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Previously on iZombie...
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You tell your boss that Freylich
brains equals zombie cures,
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and suddenly, these
poor kids will be hunted.
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This is the hub
of Renegade's operation.
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We have five zombie kids here
who need tutoring.
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Yes, I'm in.
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Graham Moss,
I hear you work for Renegade.
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You work for us now.
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Al Bronson, Bluster Magazine.
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I'm gonna need an extension
on the DeBeers profile.
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I told you. Blaine killed Baracus!
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That means he also stole my cures.
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What do you mean, no brains shipped?
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It's because of the story.
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Ten thousand zombies
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depend on the brains Blaine
delivers into the city.
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[Blaine] Let's just admit it,
we've all got a little monster in us.
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[mob shouting]
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[man] He's a murderer!
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[indistinct chatter]
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[cheerful music playing]
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[Carol] Excuse me, hon.
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Excuse me.
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Sidecar. Give it some extra kick.
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You got proof of ID?
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Funny.
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Sense of humor. Unique fashion sense.
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Owner, or just work here?
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Kind of both.
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- It's complicated.
- You're employed.
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And yet, despite all that,
let me guess... single?
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- How can you tell?
- It's my job.
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I'm a matchmaker. Some of my handiwork.
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So, which way, boys or girls?
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What?
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[laughing] What... What...
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So, girls. Okay. Yes, I see.
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I think I have the perfect one for you.
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One what?
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The perfect girl for you.
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Excuse me.
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Mr. Eberhard. This is my
son's wedding reception, and...
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Yeah, just a second. Perfect for me?
How do you even know?
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Intuition. Experience.
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It's my job.
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- If you're interested.
- [Don E] So...
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So, what, I just call you, and...
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- Mr. Eberhard!
- What?
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It's my son's wedding reception,
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and there are people picketing outside.
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The owner's had some bad
press recently, so...
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That Blaine DeBeers
sounds like a monster.
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Is he a monster?
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[Blaine] Am I a monster?
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Maybe I've crossed a few lines...
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[man] Monster!
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[Blaine] But does that
make me a monster?
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- [mob shouting]
- [man] You killer!
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[Major] Here's the situation.
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Shipments of brains
into Seattle have stopped.
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We have supplies for three days.
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I need you to tell me
the details of your operation,
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so we can get the brains moving again.
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You make these charges disappear
and get me out of here,
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I'll have brain operations
back up in a day.
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'Cause I can't take it.
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The break-room TV is just repeating
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the edited-for-television version
of Snakes on a Plane.
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You're toxic.
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If I let you out,
people will riot in the streets.
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Well, I guess we're all
screwed, monkey fighter.
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You see? Samuel L. Jackson
just doesn't work edited for TV.
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[Blaine] Without monsters,
what would people even talk about?
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The case of Carol Barbera,
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the murdered matchmaker
these two are working on?
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Seen it.
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But, if you insist.
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So, did Major fill you in
on the whole Blaine business?
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Good riddance, I say.
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Living the high life off
the cures he stole from us.
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I say, let him rot.
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What? Don't tell me you don't savor
the idea of Blaine DeBeers
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spending some well-earned time
in an unflattering jumpsuit.
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I can deal with Blaine
living the high life,
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as long as he kept the city
from coming apart.
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So, check it out.
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That red button found at the
scene, not hers.
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Not hers? Interesting.
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[Blaine] No, it's not.
We all know the drill.
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You eat the brain, find clues...
blah-blah-blah, case closed.
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But this isn't her story.
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It's mine.
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So, what's it like being
the most hated man in Seattle?
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I don't know.
I haven't talked to A-Rod in a while.
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So, this is all a joke to you?
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Not a very funny one.
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Well, this is a waste of time.
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We'll have a warrant for
his house within 24 hours.
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- Then he'll talk.
- [Blaine] About what?
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My Greene and Greene coffee table?
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Or my Warhol Polaroids?
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How about the mask your journalist
friend took pictures of?
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It's the same one I saw in a vision.
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I know you killed the mayor.
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Aren't you a little...
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fertilized to be having visions?
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Shut up. Don't speak.
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You know the drill,
lawyer's here, you're out.
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[S. Cavanaugh scoffs]
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Great talk, gang.
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We all learned something.
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Okay. Fun fact.
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No one in the history
of the criminal justice system
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has ever gotten off as a result
of a witticism or zinger.
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Don't speak.
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I've reviewed your case.
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And from a legal angle,
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I've seen worse.
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From a PR angle, I haven't.
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I'm gonna need to do some fancy
filing to see if I can swing bail.
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In the meantime, what do you do?
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- Speak?
- Don't speak.
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I do have to get a message
to an associate, though.
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Oh. Well, let me check.
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[Blaine] I'm pretty sure it's legal.
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[Brandt] No, I meant your retainer.
Did the check clear?
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Yeah, you can tell me.
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[Blaine clears throat]
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"Three hundred and sixty-five
degrees." That's the message?
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You sure he's gonna get it?
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Oh, yeah.
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My guy is as sharp as a tack.
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[groans]
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Look, I don't know what
you're talking about, I just work here.
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You're Blaine's right-hand man.
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I have a hard time believing
you don't know how his system works.
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I just do what he says.
It's brain's Blaines, man.
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Or... You know what I mean.
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Look, I'd love to help, but...
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Okay, look... [clears throat]
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I'm gonna leave this contract for you.
Same deal we had with Blaine.
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It's a good deal.
And a chance to step up, be a hero.
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Well, I'll have to ask Blaine,
because it's Blaine's...
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Brains? Yeah, got it.
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Gentlemen.
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Let's make a deal.
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Stacey Boss.
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Stacey Boss.
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Thought you were dead.
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[laughs] I was close.
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You have no idea how hot
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a Bangladeshi summer is
in a three-piece suit.
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You've been hiding in Bangladesh?
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"Hiding"?
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Working.
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Bangladesh, Sudan, Ukraine.
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Anywhere there's brains, I've been.
That's how it works.
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I procure, Don E distributes,
Blaine does jack.
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I'd be willing to solve your
little problem, right here and now.
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We cut Blaine out.
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Don E and I handle the brains ourselves.
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Everybody's happy, except Blaine.
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The catch being?
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A slight cost adjustment.
Say, double what you're paying Blaine?
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We don't have the budget.
I can't agree to that.
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I get it. Budgets are stubborn things,
but let me just say this.
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When zombies start tearing
humans limb from limb,
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my price is not likely
to have come down.
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Taken under advisement.
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So, what'd you think?
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I think I wish you'd told me
about all this in advance.
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Sorry, but the pitch demanded
a dramatic entrance.
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Are you in?
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I don't know, cutting Blaine out...
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You do all the work and reap no reward.
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If the roles were reversed,
would Blaine be as loyal to you?
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But I don't know if Major's bluffing.
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I mean, Blaine had a good deal.
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- If they don't have budget...
- [Mr. Boss] You play poker, Don E?
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- [Don E] Not really.
- [Mr. Boss] We got a winning hand.
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When you've got a winning
hand, you don't fold.
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[crowd shouting]
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No! No, we're not gonna take it anymore!
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We're outraged!
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Fun crowd outside.
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Next time, use the back entrance.
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There shouldn't be a next time.
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I'm here on behalf of my
client, Blaine DeBeers.
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Tanner, where have you been?
Where's the booze?
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I can't run a bar with just
vermouth and this melon crap.
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He wouldn't let me take it.
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He says his payment didn't go through.
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What? Why didn't you just
use the business card?
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I tried. None of them worked.
