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Man, it's so good to be back.
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You know, the strike was worth it.
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We got most of what we were asking for.
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But not everything. We didn't
get 10:00 a.m. start time.
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You were the only one asking for that.
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You know, a strike is
like a colonoscopy.
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Can I take your word for it?
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With a colonoscopy...
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Nope, he's off and running.
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See, it's unpleasant while it's
happening, but when it's over,
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you know you did the right thing.
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Well, thank God it's over...
the strike and that analogy.
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Hey, good morning, Abby.
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Hey, guys.
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Isn't it great to be back with our
kids? I got a standing ovation.
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That's awesome. Tony's kids
didn't even notice he was gone.
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Not true.
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I know because they were clearly
upset when I came back.
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Well, I'm glad it was only a week.
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Gotta go organize the
student college tours.
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Whitney Carson from my honors
class is ready to roll.
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Her itinerary is laminated.
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Big deal, so is my Chipotle card.
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- Good morning, gang.
- Hey.
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Paula and I had a little
girls' night last night.
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She continues to generously enlighten
me in the ways of the world.
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I don't know how much I enlightened you.
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Every time guys would
try to holler at us,
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you'd start talking
about your ex, Danny.
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Is that bad?
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It's not good.
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It's up there with "I'm
saving myself for marriage"
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and "my kids are gonna love you."
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Danny, the college football star.
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Danny, the rescue-dog adopter.
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Danny, who pays his taxes.
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Every time the men would go to get
our drinks, they'd never return.
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They went to go find Danny.
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College football star? Is there
even a college in South Dakota?
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And rescue dog just means
he got a free dog.
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As long as you keep fixating on
Danny, no man will ever measure up.
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[LAUGHS]
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Ah, who am I kidding?
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I saw that sext message.
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No man will ever measure up.
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You know, the iPhone distorts images,
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especially if you zoom.
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Zoom? You could see that
thing from outer space!
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But it's about the motion
in the ocean, right?
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Sure, skipper, keep
telling yourself that.
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Hey, Abby, I thought
you were over Danny.
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Yeah, haven't we all
moved on? I know I have.
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- Morning, sports fans.
- Hey, Coach.
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I think I could move on if Danny
stopped sending me flowers and poems
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and naming stars after me.
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All the stars should be named after you.
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Pump your brakes, Little Dipper.
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Hmm.
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Hey, Ms. Spencer,
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you got some man problems?
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I got some man solutions.
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Well, it's just that I'm ready
to move on, but Danny isn't.
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I'll call the jerk.
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Threaten to break his neck,
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and he'll never bother
you again, capiche?
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Oh, that is such a sweet
offer, Coach Dixon,
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but I think he just needs
a little more time.
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Well, let me know when you
wanna speed things up.
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Bingo and Bango are locked...
[INHALES SHARPLY]
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... and loaded. [LAUGHS]
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Okay, toodles noodles.
See you in the soup.
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Okay.
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Hey, football season's
been over for a month now.
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Poor Coach is getting a little nutty.
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Yeah, he's proof that they
don't drug test here.
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Yeah.
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You know, actually,
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having a third party tell Danny
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it's time to move on isn't a crazy idea.
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It's not? Well, name two crazier ones.
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Ice fishing and the
Gathering of the Juggalos.
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I'm sorry, bro, but hip-hop
clowns making it rain Faygo
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doesn't sound crazy to me.
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What's Faygo?
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That's white people Fanta.
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Gabe, you could convince
anybody of anything.
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You could sell sawdust to a lumber
mill. Will you please call Danny?
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[SIGHS]
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You know, calling a lumber mill
would be a lot less awkward
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than calling some guy I've never
met who cheated on my friend.
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[TONY] Come on, Gabe,
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you gotta help Abby move on.
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It's the right thing to do
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for all of us.
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Here's Danny's number.
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Thanks, Gaber.
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Toodles noodles.
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See you in the menudo.
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- So what are you gonna do?
- Well, I'm gonna call Danny.
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And if it doesn't work out, I'm
gonna give this to my sister.
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♪ Mr. Iglesias ♪
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♪ Mr. Iglesias ♪
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So, you'll all need to sell
ten boxes of candy bars
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to help cover the cost
of the college tours.
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Moving weight on the streets.
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Big Red gon' get paid.
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Oh, Mr. Hayward,
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if my parents buy 20 boxes,
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can I have an empty seat
next to me on the plane?
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Hm.
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And can I visit whatever
colleges Whitney isn't visiting?
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Don't worry, I'm not visiting
any of my safety schools.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- [LAUGHS MOCKINGLY]
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My safety school is Bunker
Hill Community College.
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Nothing safer than a school in a bunker.
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Right?
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[SCOFFS]
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Yes, Lorenzo.
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Some of you will see community colleges,
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others will look at state
schools like UCLA, UC Irvine...
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- I always wanted to go to UCLA.
