00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated by the community of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:43,436 I guess what I'm having a little bit of trouble with here 2 00:00:43,471 --> 00:00:45,371 is how you could have done something like this 3 00:00:45,406 --> 00:00:46,572 in the first place. 4 00:00:46,607 --> 00:00:48,874 I mean, please, help me understand 5 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:51,744 what was going through your minds at the time. 6 00:00:51,779 --> 00:00:53,913 We weren't paying attention. 7 00:00:53,948 --> 00:00:55,981 And I know I speak for us both when I say that 8 00:00:56,017 --> 00:00:58,818 if I had it to do over again, I would absolutely 9 00:00:58,853 --> 00:01:00,553 do things differently. 10 00:01:00,588 --> 00:01:02,455 I would be much more aware. 11 00:01:02,490 --> 00:01:05,558 Because you got caught, or because you feel ashamed? 12 00:01:05,593 --> 00:01:07,393 I feel ashamed. 13 00:01:07,428 --> 00:01:09,595 I'm ashamed of my behavior, 14 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:11,297 and I am deeply, deeply sorry. 15 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:12,998 Yeah, we were all gonna go to Kylynn's after work, 16 00:01:13,034 --> 00:01:14,433 if you want to come. 17 00:01:14,469 --> 00:01:16,101 Me, too. 18 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:18,938 I mean, you can invite her, if you want. 19 00:01:18,973 --> 00:01:20,739 I'm just kind of over her right now. 20 00:01:22,176 --> 00:01:23,843 Well, she's just been kind of like 21 00:01:23,878 --> 00:01:26,078 a really bad friend to all our other friends, you know? 22 00:01:26,113 --> 00:01:28,247 I mean, she got 15 downvotes last week, 23 00:01:28,282 --> 00:01:29,915 so that tells you something. 24 00:01:29,951 --> 00:01:32,852 That's about all the time we have for Lewis and Tom, 25 00:01:32,887 --> 00:01:35,354 so, please, don't forget to cast your votes now. 26 00:01:35,689 --> 00:01:38,324 You have The Breakfast Show on? 27 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,292 Yeah, but I missed the first part... what did they do? 28 00:01:40,328 --> 00:01:42,495 - ... or sincere. - Mm. 29 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:44,463 That one guy has really weird eyes. 30 00:01:44,499 --> 00:01:48,634 Mm, I don't know, he just seems kind of shady. 31 00:01:51,005 --> 00:01:52,505 Yeah, I was gonna wear the blue one, 32 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:54,373 but then I totally forgot I let Jessala borrow it, 33 00:01:54,408 --> 00:01:56,509 and now she's out of town. 34 00:01:57,812 --> 00:02:00,012 I know, right? Bitch. 35 00:02:00,047 --> 00:02:03,382 She is so getting a downvote when she gets back. 36 00:02:34,715 --> 00:02:37,249 Hey! Hey! 37 00:02:54,602 --> 00:02:57,303 Final Vote has begun. 38 00:04:27,662 --> 00:04:30,262 Man, it does look a lot like Earth. 39 00:04:30,297 --> 00:04:31,830 In more ways than one. 40 00:04:31,866 --> 00:04:34,266 With all the different planets in the galaxy, 41 00:04:34,301 --> 00:04:37,102 you're bound to have a few cases of parallel species development. 42 00:04:37,138 --> 00:04:39,672 Sargas Four is an acute example of this phenomenon. 43 00:04:39,707 --> 00:04:43,642 Union cultural anthropologists believe it bears 44 00:04:43,678 --> 00:04:46,378 remarkable similarities to your 21st century Earth. 45 00:04:46,414 --> 00:04:48,280 So, like, I could go down there 46 00:04:48,315 --> 00:04:49,848 and get, like, a Manwich? 47 00:04:49,884 --> 00:04:51,884 Nobody's going down there except the landing team. 48 00:04:51,919 --> 00:04:54,286 How long have the researchers been unaccounted for? 49 00:04:54,321 --> 00:04:56,155 Over a month. 50 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:57,690 Their last report indicated they'd had 51 00:04:57,725 --> 00:05:00,159 some success integrating into the culture. 52 00:05:00,194 --> 00:05:02,327 They even sent back some really interesting images. 53 00:05:02,363 --> 00:05:04,329 And then, suddenly, nothing. 54 00:05:04,365 --> 00:05:05,731 Radio silence. 55 00:05:05,766 --> 00:05:07,499 Could just be equipment malfunction. 56 00:05:07,535 --> 00:05:10,335 - Communications failure. - Maybe. 57 00:05:10,371 --> 00:05:12,137 I'm gonna go check on the landing team. 58 00:05:12,173 --> 00:05:14,006 - Bortus, you have the conn. - Aye, sir. 59 00:05:20,848 --> 00:05:24,049 This is ridiculous, man. 60 00:05:24,085 --> 00:05:26,585 How the hell is anybody supposed to walk around in these things? 61 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:28,987 I don't know, John, I think you look good in skinny jeans. 62 00:05:29,023 --> 00:05:30,389 If I wanted to scratch my balls right now, 63 00:05:30,424 --> 00:05:31,857 I would have to reach in my back pocket. 64 00:05:31,892 --> 00:05:33,492 Yeah, well, at least your pants are whole. 65 00:05:33,527 --> 00:05:35,928 Commander, I look ridiculous. 66 00:05:35,963 --> 00:05:37,396 You want to go down there with that forehead? 67 00:05:37,431 --> 00:05:39,264 Well, no, but... 68 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,033 Okay, let's see what else is in the file. 69 00:05:41,068 --> 00:05:44,937 We don't have a lot of specific information on this society. 70 00:05:44,972 --> 00:05:47,906 Traditional Sargas Four headwear, various styles. 71 00:05:48,943 --> 00:05:50,876 Here. 72 00:05:50,911 --> 00:05:53,812 There you go. That's better. 73 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:59,017 John, what do you think? 74 00:05:59,053 --> 00:06:00,886 I dig it. I like the whole thing. 75 00:06:00,921 --> 00:06:02,755 If Andy got a look at you right now, 76 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:04,189 he'd be kickin' himself for dumpin' you. 77 00:06:04,225 --> 00:06:06,458 I dumped him, let's be clear about that. 78 00:06:09,263 --> 00:06:12,097 My God, you guys look like unemployed backup dancers. 79 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:13,532 You want to lead this landing party? 80 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:15,801 No, I'm too shy to wear a crop top. 81 00:06:15,836 --> 00:06:17,136 Don't forget this. 82 00:06:17,171 --> 00:06:19,238 Sargas Four is a capitalist culture. 83 00:06:19,273 --> 00:06:20,639 What is it? 84 00:06:20,674 --> 00:06:22,775 - It's money. - What do you do with it? 85 00:06:22,810 --> 00:06:24,743 You give it to people, and they give you stuff, 86 00:06:24,779 --> 00:06:27,246 - or they do stuff. - That's weird. 87 00:06:27,281 --> 00:06:28,881 There's gonna be a lot of weird surprises down there, 88 00:06:28,916 --> 00:06:30,415 so everyone's gonna have to stay alert. 89 00:06:30,451 --> 00:06:33,986 Claire... I'm sure Lewis is fine. 90 00:06:34,021 --> 00:06:36,655 It's probably just faulty communications. 91 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:38,791 I appreciate that, Captain. 92 00:06:38,826 --> 00:06:41,260 Lewis and I worked together a long time ago, 93 00:06:41,295 --> 00:06:44,830 but I always remember him being very resourceful. 94 00:06:44,865 --> 00:06:46,131 I know he's okay. 95 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:47,933 All right. 96 00:06:47,968 --> 00:06:49,902 Now, remember, you go in, 97 00:06:49,937 --> 00:06:51,904 you locate the anthropologists, you bring 'em back. 98 00:06:51,939 --> 00:06:54,173 You leave as tiny a footprint as you can on that society. 99 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:55,774 No interference. 