00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:01,202 --> 00:00:03,537 Previously on Lucifer... We're separated. 2 00:00:03,571 --> 00:00:06,407 Sign the divorce papers. 3 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:07,751 What's with the cold shoulder? You seduced me. 4 00:00:07,775 --> 00:00:10,078 You almost die, and then you ghost me for weeks. 5 00:00:10,111 --> 00:00:11,755 Nothing about any of that makes any sense to me. 6 00:00:11,779 --> 00:00:14,148 Doesn't make any sense to me, either. 7 00:00:14,182 --> 00:00:17,585 I used to see a light in you. All I see now is darkness. 8 00:00:17,618 --> 00:00:20,054 I just wanted to say thank you 9 00:00:20,088 --> 00:00:21,689 for saving my life. 10 00:00:21,722 --> 00:00:23,191 Take her gun. 11 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:24,225 He saved my life. 12 00:00:24,258 --> 00:00:25,226 Chloe's fine. 13 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,227 Luckily, Pierce was with her. 14 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,328 But I wasn't. 15 00:00:27,361 --> 00:00:29,397 Happy birthday, Detective. Beautiful. 16 00:00:29,430 --> 00:00:31,399 What is it? It's the bullet. 17 00:00:31,432 --> 00:00:32,666 From when you shot me. 18 00:00:32,700 --> 00:00:35,436 Oh. 19 00:00:38,472 --> 00:00:42,176 Mm, this is a new one on me, Detective. 20 00:00:42,210 --> 00:00:44,678 Mm, mm, well, 21 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,380 there's a first time for everything. 22 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:47,724 Yes, but I've heard it can take hours. 23 00:00:47,748 --> 00:00:49,683 I'm not sure even I have the endurance for that. 24 00:00:49,717 --> 00:00:52,353 - Mmm... - Don't worry, I'll help you. 25 00:00:52,386 --> 00:00:54,355 I'll be the top hat. 26 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,190 I will be the race car, 27 00:00:56,224 --> 00:00:59,460 because I'm gonna leave you both in the dust. 28 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:00,828 Very funny. 29 00:01:00,861 --> 00:01:02,363 Uh, wheelbarrow, 30 00:01:02,396 --> 00:01:04,165 shoe, ah... 31 00:01:04,198 --> 00:01:05,575 Guess I'm gonna have to be the shot glass. 32 00:01:05,599 --> 00:01:07,601 Cheers. Oh, that's a thimble. 33 00:01:07,635 --> 00:01:11,239 What? What? I want to conquer real estate, not mend socks. 34 00:01:11,272 --> 00:01:12,473 So then be the shoe. Please, 35 00:01:12,506 --> 00:01:13,541 I am not a shoe. 36 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,377 Clearly I'm a top hat, so come on, hand it over. 37 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,812 Want it? It's gonna cost you. 38 00:01:18,846 --> 00:01:23,684 Oh, well, name your price, urchin. 39 00:01:23,717 --> 00:01:25,486 Oh, I'm not talking fake money. 40 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:27,855 Oh, wow, she slammed you. 41 00:01:29,490 --> 00:01:31,559 ♪ Give me a freaky kinky nation ♪ 42 00:01:31,592 --> 00:01:34,162 ♪ With a total female population 43 00:01:34,195 --> 00:01:35,729 ♪ I can deal with that situation ♪ 44 00:01:35,763 --> 00:01:37,665 ♪ I don't care about my reputation ♪ 45 00:01:37,698 --> 00:01:39,567 ♪ Give me a freaky kinky nation ♪ 46 00:01:39,600 --> 00:01:41,502 ♪ With a total female population ♪ 47 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,137 ♪ I can deal with that sit... 48 00:01:46,374 --> 00:01:47,575 Imagine my disappointment 49 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:50,878 when I realized there was no raging party. 50 00:01:50,911 --> 00:01:52,713 It's a security thing. 51 00:01:52,746 --> 00:01:54,148 Worked for that Home Alone kid, 52 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:56,350 but, obviously, you can't take a hint. 53 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,195 Wasn't I being clear last time I kicked you out? 54 00:01:58,219 --> 00:01:59,787 Oh, clearly being a jerk. 55 00:01:59,820 --> 00:02:03,557 Which is exactly why I came to look in on you. 56 00:02:03,591 --> 00:02:05,626 You see, we need the most love 57 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:06,736 when we're being most unlovable. 58 00:02:06,760 --> 00:02:09,163 No offense, Brother, but I don't need love from you. 59 00:02:09,197 --> 00:02:10,731 I get plenty from naked strangers. 60 00:02:10,764 --> 00:02:12,433 And speaking of, I'm spent. 61 00:02:12,466 --> 00:02:13,434 So, if you don't mind... 62 00:02:13,467 --> 00:02:14,611 That's where you've been, then, 63 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,737 having sex with the nameless masses? 64 00:02:16,770 --> 00:02:18,772 Oh, you know me, Brother, wine, women and song. 65 00:02:18,806 --> 00:02:22,543 Just, come on, run along. I don't need a babysitter. 66 00:02:24,578 --> 00:02:25,913 Your cheek says otherwise. 67 00:02:25,946 --> 00:02:29,783 Well, it turns out "Bruce Lee mid-fly kick" 68 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,919 wasn't in the artist's repertoire. 69 00:02:33,687 --> 00:02:36,524 Look, I had to cut a deal with the detective's offspring. 70 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,926 So that's who you were with... 71 00:02:38,959 --> 00:02:40,528 Chloe and Trixie. 72 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,530 Well, so much for wine, women and song. 73 00:02:42,563 --> 00:02:44,632 Technically, all of those things were represented, 74 00:02:44,665 --> 00:02:47,568 when you count the post-game karaoke. 75 00:02:47,601 --> 00:02:49,903 Luci, there's absolutely nothing wrong with... 76 00:02:49,937 --> 00:02:52,273 with enjoying a quiet night in. 77 00:02:52,306 --> 00:02:53,774 I did not say that I enjoyed it. 78 00:02:53,807 --> 00:02:56,377 Yeah, right. Honestly, Luci, who cares 79 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:58,446 how you spend your nights? 80 00:02:58,479 --> 00:03:00,314 Um, everyone. 81 00:03:00,348 --> 00:03:02,983 My exciting lifestyle gives regular people 82 00:03:03,016 --> 00:03:05,819 something to aspire to... I provide hope. 83 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,222 I see. And how does Linda feel about this 84 00:03:08,256 --> 00:03:09,290 little ruse of yours? 85 00:03:09,323 --> 00:03:11,759 I'm sure that the doctor would love to dissect me, 86 00:03:11,792 --> 00:03:12,960 but she's taken some time off 87 00:03:12,993 --> 00:03:15,629 to deal with a death in the family, so... 88 00:03:16,964 --> 00:03:18,999 I had no idea. 89 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,701 I should go check on her. 90 00:03:20,734 --> 00:03:23,704 Yes, excellent idea. You do that. 91 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:27,275 Luci, I'm liking this new you. 92 00:03:27,308 --> 00:03:28,742 Boring suits you, Brother. 93 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,523 Now, this poor victim, 94 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,982 she is boring. 95 00:03:35,015 --> 00:03:37,651 We don't know anything about her. Oh, don't we? 96 00:03:37,685 --> 00:03:40,488 Generic artwork, dull clothes, 97 00:03:40,521 --> 00:03:41,555 beige furniture. 98 00:03:41,589 --> 00:03:44,258 I mean, even her fruit bowl's so tragically safe... 99 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:45,626 no mangoes, no papayas. 100 00:03:45,659 --> 00:03:47,361 Not even a measly avocado. 101 00:03:47,395 --> 00:03:49,597 Her name's Kim Jones, 29. 102 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:50,664 She's a computer engineer. 103 00:03:50,698 --> 00:03:52,533 We ran a full background check, 104 00:03:52,566 --> 00:03:54,010 but we couldn't find anything noteworthy. 105 00:03:54,034 --> 00:03:56,270 A fellow nerd. 106 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,005 I'm sure you're in a better place now. 107 00:03:58,038 --> 00:04:00,541 Well, even if she's in the worst place, 108 00:04:00,574 --> 00:04:01,475 it'd be far more interesting than this, 109 00:04:01,509 --> 00:04:03,744 because this poor lady, definitely a shoe. 110 00:04:03,777 --> 00:04:05,746 Any idea what he's talking about? 111 00:04:05,779 --> 00:04:08,749 Oh, the other night we played Monopoly. 112 00:04:08,782 --> 00:04:10,818 So, that's that story. 113 00:04:10,851 --> 00:04:12,320 Ella, what's the cause of death? 114 00:04:12,353 --> 00:04:13,554 Uh, BABFT. 115 00:04:13,587 --> 00:04:14,455 Hmm? 116 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:16,757 Big-ass blunt force trauma to the head. 117 00:04:16,790 --> 00:04:18,659 Murder weapon's missing, 118 00:04:18,692 --> 00:04:22,363 but we are looking for something small and compact. 119 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:25,366 Surprisingly heavy for its size. 120 00:04:25,399 --> 00:04:26,900 Kind of like my Aunt Rosalita. 121 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:28,512 I wish Amenadiel were here so he could see 122 00:04:28,536 --> 00:04:30,037 what boring actually looks like. 123 00:04:30,070 --> 00:04:32,306 Can you believe that he said I've become boring? 124 00:04:32,340 --> 00:04:33,407 It's absurd. 125 00:04:33,441 --> 00:04:34,542 Oh, I don't know. 126 00:04:34,575 --> 00:04:36,777 Monopoly doesn't really sound like the old Lucifer. 127 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:38,979 And I have to say, you have become a bit 128 00:04:39,012 --> 00:04:39,947 more normal. 129 00:04:39,980 --> 00:04:41,982 How dare you. Crazy idea. 130 00:04:42,015 --> 00:04:44,418 Let's talk less about Lucifer and more about the murder. 131 00:04:44,452 --> 00:04:46,086 Crime-scene selfies? Really? 