- Mm-hmm?
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Until their football program
went down the toilet!
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Thanks, Chip Kelly!
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All right, Walt,
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I'm deputizing you.
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You're in charge of
logistics and planning.
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Oh, nope, that plan is not... logical.
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Come on, I got this. Yo,
who needs some sugar?
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I got that good nougat.
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Yo, I saw The Wire.
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You gotta give 'em a taste for free,
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and then they'll buy the whole box.
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Yeah. You know,
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maybe it was a mistake inviting
sophomores to participate this year.
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Well, I've already decided
on my dream school:
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Long Beach State.
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I don't even need a tour.
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I drive by it on the way home
from two of my three jobs.
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Long Beach State sounds
good to me. [CHUCKLES]
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But even I know, Long Beach?
[CLICKS TONGUE] Not a state.
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Mm-hmm.
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With your grades, Marisol,
you should aim higher.
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Think Berkeley, Stanford.
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I know you can handle a school
with that kind of rigor.
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What's "rigor" mean?
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It means you should be focusing
on junior colleges there, Mikey.
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Oh, my God, Gabe!
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Danny called me right
after you talked to him.
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You're a miracle worker!
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Hey. Just call me La
Virgen de Guadalupe.
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You never know, one day maybe a
cholo will tattoo me on his neck.
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What's a cholo?
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Remember when we went
to the Dodger game?
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- Uh-huh.
- And, um,
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there was that one guy with the
hickeys and the girlfriend
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- that kept hitting on you?
- Mm-hmm.
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Okay, the guy that beat him up.
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Oh!
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That's a cholo.
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I thought a cholo was a Mexican pastry.
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- That's a churro.
- [ABBY] Ooh!
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Those are awesome.
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Yeah, okay. Well, anyway.
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When I talked to Danny,
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he sounded like a completely
different person.
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Like he was ready to make a fresh start,
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which means I can make a fresh start.
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Yeah, Abby, it's about time you moved on
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from that mutant inbred piglet
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with cloven hooves from South Dakota.
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No offense.
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Yeah, "no offense" makes it all better.
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Shortcake.
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- Danny?
- [DANNY] Hi.
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What are you doing here?
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Danny?
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He's beautiful.
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I just listened to your friend, Gabe.
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[GASPS] You must be Gabe!
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- Do I have to be?
- [DANNY GRUNTS]
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[SILENTLY MOUTHING]
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When Abby said you're probably the
greatest person she ever met,
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she did not do you justice, my man.
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Oh. Yeah, well, Abby never mentioned
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what a great hugger you are. [CHUCKLES]
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Is it weird that I wanted that
to last a little bit longer?
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You know, in the Bible,
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the archangel Gabriel appeared
to Daniel to explain his vision.
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I'm Daniel, you're Gabriel.
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And do you know who you are, Abby?
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The vision.
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Aww! [CHUCKLES]
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Still not clear on why you're here.
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Yo, Spencer, you solve
your little pest problem?
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Hey, Coach.
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Actually, this is Danny.
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[YELPS]
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You still wanna introduce
him to Bingo and Bango?
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No, I do not.
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You never told me he was from Krypton.
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Coach out.
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You know, Danny, when I said
it was time to move on,
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you must've heard it was time
to move on to an airplane?
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[CHUCKLES] No, I heard what
you were really saying:
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"Get your butt out to Long
Beach and make things right
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with the most perfect gal in the world."
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Huh.
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You know, something definitely
got lost in translation there.
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On the bright side, Abby,
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you are no longer the
tallest person in the room.
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[SILENTLY MOUTHING]
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How you doing, girl?
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I'm okay.
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Still a little surprised,
angry, happy to see him,
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vengeful, still in love, full of rage,
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flattered, you know, the uszh.
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Yeah, and who says
women are complicated?
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So, what are you gonna do?
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Just feels like I have to break
up with him all over again.
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It's so much harder in person.
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When I look into his eyes...
[SIGHS] ... I'm helpless.
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Hm. I haven't even made
it up to his eyes.
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But I don't trust him. Once a
cheater, always a cheater.
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Paula's right. I know guys like this.
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You are "guys like this."
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That's fair.
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All right, drinks for everyone
who looked after Abby.
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Well, this should be the
first of several rounds.
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Oh, it is.
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And here's an Appletini for
the world's greatest boss.
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- Oh!
- And...
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a second Appletini for the
world's most fun boss.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Oh, now I'm starting
to see that eye thing.
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And Tony, I know you said you
wanted the house whiskey,
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but you are a top-shelf guy in
my book, so here's Johnnie!
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- Johnnie Walker?
- Mm-hmm.
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Ooh.
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- From the magazines?
- [DANNY] Mm-hmm.
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Thanks, Danny!
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Hey, I put a maraschino
cherry in your ginger ale,
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Gabe. It's my favorite mocktail.
