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Jesus Christ, it's you again?
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I guess we've been gone
for a while, so...
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here's what happened.
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Oh, shit. Wait. You guys invited Jabby?
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Last time I saw you, you
asked me to dinner.
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That offer still good?
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What, you want to go on a date now?
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You know, I haven't fucked that much
since seventh grade summer camp.
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You wanna do this again?
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Yeah.
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- For our future baby.
- Hell no. Over my dead damn body.
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You think I'm fucking
getting pregnant again?
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If you wanna talk about
adopting a newborn,
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we can discuss it.
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- We're gonna have a baby?
- Not really.
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Major Keefe?
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He's my dad. Is that a clip-on tie?
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Yeah. I don't know how
to tie a real one.
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No shit.
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There's a loophole for West Point.
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It's there in the fine print.
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- I want you to get in.
- Why?
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Because I want my boyfriend
to be West Point, Cadet.
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- I'm your boyfriend?
- Yes.
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Since when do you have a lady, Frank?
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She does run a bit hot in
terms of mental illness.
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Eat the Brie.
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Well, it's not about
what it looks like now.
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It's about what it's gonna be.
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Is this the thing
Whitford sucked you into?
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Don't forget my 25K.
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Yeah, you don't have enough
revenue to carry a third loan.
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Patty and I are separated.
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- That didn't look separated to me.
- We're getting a divorce.
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Why wouldn't you just tell
me that you're married?
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Take your fucking hands off my car!
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You know, let's figure this out.
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I mean, how deep are you in the hole?
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I listed my building.
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Gonna be an open house at 1 p.m.
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Wait, you wanna buy it?
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Could pay off your
mortgages and walk away.
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But that-that'll leave
me with nothing, Max.
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Back at the Gallagher house.
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Oh, Christ.
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- Carl?
- Hmm?
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We gotta go.
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The major will be up soon.
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Man, I slept like a rock.
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Me too.
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I love sleeping outside.
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We don't really have a choice.
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Shut up.
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I can't help it if I'm loud.
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Move it. We're gonna get caught.
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Stop staring at me, weirdo.
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- I'm fucking hungry.
- Yeah.
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Oh.
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- You forget how to knock?
- Sorry. Thought you were asleep.
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- What are you... what the hell?
- I'm out.
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- So you use mine?
- Thank you.
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Hey, Jabby.
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Jabby?
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Fuck.
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Morning.
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Yep.
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What time did you get home last night?
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I don't know. Late.
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Ah!
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Sorry.
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Good morning, go-getters.
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Does anyone else wanna
come in this bathroom
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while I'm in the shower?
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Should we invite the neighbors?
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I gotta piss like a racehorse.
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Ugh!
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- Hey.
- Morning.
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Morning, Jabby.
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- Seriously?
- Aw, is Jabby grumpy this morning?
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Here you go.
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Oh, thanks.
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Yep. Five bucks.
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Or you can just net-net it.
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- Five bucks?
- Dude.
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It's single origin.
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Hey, I'm gonna hit a
spin class before work.
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- You wanna come?
- Do I look like I spin?
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Hey, Jabby, if you're gonna
be here every night,
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I'm gonna need you to start
pitching in for rent.
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What? No.
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I mean, Byron practically lives here.
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He's never paid a dime.
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- I buy the coffee.
- Okay.
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What is your actual job, Byron?
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Byron is designing an app.
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Byron's a feckless little bitch.
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- Hey, watch it.
- You watch it.
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Okay, why don't we all breathe?
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Breathe a dick, Byron.
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Later, Major.
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Hey, sports fan.
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Destroyer escort.
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Kola class.
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CVA Kitty Hawk.
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SSN Nautilus. USA.
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Sea Wolf.
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Damn it.
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Tie up your loose ends, sailor.
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Yes, sir.
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Have fun at softball camp today.
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See you tonight.
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Open up, Kev.
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We got a line out here.
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Oh, look who's here.
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- Good morning.
- Excited to see you too.
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- Morning, Hazel.
- Gentlemen.
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All right, we should get
going. We're gonna be late.
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- Where you guys going?
- Today is the day
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I finally get a son.
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But don't worry, Hazel's gonna
make sure you're not sober.
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- But you already got a kid.
- Two of 'em.
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Yeah, a foster kid.
Finally got approved.
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- How old is he?
- Twelve.
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- His name is Santiago.
- I wanted a baby,
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but there was a really
long waiting list,
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so we're gonna get an older one for now.
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But I finally get the son I never had.
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Little League games.
Boxing. Tagging trains.
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You know you can do all
that with the girls, right?
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Be nice to have an older kid around.
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Yeah, he can help watch the girls.
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Good idea. I can't wait to leave
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my children with some
random 12-year-old boy.
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V, he's not some random 12-year-old boy.
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He's our random 12-year-old boy.
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We're gonna need a man cave.
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Beer on tap. TVs. A bar.
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- What do you call this?
- Work.
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All right, we gotta go. Let's hit it.
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- Have fun.
- Hazel, we will be back.
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Breakfast, boys.
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Greatest war movie of all time.
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- Nope.
- No? What do you mean?
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There are too many different kinds.
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Are-are you talking World
War II? Vietnam? Gulf War?
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And then are you talking invasion,
special ops, or a specific battle?
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Hell, submarine movies
are their own category.
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Okay, what's your favorite submarine...
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- Hunt for Red October.
- Over Crimson Tide?
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- Yes, although Das Boot...
- Hold on... hold... Stop the truck.
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Look at all these scooters.
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They're not even locked up.
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'Cause people don't own
them. They share them.
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- They share them?
- Yeah, they pay to use them,
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and then they leave them
wherever when they're done.
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That's stupid. I could just steal 'em,
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sell 'em on the South
Side, make a good buck.
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It has a GPS tracker in it.
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I can get rid of that
in, like, two minutes.
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You know how many LoJacks
I've gotten rid of before?
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Okay. That's hot.
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What's going on?
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Getting ready to knock it down.
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What? Why?
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Making room for condos.
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Gonna take up the whole block.
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No shit.
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I used to own this building.
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Yeah? I used to own Sears Tower.
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Hey. Nice, thanks for getting breakfast.
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If I was at softball camp right now,
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I'd be running laps. Suckers.
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What are you guys up to today?
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Oh, you know, same old, same old...
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junk food, binge, junk food, nap.
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Uh, run through the sprinkler.
Work on my essay.
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- Still watching Dexter?
- Nah, finished it.
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- Now we're on Friends.
- Nice, what's next?
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On to G. Gilmore Girls.
I'm living the dream.
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Hey, knock-knock.
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- Hey.
- Hi. Morning.
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Hello, beautiful.
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Okay, let's go.
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Where are you going?
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Uh, don't know. Ingrid?
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It's a surprise.
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I love surprises!
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Liam was one.
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Where's my Egg McMuffin?
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- Frank.
- Ugh.
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What the hell?
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Fuck.
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Morning, Dottie.
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You have power?
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Morning, Ms. Sink.
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You have power too?
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Who's asking?
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It's Debbie. From down the street.
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Mind your business.
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We're the only ones without power.
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We forget to pay the bills?
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I don't know. Fiona pays them.
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I'll call her.
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$475,000.
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Max, you motherfucker.
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You sold my building.
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Hey. We are out of a ton of stuff.
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Eggs, straws, ground beef, hash browns,
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tomatoes, blah, blah, blah.
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But I ordered it, 'cause
I take initiative.
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It'll be here today.
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Also, the ice machine's
broken. But don't worry.
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I handled it. The guy's on his way.
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I'm good at my job.
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And I say this 'cause I
love my fellow employees,
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hopefully you're getting our
paychecks out tomorrow?
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Yep. Thanks.
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You okay?
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Yeah. I'm tired.
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Okay.
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We're here.
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Are you ready?
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Yep. Ready. Ready.
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Okay.
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Surprise!
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Where?
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I froze my eggs.
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They're in here.
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You want to see 'em up close?
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Oh, yes.
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Let me see my babies.
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Hi.
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All my life,
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all I ever wanted was to be a mother.
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But Randy was always so against it.
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Wouldn't even talk about it.
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But now I have you.
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You've given me a second chance.
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- I have?
- Mm.
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Frank...
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would you fertilize my eggs?
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Are you kidding me?
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I would be honored to
introduce my little Frankies
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to your little Ingrids.
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Oh, Frank.
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Thank you so much.
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But we never got a bill.
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No, I'm not still at 4503 Wolfcrest.
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That's my sister's old address.
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Oh, well, is that where
you sent the bill?
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Okay, well, that makes sense.
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Thank you.
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Are you sure this is the right place?
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This is the address she gave me.
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Casa De Oro.
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Yep. This is the place.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, uh, we're here to see May?
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Great, have a seat and I'll
let her know you're here.
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Thank you.
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Excuse me.
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These remind me of my group home.
264
00:15:20,762 --> 00:15:22,864
Aw, they gave you candy?
265
00:15:23,698 --> 00:15:25,199
It was our supper.
266
00:15:47,981 --> 00:15:49,521
They look like runners.
267
00:15:49,522 --> 00:15:51,106
I bet they're on the
track team or something.
268
00:15:53,053 --> 00:15:55,386
Do we get to name him after he's ours?
269
00:15:55,387 --> 00:15:56,720
I don't know.
270
00:15:57,931 --> 00:16:00,219
Little Kev.
271
00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:02,511
- Kevin Jr.
- Hmm!
272
00:16:02,512 --> 00:16:05,094
KJ. Ooh, that's good.
273
00:16:05,095 --> 00:16:06,678
KJ Ball.
274
00:16:06,679 --> 00:16:09,154
KJ Ball? Are you kidding me?
275
00:16:10,361 --> 00:16:13,428
Sounds like a sports name
if I ever heard one.
276
00:16:13,429 --> 00:16:15,209
God, I hope he plays baseball.
277
00:16:15,210 --> 00:16:16,469
What if he plays soccer?