132 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,755 Classy move. 133 00:04:47,788 --> 00:04:50,791 And that is Esther, our victim's roommate. 134 00:04:50,824 --> 00:04:53,327 She found the body when she came home from partying. 135 00:04:53,361 --> 00:04:55,596 Well, what's such a dynamic young lady doing 136 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:56,864 living with a... Kim? 137 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:58,966 Oh, never mind, she looks traumatized. 138 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:00,501 I'll go comfort her. Uh-huh. 139 00:05:00,534 --> 00:05:02,670 Excuse me. Excuse me. Hel... 140 00:05:02,703 --> 00:05:04,972 No photos at a crime scene. 141 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:06,674 Sorry. 142 00:05:06,707 --> 00:05:10,344 Not even one last one with the handsome cop? 143 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:12,680 Don't let the boring detective spoil things. 144 00:05:12,713 --> 00:05:13,847 It would be my pleasure. 145 00:05:15,115 --> 00:05:16,884 Right. 146 00:05:16,917 --> 00:05:19,587 Oh. 147 00:05:19,620 --> 00:05:20,688 Bless your heart. 148 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:23,090 Obviously, I'm far too well-dressed 149 00:05:23,123 --> 00:05:24,123 to be a cop. 150 00:05:24,124 --> 00:05:25,993 So, I take it that 151 00:05:26,026 --> 00:05:28,862 you aren't close with your roommate? 152 00:05:28,896 --> 00:05:31,965 No, I don't spend much time here. 153 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:34,668 Obviously. Besides, me and Kim, 154 00:05:34,702 --> 00:05:36,970 totally different squads. 155 00:05:37,004 --> 00:05:40,374 Kim followed more people than followed her, 156 00:05:40,408 --> 00:05:41,675 if you know what I mean. 157 00:05:41,709 --> 00:05:42,976 #Shoe. 158 00:05:43,010 --> 00:05:45,078 Can you think of anyone who would want her dead? 159 00:05:45,112 --> 00:05:48,849 I don't think anyone wanted much of anything from Kim. 160 00:05:48,882 --> 00:05:50,384 Okay, well, there was no break-in, 161 00:05:50,418 --> 00:05:52,486 there was no struggle, which likely means 162 00:05:52,520 --> 00:05:53,487 that Kim knew the killer. 163 00:05:53,521 --> 00:05:54,855 So, can you think of anything? 164 00:05:54,888 --> 00:05:56,857 A recent breakup, a fight? 165 00:05:56,890 --> 00:05:59,460 She did get into a yelling match 166 00:05:59,493 --> 00:06:01,395 on the phone last night Oh. 167 00:06:01,429 --> 00:06:04,565 But I assume that was with the Thai delivery place. 168 00:06:04,598 --> 00:06:05,875 And I assume that's the poor dear's 169 00:06:05,899 --> 00:06:07,034 closest relationship? 170 00:06:07,067 --> 00:06:09,570 What time was the... the argument? 171 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,571 I'll tell you 172 00:06:10,604 --> 00:06:11,872 if you hand me my phone back. 173 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:14,675 I was getting ready to go out, 174 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:18,111 and I totally remember the pic I was uploading at the time. 175 00:06:18,145 --> 00:06:22,483 There: kombucha martini. 10:39 p.m. 176 00:06:22,516 --> 00:06:24,985 All right, I'll trace Kim's phone call at that time. 177 00:06:25,018 --> 00:06:29,156 You guys mind if I post that I'm totes helping 178 00:06:29,189 --> 00:06:30,724 a police investigation? 179 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,125 Absolutely. 180 00:06:32,159 --> 00:06:33,627 Do you mind tagging me? 181 00:06:37,465 --> 00:06:39,833 Ella traced Kim's call to this business. 182 00:06:39,867 --> 00:06:42,503 Top Meet. Interesting name for a Thai restaurant. 183 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:46,039 No, it's a dating app for L.A.'s most fabulous singles. 184 00:06:46,073 --> 00:06:47,107 Super exclusive. 185 00:06:47,140 --> 00:06:48,909 Seems you need to get recommended 186 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,911 and meet a bunch of selection criteria, 187 00:06:50,944 --> 00:06:52,789 even go through an interview just to create an account. 188 00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:55,616 Well, then, why would our victim be arguing with someone here? 189 00:06:55,649 --> 00:06:58,619 I mean, this is clearly a place for top hats, like us. 190 00:06:58,652 --> 00:07:01,054 Please, I would never get into something like this. 191 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:02,198 Eh, you're right. What was I thinking? 192 00:07:02,222 --> 00:07:05,993 It's way too exciting for you, Detective... I meant me. 193 00:07:06,026 --> 00:07:07,828 And him. 194 00:07:07,861 --> 00:07:09,997 Gosh, kindred souls. 195 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,500 This interesting young fellow and I, wouldn't you say? 196 00:07:12,533 --> 00:07:13,967 Except that, apparently, 197 00:07:14,001 --> 00:07:16,169 he's slightly more interesting than you. 198 00:07:16,203 --> 00:07:18,071 Well, journalistic hyperbole, clearly. 199 00:07:18,105 --> 00:07:19,473 Eh... Can I help you? 200 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,609 Oh. 201 00:07:21,642 --> 00:07:23,844 Mack Slater. I'm the CEO. 202 00:07:23,877 --> 00:07:27,047 If you are here for the selection interview, 203 00:07:27,080 --> 00:07:28,749 I'll spare you. I created Top Meet 204 00:07:28,782 --> 00:07:30,551 for people exactly like you. 205 00:07:30,584 --> 00:07:31,952 Oh, well, thank you very much. 206 00:07:31,985 --> 00:07:33,921 I'm actually... I was talking to the lady. 207 00:07:33,954 --> 00:07:36,824 You're exactly my type. 208 00:07:36,857 --> 00:07:38,959 I mean the app's type. 209 00:07:38,992 --> 00:07:40,203 Bit on the nose there, Big Mack. 210 00:07:40,227 --> 00:07:42,095 We're here for a different kind of interview. 211 00:07:42,129 --> 00:07:44,698 There's been a murder, and our victim's last call 212 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:45,972 was to someone in this building. 213 00:07:45,999 --> 00:07:47,968 A homicide detective, huh? 214 00:07:48,001 --> 00:07:51,705 Uh-huh. Wow. You just got even more interesting. 215 00:07:51,739 --> 00:07:53,574 Funny, so did you. 216 00:07:53,607 --> 00:07:57,110 Just found out who our victim was fighting with... you. 217 00:07:57,144 --> 00:08:01,248 Ah. Most interesting bachelor, indeed. 218 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:11,992 If you didn't know her, then how did you fight with her? 219 00:08:12,025 --> 00:08:13,627 'Cause she was nuts. 220 00:08:13,661 --> 00:08:16,163 I'm confused, you just said you didn't know her. 221 00:08:16,196 --> 00:08:17,798 I know her type. 222 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,032 We get them from time to time. 223 00:08:19,066 --> 00:08:21,268 They want to be on Top Meet, 224 00:08:21,301 --> 00:08:23,036 they can't clear our high bar, 225 00:08:23,070 --> 00:08:24,313 and then they get pissed about it. 226 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:26,774 Problem with her was she just wouldn't take no for an answer. 227 00:08:26,807 --> 00:08:29,977 And then, uh, she hacked her way onto my app, 228 00:08:30,010 --> 00:08:31,120 and then our users complained, of course. 229 00:08:31,144 --> 00:08:34,948 Because nobody joins Top Meet to hook up with some... 230 00:08:34,982 --> 00:08:37,785 random nobody, and so we had to kick her off. 231 00:08:37,818 --> 00:08:39,219 Okay, and is that when she got angry 232 00:08:39,252 --> 00:08:40,220 and called to complain? 233 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:43,156 No, it was more like she went psycho. 234 00:08:43,190 --> 00:08:45,201 Ah, well, boring people never like to be told they're dull. 235 00:08:45,225 --> 00:08:45,993 Right, Detective? 236 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,961 What did you do after the call? 237 00:08:47,995 --> 00:08:49,897 I stayed here, I worked late. 238 00:08:49,930 --> 00:08:51,865 We've been busy as hell these days. 239 00:08:51,899 --> 00:08:53,166 Not nearly, I can assure you. 240 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:56,103 Well, I'd like to talk to anyone who can corroborate your alibi. 241 00:08:56,136 --> 00:08:58,271 Also, I'll need a list of any of the users 242 00:08:58,305 --> 00:08:59,345 that complained about Kim. 243 00:08:59,372 --> 00:09:00,808 No can do. 244 00:09:00,841 --> 00:09:01,709 With so many celebrity clients, 245 00:09:01,742 --> 00:09:03,944 our entire business model is based off 246 00:09:03,977 --> 00:09:05,979 our ironclad privacy protocols. 247 00:09:06,013 --> 00:09:07,915 Fine, I'll just get a warrant. 248 00:09:07,948 --> 00:09:09,016 Good luck with that. 249 00:09:09,049 --> 00:09:10,784 I mean, how long did it take the FBI 250 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,119 to hack one cell phone? 251 00:09:18,091 --> 00:09:19,893 Yep, I'll have the tech team get on it. 252 00:09:19,927 --> 00:09:22,663 You got it, Chloe. Ah! 253 00:09:22,696 --> 00:09:24,064 Hello, Ms. Lopez. 254 00:09:24,097 --> 00:09:29,169 I wanted to ask you something. 255 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:31,805 You know this darkness that you say you see in me? 256 00:09:31,839 --> 00:09:33,941 Mm-hmm. I've been trying to address it, 257 00:09:33,974 --> 00:09:35,976 and, uh, details would help. 258 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:39,279 So, where do you see it, exactly? 259 00:09:39,312 --> 00:09:40,881 How? When? 260 00:09:40,914 --> 00:09:42,816 Like, now. 261 00:09:42,850 --> 00:09:44,685 Right about there. 262 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:47,020 Oh. 263 00:09:47,054 --> 00:09:48,689 Hmm. 264 00:09:48,722 --> 00:09:49,923 Little better? 