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- Synced and corrected by chamallow -
- www.MY-SUBS.com -
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[SNARLING AND GROWLING]
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[GROWLING]
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[GROWLS] Glenoxi.
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At last we meet.
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Lord Zortac. I've been expecting you.
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[GROWLS]
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I've traveled across
four universes to fuck.
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Let's do this, you cosmic hunk.
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Oh!
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Get to the sex!
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- Oh, okay.
- [CHUCKLES]
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Ow! Ow! Aah!
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What's wrong?
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Nothing, try again.
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[YELLS] Retreat! Oh, retreat.
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- Oh...
- Why won't it go in?
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I don't know.
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[BIRDSONG]
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[SIGHS]
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[KEYS TAPPING]
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[BIRDS CAWING]
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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[VACUUM WHIRRING]
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[MUSICAL PHONE ALARM]
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[MUSICAL PHONE ALARM CONTINUES]
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[JACKSON GRUNTS]
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[SIGHING]
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Haven't you got training?
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Not going. Can't be bothered.
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Hey.
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You know what I said before...
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Like, the whole, like,
"I love you" thing.
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I was seriously wasted.
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So I don't expect you to, like...
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say it back or anything, you know?
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Okay.
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Dad?
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I'm home.
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Go and get ready for school.
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[CLOCK TICKING]
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And please, be quiet.
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Your mother's been worried sick
and she's only just gone to sleep.
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[SIGHS]
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[GASPING]
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♪ Walk right in ♪
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- [SIGHS]
- ♪ Sit back down ♪
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♪ Baby, let your hair hang down ♪
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- Jesus.
- ♪ Walk right in ♪
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- ♪ Sit back down ♪
- Ugh.
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- ♪ Baby, let your hair hang down ♪
- Ugh.
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♪ Everybody's talkin' ♪
♪ 'Bout a new way of walkin' ♪
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♪ Do you wanna lose your mind? ♪
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♪ Walk right in ♪
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♪ Sit back down ♪
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♪ Baby, let your hair hang down ♪
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Morning, darling.
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[MUSIC CONTINUES ON THE RADIO]
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♪ Walk right in ♪
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- ♪ Sit back down ♪
- Do you want any tea?
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♪ Daddy, let your mind roll on ♪
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♪ Walk right in ♪
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- ♪ Sit back down ♪
- Will you save the crossword for me, please?
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♪ Daddy, let your mind roll on ♪
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♪ Everybody's talkin' ♪
♪ 'Bout a new way of walkin' ♪
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♪ Do you wanna lose your mind? ♪
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♪ Walk right in ♪
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♪ Sit back down ♪
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♪ Daddy, let your mind roll on ♪
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You've been very quiet
lately, sweetheart.
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Is there anything wrong?
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I made some notes on your book.
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The one about me.
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You should consider using
a thesaurus in the future.
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Your vocabulary is very limited.
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Otis, let's talk about this
in a calm and rational way.
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Not calm! Not rational!
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- We'll talk about it later, darling.
- [DOOR SLAMS]
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Come on!
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Ow!
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Stupid bike!
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- Is this about your mum's book?
- Oh, no, I mean,
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it's only a heavily researched,
meticulously detailed account
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of raising a sexually
repressed 16-year-old boy.
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Me, by the way.
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Chapter One. "Otis's surprise emission."
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[LAUGHS]
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Sorry. Not funny. Very bad, Jean.
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Look, well, at least you went
to the dance with an actual girl.
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- That's progress, man.
- I called her a goat and she left.
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Still, an improvement.
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Anyway, I thought you
called her a house cat.
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Yeah, I also called her a goat.
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Do you like Ola?
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Yeah, I... I do. A lot.
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Then why did you call her a goat?
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Promise not to laugh.
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She seemed to think that
there was something going on
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- between Maeve and I, romantically, and...
- [LAUGHS]
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Sorry, not the funny part.
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I was trying to reassure
her how ridiculous that was,
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because someone like Maeve is
never gonna be interested in me,
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because I'm a loser
and she is a lioness.
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Aaah.
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Therefore, Ola is a house cat.
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Wow.
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Otis, you know, for a sex therapist,
you are surprisingly insensitive.
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On the upside, at least you're
gonna be famous with this new book.
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Like that man that was
born with tree arms.
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[WOMAN ON PA] Maeve Wiley and
Otis Milburn to Mr Groff's office.
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The lioness awaits.
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[SIGHS] She's still not talking to me.
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Wow. Women really hate you.
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Nice outfit.
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- Thanks, Anwar. I love...
- There's really no need to respond.
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Glad to see you back, Eric.
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Uh... Thanks, sir.
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Um...
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- I've been meaning to apologize.
- Hey, it's...
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Look, we all have bad days, you know?
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But in every cloud,
there is a rainstorm.
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No, wait, sorry, that's not right.
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"There is a rainbow
in every cloud," is it?
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- Okay...
- Basically, it's all in the past.
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[BOTH LAUGH LOUDLY]
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- Yeah.
- And, um...
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- The two weeks of detention?
- Still very much in your future.
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- Oh. Okay. Okay.
- Mm. So...
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- I'll see you after school.
- Okay... [CHUCKLES]
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Look, about what... what happened...
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I'm over it.
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- [DOOR OPENS]
- [MR. GROFF] Maeve.
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You're first.
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[MR. GROFF] I've been watching
you and your little friend.
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Meeting up before school,
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hanging around after hours,
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secret whispers,
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exchanging money.
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Okay, well... we're just hangin' out.
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I think you've been doing a lot more
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than just enjoying each other's company.
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I know all about your drug ring.
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They're not mine.
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You expect me to believe that
that spineless beanpole Milburn...
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is responsible for dealing hard drugs?
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Otis had nothing to do with it.
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[SIGHS]
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These are study drugs,
sir, they're not...
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You seem to know an
awful lot about them,
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considering you had absolutely
nothing to do with it.
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Did you and your little friend
get them from your brother?
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Oh, yes.
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I know all about your
unsavory family history.
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And you...
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have let an innocent child like
Milburn be turned into a drug mule.
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Otis didn't do anything.
Leave him out of it.
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What are you doing?
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I'm reporting your
brother to the police.
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[DIALING]
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Wait.
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They're mine.
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What happens now?
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You're going to tell me exactly
what happened at the school dance,
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and then you will face
an external tribunal
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who will decide whether you
have a future at this school.
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- Milburn.
- Yes, sir.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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A word to the wise.
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Beware the wild female.
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They will chew you up and
spit you out like stale crisps.
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[BELL RINGS]
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Get to class.
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Yeah.
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You're not in any trouble. I sorted it.
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Okay, what... what happened?
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Are we... are we not gonna
talk about this? Is that it?
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I trusted you, Otis.
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But...
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[SIGHS]
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I don't want to have sex with you!
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Neither do I.
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You were bad.
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You played whale music and
you would not stop talking.
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Then you had a panic attack
and I had to get your mum.
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It was an appallingly
awkward sexual experience.
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Look, I need some advice...
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About my... [CLICKS TONGUE]
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Clinic's over. Sorry.
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I didn't tell anyone
about what happened.
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You kind of owe me.
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[SIGHS]
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It wasn't fucking funny when I
pushed you out of my vagina, either.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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Hello?
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[WOMAN] Jean Milburn?
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This is Simone McAllister
at Bright and Sanders.
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You sent us the first chapter
of Bringing Up Men.
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We're in the midst of
a crisis of masculinity
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and this feels potentially
quite zeitgeisty.
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- Is there more to read?
- Yes.
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- Yes, there is.
- Fantastic.
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We're particularly interested
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in the connection you
have with the subject.
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It's so personal.
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We really feel it could strike
a chord with other mothers.
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When do you think you could
send more pages over by?
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Can I get back to you on that?
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Yep. Absolutely.
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Don't take too long, though.
