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WWW.MY-SUBS.COM
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Remind me if I ever get married again
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to actually buy the photos
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instead of just keeping
the photographer's samples.
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God. What are they up to now?
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Stan and Jeff?
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Not 100% sure, but I think
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they're planning a surprise for me.
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Because whenever I come around,
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they stop talking and leave the room.
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Babe! We're going on a bear hunt!
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Oh, God. It's one of the
ones where they're friends.
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Jeff and I are playing "Davy Crockett,"
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and murdering bears is
a central part of that.
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That and the fashion, obviously.
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I'm Davy, he's Crockett.
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How 'bout that, Hayley?
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Two city gals like us,
married to real frontiersmen.
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What are you talking about?
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Those two have been insufferable
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ever since they watched that
"Mr. Rogers" episode
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about "imagination."
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Mm-mm.
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You know that Fred Rogers can get down.
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He could take his shoes
off and keep going.
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Geez, Mom.
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Fine! Who's at the top
of your PBS bang list?
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I bet you're a "Sesame Street" girl.
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Cookie Monster... so obvious.
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That guy in the trash can...
he's pretty hot.
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Oh, I know.
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You want Bert and Ernie... two for one.
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That's good value, Hayley.
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Geez, Mom.
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Relax.
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Someday, you'll be having
the same conversation
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with your daughter.
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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♪ I got a feelin'
that it's gonna be a wonderful day ♪
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♪ The sun in the sky has
a smile on his face ♪
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♪ And he's shinin'
a salute to the American race ♪
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♪ Oh, boy, it's swell to say ♪
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- ♪ Good... ♪
- ♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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Aah!
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♪ Good morning, U.S.A. ♪
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You'd probably want
to get with The Count.
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You love guys with accents.
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You get all shy whenever we
go into that cellphone store.
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Did you get sprayed by a skunk?
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Yeah, but I got to tickle it
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for five whole seconds first.
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Well, at least you told the truth.
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Which means...
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I owe you a Matchbox car.
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I like Hot Wheels!
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How many times do I have to tell you?!
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- I'm losing my mind.
- Well, husbands are a lot of work.
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It doesn't seem to affect you.
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I mean, Dad is running around
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in a hat he made from
Steve's Rocket Raccoon toy.
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He did what?!
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You're right, Hayley.
I don't let it get to me.
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And if you want, I can let you in
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on a little secret that's helped me.
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Please do.
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I'm better at being
married than you are.
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- What?!
- I have lots of little secrets.
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Like this bullfrog I keep in my hair.
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His name is Clarke Michael Duncan.
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Cold, cold, cold, cold, cold!
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Ooh, is someone bathing...
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Oh, it's Jeff. Gross.
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Welp, back to standing silently
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in the dark garage.
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Mom, can you help me
wash the skunk off Jeff?
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He's being really squirmy.
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Sorry, Hayley. I'm headed to Costco.
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Oh, great.
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Can you pick up those
big cans of tomato juice
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to get the skunk out?
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Ooh, sorry.
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This trip is just to pick up
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two flats of Dan Brown hardbacks.
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They burn so much cleaner than firewood.
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- But could you still...
- Uh... Eep, eep, eep!
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Another clean getaway!
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What would I do without my eeps?
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Why did she get on an airport shuttle?
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Jeff, you're in charge of
cleaning your own privates.
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That's too much responsibility!
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I'm a responsible guy.
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Park it!
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You got it! That's how airports work!
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How did that woman go
through without a ticket?
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She's part of our
Airport Angels program.
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They assist people to
their gate who want help.
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And they do it all for nothing,
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except for the complimentary
Toblerone from Duty Free.
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They say shape doesn't
make a difference,
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but I think triangles taste better.
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Great, great. Where do I sign
up for this Airport Angel B.S.?
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Where did Mom go?
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How the [BLEEP] would I know?
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I'm just a sweet old lady.
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Ooh, there she is!
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Hey, you idiot!
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I'm supposed to be going to China,
not Albuquerque!
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Oh!
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Oh, it all worked out!
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I get to ride with my bags
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and have access to all
my hair gels and salsas!
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Thank you, Airport Angel!