100 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:58,310 If, God forbid, something's happened to our people, 101 00:06:58,345 --> 00:07:01,780 you get out of there fast, you report back here. Understood? 102 00:07:01,816 --> 00:07:03,715 - Okay. - All right, good luck. 103 00:07:05,019 --> 00:07:07,119 Oh, and, Alara, 104 00:07:07,154 --> 00:07:08,754 do something about that nose, will you? 105 00:07:08,789 --> 00:07:12,124 Aye, sir. 106 00:07:31,078 --> 00:07:32,544 Why are you sitting like that? 107 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:34,446 It's these friggin' jeans. 108 00:07:34,481 --> 00:07:37,216 If I leaned back right now, I'd give myself a vasectomy. 109 00:07:37,251 --> 00:07:38,951 Engage cloak. 110 00:07:38,986 --> 00:07:40,385 Engaging cloak. 111 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,953 Hey, Jerris. Good to see you back. 112 00:08:08,988 --> 00:08:10,654 Oh, thanks, man. 113 00:08:10,690 --> 00:08:12,690 I think that was probably the worst flu I ever had. 114 00:08:12,725 --> 00:08:15,359 Well, hey, looks like you lost a few pounds. 115 00:08:15,394 --> 00:08:17,795 You know, I'll take it. 116 00:08:17,830 --> 00:08:19,596 Oh, look at that. 117 00:08:19,632 --> 00:08:21,332 How nice is your grandma, huh? 118 00:08:21,367 --> 00:08:22,366 How much does she love you? 119 00:08:22,401 --> 00:08:24,168 Thank you, Grandma. 120 00:08:24,203 --> 00:08:26,870 Oh, you are so welcome, dear one. 121 00:08:26,906 --> 00:08:28,806 What do you give to Grandma? 122 00:08:28,841 --> 00:08:31,175 - Thank you, honey. - Aw, good girl. 123 00:08:31,210 --> 00:08:32,409 That's it. 124 00:08:34,180 --> 00:08:36,714 - Oh! - Watch it, dude! 125 00:08:36,749 --> 00:08:39,083 I'm really sorry. I wasn't looking. 126 00:08:48,494 --> 00:08:50,327 Look at this place. 127 00:08:50,363 --> 00:08:53,831 My God, it's incredible how similar it is to old Earth. 128 00:08:53,866 --> 00:08:55,666 Yeah, maybe there's a "Bustin Jieber" 129 00:08:55,701 --> 00:08:57,134 walkin' around somewhere. 130 00:08:57,169 --> 00:08:58,569 Grayson to Orville. 131 00:08:58,604 --> 00:08:59,670 Orville here. 132 00:08:59,705 --> 00:09:01,672 - You reading me? - Loud and clear. 133 00:09:01,707 --> 00:09:04,041 Good. We'll stay on this frequency and contact you 134 00:09:04,076 --> 00:09:06,043 when we have an update. Grayson out. 135 00:09:06,078 --> 00:09:07,411 All right, here you go. 136 00:09:07,446 --> 00:09:09,346 Have a good day. 137 00:09:10,549 --> 00:09:12,483 - Hi. Yeah, hi. - Can I help you? 138 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:14,818 We were wondering, if by any chance, you've seen 139 00:09:14,854 --> 00:09:16,820 either of these two men. 140 00:09:16,856 --> 00:09:17,855 What's this, a joke? 141 00:09:17,890 --> 00:09:19,690 No, it's not. 142 00:09:19,725 --> 00:09:20,691 Do you know them? 143 00:09:20,726 --> 00:09:22,726 Yeah, I know who they are. 144 00:09:22,762 --> 00:09:24,395 Do you know where we can find them? 145 00:09:24,430 --> 00:09:27,231 Well, they used to hang out at the cafe up the street. 146 00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:29,333 Hey, where are your badges? 147 00:09:29,368 --> 00:09:32,503 We're not police officers, if that's what you're asking. 148 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:34,038 Well, you sure as hell are gonna get arrested 149 00:09:34,073 --> 00:09:35,339 without your badges. 150 00:09:35,374 --> 00:09:37,741 Mine broke, so I figured I'd wait 151 00:09:37,777 --> 00:09:39,009 for the new version to come out. 152 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:40,677 Actually, we lost them. 153 00:09:40,713 --> 00:09:42,579 I can sell you a set of four, 154 00:09:42,615 --> 00:09:44,915 all pre-loaded with 200,000 upvotes. 155 00:09:44,950 --> 00:09:47,684 That's... that's great, thanks. 156 00:09:47,720 --> 00:09:49,553 They're all odd numbers, with a couple of downvotes included, 157 00:09:49,588 --> 00:09:51,588 so it doesn't seem fake. 158 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:55,859 40 lods. 159 00:09:55,895 --> 00:09:58,362 - I'm sorry? - Come on! 160 00:09:58,397 --> 00:10:02,199 - The money. - Oh. Oh, right. Sorry. 161 00:10:02,234 --> 00:10:05,069 Um... 162 00:10:05,104 --> 00:10:07,204 - Now, about the two men. - Go on, 163 00:10:07,239 --> 00:10:09,239 get the hell outta here... you want to get me busted? 164 00:10:09,275 --> 00:10:11,842 Come on, let's go check out the cafe. 165 00:10:13,646 --> 00:10:15,412 What are these things? 166 00:10:15,448 --> 00:10:16,947 I don't know, but everybody's wearing 'em. 167 00:10:16,982 --> 00:10:17,948 Look around you. 168 00:10:17,983 --> 00:10:19,383 Hey, Alara, 169 00:10:19,418 --> 00:10:21,118 maybe you can find a guy here, huh? 170 00:10:21,153 --> 00:10:23,821 Brand-new planet, nobody knows your dating history. 171 00:10:23,856 --> 00:10:25,422 What the hell does that mean? 172 00:10:25,458 --> 00:10:26,957 Nothin'. It's just that you've gone through 173 00:10:26,992 --> 00:10:28,659 two guys in two months. 174 00:10:28,694 --> 00:10:30,928 Well, I told you, it's just really hard to find a guy 175 00:10:30,963 --> 00:10:33,230 who doesn't get insecure about my abilities. 176 00:10:33,265 --> 00:10:35,599 Is that the only reason you dumped Andy? 177 00:10:35,634 --> 00:10:39,069 Mostly, but also... 178 00:10:39,105 --> 00:10:40,170 he danced weird. 179 00:10:40,206 --> 00:10:41,939 - What? - Weird how? 180 00:10:41,974 --> 00:10:43,107 Too grindy. 181 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:44,441 A little grindy can be good. 182 00:10:44,477 --> 00:10:46,176 Yeah, but this was really grindy. 183 00:10:46,212 --> 00:10:48,745 Wait, what's... what's too grindy? 184 00:10:48,781 --> 00:10:50,814 Right, like, is... is this too grindy? 185 00:10:50,850 --> 00:10:51,949 What the hell are you doing? 186 00:10:51,984 --> 00:10:53,250 Is this too grindy 187 00:10:53,285 --> 00:10:54,751 or not grindy enough? 188 00:10:54,787 --> 00:10:56,753 - Lieutenant, stop it. - This is it, right? 189 00:10:56,789 --> 00:10:58,255 Huh? This is that Goldilocks grind. 190 00:10:58,290 --> 00:11:00,958 Where the grind is just right. 191 00:11:00,993 --> 00:11:02,659 Lieutenant, knock it off right now. That's an order. 192 00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:05,028 All right, all right. I was just trying to help out. 193 00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:07,331 What part of inconspicuous don't you understand? 194 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,667 There's the cafe, come on. 195 00:11:10,703 --> 00:11:14,004 And there's great concern about the level of contamination 196 00:11:14,039 --> 00:11:15,672 due to industrial waste in the South Madaka reservoir. 197 00:11:15,708 --> 00:11:18,208 But you can't deny facts. 74% of the population 198 00:11:18,244 --> 00:11:20,544 has voted that assessment false. 199 00:11:20,579 --> 00:11:22,012 I mean, facts are facts. 200 00:11:22,047 --> 00:11:24,281 Have a nice day. 201 00:11:24,316 --> 00:11:26,483 Hi, I'd just like a cup of tea, please. 202 00:11:29,488 --> 00:11:30,888 Read the sign. 203 00:11:31,689 --> 00:11:34,855 _ 204 00:11:36,095 --> 00:11:37,794 Please, all I want is a cup of tea. 205 00:11:37,830 --> 00:11:39,496 I've been to a dozen cafes all over town... 206 00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,965 No exceptions. 207 00:11:42,001 --> 00:11:44,067 Most of these are from my 20s. 208 00:11:44,103 --> 00:11:46,170 I'm a completely different person, and... 209 00:11:46,205 --> 00:11:47,704 Look, if you don't get out of here right now, 210 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:49,072 I'm going to call the police. 