278
00:16:16,470 --> 00:16:19,344
V, do not ruin this for
me right now, okay?
279
00:16:21,178 --> 00:16:23,011
No one's playing soccer.
280
00:16:51,595 --> 00:16:52,678
Saucer on the counter.
281
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:54,720
- Thanks.
- Okay.
282
00:17:00,470 --> 00:17:02,512
Sweet Jesus.
283
00:17:04,178 --> 00:17:05,679
Hi. Pardon me.
284
00:17:06,762 --> 00:17:08,761
Ugh!
285
00:17:11,095 --> 00:17:12,302
Hey, not the sound you wanna hear
286
00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:13,177
when you're eating in a restaurant.
287
00:17:13,178 --> 00:17:14,594
What's up?
288
00:17:14,595 --> 00:17:16,761
Have you seen the gum
under all the tables?
289
00:17:16,762 --> 00:17:19,219
- No.
- It's disgusting.
290
00:17:19,220 --> 00:17:20,928
You know, what do you guys do?
291
00:17:20,929 --> 00:17:22,636
Make sure to chew gum on your way over?
292
00:17:22,637 --> 00:17:24,136
Like, "Going to Patsy's.
293
00:17:24,137 --> 00:17:25,518
Better chew some gum
294
00:17:25,519 --> 00:17:27,886
so I can shove it up under the tables?"
295
00:17:27,887 --> 00:17:29,553
Sorry.
296
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,053
God.
297
00:17:34,512 --> 00:17:35,594
- Ugh.
- She okay?
298
00:17:35,595 --> 00:17:37,636
I'm not sure.
299
00:17:37,637 --> 00:17:39,945
- She's acting kinda crazy.
- Little bit.
300
00:17:45,387 --> 00:17:46,803
What'd they say?
301
00:17:46,804 --> 00:17:48,761
Two and a half months past due.
302
00:17:48,762 --> 00:17:51,219
- That's not that bad.
- Not that bad?
303
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:52,943
Do you not pay your bills or something?
304
00:17:52,944 --> 00:17:55,553
We don't use electricity.
It's against the Koran.
305
00:17:55,554 --> 00:17:57,428
- Really?
- No, it's a joke.
306
00:17:57,429 --> 00:17:59,803
You think Muslims don't
believe in electricity?
307
00:17:59,804 --> 00:18:01,553
So they gonna turn the
power back on or what?
308
00:18:01,554 --> 00:18:03,845
Yeah, once I pay them $800
309
00:18:03,846 --> 00:18:05,803
plus a reactivation fee
310
00:18:05,804 --> 00:18:07,594
plus a past due charge.
311
00:18:07,595 --> 00:18:09,553
Fuckers. That's extortion.
312
00:18:09,554 --> 00:18:11,386
Yeah, no shit.
313
00:18:11,387 --> 00:18:13,052
Would you like me to
send a suicide bomber?
314
00:18:13,053 --> 00:18:14,678
Sweet of you to offer,
315
00:18:14,679 --> 00:18:16,773
but no, thanks. I think
I'll just pay it.
316
00:18:16,774 --> 00:18:17,969
Suit yourself.
317
00:18:17,970 --> 00:18:19,594
None of the other bills
have been paid either...
318
00:18:19,595 --> 00:18:21,392
gas, cable, water.
319
00:18:21,393 --> 00:18:24,929
Whoops.
320
00:18:31,387 --> 00:18:33,469
- Hey.
- What's up, Tami?
321
00:18:33,470 --> 00:18:35,324
Boys.
322
00:18:36,013 --> 00:18:37,720
I found a cool apartment
I want to show you.
323
00:18:37,721 --> 00:18:39,091
Wanna check it out?
324
00:18:39,092 --> 00:18:40,845
Uh... yeah, no, I would.
325
00:18:40,846 --> 00:18:43,260
I'm just, uh... you know,
326
00:18:43,261 --> 00:18:44,720
working.
327
00:18:44,721 --> 00:18:46,803
Well, you get a lunch break, don't you?
328
00:18:46,804 --> 00:18:50,147
Uh, no, not really.
329
00:18:50,148 --> 00:18:51,804
What the hell, Brad?
330
00:18:51,805 --> 00:18:54,018
You don't give your
employees a lunch break?
331
00:18:54,019 --> 00:18:55,351
We got work to do.
332
00:18:55,352 --> 00:18:57,231
We kinda just eat whenever we can.
333
00:18:57,232 --> 00:18:58,720
What a dick.
334
00:18:58,721 --> 00:19:01,011
Hey, Gordon Ramsay, this
isn't Hell's Kitchen.
335
00:19:01,012 --> 00:19:03,011
You know, people get lunch breaks.
336
00:19:03,012 --> 00:19:04,796
You should unionize.
337
00:19:04,797 --> 00:19:05,886
Really?
338
00:19:05,887 --> 00:19:07,803
Come on. Let's eat.
339
00:19:07,804 --> 00:19:09,845
He'll be back in an hour.
340
00:19:09,846 --> 00:19:11,343
It's your sister-in-law.
341
00:19:11,344 --> 00:19:13,569
Yeah, and he's a Brad.
342
00:19:16,887 --> 00:19:19,344
Now all we gotta do is wait.
343
00:19:19,345 --> 00:19:21,553
I can't believe nobody's
ever thought of this.
344
00:19:21,554 --> 00:19:23,720
Yeah, you know, if these people
can afford to pay for yoga,
345
00:19:23,721 --> 00:19:26,469
they can afford to pay
me to rent a scooter.
346
00:19:29,512 --> 00:19:30,678
Uh...
347
00:19:30,679 --> 00:19:32,405
excuse me, um...
348
00:19:32,406 --> 00:19:34,804
I think you have my scooter
in the back of your truck.
349
00:19:34,805 --> 00:19:37,294
Your scooter? Nah, these
are public scooters.
350
00:19:37,295 --> 00:19:38,440
We gotta share 'em.
351
00:19:38,441 --> 00:19:40,533
Yeah, you're not sharing
them. You're hogging them.
352
00:19:40,534 --> 00:19:41,845
Well, I'm happy to rent you one.
353
00:19:41,846 --> 00:19:43,261
- Ten bucks.
- What?
354
00:19:43,262 --> 00:19:44,636
No, I... that...
355
00:19:44,637 --> 00:19:45,906
that's extortion.
356
00:19:45,907 --> 00:19:48,745
Technically it's racketeering, but sure.
357
00:19:48,746 --> 00:19:50,816
Okay. I'll call Better Business Bureau.
358
00:19:50,817 --> 00:19:52,776
Okay. Whatever the fuck that is.
359
00:19:52,777 --> 00:19:54,678
Come on. We need these to go get a boba.
360
00:19:54,679 --> 00:19:56,136
And I, for one, am not walking.
361
00:19:56,137 --> 00:19:57,416
Yeah, we're going to get boba.
362
00:19:57,417 --> 00:19:59,435
Well, maybe if you took a
walk every once in a while,
363
00:19:59,436 --> 00:20:01,928
you wouldn't have to
spend 25 bucks on yoga.
364
00:20:01,929 --> 00:20:04,418
I need a scooter, dude. I
just did an hour of hot yoga.
365
00:20:04,419 --> 00:20:05,778
I don't know what to tell you, dude.
366
00:20:05,779 --> 00:20:07,886
- They're already on the truck.
- Them's the rules.
367
00:20:07,887 --> 00:20:09,220
Fine.
368
00:20:11,595 --> 00:20:12,720
Ten bucks.
369
00:20:12,721 --> 00:20:14,257
- It's 15 now.
- What?
370
00:20:14,258 --> 00:20:15,845
Yeah, 'cause you're ungrateful.
371
00:20:16,264 --> 00:20:17,991
You know what? This is such bullshit.
372
00:20:17,992 --> 00:20:19,745
This neighborhood's going to shit.
373
00:20:20,509 --> 00:20:22,384
Fuck this. I'm out.
374
00:20:23,595 --> 00:20:25,929
- Thank you for your business.
- Mm.
375
00:20:32,827 --> 00:20:34,118
We good?
376
00:20:34,842 --> 00:20:36,425
So far.
377
00:20:38,558 --> 00:20:40,391
We're very excited.
378
00:20:42,178 --> 00:20:45,636
Need both of your initials
everywhere there's a blank.
379
00:20:45,637 --> 00:20:47,428
Be right back.
380
00:20:53,178 --> 00:20:55,345
Oh, this is good.
381
00:21:15,516 --> 00:21:16,933
This is Santiago.
382
00:21:17,948 --> 00:21:19,803
Santiago...
383
00:21:19,804 --> 00:21:24,658
They are your new adoptive parents.
384
00:21:25,512 --> 00:21:27,136
Doesn't speak a word of English.
385
00:21:27,137 --> 00:21:28,596
- No problem.
- Great.
386
00:21:28,597 --> 00:21:29,827
No problemo.
387
00:21:29,828 --> 00:21:31,720
He knows the national anthem, though.
388
00:21:33,220 --> 00:21:38,318
♪ Oh, say, can you see ♪
389
00:21:38,319 --> 00:21:41,872
♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
390
00:21:41,873 --> 00:21:43,803
That's beautiful.
391
00:21:43,804 --> 00:21:46,029
- ♪ What so proudly ♪
- This is gonna be so great.
392
00:21:46,030 --> 00:21:47,966
- ♪ We hailed ♪
- So great.
393
00:21:48,513 --> 00:21:49,636
Living area.
394
00:21:49,637 --> 00:21:52,615
Master bedroom. Stainless
steel appliances.
395
00:21:52,616 --> 00:21:54,928
This place is huge. I don't
need this much space.
396
00:21:54,929 --> 00:21:56,389
Hey, just look at it.
397
00:21:56,390 --> 00:21:58,302
See the outside? Your own private patio?
398
00:21:58,303 --> 00:22:00,553
- Yeah.
- So you can smoke.
