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- That was weird-how come
we only sang the last two words?
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What happened
to the happy birthday part?
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- Well, you know troy's
a jehovah's witness.
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- He doesn't celebrate
birthdays.
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- Annie and I did our best
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To keep the language
on the cake compliant.
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- "hello during
a random dessert,
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"the month and day of which
cocide numerically
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With your expulsion
from a uterus. "
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Yoguys,
I never cry, but...
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- All right.
Happy expulsion, troy,
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But after cake,
we cram for realsies.
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Guys, finals are coming up.
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- Yeah. This group is starting
to use special occasions
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To avoid studying.
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Last week we had fondue
and played boggle
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Because shirley's niece
took her first bath.
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- With bubbles.
- Thank you. It's a milestone.
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- Funny, because last week
was my birthday,
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And nobody noticed
and nobody cared.
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- Pierce...
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You don't remember
the huge party we threw?
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We need to talk about
those pain killers you're taking
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Because don't think
you're remembering anything.
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That was a huge party.
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- It was the best party
of my life!
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Gotcha!
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of course
I remember my birthday.
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What a party.
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- Yeah, you still owe me
for the cake deposit.
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- Oh, you think
I don't know that?
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- Troy...
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- Troy.
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Synced By YesCool
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- Kick puncher: Detroit!
No way!
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This is sold out everywhere!
- Not everywhere.
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I got a cousin in detroit.
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They're not crazy about it
up there.
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- This is how you turn 20.
Thanks!
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- Ooh, there's strawberries
under there.
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- Here, let me, uh,
help you with that.
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- Whilwe're...
Watching this unfold,
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Some birthday facts
to enjoy.
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Troy's birthday is tomorrow,
December 4th.
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Also born that day,
tyra banks...
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- Ugh.
- Marisa tomei...
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And french cinematographer
claude renoir.
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yes! Jackpot!
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- On the chinese calendar,
troy is a horse.
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Like me.
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"purposeful, self-possessed,
and gregarious. "
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- No. I'm pretty sure
I'm a snake.
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I remember because
I'm determined, self-possessed,
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And mendacious.
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- Pierce, what is this?
What are you doing?
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Explain yourself.
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- Who made this
crappy cake anyway?
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- A cake maker.
At a cake store.
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- They did it wrong.
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- Troy, we're 1990.
We're horses.
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- I was born in '89.
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- Then...
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You were born 21 years ago.
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- Which would make me 20,
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Because everyone
is 10 for two years.
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Because fifth grade
is really hard for every... One.
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mom, how many lies
have I been living!
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- Troy, do you realize
at midnight you are turning 21
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As in
"the legal drinking age"?
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- Whoa!
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- This party just became
unacceptable-we're going out.
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- Yep!
- But you guys were just
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Complaining about us having
too many parties.
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- Too many lame ones.
This is real.
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- Well, what makes it real?
- Well, shirley, think of it
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As troy
taking his first bath,
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Only the bubbles
are his manhood.
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- Yes. I wanna bathe
in manhood.
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Together: Oh!
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- I'm taking you to I street.
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douche street.
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- Oh, of course
you hate cool bars.
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I don't suppose you've
ever even been to I street.
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- No. But I also haven't been
to beirut.
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But I'm sure
I will go one day,
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Because I hear they have
lots of important cultural-
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Unlike I street,
which is douchey.
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- All right, let's hear
your great suggestions.
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- The red door.
- Oh, yeah, the red door!
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The red hipster.
- Not hipster.
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Hipsters haven't
discovered it yet.
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It's underground.
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- Why don't we go someplace
fun like peg leg pablo's?
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They serve virgin mudslides.
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- Those are milk shakes,
Shirley.
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- You guys! All you
think about is yourselves.
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Think about me. I'm 19.
I can't get into bars.
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Well...
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- Yeah, sorry.
- Okay, well...
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Have fun.
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Fine.
I'll get Annie an I.D.