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- Mom?
- Eep, eep, eep...
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Eep, eep, eep!
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You're not gonna eep
your way out of this one.
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What the hell is going on?
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Look, I never thought
I'd be caught here,
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but in case I was,
I worked up a little song.
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Hit it, Larry.
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♪ Being a wife in the world today ♪
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♪ Sure can drain your soul ♪
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♪ Your husband and your children suck ♪
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♪ And your alien's an asshole ♪
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Alien? You have an alien?
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♪ Sometimes you should escape ♪
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♪ To a crappy airport bar ♪
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♪ Where husbands don't
know where you are ♪
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♪ Eep, eep, eep, eep,
eep, eep, eep, eep ♪
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Did you know these napkins
are exact replicas of the ones
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they use in the original
O'rrivals in Ireland?
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Why would I know that?
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Wait. O'rrivals is a chain?
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I thought it was just a bad pun.
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Oh, no.
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The flagship is in Dublin.
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And it's a good pun.
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Look, my photo's on the wall.
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I got it from completing the
"Drinks of Dublin Tour."
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♪ Sometimes you should escape ♪
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♪ Where all the taps lead to Bud Lite ♪
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♪ And the pilots get drunk pre-flight ♪
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♪ Plastic forks and metal spoons ♪
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♪ No one's quite sure why ♪
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♪ But things are so much simpler here ♪
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♪ in Terminal Five ♪
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This is your secret
to being a patient wife?
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Yes! It's so easy!
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I can't believe you said
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you were better at
being married than me.
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Come on, Hayley. Give me this one thing.
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You're so much better
at everything else.
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- Like what?!
- Like the stuff that matters.
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You have the Galaga
high score at the deli.
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Don't you think that
burns me up at night?!
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That's Hayley Schmitterhaus!
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She was abducted eight years
ago selling Girl Scout cookies.
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Oh. Well, that makes me
feel a little better.
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Wait.
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Are you the Hayley
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on the "Frogger" at the laundromat?
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Yeah, that one's me.
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10th place. Terrible score!
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Let me give you some advice.
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In "Frogger,"
some of those logs are alligators.
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Chomp, chomp.
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Oh. Jeff sat on his balls.
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And he doesn't know what to do.
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"Stand... up."
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Pull up a stool, girl.
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Jeff's floppy balls will
be there when you get home.
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How do you know Jeff's balls are floppy?
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I can hear 'em.
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We probably don't need to bring
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three different flavors of Triscuits,
do we?
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You never know which flavor's
gonna give you the edge
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when you tango with the big brown man.
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- Is that what you call bears?
- Correct.
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Jeff, where did all my underwear go?
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Jeff, I'll get more supplies
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while you negotiate
with this fur trapper.
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I'm pretending Hayley's
a French-Canadian fur trapper.
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Time to negotiate.
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I'll give you $50.
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God, I hate this.
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Come on!
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I dressed Steve up as a bear
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and told him we were
playing hide-and-seek.
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That looked like a real arrow.
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A-Are they gonna hunt Steve?
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Yes. And you know Steve's
just loving all the attention.
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Shuttle's here!
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What is it, hon?
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Don't get me wrong. I-I love booze.
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But all I can think about
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is how Jeff stretched
out all my underwear,
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making them into slingshots.
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I think it was your ass that did that.
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- Mom!
- Lighten up, fat-ass!
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That's how we razz at O'rrivals!
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Is there a place I
can plug in my laptop?
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See? He gets it.
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Hayley, this is our escape.
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You need to unwind!
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That's what I'm trying to do!
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Well, I guess we need to step it up.
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Ow! Why would you do that?!
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Because when drinking doesn't work,
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there's nothing like a bar fight
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to make the rest of the world fade away.
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Oh, okay. Let's rumble.
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Let the bitch out of the box, Hayles!
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I don't see how this is gonna help.
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Do it. You'll feel better.
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Nice one!
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That feels amazing! Who's next?
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I-I'm just trying to get to Wisconsin
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to bury my mother!
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Not on my watch.
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This is great, Mom!
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Hey, we're gonna need two more beers.
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You got it, but happy hour's over.
