people, same DJ's...
Same hipster music.
I thought South America was going to be like third-world.
But like, cool third-world. You know, like Bali.
Well, it is if you know where to go.
The best parties are hidden.
There's one party tomorrow night in Valparaiso.
That's the real Chile.
People think Chile is like City of God or something.
Or like Juarez, like there's bodies hanging in the streets.
This place is awesome! It's like the indie station of Latin America.
It's like really cool, the food here is so fresh.
There's no preservatives in anything.
I'm sorry.
We actually could stay.
The only problem is my sister.
That girl is your sister? Technically yes, same dad.
It's not like I know her, she was off with her mom in Hungary.
She's a real pain in the ass.
So, I forgave her. But then she fucked this other guy.
I don't understand why she keeps texting me.
Look what she just sent to me. Look.
I know it's in Spanish, but you get the point, right?
Right. Excuse me.
I can translate it for you.
You're kidding me? It's champagne.
I don't make the rules.
No, you enforce them which is worse.
Too bad. Hey, don't worry.
When you're 21 you can drink without anyone's permission.
I am 21. I don't need anybody's permission.
Good girl.
Your boyfriend?
No. My son.
I have a daughter. I'm not surprised.
Really, why is that?
Because, you're dressed like a dad.
Fuck you.
Check this out, I looked like this when we met.
That's you? True story.
When did you lose it? A year ago.
That's when she started liking me.
She's so superficial.
Monica! Monica! Pollo just invited us to Valparaiso.
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about the coolest thing in Chile.
There's a huge party. We're leaving tomorrow.
Valparaiso is a really nice place. It's made of human skin.
What? Scale, Ariel. Human scale.
Yeah, yeah, that's right.
Human scale. You don't need a car,
you can walk everywhere. It's great.
Come on, Monica. Pollo changed our tickets.
He upgraded us to business class. It's done.
Kylie!
You can't just change plans. You have to consult me.
What's your fucking problem?
It's just one night and we're out of coach.
It's so close, let's go see it.
No, no. You're coming back with me tomorrow.
No. I can do whatever I want.
No, you can't. As you've repeatedly proven.
OK, let's see what Daddy has to say about it.
Ooooh.
Listen... Sofia... Monica.
You have nothing to worry about.
Pollo's dad owns a boutique hotel in Valparaiso.
It's a really nice place... and it's very safe.
Housing is the least of my concerns.
It doesn't matter anyway.
There's no way our dad would let her go.
Daddy would like a word.
Hello?
OK, guys! Welcome to Valparaiso city.
I'm Ariel. Or Ariel for you.
First of all, we're going to eat.
There's a great restaurant round the corner. Great shellfish.
I know it's not Kosher.
We have chicken for you. OK, good, thank you.
Who wants ice cream?!
Kylie. Kylie. Hold on. Hold on.
Hey! Don Pollo!
I used to play this song with my band.
Muscle Rock.
It just came to me... in a dream.
♪ Monica You're so white
♪ Better keep away from the sun
♪ You come from Hungary But aren't you hungry?
♪ Eat your goulash
♪ And you'll be fine
♪ Play with your Rubik Cube
♪ You're just...
♪ Budapest is your home ♪
Let's go.
Isn't there another way, like steps?
It's a quick ride and it's beautiful. Come on.
Hey, Monica, it's only a hundred years old, look.
Why is that? It's because we're Jews.
No, no, wait, wait.
Dude, it's 30 seconds. We'll take the Jew car.
Yeah, we didn't want to ride with you guys anyway.
Yeah, fuck you guys. No, waiting is for poor people.
Let's go.
Muchas gracias. Gracias.
What did he say?
Have a nice trip.
Check it out. This is just stunning.
I can't believe you guys almost missed this.
This is the Chile I wanted to experience.
I know, right?
Wow! These are really cool favelas.
I want one for my backyard.
Honey, I'll buy you a favela. Poor people included.
Like the view? Yeah.
Christ! What the fuck, Pollo.
What's going on?
Is this part of it? I don't know.
Hola.
Hola!
We're not going to fall down, it's OK. Come on. Right?
Hola!
Gracias!
I wasn't scared.
That was exciting. Well done, Pollo.
That's awesome. Jews are not meant for tragedy.
We don't handle it well.
Say "dead bodies!" Dead bodies!
Another message from Sofia.
You want to know what it says?
Stay back. My hero!
Hey, what does that say?
It says....
"Beware, dead babies."
That's not funny.
Pollo, no baby jokes.
It says, don't be afraid, I am with you.
They created this monument for all the orphans who died.
People come here all the time to make wishes.
I don't get it, why were there so many orphans?
You see that church?
They say that the priests and the nuns
would meet to have sex in secret tunnels.
And when they got pregnant, they buried the babies under here.
