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♪ Heyyyyyyyyy ♪
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- - MY-SUBS.com - -
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I know you just farted,
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but I'm going to respect
your hustle and not say a word.
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Thank you.
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And I knew from this moment on,
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we'd be friends until
the end of this drive.
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Stupid Horse,
where you got us going, my dude?
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I'll give you 12 hints.
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It's called God's Museum
of Obvious Beliefs.
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Come on. You know I don't
participate in God-related activities.
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It's too late to back out, anyways.
We're already here.
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Also, I heard they got
a real, live Bigfoot
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- with little foots.
- That's bullshit.
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Lazor Wulf continues
to sit in the car
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and refuses to give to Stupid
Horse's words any credence.
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Lazor Wulf, having your life
revolve around stuff
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you can't prove or confirm
is what life is all about.
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Bill Figga,
he's that spinna.
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Bill Figga, he's that spinna.
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Everything is a lie.
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Like for one,
the Earth being flat ...
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no, thank you.
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At the Church of
Scientifical Spinnas,
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we're only preaching facts,
like how there's only one Earth
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and that it's most
definitely round.
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Hmm, you talking that shit.
Preach.
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Flat, why?
Because God says so?
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The man is a deceiver.
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No, you're the deceiver-r-r-r-r-r.
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Why am I
so passionate about this?
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I've been trying to tell
these spinnas, man.
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God is the fibber.
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He has us running around
in circles believing
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that this world is flat,
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and the sheep
like you believe him.
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Baah!
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Baaaaaaah!
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Tragic.
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Tragic, it is.
I have to pee.
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My name is Bill Figga,
the Science Spinna.
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I believe the Earth is round.
Bye-bye.
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That man has not a single [bshh]
to give.
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He was talking
a serious amount of bunk.
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Luckily you held me back.
I was gonna thrash him.
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You know, Stupid Horse, I believe
I found something to believe in.
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Lamar Wulf,
I like your character.
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You're special
and loyal.
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Thanks, Mr. Figga.
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You know, we always got room for
one more Scientifical spinna.
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- Where do I sign?
- Uh, are you serious?
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I thought beliefs were stupid.
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No, your beliefs.
His beliefs are scientific.
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It's even in the name.
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My beliefs are smart
and real.
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Flat Earths are real.
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Round stuff is stupid
and unreal.
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What the [bshh] did you just say?
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Damn!
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Don't insult my beliefs.
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I'll eat your [bshh]ing heart.
I swear I will.
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Lazor Wulf, I think it's time
that you remove yourself
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from these God-fearing
flat-Earthers
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and join the family.
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Peace.
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That's cool.
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Have your little funky
round friends.
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Yeti and I are going to learn
actual things in a real museum.
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I don't know.
Not really the museum type, my dude.
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They got
Neanderthal unicyclers.
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I'm in.
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You got globes, bobble Earths
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and your Coco Earth Puffs
all in there.
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Now, go out there and spread
that round-Earther truth.
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- And don't forget to sell that merch.
- Merch?
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I thought we were heading back
to the compound so me and Bill
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can discuss how to get these
round-Earth measures rolling.
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- See what I did there?
- You got to prove your worth.
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And that involves
selling merch?
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Yep.
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Hi. I'm with the Church
of Scientifical Spinnas.
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Did you know that everything
that we think
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that we know
is pure bunk?
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Hey, check this out.
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Go pee
into your own mouth.
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I will not be doing that.
But would you like a snow globe?
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Hi. I see that
you live here, too.
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Would you like to buy
a dope round Earth?
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Get out of here,
mayonnaise monkey.
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Mayonnaise ...
the worst condiment.
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It truly is.
Now, get off my second porch!
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Ooh, you like my haircut,
little buster?
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No, but would you like to hear
about the round Earth
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- and buy a snow globe?
- Hey, buster.
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Compliment my haircut first
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before you get
on my biggety bus.
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Sir, I can't do that.
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Pull yourself together, Lazor,
and remember why you did this.
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You got to help
spread the truth.
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Now, where is
unnecessary roundness valued?
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Yo, son, you a genius.
All them big marbles
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with islands on it
make perfect, cheap implants
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for my delicate dancers.
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Thanks for the money,
and I really hope
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you enjoy
the rest of your day, sir.
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Yes!
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That was great.
Okay, time to go.
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Huh?
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Looks like we're locked in.
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Bill Figga, he's that spinna.
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Bill Figga,
he's that spinna.
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Bill Figga, he's that spinna.
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Bill Figga,
he's that spinna.
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Uh, if I may ask, what's
this stupid thing y'all doing?
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Bill Figga demands we praise
his scientificalness all day,
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or we'll get a stern talking to
and a beating.
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Yeah, got you.
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Where's Prophet Figga
anyway?
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Hey. I know you.
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You were the one
with the horse.
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You sell that merch yet?
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Great job.
I knew you were a true believer.
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Yeah, I guess. Can I ask what
the hell this is all about?
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What does it look like
it's about?
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This is the round pathway
to scientifical enlightenment.