211 00:11:53,846 --> 00:11:55,979 - Hi. Can I help you? - I hope so. 212 00:11:56,015 --> 00:11:58,515 We're looking for two men who've been seen here. 213 00:11:58,551 --> 00:12:00,684 Hi. I'm Lysella. 214 00:12:00,719 --> 00:12:02,252 Hey, I'm John. 215 00:12:02,288 --> 00:12:03,620 How's it going? 216 00:12:07,793 --> 00:12:11,094 Oh, God, that was too forward, wasn't it? 217 00:12:11,130 --> 00:12:12,596 Was that too forward? 218 00:12:12,631 --> 00:12:13,864 Nah. No. 219 00:12:13,899 --> 00:12:15,265 I was just saying 220 00:12:15,301 --> 00:12:16,867 I wish somebody would poke me today. 221 00:12:18,537 --> 00:12:20,437 What happened to your nose? 222 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,607 It's a deviated septum. 223 00:12:23,642 --> 00:12:26,243 She's a coke addict. 224 00:12:26,278 --> 00:12:28,278 Ma'am, have you seen either of these two men? 225 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:29,880 You're kidding me, right? 226 00:12:29,915 --> 00:12:31,281 Everybody knows these guys. 227 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:32,749 Why does everyone know them? 228 00:12:32,785 --> 00:12:35,719 They got corrected, like a month ago. 229 00:12:35,754 --> 00:12:37,721 What do you mean by corrected? 230 00:12:37,756 --> 00:12:39,289 Breaking news... 231 00:12:39,325 --> 00:12:41,558 - Oh, my God. - John, your badge. 232 00:12:44,997 --> 00:12:47,097 Oh, my God, what did you do? 233 00:12:47,132 --> 00:12:48,932 - Commander, look. - Again, 234 00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,634 what you are seeing here is a man 235 00:12:50,669 --> 00:12:51,969 performing what appears to be 236 00:12:52,004 --> 00:12:54,605 a lewd act on a statue of Mella Giffenden. 237 00:12:54,640 --> 00:12:57,908 This was recorded just a few minutes ago and uploaded. 238 00:12:57,943 --> 00:12:59,543 The Feed is understandably 239 00:12:59,578 --> 00:13:01,078 not happy about it, 240 00:13:01,113 --> 00:13:02,379 and voting has already begun. 241 00:13:02,414 --> 00:13:04,448 The badge code has been identified, 242 00:13:04,483 --> 00:13:06,984 so get out those mobile devices and cast your vote now. 243 00:13:07,019 --> 00:13:09,419 Oh, my God, you're already above 500,000. 244 00:13:09,455 --> 00:13:10,754 You need to get out of here, now. 245 00:13:10,789 --> 00:13:12,990 - Wait, what does that mean? - Get out of here. Now! Go! 246 00:13:13,025 --> 00:13:13,957 Come on, let's go. 247 00:13:17,363 --> 00:13:18,595 Hey! 248 00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:20,130 Hey, that's the guy! 249 00:13:28,107 --> 00:13:30,140 - What's going on here? - I... 250 00:13:31,043 --> 00:13:32,609 Grayson to Orville. 251 00:13:32,645 --> 00:13:34,411 - Mercer here, go ahead. - Captain, there's something 252 00:13:34,446 --> 00:13:35,946 going on down here. Some kind of social hysteria 253 00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:38,248 surrounding Lieutenant Lamarr. 254 00:13:38,284 --> 00:13:39,850 Show some respect for your country, jerk. 255 00:13:39,885 --> 00:13:41,385 Hey, chill out. 256 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:43,787 Kelly, what's happening? 257 00:13:43,822 --> 00:13:45,188 John dry-humped a statue. 258 00:13:45,224 --> 00:13:46,189 What? 259 00:13:46,225 --> 00:13:48,125 Get out of the way! 260 00:13:52,698 --> 00:13:54,264 We got to get out of here now. 261 00:13:54,300 --> 00:13:55,632 I'll contact you from the shuttle. 262 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:56,767 Grayson out. 263 00:13:56,802 --> 00:13:57,834 Get out of the way. 264 00:13:57,870 --> 00:13:59,469 We got to move, guys. Come on. 265 00:13:59,505 --> 00:14:00,537 - Come on, let's move. - Get out of the way. 266 00:14:00,572 --> 00:14:01,672 Move. 267 00:14:01,707 --> 00:14:02,939 Come on, we gotta move. 268 00:14:02,975 --> 00:14:04,241 Hold it right there! 269 00:14:06,645 --> 00:14:08,145 You're under arrest. 270 00:14:23,127 --> 00:14:26,128 Exactly what did your navigator do down there? 271 00:14:26,164 --> 00:14:30,232 I'm told he dry-humped a statue. 272 00:14:30,268 --> 00:14:31,934 Oh, my God. 273 00:14:31,969 --> 00:14:33,903 What kind of ship are you running out there, Captain? 274 00:14:33,938 --> 00:14:36,439 Look, Admiral, he's an impulsive guy, yes, 275 00:14:36,474 --> 00:14:38,140 but he's fantastic at his job. 276 00:14:38,176 --> 00:14:40,743 Part of his job is to maintain a low profile 277 00:14:40,778 --> 00:14:43,379 when observing lesser-developed alien cultures. 278 00:14:43,414 --> 00:14:45,948 I... I know that, and I promise it will not happen again. 279 00:14:45,983 --> 00:14:48,951 I will personally order him.. 280 00:14:48,986 --> 00:14:51,587 not to hump things, but in the meantime, 281 00:14:51,622 --> 00:14:53,422 request clearance to extract him. 282 00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:55,091 Absolutely not. 283 00:14:55,126 --> 00:14:57,159 Look, sir, just hear me out on this, okay? 284 00:14:57,195 --> 00:15:00,429 Let's say we reveal ourselves. 285 00:15:00,465 --> 00:15:02,832 We go in there, we tell them what happened. 286 00:15:02,867 --> 00:15:05,501 This is a culture at the 21st century level of development. 287 00:15:05,536 --> 00:15:07,136 Knowledge of extraterrestrial life 288 00:15:07,171 --> 00:15:10,439 could unify them in a profound way. 289 00:15:10,475 --> 00:15:12,641 Or it could plunge them into a panic, 290 00:15:12,677 --> 00:15:14,310 or some worse degree of upheaval. 291 00:15:14,345 --> 00:15:16,579 I'm sorry, Captain. 292 00:15:16,614 --> 00:15:18,180 Your man screwed up. 293 00:15:18,216 --> 00:15:20,850 He's going to have to play by their rules. 294 00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:23,052 Tucker out. 295 00:15:30,061 --> 00:15:33,996 Sorry to keep you waiting, John. 296 00:15:34,031 --> 00:15:35,297 Is it "John"? 297 00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:36,966 Yeah. That's... that's right. 298 00:15:37,001 --> 00:15:38,134 That's an unusual name. 299 00:15:38,169 --> 00:15:39,268 Is it Kelvic? 300 00:15:39,303 --> 00:15:41,170 Yeah. Sure. 301 00:15:41,205 --> 00:15:42,938 Well... 302 00:15:42,974 --> 00:15:44,974 John... 303 00:15:45,009 --> 00:15:48,344 you've gotten yourself in a bit of a situation, haven't you? 304 00:15:48,379 --> 00:15:49,512 I don't know. You tell me. 305 00:15:49,547 --> 00:15:51,213 Last time I checked, 306 00:15:51,249 --> 00:15:53,149 you only arrest someone if they've committed a crime. 307 00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:57,453 Uh-huh. And what would you call a million downvotes? 308 00:15:57,488 --> 00:15:59,955 Look man, I just danced with a statue, that's all. 309 00:15:59,991 --> 00:16:01,357 Why don't you start by telling me 310 00:16:01,392 --> 00:16:02,992 your version of what happened, 311 00:16:03,027 --> 00:16:05,394 - from the beginning. - If I told it from the beginning, 312 00:16:05,430 --> 00:16:07,062 you'd crap your pants and pass out. 313 00:16:08,499 --> 00:16:10,166 Trust me, I've heard it all. 314 00:16:10,201 --> 00:16:12,334 There's nothing you can say that will shock me. 315 00:16:12,370 --> 00:16:14,003 Want to bet? 316 00:16:14,038 --> 00:16:17,006 Look, I'm just here to help you. 317 00:16:17,041 --> 00:16:19,175 Are you supposed to be my lawyer or something? 318 00:16:19,210 --> 00:16:21,577 - Your what? - My lawyer. 