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Happy hour's over.
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That's our cue to go.
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What? Why?
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I-I was just starting to unwind.
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Yeah, and that's all you need.
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I mean, don't you feel you could go home
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and deal with Jeff now?
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You know what? I do.
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He accidentally saw Tuttle's
penis the other day,
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and I feel like I'm finally ready
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to have a frank talk with him about it.
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It's really...
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I-I can see he's
thinking about it a lot.
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Attagirl!
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And don't worry.
We'll be back here tomorrow.
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Okay.
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What airline you flying, chump?
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Frontier.
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Good. They'll finish the job.
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Hey, babe,
I owe you one tube of toothpaste.
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Needed it to seal our canoe.
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Damn it, Jeff.
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Well, joke's on him.
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I don't use toothpaste.
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Oh, hey, babe. I owe you one toothbrush.
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Needed it for brushing
my teeth in the canoe.
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Ugh! This canoe is hounding me!
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But at least I still
have my trusty tampons.
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I'll just brush my
teeth with one of those.
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Little trick I read in Vogue.
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Right, ladies?
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Me again, babe.
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I owe you a hundred tampoons.
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I used a bottle of nail
polish to paint them red
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'cause I needed dynamite.
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...to blow up my canoe.
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- Daaahh!
- Whoa, whoa, whoa!
259
00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:53,985
You're not gonna destroy
that box, are you?
260
00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:55,386
Relax. I could sit on that
261
00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,188
while I'm waiting for
something to happen.
262
00:10:58,325 --> 00:11:00,525
Damn! Your breath is kickin', girl.
263
00:11:00,527 --> 00:11:02,227
Ever heard of tampons?
264
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,466
Water.
265
00:11:08,402 --> 00:11:10,969
Look! Rogu found water!
266
00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:14,205
On your toes, men.
267
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:15,941
We're deep in bear country.
268
00:11:17,344 --> 00:11:19,010
- That sounds like a real bear!
- Run!
269
00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:24,950
Just crushed 38 O'Doul's.
270
00:11:24,952 --> 00:11:27,018
That's equal to two Coors Lights.
271
00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,620
That's like one Corona.
272
00:11:28,622 --> 00:11:30,089
I'm feelin' it!
273
00:11:30,091 --> 00:11:32,824
Aww. Is that a little coonskin cap?
274
00:11:32,826 --> 00:11:34,559
Rat skin.
275
00:11:34,561 --> 00:11:37,228
You're sending my
ovaries into hyperdrive.
276
00:11:37,230 --> 00:11:38,697
How'd you like a little sister?
277
00:11:38,699 --> 00:11:41,366
Rogu eat sister.
278
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,203
O-Only you, Rogu.
279
00:11:45,172 --> 00:11:46,771
Francine! There's a bear outside!
280
00:11:46,773 --> 00:11:49,174
It sounded big and mean
and wanted to eat us!
281
00:11:49,176 --> 00:11:51,189
Ooh, sounds scary!
282
00:11:51,224 --> 00:11:52,688
Wanna hide under the covers?
283
00:11:52,723 --> 00:11:54,245
Uh-huh.
284
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:55,781
Can you put up the force field?
285
00:11:55,783 --> 00:11:57,316
Force field up.
286
00:11:57,318 --> 00:11:58,517
Make the sound.
287
00:11:58,519 --> 00:12:00,986
Zzh-zzh-zzh-zzh-zzh-
Zzh-zzh-zzh-zzh-zzh.
288
00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:05,256
What about me, Mrs. S?
289
00:12:05,258 --> 00:12:06,858
Go to your room and have Hayley
290
00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:08,459
put up a force field for you.
291
00:12:08,461 --> 00:12:10,796
She's not here. She went to Costco.
292
00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,263
Eep.
293
00:12:12,265 --> 00:12:14,466
Now, open up that force field,
294
00:12:14,468 --> 00:12:16,868
or we're all gonna get blown to bits!
295
00:12:21,809 --> 00:12:25,144
Guys! I made a big dent in my
paperwork and earned a break!
296
00:12:25,146 --> 00:12:26,812
Can I play Davy Crockett with you?
