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♪ I'm too cocky for my shirt ♪
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♪ I'm too cocky off two... ♪
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♪ I'm too cocky, I know my worth ♪
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♪ I'm too cocky ♪
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♪ I'm too cocky for my shirt ♪
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ZOEY: The pursuit
of higher education aside,
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there are so many reasons
people go to college.
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Some go to find love...
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♪ Yes, I'm too cocky ♪
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...others to find their purpose.
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♪ It shocked me,
they say you poppin'... ♪
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♪ Where the paparazzi? ♪
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♪ "YG, how you like your..." Hibachi ♪
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And for Vivek Shah,
the number-one reason he went
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was to reinvent himself
and finally fit in.
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But don't get me wrong...
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there'd been some bumps along
the road to his reinvention.
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What's up with you and being
so close to my body, bro?
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Bro, you make it so hard
to root for you.
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Bitch, I will slap you.
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But despite the growing pains,
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Vivek had finally found his way.
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I'm sorry. I couldn't hear you.
Is that a domi-yes? Hm?
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Or a domi-nos, bitch?!
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- [Groans]
- [Cheering]
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Whoo!
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And since being kicked out
of Winthrop house
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by the rich kids
and crashing at Hawkins,
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he had really started to fit in.
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But on the road to reinventing
yourself and trying to fit in,
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is it possible to fit in too well?
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Get at me later, my [bleep].
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♪ I'm too cocky, I know my... ♪
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What the hell just happened?
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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♪ Learn something new every day ♪
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♪ I don't know, so I'm-a feel my way ♪
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♪ Got the weight of the world on me ♪
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♪ But no regrets, this is what I say ♪
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♪ Watch out, world, I'm grown now ♪
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- ♪ I'm grown ♪
- ♪ You can tell me ♪
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♪ My heart beating so loud ♪
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♪ Mama, look, I'm grown now ♪
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♪ I'm grown ♪
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[Indistinct conversations,
hip-hop music playing]
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Hold up.
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Did anybody peep that?
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Why is nobody trippin'?
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Trippin' on what? Somebody do something?
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Your boy, "V-Didge."
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Yo, it seems like he's starting to feel
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a little too at home at Hawkins.
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Well, I mean, the dude's
been crashing here,
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so technically, he is home.
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No, no, I'm saying, like, homeland home,
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motherland home, "For Us By Us,"
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but he ain't... one-of-us kind of home.
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Yo, he's starting to get
a little too comfortable, man.
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Well, I can argue Vivek
has always... been comfortable.
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Hey, Queen.
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We do it for the culture!
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Excuse me, Queen,
you thirsty this evening?
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[Door slams]
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You mad.
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♪♪
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- Yeah.
- No, I'm saying my problem is,
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we're all a little too comfortable
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with him being that comfortable.
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Somebody's gonna have to check his ass.
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What? Whoa! Can you...
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Dude, this is our boy
we're talking about here, okay?
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Not some stranger.
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This is harmless, sweet-faced,
chipper-ass Vivek.
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The dude's like a buff little
Disney prince or something.
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No, no, no. Did you not hear
what Rafael just called him?
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That's not Vivek's fault.
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You cannot blame him
for Rafael's dumbass comment.
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[Cackles]
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Plus, everybody knows Rafael
says the N-word all the time.
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The dude's got a serious problem.
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[Engine sputtering]
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Come on, [bleep]. Come on!
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- [Engine starts]
- Ooh!
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My [bleep].
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Talkin' bout.
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[Engine sputters]
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Come on. Unh-unh. Don't do that.
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But that doesn't excuse
Vivek's behavior.
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Bro, he's appropriating
our culture... period.
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How can Vivek be guilty
of cultural appropriation?
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By definition, it means taking
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the elements of someone else's culture
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without knowing anything about it
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or having any respect for it.
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Vivek isn't stealing anything,
and you are buggin'.
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Yo, when I watch old boy brush his hair
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with the little wooden brush like that,
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I feel mad disrespected.
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From the way he brushes his hair?
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Yes, and you don't find it odd
that when we text each other,
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he sends me the black thumbs-up emoji?
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♪♪
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Honestly, I find it more odd
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that two grown-ass men text with emojis.
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Okay.
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And in his defense, Vivek is brown.
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What the hell color
is he supposed to use?
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Not the Wesley Snipes thumb.
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- [Chuckles]
- Yo, and... and... Okay.
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How do you explain
the whole video game thing?
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[Cheering]
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[Whistle blows]
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Doug, it's a basketball game.
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The majority of the players are Black.
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Here.
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Yo, he had the option
to customize his player
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to look exactly like himself,
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and he went and made it
look like 2 Chainz.