319 00:16:21,612 --> 00:16:23,879 I'm not familiar with that term. 320 00:16:23,915 --> 00:16:25,881 You know, with everything I've seen today, 321 00:16:25,917 --> 00:16:27,817 I'm not the least bit surprised. 322 00:16:27,852 --> 00:16:29,552 I'm your publicity officer. 323 00:16:29,587 --> 00:16:32,087 I'm here to help guide you through your apology tour. 324 00:16:32,123 --> 00:16:34,490 Okay, wait. Now I'm really lost. 325 00:16:34,525 --> 00:16:36,158 What the hell is that? 326 00:16:36,194 --> 00:16:39,929 You... you don't know what an apology tour is? 327 00:16:39,964 --> 00:16:42,231 John, they happen every day. 328 00:16:42,266 --> 00:16:43,599 How can you not be aware of... 329 00:16:43,634 --> 00:16:45,734 Let's say I'm not aware, okay? 330 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:47,336 Let's say, right, 331 00:16:47,371 --> 00:16:49,572 I'm the dumbest son of a bitch you've ever met. 332 00:16:49,607 --> 00:16:51,440 Now with that in mind, 333 00:16:51,476 --> 00:16:54,677 why don't you explain my situation to me? 334 00:16:54,712 --> 00:16:56,712 Okay. 335 00:16:56,747 --> 00:16:59,415 You performed a disrespectful act 336 00:16:59,450 --> 00:17:03,219 on a statue commemorating frontier hero Mella Giffenden. 337 00:17:03,254 --> 00:17:07,056 It was caught on video and uploaded to the Master Feed. 338 00:17:07,091 --> 00:17:09,592 You received over one million downvotes from the public, 339 00:17:09,627 --> 00:17:13,095 which makes what you did a crime against the State. 340 00:17:13,130 --> 00:17:14,797 You will now begin an apology tour, 341 00:17:14,832 --> 00:17:17,032 during which the people will vote on whether or not 342 00:17:17,068 --> 00:17:18,868 they believe your sincerity. 343 00:17:18,903 --> 00:17:21,136 If your downvotes remain under ten million, 344 00:17:21,172 --> 00:17:24,139 you'll be free to go. 345 00:17:25,910 --> 00:17:27,142 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 346 00:17:27,178 --> 00:17:28,944 Wait. I'm sorry... 347 00:17:32,650 --> 00:17:34,483 All that crap you just said, 348 00:17:34,519 --> 00:17:35,985 that... that's real? 349 00:17:36,020 --> 00:17:37,620 Aw, you got to be kidding me. 350 00:17:37,655 --> 00:17:39,622 That's how the justice system works. 351 00:17:39,657 --> 00:17:42,091 Which I think you know. 352 00:17:42,126 --> 00:17:43,759 Okay, wait, so... 353 00:17:43,794 --> 00:17:46,462 uh, what happens if they don't believe me? 354 00:17:46,497 --> 00:17:47,830 You will undergo social correction 355 00:17:47,865 --> 00:17:49,798 to prevent future transgressions. 356 00:17:49,834 --> 00:17:52,334 What's that, social correction? 357 00:17:52,370 --> 00:17:54,103 You will receive 358 00:17:54,138 --> 00:17:56,505 a series of neurological treatments 359 00:17:56,541 --> 00:18:00,376 to pacify any and all potentially negative impulses. 360 00:18:01,479 --> 00:18:04,313 Okay, now I ain't laughing. 361 00:18:10,021 --> 00:18:11,420 Mercer to Grayson. 362 00:18:11,455 --> 00:18:12,655 What's the latest? 363 00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:15,257 No change, Captain. 364 00:18:15,293 --> 00:18:16,492 We're waiting for them to bring him out. 365 00:18:16,527 --> 00:18:17,760 I still want to know how the hell 366 00:18:17,795 --> 00:18:19,495 a member of my crew let this happen. 367 00:18:19,530 --> 00:18:20,696 It was my fault. 368 00:18:20,731 --> 00:18:22,264 I take full responsibility. 369 00:18:22,300 --> 00:18:24,199 Do you have any idea how bad this is? 370 00:18:24,235 --> 00:18:25,935 Ed, I'll fix it. I promise. 371 00:18:25,970 --> 00:18:27,469 No surprise, 372 00:18:27,505 --> 00:18:29,538 the admiral denied us clearance to extract him. 373 00:18:29,574 --> 00:18:31,206 So, what are we up against? 374 00:18:31,242 --> 00:18:33,208 This whole society seems to operate 375 00:18:33,244 --> 00:18:35,377 on some kind of points system. 376 00:18:35,413 --> 00:18:37,279 I mean, these badges everyone wears, 377 00:18:37,315 --> 00:18:38,814 the Feed on every wall, 378 00:18:38,849 --> 00:18:40,549 - John's arrest... - Okay. Your guy's here. 379 00:18:40,585 --> 00:18:41,984 You got five minutes. 380 00:18:42,019 --> 00:18:43,485 Okay, they just brought him out. I got to go. 381 00:18:43,521 --> 00:18:46,422 I'll contact you when I can. Grayson out. 382 00:18:49,093 --> 00:18:51,293 Lieutenant, are you okay? 383 00:18:51,329 --> 00:18:54,163 Yeah, I'm all right. But, Commander, t... this is crazy. 384 00:18:54,198 --> 00:18:56,031 They want me to do some kind of apology tour 385 00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:58,300 that's supposed to decide if I'm guilty or not. 386 00:18:58,336 --> 00:18:59,501 Well, that fits right in with everything else 387 00:18:59,537 --> 00:19:01,470 about this place. 388 00:19:01,505 --> 00:19:03,038 I don't suppose the Orville could send down an armed party 389 00:19:03,074 --> 00:19:04,707 and we just blast our way out of here. 390 00:19:04,742 --> 00:19:07,009 The captain couldn't get clearance from the Union. 391 00:19:07,044 --> 00:19:11,080 We're gonna have to work within the laws of this society. 392 00:19:11,115 --> 00:19:12,514 Is the captain mad? 393 00:19:12,550 --> 00:19:14,717 Well, he's more mad at me. 394 00:19:14,752 --> 00:19:15,918 Good. 395 00:19:17,355 --> 00:19:18,854 Listen, uh, they said I could take 396 00:19:18,889 --> 00:19:20,255 one person with me on the tour. 397 00:19:20,291 --> 00:19:21,890 I'd like it to be you. 398 00:19:21,926 --> 00:19:24,493 Of course. I'll do everything I can to help. 399 00:19:24,528 --> 00:19:26,495 We're gonna get you out of this, don't worry. 400 00:19:26,530 --> 00:19:27,997 John. 401 00:19:28,032 --> 00:19:29,765 Did they tell you what happens if you lose? 402 00:19:29,800 --> 00:19:31,367 It doesn't sound good. 403 00:19:31,402 --> 00:19:33,569 They put you through some kind of brain fry 404 00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:35,537 that's supposed to get rid of all the bad stuff. 405 00:19:35,573 --> 00:19:38,741 This is a 21st century level society. 406 00:19:38,776 --> 00:19:40,242 They don't have the medical sophistication 407 00:19:40,277 --> 00:19:41,777 to do that safely. 408 00:19:41,812 --> 00:19:44,613 Commander, he could end up a mental vegetable. 409 00:19:47,818 --> 00:19:50,586 - Hey, I'm a spaceman! You got to let me out of here! - Shh! 410 00:19:50,621 --> 00:19:53,389 - I'm a spaceman! Hey! - Don't make this worse for yourself. 411 00:19:53,424 --> 00:19:56,058 Come on. 412 00:19:56,093 --> 00:19:59,228 Okay, let's say... 413 00:19:59,263 --> 00:20:01,096 let's say he loses. 414 00:20:01,132 --> 00:20:03,599 Would you be able to reverse any damage to his brain? 415 00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:05,367 I don't know. 416 00:20:05,403 --> 00:20:08,203 I'd have to examine someone who's had the procedure. 417 00:20:08,239 --> 00:20:09,371 The question is, who? 418 00:20:09,407 --> 00:20:11,306 The missing anthropologists. 419 00:20:11,342 --> 00:20:14,109 Remember the girl from the cafe said that they'd been corrected. 420 00:20:14,145 --> 00:20:16,145 - They must've done something. - That makes sense. 421 00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:19,214 Everyone we talked to seemed to recognize them. 422 00:20:19,250 --> 00:20:20,749 What in the hell could they have done? 423 00:20:20,785 --> 00:20:23,385 Lewis isn't exactly the type to hump a statue. 424 00:20:23,421 --> 00:20:25,287 We've got to locate those men. 425 00:20:26,657 --> 00:20:28,657 I'm sorry, John, I got to pull you away. 426 00:20:28,693 --> 00:20:30,926 The Chat needs you on set in 20 minutes. 