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WWW.MY-SUBS.COM
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♪ La, la, la ♪
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♪ La, la la la, la-la la la ♪
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♪ Da da da da ♪
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♪ Da da da da da da ♪
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♪ Heyyyyyyyyy ♪
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- - MY-SUBS.com - -
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[Clanking]
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Stupid Horse,
will you please stop vacuuming?
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We're trying to have
a family argument.
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It's okay. Your arguing
is not bothering me one bit.
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Please carry on.
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- You serious right now?
- It's okay.
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Just act like
I'm not even here.
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Don't you got a place
of your own to go to?
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Well, I did
have my own room,
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and then Lazor Wulf took it,
and I did have an office,
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but Yeti turned it
into a skate park.
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It's a bicycle park,
man ... bicycle.
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That's right.
Stupid me.
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[Vacuum gurgling]
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Hmm, must be something
stuck up in there.
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All I'm saying is,
every Dad's Day,
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we try to treat Father
like a pop,
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and it always goes
horribly wrong.
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Y'all remember last year?
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That mother[bshh]
ate Carlton!
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The mother[bshh]
ate Carlton,
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so I say we just cancel
Father's Day altogether.
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Look here. I'm still sad
about the Carlton situation,
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but canceling Father's Day?
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Now, don't you feel like
that's a bit drastic?
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You talking wild shit
right now, Lazor Wulf.
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I don't want to grow up
without a Father's Day, man.
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You already are grown,
you dumbass.
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But for real,
how would you like it
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if your kids didn't recognize
you on Father's Day?
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I don't have kids.
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Well, there you go.
And how does it feel?
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Ooh, I've been
looking for this!
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Hey, you guys!
Lookie what I found.
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Crossfire,
the deadliest game?
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- Put it away.
- Yeah, for real.
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Don't pull out Crossfire
unless you're serious.
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Game know how to bring
the animal out of a spinner.
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You guys are being weird.
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Crossfire is the shnizzynit.
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♪ Crossfire ♪
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♪ You'll get caught up
in the crossfire ♪
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All right.
Now, back to business.
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Lazor Wulf,
it's your turn
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to be head
of the Father's Day committee,
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so you need to come up
with something fast.
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I'm good. Pops is the worst,
and I feel as though ...
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Yes. We all know
how terrible dad is.
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- Just pick something already.
- For real, hurry up!
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This is infringing on
bonding time with Pops.
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All right. I'm willing to
give this one more shot.
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But this time, we're going to
connect with dude on his level.
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So this year,
we are taking him to...
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Yo, why you got us
in the boondocks, son?
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You can lead a wolf
to Father's Day, Canon,
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but sometimes, it's better to
bring Father's Day to the wolf.
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Pops!
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Hey, Dad!
So great to see you.
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All right, Florence.
Go.
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It's Father's Day,
and the kids want to ...
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Oh.
Uh-uh! Uh-uh!
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Hi-yah!
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Come on, now.
Hurry up, while he's out.
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[Camera shutter clicks]
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Aw.
He looks so peaceful,
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laying there unconscious
and drooling and such.
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[Chuckles] This was
a great idea, Lazor Wulf.
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You know, we finally got
a nice regular family photo.
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- Do y'all understand this? 'Cause I don't.
- It's simple.
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With homie out cold,
he won't be able to ruin
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our Father's Day
activities.
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Okay, Dad. You ready to do
this Father's Day shit?
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Aw. Oh.
That is [bshh]ing nasty.
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[Music]
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Ha ha! A family that stays
together craps together.
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[Farts]
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There are so many
goodies in here!
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[Rumbling]
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Yes,
your boy done did.
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Help!
I'm trapped!
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You know, I'm kind of
'bout this wildlife life.
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I might open a little store
out here.
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Got to chop down
all these damn trees first.
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They are all up
in the way and shit.
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How you thinking about
money right now?
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We finally hanging with Pops
without some wild shit popping off!
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I love you, Dad.
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You really love Father's Day.
Don't you?
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Shut up, Florence!
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Yes, I do.
I love it so much.
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[Beeping]
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I got Dad's favorite. It's a
raccoon-meat breakfast burrito.
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Mnh-mnh. No, thanks.
I think I'm good.
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You ain't get
no mozzarella sticks?
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Oh, nah, brah.
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Ain't no way I'm eating
no dumpster-raccoon-meat
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- breakfast burrito.
- Hey.
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You wanted to give Dad
a good Father's Day,
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and that's what I'm doing.
Eat the [bshh]ing burrito.
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[Music]
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[Sniffs]
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Are you going to eat yours,
Florence?
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[Laughs]
You out of your mind.
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I'm gonna walk around these
woods and take some selfies.
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Dope idea, Lazor.
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I guess he was really
on to something.
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Thanks, Canon, but in order
to truly bond with Dad,
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I didn't order just any
raccoon-meat breakfast burrito.
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- Word?
- Yeah. I do have more words to say.
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I specifically asked
that the raccoon
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used in this breakfast burrito
be a rabid one.
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Wait, what?
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[Snarling]
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Man, this is too much.
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I'm gonna have to move the [bshh]
up out this neighborhood now!
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Dad?
No. It's Al [bshh]ing...
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Of course, it's me!
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Well, Dad,
better late than never.
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What do you say
we get to know each other?
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Oh, well. Guess I'll
go binge-watch Netflix
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till the rabies wears off.