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- A fake I.D.?
- It will be real.
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It just won't be yours.
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I will see you
at the red door.
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- Nice try. We're not going
to red poet's society.
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- Well, we're not going
to douche street either.
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- Fine. Count of three,
name the least offensive bar
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You've ever been to.
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One, two, three.
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Together:
Flannahan's Hole.
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Done.
Troy, you ride with me?
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- Do you even have to ask?
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- Pierce, do you wanna
ride in my van?
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- I'm not a disabled.
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I don't need people
helping me
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Do normal things
and doting over me...
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Why don't you just leave-
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Okay!
I'll beat you there.
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- I don't think this girl
looks very much like me.
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- Come on.
She's a white brunette.
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- So is Anne Hathaway.
- Go on?
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- What's your friend doing
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With a stack
of other people's I.D.s?
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- I don't know-
sometimes people sell their I.D.
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When they're leaving the state
and need cash.
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- So she's a drifter.
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A floater.
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An urchin.
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Caroline Decker
from Corpus Christi, Texas.
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Texas?
Do I need an accent?
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- You don't need an accent.
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- Howdy, y'all.
I'm caroline decker.
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- Please don't do that.
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- I guar-un-tee!
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- That's cajun.
- cajun.
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- I should research
Corpus Christi.
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- Annie, relax.
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I'm not a relaxed person,
Britta.
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I think ahead.
I prepare.
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I don't improvise my life
like... Caroline decker,
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Who probably has
really bad credit
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And an unfinished
mermaid tattoo.
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- What?
- Flannahan's hole is closed.
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That's not a-
I- I'm not being clever.
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I mean it's out of business.
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- Well, that's what they get
for trying to please everyone.
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So now what?
- Well, there's a place
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At third and water.
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It's fun, divey,
but not staph infection divey.
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It's either got a gross name
or an ironically fancy one.
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Possibly both.
- Oh. The ballroom. Good.
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- Go to third and water.
- Wait-what?
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That wasn't the deal!
- Shirley's pushing back.
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- Why, because they don't have
plastic menus and milk shakes?
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- Why, because they don't-
- don't repeat that, you goon!
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Jeez. Look, just-
the women are your problem,
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And the men
are going to the ballroom.
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And now I guess I am
being clever.
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- So... Plastic menus
are bad?
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See, this is the kinda stuff
I need to learn.
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Plastic menus seems like
a great idea to me
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For when you spill
something on them,
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And then your mom says,
"hey, troy,
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You're ruining fuddruckers
for everyone. "
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- Troy... You're entering
the next chapter of your life.
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Sadly, it's the final chapter,
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But it's also the longest.
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And if you play it right,
the best.
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You and I...
We're just two guys now.
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Peers. Equals.
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- So awesome.
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Maybe later
you'll let me drive your car.
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- Hello, former enemy.
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- He's 21 at midnight.
Cool?
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- Yeah. Happy birthday.
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- Thanks.
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- Uh, I-I don't like
this place.
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- Ugh. You made that clear,
shirley. Oy vey.
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- Caroline decker
from corpus christi.
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- Annie,
you don't need an accent.
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- If my I.D. Says texas,
they'll be suspicious.
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- They're not gonna question
your I.D.
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Because you're a hot girl.
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We're good for business.
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The hotter you are,
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The more they'll risk the fine.
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- Howdy?
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- Go ahead.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Can't be too careful.
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- I understand.
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Hey, hey, shirley!
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Welcome back!
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- You don't know me.
Hmm?
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Okay?
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yeah.
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- You don't... Know me.
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- This place is all right!
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- Yeah. It's okay.
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- These pictures must be
of all the regulars.
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You think someday I can
make it up to this wall?
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- I don't say this often,
troy, but...
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Dream a little smaller.
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- Can I get you guys anything?
- Oh!
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I- I'm okay!
- Another macallan. Neat.
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- Vodka. Neat. Four olives.