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Yo, I just think you're
too close to dude to see it.
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I guarantee you if this was
anybody else besides your BFF,
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you would find this whole thing mad sus.
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- [Exhales sharply]
- Just sayin'.
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So, after learning
that a little volunteer work
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would not only help society
but also help me boost my grade
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so I could get off
of academic probation,
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I decided to scour the Internet.
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You know, it's too bad
that Cal U won't give you
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extra credit for the type
of volunteer work that I do.
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Which is...?
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Writing sizeable
tax-deductible donations
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to private school students in Israel.
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Wow. How noble of you.
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I'm pretty much like the Jewish Oprah.
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[Laughs] Okay, you're insane.
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Well, I'm big on giving back, too.
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Once a year, I go with my church
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into low-income neighborhoods
to paint poor children's faces.
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You guys, you should see
the smile on their faces.
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After we paint them on.
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[Chuckles] Okay, and you're insane, too.
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Ah. Damn it!
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The puppy rescue is full.
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You know, I would have killed
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to rescue a poor little
discarded golden retriever
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named Hector.
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- Ohh.
- That woman looks so fulfilled.
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Okay, well, is there
another site you can check?
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Uh...
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Actually, you know what?
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There's a site my father uses.
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- Arts and culture...
- Yeah.
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And ZIP code...
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[Gasps] Oh! "Project: Ballgown."
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This is actually pretty perfect.
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Not only can I stack extra credit,
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but I can also stack the confidence
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of high school girls
who can't afford prom dresses.
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- That's perfect.
- Mm-hmm.
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I mean... it's no face paint.
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Yo, what's poppin', my people?
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This is your boy V-Didge,
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and we outchea in these Cal U streets!
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AARON: Mm-hmm.
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Ooh, God, what is that?
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- Who taught him that?
- DOUG: I'm telling you.
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Brrrratt!
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Brrrr, brrrr, brrrr, brrrrrr...
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Mm! Mm!
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Oh, see? Look. Look.
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Right there, Vivek just built
the best defense for himself.
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Black people don't let dogs
kiss them on the mouth.
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- That's just not a thing that we do.
- All right, cool.
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But none of the rest of that
seemed sus to you? Come on.
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I mean, sure, yeah,
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Vivek, as a human,
makes me feel very sus,
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conflicted, confused,
about a lot of things,
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but as a Black person, no.
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And besides, he's a minority, dude.
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He can't steal from us.
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It still doesn't give him
an all-access pass
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'cause he's not White.
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But it does give him
a limited-access pass,
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because as a minority,
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we know what it's like
to have to assimilate.
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We don't trust cops,
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we know the difference between
a well-seasoned piece of meat
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and that bland-ass bullshit
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White people cook for Thanksgiving.
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What the hell is a turducken?
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- Okay, I'm sorry, but, bro...
- Hm?
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...if you're not Black, right,
it doesn't matter
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how similar our taste buds
or our hardships are.
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You stay in your lane, I stay in mine.
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It's simple.
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But how can you tell which lane is which
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when everyone's trying to be us?
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Black culture is pop culture.
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It's not Vivek's fault
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that the lines are so blurred, you know?
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[Cheering in distance]
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What was that?
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Who turnt up over there?
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[Indistinct talking]
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AARON: What's happening?
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"Wave Cap Wednesday."
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And these [bleep] about
to be seasick! You hear me?
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[Claps] Ohhh!
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Oh!
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ALL: Ohh!
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Man, I don't know about that.
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Come on. Come on.
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ALL: Ohh!
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RAFAEL: Come on. Don't let me down.
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Don't let Daddy down.
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ALL: Ohh!
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[Laughter]
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My man! Unh!
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He won. He won that one.
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♪♪
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RAFAEL: Yes, sir, hold up!
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Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh! Whoa! Whoa!
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Hold up!
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What?
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Here we go. Here we go.
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ALL: Ohhhhh!
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♪♪
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- Ooh! Ooh!
- Man, how you like that?
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But the lines aren't
so blurred now, are they?
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♪♪
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Welcome.
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The Zoey Johnson Styling Experience
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has officially gone philanthropic.
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I'm giving back
in the best way I know how...
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fashion.
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[Gasps]
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[Inhales sharply]
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[Voice breaking] Oh, my God!
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She looks... stunning!
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She is possibly the second
most beautiful prom princess
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I have... God, I've ever seen.
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Uh, it's just... a little big on you,
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but I can fix that easy-peasy.
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- It's fine.
- No, it's super simple.
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All I have to do is take in
the waist, pull up the straps.
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Seriously, it doesn't matter.
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It's fine.
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Oh.
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Thank you.