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Look at what your stupid rabies
burrito got us into.
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[Snarling]
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Uh, we should go.
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Oh, you a smart
mother[bshh].
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Stupid Horse:
♪ Can't you see I'm trapped? ♪
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♪ Can't you see
I'm so confused? ♪
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♪ I can't get out ♪
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♪ No ♪
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I think I'm actually going
to die in here. [Thud]
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Oh, is that a light switch?
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Tight!
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Man, I could live in here.
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♪ This could be my little
secret hideaway ♪
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♪ Hideaway ♪
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Well, we almost had
a good Father's Day.
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Works for me,
to be honest.
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I love watching you fail
at this every year.
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Then why do you act
like you hate us so much?
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I guess it's 'cause
I actually do.
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I mean, give me one reason
I should like y'all.
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You're obnoxious,
Canon Wulf is self-destructive,
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Blazor Wulf is aggravating, and
don't get me started on Florence.
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- Wow, tell me how you really feel.
- It's like, shut up already.
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Who cares about power walking?
Jesus Christ, I know I don't.
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- Pff.
- Yeah.
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So what do you like?
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I mean, I'd rather lick
my own butthole
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than listen to her talk
about power walking.
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While we're at it,
I also hate your friends ...
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Musty Horse
and Bing Yammy.
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Their names are Stupid Horse
and King Yeti.
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Yeah? Well, I hate
their [bshh]ing names, too.
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- Pff!
- Noted.
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If you really loved your father,
instead of torturing me
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with all this Father's Day
bullshit every year,
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you and the rest of that family
can just walk off a cliff.
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Yeah. I'll add that to
the idea list for next year.
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[Laughs] You know what, son?
I like you. You're different.
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I ... Nah, I change my mind.
I don't like you. Pff!
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I guess you being feral
isn't the problem.
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- You're just an asshole.
- Bingo! Pff!
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[Quacks]
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Want to learn
a fatherly lesson?
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[Snoring]
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Any money you make here
is mine.
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Any money you make there
is mine.
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- Much appreciated.
- You stealing money from a dice game?
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- You a cold dude.
- That's right, the coldest spinner alive.
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Okay. I can admit this was
a failed experiment.
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Happy Father's Day to you,
but I'm gonna get back
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to my family
and fix this rabies situation.
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There's only one way
to handle rabid animals.
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You got to put them down.
Pff!
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Yeah, because murdering
one's family
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- is always the right choice.
- Of course.
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You'd do the same to me
if I was feral. Wouldn't you?
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No.
I'd plan a nice Father's Day.
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Man, save that shit
for your therapist.
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Now, let's go murder
your family. Pff!
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I'm good. I think I'd rather not
murder my family today.
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You're right, son.
We can't.
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We can't because you just
got knocked the [bshh]
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out by me,
your daddy,
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A.K.A. Mr. I Hate
My Damn Kids.
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[Laughs]
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Pff!
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Hey, yo. I'm the Tyronn Lue
of this shit
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back when he was playing
against AI,
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but I never got stepped over,
and I'm on a bike.
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Bam.
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Yo, Stupid Horse,
we running out of room
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for my bike park, man.
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We need to knock down
a few walls.
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Where's Stupid Horse at?
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[Vacuum whirring]
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D'oh.
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[Gurgles]
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Wow.
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Plenty of room for
a new bike park in here now!
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- Let's do it.
- Aw!
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Look at y'all acting like
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a bunch of savage-ass animals
right now.
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I'd be proud if I didn't hate
y'all so much.
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- [Whimpering]
- [Panting]
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Killing y'all would make this
the greatest Father's Day ever!
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[Pants]
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Ah!
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There's only one way
to fix this.
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- Is that...
- Yep.
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I challenge you to a game ...
a game of Crossfire.
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Crossfire, the deadliest
game known to man?
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You must really want to
save that family, huh?
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Have a seat.
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And I thought you were
smarter than the rest.
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I accept your challenge!
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[Laughs evilly]
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Welcome to your doom!
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Pff!
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[Music]
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It's sometime in the future...
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Bro, we're actually
in the present.
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Shut up, Wallace.
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It's sometime in the future.
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The ultimate challenge ...
Crossfire!
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♪ Crossfire ♪
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♪ You'll get caught up
in the crossfire ♪
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♪ Pow! ♪
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♪ Crossfire ♪
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♪ You'll get caught up
in the... ♪
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♪ Crossfire ♪
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♪ Pow!
Crossfire ♪
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♪ Yeah ♪
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- Crossfire. Yeah.
- Ha, that's right. Yeah.
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- Crossfire!
- Yeah, yeah.
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You'll get caught up in it.
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Yo, what happened?
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Those breakfast burritos
had me going crazy!
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Yeah, me too.
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We had another awful
Father's Day again,
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and I had to kill Dad
in a game of Crossfire.
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You had to play Crossfire?
Geez, I'm so sorry, Lazor.
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I'mma miss you, Pops.
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- [Barking]
- Oh. Hold on.
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Aah!
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[Farts]
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Save that 40.
It seems like he's still alive.
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That's great
'cause we need to plan
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- for next year's Father's Day.
- What?
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Man, nah, no more
Father's Day. That's it.
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But it's our daddy!
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Lazor Wulf, just because
he always tries to kill us
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don't mean
he ain't our dad!
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[Camera shutter clicks]
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[Music]
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[Coughs]
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