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♪ I want y'all to meet my family ♪
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♪ They're coming down south ♪
♪ To stay with me ♪
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- ♪ Big Moz ♪
- ♪ Do you love me? ♪
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- ♪ Yep ♪
- ♪ I'm Cocoa ♪
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♪ Jade in the house,
I've got a lot to say ♪
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♪ I'm a big sis ♪
♪ Can't-miss renegade ♪
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- ♪ Call me Shaka now ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
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- ♪ I'm the, I'm the chief rocker now ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi, Mazzi ♪
♪ That's me ♪
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- ♪ Little mommy, I'm Ami ♪
- ♪ Hey ♪
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♪ Singing loud and having fun ♪
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♪ It's Family Reunion ♪
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Family Reunion was filmed in
front of a live studio audience.
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How's the lobster?
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Oh, it's kinda scrawny.
Bring me his daddy.
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I'd also like a bone-in ribeye
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and oysters Rockefeller as an appetizer.
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- What'd you get if you paid the check?
- Soup of the day.
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But since I'm not, don't
forget the dessert menu.
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Don't. Don't.
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- I'll have what she's having.
- No, you won't.
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Better crack open that kids'
menu and order some fish sticks.
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Um, I'll have the dover sole, no butter,
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and are the root vegetables
prepared with lard?
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You're in Georgia, honey.
Lard is in the water.
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Well, I guess I'll have to
stick with wine. Oh, well.
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I'm tired of eating out. When's
the kitchen gonna be fixed?
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Oh, in two weeks. All of my
appliances are on backorder.
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I am just so excited about
having a new kitchen.
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So you spanked me when you
should've thanked me.
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You want me to thank you again?
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No, thank you.
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So, school's starting next
week. Are you excited?
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♪ Ain't no party ♪
♪ Like a back-to-school party ♪
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♪ 'Cause a back-to-school party ♪
♪ Don't stop ♪
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Okay, slow your roll.
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She was talking to us.
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- Oh, my God.
- What?
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What? What?
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- It's Clyde and Angie.
- They must've followed us here.
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We got to go. We got to go right now.
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Who's Clyde and Angie? Who
are you talking about?
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Where'd y'all go, and who
paying for this dinner?
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Move, baby, move.
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Oh.
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Come on, come on. Unh.
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Poor Mom. She really
had the bubble guts.
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I told her, "When your
oysters look like scallops
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and smell like shrimp,
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to leave it alone."
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- Well, I'm starving.
- I'm so hungry, I could eat vegetables.
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Yeah, well, sit down and start talking,
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because no one said anything
in the car ride home.
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'Cause you fussed the whole way home.
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No one else could get a word in.
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Well, I just could not believe
that you all jumped up,
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ran out, and left me.
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Really? What's M'Dear's Rule
of Survival number six?
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When you see black people running,
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run like your life depends on
it, 'cause it probably does.
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Yes, but what is rule number seven?
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Never leave M'Dear.
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Ah-ah-ah-ah. Nobody is going in my house
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until somebody tells me why
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we are not eating this lovely
dinner at the restaurant.
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Well, it's a long, crazy story.
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You know, the trip here from
Seattle was a nightmare.
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Well, now would be a good
time to talk about it.
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Now would be a good
time to talk about it!
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Okay. I'll start.
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Let's just say our trip
back to Georgia was a trip.
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- Whoa.
- Whoa.
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Hey.
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That is awesome.
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This cannot be happening.
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Oh, it's happening.
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- We're taking a road trip to Georgia?
- Mm-hmm.
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But it's, like, ten million miles away.
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Ahh. And we pay how much to
send her to private school?
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The fact that you don't know
how much is a problem, too.
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Can't we just take this thing
back and get some plane tickets?
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I'll even fly Spirit.
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This is gonna be so much fun.
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We're gonna be on the road,
seeing real Americans.
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Ooh, do you think we could stop
at a Walmart or a Waffle House?