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Okay, um...
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...you're welcome?
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♪ I got a lotta the drip, huh ♪
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♪ It's deep like a bottomless pit, ay ♪
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♪ I need to rocket this ship ♪
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♪ New 4G outta the whip, hey ♪
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♪ I need a bottle to sip, hey ♪
258
00:09:12,079 --> 00:09:13,549
♪ Bad little model and... ♪
259
00:09:13,581 --> 00:09:14,950
♪ Ay, need so much money around me ♪
260
00:09:14,983 --> 00:09:16,518
Hey, you know that we don't
have to sit with Aaron, right?
261
00:09:16,551 --> 00:09:18,186
We can totally get our own table.
262
00:09:18,219 --> 00:09:19,821
No. No. I'm... I'm good.
263
00:09:19,854 --> 00:09:22,524
I'm good, because I am pivoting myself
264
00:09:22,557 --> 00:09:24,559
back into the friend zone with him.
265
00:09:24,593 --> 00:09:25,661
See?
266
00:09:25,694 --> 00:09:27,195
Pivot. Right back.
267
00:09:27,228 --> 00:09:28,631
So good.
268
00:09:28,664 --> 00:09:30,399
Yeah. Pfft. You're so good.
269
00:09:30,431 --> 00:09:32,166
And, look, you dodged a bullet, okay?
270
00:09:32,200 --> 00:09:34,235
I mean, the dude has beads
in his rattail.
271
00:09:34,268 --> 00:09:35,637
- [Laughs]
- Hey.
272
00:09:35,671 --> 00:09:37,171
- Hey.
- Hey.
273
00:09:37,204 --> 00:09:38,541
Yo, Vivek.
274
00:09:38,574 --> 00:09:41,043
I see you ditched the waves.
275
00:09:41,075 --> 00:09:42,677
Yeah, dudes was getting nauseous.
276
00:09:42,710 --> 00:09:43,845
Your boy was too wavy.
277
00:09:43,878 --> 00:09:45,013
Yeah.
278
00:09:45,046 --> 00:09:47,048
Hey, ma, can I get
a Crown and Coke, please?
279
00:09:48,083 --> 00:09:50,752
Out of curiosity, uh,
why'd you order that?
280
00:09:50,786 --> 00:09:51,921
I don't know.
281
00:09:51,954 --> 00:09:53,421
'Cause it's a delectable cocktail
282
00:09:53,454 --> 00:09:54,989
that you introduced me to.
283
00:09:55,022 --> 00:09:57,325
And if I haven't thanked you
before, I'm thanking you now.
284
00:09:57,358 --> 00:09:58,727
Good lookin' out, homey.
285
00:09:58,759 --> 00:10:00,361
- Mm!
- No prob, homey.
286
00:10:00,395 --> 00:10:02,398
[Eclip$e feat. Rozay Royce's
"Can't Lose" plays]
287
00:10:02,430 --> 00:10:03,398
[Crowd cheers]
288
00:10:03,431 --> 00:10:05,166
Oh, snap! This is my joint!
289
00:10:05,200 --> 00:10:06,935
Mm! Mm, mm!
290
00:10:06,969 --> 00:10:08,170
Mm-hmm!
291
00:10:08,203 --> 00:10:09,405
Mm!
292
00:10:09,437 --> 00:10:10,772
Mm! Mm-hmm!
293
00:10:10,805 --> 00:10:12,174
Hey.
294
00:10:12,206 --> 00:10:13,107
Hey!
295
00:10:13,141 --> 00:10:14,243
You look great.
296
00:10:14,276 --> 00:10:16,045
Thanks.
297
00:10:16,078 --> 00:10:18,613
It's good to see you. I, uh, missed you.
298
00:10:18,647 --> 00:10:20,114
Thanks.
299
00:10:20,147 --> 00:10:21,749
Uh, you want to dance, maybe?
300
00:10:21,782 --> 00:10:23,518
I can get you a drink.
301
00:10:23,551 --> 00:10:24,519
No, thanks.
302
00:10:24,552 --> 00:10:26,472
♪ ...cash is being real ♪
303
00:10:26,497 --> 00:10:27,650
♪ I need that loaf, and ♪
304
00:10:27,675 --> 00:10:29,023
- ♪ I'm just being honest ♪
- Right.
305
00:10:29,048 --> 00:10:31,745
Hey, hey, hey, peep your boy.
Look. He knows all the words.
306
00:10:31,769 --> 00:10:33,769
♪ I know you wanna ride with me, shorty ♪
307
00:10:33,795 --> 00:10:36,765
♪ Road to success and swervin'
lanes like I'm Tory ♪
308
00:10:36,797 --> 00:10:39,233
And since when has memorizing
rap lyrics been a crime?
