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Si tú hueles...
Lo que la roca está cocinando!
¡Oh Dios mío!
Título está en la línea aquí.
Él va a la cima!
Que quiere terminar la roca fuera!
Oh, no!
- ¡Espera un minuto! - El Rock ha hecho!
El Rock ha hecho!
La roca está de vuelta y en la cima de la montaña!
- Sí! ¡Sí! - Rocky!
¡Rocoso! ¡Rocoso! ¡Rocoso!
Paige!
Estoy viendo eso!
Quiero ver Charmed.
- ¡No! Dame el mando a distancia! - ¡No!
Dámelo!
- Bajar, Zak! ¡Bajate! - ¡Venga! Darle aquí!
Zak! Lo que la sangrienta diablos crees que estás haciendo?
Si realmente quieres estrangularla a cabo,
entrelazar los dedos.
- Sí. - Ahora tire con fuerza.
¡Oh si!
Ahora ella está en problemas. ¿Lo sientes?
- Se siente que cortar ... - ¿Qué está pasando?
Él me ahogo!
¿Qué vas a hacer al respecto?
Bueno, hola. Whoa!
- Sí, sí, muy bien. - Esa es mi chica.
Hey, Saraya.
Usted no tiene que mirar bastante hoy en día, princesa.
Sí, pero ella no es sólo bonita por fuera, ¿verdad?
En hay un corazón de oro. Hacer nada para nadie.
¿De qué tienes dos gilipollas después?
Nena, soy una chica abajo
- para el partido menores de 18 años. - No.
Yo no quiero ser un luchador.
A usted le gusta el zumbido, querida.
Es como coca, crack, heroína juntas.
¿Ha hecho coca, crack y heroína?
Sin combinar.
Querida, si tengo que dar reembolsos,
Estoy Buggered seis maneras de domingo.
Necesito que hagas esto para su familia.
¿Entiendes eso?
No, papá, no puedo luchar con una chica al azar.
- Voy a meter la pata. - ¿Qué pasa si me estás luchando?
¡Vamonos!
No puedo hacer esto, Zak.
Es como un baile, me siga.
Bueno.
¡Venga!
Yeah!
Come on, princess!
Come on, darling.
Come on, girl! You can do it!
- Come on! - Come on!
Come on, you muppets!
Shut up! Sit down!
Hey.
Quick, her hair!
Shut up!
Hey, don't you come in! Don't you come in!
- I'm coming in! - I'll disqualify you!
Get off her throat! Get off her throat now!
Come on!
All right, I'm gettin' in! I'm gettin' in!
- Britani! Britani! - Come on!
Britani! Britani!
- Don't you dare! - Oh, I will!
Zak attack! Zak attack!
Zak attack!
No! No!
Anything but this!
One!
Two!
Three! That's it!
Come on!
The winners, Zak Zodiac and Britani!
That's disgusting, Zak!
- It's Dad's, it's not mine! - Oh, for God's sake!
I'm gonna pound on you, I swear to God!
Two...
World Wrestling Entertainment,
Hutch Morgan's office.
Hello, my darling. It's Ricky Knight calling again.
- Ricky... - Ricky Knight.
I'm calling from the World Association of Wrestling
out of Norwich.
Where?
Norwich.
It's the mustard capital of England.
You've heard of England, innit ya?
You hit Greenland and take a right.
What's this regarding, sir?
I sent Mr. Morgan a tape of my kids...
- Zak Zodiac and Britani. - Hello!
Yeah, well, in the ring, I'm Britani...
and out of the ring, I'm Saraya.
That's 'cause in the ring, I'm Saraya.
You might've heard of me, Sweet Saraya Knight?
You still there, love?
I am. Mr. Morgan will contact you if necessary.
Thanks for calling WWE.
Do you know if he watched the tape?
- She hung up! - I don't know.
What a dick!
- Wrestling! - Wrestling?
¿Quieres venir a la lucha libre?
esta noche la lucha libre!
¡Oye! Estoy luchando esta noche.
¿Quieres venir a la lucha libre esta noche?
No.
¿Lucha? ¿No? Bueno.
Perdóneme. ¿Usted quiere ver la lucha libre? la lucha libre en vivo?
Estoy luchando esta noche. ¿Quieres venir a ver?
la lucha libre en vivo?
¡Perdóneme! la lucha libre en vivo?
¡Venga!
¡Mierda!
Yo no tengo nada!
¿Por qué se ejecuta, entonces?
Usted dijo que necesitaba hacer más cardio.
Eso no es mío.
¿Qué es el plan, Ez, eh?
¿Quieres hacer frente? O ¿quieres luchar?
Quiero luchar.
A continuación, cortar esta mierda, compañero,
o he terminado con usted. ¿Bueno?
Oh, no tirar eso!
Esa es la misma mierda Rihanna fuma.
¿Lucha? la lucha libre en vivo?
la lucha libre en vivo!
Perdóneme.
¿Alguna vez ha ido a ver la lucha libre en vivo?
No.
Bueno, no puedo pedir yo por qué?
Porque no soy un niño. O un tarado.
You should come.
Yeah, you should see her. She's really good.
But she's a girl.
Oh, God, is she not?
No, I am.
Is this, like, your costume?
No, this is me.
Wow.
Oh, wait, I know you.
You're from that weird family, aren't you?
We're not weird.
Yeah, her brother was on the news.
Didn't he do something mental?
Isn't he in jail?
You should come tonight. It'll be really fun.
We don't like wrestling.
How do you know if you've never been?
I've never had rectal bleeding before,
but I'm pretty sure I'm not a fan of that.
How about I shove her head
up your arse, and then we can find out?
Freak!
Doors open at 7:00!
Hey, Zak.
Bring your daughter to the slaughter
Let her go Let her go
Let's go, Cal! Come on!
Está bien, sólo tiene que seguir la música.
Aquí, ven aquí.
Cosa de la belleza. Derecho, Sunny, vamos.
Encerrar.
Full Nelson. Descanso.
Snapmare. material precioso.
Bueno. Mitchie.
Encerrar. Full Nelson.
Descanso. Snapmare.
Niza, compañero, agradable!
Derecha, Ez, vamos, vamos a hacer esto.
Encerrar.
Nelson completa.
Descanso.
Ez, ¿Tiene un stiffy?
¡No es mi culpa!
Se hace lo que quiere!
Sí, bueno, a decir que no.
- Sólo pretendo que no está ahí. - ¡No!
Muy bien, Ez, 50 flexiones ahora, amigo.
Lo que, por tener un stiffy?
No, para conseguir encendido por mi hermana.
- ¿Qué tan desesperado estás, amigo? - ¡Callate!
Vamos, vamos, vamos!
Uno dos...
- ¡Hasta que se ha ido! - Tres, cuatro, cinco, seis ...
- Otra stiffy? - Sí!
¡Siete ocho NUEVE DIEZ!
Hola amor. Todo bien.
De acuerdo, J.
Understood. Let me ask him, mate. Hang on.
Listen, Glen wants to know if you'll take one of these...
in the face.
I don't know. What's it like?
Fine.
Yeah? Stings, innit?
All right.
Glen? Hello, mate. Yeah, he'll do it.
What?
Seriously?
Hang on, Glen.
Glen wants to know if, uh...
If you'll do one of these...
In the willy.
Ricky, you kidding me, mate?
- Breathe in. - All right.
When you release it,
- I'll pop it in. - All right.
- Ready? - All right.
On three.
One.
It's a unique sensation.
You all right?
- Don't touch me. - All right.
Hang on, Glen.
- Go on. Yeah. - Yeah?
Glen? Yeah,
he'll take a bowling ball in the bollocks.
Ah! Sixty quid?
Glen, mate, you're killing me.
It's not gonna be worth him making the trip for that.
I don't wanna see that, right? I don't wanna see that.
Just a nice clean headlock,
straight into position. Understood?
- Yes, Coach! - Great, okay!
All right, Cal. You getting in then, mate?
Oh, no, thanks! I just come here for the smells.
You're a teenager and you're blind.
What else are you gonna do today? Listen to porn?
