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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪
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♪ They're coming down south ♪
♪ To stay with me ♪
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- ♪ Big Moz ♪
- ♪ Do you love me? ♪
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- ♪ Yep ♪
- ♪ I'm Cocoa ♪
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♪ Jade in the house,
I've got a lot to say ♪
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♪ I'm a big sis ♪
♪ Can't-miss renegade ♪
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- ♪ Call me Shaka now ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
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- ♪ I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi ♪
♪ That's me ♪
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- ♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪
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♪ It's Family Reunion ♪
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Family Reunion was filmed
in front of a live audience.
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Jade, you don't wanna be late
for first day of school.
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Did you know kids in Sweden only go
to school for three hours a day?
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Name a city in Sweden.
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Huh? Uh...
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That's why you go for six.
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Both of you, brush your teeth. Let's go.
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Brush 'em all.
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I thought last night, we
decided on the denim romper.
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Oh, it was too cute.
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I'm the new girl, so I'm
already gonna stand out.
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I don't want to look thirsty.
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I see you don't have any
problem looking triflin'.
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Hmm.
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Okay. What do you think?
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This says fun-and-friendly Jade,
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but then this says
sophisticated-and-approachable Jade.
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Mm. Which says
dressed-and-in-the-car Jade?
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You know, Jade, you will
look great in anything.
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I remember when I was tiny like you,
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only I was known as Big Booty Judy.
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Why Judy?
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Because Big Booty Amelia doesn't
rhyme. Ha ha ha ha ha ha.
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Whoa! Can a brother get a warning?
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Almost put my eye out with that thing.
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I hope you spend as much
time with your books
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as you do with your clothes.
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Of course I do.
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- Then where are your books?
- They're in my room.
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- Then what are these?
- Like I said, they're in the kitchen.
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Mommy...
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there's a woman's march
on Saturday. Can we go?
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Oh, absolutely, sweet pea. You know,
Jade, you should come this time.
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That last one was so empowering.
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Support the sisterhood.
I'm a nasty woman.
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I do support the sisterhood.
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Which is why I hope you'll bring me
back another girl power t-shirt.
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Well, don't you want
to march and earn it?
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That just sounds so sweaty.
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I pity your generation.
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- Hey, Jade.
- Hey.
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Everyone is so smiley and friendly.
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Is this how they treat all the new kids?
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Just the ones with toilet-paper tails.
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Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
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- My God.
- Don't worry. It happens all the time.
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- Really?
- No. I just wanted you to feel better.
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As-salaam-alaikum.
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Actually, it's Jade. Remember?
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Of course it is.
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As-salaam-alaikum is Arabic.
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It means, "Peace be unto
you." It's like, "Wassup?"
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Oh, cool. My Arabic's a little rusty.
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Um... a-salami-bacon to you, too.
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Good morning, ladies.
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- Hi.
- Good morning.
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I am Principal Glass, and I'm new here.
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Can someone please tell me why
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you are dressed like you are
going to a discotheque?
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Is that a new app?
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No. It's an old club
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where your grandparents used
to shake their tail feathers
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while I was out risking
my tail for America.
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Your attire is unacceptable.
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What? Why?
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Too short.
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Too tight.
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Too naked.
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Consider investing into fatigues.
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They're neat and practical.
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But we're not at war.
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The battle to train the mind never ends.
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All three of you, march.
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Now. Come on now.
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Y'all wouldn't have lasted five
minutes in Fallujah. Come on now.
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You must be May-zi.
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Oh, it's Mazzi.
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Cool name. I'm Andres.
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What are your folks feeding you?
You're a giant.
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That's funny. I'm usually
the shortest kid in class.
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Yeah, I'm hoping for a growth spurt.
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Dunking on LeBron is on my bucket list.
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Good morning, everyone.
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I'm Ms. Fink. Find your seats.
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Okay, let's start with an icebreaker.
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Can anyone tell me
what an icebreaker is?