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I'll put it on the list.
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Yes. Whoo-hoo.
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Whoo.
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- This is awesome.
- It's got everything.
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A bedroom, a HDTV, a microwave.
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Ooh, a toilet. I'm gonna go try it out.
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I was hoping he was talking
about the microwave.
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Yep.
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RVs are so not you.
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What'd he offer you? Clothes? Jewelry?
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- Red bottoms?
- He didn't promise me anything.
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Don't forget, I get to drive.
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How long is it gonna take
us to drive to Columbus?
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As long as we want. We
can see the sights,
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eat some local cuisine.
We're in no hurry.
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- Yes.
- Well, that's a positive.
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I'm definitely in no hurry
to get back to Georgia.
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Dad, let's go.
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I've never pooped on the move.
It's on my bucket list.
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That's yo' son.
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All right, let's hit the road.
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Don't forget, you said I could drive.
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I won't forget. I want you to drive.
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I know you feel me staring at you.
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Has anybody ever told you
you drive like an old lady?
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Just you. That's because
I obey traffic laws,
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and you treat them like "suggestions."
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Well, at this rate, by
the time we arrive,
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Ami will be able to drive this thing.
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- You're not cute.
- Yeah, I am.
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Yeah, you are.
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The water pressure in there is great.
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I think we should look
into buying this thing.
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And how much cash do you
plan to contribute?
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Three months of my allowance.
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- That wouldn't buy a tire.
- Which leads to my second point.
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I need a bigger allowance.
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You need a bigger robe.
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The Grand Canyon's huge.
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Yeah, that's why they
call it the Grand Canyon
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and not the Okay Canyon.
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The best part was watching Dad try
to ride that donkey to the bottom.
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Ow, ow.
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I should sue those people.
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Giving me a wild bull and
calling it a donkey.
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He sure didn't like you.
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That's 'cause he was racist. Ahh.
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You good?
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- You had fun, didn't you?
- I guess.
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Did you think the gift shop
would have mini-license plates
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- with our kids' names on it?
- Honey, they didn't even have Jade.
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How do you have Jada, Jaylen,
and Jahid, but no Jade?
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I told you that when we named 'em.
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I said, "These aren't
mini-license plate names."
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Well, do you know what'll
make me feel better?
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If you let me drive.
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Okay, you can drive. As soon
as we get to Albuquerque.
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Ach. Ahem.
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Oh, that hurts.
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- Hoo. Okay.
- Okay.
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- Yep, you got it.
- Let's fire this bad boy up.
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- Shotgun.
- What...
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Fine. I'll lay on the sofa
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with the family members who
actually care about me.
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Not here. We're playing a game.
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- Lay in the back.
- I'm returning y'all with the RV.
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Set the GPS for Columbus.
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Got it.
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Thanks to Jade, we ended
up lost in Idaho.
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I mean, who knew there
was a Columbus, Ohio,
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and a Columbus, Georgia?
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- I did.
- Me too.
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Yep.
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Uch.
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Mom, can we get some quarters
to play video games?
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Uh, okay.
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- But stay together.
- Okay.
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- All right.
- We will.
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Uch. I'm gonna go call Pam and
tell her to stop telling people
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that we got evicted and
are living out of a van.
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Wow.
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- Ooh, fried pickles.
- They're horrible for you.
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- Let's get two.
- Yas.
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It's not gonna happen.
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- Oh. No signal?
- Nope.
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My folks say people are so
dependent on their cell phones,
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in, like, 20 years,
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they'll opt to have Wi-Fi
implanted in their brains.
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That's a shame.
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Twenty years is a long time to wait.
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Parker. My folks run this place.
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I'm Jade. It's nice.
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Yeah. So, where are you guys headed?
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Oh, Columbus. Georgia, not Ohio.
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- Did you know there were two of them?
- What? When did that happen?
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I know, right?
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You're messing with me.