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I won't.
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Thank you.
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[WATER DRIPPING]
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Shit! Shit, shit.
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[GROANS]
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Oh, God.
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[PHONE BUZZES AND RINGS]
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- Yeah?
- Hello, Jakob? It's Jean.
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I'm really sorry to bother you,
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but I'm afraid my pipe's
burst under my sink.
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- And the water's going everywhere...
- Jean.
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You have to stop breaking
things when you want sex.
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No, no... No.
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That's... Er, it's a misunderstanding.
I, uh... No, it's really broken.
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I think I have been very clear.
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I want a relationship.
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I do not want to be your handyman.
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Goodbye, Jean.
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[SIGHS]
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- [OTIS] So, what seems to be...
- [LILY] My vagina has betrayed me.
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Okay. How, exactly?
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I finally find someone who's DTF,
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and he can't get his average-sized
dick in my stupid vagina.
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Why is this happening to me?
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Uh, well... um...
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[LILY] It just doesn't make any sense.
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I've worked so hard.
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The set, the costumes, the makeup.
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Everything was perfect.
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I couldn't even get my finger in there.
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It's like my vag has lockjaw.
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What do I do?
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Well, you used the word "perfect."
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Maybe it's a way of staying in control.
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In... in your fantasy, you're in charge.
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And reality can be...
just, quite different.
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Nah, I just like aliens.
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Do you like being out of control?
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I guess not.
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Like, I hate roller coasters.
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Me, too. I do not like simulated danger.
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I guess I am kind of type A.
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Well, maybe...
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you're unconsciously
halting your progress
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to stay in control.
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But I want to have sex,
so why would I do that?
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I don't know.
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Okay.
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I need this place spick and span.
259
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I've got to do all of this on my own?
260
00:15:59,205 --> 00:16:00,805
[LAUGHING] No! No. God, no.
261
00:16:00,885 --> 00:16:03,485
That would be impossible.
Uh, no, you have company.
262
00:16:06,245 --> 00:16:07,245
Okay.
263
00:16:08,045 --> 00:16:10,805
I'll see you boys in two hours.
264
00:16:11,605 --> 00:16:12,725
Okay?
265
00:16:14,805 --> 00:16:16,405
[SIGHS]
266
00:16:20,445 --> 00:16:21,685
Go ahead, Tromboner.
267
00:16:22,045 --> 00:16:23,245
Get to work.
268
00:16:26,565 --> 00:16:28,245
[JEAN] I don't need a plumber tomorrow,
269
00:16:28,246 --> 00:16:30,925
I need a plumber today, you moron!
270
00:16:31,365 --> 00:16:33,125
Otis, could you just...
271
00:16:33,205 --> 00:16:37,445
Uh... You did not just hang up on
me! You did not just hang up on me!
272
00:16:38,685 --> 00:16:39,685
Otis!
273
00:16:40,925 --> 00:16:43,485
This emergency supersedes our argument!
274
00:16:43,565 --> 00:16:45,565
["BOYS DON'T CRY" BY THE CURE PLAYING]
275
00:16:50,925 --> 00:16:53,965
[JEAN] Otis, open the door, please!
276
00:16:54,725 --> 00:16:56,285
Leave me alone!
277
00:17:02,205 --> 00:17:04,845
Jesus Christ, Mum! Get out, please!
- [VOLUME DECREASES]
278
00:17:04,925 --> 00:17:06,285
While you are still under my roof,
279
00:17:06,365 --> 00:17:09,126
- you are not to shut me out.
- ♪ I would say I'm sorry if I thought ♪
280
00:17:09,205 --> 00:17:11,405
♪ That it would change your mind ♪
281
00:17:11,485 --> 00:17:13,205
- [VOLUME INCREASES]
- [VOLUME DECREASES]
282
00:17:13,285 --> 00:17:15,525
- [OTIS GROWLS]
- ♪ This time I have said too much... ♪
283
00:17:15,605 --> 00:17:17,605
- Oh!
- Why are you so angry?
284
00:17:17,685 --> 00:17:19,365
- You're a hypocrite!
- What?
285
00:17:20,045 --> 00:17:21,325
How? Wh...
286
00:17:21,405 --> 00:17:23,045
- Descriptive words, please.
- Okay.
287
00:17:23,845 --> 00:17:26,165
You say you're all about
honesty and clear communication,
288
00:17:26,245 --> 00:17:27,445
but you're not honest at all.
289
00:17:27,525 --> 00:17:29,396
You inveigle your way
into everything I do
290
00:17:29,397 --> 00:17:30,885
and then act like it's an accident.
291
00:17:30,965 --> 00:17:35,005
You cross multitudes of parental
boundaries on a daily basis.
292
00:17:35,525 --> 00:17:38,685
You're a... sneaky, sneaky woman!
293
00:17:39,485 --> 00:17:41,645
That is a vast over-exaggeration.
294
00:17:41,725 --> 00:17:43,645
Well, how is the book coming along?
295
00:17:44,565 --> 00:17:47,045
This is becoming hostile now, Otis.
296
00:17:47,125 --> 00:17:48,405
I want you to count to ten.
297
00:17:48,485 --> 00:17:51,565
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten!
298
00:17:51,965 --> 00:17:52,965
Please leave!
299
00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,245
[SIGHS]
300
00:18:00,325 --> 00:18:02,005
Ah, so, if...
301
00:18:02,085 --> 00:18:04,205
If the book gets published,
302
00:18:04,285 --> 00:18:06,725
of course I will change your name.
303
00:18:06,805 --> 00:18:09,045
That's not the point, Mum.
304
00:18:10,205 --> 00:18:12,405
I thought you were
finally listening to me,
305
00:18:12,485 --> 00:18:13,640
that you were letting me be independent,
306
00:18:13,641 --> 00:18:16,165
but you just can't help yourself.
307
00:18:16,365 --> 00:18:18,045
It's like you want to consume me.
308
00:18:18,125 --> 00:18:20,605
You're like the spider-mums
that eat their own offspring.
309
00:18:20,685 --> 00:18:22,765
Like, you think I'm somehow part of you.
310
00:18:24,845 --> 00:18:26,365
Well, you are part of me.
311
00:18:28,685 --> 00:18:30,085
No, I'm not, Mum.
312
00:18:31,325 --> 00:18:32,325
[SIGHS]
313
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,125
[DOORBELL RINGS]
314
00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:37,885
I'll get it.
315
00:18:44,805 --> 00:18:46,445
Um... Ola! [CHUCKLES]
316
00:18:46,525 --> 00:18:48,645
You're at my door. Um...
317
00:18:48,965 --> 00:18:51,325
Eh... Did you get my text?
318
00:18:51,885 --> 00:18:54,045
It said, uh... "Hello."
319
00:18:54,365 --> 00:18:56,205
But I guess it should
have said, "Sorry."
320
00:18:56,285 --> 00:18:58,885
[SCOFFS] My dad sent
me to fix your sink.
321
00:18:59,645 --> 00:19:01,554
Um, look, you don't...
you don't need to do that.
322
00:19:01,555 --> 00:19:02,925
My mum's called a plumber.
323
00:19:07,405 --> 00:19:09,405
[WATER DRIPPING]
324
00:19:11,605 --> 00:19:14,645
Uh... This is awkward. Um...
325
00:19:14,725 --> 00:19:17,285
[CHUCKLES] I mean, we kind
of went on a date, didn't we?
326
00:19:17,365 --> 00:19:19,121
And now you're angry with me,
327
00:19:19,122 --> 00:19:21,565
but you're also fixing
my sink. [CHUCKLES]
328
00:19:21,645 --> 00:19:24,525
I'm fixing your mother's
sink as a favor for my father.
329
00:19:24,605 --> 00:19:25,605
It's not about you.
330
00:19:30,405 --> 00:19:31,605
Jakob sent her.
