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Let's just admit it,
we've all got a little monster in us.
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He's a murderer!
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Excuse me, hon.
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Excuse me.
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Sidecar. Give it some extra kick.
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You got proof of ID?
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Funny.
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Sense of humor. Unique fashion sense.
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Owner, or just work here?
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Kind of both.
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- It's complicated.
- You're employed.
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And yet, despite all that,
let me guess... single?
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- How can you tell?
- It's my job.
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I'm a matchmaker. Some of my handiwork.
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So, which way, boys or girls?
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What?
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What... What...
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So, girls. Okay. Yes, I see.
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I think I have the perfect one for you.
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One what?
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The perfect girl for you.
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Excuse me.
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Mr. Eberhard. This is my
son's wedding reception, and...
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Yeah, just a second. Perfect for me?
How do you even know?
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Intuition. Experience.
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It's my job.
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- If you're interested.
- So...
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So, what, I just call you, and...
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- Mr. Eberhard!
- What?
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It's my son's wedding reception,
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and there are people picketing outside.
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The owner's had some bad
press recently, so...
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That Blaine DeBeers
sounds like a monster.
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Is he a monster?
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Am I a monster?
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Maybe I've crossed a few lines...
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Monster!
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But does that make me a monster?
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You killer!
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Here's the situation.
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Shipments of brains
into Seattle have stopped.
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We have supplies for three days.
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I need you to tell me
the details of your operation,
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so we can get the brains moving again.
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You make these charges disappear
and get me out of here,
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I'll have brain operations
back up in a day.
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'Cause I can't take it.
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The break-room TV is just repeating
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the edited-for-television version
of Snakes on a Plane.
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You're toxic.
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If I let you out,
people will riot in the streets.
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Well, I guess we're all
screwed, monkey fighter.
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You see? Samuel I. Jackson
just doesn't work edited for TV.
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Without monsters,
what would people even talk about?
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The case of Carol Barbera,
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the murdered matchmaker
these two are working on?
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Seen it.
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But, if you insist.
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So, did Major fill you in
on the whole Blaine business?
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Good riddance, I say.
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Living the high life off
the cures he stole from us.
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I say, let him rot.
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What? Don't tell me you don't savor
the idea of Blaine DeBeers
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spending some well-earned time
in an unflattering jumpsuit.
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I can deal with Blaine
living the high life,
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as long as he kept the city
from coming apart.
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So, check it out.
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That red button found at the
scene, not hers.
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Not hers? Interesting.
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No, it's not. We all know the drill.
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You eat the brain, find clues...
blah-blah-blah, case closed.
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But this isn't her story.
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It's mine.
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So, what's it like being
the most hated man in Seattle?
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I don't know.
I haven't talked to A-Rod in a while.
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So, this is all a joke to you?
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Not a very funny one.
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Well, this is a waste of time.
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We'll have a warrant for
his house within 24 hours.
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- Then he'll talk.
- About what?
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My Greene and Greene coffee table?
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Or my Warhol Polaroids?
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How about the mask your journalist
friend took pictures of?
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It's the same one I saw in a vision.
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I know you killed the mayor.
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Aren't you a little...
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fertilized to be having visions?
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Shut up. Don't speak.
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You know the drill,
lawyer's here, you're out.
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Great talk, gang.
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We all learned something.
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Okay. Fun fact.
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No one in the history
of the criminal justice system
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has ever gotten off as a result
of a witticism or zinger.
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Don't speak.
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I've reviewed your case.
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And from a legal angle,
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I've seen worse.
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From a PR angle, I haven't.
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I'm gonna need to do some fancy
filing to see if I can swing bail.
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In the meantime, what do you do?
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- Speak?
- Don't speak.
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I do have to get a message
to an associate, though.
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Oh. Well, let me check.
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I'm pretty sure it's legal.
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No, I meant your retainer.
Did the check clear?
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Yeah, you can tell me.
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"Three hundred and sixty-five
degrees." That's the message?
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You sure he's gonna get it?
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Oh, yeah.
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My guy is as sharp as a tack.
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Look, I don't know what
you're talking about, I just work here.
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You're Blaine's right-hand man.
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I have a hard time believing
you don't know how his system works.
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I just do what he says.
It's brain's Blaines, man.
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Or... You know what I mean.
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Look, I'd love to help, but...
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Okay, look...
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I'm gonna leave this contract for you.
Same deal we had with Blaine.
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It's a good deal.
And a chance to step up, be a hero.
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Well, I'll have to ask Blaine,
because it's Blaine's...
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Brains? Yeah, got it.
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Gentlemen.
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Let's make a deal.
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Stacey Boss.
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Stacey Boss.
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Thought you were dead.
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I was close.
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You have no idea how hot
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a Bangladeshi summer is
in a three-piece suit.
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You've been hiding in Bangladesh?
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"Hiding"?
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Working.
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Bangladesh, Sudan, Ukraine.
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Anywhere there's brains, I've been.
That's how it works.
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I procure, Don E distributes,
Blaine does jack.
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I'd be willing to solve your
little problem, right here and now.
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We cut Blaine out.
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Don E and I handle the brains ourselves.
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Everybody's happy, except Blaine.
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The catch being?
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A slight cost adjustment.
Say, double what you're paying Blaine?
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We don't have the budget.
I can't agree to that.
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I get it. Budgets are stubborn things,
but let me just say this.
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When zombies start tearing
humans limb from limb,
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my price is not likely
to have come down.
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Taken under advisement.
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So, what'd you think?
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I think I wish you'd told me
about all this in advance.
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Sorry, but the pitch demanded
a dramatic entrance.
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Are you in?
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I don't know, cutting Blaine out...
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You do all the work and reap no reward.
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If the roles were reversed,
would Blaine be as loyal to you?
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But I don't know if Major's bluffing.
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I mean, Blaine had a good deal.
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- If they don't have budget...
- You play poker, Don E?
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- Not really.
- We got a winning hand.
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When you've got a winning
hand, you don't fold.
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No! No, we're not gonna take it anymore!
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We're outraged!
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Fun crowd outside.
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Next time, use the back entrance.
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There shouldn't be a next time.
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I'm here on behalf of my
client, Blaine DeBeers.
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Tanner, where have you been?
Where's the booze?
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I can't run a bar with just
vermouth and this melon crap.
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He wouldn't let me take it.
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He says his payment didn't go through.
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What? Why didn't you just
use the business card?
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I tried. None of them worked.
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Get on the phone, call the bank...