- I'm waiting till midnight.
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All: Aw!
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- Sweetie?
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- Water!
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- Oh, where's that
accent from?
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- Corpus christi.
Texas.
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78418.
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- What are you doin'
here in town?
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- Not much, I reckon...
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Just driftin', floatin',
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Spittin' in the wind.
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General waywardness.
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- All righty.
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- Annie, you're in the bar.
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You don't have to be
from texas anymore.
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- I don't know how it works.
I'm not a barfly, britta.
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- They have asteroids.
Slide out.
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- O-okay.
Oh! Oh! Okay.
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I- I'm gonna go take
a little look around.
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- Me too.
- Annie.
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Don't accept any drinks.
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- Or invitations
to the bathroom.
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- So what are you gonna order
for your first legal drink?
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- What should I get?
- Whatever you want.
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- No wrong answers.
- I like beer.
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- Don't order beer.
- You've had beer.
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- W-what should I get?
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- Well, what do you think
you might like?
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I mean,
it's your world now.
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- Follow your heart.
- My uncle carl
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Played a big role in my life.
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He taught me
how to throw a football.
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He... He passed away
this year.
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His favorite drink
was a seven and seven.
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- Don't order that.
- That's an awful drink.
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- You're better than that.
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- That's a high school drink
for girls.
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- Actually,
I'll have a root beer
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Instead of that water.
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- Sure thing.
- Thank you kindly.
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Y'all are so nice
in this town.
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I'm caroline.
From corpus christi.
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Grew up on a trout farm.
251
00:09:18,247 --> 00:09:20,115
Deedly-do.
252
00:09:22,184 --> 00:09:23,317
- Oh, careful.
253
00:09:23,385 --> 00:09:25,118
You score any higher
on this thing,
254
00:09:25,186 --> 00:09:26,419
The rylans
are gonna recruit you
255
00:09:26,487 --> 00:09:28,121
To fight against
the ko-dan empire.
256
00:09:28,189 --> 00:09:29,556
- The last starfighter.
257
00:09:29,624 --> 00:09:31,658
Did you get
the 25th anniversary blu-ray?
258
00:09:31,726 --> 00:09:34,494
- Was scorpius half-scarran,
half-peacekeeper?
259
00:09:34,562 --> 00:09:37,029
Frell, yes, I got starfighter
on blu-ray.
260
00:09:38,732 --> 00:09:42,000
- You're a fan of the sci-fi
original series farscape.
261
00:09:42,068 --> 00:09:43,634
- Can I buy you a drink?
262
00:09:50,575 --> 00:09:52,742
- You got some id?
263
00:09:52,809 --> 00:09:54,643
- Very funny, punk.
264
00:09:54,711 --> 00:09:56,011
Get outta my way!
265
00:09:56,079 --> 00:09:57,479
people trying to-
266
00:09:57,546 --> 00:10:00,314
I don't know how people like you
even get jobs today.
267
00:10:00,382 --> 00:10:01,749
- Hey, do you need help, man?
- Oh...
268
00:10:01,816 --> 00:10:03,484
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
Ha ha!
269
00:10:03,552 --> 00:10:05,452
A little turning
of the tables.
270
00:10:05,520 --> 00:10:07,719
Ha.
271
00:10:07,787 --> 00:10:09,454
- The turning
of what tables?
272
00:10:09,522 --> 00:10:10,654
- I don't know!
Leave me alone!
273
00:10:10,722 --> 00:10:11,822
pffttt!
274
00:10:15,526 --> 00:10:16,993
So I punched her
275
00:10:17,060 --> 00:10:17,994
Right in the face.
276
00:10:18,061 --> 00:10:20,195
- Your probation officer?
277
00:10:20,263 --> 00:10:21,496
Didn't you get in trouble?
278
00:10:21,564 --> 00:10:23,465
- Hell, yes,
I got in trouble!
279
00:10:23,532 --> 00:10:26,167
Wasn't the first time.