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- Tell me your name.
- It's Mazzi.
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And an icebreaker is?
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- A fun get-to-know-you game.
- That's right, Mazzi.
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Congratulations. You're our first
winning student. Alley-oop.
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A teacher giving out candy?
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Is this a set-up?
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She's drumming up business.
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Her husband's a dentist.
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Can't knock the hustle.
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Okay, I want everybody to say
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why they're excited to
be in fourth grade.
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Fourth grade? I thought
this was fifth grade.
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It's definitely fourth.
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Candace there has been my woman
since we were in kindergarten,
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and we just celebrated our
four-year anniversary.
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It's a love-hate thing.
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Oh, man, I'm in the wrong class.
I've gotta tell Miss Fink.
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Oh, Mazzi. My superstar.
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Tell us why you're excited
about fourth grade.
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But before you do, take two.
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I'm excited about the fourth grade
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because I have the best
teacher in the world.
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Good answer. Whoo.
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I thought you were gonna tell her.
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I changed my mind.
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Maybe I'll tell her.
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Uhh.
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Good thing we had these clothes
in the lost and found.
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Otherwise, you would've had
to go home and change.
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This shirt smells funny.
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There's nothing funny about
the way mine smells.
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You should've thought about that
before you came to my school
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dressed as Hoochie and the Blowfish.
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I don't understand why my
outfit was inappropriate.
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This is the student handbook.
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Section 163 clearly
states our dress code.
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Commit it to memory and show up
here for lunchtime detention.
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And next time, make better choices.
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- I wish I'd chosen my denim romper.
- That's a negative.
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First you're wearing a romper,
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then you flirt with a cashier
at the grocery store.
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Next, you're leaving your
devoted husband of ten years,
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so romp that romper right
back into your closet, Carla.
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I mean, Miss McKellan.
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Forward.
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Ooh, girl, you better run.
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Yeah, Principal Glass
is on a romper rampage.
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Oh. Nice backpack.
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Hey, is this yours?
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Is this yours?
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"Brooke Green."
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You have great taste, Brooke.
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- Hey, Brooke.
- Hey.
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Brooke.
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Be cool. Be cool.
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Maybelle, for the last time, I
do not have your frying pan.
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I have the memory of an elephant. I...
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What? I said "memory," heffer.
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That's why your third husband left,
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'cause you don't know
how to talk to nobody.
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Besides, I only use cast-iron skillets.
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Now, I would remember if I borrowed
your stainless-steel frying pan
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with that big ol' letter
"M" in the center.
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Goodbye. Unh.
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Isn't this an "M"?
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Oh, no, baby, that's not a
"M." That's a "W." See?
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My folks used to post up like this
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and watch us come home from school.
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M'Dear could tell what kind of day
we had by the way we were walking.
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Oh, here comes Jade.
What's that walk say?
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That's definitely an "I had a great day
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and can't wait to tell
you all about it" walk.
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Hey, sweetie. How was your first day?
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Ahh. Horrible,
humiliating, traumatizing.
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I may have read her walk wrong.
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Well, honey, and I hate to pile on,
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but why on earth why would
you pick that to wear?
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I didn't. The principal made me.
He's a crazy ex-Army lieutenant
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who runs the place like
a military academy.
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I got detention for wearing this.
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- That's an adorable top.
- Uh-huh.
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Wait, that's my top.
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How dare he tell us what we can wear?
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- Our top is fine.
- Mm-hmm.
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Well, I'm not sure about the color...
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Our top is fine!
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Okay. It's fine... in Seattle.
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But we're in the South,
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and I told you things
here might be different.
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You said different, not oppressive.
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- We need to have a talk with that man.
- And say what?
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"We're ignoring school policies so
our kid can show a little skin?"
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He'll laugh us out of there,
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and I bet all the schools in
town have the same rules.
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So you mean I don't have
any choice? This is not fair.
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- Life isn't always fair, baby.