331
00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:36,445
- Otis, we need to talk about our fight.
- I'm going out.
332
00:19:41,605 --> 00:19:42,605
[DOOR CLOSES]
333
00:19:42,685 --> 00:19:44,005
[JACKSON] She's so selfish.
334
00:19:44,405 --> 00:19:45,807
She pretends the crazy food regime
335
00:19:45,808 --> 00:19:47,221
and early mornings is for my benefit,
336
00:19:47,245 --> 00:19:48,245
but it's all about her.
337
00:19:48,245 --> 00:19:50,325
I don't even know if I like
anything except swimming.
338
00:19:50,365 --> 00:19:51,365
Shut up.
339
00:19:52,165 --> 00:19:53,245
What?
340
00:19:54,165 --> 00:19:55,645
You don't know how lucky you are.
341
00:19:57,325 --> 00:19:59,725
She gets up every morning
to take you to swimming.
342
00:20:00,045 --> 00:20:01,365
She goes to all your races.
343
00:20:01,445 --> 00:20:02,661
- She cries when you lose.
- Wh...
344
00:20:02,685 --> 00:20:04,405
She shows you every
day that she loves you.
345
00:20:04,485 --> 00:20:06,165
- What's the problem?
- I'm not...
346
00:20:06,685 --> 00:20:08,725
It might be annoying,
but at least she cares.
347
00:20:11,125 --> 00:20:12,165
Okay.
348
00:20:13,125 --> 00:20:15,125
Maybe just tell her the
truth about how you feel.
349
00:20:20,245 --> 00:20:21,725
I didn't mean to snap, I'm sorry.
350
00:20:25,965 --> 00:20:27,525
[DOG BARKING]
351
00:20:30,365 --> 00:20:32,325
I need to go talk to my idiot brother.
352
00:20:37,405 --> 00:20:38,645
[TUTS]
353
00:20:40,165 --> 00:20:41,445
[SIGHS]
354
00:20:56,525 --> 00:20:58,965
Hey, sis, you wanna get baked?
355
00:20:59,045 --> 00:21:00,045
No.
356
00:21:03,485 --> 00:21:05,965
You said you were gettin' a
proper job, not sellin' shit again.
357
00:21:06,005 --> 00:21:07,005
Yeah, I am.
358
00:21:07,365 --> 00:21:09,165
My mate said he could
hook me up as a doorman.
359
00:21:09,285 --> 00:21:10,365
[SCOFFS]
360
00:21:10,965 --> 00:21:13,365
You wouldn't last one day,
with your weak little arms.
361
00:21:19,685 --> 00:21:22,141
My teacher wants me to apply for
the Aptitude Scheme at school.
362
00:21:22,165 --> 00:21:24,485
[LAUGHS]
363
00:21:26,445 --> 00:21:27,845
Oh, what, you're serious?
364
00:21:29,285 --> 00:21:32,045
What, so soon you'll be hangin'
out with a bunch of fuckin' virgins,
365
00:21:32,125 --> 00:21:34,125
talking about astrophysics and shit?
366
00:21:34,205 --> 00:21:35,285
If I get in.
367
00:21:37,525 --> 00:21:39,685
I'll probably mess it
up somehow, I always do.
368
00:21:40,205 --> 00:21:41,245
Nah.
369
00:21:42,765 --> 00:21:44,165
You're way smarter than me.
370
00:21:44,885 --> 00:21:46,805
You always have been,
ever since you were a kid.
371
00:21:48,365 --> 00:21:49,365
You're smart.
372
00:21:50,125 --> 00:21:51,205
Yeah, but...
373
00:21:51,885 --> 00:21:54,605
You're, like, smart-smart, like...
374
00:21:54,685 --> 00:21:57,165
You know, could actually
have a good life smart.
375
00:21:59,845 --> 00:22:02,245
I just don't wanna be living
here in ten years, you know?
376
00:22:03,565 --> 00:22:04,765
You won't be.
377
00:22:06,205 --> 00:22:08,045
I'm gonna get that doorman job.
378
00:22:08,125 --> 00:22:09,642
I'll save up and we'll rent a place
379
00:22:09,643 --> 00:22:12,365
and we can really get our shit together.
380
00:22:13,845 --> 00:22:15,445
Yeah, that sounds nice.
381
00:22:16,245 --> 00:22:17,805
I'm really proud of you, sis.
382
00:22:19,685 --> 00:22:20,845
Thanks.
383
00:22:22,605 --> 00:22:23,925
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
384
00:22:27,805 --> 00:22:28,845
[SIGHS]
385
00:22:28,925 --> 00:22:31,285
- [SIGHS]
- [PHONE RINGS]
386
00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:42,805
[SIGHS]
387
00:23:00,645 --> 00:23:02,645
[HARMONICA PLAYS]
388
00:23:11,645 --> 00:23:12,965
[BLOWS]
389
00:23:16,085 --> 00:23:18,725
You know, if you helped me, we
could get out of here a lot quicker.
390
00:23:18,765 --> 00:23:20,045
[SCOFFS]
391
00:23:22,365 --> 00:23:24,405
[HUMMING]
392
00:23:25,765 --> 00:23:27,925
Ouch! Stop it.
393
00:23:32,405 --> 00:23:33,405
Asshole.
394
00:23:34,005 --> 00:23:35,005
What did you say?
395
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:42,045
Were you born a bully? Or are
you one because your dad's one?
396
00:23:43,805 --> 00:23:45,085
I saw you at the dance.
397
00:23:46,805 --> 00:23:48,205
You were terrified of him.
398
00:23:50,525 --> 00:23:52,285
Can't imagine being
afraid of my own dad.
399
00:23:53,805 --> 00:23:54,965
[SNORTS]
400
00:23:55,645 --> 00:23:57,285
What the fuck would you know, Tromboner?
401
00:24:00,445 --> 00:24:01,565
[SCOFFS]
402
00:24:03,405 --> 00:24:04,885
You're doin' it wrong. Let me try.
403
00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:06,445
- Give it here.
- No, it's fine.
404
00:24:06,645 --> 00:24:08,525
Adam, it's fine, I can do it myself.
405
00:24:09,405 --> 00:24:11,925
Just give it. It's fine.
- You can just leave it.
406
00:24:12,005 --> 00:24:14,605
- Leave it, man! What's
wrong with you? [CLATTERING]
407
00:24:27,885 --> 00:24:29,045
Get off!
408
00:24:30,845 --> 00:24:32,045
Get off me!
409
00:24:32,365 --> 00:24:33,725
[SPITS]
410
00:24:36,325 --> 00:24:37,405
Sorry.
411
00:24:38,965 --> 00:24:40,845
- Sorry, I didn't mean...
- [SPITS]
412
00:24:42,565 --> 00:24:43,845
How do you like it?
413
00:24:46,965 --> 00:24:47,965
I don't.
414
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:50,405
Yeah.
415
00:24:51,605 --> 00:24:52,685
Didn't think so.
416
00:24:58,725 --> 00:25:00,725
["HE HIT ME" BY GRIZZLY BEAR PLAYS]
417
00:25:03,605 --> 00:25:06,445
♪ He hit me ♪
418
00:25:07,765 --> 00:25:12,565
♪ And it felt like a kiss ♪
419
00:25:14,725 --> 00:25:17,285
♪ He hit me ♪
420
00:25:19,005 --> 00:25:25,165
♪ And I went down ♪
421
00:25:35,245 --> 00:25:36,645
[BUCKLE CLINKS]
422
00:25:37,885 --> 00:25:42,285
♪ Oh, whoa, oh, whoa ♪
423
00:25:44,205 --> 00:25:46,325
[GASPING]
424
00:25:48,885 --> 00:25:51,318
[LILY] So, what does this
sheer and perilous hill
425
00:25:51,319 --> 00:25:52,965
have to do with my vagina?