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You know, fun fact about
mocktails is the...
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the whole world is mocking
you for being in recovery.
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And... a lemon drop for my lemon drop.
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Oh, boy, Danny.
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Shortcake, I messed up,
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00:11:46,497 --> 00:11:49,417
and I will never stop being
sorry for hurting you, and...
251
00:11:49,870 --> 00:11:52,040
you can say anything you need to to me
252
00:11:52,060 --> 00:11:53,585
and I will stand here and take it.
253
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:58,588
Aw... You are so sweet...
and such a jerk.
254
00:11:59,740 --> 00:12:00,800
And so handsome,
255
00:12:00,845 --> 00:12:02,295
and so terrible.
256
00:12:02,471 --> 00:12:05,181
Mmm, Paula, I need the
little girls' room.
257
00:12:05,474 --> 00:12:08,274
Okay, separate stalls. We not there yet.
258
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:19,025
Abby told me so much about you
guys and how much you helped her,
259
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,953
that I come bearing gifts.
260
00:12:22,241 --> 00:12:23,661
[BOTH] Presents!
261
00:12:23,743 --> 00:12:26,953
Now, Abby was telling me that you
love wrestling as much as I do?
262
00:12:27,037 --> 00:12:28,997
Only if you love it more
than anything in the world.
263
00:12:29,081 --> 00:12:31,631
Well, I love Abby more than
anything in the world.
264
00:12:32,877 --> 00:12:34,667
But wrestling is a close second.
265
00:12:36,839 --> 00:12:40,339
What? Oh, Stone Cold Steve Austin,
266
00:12:40,426 --> 00:12:42,086
The Rock, Ric Flair?
267
00:12:42,178 --> 00:12:43,178
Whoo!
268
00:12:44,472 --> 00:12:47,182
This is like the Holy Trinity.
Thank you, Danny.
269
00:12:47,475 --> 00:12:48,845
No, thank you, Gabe.
270
00:12:49,435 --> 00:12:51,725
And Tony, I don't want you
to think we left you out,
271
00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:53,858
but Abby left something out.
272
00:12:53,939 --> 00:12:55,319
Really? What?
273
00:12:55,399 --> 00:12:56,939
How handsome you are.
274
00:12:57,318 --> 00:12:59,568
- Oh!
- [DANNY] I mean, look at you.
275
00:12:59,653 --> 00:13:02,163
You could cut diamonds
with those cheekbones.
276
00:13:08,746 --> 00:13:10,746
Anyway... Uh...
277
00:13:10,956 --> 00:13:13,456
- I heard you like games of chance?
- He sure does.
278
00:13:13,542 --> 00:13:16,092
He rolls the dice at
last call every night.
279
00:13:17,171 --> 00:13:19,591
Well, I got you some
scratchers, lotto tickets,
280
00:13:19,673 --> 00:13:21,223
and an NFL five team parlay.
281
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:25,601
Nice! This killjoy tried to get
me to go to Gamblers Anonymous.
282
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,385
[CHUCKLES]
283
00:13:27,473 --> 00:13:29,643
Oh, you guys are like the
brothers I never had.
284
00:13:30,059 --> 00:13:31,349
And I had brothers.
285
00:13:32,061 --> 00:13:34,271
Ooh! Oh, Tony, you need a refill.
286
00:13:34,355 --> 00:13:37,605
Looks like Johnnie Walker walked
right into your tum-tum, huh?
287
00:13:37,691 --> 00:13:39,111
[CHUCKLES]
288
00:13:39,693 --> 00:13:42,953
[IN HIGH-PITCHED VOICE] Tum-tum.
[IN LOW VOICE] Tum-tum.
289
00:13:44,365 --> 00:13:46,775
I call BS. No dude is that nice.
290
00:13:46,867 --> 00:13:47,947
I'm that nice.
291
00:13:48,035 --> 00:13:50,035
Yeah, there's no way there
could be two of you.
292
00:13:50,913 --> 00:13:51,913
Hey, Katie.
293
00:13:52,998 --> 00:13:54,038
Do us a favor.
294
00:13:54,124 --> 00:13:56,504
We need to find out if
Danny's still a creep.
295
00:13:56,585 --> 00:13:58,795
The 40% tipper? Heh.
296
00:13:58,879 --> 00:14:00,589
I got no problem with him.
297
00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:03,933
Hey, just because you tip a lot
doesn't mean you're a good person.
298
00:14:04,009 --> 00:14:06,009
Hey, pump your brakes, Little Tipper.
299
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:09,271
Fine, I got this.
300
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,060
- Here, Tony.
- Ooh!
301
00:14:12,142 --> 00:14:15,482
You target these delts,
or is that all natural?
302
00:14:16,400 --> 00:14:17,480
Uh...
303
00:14:17,510 --> 00:14:20,403
I don't know how they
do it in Long Beach,
304
00:14:20,484 --> 00:14:25,074
but that tip in no way was to
suggest anything untoward.