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Just a little bit.
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Parker was so cute. He looked
just like Chris Hemsworth.
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He's fine, but he's
not as fine as Chris.
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M'Dear, what do you know
about Chris Hemsworth?
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I know he's Thor,
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and he brings the thunder
from Down Under.
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Ma, the children.
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I'm not dead yet. Ask your father.
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I most certainly will not!
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So, Jade, what happened with Parker?
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Those mashed potatoes were the bomb.
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- Yes, they were.
- Mm-hmm.
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- Parker seemed nice.
- Yeah. Too bad he's seven months early.
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What? We agreed she wouldn't
date until she was 15.
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Mm-hmm. He doesn't know about
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the too-fine-to-leave-behind
exception clause.
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Thank you.
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Hey, I packed you guys with some extras.
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Oh, thank you.
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Yeah, thanks. She's still 14.
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Okay.
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Dad.
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Come on, guys. Let's give
Jade a minute to say goodbye.
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Why does she need a whole minute?
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Goodbye. See? It's quick.
That's it. It's over.
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Ahh. Come on.
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- Um...
- It-It was really cool to meet you.
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You too.
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Your family seems so nice.
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Yeah, we're really close.
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- Aw.
- Uh, do you wanna exchange numbers?
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Yeah, sure.
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Cool. I'll text this to my dad.
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Why would your dad need my number?
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Well, he's going to have to talk
to you if he's going to marry you.
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- Marry me?
- Yes.
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It's a great honor to be wife
number three. Just ask one and two.
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Yeah.
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We gotta go! We gotta go now!
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- What? What? What's going on?
- Is everything okay?
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Wha... Jade? Jade!
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Floor it, man! Floor it!
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- That was crazy.
- Where's Mom?
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- She's out there!
- What?
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Pull her in!
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Get her in, Shaka!
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Close it, close it!
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Go, man, go!
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I drove all night to
get out of that state.
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♪ I looked in the air ♪
♪ And saw a big ol' bird ♪
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♪ He looked at me and said,
"What's the word?" ♪
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♪ I say, "Ain't nothing ♪
♪ Just wish I could fly" ♪
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♪ He said, "I can teach you ♪
♪ For a piece of your pie" ♪
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♪ I said, "Me, me, oh, my, my" ♪
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- ♪ I said, "Me, me, oh, my" ♪
- ♪ Oh, my ♪
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♪ I said, "Me, me, oh, my, my" ♪
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- ♪ I said, "Me, me, oh, my" ♪
- ♪ Oh, my ♪
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♪ I said, "Me, me, oh, my, my" ♪
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- ♪ I said, "Me, me, oh, my" ♪
- ♪ Oh, my ♪
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♪ I said, "Me, me, oh, my, my" ♪
244
00:12:49,935 --> 00:12:52,015
♪ I said, "Teach me how to fly" ♪
245
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- Mom.
- Hmm?
246
00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:03,071
It feels like we've been
crossing Texas forever.
247
00:13:03,157 --> 00:13:05,787
Can you please take the
wheel from Slow Moz?
248
00:13:05,868 --> 00:13:08,198
Hey, Moz. I think I'm
ready to drive again.
249
00:13:08,287 --> 00:13:09,407
Okay. I'll pull over.
250
00:13:23,886 --> 00:13:25,426
What's really going on?
251
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,183
I'm hit.
252
00:13:27,264 --> 00:13:28,604
I'm hit.
253
00:13:28,682 --> 00:13:30,812
Mazzi, tell my story.
254
00:13:31,560 --> 00:13:32,810
Are you okay?
255
00:13:34,897 --> 00:13:37,977
Uh, that's barbecue sauce
from your nuggets.
256
00:13:38,067 --> 00:13:39,067
Huh?
257
00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:41,946
Oh, yeah. Right.
258
00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,486
A tire blew.
259
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:46,540
That was intense.