- Ahh.
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I want to go home.
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Okay, remind me why this
move was a great idea.
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We knew there'd be some bumps
until we all adjusted.
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Upp, here comes Mazzi. Oh, no.
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Poor fellow looks like
a dead man walking.
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- Hey, son.
- How was your day?
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Awesome! I love school!
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I love Columbus! I'm
so glad we moved here.
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You're just not good at this.
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Hey, Dad.
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Hey. You're home late.
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I've been trying to find Brooke
Green to return this backpack.
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Oh, yeah? Is she pretty?
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I mean, smart, in case
your mother's listening.
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Oh, yeah, she is real smart.
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And we have a lot in
common. Check it out.
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An Oculus Rift, Beats headphones,
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and Air Max 95s. Just like me.
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Wow. She might be your soulmate.
So what's your play, playa?
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- Put on a fresh button-down...
- Mm-hmm.
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... a little smell-good...
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- Yeah.
- ... then drop those words on her.
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Ooh. What kind of words?
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I was thinking the
emoji with heart eyes.
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Emojis aren't words, son.
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It's a good thing you're married, Dad.
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The game has left you behind.
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That one hurt.
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Why are you so excited?
Oh, let me guess.
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You didn't pee in the bed last night.
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You can't prove it was pee.
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I got put back into the fourth grade.
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And you're happy about that?
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It was great!
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For once, I was one of the
tallest in the class,
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I knew the answer to every
question, and my teacher loves me.
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You got lucky. College athletes
hold themselves back all the time.
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It's called "red-shirting."
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It gives you a year to get
better, faster, stronger, and...
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Yes. I'll red-shirt myself this year
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and come into fifth grade next
year better, faster, stronger.
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You might want to think about
red-shirting two years.
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I think I peed again.
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Much better, young lady. Much better.
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This is an example of what
you kids should aspire to.
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The outfit is supposed to be ironic.
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I'm making a statement.
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And what a positive statement it is.
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Dismissed! Hut! Hup! Everybody back.
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I am Coach Wilson. The rules
of detention are simple.
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00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,429
Books open, mouths closed.
247
00:12:47,099 --> 00:12:50,389
Coach, aren't you the owner
of a blue 1997 Ford Taurus
248
00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,898
with a broken headlight and
duct tape on the hood?
249
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:58,781
No. I drive a Mustang. Way
cooler than a Taurus. Ha ha.
250
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:00,741
Okay, thanks.
251
00:13:00,821 --> 00:13:03,241
It's not Coach's. Tow it!
252
00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:07,495
I gotta hit the ladies' room.
Be right back.
253
00:13:09,955 --> 00:13:11,075
I'm Floyd.
254
00:13:11,165 --> 00:13:13,075
That's Marty and Tank.
255
00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:16,587
- What y'all in for?
- Jade. Dress-code violation.
256
00:13:16,670 --> 00:13:19,010
- Us too.
- What are you in for?
257
00:13:19,089 --> 00:13:21,179
I got caught smoking in the boys' room,
258
00:13:21,258 --> 00:13:22,888
Marty cheated on a test,
259
00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,520
and Tank here...
260
00:13:24,550 --> 00:13:26,888
Tank's in for pushing a kid down
the hill in a Port-a-Potty.
261
00:13:26,972 --> 00:13:28,352
- Serious?
- Gross.
262
00:13:28,430 --> 00:13:30,240
Tank's got some issues.
263
00:13:30,260 --> 00:13:32,232
I wouldn't make direct eye
contact, if I were you.
264
00:13:34,980 --> 00:13:38,820
Wait. So, you guys are doing
hard time for real crimes,
265
00:13:38,901 --> 00:13:40,951
and we're in detention
because of our clothes?
266
00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,530
Did you see there are
three pages of rules
267
00:13:44,540 --> 00:13:46,281
telling us what we can and can't wear?
268
00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,367
And it seems to only affect the girls.