Ugh. Do those tunnels still exist?
I don't know, but there's a short cut to the church down that way.
Let's go. I'm not going into the tunnels.
OK.
Hey, Gringo, if you want to fuck this girl,
you need a little bit more than hair gel.
This is what I look like when I go out.
Hey, I'm team Gringo, OK? I'm helping you.
Look, if there's one thing I learned from my asshole dad,
is that lying works.
I don't know, tell her you can hook her up
with your contacts in L.A. or something like that.
That girl's pretty experienced.
She's not going to fall for that bullshit.
Come on, Gringo. They're all the same.
They just want to be upgraded to business class.
Hey! What?
That's the girl from the vineyard! The guide. The Wu-Tang girl.
Yeah. Who do you think put her on the list.
Second lesson, always have a plan B.
I'm learning, Pollo.
Carmen! Pollo! Pollo, Pollo, Pollo!
Where's the bathroom, please? The baño?
Don't let her drink, please. It's not a joke.
Thanks, Mom! We have it.
Love you.
Really fast. Really fast.
Wait a second, OK?
Oh...
It's OK.
I was thinking about the energy of the universe.
What? The energy and how it brings
people together, and there's really no such thing as a coincidence.
And my corporation, my law firm, we just oversaw a corporate merger...
What? Sorry?
The merger, it's like a company that we did the deal for,
they bought a modeling agency in Los Angeles.
So now, randomly I have all these contacts,
with these modeling agents. Pollo told you to say that?
No... It's coincidence. The business is full of idiots
that think just because I'm Russian I'm starving.
Last year, I made a hundred and fifty grand. How about you?
You think it's too late for me to become a model?
Well, maybe you lose ten pounds
and don't put so much gel in your hair.
Maybe you have a chance.
You think maybe I have a chance?
Pollo! Pollo! Pollo! You left me all alone!
Oh, poor little thing.
Let's go dance.
Phone... Bye!
Russell! Russell! Russell!
Who's this dude? I don't know!
I think they're saying Russell!
Russell Dazzle!
P-P-P-P-Pollo, amigo!
Amigos. International friends.
This is the Russian princess, Irina.
Please, pick up.
Hey, where is Kylie? Dancing. Dancing...
Please, pick up.
Irina is very pretty. Girlfriend?
Uh, yeah, I mean it's new, we haven't quite...
...but it's pretty much on.
Oh! Gringo, Irina is very loca. That's hilarious...
Oh. Here, here, here...
Bye-bye. Russell Dazzle.
He's amazing. Pollo, what the fuck?
How's that helping Team Gringo?
It's not my fault you're too slow for this country.
Oh, fuck you. Fuck me?
Come on, Gringo, there's a million girls over there.
Hey, look, look, look. The cleaning lady isn't dancing with anyone.
Oh, maybe I'll tell her my father owns half the country, that seems to work.
OK, Gringo, if you wanna get fucked, then call your ex.
Nobody likes you here. Unlike you who everybody likes,
clearly it has nothing to do with your father's money.
Look, Gringo, I am not your buddy, OK?
That's Ariel. So we don't need to pretend we like each other.
I'm not pretending. Me neither.
Good. Good.
What was that?
Nothing.
Oh, look at that, Russell Dazzle really knows how to move.
It's Red Bull!
Just checking.
Shit, Pollo!
OK. We're outta here.
I'm not going anywhere.
Come on, Monica, relax.
It's just a little pot, she's not drinking.
You stay outta this. He's right, he's right.
You said no drinking.
Monica, you should take her home. She's really out of control.
Kylie, you're completely wasted.
I'm taking you home. Now.
No.
I'm not standing here all night.
I'm finally having fun for the first time in months.
And you want to ruin it for me. You want me to be as miserable as you.
That's not going to happen.
I'm sorry if you're incapable of having fun without drugs.
That's not my problem. So, what is your problem?
Because you never gave a shit about me until Daddy started paying you to.
So go back to India, go back to your tent. Go find yourself.
You need to listen to me, you're outta control.
So, we're leaving now.
No. I'm in control, and you will listen to me.
I can do whatever I want!
I'll do all the coke in Chile! I'll fuck any guy I want!
Stop it! I already fucked Pollo
while you were in the bathroom, and I sucked Gringo's cock!
And you know what? I'm going to fuck everybody in this club!
Who here wants to fuck, 'cause I'm ready!
Are you through? Hardly.
You want to know what Daddy said when she went off to India to find herself?
I hope she never comes back.
I only came to Valparaiso because I worry about you.
But you don't give a fuck about anyone else.
You're a selfish, spoiled, little shit!
I'm selfish?
That's actually funny, last I checked,
you were the one who had an abortion and got Daddy to pay for it!
What the fuck!
Help me!
Everyone all right?
