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Previously on "Veronica Mars"...
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Hi. Do you remember me, by any chance?
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- Harmony, right?
- Right.
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What's your problem?
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Just that I'm officially failing
mechanical engineering.
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Call this number.
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It's a tutor.
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They raped Claire.
"The blonde in the middle."
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I have the ATM photo from that night.
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The guy who did this to me?
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I have no idea who this is.
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- Is Wang Yi here?
- Why?
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Because he raped this girl.
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Claire? I doubt it.
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She's Wang's girlfriend.
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CLAIRE: Give me a chance to explain.
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O'DELL: I don't care what kind
of point you're trying to make.
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Fake a rape, then bring in your lawyer?
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What universe do you live in?
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Have you gone completely insane?
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So, is this what you wanted?
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You think this is what I wanted.
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Angela, get them in here.
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[SIGHS]
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If you examine it closely, Dean O'Dell,
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the facts are still...
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The facts are Ms. Mars' story here,
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and she has the notes and evidence
to back it up, I believe.
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Yes! [LAUGHS]
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We have photos. We have witnesses.
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We have the boyfriend who helped.
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There's no question
Claire lied about the rape,
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and the Hearst charter's
quite clear about this.
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You want to challenge
the charter, that's fine.
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We have lawyers, too,
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and they're a lot scarier
than you, Mr. Davis.
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Ms. Nordhouse, you're expelled
from Hearst college
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as of this moment,
and so is your lawyer.
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That's all.
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[SIGHS]
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Happy?
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Madam editor, why didn't I read
this story in the Hearst paper?
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I found the facts fairly simple
to corroborate.
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I felt I had a responsibility
to exercise some caution
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with a story implying
the rapes might have been faked.
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In case you haven't noticed,
it's a powder keg out there.
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I noticed, but I didn't see much caution
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when you implicated the Pi Sigma house.
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You're supposed to at least
pretend to be objective.
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I'm afraid I'm gonna
need you to step down
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as editor of the Free Press.
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It's a student paper. You can't.
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I'm a devious old man, Nish.
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You'd be surprised what I can do.
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You're done there as of this moment.
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You'll regret this.
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And so will you.
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David, sorry for the wait.
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It's been a hell of a week. Come on in.
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Mr. Fennel?
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This is hardly the first time
we've caught an athlete cheating.
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With Mr. Fennel,
I'll take some of the blame.
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We usually don't take athletes in the
program. It's just too demanding,
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especially with standardized
test scores as low as his.
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If I'd paid closer attention to...
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Oh! I'm sorry.
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Pardon us. My important lunch.
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There better be a cookie in there.
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Oh, of course there isn't.
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Why do you punish me like this?
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Because I'm your wife.
That's what I'm for, remember?
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Be merciful.
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She probably ate the
damn cookie herself.
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So, what do you have to say?
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I'm with her on the mercy thing.
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Hmm.
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The whole of human knowledge
right there online,
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and these papers are thin.
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Am I crazy to expect better?
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And if you're confused
as to what better is,
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let me direct you to the front,
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where I've posted our only
example of A-caliber work.
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Nice job, Ms. Mars.
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VERONICA: Well, this should
make me popular.
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All righty, that's all for today.
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We'll see you next time.
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Don't forget,
read both chapters... both.
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Professor, I have the Columbia studies.
Maybe we can...
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just make copies for tomorrow, Tim.
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Uh, Veronica...
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You free for lunch?
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Databases, chemistry, psychology...
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that's where the action is.
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Are you taking any psych?
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Take Wagner's class. He's the best.
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If you want a double major...
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Double? I haven't even
declared one major yet.
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Consider this a sales talk.
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I not only think of you as a
very bright woman in general,
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I also think that you're a natural
when it comes to criminal work.
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Now, I'm not saying this
to be nice or supportive.
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I'm saying it because it's true
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and because I want someone
like you in my program.
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I think I should be
your faculty adviser.
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I think you're capable
of great work here, Veronica,
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and I want to help you do it.
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End of sales talk.
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KEITH: He sounds like a hell of a guy.
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Not only is he smart, but he's the
biggest gun in the department,
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so him offering to be my adviser...
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Yeah, I'm not surprised.
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But I wish you would consult with me
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before you start phasing me
out of your life.
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- Dad...
- He's smart, huh?
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Is he smarter than your old man?
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You know, actually, you two have
a lot in common. You'd like him.
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Can I take him in a fight? Be honest.
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[TELEPHONE RINGING]
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Hello.
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HARMONY: Keith, hi, it's Harmony.
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Hi. Uh, is everything okay?
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Oh, fine, fine, actually.
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I know that our professional
relationship is over,
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but I enjoyed, you know, talking.
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Uh, yeah, me too.
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So, my husband has taken our daughter
to Orlando for a couple of weeks.
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I've got passes to the Noir Festival
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at the Orient and no one to go with.
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And I was thinking, you're a guy
with an interest in...
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In the "Noir" business?
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Right.
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Maybe you might want to,
you know, join me,
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just grab a movie.
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Keith?
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I got a text message
saying you wanted to see me.
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I think it was "needed," not "wanted."
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Ah, how did you get this number?
I don't give it out to anyone.
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You're not the only one at this
school who has certain... Gifts.
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Gifts... that was my
grandmother's term for female...
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Just so you know.
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What did you need to see me about?
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You know Hearst has a pretty strict
policy when it comes to plagiarism.
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Yes. Did, uh, someone plagiarize?
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Well, you did.
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One of your classmates turned you in.
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There's a program we run
to check papers.
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It scans online for similar phrases.
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I know how it works, but I...
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Your paper lit up like a Christmas tree.
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What?! I didn't copy my paper.
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So I assumed, but...
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Well, that's your paper there.
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There's no way. Someone
is trying to screw with me.
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You think it's me? You think I'm trying
to get you out of Landry's class
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because I don't like you?
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Wait, you don't like me?
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This will have to come
to Landry's attention.
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Bummer! Since I know
that you and he are now close.
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- So, how about I give you a choice?
- Choice?
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Either you can tell him or I can.
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LANDRY: Tell who what?
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♪ A long time ago, ♪
♪ We used to be friends ♪
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♪ But I haven't thought
of you lately at all ♪
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♪ Come on, now, sugar ♪
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♪ Bring it on, bring it on, yeah ♪
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♪ Just remember me when ♪
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♪ We used to be friends ♪
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♪ A long time ago ♪
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♪ We used to be friends ♪
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Hey, Veronica.
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Can you believe this? Some lady
threw her husband out of the house.
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Right now she's having a garage
sale of all of his stuff.
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"London Calling"... Vinyl...
unscratched... 99 cents.
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Awesome, right?
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My would-be-mentor professor
just gave me three days
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to prove I didn't plagiarize
a major paper.
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The universe is currently aligned
against me, so nothing's awesome.
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You know what you should do?
You should come bowling.
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Bowling?
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You mean, like, just the two of us?
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Yeah.
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And Wallace... you know, the whole gang.
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Thursday nights are $1 night
at Fun Bowl.
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Will bowling take my mind
off of the fact
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that everyone's out to get me?
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It worked for Nixon.
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It'll be fun.
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Dude, I don't get this sad-clown face.
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I thought he let you drop the class.
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I haven't decided if I'm gonna.
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What's to decide?
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Two weeks after add/drops,
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he lets you drop a class
that's kicking your ass.
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That's a gift. Take it and smile.
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Okay, okay, 5-on-5 scrimmage.
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Let's go. Move.
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Fennel, you run first team today.