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Don't bother. I've seen this before.
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They've frozen Blaine's assets.
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So, let me just give you this.
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"Three hundred and sixty-five degrees."
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What?
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Three hundred and sixty-five degrees.
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I hope it means something to you,
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because he just used up his retainer.
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Oh!
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- Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
- Yeah?
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Okay, I got it.
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- Got it?
- Yeah.
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Don E.
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We need to ask you some questions
about the death of a Mrs. Carol Barbera.
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Hey, free advice. Don't speak.
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Murdered. The matchmaker,
she was murdered.
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Can you believe it?
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She's trying to make people happy,
ends up thrown off a balcony.
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Did you meet Mrs. Barbera?
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I poured her a drink.
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She told me that she
had my perfect match.
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You're in her brain!
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Please tell me you remember the name.
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When she told me, I dropped the glass.
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Come on, have a vision.
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Nothing?
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Come on!
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Was there anything else
you noticed that night?
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She did have an argument with Candy.
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At one point. She's in the back.
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I'd knock first.
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I understand, General. But...
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the situation here is truly dire.
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I can't state it any more bluntly.
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We'll be out of brains in 48 hours.
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After that,
zombies might turn on the living.
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Some might try to scale the wall.
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I know that you think
this is our problem,
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but it could end up
being all of our problem.
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Thank you, uh, Major.
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We'll discuss it
and get back to you later.
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Or sooner, if you can.
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I don't see why they haven't just
taken care of these things already.
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Maybe 'cause it's not
that easy to go next door
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and murder your neighbor.
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And we're talking about the lives
of thousands of innocent humans.
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Hostages.
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We do still have brain stockpiled
from before we cut 'em off.
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General Mills, that sounds
surprisingly temperate.
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I believe "nuke 'em all"
was your previous position.
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It's just... I figure, it could
buy us some time.
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I mean, I hear there's
progress on the CDC end.
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All right, so, Glenn is
now willing to buy some time.
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All right, moving on. Next item.
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I have good news and bad news.
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Ah, good news.
I could use some good news.
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I'll start with the bad news.
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Your assets are frozen.
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You're unable to pay my fee.
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Come on, man.
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You know I'm good for it.
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I don't.
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The good news is,
I have an in with your judge, so,
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if I play ball and I go the extra mile,
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I think I can get you off
this whole thing.
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If you're able to pay my retainer.
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Okay.
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I guess I gotta make some calls.
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You made your call.
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But I can call whomever you'd like.
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Money? What money?
I don't have any money.
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Do you know how much I make?
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Tell him I do know,
258
00:11:47,289 --> 00:11:50,126
I was obviously talking about
the club account rainy day fund.
259
00:11:50,292 --> 00:11:51,752
He means the rainy day fund.
260
00:11:51,919 --> 00:11:53,462
Yeah, it's on fumes.
261
00:11:53,838 --> 00:11:56,090
All right? We don't have any customers.
262
00:11:57,299 --> 00:11:59,718
Our vendors are demanding cash upfront.
263
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:04,265
Tell him there's a red bag behind
the panel under the Hefeweizen tap.
264
00:12:04,432 --> 00:12:06,517
There's a bag under the Hefeweizen tap.
265
00:12:06,809 --> 00:12:08,227
Should be 50 grand in there.
266
00:12:08,436 --> 00:12:10,646
My client says there's
50 grand in there.
267
00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,185
There's 40 grand.
268
00:12:20,739 --> 00:12:21,774
Don E...
269
00:12:22,908 --> 00:12:24,869
Could you loan me $10,000?
270
00:12:25,327 --> 00:12:27,163
- He wants you to loan him...
- $10,000?
271
00:12:27,288 --> 00:12:29,623
Blaine, man,
I'm not exactly rolling in dough.
272
00:12:31,292 --> 00:12:33,544
Damn it, Don E! Just give me the money.
273
00:12:34,753 --> 00:12:36,297
He just wants you to get him the money.
274
00:12:41,218 --> 00:12:42,553
Okay, fine. I'll get it.
275
00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,848
Okay. What the hell is this?
276
00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:49,218
Oh, no.
277
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,312
My beautiful, beautiful home.
278
00:12:51,520 --> 00:12:53,898
So, we'll just be adding
"destroying evidence" to the charges?
279
00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:55,274
And why is that?
280
00:12:55,691 --> 00:12:57,359
I'm the most hated man in Seattle.
281
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,366
Why wouldn't my house get torched?
282
00:13:04,833 --> 00:13:06,833
_
283
00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:10,956
You tweeted "Seattle has two days
until brain supplies run out."
284
00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,917
How do you back up your claim?
285
00:13:14,168 --> 00:13:18,422
The blue-collar workers in that plant
are my friends and neighbors.
286
00:13:19,298 --> 00:13:21,842
And they told me, "No more brains."
287
00:13:22,343 --> 00:13:25,596
Officials at the plant
did not respond for comment.
288
00:13:26,514 --> 00:13:27,548
Back to you.
289
00:13:28,140 --> 00:13:30,976
So, Commander, the joint chiefs
called while you were out.
290
00:13:31,477 --> 00:13:32,511
Finally.
291
00:13:32,520 --> 00:13:34,063
Alan, let's call back the joint chiefs.
292
00:13:34,188 --> 00:13:36,482
Actually, sir, they, uh, left a message.
293
00:13:36,690 --> 00:13:39,805
Basically, since it's the official
position of the US government that...
294
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:42,947
Fillmore Graves is a
terrorist operation,
295
00:13:43,197 --> 00:13:44,823
- they do not...
- So, no?
296
00:13:45,199 --> 00:13:46,408
Yes. No.
297
00:13:48,786 --> 00:13:50,120
Many left are wondering if...
298
00:13:50,204 --> 00:13:51,238
Oh, and, uh...
299
00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:54,416
Looks like Blaine DeBeers made bail.
300
00:13:58,837 --> 00:14:02,299
The house's in my ex-stepdad's name,
so no one'll trace you here.
301
00:14:02,633 --> 00:14:04,287
You can hang as long as you want.
302
00:14:05,344 --> 00:14:06,679
Which will be zero minutes.
303
00:14:07,555 --> 00:14:08,806
This makes me miss jail.
304
00:14:09,306 --> 00:14:12,017
Oh, come on, it's not that bad.
305
00:14:12,101 --> 00:14:13,519
It's private.
306
00:14:14,061 --> 00:14:16,063
You got the TV.
307
00:14:16,397 --> 00:14:18,148
The couch.