297
00:12:26,814 --> 00:12:29,148
Klaus loser.
298
00:12:30,484 --> 00:12:32,551
Rogu's in there with you guys?!
299
00:12:32,553 --> 00:12:34,686
Everything sucks since he got here!
300
00:12:34,688 --> 00:12:37,622
He's supposed to be helping
with Roger's personas!
301
00:12:37,624 --> 00:12:39,024
Roger!
302
00:12:39,026 --> 00:12:41,827
Rogu isn't doing his job!
303
00:12:46,433 --> 00:12:47,632
I did it.
304
00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:50,569
I finished the "Drinks of Dublin Tour."
305
00:12:50,571 --> 00:12:53,305
Now take my picture
and put it on the wall!
306
00:12:55,376 --> 00:12:57,509
Wait, wait, wait. Which is better?
307
00:12:57,511 --> 00:12:58,910
Like this...
308
00:12:58,912 --> 00:12:59,978
or like this?
309
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:07,386
Just lovely.
310
00:13:07,388 --> 00:13:08,387
Hayley.
311
00:13:08,389 --> 00:13:10,189
I know this is a nice escape,
312
00:13:10,191 --> 00:13:12,257
but you can't spend all your time
313
00:13:12,259 --> 00:13:15,194
with a bunch of losers
at a fake Irish bar.
314
00:13:15,196 --> 00:13:16,395
No offense, Jason.
315
00:13:16,397 --> 00:13:17,396
None taken.
316
00:13:17,398 --> 00:13:18,663
This is just part-time
317
00:13:18,665 --> 00:13:20,599
while I plan my terrorist stuff.
318
00:13:20,601 --> 00:13:23,334
I told you, being here for happy hour
319
00:13:23,336 --> 00:13:25,470
is all the escape a wife should need.
320
00:13:25,472 --> 00:13:28,473
I get it, Mom! You're the perfect wife!
321
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,876
You know exactly how many hours a day
322
00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:33,478
to avoid your husband
at the airport bar.
323
00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,280
You're June [BLEEP] Cleaver!
324
00:13:35,282 --> 00:13:37,549
Oh! References, huh?
325
00:13:37,551 --> 00:13:39,551
All right, Pauly Shore,
326
00:13:39,553 --> 00:13:42,888
let's get you back to "Shutter Island."
327
00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:43,889
Boo!
328
00:13:43,891 --> 00:13:45,490
Pbbbbbbht!
329
00:13:45,492 --> 00:13:47,559
That's your best comeback?
330
00:13:47,561 --> 00:13:48,627
Millennials!
331
00:13:48,629 --> 00:13:49,628
Right, Jason?
332
00:13:49,630 --> 00:13:52,631
Right! Blow 'em sky high, I say!
333
00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:54,600
- What?
- Good night!
334
00:13:59,372 --> 00:14:00,706
Wake up, sleepyhead.
335
00:14:00,708 --> 00:14:02,974
I'm sure you're feeling a little ragged,
336
00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,976
but it's almost noon.
337
00:14:05,979 --> 00:14:08,113
You got Rogu'd.
338
00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,481
Every damn time!
339
00:14:10,251 --> 00:14:11,250
What is this?
340
00:14:11,252 --> 00:14:13,704
Real life.
341
00:14:13,739 --> 00:14:16,255
Dear Mom,
I thought about what you said.
342
00:14:16,257 --> 00:14:19,591
You're right. Happy hour
should be enough for a wife.
343
00:14:19,593 --> 00:14:21,860
Oh, wow. I got through to her.
344
00:14:21,862 --> 00:14:24,545
Keep reading.
345
00:14:24,580 --> 00:14:26,397
But it's not enough for me.
346
00:14:26,399 --> 00:14:28,800
You are better at being
married than I am.
347
00:14:28,802 --> 00:14:30,802
I shouldn't even be married.
348
00:14:30,804 --> 00:14:33,509
So, I'm escaping
to where no one can find me.
349
00:14:33,544 --> 00:14:36,541
The original O'rrivals
in Ireland, Europe.
350
00:14:36,543 --> 00:14:38,277
- Ohh!
- P.S.