265 00:09:49,957 --> 00:09:51,224 But you know, still, 266 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:53,293 you don't exactly scream rainbows and sunshine, 267 00:09:53,326 --> 00:09:55,362 even when you're not wielding murder weapons. 268 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:58,031 Well, for the record, I wouldn't stab you, 269 00:09:58,065 --> 00:10:00,267 not here, with all these cops around. 270 00:10:01,902 --> 00:10:04,371 Oh, come on, that was funny. 271 00:10:04,404 --> 00:10:07,374 Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. Funny. 272 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:08,776 Also dark. 273 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,410 Right. Fair point. 274 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,312 But it's cool. 275 00:10:12,345 --> 00:10:14,948 You know, being dark. 276 00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:16,383 To each their own, you know? 277 00:10:16,416 --> 00:10:19,086 Wow, you really have this "being good" thing down. 278 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:20,187 Huh? 279 00:10:20,220 --> 00:10:23,857 You know, you might be just the person to guide me. 280 00:10:23,891 --> 00:10:25,092 To where? 281 00:10:25,125 --> 00:10:28,195 Somewhere other than Hell. 282 00:10:28,228 --> 00:10:30,964 See, I've, um, I've learned 283 00:10:30,998 --> 00:10:34,267 that there are consequences to my darkness. 284 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:37,404 Really permanent ones, as it turns out. 285 00:10:37,437 --> 00:10:41,241 And I was thinking you could help me avoid them? 286 00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:42,075 No way, José. 287 00:10:42,109 --> 00:10:45,345 I mean, I wish I could help you, I do, 288 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,347 but I'm so busy. 289 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,049 With what? You know. 290 00:10:49,082 --> 00:10:51,284 Cases, forensic stuff. 291 00:10:51,318 --> 00:10:53,687 The lieutenant won't be back from medical leave 292 00:10:53,721 --> 00:10:56,990 until next week, so it's, like, cray-cray up in here. 293 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,727 Oh, hey, Dan. 294 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,729 I bet you need me to go do that thing, huh? 295 00:11:01,762 --> 00:11:03,864 That super urgent forensic thing. 296 00:11:03,897 --> 00:11:05,232 Yeah, yeah. See? 297 00:11:05,265 --> 00:11:07,901 Cray-cray. 298 00:11:07,935 --> 00:11:10,904 Well... 299 00:11:10,938 --> 00:11:12,105 I'm just gonna... 300 00:11:12,139 --> 00:11:13,841 I was... Yeah. 301 00:11:13,874 --> 00:11:16,009 Bye. 302 00:11:16,043 --> 00:11:18,278 Excuse me. 303 00:11:18,311 --> 00:11:20,280 You know, you're exposing yourself 304 00:11:20,313 --> 00:11:22,415 to dreadful consequences. 305 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:24,384 And I'm not talking bad Yelp reviews, 306 00:11:24,417 --> 00:11:25,919 I'm talking Hell. 307 00:11:25,953 --> 00:11:27,788 Turns out: real. 308 00:11:27,821 --> 00:11:28,922 I know. 309 00:11:28,956 --> 00:11:30,323 I know, right? 310 00:11:30,357 --> 00:11:31,524 Shocker to me, too. 311 00:11:31,558 --> 00:11:36,196 But not as much as your dancing queen candle arrangements! 312 00:11:36,229 --> 00:11:37,297 Hey, 313 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:38,131 Linda. 314 00:11:38,165 --> 00:11:40,467 Is everything okay? Amenadiel, hi. 315 00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:41,969 I'm so glad you're here. 316 00:11:42,002 --> 00:11:44,004 I'm trying to plan my ex-husband's memorial, 317 00:11:44,037 --> 00:11:46,940 and I could really use another opinion. 318 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:50,077 Um, okay. So, which one do you like best? 319 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,179 Just, knee-jerk reaction. 320 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:53,280 Go. 321 00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,215 That one? 322 00:11:55,248 --> 00:11:57,350 Really? 323 00:11:57,384 --> 00:11:58,952 Really? You don't think it's too ornate? 324 00:11:58,986 --> 00:11:59,820 That one. 325 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:00,954 You're right. 326 00:12:00,988 --> 00:12:03,256 This one's simple, yet elegant. 327 00:12:03,290 --> 00:12:05,358 See, you're just the insight I needed. 328 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:06,459 Busy tomorrow? 329 00:12:08,528 --> 00:12:11,364 That looks absolutely nothing 330 00:12:11,398 --> 00:12:13,033 like our victim. 331 00:12:13,066 --> 00:12:13,967 Take note, Daniel. These filters 332 00:12:14,001 --> 00:12:15,411 could be the answer to your dating drought. 333 00:12:15,435 --> 00:12:16,970 Or not... I mean, 334 00:12:17,004 --> 00:12:18,371 Kim only got one match. 335 00:12:18,405 --> 00:12:19,339 What... really? 336 00:12:19,372 --> 00:12:21,208 After all the effort our shoe went through 337 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,209 to make herself look like a top hat, 338 00:12:22,242 --> 00:12:24,244 she only got the interest of one gentleman? 339 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:26,847 Gentleman? You mean suspect. 340 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:29,082 Yep. Username, FOREVER29. 341 00:12:29,116 --> 00:12:30,193 The app arranged a date for them, 342 00:12:30,217 --> 00:12:31,527 and based on their likes and locations, 343 00:12:31,551 --> 00:12:33,520 it suggested a sushi place on Melrose. 344 00:12:33,553 --> 00:12:36,189 Even made a reservation for them for the night of the murder. 345 00:12:36,223 --> 00:12:37,457 This guy's using the app 346 00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:40,027 as a hunting ground; he could be targeting somebody right now. 347 00:12:40,060 --> 00:12:40,961 We got to find him. 348 00:12:40,994 --> 00:12:43,263 Yeah, but how? We can't even get an I.D. 349 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,965 Yeah. Tech team hasn't been able to crack 350 00:12:44,998 --> 00:12:46,166 Top Meet's security algo. 351 00:12:46,199 --> 00:12:49,102 Which means Kim had mad hacking skills. 352 00:12:49,136 --> 00:12:51,338 So can we use FOREVER29's profile pic 353 00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,173 and run it through facial recognition? 354 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:54,942 Yeah, I know, I thought about that, but... 355 00:12:56,076 --> 00:12:57,277 Partial profiles pics. 356 00:12:57,310 --> 00:12:59,279 Such a telltale sign of low self-esteem. 357 00:12:59,312 --> 00:13:00,881 Or our guy's keeping his profile secret 358 00:13:00,914 --> 00:13:02,015 because he's the killer. 359 00:13:02,049 --> 00:13:04,127 Wait a minute, there is some good news, you guys. 360 00:13:04,151 --> 00:13:06,920 He used the app to RSVP for a mixer at Top Meet. 361 00:13:06,954 --> 00:13:08,021 It's happening tonight. 362 00:13:08,055 --> 00:13:09,132 Okay. We got to get to this party. 363 00:13:09,156 --> 00:13:11,591 Use what we know about FOREVER29 and single him out. 364 00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:12,735 Okay, fine. I'll go. 365 00:13:12,759 --> 00:13:14,838 Seeing as I'm the only interesting single person here, 366 00:13:14,862 --> 00:13:17,064 I think I'm our one shot to catching the killer. 367 00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:18,431 Lucifer, we're looking for a guy. 368 00:13:18,465 --> 00:13:19,332 Your point? 369 00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:20,033 Uh... 370 00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:21,568 He's a dude. And he's straight. 371 00:13:21,601 --> 00:13:23,312 Mm-hmm. That's never stopped me before, Daniel. 372 00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,906 I'm so good at flipping men, they call me The Skillet. 373 00:13:25,939 --> 00:13:27,140 Oh, wow. Okay. 374 00:13:27,174 --> 00:13:28,909 We need a woman, so I'll go. 375 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:32,112 What? You, Detective? Socialize and flirt? Come on. 376 00:13:32,145 --> 00:13:35,248 Yeah, but for the investigation, I can sacrifice. 377 00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:38,018 Can't be that hard being frivolous and shallow. 378 00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,053 I'll just channel my inner Lucifer. 379 00:13:40,087 --> 00:13:42,289 What, you want to become a female version of me? 380 00:13:42,322 --> 00:13:43,256 Okay. 381 00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:44,591 I'll gladly train you. 382 00:13:44,624 --> 00:13:47,027 Chloe does Lucifer? 383 00:13:47,060 --> 00:13:48,337 I wouldn't exactly word it that way... 384 00:13:48,361 --> 00:13:51,098 Get ready to go full me, Detective. 385 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,205 Oh, the Paris shows were glorious. 386 00:13:58,238 --> 00:13:59,539 Yes, worth the jetlag alone. 387 00:13:59,572 --> 00:14:00,908 How was your weekend? 388 00:14:00,941 --> 00:14:02,275 Uh, awesome. Great. 389 00:14:02,309 --> 00:14:04,978 Uh, Saturday, went camping with my daughter. 390 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:07,314 And, uh, Sunday, did a big Costco run. 391 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:10,583 There's, like, 300 hot dogs in my freezer. 392 00:14:10,617 --> 00:14:13,253 Oh, really? That is so interest... 393 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:15,488 Oh, dear. Look what you did to poor Giancarlo. 