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Get on the phone, call the bank...
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Don't bother. I've seen this before.
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They've frozen Blaine's assets.
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So, let me just give you this.
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"Three hundred and sixty-five degrees."
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What?
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Three hundred and sixty-five degrees.
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I hope it means something to you,
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because he just used up his retainer.
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Oh!
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- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Okay, I got it.
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- Got it?
- [Don E] Yeah.
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[Clive] Don E.
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We need to ask you some questions
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about the death of a Mrs.
Carol Barbera.
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Hey, free advice. Don't speak.
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Murdered. The matchmaker,
she was murdered.
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Can you believe it?
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She's trying to make people happy,
ends up thrown off a balcony.
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[Clive] Did you meet Mrs. Barbera?
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I poured her a drink.
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She told me that she
had my perfect match.
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[gasps] You're in her brain!
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Please tell me you remember the name.
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When she told me, I dropped the glass.
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Come on, have a vision.
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Nothing?
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Come on!
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Was there anything else
you noticed that night?
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She did have an argument with Candy.
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At one point. She's in the back.
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I'd knock first.
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I understand, General. But...
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the situation here is truly dire.
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I can't state it any more bluntly.
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We'll be out of brains in 48 hours.
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After that, zombies
might turn on the living.
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Some might try to scale the wall.
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I know that you think
this is our problem,
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but it could end up
being all of our problem.
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Thank you, uh, Major.
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We'll discuss it
and get back to you later.
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Or sooner, if you can.
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I don't see why they haven't just
taken care of these things already.
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Maybe 'cause it's not that easy to go
next door and murder your neighbor.
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And we're talking about the lives
of thousands of innocent humans.
255
00:11:04,410 --> 00:11:05,444
Hostages.
256
00:11:05,452 --> 00:11:08,789
We do still have brain stockpiled
from before we cut 'em off.
257
00:11:09,790 --> 00:11:13,294
General Mills, that sounds
surprisingly temperate.
258
00:11:13,627 --> 00:11:16,380
I believe "nuke 'em all"
was your previous position.
259
00:11:16,547 --> 00:11:19,758
It's just... I figure, it could
buy us some time.
260
00:11:20,050 --> 00:11:22,887
I mean, I hear there's
progress on the CDC end.
261
00:11:23,387 --> 00:11:27,386
All right, so, Glenn is
now willing to buy some time.
262
00:11:27,558 --> 00:11:29,977
All right, moving on. Next item.
263
00:11:36,859 --> 00:11:38,736
I have good news and bad news.
264
00:11:39,111 --> 00:11:41,530
Ah, good news.
I could use some good news.
265
00:11:41,614 --> 00:11:42,865
I'll start with the bad news.
266
00:11:43,157 --> 00:11:44,366
Your assets are frozen.
267
00:11:44,450 --> 00:11:46,327
You're unable to pay my fee.
268
00:11:47,036 --> 00:11:48,162
Come on, man.
269
00:11:48,370 --> 00:11:50,080
You know I'm good for it.
270
00:11:50,164 --> 00:11:51,240
I don't.
271
00:11:51,540 --> 00:11:54,001
The good news is,
I have an in with your judge, so,
272
00:11:54,335 --> 00:11:56,670
if I play ball and I go the extra mile,
273
00:11:56,795 --> 00:11:58,505
I think I can get you off
this whole thing.
274
00:11:59,089 --> 00:12:01,508
If you're able to pay my retainer.
275
00:12:02,134 --> 00:12:03,260
Okay.
276
00:12:04,053 --> 00:12:05,346
I guess I gotta make some calls.
277
00:12:05,429 --> 00:12:06,430
You made your call.
278
00:12:07,014 --> 00:12:08,891
But I can call whomever you'd like.
279
00:12:11,226 --> 00:12:14,104
Money? What money?
I don't have any money.
280
00:12:14,313 --> 00:12:15,564
[on speaker] Do you
know how much I make?
281
00:12:15,898 --> 00:12:17,524
Tell him I do know,
282
00:12:17,816 --> 00:12:20,653
I was obviously talking about
the club account rainy day fund.
283
00:12:20,819 --> 00:12:22,279
He means the rainy day fund.
284
00:12:22,446 --> 00:12:23,989
Yeah, it's on fumes.
285
00:12:24,365 --> 00:12:26,617
[on speaker] All right?
We don't have any customers.
286
00:12:27,826 --> 00:12:30,245
Our vendors are demanding cash upfront.
287
00:12:30,913 --> 00:12:34,792
Tell him there's a red bag behind
the panel under the Hefeweizen tap.
288
00:12:34,959 --> 00:12:37,044
There's a bag under the Hefeweizen tap.
289
00:12:37,336 --> 00:12:38,754
Should be 50 grand in there.
290
00:12:38,963 --> 00:12:41,173
My client says there's
50 grand in there.
291
00:12:45,678 --> 00:12:46,512
There's 40 grand.
292
00:12:47,763 --> 00:12:49,056
[mouthing]
293
00:12:51,266 --> 00:12:52,101
Don E...
294
00:12:53,435 --> 00:12:55,396
Could you loan me $10,000?
295
00:12:55,854 --> 00:12:57,690
- He wants you to loan him...
- $10,000?
296
00:12:57,815 --> 00:13:00,150
Blaine, man,
I'm not exactly rolling in dough.
297
00:13:01,819 --> 00:13:04,071
Damn it, Don E! Just give me the money.
298
00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,824
He just wants you to get him the money.
299
00:13:06,907 --> 00:13:08,117
[sighs]
300
00:13:11,745 --> 00:13:13,080
[Don E] Okay, fine. I'll get it.
301
00:13:14,373 --> 00:13:16,375
Okay. What the hell is this?
302
00:13:18,711 --> 00:13:19,545
Oh, no.
303
00:13:20,337 --> 00:13:21,839
My beautiful, beautiful home.
304
00:13:22,047 --> 00:13:24,425
So, we'll just be adding
"destroying evidence" to the charges?
305
00:13:24,633 --> 00:13:25,801
And why is that?
306
00:13:26,218 --> 00:13:27,886
I'm the most hated man in Seattle.
307
00:13:29,138 --> 00:13:30,893
Why wouldn't my house get torched?
308
00:13:36,393 --> 00:13:38,393
_
309
00:13:38,596 --> 00:13:42,516
You tweeted "Seattle has two days
until brain supplies run out."
310
00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,477
How do you back up your claim?
311
00:13:45,728 --> 00:13:49,982
The blue-collar workers in that plant
are my friends and neighbors.
312
00:13:50,858 --> 00:13:53,402
And they told me, "No more brains."
313
00:13:53,903 --> 00:13:57,156
Officials at the plant
did not respond for comment.
314
00:13:57,894 --> 00:13:58,928
Back to you.
315
00:13:59,700 --> 00:14:02,536
So, Commander, the joint chiefs
called while you were out.
316
00:14:02,903 --> 00:14:03,937
Finally.
317
00:14:04,080 --> 00:14:05,623
Alan, let's call back the joint chiefs.
318
00:14:05,748 --> 00:14:08,042
Actually, sir, they, uh, left a message.
319
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:11,365
Basically, since it's the official
position of the US government that...
320
00:14:12,004 --> 00:14:14,507
Fillmore Graves is a
terrorist operation,
321
00:14:14,757 --> 00:14:16,383
- they do not...
- So, no?
322
00:14:16,759 --> 00:14:17,968
[Hobbs] Yes. No.
323
00:14:20,346 --> 00:14:21,680
[TV reporter]
Many left are wondering if...