426
00:25:53,845 --> 00:25:56,205
I think you have something
called "vaginismus,"
427
00:25:56,565 --> 00:25:58,531
which is the body's automatic reaction
428
00:25:58,532 --> 00:26:00,532
to a fear of vaginal penetration.
429
00:26:01,605 --> 00:26:03,205
But I really want to have sex.
430
00:26:03,285 --> 00:26:05,645
I don't think you're
afraid of having sex.
431
00:26:06,565 --> 00:26:08,245
I think you're afraid to let go.
432
00:26:09,045 --> 00:26:13,405
Which is why you are going
to ride down this hill.
433
00:26:13,485 --> 00:26:14,725
To face your fears.
434
00:26:14,805 --> 00:26:16,405
I don't wanna fuck a hill.
435
00:26:17,285 --> 00:26:18,525
Just trust me on this one.
436
00:26:19,965 --> 00:26:21,045
Well, what about you?
437
00:26:22,205 --> 00:26:23,245
What about me?
438
00:26:23,525 --> 00:26:25,845
You had a panic attack
when I touched your penis.
439
00:26:27,325 --> 00:26:28,965
Maybe we should do it together?
440
00:26:29,045 --> 00:26:30,845
[LAUGHS] I... I...
441
00:26:30,925 --> 00:26:33,685
You know what? Eh...
forget it. This is... silly.
442
00:26:33,765 --> 00:26:34,845
So unsafe.
443
00:26:34,855 --> 00:26:37,325
You know, your vagina's
gonna open at some point.
444
00:26:38,125 --> 00:26:39,565
I can't wait for that!
445
00:26:39,645 --> 00:26:41,085
["ROCKWROK" BY ULTRAVOX PLAYS]
446
00:26:42,685 --> 00:26:43,685
Fuck it!
447
00:26:44,485 --> 00:26:45,765
Whoo! [YELLS]
448
00:26:46,245 --> 00:26:48,285
This is amazing!
449
00:26:49,645 --> 00:26:50,645
[LILY YELLS]
450
00:26:50,645 --> 00:26:51,765
[SCREAMS]
451
00:26:51,845 --> 00:26:53,845
[LILY] This is amazing! Whoo!
452
00:26:54,645 --> 00:26:55,885
[BOTH SCREAMING]
453
00:26:55,965 --> 00:26:58,765
- [CLATTERING]
- Aah! I think that was my hymen!
454
00:26:58,845 --> 00:27:00,525
Aah! Fuck!
455
00:27:00,925 --> 00:27:02,285
Aaah! Aaah!
456
00:27:02,685 --> 00:27:03,885
Otis?
457
00:27:05,685 --> 00:27:08,045
[GROANS] Ow!
458
00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:09,165
Otis?
459
00:27:09,765 --> 00:27:11,165
[GROANS] Fuck!
460
00:27:11,605 --> 00:27:12,725
- Otis?
- [GROANS]
461
00:27:12,805 --> 00:27:14,725
[PANTING] Am I dead?
462
00:27:15,165 --> 00:27:16,165
No, you're alive.
463
00:27:16,725 --> 00:27:17,845
Thank God.
464
00:27:18,125 --> 00:27:20,365
Ow! It hurts.
465
00:27:21,525 --> 00:27:23,845
- [GROANS]
- [WINCES] Ah, your head is bleeding.
466
00:27:24,485 --> 00:27:25,645
[GROANS]
467
00:27:26,525 --> 00:27:28,685
- [GASPS]
- So, this mean I can have sex now?
468
00:27:29,205 --> 00:27:32,605
- I hope so.
- Why do you wanna have sex so bad?
469
00:27:33,285 --> 00:27:35,325
- What do you mean?
- [GROANS]
470
00:27:35,885 --> 00:27:37,245
[GASPS]
471
00:27:39,685 --> 00:27:40,845
You just seem...
472
00:27:41,405 --> 00:27:42,405
Ow.
473
00:27:42,925 --> 00:27:46,485
You seem desperate to
have sex, I don't know why.
474
00:27:48,405 --> 00:27:49,405
I dunno.
475
00:27:50,405 --> 00:27:53,285
I guess I just feel
like, if I don't do it,
476
00:27:53,365 --> 00:27:56,005
then I'll graduate school
and I won't have had sex,
477
00:27:56,325 --> 00:27:59,285
and then I'll go to uni
and I'll be behind everyone,
478
00:27:59,645 --> 00:28:00,855
and no one will have sex with me
479
00:28:00,856 --> 00:28:02,685
because I'm just the weird virgin girl.
480
00:28:03,125 --> 00:28:04,245
And then I'll never have sex
481
00:28:04,325 --> 00:28:06,485
because I'll be too embarrassed
and weird and virginal,
482
00:28:06,525 --> 00:28:08,925
and then I'll grow old
and die alone in my house,
483
00:28:09,005 --> 00:28:11,205
- where I'll be eaten by my pet python.
- [LAUGHS]
484
00:28:11,285 --> 00:28:14,565
Okay, you've skipped a
whole load of steps there.
485
00:28:16,085 --> 00:28:18,245
I just don't want to be left behind.
486
00:28:21,005 --> 00:28:22,005
I just want it over with.
487
00:28:23,925 --> 00:28:26,965
Look, I know it feels like
everyone's doing it, and...
488
00:28:27,485 --> 00:28:31,445
yeah, some people are,
but most of us aren't yet.
489
00:28:32,205 --> 00:28:33,325
It's not a race.
490
00:28:35,205 --> 00:28:36,525
I think that makes sense.
491
00:28:37,925 --> 00:28:38,925
Good.
492
00:28:39,725 --> 00:28:40,805
[SIGHS]
493
00:28:42,085 --> 00:28:44,405
We just rode down this hill
for no reason, didn't we?
494
00:28:45,485 --> 00:28:46,485
Yeah.
495
00:28:48,165 --> 00:28:49,285
[SIGHS]
496
00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:51,125
Oh!
497
00:28:52,245 --> 00:28:53,525
That... [CHUCKLES]
498
00:28:56,485 --> 00:28:57,845
What was that? [CHUCKLES]
499
00:29:01,205 --> 00:29:02,965
Adam, we should talk about...
500
00:29:04,005 --> 00:29:05,805
If you ever tell anyone about this,
501
00:29:05,885 --> 00:29:07,885
I will fuckin' end
you, do you understand?
502
00:29:17,965 --> 00:29:19,285
[DOOR CLOSES]
503
00:29:19,365 --> 00:29:21,045
[OWL HOOTING]
504
00:29:23,045 --> 00:29:25,045
["OLD TIME ROCK AND
ROLL" BY BOB SEGER PLAYS]
505
00:29:25,565 --> 00:29:27,085
[ALARM BLEEPING]
506
00:29:29,525 --> 00:29:32,685
♪ Just take those old records ♪
♪ Off the shelf ♪
507
00:29:33,445 --> 00:29:36,445
♪ I'll sit and listen
to 'em by myself ♪
508
00:29:37,325 --> 00:29:40,605
♪ Today's music ain't
got the same soul ♪
509
00:29:41,125 --> 00:29:43,885
♪ I like that old-time
rock 'n' roll ♪
510
00:29:44,845 --> 00:29:47,845
♪ Still like that old
time rock 'n' roll ♪
511
00:29:48,565 --> 00:29:51,605
♪ That kind of music ♪
♪ Just soothes the soul ♪
512
00:29:52,605 --> 00:29:55,565
♪ I reminisce about
the days of old ♪
513
00:29:56,565 --> 00:29:59,485
♪ With that old time
rock 'n' roll ♪
514
00:29:59,885 --> 00:30:01,045
♪ Hey! ♪
515
00:30:05,045 --> 00:30:06,245
How was detention?
516
00:30:06,325 --> 00:30:08,605
Why? It very was boring.