260
00:13:46,575 --> 00:13:47,825
Mm-hmm.
261
00:13:50,287 --> 00:13:51,657
Why are you smiling?
262
00:13:52,373 --> 00:13:54,152
The way you handle this rig, girl.
263
00:13:54,180 --> 00:13:56,300
I fell in love with you all over again.
264
00:13:58,170 --> 00:13:59,920
Should we call roadside assistance?
265
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,005
Mm-mmm.
266
00:14:01,090 --> 00:14:04,090
No. I don't need any assistance.
267
00:14:04,176 --> 00:14:06,176
- Mm. Okay.
- Mm-mmm. None.
268
00:14:06,262 --> 00:14:07,682
Come on over. Come here.
269
00:14:07,763 --> 00:14:09,683
- Aah.
- What the...
270
00:14:10,307 --> 00:14:11,517
You guys stay here.
271
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,439
What next?
272
00:14:20,818 --> 00:14:23,648
What were you doin' stopping
in the middle of the highway?
273
00:14:23,737 --> 00:14:27,827
Um, clearly we're on
the side of the road.
274
00:14:27,908 --> 00:14:29,328
Are you blind?
275
00:14:29,410 --> 00:14:33,120
No! I assure you,
I have 20-20 vision, sir!
276
00:14:34,123 --> 00:14:35,503
Sir?
277
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:38,963
Just let me get my insurance card.
My bag is in the trunk.
278
00:14:39,044 --> 00:14:41,464
Wow.
279
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:42,880
Someone needs to take his keys.
280
00:14:42,900 --> 00:14:45,160
As long as he takes care of it, fine.
281
00:14:46,343 --> 00:14:48,513
Is he taking off?
282
00:14:50,306 --> 00:14:51,346
On a bike?
283
00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:54,231
Hey, stop! We still have your car!
284
00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:56,310
So? It's not mine!
285
00:14:58,939 --> 00:15:00,609
I need to take some pictures.
286
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,612
I meant of the RV, but
you know what? Get it.
287
00:15:06,238 --> 00:15:07,948
Get it. Yeah.
288
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,923
And he looked in my beautiful
wife's face and said,
289
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,588
"I assure you, I have
20-20 vision, sir."
290
00:15:19,668 --> 00:15:21,628
It's funny, now that I think about it.
291
00:15:21,712 --> 00:15:23,672
- No, it wasn't.
- It sure wasn't.
292
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:26,547
That's bananas.
293
00:15:26,630 --> 00:15:29,240
I know. The cops sorted everything
out when they got there.
294
00:15:29,260 --> 00:15:30,520
Good thing I got the rental insurance.
295
00:15:30,540 --> 00:15:32,391
Good thing I told you to get it.
296
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,723
Isn't that what I said?
297
00:15:33,807 --> 00:15:35,887
Clyde tries to take credit
for everything, too.
298
00:15:35,976 --> 00:15:39,056
He almost convinced my family
that he gave birth to our twins.
299
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:42,229
Well, how do you explain
these stretch marks?
300
00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:44,902
That's a beer baby, baby.
301
00:15:47,947 --> 00:15:49,567
Well, we got to call it a night.
302
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:52,987
The best thing about living in our
camper and traveling around...
303
00:15:53,702 --> 00:15:55,452
is meeting nice people like you guys.
304
00:15:55,537 --> 00:15:57,997
Aw. We feel the same way.
305
00:15:58,082 --> 00:16:01,172
And, Clyde, Angie, you ever
get to Columbus, look us up.
306
00:16:01,251 --> 00:16:02,591
Oh, we will.
307
00:16:04,296 --> 00:16:05,376
Good night, sir.
308
00:16:05,464 --> 00:16:07,974
That's the thing the old man...
309
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,394
Hey, Moz, Mazzi, can you
grab us some more firewood?
310
00:16:14,473 --> 00:16:17,643
- The men are on it. Right, son?
- Men find wood.