427 00:20:30,961 --> 00:20:31,927 The Chat? 428 00:20:31,962 --> 00:20:34,296 Yep. Put your game face on. 429 00:20:34,331 --> 00:20:36,532 Here we go. 430 00:20:49,155 --> 00:20:51,388 Now remember, humility is the key. 431 00:20:51,424 --> 00:20:53,123 You're extremely ashamed of your lack of judgment, 432 00:20:53,159 --> 00:20:55,225 and you're prepared to accept society's verdict 433 00:20:55,261 --> 00:20:56,960 with wholehearted respect. 434 00:20:56,996 --> 00:20:58,762 And don't forget to mention the donation. 435 00:20:58,798 --> 00:20:59,930 I got it, all right? 436 00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:01,298 Believe me, I'm gonna just 437 00:21:01,333 --> 00:21:02,833 go out there and kiss ass. 438 00:21:02,868 --> 00:21:04,168 Yeah, but not too much. 439 00:21:04,203 --> 00:21:05,502 If they think you're pandering, 440 00:21:05,538 --> 00:21:06,837 they'll smell it. 441 00:21:06,872 --> 00:21:08,739 Just be yourself, but be humble. 442 00:21:17,049 --> 00:21:20,084 Okay, welcome back to The Chat. 443 00:21:20,119 --> 00:21:21,919 It is voting time, and today we've got one 444 00:21:21,954 --> 00:21:23,687 I'm sure you're all aware of. 445 00:21:23,722 --> 00:21:27,024 Have you guys seen this video of the guy with the statue? 446 00:21:27,059 --> 00:21:28,792 It's pretty disgraceful. 447 00:21:28,828 --> 00:21:30,994 This man was caught on video 448 00:21:31,030 --> 00:21:32,463 simulating a sexual act 449 00:21:32,498 --> 00:21:34,832 with a statue of Mella Giffenden, 450 00:21:34,867 --> 00:21:37,201 and it has justifiably angered a lot of people. 451 00:21:37,236 --> 00:21:38,435 We have the video here. 452 00:21:38,471 --> 00:21:39,803 Let's take a look. 453 00:21:39,839 --> 00:21:42,473 Is it too grindy or not grindy enough? 454 00:21:42,508 --> 00:21:44,308 Ugh. 455 00:21:46,378 --> 00:21:48,679 And that's not even how I do sex. I was... I was just dancing. 456 00:21:48,714 --> 00:21:50,013 Um... humility. 457 00:21:50,049 --> 00:21:51,348 Oh, wow, 458 00:21:51,383 --> 00:21:53,283 that is just horrible. 459 00:21:53,319 --> 00:21:55,152 Totally agree. Look at the Master Feed. 460 00:21:55,187 --> 00:21:57,020 Everybody's talking about it. 461 00:21:57,056 --> 00:21:59,690 "He has no respect for his nation," says one person. 462 00:21:59,725 --> 00:22:02,326 "We don't need people like that in our society," says another. 463 00:22:02,361 --> 00:22:03,861 "Correct him now." 464 00:22:03,896 --> 00:22:05,529 Obviously, people are 465 00:22:05,564 --> 00:22:08,565 very passionate about this, so let's bring him out. 466 00:22:08,601 --> 00:22:10,701 Ladies and gentlemen, John Lamarr. 467 00:22:10,736 --> 00:22:12,536 Okay, go. 468 00:22:23,349 --> 00:22:24,982 - I just had to do that. - Good girl. 469 00:22:25,017 --> 00:22:27,718 Okay, so let's get straight to it, 470 00:22:27,753 --> 00:22:29,386 because everybody wants to know 471 00:22:29,421 --> 00:22:31,388 why would you do something so blatantly 472 00:22:31,423 --> 00:22:34,658 demeaning to the image of someone who is 473 00:22:34,693 --> 00:22:36,860 so universally respected by our country? 474 00:22:36,896 --> 00:22:39,763 Well, I deeply regret my actions, 475 00:22:39,798 --> 00:22:42,766 and I'm very, very sorry and it will not happen again. 476 00:22:42,801 --> 00:22:44,234 Peace. 477 00:22:44,270 --> 00:22:45,669 I don't know. 478 00:22:45,704 --> 00:22:47,004 Does he sound sorry? 479 00:22:47,039 --> 00:22:48,405 - I don't think so. - No, I... I am. 480 00:22:48,440 --> 00:22:49,940 I... I really am. 481 00:22:49,975 --> 00:22:51,608 I had a momentary lapse in judgment, 482 00:22:51,644 --> 00:22:53,777 and I'm aware that I caused offense 483 00:22:53,812 --> 00:22:56,213 to a great many people and I sincerely apologize. 484 00:22:57,449 --> 00:22:58,949 I'm not even that kind of guy. 485 00:22:58,984 --> 00:23:00,951 Grayson to Orville. Are you watching? 486 00:23:00,986 --> 00:23:02,286 We're seeing it. 487 00:23:02,321 --> 00:23:03,520 I like soda. 488 00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:05,122 I'm a good driver. 489 00:23:05,157 --> 00:23:07,791 Who would need such a large cup? 490 00:23:07,826 --> 00:23:09,927 Kelly, what the hell kind of circus is this? 491 00:23:09,962 --> 00:23:12,362 You're telling me this is their legal process? 492 00:23:12,398 --> 00:23:15,265 We haven't seen evidence of any codified legal framework. 493 00:23:15,301 --> 00:23:17,134 I mean, it all seems subject to public vote 494 00:23:17,169 --> 00:23:18,202 at any given time. 495 00:23:18,237 --> 00:23:20,370 Captain, what she is describing 496 00:23:20,406 --> 00:23:23,574 is an absolute, unstructured democracy. 497 00:23:23,609 --> 00:23:26,743 There is no record of any previously discovered society 498 00:23:26,779 --> 00:23:28,278 operating in such a fashion. 499 00:23:28,314 --> 00:23:29,813 Government by American Idol. 500 00:23:29,848 --> 00:23:31,982 What is American Idol? 501 00:23:32,017 --> 00:23:34,618 That was a form of entertainment from old Earth. 502 00:23:34,653 --> 00:23:36,987 People competed to see who had the best singing voice. 503 00:23:37,022 --> 00:23:38,222 Why? 504 00:23:38,257 --> 00:23:40,090 I don't know. 505 00:23:40,125 --> 00:23:41,558 It was a dark time. 506 00:23:41,594 --> 00:23:44,094 I sing. 507 00:23:46,465 --> 00:23:48,599 Okay, I just want to jump in here. 508 00:23:48,634 --> 00:23:51,235 You know, we talk to a lot of different people on this show 509 00:23:51,270 --> 00:23:53,437 and I got to say, your apology sounds very rehearsed. 510 00:23:53,472 --> 00:23:55,172 Yeah, it does. 511 00:23:57,209 --> 00:23:59,509 Do something. 512 00:23:59,545 --> 00:24:01,745 I can't. It's up to him. 513 00:24:01,780 --> 00:24:03,113 N... no, no, I... I swear to God. 514 00:24:03,148 --> 00:24:04,781 I... I'm so, so completely sorry. 515 00:24:04,817 --> 00:24:06,116 N... no BS. 516 00:24:06,151 --> 00:24:08,085 I... I even donated 517 00:24:08,120 --> 00:24:10,587 to the Mella Giffendon Foundation for Jacked-Up Kids. 518 00:24:10,623 --> 00:24:13,190 The Foundation for Disadvantaged Children. 519 00:24:13,225 --> 00:24:14,791 Right. That's... that's the one. 520 00:24:14,827 --> 00:24:16,293 Uh, I gave a whole bunch of money. 521 00:24:16,328 --> 00:24:17,294 Really? 522 00:24:17,329 --> 00:24:18,462 How many lods? 523 00:24:18,497 --> 00:24:21,131 - Oh, so many lods. - How many? 524 00:24:21,166 --> 00:24:23,433 I just walked in there and I made it rain lods. 525 00:24:23,469 --> 00:24:24,968 I was like, boom. 526 00:24:25,004 --> 00:24:27,304 - Lods for ev... - I have a question. 527 00:24:27,339 --> 00:24:29,539 Can you tell us what Mella Giffendon did 528 00:24:29,575 --> 00:24:31,975 that made her such a hero? 529 00:24:32,011 --> 00:24:34,211 - Oh, no. - What? 530 00:24:34,246 --> 00:24:35,946 We didn't cover this. 531 00:24:35,981 --> 00:24:38,148 She was... she did a lot of things, 532 00:24:38,183 --> 00:24:39,716 a lot of good things. 533 00:24:39,752 --> 00:24:41,852 Th... that's why there's a statue. 534 00:24:41,887 --> 00:24:44,554 Y... y... y... you don't get a statue just sitting around. 535 00:24:44,590 --> 00:24:47,324 She got up, she got out, 536 00:24:47,359 --> 00:24:48,892 and she did what's what 537 00:24:48,927 --> 00:24:50,961 and that's why there's a statue. 538 00:24:50,996 --> 00:24:52,496 Name one thing she did. 539 00:24:52,531 --> 00:24:55,732 She saved the whale forests. 540 00:24:55,768 --> 00:24:58,035 He can't even name one thing. 541 00:24:58,070 --> 00:24:59,569 Oh, my God. How about leading 542 00:24:59,605 --> 00:25:01,471 an entire settlement of pioneers, for one. 543 00:25:01,507 --> 00:25:02,739 Okay, I think we've heard enough. 