305
00:14:25,489 --> 00:14:27,199
I love Abby.
306
00:14:28,242 --> 00:14:30,872
And yes, I have been known
to target these delts.
307
00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:31,920
[CHUCKLES SOFTLY]
308
00:14:31,990 --> 00:14:34,162
Hey, back off, homewrecker. He's taken.
309
00:14:35,082 --> 00:14:36,132
Sucia.
310
00:14:40,087 --> 00:14:43,257
Oh, I bet Paula would like a
fresh one waiting for her
311
00:14:43,340 --> 00:14:45,050
- when she gets back, am I right?
- Oh.
312
00:14:45,593 --> 00:14:47,143
He really seems to get Paula.
313
00:14:47,970 --> 00:14:50,720
Gabe, Abby and I came up with a plan.
314
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,227
And yes, we were in the same stall.
315
00:14:54,643 --> 00:14:56,603
You gotta convince Danny to go home.
316
00:14:56,687 --> 00:15:00,187
What? He just gave us presents,
and they're awesome.
317
00:15:01,880 --> 00:15:02,960
You do it.
318
00:15:03,193 --> 00:15:06,323
I can't do it. When I look him
in the eye, I go all wobbly.
319
00:15:06,572 --> 00:15:07,572
I know, right?
320
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:11,300
There you go.
321
00:15:11,327 --> 00:15:15,617
Oh, my Lord. Six foot
four and a heavy pour...
322
00:15:19,877 --> 00:15:21,917
I can see how he would grow on you.
323
00:15:24,715 --> 00:15:26,965
Yeah, Danny's pretty special.
324
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:28,051
Hmm.
325
00:15:29,678 --> 00:15:31,008
- [GABE] Hey! Um...
- [STAMMERS]
326
00:15:32,222 --> 00:15:34,812
Captain Morgan, would you
like to sit down and, uh... ?
327
00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,059
Yeah.
328
00:15:41,357 --> 00:15:42,977
Oh, check it out, Mr. Hayward.
329
00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:46,147
I got junior colleges here,
state colleges over there,
330
00:15:46,236 --> 00:15:48,356
and Whitney wanted to be all by herself.
331
00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:52,260
In life, you'll find the
Whitneys of the world
332
00:15:52,280 --> 00:15:54,035
march to their own drum
333
00:15:55,412 --> 00:15:57,412
in a parade you're not invited to.
334
00:16:00,292 --> 00:16:02,430
Mr. Hayward, I've updated my transcript
335
00:16:02,450 --> 00:16:04,712
with my class' academic
decathlon victory.
336
00:16:04,797 --> 00:16:07,257
Seems a little premature.
337
00:16:07,341 --> 00:16:09,301
The decathlon's not till next week.
338
00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,480
Yeah, Mr. Iglesias is drilling us.
339
00:16:11,500 --> 00:16:13,280
We could totally beat you honors kids.
340
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:16,675
[LAUGHING]
341
00:16:16,767 --> 00:16:18,137
That is hilarious.
342
00:16:19,311 --> 00:16:21,861
Oh, then why are you
the only one laughing?
343
00:16:23,482 --> 00:16:25,902
Hey, hey, hey, how's it going over here?
344
00:16:25,985 --> 00:16:28,945
Uh, great. Did you know Long
Beach State's baseball team
345
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,359
is called the Dirtbags?
346
00:16:32,408 --> 00:16:33,448
No way.
347
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,703
That place sounds awesome! [LAUGHS]
348
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:38,789
Look at this. Look at this.
349
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:41,420
"Dirtbags" is pretty funny...
350
00:16:42,334 --> 00:16:43,594
especially to dirtbags.
351
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:47,007
Only to dirtbags.
352
00:16:48,590 --> 00:16:50,050
Let's talk about Stanford.
353
00:16:51,850 --> 00:16:52,927
Look...
354
00:16:53,340 --> 00:16:55,460
I'm gonna be the first
person in my family
355
00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:57,880
to go to college at all, so...
356
00:16:58,350 --> 00:17:00,020
Long Beach State is a huge win for me.
357
00:17:00,102 --> 00:17:02,692
I get it. Long Beach is a great school.
358
00:17:02,771 --> 00:17:05,611
Yeah, man. It's even got the
word "beach" right in the name.
359
00:17:07,693 --> 00:17:08,693
And "long"!
360
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,029
And "state."
361
00:17:12,906 --> 00:17:16,236
Are you sure you wanna be sitting
next to these knuckleheads
362
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:17,566
for the next four to six years?
363
00:17:19,663 --> 00:17:22,883
I know I'm not getting through
to you, so I called your mom.
364
00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:25,460
[CHUCKLES]
365
00:17:27,755 --> 00:17:29,165
And how did that talk go?
366
00:17:29,381 --> 00:17:32,471
[CHUCKLES] Well, it went pretty well.