399
00:22:00,554 --> 00:22:03,678
Look, if I get an apartment,
it's gonna be a studio.
400
00:22:03,679 --> 00:22:04,928
Fine.
401
00:22:04,929 --> 00:22:07,609
But I'm not fucking on some
daybed next to a kitchenette.
402
00:22:07,610 --> 00:22:09,219
Why not?
403
00:22:09,220 --> 00:22:11,261
We also offer a large amount
of community amenities...
404
00:22:11,262 --> 00:22:14,845
state-of-the-art gym, sauna,
quartz crystal fire pit.
405
00:22:14,846 --> 00:22:16,302
What, like a grill?
406
00:22:16,303 --> 00:22:18,755
No, no, like, on our
rooftop social area.
407
00:22:18,756 --> 00:22:20,511
We got a 50-inch outdoor fire pit.
408
00:22:20,512 --> 00:22:22,219
Good for hanging out with your
friends during the winter.
409
00:22:22,220 --> 00:22:23,776
Drink some rosé. Chill.
410
00:22:23,777 --> 00:22:25,052
Why would I want to freeze outside
411
00:22:25,053 --> 00:22:26,371
when I could be inside?
412
00:22:26,372 --> 00:22:28,207
There's heat lamps, buddy.
413
00:22:28,720 --> 00:22:30,053
Okay.
414
00:22:36,136 --> 00:22:37,469
Yo, yo, yo.
415
00:22:37,470 --> 00:22:39,052
All right.
416
00:22:39,053 --> 00:22:40,511
I'm gonna tell you something.
417
00:22:40,512 --> 00:22:42,553
But when I tell you,
don't look, all right?
418
00:22:42,554 --> 00:22:43,886
Okay.
419
00:22:44,428 --> 00:22:47,214
This guy has maybe the
biggest dick I've ever seen.
420
00:22:48,015 --> 00:22:49,302
How do you know?
421
00:22:49,303 --> 00:22:50,678
It's bulging through his pants.
422
00:22:50,679 --> 00:22:52,177
It's like a fucking balloon animal.
423
00:22:52,178 --> 00:22:54,803
Don't look, though. Don't look.
424
00:22:54,804 --> 00:22:56,136
Whoa.
425
00:22:56,137 --> 00:22:59,886
- You like?
- Dude.
426
00:22:59,887 --> 00:23:02,006
No way that's real.
427
00:23:02,007 --> 00:23:03,386
It's real.
428
00:23:04,263 --> 00:23:05,323
Bullshit.
429
00:23:05,324 --> 00:23:07,465
You seriously walk around
430
00:23:07,466 --> 00:23:09,845
with a giant rubber dildo in your pants?
431
00:23:09,846 --> 00:23:12,803
Come on. We gotta go. I
can't live here, all right?
432
00:23:12,804 --> 00:23:14,818
- If you don't believe me...
- Hey, no, we believe you, man.
433
00:23:14,819 --> 00:23:16,428
- We believe you, okay?
- That's not real.
434
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,761
- It's not.
- Either way,
435
00:23:17,762 --> 00:23:19,177
I don't want that guy fixing my sink.
436
00:23:25,095 --> 00:23:26,511
Hey, champ.
437
00:23:26,512 --> 00:23:27,928
Need a scooter?
438
00:23:27,929 --> 00:23:29,108
Go to hell.
439
00:23:29,109 --> 00:23:30,511
We got one left.
440
00:23:30,512 --> 00:23:32,261
Yeah, man. You look exhausted.
441
00:23:32,262 --> 00:23:33,386
You know, you guys are assholes.
442
00:23:33,387 --> 00:23:35,661
Assholes with scooters. You want one?
443
00:23:35,662 --> 00:23:37,594
Do you really have nothing better to do?
444
00:23:37,595 --> 00:23:39,845
Hey, you're the one that's walking
around in the middle of the day.
445
00:23:39,846 --> 00:23:42,428
Yeah, at least we're racketeering.
446
00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:46,011
We're still here.
447
00:23:49,278 --> 00:23:51,219
That was totally worth it.
448
00:23:51,220 --> 00:23:52,511
We should run over that fucker.
449
00:23:54,522 --> 00:23:56,107
Mr. Gallagher?
450
00:23:57,470 --> 00:23:59,302
There's a collection
room around the corner,
451
00:23:59,303 --> 00:24:01,511
and this is for your semen collection.
452
00:24:01,512 --> 00:24:03,261
My semen collection.
453
00:24:03,262 --> 00:24:05,136
A new line of menswear.
454
00:24:05,137 --> 00:24:07,553
Peacoats. Captain's hats.
455
00:24:07,554 --> 00:24:09,886
Just get your stuff inside the cup.
456
00:24:09,887 --> 00:24:11,469
And make sure you wash
and rinse your hands
457
00:24:11,470 --> 00:24:13,090
thoroughly beforehand.
458
00:24:13,091 --> 00:24:14,594
Things to look at?
459
00:24:14,595 --> 00:24:16,928
There will be some material in
the restroom if you need it.
460
00:24:16,929 --> 00:24:18,637
Thank you.
461
00:24:20,136 --> 00:24:21,826
I'm going to the bank.
462
00:24:21,827 --> 00:24:23,264
What about gum patrol?
463
00:24:23,265 --> 00:24:25,602
Keep an eye. See you later.
464
00:24:27,178 --> 00:24:28,969
- My favorite customer.
- What's up, Ilya?
465
00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:30,755
What is up? You know.
466
00:24:30,756 --> 00:24:32,177
Living American dream.
467
00:24:32,178 --> 00:24:34,678
- Huh.
- My own store. What can I say?
468
00:24:34,679 --> 00:24:37,149
Yeah. Can I get a half pint of Stoli,
469
00:24:37,150 --> 00:24:39,428
Marlboro Silvers, and a...
470
00:24:39,429 --> 00:24:41,553
scratcher, please? The crossword one.
471
00:24:41,554 --> 00:24:42,761
Russian lunch.
472
00:24:42,762 --> 00:24:44,011
Yeah.
473
00:24:44,012 --> 00:24:45,428
No. That's joke.
474
00:24:45,429 --> 00:24:48,428
Not really Russian lunch.
We like many foods.
475
00:24:48,429 --> 00:24:49,930
Do you need matches?
476
00:24:49,931 --> 00:24:52,419
No. Nobody ever needs matches.
477
00:24:52,420 --> 00:24:54,600
If you say so. That's twenty-eight.
478
00:24:54,601 --> 00:24:56,845
Here's your change. See you tomorrow.
479
00:24:56,846 --> 00:24:58,345
You bet.
480
00:25:07,637 --> 00:25:10,803
- That was quick.
- Here's the thing.
481
00:25:10,804 --> 00:25:13,177
That material, as you
call it, is subpar.
482
00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,594
It's from the '70s.
483
00:25:14,595 --> 00:25:17,261
It's on videotape, for Christ's sake.
484
00:25:17,262 --> 00:25:18,761
The women have pubic hair.
485
00:25:18,762 --> 00:25:20,880
I feel like I'm watching
my parents have sex.
486
00:25:20,881 --> 00:25:22,886
It actually made me sad.
487
00:25:22,887 --> 00:25:25,302
So needless to say, my cup is empty,
488
00:25:25,303 --> 00:25:26,886
as is my desire.
489
00:25:26,887 --> 00:25:29,553
Do you have anything else? Something...
490
00:25:29,554 --> 00:25:31,011
from the early '90s?
491
00:25:31,012 --> 00:25:32,344
Some Nina Hartley?
492
00:25:32,345 --> 00:25:34,011
Racquel Darrian, perhaps?
493
00:25:34,012 --> 00:25:35,993
- Sorry.
- What about crazy?
494
00:25:36,804 --> 00:25:40,115
You got any videos of
crazy people having sex?
495
00:25:40,116 --> 00:25:41,969
No, sir. That's all we have.
496
00:25:41,970 --> 00:25:44,803
Okay. Work with me here.
What about my girlfriend?
497
00:25:44,804 --> 00:25:46,845
Could I bring Ingrid in to help me
498
00:25:46,846 --> 00:25:49,219
bust a-a collection?
499
00:25:49,220 --> 00:25:51,720
That would be fine, but you both need to
500
00:25:51,721 --> 00:25:55,052
thoroughly, thoroughly
wash and rinse your hands.
501
00:25:55,053 --> 00:25:57,052
And saliva and/or
lubricant are prohibited,
502
00:25:57,053 --> 00:25:58,629
as they will pollute the sample.
503
00:25:59,345 --> 00:26:00,761
Fine.
504
00:26:00,762 --> 00:26:02,219
Thank you, Dawn.
505
00:26:02,669 --> 00:26:04,271
I'm off to Spunkytown.
506
00:26:07,637 --> 00:26:09,761
Why are we looking at apartments?
507
00:26:09,762 --> 00:26:11,886
Uh, 'cause you still live with
your brothers and sisters
508
00:26:11,887 --> 00:26:13,092
in a sad house?
509
00:26:13,093 --> 00:26:14,302
So?
510
00:26:14,303 --> 00:26:16,011
You live with two bitches and Byron.
511
00:26:16,012 --> 00:26:18,094
- Is that better?
- No, it's not.
512
00:26:18,095 --> 00:26:19,678
That's why you need a place.
513
00:26:19,679 --> 00:26:21,511
What, you want to move in together?
514
00:26:21,512 --> 00:26:23,720
No, in your dreams.
515
00:26:23,721 --> 00:26:25,720
No, all I'm saying is, one of us
516
00:26:25,721 --> 00:26:27,428
needs to have an apartment
so that we have a fuck pad.
517
00:26:27,429 --> 00:26:30,169
So man up. Get your own place.
518
00:26:30,170 --> 00:26:31,553
Why don't you get your own place?
519
00:26:31,554 --> 00:26:33,261
I can't. My name's on the lease.
520
00:26:33,262 --> 00:26:35,469
- Those bitches sublet.
- All right, well, I can't either.