309
00:10:39,267 --> 00:10:40,603
I didn't say that it was.
310
00:10:40,636 --> 00:10:43,105
But I guarantee you
when that N-bomb drops,
311
00:10:43,137 --> 00:10:44,706
he's not gonna stop rapping.
312
00:10:44,739 --> 00:10:46,642
- Look.
- ♪ ...my life to get no average pension ♪
313
00:10:46,675 --> 00:10:48,276
♪ So I'm-a make you get the point ♪
314
00:10:48,310 --> 00:10:49,811
What are you idiots doing?
315
00:10:49,844 --> 00:10:51,747
Waiting on Vivek to drop the N-bomb.
316
00:10:51,780 --> 00:10:53,781
Because he's a cultural appropriator.
317
00:10:53,815 --> 00:10:55,751
- Alleged cultural appropriator.
- Thank you.
318
00:10:55,783 --> 00:10:58,386
Doug has been trying
to convince us all day.
319
00:10:58,420 --> 00:11:00,055
Fun!
320
00:11:00,088 --> 00:11:01,824
I feel like we missed a lot.
321
00:11:01,857 --> 00:11:02,891
Here it comes. Here it comes.
322
00:11:02,924 --> 00:11:04,493
♪ Can't hate me if she choose ♪
323
00:11:04,526 --> 00:11:05,995
Young [bleep] can't lose!
324
00:11:06,027 --> 00:11:08,229
- Oh, my...
- Damn it, Rafael!
325
00:11:08,262 --> 00:11:09,797
- Every time.
- ANA: Wait. I don't get it.
326
00:11:09,830 --> 00:11:12,133
Why do you guys think
Vivek is appropriating?
327
00:11:12,166 --> 00:11:13,835
Think about it...
from the Gucci he rocks...
328
00:11:13,868 --> 00:11:15,838
- Right.
- ....to the music he listens to.
329
00:11:15,871 --> 00:11:16,772
Right!
330
00:11:16,805 --> 00:11:19,474
All the drugs that he deals!
331
00:11:19,507 --> 00:11:20,343
Huh?
332
00:11:21,642 --> 00:11:23,612
Uh... Uh, which have...
333
00:11:23,645 --> 00:11:25,614
absolutely nothing to do
with Black culture at all.
334
00:11:25,647 --> 00:11:26,982
Right. Right.
335
00:11:27,015 --> 00:11:28,984
But neither is rocking Gucci.
We didn't create that.
336
00:11:29,017 --> 00:11:31,487
If anything, the guy's guilty
of flexing too hard,
337
00:11:31,520 --> 00:11:33,255
not robbing us of our culture.
338
00:11:33,287 --> 00:11:36,691
If you ask me, I say he's just
celebrating, not appropriating.
339
00:11:36,724 --> 00:11:38,793
O-Oh, okay, but none of y'all
find it weird
340
00:11:38,826 --> 00:11:42,263
that out of all the things
he celebrates, it's our shit?
341
00:11:42,296 --> 00:11:44,700
Maybe those are just his preferences.
342
00:11:44,733 --> 00:11:46,669
[Laughs] Oh, Sky, no.
343
00:11:46,701 --> 00:11:47,835
We have to stay woke.
344
00:11:47,868 --> 00:11:49,772
I mean, knowing the deep history
345
00:11:49,805 --> 00:11:51,507
of fetishization of Black culture,
346
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:53,676
and especially Black women,
347
00:11:53,709 --> 00:11:55,678
as an ally of the struggle,
348
00:11:55,710 --> 00:11:59,514
I find it deeply problematic
to excuse Vivek's behavior.
349
00:12:00,916 --> 00:12:02,284
Do you want to take this?
350
00:12:02,316 --> 00:12:05,186
No! No. I'm-a sit shotgun on this one.
351
00:12:05,219 --> 00:12:08,290
Okay, Nomi, so,
as an ally of the struggle,
352
00:12:08,323 --> 00:12:10,693
would you consider
your own behavior problematic?
353
00:12:10,725 --> 00:12:11,826
Because I would.
354
00:12:11,859 --> 00:12:13,829
Some would say
you're very similar to Vivek.
355
00:12:13,862 --> 00:12:16,531
I mean, you hang out
with a mostly Black crew,
356
00:12:16,565 --> 00:12:18,300
you're rocking bamboo earrings...
357
00:12:18,333 --> 00:12:20,903
And apparently, now you give
lectures to Black people
358
00:12:20,935 --> 00:12:22,070
on how to stay woke.
359
00:12:22,103 --> 00:12:23,571
- [Chuckles]
- Mm.