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Wait, Coach...
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You want to keep your starting job,
Mason? Start showing me something.
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Let's go!
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VERONICA: Apparently, if
you look hard enough,
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everyone looks like
they're hiding dark secrets.
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So, if you're looking
for something specific,
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you got to try the direct approach.
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Hi, some of you might know
who I am... Veronica Mars.
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Okay, so, I wrote that paper,
and now someone in this class
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has accused me of plagiarizing it,
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which I absolutely did not.
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So, I was kind of wondering who it was.
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So, is this silence
like it wasn't any of you
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or like no one wants to face me?
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VERONICA: Or like no one actually did it
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and our weaselly T.A. is trying to...
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I did it. Jeff Ratner.
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Ratner. Um, have we met before?
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We have, but you probably
don't remember, so whatever.
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So, you reported me. Why...
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Why?
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Maybe 'cause I'm
a common-man kind of guy,
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and I like it when some teacher's pet
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who's destroying the curve for everyone
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gets exposed as a cheat.
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Yeah, you cheated. I caught you.
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Deal with it.
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Wallace?
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Not here.
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And you would be?
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Evil Wallace.
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And I know Veronica Mars doesn't hang
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with the evil and morally bankrupt.
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Evil Wallace wouldn't have
confessed and faced punishment.
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Nope, you're regular Wallace.
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Well, regular Wallace
has been given a chance
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to drop mechanical
engineering scot-free,
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which would mean giving it up
as my major.
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I mean, man.
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This was the first thing
I was ever into...
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figuring out how stuff works.
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It's all I ever wanted to do.
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You'll work it out. I know it.
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That's also very regular Wallace.
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Oh, by the way, who's the guy
you bought the test from?
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So, this whole after-school-
special monologue here
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didn't make much
of an impression on you.
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His name's Max. He's in Clark hall.
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Why?
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Hi, Max? I was hoping you could help me.
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I'm hoping I can, too.
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Okay.
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So, you want a new paper on modern
forensics but different enough
254
00:11:20,772 --> 00:11:22,252
- so that he won't guess who...
- No.
255
00:11:23,196 --> 00:11:26,285
This paper or one like it
is posted online.
256
00:11:26,319 --> 00:11:27,511
I need to find it.
257
00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:30,433
Uh, correct me if I'm wrong,
but you already have that paper.
258
00:11:32,874 --> 00:11:36,308
I told you, my paper got zapped
by the plagiarism scanner.
259
00:11:36,413 --> 00:11:38,514
I need to find out why and from what.
260
00:11:39,265 --> 00:11:40,621
Okay, whatever.
261
00:11:40,682 --> 00:11:42,097
Uh...
262
00:11:42,723 --> 00:11:44,027
Hmm...
263
00:11:45,192 --> 00:11:46,496
Ah, here you go.
264
00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:48,902
That's my paper.
265
00:11:48,936 --> 00:11:50,748
See, that's why I never
use these free sites...
266
00:11:50,772 --> 00:11:51,839
no security.
267
00:11:51,873 --> 00:11:53,607
Checkers will catch you every time.
268
00:11:53,812 --> 00:11:57,191
Posted last year?
Somebody must have faked that.
269
00:11:57,225 --> 00:11:59,459
I wrote this paper by myself last week.
270
00:11:59,784 --> 00:12:02,363
This must be a real
Kafkaesque experience for you.
271
00:12:04,167 --> 00:12:06,135
Does it say who posted it?
272
00:12:06,526 --> 00:12:07,683
Uh...
273
00:12:08,936 --> 00:12:12,706
rory.finch@hearstcollege.org
274
00:12:13,090 --> 00:12:15,808
That's not you, is it?
That might explain everything.
275
00:12:18,776 --> 00:12:20,840
And pencils down.
276
00:12:21,839 --> 00:12:23,808
Bring them up.
277
00:12:25,945 --> 00:12:28,046
Thank you.
278
00:12:28,267 --> 00:12:29,729
Have a good day.
279
00:12:33,656 --> 00:12:34,935
I'm sorry.
280
00:12:35,007 --> 00:12:36,059
What about?
281
00:12:36,099 --> 00:12:37,667
I called time, and you kept writing.
282
00:12:38,200 --> 00:12:39,466
I can't accept your test.
283
00:12:39,522 --> 00:12:42,068
- Yeah, I was just finishing my...
- Time was called. I'm sorry.
284
00:12:42,117 --> 00:12:43,852
So you keep saying, dude. Come on.
285
00:12:44,158 --> 00:12:45,294
Mnh-mnh.
286
00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,419
Do you have any idea who I am?
287
00:12:47,463 --> 00:12:49,030
I don't, and I don't care.
288
00:12:49,453 --> 00:12:53,290
Rules are rules for everyone,
no matter who they think...
289
00:13:00,372 --> 00:13:02,150
MERCER: That is classic.
290
00:13:02,184 --> 00:13:04,314
It was a proctor.
The professor wasn't even there.
291
00:13:04,381 --> 00:13:06,150
That is so awesome.
292
00:13:08,106 --> 00:13:10,837
But I do not condone it in any way
293
00:13:10,871 --> 00:13:12,514
and had nothing to do
with your decision to do it.
294
00:13:12,538 --> 00:13:14,106
- Do what?
- Cheating.
295
00:13:14,248 --> 00:13:16,423
I told him it was wrong
and he was gonna burn in hell.
296
00:13:16,457 --> 00:13:17,923
You're gonna burn in hell, man.
297
00:13:17,983 --> 00:13:19,392
I'll see you there.
298
00:13:19,879 --> 00:13:20,913
You cheated?
299
00:13:21,438 --> 00:13:23,126
I took 10 extra seconds on a test.
300
00:13:23,513 --> 00:13:24,759
I thought you loved bad boys.
301
00:13:24,793 --> 00:13:27,157
I do, but if that's your idea of bad,
302
00:13:27,191 --> 00:13:28,946
you need to turn in your badge.
303
00:13:28,980 --> 00:13:30,691
Hey, do you want to go bowling
tomorrow night?
304
00:13:30,715 --> 00:13:34,392
Sure, unless it's some "Critical
Analysis of Bowling" seminar.
305
00:13:34,426 --> 00:13:37,025
No, it's just Wallace and his
roommate and some other guys.
306
00:13:37,059 --> 00:13:38,173
Could be fun.
307
00:13:40,281 --> 00:13:41,446
What?
308
00:13:43,503 --> 00:13:47,485
Just Max had this project all
week, and Parker's all alone.
309
00:13:47,852 --> 00:13:49,392
I think we should invite her along.
310
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:50,800
Um. How very "Emma" of you.
311
00:13:51,203 --> 00:13:53,064
Did you just make
a Jane Austen reference?
312
00:13:54,146 --> 00:13:56,993
It's official.
The end of days are upon us.
313
00:13:59,941 --> 00:14:01,439
Hey, Parker, what's up?
314
00:14:02,150 --> 00:14:03,281
Nothing.
315
00:14:03,315 --> 00:14:05,071
I think I just ate something's beak.
316
00:14:05,380 --> 00:14:07,421
Hey, do you want to come bowling
with us tomorrow night?
317
00:14:07,445 --> 00:14:08,493
Bowling?
318
00:14:09,522 --> 00:14:11,985
- Why?
- You know, hatchet burying, et cetera.
319
00:14:12,027 --> 00:14:13,394
Plus, Nixon found it soothing.