367
00:17:34,553 --> 00:17:35,763
It might've gone even better
368
00:17:35,846 --> 00:17:37,846
- if I understood a lick of Spanish.
- Ah.
369
00:17:40,768 --> 00:17:43,518
Like, I know Danny and I
are supposed to be rivals,
370
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,605
but I just can't be mad
at the guy. He's too nice.
371
00:17:46,690 --> 00:17:50,240
Yeah, you guys are rivals like the
Lakers and Clippers are rivals.
372
00:17:51,278 --> 00:17:54,658
One has 16 championships,
and the other has zero.
373
00:17:55,850 --> 00:17:56,940
Which am I?
374
00:17:56,992 --> 00:17:58,582
I don't know, Little Clipper.
375
00:18:01,205 --> 00:18:04,075
Watch out, your friend Thor:
Ragnarok is in there.
376
00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:09,381
He just changed the bottle on the
water cooler, the big one, solo.
377
00:18:15,886 --> 00:18:18,006
Hey, go easy on Danny, bro.
378
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:19,925
He's a big guy, but he's tender.
379
00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:23,850
Dude, I wrote the book
on big, tender guys.
380
00:18:25,729 --> 00:18:27,769
I got this, for Abby.
381
00:18:28,107 --> 00:18:30,277
Danny's going home tonight.
382
00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,279
- Hey, Danny.
- Hey, I got your text and your fritter.
383
00:18:38,158 --> 00:18:39,368
Pietris Bakery?
384
00:18:39,451 --> 00:18:42,541
Oh, my God, these... This is
my favorite. How did you know?
385
00:18:42,621 --> 00:18:44,921
Oh, Abby mentioned it 11 months ago.
386
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,000
Wow, you are a great listener.
387
00:18:49,628 --> 00:18:50,628
Sometimes.
388
00:18:51,964 --> 00:18:53,674
Well, I need you to listen to this.
389
00:18:54,383 --> 00:18:56,513
Abby is ready to move on.
390
00:18:57,719 --> 00:18:59,299
Oh, boy, is she really?
391
00:18:59,388 --> 00:19:01,058
Yeah, she told me.
That's why I called you.
392
00:19:01,140 --> 00:19:02,350
Of course.
393
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,270
It was a warning.
394
00:19:04,476 --> 00:19:05,686
No, just an update.
395
00:19:06,930 --> 00:19:10,140
Right. Gabriel, my own
personal archangel,
396
00:19:10,160 --> 00:19:11,940
deciphering yet another vision.
397
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:13,994
I'm not deciphering anything, dude.
398
00:19:14,069 --> 00:19:16,029
I'm just repeating what
Abby told me yesterday.
399
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:17,912
You gotta go home.
400
00:19:18,574 --> 00:19:21,454
♪ Oh, Danny boy ♪
401
00:19:21,952 --> 00:19:24,912
♪ The pipes, the pipes are calling ♪
402
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:27,753
I have a lot of white friends.
403
00:19:30,252 --> 00:19:32,212
But you're right, Gabe, you're right.
404
00:19:32,296 --> 00:19:34,666
Home, South Dakota, I get it.
405
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:36,000
Thank God.
406
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:38,386
No, thank Gabe.
407
00:19:42,931 --> 00:19:44,681
- Oh, hey.
- Hi, guys.
408
00:19:44,766 --> 00:19:45,766
Hi.
409
00:19:46,226 --> 00:19:47,846
Damn, Pietris Bakery.
410
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,444
Oh! I picked a bad year to be off carbs.
411
00:19:53,650 --> 00:19:56,150
So, did you guys have a good talk?
412
00:19:56,236 --> 00:19:57,396
Yeah, one of our best.
413
00:19:57,480 --> 00:19:59,800
Yeah, when Gabe lays things out for me,
414
00:19:59,820 --> 00:20:01,800
no matter how confused I was before,
415
00:20:02,201 --> 00:20:03,951
he clears it all up.
416
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:05,286
- [CHUCKLES]
- So...
417
00:20:06,246 --> 00:20:08,246
Abigail Myrtle Spencer...
418
00:20:08,498 --> 00:20:09,538
What's happening?
419
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,384
I know, "Myrtle"?
420
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:18,514
Look, Tony, now you guys
are the same height.
421
00:20:21,630 --> 00:20:22,880
I don't suppose you're just showing
422
00:20:22,900 --> 00:20:24,637
your support of the NFL protestors.
423
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,726
I wanted to do this
someplace more romantic.
424
00:20:27,809 --> 00:20:29,939
Oh, Tony, are these lights on a dimmer?
425
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:34,815
No.
426
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:39,532
Will you come home to South Dakota...
427
00:20:40,530 --> 00:20:41,870
and marry me?
428
00:20:43,367 --> 00:20:46,447
- [GASPS]
- Not what we talked about, bro.