311
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:21,266
- Mm. Find. Me find wood.
- Find wood. Find wood.
312
00:16:24,858 --> 00:16:28,858
All right, guys, now it's time for
my favorite part about camping.
313
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:29,986
S'mores.
314
00:16:30,072 --> 00:16:33,242
The way the chocolate and the
marshmallow melt together,
315
00:16:33,325 --> 00:16:34,735
sticking to the graham crackers.
316
00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:38,247
Ooh, it's a little taste
of ooey-gooey heaven.
317
00:16:39,623 --> 00:16:42,173
Oh. Heh. I ate all the chocolate.
318
00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:44,501
And I finished off all the marshmallows.
319
00:16:44,586 --> 00:16:48,666
Oh. Well, warm crackers it is.
320
00:16:50,718 --> 00:16:51,718
My bad.
321
00:16:56,098 --> 00:16:58,888
Do you hear that?
322
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,056
Are those drums?
323
00:17:18,120 --> 00:17:21,080
Wow. That's creepy. Mazzi, h...
324
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:24,877
Boy, I'm gonna tell your mama!
325
00:17:26,170 --> 00:17:28,210
We gotta go! We gotta go right now!
326
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:31,471
No, no, no. Y'all aren't
leaving me again!
327
00:17:40,350 --> 00:17:41,690
Clyde and Angie?
328
00:17:41,769 --> 00:17:45,269
The way you described them,
they seemed so nice.
329
00:17:45,355 --> 00:17:48,935
M'Dear, people are not
always what they seem.
330
00:17:52,696 --> 00:17:54,196
Well, what happened next?
331
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:57,281
Well, after that little
adventure, we needed to regroup.
332
00:17:57,367 --> 00:18:00,367
And please keep our family safe
from all the crazies out there.
333
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,794
- Mm.
- In your name we pray, amen.
334
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,123
Amen.
335
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,091
That was nice.
336
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:10,048
- Good night, kids.
- Good night.
337
00:18:15,803 --> 00:18:18,723
At that point, the RV
permanently smelled like feet.
338
00:18:19,598 --> 00:18:22,018
- Are we there yet?
- Not yet, sweet pea.
339
00:18:22,101 --> 00:18:25,771
But we're close. Should be
smooth sailing from now on.
340
00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:29,687
That wasn't very smooth.
341
00:18:29,775 --> 00:18:32,185
- What was that?
- I think it was a raccoon.
342
00:18:32,277 --> 00:18:36,197
A raccoon? Like Rocket from
Guardians of the Galaxy?
343
00:18:36,281 --> 00:18:38,991
I doubt he has a smart mouth
or carries a space gun,
344
00:18:39,076 --> 00:18:42,196
- but, yeah, like Rocket.
- We can't just leave him.
345
00:18:42,287 --> 00:18:44,287
What if he's hurt? We have to pull over.
346
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,500
Okay.
347
00:18:48,418 --> 00:18:49,798
All this fuss over nothing.
348
00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,958
A raccoon is just a rat with a blowout.
349
00:18:54,466 --> 00:18:56,636
There. All right.
350
00:18:56,718 --> 00:18:58,298
I think this is deep enough.
351
00:18:58,387 --> 00:19:01,637
Okay, Ami. It's time to start
the home-going service.
352
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:06,896
But why? Why? Take me instead.
353
00:19:11,942 --> 00:19:13,362
Did that bag just move?
354
00:19:17,656 --> 00:19:19,196
I think it's alive.
355
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:20,623
It's a miracle.
356
00:19:42,973 --> 00:19:44,643
Aah!
357
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,733
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
358
00:19:47,811 --> 00:19:51,821
Honey, honey! Are you okay?
Are you okay? Okay, okay.
359
00:19:51,899 --> 00:19:53,419
Oh, my God!
360
00:19:58,822 --> 00:20:01,282
I know Pro Bowl defensive ends
that are easier to take down.