394 00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,490 Dead from boredom. 395 00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,326 Now, look, you're going to this Top Meet mixer 396 00:14:19,359 --> 00:14:20,427 to hunt down a killer, 397 00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,338 not to talk about your hunt for bulk food bargains. 398 00:14:22,362 --> 00:14:23,430 Okay. 399 00:14:23,463 --> 00:14:26,934 Sorry I'm not fancy-schmancy enough for Giancarlo. 400 00:14:26,967 --> 00:14:28,244 Okay, let's get the terminology straight. 401 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:29,336 Not "fancy-schmancy." 402 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:30,603 Sophisticated. 403 00:14:30,637 --> 00:14:31,471 Oh, whatever. 404 00:14:31,504 --> 00:14:33,974 Why don't you just give me some tips 405 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:36,443 on how to blend in with that crowd. Okay? 406 00:14:36,476 --> 00:14:38,078 You think being as fascinating as I am 407 00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:40,347 can be boiled down to a few tips? 408 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,415 This is not paint by numbers. 409 00:14:42,449 --> 00:14:43,984 Goodness me, I need a drink. 410 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:47,087 Oh. Thank you. 411 00:14:47,120 --> 00:14:49,556 I have a tip, Mom. Don't talk about me. Mm. Mm! 412 00:14:49,589 --> 00:14:52,993 Yes, definitely, no mention of the child. 413 00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:53,961 Ugh. 414 00:14:53,994 --> 00:14:54,827 And enough with the tips. 415 00:14:54,861 --> 00:14:56,463 Why don't we do a little role-play, hmm? 416 00:14:56,496 --> 00:14:58,531 Okay. You be a randy single man, 417 00:14:58,565 --> 00:14:59,632 I'll be... 418 00:14:59,666 --> 00:15:02,002 I'll be the new you. 419 00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:03,679 Okay, I've never once done that. 420 00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,538 My point exactly. 421 00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,941 Meet Lucinda. Come on. 422 00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:15,282 Gosh, this is gonna be harder than I thought. 423 00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,161 Oh, crap. 424 00:15:46,013 --> 00:15:47,480 Oh. 425 00:15:48,415 --> 00:15:50,183 Need some help there, sir? 426 00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:51,618 There you go. 427 00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,160 Good news, Ella. 428 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,695 I've been admitted to the Forensic Shadow Program. 429 00:16:02,729 --> 00:16:04,431 What is that? 430 00:16:04,464 --> 00:16:05,632 A mentorship program. 431 00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:07,200 Which means I will be your student. 432 00:16:07,234 --> 00:16:09,236 I am going to stick to you like glue, 433 00:16:09,269 --> 00:16:12,439 so I can learn how to be good... at forensics. 434 00:16:12,472 --> 00:16:14,207 Stuff comes up constantly in court. 435 00:16:14,241 --> 00:16:16,643 - That's great. - Hold it, please! 436 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:20,547 Oh, I don't think so, buddy. 437 00:16:20,580 --> 00:16:22,715 I mean, what am I, Mother Teresa? 438 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:37,630 My, my. 439 00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:39,232 Detective. 440 00:16:39,266 --> 00:16:40,367 You look... 441 00:16:40,400 --> 00:16:42,102 Like a female Lucifer? 442 00:16:42,135 --> 00:16:43,570 Well, that's what I was going for. 443 00:16:43,603 --> 00:16:44,504 Well, 444 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:48,508 close enough, but you're going to need this. 445 00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:51,111 Do I really need to wear an ear bug? 446 00:16:51,144 --> 00:16:51,911 Absolutely. 447 00:16:51,944 --> 00:16:52,745 From what we know about our killer, 448 00:16:52,779 --> 00:16:54,023 blue-eyed sushi snob who loves surfing 449 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:57,150 and splooshing, I'd say you're a bit out of your comfort zone, 450 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,686 so you're going to need to bring Lucinda's A game. 451 00:16:59,719 --> 00:17:01,054 You mean your A game. 452 00:17:01,088 --> 00:17:02,265 Absolutely. Oh, and while we're at it, 453 00:17:02,289 --> 00:17:04,333 do you need a refresher on "splooshing"? It's very simple. 454 00:17:04,357 --> 00:17:06,269 You just cover yourself in... No, no. Stop. I'm good, I'm good. 455 00:17:06,293 --> 00:17:07,694 But... oh. 456 00:17:07,727 --> 00:17:09,696 Except for... 457 00:17:09,729 --> 00:17:11,164 What, you don't want to wear it? 458 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:12,232 It's not... 459 00:17:12,265 --> 00:17:13,600 really Lucinda's style. 460 00:17:13,633 --> 00:17:15,268 Right. 461 00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:16,302 Oh. 462 00:17:20,307 --> 00:17:22,609 Okay. 463 00:17:22,642 --> 00:17:24,144 There. 464 00:17:24,177 --> 00:17:25,245 I'm ready. 465 00:17:25,278 --> 00:17:26,713 Yes, you are. 466 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:28,448 Good luck. 467 00:17:28,481 --> 00:17:30,350 Thank you. 468 00:17:37,124 --> 00:17:40,827 ♪ Everybody's singing the same song ♪ 469 00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:42,829 ♪ It goes "tonight, tonight, tonight ♪ 470 00:17:42,862 --> 00:17:44,131 ♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight" 471 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:46,099 ♪ I never realized 472 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,101 ♪ These artists thought so much about dying... ♪ 473 00:17:48,135 --> 00:17:50,270 Hi. I'll get a, uh, IPA, please. 474 00:17:50,303 --> 00:17:51,580 No. No, no, no, no, no, no. 475 00:17:51,604 --> 00:17:53,640 Not beer. Prosecco. 476 00:17:53,673 --> 00:17:55,275 But I hate Prosecco. 477 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:57,744 Well, tough luck. Lucinda loves it. 478 00:17:57,777 --> 00:17:59,846 Beer. 479 00:17:59,879 --> 00:18:01,381 It's a good job I'm here. 480 00:18:01,414 --> 00:18:03,082 Yeah, man. Close call. 481 00:18:08,888 --> 00:18:11,191 Possible suspect, moving in. 482 00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:12,568 Right. Whatever he says to you, 483 00:18:12,592 --> 00:18:13,860 just laugh. 484 00:18:13,893 --> 00:18:15,862 Hey there. 485 00:18:15,895 --> 00:18:18,198 What's your name? 486 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:20,867 Lucinda. 487 00:18:20,900 --> 00:18:22,402 No, no... 488 00:18:22,435 --> 00:18:24,737 Not like a demented witch on crack. 489 00:18:24,771 --> 00:18:26,906 A deep, sultry laugh. 490 00:18:30,543 --> 00:18:31,578 Ha, ha, ha. 491 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:32,645 Ha... I'm sorry. 492 00:18:32,679 --> 00:18:35,748 I think I may have had a little too much Prosecco 493 00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,684 on an empty stomach. 494 00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:38,518 I should have had that sushi. 495 00:18:38,551 --> 00:18:40,387 Did you try the sushi? Is it good? 496 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:43,223 No, no. I didn't. I'm a, I'm a vegan. 497 00:18:43,256 --> 00:18:43,890 Oh. 498 00:18:43,923 --> 00:18:45,225 Anyway. 499 00:18:45,258 --> 00:18:47,627 You might want to go easy on the bubbles. 500 00:18:47,660 --> 00:18:50,263 Ah. 501 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:52,532 Smooth. 502 00:18:52,565 --> 00:18:53,800 Beginner's bad luck. 503 00:18:53,833 --> 00:18:55,902 Look, it's hard to do justice 504 00:18:55,935 --> 00:18:57,813 to my captivating essence, but she'll get the hang of it. 505 00:18:57,837 --> 00:19:00,473 Don't be such a Debbie Downer, Daniel. 506 00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:05,144 Sorry. 507 00:19:09,616 --> 00:19:11,584 Hey. Hey. 508 00:19:11,618 --> 00:19:12,919 Hi. 509 00:19:12,952 --> 00:19:14,254 You're really tan. 510 00:19:14,287 --> 00:19:15,888 Are you, uh, are you a surfer? 511 00:19:15,922 --> 00:19:18,391 Well, I'd sure like to surf in your eyes. 512 00:19:18,425 --> 00:19:19,459 Ugh, dearie me. 513 00:19:19,492 --> 00:19:22,229 He's lucky it's not a crime to be a cheeseball. 514 00:19:22,262 --> 00:19:23,796 Anyway, at least the ice is broken. 515 00:19:23,830 --> 00:19:25,732 Now, just make small talk. 516 00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:28,568 So I drove up to this meditation retreat 517 00:19:28,601 --> 00:19:30,270 in Big Sur last week. 518 00:19:30,303 --> 00:19:31,304 No, no, no! 519 00:19:31,338 --> 00:19:32,372 PCH is closed. 520 00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:33,473 Say you helicoptered... 521 00:19:33,506 --> 00:19:34,407 Shush. 522 00:19:34,441 --> 00:19:35,842 Uh, excuse me? 523 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,944 Sploosh. I said "sploosh." 524 00:19:37,977 --> 00:19:39,946 Are you into splooshing? 525 00:19:57,797 --> 00:20:00,767 Time to change tactics. 526 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:02,435 You know what? 527 00:20:03,903 --> 00:20:06,205 Enjoy the Prosecco, Lucinda. 528 00:20:08,475 --> 00:20:09,976 I don't believe this. 529 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,878 Ditching protocol mid-sting? 530 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:13,313 Who does that? 531 00:20:13,346 --> 00:20:15,582 Maybe she'll do better on her own. 532 00:20:15,615 --> 00:20:16,549 Don't be ridiculous, Daniel. 