308
00:14:20,693 --> 00:14:22,444
I spent some pretty
good times down here.
309
00:14:22,528 --> 00:14:23,779
I'm sure you did.
310
00:14:24,613 --> 00:14:25,826
Right where you are now,
311
00:14:26,073 --> 00:14:28,367
me and Pam Hagler watched
the One Tree Hill premiere.
312
00:14:29,910 --> 00:14:32,079
- And I lost my...
- If you continue,
313
00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:34,832
the scream I utter
will shatter the universe.
314
00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:38,586
Okay, fine.
I'm going to The Scratching Post.
315
00:14:44,300 --> 00:14:46,719
I am on a yacht to Ibiza.
316
00:14:48,929 --> 00:14:50,806
Blake Lively is hitching a ride.
317
00:14:52,182 --> 00:14:54,685
We're sharing a nice crisp Grüner.
318
00:14:58,564 --> 00:15:00,316
You must be Don's friend.
319
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:14,830
All right, so, give her the rundown.
320
00:15:15,164 --> 00:15:16,790
And just keep in mind,
if she doesn't pass,
321
00:15:17,374 --> 00:15:19,084
your boyfriend washes up in the lake.
322
00:15:19,919 --> 00:15:21,045
Okay.
323
00:15:22,129 --> 00:15:25,507
So, they're toughest
with stuff they can double check.
324
00:15:25,674 --> 00:15:26,800
Names. Dates.
325
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:30,095
Addresses. Stuff like that.
326
00:15:30,179 --> 00:15:32,723
- You'll need to have that down pat.
- It's down.
327
00:15:33,557 --> 00:15:34,850
That it? Just questions?
328
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:38,228
If you pass the interview,
they'll say you're in,
329
00:15:38,312 --> 00:15:39,605
then do a group toast.
330
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:43,150
But the shot they give you
is laced with ghost pepper.
331
00:15:44,318 --> 00:15:46,403
You'll need to react
to prove you're human.
332
00:15:49,031 --> 00:15:50,065
That it?
333
00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,575
Yeah. That's it.
334
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,038
I appreciate the warning,
Commander Lillywhite,
335
00:15:56,121 --> 00:15:58,415
but I really don't need
protective custody.
336
00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,212
Yes, I'm aware what
kind of man Blaine is.
337
00:16:03,420 --> 00:16:05,381
Yeah. I'll be fine, thank you. Bye-bye.
338
00:16:09,301 --> 00:16:10,783
My ears were burning right up.
339
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:14,056
What do you want?
340
00:16:15,933 --> 00:16:17,184
What do I want?
341
00:16:17,851 --> 00:16:19,853
You always did cut right to the
chase, didn't you?
342
00:16:20,688 --> 00:16:21,647
Okay.
343
00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:23,357
I wanna scare you.
344
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:28,028
Yeah, I've killed people,
your story was correct.
345
00:16:28,445 --> 00:16:30,154
Hell, I'm probably gonna kill you, too.
346
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:31,732
Not now...
347
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,217
but soon.
348
00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,315
I just wanted you to know,
349
00:16:36,368 --> 00:16:39,082
so you could spend whatever
time you do have left
350
00:16:39,373 --> 00:16:42,459
in fear, knowing it's coming.
351
00:16:44,795 --> 00:16:46,213
You really pissed me off.
352
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,258
'Cause I showed people
who you really are.
353
00:16:50,134 --> 00:16:51,449
Yeah, it was gonna happen.
354
00:16:52,094 --> 00:16:53,668
Did you really think this whole
355
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:55,515
charming-rascal act would work forever?
356
00:16:56,341 --> 00:16:57,349
It worked on you.
357
00:16:57,433 --> 00:16:59,309
It worked on me? No.
358
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:01,520
I worked on you, dummy.
359
00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,358
You sad daddy's boys are all the same.
360
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,043
You're so gullible.
361
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:09,862
- You don't know me.
- Sure I do.
362
00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,282
You're another two-bit homicidal thug
363
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:14,825
who thinks he's unique
364
00:17:14,908 --> 00:17:17,369
because, deep down,
you're special and you're different,
365
00:17:17,453 --> 00:17:19,038
and you deserve admiration.
366
00:17:19,705 --> 00:17:21,832
Like, from Peyton Charles.
367
00:17:22,499 --> 00:17:24,001
The great love of your life.
368
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:26,170
You know what she called you?
369
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:27,844
Her greatest embarrassment.
370
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,717
You are a goon, Blaine. That's all.
371
00:17:31,842 --> 00:17:33,886
Just an average, run-of-the-mill...
372
00:17:44,938 --> 00:17:46,523
I can see the headline now.
373
00:17:46,857 --> 00:17:48,692
"Child-killer shot dead."
374
00:17:49,485 --> 00:17:51,070
They would throw me a parade.
375
00:17:57,951 --> 00:17:59,328
You can show yourself out.
376
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:08,629
Okay, hold it right there.
377
00:18:10,130 --> 00:18:11,799
Really gotta work on that, Don E.
378
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,801
You were holding a gun right at me
and I wasn't scared at all.
379
00:18:14,009 --> 00:18:15,219
What're you doing here?
380
00:18:16,053 --> 00:18:18,680
Trying to solve my liquidity crisis.
381
00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:22,643
I need that list of bidders
from our zombie-cure auction,
382
00:18:22,726 --> 00:18:24,186
as we still got a few cures left.
383
00:18:25,395 --> 00:18:27,272
Okay, now we're talking.
384
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,858
By the way, have you seen
Lieutenant Bozzio lately?
385
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:32,736
Yeah, I do my best to steer clear,
she scares me a little.
386
00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,155
Yeah, well, she's pregnant.
387
00:18:35,489 --> 00:18:37,282
- Did you know that?
- How does a zombie end up pregnant?
388
00:18:37,533 --> 00:18:40,285
I assume in the normal way,
just not as a zombie.
389
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:44,039
I read this article about this kid
who died of some rare brain disease,
390
00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:46,919
which made her brain a zombie cure,
391
00:18:46,921 --> 00:18:48,280
and it got me thinking that...
392
00:18:48,794 --> 00:18:51,130
Whoa! Found it. Okay.
393
00:18:51,797 --> 00:18:53,972
We need to contact
all the runner-up bids
394
00:18:53,974 --> 00:18:56,302
and we should be flush again by lunch.
395
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,679
Whew!
396
00:18:59,346 --> 00:19:00,879
You get the stuff from the safe?