Calum!
Calum! Calum! Calum!
- There we go! - Yes, Calum!
All right, seriously, how's he gonna wrestle?
No idea.
What did we do last night, babe?
Four hundred.
Bloody hell.
If things don't pick up soon,
I'm gonna have to go back to thieving.
I don't care how desperate things get,
you're not going back to thieving.
You're not.
Zak can do it.
Raya can go on the game.
We're gonna be all right.
- One, two... - Yeah.
...three and turn.
One, two, three and turn.
Oh, can me and Courtney have a word?
- Yeah. Sure. - Great.
I'm not asking us to bow and scrape or nothing.
I'm just saying...
Courtney's parents are a bit...
- You know, what's the word? - Posh?
Classy!
Her dad's teetotal.
So am I.
Yeah, but he's teetotal out of choice, Dad.
Not 'cause he's an alcoholic.
La-di-da.
You want us to make a good impression.
- Yes. - Yeah?
- A good impression how? - Well, can he put a shirt on?
A shirt on? How bloody posh are they?
That's another thing.
Courtney's dad, he don't swear apparently.
So, let's just keep the effing and jeffing
down to a minimum, please.
Oh, unbelievable! Who is her dad?
The Archbishop of shitting...
Kent?
What did I just say?
Raya, help me out.
Look, he wants to make a good impression...
because Courtney's great, and he loves her...
and he respects her...
And he got her up the duff.
I didn't get her up the duff.
It's known as an unplanned pregnancy.
All pregnancies are unplanned, son.
Whatever happens tonight...
it will never be as bad as when you went on in
King's Lynn wearing his shorts.
Oh, yeah, your little willy fell out.
Little? Why would you say little?
Big enough to get Courtney up the duff.
Ugh. That is gross.
Look, for Courtney's sake...
let's all just try and act a little bit normal.
- All right. - Okay.
Dad?
Yes, I will behave.
Thank you.
May I just say my husband and I are delighted
to finally make your acquaintance.
Absolutely, and likewise.
Courtney tells us that you're all, uh, wrestlers.
- Yeah, whole family. - Yup. Yes, we are.
Whole family of wrestlers.
And our half-brother, Roy.
So, what sort of people enjoy wrestling?
That's a good question.
I mean, it's all fake anyway, isn't it?
Come again?
It's not fake, it's fixed.
Yeah, if it was fake, would I have broken
half the parts of my body deaf?
His left leg bends both ways.
Well, that's nothing. You should see his cock.
Mum.
Sorry.
Penis, you should see his penis.
Have you got another question or...
I can, yes.
How did you get into wrestling?
It's quite a romantic story.
We like romantic stories, so...
Oh, right, well, you'll like this one.
Well, when I met Rick, I was thinking of killing meself.
Pills.
I was homeless, abused, living on the street, you know.
Yep.
I myself had done eight years in prison.
Prison?
What was that for?
- Mainly violence. - Mainly violence, yeah.
Bit of armed robbery. You know?
Anyway, I came back to the flat one night,
and there was, uh, guns...
money on the table, everything.
- Sorry, there was guns and... - Money.
- Guns and money, right. - Yeah.
Done a job, hadn't you?
And I looked at him...
The look said, essentially...
"Ricky, turn your back on crime.
Otherwise, I'm gonna turn my back on you."
- And he did. - That's what I did.
Never looked back.
Some people find religion, but wrestling...
We found wrestling, didn't we? It was our salvation.
We found each other and all.
Yeah.
It's a tale as old as time itself, babe.
Hmm.
Oh.
Mum.
Not this now, please.
I'll get it.
Hello?
¿Puedo poner el altavoz por un segundo?
Sí, espera.
- ¿Quién es? - No lo sé.
- Adelante. - ¿Estoy hablando con Zak
- y Britani? - Sí.
Mi nombre es Morgan Hutch. Estoy llamando desde la WWE.
Nos quedamos muy impresionados por su cinta.
En abril, estamos trayendo a SmackDown el O2 de Londres.
Y nos gustaría que ambos puedan bajar y probar para nosotros.
¿Hola?
Serían muy felices de aceptar.
Bueno. Y ya tenemos una Britani,
por lo que sólo pensar en un nombre alternativo.
Sí, claro, está bien.
Muchas gracias!
Sí, sí. Gracias. Muchas gracias señor.
¡Oh Dios mío!
WWE!
¡Oh Dios mío!
Zak, que nos quiere!
Te lo dije, te lo dije! Fue un hecho.
En este momento, lo que es la WWE?
¿Que qué?
Él es
el mejor atleta profesional en el mundo de hoy!
Austin 3:16 dice que acabo azotado a su culo!
Ponla de lado
and stick it straight up your candy ass!
That is extraordinary flexibility
from that young lady.
Austin, face first...
Never seen a reaction to anybody
like this since the Beatles!
Because the champ is here!
For a wrestler,
it don't get bigger than the WWE.
And to be WWE champion...
- Oh... - It's the pinnacle. Okay?
It's something that we have wished for
since we first stepped in the ring.
And Zak's got it all worked out.
We'd get a big villa in Florida.
With a nursery, of course.
Nice big playroom, swimming pool.
I'll live next door, so I can babysit whenever.
And when they come back as Superstars,
we'll have full houses every night.
We'll be shifting a ton of merchandise.
You should buy shares in this.
No, seriously.
I've got the paperwork here, if you wanna have a gander.
Dad, not now.
All right.
Do you think you're likely to get in?
Will he get in?
I've been training this one
since before he had fur on his bollocks.
Sorry, love, ball bag.
You should see Raya in the ring.
She's like a beautiful ballet dancer.
The biggest thrill I get is when people say,
"She reminds me of you."
These tryouts, are they very taxing?
Oh, yeah.
It's like The Hunger Games, you know.
My other boy, Roy...
he did it a few years ago, actually.
So he's in America now?
No, no. He's, um...
He's in prison.
When Roy didn't get signed, he didn't take it too well.
He started drinking, picking fights.
He threw a chunk of tarmac at a bloke's head
and put him in a coma.
Look. Zak's not Roy.
And he's gonna make you and Courtney
the most proud people in the world.
I know this 'cause he's my brother.
You can trust me.
My name's Zak Zodiac.
When I was three years old...
I could name every WWE wrestler
just by looking at his boots.
Zak Zodiac.
Every wrestler just by looking at his boots.
When I was three years old, I could name...
You all right?
All right. What's wrong?
I know when you're lying.
This is our shot, Zak.
I know.
But what if I screw up?
You won't.
Come on. You're gonna smash it tomorrow.
How do you know?
Because you're a Knight.
Wrestling's in your blood.
That's not good. That makes it sound like hepatitis.
Yeah, it is.
We're riddled with wrestling.
And there's no cure.
Okay?
Okay.
Tryouts that way? We're here for the tryout.
- We're here for the tryouts. - Yeah. Yeah, that way.
Great.
Sorry. We're here for the tryouts. Tryouts that way?
- They're downstairs. - Great. Thank you.
Whoa!
So cool. Can you imagine it?
20,000 people just shouting your name.
Zodiac! Zodiac! Zodiac! Just insane.
Whoa!
- Sorry about that. - Sorry, mate.
Dick me dead, bury me pregnant.
That's a good pick-up line.
- Zak Zodiac, mate. - What's up, Zak?
What an honor to meet you, mate.
- Oh, thanks, Zak. - Yeah,
- yeah, Zak, Zak. Yeah. - Cool.
- This is my sister, Saraya. - We're huge fans.
- Thank you so much. - Since we were kids.
Yeah, we've been fans since you had hair.
Oh, thank you.
Hey, it's a choice. A damn good one, too.
- Yeah, no, it looks good. - It looks great, fantastic.
See you guys.
Rock, Rock, Rock!
Yo.
What's happening? Are you getting back in the ring?
- You wrestling again? - Uh, no. No, no, no.
I'm just shooting a movie here in London...
and I'm gonna surprise the crowd tonight.
Gonna electrify. Don't tell anybody.
- No, no. - No.
All right, see you guys.
- Rock, Rock, Rock! - Hey.