533 00:20:16,583 --> 00:20:18,718 She'll flounder without my expert guidance. 534 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:19,852 Oh, yeah. Right. 535 00:20:19,886 --> 00:20:21,521 I'm clearly needed on the front lines. 536 00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:23,756 You just stay here and do what you do best. 537 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:26,526 Nada. 538 00:20:31,364 --> 00:20:32,699 Oh, I love traveling. 539 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:33,800 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 540 00:20:33,833 --> 00:20:34,901 Any fun plans coming up? 541 00:20:34,934 --> 00:20:37,537 Um, well, I... 542 00:20:37,570 --> 00:20:40,407 I was thinking of, uh, maybe getting out of the city 543 00:20:40,440 --> 00:20:42,709 and taking my daughter camping. 544 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:43,810 Cool. 545 00:20:43,843 --> 00:20:45,678 I-I love the outdoors. 546 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:46,813 Oh. I'm a surfer. 547 00:20:46,846 --> 00:20:48,615 Really? 548 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,882 Goes well with camping. 549 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,784 I've always wanted to try surfing. 550 00:20:51,818 --> 00:20:52,919 But I... You should... 551 00:20:53,820 --> 00:20:54,921 Oh, hi, Lucifer. 552 00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,389 This is Benji. 553 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:57,724 He just had 554 00:20:57,757 --> 00:20:59,025 four pieces of sashimi, 555 00:20:59,058 --> 00:21:00,793 and we just started talking about surfing. 556 00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:02,495 Oh, lovely. Now, I insist 557 00:21:02,529 --> 00:21:03,969 you put your mic back in immediately. 558 00:21:03,996 --> 00:21:05,498 We can't hear a thing in the truck. 559 00:21:05,532 --> 00:21:07,033 You are being quite loud. 560 00:21:07,066 --> 00:21:08,968 Nice work. 561 00:21:09,869 --> 00:21:11,838 Bloody hell. 562 00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:13,039 Hey, there goes Benji! 563 00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,542 Benji, over here! 564 00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:17,510 Whoa. You have to save me from them. 565 00:21:17,544 --> 00:21:18,778 Uh, yeah. 566 00:21:18,811 --> 00:21:20,947 They're with me. 567 00:21:20,980 --> 00:21:22,649 Not bad for nada, huh? 568 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:24,784 Wait, she's a cop? 569 00:21:24,817 --> 00:21:26,052 Detective Decker, LAPD. 570 00:21:26,085 --> 00:21:27,920 We want to talk to you about a murder. 571 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,656 Benji, you're the best, bro! 572 00:21:29,689 --> 00:21:30,823 You're not paparazzi? 573 00:21:30,857 --> 00:21:32,525 What? 574 00:21:32,559 --> 00:21:33,426 Oh, thank God. 575 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:36,429 I mean, the things Dad gets credit for. 576 00:21:41,501 --> 00:21:43,636 Yeah, I went on a date with her. 577 00:21:43,670 --> 00:21:45,938 Just the other night. 578 00:21:45,972 --> 00:21:48,841 Still can't believe she's, uh... she's dead. 579 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:50,410 Oh? 580 00:21:50,443 --> 00:21:52,745 Did you think she'd survive you murdering her? 581 00:21:52,779 --> 00:21:54,681 I told you, I'm innocent. 582 00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:55,915 Well, you're an overpaid DJ, 583 00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,650 so that's up for debate. 584 00:21:57,684 --> 00:22:00,553 It seems you were the last person to see Kim alive. 585 00:22:00,587 --> 00:22:01,921 I couldn't have been. 586 00:22:01,954 --> 00:22:03,456 When I dropped her off after our date, 587 00:22:03,490 --> 00:22:04,657 her roommate was still there. 588 00:22:04,691 --> 00:22:05,692 How do you know that? 589 00:22:05,725 --> 00:22:07,560 Because that's the reason I didn't go upstairs 590 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:08,961 like Kim suggested. 591 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:10,138 I was trying to avoid Esther. 592 00:22:10,162 --> 00:22:11,864 What, kombucha martini girl? 593 00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,666 Do you know her roommate? 594 00:22:13,700 --> 00:22:15,568 To the extent that you can know someone 595 00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,670 who's glued to her phone and talks in hashtags. 596 00:22:17,704 --> 00:22:18,905 Yep, that's her. 597 00:22:18,938 --> 00:22:20,407 How did you two meet? 598 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,710 We matched on the Top Meet app a few weeks ago. 599 00:22:23,743 --> 00:22:25,011 Went on two exhausting dates. 600 00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:27,947 Then why go on the second date? 601 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,582 Because I wanted to see Kim again. 602 00:22:29,616 --> 00:22:32,151 I met her at the apartment when I picked up Esther 603 00:22:32,184 --> 00:22:33,986 for our first date. 604 00:22:34,020 --> 00:22:36,155 She wasn't there the second time. 605 00:22:36,188 --> 00:22:38,157 So you can imagine how stoked I was 606 00:22:38,190 --> 00:22:39,826 when she popped up on the Top Meet app. 607 00:22:39,859 --> 00:22:40,827 No. 608 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,028 I can't, actually. 609 00:22:42,061 --> 00:22:44,172 You're saying that you used a top hat to get to a shoe? 610 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:45,965 He must be lying, Detective. 611 00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:47,166 I'm not lying. 612 00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,469 I really liked Kim. 613 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:52,071 She was different than all the other women on the app. 614 00:22:52,104 --> 00:22:53,506 What, different as in duller, 615 00:22:53,540 --> 00:22:55,174 more mundane and dressed for less? 616 00:22:55,207 --> 00:22:57,510 No, as in she didn't make me feel 617 00:22:57,544 --> 00:22:59,979 like I had to be on all the time. 618 00:23:00,012 --> 00:23:03,149 With her, I could... 619 00:23:03,182 --> 00:23:05,084 I could just be myself. 620 00:23:06,118 --> 00:23:07,420 Interesting. 621 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,389 Thanks. 622 00:23:12,692 --> 00:23:15,562 What if Esther found out about Benji and Kim? 623 00:23:15,595 --> 00:23:16,963 Got jealous, lost control... 624 00:23:19,499 --> 00:23:22,569 This goddess, jealous of the plain Jane? 625 00:23:22,602 --> 00:23:23,770 It's-it's ludicrous! 626 00:23:23,803 --> 00:23:25,905 It's like me being jealous of that paper clip. 627 00:23:25,938 --> 00:23:26,973 Or Daniel. 628 00:23:27,006 --> 00:23:29,108 I mean, not to mention 629 00:23:29,141 --> 00:23:32,178 Esther is far too busy for murder, Detective. 630 00:23:32,211 --> 00:23:34,046 Look. She flew to Florence last week 631 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:35,524 just 'cause she fancied eating some gelato. 632 00:23:35,548 --> 00:23:37,083 She went on a plane to get ice cream? 633 00:23:37,116 --> 00:23:39,486 Well, when you say it in English, it sounds silly. 634 00:23:39,519 --> 00:23:41,954 Oh. Hello. Look at that belfie. 635 00:23:41,988 --> 00:23:44,824 Bet you could bounce a quarter off that derrière. 636 00:23:46,559 --> 00:23:47,994 Oh. Yeah... 637 00:23:49,161 --> 00:23:50,763 Wait, uh, go back. 638 00:23:50,797 --> 00:23:52,532 There. What? 639 00:23:52,565 --> 00:23:54,801 Something small and compact 640 00:23:54,834 --> 00:23:56,144 and surprisingly heavy for its size. 641 00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:57,937 Well, what's Miss Lopez's Aunt Rosalita 642 00:23:57,970 --> 00:23:59,438 got to do with anything? 643 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:01,708 Look. 644 00:24:01,741 --> 00:24:02,942 The dumbbell. 645 00:24:02,975 --> 00:24:04,119 It wasn't at the crime scene. 646 00:24:04,143 --> 00:24:06,078 It matches the bruises on the victim, 647 00:24:06,112 --> 00:24:07,013 it's a weapon of convenience, 648 00:24:07,046 --> 00:24:09,148 and it fits the crime of passion scenario. 649 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,784 Doesn't mean Esther was the one to wield it, though. 650 00:24:11,818 --> 00:24:13,920 If my theory of jealousy is right, she was. 651 00:24:13,953 --> 00:24:15,755 Trust me, Detective, 652 00:24:15,788 --> 00:24:17,990 there's no way that Esther has ever used a weight... 653 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:20,493 I refer once again to her naturally sublime derrière. 654 00:24:29,268 --> 00:24:31,671 Oh, crap. 655 00:24:45,618 --> 00:24:47,854 You're avoiding me, aren't you? 656 00:24:47,887 --> 00:24:49,789 Don't be crazy. 657 00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:51,591 No. I just... 658 00:24:51,624 --> 00:24:54,894 you know, like my floors spotless. 659 00:24:54,927 --> 00:24:58,164 An evidence lab can never be too clean. 660 00:24:58,197 --> 00:25:02,802 And that is your Forensic Lesson of the Day. 661 00:25:02,835 --> 00:25:03,936 More next week? 662 00:25:03,970 --> 00:25:05,838 Why don't you want to mentor me? 663 00:25:05,872 --> 00:25:08,641 It's not that I don't want to, okay? 664 00:25:08,675 --> 00:25:09,876 I just don't have the time. 665 00:25:09,909 --> 00:25:11,110 Well, I've been watching you. 666 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:12,111 You have plenty of time. 667 00:25:12,144 --> 00:25:13,946 You just waste it chitchatting. 