397
00:19:00,895 --> 00:19:01,930
Tanner took care of it.
398
00:19:01,932 --> 00:19:03,725
Tanner! Bring in the
stuff from the house.
399
00:19:03,934 --> 00:19:05,477
Ah, you sent Tanner?
400
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:08,856
I was being tailed, it wasn't safe.
401
00:19:09,022 --> 00:19:10,732
Tanner is capable.
402
00:19:10,941 --> 00:19:12,234
Here it is.
403
00:19:12,484 --> 00:19:15,404
Cleaned out the safe just
like you said. Cash, IDs.
404
00:19:15,410 --> 00:19:16,444
Just give me the bag.
405
00:19:16,446 --> 00:19:18,782
Sorry if some of the pages
are wrinkled and stuff.
406
00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:30,502
Where are my cures, Tanner?
407
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:34,882
Four syringes, in a Ziploc bag.
408
00:19:35,549 --> 00:19:39,761
Oh. So, I'm going back over the
bridge, cops pulled me over.
409
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,014
I got two strikes,
I can't get caught with drugs.
410
00:19:42,139 --> 00:19:43,265
So, I ditched 'em.
411
00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:45,934
You... You "ditched" them?
412
00:19:46,185 --> 00:19:47,686
I tossed them off the bridge.
413
00:19:48,437 --> 00:19:50,314
Don't worry, they won't find 'em.
414
00:20:01,575 --> 00:20:03,493
Strike three, monkey fighter.
415
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:13,587
You were supposed to handle this.
416
00:20:13,754 --> 00:20:15,839
So, you take care of that.
417
00:20:16,878 --> 00:20:18,329
You did this, Don E!
418
00:20:20,177 --> 00:20:21,178
You did.
419
00:20:29,964 --> 00:20:32,144
_
420
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:36,735
Of all the things I've missed
about the First World,
421
00:20:37,903 --> 00:20:39,905
high-quality bourbon isn't the least.
422
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:43,116
We're still considered the First World?
423
00:20:45,118 --> 00:20:46,453
You raise a good point.
424
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,538
But, hey, at least our
hand remains strong.
425
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:50,749
With that crazy fish lady
stirring the pot,
426
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,835
it's just a matter of time
before Fillmore Graves folds.
427
00:20:54,711 --> 00:20:56,630
- So, I wanted...
- Get your feet off my desk.
428
00:21:05,389 --> 00:21:07,224
You gonna tell me
whose blood that is on your shirt?
429
00:21:08,225 --> 00:21:09,685
Just a friend.
430
00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:17,567
Oh, man, what I wouldn't give
to go back to the old days.
431
00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,111
Yeah.
432
00:21:19,194 --> 00:21:20,737
When cops were cheap
433
00:21:20,821 --> 00:21:22,447
and the racketeerin' was easy.
434
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,951
And the Utopium wasn't cut down
to basically pancake mix.
435
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,162
The stuff Beanpole Bob made?
436
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,791
The Da Vinci of the drug trade.
437
00:21:32,874 --> 00:21:35,752
Beanpole Bob.
438
00:21:36,545 --> 00:21:39,172
I forgot about that guy.
439
00:21:39,715 --> 00:21:41,550
Whatever happened to that weirdo?
440
00:21:41,633 --> 00:21:43,552
Oh, the usual story.
441
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,095
Got into his own supply,
442
00:21:45,178 --> 00:21:46,346
fried his brain.
443
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:52,686
Hey, kid.
444
00:21:54,813 --> 00:21:57,065
I respect your loyalty to Blaine,
445
00:21:57,149 --> 00:21:59,693
but there is serious
money on the table here
446
00:21:59,776 --> 00:22:01,111
- and if we...
- Screw Blaine.
447
00:22:04,114 --> 00:22:05,157
I'm in.
448
00:22:18,337 --> 00:22:19,588
U-dub Law.
449
00:22:19,671 --> 00:22:21,214
So, where did you live then?
450
00:22:21,298 --> 00:22:23,050
Studio in Eastlake, off Edgar.
451
00:22:23,133 --> 00:22:26,178
Stayed when I started as
a public defender, 'cause I made zilch.
452
00:22:26,261 --> 00:22:28,805
You do realize you'd be
putting your life at risk
453
00:22:28,889 --> 00:22:31,266
to break the law if
you joined our cause.
454
00:22:31,349 --> 00:22:32,384
I get that.
455
00:22:32,726 --> 00:22:34,186
I mean, I love the law,
456
00:22:34,269 --> 00:22:37,189
but I just wanted to make
a real difference in something bigger.
457
00:22:37,272 --> 00:22:39,149
Graham says you met in high school?
458
00:22:39,399 --> 00:22:41,860
Uh, no. No, we met at his school.
459
00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:43,278
I volunteer there.
460
00:22:43,883 --> 00:22:44,967
I love kids.
461
00:22:48,033 --> 00:22:49,826
You want kids of your own someday?
462
00:22:50,869 --> 00:22:53,163
Uh, yeah. I guess, yeah. Someday.
463
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:55,457
I sensed that.
464
00:22:55,540 --> 00:22:57,751
Anyone in your life now?
465
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,379
Uh, no, not at the moment.
466
00:23:01,463 --> 00:23:03,757
Because you're "focused" on your career?
467
00:23:03,840 --> 00:23:06,218
No, that's just what you tell people
468
00:23:06,301 --> 00:23:07,844
because you don't want to settle.
469
00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,387
You have standards.
470
00:23:09,596 --> 00:23:12,349
Don't worry, we will help you find
someone who meets them.
471
00:23:12,432 --> 00:23:15,060
Should we maybe focus less
on her love life and more on,
472
00:23:15,185 --> 00:23:17,771
say, her qualifications as a coyote?
473
00:23:17,854 --> 00:23:18,939
Are they exclusive?
474
00:23:19,064 --> 00:23:22,275
Little-known fact,
urban coyotes mate for life.
475
00:23:22,818 --> 00:23:24,569
So might this guy, thanks to me.
476
00:23:26,196 --> 00:23:28,156
Oh, you are not taking credit
for me and Peyton.
477
00:23:28,323 --> 00:23:30,075
You tried to keep us apart.
478
00:23:30,158 --> 00:23:32,702
So that you'd have to
fight to be together.
479
00:23:33,495 --> 00:23:34,871
All part of my plan.
480
00:23:34,955 --> 00:23:36,748
So, um...
481
00:23:37,958 --> 00:23:39,167
Is the interview over?