360
00:12:23,604 --> 00:12:24,873
Oh, my God.
361
00:12:26,541 --> 00:12:28,710
I've failed as an ally of the diaspora.
362
00:12:28,743 --> 00:12:30,845
ANA: I'm sorry. I just
don't even see the big deal.
363
00:12:30,878 --> 00:12:33,581
Why can't people just dress
they that they want to dress
364
00:12:33,614 --> 00:12:35,084
or talk the way they want to talk
365
00:12:35,117 --> 00:12:37,086
or do their hair
the way they want to do it?
366
00:12:37,118 --> 00:12:39,555
I mean, I don't care
that Doug is always dressed
367
00:12:39,588 --> 00:12:41,557
like my 50-year-old Cuban Uncle Pepe.
368
00:12:41,589 --> 00:12:44,660
Imitation is the highest form
of flattery.
369
00:12:44,693 --> 00:12:46,361
JAZZ: Okay, there is nothing flattering
370
00:12:46,393 --> 00:12:48,429
about picking and choosing
elements of my life
371
00:12:48,463 --> 00:12:49,732
that you want to take.
372
00:12:49,765 --> 00:12:52,901
My body, my music, my hairstyles.
373
00:12:52,934 --> 00:12:54,937
All of a sudden,
all of these White girls
374
00:12:54,969 --> 00:12:57,372
are rocking cornrows and want
to call 'em boxer braids,
375
00:12:57,405 --> 00:12:58,774
and everyone's acting
like they're making
376
00:12:58,806 --> 00:13:00,041
a brand-new trend or something.
377
00:13:00,075 --> 00:13:01,776
Then we're the ones
who get penalized for it.
378
00:13:01,810 --> 00:13:02,811
Yeah.
379
00:13:04,613 --> 00:13:05,613
Okay, okay.
380
00:13:05,647 --> 00:13:07,849
But isn't Black culture so much bigger
381
00:13:07,882 --> 00:13:10,551
than cornrows and unlaced sneakers?
382
00:13:10,584 --> 00:13:12,387
I mean, it feels like you guys
383
00:13:12,420 --> 00:13:14,423
are minimizing the entire culture
384
00:13:14,455 --> 00:13:16,758
by focusing on something
so... so trivial.
385
00:13:16,791 --> 00:13:19,393
But it's not trivial to us... at all...
386
00:13:19,426 --> 00:13:20,928
because it's all we got.
387
00:13:20,961 --> 00:13:22,930
This is a culture
that we've been forced to create
388
00:13:22,964 --> 00:13:24,767
because the first one
was robbed from us,
389
00:13:24,800 --> 00:13:27,603
and now it feels like we're
at risk of losing it again.
390
00:13:27,636 --> 00:13:28,904
Wait, wait. Hol... Hold up.
391
00:13:28,936 --> 00:13:31,806
How is it that you can
clearly see the problem
392
00:13:31,839 --> 00:13:34,142
but you don't see what Vivek is doing?
393
00:13:34,176 --> 00:13:36,411
'Cause I don't think
he's doing anything wrong.
394
00:13:36,444 --> 00:13:37,913
Okay.
395
00:13:37,945 --> 00:13:39,981
So if you don't think
he's doing anything wrong,
396
00:13:40,015 --> 00:13:41,150
I'm-a just go check him myself.
397
00:13:41,182 --> 00:13:42,817
No, Doug. Whoa, whoa. Wait.
398
00:13:42,850 --> 00:13:44,452
What are you gonna do...
walk up to him and say,
399
00:13:44,485 --> 00:13:46,154
"Hey, Vivek, stop trying to be Black"?
400
00:13:46,187 --> 00:13:47,188
What?
401
00:13:48,290 --> 00:13:50,759
♪♪
402
00:13:50,791 --> 00:13:52,827
You guys feel like
I'm trying to act Black?
403
00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:54,395
Huh? No. What?
404
00:13:54,429 --> 00:13:55,764
We're just... It's fine.
405
00:13:55,796 --> 00:13:57,733
Nah, nah, nah, it's not fine.
406
00:13:57,766 --> 00:13:59,134
Yo, look, man.
407
00:13:59,166 --> 00:14:01,069
There's just a few things about you
408
00:14:01,102 --> 00:14:03,172
that don't sit right with me.
409
00:14:03,204 --> 00:14:05,840
Like the whole wave cap business
410
00:14:05,873 --> 00:14:09,510
and some of your language and...
411
00:14:09,544 --> 00:14:12,180
you use the Black
Santa Claus emoji, bro.
412
00:14:12,214 --> 00:14:13,815
You can't do that.
413
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:16,517
Wow.