We're wrestlers as well, actually.
We're actually doing the tryouts today.
Oh, cool.
Our whole family wrestle.
WAW, up in Norwich.
You've probably heard of it.
Uh, no.
No?
Actually, whilst you're here...
He should come to one of our shows!
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah!
We could get you tickets...
Half-price, probably.
Half-price?
I'll text Mango Pete, get him on the list.
- Yeah, yeah. - Do you need a plus-one?
Uh, that's awesome. Thank you for the invite.
I don't think I'll be able to make it, though.
Good luck with your tryout. Okay.
- Thanks. - Thanks, mate.
Rock, Rock, Rock!
Yes, Zak.
What advice would you give us? If we wanna...
Win over the crowd.
If we wanna...
If we wanna be the next you.
- What are your names again? - My name is...
It doesn't matter what your names are!
You walk around here interrupting The Rock.
You, like you haven't seen the sun in 20 years!
You, like you just stepped out of Oliver Twist!
Please, sir, may I have some more advice, sir?
You want some advice?
Here's The Rock's advice! Shut your mouth!
What you want! What you want! How about what The Rock wants?
The Rock wants you to go out there, take no prisoners,
have no regrets, have no fear!
Lay it all out on the line!
Because if you don't do that...
The Rock is gonna find your friend Mary Poppins.
He's gonna take her umbrella.
Yeah, he's gonna shine it up real nice.
He's gonna turn that sumbitch sideways
and stick it straight up your candy asses!
There's your advice!
Straight out of the Jabroni-beating,
pie-eating, trailblazing, eyebrow-raising...
entertaining the globe, never hotter...
talking to two rejects from Harry Potter!
So that's how you win over the crowd.
Yeah.
Even though this crazy wrestling world
is a fictionalized world...
The fans know 1,000% if you're not being real.
All right? That guy just now, that was The Rock.
The Rock is me. Dwayne Johnson...
Sólo con el volumen hacia arriba,
los agudos ajustar, el bajo.
Mismo chico.
Así que no se preocupe por ser la próxima mí.
Sé el primero en ti.
¡Oye! ¿Estás aquí por dos las pruebas?
- Sí. - Sí.
No se puede simplemente pasar el rato con la roca.
¿Qué eres, niños de Make-A-Wish?
¡Vamonos!
Mejor ve.
- ¡Gracias amigo! - Sí!
- Gracias, Dwayne! - ¡Lo tienes!
Esa era la roca!
Loco, loco. Vamos.
Para ser una estrella de la WWE, usted tiene que tener dos cosas.
Número uno, tienes que tener las habilidades
y el número dos, usted tiene que tener la chispa.
Ahora, habilidades, eso es obvio, ¿verdad?
Tienes que ser capaz de luchar.
La chispa, así ...
Esa es la magia de polvo.
Es lo que el público se enamora.
Es por eso que compran su cartel.
Es por eso que regresan cada semana.
It's why they chant your name.
It's why they buy
a six-inch action figure of you.
Do you see yourself as a six-inch action figure?
Yeah. Yes, I do. I see myself as WWE Champion.
Ding, ding, ding! Bingo, guys!
That's exactly right. That's called a great attitude.
And that's a big plate of yes.
That is one of the biggest requirements
that you have to have to be a WWE Superstar.
And you don't have any of the other things.
But the attitude's the one thing you're in control over
and the attitude's the one thing that you have.
Name.
Zak Zodiac.
Sounds a little bit like a dancer at a male strip club.
Why do you wanna wrestle?
I wanna be a wrestler because since I was three years old...
I could name every single WWE wrestler
just by looking at their boots.
And I've wanted to be one ever since.
I'm passionate, I'm determined...
And I'm the toughest bastard in any room...
Including this one.
Oh, probably shouldn't swear,
not when there's ladies present.
Sorry, miss. Sorry about that.
Miss, what's your name?
Saraya. No, sorry, Britani.
Do you not remember your name?
No, I do. It's just they asked me to change it.
Do you remember what you changed it to?
- Yeah. - Okay, that's good.
What is it?
Uh, Paige.
As a wrestling name, Paige?
Yeah.
Paige feels a little more like she might work
at the perfume counter at the mall...
Like, "Do you want a free sample?"
No, Paige is the name of a witch
from a TV show that I like.
So you liked the name off the show and then you took it?
Yeah.
Nobody's gonna pay to watch
a timid little British girl wrestle.
Yeah, well, not all British girls are timid.
Just like not all Americans are arrogant wankers.
Just saying.
Why do you wanna wrestle, Paige?
Been wrestling since I was 13. My whole family wrestles.
But why do you wanna wrestle?
Been wrestling since I was 13. My whole family wrestles.
But why do you wanna wrestle?
Um...
It's an escape, isn't it?
From the real world.
And when I'm in that ring with my family,
working together, flowing together...
It feels like the world just disappears.
And I sort of feel like I belong somewhere.
She showed us her heart.
And I wanna vomit.
You, who got you dressed?
The whole thing was your thing?
- That's your salad? - Yeah. Yeah.
That's what you mixed up in a bowl?
- Yeah, I like it. - Okay.
Do you know what a push-up is?
Come on, guys. Pace, pace, pace!
¿Quien sabe? Un leopardo con piel de Sheikh.
¡La flecha de Cupido!
Es necesario para jugar todo lo más, ¿de acuerdo?
Vender sus instantáneas más difícil, ¿de acuerdo? Tiro, tiro, dogo.
- ¿Listo? - Sí, bueno.
Buen acabado. Es que su movimiento?
Sí, Zak Attack.
Usted Dick.
Dense una gran mano, todo el mundo.
Esa fue una enorme cantidad de energía y esfuerzo ...
y quiero dar las gracias a todos ustedes por eso.
Se necesita mucho coraje para ponerse a cabo allí
y lo respeto.
Si llamo a su nombre, por favor dar un paso adelante.
Eso significa que se le viene conmigo a la Florida,
donde se unirá a NXT desarrollo.
En ese momento, vamos a evaluar
si es o no se llega a ir a la WWE.
Si no me llame a su nombre,
entonces este es el final de la línea para usted.
Paige.
Muchas gracias a todos.
Bien hecho.
Esto no es correcto.
Unido.
Usted tiene que llevar a mi hermano.
¿Perdóneme?
Nadie merece esto más que Zak. ¿Por qué no lo toma?
El 99% de las personas no se hacen recogió.
Estaba corriendo anillos alrededor de los otros chicos!
No estamos buscando para los corredores de anillo.
No, espera. Usted tiene que explicar por qué usted no lo elige!
No tengo que explicar nada.
Te deseo lo mejor, hijo.
Pero este es el final de la línea para usted.
Si no va, yo tampoco
- Raya, no seas estúpida, ¿de acuerdo? - ¿Es eso una amenaza?
- Sí. - No.
Ya sabes, miles de personas
solicitar esta oportunidad cada semana.
Ahora, te voy a dar diez segundos
para hacerme saber que usted lo desee.
No sin Zak.
El entrenador, que quiere esto. No escuche a ella.
Raya, vamos a dejarlo así. ¡Venga!
Cinco.
Unido.
Cuatro.
You're not just doing this for you, Raya, are you?
You're doing it for the family.
Three.
- Two. - Yeah, okay, I want this.
See you in Florida.
Well?
They didn't take me.
But...
my little sister just became
the first 18-year-old English girl,
to be signed by the WWE!
Champagne!
Ez, oi, go down to the corner shop,
nick a bottle of champagne. Go on.
This is so exciting!
- You all right? - Oh, yeah, of course. Fine.
Well done, Raya.
Attaboy.
Suits you, that.
Remember when we made these?
Yeah, of course.
Take your bag down, yeah?
Yeah, please. Thanks.
Come on. Chop-chop. In the van.
I'm not gonna be able to make it to the airport.
What're you talking about?
Just got some things I need to do.
Your sister's going to America.
Yeah, I know. Just can't get out of it.
It's fine. If he's busy.
All right.
Sorry, I just got things to do.
I get it. It's cool.
All right, well then...