Are you OK? Where's Irina?
Where's Ariel?
Carmen! Carmen!
Help me!
Ariel!
Carmen!
Ariel!
Pollo!
Pollo told us not to move! It's over, come on!
Ariel! Ariel!
Please find it!
Please! Please!
Help! Help! Help!
Monica!
We gotta find his hand!
We gotta stop the bleeding!
We have to go! No! No!
Ariel! Ariel!
I see it! I see it!
She's got it! She's got it! Let's go! Let's go!
We're going to help you up Ready?
On three... One, two, three!
Come on, you can do it.
Fuck! Go! Go!
Pollo, where's the car?
Over there, over there.
What the fuck do we do?! Let's calm down, OK?
My dad! My dad has a helicopter!
He can take us out in ten minutes, OK?
Check your phones! Check your phones for signal!
Where's the hospital?
It's on top of the hill, but I don't know how to get there.
We got to stop someone!
Here comes someone!
Stop!
Stay with him! We gotta find someone!
He's going to lose consciousness. He's losing too much blood.
Hold it!
How do you feel? It only hurts when I laugh.
There's a guy over there who can help him!
Kylie! Señor. Señor. A hospital?
A hospital?
The roads are completely blocked. There's no cars anywhere.
No!
No! No! No! Dangerous!
What the fuck is that?!
What?!
Tsunami! Tsunami! Let's go, let's go!
A fucking tsunami's coming. Let's go!
Wait here! Wait here! OK?
Ariel! Get up! Come on, get up!
Come on! Walk! Come on!
Ariel...
Pollo!
He's dying! He went unconscious.
He passed out. We're losing him! He's going to die.
Jesus, please!
Por favor! Por favor!
He's dying! He's dying!
I'm sorry... I know I'm an asshole.
Just don't take it out on my friend, please.
Please let him get to the hospital.
Fine... But only him.
Please, take my friend to the hospital.
Don't worry. Thanks a lot.
Relax!
Everything is gonna be okay.
We'll find another way to the hospital.
Every ten years we have tsunami warnings. It never happens.
Hey, two minutes, you'll be there.
Here they come! Here they come!
What the fuck is going on?!
Calm down! He's there.
Let it go.
Pollo...
Pollo, don't do it. Don't do this! Pollo.
Pollo.
Pollo, come on.
Pollo.
Come on. Come on.
Pollo...
Pollo, we have to keep moving.
Pollo, the tsunami's coming. We have to keep moving.
Pollo...
I don't speak Spanish, Pollo, none of us do.
Nobody speaks Spanish. We don't know where we are.
We have to keep moving. The tsunami's coming.
It's not your fault, Pollo. There's nothing we can do.
Pollo, he was my friend too.
You only knew him one summer.
I knew him my entire life. I know.
It's all my fault. I killed him.
No, it's nobody's fault. It's nobody's fault.
We don't all have to die. Pollo, without you...
...we're going to die.
I don't know where the fuck I am. We don't speak Spanish.
Please, the tsunami's coming.
Pollo, stop it! We have to go!
Fucking tsunami's coming! Let's go! Move!
Now! Let's go!
Monica! Monica.
What the fuck is going on?! It's a fucking madhouse.
Monica. Hold my hand, hold my hand. Hold my hand, OK?
Look into my eyes!
Look into my eyes. Look into my eyes.
Breathe, OK, breathe. Breathe...
Breathe. Breathe.
Breathe with me, OK?
Thank you. OK. OK.
Attention! The prison collapsed. Inmates escaped.
Curfew is in effect. Go home or you will be arrested.
It's the police! It's the police, we're safe!
We're safe, OK.
Ariel said there was a shortcut through the cemetery.
That way! Go! Go! Go!
Look at those girls! Get 'em!
Fuck! Run! Run!
Hey, ladies, where you going?
Come on!
It's too heavy!
We need a jack, let's find a car!
No! No! No! Don't leave me! My daughter! Don't leave me!
I'll stay with him! Go find it! I'll stay here!
No, we stay together! No, I can't leave her!
Just go with Pollo!
Hey, we'll be right back, OK? Let's go! Let's go!
Oh, my God! The other house!
What are we going to do?
It's OK. It's OK.
Everything is going to be all right.
We'll be home with our kids soon. You will see.
Look.Look...
My beautiful boy.
He's not afraid of anything. Barely three years old.
He's my hero.
He's... he's like his mother.
Guys, shh! Listen.
It's them.
You have to hide.
You have to... We can't leave you here.
No... they'll take my money. They'll take my money. Go...
You... have to hide.
Let's go. Go... Go...
Shit!
Shut up!
What's up, Marito?
This motherfucker scared me.
Look for a jack or something!
There's nothing!
Wait, someone's coming!
Hey! Hey!
Stop! Stop!