324
00:14:21,764 --> 00:14:22,598
Oh, and, uh...
325
00:14:23,516 --> 00:14:25,976
Looks like Blaine DeBeers made bail.
326
00:14:30,397 --> 00:14:33,859
The house's in my ex-stepdad's name,
so no one'll trace you here.
327
00:14:34,193 --> 00:14:35,847
You can hang as long as you want.
328
00:14:36,904 --> 00:14:38,239
Which will be zero minutes.
329
00:14:39,115 --> 00:14:40,366
This makes me miss jail.
330
00:14:40,866 --> 00:14:43,577
Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
331
00:14:43,661 --> 00:14:45,079
It's private.
332
00:14:45,621 --> 00:14:47,623
You got the TV.
333
00:14:47,957 --> 00:14:49,708
The couch.
334
00:14:52,253 --> 00:14:54,004
I spent some pretty
good times down here.
335
00:14:54,088 --> 00:14:55,339
I'm sure you did.
336
00:14:56,173 --> 00:14:57,386
Right where you are now,
337
00:14:57,633 --> 00:14:59,927
me and Pam Hagler watched
the One Tree Hill premiere.
338
00:15:01,470 --> 00:15:03,639
- And I lost my...
- [Blaine] If you continue,
339
00:15:03,931 --> 00:15:06,392
the scream I utter
will shatter the universe.
340
00:15:08,227 --> 00:15:10,146
Okay, fine.
I'm going to The Scratching Post.
341
00:15:15,860 --> 00:15:18,279
I am on a yacht to Ibiza.
342
00:15:20,489 --> 00:15:22,366
Blake Lively is hitching a ride.
343
00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:23,659
[echoing laughter]
344
00:15:23,742 --> 00:15:26,245
We're sharing a nice crisp Grüner.
345
00:15:26,328 --> 00:15:27,872
[loud thud]
346
00:15:30,124 --> 00:15:31,876
You must be Don's friend.
347
00:15:36,130 --> 00:15:37,631
- [washing machine whirring]
- [sighs]
348
00:15:43,846 --> 00:15:46,390
All right, so, give her the rundown.
349
00:15:46,724 --> 00:15:48,350
And just keep in mind,
if she doesn't pass,
350
00:15:48,934 --> 00:15:50,644
your boyfriend washes up in the lake.
351
00:15:51,479 --> 00:15:52,605
Okay.
352
00:15:53,689 --> 00:15:57,067
So, they're toughest
with stuff they can double check.
353
00:15:57,234 --> 00:15:58,360
Names. Dates.
354
00:15:58,908 --> 00:16:01,535
Addresses. Stuff like that.
355
00:16:01,679 --> 00:16:04,223
- You'll need to have that down pat.
- It's down.
356
00:16:05,117 --> 00:16:06,410
That it? Just questions?
357
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:09,788
If you pass the interview,
they'll say you're in,
358
00:16:09,872 --> 00:16:11,165
then do a group toast.
359
00:16:11,749 --> 00:16:14,710
But the shot they give you
is laced with ghost pepper.
360
00:16:15,751 --> 00:16:17,836
You'll need to react
to prove you're human.
361
00:16:20,591 --> 00:16:21,425
That it?
362
00:16:21,926 --> 00:16:23,135
Yeah. That's it.
363
00:16:25,638 --> 00:16:27,598
I appreciate the warning,
Commander Lillywhite,
364
00:16:27,681 --> 00:16:29,975
but I really don't need
protective custody.
365
00:16:31,060 --> 00:16:34,772
Yes, I'm aware what
kind of man Blaine is.
366
00:16:34,980 --> 00:16:36,941
Yeah. I'll be fine, thank you. Bye-bye.
367
00:16:37,775 --> 00:16:38,734
[door slams]
368
00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:42,343
My ears were burning right up.
369
00:16:43,572 --> 00:16:45,616
[laughs] What do you want?
370
00:16:47,493 --> 00:16:48,744
What do I want?
371
00:16:49,411 --> 00:16:51,413
You always did cut right to the
chase, didn't you?
372
00:16:52,048 --> 00:16:53,107
Okay.
373
00:16:53,511 --> 00:16:54,637
I wanna scare you.
374
00:16:56,627 --> 00:16:59,588
Yeah, I've killed people,
your story was correct.
375
00:17:00,005 --> 00:17:01,714
Hell, I'm probably gonna kill you, too.
376
00:17:02,258 --> 00:17:03,092
Not now...
377
00:17:03,759 --> 00:17:04,677
but soon.
378
00:17:05,678 --> 00:17:06,875
I just wanted you to know,
379
00:17:07,736 --> 00:17:10,642
so you could spend whatever
time you do have left
380
00:17:10,933 --> 00:17:14,019
in fear, knowing it's coming.
381
00:17:16,189 --> 00:17:17,607
You really pissed me off.
382
00:17:18,983 --> 00:17:20,818
'Cause I showed people
who you really are.
383
00:17:21,694 --> 00:17:23,009
Yeah, it was gonna happen.
384
00:17:23,448 --> 00:17:25,022
Did you really think this whole
385
00:17:25,090 --> 00:17:26,935
charming-rascal act would work forever?
386
00:17:27,915 --> 00:17:28,849
It worked on you.
387
00:17:28,851 --> 00:17:30,727
It worked on me? No.
388
00:17:31,704 --> 00:17:33,080
I worked on you, dummy.
389
00:17:33,706 --> 00:17:35,416
[laughs]
390
00:17:35,499 --> 00:17:37,918
You sad daddy's boys are all the same.
391
00:17:38,544 --> 00:17:39,503
You're so gullible.
392
00:17:39,878 --> 00:17:41,422
- You don't know me.
- [woman] Sure I do.
393
00:17:42,089 --> 00:17:44,842
You're another two-bit homicidal thug
394
00:17:44,925 --> 00:17:46,385
who thinks he's unique
395
00:17:46,468 --> 00:17:48,929
because, deep down,
you're special and you're different,
396
00:17:49,013 --> 00:17:50,598
and you deserve admiration.
397
00:17:51,098 --> 00:17:53,225
Like, from Peyton Charles.
398
00:17:53,945 --> 00:17:55,447
The great love of your life.
399
00:17:56,285 --> 00:17:57,578
You know what she called you?
400
00:17:57,911 --> 00:17:59,252
Her greatest embarrassment.
401
00:17:59,872 --> 00:18:00,914
[laughs]
402
00:18:00,998 --> 00:18:03,125
You are a goon, Blaine. That's all.
403
00:18:03,250 --> 00:18:05,294
Just an average, run-of-the-mill...
404
00:18:16,346 --> 00:18:17,931
I can see the headline now.
405
00:18:18,265 --> 00:18:20,100
"Child-killer shot dead."
406
00:18:20,893 --> 00:18:22,478
They would throw me a parade.
407
00:18:29,359 --> 00:18:30,736
You can show yourself out.
408
00:18:33,238 --> 00:18:34,531
[keyboard clacking]
409
00:18:38,827 --> 00:18:40,037
Okay, hold it right there.
410
00:18:41,538 --> 00:18:43,207
Really gotta work on that, Don E.
411
00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:45,209
You were holding a gun right at me
and I wasn't scared at all.
412
00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:46,627
What're you doing here?
413
00:18:47,461 --> 00:18:50,088
Trying to solve my liquidity crisis.
414
00:18:51,215 --> 00:18:54,051
I need that list of bidders
from our zombie-cure auction,
415
00:18:54,134 --> 00:18:55,594
as we still got a few cures left.