517
00:30:09,085 --> 00:30:11,485
Nothing weird happened. It
was a very average detention.
518
00:30:23,445 --> 00:30:26,645
[WOMAN OVER PA] Maeve Wiley, report
to Mr. Groff's office immediately.
519
00:30:29,005 --> 00:30:31,485
Please tell us why you
should stay at this school.
520
00:30:32,685 --> 00:30:34,205
[CLOCK TICKING]
521
00:30:38,365 --> 00:30:39,365
Nothing?
522
00:30:43,965 --> 00:30:45,365
Very well, then...
523
00:30:45,445 --> 00:30:46,605
I'm really smart, sir.
524
00:30:50,125 --> 00:30:52,645
I'd read all of Jane
Austen by the time I was 12.
525
00:30:52,725 --> 00:30:54,485
Including her lesser-known
work, Lady Susan,
526
00:30:54,565 --> 00:30:56,925
which is a severely underrated
piece of feminist literature.
527
00:30:59,965 --> 00:31:02,285
Um... I can also debate
the inherent difference
528
00:31:02,365 --> 00:31:04,845
between existentialism
and transcendentalism,
529
00:31:04,925 --> 00:31:07,645
explaining why Sartre is the
prominent voice of the former,
530
00:31:07,725 --> 00:31:10,325
and the latter is barely remembered
as a philosophical movement.
531
00:31:11,645 --> 00:31:14,165
I can also gauge the depths of
Mr. Hendricks' personal despair
532
00:31:14,245 --> 00:31:15,765
based on his choice of Hawaiian shirt.
533
00:31:15,845 --> 00:31:16,845
[CHUCKLES]
534
00:31:21,325 --> 00:31:22,485
I'm really smart.
535
00:31:23,805 --> 00:31:25,885
I just got unlucky in
the family department.
536
00:31:28,725 --> 00:31:29,925
I don't get any support.
537
00:31:30,685 --> 00:31:32,445
And sometimes I do the wrong thing.
538
00:31:33,365 --> 00:31:36,285
But I know I can be better.
539
00:31:37,765 --> 00:31:39,965
And if you give me a second
chance, I will not waste it.
540
00:31:43,165 --> 00:31:44,325
[MR. GROFF] Thank you, Maeve.
541
00:31:48,165 --> 00:31:49,605
- [KNOCK AT DOOR]
- Come.
542
00:31:52,205 --> 00:31:53,805
Er, you wanted to see me, sir?
543
00:31:54,005 --> 00:31:57,365
Yes. If you could just wait outside,
please, Jackson. I won't be long.
544
00:32:00,045 --> 00:32:01,045
Okay.
545
00:32:07,165 --> 00:32:09,805
We'll need some time to
consider your position.
546
00:32:10,685 --> 00:32:11,725
Until we do so,
547
00:32:13,365 --> 00:32:15,085
you are barred from campus.
548
00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:21,725
The valves are shaped to stop them
opening in the wrong direction.
549
00:32:23,645 --> 00:32:27,005
The day you arrive on time, Adam,
is the day I eat my hat. [CHUCKLES]
550
00:32:27,085 --> 00:32:30,125
Take a seat. There's one next
to your detention pal, Eric.
551
00:32:30,205 --> 00:32:32,685
- He's not my detention pal.
- We're not friends.
552
00:32:32,765 --> 00:32:34,525
- Right, okay. Well, just sit down.
- Okay.
553
00:32:34,685 --> 00:32:36,285
Come on, hombre. Andale.
554
00:32:37,205 --> 00:32:39,605
¡Andale! Where was
I? Oh, yes. Valves, yeah.
555
00:32:40,165 --> 00:32:44,645
So... Yeah, the sound of the
valves closing, here and here,
556
00:32:44,725 --> 00:32:47,885
is what we familiarize ourselves...
557
00:32:47,965 --> 00:32:49,805
That's the sound we
familiarize ourselves with,
558
00:32:49,845 --> 00:32:52,125
that is actually our heartbeat.
559
00:32:52,485 --> 00:32:54,125
Okay? Heartbeat.
560
00:32:54,725 --> 00:32:55,725
Rhythm.
561
00:32:56,405 --> 00:32:59,245
Now, these things here, the arteries...
562
00:32:59,605 --> 00:33:01,685
The pulmonary arteries,
563
00:33:01,765 --> 00:33:03,405
when these get blocked...
564
00:33:21,885 --> 00:33:24,405
- What's goin' on?
- Nothing.
565
00:33:24,925 --> 00:33:26,405
Didn't look like nothin'.
566
00:33:26,485 --> 00:33:28,541
- Hey, why won't you talk to me?
- I said it's nothing.
567
00:33:28,565 --> 00:33:29,605
Well, stop lyin'!
568
00:33:31,045 --> 00:33:33,725
They're probably gonna expel me
because of some shit my brother did.
569
00:33:34,085 --> 00:33:35,765
Is that what you wanna hear?
570
00:33:37,045 --> 00:33:39,165
- Shit, are you all right?
- Yeah, I'm fine, yeah.
571
00:33:39,245 --> 00:33:41,405
Hey, talk to me. What's up?
572
00:33:41,485 --> 00:33:42,885
- Come here.
- Don't touch me!
573
00:33:43,405 --> 00:33:46,205
- What?
- [SHAKILY] This is too much.
574
00:33:47,525 --> 00:33:49,005
- What do you...
- You're too much.
575
00:33:51,325 --> 00:33:53,045
Why am I always the last to know, Maeve?
576
00:33:54,205 --> 00:33:56,685
- What's that supposed to mean?
- It means you don't trust me.
577
00:33:59,245 --> 00:34:00,245
You never have.
578
00:34:05,085 --> 00:34:06,325
Do you love me?
579
00:34:10,005 --> 00:34:12,245
- Just say you don't and I'll...
- I don't. [SNIFFLES]
580
00:34:22,245 --> 00:34:23,285
Jackson, wait.
581
00:34:23,365 --> 00:34:25,821
I think we both know that you
like somebody else anyway, Maeve.
582
00:34:25,845 --> 00:34:27,205
[BELL RINGS]
583
00:34:27,285 --> 00:34:29,125
[MR. GROFF] Thank you
for coming to see me.
584
00:34:29,205 --> 00:34:31,165
I fully appreciate, as head boy,
585
00:34:31,245 --> 00:34:34,165
you have a very full schedule
with your fellow students,
586
00:34:34,245 --> 00:34:35,885
er, and also classes to attend,
587
00:34:36,005 --> 00:34:38,525
but I did feel that it
was important to tell you
588
00:34:38,605 --> 00:34:42,325
that you are one of Moordale's
proudest achievements.
589
00:34:42,845 --> 00:34:45,885
It would be a tragedy to
watch you waste your gift
590
00:34:45,965 --> 00:34:47,485
and miss this race.
591
00:34:47,565 --> 00:34:51,805
We all go through rough times,
but your future is very bright.
592
00:34:52,445 --> 00:34:55,565
This isn't about my future, sir,
this is about your sports fundin'.
593
00:34:56,245 --> 00:34:57,845
No, it's... Uh...
594
00:34:57,925 --> 00:34:59,920
[SIGHS] Well, ye...
yes, okay, sure, but...
595
00:34:59,921 --> 00:35:01,645
A little bit, maybe, but it...
596
00:35:02,165 --> 00:35:03,485
[SIGHS]
597
00:35:04,845 --> 00:35:06,885
We do really care about you.
598
00:35:07,765 --> 00:35:09,645
Okay. I'll swim.
599
00:35:09,725 --> 00:35:11,285
- Oh, fantastic!
- If...
600
00:35:12,085 --> 00:35:14,325
you let Maeve Wiley stay at school.
601
00:35:15,045 --> 00:35:16,485
You can't expel her.
602
00:35:17,725 --> 00:35:19,605
Want me to swim? Then she stays.