414
00:14:16,551 --> 00:14:17,853
I'm, uh...
415
00:14:17,886 --> 00:14:19,921
I'm so sorry.
416
00:14:19,954 --> 00:14:22,825
It was never my intention
to hurt anybody.
417
00:14:22,858 --> 00:14:25,828
And if I'm making anybody feel
uncomfortable, I'll fall back.
418
00:14:25,860 --> 00:14:27,428
Know what?
419
00:14:27,461 --> 00:14:29,363
I'll even move out of Hawkins.
420
00:14:29,397 --> 00:14:30,431
Deuces.
421
00:14:30,464 --> 00:14:31,867
I mean...
422
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:32,868
goodbye.
423
00:14:32,901 --> 00:14:33,902
AARON: Vivek.
424
00:14:35,536 --> 00:14:36,772
Vivek, come on...
425
00:14:36,805 --> 00:14:38,140
♪♪
426
00:14:40,457 --> 00:14:43,777
So, Cameo's enthusiastic
"yes to the dress"
427
00:14:43,802 --> 00:14:46,681
was more of a "meh, sure,
whatever to the dress."
428
00:14:46,714 --> 00:14:49,283
And after my styling disaster
with the twins,
429
00:14:49,316 --> 00:14:50,852
I'd promised myself
430
00:14:50,886 --> 00:14:54,389
I'd never let a client
walk away unhappy again.
431
00:14:54,421 --> 00:14:55,523
[Knock on door]
432
00:14:55,556 --> 00:14:57,458
Oh. Hey, Cameo. Good morning.
433
00:14:57,483 --> 00:15:01,229
Hey. I saw all your missed
calls and texts
434
00:15:01,262 --> 00:15:03,965
saying you... wanted to see me...
435
00:15:03,998 --> 00:15:05,733
at 1:30 in the morning.
436
00:15:05,767 --> 00:15:07,201
Yeah. Uh, no.
437
00:15:07,234 --> 00:15:09,570
Thanks for not reporting that
to any adults.
438
00:15:09,603 --> 00:15:11,806
Okay, listen, uh,
I had a couple thoughts
439
00:15:11,839 --> 00:15:12,907
about your prom dress,
440
00:15:12,940 --> 00:15:15,576
and it's just really
got me thinking that...
441
00:15:15,609 --> 00:15:18,180
You know, I just don't think
I quite nailed it for you yet.
442
00:15:18,213 --> 00:15:20,147
And because this is your prom,
443
00:15:20,180 --> 00:15:23,752
I really do feel like I really
[Chuckles] gotta nail this.
444
00:15:23,785 --> 00:15:25,988
For you, o-of course.
445
00:15:26,021 --> 00:15:28,724
I mean... sure. I guess.
446
00:15:28,757 --> 00:15:31,325
O-Okay, I can work with an "I guess."
447
00:15:31,358 --> 00:15:34,897
♪♪
448
00:15:34,930 --> 00:15:36,397
Nice.
449
00:15:36,430 --> 00:15:37,932
Nice.
450
00:15:37,965 --> 00:15:40,101
"Nice."
451
00:15:40,134 --> 00:15:41,435
Okay.
452
00:15:41,469 --> 00:15:43,238
This?
453
00:15:43,271 --> 00:15:44,640
Great.
454
00:15:46,074 --> 00:15:47,776
"Great."
455
00:15:47,809 --> 00:15:49,177
Ooh.
456
00:15:49,209 --> 00:15:50,711
This one is it.
457
00:15:50,744 --> 00:15:52,914
[Chuckles]
458
00:15:55,483 --> 00:15:56,484
It's cute.
459
00:15:57,618 --> 00:15:58,786
Mnh-mnh.
460
00:15:58,820 --> 00:16:00,222
[Laughs]
461
00:16:00,254 --> 00:16:02,390
I'm sorry... Cameo, this dress...
462
00:16:02,424 --> 00:16:04,358
this dress is not cute.
463
00:16:04,392 --> 00:16:06,627
This dress is amazing.
464
00:16:06,661 --> 00:16:08,930
It is a vintage beaded gown
worn by Cher.
465
00:16:08,964 --> 00:16:11,032
Matter of fact, I actually had to
lie to the guy at the rental house
466
00:16:11,065 --> 00:16:13,868
and tell him I was Sasha Obama
so he would let me take it.
467
00:16:13,901 --> 00:16:17,372
My point is... this dress
is friggin' beautiful!
468
00:16:17,405 --> 00:16:19,475
To you, maybe. But not to me.
469
00:16:20,809 --> 00:16:23,078
It's just not who I am.
470
00:16:27,815 --> 00:16:29,017
Um...