361
00:20:01,366 --> 00:20:04,036
The most important thing is you're okay.
362
00:20:04,119 --> 00:20:05,119
Am I?
363
00:20:05,996 --> 00:20:08,496
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
364
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:11,792
Oh, my God. This is for
sure gonna go viral.
365
00:20:12,461 --> 00:20:14,461
- Delete it, Jade.
- Yeah, Jade.
366
00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:20,840
Uh-oh. He's back.
367
00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,800
And he's brought some friends!
368
00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,640
We gotta go. We gotta go right now!
369
00:20:30,687 --> 00:20:32,647
Let's go! Go, go, go, go, go, go!
370
00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,821
Wait! Okay. Wait!
371
00:20:35,901 --> 00:20:37,281
Daddy, pick me up!
372
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:41,371
Ahh! Come on, we gotta go. Start the RV!
373
00:20:42,532 --> 00:20:45,742
And we didn't stop again until
we got to your doorstep.
374
00:20:47,788 --> 00:20:51,328
Oh, no. What on earth?
375
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:53,960
Hey.
376
00:20:59,341 --> 00:21:01,301
It is so good to be here.
377
00:21:03,971 --> 00:21:05,811
And that's the whole crazy story.
378
00:21:07,307 --> 00:21:10,727
Well, I feel better.
Talking about it helps.
379
00:21:10,811 --> 00:21:13,811
Whew. I feel better, too.
380
00:21:14,898 --> 00:21:19,148
Uh, don't go in the house
for about 35-40 minutes.
381
00:21:21,196 --> 00:21:22,356
What'd I miss?
382
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:26,987
Polygamists, voodoo
priests, killer raccoons.
383
00:21:27,995 --> 00:21:32,825
Please. This story sounds as
believable as weight-loss ice cream.
384
00:21:34,084 --> 00:21:35,634
Now, if you'll excuse me,
385
00:21:35,711 --> 00:21:39,551
I am going to go up and get
ready for my evening walk.
386
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:42,381
I may have been born at night,
387
00:21:42,467 --> 00:21:44,297
but I wasn't born last night.
388
00:21:50,934 --> 00:21:52,194
Whoo!
389
00:22:11,330 --> 00:22:13,580
Mm. Voodoo, my Aunt Sally.
390
00:22:15,667 --> 00:22:16,877
Aah!
391
00:22:20,881 --> 00:22:23,091
Aah! Jesus! Aah!
392
00:22:28,513 --> 00:22:29,513
Thank you, baby.
393
00:22:30,974 --> 00:22:34,234
- What's that running towards us?
- It's not another raccoon, is it?
394
00:22:35,687 --> 00:22:37,977
No. That's bigger than a raccoon.
395
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:40,734
It looks like M'Dear.
396
00:22:40,817 --> 00:22:43,857
No, no, no, no. M'Dear can't
run. She has a bad knee.
397
00:22:43,945 --> 00:22:45,855
Oh, my God!
398
00:22:45,947 --> 00:22:48,327
We gotta go! We gotta go right now!
399
00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,334
- Open the door!
- Aah! I ripped it off!
400
00:22:53,413 --> 00:22:55,543
Are you serious?
401
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,794
There's a window open in the parlor!
402
00:23:02,214 --> 00:23:04,384
Huh! Save yourselves! Aah!
403
00:23:04,466 --> 00:23:06,386
Okay! Okay!
404
00:23:06,468 --> 00:23:07,798
Go, go, go, go, go!
405
00:23:07,886 --> 00:23:09,006
Go! Go!
406
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:10,806
Wait! Wait!
407
00:23:10,889 --> 00:23:14,269
Wait, wait, wait, wait! I
know you're not leaving me!
408
00:23:16,228 --> 00:23:21,068
Okay, okay. Go! Okay!
Go, go, go, go, go!
409
00:23:22,470 --> 00:23:27,470
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