544 00:25:02,775 --> 00:25:04,741 - Yeah. - Let's vote. Shall we vote? 545 00:25:04,777 --> 00:25:06,476 Yeah. Let's vote. 546 00:25:06,512 --> 00:25:08,412 All right, let's get his badge info 547 00:25:08,447 --> 00:25:09,846 up there on the screen. 548 00:25:09,882 --> 00:25:11,415 Okay. There it is. 549 00:25:11,450 --> 00:25:14,818 Studio audience and you folks at home, cast your votes. 550 00:25:14,853 --> 00:25:16,920 Dude, I got to say, this is creepy. 551 00:25:16,955 --> 00:25:18,722 I mean it. This is creepy as hell. 552 00:25:29,281 --> 00:25:31,114 All right. 553 00:25:31,150 --> 00:25:33,116 Let's see where we're at. 554 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,993 It's okay. 555 00:25:43,028 --> 00:25:45,095 He's got more shows to do. 556 00:25:49,468 --> 00:25:52,502 You think she'll help us? 557 00:25:52,538 --> 00:25:54,738 They had to have a base of operations somewhere. 558 00:25:54,773 --> 00:25:56,773 She's the only one who might be able to give us a lead. 559 00:26:02,481 --> 00:26:03,747 There you go. 560 00:26:03,782 --> 00:26:05,682 Oh, hey, guys. 561 00:26:05,718 --> 00:26:08,085 I am so, so sorry about what happened. 562 00:26:08,120 --> 00:26:09,853 Well, thank you. 563 00:26:09,888 --> 00:26:11,455 We're optimistic that he'll be okay. 564 00:26:11,490 --> 00:26:12,656 Who? 565 00:26:12,691 --> 00:26:15,125 John. Our friend who got arrested. 566 00:26:15,160 --> 00:26:17,127 You're kidding me, right? 567 00:26:17,162 --> 00:26:18,662 Oh, my... 568 00:26:18,697 --> 00:26:20,364 No, screw that guy. 569 00:26:20,399 --> 00:26:21,698 Why would you ever want to talk to him again? 570 00:26:21,734 --> 00:26:23,000 I mean, he got a million downvotes. 571 00:26:23,035 --> 00:26:24,601 Right, yes, and that's bad. 572 00:26:24,637 --> 00:26:26,203 I... I mean, it's like 573 00:26:26,238 --> 00:26:28,872 - you never really know somebody, you know? - Mm. 574 00:26:28,907 --> 00:26:31,475 I actually thought he was cute when he first came in here. 575 00:26:31,510 --> 00:26:33,510 Ugh, God, that makes my skin crawl. 576 00:26:33,545 --> 00:26:35,779 Mine, too. Really, really gross guy. 577 00:26:35,814 --> 00:26:38,615 Listen, Lysella, about our friends who got corrected... 578 00:26:38,651 --> 00:26:40,484 Oh, my God, that's right. 579 00:26:40,519 --> 00:26:43,620 Holy crap, you guys have had a really bad month, huh? 580 00:26:43,656 --> 00:26:46,390 We were wondering if you might know where they were based, 581 00:26:46,425 --> 00:26:48,959 like if they had a residence nearby? 582 00:26:48,994 --> 00:26:51,328 Hey. Why are you wearing that? 583 00:26:51,363 --> 00:26:53,030 - Me? - Yeah, you. 584 00:26:53,065 --> 00:26:54,464 Take that neffolo off. 585 00:26:54,500 --> 00:26:56,166 I'm sorry, the what? 586 00:26:56,201 --> 00:26:57,367 You're not Kelvic. 587 00:26:57,403 --> 00:26:58,468 That's traditional Kelvic headwear. 588 00:26:58,504 --> 00:27:01,138 It's not a hat. 589 00:27:01,173 --> 00:27:03,240 Oh, no. 590 00:27:03,275 --> 00:27:05,475 Uh, I... 591 00:27:05,511 --> 00:27:07,711 - I can't. - What? 592 00:27:07,746 --> 00:27:10,547 I have the deepest respect for your place of origin, 593 00:27:10,582 --> 00:27:12,249 but I can't take this off. 594 00:27:12,284 --> 00:27:15,819 You're literally pissing on my heritage by wearing that. 595 00:27:15,854 --> 00:27:19,022 I have a really bad rash under here. 596 00:27:19,058 --> 00:27:20,924 It's disgusting. You'd throw up, so... 597 00:27:20,959 --> 00:27:22,359 I think you're lying. 598 00:27:22,394 --> 00:27:23,660 Prove it 599 00:27:23,696 --> 00:27:25,262 or they're all gonna upload. 600 00:27:25,297 --> 00:27:26,563 Uh, you know what? 601 00:27:26,598 --> 00:27:28,365 You are absolutely right. 602 00:27:28,400 --> 00:27:30,033 We're gonna go and take it off right now. 603 00:27:30,069 --> 00:27:32,302 Come on, Alara. We're very sorry. 604 00:27:35,641 --> 00:27:38,208 Claire, what am I gonna do? 605 00:27:38,243 --> 00:27:40,210 - Go on, take it off. - What? 606 00:27:40,245 --> 00:27:41,211 Take it off. 607 00:27:41,246 --> 00:27:42,779 The seamstress is in the house. 608 00:27:42,815 --> 00:27:44,614 - What are you doing? - I'm making you a wrap. 609 00:27:44,650 --> 00:27:46,450 Not super fashionable, but it'll cover 610 00:27:46,485 --> 00:27:47,918 that washboard forehead of yours. 611 00:27:47,953 --> 00:27:50,454 - Wow, full-service doctor. - You know it. 612 00:27:50,489 --> 00:27:51,788 Hey, um, that guy's gone 613 00:27:51,824 --> 00:27:54,424 if you guys want to... 614 00:27:54,460 --> 00:27:57,227 New problem. 615 00:28:07,628 --> 00:28:08,994 - No! - No! 616 00:28:09,030 --> 00:28:11,096 - No, no, no, no! It's okay. - Come on. It's okay. 617 00:28:11,132 --> 00:28:13,098 - It's okay. You're fine. - All right? 618 00:28:13,134 --> 00:28:14,333 You're okay. 619 00:28:14,368 --> 00:28:16,101 We're not gonna hurt you. 620 00:28:16,137 --> 00:28:17,936 What are you? 621 00:28:17,972 --> 00:28:22,708 We are two very nice people 622 00:28:22,743 --> 00:28:24,710 who are gonna buy you a drink. 623 00:28:39,060 --> 00:28:40,659 Feeling better? 624 00:28:40,695 --> 00:28:41,994 I... I just can't believe 625 00:28:42,029 --> 00:28:43,629 that this is actually happening. 626 00:28:43,664 --> 00:28:47,700 I mean, you guys really are from another planet? 627 00:28:47,735 --> 00:28:49,902 Well, two different planets, actually. 628 00:28:49,937 --> 00:28:51,537 Claire is from a place called Earth 629 00:28:51,572 --> 00:28:53,539 and I'm from a planet called Xelayan. 630 00:28:53,574 --> 00:28:56,508 So, can you guys, like, do stuff? 631 00:28:56,544 --> 00:29:01,180 Like shoot lasers out of your eyes or anything? 632 00:29:01,215 --> 00:29:02,748 I can do this. 633 00:29:04,752 --> 00:29:07,386 Oh, whoa. 634 00:29:07,421 --> 00:29:09,088 Lysella, we need your help. 635 00:29:09,123 --> 00:29:11,857 The two men you saw in the pictures that we showed you, 636 00:29:11,892 --> 00:29:14,026 they're like us... they came here to study your planet. 637 00:29:14,061 --> 00:29:15,360 We need to find them. 638 00:29:15,396 --> 00:29:17,763 Wait, those guys were aliens, too? 639 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:20,099 Yes. Do you know what happened to them? 640 00:29:20,134 --> 00:29:22,367 Uh, they were on a subtrain 641 00:29:22,403 --> 00:29:24,369 and there was a pregnant woman standing behind them 642 00:29:24,405 --> 00:29:26,371 because all the seats were taken. 643 00:29:26,407 --> 00:29:28,006 Somebody took a picture. Here. 644 00:29:28,042 --> 00:29:31,009 I'll show you. 645 00:29:31,045 --> 00:29:33,278 They didn't get up and offer the seat. 646 00:29:33,314 --> 00:29:35,280 The picture was uploaded to the Master Feed 647 00:29:35,316 --> 00:29:37,349 and then they got downvoted. 648 00:29:37,384 --> 00:29:39,451 It looks like they just didn't see her. 649 00:29:39,487 --> 00:29:42,387 Doesn't matter. The people decided. 650 00:29:42,423 --> 00:29:44,389 That was always Lewis. 651 00:29:44,425 --> 00:29:46,959 Nose buried so deep in his work, 652 00:29:46,994 --> 00:29:48,794 he never had a clue what was going on around him. 653 00:29:48,829 --> 00:29:50,863 But, uh, there is something else. 654 00:29:50,898 --> 00:29:53,966 One of them tried to escape before he was corrected. 655 00:29:54,001 --> 00:29:55,300 He got killed. 656 00:29:56,637 --> 00:29:59,271 - Which one? - I don't remember. 657 00:29:59,306 --> 00:30:03,208 Lysella, where do they send people who have been corrected? 