429
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,536
Oh, Danny, this is all
a little overwhelming.
430
00:20:50,624 --> 00:20:51,984
[WHISPERS] Don't look in his eyes.
431
00:20:53,877 --> 00:20:55,167
How could she not?
432
00:20:56,964 --> 00:20:58,594
Yes! Yes!
433
00:20:58,674 --> 00:21:01,224
For the second and hopefully last time,
434
00:21:01,301 --> 00:21:02,801
yes, I'll marry you.
435
00:21:02,886 --> 00:21:04,296
[CHUCKLES]
436
00:21:07,891 --> 00:21:09,641
Well, my work is done.
437
00:21:13,146 --> 00:21:14,146
[GRUNTS]
438
00:21:14,731 --> 00:21:15,821
Good luck, you guys.
439
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,197
I did not see that coming.
440
00:21:24,220 --> 00:21:25,320
Uh-uh.
441
00:21:25,659 --> 00:21:28,499
I can't believe I'm going to
lose one of my best teachers.
442
00:21:28,578 --> 00:21:31,708
I can't believe I'm gonna lose
my new best friend. No offense.
443
00:21:33,166 --> 00:21:35,376
Still don't think you get
the "no offense" thing.
444
00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:39,419
Look, I know Abby's been all
over the map with Danny,
445
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:42,126
like Carmen Sandiego on a
weekend getaway, but...
446
00:21:43,593 --> 00:21:46,183
if she's happy, we
should be happy for her.
447
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:49,060
Gabe, you know how you always
think of everybody else
448
00:21:49,080 --> 00:21:50,100
instead of yourself?
449
00:21:50,120 --> 00:21:51,977
- Mm-hmm.
- It's weird.
450
00:21:55,022 --> 00:21:57,692
We've all been thinking it. I'm
glad somebody finally told you.
451
00:21:59,310 --> 00:22:02,140
Well, as weird as it may sound, I'm
just thinking about my friend.
452
00:22:02,170 --> 00:22:03,200
Something's going on.
453
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,448
I'mma find out what it is.
454
00:22:08,000 --> 00:22:09,040
Hey, Cupid.
455
00:22:09,077 --> 00:22:11,537
Hey, mind if I join you?
456
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,212
Yeah, sure.
457
00:22:13,290 --> 00:22:15,540
Abby... Abby... Abby... Abby...
458
00:22:16,501 --> 00:22:17,591
I am so confused.
459
00:22:18,920 --> 00:22:21,090
You know, when you told me
to tell Danny to go home,
460
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,223
I had no idea you wanted to go with him.
461
00:22:25,510 --> 00:22:28,430
[SIGHS] Well, I didn't at first, but...
462
00:22:29,139 --> 00:22:30,969
then he did that thing with his eyes.
463
00:22:31,725 --> 00:22:33,475
What thing? Opening them?
464
00:22:34,978 --> 00:22:39,068
"Forgive, and you will
be forgiven." Luke 6:37.
465
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:43,445
"Luke, I am your father."
Darth Vader, 1980.
466
00:22:43,528 --> 00:22:44,528
Yeah.
467
00:22:45,572 --> 00:22:47,742
Look, are you sure
this is what you want?
468
00:22:48,158 --> 00:22:49,658
I mean, I'm... I'm pretty sure.
469
00:22:49,740 --> 00:22:51,220
I keep trying to convince myself
470
00:22:51,240 --> 00:22:53,373
that what I want is to meet a cool guy
471
00:22:53,455 --> 00:22:55,165
and have adventures here in California.
472
00:22:55,582 --> 00:22:57,922
Have you considered
California Adventure?
473
00:22:58,168 --> 00:22:59,748
It's right in the name.
474
00:23:01,505 --> 00:23:02,665
When I meet a guy out here,
475
00:23:02,756 --> 00:23:05,756
I just know he's not gonna spend
six months holding hands,
476
00:23:05,842 --> 00:23:07,012
getting to know me.
477
00:23:07,511 --> 00:23:08,641
That's what Danny did.
478
00:23:08,887 --> 00:23:11,887
Wow. Man, I grew up here
in Long Beach, and...
479
00:23:12,140 --> 00:23:13,680
[CHUCKLES] ... you are correct.
480
00:23:15,352 --> 00:23:16,352
Six months.
481
00:23:16,895 --> 00:23:17,895
Está pendeja.
482
00:23:19,856 --> 00:23:20,856
- Gabe.
- Yes.
483
00:23:22,025 --> 00:23:24,065
The real reason I couldn't move on
484
00:23:24,152 --> 00:23:27,532
is because Danny is the only
man I've ever been with.
485
00:23:28,490 --> 00:23:31,410
- Ah, okay.
- You know, in that way?
486
00:23:31,493 --> 00:23:32,560
Yeah, I... I get it.
487
00:23:32,580 --> 00:23:35,210
- You know, biblically-wise.