668 00:25:13,980 --> 00:25:15,615 You mean socializing? 669 00:25:15,648 --> 00:25:18,885 Connecting with people isn't a waste. 670 00:25:18,918 --> 00:25:20,319 Okay. 671 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:23,623 Let's be honest here. 672 00:25:23,656 --> 00:25:27,326 You don't really care about anyone's kids or whatever. 673 00:25:27,359 --> 00:25:29,629 I mean, you're faking it, right? 674 00:25:29,662 --> 00:25:32,732 Just tell me, how do you keep your eyes from glazing over? 675 00:25:34,266 --> 00:25:36,603 There is no Forensic Shadow Program, is there? 676 00:25:37,870 --> 00:25:41,307 Even if I had been tempted to help... 677 00:25:41,340 --> 00:25:44,043 and I'm not saying that I had... 678 00:25:44,076 --> 00:25:45,812 now that I know you lied? 679 00:25:45,845 --> 00:25:47,346 Poof! 680 00:25:47,379 --> 00:25:50,817 Temptation officially gone. 681 00:25:53,820 --> 00:25:54,887 ♪ All right 682 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:00,126 ♪ She said the ride is rough 683 00:26:00,159 --> 00:26:04,196 ♪ But love the way it rumbles 684 00:26:04,230 --> 00:26:05,297 ♪ Mmm 685 00:26:05,331 --> 00:26:06,899 ♪ She said the ride is rough... ♪ 686 00:26:06,933 --> 00:26:10,069 Okay, so I'm thinking: big band over here 687 00:26:10,102 --> 00:26:13,940 and two long, two long buffet tables over here... 688 00:26:13,973 --> 00:26:15,241 or should we do three? 689 00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:17,076 Well, it depends. How many people are coming? 690 00:26:17,109 --> 00:26:18,745 Uh, just 350. 691 00:26:18,778 --> 00:26:20,947 350? 692 00:26:20,980 --> 00:26:22,114 Wow. 693 00:26:22,148 --> 00:26:24,751 I didn't realize how much you still cared about Reese. 694 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:25,451 Of course I do! 695 00:26:25,484 --> 00:26:27,253 I'm heartbroken about his death. 696 00:26:27,286 --> 00:26:29,121 Distraught, really. 697 00:26:29,155 --> 00:26:30,690 Can barely function. 698 00:26:31,958 --> 00:26:33,926 Okay, okay. 699 00:26:33,960 --> 00:26:37,630 Okay, okay, okay, okay, I'm functioning perfectly. 700 00:26:37,664 --> 00:26:38,765 I only feel terrible 701 00:26:38,798 --> 00:26:40,800 that I don't feel terrible about his death. 702 00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:42,902 Okay, so all of this is just a... 703 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:44,771 A pathetic attempt to cover up the fact 704 00:26:44,804 --> 00:26:49,408 that I can't stop thinking about me. 705 00:26:49,441 --> 00:26:51,711 Me, me. 706 00:26:51,744 --> 00:26:53,813 Me and my own brush with death. 707 00:26:53,846 --> 00:26:55,991 I understand, Linda. I mean... How could you possibly understand 708 00:26:56,015 --> 00:26:57,850 what it's like to be rotisseried 709 00:26:57,884 --> 00:27:00,286 by the, by the goddess of all creation? 710 00:27:02,288 --> 00:27:04,423 Dealing with mortality was so much easier 711 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,626 when I was just another clueless idiot. 712 00:27:08,961 --> 00:27:13,299 Being a celestial insider... really sucks. 713 00:27:13,332 --> 00:27:15,234 I used to walk around thinking 714 00:27:15,267 --> 00:27:18,437 maybe reincarnation was real. 715 00:27:18,470 --> 00:27:20,907 Sure, it sounded bonkers, 716 00:27:20,940 --> 00:27:25,344 but I could still wonder, still hope. 717 00:27:27,146 --> 00:27:30,016 What if I came back as a chameleon or something? 718 00:27:31,918 --> 00:27:33,319 Chameleons are cool. 719 00:27:35,321 --> 00:27:37,356 But now I know that's never happening, 720 00:27:37,389 --> 00:27:41,427 because I know, you know, everything, 721 00:27:41,460 --> 00:27:45,031 including where I'm headed when... when this is over. 722 00:27:45,064 --> 00:27:46,332 And where is that? 723 00:27:46,365 --> 00:27:47,834 Where do you think? 724 00:27:49,769 --> 00:27:52,238 I wish I'd never met any of you. 725 00:27:59,912 --> 00:28:03,750 So we wanted to, uh, ask you 726 00:28:03,783 --> 00:28:04,917 a few... 727 00:28:04,951 --> 00:28:06,853 Would you want to put on a shirt, 728 00:28:06,886 --> 00:28:09,856 or anything to cover... your body? 729 00:28:09,889 --> 00:28:12,391 No. Why? Are you cold? 730 00:28:12,424 --> 00:28:14,060 Yes. Would you like my jacket, Detective? 731 00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:15,461 No. I am great, thank you. 732 00:28:15,494 --> 00:28:16,863 Right. 733 00:28:16,896 --> 00:28:20,066 So, when was this photo taken? 734 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:25,872 Uh, I took that on my way to Tokyo, I think. 735 00:28:25,905 --> 00:28:27,239 Sorry. 736 00:28:27,273 --> 00:28:29,241 I travel so much, it's hard to keep track. 737 00:28:30,242 --> 00:28:31,477 It's actually something else 738 00:28:31,510 --> 00:28:32,979 that we're trying to track down. 739 00:28:33,012 --> 00:28:34,213 This pink dumbbell here? 740 00:28:34,246 --> 00:28:36,015 It went missing the night of Kim's murder. 741 00:28:36,048 --> 00:28:37,316 Any idea where it went? 742 00:28:37,349 --> 00:28:38,117 Nope. 743 00:28:38,150 --> 00:28:40,452 It's not mine. I don't work out. 744 00:28:40,486 --> 00:28:42,221 Ah. Everything you see... 745 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:44,056 ...is God-given. - And they say that 746 00:28:44,090 --> 00:28:45,792 Dad doesn't give with both hands. 747 00:28:45,825 --> 00:28:46,893 So, the dumbbell. 748 00:28:46,926 --> 00:28:48,003 You're saying that's Kim's? 749 00:28:48,027 --> 00:28:49,228 Yeah. Poor thing 750 00:28:49,261 --> 00:28:51,263 tried so hard to be like me. 751 00:28:51,297 --> 00:28:53,199 So how did it feel when you realized 752 00:28:53,232 --> 00:28:54,834 that Benji preferred Kim to you? 753 00:28:54,867 --> 00:28:56,335 Nuh, uh-uh-uh. Sneaky. 754 00:28:56,368 --> 00:28:58,170 Don't listen to the detective, darling. 755 00:28:58,204 --> 00:28:59,806 She's trying to trick you. 756 00:28:59,839 --> 00:29:01,040 You just look into my eyes 757 00:29:01,073 --> 00:29:03,542 so we can prove to her that she's wrong. 758 00:29:03,575 --> 00:29:06,112 Now, you're too sophisticated 759 00:29:06,145 --> 00:29:08,981 to care about your boring flatmate's trifles, aren't you? 760 00:29:09,015 --> 00:29:11,884 Tell me, what is it that you really desire? 761 00:29:11,918 --> 00:29:14,253 I... 762 00:29:14,286 --> 00:29:16,188 I... 763 00:29:16,222 --> 00:29:17,523 Yeah. 764 00:29:17,556 --> 00:29:19,525 ...want to... 765 00:29:19,558 --> 00:29:22,428 stop posing and lying! 766 00:29:23,529 --> 00:29:24,931 It takes so much effort 767 00:29:24,964 --> 00:29:27,299 to make these pics look so effortless. 768 00:29:27,333 --> 00:29:28,300 It's exhausting! 769 00:29:28,334 --> 00:29:30,302 Well, so you're saying it's just all a facade? 770 00:29:30,336 --> 00:29:33,039 I don't even know what that word means! 771 00:29:33,072 --> 00:29:35,341 I'm not worldly at all! 772 00:29:38,610 --> 00:29:41,280 #Barbados? 773 00:29:41,313 --> 00:29:42,314 More like 774 00:29:42,348 --> 00:29:43,549 #Bogus. 775 00:29:43,582 --> 00:29:44,383 The most exotic place 776 00:29:44,416 --> 00:29:46,385 I've ever been is the gym's sauna. 777 00:29:46,418 --> 00:29:48,420 But you said you didn't work out. 778 00:29:48,454 --> 00:29:50,256 Of course I do. 779 00:29:50,289 --> 00:29:52,959 With real equipment, at a gym, 780 00:29:52,992 --> 00:29:54,293 not in my living room. 781 00:29:54,326 --> 00:29:56,328 So you're still saying that the dumbbell is Kim's? 782 00:29:56,362 --> 00:30:00,499 Yeah. She tried everything to be part of my glamorous lifestyle. 783 00:30:00,532 --> 00:30:02,902 She was even planning on getting surgery 784 00:30:02,935 --> 00:30:04,303 once all the money came in. 785 00:30:04,336 --> 00:30:05,404 What money? 786 00:30:05,437 --> 00:30:06,272 I don't know, 787 00:30:06,305 --> 00:30:08,474 but she made it sound life-changing. 788 00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:10,910 Maybe the motive 789 00:30:10,943 --> 00:30:12,311 for Kim's murder was financial. 790 00:30:12,344 --> 00:30:14,280 Maybe she was coming into some inheritance, 791 00:30:14,313 --> 00:30:16,082 and someone wasn't happy about it. 792 00:30:16,115 --> 00:30:18,250 I can't believe Esther was a fake. 793 00:30:18,284 --> 00:30:20,186 I mean, how did I completely misjudge her? 794 00:30:20,219 --> 00:30:21,320 Lucifer, are you listening? 795 00:30:21,353 --> 00:30:23,089 We need to look into this windfall. 796 00:30:23,122 --> 00:30:24,056 Detective, I think 797 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:26,125 I've been spending too much time with you. 798 00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:27,626 It's turned my top hat radar rusty. 799 00:30:27,659 --> 00:30:30,162 What? But no offense, but I think I need 800 00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,940 to go and hang out with some interesting people 801 00:30:31,964 --> 00:30:33,432 before you turn me into a shoe. 802 00:30:46,645 --> 00:30:48,014 I'm sorry. Mm. 803 00:30:48,047 --> 00:30:49,882 I don't regret meeting you. 804 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:52,118 I just... It's a lot. 805 00:30:52,151 --> 00:30:54,921 I've calmed down now, so can we go? 806 00:30:54,954 --> 00:30:57,189 Lie down with me, Linda. 807 00:30:57,223 --> 00:30:59,325 On the... on the sand? 808 00:31:00,927 --> 00:31:02,328 Oh, okay. 809 00:31:06,598 --> 00:31:08,634 Listen, 810 00:31:08,667 --> 00:31:12,471 there was a time when I, too, thought that I knew everything. 