658 00:30:03,244 --> 00:30:05,377 They send them home. 659 00:30:05,412 --> 00:30:08,280 I think your friends once told me they lived on Kappala Street. 660 00:30:34,108 --> 00:30:36,175 These are Lewis's research notes. 661 00:30:42,483 --> 00:30:44,783 Doctor. 662 00:30:44,819 --> 00:30:47,019 Lewis! 663 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:49,788 Lewis, thank God. Are you all right? 664 00:30:49,824 --> 00:30:52,524 I am well. 665 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:55,460 Don't you recognize me? 666 00:30:55,496 --> 00:30:56,862 It's Claire. 667 00:30:56,897 --> 00:30:59,364 Of course. Claire. 668 00:30:59,400 --> 00:31:01,834 You look healthy and happy. 669 00:31:04,138 --> 00:31:05,838 Lewis, I need to know. 670 00:31:05,873 --> 00:31:07,472 What did they do to you? 671 00:31:07,508 --> 00:31:11,543 I did something terrible and then I was corrected. 672 00:31:11,579 --> 00:31:13,212 I'm better now. 673 00:31:13,247 --> 00:31:17,683 I'm healthier and happier. 674 00:31:17,718 --> 00:31:19,585 I have to get him back to the ship. 675 00:31:22,523 --> 00:31:27,059 - John, do you have any talents I should know about? - What? 676 00:31:27,094 --> 00:31:28,527 Can you dance or play an instrument? 677 00:31:28,562 --> 00:31:30,729 What the hell does that have to do with anything? 678 00:31:30,764 --> 00:31:33,365 Um, look, we're not doing too well here. 679 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:35,901 We should have a lot fewer downvotes and we don't. 680 00:31:35,936 --> 00:31:38,503 But people tend to be more sympathetic, 681 00:31:38,539 --> 00:31:41,206 more forgiving of a crime, if the perpetrator has talent. 682 00:31:41,242 --> 00:31:43,809 That makes them more likable, more relatable. 683 00:31:43,844 --> 00:31:45,811 Hmm. Uh, I can drink an entire bottle of tequila 684 00:31:45,846 --> 00:31:47,379 and say the alphabet. 685 00:31:47,414 --> 00:31:51,416 Just go out there with a lot of positive energy. 686 00:31:51,452 --> 00:31:54,419 Get the audience on your side. 687 00:31:55,756 --> 00:31:58,056 All right, ladies and gentlemen. 688 00:31:58,092 --> 00:31:59,758 My next guest is a guy 689 00:31:59,793 --> 00:32:02,828 you've all seen or heard about on the Feed. 690 00:32:02,863 --> 00:32:04,730 His actions speak for themselves. 691 00:32:04,765 --> 00:32:06,565 Here's John Lamarr. 692 00:32:09,536 --> 00:32:10,869 Hey, hey, hey. 693 00:32:12,973 --> 00:32:15,574 All right. Okay. 694 00:32:18,579 --> 00:32:21,613 You know, I got to say, I'm surprised by that entrance. 695 00:32:21,649 --> 00:32:22,681 You liked it? 696 00:32:22,716 --> 00:32:24,116 You're in a lot of trouble 697 00:32:24,151 --> 00:32:26,118 for doing something extremely disrespectful 698 00:32:26,153 --> 00:32:28,020 and not only did you dance out here 699 00:32:28,055 --> 00:32:29,755 acting like it's nothing, 700 00:32:29,790 --> 00:32:32,791 but you struck several members of the audience. 701 00:32:32,826 --> 00:32:34,726 For God's sake, Willks, what the hell are you trying to do? 702 00:32:34,762 --> 00:32:36,528 Hey, I'm giving this my best shot here. 703 00:32:36,563 --> 00:32:39,731 Now, this job entails a lot of guesswork. 704 00:32:41,435 --> 00:32:44,903 Lewis, is there anything you can tell us about that planet 705 00:32:44,939 --> 00:32:46,939 that might help us repair the damage they did to you? 706 00:32:46,974 --> 00:32:48,573 There is no damage. 707 00:32:48,609 --> 00:32:51,310 I am healthy and happy. 708 00:32:51,345 --> 00:32:53,145 But what about Tom? 709 00:32:53,180 --> 00:32:54,646 Lewis, they killed him. 710 00:32:54,682 --> 00:32:57,382 My God, his family. 711 00:32:57,418 --> 00:32:59,084 Please tell Tom's family 712 00:32:59,119 --> 00:33:01,787 I wish them great happiness and good health. 713 00:33:01,822 --> 00:33:05,557 Captain, it's like he's been lobotomized. 714 00:33:05,592 --> 00:33:06,792 There's nothing I can do. 715 00:33:06,827 --> 00:33:08,493 The brain damage is too severe. 716 00:33:08,529 --> 00:33:12,297 Sir, we can't let them do this to John. 717 00:33:12,333 --> 00:33:15,600 Okay, it is voting time, audience, 718 00:33:15,636 --> 00:33:17,336 and you folks at home. 719 00:33:17,371 --> 00:33:18,804 Here we go. 720 00:33:18,839 --> 00:33:21,106 Do you believe John's apology? 721 00:33:21,141 --> 00:33:23,275 Sound off now. 722 00:33:36,056 --> 00:33:37,122 Damn it. 723 00:33:37,157 --> 00:33:38,924 Now what? 724 00:33:38,959 --> 00:33:40,659 Well, that's it. 725 00:33:40,694 --> 00:33:43,929 Now he goes back to detention to wait for the final summary vote. 726 00:33:43,964 --> 00:33:45,497 And then? 727 00:33:45,532 --> 00:33:48,600 Well, if he stays below ten million downvotes 728 00:33:48,635 --> 00:33:50,002 before the tour window elapses, 729 00:33:50,037 --> 00:33:52,304 he's fine. 730 00:33:52,339 --> 00:33:56,108 But, honestly, I've never seen anyone above nine million 731 00:33:56,143 --> 00:33:58,377 at this stage who came out uncorrected. 732 00:33:59,646 --> 00:34:01,380 I'm sorry, Kelly. 733 00:34:03,684 --> 00:34:04,950 Grayson to Orville. 734 00:34:05,585 --> 00:34:07,119 Mercer here. Go ahead. 735 00:34:07,154 --> 00:34:08,954 Captain, what's the latest from Claire? 736 00:34:08,989 --> 00:34:10,622 She can't repair the damage. 737 00:34:10,657 --> 00:34:12,524 Then John is in big trouble. 738 00:34:13,761 --> 00:34:17,329 We need some kind of an inside advantage. 739 00:34:17,364 --> 00:34:18,463 What can we do? 740 00:34:18,499 --> 00:34:19,564 The admiral said that 741 00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:21,366 we couldn't send anyone in, 742 00:34:21,402 --> 00:34:25,170 but he never said we couldn't pull someone out. 743 00:34:25,205 --> 00:34:28,407 Claire, what's the name of your little friend down there? 744 00:34:28,442 --> 00:34:29,841 Lysella. 745 00:34:31,879 --> 00:34:34,346 We're gonna bring her aboard the Orville. 746 00:35:01,470 --> 00:35:04,471 Oh, my... God. 747 00:35:12,815 --> 00:35:14,815 It's incredible. 748 00:35:14,851 --> 00:35:17,151 It's so big. 749 00:35:17,186 --> 00:35:19,320 The Orville's only midsize. 750 00:35:19,355 --> 00:35:21,655 You should see the heavy cruisers. 751 00:35:29,232 --> 00:35:31,565 I'll just hang onto that until we take you home. 752 00:35:31,601 --> 00:35:35,536 But nobody's gonna believe me if I don't have pictures. 753 00:35:35,571 --> 00:35:37,605 Exactly. 754 00:35:55,308 --> 00:35:58,109 We're sorry to turn your world upside down like this, 755 00:35:58,145 --> 00:35:59,677 but we need your help. 756 00:35:59,713 --> 00:36:01,346 Believe me, this is the coolest thing 757 00:36:01,381 --> 00:36:02,914 that has ever happened to me. 758 00:36:02,949 --> 00:36:05,517 What are they again? 759 00:36:05,552 --> 00:36:08,620 Commander Bortus is a member of a species called Moclan. 760 00:36:08,655 --> 00:36:09,988 I am an artificial 761 00:36:10,023 --> 00:36:11,990 life-form from a planet called Kaylon. 762 00:36:12,025 --> 00:36:13,625 Wow. 763 00:36:13,660 --> 00:36:15,260 Bortus, can you make a note? 764 00:36:15,295 --> 00:36:16,794 We should have, like, pretzels and water and stuff 765 00:36:16,830 --> 00:36:18,363 on the table when people come in here. 766 00:36:18,398 --> 00:36:21,766 - Noted, Captain. I will not fail you. - Great. 767 00:36:21,801 --> 00:36:24,636 Lysella, what can you tell us about your planet that might 768 00:36:24,671 --> 00:36:26,471 help us figure out a way to save John? 769 00:36:26,506 --> 00:36:27,839 Your world is... 770 00:36:27,874 --> 00:36:30,175 hard to get a handle on. 771 00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:31,509 How so? 772 00:36:31,545 --> 00:36:34,279 Well, the voting and rating. 