They have to stop!
It's not stopping!
Check his pockets.
He's alive.
This is useful.
And this.
Where are the girls?
I don't speak Spanish.
Marito, translate for me.
Girls? Where?
They're getting a doctor... for me.
A doctor... I don't believe him.
He's lying.
Where are the girls?
Help me, please, help me!
Oh, my God...
Please, help me get out of here.
Break the wood.
My partner is already dead.
Break the wood and get me out of here.
I know you can do it.
Oh! Please...
Come here.
Last chance, Gringo.
Where are the girls?
They're not here. They went for a doctor. They're getting me a doctor.
They're getting me a doctor.
They're not here. They're getting me a doctor.
He doesn't want to talk.
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
Please don't! Don't!
Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
Where are they?
I have a daughter! I have a daughter, please! I have a daughter!
He says he's got a daughter.
Tell him she's about to become an orphan.
Shh!
Use this.
Use this to break the wood.
We can call an ambulance. I'm not going to kill him.
Would you rather kill two people than save one?
I have a family. Take the axe.
Do it now! He's dead!
Your friends. Where?
Not here!
Check if there are more girls hiding around.
No!No!No!
There is nobody here.
Leave us alone.
No!
Turn around!
No! Stop!
Shut up or I'll burn you alive!
Thank you, dear God!
What is he saying? Prison... collapse.
Prisoners are everywhere.
They tried to steal the...
Fire truck? Yes.
Oh, God, Kylie! You got to help us!
You are going to hell, motherfucker!
There was another girl!
Go get her!
Besides you, Marito.
Happy birthday, brother.
Enjoy.
No!No!No!
Kylie!
How's Gringo?
They burned him alive!
Irina! Irina, they have her!
We have to save her! We have to go!
Oh, my God.
We got to do something.
No, it's too dangerous.
She's right. It's very dangerous. Let's go.
I'm sick of this shit.
Marito. Marito.
Marito.
Irina! Let's go! Let's go!
They killed, Marito!
Follow me!
Stay right there. Please, open the door!
Step away from the gate! Residents only!
Please, We need your help! We already have our share of troubles.
Three of our friends are dead!
Get out of here!
Motherfucker! Let's go!
Wait.
What are you doing? They can stay in my house.
We can't just let anyone in. They could be prisoners!
It happened to the people just down the street, they raped three women.
We are not criminals. I'm a fireman.
Those rapists said the same thing.
We're not prisoners. We don't have tattoos.
Look at me, I don't have any tattoos!
That's what a prisoner would say.
I'm not risking my family. I'm a single mother!
Nobody is gonna harm my children.
Get out now!
You don't own the street, Mrs. Martinez!
No one is going to tell me what I can do!
I'm tired of your paranoia!
Come in.
Close the gate. Put down that gun.
Come in.
If you come in, I'll kill you!
What did you do?
We have to go faster! Hurry up! We can't go any faster!
They're gonna catch us! Yes, yes. Yes, she is right.
We're too slow. Wait here.
OK, come. Come. Come. Now! Now! Come!
We hide him and find help.
We'll be back when it's safe. Please don't leave me.
Shh...
Shut up.
We will come back for you.
Don't make any noise.
No! Kylie!
Pollo, we're coming back for you, I promise!
Go! Go!
Son... where are you? I can't hear you.
Dad, I'm in Valparaiso. You need to come for us.
Fuck.
Say hello to my brother, motherfucker.
Father, open the door.
Get away, please.
Father, you know me. I'm Ramon.
You baptized me.
We're just trying to stop the gringos that murdered Marito.
It was self defense.
Father, please open the door, we're not gonna harm you.
We just wanna turn them over to the justice.
Please, don't do it. They want to kill us.
Open the fucking door!
Do you think they're dead?
Shh...
Nothing.
Follow me.
What is he saying?
The... the tunnel... The exit.
No, no. Can't we just wait here?
I'm not going to wait for another aftershock!
Is this going to hold us? Wait.
I go first.
It's OK!
Come on!
I'm gonna check the tunnel.
No, no, no. Go.
My leg! My leg!
Kylie!
My leg! Something stuck!
Fucking something sticking out of me!
He's dead. Help!
We need to take it out.
I need to see, OK? I need to see.
Stop! Stop! Stop! OK!
I can't walk! I can't walk!
Look at me, I will count to three.
Shh... One.
Two.
Three!
I took it out! She's OK!
You need to come down here, OK?
Yeah, yeah. I'm coming down. I'm taking you out of there, OK?
Please don't go, I need you!
I need you too!
I'm coming down.
Lay down, lay down. Lay down.
Wait, wait, wait...
Lay down here. Take it. Take it.
I won't say anything, I promise.
Please... I won't say anything, I really won't...
Kylie!
I promise she didn't suffer.