482
00:23:40,752 --> 00:23:42,420
Did she pass or what?
483
00:23:48,718 --> 00:23:50,929
With flying colors.
484
00:23:51,012 --> 00:23:52,556
Let's make it official.
485
00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:55,725
We call this a "coyote baptism."
486
00:23:55,809 --> 00:23:57,144
Oh, my.
487
00:24:04,401 --> 00:24:06,361
Hey, what's this hospitality?
488
00:24:07,237 --> 00:24:09,030
The doctor needs his
medicine, too, yeah?
489
00:24:09,155 --> 00:24:10,740
We only have four glasses, so...
490
00:24:13,577 --> 00:24:17,581
I think it's best you steer clear
of the hard stuff, Doctor.
491
00:24:17,664 --> 00:24:18,665
Thanks, Mum,
492
00:24:18,748 --> 00:24:21,334
but I can handle the hard stuff
better than you Yankee lot.
493
00:24:23,753 --> 00:24:25,005
If you say so.
494
00:24:25,589 --> 00:24:26,715
To Riley!
495
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:39,019
And now you've passed.
Just had to be sure.
496
00:24:43,773 --> 00:24:44,816
Help.
497
00:24:46,776 --> 00:24:50,864
Brain distribution issues with our new
supplier are being resolved as we speak.
498
00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:52,324
Until we're back up to full speed,
499
00:24:52,449 --> 00:24:54,826
we ask that you do ration
the brain tubes you have.
500
00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,912
Lillywhite's assurances come amid
501
00:24:56,995 --> 00:25:00,332
ongoing concerns about
Seattle's brain supply.
502
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:02,542
CHICS leader Dolly Durkins
503
00:25:02,626 --> 00:25:04,878
stood by her own claims.
504
00:25:04,961 --> 00:25:06,296
They're running out,
505
00:25:06,838 --> 00:25:09,049
and when they run dry,
506
00:25:09,382 --> 00:25:11,259
the zombies are going to come after us.
507
00:25:11,384 --> 00:25:15,305
Surplus stores and gun retailers
are reporting record sales,
508
00:25:15,388 --> 00:25:19,476
and police reports of
robbed graves have skyrocketed...
509
00:25:19,768 --> 00:25:22,812
Looks like the alarmist view
is carrying the day so far.
510
00:25:23,647 --> 00:25:25,982
Things'll calm down once
we get the brains flowing again.
511
00:25:26,733 --> 00:25:28,318
Yeah, speaking of.
512
00:25:28,401 --> 00:25:30,904
Transcript from our bug
in The Scratching Post.
513
00:25:31,029 --> 00:25:32,155
Boss and Don E
514
00:25:32,239 --> 00:25:34,324
have cut DeBeers out of the operation.
515
00:25:34,407 --> 00:25:36,493
Has Seattle finally reached the end
516
00:25:36,576 --> 00:25:39,329
of its tenuous zombie-human peace?
517
00:25:44,668 --> 00:25:45,877
Hello, kiddo.
518
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:50,840
Uncle Stacey!
519
00:25:51,925 --> 00:25:54,094
- I didn't know you were in town.
- Oh.
520
00:25:55,804 --> 00:25:57,305
And I come bearing gifts.
521
00:25:57,889 --> 00:26:00,016
The brain of Tibetan monk,
522
00:26:00,100 --> 00:26:02,018
said to have reached nirvana.
523
00:26:02,102 --> 00:26:04,771
But a humble token of my gratitude
524
00:26:04,854 --> 00:26:06,147
for clearing Blaine off the board.
525
00:26:06,231 --> 00:26:09,192
Please, it was my pleasure
to eviscerate the douchebag.
526
00:26:09,734 --> 00:26:10,855
Is the plan going okay?
527
00:26:11,069 --> 00:26:13,238
Flawlessly.
Fillmore Graves is about to fold.
528
00:26:13,321 --> 00:26:15,573
I sign a contract,
resume the brain-flow,
529
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:17,346
all that's left is us
counting our money.
530
00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,496
Hi, can I help...
531
00:26:21,746 --> 00:26:23,415
- You?
- Hi.
532
00:26:23,873 --> 00:26:25,208
Cute shirt.
533
00:26:25,292 --> 00:26:26,835
Does it say on the
back what zombies get,
534
00:26:26,918 --> 00:26:28,378
or is it the same "dead fish" idea?
535
00:26:28,461 --> 00:26:29,879
We don't serve your kind here.
536
00:26:30,588 --> 00:26:33,133
Oh. But if I have to shut
you down for discrimination,
537
00:26:33,216 --> 00:26:35,927
you won't get to do any more
of those fun little TV interviews.
538
00:26:45,687 --> 00:26:46,730
$9.50.
539
00:26:48,481 --> 00:26:49,858
Excellent service.
540
00:26:49,941 --> 00:26:51,818
Ah. Keep the change.
541
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,449
All good, boys,
they do serve zombies here.
542
00:26:57,657 --> 00:26:58,867
Anyone hungry?
543
00:27:04,039 --> 00:27:05,040
Mmm.
544
00:27:11,379 --> 00:27:14,591
You think you and your jackbooted thugs
can obstruct my business?
545
00:27:15,008 --> 00:27:17,886
You brain-eating, undead abominations...
546
00:27:17,969 --> 00:27:19,095
Jeez, Mom.
547
00:27:19,971 --> 00:27:21,014
Just chill out.
548
00:27:21,890 --> 00:27:25,185
You gave up the right to call me that
when you became one of them.
549
00:27:29,064 --> 00:27:30,899
You've been holding out on me, Murphy.
550
00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:33,943
Dolly Durkins is your mother?
551
00:27:34,402 --> 00:27:35,612
Not anymore, I guess.
552
00:27:36,738 --> 00:27:39,032
- Wow.
- If I may speak freely, sir...
553
00:27:39,824 --> 00:27:41,326
don't underestimate her.
554
00:27:41,576 --> 00:27:43,453
She really hates zombies.
555
00:27:53,231 --> 00:27:55,168
_
556
00:27:55,507 --> 00:27:56,883
Are you mad?
557
00:27:57,592 --> 00:27:59,803
Major's got a bit much
on his plate for you to set him up
558
00:27:59,886 --> 00:28:01,846
on a blind date,
and you barely know Riley.
559
00:28:01,930 --> 00:28:03,390
I know she's perfect for him.
560
00:28:03,473 --> 00:28:06,434
Smart, compassionate,
wants to make the world better.