Good luck with it all.
Good luck with the baby.
Yeah, yeah. Cheers.
Okay.
Don't cry.
Huh?
At the airport. You know what Mum's like.
If you're crying, she'll start crying
and then you're not gonna wanna go, are you?
So just put your hood up, don't look back.
Okay.
- Bye. - Bye.
Oh, God.
Come on. You're all right. Be strong.
I really wish Zak was coming with me.
Yeah, we all do, love.
Can you take care of him?
He'll be all right.
He's the tough one of the family.
When I was living on the streets, I didn't think...
I'd be lucky enough to have kids.
Let alone one with the talent to get bloody rich and famous.
You go get it, baby, okay. You're amazing.
You're absolutely amazing.
You're gonna be a star, babe.
Okay, I'm gonna go.
- Go on. - Don't go.
- I love you. I love you. - Proud of you, babe.
Bye, Raya.
Love you, Ray.
Love you, babe. I love you, princess.
We're proud of you, darling.
Come on, babe.
Love you! We're gonna miss you!
You're gonna be amazing.
Hey.
- NXT? - Uh, yeah, hi.
- Us, too. How's it going? - Good.
I'm all right. Long flight. Tired. Hi.
- Oh, I'm Kirsten. - Hi.
- Hi, I'm Jeri-Lynn. Hi. - Oh. Hi.
- Hey, I'm Madison. - Hi. I'm Saraya.
No, Britani. Wait, Paige.
I love your accent.
You sound like a Nazi in a movie.
Oh, thank you.
Thank you.
I love that. Say something else.
Like what?
Uh, anything. Here. Read something.
Okay.
Uh...
"The sudden fire claimed the lives of five orphans."
I love it.
"The charred remains of the children
could only be identified from dental records."
- So sexy, right? - So sexy.
I am so jealous of you right now.
Thank you.
Welcome.
Well, this is where we assess you...
and see whether or not you get to go on to WWE.
Look to your left. To your right.
Before you leave Orlando,
at least one of you will be a stripper.
How many of you wanna be on the WWE main roster?
Yes, Coach!
Would you like to be WWE World Champion?
Yes, Coach!
What I'm determined to find out is,
do you want it bad enough...
to push your ass past what you think
you're physically capable of?
Yes, Coach!
There's two ways out.
Either I cut you, or you ask for the horn.
Because you know
that you got yourself in over your head.
All you gotta do is squeeze it, makes it all stop.
- Would you like the horn? - No, Coach!
- You. - No, Coach.
- Anybody want the horn? - No, Coach!
Good! Welcome to the suck. Let's have some fun.
Go!
Set!
Keep moving, guys. Keep moving.
Down!
Up!
Down!
Bump! And again!
- Squeeze the horn and go home! - No, Coach!
- Squeeze the horn! - No!
I ain't goin' back Till the bottle runs dry
I ain't goin' back
Till the car gets high I ain't goin' back
If I do shake your hand,
that means this is the end of the line for you.
Thank you for your time.
I'll see the rest of you tomorrow.
Barry's gone.
Take the wrist.
Swing under and take the head.
Good. And again. Come on.
Push, push! Okay, dig deep!
Get on your feet. Get on your feet.
Are we done here?
All right, go to the locker room.
Come on, Paige. Push it, push it up.
What if you gotta do a belly-to-back suplex
and lift someone?
You can't lift them, you drop them
on their head. You'll break their neck.
You'll give me a shit-ton of paperwork.
I hate paperwork. I can barely write, Paige.
Push it!
Keep going! Nice, big, long push, Courtney!
Come on! Good girl.
Come on!
A nice, long, deep push.
Good morning, wrestling nerds.
Good morning, Coach!
Welcome to promo class.
Now, as you all know, wrestling is storytelling.
It is soap opera in spandex.
Good versus evil. Babyface versus heel.
We do a lot of our storytelling
in the ring with wrestling...
but equally as important,
you must be able to storytell on the mic.
This is an essential part of being able
to get over with the fans.
This is your opportunity to let them know who you are.
Tell them what you're about.
The WWE can put you on the main roster...
but only the fans can keep you there.
Who wants to go first?
My name is Jeri-Lynn.
And I may look like the girl next door...
but underneath this is a firecracker.
And I am going to blow you...
- Excuse me? - ...out of the water!
My 10-year-old just
asked me some questions I don't wanna answer.
- Let's put it together. - Yeah.
- Let's keep it one. - Of course.
My name is Augustus Heights.
- Augustus? - Augustus Heights.
Are you a polo player?
- Uh, no. - Are you gonna
- come out in full polo garb? - No.
How did you come up with Augustus Heights?
It's my name.
- Is it really? - Yeah.
Okay, let's go again.
My name is Augustus Heights.
Are you a guy who's going to inherit a beer company?
No.
Let's come up with a wrestling name.
Augustus Heights feels like a guy
who's gonna politely ask me for some butter.
My name is Paige. And I am all the rage.
Girls wanna be me. Guys wanna get to know me.
May sound like bragging, but it ain't if it's true.
It ain't about the size of the dog in the fight...
it's about the size of the fight in the dog.
And this dog is about to bite hard!
I love it.
Yeah?
When I heard it 20 years ago.
Those are like lines you could get off a Dixie cup.
Well, people liked it in Norwich, so...
Yeah, but here they have cable,
and running water, and electricity...
and they would've heard their 5-year-old brother...
use it at a dinner table.
You go out and you take that
in front of a live crowd here...
it's like throwing a pork chop to a bunch of hyenas.
They're gonna chew you up.
You gotta find something that's specific to you.
Something that only you can say.
All right, let's go. Next.
My name is Nick Barnes.
For those of you who don't know me, let me fill you in.
Where I come from...
...you have to work hard to get what you want.
But what I see here is a bunch of lazy wannabe wrestlers.
- I say, do it! - Do it? Yeah?
All right.
Go for Hutch.
Hello, Mr. Morgan? It's Zak Zodiac calling again.
Just wanted to check up on the tape.
We reviewed your tape,
and we were all very impressed.
Thank you, sir. Thank you, thank you.
That means a lot. Thank you.
But the, uh, answer is still no.
Could I speak to someone else, please, sir?
Someone higher up maybe.
I'm afraid not.
Sir, I don't think you understand. Um...
You see, this is my dream, this.
I do understand.
No, no, you don't.
Look, I have a kid now, sir,
and I've made my girlfriend promises.
We're looking for something you don't have.
What's that, then?
Something extra.
- Something extra? - A spark.
I have that. I've got that in buckets, mate.
No, you don't.
Yes, I do. I do.
No, you don't.
And what? But my sister does?
Let it go, son.
Please, please don't do this. All right. Don't do this.
Let it go.
I can't. I can't let it go
because this is all I can do, right?
Then you'll have to find something else.
- Goodbye. - I...
Jesus...
Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. Are you okay?
You're supposed to pull it,
not actually kick me in the ovaries.
I'm sorry.
Okay. Doesn't matter. Let's go again.
Oh, my...
I'm so sorry.
- What was that? - It was a mistake.
Yeah, no, I know wrestlers
that are paralyzed from mistakes.
Where did you wrestle before?
I didn't.
So, what did you do?
I was a model.
Okay, um...
Right. You need to look at me so I know when to move.
Okay.
- Oh, my God! - Jesus!
What happened?
She slapped her. Like a for-real slap.
No. It was a receipt.
- Looked like a slap. - It's called a receipt.
You botch a move, you get a receipt.
- All right, apologize. - For what?
Receipts are important.
It teaches you not to make the same mistake twice.
We don't give receipts here. I said apologize.
Well, you should. They'd pick things up a lot quicker.
When I was learning,
Tengo un montón de recibos de mi hermano.
Esto no es cierto, la unidad endogámica patio trasero de lucha libre.
Este es el NXT.
Nosotros no hacemos las cosas de la recepción por aquí.
Por lo tanto, si te pido que disculparme
o hacer cualquier otra cosa, espero que lo haga.
Sólo le estaba enseñando cómo ...
Paige, sólo le pidió que pedir disculpas!