471
00:16:31,085 --> 00:16:32,720
Wow.
472
00:16:32,753 --> 00:16:33,988
This whole time,
473
00:16:34,022 --> 00:16:37,492
I've just been feeding her
options that work for me,
474
00:16:37,525 --> 00:16:40,095
but I've never once stopped to ask...
475
00:16:41,296 --> 00:16:43,765
Who are you?
476
00:16:43,797 --> 00:16:44,999
[Sighs]
477
00:16:45,032 --> 00:16:47,134
♪♪
478
00:16:47,167 --> 00:16:49,503
[Gunfire]
479
00:16:49,536 --> 00:16:55,543
♪♪
480
00:16:57,545 --> 00:16:58,981
- [Controller chimes]
- Don't worry, man.
481
00:16:59,013 --> 00:17:02,016
Just came to pick up
my satin pillowcase.
482
00:17:02,050 --> 00:17:03,518
It's good for my waves.
483
00:17:03,551 --> 00:17:06,187
Yeah. I know.
484
00:17:06,221 --> 00:17:07,790
Right.
485
00:17:09,124 --> 00:17:10,826
Yo, Vivek. [Sighs]
486
00:17:10,858 --> 00:17:12,461
Stop, man.
487
00:17:14,029 --> 00:17:16,631
Look, it was never my intention
488
00:17:16,664 --> 00:17:19,001
to have you bounce from Hawkins, man.
489
00:17:19,033 --> 00:17:21,203
I was just trying to put you
up on game. That's it.
490
00:17:21,235 --> 00:17:22,204
Yeah, well, I can assure you,
491
00:17:22,236 --> 00:17:24,005
I've never been more
"up on game" in my life.
492
00:17:24,039 --> 00:17:25,840
Hey, I'm killin'
the "up on game" game right now.
493
00:17:25,874 --> 00:17:27,509
O-Okay, I'm... I'm sorry, man.
494
00:17:27,541 --> 00:17:30,846
Look... maybe I was too harsh.
495
00:17:30,878 --> 00:17:33,814
You know, I'm the new dude here,
so who knows?
496
00:17:33,848 --> 00:17:36,118
Maybe the people in the crew
know you more than I do
497
00:17:36,150 --> 00:17:37,852
and you were just being yourself.
498
00:17:37,886 --> 00:17:40,187
Nah.
499
00:17:40,221 --> 00:17:41,890
Not entirely.
500
00:17:41,923 --> 00:17:45,359
Truth is, I've always
struggled with who I am.
501
00:17:45,393 --> 00:17:46,995
All this extra stuff, you know...
502
00:17:47,028 --> 00:17:49,664
the labels, the drug dealing, it's...
503
00:17:49,696 --> 00:17:51,132
it's all part of running away
504
00:17:51,166 --> 00:17:53,234
from the poor, nerdy kid
who never fit in.
505
00:17:54,502 --> 00:17:56,238
So, yeah, you know,
maybe I did borrow some things
506
00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:58,005
from the people here at Hawkins,
507
00:17:58,039 --> 00:18:01,176
but not because I was trying
to steal anything, you know?
508
00:18:01,208 --> 00:18:03,077
I just think you guys are...
509
00:18:03,110 --> 00:18:05,147
dope.
510
00:18:05,179 --> 00:18:07,548
I-I get it.
511
00:18:07,581 --> 00:18:09,583
Black people fly as [bleep], man.
512
00:18:09,617 --> 00:18:11,619
[Both chuckle]
513
00:18:13,187 --> 00:18:14,255
So, bottom line is, you know,
514
00:18:14,289 --> 00:18:16,157
when Aaron invited me to crash here,
515
00:18:16,191 --> 00:18:17,993
everybody embraced me like I was family.
516
00:18:18,025 --> 00:18:20,528
I felt like I belonged, so, yeah,
517
00:18:20,561 --> 00:18:22,531
I guess I did get
a little too comfortable,
518
00:18:22,563 --> 00:18:25,199
but only because I felt like
I was part of the community.
519
00:18:25,233 --> 00:18:27,536
No, bro, you are... definitely.
520
00:18:27,569 --> 00:18:29,070
It's just...
521
00:18:29,104 --> 00:18:31,206
some things are
522
00:18:31,239 --> 00:18:35,177
maybe more reserved for my community.
523
00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:37,046
Exclusively, you know?
524
00:18:38,413 --> 00:18:40,714
I get it.
525
00:18:40,747 --> 00:18:43,384
You should probably have this.
526
00:18:43,417 --> 00:18:45,052
Ohhh.
527
00:18:45,086 --> 00:18:47,122
No. I-I-I should not.