320
00:14:14,358 --> 00:14:15,988
Look, if you don't want to
go because you'd rather
321
00:14:16,012 --> 00:14:18,064
because you'd rather see me
fed to bears, fine.
322
00:14:21,447 --> 00:14:25,400
So, would you call that an accurate
depiction of life as a private eye?
323
00:14:25,941 --> 00:14:27,107
- Pretty close.
- Um.
324
00:14:27,599 --> 00:14:31,431
I personally have never been hired
to locate a Maltese falcon, per se,
325
00:14:31,806 --> 00:14:33,915
but there was the case
of the Maltese dog.
326
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,712
Ooh. Solid-gold dog?
327
00:14:35,772 --> 00:14:36,772
Real dog.
328
00:14:36,968 --> 00:14:40,767
This guy got some lowlife to
kidnap his ex-wife's show dog.
329
00:14:42,467 --> 00:14:45,345
Not exactly how I imagined
the criminal underworld.
330
00:14:45,733 --> 00:14:47,181
If they were all like Peter Lorre,
331
00:14:47,215 --> 00:14:48,855
my job would be
a little more interesting.
332
00:14:50,359 --> 00:14:52,446
Thanks, Keith, for coming.
333
00:14:52,741 --> 00:14:55,442
These days my husband and I
are just logistics.
334
00:14:56,044 --> 00:14:58,525
I can't remember the last time
I just hung out and talked.
335
00:14:58,631 --> 00:15:03,243
Sure, it's great talking to someone
for whom Bogart isn't a verb.
336
00:15:05,995 --> 00:15:07,329
Well, good night.
337
00:15:15,301 --> 00:15:17,691
VERONICA: The upside of landing Weevil
the maintenance job...
338
00:15:17,715 --> 00:15:19,001
I get to babysit his keys
339
00:15:19,035 --> 00:15:20,845
while he's away at his cousin's wedding.
340
00:15:20,879 --> 00:15:24,431
So if I want to check the Hearst
e-mail files for Rory Finch,
341
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,132
I can do it on my own time.
342
00:15:26,253 --> 00:15:29,353
Of course, he didn't bother
to label them, so...
343
00:15:47,681 --> 00:15:48,882
O'DELL: Veronica?
344
00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:53,720
Dean O'Dell, I'm so glad you're here.
345
00:16:00,759 --> 00:16:04,024
I lost an earring, um, at the meeting,
346
00:16:04,058 --> 00:16:06,204
and I wanted to find it
before they vacuumed.
347
00:16:06,238 --> 00:16:07,641
But it was...
348
00:16:09,565 --> 00:16:12,485
well, it's a good thing
you happened to show up.
349
00:16:12,539 --> 00:16:14,719
Well, go ahead. Search away.
350
00:16:23,201 --> 00:16:24,969
You follow boxing?
351
00:16:28,599 --> 00:16:30,898
I only follow sports
that are done to music.
352
00:16:32,239 --> 00:16:35,718
Wouldn't this be more
comfortable, say, at home?
353
00:16:37,093 --> 00:16:38,693
Kind of my little secret.
354
00:16:38,935 --> 00:16:40,470
The wife's against it all...
355
00:16:40,855 --> 00:16:43,406
the scotch, the cigars,
the televised violence.
356
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:46,322
So, I kind of sneak it in whenever
she has a charity function,
357
00:16:46,346 --> 00:16:48,367
a work function,
whatever other functions
358
00:16:48,401 --> 00:16:50,281
modern women seem to have all the time.
359
00:16:50,437 --> 00:16:52,960
Ooh! That's a haymaker.
360
00:16:55,781 --> 00:16:58,650
So, if you run into her,
you didn't see me.
361
00:16:58,823 --> 00:17:01,306
Some things she just
doesn't need to know.
362
00:17:01,382 --> 00:17:02,815
Absolutely.
363
00:17:06,450 --> 00:17:10,251
Now, I expect these formulas to
be memorized as soon as possible.
364
00:17:12,964 --> 00:17:16,361
Mr. Fennel, I was under the
impression you dropped the class.
365
00:17:17,236 --> 00:17:18,454
I said I'd think about it.
366
00:17:18,529 --> 00:17:20,087
You sure this is a smart choice?
367
00:17:20,526 --> 00:17:23,400
Probably not, but you've seen
my standardized test scores.
368
00:17:23,434 --> 00:17:25,345
I'm not a particularly smart guy, right?
369
00:17:25,654 --> 00:17:27,775
I'm taking a zero.
There are four more tests.
370
00:17:27,816 --> 00:17:30,087
If I average C's or above
on all of them, I'll pass.
371
00:17:30,660 --> 00:17:31,995
Even I can do that math.
372
00:17:32,230 --> 00:17:33,634
Okay, there you go.
373
00:17:41,726 --> 00:17:44,182
You're gonna ruin your eyes
with all that book learning.
374
00:17:44,518 --> 00:17:46,924
I stayed in Winkler's class.
I took the zero.
375
00:17:49,438 --> 00:17:50,472
I need to study.
376
00:17:50,848 --> 00:17:52,670
I suspected that might happen.
377
00:17:54,786 --> 00:17:57,435
So, you figure out what was up
with that plagiarism thing?
378
00:17:58,028 --> 00:18:00,552
As a matter of fact,
a paper just like mine
379
00:18:00,586 --> 00:18:04,365
was posted online by
rory.finch@hearstcollege.org...
380
00:18:04,425 --> 00:18:07,443
a Hearst e-mail, but there's never
been a student by that name.
381
00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,921
The address was set up three days ago
382
00:18:09,961 --> 00:18:13,607
from an IP address at...
get this... the Neptune Grand.
383
00:18:13,707 --> 00:18:15,740
- After you turned in your paper.
- Mm-mm.
384
00:18:16,177 --> 00:18:18,645
So, you're off the hook. It's over.
385
00:18:19,271 --> 00:18:21,732
Ah, my innocent and naive Wallace.
386
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:23,131
When I find out who did this
387
00:18:23,165 --> 00:18:25,802
and I make them sing
like the proverbial Fat Lady,
388
00:18:25,836 --> 00:18:27,170
that's when it's over.
389
00:18:28,636 --> 00:18:30,982
Okay, you're Rocky.
390
00:18:31,016 --> 00:18:32,685
Mechanical engineering is Mr. T.
391
00:18:32,797 --> 00:18:34,755
"Eye of the Tiger" is playing.
392
00:18:34,797 --> 00:18:36,084
I'll see you later on.
393
00:18:36,118 --> 00:18:37,302
Yeah.
394
00:18:38,232 --> 00:18:39,357
What?
395
00:18:39,593 --> 00:18:40,861
- When?
- Sssh.
396
00:18:43,069 --> 00:18:45,438
Boom. I'm set.
397
00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:47,873
Are you ready
for a night of bowling, huh?
398
00:18:48,290 --> 00:18:49,693
- Fun, fun, fun.
- Fun?
399
00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:52,396
Pretty sure I won't
ever be having fun again.
400
00:18:53,506 --> 00:18:55,206
Ah, damn, that's tonight.
401
00:18:55,855 --> 00:18:57,556
I'm sorry, man, but it's impossible.
402
00:18:57,590 --> 00:19:00,107
No, dude, you have to go.
I invited Veronica.
403
00:19:00,141 --> 00:19:01,950
I said there's a whole gang
going, including you.
404
00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:03,146
If you're not there...
405
00:19:03,186 --> 00:19:04,746
It's gonna look like you asked her out.
406
00:19:06,016 --> 00:19:07,138
Yeah, that sounds awkward.