521
00:26:35,470 --> 00:26:36,863
You know, I don't have your life...
522
00:26:36,864 --> 00:26:39,761
single-origin coffee, spin
class, Murphy's Bleachers...
523
00:26:39,762 --> 00:26:41,761
- I live in West Town.
- So what?
524
00:26:41,762 --> 00:26:43,636
So you hate staying at my apartment.
525
00:26:43,637 --> 00:26:44,761
I hate sleeping at your place.
526
00:26:44,762 --> 00:26:46,240
We gotta figure something out.
527
00:26:47,762 --> 00:26:49,100
All right, you know,
I've been thinking about
528
00:26:49,101 --> 00:26:50,559
turning our basement into a bedroom.
529
00:26:50,560 --> 00:26:51,928
Okay, is it nice?
530
00:26:51,929 --> 00:26:53,886
No, but it could work.
531
00:26:53,887 --> 00:26:55,219
All right.
532
00:26:55,220 --> 00:26:58,678
We just... we gotta figure something
out before I murder Byron.
533
00:26:58,679 --> 00:27:00,177
Guy's a vegetarian.
534
00:27:00,178 --> 00:27:03,052
- He wears pajamas.
- That guy's an asshole.
535
00:27:03,053 --> 00:27:04,928
Also, we used to date.
536
00:27:04,929 --> 00:27:06,634
What? How?
537
00:27:06,635 --> 00:27:08,219
I was experimenting, okay?
538
00:27:08,220 --> 00:27:11,093
Instead of a lesbian, I chose Byron.
539
00:27:11,094 --> 00:27:14,136
- Oh, Jesus.
- Ugh, I know. Blegh.
540
00:27:14,137 --> 00:27:15,761
Look.
541
00:27:15,762 --> 00:27:18,323
I'm not getting an apartment
right now, but, uh,
542
00:27:18,324 --> 00:27:19,761
let's stay at my house tonight
543
00:27:19,762 --> 00:27:21,428
and we'll see if the basement'll work.
544
00:27:21,429 --> 00:27:22,751
Fine.
545
00:27:22,752 --> 00:27:24,886
Okay, but If I'm staying in that dump,
546
00:27:24,887 --> 00:27:26,594
we gotta make some changes.
547
00:27:26,595 --> 00:27:27,678
All right.
548
00:27:27,679 --> 00:27:28,761
What are you getting here?
549
00:27:28,762 --> 00:27:30,553
Uh, Chicago dog.
550
00:27:30,554 --> 00:27:32,178
Cool. Get me one too.
551
00:27:33,136 --> 00:27:34,678
Hey, everyone.
552
00:27:34,679 --> 00:27:37,933
I'd like you to meet our son, Santiago.
553
00:27:37,934 --> 00:27:39,621
Santiago...
554
00:27:40,161 --> 00:27:41,603
these people.
555
00:27:41,604 --> 00:27:42,797
- Cheers.
- Welcome.
556
00:27:42,798 --> 00:27:44,803
- Hi.
- Does he speak English?
557
00:27:44,804 --> 00:27:46,803
Uh, no. But he sings it.
558
00:27:46,804 --> 00:27:48,969
He knows how to sing "The
Star-Spangled Banner."
559
00:27:48,970 --> 00:27:50,553
♪ Oh, say ♪
560
00:27:50,554 --> 00:27:53,928
- Sorry.
- ♪ Can you see ♪
561
00:27:53,929 --> 00:27:55,594
♪ By the dawn's early light ♪
562
00:27:55,595 --> 00:27:57,553
He really, really loves this song.
563
00:27:57,554 --> 00:27:59,177
Yeah, sang it all the way home.
564
00:27:59,178 --> 00:28:02,594
♪ What so proudly we hailed ♪
565
00:28:02,595 --> 00:28:07,052
♪ At the twilight's last gleaming ♪
566
00:28:07,053 --> 00:28:11,219
♪ Whose broad stripes and bright stars ♪
567
00:28:11,220 --> 00:28:15,803
♪ Through the perilous fight ♪
568
00:28:15,804 --> 00:28:19,511
♪ O'er the ramparts we watched ♪
569
00:28:19,512 --> 00:28:23,969
♪ Were so gallantly streaming ♪
570
00:28:23,970 --> 00:28:28,803
♪ Oh, say, does that star-spangled ♪
571
00:28:28,804 --> 00:28:33,720
♪ Banner yet wave ♪
572
00:28:33,721 --> 00:28:35,553
♪ O'er the land ♪
573
00:28:35,554 --> 00:28:39,386
♪ Of the free ♪
574
00:28:39,387 --> 00:28:41,907
♪ And the home ♪
575
00:28:41,908 --> 00:28:44,177
♪ Of the ♪
576
00:28:44,178 --> 00:28:48,344
♪ Brave ♪
577
00:28:53,136 --> 00:28:54,928
Hey, Tommy, you know Spanish, right?
578
00:28:54,929 --> 00:28:56,664
From your job sites and shit?
579
00:28:56,665 --> 00:28:58,011
Yeah, a little bit.
580
00:28:58,012 --> 00:29:00,011
Can you talk to Santiago for us?
581
00:29:00,012 --> 00:29:01,803
- Sure.
- Thanks, man.
582
00:29:01,804 --> 00:29:03,283
Santiago.
583
00:29:05,929 --> 00:29:08,179
Andale. Trabajo.
584
00:29:08,180 --> 00:29:09,506
Vámonos.
585
00:29:12,095 --> 00:29:13,302
Really?
586
00:29:13,303 --> 00:29:14,887
Sorry, that's all I know.
587
00:29:16,178 --> 00:29:18,177
You little spaceman.
588
00:29:18,178 --> 00:29:20,256
You dirty little astronaut.
589
00:29:20,257 --> 00:29:21,261
Ouch.
590
00:29:21,262 --> 00:29:22,886
Where's your rocket, bitch?
591
00:29:22,887 --> 00:29:24,553
Okay, yeah, yeah.
592
00:29:24,554 --> 00:29:26,302
- Ooh!
- Yeah, there we go.
593
00:29:26,303 --> 00:29:28,136
- There, we see it now.
- That worked.
594
00:29:28,137 --> 00:29:29,344
- Yeah. Oh, Houston.
- Okay. Okay.
595
00:29:29,345 --> 00:29:30,886
Houston, we have liftoff.
596
00:29:30,887 --> 00:29:33,052
That's right. There we go now.
597
00:29:33,053 --> 00:29:34,520
- Look at that.
- You're gonna go.
598
00:29:34,521 --> 00:29:35,860
- Get the bottle!
- I got it! I got it!
599
00:29:35,861 --> 00:29:37,511
- I got it.
- Okay.
600
00:29:37,512 --> 00:29:39,302
Blastoff!
601
00:29:39,303 --> 00:29:41,344
Mm.
602
00:29:41,345 --> 00:29:44,761
I recently lost my father
to a skydiving accident.
603
00:29:44,762 --> 00:29:47,219
The propeller. I can't talk about it.
604
00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,636
He was all I had.
605
00:29:48,637 --> 00:29:50,077
If you take away my cable,
606
00:29:50,078 --> 00:29:51,845
oh, I might have to hang myself.
607
00:29:51,846 --> 00:29:53,261
You're evil.
608
00:29:58,679 --> 00:30:00,219
Hey, Carpool.
609
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:09,011
Fucking Max Whitford.
610
00:30:10,929 --> 00:30:13,261
It's a hell of a view.
611
00:30:13,262 --> 00:30:14,470
Yeah.
612
00:30:19,387 --> 00:30:20,886
You know what I love
613
00:30:20,887 --> 00:30:22,595
about afternoon?
614
00:30:24,136 --> 00:30:27,177
Evening is just around the corner.
615
00:30:27,178 --> 00:30:28,637
Happy hour.
616
00:30:30,136 --> 00:30:32,219
Everybody's in a good mood.
617
00:30:32,220 --> 00:30:34,778
And then right after that, nighttime.
618
00:30:35,869 --> 00:30:38,369
You get to celebrate the
end of another day.
619
00:30:44,970 --> 00:30:46,786
So how'd you wind up here?
620
00:30:47,762 --> 00:30:49,887
- You mean homeless?
- Mm-hmm.
621
00:30:52,380 --> 00:30:54,296
I was a music producer.
622
00:30:57,845 --> 00:30:59,594
- No shit, really?
- Yeah.
623
00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:02,399
Big-time. Jazz.
624
00:31:03,502 --> 00:31:04,544
What happened?
625
00:31:05,758 --> 00:31:08,382
MP3s killed the industry.
626
00:31:12,970 --> 00:31:13,990
Hey.
627
00:31:34,887 --> 00:31:36,678
Hey, I won two bucks.
628
00:31:36,679 --> 00:31:38,344
No shit.
629
00:31:38,345 --> 00:31:39,678
Awesome.
630
00:31:49,137 --> 00:31:50,886
Hi.
631
00:31:50,887 --> 00:31:52,947
Unfortunately I can only
pay half right now.
632
00:31:52,948 --> 00:31:54,886
But please don't turn off my gas.
633
00:31:54,887 --> 00:31:56,469
It's the only way I can heat up the MREs
634
00:31:56,470 --> 00:31:58,177
my husband sends me from Yemen
635
00:31:58,178 --> 00:31:59,595
for our daughter.
636
00:32:01,095 --> 00:32:02,594
Actually, I was hoping you
could give me a break
637
00:32:02,595 --> 00:32:04,219
on the late fees.
638
00:32:04,220 --> 00:32:07,219
You see, I was recently
diagnosed with...
639
00:32:07,220 --> 00:32:09,011
I don't want to bore
you with the details.
640
00:32:09,012 --> 00:32:11,053
But I only have a few
months left to live.
641
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:12,428
As a proud organ donor,
642
00:32:12,429 --> 00:32:15,636
all of these will be up
for grabs pretty soon.
643
00:32:15,637 --> 00:32:17,189
Except for the colon.