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That doesn't make
any sense.
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I don't see anybody around here
talking round-Earth philosophy.
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As a matter of fact,
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everyone is just walking
around praising you.
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Glad you understand.
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Before you go and make me
more money,
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I need you
to scrub the buttocks.
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- Thanks.
- Won't be doing that.
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Why not? You don't want
your glorious leader
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walking around
with a dusty bum.
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Hey, you know what?
You're exactly like God.
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No, I'm better.
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Bill Figga,
he's that spinna.
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Bill Figga,
he's that spinna.
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Bill Figga,
he's that spinna.
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Bill Figga,
he's that spinna.
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I'm good, and I'mma keep letting
the world know it's round.
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I don't need to praise you
to do that.
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Did I say that funny?
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Spinna, it's flat, like the ass
of a person whose butt is flat.
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- I made it all up.
- Wait, you made it up? Why?
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I enjoy getting these
fart huffers worked up,
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and if I make some bread
and get some gullible wolves
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to scrub my butt
in the process, even better!
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So y'all going to act like you
really don't hear this shit?
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The leader is confessing
that he's a fraud.
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Whatever.
I'm about to prove you wrong
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and expose your already-exposed
dumb ass to the world.
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Get him.
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O-M-to-the-G-O-D.
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Wowee, we're going to have
a sleepover.
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What should we do first?
Oh, I know!
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Let's roast some bananas
and tell some erotic stories.
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I could use a coffee
right about now.
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Aah!
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Shh, shh.
Be quiet, man.
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Just a scary voice
coming from something scary.
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Let's walk towards it
and make friends.
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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Any luck,
round-Earther girl?
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I keep telling you my name
is Matilda,
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and, no, sir,
he doesn't seem to be around.
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Hmm.
I know how to flush him out.
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You know who's amazing?
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God.
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God is so, so magnificent.
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Hell, no, he's not.
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Get him.
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Hey, look.
I need to borrow your bus.
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Oh, this bus?
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Only if you tell me
you like my haircut.
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Tell me you like my cut.
Tell me you like my cut.
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Tell me you
like my cut.
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I just can't do that, sir.
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Oh, no bus for you,
then, buster.
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Okay.
You have a unique haircut.
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Oh, good enough for me,
little wolfy buster.
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I'll never be able to
live down complimenting
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that terrible-ass haircut.
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Bill Figga is about to pay
for this.
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Your timing is impeccable.
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Hurry up and get
in the Goddamn bus.
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How's your day going,
my dude?
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I'm about to drive to the ends
of the Earth
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and prove that there are
no ends of the Earth
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'cause the mother [bshh]in
Earth is round,
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And I'm going to
also prove that Bill ...
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
yeah, yeah.
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That's all well and good,
but can we stop for coffee first
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before we get into that?
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Of course.
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We're almost there.
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This map says the so-called end
of the Earth is in a half-mile.
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♪ This is so exciting ♪
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♪ Three best friends
hijacking a bus ♪
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♪ And driving it off to the end
of the Earth together ♪
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♪ Bow-wow-wow ♪
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Lazor Wulf, you traitorous fool!
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Why are you trying
to ruin a good this?
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'Cause there is no ends
of the Earth,
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and I'm going to prove it
by myself.
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Lazor Wulf,
don't do this.
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I won't believe it.
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Well, you only live once,
my dude.
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You've killed us!
You have killed us!
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Oh!
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This doesn't make any sense.
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How can it not be round?
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Something is off.
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You, Lazor Wulf,
you have ruined everything!
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Bye-bye.
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- Nooo!
- What the [bshh].
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Hmm!
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So you're the real
spinna of science?
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Yep.
When are you going to learn
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I'm always going to be right
even when I'm wrong?
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Which I never am.
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I should've known
you'd be involved in this.
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I'm kind of honored you went
through all this trouble
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- just to annoy me.
- You're welcome.
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Now, explain to me,
which is it,
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that you don't respect me
or you just think I'm dumb?
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- Which?
- It's a lot of both.
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I gave you lizard people,
a whole round-Earth movement,
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and even got you stealing a bus,
and you still question my power.
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Okay. Let's see if you can
question the Cosmic Remote.
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- Cosmic Remote?
- Yes, the Cosmic Remote.
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With this, the Earth can be
changed into any shape.
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This way, no one is right ...
only me!
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I drank too much coffee,
my dude.
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Got the bubble guts.
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All of this
just to keep people
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in such perpetual chaos
and confusion?
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Yep.
Now, praise me.
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Before I do that,
one more question.
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So that remote right there
controls everything
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that's happening
on Earth right now?
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Yep, this remote right here.
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It's really expensive, and I
don't make this version anymore.
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Collector's item.
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Goddamn it!
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Oh, what on God's flat Earth
just happened?
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Same old, same old.
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Just me proving I was right
about something.
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Read the synopsis.
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Yeah, you know, it's just
some regular-degular
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- strong-bird-type shit
- Yeah.
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My name is Matilda ...
Ma-til-da.
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