351
00:14:38,279 --> 00:14:41,546
Rogu is allowed to eat as
much raw pasta as he wants.
352
00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:44,283
Rogu, I know you wrote that last part.
353
00:14:44,285 --> 00:14:46,084
Bwaaah-ha!
354
00:14:47,006 --> 00:14:48,887
Flying to Ireland.
355
00:14:48,889 --> 00:14:51,089
That's what I should've done!
356
00:14:51,091 --> 00:14:53,292
I was in an airport all week.
357
00:14:53,294 --> 00:14:55,694
I, too, should be flying to Ireland.
358
00:14:55,696 --> 00:14:58,563
I'm a pilot. I like handles, not wheels.
359
00:14:58,565 --> 00:15:00,565
I like radar, not sonar.
360
00:15:00,567 --> 00:15:04,169
I wanna be up with the stars,
not down with the starfish!
361
00:15:04,171 --> 00:15:05,504
I should be sailing!
362
00:15:05,506 --> 00:15:09,440
I like fishing nets,
not Gogo Inflight Internet!
363
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,577
But we both like galleys.
364
00:15:16,383 --> 00:15:19,251
Wow. My adventure begins.
365
00:15:19,253 --> 00:15:20,919
None of my troubles can find me here.
366
00:15:20,921 --> 00:15:22,521
Not Jeff, not Mom,
367
00:15:22,523 --> 00:15:25,990
not even that infernal Rogu,
the King of Pranks.
368
00:15:25,992 --> 00:15:28,460
Oh, I can't wait to get
to the original O'rrivals
369
00:15:28,462 --> 00:15:30,696
and party my tits off!
370
00:15:31,702 --> 00:15:33,465
'Sup, party people?!
371
00:15:33,467 --> 00:15:35,267
My lucky charms!
372
00:15:35,269 --> 00:15:37,001
Freckle freaks!
373
00:15:37,003 --> 00:15:38,737
My Irish ragers!
374
00:15:39,353 --> 00:15:41,139
I hope it's happy hour!
375
00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:42,474
What?
376
00:15:42,476 --> 00:15:44,295
You know... happy hour.
377
00:15:44,330 --> 00:15:46,211
Where the drinks are cheap
and the apps are half off.
378
00:15:46,213 --> 00:15:47,279
Ah.
379
00:15:47,281 --> 00:15:49,882
Around here, we call it "sad hour."
380
00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:52,817
'Cause that's when we take
a two-hour break to be sad
381
00:15:52,819 --> 00:15:55,487
instead of bone-crushingly depressed.
382
00:15:55,489 --> 00:15:56,689
Kewl-kewl!
383
00:15:56,691 --> 00:15:58,623
Beer and a slippery nip, please.
384
00:15:58,625 --> 00:16:00,425
I'm gonna get the lay of the land
385
00:16:00,427 --> 00:16:02,594
from the local folks.
386
00:16:03,830 --> 00:16:05,497
Why the frown, James Brown?
387
00:16:05,499 --> 00:16:08,032
The bank took my family farm.
388
00:16:08,034 --> 00:16:11,236
I hear ya. My husband's
been wearing a stupid hat.
389
00:16:11,238 --> 00:16:12,571
To us!
390
00:16:12,573 --> 00:16:14,306
Why so sad, Sinbad?
391
00:16:14,308 --> 00:16:15,507
Me wife left me.
392
00:16:15,509 --> 00:16:16,909
That's nothing.
393
00:16:16,911 --> 00:16:19,444
My husband's obsessed with his canoe.
394
00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:23,315
Why the sorrow, Benicio del Toro?
395
00:16:23,317 --> 00:16:25,117
Cat got your tongue, Connie Chung?
396
00:16:25,119 --> 00:16:26,651
Cancer took her tongue.
397
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,120
I wanted a slippery nipple.
398
00:16:28,122 --> 00:16:31,656
And I wanted a face shape
that's good for sunglasses,
399
00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,792
but life is cruel.
400
00:16:33,794 --> 00:16:34,793
Jukebox!
401
00:16:34,795 --> 00:16:36,394
Let's kick this up a notch.