644
00:32:18,012 --> 00:32:19,678
Not the colon.
645
00:32:22,012 --> 00:32:23,553
All right, we have the results back
646
00:32:23,554 --> 00:32:25,219
from your sperm analysis.
647
00:32:25,220 --> 00:32:27,553
Fantastic. Wait, I want
Ingrid to-to hear this.
648
00:32:27,554 --> 00:32:28,761
Uh, uh, I-I wouldn't.
649
00:32:28,762 --> 00:32:30,678
I-I'm afraid your motility score,
650
00:32:30,679 --> 00:32:33,149
which is the percentage
of sperm that are moving,
651
00:32:33,150 --> 00:32:35,469
is very low. In fact,
652
00:32:35,470 --> 00:32:38,553
you had only one motile sperm.
653
00:32:38,554 --> 00:32:41,296
What? How is that possible?
654
00:32:42,262 --> 00:32:44,261
- One.
- Bet it's a fighter, though.
655
00:32:44,262 --> 00:32:46,219
- Right?
- He's barely moving.
656
00:32:46,220 --> 00:32:47,969
You also have a very low concentration
657
00:32:47,970 --> 00:32:49,845
of sperm in your semen.
658
00:32:49,846 --> 00:32:52,136
Are-are you sure you
tested the right sperm?
659
00:32:52,137 --> 00:32:54,428
I'm as fertile as a bumblebee.
660
00:32:54,429 --> 00:32:57,136
I got six ungrateful kids to prove it.
661
00:32:57,137 --> 00:32:59,225
Well, take a look.
662
00:33:00,512 --> 00:33:02,052
Is this slow motion?
663
00:33:02,053 --> 00:33:05,344
I wish. The rest are dead.
664
00:33:05,345 --> 00:33:06,594
Look at him.
665
00:33:06,595 --> 00:33:08,067
Jesus.
666
00:33:08,068 --> 00:33:10,736
Poor little bastard has no idea.
667
00:33:12,387 --> 00:33:14,408
Are you currently
taking any medications?
668
00:33:14,409 --> 00:33:15,428
Well...
669
00:33:15,429 --> 00:33:18,428
y-yeah, there's the
anti-rejection medication
670
00:33:18,429 --> 00:33:20,720
I take for my liver transplant.
671
00:33:20,721 --> 00:33:23,335
The occasional random pharmaceutical.
672
00:33:24,303 --> 00:33:27,210
That could be affecting your
motility and concentration.
673
00:33:27,211 --> 00:33:28,511
Uh, sometimes prescriptions
674
00:33:28,512 --> 00:33:31,344
can negatively affect the sperm count.
675
00:33:31,345 --> 00:33:33,094
I'm sorry, but we won't be able
676
00:33:33,095 --> 00:33:34,803
to successfully fertilize
677
00:33:34,804 --> 00:33:36,887
Ingrid's eggs with your sperm.
678
00:33:39,345 --> 00:33:40,886
Can I have another chance?
679
00:33:40,887 --> 00:33:42,511
I-I really think they were lethargic
680
00:33:42,512 --> 00:33:44,219
because of the sterile environment.
681
00:33:44,220 --> 00:33:46,118
If I could do it at home
682
00:33:46,119 --> 00:33:48,219
with some decent visual aids,
683
00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:50,511
I think you'd really see
what my boys can do.
684
00:33:55,929 --> 00:33:57,469
Take the cup.
685
00:33:57,470 --> 00:33:59,754
But we need the specimen
back within two hours
686
00:33:59,755 --> 00:34:00,974
of it exiting the body.
687
00:34:00,975 --> 00:34:02,136
And it needs to be kept warm,
688
00:34:02,137 --> 00:34:03,969
so keep it close to the body.
689
00:34:03,970 --> 00:34:05,969
And please don't use any
condoms or lubricant,
690
00:34:05,970 --> 00:34:08,052
as those negatively affect the sample.
691
00:34:08,053 --> 00:34:09,720
No condoms. No lube.
692
00:34:09,721 --> 00:34:11,220
Two hours. Got it.
693
00:34:13,804 --> 00:34:16,219
What'd she say? Tell me.
694
00:34:16,220 --> 00:34:18,769
- It's all good news.
- Really? That's great.
695
00:34:18,770 --> 00:34:21,823
But they-they're not gonna
fertilize the eggs just yet.
696
00:34:21,824 --> 00:34:22,866
Why not?
697
00:34:22,867 --> 00:34:24,728
They-they just want to observe the sperm
698
00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:25,845
for a couple hours, you know,
699
00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:27,553
so they can select the
strongest swimmers.
700
00:34:27,554 --> 00:34:30,511
So I was gonna pop out and
run a few quick errands.
701
00:34:30,512 --> 00:34:31,969
Perfect.
702
00:34:31,970 --> 00:34:33,928
I'm so happy.
703
00:34:33,929 --> 00:34:35,636
Hey, I left my debit card at home.
704
00:34:35,637 --> 00:34:37,511
Could you spot me some
walking-around money?
705
00:34:37,512 --> 00:34:38,573
I'll pay you back.
706
00:34:38,574 --> 00:34:40,572
Oh, sure.
707
00:34:40,573 --> 00:34:41,969
Of course. Here you go.
708
00:34:41,970 --> 00:34:43,845
- You're perfect.
- Mm.
709
00:34:45,345 --> 00:34:47,365
- Thanks for driving.
- No problem.
710
00:34:47,366 --> 00:34:49,428
There she is.
711
00:34:49,429 --> 00:34:51,094
Hi.
712
00:34:51,095 --> 00:34:53,219
Hi, pretty girl.
713
00:34:53,220 --> 00:34:56,553
Did you miss me?
714
00:34:56,554 --> 00:34:58,803
Do you remember Farhad?
715
00:34:58,804 --> 00:35:00,163
Say, "Hi, Farhad."
716
00:35:00,164 --> 00:35:02,136
- Beer?
- Yes.
717
00:35:06,595 --> 00:35:07,761
Thanks.
718
00:35:07,762 --> 00:35:09,623
Jesus, why is it so cold?
719
00:35:09,624 --> 00:35:11,052
Beer doesn't need to be cold.
720
00:35:11,053 --> 00:35:12,636
It's delicious enough as it is.
721
00:35:12,637 --> 00:35:14,395
Five? What the fuck?
722
00:35:14,396 --> 00:35:15,886
Carl!
723
00:35:15,887 --> 00:35:17,537
What? What?
724
00:35:17,538 --> 00:35:19,762
Could you come to the kitchen, please?
725
00:35:21,470 --> 00:35:23,553
Sorry, didn't mean to
interrupt nap time.
726
00:35:23,554 --> 00:35:25,636
No. It woke us up when
the power came back on.
727
00:35:25,637 --> 00:35:26,803
Scared the shit out of us.
728
00:35:26,804 --> 00:35:28,219
Yeah, you're welcome.
729
00:35:28,220 --> 00:35:29,720
I took care of the bills, by the way.
730
00:35:29,721 --> 00:35:30,845
Cost 1,700 bucks.
731
00:35:30,846 --> 00:35:32,645
- Damn.
- Yeah.
732
00:35:32,646 --> 00:35:34,136
You can pay me back.
733
00:35:34,137 --> 00:35:35,678
I've been giving Fiona
money for the bills.
734
00:35:35,679 --> 00:35:38,094
So has Lip. She just
hasn't been paying them.
735
00:35:38,095 --> 00:35:39,649
Just because Lip and I both have jobs
736
00:35:39,650 --> 00:35:41,636
doesn't mean we're gonna be
paying for everything now.
737
00:35:41,637 --> 00:35:42,886
Especially now that Ian is in prison
738
00:35:42,887 --> 00:35:44,803
and Frank is Frank.
739
00:35:44,804 --> 00:35:46,186
So...
740
00:35:47,012 --> 00:35:49,011
the squirrel fund is back.
741
00:35:49,012 --> 00:35:50,428
Everyone needs to step up.
742
00:35:50,429 --> 00:35:51,678
Damn.
743
00:35:51,679 --> 00:35:53,402
Debbie has the con.
744
00:35:57,053 --> 00:35:58,636
He is a hard worker.
745
00:35:58,637 --> 00:36:00,011
Yeah, thanks a lot, Tommy.
746
00:36:00,012 --> 00:36:01,761
Now I can't get him to stop.
747
00:36:01,762 --> 00:36:02,928
Hey, can I borrow him?
748
00:36:02,929 --> 00:36:05,052
My mom's yard looks like shit.
749
00:36:05,053 --> 00:36:06,929
Did-did he come with a leaf blower?
750
00:36:08,804 --> 00:36:10,428
Santiago.
751
00:36:11,136 --> 00:36:12,261
Baseball?
752
00:36:20,553 --> 00:36:23,219
Good catch, buddy. Toss
it back to me now.
753
00:36:32,721 --> 00:36:34,052
Kid brought the heat.
754
00:36:34,053 --> 00:36:35,720
Oh, my God, he's got a cannon.
755
00:36:35,721 --> 00:36:37,803
This is gonna be the best summer ever.
756
00:36:37,804 --> 00:36:39,594
I am so proud of you.
757
00:36:41,554 --> 00:36:43,969
You remember Mrs. Hernandez
from the dry cleaners'?
758
00:36:43,970 --> 00:36:45,094
Of course. How you
doing, Mrs. Hernandez?
759
00:36:45,095 --> 00:36:46,508
I'm fine, thank you.
760
00:36:46,509 --> 00:36:50,219
Mrs. Hernandez, this is Santiago,
the boy I was telling you about.
761
00:36:50,220 --> 00:36:52,553
Mrs. Hernandez, we were
wondering, though,
762
00:36:52,554 --> 00:36:54,696
if you could ask some
questions of Santiago for us.
763
00:36:54,697 --> 00:36:55,720
His favorite snacks.
764
00:36:55,721 --> 00:36:57,636
- His favorite movies.
- Favorite toys.