811 00:31:12,504 --> 00:31:18,044 This was... this was back when I was an angel 812 00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:22,014 and spent all my time looking down on the world. 813 00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:25,517 But, you see, I found 814 00:31:25,551 --> 00:31:28,054 that it takes looking up to gain perspective. 815 00:31:28,087 --> 00:31:29,956 It's a good reminder of just how much 816 00:31:29,989 --> 00:31:32,058 there is that we don't know. 817 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:34,260 Linda... 818 00:31:34,293 --> 00:31:38,931 if you really think about it... 819 00:31:38,965 --> 00:31:41,633 do you have any fewer questions than you used to? 820 00:31:41,667 --> 00:31:43,335 When you didn't know? 821 00:31:43,369 --> 00:31:46,338 I mean, they're... they're different questions, 822 00:31:46,372 --> 00:31:48,274 but there are just as many, maybe more. 823 00:31:48,307 --> 00:31:49,208 So you're still every bit 824 00:31:49,241 --> 00:31:51,410 the clueless idiot that you always were? 825 00:31:57,716 --> 00:32:00,119 That helps. 826 00:32:02,121 --> 00:32:05,324 Still sucks about the chameleon, though. 827 00:32:14,666 --> 00:32:16,268 Thank you. 828 00:32:24,043 --> 00:32:27,046 I can't find any sign of that windfall. 829 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:30,249 As far as I can tell, there was no money coming Kim's way. 830 00:32:30,282 --> 00:32:31,717 Oh, there's got to be something. 831 00:32:31,750 --> 00:32:32,518 There is. 832 00:32:32,551 --> 00:32:35,287 Charlotte, what are you doing here? 833 00:32:35,321 --> 00:32:37,990 I felt unsettled about lying to you. 834 00:32:38,024 --> 00:32:41,327 Um, I thought I could make up for it by making myself useful. 835 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:45,397 So, I overheard you talking about finding a connection 836 00:32:45,431 --> 00:32:47,666 between the dead girl and that exclusive dating app. 837 00:32:47,699 --> 00:32:50,302 So I did a little digging, and I found one... 838 00:32:50,336 --> 00:32:52,238 Well, we're long past that. Are you sure? 839 00:32:52,271 --> 00:32:53,781 I had to pull some strings to get this. 840 00:32:53,805 --> 00:32:56,142 It's an employment contract 841 00:32:56,175 --> 00:32:58,077 between Kim and the owner of the app, 842 00:32:58,110 --> 00:32:59,278 Mack something. 843 00:32:59,311 --> 00:33:02,114 Drawn up two years ago in total secrecy. 844 00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:04,216 But Mack said that he hadn't met Kim 845 00:33:04,250 --> 00:33:05,751 until she called him that night. 846 00:33:05,784 --> 00:33:07,253 Oh, he met her, all right. 847 00:33:07,286 --> 00:33:08,620 Kim hired him. 848 00:33:08,654 --> 00:33:09,621 She hired him? 849 00:33:09,655 --> 00:33:12,524 And then hacked his app? It doesn't make sense. 850 00:33:12,558 --> 00:33:13,625 Unless... 851 00:33:13,659 --> 00:33:14,760 she didn't hack it. 852 00:33:14,793 --> 00:33:19,131 Top Meet's encryption protocol is impossible to crack. 853 00:33:19,165 --> 00:33:21,033 Except to the person who built it. 854 00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:22,068 Exactly. 855 00:33:22,101 --> 00:33:24,070 So, if Kim created Top Meet, 856 00:33:24,103 --> 00:33:25,604 then who the hell is Mack? 857 00:33:25,637 --> 00:33:28,174 Well, no computer whiz, that's for sure. 858 00:33:28,207 --> 00:33:29,375 C-minus student, 859 00:33:29,408 --> 00:33:31,377 barely graduated high school. 860 00:33:31,410 --> 00:33:33,645 Voted Most Likely to Sleep His Way to the Top. 861 00:33:33,679 --> 00:33:36,115 And guess what he was doing before Top Meet. 862 00:33:36,148 --> 00:33:37,383 Spin instructor. 863 00:33:37,416 --> 00:33:39,385 Okay, wh-why would Kim hire him, though, 864 00:33:39,418 --> 00:33:41,387 if she's this genius computer engineer? 865 00:33:41,420 --> 00:33:43,255 What does he bring to the equation? 866 00:33:43,289 --> 00:33:45,157 Uh... that. 867 00:33:45,191 --> 00:33:47,293 Look at him and then look at her. 868 00:33:47,326 --> 00:33:48,227 If both came to you 869 00:33:48,260 --> 00:33:50,362 asking for funding for an elite dating app, 870 00:33:50,396 --> 00:33:51,539 whose project would you invest in? 871 00:33:51,563 --> 00:33:54,266 Well, yeah, if you're being all superfish and whatevs. 872 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:55,343 Which many people are. 873 00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:58,537 Maybe Kim felt she wasn't fancy-schmancy enough, 874 00:33:58,570 --> 00:34:00,639 so she hid the fact that she was the creator, 875 00:34:00,672 --> 00:34:03,675 and hired pretty boy Mack here to be the facade. 876 00:34:03,709 --> 00:34:06,512 In secret. Explains why it didn't come up 877 00:34:06,545 --> 00:34:09,115 in the background check. So Kim's insecurities 878 00:34:09,148 --> 00:34:10,225 allowed Mack to take the credit. 879 00:34:10,249 --> 00:34:12,151 And the money. 880 00:34:12,184 --> 00:34:13,752 Which she wanted to take back. 881 00:34:13,785 --> 00:34:16,122 That's the windfall she was expecting. 882 00:34:16,155 --> 00:34:17,199 It's a strong motive for him to kill her. 883 00:34:17,223 --> 00:34:19,325 Yeah, but didn't his alibi check out? He could have 884 00:34:19,358 --> 00:34:22,228 easily convinced one of his employees to lie for him. 885 00:34:22,261 --> 00:34:24,330 It's a solid theory, but still, 886 00:34:24,363 --> 00:34:26,532 it's just a theory... we need proof. 887 00:34:26,565 --> 00:34:28,334 I really wish we had that murderous dumbbell 888 00:34:28,367 --> 00:34:29,868 right about now. Well, if Mack did it, 889 00:34:29,901 --> 00:34:32,571 I think we know where to find it. Hmm? We do? 890 00:34:32,604 --> 00:34:33,672 Uh, there's a good chance 891 00:34:33,705 --> 00:34:35,541 the murder weapon is at Mack's place. 892 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:37,743 Seasoned killers know to leave it at the scene, 893 00:34:37,776 --> 00:34:40,246 but first-timers, they tend to take it with them. 894 00:34:40,279 --> 00:34:44,216 I can't count the times I've allegedly helped a client unmake 895 00:34:44,250 --> 00:34:45,817 that mistake. 896 00:34:45,851 --> 00:34:46,885 Really? 897 00:34:46,918 --> 00:34:49,688 What? I said "allegedly." 898 00:34:49,721 --> 00:34:52,324 We need to get a search warrant for Mack's place. 899 00:34:52,358 --> 00:34:54,526 Yeah, good luck with that. Excuse me? 900 00:34:54,560 --> 00:34:56,738 Mack's lawyer will argue that all you have is conjecture 901 00:34:56,762 --> 00:34:58,297 based on circumstantial evidence, 902 00:34:58,330 --> 00:34:59,598 and any judge will agree. 903 00:34:59,631 --> 00:35:01,567 You're never getting that warrant. 904 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:05,871 Well, then it's a good thing I am exactly our killer's type. 905 00:35:07,906 --> 00:35:10,709 Mack! I love the place. 906 00:35:10,742 --> 00:35:11,643 Mr. Morningstar. 907 00:35:11,677 --> 00:35:14,713 How about a gentlemen's weekend in Vegas? 908 00:35:14,746 --> 00:35:17,249 I need to scrape the rust off my playboy ways, and you're 909 00:35:17,283 --> 00:35:18,493 just the chap to help this Devil 910 00:35:18,517 --> 00:35:20,186 get his groove back. What do you say? 911 00:35:20,219 --> 00:35:21,887 That sounds fun. 912 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,821 Yeah. Uh... 913 00:35:22,854 --> 00:35:26,658 but I'm afraid I have a previous engagement. 914 00:35:26,692 --> 00:35:28,527 Oh? 915 00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:40,272 Some alone time with the detective? 916 00:35:40,306 --> 00:35:42,474 Not alone anymore. Oh, Mack. 917 00:35:42,508 --> 00:35:44,743 I suppose we all have our low points. 918 00:35:44,776 --> 00:35:45,677 But not to worry, 919 00:35:45,711 --> 00:35:47,846 I've got a chopper waiting... if we leave now, 920 00:35:47,879 --> 00:35:49,515 we can still make the Encore pool party. 921 00:35:49,548 --> 00:35:51,783 I'm afraid you're gonna have to leave, 922 00:35:51,817 --> 00:35:52,860 Detective... I'm trying to kick off 923 00:35:52,884 --> 00:35:54,953 a Most Interesting Bachelors' Bacchanalian here. 924 00:35:54,986 --> 00:35:56,955 You leave. I'm having fun. 925 00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:59,191 Something going on between you two? 926 00:35:59,225 --> 00:36:00,892 Absolutely not. Absolutely not. 927 00:36:00,926 --> 00:36:02,127 I'm gonna grab a beer. 928 00:36:02,160 --> 00:36:05,264 Decide for yourselves who gets the pleasure of my company. 929 00:36:05,297 --> 00:36:07,266 Okay. 930 00:36:07,299 --> 00:36:08,910 Well, I didn't have him pegged for your type. 931 00:36:08,934 --> 00:36:10,212 I thought you preferred them boring. 932 00:36:10,236 --> 00:36:11,270 You think I'm on a date? 933 00:36:11,303 --> 00:36:13,472 I am here looking for the murder weapon, Lucifer. 934 00:36:13,505 --> 00:36:15,407 What, so now you think Mack's the killer? 935 00:36:15,441 --> 00:36:18,277 You're just profiling fabulous people, aren't you? 936 00:36:18,310 --> 00:36:20,679 Enough with this crusade against us already. 937 00:36:20,712 --> 00:36:21,913 Mack isn't fabulous. 938 00:36:21,947 --> 00:36:23,615 Kim created Top Meet. 939 00:36:23,649 --> 00:36:25,351 He stole it. 940 00:36:25,384 --> 00:36:26,852 What? 941 00:36:28,254 --> 00:36:29,821 Another phony? Yes. 942 00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:33,959 I suppose that explains the self-aggrandizing artwork. 943 00:36:33,992 --> 00:36:35,594 Would you just help me 944 00:36:35,627 --> 00:36:36,695 find the weapon? 945 00:36:36,728 --> 00:36:37,963 Please? 946 00:36:37,996 --> 00:36:40,999 Okay, fine, in my experience, it's, uh, usually in the toilet. 