407
00:19:08,245 --> 00:19:10,818
But it's not my problem. This is.
408
00:19:13,472 --> 00:19:14,539
Hey, Dad.
409
00:19:14,573 --> 00:19:15,740
Hey, honey.
410
00:19:16,914 --> 00:19:20,029
So, uh, tomorrow is "Out of the Past."
411
00:19:20,302 --> 00:19:21,936
One of my all-time favorites.
412
00:19:22,016 --> 00:19:24,006
I've got a conference
at the Neptune Grand.
413
00:19:24,040 --> 00:19:27,076
I don't think I'm gonna be free,
but I'd like to do something else.
414
00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,232
Okay, well, keep me posted.
415
00:19:29,583 --> 00:19:31,017
Bye bye.
416
00:19:31,596 --> 00:19:35,232
So, for bowling,
"Earnest, I'm really bowling"
417
00:19:35,266 --> 00:19:38,735
or "I'm too cool for bowling,
and I'm only here ironically"?
418
00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:42,795
When did crappy old shirts with
stupid stuff on them become cool?
419
00:19:43,991 --> 00:19:45,375
I don't know why I ask you these things.
420
00:19:45,399 --> 00:19:46,584
I don't either, frankly.
421
00:19:47,373 --> 00:19:49,006
Were you just making a date?
422
00:19:49,218 --> 00:19:51,248
Look at you, Mr. Noir secrets.
423
00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:52,352
No, I was just seeing if Harmony...
424
00:19:52,376 --> 00:19:54,146
- wanted to see...
- Harmony?
425
00:19:54,554 --> 00:19:56,966
Harmony with the husband
who isn't cheating, Harmony?
426
00:19:57,280 --> 00:19:58,680
- Yeah, so?
- So...
427
00:19:59,174 --> 00:20:00,959
you're going on a date
with a married woman.
428
00:20:01,213 --> 00:20:02,482
It's not a date.
429
00:20:03,190 --> 00:20:05,045
We saw a movie, had a drink, and talked.
430
00:20:06,451 --> 00:20:08,091
Which is a date.
431
00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:09,451
That's all we did.
432
00:20:09,748 --> 00:20:11,920
We're mature adults
who happen to be friends.
433
00:20:14,937 --> 00:20:16,739
And I like the dumb shirt.
434
00:20:18,396 --> 00:20:20,062
Hi, honey, I'm home.
435
00:20:21,044 --> 00:20:23,978
Hey, moosetastic, hmm? What's that?
436
00:20:24,012 --> 00:20:25,445
I'm so tired of explaining.
437
00:20:25,565 --> 00:20:27,398
Hey, you've lived here a while.
438
00:20:27,432 --> 00:20:29,226
Do you have any inside connections?
439
00:20:30,189 --> 00:20:31,890
Inside connections like what?
440
00:20:32,236 --> 00:20:34,374
Like someone on staff you're pals with
441
00:20:34,408 --> 00:20:38,015
who might sneak you info
they maybe aren't supposed to?
442
00:20:38,049 --> 00:20:39,085
Hmm.
443
00:20:43,782 --> 00:20:44,882
There you go.
444
00:20:46,180 --> 00:20:48,507
Your pal? Of course.
445
00:20:49,838 --> 00:20:52,023
Hi, Tina. Uh, this is Veronica.
446
00:20:52,057 --> 00:20:53,132
Veronica...
447
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:54,890
Hi. What's going on, Logan?
448
00:20:54,937 --> 00:20:56,438
I got a little favor.
449
00:20:56,829 --> 00:20:57,962
Anything.
450
00:20:58,635 --> 00:21:02,109
I'm trying to find out if a
person was registered here...
451
00:21:02,143 --> 00:21:04,511
- someone named...
- Rory Finch.
452
00:21:05,249 --> 00:21:06,702
This isn't illegal, is it?
453
00:21:07,523 --> 00:21:09,460
No, I'm just kidding. Hold on.
454
00:21:10,821 --> 00:21:12,085
Yeah, Rory Finch.
455
00:21:12,119 --> 00:21:14,046
She stayed with us for
a night a week ago
456
00:21:14,080 --> 00:21:16,632
and a few other times
over the last couple of months.
457
00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:18,288
Always one-night stays.
458
00:21:18,322 --> 00:21:20,749
Is there an address, credit-card number?
459
00:21:20,783 --> 00:21:22,884
Post-office box and paid in cash.
460
00:21:22,918 --> 00:21:24,018
All I've got's a name.
461
00:21:24,873 --> 00:21:28,265
If I left my cell number, could you
call me if they check back in?
462
00:21:28,299 --> 00:21:29,432
Sure.
463
00:21:29,466 --> 00:21:30,767
Any friend of Logan's...
464
00:21:31,267 --> 00:21:33,054
Girlfriend of Logan's.
465
00:21:33,088 --> 00:21:35,249
Come on, boyfriend, let's bowl.
466
00:21:39,163 --> 00:21:40,423
Hey, Veronica.
467
00:21:42,112 --> 00:21:44,611
Cool shirt.
I went the post-ironic route.
468
00:21:44,940 --> 00:21:47,064
Hey, Piz. Where's...
469
00:21:47,316 --> 00:21:49,095
Oh, hey, uh...
470
00:21:49,129 --> 00:21:52,032
- Logan... her boyfriend. We met.
- Right.
471
00:21:52,251 --> 00:21:55,736
So, where's Wallace
and the rest of this gang?
472
00:21:55,772 --> 00:21:56,814
Right, yeah, the gang.
473
00:21:56,848 --> 00:22:00,884
Uh, well, Wallace had a crisis
so he can't make it, and, um...
474
00:22:02,911 --> 00:22:05,071
So, it's just...
475
00:22:05,207 --> 00:22:06,696
Veronica. Hi.
476
00:22:07,845 --> 00:22:10,212
- Hey, Parker, how's it going?
- Hey.
477
00:22:10,333 --> 00:22:11,931
Uh, you met Logan, right?
478
00:22:11,965 --> 00:22:13,032
Yeah, hi, sure.
479
00:22:13,066 --> 00:22:15,034
- And you remember Piz.
- Yeah, hi.
480
00:22:16,188 --> 00:22:19,579
So, um, where is everyone?
481
00:22:22,183 --> 00:22:23,720
Hey, shoes. We need shoes.
482
00:22:23,762 --> 00:22:24,970
Yeah, let's get shoes.
483
00:22:25,004 --> 00:22:28,066
Uh, darling, what size are those
dainty feet that I love so much?
484
00:22:28,392 --> 00:22:29,441
Six.
485
00:22:29,475 --> 00:22:30,629
So, bowling, huh?
486
00:22:30,743 --> 00:22:33,183
Is this something you do
a lot... you and the gang?
487
00:22:35,168 --> 00:22:36,644
So, shoe size?
488
00:22:37,025 --> 00:22:38,058
A whole gang?
489
00:22:38,092 --> 00:22:39,426
Well, Parker...
490
00:22:39,460 --> 00:22:41,566
Some people couldn't make it,
but it's...
491
00:22:41,600 --> 00:22:43,449
I can't believe you invite me out
492
00:22:43,490 --> 00:22:45,566
for the first time since I was raped
493
00:22:45,600 --> 00:22:48,996
on some cheesy double-date setup
with that Piz guy.
494
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,910
It's not a setup, I swear.
495
00:22:56,831 --> 00:22:59,238
Size seven, but this is not fun.
496
00:23:01,754 --> 00:23:07,152
Yahoo! That's 2/3 of a turkey, bitches!