402
00:16:36,396 --> 00:16:37,996
It only plays this song.
403
00:16:37,998 --> 00:16:40,065
That and Ireland's national anthem...
404
00:16:40,067 --> 00:16:41,400
"Steal My Sunshine."
405
00:16:41,402 --> 00:16:42,801
O... kay.
406
00:16:42,803 --> 00:16:44,336
You guys are bummers!
407
00:16:45,128 --> 00:16:46,540
I know what you need.
408
00:16:46,575 --> 00:16:48,607
A little secret my mom taught me.
409
00:16:48,609 --> 00:16:49,708
Lady shove!
410
00:16:54,681 --> 00:16:55,780
We're doing it!
411
00:17:01,355 --> 00:17:02,887
Hey, Mrs. S,
412
00:17:02,889 --> 00:17:05,490
I know you said Hayley
went out to get me a toy,
413
00:17:05,492 --> 00:17:06,891
but I'm getting worried.
414
00:17:06,893 --> 00:17:08,427
It's been seven mailmans.
415
00:17:08,429 --> 00:17:11,397
Jeff, have a snack and stop worrying.
416
00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:14,032
Mmm.
417
00:17:14,034 --> 00:17:15,300
Thanks, Mrs. S.
418
00:17:15,302 --> 00:17:17,302
This is way better than worrying.
419
00:17:17,304 --> 00:17:18,436
Wait a second.
420
00:17:18,438 --> 00:17:20,639
Did you... actually stop worrying?
421
00:17:20,641 --> 00:17:22,174
Yeah. You told me to.
422
00:17:22,176 --> 00:17:23,241
Huh.
423
00:17:23,243 --> 00:17:25,310
Jeff, sit down.
424
00:17:25,312 --> 00:17:26,911
Stand up.
425
00:17:26,913 --> 00:17:28,104
Be happy.
426
00:17:28,449 --> 00:17:29,656
Be sad.
427
00:17:29,984 --> 00:17:31,249
Be Larry King.
428
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:32,717
Boston, you're on the air.
429
00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,052
Stan! Come here!
430
00:17:34,054 --> 00:17:35,454
You can't tell me what to do!
431
00:17:35,456 --> 00:17:38,523
Exactly. He never does what I say.
432
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,058
But you do!
433
00:17:40,060 --> 00:17:42,460
Pack your bags.
We're going to get Hayley.
434
00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:43,662
Gotcha, Mrs. S!
435
00:17:43,664 --> 00:17:45,730
Wait. Pack my bags, too.
436
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:48,540
Will do. How many staplers
do you want to bring?
437
00:17:48,575 --> 00:17:50,869
Never mind. I'll pack for both of us.
438
00:17:50,871 --> 00:17:52,871
Like with all my Barry Manilow albums,
439
00:17:52,873 --> 00:17:55,441
there's really gonna
be room for staplers.
440
00:17:57,744 --> 00:17:59,077
More deserters.
441
00:17:59,079 --> 00:18:01,079
We're the last two men at the Alamo.
442
00:18:01,081 --> 00:18:03,682
Rogu love dessert.
443
00:18:03,684 --> 00:18:06,618
Remember the a la mode. [ALAMO]
444
00:18:06,620 --> 00:18:08,620
Rogu, everything's a joke to you,
445
00:18:08,622 --> 00:18:10,288
and I don't mind that.
446
00:18:12,693 --> 00:18:16,161
Why so weepy, Meryl Streepy?
447
00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:18,163
Well, the fight was fun, and it was cool
448
00:18:18,165 --> 00:18:20,432
when that nun started
swinging that chain around,
449
00:18:20,434 --> 00:18:22,167
but now I just feel empty.
450
00:18:22,169 --> 00:18:25,704
I miss Jeff,
even if he can be a pain in the ass.
451
00:18:25,706 --> 00:18:26,971
I'm going home.
452
00:18:26,973 --> 00:18:28,841
You're not going anywhere.
453
00:18:28,843 --> 00:18:30,509
You broke my jukebox.
454
00:18:30,511 --> 00:18:32,377
You have to work off what you owe me...
455
00:18:32,379 --> 00:18:35,380
4,500 Irish Money Units.