561
00:28:06,518 --> 00:28:08,269
Loves children, and,
562
00:28:08,353 --> 00:28:10,772
let's be honest,
she not too tough on the eyes.
563
00:28:11,731 --> 00:28:13,525
She does sound perfect.
564
00:28:13,608 --> 00:28:15,860
If only there were
a zombie version of her.
565
00:28:15,944 --> 00:28:18,613
Ugh, I know. But let's not forget,
566
00:28:18,738 --> 00:28:20,448
Major has a proven willingness
567
00:28:20,573 --> 00:28:22,283
to go without sex for love.
568
00:28:22,951 --> 00:28:24,160
I have a willingness to do what?
569
00:28:24,244 --> 00:28:25,245
Oh, Major.
570
00:28:25,370 --> 00:28:27,580
Do you want to meet a new
friend of mine? She's a lawyer.
571
00:28:27,914 --> 00:28:29,249
- Matchmaker brain?
- Yep.
572
00:28:29,332 --> 00:28:31,543
Nailed it. This is addressed to you.
573
00:28:31,626 --> 00:28:33,002
- Ooh.
- I have a picture of her.
574
00:28:33,086 --> 00:28:34,963
Liv, I appreciate the thought,
575
00:28:35,088 --> 00:28:37,298
but unless this girl can get
a massive quantity of brains
576
00:28:37,382 --> 00:28:39,259
into the city overnight,
I think I'll pass.
577
00:28:39,342 --> 00:28:41,803
I'd put a ring on it,
if she had some tainted Utopium.
578
00:28:41,886 --> 00:28:42,887
Peyton would understand.
579
00:28:42,971 --> 00:28:45,014
That reminds me,
does the name "Beanpole Bob"
580
00:28:45,098 --> 00:28:46,344
mean anything to you?
581
00:28:47,338 --> 00:28:48,351
No, why?
582
00:28:48,435 --> 00:28:50,061
Name came up in an intel file.
583
00:28:50,186 --> 00:28:52,313
The Da Vinci of Utopium, apparently.
584
00:28:52,397 --> 00:28:54,899
Uh, I can ask Clive.
585
00:28:54,983 --> 00:28:57,944
See if he knows a Beanpole
from his Vice days.
586
00:29:03,074 --> 00:29:04,451
Night-vision goggles?
587
00:29:06,953 --> 00:29:08,455
Because the CDC couldn't find
588
00:29:08,538 --> 00:29:10,832
any trace of tainted
Utopium in the vial I sent,
589
00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:12,584
I had the idea
590
00:29:12,667 --> 00:29:15,044
to sneak into Blaine's mansion
and steal back my cure,
591
00:29:15,128 --> 00:29:17,338
with the assistance
of a cat-burglar brain
592
00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:19,132
and a pair of...
593
00:29:19,549 --> 00:29:21,050
Night-vision goggles.
594
00:29:21,551 --> 00:29:23,887
You know I command
a paramilitary force, right?
595
00:29:24,012 --> 00:29:25,555
I could have gotten you those for free.
596
00:29:27,932 --> 00:29:29,058
They're only 800 bucks.
597
00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:33,271
And with UFreightEze Select membership,
598
00:29:33,354 --> 00:29:36,858
you can get literally anything
delivered to your doorstep
599
00:29:37,192 --> 00:29:38,735
in under 24 hours.
600
00:29:46,326 --> 00:29:48,870
I want to help this city
in any way I can, Mr. Lillywhite,
601
00:29:48,953 --> 00:29:50,997
but this sounds like
it's beyond even me.
602
00:29:51,122 --> 00:29:53,166
It might sound like
it, Mr. Griss, but...
603
00:29:53,833 --> 00:29:55,877
See, we've disassociated
with Blaine DeBeers,
604
00:29:56,002 --> 00:29:59,047
and our alternate
brain supplier is too difficult.
605
00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,174
I get it. You need a supplier.
606
00:30:01,257 --> 00:30:02,926
But here's the problem as I see it.
607
00:30:03,134 --> 00:30:05,220
I have no clue how to
get thousands of brains.
608
00:30:05,804 --> 00:30:07,764
We'll get you a TV in a day,
609
00:30:07,847 --> 00:30:10,225
but our deliveries have
the advantage of being legal.
610
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:14,187
I'm not a smuggler.
I wouldn't know where to begin.
611
00:30:14,938 --> 00:30:16,940
What if I told you,
none of that mattered?
612
00:30:27,325 --> 00:30:29,536
Whoo! This place is deader than we are.
613
00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,399
Can I give the girls the night off?
614
00:30:31,746 --> 00:30:34,707
See, that's the problem with
your generation, there's no work ethic.
615
00:30:34,791 --> 00:30:36,417
How old are you, exactly?
616
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:38,753
Old enough to know
there's always a market in vice.
617
00:30:38,837 --> 00:30:41,631
We just need a fresh start.
618
00:30:42,006 --> 00:30:43,550
We need a makeover.
619
00:30:46,594 --> 00:30:48,847
You know what my idea
for a zombie brothel name would be?
620
00:30:48,972 --> 00:30:50,056
Hmm?
621
00:30:50,139 --> 00:30:51,224
Coldcocks.
622
00:30:52,475 --> 00:30:53,935
Why, because of all the fights?
623
00:30:54,018 --> 00:30:55,186
What?
624
00:30:56,020 --> 00:30:59,482
Oh, great. Look, I told you what I know,
625
00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:01,996
and if you're not here to
tell me my dream girl's name,
626
00:31:01,998 --> 00:31:03,078
then who cares?
627
00:31:03,140 --> 00:31:05,433
Actually, we need to talk to her.
628
00:31:05,697 --> 00:31:07,991
- Um, yeah.
- What about me?
629
00:31:11,452 --> 00:31:12,537
Ha!
630
00:31:12,620 --> 00:31:14,163
There you go.
631
00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,791
- What'd you see?
- It was the skull.
632
00:31:17,667 --> 00:31:20,086
I saw a tattoo.
A small, tasteful skull, right here.
633
00:31:20,169 --> 00:31:21,212
Tattoos. I love tattoos.
634
00:31:21,296 --> 00:31:23,089
Wait, what about a name?
Did you see her name?
635
00:31:24,007 --> 00:31:25,967
That's it. Now...
636
00:31:33,975 --> 00:31:35,310
She's got a tattoo.
637
00:31:36,470 --> 00:31:38,681
You recognize this coat, Mrs. Schwartz?