- Ah!
488
00:23:35,288 --> 00:23:37,248
The... [STAMMERS] Hey. We're good.
489
00:23:37,332 --> 00:23:39,132
- [CHUCKLES]
- Oh, you got it. Okay.
490
00:23:42,796 --> 00:23:44,546
Yo, I need five more boxes.
491
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:48,594
Grandma loves chocolate more
than her doctor's orders.
492
00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:50,468
You're light, Lorenzo.
493
00:23:52,472 --> 00:23:55,102
He had one bar, man.
494
00:23:55,517 --> 00:23:58,227
You gotta take a taste to
know what you're selling.
495
00:23:59,771 --> 00:24:01,271
Five-oh, five-oh.
496
00:24:03,560 --> 00:24:05,680
[STAMMERS] Hey, check
it out, Mr. Hayward.
497
00:24:05,700 --> 00:24:07,520
My itinerary for our trip up north.
498
00:24:07,696 --> 00:24:08,696
Huh.
499
00:24:09,531 --> 00:24:11,531
"Walter Dobbs at Cal"?
500
00:24:11,820 --> 00:24:12,900
At Stanford?
501
00:24:12,951 --> 00:24:17,081
- [LAUGHING] That is hilarious.
- Hmm.
502
00:24:17,164 --> 00:24:19,374
- You know, you're as funny as Lorenzo.
- [CHUCKLES]
503
00:24:20,375 --> 00:24:22,035
Yo, what is this white B talking about?
504
00:24:25,964 --> 00:24:28,094
Hey, you ever been in a fight before?
505
00:24:36,558 --> 00:24:39,098
You know, Whitney's mean,
but she ain't wrong.
506
00:24:40,020 --> 00:24:42,400
These schools might be a reach, Walt.
507
00:24:42,606 --> 00:24:45,436
Oh, I don't wanna enroll, I
just wanna visit "Berserkley."
508
00:24:45,525 --> 00:24:48,235
Hey... [CHUCKLES]
509
00:24:48,320 --> 00:24:49,320
You know, Haight-Ashbury,
510
00:24:49,404 --> 00:24:52,284
the place where the freak
show began. Summer of Love.
511
00:24:52,365 --> 00:24:54,075
[LAUGHS]
512
00:24:56,119 --> 00:24:57,409
Yeah, I was there.
513
00:24:57,954 --> 00:24:59,044
What was it like?
514
00:25:00,415 --> 00:25:01,745
I have no recollection.
515
00:25:04,085 --> 00:25:06,585
Marisol, you need to sell ten
boxes to get to Stanford.
516
00:25:06,922 --> 00:25:09,972
Nah, my bus fare to Long Beach State
should only cost half a Twix.
517
00:25:10,050 --> 00:25:11,760
Twix? Mm-hmm.
518
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:14,260
I knew you were gonna be stubborn, so...
519
00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,886
I brought in the big guns.
520
00:25:18,558 --> 00:25:21,228
[BREATHES DEEPLY]
521
00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,021
Do I smell chocolate bars in bulk?
522
00:25:26,650 --> 00:25:28,530
Yeah, I... I called your mom again.
523
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:30,700
Yeah, and then you handed me the phone.
524
00:25:32,531 --> 00:25:34,071
I see where you get your toughness.
525
00:25:34,157 --> 00:25:36,657
Did she tease you for not being
married and not having kids?
526
00:25:37,160 --> 00:25:40,460
There was some verbal abuse
in that area. Mm-hmm.
527
00:25:41,206 --> 00:25:43,456
But she also made it clear
that it would break her heart
528
00:25:43,542 --> 00:25:45,882
to stand in the way of your
education. Or as she put it:
529
00:25:46,211 --> 00:25:48,211
[SPEAKING SPANISH]
530
00:25:59,099 --> 00:26:01,099
Yup, you definitely
had the right number.
531
00:26:01,768 --> 00:26:02,768
Are you mad?
532
00:26:03,395 --> 00:26:04,435
A little.
533
00:26:05,400 --> 00:26:06,500
At myself.
534
00:26:06,523 --> 00:26:07,693
Oh.
535
00:26:08,066 --> 00:26:11,146
If you're gonna invest this
much effort into my future,
536
00:26:11,987 --> 00:26:14,067
I guess I have to invest in myself too.
537
00:26:14,990 --> 00:26:19,490
There you go. Well, I'm gonna
invest in ten boxes of chocolate.
538
00:26:20,787 --> 00:26:21,787
Bill me.
539
00:26:23,164 --> 00:26:25,674
I'm gonna take one right now
and make sure they're good.
540
00:26:27,752 --> 00:26:30,092
If you need me, I'll be
in my car, passed out.
541
00:26:34,676 --> 00:26:36,676
It's been a crazy couple of days, huh?
542
00:26:36,970 --> 00:26:37,970
Oh, not really.