416
00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:58,680
Okay, now we're talking.
417
00:18:58,847 --> 00:19:01,266
By the way, have you seen
Lieutenant Bozzio lately?
418
00:19:01,934 --> 00:19:04,144
Yeah, I do my best to steer clear,
she scares me a little.
419
00:19:04,353 --> 00:19:06,563
Yeah, well, she's pregnant.
420
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:08,690
- Did you know that?
- How does a zombie end up pregnant?
421
00:19:08,941 --> 00:19:11,693
I assume in the normal way,
just not as a zombie.
422
00:19:11,902 --> 00:19:15,447
I read this article about this kid
who died of some rare brain disease,
423
00:19:15,531 --> 00:19:18,327
which made her brain a zombie cure,
424
00:19:18,329 --> 00:19:19,688
and it got me thinking that...
425
00:19:20,202 --> 00:19:22,538
Whoa! Found it. Okay.
426
00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:25,380
We need to contact
all the runner-up bids
427
00:19:25,382 --> 00:19:27,710
and we should be flush again by lunch.
428
00:19:27,793 --> 00:19:30,087
- [laughing]
- Whew!
429
00:19:30,754 --> 00:19:32,287
You get the stuff from the safe?
430
00:19:32,422 --> 00:19:33,257
Tanner took care of it.
431
00:19:33,340 --> 00:19:35,133
Tanner! Bring in the
stuff from the house.
432
00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,885
Ah, you sent Tanner?
433
00:19:37,594 --> 00:19:40,264
I was being tailed, it wasn't safe.
434
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,140
[whispering] Tanner is capable.
435
00:19:42,349 --> 00:19:43,642
Here it is.
436
00:19:43,892 --> 00:19:46,812
Cleaned out the safe just
like you said. Cash, IDs.
437
00:19:46,895 --> 00:19:47,729
Just give me the bag.
438
00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,190
Sorry if some of the pages
are wrinkled and stuff.
439
00:19:56,947 --> 00:19:58,532
[inhales sharply and sighs]
440
00:20:00,284 --> 00:20:01,910
Where are my cures, Tanner?
441
00:20:03,912 --> 00:20:06,290
Four syringes, in a Ziploc bag.
442
00:20:06,957 --> 00:20:11,169
Oh. So, I'm going back over the
bridge, cops pulled me over.
443
00:20:11,336 --> 00:20:13,422
I got two strikes,
I can't get caught with drugs.
444
00:20:13,547 --> 00:20:14,673
So, I ditched 'em.
445
00:20:15,173 --> 00:20:17,342
You... You "ditched" them?
446
00:20:17,593 --> 00:20:19,094
I tossed them off the bridge.
447
00:20:19,845 --> 00:20:21,722
Don't worry, they won't find 'em.
448
00:20:21,805 --> 00:20:22,848
[sighs]
449
00:20:23,807 --> 00:20:24,850
[breathing heavily]
450
00:20:29,730 --> 00:20:30,856
[yells]
451
00:20:32,983 --> 00:20:34,901
Strike three, monkey fighter.
452
00:20:37,738 --> 00:20:38,905
[Blaine panting]
453
00:20:42,659 --> 00:20:44,995
You were supposed to handle this.
454
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:47,247
So, you take care of that.
455
00:20:48,286 --> 00:20:49,737
You did this, Don E!
456
00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:52,586
You did.
457
00:21:02,380 --> 00:21:04,560
_
458
00:21:06,982 --> 00:21:09,151
Of all the things I've missed
about the First World,
459
00:21:10,179 --> 00:21:12,181
high-quality bourbon isn't the least.
460
00:21:13,781 --> 00:21:15,532
We're still considered the First World?
461
00:21:15,908 --> 00:21:17,451
[laughing]
462
00:21:17,534 --> 00:21:18,869
You raise a good point.
463
00:21:18,994 --> 00:21:20,954
But, hey, at least our
hand remains strong.
464
00:21:21,288 --> 00:21:23,165
With that crazy fish lady
stirring the pot,
465
00:21:23,415 --> 00:21:26,251
it's just a matter of time
before Fillmore Graves folds.
466
00:21:27,127 --> 00:21:29,046
- So, I wanted...
- Get your feet off my desk.
467
00:21:37,805 --> 00:21:39,640
You gonna tell me
whose blood that is on your shirt?
468
00:21:40,641 --> 00:21:42,101
Just a friend.
469
00:21:47,231 --> 00:21:49,983
Oh, man, what I wouldn't give
to go back to the old days.
470
00:21:50,067 --> 00:21:51,527
Yeah.
471
00:21:51,610 --> 00:21:53,153
When cops were cheap
472
00:21:53,237 --> 00:21:54,863
and the racketeerin' was easy.
473
00:21:55,239 --> 00:21:58,367
And the Utopium wasn't cut down
to basically pancake mix.
474
00:21:58,742 --> 00:21:59,868
[laughs]
475
00:21:59,952 --> 00:22:01,578
The stuff Beanpole Bob made?
476
00:22:01,662 --> 00:22:03,247
[speaking Italian]
477
00:22:03,414 --> 00:22:05,207
The Da Vinci of the drug trade.
478
00:22:05,290 --> 00:22:08,168
[laughing] Beanpole Bob.
479
00:22:08,961 --> 00:22:11,588
I forgot about that guy.
480
00:22:12,131 --> 00:22:13,966
Whatever happened to that weirdo?
481
00:22:14,049 --> 00:22:15,968
Oh, the usual story.
482
00:22:16,051 --> 00:22:17,511
Got into his own supply,
483
00:22:17,594 --> 00:22:18,762
fried his brain.
484
00:22:23,767 --> 00:22:25,102
Hey, kid.
485
00:22:27,229 --> 00:22:29,481
I respect your loyalty to Blaine,
486
00:22:29,565 --> 00:22:32,109
but there is serious
money on the table here
487
00:22:32,192 --> 00:22:33,527
- and if we...
- Screw Blaine.
488
00:22:36,530 --> 00:22:37,573
I'm in.
489
00:22:50,753 --> 00:22:52,004
U-dub Law.
490
00:22:52,087 --> 00:22:53,630
So, where did you live then?
491
00:22:53,714 --> 00:22:55,466
Studio in Eastlake, off Edgar.
492
00:22:55,549 --> 00:22:58,594
Stayed when I started as
a public defender, 'cause I made zilch.
493
00:22:58,677 --> 00:23:01,221
You do realize you'd be
putting your life at risk
494
00:23:01,305 --> 00:23:03,682
to break the law if
you joined our cause.
495
00:23:03,765 --> 00:23:04,800
I get that.
496
00:23:05,142 --> 00:23:06,602
I mean, I love the law,
497
00:23:06,685 --> 00:23:09,605
but I just wanted to make
a real difference in something bigger.
498
00:23:09,688 --> 00:23:11,565
Graham says you met in high school?
499
00:23:11,815 --> 00:23:14,276
Uh, no. No, we met at his school.
500
00:23:14,443 --> 00:23:15,694
I volunteer there.
501
00:23:16,165 --> 00:23:17,249
I love kids. [Laughs]
502
00:23:20,449 --> 00:23:22,242
You want kids of your own someday?
503
00:23:23,285 --> 00:23:25,579
Uh, yeah. I guess, yeah. Someday.
504
00:23:25,704 --> 00:23:27,733
[chuckles] I sensed that.
505
00:23:27,956 --> 00:23:30,167
Anyone in your life now?
506
00:23:30,876 --> 00:23:33,795
[Riley] Uh, no, not at the moment.