638
00:31:38,724 --> 00:31:39,800
No, I don't.
639
00:31:39,884 --> 00:31:42,775
Caring Light has cameras
at their drop-off centers.
640
00:31:42,859 --> 00:31:44,736
We have you on tape dropping it off.
641
00:31:44,819 --> 00:31:47,947
Look, I told you, I was at the
movies with Mavis Jannings,
642
00:31:48,031 --> 00:31:49,866
who left ten minutes into the show
643
00:31:49,949 --> 00:31:51,492
to meet her lover, Bernard Salkin.
644
00:31:51,951 --> 00:31:53,161
Mutual alibis.
645
00:31:53,244 --> 00:31:55,997
Mrs. Schwartz,
did you kill Carol Barbera?
646
00:31:58,750 --> 00:32:01,544
She set up my son with a zombie!
647
00:32:01,628 --> 00:32:02,645
Hold that thought.
648
00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:07,133
Hey, you okay?
649
00:32:07,216 --> 00:32:08,593
Yeah, just...
650
00:32:09,177 --> 00:32:10,178
You know,
651
00:32:10,762 --> 00:32:12,513
carrying a human being
652
00:32:12,597 --> 00:32:15,558
and all of its associated
gestation materials inside me.
653
00:32:16,267 --> 00:32:19,520
Sometimes, it's a bit uncomfortable.
654
00:32:20,355 --> 00:32:23,274
- But it's not a big deal.
- Woman, please. I got you.
655
00:32:23,858 --> 00:32:24,943
Let me take you home.
656
00:32:25,026 --> 00:32:27,862
Maybe, we stop off at the OB on the
way, just to check?
657
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:29,113
Man,
658
00:32:29,197 --> 00:32:31,074
thank you, but I'm fine,
659
00:32:31,157 --> 00:32:32,408
- and...
- Hey.
660
00:32:32,492 --> 00:32:34,953
- I said I got you.
- I heard.
661
00:32:36,120 --> 00:32:39,540
Sounded kind of dorky both times,
if we're being honest.
662
00:32:41,626 --> 00:32:43,586
- I got you.
- I...
663
00:32:43,795 --> 00:32:45,505
stand corrected.
664
00:32:46,673 --> 00:32:47,674
Extremely dorky.
665
00:32:54,514 --> 00:32:56,307
You wanna hear the rest, or...
666
00:32:56,557 --> 00:32:57,684
Oh...
667
00:32:59,060 --> 00:33:00,895
Go ahead, write it down.
668
00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:05,898
_
669
00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:09,278
It's been three days,
they got to be out of brains by now.
670
00:33:09,362 --> 00:33:11,114
When is Major gonna throw his hand in?
671
00:33:11,197 --> 00:33:12,490
Patience, m'boy.
672
00:33:12,865 --> 00:33:14,784
- Any minute now.
- Hey!
673
00:33:15,660 --> 00:33:17,413
Have you guys seen these billboards?
674
00:33:17,662 --> 00:33:19,497
Candy, men are talking business.
675
00:33:19,580 --> 00:33:21,833
Sure, I just thought
you'd want to see this first.
676
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:28,958
I'm no poker player,
but it looks like...
677
00:33:28,960 --> 00:33:29,986
We're screwed.
678
00:33:30,550 --> 00:33:32,927
And UFreightEze will handle
both the supply chain
679
00:33:33,011 --> 00:33:35,513
and shipping, which is,
of course, their specialty.
680
00:33:37,890 --> 00:33:39,267
I'll give you this, Lillywhite.
681
00:33:40,018 --> 00:33:41,436
You got moxie.
682
00:33:41,519 --> 00:33:45,106
But we both know Ty Griss
can't handle this volume of brains.
683
00:33:45,440 --> 00:33:47,059
Well,
684
00:33:47,061 --> 00:33:49,862
he doesn't have your network of
Third World hospitals to plunder,
685
00:33:50,111 --> 00:33:52,155
but he's gone heavily
into Western health care.
686
00:33:52,447 --> 00:33:55,885
And he's including a brain
donor card in every package.
687
00:33:56,743 --> 00:33:58,870
There're millions of customers a day
688
00:33:58,953 --> 00:34:01,831
getting a direct appeal from one
of the world's greatest philanthropists.
689
00:34:03,416 --> 00:34:06,419
And he'll do it all for 90%
of our original deal with Blaine.
690
00:34:07,003 --> 00:34:09,246
So, unless you've got a better offer...
691
00:34:09,248 --> 00:34:10,257
We'll do 80%.
692
00:34:15,219 --> 00:34:16,721
Is that an official offer?
693
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:19,766
It is.
694
00:34:21,768 --> 00:34:22,894
Hmm.
695
00:34:27,315 --> 00:34:28,524
The billboards stay up.
696
00:34:29,025 --> 00:34:30,860
We need a new face on
the brain business.
697
00:34:31,611 --> 00:34:33,946
I'll let the brain plant know
to expect your next delivery tonight.
698
00:34:36,157 --> 00:34:37,158
That's all.
699
00:35:09,857 --> 00:35:11,518
What are you doing here?
700
00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:14,153
Better question.
701
00:35:15,404 --> 00:35:17,782
What is nobody else doing here?
702
00:35:18,741 --> 00:35:19,851
We're open, aren't we?
703
00:35:20,284 --> 00:35:22,131
Then why am I pouring my own drinks?
704
00:35:22,995 --> 00:35:24,458
This used to be Tanner's shift.
705
00:35:25,206 --> 00:35:28,751
Business has been under-booming
since your big great profile came out.
706
00:35:29,335 --> 00:35:30,795
We're trying some new ideas.
707
00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:34,215
Which explains that.
708
00:35:39,011 --> 00:35:40,721
I had to do something.
709
00:35:40,847 --> 00:35:42,682
It's our only remaining
source of income.
710
00:35:43,015 --> 00:35:45,476
Speaking of which,
I don't think it's good for business
711
00:35:45,560 --> 00:35:47,103
if people see you hanging around here.
712
00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:49,355
So, maybe you can hang
in the back with the girls,
713
00:35:49,438 --> 00:35:50,731
or in the office,
714
00:35:50,815 --> 00:35:53,526
- or you use the back door...
- You just said "our only"
715
00:35:53,609 --> 00:35:55,736
remaining source of income"?
716
00:35:56,988 --> 00:35:58,978
You mean, besides the brain-smuggling,
717
00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,492
which represents the
bulk of our profits?