528
00:18:47,155 --> 00:18:50,291
Uh, but you could pocket the wave cap
529
00:18:50,324 --> 00:18:53,094
and, you know, put your little
satin lady pillow down
530
00:18:53,127 --> 00:18:54,229
and come over here
531
00:18:54,262 --> 00:18:57,166
and get molly-whopped
in some bones, man.
532
00:18:58,398 --> 00:19:00,401
I'd loved to get
molly-whopped by you, man.
533
00:19:00,435 --> 00:19:01,802
- Come on.
- [Laughs]
534
00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:03,772
Oh. Hugs. Okay.
535
00:19:03,804 --> 00:19:05,974
Ay, these [bleep] in here huggin', yo!
536
00:19:06,006 --> 00:19:07,241
Uh-huh. I seen that.
537
00:19:07,274 --> 00:19:08,976
Shoulder-to-shoulder, nipple-to-nipple.
538
00:19:09,010 --> 00:19:11,579
[Cackles] Y'all are nasty.
539
00:19:11,612 --> 00:19:14,046
♪♪
540
00:19:14,071 --> 00:19:15,750
Come on.
541
00:19:15,782 --> 00:19:17,785
♪♪
542
00:19:17,819 --> 00:19:19,288
♪ Oh, yeah ♪
543
00:19:21,289 --> 00:19:25,060
♪ Whoa, oh, oh, oh ♪
544
00:19:25,092 --> 00:19:26,327
It's amazing.
545
00:19:26,360 --> 00:19:29,330
♪ Baby, tell me all your secrets ♪
546
00:19:29,364 --> 00:19:31,800
You heard it here first, folks.
547
00:19:31,832 --> 00:19:36,904
The streets love the
Zoey Johnson Styling Experience.
548
00:19:36,937 --> 00:19:38,839
[Sighs]
549
00:19:38,872 --> 00:19:41,342
Now, let's just pray that when
Luca gets back from New York,
550
00:19:41,376 --> 00:19:43,011
he does not notice
551
00:19:43,043 --> 00:19:44,845
the very expensive bespoke red tux
552
00:19:44,878 --> 00:19:48,349
that he wore to freshman formal
is missing from his closet.
553
00:19:48,383 --> 00:19:50,152
Sometimes in life,
554
00:19:50,185 --> 00:19:52,320
fitting in isn't always the best,
555
00:19:52,352 --> 00:19:55,089
because it can prevent us
from standing out
556
00:19:55,122 --> 00:19:58,459
and shining
as our true, authentic selves.
557
00:19:58,493 --> 00:20:00,162
♪♪
558
00:20:00,195 --> 00:20:02,030
♪ And I make 'em say ♪
559
00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:04,198
♪ Baby, tell me all your secrets ♪
560
00:20:04,232 --> 00:20:06,368
But other times,
561
00:20:06,400 --> 00:20:08,802
it's exactly what we need
to get the sense of community
562
00:20:08,836 --> 00:20:12,207
that makes us feel like
we're part of something bigger,
563
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:13,474
something special.
564
00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:18,254
- Take that one time.
- Set me up.
565
00:20:18,279 --> 00:20:19,910
Hey, hey, man, something's bothering me.
566
00:20:19,935 --> 00:20:21,649
Is there something in my nose?
567
00:20:21,683 --> 00:20:23,350
- What?
- Uh, no, I don't see anything.
568
00:20:23,384 --> 00:20:24,553
Me, neither.
569
00:20:24,586 --> 00:20:26,354
Oh, wait, sorry. I don't mean that nose.
570
00:20:26,387 --> 00:20:28,322
I mean my domi-nose, bitch! Unh!
571
00:20:28,356 --> 00:20:30,959
Are you kidding me?
We should've never let him stay.
572
00:20:30,992 --> 00:20:32,226
We shouldn't have.
573
00:20:32,260 --> 00:20:35,329
Hey. I've been outside
for, like, 30 minutes.
574
00:20:35,362 --> 00:20:36,797
What happened to Wave Cap Wednesdays?
575
00:20:36,830 --> 00:20:38,632
Pfft, [bleep], today is Thursday!
576
00:20:38,666 --> 00:20:40,368
Thursday?!
577
00:20:40,400 --> 00:20:42,336
Y'all made me waste a wave cap!
578
00:20:44,405 --> 00:20:46,007
[Banging rhythmically]
579
00:20:46,040 --> 00:20:48,076
TOGETHER: ♪ He thought
that it was Wednesday ♪
580
00:20:48,108 --> 00:20:49,310
Ay!
581
00:20:49,343 --> 00:20:51,078
♪ He thought that it was Wednesday ♪