507
00:23:33,879 --> 00:23:36,173
Because you're "focused" on your career?
508
00:23:36,573 --> 00:23:38,634
No, that's just what you tell people
509
00:23:38,717 --> 00:23:40,260
because you don't want to settle.
510
00:23:40,385 --> 00:23:41,803
You have standards.
511
00:23:42,012 --> 00:23:44,765
Don't worry, we will help you find
someone who meets them.
512
00:23:44,848 --> 00:23:47,476
Should we maybe focus less
on her love life and more on,
513
00:23:47,601 --> 00:23:50,187
say, her qualifications as a coyote?
514
00:23:50,270 --> 00:23:51,355
Are they exclusive?
515
00:23:51,480 --> 00:23:54,389
Little-known fact,
urban coyotes mate for life.
516
00:23:55,234 --> 00:23:56,985
So might this guy, thanks to me.
517
00:23:58,612 --> 00:24:00,572
Oh, you are not taking credit
for me and Peyton.
518
00:24:00,739 --> 00:24:02,491
You tried to keep us apart.
519
00:24:02,574 --> 00:24:05,118
So that you'd have to
fight to be together.
520
00:24:05,751 --> 00:24:07,127
- All part of my plan.
- [Blows raspberry]
521
00:24:07,371 --> 00:24:09,164
So, um...
522
00:24:10,374 --> 00:24:11,583
Is the interview over?
523
00:24:13,168 --> 00:24:14,836
Did she pass or what?
524
00:24:21,134 --> 00:24:23,345
- With flying colors.
- [chuckles]
525
00:24:23,428 --> 00:24:24,972
Let's make it official.
526
00:24:24,990 --> 00:24:28,034
We call this a "coyote baptism."
527
00:24:28,225 --> 00:24:29,560
Oh, my.
528
00:24:36,817 --> 00:24:38,777
Hey, what's this hospitality?
529
00:24:39,653 --> 00:24:41,446
The doctor needs his
medicine, too, yeah?
530
00:24:41,571 --> 00:24:43,156
We only have four glasses, so...
531
00:24:45,993 --> 00:24:49,997
I think it's best you steer clear
of the hard stuff, Doctor.
532
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,081
Thanks, Mum,
533
00:24:51,164 --> 00:24:53,750
but I can handle the hard stuff
better than you Yankee lot.
534
00:24:53,834 --> 00:24:55,127
[laughs]
535
00:24:56,169 --> 00:24:57,421
If you say so.
536
00:24:58,005 --> 00:24:59,131
To Riley!
537
00:25:07,264 --> 00:25:09,349
[wheezes and coughs]
538
00:25:09,433 --> 00:25:11,435
And now you've passed.
Just had to be sure.
539
00:25:14,855 --> 00:25:16,106
[breath trembling]
540
00:25:16,189 --> 00:25:17,232
Help.
541
00:25:19,192 --> 00:25:23,280
Brain distribution issues with our new
supplier are being resolved as we speak.
542
00:25:23,572 --> 00:25:24,740
Until we're back up to full speed,
543
00:25:24,865 --> 00:25:27,242
we ask that you do ration
the brain tubes you have.
544
00:25:27,326 --> 00:25:29,328
[TV reporter] Lillywhite's
assurances come amid
545
00:25:29,411 --> 00:25:32,748
ongoing concerns about
Seattle's brain supply.
546
00:25:33,081 --> 00:25:34,958
CHICS leader Dolly Durkins
547
00:25:35,042 --> 00:25:37,294
stood by her own claims.
548
00:25:37,377 --> 00:25:38,712
They're running out,
549
00:25:39,254 --> 00:25:41,465
and when they run dry,
550
00:25:41,798 --> 00:25:43,675
the zombies are going to come after us.
551
00:25:43,800 --> 00:25:47,721
Surplus stores and gun retailers
are reporting record sales,
552
00:25:47,804 --> 00:25:51,892
and police reports of
robbed graves have skyrocketed...
553
00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:55,228
Looks like the alarmist view
is carrying the day so far.
554
00:25:56,063 --> 00:25:58,398
Things'll calm down once
we get the brains flowing again.
555
00:25:59,149 --> 00:26:00,734
[clears throat] Yeah, speaking of.
556
00:26:00,817 --> 00:26:03,320
Transcript from our bug
in The Scratching Post.
557
00:26:03,445 --> 00:26:04,571
Boss and Don E
558
00:26:04,655 --> 00:26:06,740
have cut DeBeers out of the operation.
559
00:26:06,823 --> 00:26:08,909
[TV reporter] Has Seattle
finally reached the end
560
00:26:08,992 --> 00:26:11,745
of its tenuous zombie-human peace?
561
00:26:13,747 --> 00:26:14,873
[sighs]
562
00:26:17,084 --> 00:26:18,293
Hello, kiddo.
563
00:26:22,089 --> 00:26:23,256
Uncle Stacey!
564
00:26:24,341 --> 00:26:26,510
- I didn't know you were in town.
- Oh.
565
00:26:28,220 --> 00:26:29,721
And I come bearing gifts.
566
00:26:30,305 --> 00:26:32,432
The brain of Tibetan monk,
567
00:26:32,516 --> 00:26:34,434
said to have reached nirvana.
568
00:26:34,518 --> 00:26:37,187
- [gasps]
- But a humble token of my gratitude
569
00:26:37,270 --> 00:26:38,563
for clearing Blaine off the board.
570
00:26:38,647 --> 00:26:41,608
Please, it was my pleasure
to eviscerate the douchebag.
571
00:26:42,150 --> 00:26:43,271
Is the plan going okay?
572
00:26:43,485 --> 00:26:45,654
Flawlessly.
Fillmore Graves is about to fold.
573
00:26:45,737 --> 00:26:47,989
I sign a contract,
resume the brain-flow,
574
00:26:48,073 --> 00:26:49,762
all that's left is us
counting our money.
575
00:26:49,764 --> 00:26:50,326
[laughs]
576
00:26:51,410 --> 00:26:52,494
[rings bell]
577
00:26:52,577 --> 00:26:53,912
Hi, can I help...
578
00:26:54,162 --> 00:26:55,831
- You?
- Hi.
579
00:26:56,289 --> 00:26:57,624
Cute shirt.
580
00:26:57,708 --> 00:26:59,251
Does it say on the
back what zombies get,
581
00:26:59,334 --> 00:27:00,794
or is it the same "dead fish" idea?
582
00:27:00,877 --> 00:27:02,295
We don't serve your kind here.
583
00:27:03,004 --> 00:27:05,549
Oh. But if I have to shut
you down for discrimination,
584
00:27:05,632 --> 00:27:08,343
you won't get to do any more
of those fun little TV interviews.
585
00:27:18,103 --> 00:27:19,146
$9.50.
586
00:27:20,897 --> 00:27:22,274
Excellent service.
587
00:27:22,357 --> 00:27:24,234
Ah. Keep the change.
588
00:27:27,154 --> 00:27:29,865
All good, boys,
they do serve zombies here.
589
00:27:30,073 --> 00:27:31,283
Anyone hungry?
590
00:27:36,455 --> 00:27:37,456
Mmm.
591
00:27:43,795 --> 00:27:47,007
You think you and your jackbooted thugs
can obstruct my business?
592
00:27:47,424 --> 00:27:50,302
You brain-eating, undead abominations...
593
00:27:50,385 --> 00:27:51,511
Jeez, Mom.
594
00:27:52,387 --> 00:27:53,430
Just chill out.
595
00:27:54,306 --> 00:27:57,601
You gave up the right to call me that
when you became one of them.