497
00:23:07,797 --> 00:23:08,832
Hoo!
498
00:23:09,004 --> 00:23:11,773
Oh, you're in a deep hole, Piznarski.
499
00:23:12,000 --> 00:23:14,222
We're gonna totally humiliate you.
500
00:23:14,256 --> 00:23:15,722
But you know, no pressure.
501
00:23:15,756 --> 00:23:17,089
Refreshments?
502
00:23:17,123 --> 00:23:18,256
10 martinis.
503
00:23:18,418 --> 00:23:20,449
Anyone else? Dearest darling?
504
00:23:23,257 --> 00:23:25,660
Come on, Piznarski, we're dying!
505
00:23:27,246 --> 00:23:30,082
Correct me if I'm wrong,
but this is fun.
506
00:23:31,011 --> 00:23:34,785
Veronica, I'm sorry I was so
grumpy before. You're right.
507
00:23:35,269 --> 00:23:38,388
It feels good to just
be out in the world.
508
00:23:39,311 --> 00:23:42,621
Oh, no! 7-10?
509
00:23:42,655 --> 00:23:44,777
That's the worst spare in bowling!
510
00:23:45,118 --> 00:23:46,761
Whatever shall you do?
511
00:23:46,901 --> 00:23:49,058
Come on, Piz. We need that spare.
512
00:23:49,092 --> 00:23:50,994
Don't blow it, Piz.
513
00:23:53,419 --> 00:23:56,175
So, what's the story with him?
514
00:23:56,648 --> 00:23:58,254
Him? Nothing.
515
00:23:58,288 --> 00:23:59,622
I've got a boyfriend.
516
00:23:59,656 --> 00:24:01,991
No. No, no, no, no.
517
00:24:02,136 --> 00:24:04,254
I mean, is he free?
518
00:24:04,365 --> 00:24:06,121
Free as in...
519
00:24:06,155 --> 00:24:08,550
As in he's cute, don't you think?
520
00:24:13,021 --> 00:24:14,699
Dammit, straight to hell.
521
00:24:14,745 --> 00:24:16,511
Find out what he thinks of me.
522
00:24:16,545 --> 00:24:17,846
What?
523
00:24:22,975 --> 00:24:25,863
Oh, no more fun. Too exhausting.
524
00:24:26,549 --> 00:24:29,035
Next time we'll get in some
weight training before we bowl.
525
00:24:29,136 --> 00:24:30,980
Just the soap opera.
526
00:24:31,279 --> 00:24:33,254
Parker wants me to find out
if Piz likes her.
527
00:24:33,288 --> 00:24:34,923
What do I do? Pass a note?
528
00:24:34,957 --> 00:24:37,258
Scribble it on his trapper keeper?
529
00:24:37,427 --> 00:24:38,961
Hey, did you get an "A"?
530
00:24:39,377 --> 00:24:42,144
Yeah, but the cheating kind
of cheapens the whole thing.
531
00:24:42,191 --> 00:24:43,675
You're only cheating yourself.
532
00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:45,451
Yeah, well, I got off easy.
533
00:24:45,475 --> 00:24:49,857
You know that kid Horshack
from that prison experiment?
534
00:24:49,891 --> 00:24:52,622
He got caught doing two tests.
They busted him.
535
00:24:53,535 --> 00:24:54,888
And guess who else. That uh...
536
00:24:54,922 --> 00:24:58,692
that psycho guard that was
tormenting him so bad, Rafe,
537
00:24:59,370 --> 00:25:02,224
yeah, he was taking his test for him.
538
00:25:03,435 --> 00:25:06,216
Can you believe that?
People are crazy, huh?
539
00:25:07,087 --> 00:25:08,193
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
540
00:25:08,227 --> 00:25:10,528
Uh, thank God. Real food.
541
00:25:13,230 --> 00:25:14,562
- JEFF: Good evening, Mr. Echolls.
- Yeah, hi.
542
00:25:14,586 --> 00:25:17,763
VERONICA: That voice...
I recognize that voice.
543
00:25:17,961 --> 00:25:19,193
Wait.
544
00:25:19,585 --> 00:25:20,974
Have a good evening.
545
00:25:21,008 --> 00:25:22,310
Excuse me.
546
00:25:23,769 --> 00:25:26,716
Jeff Ratner... what a surprise.
547
00:25:33,577 --> 00:25:35,138
You guys know each other?
548
00:25:36,516 --> 00:25:37,896
You want to tell him, Ratner?
549
00:25:37,930 --> 00:25:39,075
What's to tell?
550
00:25:39,109 --> 00:25:41,864
This is the guy who's trying to get
me tossed out of Landry's class.
551
00:25:41,953 --> 00:25:43,353
You should be. You cheated.
552
00:25:43,974 --> 00:25:46,357
Now it turns out you work
at the Neptune Grand,
553
00:25:46,391 --> 00:25:49,529
which happens to be where
the fake paper was posted from.
554
00:25:50,372 --> 00:25:53,107
Strange, huh, Rory Finch?
555
00:25:53,279 --> 00:25:55,318
What are you talking about? I
don't "happen to work here."
556
00:25:55,342 --> 00:25:56,746
I've worked here two years.
557
00:25:56,779 --> 00:25:57,976
You've seen me a hundred times,
558
00:25:58,000 --> 00:25:59,552
but you don't notice the little people
559
00:25:59,586 --> 00:26:02,321
'cause you're too busy lounging
with Captain Moneybags here.
560
00:26:02,632 --> 00:26:04,232
That's Admiral Moneybags.
561
00:26:04,597 --> 00:26:06,421
- I trust our steak's to your liking?
- Always.
562
00:26:06,445 --> 00:26:07,479
Good night, then.
563
00:26:08,002 --> 00:26:09,075
That's my girl,
564
00:26:09,109 --> 00:26:11,343
spreading sunshine wherever she goes.
565
00:26:11,776 --> 00:26:14,482
That boy doesn't know it yet,
but he's the living dead.
566
00:26:15,411 --> 00:26:18,384
[ALARM BEEPING]
567
00:26:21,357 --> 00:26:22,485
Dude!
568
00:26:23,237 --> 00:26:24,415
Dude!
569
00:26:25,574 --> 00:26:28,109
Hey, look, man, it's school policy
570
00:26:28,110 --> 00:26:29,683
that if you're dead,
I get to keep your stuff,
571
00:26:29,707 --> 00:26:31,962
so if you are dead,
just don't say anything.
572
00:26:36,946 --> 00:26:38,746
Well, that's disappointing.
573
00:26:38,865 --> 00:26:40,337
Oh, crap.
574
00:26:41,341 --> 00:26:44,509
Hey, I could have just left you
there and taken your iPod, so...
575
00:26:45,633 --> 00:26:46,673
You're welcome.
576
00:26:47,240 --> 00:26:49,642
[BEEPING CONTINUES]
577
00:26:53,349 --> 00:26:54,720
MAN: A big shot!
578
00:26:54,989 --> 00:26:56,668
Get underneath it! On the left!
579
00:26:59,542 --> 00:27:02,962
Coach. I'm sorry. I missed my alarm.
580
00:27:03,152 --> 00:27:05,457
- Come here.
- If it ain't Sleeping Beauty.
581
00:27:05,491 --> 00:27:06,661
Play the game, Mason.
582
00:27:08,145 --> 00:27:10,852
You have a chance to start
this year as a freshman.
583
00:27:11,254 --> 00:27:13,379
Don't blow it by staying
up all night partying.
584
00:27:13,503 --> 00:27:16,285
You need to buckle down, Fennel.