603
00:35:28,925 --> 00:35:31,285
Heard you're getting
expelled, Cock Biter.
604
00:35:31,645 --> 00:35:34,245
Oh, well, back to the
caravan park, then.
605
00:35:34,605 --> 00:35:36,032
[ANWAR] Maybe you don't have to leave.
606
00:35:36,033 --> 00:35:37,765
I hear they're looking
for a new cleaner.
607
00:35:42,245 --> 00:35:43,565
What the hell are you doing?
608
00:35:44,205 --> 00:35:46,645
I'm dumping you. For her.
609
00:35:46,725 --> 00:35:47,805
[LAUGHS]
610
00:35:48,205 --> 00:35:49,405
Are you mental?
611
00:35:50,125 --> 00:35:51,365
She's a slag.
612
00:35:51,685 --> 00:35:53,245
Yeah, you're right.
613
00:35:54,245 --> 00:35:55,565
But so am I.
614
00:35:57,085 --> 00:35:58,205
[GASPS]
615
00:35:59,165 --> 00:36:01,605
- I'm not a slag.
- Me either, it sounded good.
616
00:36:01,685 --> 00:36:03,045
- [CHUCKLES]
- Just keep walking.
617
00:36:09,045 --> 00:36:10,485
[LAUGHING]
618
00:36:10,565 --> 00:36:13,485
- You wanna play some Smash Bros?
- Oh, I can't, I've got detention.
619
00:36:14,085 --> 00:36:16,005
Man, things have really changed
620
00:36:16,085 --> 00:36:17,725
- since you started punching people.
- Mm.
621
00:36:18,485 --> 00:36:19,965
Dude, why is your mum here?
622
00:36:21,565 --> 00:36:22,645
[OTIS] I don't know.
623
00:36:25,005 --> 00:36:26,925
- I'll see you later, all right?
- See you later.
624
00:36:27,845 --> 00:36:29,845
I'm not stalking you, I promise.
625
00:36:29,925 --> 00:36:33,005
I was passing and I just wa... Otis?
626
00:36:33,365 --> 00:36:35,045
Will you talk to me, please?
627
00:36:39,005 --> 00:36:40,925
Can you not shout, okay?
628
00:36:41,005 --> 00:36:43,485
I wish you weren't so concerned
about what your peers thought.
629
00:36:43,565 --> 00:36:45,885
You don't want to develop a
subservient personality trait.
630
00:36:45,965 --> 00:36:46,965
What do you want?
631
00:36:48,965 --> 00:36:49,965
You're right.
632
00:36:52,005 --> 00:36:53,165
I am a hypocrite.
633
00:36:55,085 --> 00:36:56,525
And you are my blind spot.
634
00:36:58,005 --> 00:37:02,445
Since your dad left, it's
just been the two of us.
635
00:37:04,125 --> 00:37:05,885
But you're growing up, and...
636
00:37:07,045 --> 00:37:08,805
And I feel like I'm losing you.
637
00:37:09,525 --> 00:37:12,285
So you decided to write a book
about my sexual dysfunction?
638
00:37:14,845 --> 00:37:18,645
I thought that it might help
me to understand you better.
639
00:37:19,885 --> 00:37:20,925
That's so messed up.
640
00:37:24,805 --> 00:37:26,525
And you're not repressed,
641
00:37:27,405 --> 00:37:30,085
or dysfunctional, or unusually stunted,
642
00:37:30,165 --> 00:37:32,005
or any of the things
that I said in the book.
643
00:37:33,365 --> 00:37:34,365
And I'm sorry.
644
00:37:35,085 --> 00:37:36,085
[SIGHS]
645
00:37:37,805 --> 00:37:40,045
Yeah, well, I am all those things, Mum.
646
00:37:40,645 --> 00:37:43,845
And... some of it is your fault.
647
00:37:45,525 --> 00:37:48,205
A lot of it's Dad's fault,
but mostly it's just...
648
00:37:48,285 --> 00:37:49,285
it's me.
649
00:37:50,685 --> 00:37:52,445
I'm not... I'm not normal.
650
00:37:52,845 --> 00:37:54,205
Of course you're normal.
651
00:37:56,445 --> 00:37:58,285
You're 16.
652
00:37:59,845 --> 00:38:02,285
You're not supposed to know
the answers to anything.
653
00:38:02,845 --> 00:38:04,005
[SIGHS]
654
00:38:04,765 --> 00:38:06,205
[JEAN SNIFFLES]
655
00:38:08,445 --> 00:38:10,525
You're going to be just fine.
656
00:38:18,125 --> 00:38:19,365
[SNIFFLES]
657
00:38:21,405 --> 00:38:23,005
Thank you for saying sorry.
658
00:38:23,085 --> 00:38:25,565
Well, apologizing isn't
just social etiquette,
659
00:38:25,645 --> 00:38:27,645
it's a hugely important human ritual
660
00:38:27,725 --> 00:38:29,736
that brings relationships together
661
00:38:29,737 --> 00:38:31,965
and helps people to move forward, and...
662
00:38:33,845 --> 00:38:35,805
And you already know
all that, don't you?
663
00:38:37,365 --> 00:38:38,685
Do you want to go home?
664
00:38:42,725 --> 00:38:44,125
Um...
665
00:38:44,205 --> 00:38:45,845
Actually, there's
something I need to do.
666
00:38:46,365 --> 00:38:49,685
- But I'll be back. I'll be back later.
- Okay. Yeah. Okay.
667
00:39:02,965 --> 00:39:04,005
You!
668
00:39:04,485 --> 00:39:05,485
It's your lucky day.
669
00:39:06,045 --> 00:39:07,205
Adam couldn't make it,
670
00:39:07,285 --> 00:39:09,165
and there's a speed dating
event for jazz lovers
671
00:39:09,205 --> 00:39:11,685
that I simply am dying
to attend, so, uh...
672
00:39:12,245 --> 00:39:14,245
[CHUCKLES] You can go!
673
00:39:14,685 --> 00:39:16,005
Get out of here! [LAUGHS]
674
00:39:16,085 --> 00:39:17,165
[CHUCKLES] Eh...
675
00:39:18,725 --> 00:39:21,045
[LAUGHING] Okay. Thank you, sir.
676
00:39:21,125 --> 00:39:22,245
Okay!
677
00:39:33,005 --> 00:39:35,205
♪ Whatever will I do ♪
678
00:39:35,845 --> 00:39:38,845
♪ If this love turns out untrue ♪
679
00:39:39,805 --> 00:39:45,805
♪ All those memories to erase ♪
680
00:39:46,445 --> 00:39:49,005
♪ A drink will never do ♪
681
00:39:49,405 --> 00:39:52,245
♪ With no one to drink it to ♪
682
00:39:53,245 --> 00:39:57,045
♪ And I could never
stand the taste ♪
683
00:39:57,125 --> 00:39:59,485
Madam? Madam, come here! Come here!
684
00:39:59,565 --> 00:40:02,685
- [BARKING]
- ♪ What all of your letters ♪
685
00:40:02,765 --> 00:40:05,685
- Oh, you stupid dog.
- ♪ Just don't say ♪
686
00:40:07,325 --> 00:40:10,605
♪ Well, I can read
between the lines ♪
687
00:40:10,685 --> 00:40:12,685
♪ And take a guess ♪
688
00:40:13,125 --> 00:40:16,365
♪ But how could I face it? ♪
689
00:40:16,685 --> 00:40:18,965
- ♪ Bitter day ♪
- Sean?
690
00:40:20,605 --> 00:40:24,165
♪ And all these thoughts of you ♪
♪ Would linger ♪
691
00:40:24,245 --> 00:40:28,725
♪ None of us can take it slow ♪
692
00:40:29,165 --> 00:40:32,045
- ♪ Can take it easy, now ♪
- Mum?