Lo siento.
Está bien.
Todo bien. Vengarse de ella.
¿Estás bien?
Sí. ¿Quieres interruptor hacia arriba?
Sí, sí, voy a cambiar en.
Los extraño mucho a todos ustedes.
Acabo despierto, pensando en lo que estás haciendo todo.
Ni siquiera he conocido a Caden todavía!
No le falta mucho, sólo cagando y meando.
¿Cómo está la formación, el amor?
Es muy difícil.
Es decir, que está destinado a ser difícil.
Si fuera fácil, cualquier pobre diablo podía hacerlo.
Lo que es como su competencia?
Hmm. Todas las otras chicas son preciosas.
Sí, es probable que hayan sido elegidos
por su apariencia, a diferencia de ti.
- Gracias mamá. - No, no me refiero a eso, ¿verdad?
Sólo quiero decir que la WWE,
que adquieren modelos y animadoras y niñas
que sólo quiere hacerse famoso
moviéndose por sus tetas y su culo.
Ellos no tienen las niñas con experiencia en la lucha libre como tú.
Vas a volar fuera del agua.
Tal vez.
Desde que se anunció que habías sido iniciado sesión ...
se ha pasado absolutamente mentales aquí.
Estamos vendiendo una tonelada de mercancía.
Lo mercancía?
¿Quién es ese?
- Es usted, ¿no? - Usted.
¿Quién les está haciendo?
¿Está ejecutando una fábrica de explotación?
No es una fábrica de explotación!
No, en una fábrica, le pagan.
De acuerdo, no más arroz para ti, ¿eh?
Hola bebé...
número uno en ventas artículo.
Ho-Ho.
foto firmada.
Pero, ¿quién los está firmando?
Who do you think? I got RSI.
Yeah, but that is from wanking, not writing.
Wait. Guys, "Paige" should have an "I" in it.
Should it?
Puh, ah... Ah, yeah.
Yeah. It doesn't matter.
None of our fans can read anyway.
Listen, I had a brainwave about the Christmassacre.
Zak Zodiac versus the WWE's...
- Paige! - Paige!
I don't know, Dad. I'm not sure.
You're gonna win.
The fans will love it.
What do you think, Zak?
Zak loves the idea! We sold a lot of tickets, babe.
Wait, you sold tickets? Without telling me?
We're telling you now.
Look at that. Look at that! That's all you.
You should be proud.
You're doing that for your family.
Now, imagine you get on the main roster. Huh?
We'll make millions!
What if I don't get on the main roster?
What? Don't talk like that, darling.
Look, you just work hard, yeah? Keep focused.
We're all proud of you. We believe in you.
Yeah. Bye, babe.
- Love you, Raya! We love you! - Bye.
Bye! Love you!
He's not the smartest cookie.
Yeah, he's been dropped on his head too many times.
Hey!
I just wanted to explain the receipt.
I got a bit nervous, because Kirsten...
up until a few months ago, she was just a model.
Sometimes, WWE, they hire girls...
who just wanna jiggle their tits and ass
and get famous, basically.
Like cheerleaders, models, dancers, whatever.
I was a model.
Ah, right.
Cheerleader.
Cool.
Well, at least you're not dancers.
I'm...
See you later!
Ladies and gentlemen...
...we are NXT!
And the future is now!
Introducing to the WWE Universe
Por primera vez...
Madison!
Demos la bienvenida a Jeri-Lynn!
Bienvenido a Kirsten!
Te amo, Kirsten!
Todo el camino desde el Reino Unido ...
Paige!
Sí, esto es lo que he pagado,
tres polluelos calientes y mi abuela muerta.
Mirar el lado bueno.
Al menos ella no está en un bikini.
Y ahora es el momento para la Promoción Desafío divas!
Mi nombre es Kirsten.
Y yo soy el futuro de NXT.
Y el futuro se ve bien!
Pero lo que puedo decir de Paige?
¿Dónde está su gato negro?
Podría decir, voy a reorganizar sus dientes.
¡Oh!
Pero eres británico, que había que estar haciendo un favor!
Ahora, el mundo puede ser un lugar muy oscuro.
Es por eso que la gente quiere sol y el glamour.
Es por eso que voy a meter la escoba en el culo
y volar a casa a Hogwarts!
¿Qué tienes?
Vamos, Ozzy Osbourne!
Cantar algo!
¡Hablar! ¡El poder de Cristo le obliga!
No podemos oír!
Usted acaba de chupar!
¡Monstruo!
Sí, va a tener que acostumbrarse a él, sin embargo.
- Sí. - Si absolutamente.
Oye, ¿estás bien?
Mmm-hmm.
Jesucristo, Zak!
¡Hola! Se ha comunicado con Zak. Por favor, deje un mensaje.
Zak está aquí, Zak está aquí! Todos ustedes, vamos, vamos.
Muy bien, vamos. ¡Venga! ¡Hagámoslo!
¿Que esta pasando?
¿Por qué se acaba de salir de esa manera?
Dude?
Chicos, no estamos luchando.
Lo tomo que no estamos luchando hoy en día.
Sí.
- ¡Oye! - ¡Oye!
¡Oye!
Usted es rubia!
Sí.
Pensé que iba a cambiar un poco.
¿Quién lo hizo?
Lo hice yo mismo.
- ¿De Verdad? - Ayer por la noche, sí.
- Tocar el asunto exacto. - ¡Agradable!
Y eres tan tan!
Lo hice yo mismo, también.
- Se ve tan natural. - ¡Agradable!
Es bueno cambiar completamente.
- Yeah. - Sometimes, I wanna do that.
Did someone break up with you?
No.
Whatever.
Well, should we load up?
Yeah!
Yeah, we'll go get a seat.
This is our last day before the holiday!
I'm not gonna have your asses for a week!
So, please, show me that you wanna be here!
Fight for it!
Come on! Get her out of the ring!
Let me see how bad you want it!
Next group up!
Don't be shy with those!
You wanna headline WrestleMania.
You wanna be Divas Champion, then show me!
All right, come on, ladies!
Here we go! Look who got a makeover to come in last!
Come on! You look like a snow leopard!
Thank God for the camouflage pants
so the hunters can't see you in the sand!
Flip the tire three times!
Three times! Come on, English, let's go!
That's two. Come on.
How're you gonna flip a girl
five nights a week in a ring...
if you can't even flip a vulcanized rubber circle?
Oh, shit! I can't!
I can't...
Put yourself out of your misery.
Next group up! Bar's been lowered!
I don't even know if I wanna be here anymore.
Talk about me again behind my back...
and I swear I'll give you more than a receipt.
I wasn't talking about you.
You are so fake.
- No one was talking about you. - Oh, my God.
- I saw you! - We weren't talking about you!
What, do you think I'm stupid?
I've been sat right there just watching you!
We're talking about her.
Who is she?
My daughter...
who I haven't seen in four months because I'm here...
putting up with your shit, so she can have a better life.
I didn't know you had a daughter.
No, you don't know anything about me.
Or them, or about our lives, or why we're here.
Well, you never told me.
You never asked.
Why would you?
We're just tits and ass, right?
Well, the girls took a vote.
You're the homecoming queen.
Thanks.
How do you think this ends for you?
On the main roster. Divas Champion.
You realize that today
was about proving that you deserve that.
Right?
I'll start proving myself
when you put me with real wrestlers.
Wrestlers like my brother.
Your brother's a journeyman.
- No. - Yes.
- No! - There are stars...
and there's journeymen who take the hits...
that make the stars look good.
And your brother's a journeyman.
He's the punching bag.
He's the guy with the bad shorts with no fanfare.
No, you bring him here...
I bring him out here and then what?
We put him on the road for 200 days a year?
He's chasing fame that's never gonna come to him?
His wife starts screwing the garbage man
'cause he's never around?
His kid can't remember his face, and for what?
Maybe he'd get a shot at a pay-per-view event.
And he would try so hard to make an impression...
he'd probably let a real star...
throw him off a 30-foot cage onto a concrete floor.
Have his shoulder bone...
just kinda splice right through his rotator cuff...
tear it clean in half.