Now, go suit up.
585
00:27:16,325 --> 00:27:17,395
OK.
586
00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:19,801
MAN: I'll take a big shot!
587
00:27:20,831 --> 00:27:22,202
VERONICA: Eight years ago, I was sent
588
00:27:22,226 --> 00:27:24,684
to ask Brad Stark
if he liked Suzy Doyle.
589
00:27:24,867 --> 00:27:26,801
The two of them never spoke again.
590
00:27:26,802 --> 00:27:28,129
In the intervening years,
591
00:27:28,163 --> 00:27:29,614
I haven't gotten any better at this.
592
00:27:29,655 --> 00:27:31,215
Yeah, we'll talk later, all right? Bye.
593
00:27:32,020 --> 00:27:33,051
Hey, Veronica.
594
00:27:33,085 --> 00:27:35,372
Hey, Piz, thanks for bowling
the other night.
595
00:27:35,406 --> 00:27:37,756
- That was fun.
- Good. Yeah, great. Ugh.
596
00:27:37,927 --> 00:27:39,334
Did Logan have a good time?
597
00:27:39,368 --> 00:27:41,482
He did, as well. We both did.
598
00:27:42,542 --> 00:27:44,637
So, everyone had a good time then.
599
00:27:45,451 --> 00:27:46,967
I declare bowling a success.
600
00:27:47,450 --> 00:27:50,284
And Parker had a good time, too.
601
00:27:50,425 --> 00:27:52,107
Oh, yeah, good. She seems nice.
602
00:27:52,299 --> 00:27:55,177
You think so?
The reason I ask is because...
603
00:27:58,052 --> 00:28:01,310
I'm sorry. I'm having a traumatic-stress
flashback to the sixth grade.
604
00:28:02,905 --> 00:28:05,552
Parker thought you were cool...
605
00:28:07,963 --> 00:28:09,232
and also cute.
606
00:28:09,778 --> 00:28:11,240
Oh. [CHUCKLES]
607
00:28:12,006 --> 00:28:13,342
Uh, well...
608
00:28:14,198 --> 00:28:15,298
Oh.
609
00:28:15,550 --> 00:28:16,709
Oh, what?
610
00:28:16,743 --> 00:28:20,280
Uh, no, she's really nice,
but she's not really my type.
611
00:28:20,723 --> 00:28:22,318
Oh, you have a type.
612
00:28:22,725 --> 00:28:24,013
Yeah, kind of.
613
00:28:24,654 --> 00:28:26,263
And it's not her.
614
00:28:29,646 --> 00:28:32,467
Okay, so, remember,
this was just a practice quiz,
615
00:28:32,560 --> 00:28:35,202
but all this material will be
on your next exam.
616
00:28:35,787 --> 00:28:39,576
Mr. Fennel... 67... "D" plus.
That's a real improvement.
617
00:28:45,832 --> 00:28:47,910
Hey, Veronica,
guess what I just found out.
618
00:28:47,944 --> 00:28:49,179
Piz has a radio show.
619
00:28:49,253 --> 00:28:50,553
- I know.
- Tonight.
620
00:28:50,637 --> 00:28:53,098
You know the station's
right in student union.
621
00:28:53,507 --> 00:28:55,293
- Let's drop by.
- It'll be late.
622
00:28:55,327 --> 00:28:57,428
Oh, late schmate. It'll be fun.
623
00:28:58,707 --> 00:29:00,168
Everybody's always saying that.
624
00:29:00,842 --> 00:29:04,612
Join us next time when we ask,
"Why does everyone hate America?
625
00:29:04,800 --> 00:29:07,150
Is the rest of the world crazy
or just stupid?"
626
00:29:08,346 --> 00:29:10,736
Well, that's it for the Piz.
Stick around for Club Flush.
627
00:29:11,266 --> 00:29:13,935
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYS]
628
00:29:17,095 --> 00:29:18,730
This is so cool!
629
00:29:19,163 --> 00:29:21,023
Why didn't you say you had a radio show?
630
00:29:21,617 --> 00:29:24,499
You know, I meant to mention it, but
I guess it just slipped my mind.
631
00:29:26,054 --> 00:29:27,722
We were just in the neighborhood.
632
00:29:28,156 --> 00:29:30,249
I always wanted to know
how it all works.
633
00:29:31,398 --> 00:29:34,061
Maybe you could show me
what all this stuff is sometime.
634
00:29:34,492 --> 00:29:35,997
Yeah, the guy who does
the Club-n-House show
635
00:29:35,998 --> 00:29:37,273
is supposed to start now, so...
636
00:29:38,210 --> 00:29:39,867
What's everyone doing after?
637
00:29:39,868 --> 00:29:41,937
I could totally use pizza.
638
00:29:42,057 --> 00:29:44,093
MERCER: You can have this.
639
00:29:45,874 --> 00:29:47,327
I only licked it a little.
640
00:29:47,819 --> 00:29:48,851
Hey, Veronica.
641
00:29:48,900 --> 00:29:50,620
Hey, Mercer.
You're the Club-n-House show?
642
00:29:50,774 --> 00:29:52,877
The Down-n-Dirty Clubbin'-est.
643
00:29:53,028 --> 00:29:56,025
- Hi, I'm Mercer.
- Hi.
644
00:29:56,184 --> 00:29:58,453
Well, I haven't eaten dinner,
so I could grab a slice.
645
00:30:00,547 --> 00:30:02,548
Actually, we got to go.
646
00:30:02,675 --> 00:30:04,634
Uh. We'll see you later, Piz.
647
00:30:05,186 --> 00:30:07,320
Ugh, nice meeting you, Parker.
648
00:30:07,595 --> 00:30:08,767
Parker, are you okay?
649
00:30:08,809 --> 00:30:12,412
Oh, that guy Mercer. I just... his
cologne, I...
650
00:30:12,531 --> 00:30:13,830
I smelled it before.
651
00:30:14,118 --> 00:30:15,419
Yeah?
652
00:30:15,481 --> 00:30:17,580
It's like, burned into my brain...
653
00:30:18,972 --> 00:30:20,705
From the night I was raped.
654
00:30:23,509 --> 00:30:25,330
I mean, I can't be sure, but...
655
00:30:27,236 --> 00:30:28,830
Oh. I just got the worst...
656
00:30:28,871 --> 00:30:30,306
Vibe? Yeah.
657
00:30:31,791 --> 00:30:33,264
He'll be in there
for the next two hours.
658
00:30:33,288 --> 00:30:34,314
I'll look into it.
659
00:30:34,348 --> 00:30:37,392
Because I've still got 24 hours
with Weevil's keys.
660
00:31:19,502 --> 00:31:20,579
You want to know why?
661
00:31:20,613 --> 00:31:23,032
'Cause I'll stick my foot
so far up your...
662
00:31:24,610 --> 00:31:25,681
Hey.
663
00:31:26,735 --> 00:31:29,907
Could someone let me know
when some girl is in my office?
664
00:31:31,498 --> 00:31:32,579
What are you doing here?
665
00:31:32,613 --> 00:31:34,040
I'm here about the rapes at Hearst.
666
00:31:34,074 --> 00:31:35,274
Already aware of them.
667
00:31:35,308 --> 00:31:37,142
Thanks for coming by. I'm real busy.
668
00:31:37,545 --> 00:31:38,980
This is sketchy, but...
669
00:31:39,021 --> 00:31:41,446
If it's Bigfoot, we checked.
He's got an alibi.