543
00:26:38,054 --> 00:26:41,394
I called a guy I've never met
who ignored everything I said,
544
00:26:41,474 --> 00:26:43,104
and now you're gonna marry him.
545
00:26:44,227 --> 00:26:45,227
Boring.
546
00:26:45,895 --> 00:26:47,895
[CHUCKLES, SIGHS]
547
00:26:48,273 --> 00:26:49,653
He's pretty great, isn't he?
548
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:51,401
Yeah, for South Dakota.
549
00:26:52,444 --> 00:26:55,034
North Dakota, South
America, North America.
550
00:26:55,113 --> 00:26:57,323
Yeah, I'm not gay, but you
know, if we were locked up...
551
00:26:57,407 --> 00:26:58,407
Yeah.
552
00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,038
He is pretty great.
553
00:27:01,911 --> 00:27:02,991
You know who else is great?
554
00:27:03,913 --> 00:27:04,913
You.
555
00:27:05,415 --> 00:27:09,835
Aw, Gaber. [CHUCKLES] I
don't know about that.
556
00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:12,585
Sometimes, I just feel
like such a big chicken.
557
00:27:12,672 --> 00:27:13,722
Are you kidding?
558
00:27:13,798 --> 00:27:17,508
Who moves from a cow pasture
to a big city by themselves?
559
00:27:17,802 --> 00:27:19,222
A brave person, that's who.
560
00:27:20,055 --> 00:27:23,215
Huh. I never really thought
of myself as brave.
561
00:27:23,558 --> 00:27:27,228
Talented, smart, warm, kind,
562
00:27:28,063 --> 00:27:30,523
funny, crafty, sure...
563
00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:33,490
but never brave.
564
00:27:34,611 --> 00:27:37,211
Well, you should, because you're
one of the bravest people I know.
565
00:27:38,365 --> 00:27:39,365
Hmm.
566
00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:45,246
- Danny?
- Shortcake?
567
00:27:50,960 --> 00:27:54,880
You know, I've never loved anyone
as much as I've loved you,
568
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:58,507
and you'll always hold a
special place in my heart.
569
00:27:59,260 --> 00:28:01,350
Uh... My... My eyes are up here.
570
00:28:01,429 --> 00:28:04,059
[WHISPERS] Don't fall
for it, girl. Look away.
571
00:28:05,809 --> 00:28:08,139
[SIGHS] No, I'm brave.
572
00:28:08,937 --> 00:28:10,057
I can do this.
573
00:28:11,898 --> 00:28:14,648
Danny, I can't move back home with you.
574
00:28:14,734 --> 00:28:18,784
What? Why not? It's always
been you and me, Red.
575
00:28:18,988 --> 00:28:21,250
Uh, speaking of red, have you guys read
576
00:28:21,270 --> 00:28:23,880
the new chimichanga flavors they have?
577
00:28:25,495 --> 00:28:27,155
They even have pictures.
578
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:33,044
I can't move back home with
you, Danny, because I am home.
579
00:28:33,294 --> 00:28:36,214
And whoever I marry, even you, handsome,
580
00:28:36,548 --> 00:28:37,878
has gotta earn my trust
581
00:28:37,966 --> 00:28:41,176
by holding hands with me for
six months in Long Beach
582
00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:43,561
before they even get
into the batter's box.
583
00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:46,221
Good to know.
584
00:28:49,352 --> 00:28:51,982
I'm sorry, Danny, but
those are my terms.
585
00:28:52,522 --> 00:28:54,612
Hey, tough break, bro.
586
00:28:54,691 --> 00:28:56,481
But you think we could
be Facebook friends?
587
00:28:56,568 --> 00:28:58,148
I sent you a request, no pressure.
588
00:28:58,862 --> 00:29:02,822
Facebook? We're gonna be roommates.
I'm gonna need a place to stay.
589
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:05,947
I'm heading back to Sioux
Falls, finishing my contract,
590
00:29:06,035 --> 00:29:08,535
and I'm moving here to win Abby back.
591
00:29:10,373 --> 00:29:13,503
Long Beach, most livable
city in America.
592
00:29:14,878 --> 00:29:15,918
Champagne?
593
00:29:20,425 --> 00:29:23,595
I have never seen anyone
take rejection so well.
594
00:29:24,304 --> 00:29:25,644
He's even good at that.
595
00:29:26,473 --> 00:29:28,433
To our brave girl, Abby.
596
00:29:28,516 --> 00:29:29,516
To Danny.
597
00:29:30,727 --> 00:29:31,727
To Gaber.
598
00:29:32,645 --> 00:29:35,605
Yeah, to the guy who has to
drive you drunk-asses home.
599
00:29:35,857 --> 00:29:37,857
[GROUP CHUCKLES]
600
00:29:39,040 --> 00:29:41,660
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601
00:29:41,696 --> 00:29:44,116
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