596
00:28:01,480 --> 00:28:03,315
You've been holding out on me, Murphy.
597
00:28:04,775 --> 00:28:06,359
Dolly Durkins is your mother?
598
00:28:06,818 --> 00:28:08,028
Not anymore, I guess.
599
00:28:09,154 --> 00:28:11,448
- Wow.
- If I may speak freely, sir...
600
00:28:12,240 --> 00:28:13,742
don't underestimate her.
601
00:28:13,992 --> 00:28:15,869
She really hates zombies.
602
00:28:26,683 --> 00:28:28,620
_
603
00:28:28,959 --> 00:28:30,335
Are you mad?
604
00:28:31,044 --> 00:28:33,255
Major's got a bit much
on his plate for you to set him up
605
00:28:33,338 --> 00:28:35,298
on a blind date,
and you barely know Riley.
606
00:28:35,382 --> 00:28:36,842
I know she's perfect for him.
607
00:28:36,925 --> 00:28:39,886
Smart, compassionate,
wants to make the world better.
608
00:28:39,970 --> 00:28:41,721
Loves children, and,
609
00:28:41,805 --> 00:28:44,224
let's be honest,
she's not too tough on the eyes.
610
00:28:45,183 --> 00:28:46,977
- She does sound perfect.
- [chuckles]
611
00:28:47,060 --> 00:28:49,312
If only there were
a zombie version of her.
612
00:28:49,396 --> 00:28:52,065
Ugh, I know. But let's not forget,
613
00:28:52,190 --> 00:28:53,900
Major has a proven willingness
614
00:28:54,025 --> 00:28:55,735
to go without sex for love.
615
00:28:56,403 --> 00:28:57,612
I have a willingness to do what?
616
00:28:57,696 --> 00:28:58,697
Oh, Major.
617
00:28:58,822 --> 00:29:01,032
Do you want to meet a new
friend of mine? She's a lawyer.
618
00:29:01,366 --> 00:29:02,701
- Matchmaker brain?
- [Ravi] Yep.
619
00:29:02,784 --> 00:29:04,995
Nailed it. This is addressed to you.
620
00:29:05,078 --> 00:29:06,454
- Ooh.
- I have a picture of her.
621
00:29:06,538 --> 00:29:08,415
Liv, I appreciate the thought,
622
00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,750
but unless this girl can get
a massive quantity of brains
623
00:29:10,834 --> 00:29:12,711
into the city overnight,
I think I'll pass.
624
00:29:12,794 --> 00:29:15,255
I'd put a ring on it,
if she had some tainted Utopium.
625
00:29:15,338 --> 00:29:16,276
Peyton would understand.
626
00:29:16,277 --> 00:29:18,466
That reminds me,
does the name "Beanpole Bob"
627
00:29:18,550 --> 00:29:19,772
mean anything to you?
628
00:29:20,705 --> 00:29:21,803
No, why?
629
00:29:21,887 --> 00:29:23,513
Name came up in an intel file.
630
00:29:23,638 --> 00:29:25,765
The Da Vinci of Utopium, apparently.
631
00:29:25,849 --> 00:29:28,351
Uh, I can ask Clive.
632
00:29:28,435 --> 00:29:31,396
See if he knows a Beanpole
from his Vice days.
633
00:29:32,689 --> 00:29:33,732
[object clattering]
634
00:29:36,526 --> 00:29:37,903
[Major] Night-vision goggles?
635
00:29:40,405 --> 00:29:41,907
Because the CDC couldn't find
636
00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:44,284
any trace of tainted
Utopium in the vial I sent,
637
00:29:44,576 --> 00:29:46,036
I had the idea
638
00:29:46,119 --> 00:29:48,496
to sneak into Blaine's mansion
and steal back my cure,
639
00:29:48,580 --> 00:29:50,790
with the assistance
of a cat-burglar brain
640
00:29:50,916 --> 00:29:52,584
and a pair of...
641
00:29:53,001 --> 00:29:54,502
Night-vision goggles.
642
00:29:55,003 --> 00:29:57,339
You know I command
a paramilitary force, right?
643
00:29:57,464 --> 00:29:59,007
I could have gotten you those for free.
644
00:30:01,384 --> 00:30:02,510
They're only 800 bucks.
645
00:30:04,012 --> 00:30:06,723
And with UFreightEze Select membership,
646
00:30:06,806 --> 00:30:09,773
you can get literally anything
delivered to your doorstep
647
00:30:10,644 --> 00:30:12,187
- in under 24 hours.
- [laughs]
648
00:30:19,778 --> 00:30:22,177
I want to help this city
in any way I can, Mr. Lillywhite,
649
00:30:22,178 --> 00:30:24,449
but this sounds like
it's beyond even me.
650
00:30:24,574 --> 00:30:26,618
It might sound like
it, Mr. Griss, but...
651
00:30:27,138 --> 00:30:29,329
See, we've disassociated
with Blaine DeBeers,
652
00:30:29,454 --> 00:30:32,499
and our alternate
brain supplier is too difficult.
653
00:30:32,582 --> 00:30:34,364
I get it. You need a supplier.
654
00:30:34,709 --> 00:30:36,378
But here's the problem as I see it.
655
00:30:36,586 --> 00:30:38,672
I have no clue how to
get thousands of brains.
656
00:30:39,256 --> 00:30:40,570
We'll get you a TV in a day,
657
00:30:40,571 --> 00:30:43,677
but our deliveries have
the advantage of being legal.
658
00:30:45,011 --> 00:30:47,639
I'm not a smuggler.
I wouldn't know where to begin.
659
00:30:48,390 --> 00:30:50,392
What if I told you,
none of that mattered?
660
00:30:57,190 --> 00:30:58,024
[door closes]
661
00:31:00,603 --> 00:31:02,814
Whoo! This place is deader than we are.
662
00:31:03,167 --> 00:31:04,738
Can I give the girls the night off?
663
00:31:05,198 --> 00:31:08,159
See, that's the problem with
your generation, there's no work ethic.
664
00:31:08,243 --> 00:31:09,869
How old are you, exactly?
665
00:31:09,953 --> 00:31:12,205
Old enough to know
there's always a market in vice.
666
00:31:12,289 --> 00:31:15,083
We just need a fresh start.
667
00:31:15,458 --> 00:31:17,002
We need a makeover.
668
00:31:20,046 --> 00:31:22,299
You know what my idea
for a zombie brothel name would be?
669
00:31:22,424 --> 00:31:23,508
Hmm?
670
00:31:23,591 --> 00:31:24,676
Coldcocks.
671
00:31:25,927 --> 00:31:27,387
Why, because of all the fights?
672
00:31:27,470 --> 00:31:28,638
- [door slams]
- [mouthing] What?
673
00:31:29,472 --> 00:31:32,934
Oh, great. Look, I told you what I know,
674
00:31:33,018 --> 00:31:35,448
and if you're not here to
tell me my dream girl's name,
675
00:31:35,450 --> 00:31:36,230
then who cares?
676
00:31:36,313 --> 00:31:38,606
Actually, we need to talk to her.
677
00:31:39,002 --> 00:31:41,296
- Um, yeah.
- [Don E] What about me?
678
00:31:44,904 --> 00:31:45,989
Ha! [Stammering]
679
00:31:46,072 --> 00:31:47,615
- There you go.
- [exhales sharply]
680
00:31:48,325 --> 00:31:50,243
- What'd you see?
- It was the skull.
681
00:31:51,119 --> 00:31:53,538
I saw a tattoo.
A small, tasteful skull, right here.