670
00:31:41,679 --> 00:31:44,907
Oh, rape humor. It never gets old.
671
00:31:45,527 --> 00:31:46,915
I know one of the victims.
672
00:31:46,962 --> 00:31:48,584
Yesterday she thought she recognized
673
00:31:48,618 --> 00:31:51,360
the guy who raped her, by his cologne.
674
00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:55,087
And then I just happened
to be in his room,
675
00:31:55,704 --> 00:31:57,079
and I saw some clippers.
676
00:31:57,175 --> 00:31:58,642
Does this man have a name?
677
00:31:58,703 --> 00:31:59,936
Mercer Hayes.
678
00:32:00,508 --> 00:32:02,308
The kid who ran the card room
that got robbed.
679
00:32:02,468 --> 00:32:03,517
That's him.
680
00:32:04,694 --> 00:32:05,827
What?
681
00:32:06,281 --> 00:32:09,603
We finally found the stolen cash box,
and along with all the money,
682
00:32:09,637 --> 00:32:11,485
we found something interesting...
683
00:32:12,057 --> 00:32:13,993
two vials of GHB...
684
00:32:15,612 --> 00:32:18,493
The same date-rape drug the rapist
used on two of his victims.
685
00:32:22,022 --> 00:32:23,990
Hey, how's my Diaper Dandy?
686
00:32:24,499 --> 00:32:26,228
Here to get some extra work in?
687
00:32:27,220 --> 00:32:30,400
Actually, coach, I got
this class that's killing me.
688
00:32:31,056 --> 00:32:32,925
I could drop it, change majors,
689
00:32:33,284 --> 00:32:34,902
but it's what I want to do for a living.
690
00:32:36,917 --> 00:32:38,714
I think I need to take the semester off.
691
00:32:39,749 --> 00:32:41,215
I'd be back by mid-season.
692
00:32:41,628 --> 00:32:43,508
I know you don't have to
keep me on scholarship.
693
00:32:44,480 --> 00:32:46,120
Keep the scholarship, Wallace.
694
00:32:47,136 --> 00:32:50,323
But you do realize you're throwing
away your chance to start.
695
00:32:50,993 --> 00:32:53,230
You probably won't
smell the court this year.
696
00:32:53,401 --> 00:32:54,761
Are you prepared for that?
697
00:32:57,399 --> 00:32:59,067
VERONICA: I assumed
after I called Ratner
698
00:32:59,101 --> 00:33:01,135
on this Rory Finch thing it was over,
699
00:33:01,136 --> 00:33:03,430
until my new friend Tina Callas told me
700
00:33:03,464 --> 00:33:05,406
he just made a new reservation.
701
00:33:05,667 --> 00:33:06,840
You rang?
702
00:33:07,089 --> 00:33:08,394
There you are, miss.
703
00:33:09,595 --> 00:33:11,395
_
704
00:33:29,303 --> 00:33:30,356
What are you doing here?
705
00:33:30,390 --> 00:33:32,693
Just grabbing a drink. Are you uh...
706
00:33:40,856 --> 00:33:41,949
What are you doing?
707
00:33:42,000 --> 00:33:44,707
Honey, I told you, it's completely
innocent. We're just friends.
708
00:33:45,447 --> 00:33:47,348
You think the other person's great
709
00:33:47,349 --> 00:33:50,184
and you have a great time
doing stuff together friends?
710
00:33:50,185 --> 00:33:51,843
There's nothing wrong with it.
711
00:33:52,392 --> 00:33:57,500
Unless your friend is a very
attractive, unhappily married woman.
712
00:33:57,670 --> 00:34:00,734
Veronica, I know a little more
about this than you.
713
00:34:01,500 --> 00:34:02,609
Don't worry.
714
00:34:03,976 --> 00:34:05,265
I worry.
715
00:34:08,536 --> 00:34:12,562
VERONICA: Okay, number 906, behind which
lies the answer to everything.
716
00:34:18,608 --> 00:34:20,906
- Veronica Mars?
- Mrs. O'Dell?
717
00:34:21,276 --> 00:34:24,789
I... I was looking into
a term-paper thing.
718
00:34:25,571 --> 00:34:28,469
I'm sorry. Uh, wrong room.
719
00:34:33,061 --> 00:34:34,862
VERONICA: So, now I'm actually confused.
720
00:34:35,435 --> 00:34:38,966
What does the dean's wife have to
do with the mysterious Rory Finch?
721
00:34:40,404 --> 00:34:41,602
Oh.
722
00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,467
Veronica.
723
00:34:45,507 --> 00:34:47,154
Professor, hi.
724
00:34:48,047 --> 00:34:49,834
I got off on the wrong floor.
725
00:34:49,907 --> 00:34:51,006
Ah.
726
00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:54,256
- Well, nice seeing you.
- See you in class.
727
00:34:59,643 --> 00:35:00,803
Rory Finch?
728
00:35:04,262 --> 00:35:05,334
Perfect.
729
00:35:05,368 --> 00:35:06,490
- Oh.
- Oh.
730
00:35:07,261 --> 00:35:08,287
[CHUCKLES]
731
00:35:08,321 --> 00:35:09,841
You know what they say about martinis.
732
00:35:10,032 --> 00:35:12,178
Umm, something involving breasts?
733
00:35:14,040 --> 00:35:15,673
One's too few, et cetera.
734
00:35:16,521 --> 00:35:18,701
I'll have to settle for one
if I'm gonna make it home.
735
00:35:19,404 --> 00:35:22,436
We don't have to worry, I mean,
736
00:35:23,193 --> 00:35:24,289
if we don't want to.
737
00:35:24,731 --> 00:35:25,936
What do you mean?
738
00:35:26,548 --> 00:35:27,795
I mean...
739
00:35:31,553 --> 00:35:36,959
Well, honestly,
I need to tell you something.
740
00:35:37,967 --> 00:35:41,003
I wouldn't, but all alone at the house,
741
00:35:41,037 --> 00:35:43,951
I've got a lot of time
on my hands to think.
742
00:35:43,985 --> 00:35:45,529
And one of the things that I think
743
00:35:45,563 --> 00:35:47,170
is knowing that I don't want to be
744
00:35:47,204 --> 00:35:51,975
lying on my deathbed someday
just counting regrets.
745
00:35:53,365 --> 00:35:55,303
I'm still not sure what you mean.
746
00:35:56,639 --> 00:36:00,014
I mean, I got a room,
747
00:36:00,459 --> 00:36:01,584
here,
748
00:36:02,045 --> 00:36:03,201
if...
749
00:36:04,068 --> 00:36:09,240
if we think we might have use for...
750
00:36:10,146 --> 00:36:11,248
Oh, no.
751
00:36:11,857 --> 00:36:15,795
Harmony, I don't know if that's
such a good idea right now.
752
00:36:15,829 --> 00:36:18,553
Oh, no, Keith, I'm sorry. I've ruined...
753
00:36:18,595 --> 00:36:20,530
No, you didn't ruin anything
754
00:36:21,186 --> 00:36:25,131
because I really, really, really,
755
00:36:25,165 --> 00:36:26,248
want to say yes.
756
00:36:26,282 --> 00:36:27,982
You are an amazing woman, and,
757
00:36:29,306 --> 00:36:30,586
I just can't.
758
00:36:32,235 --> 00:36:33,834
I don't want to be on my deathbed
759
00:36:34,244 --> 00:36:35,645
counting regrets either,
760
00:36:35,896 --> 00:36:38,342
but I just can't figure out
which I'd regret more...
761
00:36:38,376 --> 00:36:41,006
going up or not going up.