Won't be the last.
280
00:10:26,234 --> 00:10:28,536
I'm not exactly known for
my sound judgment.
281
00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:32,373
Back in corpus christi, they
call me capricious caroline.
282
00:10:32,441 --> 00:10:34,942
- What's capricious mean?
283
00:10:35,010 --> 00:10:37,178
- Probably means I'm...
284
00:10:37,245 --> 00:10:40,848
Too busy livin' life
to be learnin' $5-words.
285
00:10:40,916 --> 00:10:43,651
Ha ha!
Hot damn!
286
00:10:43,719 --> 00:10:45,520
- With an aged scotch,
never use ice.
287
00:10:45,587 --> 00:10:46,888
- Never use ice.
Got it.
288
00:10:46,956 --> 00:10:48,956
Why?
- Destroys it.
289
00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:51,857
At most, what you want-
two drops of spring water.
290
00:10:51,925 --> 00:10:53,292
Activates the flavor.
- Good lord.
291
00:10:53,359 --> 00:10:56,194
Do they have the rules to
high-maintenance poser drinker
292
00:10:56,262 --> 00:10:57,829
On the wall at I street?
293
00:10:57,897 --> 00:10:59,731
- Do they?
- Poser drinking?
294
00:10:59,798 --> 00:11:01,932
Hey, miss vodka,
need four olives.
295
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,001
What's that called,
the too-cool-to-care-tini?
296
00:11:04,068 --> 00:11:05,368
- Is it?
297
00:11:05,436 --> 00:11:07,570
- I bet the forced
starkness of that drink order
298
00:11:07,638 --> 00:11:09,872
Turns a lotta horn-rimmed heads
at the red door.
299
00:11:09,939 --> 00:11:12,206
- I can't wait to understand
these arguments!
300
00:11:12,274 --> 00:11:13,507
- Hey, y'all,
'nother round for ya.
301
00:11:13,574 --> 00:11:14,840
Everybody holdin' up?
302
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:18,042
I'll be back in two shakes
of a rabbit's ass.
303
00:11:18,110 --> 00:11:19,641
- Who the hell was that?
304
00:11:21,074 --> 00:11:22,208
- I gotta go see a woman
305
00:11:22,275 --> 00:11:24,142
About the female equivalent
of a horse.
306
00:11:24,210 --> 00:11:26,311
- Classy.
Way to show troy the ropes.
307
00:11:26,378 --> 00:11:28,278
- Shut up, I street.
308
00:11:30,314 --> 00:11:32,215
- That woman is a hurricane.
309
00:11:32,282 --> 00:11:34,217
- Yeah.
310
00:11:34,285 --> 00:11:36,053
- Hurricanes are bad, troy.
311
00:11:36,121 --> 00:11:37,555
- I know.
312
00:11:41,227 --> 00:11:42,894
- I always thought it's possible
313
00:11:42,962 --> 00:11:44,695
That the wormhole
crichton fell through
314
00:11:44,763 --> 00:11:46,664
Moved him across not only space
but also time,
315
00:11:46,731 --> 00:11:48,866
Which would suggest that the
sebaceans are our future selves
316
00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:51,067
And crichton is longing for
a planet that no longer exists.
317
00:11:51,135 --> 00:11:54,470
- Ha. Hey, you're really
nursing that beer.
318
00:11:57,006 --> 00:11:58,340
- Ahh. Which would make sense,
319
00:11:58,408 --> 00:11:59,974
Because what kind of
wormhole would it be
320
00:12:00,042 --> 00:12:01,743
If it could only move
from one place to another
321
00:12:01,810 --> 00:12:03,344
Within the same galaxy
on the same day?
322
00:12:03,412 --> 00:12:04,745
- You know,
speaking of wormholes,
323
00:12:04,813 --> 00:12:07,080
Uh, whaddaya say
we use one to...
324
00:12:07,148 --> 00:12:10,517
Teleport this conversation
someplace a little more private?
