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Wow, four stingers.
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( buzzing )
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Oh!
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( girl yelling )
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( yelling )
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( gasps )
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( grunting )
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Where have I seen this before?
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Here it is--
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land squirrel.
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That little squirrel
is in trouble.
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Take that, you sorry old clam!
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You need to learn some manners!
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You're about as ugly
as homemade soup.
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Hooray, land squirrel!
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( growls )
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Look out!
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( grunting )
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Hold on, little squirrel!
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( karate yell )
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Ho-ho-ho!
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Ho-hee!
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Hoy-ya!
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You have fought
well, giant clam.
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Prepare to be vanquished.
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( yells, grunting )
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Hey, I'm actually doing it.
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( grunting )
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( victorious yell )
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Your shell is mine!
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( grunts ): Hold on
there, little square dude.
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( karate yell )
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( yells )
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( clam whimpers )
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Hey, you like karate, too.
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( karate yelling )
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Ha!
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So, what's your name?
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Sandy.
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So, what... do... you call...
yourself?
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( yelling ): I'm... SpongeBob!
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Well, SpongeBob...
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take a gander at this.
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( rumbling, cracking )
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Oh.
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Oh, yeah?
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Watch this.
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( yells )
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( armpit-farts )
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( giggles ): I like
you, SpongeBob.
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We could be tighter
than bark on a tree.
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( karate yells )
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Uh, I like you, too, Sandy.
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( karate yells )
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Yow.
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Say, uh, what is that
thing on your head?
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That's my air helmet.
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May I try it on?
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Heck, no. I need it to breathe.
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I got to have my air.
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Me, too!
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I love air. Air is good.
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No kidding?
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Why, air is my middle name.
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The more air, the better.
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Can't get enough of that air.
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( drawling ): Shoot!
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How about coming over tomorrow
for tea and cookies then?
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Don't be late.
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Okay, see you tomorrow.
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Patrick!
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Patrick!
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Patrick, Patrick, Patrick!
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What's air?
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Huh?
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I just met this girl.
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She wears a hat full of... air.
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Do you mean she "puts on airs"?
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I guess so.
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That's just fancy talk.
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If you want to be fancy,
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hold your pinky up like this.
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The higher you hold it,
the fancier you are.
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How's that?
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Higher.
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Like that?
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Now, that's fancy!
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They should call you
SpongeBob FancyPants!
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Remember, when in
doubt, pinky out.
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You can do it, SpongeBob.
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I'll be watching.
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Thanks, pal.
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( rings bell )
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Hello?
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Hiya, Sandy. It's me, SpongeBob.
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Hold on a sec, I'll let you in.
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( buzzing )
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( whistling )
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( drain gurgling )
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( stifled whistling )
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( blows raspberry )
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( yelling ): Sandy!
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Open up!
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Sandy! Sandy!
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Sandy, something's
gone terribly wrong.
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There's no water in...
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...here.
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SANDY: 'Course there's no water.
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Nothing but air.
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No water?
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That ain't a problem, is it?
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( karate yells )
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Problem?
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( karate yells )
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That's how I like my air.
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( inhales deeply )
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( gagging, coughing )
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( weakly ): With no water.
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SANDY: Well, all right.
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I made Texas tea and cookies.
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Well, come on in.
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( karate yells )
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( legs squeaking )
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That's not in.
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In!
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( squeaking )
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You're a funny little dude.
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Come on, I'll give
you the grand tour.
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So this is my own private
little air bubble.
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This air is the driest...
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( gasps )
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purest...
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( gasps )
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most airiest air
in the whole sea.
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Oh, over there is my birdbath.
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( chirping cheerily )
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And that's my oak tree.
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It provides me with extra air.
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This dome is made of the
strongest polyurethane;
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that's a fancy name for plastic.
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Ain't that just the bee's knees?
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Tell you what, weren't
easy getting here neither.
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First, I...
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( grunting )
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( chirping angrily )
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...that's my treadmill.
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That's how I stay
in tiptop shape.
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Oh, come on-- let's
have that tea now.
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( karate yells )
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( gasps )
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( knocking on dome )
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Pinky, pinky!
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( gasps weakly )
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I brought you some flowers.
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For me?
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How sweet!
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You okay?
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( raspily ): Yes.
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I'm okay.
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You know, you're the first
sea critter to ever visit.
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I can't imagine why.
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Can I get you anything?
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Water would be nice.
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I'm going to put
these in a vase.
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Take your time.
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( wild gasping )
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I got to get out of here!
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SANDY: I like you, SpongeBob.
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We could be tighter
than bark on a tree.
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PATRICK: When in
doubt, pinky out.
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I don't need water!
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Water's for quitters!
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I don't need it.
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I don't need it.
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I don't need it.
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I don't need it,
I don't need it.
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Why, these flowers
are just beautiful.
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They'll live much, much longer
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in a vase full of
ice-cold water.
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So tell me about yourself.
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It must be fascinating
being a sea critter.
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SpongeBob?
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( timer dings )
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Oh, there's the cookies.
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Be right back.
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SPONGEBOB ( thinking
): I don't need it.
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I don't need it.
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I definitely don't need it.
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I don't need it.
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I don't need it.
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I don't need it.
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I don't need it.
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( shouting ): I need it!
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( wheezing )
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No, SpongeBob!
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No, no, no!
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Stop!
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Pinky, pinky!
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( yelling ): I'm a quitter!
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( SpongeBob wailing )
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You can't leave now.
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You'll blow it.
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Air is not good, Patrick.
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Air is not good.
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You're just being shy.
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Don't worry, buddy.
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You're doing fine.
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( panting heavily )
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I won't let you blow... this.
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( wheezing )
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( gagging )
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What kind of place is this?!
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There's no water in here!
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I tried to tell you!
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We got to get out of here!
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You're doing it wrong.
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Wait, no, we've got to get out.
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( door opens, closes )
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Come and get it.
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You're all going to like this--
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( shrieks )
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( glasses breaking )
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There.
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That ought to do it.
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If you all needed water,
you should have asked.
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I propose a toast:
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To new friends!
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Hold on a second.
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I hope you all like
your tea strong.
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Drink up!
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( both slurping )
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ALL: Ah!