And then the doctor would say,
"That's it. Your wrestling career is over."
But why quit then? He wouldn't stop.
So then the wife would leave him and take the kid.
And then, he would just keep chasing the pipe dream...
until he'd end up 4,000 miles away
from anyone that ever loved him.
He'd be bitter, and he'd be mean.
And he'd be all by himself...
just wishing that, God, he could get his kid
to return his phone call.
Is that the life that you want for your brother?
No, I know that wouldn't happen to Zak.
I didn't think that would happen to me.
We didn't sign your brother.
And we shouldn't have signed you.
You're weak in your body...
and your spirit's weak.
You think it's tough now. This is only gonna get harder.
You should go home.
Wrestle with your family and be happy.
That's how this ends for ya.
It's gonna be four grand up, love.
There's a big buzz about the Christmassacre, you know.
I'm thinking that I might have to do
maybe two nights, babe, if you can hang around.
Bloody hell! Look at that tan!
Willy Wonka called, he needs you back at the factory.
Hi, Mum.
Come here, baby!
- Who made you do all that? - Huh?
- All of that. - No one.
- It's America, it's different. - Right.
Anyway, how's Caden? How's Courtney?
- Caden's beautiful, yeah. - Yeah?
- Yeah. - And how's Zak?
- Yeah, no, Zak's good. - Yeah?
- Yeah, he's good. - Okay.
Hey!
- Hey. - Hey.
- You all right? - How you doing?
Yeah, good, yeah, good.
How are you?
Yeah, well...
I tried calling you loads of times, but...
Yeah, my phone's probably been off. Caden...
Been working a ton.
Oh, okay.
How is the States?
Uh...
Yeah, I've been wanting to talk to you
about that, actually.
Um...
I'm not gonna go back.
It's harder than we ever thought it would be.
And I... I can't do it.
I was hoping you could help me
tell Mum and Dad about it later.
- Yeah. Yeah, sure. - Ho, ho, ho!
Thanks.
Please welcome...
the reigning WAW Champion...
the unstoppable, the untamable...
Zak Zodiac!
And for one night only, in the flesh...
the next great star of the WWE...
All the way from America...
Your homecoming queen, and my baby girl!
Paige!
- Yeah, Paige! - We love you, Paige!
All right. Let's go.
Bit of back and forth.
You get the better of her.
Last minute, you smash him up. Yeah?
- Good, let's go. Yeah? - Mmm-hmm.
You ready? Ring the bell!
- Come on, baby girl! - Come on, Paige!
Come on, girl!
Yeah.
Zak, come on.
- Zak! - Get out, Zak!
What's he doing?
What?
- Zak! - Zak!
Hey!
Go easy, would you?
You're going too hard.
No, no, no! Zak, no! Don't!
- Ref, get involved! - I'm warning ya!
- She's fine, she's fine! - Ease up on her.
Come on, Raya, get up!
Daddy, I don't know what he's doing.
Big smile, Raya. Big smiles.
Yeah!
- One! - Yes!
- Two! - Three!
- No! Two! - No, three!
- That was two. - Get up, Paige!
- Zak, get off me! - No, no, no!
Let me down, Zak!
- Don't you dare! - No!
Zak! No!
- One! - Zak!
- Two! - Let me up!
Three!
- Shut up! - Raya, you all right?
What was that?
Slam me three times! Is that a joke?
- Zak? - Oi, dickhead!
You could've broken her neck!
She was in the ring, too.
She's a big girl. Give her shit.
She does what she's told! She follows the script!
Does she?
Shut up, Zak.
Bueno, que quería mi ayuda diciéndoles.
- Vamos a decirle 'em. - ¡No, cállate!
- ¿Que esta pasando? - Nada. Está bien.
Mira, nena.
- Usted no está embarazada, está usted? - No, no estoy embarazada, papá.
- Voy a golpear el techo. - No, no estoy embarazada!
- Está bien. - Ha de dejar de fumar.
- ¿Qué? - se pincha.
De nada.
Espere.
¿Tu que?
Raya, estoy confundido. Es que ... ¿Está bromeando?
No, no puedo hacerlo.
Claro que puedes hacerlo.
No, me despierto ... yo trabajo, entreno ...
Llego a casa, no puedo dormir.
Y luego lo hacemos todo de nuevo al día siguiente.
Estoy muy sola y no tengo amigos.
Sí, la vida de un luchador. Obtener un gato!
No, papá, yo no quiero ser 4.000 millas de distancia.
Yo quiero estar aquí, quiero estar con mi familia.
Estás haciendo esto para su familia!
Sí, pensé Zak estaría allí.
Bueno, él no está allí!
Él bollocksed arriba! También lo hizo Roy!
No voy a dejar que Bollocks hacia arriba y todo!
Yo no voy a volver!
Usted va a los Estados Unidos,
si tengo que arrastrar hasta allí mismo!
Usted es un ex-convicto alchie, papá! No te van a entrar!
- Oi, usted mira a su boca! - ... permanezca!
Unido.
Raya, espera. Ven aca.
Yo sé que es difícil, ¿de acuerdo? Hago.
Pero no se puede dar esta oportunidad para arriba. Es enorme.
Vas a lamentar ella.
Y es lo que siempre ha querido.
¿Sí? O se trata de lo que siempre ha querido?
¿Qué quieres decir?
Mamá.
¿Me llamas como su propio nombre en el ring.
Vete.
Ray, Courtney sonó.
Su hermano no ha llegado a casa.
Si no quiero ir de nuevo a América,
nosotros no vamos a hacer usted.
¡Cállate!
todo el mundo se ha vuelto loco?
Si se pone en la lista principal, que se establece para toda la vida.
- Ella es, o usted es? - ¡Todos nosotros!
¡Jesucristo!
¿Quieres que vuelva a robar bancos
- para alimentar a esta familia? - ¿Qué familia?
desgraciado, de uno en la cárcel el hijo de nuestra hija,
el otro está colgando de un hilo.
Zak está muy bien!
¿Le conseguir su cabeza gruesa
fuera de su culo gordo? No está bien!
Estamos en busca de Zak!
Si tiene que volver a robar bancos
para alimentar a esta familia, que así sea.
Porque en este caso, no vamos a tener uno para alimentar.
Dad?
- ¿Qué bebé? - Papá, que es el coche de Zak.
Ese es su coche, allí mismo.
No está bromeando. Estos constructores ...
dijeron que van a tomar alrededor de un mes.
Cuánto tiempo ha estado allí? Vamos, ¿cuánto tiempo?
Seis, siete semanas.
Cada semana, impulsan los precios, sin embargo.
Necesitan esto, necesitan eso.
Un poco de dinero extra para este ...
¡Oye!
Oi!
¿Qué haces, amigo?
¿Qué?
Usted acaba pegado a cabo el codo.
No, no lo hice.
¿Me estás llamando mentiroso?
No, te estoy llamando a un pendejo.
No he oído eso.
Entonces eres un pendejo sordos también.
¡Ven entonces!
¡Vamos por él!
¡Ven entonces!
¡Venga! ¡Ven entonces!
¡Venga!
¡Oye!
¡Es suficiente! Vamonos.
Está hecho.
Eso es Ricky Caballero.
SOD tonto!
Sí, eso es suficiente. ¡Es suficiente!
Bolsa!
Mamá, está bien. Lo tenemos. Está bien.
cabrón tonto, ¿qué haces? ¡Ven aca!
¿A dónde vas?
Bolsa!
Si, tienes razón. Él está bien.
Jules.
Oi, ven aquí.
Podemos hablar por un segundo, por favor?
Zak, ¿por qué no quieres hablar conmigo?
Porque ni siquiera puedo mirarte.
¿Por qué?
¿Por qué? ¿Por qué?
Okay, do you actually know what it's like, Raya,
to want one thing in life?
One dream that you think about every single day...
you work for, and you train for,
and you get that close to it...
and then your own sister takes it away from you.
And then it turns out
she doesn't even want it in the first place.
That's why.
I didn't take your dream, Zak.
No, then why am I still here?
Because they didn't want you!