693
00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:33,805
I found Madam! [KISSES]
694
00:40:34,405 --> 00:40:36,285
- Oh!
- [WHINES]
695
00:40:36,365 --> 00:40:38,565
- Hello!
- ♪ Easy now ♪
696
00:40:38,645 --> 00:40:40,245
Hello, you!
697
00:40:40,805 --> 00:40:42,885
[WHIMPERS]
698
00:40:44,325 --> 00:40:45,685
Mum, don't make me go.
699
00:40:48,085 --> 00:40:49,565
It's what your father wants.
700
00:40:53,765 --> 00:40:55,965
[TV PRESENTER] One of
you will be going home.
701
00:40:56,285 --> 00:40:58,605
[SECOND PRESENTER] You are
not just serving your food...
702
00:41:00,085 --> 00:41:01,205
[SIGHS]
703
00:41:06,605 --> 00:41:08,605
[KNOCKING]
704
00:41:09,245 --> 00:41:10,245
[JAKOB] Yeah, yeah.
705
00:41:11,325 --> 00:41:12,885
What? Oh.
706
00:41:16,485 --> 00:41:18,205
It's not just pheromones.
707
00:41:19,645 --> 00:41:20,645
I like you.
708
00:41:21,605 --> 00:41:23,765
Christ, I feel like a teenager. [SIGHS]
709
00:41:25,925 --> 00:41:27,925
And it's been a long time since...
710
00:41:29,765 --> 00:41:31,125
I've felt like this.
711
00:41:32,765 --> 00:41:33,765
But?
712
00:41:34,645 --> 00:41:35,645
But...
713
00:41:38,805 --> 00:41:41,645
my son is the most
important person in my life.
714
00:41:42,685 --> 00:41:44,325
And he really likes your daughter.
715
00:41:45,365 --> 00:41:48,285
But my fear is he found out that...
716
00:41:49,645 --> 00:41:51,805
we were in a relationship,
he just would...
717
00:41:52,805 --> 00:41:54,005
never forgive me.
718
00:41:54,565 --> 00:41:55,565
I understand.
719
00:41:57,685 --> 00:41:58,725
[SIGHS]
720
00:41:59,365 --> 00:42:00,405
It's for the best.
721
00:42:00,805 --> 00:42:02,245
Yeah.
722
00:42:14,925 --> 00:42:15,925
What are you doing here?
723
00:42:16,685 --> 00:42:18,205
I'm buying all this cat food.
724
00:42:18,485 --> 00:42:20,525
- I didn't know that you had a cat.
- I don't.
725
00:42:20,605 --> 00:42:22,805
I'm buying all this cat food because...
726
00:42:23,645 --> 00:42:25,045
I really like cats.
727
00:42:25,565 --> 00:42:27,285
House cats in particular.
728
00:42:27,365 --> 00:42:29,725
I like them way more than lions.
729
00:42:30,645 --> 00:42:32,045
Is this supposed to be romantic?
730
00:42:34,285 --> 00:42:36,485
[WHISPERS] Yeah. It was.
731
00:42:37,165 --> 00:42:38,885
You're holding up the line!
732
00:42:39,925 --> 00:42:42,645
Sorry, I'm... I'll just be a minute.
733
00:42:42,805 --> 00:42:44,285
We're resolving a past wrongdoing.
734
00:42:44,685 --> 00:42:46,205
Yes, I can see that.
735
00:42:46,285 --> 00:42:47,485
It's not cute.
736
00:42:48,285 --> 00:42:50,365
- It's annoying.
- We'll just be a moment.
737
00:42:50,725 --> 00:42:52,965
Don't you take that
tone with me, young lady.
738
00:42:53,365 --> 00:42:54,365
Very rude.
739
00:42:54,765 --> 00:42:57,805
She's not rude, okay? She
just has a very direct manner.
740
00:42:57,885 --> 00:43:00,925
She's rude and you're pathetic.
741
00:43:01,005 --> 00:43:02,605
Now who's being rude?
742
00:43:03,525 --> 00:43:05,085
- Ow!
- Stupid boy!
743
00:43:06,845 --> 00:43:08,205
- [SHOP BELL RINGS]
- She hit me.
744
00:43:08,605 --> 00:43:12,085
That was very brave. And
also quite emasculating.
745
00:43:13,245 --> 00:43:16,485
Look, my shift is over in 15
minutes and I'm gonna walk you home.
746
00:43:17,325 --> 00:43:19,845
[CHEERING AND APPLAUSE]
747
00:43:22,805 --> 00:43:25,605
Whoo! Whoo!
748
00:43:25,685 --> 00:43:27,005
- Go on!
- Whoo!
749
00:43:27,085 --> 00:43:29,285
- Come on. Go. Focus! Focus!
- Come on!
750
00:43:29,645 --> 00:43:31,525
Whoo!
751
00:43:53,045 --> 00:43:54,045
Set...
752
00:43:55,085 --> 00:43:56,205
[HORN BLASTS]
753
00:43:59,125 --> 00:44:00,685
[CYNTHIA] Mail call!
754
00:44:03,565 --> 00:44:07,085
A young lad dropped it off.
Skinny, sickly-looking fella.
755
00:44:08,085 --> 00:44:10,054
Had some really interesting thoughts
756
00:44:10,055 --> 00:44:12,485
about me and Jeffrey's marital problems.
757
00:44:13,125 --> 00:44:14,125
Thanks.
758
00:44:15,765 --> 00:44:17,925
- Have you seen my brother?
- Oh, yeah.
759
00:44:18,005 --> 00:44:19,565
He told me to pass somethin' on to you.
760
00:44:19,605 --> 00:44:24,325
He said... "Tell Maeve to stop
hangin' around with a bunch of geeks
761
00:44:24,405 --> 00:44:26,925
talking about astrophysics and shit."
762
00:44:27,605 --> 00:44:29,005
Something like that.
763
00:44:29,605 --> 00:44:31,445
Did he tell you where
he was goin'? Or...
764
00:44:31,525 --> 00:44:33,805
Said 'e was doin' some shoppin',
765
00:44:34,645 --> 00:44:36,005
but he had a big bag with him.
766
00:44:38,365 --> 00:44:40,005
Okay. Thanks, Cynthia.
767
00:44:41,645 --> 00:44:42,645
Jonathan.
768
00:44:47,165 --> 00:44:48,445
[CHEERING]
769
00:44:48,525 --> 00:44:49,925
Come on, Jackson!
770
00:44:59,165 --> 00:45:00,165
Yes!
771
00:45:03,365 --> 00:45:05,725
Come on, Jackson! Yes!
772
00:45:08,765 --> 00:45:10,165
We knew you could do it!
773
00:45:10,565 --> 00:45:11,565
Well done.
774
00:45:13,645 --> 00:45:14,645
Is she staying?
775
00:45:16,645 --> 00:45:17,765
I don't take bribes.
776
00:45:18,565 --> 00:45:21,205
I suggest you forget
about Maeve Wiley. Hm?
777
00:45:23,525 --> 00:45:26,565
There he is! Jackson! Well done, Jack!
778
00:45:27,405 --> 00:45:29,125
- Well done!
- Darling!
779
00:45:29,725 --> 00:45:30,965
- Well done.
- Well done.
780
00:45:52,165 --> 00:45:56,245
[OTIS] Maeve, I'm so sorry that I
hurt you and betrayed your trust.
781
00:45:57,365 --> 00:45:59,445
You saw something in me
when no one else did.
782
00:46:00,045 --> 00:46:02,005
I was just this invisible
guy in the corner,
783
00:46:02,085 --> 00:46:04,245
and I thought I liked being that way.
784
00:46:04,325 --> 00:46:07,605
Then I met you and I figured out
I'm actually good at something.
785
00:46:08,485 --> 00:46:09,485
I hope you can forgive me
786
00:46:09,486 --> 00:46:11,845
and that we can keep
doing the clinic together.