456
00:18:35,382 --> 00:18:37,249
Well, that's a bummer.
457
00:18:37,251 --> 00:18:38,517
...Christopher Plummer.
458
00:18:38,519 --> 00:18:39,984
Babe!
459
00:18:39,986 --> 00:18:40,985
Jeff!
460
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:42,587
What are you guys doing here?
461
00:18:42,589 --> 00:18:44,389
I came to say I'm sorry.
462
00:18:44,391 --> 00:18:45,590
For what?
463
00:18:45,592 --> 00:18:47,192
For giving you bad advice.
464
00:18:47,194 --> 00:18:50,529
I told you the only way to
be happy in your marriage
465
00:18:50,531 --> 00:18:51,930
was to have an escape.
466
00:18:51,932 --> 00:18:53,665
But that's my marriage.
467
00:18:53,667 --> 00:18:56,935
When your dad annoys me,
I can't stop him.
468
00:18:56,937 --> 00:18:58,670
That's why I have to get away.
469
00:18:58,672 --> 00:19:01,406
But Jeff... if he starts to annoy you,
470
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,741
just tell him what you want.
471
00:19:02,743 --> 00:19:04,209
It's not that simple, Mrs. S.
472
00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:06,879
- Corner.
- Love to be where those two walls meet!
473
00:19:06,881 --> 00:19:09,548
See? You're gonna be happy
when you come home
474
00:19:09,550 --> 00:19:11,750
if you just tell Jeff what to do.
475
00:19:11,752 --> 00:19:12,951
Now let's go.
476
00:19:12,953 --> 00:19:14,152
She can't go anywhere.
477
00:19:14,154 --> 00:19:17,622
Not until I get my 4,500 McBucks.
478
00:19:17,624 --> 00:19:19,624
This dude's hella dead.
479
00:19:19,626 --> 00:19:20,959
Hold my Fitbit.
480
00:19:20,961 --> 00:19:24,199
Actually, no.
I want credit for this ass-kicking.
481
00:19:24,234 --> 00:19:26,231
Are you guys seeing this corner?
482
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:27,432
Wait a second, Mom.
483
00:19:27,434 --> 00:19:28,967
Maybe there's another way.
484
00:19:29,560 --> 00:19:32,326
Hi. I'm Jeff. I work here
because my wife asked me to.
485
00:19:32,361 --> 00:19:33,572
I'm not allowed to bring up leprechauns.
486
00:19:33,574 --> 00:19:35,107
Can I take your order?
487
00:19:35,109 --> 00:19:37,242
That was good,
but you still mentioned the leprechauns.
488
00:19:37,244 --> 00:19:39,844
I saw one in the urinal! It bit me!
489
00:19:39,846 --> 00:19:40,979
I think you're right.
490
00:19:40,981 --> 00:19:43,115
Jeff will do fine working off your debt.
491
00:19:43,117 --> 00:19:45,384
And all you had to do was tell him to.
492
00:19:45,386 --> 00:19:47,319
Thanks for taking my place.
493
00:19:47,321 --> 00:19:49,521
I love you. Remember that.
494
00:19:49,523 --> 00:19:51,456
And that's a Goddamn order.
495
00:19:51,458 --> 00:19:52,857
I love you, too.
496
00:19:52,859 --> 00:19:55,627
Because I may be a moron...
497
00:19:58,198 --> 00:19:59,531
Yes?
498
00:19:59,533 --> 00:20:00,733
Yes.
499
00:20:06,673 --> 00:20:08,540
Mom, you're back!
500
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,342
Enemy reinforcements, Rogu.
501
00:20:10,344 --> 00:20:12,210
The Alamo must not fall!
502
00:20:12,947 --> 00:20:17,750
Rogu going to Hell,
but he not going alone.
503
00:20:19,553 --> 00:20:21,486
One more drink at O'rrivals?
504
00:20:21,488 --> 00:20:22,687
Why stop at one?
505
00:20:25,626 --> 00:20:28,360
Why do you keep leaving?!
506
00:20:28,362 --> 00:20:30,229
Have a great night.
507
00:20:32,182 --> 00:20:34,248
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