I'm sorry, and it is so shitty,
but it is not my fault.
And it's not yours.
It is just how it is.
Right.
Yeah. So you can either curl up into a ball and die...
or you can live with it and move on...
and start seeing all the things you've got here.
What have I got here?
A beautiful son, a girlfriend that loves you.
All those kids at the gym.
Zak, le está enseñando a un niño ciego cómo luchar.
¿Cómo es eso posible?
Sólo porque millones de personas
no están animando cuando lo haces ...
eso no quiere decir que no es importante.
Yo no tomar su sueño, Zak. Era mi sueño, también.
Entonces ¿por qué tirar a la basura?
Oye.
¿Puedo entrar?
Su madre es correcto.
Si no quiero volver, no lo hacen.
Usted no tiene que hacer nada
que yo o mamá o cualquier persona que quiero que hagas ...
menos que quiera hacerlo.
Usted es la chispa en nuestras vidas ...
no importa lo que haces con la suya.
Ven aca.
¿Qué han hecho con este pelo?
No lo sé.
Es como besar a una manta.
¿Te puedo ayudar en algo?
No me has cortado y yo no dejar de fumar.
Tengo un escaparate en seis semanas.
No tengo tiempo para cualquier drama.
Lo sé.
¿Está seguro de que quiere ser aquí?
Sí.
Entonces es mejor que pruébamelo.
Sí, entrenador.
Vamos a pasar!
Uno.
Dos.
¿Puedo unirme?
¡Venga!
Míralos, me mira, ve, la tierra, al mismo tiempo, ir!
Lo siento.
Vamos, que no eres un luchador.
Exprimir el cuerno y volver a casa.
Vamos, que vino a la Florida, tienes un buen bronceado ...
ahora se acabó. Exprimirlo.
Exprimirlo.
Ni se te ocurra.
Apretar la bocina y yo le dará un recibo por ejemplo.
el derecho del Cuerno aquí. Sólo un apretón.
No toques la bocina sucio.
Vamos, Jeri, vamos!
- Puede exprimirlo. - ¡Puedes hacerlo!
- No tienes nada en el tanque. - Vamos, Jeri! ¡Lo tienes!
Tome la bocina. Tome la bocina.
Parada, lo toma!
Tómalo. Tómalo.
¡Venga! ¡Tráelo dentro!
Toma mis muñecas.
- Si, si, si. - ¿Me gusta esto?
Este es su momento.
¡Bueno! Sí.
No eres la chica que he pagado.
Lo sé. La chica que pagó está atado en su sótano.
- ¡Eres un inútil! - Sí, pero se traga.
¡Cómeme!
No, gracias. Estoy tratando de realizar un gran trabajo.
Ellos, yo, van.
Whoa, Madison, oye.
Está bien, sólo pierde la inmersión suicidio,
no vas a conseguirlo.
No, lo haremos. Lo juro. Lo conseguiremos.
Usted tiene que ir a por ello.
¡Etiqueta! Vamos, en el anillo.
Ya lo tienes, Kirsten.
Uno...
- Dos! - Whoo!
- Me días! - los días!
¡Sí!
Vamos, fuera!
¡Venga! En el anillo!
No, no, no!
Madison!
Por desgracia, estamos en ese momento de nuevo.
Gracias por tu tiempo.
- Lo aprecio. - Gracias, entrenador.
Para el resto de ustedes,
como recompensa por lo que es tan lejos ...
Me voy a llevar a un romántico pequeño lugar tranquilo,,
Me gusta llamar a WrestleMania.
¿Qué?
¡Sí!
Mantenga su enfoque.
There's still a lot of stuff to do ahead of us.
But we're gonna get to go out and have some fun, okay?
Go home and get some rest, guys. Thank you.
All good?
- All right? - All right, love?
- My big boy. Yeah. - You all right?
Oh, my God. That's Divas Champion.
Oh, my God!
No.
Hamburgers. It's free food!
You know I'm an emotional eater.
You're enabling me now.
This is gonna make me gain weight.
You can burn it off in the ring. That's great.
- I can't burn it off. - Hi, guys.
Eat as much as you want.
- Hi. - Hey.
I'm a massive fan.
- Cool. - Thanks. Thanks.
Just gonna...
It's free, right? Yeah?
- Yeah. - Yeah, it's free.
Yeah.
You wanna leave some for the rest of us there?
- Yeah. - Come with me.
Have a good match, boys.
- Gracias. - Gracias.
Adiós.
Si ella puede comer, se puede comer ...
- No comer un perro caliente. - Aquí.
No, yo no ...
¿Sabe lo que es en un perro caliente?
Es que The Miz?
Hey, entrenador.
¿A dónde vas?
No tengo idea. No lo sé.
- ¿Qué esta pasando? - ¿A dónde va ella?
Lo siento, pensé que los perros calientes eran libres.
Por favor.
Lo siguiente es
el Campeonato Invitacional divas.
La primera diva para anotar un pinfall ...
o presentación será declarado el ganador ...
Oye.
¿Como estas?
Sí. Bueno. ¿Tú?
¿Ha traído?
Sí. Sí, me lo trajo.
Paige, ¿cuándo fue la última vez que habló con su familia?
Hace un par de semanas.
Bueno, creo que deberíamos llamar 'em.
¿Quieres llamar a mi familia?
Me gustaría llamar a su familia.
Entonces, ¿cuál es su número?
¿Estoy en problemas?
La Viuda Negro está en.
¡Venga!
Y se golpea ligeramente hacia fuera!
Aquí está su ganador, AJ Lee!
Sentar. Permanecer allí.
AJ Lee continúa su reinado histórico
como Campeona de Divas.
El más largo de todos los tiempos.
¿Qué pinchazo me llama durante WrestleMania?
Es, eh ... Es Dwayne Johnson.
Sí, y yo soy Vin Diesel, compañero.
Bueno, esperemos que no.
No, es, señor Knight,
es Dwayne Johnson. ¿Cómo estás?
Pruébalo.
Uh, está bien.
Si tú hueles...
lo que The Rock ...
está cocinando.
¿Sí? Mierda.
Lo siento.
¿Qué?
¡Papá! En realidad es él.
- ¿Tu que? - Sí, en realidad es él.
Mantener la línea de un segundo.
- Es Saraya y The Rock. - Sí claro.
Te tengo en el altavoz, señor.
Hey sí. Es Dwayne Johnson.
Estoy aquí con su hija ahora,
y, uh, vi por primera vez en Londres.
Y he estado vigilando a ella ...
y acabo de escuchar algunas noticias
que quería compartir con ella ...
y pensé que ustedes deben escuchar también al mismo tiempo.
- Correcto. - ¿Qué noticias?
tiempo de Paige con el NXT ha terminado.
Oh.
- Oh. - Bueno.
Debido a que mañana por la noche ...
ella hará su debut en vivo en RAW
y ella será la lucha contra AJ Lee por el título de Divas.
¿Esperar lo?
Dick me muerto, enterrar a mí embarazada.
Ahí está de nuevo.
Usted no sabe lo que esto significa para nosotros, Sr. Rock.
En realidad, uh ...
Sé exactamente lo que significa para usted, señora.
Me he venido de una familia de lucha, también ...
y quería compartir esta noticia
con ustedes sólo para poder disfrutar de ella ...
y también a lo que Paige puede
prepararse mentalmente para ir por ahí mañana por la noche ...
y ganarse a la multitud.
Porque si no lo hace ...
then they're gonna find somebody else who will.
And then this whole opportunity
will be gone by next week.
She's not gonna let you down, Mr. Rock.
I'll promise ya. She's gonna smash it.
- She'll kill it. - Proud of you, Ray.
I love you, princess. We're all with you, darling.
You're amazing, baby.
I love you, Rock.
Rock?
I... I love you, too.
It's The Rock! Huh?
Good luck tomorrow, Paige.
Yeah. Um, thanks for picking me.
Nah, I didn't pick you, I just work here.
You know him?
Yeah. Yeah, I know that guy.
We once had a crazy match where he threw himself...
off the top of a 30-foot steel cage...
just to make me look good.