269
00:13:48,450 --> 00:13:50,180
All you guys have to do
270
00:13:50,200 --> 00:13:52,042
is basically not show your butt cracks.
271
00:13:53,123 --> 00:13:54,383
It's just not fair.
272
00:13:54,458 --> 00:13:55,838
What's the big deal?
273
00:13:55,918 --> 00:13:57,668
Nobody cares what guys are wearing.
274
00:13:57,753 --> 00:14:00,593
Exactly. And that's the problem.
275
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,093
Look at Tank. Not in the eyes, though.
276
00:14:05,261 --> 00:14:06,801
He can show his shoulders.
277
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:10,641
Marty's shorts are form-fitting,
and they aren't touching his knees.
278
00:14:10,724 --> 00:14:12,274
Mm, neither has lotion.
279
00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,100
It's a complete double standard.
280
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:17,607
Exactly. These are our bodies.
281
00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:20,190
Yeah, and it should be our
choice what we put on them.
282
00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:22,646
Our bodies, our choice.
283
00:14:22,736 --> 00:14:24,736
You know that slogan's taken, right?
284
00:14:25,531 --> 00:14:27,411
I can show my shoulders if I want to.
285
00:14:30,911 --> 00:14:34,921
- Oh.
- That's right. I could show my shape.
286
00:14:35,875 --> 00:14:38,165
- Ooh.
- Okay.
287
00:14:38,252 --> 00:14:40,672
Girl, I'm with you. I can show my legs.
288
00:14:40,754 --> 00:14:41,924
Yeah!
289
00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:43,466
Look away.
290
00:14:45,259 --> 00:14:47,969
Ladies, it's time for
us to take a stand.
291
00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:50,184
Sit down!
292
00:14:53,350 --> 00:14:55,190
We'll stand up when the bell rings.
293
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:03,145
All right, Shaka, you got this.
294
00:15:07,239 --> 00:15:09,119
- Hey. Brooke, I'm Shaka.
- Hi, Shaka.
295
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:11,373
I think this belongs to you.
296
00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:13,252
You stole my backpack.
297
00:15:14,038 --> 00:15:15,578
N-No. I found it.
298
00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,666
Okay. Everything's still here.
299
00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,711
Well, I see we both like Air
Max 95s and Oculus Rifts...
300
00:15:21,795 --> 00:15:23,005
You went through my stuff?
301
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:26,223
I was just trying to see
who it belonged to.
302
00:15:26,300 --> 00:15:29,850
It's not like I had your number.
But we could change all that now.
303
00:15:31,263 --> 00:15:32,933
You're just trying to get my number.
304
00:15:33,015 --> 00:15:34,765
So, did I succeed?
305
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:36,480
Did I give it to you?
306
00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,613
Oh. Okay. Well, see you around.
307
00:15:46,779 --> 00:15:49,659
762-555...
308
00:16:07,091 --> 00:16:09,011
What is the meaning of this stunt?
309
00:16:09,093 --> 00:16:10,683
We're standing up for ourselves.
310
00:16:10,761 --> 00:16:12,681
Well, good for you.
311
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,433
Now you can do it at home,
312
00:16:14,515 --> 00:16:19,055
because you guys are all suspended
for three days! Dismissed!
313
00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:21,058
Hoo.
314
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:27,855
Let's go before you're late.
315
00:16:29,113 --> 00:16:31,073
Mr. Lee says kids can't be late.
316
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,696
It's parents who make us late.
317
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,623
Okay. No Christmas card for Mr. Lee.
318
00:16:38,080 --> 00:16:39,750
Uh, why are you dressed?
319
00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:41,672
Did Principal Glass
reverse his suspension?
320
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:45,880
No, but I'm going, anyway. I'm
fighting the school's policy.
321
00:16:45,963 --> 00:16:48,093
I went on social media
and organized a protest.
322
00:16:48,173 --> 00:16:50,383
All this over a dress code?