325
00:12:10,584 --> 00:12:11,918
- That doesn't make any sense.
326
00:12:11,985 --> 00:12:14,119
Wormholes and teleportation
are two different things.
327
00:12:14,187 --> 00:12:16,088
That's what I've been talking
about this whole time.
328
00:12:16,155 --> 00:12:18,056
- I noticed.
- Cheers.
329
00:12:18,124 --> 00:12:20,625
- I followed that band phish-
spells it with "ph".
330
00:12:20,692 --> 00:12:22,793
I just lived in parking lots
wherever they played.
331
00:12:22,861 --> 00:12:24,028
I don't even like their music.
332
00:12:24,095 --> 00:12:25,362
Just did it to see
if I could do it.
333
00:12:25,430 --> 00:12:26,897
And guess what.
I could!
334
00:12:26,964 --> 00:12:28,265
- So what now?
- I dunno!
335
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,533
Even if I planned it,
plans just fall off me
336
00:12:30,601 --> 00:12:33,269
Like chicken crap
off an armadilla.
337
00:12:33,337 --> 00:12:35,804
annie's the one
that plans things, not me.
338
00:12:35,872 --> 00:12:38,740
Annie's my friend.
She goes to school here.
339
00:12:38,808 --> 00:12:41,275
Thinks she's got it
all figured out.
340
00:12:41,343 --> 00:12:43,210
She wants to major
in healthcare management.
341
00:12:43,278 --> 00:12:45,245
What does that even mean?
342
00:12:45,313 --> 00:12:46,780
- No idea.
343
00:12:46,847 --> 00:12:48,281
- I'll tell you what it means.
344
00:12:48,348 --> 00:12:50,649
It means a master's degree
followed by an internship.
345
00:12:50,717 --> 00:12:52,784
She's got the next
15 years of her life
346
00:12:52,852 --> 00:12:54,386
All mapped out,
and all she gotta do now
347
00:12:54,453 --> 00:12:57,288
Is just follow it
or screw it up.
348
00:12:57,356 --> 00:12:58,289
- Another soda?
349
00:12:58,357 --> 00:13:00,491
- Actually,
gimme a screwdriver.
350
00:13:00,558 --> 00:13:02,492
I got no place to be.
351
00:13:02,560 --> 00:13:05,161
What am I... Annie?
352
00:13:05,229 --> 00:13:07,296
- The first season, when you
watch it the second time,
353
00:13:07,364 --> 00:13:09,164
Is better than the third season,
and the fourth season,
354
00:13:09,232 --> 00:13:10,532
When you watch it
the fifth time-
355
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,267
- Okay. Um...
What's your name?
356
00:13:12,335 --> 00:13:13,268
- Abed.
- Abed, I'm robert.
357
00:13:13,336 --> 00:13:14,436
- Hey, robert.
358
00:13:14,504 --> 00:13:17,105
- Abed, would you
like to have...
359
00:13:17,173 --> 00:13:19,841
Gay sex... With me?
360
00:13:19,909 --> 00:13:22,276
- No, thank you.
- Wow.
361
00:13:22,344 --> 00:13:24,545
Okay, so...
What is wrong with you
362
00:13:24,612 --> 00:13:26,814
That you can sit here
this whole time
363
00:13:26,881 --> 00:13:30,283
And never pick up on the fact
that a man is hitting on you?
364
00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,117
- Oh, I actually did pick up
on it after a while.
365
00:13:32,185 --> 00:13:33,118
- You actually-
366
00:13:33,186 --> 00:13:34,353
And?
367
00:13:34,421 --> 00:13:36,488
- I really, really like
talking about farscape.
368
00:13:40,559 --> 00:13:42,460
It's a really good show.
369
00:13:42,528 --> 00:13:43,827
- Stargate's better.
370
00:13:47,898 --> 00:13:49,565
Electronic voice:
Battery depleted.