947 00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,501 Oh, I checked there. 948 00:36:42,534 --> 00:36:44,503 Uh... freezer? 949 00:36:44,536 --> 00:36:45,571 It's not there, either. 950 00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:46,772 Well, the fireplace, then. 951 00:36:46,805 --> 00:36:48,440 Oh, Lucifer. 952 00:36:48,474 --> 00:36:50,309 There's no way. 953 00:36:50,342 --> 00:36:51,176 I mean, 954 00:36:51,209 --> 00:36:52,611 could he really be dumb enough to... 955 00:36:52,644 --> 00:36:54,280 to... 956 00:36:55,347 --> 00:36:56,382 Lucifer. 957 00:36:56,415 --> 00:36:57,416 Wha... 958 00:36:57,449 --> 00:36:58,417 Ah. 959 00:36:58,450 --> 00:37:00,586 Well, I think you put the dumb into dumbbell. 960 00:37:00,619 --> 00:37:02,721 Decided against the beer... 961 00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:04,323 because A) carbs, and B) 962 00:37:04,356 --> 00:37:06,858 two cops showing up at my house on the same day. 963 00:37:06,892 --> 00:37:10,362 Uh, figured that must not be a coincidence. 964 00:37:11,763 --> 00:37:12,731 Still think I'm dumb? 965 00:37:12,764 --> 00:37:14,766 Basic deduction doesn't make you a genius, Mack. 966 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,635 But then again, you're used to taking 967 00:37:16,668 --> 00:37:17,903 more credit than you deserve. 968 00:37:17,936 --> 00:37:20,906 Yes, Mack... Or should I say... Hack? 969 00:37:22,408 --> 00:37:24,476 Waste of a pun. You're gonna have to spell it out 970 00:37:24,510 --> 00:37:25,277 for him, Detective. 971 00:37:25,311 --> 00:37:27,713 We know that Kim created Top Meet. 972 00:37:27,746 --> 00:37:30,616 Oh, yeah? You know she was also gonna destroy it, too? 973 00:37:30,649 --> 00:37:33,051 She sneaks onto the site, goes on one good date, 974 00:37:33,084 --> 00:37:35,521 and then wants to make the app more accessible. 975 00:37:35,554 --> 00:37:36,522 So stupid! 976 00:37:36,555 --> 00:37:38,490 What's stupid about thinking someone deserves 977 00:37:38,524 --> 00:37:40,959 to be loved for who they really are? 978 00:37:40,992 --> 00:37:42,894 Kim was the brains, Mack. 979 00:37:42,928 --> 00:37:44,763 You were just the face. 980 00:37:44,796 --> 00:37:45,997 Just the face? 981 00:37:46,031 --> 00:37:48,900 Kim was Wozniak. I'm Jobs. 982 00:37:48,934 --> 00:37:51,303 No one gives a crap about Wozniak. 983 00:37:51,337 --> 00:37:54,406 Oh, please, Mack. What you are is a fraud. 984 00:37:54,440 --> 00:37:56,742 Which, unfortunately, makes you boring. 985 00:37:56,775 --> 00:37:58,677 And predictable. Watch. 986 00:38:00,812 --> 00:38:02,648 Put that down. Or what? 987 00:38:02,681 --> 00:38:04,526 You're gonna blow your own face to smithereens, Mack? 988 00:38:04,550 --> 00:38:06,385 It's quite heavy, isn't it? At least 989 00:38:06,418 --> 00:38:07,586 they got the density right. 990 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:08,587 Ooh! 991 00:38:08,620 --> 00:38:10,322 Heads up! 992 00:38:18,997 --> 00:38:20,999 Nice catch. 993 00:38:23,369 --> 00:38:25,704 Today interesting enough for you? 994 00:38:25,737 --> 00:38:27,673 Well, beats Monopoly. 995 00:38:31,977 --> 00:38:34,045 But in the end, 996 00:38:34,079 --> 00:38:35,847 the shoe turned out to be interesting, 997 00:38:35,881 --> 00:38:37,816 and the top hat, boring. 998 00:38:37,849 --> 00:38:42,521 Right. So you're gonna embrace your boring side now? 999 00:38:42,554 --> 00:38:44,131 Well, I would, but I have no boring side. 1000 00:38:44,155 --> 00:38:46,892 Ah. Even the most trivial of nights takes a turn 1001 00:38:46,925 --> 00:38:48,560 for the exciting when I'm involved. 1002 00:38:48,594 --> 00:38:50,729 I just got to throw a man's own head at him. 1003 00:38:50,762 --> 00:38:54,065 That sounds... painful. 1004 00:38:54,099 --> 00:38:56,368 Oh, don't worry, he deserved it... 1005 00:38:56,402 --> 00:38:58,570 For pretending to be something he wasn't. 1006 00:38:58,604 --> 00:39:01,106 I mean, people really do waste an awful lot of time 1007 00:39:01,139 --> 00:39:03,842 trying to be interesting. 1008 00:39:03,875 --> 00:39:04,976 People. 1009 00:39:05,010 --> 00:39:06,378 Not you, though. 1010 00:39:06,412 --> 00:39:08,480 Oh, no. To me, it just comes effortlessly. 1011 00:39:08,514 --> 00:39:11,717 All I have to do is just be myself. 1012 00:39:11,750 --> 00:39:12,651 Hmm. 1013 00:39:12,684 --> 00:39:13,485 Mm. 1014 00:39:13,519 --> 00:39:16,121 But what I really want to know is, 1015 00:39:16,154 --> 00:39:18,056 how have you been doing? 1016 00:39:20,726 --> 00:39:23,061 Well... 1017 00:39:23,094 --> 00:39:25,664 I was in a really dark place. 1018 00:39:27,499 --> 00:39:28,333 But... 1019 00:39:28,366 --> 00:39:32,438 someone helped me gain perspective. 1020 00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:35,774 How's that saying go? 1021 00:39:35,807 --> 00:39:37,609 We're all in the gutter, 1022 00:39:37,643 --> 00:39:40,045 but some of us are looking up at the stars. 1023 00:39:40,078 --> 00:39:41,012 The stars are just gas bags, 1024 00:39:41,046 --> 00:39:42,948 and I never would have fed Oscar that line 1025 00:39:42,981 --> 00:39:46,184 had I known how much I'd have to hear people quote it back to me. 1026 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,886 Oscar freakin' Wilde? 1027 00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:49,621 Mm-hmm. Really? 1028 00:39:49,655 --> 00:39:51,857 Now, he was an interesting bachelor. 1029 00:39:52,924 --> 00:39:55,527 Anyway, I'm glad to hear that you are doing better. 1030 00:39:55,561 --> 00:39:57,496 This calls for a celebration. 1031 00:39:57,529 --> 00:40:00,131 So... 1032 00:40:00,165 --> 00:40:02,634 Oscar, huh? 1033 00:40:02,668 --> 00:40:03,502 Mm. 1034 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:05,637 - Tell me everything. - Well... 1035 00:40:05,671 --> 00:40:08,540 he was straight when I first met him. 1036 00:40:11,943 --> 00:40:13,411 Oh, God! 1037 00:40:14,946 --> 00:40:16,081 That one was all you. 1038 00:40:16,114 --> 00:40:17,683 I was about to knock. 1039 00:40:19,585 --> 00:40:22,821 There's... something I need to tell you. 1040 00:40:22,854 --> 00:40:24,556 Funny. 1041 00:40:24,590 --> 00:40:27,826 There's actually something I need to tell you, too. 1042 00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:30,562 Thank you. 1043 00:40:30,596 --> 00:40:33,932 That contract helped put a killer behind bars. 1044 00:40:33,965 --> 00:40:35,701 You did a good thing. 1045 00:40:35,734 --> 00:40:37,035 I stole it. 1046 00:40:37,068 --> 00:40:38,537 Aw, man. 1047 00:40:38,570 --> 00:40:40,038 Seriously? 1048 00:40:41,206 --> 00:40:42,508 You know what? 1049 00:40:42,541 --> 00:40:44,042 It still counts, okay? 1050 00:40:44,075 --> 00:40:46,478 You did a bad thing. 1051 00:40:46,512 --> 00:40:49,915 But it was for a good reason. 1052 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,182 Really? Yes. 1053 00:40:51,216 --> 00:40:53,184 But only if, in good faith, 1054 00:40:53,218 --> 00:40:55,554 you try to do it the right way first. 1055 00:40:55,587 --> 00:40:57,923 Being good takes practice. 1056 00:40:57,956 --> 00:41:00,091 Okay? So just keep at it, 1057 00:41:00,125 --> 00:41:02,494 and you'll get better. 1058 00:41:02,528 --> 00:41:05,997 I guess I should take that job, then. 1059 00:41:06,031 --> 00:41:07,766 What job? 1060 00:41:07,799 --> 00:41:11,737 I've been offered a position in the D.A.'s office to... 1061 00:41:11,770 --> 00:41:14,606 help put criminals away for a change. 1062 00:41:14,640 --> 00:41:16,975 Yeah, but like you would ever take that pay cut. 1063 00:41:17,008 --> 00:41:19,110 Yeah, I know. 1064 00:41:19,144 --> 00:41:20,078 But anyway, 1065 00:41:20,111 --> 00:41:22,881 um, sometimes there's more important things... 1066 00:41:22,914 --> 00:41:24,282 than money. 1067 00:41:24,315 --> 00:41:28,186 Oh, yeah. Yeah, like all the things money can buy. 1068 00:41:28,219 --> 00:41:31,122 Too late... You talked me into it. 1069 00:41:31,156 --> 00:41:32,524 I did? 1070 00:41:32,558 --> 00:41:36,094 Yes. This job is the perfect place... 1071 00:41:36,127 --> 00:41:38,697 to practice this "being good" thing. 1072 00:41:38,730 --> 00:41:39,798 And bonus. 1073 00:41:41,032 --> 00:41:42,901 I'll be around here more. 1074 00:41:45,837 --> 00:41:47,873 Yeah. 1075 00:41:47,906 --> 00:41:49,708 Bonus. 1076 00:41:51,943 --> 00:41:55,080 So, how did Lucinda do, Mom? 1077 00:41:55,113 --> 00:41:57,315 Uh, she did... okay. 1078 00:41:57,348 --> 00:42:00,185 Helped us catch the bad guy in the end. 1079 00:42:00,218 --> 00:42:02,253 Thank you. No, I meant... 1080 00:42:02,287 --> 00:42:04,823 how did meeting new people at the party go? 1081 00:42:04,856 --> 00:42:06,925 Oh. 1082 00:42:06,958 --> 00:42:08,326 Well, um... 1083 00:42:08,359 --> 00:42:11,997 I actually... had a pretty good time. 1084 00:42:12,030 --> 00:42:15,300 I mean, but only once I... stopped being Lucinda 1085 00:42:15,333 --> 00:42:17,736 and started being myself. 1086 00:42:20,038 --> 00:42:23,742 You know, it can be scary sometimes, but... 1087 00:42:23,775 --> 00:42:27,312 being who you really are is never a bad idea. 1088 00:42:27,345 --> 00:42:29,848 Hey, there's a piece missing. 1089 00:42:43,128 --> 00:42:45,096 Lucifer. 1090 00:42:46,765 --> 00:42:47,933 Are you coming? 1091 00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:49,067 Uh... 1092 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:51,970 how about a nice round of Monopoly? 1093 00:42:52,003 --> 00:42:53,204 Yeah? 1094 00:42:53,238 --> 00:42:55,206 Little face- painting, maybe? 1095 00:42:57,342 --> 00:42:59,745 I didn't think so. 1096 00:43:00,178 --> 00:43:01,880 Hmm.