323
00:16:51,135 --> 00:16:54,675
If you want to make waves, why
don't you join the swim team?
324
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:55,973
I don't want to make waves.
325
00:16:56,056 --> 00:16:58,676
Then fall in line and follow the rules.
326
00:16:58,760 --> 00:17:00,060
They're there for a reason.
327
00:17:00,080 --> 00:17:01,880
To keep women in their place.
328
00:17:01,895 --> 00:17:03,331
Well, the last time I checked,
329
00:17:03,350 --> 00:17:05,355
you're not a woman,
you're a little girl,
330
00:17:05,441 --> 00:17:09,901
and all of this dress-code
issue is not that important.
331
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:11,809
Just because it's not important to you
332
00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:13,360
doesn't mean it's not important.
333
00:17:13,407 --> 00:17:15,237
Cocoa, talk to your child.
334
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,825
I will. Ahh.
335
00:17:16,910 --> 00:17:21,040
Jade, I am so proud of you. Ha ha.
336
00:17:21,623 --> 00:17:24,293
You've got my full support.
337
00:17:24,376 --> 00:17:27,416
Oh, thanks, Mom. I'm
gonna go grab my signs.
338
00:17:28,505 --> 00:17:31,505
That's my daughter.
339
00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:34,012
Well, don't you worry, 'cause
I'm sure not claiming her.
340
00:17:40,267 --> 00:17:43,187
Uh, how long is this protest gonna
last? I got a 2:00 appointment.
341
00:17:43,270 --> 00:17:46,520
Honey, playing golf with the
boys is not an appointment.
342
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,032
Babe, do you see this?
343
00:17:52,029 --> 00:17:55,199
Go ahead, Mazzi. Fourth-grade
Star of the Week.
344
00:17:56,241 --> 00:17:59,701
Moz, Mazzi is in the fifth grade.
345
00:18:00,913 --> 00:18:02,793
I knew that. It's Ami who's in the...
346
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,673
Third grade.
347
00:18:04,750 --> 00:18:08,130
- Do you know anything?
- Know I'm not gonna play golf today.
348
00:18:08,837 --> 00:18:10,877
- Are you whining?
- No.
349
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:19,057
My star. You got another perfect score.
350
00:18:20,432 --> 00:18:22,982
I love fourth grade so much.
351
00:18:24,770 --> 00:18:27,270
Excuse me. I'm Moses
McKellan, Mazzi's dad.
352
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:33,106
Oh! It's so nice to meet the father
of such an outstanding student.
353
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,985
Mm-hmm. Can I speak with
my fourth-grader, please?
354
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,199
- Boy.
- Stranger danger?
355
00:18:39,284 --> 00:18:42,254
Mazzi, you're so funny. Ha ha.
356
00:18:42,329 --> 00:18:44,039
Yeah, he's a regular Kevin Hart.
357
00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:49,585
Dad, what are you doing here?
358
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,384
What are you doing here?
359
00:18:51,460 --> 00:18:54,460
Red-shirting so I can go to
fifth grade next year better,
360
00:18:54,490 --> 00:18:55,973
faster, stronger.
361
00:18:56,051 --> 00:18:58,181
Oh. What?
362
00:18:58,887 --> 00:19:01,717
You know how things were last
year. I was a "C" student.
363
00:19:01,807 --> 00:19:03,347
In this class, I'm a superstar.
364
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,773
So you decided to cheat?
365
00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,812
Who's cheating? They
put me in this class.
366
00:19:06,895 --> 00:19:09,855
You're cheating yourself. Last year
may not have been a banner year,
367
00:19:09,940 --> 00:19:11,690
but you earned the right
to go to fifth grade.
368
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,235
But it's gonna be so hard.
369
00:19:13,318 --> 00:19:15,488
Maybe, but it's the only
way to challenge yourself
370
00:19:15,571 --> 00:19:18,321
and truly get better, faster, stronger.