765
00:36:57,637 --> 00:36:59,649
Okay.
766
00:36:59,650 --> 00:37:00,692
Hola.
767
00:37:00,693 --> 00:37:02,991
_
768
00:37:03,039 --> 00:37:04,206
_
769
00:37:04,279 --> 00:37:06,306
_
770
00:37:06,639 --> 00:37:08,305
_
771
00:37:08,414 --> 00:37:11,713
_
772
00:37:11,960 --> 00:37:14,122
_
773
00:37:14,750 --> 00:37:16,423
_
774
00:37:16,704 --> 00:37:19,986
_
775
00:37:20,096 --> 00:37:21,419
_
776
00:37:22,079 --> 00:37:23,886
_
777
00:37:24,012 --> 00:37:24,948
_
778
00:37:25,032 --> 00:37:26,265
_
779
00:37:26,358 --> 00:37:28,726
_
780
00:37:29,357 --> 00:37:32,272
_
781
00:37:32,612 --> 00:37:35,294
_
782
00:37:35,595 --> 00:37:37,447
Ask him if he knows how
to throw a changeup.
783
00:37:38,429 --> 00:37:41,594
He crossed the border with
his father and sister.
784
00:37:41,897 --> 00:37:44,886
They were looking for asylum,
but they got separated.
785
00:37:44,887 --> 00:37:46,720
And now he doesn't know where they are.
786
00:37:46,721 --> 00:37:47,841
Hmm.
787
00:37:48,345 --> 00:37:50,678
Wait, he has family here?
788
00:37:50,679 --> 00:37:52,765
They come here 'cause they're
afraid to be killed.
789
00:37:54,011 --> 00:37:55,448
Well, he's ours now.
790
00:37:55,449 --> 00:37:57,149
We signed the paperwork.
791
00:37:57,150 --> 00:37:58,643
And I love him.
792
00:37:59,026 --> 00:38:00,953
We can't keep this kid.
793
00:38:01,387 --> 00:38:03,045
Yes, we can. He has an amazing arm.
794
00:38:03,046 --> 00:38:04,720
He has a family.
795
00:38:10,929 --> 00:38:13,219
Mmm. Damn.
796
00:38:13,220 --> 00:38:15,803
These are tasty.
797
00:38:15,804 --> 00:38:19,307
All we ever had at my house
was trail mix and oranges.
798
00:38:19,308 --> 00:38:20,600
Can I have another beer?
799
00:38:20,601 --> 00:38:22,185
Yeah, sure.
800
00:38:27,053 --> 00:38:28,469
Damn. Why are these warm?
801
00:38:28,470 --> 00:38:31,345
One? It's supposed to be at five.
802
00:38:35,804 --> 00:38:37,177
What the fuck?
803
00:38:37,178 --> 00:38:38,928
You know, I got the GPS
out of this thing,
804
00:38:38,929 --> 00:38:41,177
but it still won't work.
805
00:38:41,178 --> 00:38:43,344
Hmm. Wait, hold on a second.
806
00:38:43,345 --> 00:38:45,011
- What's up?
- Their website says
807
00:38:45,012 --> 00:38:46,469
that if you recharge the scooters,
808
00:38:46,470 --> 00:38:48,428
- they'll pay you.
- How much?
809
00:38:48,429 --> 00:38:49,845
Uh, between five and 20 a scooter?
810
00:38:49,846 --> 00:38:51,594
- Per scooter?
- What?
811
00:38:51,595 --> 00:38:53,094
- Holy shit.
- All you gotta do is sign up.
812
00:38:53,095 --> 00:38:55,302
And find a bunch of
them bitches, though.
813
00:38:55,303 --> 00:38:56,877
I can help you.
814
00:38:58,012 --> 00:38:59,345
How you two doing?
815
00:39:00,442 --> 00:39:01,552
Fine.
816
00:39:01,553 --> 00:39:02,741
Yeah?
817
00:39:03,303 --> 00:39:04,761
How 'bout you? How you doing?
818
00:39:04,762 --> 00:39:05,824
Great.
819
00:39:05,825 --> 00:39:07,011
Uh-huh.
820
00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,387
Okay.
821
00:39:10,178 --> 00:39:12,220
Hey, could I talk to you upstairs?
822
00:39:14,095 --> 00:39:15,178
I'll be right back.
823
00:39:18,512 --> 00:39:20,011
All right, what do you want, Frank?
824
00:39:20,012 --> 00:39:21,188
Kelly seems nice.
825
00:39:21,189 --> 00:39:22,636
A little sad.
826
00:39:22,637 --> 00:39:23,886
Yeah, well, she's not sad.
827
00:39:23,887 --> 00:39:24,949
No, no, no, no, no, no.
828
00:39:24,950 --> 00:39:26,803
I recognize that vacant stare.
829
00:39:26,804 --> 00:39:29,052
I've known a lot of women, Carl.
830
00:39:29,053 --> 00:39:30,678
And that woman is not getting
what she wants in bed.
831
00:39:30,679 --> 00:39:31,886
Shut up, Frank.
832
00:39:31,887 --> 00:39:33,969
You know what it is. She wants sex.
833
00:39:33,970 --> 00:39:35,969
Ten times a day.
834
00:39:35,970 --> 00:39:37,553
Not fucking snack time.
835
00:39:37,554 --> 00:39:38,838
Act like a Gallagher,
for the love of God.
836
00:39:38,839 --> 00:39:40,428
Okay, I can have sex anytime, anywhere.
837
00:39:40,429 --> 00:39:41,553
Oh, bullshit.
838
00:39:41,554 --> 00:39:43,130
I got 20 bucks that says
839
00:39:43,131 --> 00:39:44,344
you can't go in that bathroom...
840
00:39:44,345 --> 00:39:45,616
That's a hundred.
841
00:39:46,679 --> 00:39:48,119
Holy crap.
842
00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:51,553
Well, 20 of it says
843
00:39:51,554 --> 00:39:53,678
you can't go in that bathroom right now
844
00:39:53,679 --> 00:39:55,678
and rub one out in under three minutes.
845
00:39:55,679 --> 00:39:57,094
I'm trying to help you.
846
00:39:57,095 --> 00:39:59,636
If that woman downstairs yells, "Jump,"
847
00:39:59,637 --> 00:40:02,511
you better answer, "How hard?"
848
00:40:02,512 --> 00:40:03,969
Make it a hundred.
849
00:40:03,970 --> 00:40:05,969
No. The bet's 20.
850
00:40:05,970 --> 00:40:07,720
No, wait. Fine. Fine.
851
00:40:07,721 --> 00:40:09,261
Fine. Okay. Fine.
852
00:40:09,262 --> 00:40:11,695
It's all right. Jesus Christ.
853
00:40:12,488 --> 00:40:14,011
A hundred.
854
00:40:14,012 --> 00:40:17,036
- What the fuck is that?
- I gotta have proof.
855
00:40:17,037 --> 00:40:19,788
You want me to come in
there with you and watch?
856
00:40:24,262 --> 00:40:25,845
Under three minutes.
857
00:40:25,846 --> 00:40:28,136
- No lube, no saliva.
- No problem.
858
00:40:30,908 --> 00:40:32,545
Hey, Carl. Remember the time
859
00:40:32,546 --> 00:40:34,928
we walked in on Aunt
Ginger and saw her tits?
860
00:40:34,929 --> 00:40:36,821
Hey, Frank. Shut the fuck up.
861
00:40:36,822 --> 00:40:38,378
Were they something?
862
00:40:38,970 --> 00:40:42,553
Been watching this thing
on the, uh, nature channel
863
00:40:42,554 --> 00:40:44,094
about hippopotamuses, their balls...
864
00:40:44,095 --> 00:40:45,594
All right, all right.
That's just cheating.
865
00:40:45,595 --> 00:40:48,511
Their dicks are about two feet long.
866
00:40:48,512 --> 00:40:49,886
Sorta pink.
867
00:40:49,887 --> 00:40:52,094
Slimy pink things.
868
00:40:52,095 --> 00:40:54,094
Big bulbous head on it.
869
00:41:14,262 --> 00:41:16,386
Ladies and gentlemen, if I can...
870
00:41:16,387 --> 00:41:17,928
have your attention, please.
871
00:41:20,053 --> 00:41:22,386
This is a jar
872
00:41:22,387 --> 00:41:24,177
full of gum
873
00:41:24,178 --> 00:41:25,553
from under the tables.
874
00:41:25,554 --> 00:41:27,414
Yeah. Yummy.
875
00:41:27,415 --> 00:41:29,386
Is this a reprimand?
876
00:41:29,387 --> 00:41:30,761
No.
877
00:41:30,762 --> 00:41:32,594
I'm a fun person.
878
00:41:32,595 --> 00:41:35,344
I like to have fun. So...
879
00:41:35,345 --> 00:41:38,219
whoever can correctly guess how
many pieces of chewing gum
880
00:41:38,220 --> 00:41:42,344
are in this jar wins a 12-pack.
881
00:41:42,345 --> 00:41:44,219
We will pass the jar around.
882
00:41:44,220 --> 00:41:45,469
You can write down your guesses
883
00:41:45,470 --> 00:41:47,011
and hand 'em in to your server.
884
00:41:50,762 --> 00:41:53,052
An 11-pack.
885
00:42:45,012 --> 00:42:46,636
You could get another shift
tomorrow night, maybe.
886
00:42:46,637 --> 00:42:47,720
- I hope so.
- Hey, Debs.
887
00:42:47,721 --> 00:42:51,177
- Hi.
- All right...
888
00:42:51,178 --> 00:42:52,928
- There you go.
- Thanks.
889
00:42:52,929 --> 00:42:54,720
Yeah, I can get you more
if you need, all right?
890
00:42:54,721 --> 00:42:55,928
- What's up, Farhad?
- What's up, man?
891
00:42:55,929 --> 00:42:57,928
- This is Farhad.
- Don't-care-had.
892
00:42:57,929 --> 00:43:00,594
Nice to meet you. And I'm going home.