773 00:36:34,314 --> 00:36:36,814 Those badges... you all wear them? 774 00:36:36,850 --> 00:36:38,483 Yeah. You get one when you turn 18, 775 00:36:38,518 --> 00:36:40,818 and then, you wear it for the rest of your life. 776 00:36:40,854 --> 00:36:42,887 It's how we can tell who's good and who's bad. 777 00:36:42,923 --> 00:36:45,190 So this is an absolute democracy? 778 00:36:45,225 --> 00:36:47,559 Yeah. How does your world work? 779 00:36:47,594 --> 00:36:50,461 We select representatives who discuss issues 780 00:36:50,497 --> 00:36:51,896 and enact laws. 781 00:36:51,932 --> 00:36:53,831 But what about everybody else? 782 00:36:53,867 --> 00:36:55,633 Everybody deserves a voice. 783 00:36:55,669 --> 00:36:57,502 That's what we're taught. 784 00:36:57,537 --> 00:36:59,404 A voice should be earned, 785 00:36:59,439 --> 00:37:01,005 not given away. 786 00:37:01,041 --> 00:37:03,675 How do you know... 787 00:37:03,710 --> 00:37:05,410 what foods are healthiest for your children, 788 00:37:05,445 --> 00:37:07,412 or what medicine to take if you're sick? 789 00:37:07,447 --> 00:37:09,814 - We vote. - I believe 790 00:37:09,849 --> 00:37:12,417 you are confusing opinion with knowledge. 791 00:37:12,452 --> 00:37:15,353 I think what he's asking is, with so many voices at once, 792 00:37:15,388 --> 00:37:17,255 how do you filter out the truth? 793 00:37:17,290 --> 00:37:20,091 Well, my dad always says, "The majority are the truth." 794 00:37:20,126 --> 00:37:22,260 I mean, you always know what the majority wants. 795 00:37:22,295 --> 00:37:23,928 That's what matters. 796 00:37:23,964 --> 00:37:26,497 Well, you always know what the mob wants, too. 797 00:37:26,533 --> 00:37:29,267 And right now, the mob wants to lobotomize my navigator. 798 00:37:29,302 --> 00:37:31,536 Now, there must be some way to... 799 00:37:31,571 --> 00:37:34,105 influence the mass perception before it's too late. 800 00:37:34,140 --> 00:37:37,408 Well... everybody reads the Master Feed. 801 00:37:37,444 --> 00:37:39,077 What's the Master Feed? 802 00:37:39,112 --> 00:37:40,845 It's a continuously streaming opinion feed. 803 00:37:40,880 --> 00:37:42,614 We saw them everywhere. 804 00:37:42,649 --> 00:37:46,684 Could this... Feed turn the public tide in John's favor? 805 00:37:46,720 --> 00:37:50,421 Well, yeah, but everybody uses the Feed. 806 00:37:50,457 --> 00:37:53,091 I mean, how are you gonna get millions of people 807 00:37:53,126 --> 00:37:54,425 to change their minds? 808 00:37:54,461 --> 00:37:57,495 I believe I have a suggestion. 809 00:38:23,423 --> 00:38:25,590 Oh, hell, no. Hell, no. 810 00:38:25,625 --> 00:38:27,492 - Y'all not putting me in that thing! Get off me! - Hey. 811 00:38:27,527 --> 00:38:29,527 - Hey, take it easy! - Hey! hey! 812 00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,839 Um, tell me they got this! 813 00:38:41,875 --> 00:38:44,776 - How much time? - Final Vote begins 814 00:38:44,811 --> 00:38:46,511 in... seven minutes. 815 00:38:48,181 --> 00:38:50,615 Grayson to Orville. We're running out of time. 816 00:38:50,650 --> 00:38:52,350 Stand by. Isaac, what's your status? 817 00:38:52,385 --> 00:38:53,951 I have gained access 818 00:38:53,987 --> 00:38:55,953 - to the Master Feed. - All right, Lysella, 819 00:38:55,989 --> 00:38:58,423 what kind of stuff would endear him to your people? 820 00:38:58,458 --> 00:39:01,626 Um,... you could say he supports his grandmother financially. 821 00:39:01,661 --> 00:39:03,761 - Do it. - But make sure you word it right. 822 00:39:03,797 --> 00:39:06,364 Like say, "Oh, my God, I just found out 823 00:39:06,399 --> 00:39:08,466 John Lamarr supports his 90-year-old grandmother." 824 00:39:08,501 --> 00:39:11,302 Flooding the Feed with 20 million entries. 825 00:39:11,338 --> 00:39:12,704 How can you do that? 826 00:39:12,739 --> 00:39:15,707 - Babe. Spaceship. - All right, what else? 827 00:39:15,742 --> 00:39:17,508 If he was an overweight kid, that would help. 828 00:39:17,544 --> 00:39:21,112 Access childhood image of John. 829 00:39:21,147 --> 00:39:24,349 Ugh. Crap, that's no good. Isaac, can you make him fatter? 830 00:39:24,384 --> 00:39:26,551 That's better. 831 00:39:26,586 --> 00:39:27,952 People will like him now. 832 00:39:27,987 --> 00:39:30,388 Flooding the Feed with the image. 833 00:39:30,423 --> 00:39:32,790 The entries are spreading and multiplying. 834 00:39:32,826 --> 00:39:34,392 People are sharing them. 835 00:39:34,427 --> 00:39:35,827 What if people try to corroborate 836 00:39:35,862 --> 00:39:37,228 all this information? 837 00:39:37,263 --> 00:39:39,364 Don't worry. They won't. 838 00:39:39,399 --> 00:39:43,334 Final Vote has begun. 839 00:39:56,883 --> 00:39:59,083 Ed, we're out of time. 840 00:39:59,119 --> 00:40:01,586 - What else? We need something else! - Um... 841 00:40:03,690 --> 00:40:05,523 No, no, no, no, no, no. No! 842 00:40:05,558 --> 00:40:06,991 No. Come on! No! 843 00:40:07,026 --> 00:40:09,727 Tell them he has slain many enemies in battle. 844 00:40:09,763 --> 00:40:11,496 Or you could just say he's a veteran. 845 00:40:11,531 --> 00:40:13,231 What if he has a dog named Chuckles? 846 00:40:13,266 --> 00:40:14,665 Yes, that's great. People love those videos 847 00:40:14,701 --> 00:40:16,501 of soldiers reuniting with their pets. 848 00:40:16,536 --> 00:40:19,704 Access military attire for the planet and simulate the video. 849 00:40:22,475 --> 00:40:25,176 Oh, Chuckles. Oh, Chuckles, come here! 850 00:40:25,211 --> 00:40:27,011 Yeah. Yeah! 851 00:40:27,046 --> 00:40:28,746 Oh, my God, Chuckles, 852 00:40:28,782 --> 00:40:30,782 I missed you so much! I'm so happy 853 00:40:30,817 --> 00:40:33,017 to be reunited with you. 854 00:40:33,052 --> 00:40:35,453 Oh, Chuckles, I missed you when I was at war. 855 00:40:35,488 --> 00:40:37,622 That's tuggin' at these heartstrings. 856 00:40:37,657 --> 00:40:39,390 Flood the Feed with that. 857 00:41:21,301 --> 00:41:24,569 I don't believe it. 858 00:41:24,604 --> 00:41:26,337 John, you won! 859 00:41:26,372 --> 00:41:28,072 You're damn right I won! 860 00:41:28,107 --> 00:41:31,075 Now get this crap off of me, you crazy sons of bitches! 861 00:41:31,110 --> 00:41:32,610 According to the Feed, 862 00:41:32,645 --> 00:41:35,446 Lieutenant Lamarr has escaped punishment. 863 00:41:37,517 --> 00:41:39,650 Come on, John. Let's get you out of here. 864 00:41:44,891 --> 00:41:46,958 - Congratulations! - Real quick, 865 00:41:46,993 --> 00:41:49,627 I just want to say, all y'all can suck ass, 866 00:41:49,662 --> 00:41:51,762 and I'm a spaceman. 867 00:41:51,798 --> 00:41:53,664 I... 868 00:41:58,738 --> 00:42:01,506 Lysella, thank you. 869 00:42:01,541 --> 00:42:04,542 No. Thank you for... 870 00:42:04,577 --> 00:42:07,278 letting me see all of this. 871 00:42:07,313 --> 00:42:10,047 I just wish I could tell somebody. 872 00:42:10,083 --> 00:42:12,116 Well, maybe all you need to tell them is that 873 00:42:12,151 --> 00:42:14,552 their world can do better. 874 00:42:45,852 --> 00:42:48,352 I think I speak for all of our viewers when I say 875 00:42:48,388 --> 00:42:51,155 that what you have done is shocking to say the least. 876 00:42:51,190 --> 00:42:54,091 But, of course, that's for the people to decide. 877 00:42:54,127 --> 00:42:56,060 That's all the time we have for today. 878 00:42:56,095 --> 00:42:59,430 Don't forget to cast your votes, and we'll see you tomorrow. 879 00:43:15,045 --> 00:43:19,584 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com -