762
00:36:41,168 --> 00:36:42,646
So, I have to...
763
00:36:46,764 --> 00:36:47,826
I'm sorry.
764
00:36:47,936 --> 00:36:49,131
Yeah. Mm-hmm.
765
00:37:09,133 --> 00:37:12,269
Oh, man. I totally didn't see that sign.
766
00:37:15,022 --> 00:37:16,152
Are you okay?
767
00:37:16,726 --> 00:37:17,993
- Are you okay?
- Yeah, yeah.
768
00:37:18,035 --> 00:37:19,502
Yeah, I'm okay. I'm okay.
769
00:37:19,861 --> 00:37:22,519
Man, I guess I... I'll get some help.
770
00:37:33,007 --> 00:37:34,618
[BREATHING HEAVILY]
771
00:37:43,218 --> 00:37:44,819
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
772
00:38:01,723 --> 00:38:05,524
Dad? This nutritious breakfast
isn't gonna eat itself!
773
00:38:06,056 --> 00:38:07,609
Come on. Up and at 'em.
774
00:38:11,579 --> 00:38:12,603
Dad!
775
00:38:14,425 --> 00:38:15,501
Dad, come on.
776
00:38:28,712 --> 00:38:31,547
Ms. Mars! Do you need something?
777
00:38:32,005 --> 00:38:33,352
Just to give you this.
778
00:38:35,189 --> 00:38:39,063
This proves that whoever posted the
paper I supposedly copied online
779
00:38:39,097 --> 00:38:40,961
did so after I had
already turned mine in.
780
00:38:41,530 --> 00:38:44,156
I didn't cheat, this proves it,
and that's the end of that.
781
00:38:44,370 --> 00:38:46,766
Great. So, you're off the hook.
782
00:38:47,792 --> 00:38:49,000
Did you prove who did it?
783
00:38:49,274 --> 00:38:52,024
More process of elimination.
784
00:38:52,492 --> 00:38:56,055
But I'm still not sure why,
so I thought I'd ask.
785
00:38:56,628 --> 00:38:57,836
Why did you do it?
786
00:38:58,960 --> 00:39:02,453
Why did you want me to follow
that trail to Rory Finch?
787
00:39:02,711 --> 00:39:05,367
You could get in a lot of trouble,
you know, if I decided to...
788
00:39:05,401 --> 00:39:06,578
let me interrupt
789
00:39:06,725 --> 00:39:10,461
and preface this entire
conversation with this.
790
00:39:10,669 --> 00:39:14,367
Ugh, I didn't do it,
and you can't prove that I did.
791
00:39:15,461 --> 00:39:17,453
Hypothetically, ugh, I can see
792
00:39:17,487 --> 00:39:19,719
where one might think
someone in my position
793
00:39:19,998 --> 00:39:22,024
would want to set up
this sort of treasure hunt.
794
00:39:22,704 --> 00:39:24,680
After all, I was
professor Landry's protege
795
00:39:24,714 --> 00:39:26,477
for three years before you showed up...
796
00:39:26,979 --> 00:39:29,149
his star pupil, right-hand man.
797
00:39:29,598 --> 00:39:32,446
I got his dry cleaning, ordered
Chinese when we worked late.
798
00:39:33,451 --> 00:39:34,805
I was like you.
799
00:39:35,383 --> 00:39:36,783
What a professor!
800
00:39:37,285 --> 00:39:39,625
He's smart, charming, such a great guy.
801
00:39:39,819 --> 00:39:42,588
And then you find out he had an
affair with the dean's wife.
802
00:39:42,962 --> 00:39:45,649
There were others before. The
dean's wife... that's recent.
803
00:39:48,821 --> 00:39:52,633
A person in my position might have
thought he was doing you a favor.
804
00:39:53,815 --> 00:39:55,641
Since the professor thinks
so highly of you,
805
00:39:55,675 --> 00:39:59,044
it might be helpful to
demonstrate who he really is
806
00:39:59,728 --> 00:40:02,485
before you go too far under his spell.
807
00:40:03,888 --> 00:40:07,266
Do me a favor, will you?
Don't do me any more favors.
808
00:40:10,826 --> 00:40:11,930
What's this?
809
00:40:11,964 --> 00:40:14,836
You have the same kind
of crazy press-clipping board
810
00:40:14,870 --> 00:40:17,461
every movie serial killer keeps.
811
00:40:17,923 --> 00:40:20,227
You know, there's been
no DNA evidence so far...
812
00:40:20,731 --> 00:40:22,131
no semen, no hair.
813
00:40:22,274 --> 00:40:23,571
Makes you wonder.
814
00:40:24,973 --> 00:40:26,008
Huh.
815
00:40:26,615 --> 00:40:28,305
You see something I don't?
816
00:40:29,711 --> 00:40:30,867
Maybe.
817
00:40:32,094 --> 00:40:33,696
You really thought Ratner did it?
818
00:40:35,895 --> 00:40:37,055
Oh, crap.
819
00:40:39,433 --> 00:40:42,860
No, no. I did not put those in there.
820
00:40:44,704 --> 00:40:47,383
Hooke's law and a prismatic rod.
821
00:40:47,543 --> 00:40:50,086
Length "L" and cross-sectional area "A"
822
00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:51,446
we treat as a linear spring,
823
00:40:51,480 --> 00:40:55,188
so extension is linearly
proportional to tensile stress
824
00:40:55,222 --> 00:40:56,622
by a constant factor...
825
00:40:56,671 --> 00:40:59,274
the inverse of its modulus
of elasticity.
826
00:41:04,675 --> 00:41:06,985
Ah, Ms. Mars, join me, would you?
827
00:41:08,109 --> 00:41:10,266
Uh, sure, Dean.
828
00:41:13,867 --> 00:41:15,250
I just don't want more kids coming
829
00:41:15,300 --> 00:41:17,531
and giving me their ideas
about how to run the school...
830
00:41:17,750 --> 00:41:19,550
my biggest problem as dean.
831
00:41:20,477 --> 00:41:24,078
I don't like college students...
most of them, anyway.
832
00:41:24,813 --> 00:41:26,347
So, why do you eat here?
833
00:41:26,661 --> 00:41:28,391
This damn burger... I love it.
834
00:41:29,125 --> 00:41:30,641
If you see my wife, don't tell her.
835
00:41:30,675 --> 00:41:32,750
There's some things
she's better off not knowing.
836
00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:36,289
Dean...
837
00:41:37,982 --> 00:41:39,414
- Just some...
- Hmm.
838
00:41:39,986 --> 00:41:41,621
Hey, I need to talk to you.
839
00:41:42,387 --> 00:41:43,821
Sorry, I'll be right back.
840
00:41:45,794 --> 00:41:47,750
- So, what's up?
- I need your help.
841
00:41:48,027 --> 00:41:49,560
- What's wrong?
- It's Mercer.
842
00:41:49,594 --> 00:41:51,970
Lamb just arrested him
for the rapes on campus.
843
00:41:52,406 --> 00:41:54,422
He didn't do it, okay? You have to help.
844
00:41:54,900 --> 00:41:56,360
How do you know he didn't do it?
845
00:41:57,083 --> 00:41:59,283
'Cause I was with him the night
of the rape this summer.
846
00:42:00,074 --> 00:42:02,078
Where? Doing what?
847
00:42:03,164 --> 00:42:04,180
I can't tell you, okay?
848
00:42:04,214 --> 00:42:06,328
But you have to trust me. He's innocent.
849
00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:16,000
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