893
00:43:00,595 --> 00:43:01,845
All right, I'll see you later.
894
00:43:01,846 --> 00:43:03,679
- Thanks, Debs.
- See you guys.
895
00:43:10,136 --> 00:43:12,302
Huh.
896
00:43:12,303 --> 00:43:14,219
So what do you think?
897
00:43:14,220 --> 00:43:16,469
I mean, this could work, right?
898
00:43:16,470 --> 00:43:17,948
You know, when you said basement,
899
00:43:17,949 --> 00:43:20,094
I was like, "The only people
who live in basements
900
00:43:20,095 --> 00:43:22,969
are serial killers or 14-year-olds."
901
00:43:22,970 --> 00:43:25,052
This is way worse.
902
00:43:25,053 --> 00:43:26,928
Smells like something died down here.
903
00:43:27,402 --> 00:43:29,347
Oh, yeah. Lots of things died down here.
904
00:43:30,408 --> 00:43:32,867
Were they babies?
905
00:43:34,387 --> 00:43:36,136
No. Dogs.
906
00:43:36,137 --> 00:43:38,006
Ah.
907
00:43:38,007 --> 00:43:39,899
Was this also a homeless encampment?
908
00:43:39,900 --> 00:43:41,136
Kinda.
909
00:43:41,137 --> 00:43:43,886
Okay, was Silence of the
Lambs filmed down here?
910
00:43:43,887 --> 00:43:45,553
I mean, where's the pit?
911
00:43:45,554 --> 00:43:47,928
You know, it's actually out
back. Come on, I'll show you.
912
00:43:47,929 --> 00:43:49,387
Come on.
913
00:43:52,595 --> 00:43:54,803
Finally.
914
00:43:54,804 --> 00:43:58,511
The chance to have what
everyone else has.
915
00:43:58,512 --> 00:44:00,178
Children.
916
00:44:02,011 --> 00:44:03,761
You've given me that, Frank.
917
00:44:03,762 --> 00:44:06,720
I don't know that I can
ever thank you enough.
918
00:44:06,721 --> 00:44:08,428
Should we say a little prayer?
919
00:44:10,699 --> 00:44:12,553
That's a great idea.
920
00:44:12,554 --> 00:44:14,470
I'll do it, since I was Catholic.
921
00:44:15,845 --> 00:44:17,512
Mm.
922
00:44:18,637 --> 00:44:20,241
Heavenly Father,
923
00:44:20,808 --> 00:44:22,060
sweet Mary,
924
00:44:22,721 --> 00:44:25,480
that donkey, little drummer boy,
925
00:44:26,095 --> 00:44:28,845
as my swimmers swim through the valley
926
00:44:28,846 --> 00:44:31,302
of the shadow of death,
may they fear no evil.
927
00:44:31,303 --> 00:44:33,511
May my rod and my staff
928
00:44:33,512 --> 00:44:35,344
have power and glory
929
00:44:35,345 --> 00:44:37,950
forever and ever, amen.
930
00:44:38,534 --> 00:44:39,891
- Amen.
- Amen.
931
00:44:40,429 --> 00:44:41,970
That was beautiful.
932
00:44:43,053 --> 00:44:44,094
Hello, Doctor.
933
00:44:44,095 --> 00:44:45,428
Frank, Ingrid.
934
00:44:45,429 --> 00:44:47,345
How are we looking?
935
00:44:48,887 --> 00:44:50,386
It's a miracle.
936
00:44:50,387 --> 00:44:52,553
Your motility and concentration scores
937
00:44:52,554 --> 00:44:53,761
are through the roof.
938
00:44:53,762 --> 00:44:55,302
Whoo-hoo!
939
00:44:55,303 --> 00:44:56,720
Some of the highest I've ever seen.
940
00:44:56,721 --> 00:44:58,636
Yeah. So...
941
00:44:58,637 --> 00:45:00,052
my boys can swim, eh?
942
00:45:00,053 --> 00:45:01,553
Swim?
943
00:45:01,554 --> 00:45:03,011
Whoa.
944
00:45:03,012 --> 00:45:04,928
Hello, laddies.
945
00:45:04,929 --> 00:45:06,803
Half of them tried to leap
out of the Petri dish.
946
00:45:06,804 --> 00:45:08,177
That's my boys.
947
00:45:08,178 --> 00:45:10,845
So, uh, you think our chances are good?
948
00:45:10,846 --> 00:45:13,219
- I'm extremely optimistic.
- Whew.
949
00:45:13,220 --> 00:45:14,490
Thank you.
950
00:45:14,491 --> 00:45:15,997
That's amazing.
951
00:45:15,998 --> 00:45:17,581
Th-thank you, Dr. Kwan.
952
00:45:17,582 --> 00:45:19,249
Don't thank me. Thank Frank.
953
00:45:20,516 --> 00:45:22,766
Frank, thank you.
954
00:45:24,637 --> 00:45:25,886
- Thank you.
- You bet.
955
00:45:25,887 --> 00:45:27,141
Thank you.
956
00:45:28,053 --> 00:45:29,678
You guys have got to start
living like grown-ups,
957
00:45:29,679 --> 00:45:31,428
and that starts in the bathroom.
958
00:45:31,429 --> 00:45:33,011
All right.
959
00:45:33,012 --> 00:45:34,678
Okay. All right.
960
00:45:34,679 --> 00:45:37,680
Okay, okay, okay.
961
00:45:38,512 --> 00:45:40,261
So you've got, uh,
962
00:45:40,262 --> 00:45:42,644
a bottle of dishwashing
liquid in the shower
963
00:45:42,645 --> 00:45:44,462
and a bar of soap with
five different colors
964
00:45:44,463 --> 00:45:45,748
of pubes on it.
965
00:45:45,749 --> 00:45:48,104
Wait, you guys can't all
share one bar of soap.
966
00:45:48,105 --> 00:45:49,636
No, no, I don't.
967
00:45:49,637 --> 00:45:51,219
That's why I have the
dishwashing liquid.
968
00:45:51,220 --> 00:45:52,939
Is that why you always
smell like lemons?
969
00:45:52,940 --> 00:45:54,177
Yeah, I like lemons.
970
00:45:55,244 --> 00:45:56,261
Once you're in your 20s,
971
00:45:56,262 --> 00:45:59,094
you should have at least two
bath towels that match.
972
00:45:59,095 --> 00:46:00,678
Now that I'm in my 20s, I'm just glad
973
00:46:00,679 --> 00:46:02,011
I'm not in fucking jail.
974
00:46:03,256 --> 00:46:04,803
Fair.
975
00:46:04,804 --> 00:46:05,969
Cheers.
976
00:46:05,970 --> 00:46:07,705
- Thanks.
- Thanks.
977
00:46:08,845 --> 00:46:10,428
Oh, uh, miss?
978
00:46:10,429 --> 00:46:11,907
Hi.
979
00:46:11,908 --> 00:46:13,533
Um, I asked for no dressing.
980
00:46:13,970 --> 00:46:16,553
- You sure?
- Yeah, positive.
981
00:46:16,554 --> 00:46:17,969
Yeah, this dressing contains mayonnaise,
982
00:46:17,970 --> 00:46:19,344
and I'm allergic to eggs.
983
00:46:19,345 --> 00:46:21,261
I'm allergic to people with allergies.
984
00:46:21,262 --> 00:46:22,553
You don't hear me whining.
985
00:46:23,637 --> 00:46:25,302
Excuse me?
986
00:46:25,303 --> 00:46:27,553
I'd like to speak to the manager.
987
00:46:27,554 --> 00:46:28,804
Okay.
988
00:46:31,136 --> 00:46:32,411
Hi.
989
00:46:32,412 --> 00:46:33,538
You wanted to speak to the manager?
990
00:46:33,539 --> 00:46:35,511
What seems to be the problem?
991
00:46:35,512 --> 00:46:36,886
- You're the manager?
- Mm-hmm.
992
00:46:36,887 --> 00:46:39,969
- Well, you're rude.
- Okay.
993
00:46:39,970 --> 00:46:42,386
- Oh, no, are you leaving?
- Yeah.
994
00:46:42,387 --> 00:46:43,928
And I'm never coming back.
995
00:46:43,929 --> 00:46:45,803
Okay, 'cause what I could really use
996
00:46:45,804 --> 00:46:48,136
are some more customers
who are allergic to food.
997
00:46:48,137 --> 00:46:49,762
Bye.
998
00:46:52,762 --> 00:46:54,261
This is alive.
999
00:46:54,262 --> 00:46:55,970
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let me see.
1000
00:46:57,095 --> 00:46:59,344
- What are you doing?
- Sterilizing it.
1001
00:46:59,345 --> 00:47:00,928
Just a minute. Kills the bacteria.
1002
00:47:00,929 --> 00:47:02,969
No, you guys. That's a myth.
1003
00:47:02,970 --> 00:47:04,761
It actually creates super bacteria,
1004
00:47:04,762 --> 00:47:06,594
which is even more dangerous.
1005
00:47:06,595 --> 00:47:07,678
Oh, you see, we're a
bit more worried about
1006
00:47:07,679 --> 00:47:09,678
super-tweaky meth freaks, so...
1007
00:47:09,679 --> 00:47:11,052
Okay, well, sponges are, like,
1008
00:47:11,053 --> 00:47:12,928
five for a dollar, so you shouldn't have
1009
00:47:12,929 --> 00:47:14,344
a maintenance plan for your sponge.
1010
00:47:14,345 --> 00:47:15,928
When it gets dirty, just throw it away.
1011
00:47:15,929 --> 00:47:17,678
Gotcha.
1012
00:47:17,679 --> 00:47:19,511
Do you guys reuse your Q-tips?
1013
00:47:19,512 --> 00:47:20,720
No, don't answer that.
1014
00:47:20,721 --> 00:47:22,929
Also, there's one more thing.
1015
00:47:24,595 --> 00:47:26,826
- What is this?