682
00:31:53,621 --> 00:31:54,664
Tattoos. I love tattoos.
683
00:31:54,748 --> 00:31:56,541
Wait, what about a name?
Did you see her name?
684
00:31:57,459 --> 00:31:59,419
That's it. Now...
685
00:32:07,427 --> 00:32:08,762
She's got a tattoo.
686
00:32:09,929 --> 00:32:12,140
[Clive] You recognize this coat,
Mrs. Schwartz?
687
00:32:12,223 --> 00:32:13,099
No, I don't.
688
00:32:13,183 --> 00:32:15,898
Caring Light has cameras
at their drop-off centers.
689
00:32:16,311 --> 00:32:18,188
We have you on tape dropping it off.
690
00:32:18,271 --> 00:32:21,399
Look, I told you, I was at the
movies with Mavis Jannings,
691
00:32:21,483 --> 00:32:23,110
who left ten minutes into the show
692
00:32:23,163 --> 00:32:24,944
to meet her lover, Bernard Salkin.
693
00:32:25,403 --> 00:32:26,613
Mutual alibis.
694
00:32:26,696 --> 00:32:29,449
Mrs. Schwartz,
did you kill Carol Barbera?
695
00:32:32,202 --> 00:32:34,996
She set up my son with a zombie!
696
00:32:35,080 --> 00:32:35,997
Hold that thought.
697
00:32:36,081 --> 00:32:37,295
[Mrs. Schwartz sobbing]
698
00:32:38,041 --> 00:32:40,585
- [breathing heavily]
- Hey, you okay?
699
00:32:40,668 --> 00:32:42,045
[Dale] Yeah, just...
700
00:32:42,629 --> 00:32:43,630
You know,
701
00:32:44,214 --> 00:32:45,965
carrying a human being
702
00:32:46,049 --> 00:32:49,010
and all of its associated
gestation materials inside me.
703
00:32:49,719 --> 00:32:52,972
Sometimes, it's a bit uncomfortable.
704
00:32:53,807 --> 00:32:56,726
- But it's not a big deal.
- Woman, please. I got you.
705
00:32:57,310 --> 00:32:58,395
Let me take you home.
706
00:32:58,478 --> 00:33:01,194
Maybe, we stop off at the OB on the
way, just to check?
707
00:33:01,195 --> 00:33:02,565
Man,
708
00:33:02,649 --> 00:33:04,526
thank you, but I'm fine,
709
00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:05,860
- and...
- Hey.
710
00:33:05,944 --> 00:33:08,405
- I said I got you.
- I heard.
711
00:33:09,572 --> 00:33:12,992
Sounded kind of dorky both times,
if we're being honest.
712
00:33:15,078 --> 00:33:17,038
- I got you.
- I...
713
00:33:17,247 --> 00:33:18,957
stand corrected.
714
00:33:20,125 --> 00:33:21,126
Extremely dorky.
715
00:33:21,209 --> 00:33:22,544
[laughs]
716
00:33:27,966 --> 00:33:29,759
You wanna hear the rest, or...
717
00:33:30,009 --> 00:33:31,136
Oh...
718
00:33:32,512 --> 00:33:34,347
Go ahead, write it down.
719
00:33:38,517 --> 00:33:40,517
_
720
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:43,897
It's been three days,
they got to be out of brains by now.
721
00:33:43,981 --> 00:33:45,733
When is Major gonna throw his hand in?
722
00:33:45,816 --> 00:33:47,109
Patience, m'boy.
723
00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:49,403
- Any minute now.
- [Candy] Hey!
724
00:33:50,279 --> 00:33:52,032
Have you guys seen these billboards?
725
00:33:52,281 --> 00:33:54,116
Candy, men are talking business.
726
00:33:54,199 --> 00:33:56,452
Sure, I just thought
you'd want to see this first.
727
00:34:01,624 --> 00:34:03,577
I'm no poker player,
but it looks like...
728
00:34:03,579 --> 00:34:04,461
We're screwed.
729
00:34:05,169 --> 00:34:07,399
And UFreightEze will handle
both the supply chain
730
00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:10,132
and shipping, which is,
of course, their specialty.
731
00:34:12,509 --> 00:34:13,886
I'll give you this, Lillywhite.
732
00:34:14,637 --> 00:34:16,055
You got moxie.
733
00:34:16,138 --> 00:34:19,725
But we both know Ty Griss
can't handle this volume of brains.
734
00:34:20,059 --> 00:34:21,138
Well,
735
00:34:21,433 --> 00:34:24,234
he doesn't have your network of
Third World hospitals to plunder,
736
00:34:24,730 --> 00:34:26,774
but he's gone heavily
into Western health care.
737
00:34:27,066 --> 00:34:30,504
And he's including a brain
donor card in every package.
738
00:34:31,275 --> 00:34:33,402
There're millions of customers a day
739
00:34:33,404 --> 00:34:36,282
getting a direct appeal from one
of the world's greatest philanthropists.
740
00:34:38,035 --> 00:34:41,038
And he'll do it all for 90%
of our original deal with Blaine.
741
00:34:41,622 --> 00:34:43,865
So, unless you've got a better offer...
742
00:34:43,867 --> 00:34:44,876
We'll do 80%.
743
00:34:49,838 --> 00:34:51,340
Is that an official offer?
744
00:34:53,342 --> 00:34:54,385
It is.
745
00:34:56,387 --> 00:34:57,513
Hmm.
746
00:35:01,934 --> 00:35:03,143
The billboards stay up.
747
00:35:03,644 --> 00:35:05,479
We need a new face on
the brain business.
748
00:35:06,230 --> 00:35:08,565
I'll let the brain plant know
to expect your next delivery tonight.
749
00:35:10,776 --> 00:35:11,777
That's all.
750
00:35:21,662 --> 00:35:23,914
♪ Gotta know when to walk... ♪
751
00:35:24,109 --> 00:35:28,111
♪ Know when to walk away
And know when to run ♪
752
00:35:28,711 --> 00:35:34,049
♪ You never count your money when
You're sittin' at the table ♪
753
00:35:34,174 --> 00:35:37,511
♪ There'll be time enough for countin' ♪
754
00:35:37,594 --> 00:35:39,012
♪ When the dealing's done ♪
755
00:35:44,476 --> 00:35:46,137
[Don E] What are you doing here?
756
00:35:47,604 --> 00:35:48,772
Better question.
757
00:35:50,023 --> 00:35:52,401
What is nobody else doing here?
758
00:35:53,360 --> 00:35:54,470
We're open, aren't we?
759
00:35:54,903 --> 00:35:56,750
Then why am I pouring my own drinks?
760
00:35:57,614 --> 00:35:59,077
This used to be Tanner's shift.
761
00:35:59,825 --> 00:36:03,370
Business has been under-booming
since your big great profile came out.
762
00:36:03,954 --> 00:36:05,414
We're trying some new ideas.
763
00:36:07,416 --> 00:36:08,834
Which explains that.
764
00:36:13,630 --> 00:36:15,178
I had to do something.
765
00:36:15,299 --> 00:36:17,134
It's our only remaining
source of income.
766
00:36:17,634 --> 00:36:19,888
Speaking of which,
I don't think it's good for business
767
00:36:19,889 --> 00:36:21,722
if people see you hanging around here.
768
00:36:21,847 --> 00:36:23,974
So, maybe you can hang
in the back with the girls,
769
00:36:24,057 --> 00:36:25,350
or in the office,
770
00:36:25,434 --> 00:36:27,875
- or you use the back door...