371
00:19:18,407 --> 00:19:21,867
But she gives us candy in class!
372
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:25,162
And I think her husband offers
a discounted dental plan.
373
00:19:25,956 --> 00:19:27,366
How much of a discount?
374
00:19:28,125 --> 00:19:30,085
Never mind. Mazzi, this is serious.
375
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,379
- I guess you're right.
- I know I am.
376
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,842
There's no shortcuts in life.
Now go get your stuff.
377
00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,381
I could still make my appointment.
378
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,007
Moz?
379
00:19:39,094 --> 00:19:42,434
Like I said, son, there
are no shortcuts in life.
380
00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:50,311
♪ Jesus, ooh ♪
381
00:19:51,023 --> 00:19:54,863
♪ Jesus ♪
382
00:19:56,612 --> 00:19:57,612
Ooh.
383
00:19:59,823 --> 00:20:02,623
Hello? Oh!
384
00:20:03,911 --> 00:20:05,001
Hello?
385
00:20:05,078 --> 00:20:07,618
This fool thing! Oh, it's this one.
386
00:20:09,750 --> 00:20:11,290
Hello?
387
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:12,376
Maybelle.
388
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:16,134
Oh. Slow down!
389
00:20:16,840 --> 00:20:19,760
Jade's protest is on the news?
390
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,795
Oh, well, don't act so smug.
391
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,058
At least I have grandbabies.
392
00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,055
No, no, no, you started this.
393
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:31,523
You know something, I'm hanging up
first. I am hanging up. Yes, I...
394
00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:34,105
Oh, no, she didn't hang up on me.
395
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:36,275
Oh.
396
00:20:38,111 --> 00:20:39,111
Maybelle?
397
00:20:41,949 --> 00:20:43,369
I got her back!
398
00:20:43,450 --> 00:20:45,990
Ooh, Jesus, let me get out of here.
399
00:20:46,078 --> 00:20:47,958
♪ Jesus ♪
400
00:20:51,416 --> 00:20:54,626
Fight! Fight! Fight to
make the dress code right!
401
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:57,761
Fight! Fight! Fight to
make the dress code right!
402
00:20:57,839 --> 00:21:00,759
Fight! Fight! Fight to
make the dress code right!
403
00:21:00,842 --> 00:21:01,842
Fight! Fight!
404
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:04,257
Ooh, nice calves.
405
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:06,845
I never skip leg day.
406
00:21:08,392 --> 00:21:11,522
Excuse me. Excuse me, young lady.
407
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:12,773
Excuse me, young 'un.
408
00:21:13,438 --> 00:21:14,478
Mazzi.
409
00:21:14,564 --> 00:21:17,324
For the last time, if
you don't disperse,
410
00:21:17,401 --> 00:21:19,571
I'm calling the National Guard.
411
00:21:19,695 --> 00:21:21,655
Girl power!
412
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:27,198
Your grandbaby is making a difference.
413
00:21:27,286 --> 00:21:29,246
No, she's making me late for bingo.
414
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:31,672
Mrs. McKellan.
415
00:21:31,748 --> 00:21:33,578
- Hello, Dana.
- Dana?
416
00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:40,085
I hope you're here to talk some
sense into your granddaughter.
417
00:21:40,173 --> 00:21:42,553
These kids should be in class learning
418
00:21:42,634 --> 00:21:46,354
and not protesting rules that
have been in effect for decades.
419
00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:47,890
Let me talk to her.
420
00:21:49,975 --> 00:21:51,725
Jade. Get down here.
421
00:21:52,311 --> 00:21:56,361
M'Dear, you're the one who told me
how you took three different buses
422
00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,780
to get to Selma to
protest with Dr. King.
423
00:21:58,859 --> 00:22:01,899
You were only 15, but you
said you had to march
424
00:22:01,980 --> 00:22:04,160
so that future generations
would be able to eat
425
00:22:04,180 --> 00:22:05,657
at the same lunch counters
426
00:22:05,741 --> 00:22:07,781
and drink from the same water
fountains as white kids.