718
00:36:00,575 --> 00:36:01,943
That I mean.
We're out of the brain biz.
719
00:36:01,945 --> 00:36:03,245
Please tell me you're not serious.
720
00:36:03,327 --> 00:36:05,187
If you can tell me that you
didn't let that reporter
721
00:36:05,189 --> 00:36:06,590
work you like a rented mule.
722
00:36:10,501 --> 00:36:13,546
They got a new supplier,
it's that billionaire UFreightEze guy.
723
00:36:14,338 --> 00:36:16,424
There's billboards all over town.
724
00:36:23,097 --> 00:36:24,812
Why'd you have to keep the mask?
725
00:36:39,655 --> 00:36:42,200
You may be out of the brain biz.
726
00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,252
Oh, yeah!
727
00:36:58,925 --> 00:36:59,926
Okay.
728
00:37:04,597 --> 00:37:05,806
Oh, yeah!
729
00:37:15,733 --> 00:37:17,026
Wow.
730
00:37:24,158 --> 00:37:25,701
How'd you get in here? And...
731
00:37:26,200 --> 00:37:28,079
How long have you been standing there?
732
00:37:28,246 --> 00:37:29,580
You left the door unlocked.
733
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:33,668
I came in around the time
the riding crop came into play.
734
00:37:33,793 --> 00:37:35,795
- Mmm.
- I won't keep you long.
735
00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:37,838
I just need a contract drawn up.
736
00:37:38,007 --> 00:37:39,090
I can't pay you right now,
737
00:37:39,173 --> 00:37:41,550
but I'll make your quo
worth your quid pro.
738
00:37:41,634 --> 00:37:43,386
Counselor Stone.
739
00:37:43,719 --> 00:37:45,930
I need you back in my chambers,
740
00:37:46,222 --> 00:37:48,557
and bring defense Exhibit D...
741
00:37:50,059 --> 00:37:51,102
Oh.
742
00:37:51,477 --> 00:37:52,812
I'll be in in a second,
743
00:37:53,107 --> 00:37:54,146
Your Honor.
744
00:38:00,569 --> 00:38:02,863
You really do go the extra
mile, don't you?
745
00:38:03,281 --> 00:38:05,032
All right, what contract do you need?
746
00:38:17,628 --> 00:38:19,922
Hi! Are you Darcy Bennet?
747
00:38:23,843 --> 00:38:26,429
- I am.
- You got a minute?
748
00:38:27,471 --> 00:38:29,606
Um. Can you run to the dining hall
749
00:38:29,608 --> 00:38:31,393
and steal me a pack of instant ramen?
750
00:38:32,393 --> 00:38:34,020
I'll be fine. I'll be fine.
751
00:38:39,233 --> 00:38:41,569
You're here about
my Freylich brain, I assume.
752
00:38:41,652 --> 00:38:44,530
I take it I'm not the first
interested party to reach out.
753
00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:46,490
So, what's your best offer so far?
754
00:38:46,574 --> 00:38:48,868
One guy promised 50 grand
to my family when I'm gone.
755
00:38:48,951 --> 00:38:50,077
I see.
756
00:38:51,120 --> 00:38:52,663
How does half a million sound?
757
00:38:53,706 --> 00:38:54,957
Cash upfront.
758
00:38:55,499 --> 00:38:58,377
Once my client meets you
and signs off, the money's yours...
759
00:38:58,711 --> 00:39:01,326
in exchange for ownership of
your brain after your tragic,
760
00:39:01,328 --> 00:39:02,632
yet inevitable demise.
761
00:39:10,639 --> 00:39:14,060
Hmm. So, what, you were gonna
keep this all a secret?
762
00:39:14,435 --> 00:39:16,979
The big office, the lieutenant's chair.
763
00:39:17,063 --> 00:39:18,439
Acting Lieutenant.
764
00:39:18,773 --> 00:39:20,816
Just till Dale's back on her feet.
765
00:39:21,609 --> 00:39:23,277
How is the LT mom-to-be?
766
00:39:23,819 --> 00:39:26,280
She's good, baby's good.
767
00:39:26,655 --> 00:39:28,240
But she's on bed rest
768
00:39:28,324 --> 00:39:30,576
for the duration. Just as a precaution.
769
00:39:31,077 --> 00:39:34,080
Well, she can't be too happy about
that, but baby comes first.
770
00:39:35,122 --> 00:39:36,582
Look at you,
771
00:39:37,124 --> 00:39:38,584
right at home.
772
00:39:39,126 --> 00:39:40,711
Born to be Lieutenant...
773
00:39:43,672 --> 00:39:44,673
Babineaux.
774
00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:52,765
You need anything else, Liv?
775
00:39:53,265 --> 00:39:55,684
Mmm. A raise wouldn't hurt.
776
00:39:56,185 --> 00:39:57,436
No.
777
00:39:57,645 --> 00:39:59,105
- Can I have a gun?
- No.
778
00:39:59,230 --> 00:40:01,774
- Oh, how about a squad car?
- No.
779
00:40:01,857 --> 00:40:03,526
- Diplomatic immunity?
- No.
780
00:40:03,609 --> 00:40:04,610
Can I have...
781
00:40:07,154 --> 00:40:08,614
Mr. DeBeers.
782
00:40:09,448 --> 00:40:11,784
I didn't expect results so quickly.
783
00:40:12,785 --> 00:40:13,869
However,
784
00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,497
this was not our arrangement.
785
00:40:16,580 --> 00:40:19,834
I bought a postmortem brain,
not the pre-mortem human attached to it.
786
00:40:19,917 --> 00:40:21,919
That's why they say
to read the fine print.
787
00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:25,881
You bought a Freylich brain
upon the death of its owner.
788
00:40:27,091 --> 00:40:29,260
I'm sure she'll
kick the bucket any day now.
789
00:40:30,094 --> 00:40:31,095
Or not.
790
00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:34,223
I could consider expediting the process
791
00:40:34,306 --> 00:40:36,684
for a non-nominal fee, or...
792
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:39,353
I'd be happy to extend
this offer to the next bidder.
793
00:40:45,651 --> 00:40:48,070
Okay. I can wait. It's a deal.
794
00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,322
I'll wire the money now.
795
00:40:52,283 --> 00:40:53,742
So, am I a monster?
796
00:40:56,620 --> 00:40:58,038
Maybe I am.
797
00:40:58,497 --> 00:41:00,708
Because sometimes,
they just don't leave me any choice.
798
00:41:13,388 --> 00:41:15,388
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