I'll see you later, Sex Tape.
Why'd you call him "Sex Tape"?
Oh, because he makes people famous.
Good luck tomorrow.
Who'd a thought it, eh?
Our little sister's gone from here...
to WWE.
You would've too, Roy,
if they'd given you the chance.
No.
No, she has something I never had.
What's that?
You.
Ez!
Get in the van, mate.
Come on, mate. You're late for training.
Piss off, dickhead!
I would do, sweetheart,
but he's already paid for the lessons.
And by Christ, he needs 'em.
Ez.
Please.
Ez.
Ez!
- All right? - Yeah.
He looks lovely.
Smash it!
Out of the way! I got a hammer on a pole!
Come on! Oh, watch it!
- Zak's back! - Get in the van! Come on!
Leave that there!
Christ! Please don't tell me
you're deaf as well, now!
Strong into the ropes. Strong.
That's it!
All right. Find the ropes.
Ez, let him know you're there.
All right, don't be scared.
Stand tall, mate.
Nice one! Well done!
Born to raise hell
We know how to do it And we do it real well
Born to raise hell
Go back to zero, take a pill and get well
Born to raise hell Born to raise hell
Be a good soldier and die where you fell
Oh... Stop
John Cena!
And what an incredible scene tonight!
15,000 WWE fans! Sold out!
Paige, you're up!
Uh...
- Hang on a minute! - This is it! Let's go!
Yeah, I know. I said just hang on a second.
Hold on for what?
This is live TV!
Well, you got a face like a bulldog
licking piss off a thistle.
Zak, I can't do this.
What're you talking about?
I'm gonna choke, I'm gonna screw up.
I'm gonna botch a move. I...
I won't go over with the crowd.
Paige!
Come on! Let's go!
Zak, I have no idea who I'm supposed to be out there.
Haz lo que dice la roca. Sé el primero en ti.
Oh, bollocks a la roca!
Eso no es un consejo, Zak, eso es un pío!
No es raro algún capricho de Norwich, ¿verdad?
No, pero eso es lo que eres.
¿Quién más va a ser?
Venga. Si no puede hacerlo, nadie puede.
Eres un caballero.
de lucha libre en la sangre.
Al igual que la hepatitis?
A, B, y C.
Acribillada.
Y tienes otra cosa.
Algo que yo no tengo.
¿Sí? ¿Como que?
Ese algo adicional.
Sí, usted no sabe eso.
Siempre he sabido que.
¿Por qué cree que he estado actuando como un cretino?
Y escuchar a mí, ¿verdad?
No importa lo que pasa cuando vas por ahí ...
nunca será tan malo como ese momento en Kings Lynn ...
cuando fui el uso de pantalones cortos de papá.
Cuando el pene se cayó!
Cuando el pene se cayeron.
Everyone was laughing at it.
Everyone wasn't laughing at it.
People were laughing at the situation.
Why did you even stay in the ring?
Because I'm a bloody professional.
And so are you, right?
That's what I'm saying.
So, have you got your own shorts on tonight?
Yes. My penis won't fall out.
Then get out there.
All right?
Thank you.
It's what I'm here for.
Now, go and win over that crowd.
I wanna hear 'em chanting your name.
Okay.
Paige!
Come on, we're gonna be late. Where were you? Jesus.
The Divas Champion, AJ Lee!
Well, guys, today marks day number 295...
in the historic
Divas Championship reign of AJ!
Last night, she outlasted 13 other Divas...
to retain the title at WrestleMania.
And, guys, I still don't know how she did it.
She keeps finding ways to win.
She on yet?
For 295 days...
I have been your Divas Champion!
The longest reigning Divas Champion...
of all time!
Well, this right here is
a very interesting development.
But that young lady...
...is Paige.
- She's from Norwitch, England. - Norwich!
And she comes to us from NXT.
Certainly different.
And this is a huge opportunity for Paige
to impress this crowd here tonight.
AJ doesn't look too happy to see Paige.
A capacity crowd in New Orleans...
millions watching around the world...
under the bright lights of Monday Night RAW.
I'm sorry,
is it Halloween already?
Who the hell are you?
Well, you can understand Paige being...
She's frozen.
- ...a bit hesitant here. - Come on, darling.
But these WWE fans will turn on her quick.
Do something!
Tell you what.
Why don't I do to you what I did
to every single Diva last night?
I think we should have a match right now.
And as a special post- WrestleMania treat...
I will put my title on the line.
Paige isn't ready. I mean...
Paige came from a wrestling family in England...
but she... Oh!
She wasn't ready for a match tonight.
Come on, Ray. Get up.
Paige needs to do something here...
or she's gonna let this opportunity
slip through her fingers.
This is my house, freak!
- Yes! - Come on!
Yes!
Yeah!
Suck on that, bitch!
Mmm-hmm.
Sorry.
And this could be Paige's moment!
She's heading up to the top rope right there!
AJ Lee has turned this match around!
This doesn't end well.
Top rope, AJ on the top rope.
AJ takin' out Paige!
Oh, man. Wow!
I don't think Paige knows where she's at.
And now, the Divas Champion
crawling toward Paige, hooks the leg!
- One! Two! - And it's over!
Oh, a kick-out!
Last moment kick-out by Paige!
Hair!
And this has just angered AJ!
AJ with a kick to the midsection.
It's the Black Widow!
The submission move...
that's taken out so many Divas!
Paige is trying to hang on here...
but she's gotta tap out!
She's gonna get seriously hurt if she doesn't tap here!
Paige has gotta tap out!
One! Two! Three!
Now, the winner of this match...
and new Divas Champion...
Paige!
This is unbelievable, guys! You gotta watch...
what happens here at the end of this thing!
Watch Paige with a Paige Turner!
That's the Zak Attack! She stole your move!
She didn't steal it, I gave it to her!
I am a freak!
From Norwich, England!
And I have dreamt of this...
since I was 13 years old!
And it's not just mine, it belongs to my family!
It belongs to anyone who ever felt
like they are the freak from Norwich...
the oddballs, the outsiders...
the ones that don't belong!
My name is Paige.
And this is my house now!
- Yes! - That's right! That's right!
Paige! Paige! Paige!
- Look, the big man's crying! - Sod off!
Look at him.
I'm not crying, I'm allergic to the dog.
- Oh, my God! - Go, Paige!
Oh, my God! That was incredible.
Oh, my God! That was amazing!
- You were amazing. You did it! - You were incredible!
Yeah!
What an incredible moment!
She wasn't even ready to be in the WWE...
and Paige is gonna leave here tonight...
the new Divas Champion!
Ese título juvenil debe estar alrededor de mi cintura, o un trofeo,
Porque estoy a patear el culo!
Y esa es la línea de fondo, porque no se preocupan del zodiaco.
Mi primer partido, que fue eliminado
en unos cinco minutos, si eso.
Empecé a crecer viendo que,
y yo estaba como, "¡Uf Es muy aburrido!"
Zak podría entrar en el ring
y tirarme sobre y cosas por el estilo.
Por lo tanto, siempre supe, al igual que, un par de movimientos y esas cosas.
Papá era corto en una demostración de un día
cuando tenía 13 años de edad.
Así que, sí, tuve que rellenar para que una ranura,
y he estado enganchado desde entonces.
Que había hecho ocho años de prisión antes de que yo tenía 25 años.
- Principalmente la violencia. - Principalmente la violencia.
Era una mujer joven en el momento,
estaba pensando en el suicidio ...
se va a ninguna parte en la vida.
Algunas personas encuentran la religión.
Bueno, Julie y yo encontré la lucha libre.
Eso, para mí, es la salvación adecuada.
¿Qué? ¿Qué?
Somos una familia de luchadores. No nos disculpamos por ello.
Esto es lo que hacemos, esto es lo que nos gusta.
Esta es nuestra pasión.
Esto va a ser nuestro legado cuando me pop me zuecos.
Esto es de lo que se trata.
te quiero. te quiero.
El hombre camorrista que está llorando a lágrima viva.
Paige Turner, que lo hizo!
Paige lo hizo!