427
00:22:07,868 --> 00:22:09,538
But, baby, that was different.
428
00:22:09,619 --> 00:22:11,579
I was marching for civil rights.
429
00:22:11,663 --> 00:22:14,923
You're marching for spaghetti straps.
430
00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,400
You were fighting for equality
431
00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:20,301
so that your children
and your grandchildren
432
00:22:20,350 --> 00:22:22,720
would always be treated
fairly under the law.
433
00:22:22,799 --> 00:22:25,219
Whether it's a lunch
counter or a dress code,
434
00:22:25,302 --> 00:22:27,802
the rules should apply
to everyone or no one.
435
00:22:33,143 --> 00:22:35,903
Hand over that megaphone, young lady.
436
00:22:36,980 --> 00:22:40,070
Thank God you're putting
an end to this nonsense.
437
00:22:43,362 --> 00:22:45,032
I stand with Jade!
438
00:22:47,783 --> 00:22:49,623
How can you support this?
439
00:22:49,701 --> 00:22:53,911
I don't have to agree with what
my granddaughter is protesting
440
00:22:53,997 --> 00:22:56,077
to support her right to do it.
441
00:22:56,166 --> 00:22:57,286
But the rules...
442
00:22:57,376 --> 00:22:58,876
Can change.
443
00:22:58,960 --> 00:23:02,670
There was a time when women were
not allowed to show their ankles.
444
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:04,626
Nobody blinks now.
445
00:23:04,716 --> 00:23:06,296
And let me tell you,
446
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:12,095
I don't see anything wrong with
showing a little, ahh, shoulder.
447
00:23:15,894 --> 00:23:19,564
Principal Glass, all we're asking
is for you and the school board
448
00:23:19,648 --> 00:23:22,148
to consider reforming the dress
code to make it equitable.
449
00:23:22,234 --> 00:23:25,824
Hee-hee, ho-ho, dress
suppression has got to go!
450
00:23:25,904 --> 00:23:28,744
Hee-hee, ho-ho, dress
suppression has got to...
451
00:23:28,824 --> 00:23:31,374
Fine, fine, fine, fine.
452
00:23:31,451 --> 00:23:35,911
We will discuss this dress code
at the next school-board meeting.
453
00:23:38,125 --> 00:23:40,375
And what about the suspensions?
454
00:23:43,630 --> 00:23:45,170
Consider them reversed.
455
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:50,971
Good job.
456
00:23:52,055 --> 00:23:54,385
See? I told you things
here would work out.
457
00:23:54,474 --> 00:23:56,564
Since I was right, I think
I should be able to...
458
00:23:56,643 --> 00:23:57,733
- Nope.
- Okay.
459
00:24:00,147 --> 00:24:01,727
They got the same taste in dresses.
460
00:24:01,815 --> 00:24:05,815
I don't care if that girl is
dumb as a brick, she's cute.
461
00:24:05,902 --> 00:24:07,242
Ha. Come on.
462
00:24:08,572 --> 00:24:10,242
So, pretty amazing, right?
463
00:24:10,323 --> 00:24:11,663
Great job, Jade.
464
00:24:11,741 --> 00:24:13,371
Nice to see you're waking up.
465
00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,042
Wanna hang out after school?
466
00:24:16,163 --> 00:24:18,373
I only hang out with the fully woke.
467
00:24:18,457 --> 00:24:19,457
Mm-hmm.
468
00:24:19,541 --> 00:24:22,001
One protest doesn't
make you Angela Davis.
469
00:24:24,629 --> 00:24:27,589
Well, the joke's on her.
470
00:24:28,258 --> 00:24:30,798
'Cause I don't even know
who that is. Ha ha ha.
471
00:24:33,280 --> 00:24:38,280
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