- It's a box of clean underwear.
1016
00:47:26,827 --> 00:47:27,892
Yeah, we share our underwear.
1017
00:47:27,893 --> 00:47:29,251
I don't have time to fold. Do you, Debs?
1018
00:47:29,252 --> 00:47:30,618
- Nope.
- Oh.
1019
00:47:30,619 --> 00:47:32,219
Okay.
1020
00:47:32,220 --> 00:47:34,886
All right, I'm a little
surprised I have to say this,
1021
00:47:34,887 --> 00:47:38,160
but you guys should each
have your own underwear.
1022
00:47:38,161 --> 00:47:39,526
Why do you give a shit?
1023
00:47:39,527 --> 00:47:41,695
No one's asking you to
stay here. You can go.
1024
00:47:41,696 --> 00:47:43,720
We had a mom once. She
didn't stick around.
1025
00:47:43,721 --> 00:47:45,177
Okay, sorry.
1026
00:47:45,178 --> 00:47:46,636
I was just making a suggestion.
1027
00:47:46,637 --> 00:47:48,011
So was I.
1028
00:47:48,012 --> 00:47:50,553
Hey, I thought I was the angry one.
1029
00:47:50,554 --> 00:47:53,329
- What are you doing?
- Vampire power.
1030
00:47:53,330 --> 00:47:55,636
Appliances use electricity
just from being plugged in.
1031
00:47:55,637 --> 00:47:56,761
So that's why I'm going to make sure
1032
00:47:56,762 --> 00:47:58,969
shit stays unplugged from now on.
1033
00:47:58,970 --> 00:48:00,052
- That's smart.
- Whoa, watch out.
1034
00:48:00,053 --> 00:48:02,011
- Whoa, Jesus.
- What's up?
1035
00:48:02,012 --> 00:48:04,428
- Hi.
- Here.
1036
00:48:04,429 --> 00:48:06,887
- Where'd you get this from?
- Yeah, I won a bet.
1037
00:48:09,887 --> 00:48:11,511
God, you guys, seriously.
1038
00:48:11,512 --> 00:48:13,803
We do not need this fan plugged in.
1039
00:48:13,804 --> 00:48:15,261
I could fly a fucking kite in here.
1040
00:48:15,887 --> 00:48:17,386
What...
1041
00:48:17,387 --> 00:48:19,011
what the hell is going on?
1042
00:48:19,012 --> 00:48:20,594
So for every one of these we recharge,
1043
00:48:20,595 --> 00:48:22,011
we make, like, 15 bucks.
1044
00:48:22,012 --> 00:48:23,140
So we're gonna go out every single day,
1045
00:48:23,141 --> 00:48:24,844
- collect 'em, and recharge 'em.
- Mm-hmm.
1046
00:48:24,845 --> 00:48:26,182
- Carl.
- What?
1047
00:48:26,183 --> 00:48:28,512
I just paid an $800 electric bill.
1048
00:48:28,513 --> 00:48:30,412
You cannot be charging scooters in here.
1049
00:48:30,413 --> 00:48:31,640
Power's not free.
1050
00:48:31,641 --> 00:48:33,594
I'm not using our power.
1051
00:48:47,345 --> 00:48:50,052
Just so you know, this
is considered stealing.
1052
00:48:50,053 --> 00:48:52,136
Hey, just so you know, the
people that live here
1053
00:48:52,137 --> 00:48:53,928
have a sign in their
front yard that says
1054
00:48:53,929 --> 00:48:55,469
"Drive like your kids live here."
1055
00:48:55,470 --> 00:48:57,594
Plug that fucker in.
1056
00:49:09,679 --> 00:49:13,136
All right, turn this into
more drinks, please.
1057
00:49:13,137 --> 00:49:15,052
Evening, dream team.
1058
00:49:15,053 --> 00:49:17,136
Can I get a...
1059
00:49:17,137 --> 00:49:19,637
a beer and a bump?
1060
00:49:22,428 --> 00:49:24,535
- What?
- That's my stool.
1061
00:49:27,512 --> 00:49:29,294
Well, tough shit. Looks
like it's my stool now.
1062
00:49:29,295 --> 00:49:30,720
Come on, it's my stool.
That's where I sit.
1063
00:49:30,721 --> 00:49:32,803
Come on, let me sit here.
1064
00:49:32,804 --> 00:49:35,804
Get... fuck. All right, fine. Jesus.
1065
00:49:38,110 --> 00:49:39,609
Who's the new barback?
1066
00:49:39,610 --> 00:49:41,011
That's Santiago.
1067
00:49:41,012 --> 00:49:42,511
He's staying with us until
we find his father.
1068
00:49:42,512 --> 00:49:44,177
Wh-where'd he come from?
1069
00:49:44,178 --> 00:49:45,678
What we thought was Child Services.
1070
00:49:45,679 --> 00:49:48,680
Santiago said that there are
1,000 boys living there.
1071
00:49:48,681 --> 00:49:50,928
Got separated from their families.
1072
00:49:50,929 --> 00:49:52,923
Crying, sleeping on the floor.
1073
00:49:52,924 --> 00:49:54,302
Wearing tinfoil blankets.
1074
00:49:54,303 --> 00:49:56,686
- What the fuck?
- It's like the Trail of Tears.
1075
00:49:56,687 --> 00:49:58,261
I don't remember exactly what that was,
1076
00:49:58,262 --> 00:50:00,252
but they wouldn't call it
that if they weren't crying.
1077
00:50:00,253 --> 00:50:01,969
Well, they are here illegally.
1078
00:50:01,970 --> 00:50:03,678
They were escaping violence.
1079
00:50:03,679 --> 00:50:06,302
They came to Chicago to escape violence?
1080
00:50:06,303 --> 00:50:08,052
I don't see what the big deal is.
1081
00:50:08,053 --> 00:50:10,094
They got some hot meals,
somewhere to sleep.
1082
00:50:10,095 --> 00:50:11,761
It's kind of like a
summer camp for them.
1083
00:50:11,762 --> 00:50:13,428
It's gotta be better than
where they came from.
1084
00:50:13,429 --> 00:50:15,886
Yeah, Tommy, it's a regular
fucking country club.
1085
00:50:15,887 --> 00:50:17,636
What are you doing?
1086
00:50:17,637 --> 00:50:19,220
I am not with you on this.
1087
00:50:21,512 --> 00:50:24,344
They got separated from their parents.
1088
00:50:24,345 --> 00:50:26,928
You know, their lives were so shitty
1089
00:50:26,929 --> 00:50:29,219
that they risked everything
to come to this country,
1090
00:50:29,220 --> 00:50:30,803
of all places.
1091
00:50:30,804 --> 00:50:32,886
Yeah, land of the free.
1092
00:50:32,887 --> 00:50:34,636
Home of the brave.
1093
00:50:34,637 --> 00:50:36,761
Yeah, at least the brave
part is still true.
1094
00:50:36,762 --> 00:50:38,594
- ♪ Oh, say... ♪
- No, no.
1095
00:50:38,595 --> 00:50:40,594
Silencio. Por favor.
1096
00:50:40,595 --> 00:50:42,136
Silencio.
1097
00:50:44,845 --> 00:50:46,553
Can I buy you a drink?
1098
00:50:46,554 --> 00:50:48,052
Yes.
1099
00:50:48,053 --> 00:50:49,511
Hey, pump the brakes, cool breeze.
1100
00:50:49,512 --> 00:50:50,678
- She's had enough.
- What?
1101
00:50:50,679 --> 00:50:52,511
Let the guy buy me a drink
1102
00:50:52,512 --> 00:50:54,511
if he wants to buy a girl a drink.
1103
00:50:54,512 --> 00:50:56,720
Two rum and diets, please.
1104
00:50:58,428 --> 00:51:00,979
- Do you wanna... party?
- Sure.
1105
00:51:00,980 --> 00:51:03,749
No. Nope, no, no.
1106
00:51:03,750 --> 00:51:05,983
Nope. Nope, nope, no.
1107
00:51:05,984 --> 00:51:08,011
Come on.
1108
00:51:08,012 --> 00:51:09,329
- What'd I do?
- I don't like you.
1109
00:51:09,330 --> 00:51:10,998
But I dropped something.
1110
00:51:16,679 --> 00:51:18,469
What the fuck is that?
1111
00:51:18,470 --> 00:51:19,803
What? What?
1112
00:51:19,804 --> 00:51:21,388
That scratching noise.
1113
00:51:23,095 --> 00:51:24,691
I don't hear anything.
1114
00:51:25,345 --> 00:51:27,698
Something is crawling
around inside your walls.
1115
00:51:27,699 --> 00:51:30,761
It's probably rats the size of toasters.
1116
00:51:30,762 --> 00:51:32,187
There, that.
1117
00:51:32,188 --> 00:51:33,594
There it is again.
1118
00:51:38,026 --> 00:51:39,261
There.
1119
00:51:39,262 --> 00:51:40,970
Fixed it.
1120
00:51:42,220 --> 00:51:43,761
Hey, Gallaghers.
1121
00:51:43,762 --> 00:51:45,719
Got a present for ya.
1122
00:51:46,240 --> 00:51:48,052
Now what?
1123
00:51:54,335 --> 00:51:55,469
Shit.
1124
00:51:56,002 --> 00:51:57,228
Jesus.
1125
00:51:58,135 --> 00:52:00,136
She's fine. Just passed out.
1126
00:52:00,137 --> 00:52:01,803
Sweet dreams, baby girl.
1127
00:52:01,804 --> 00:52:03,636
Well, she's all yours.
1128
00:52:03,637 --> 00:52:05,177
We gotta get back to the bar.
1129
00:52:05,178 --> 00:52:06,749
- Thanks, guys.
- Thanks.
1130
00:52:07,399 --> 00:52:08,817
She do this a lot?
1131
00:52:09,679 --> 00:52:12,344
Yeah. Well, lately.
1132
00:52:22,560 --> 00:52:28,560
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