787
00:46:12,725 --> 00:46:15,845
You're the smartest person I've
ever met and this award is yours.
788
00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:38,605
[BRAKES SQUEAL]
789
00:47:21,285 --> 00:47:23,965
Okay. Look, so... Something
I need to tell you.
790
00:47:24,045 --> 00:47:26,205
There's a few things, actually.
791
00:47:26,285 --> 00:47:27,405
So, uh...
792
00:47:27,485 --> 00:47:29,565
This is my house.
[CHUCKLES] You know that.
793
00:47:29,965 --> 00:47:30,965
Um...
794
00:47:31,365 --> 00:47:32,925
Eh... I'm an odd person.
795
00:47:33,325 --> 00:47:36,765
What I mean is, I'm unusual, and
if you wanna be with me, then...
796
00:47:36,885 --> 00:47:38,605
I mean, not like my girlfriend...
797
00:47:38,685 --> 00:47:42,285
That's... that's too fast. I
know. Eh... No pressure. Just...
798
00:47:42,365 --> 00:47:44,525
If you wanted to be, like,
a significant other, then...
799
00:47:44,605 --> 00:47:47,405
Wow. That sounds like marriage.
I don't wanna get married.
800
00:47:47,485 --> 00:47:49,685
I mean, maybe one day,
with the right person.
801
00:47:49,765 --> 00:47:51,965
Which could be you. But
not in a weird way. Okay.
802
00:47:52,285 --> 00:47:54,365
I can't breathe. [SIGHS]
803
00:47:54,925 --> 00:47:56,005
Eh...
804
00:47:56,725 --> 00:47:58,365
[WHISPERS] Okay.
805
00:47:58,765 --> 00:48:00,085
What I'm trying to say is...
806
00:48:00,765 --> 00:48:05,125
I'm just new to all this and
I need to take things slowly.
807
00:48:05,205 --> 00:48:06,525
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- Okay.
808
00:48:08,445 --> 00:48:09,485
Do you want to kiss me?
809
00:48:11,165 --> 00:48:14,525
Eh... Yeah... Yes, um... I do.
810
00:48:14,605 --> 00:48:16,765
Stop talking and do it, then.
811
00:48:19,725 --> 00:48:23,245
♪ Ah, now I don't hardly know her ♪
812
00:48:25,805 --> 00:48:29,205
♪ But I think I could love her ♪
813
00:48:32,085 --> 00:48:35,405
♪ Crimson and clover ♪
814
00:48:39,085 --> 00:48:40,445
♪ Ah ♪
815
00:48:43,485 --> 00:48:47,085
♪ When she comes walking over ♪
816
00:48:47,725 --> 00:48:48,845
[SNIFFLES]
817
00:48:49,485 --> 00:48:52,925
♪ Now I've been
waitin' to show her ♪
818
00:48:56,045 --> 00:48:59,005
♪ Crimson and clover ♪
819
00:48:59,085 --> 00:49:00,965
- I think...
- Don't... don't talk.
820
00:49:01,645 --> 00:49:04,565
- You'll ruin it.
- ♪ Over and over ♪
821
00:49:04,645 --> 00:49:05,645
Yeah.
822
00:49:06,005 --> 00:49:07,085
Text me?
823
00:49:07,445 --> 00:49:09,445
- Cool.
- Okay. [CHUCKLES]
824
00:49:11,605 --> 00:49:13,005
[SIGHS]
825
00:49:13,445 --> 00:49:14,885
[GASPS]
826
00:49:15,445 --> 00:49:17,125
Oh, God! Ugh!
827
00:49:27,525 --> 00:49:29,965
I'm gonna learn how to play Scabby Queen
828
00:49:30,045 --> 00:49:31,485
if it's the last thing I do.
829
00:49:32,125 --> 00:49:33,205
Will you teach me?
830
00:49:34,445 --> 00:49:35,445
Yeah.
831
00:49:43,085 --> 00:49:45,645
- Madame.
- [BOTH CHUCKLE]
832
00:49:49,685 --> 00:49:51,445
Ugh! Sh!
833
00:49:53,485 --> 00:49:54,485
[GASPING]
834
00:49:59,845 --> 00:50:00,925
[GROANS]
835
00:50:01,565 --> 00:50:02,565
[WHISPERS] Come on.
836
00:50:03,205 --> 00:50:04,445
[GROANS]
837
00:50:04,525 --> 00:50:06,325
[PANTING]
838
00:50:07,805 --> 00:50:08,925
[SIGHS]
839
00:50:11,605 --> 00:50:13,605
["LOVE MISSILE F1-11" BY
SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK PLAYS]
840
00:50:19,085 --> 00:50:20,885
[ZIPPER UNZIPS]
841
00:50:21,565 --> 00:50:24,565
♪ The US bombs cruisin' overhead ♪
♪ Overhead, overhead ♪
842
00:50:24,645 --> 00:50:27,125
♪ Overhead, overhead,
overhead, overhead ♪
843
00:50:27,205 --> 00:50:30,005
♪ Overhead, overhead, overhead ♪
♪ Overhead, overhead, overhead ♪
844
00:50:30,085 --> 00:50:31,085
Come on.
845
00:50:31,325 --> 00:50:33,885
♪ Psycho maniac interblend ♪
846
00:50:33,965 --> 00:50:36,525
♪ Shoot it up, now shoot it up ♪
847
00:50:36,605 --> 00:50:38,205
♪ Ready, right? ♪
848
00:50:38,285 --> 00:50:40,445
♪ Shoot it up ♪
849
00:50:40,525 --> 00:50:42,365
♪ Shoot it up ♪
850
00:50:43,245 --> 00:50:46,085
♪ Shoot it up ♪
851
00:50:47,485 --> 00:50:48,605
Whew.
852
00:50:50,245 --> 00:50:52,005
Okay... Eh...
853
00:50:53,605 --> 00:50:54,965
[GROANS]
854
00:50:55,045 --> 00:50:56,205
Fuck me!
855
00:50:58,085 --> 00:50:59,845
- ♪ Shoot it up ♪
- ♪ It's ground base ♪
856
00:51:00,605 --> 00:51:03,405
♪ Shoot it up ♪
857
00:51:11,085 --> 00:51:13,805
♪ Teenage crime now
fashion's dead ♪
858
00:51:14,805 --> 00:51:16,205
♪ Shoot it up ♪
859
00:51:20,965 --> 00:51:23,445
♪ There goes my love rocket red ♪
860
00:51:30,165 --> 00:51:31,525
♪ Shoot it up ♪
861
00:51:32,685 --> 00:51:35,165
♪ Shoot it up ♪
862
00:51:35,245 --> 00:51:38,845
♪ Shoot it up, shoot
it up, shoot it up ♪
863
00:51:40,285 --> 00:51:42,285
- ♪ Shoot it up ♪
- ♪ It's ground base ♪
864
00:51:42,845 --> 00:51:45,885
♪ Shoot it up ♪
865
00:51:45,965 --> 00:51:49,605
♪ Amondo teeno giving,
giving, giving ♪
866
00:51:49,685 --> 00:51:50,925
♪ Shoot it up ♪
867
00:51:51,005 --> 00:51:53,085
♪ There goes my love rocket red ♪
868
00:51:53,165 --> 00:51:55,485
♪ Shoot it up, now shoot it up ♪
869
00:51:55,885 --> 00:51:57,725
♪ Then we do the money ♪
♪ You give us the bomb ♪
870
00:51:57,805 --> 00:52:00,165
♪ Shoot it up, it up, it up ♪
871
00:52:00,245 --> 00:52:01,365
♪ Shoot it up ♪
872
00:52:02,645 --> 00:52:06,285
♪ Shoot it up, shoot
it up, shoot it up ♪
873
00:52:06,286 --> 00:52:11,286
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