- You just said "our only"
771
00:36:28,082 --> 00:36:30,209
remaining source of income"?
772
00:36:31,607 --> 00:36:33,597
You mean, besides the brain-smuggling,
773
00:36:33,599 --> 00:36:35,111
which represents the
bulk of our profits?
774
00:36:35,194 --> 00:36:36,562
That I mean.
We're out of the brain biz.
775
00:36:36,564 --> 00:36:37,864
Please tell me you're not serious.
776
00:36:37,946 --> 00:36:39,806
If you can tell me that you
didn't let that reporter
777
00:36:39,808 --> 00:36:41,209
work you like a rented mule.
778
00:36:45,120 --> 00:36:48,165
They got a new supplier,
it's that billionaire UFreightEze guy.
779
00:36:48,957 --> 00:36:51,043
There's billboards all over town.
780
00:36:57,582 --> 00:36:59,297
Why'd you have to keep the mask?
781
00:37:14,274 --> 00:37:16,819
You may be out of the brain biz.
782
00:37:23,367 --> 00:37:24,326
[man moaning]
783
00:37:25,536 --> 00:37:26,703
[woman moaning in pleasure]
784
00:37:26,829 --> 00:37:27,871
[man] Oh, yeah!
785
00:37:33,544 --> 00:37:34,545
Okay.
786
00:37:39,216 --> 00:37:40,425
[man] Oh, yeah!
787
00:37:50,352 --> 00:37:51,645
Wow.
788
00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:57,359
[sighs]
789
00:37:57,442 --> 00:37:58,277
[exclaims]
790
00:37:58,651 --> 00:38:00,194
How'd you get in here? And...
791
00:38:00,819 --> 00:38:02,698
How long have you been standing there?
792
00:38:02,865 --> 00:38:04,199
You left the door unlocked.
793
00:38:04,867 --> 00:38:08,287
I came in around the time
the riding crop came into play.
794
00:38:08,412 --> 00:38:10,414
- Mmm.
- I won't keep you long.
795
00:38:10,706 --> 00:38:12,457
I just need a contract drawn up.
796
00:38:12,833 --> 00:38:13,709
I can't pay you right now,
797
00:38:13,792 --> 00:38:16,169
but I'll make your quo
worth your quid pro.
798
00:38:16,253 --> 00:38:18,005
[Deborah] Counselor Stone.
799
00:38:18,338 --> 00:38:20,549
I need you back in my chambers,
800
00:38:20,841 --> 00:38:23,176
and bring defense Exhibit D...
801
00:38:24,678 --> 00:38:25,721
Oh.
802
00:38:26,096 --> 00:38:27,431
[Brandt] I'll be in in a second,
803
00:38:27,806 --> 00:38:28,765
Your Honor.
804
00:38:28,849 --> 00:38:29,975
[all chuckling]
805
00:38:33,145 --> 00:38:34,438
[Blaine giggling]
806
00:38:35,188 --> 00:38:37,482
You really do go the extra
mile, don't you?
807
00:38:37,900 --> 00:38:39,651
All right, what contract do you need?
808
00:38:49,995 --> 00:38:51,455
[screaming]
809
00:38:52,247 --> 00:38:54,541
Hi! Are you Darcy Bennet?
810
00:38:58,462 --> 00:39:01,048
- I am.
- You got a minute?
811
00:39:02,090 --> 00:39:04,225
Um. Can you run to the dining hall
812
00:39:04,227 --> 00:39:06,012
and steal me a pack of instant ramen?
813
00:39:07,012 --> 00:39:08,639
I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
814
00:39:13,852 --> 00:39:16,188
You're here about
my Freylich brain, I assume.
815
00:39:16,271 --> 00:39:19,149
I take it I'm not the first
interested party to reach out.
816
00:39:19,524 --> 00:39:21,109
So, what's your best offer so far?
817
00:39:21,193 --> 00:39:23,487
One guy promised 50 grand
to my family when I'm gone.
818
00:39:23,570 --> 00:39:24,696
I see.
819
00:39:25,739 --> 00:39:27,282
How does half a million sound?
820
00:39:28,325 --> 00:39:29,576
Cash upfront.
821
00:39:30,118 --> 00:39:32,996
Once my client meets you
and signs off, the money's yours...
822
00:39:33,330 --> 00:39:35,945
in exchange for ownership of
your brain after your tragic,
823
00:39:35,947 --> 00:39:37,251
yet inevitable demise.
824
00:39:45,125 --> 00:39:48,546
Hmm. So, what, you were gonna
keep this all a secret?
825
00:39:49,054 --> 00:39:51,383
The big office, the lieutenant's chair.
826
00:39:51,542 --> 00:39:52,918
Acting Lieutenant.
827
00:39:53,392 --> 00:39:55,435
Just till Dale's back on her feet.
828
00:39:56,228 --> 00:39:57,896
How is the LT mom-to-be?
829
00:39:58,438 --> 00:40:00,899
She's good, baby's good.
830
00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:02,592
But she's on bed rest
831
00:40:02,816 --> 00:40:05,068
for the duration. Just as a precaution.
832
00:40:05,696 --> 00:40:08,699
Well, she can't be too happy about
that, but baby comes first.
833
00:40:09,741 --> 00:40:11,201
Look at you,
834
00:40:11,743 --> 00:40:13,203
right at home.
835
00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,330
Born to be Lieutenant...
836
00:40:18,291 --> 00:40:19,292
Babineaux.
837
00:40:25,716 --> 00:40:27,384
You need anything else, Liv?
838
00:40:27,884 --> 00:40:30,303
Mmm. A raise wouldn't hurt.
839
00:40:30,804 --> 00:40:32,055
No.
840
00:40:32,264 --> 00:40:33,724
- Can I have a gun?
- No.
841
00:40:33,849 --> 00:40:36,393
- Oh, how about a squad car?
- No.
842
00:40:36,476 --> 00:40:38,145
- Diplomatic immunity?
- No.
843
00:40:38,228 --> 00:40:39,229
Can I have...
844
00:40:41,673 --> 00:40:43,133
[rich zombie] Mr. DeBeers.
845
00:40:44,067 --> 00:40:46,403
I didn't expect results so quickly.
846
00:40:47,404 --> 00:40:48,488
However,
847
00:40:49,478 --> 00:40:50,896
this was not our arrangement.
848
00:40:51,052 --> 00:40:54,306
I bought a postmortem brain,
not the pre-mortem human attached to it.
849
00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:56,538
That's why they say
to read the fine print.
850
00:40:57,247 --> 00:41:00,500
You bought a Freylich brain
upon the death of its owner.
851
00:41:01,710 --> 00:41:03,879
I'm sure she'll
kick the bucket any day now.
852
00:41:04,713 --> 00:41:05,714
Or not.
853
00:41:06,131 --> 00:41:08,842
I could consider expediting the process
854
00:41:08,925 --> 00:41:10,968
for a non-nominal fee, or...
855
00:41:11,386 --> 00:41:13,972
I'd be happy to extend
this offer to the next bidder.
856
00:41:20,270 --> 00:41:22,689
Okay. I can wait. It's a deal.
857
00:41:23,774 --> 00:41:24,941
I'll wire the money now.
858
00:41:26,762 --> 00:41:28,221
[Blaine] So, am I a monster?
859
00:41:31,239 --> 00:41:32,657
Maybe I am.
860
00:41:33,116 --> 00:41:35,327
Because sometimes,
they just don't leave me any choice.
861
00:41:46,004 --> 00:41:48,006
[closing theme music playing]
862
00:41:48,007 --> 00:41:50,007
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