371
00:13:49,632 --> 00:13:51,667
- Oh, man.
372
00:13:51,734 --> 00:13:53,835
Aw...
373
00:13:55,338 --> 00:13:57,072
that is wrong!
374
00:13:59,074 --> 00:14:00,140
Wait.
375
00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:01,141
- Oh!
376
00:14:01,209 --> 00:14:02,609
- Hey, there!
377
00:14:02,676 --> 00:14:04,244
What you been up to?
378
00:14:04,312 --> 00:14:05,579
- I was just, uh,
379
00:14:05,647 --> 00:14:08,348
Praying for these poor souls
in these photographs.
380
00:14:08,416 --> 00:14:09,949
- Oh, that's nice, but, uh...
381
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:11,850
You missed one.
382
00:14:11,918 --> 00:14:14,852
I found it
in the ladies room.
383
00:14:14,920 --> 00:14:16,521
- Uh... Give that to me?
384
00:14:16,588 --> 00:14:18,522
- No, no, come on!
Don't feel bad.
385
00:14:18,590 --> 00:14:21,291
This makes us like you
way more.
386
00:14:21,359 --> 00:14:22,759
- You think
this is really funny.
387
00:14:22,826 --> 00:14:23,760
- Yeah.
- Yeah, a little.
388
00:14:23,827 --> 00:14:26,329
- I had some bad years.
389
00:14:26,396 --> 00:14:27,963
With a chaser.
390
00:14:28,031 --> 00:14:29,331
- Come on.
It's a funny picture,
391
00:14:29,399 --> 00:14:31,333
Because you act so perfect
all the time.
392
00:14:31,400 --> 00:14:33,334
And because
you look like a zombie,
393
00:14:33,402 --> 00:14:35,302
But it's not funny
when you're sad.
394
00:14:35,370 --> 00:14:36,636
We're on your team.
Relax.
395
00:14:36,704 --> 00:14:38,138
Sit down.
It's my birthday.
396
00:14:38,205 --> 00:14:39,805
- Give it to me.
397
00:14:39,873 --> 00:14:40,940
Give it to me.
398
00:14:42,875 --> 00:14:44,442
See you all on Monday.
399
00:14:45,444 --> 00:14:46,877
- Sheesh.
- Oh...
400
00:14:46,945 --> 00:14:49,346
Britta: Blue town.
401
00:14:49,414 --> 00:14:51,615
Jeff: Shirley. Wait.
402
00:14:52,617 --> 00:14:54,017
- What?
403
00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:55,385
- Nothing.
Get out of my way!
404
00:14:55,453 --> 00:14:57,354
- I can't get out
of your way.
405
00:14:57,421 --> 00:14:59,789
I'm stuck in this pl-
the chair broke-
406
00:14:59,857 --> 00:15:02,325
I mean, I can't get-
407
00:15:02,392 --> 00:15:05,227
Could you p-please help me?
408
00:15:05,295 --> 00:15:07,963
Pretty please?
409
00:15:08,030 --> 00:15:09,798
Thank you, shirley.
410
00:15:09,865 --> 00:15:11,933
- You're welcome, jackass.
411
00:15:14,103 --> 00:15:16,270
- Hey, um, it's my birthday,
412
00:15:16,338 --> 00:15:18,171
And technically,
I'm not allowed to drink
413
00:15:18,239 --> 00:15:20,509
For another 45 seconds.
414
00:15:20,576 --> 00:15:21,910
Well, actually,
it'll be 30 seconds
415
00:15:21,978 --> 00:15:23,878
By the time I'm done
saying this.
416
00:15:23,946 --> 00:15:25,380
But can I have
a seven and seven?
417
00:15:25,447 --> 00:15:28,149
- It's on the house.
Happy birthday, kid.
418
00:15:32,953 --> 00:15:35,221
Britta:
I prefer that to avatar.
419
00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:37,823
I'd rather have my eyes
gouged out.
420
00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:39,658
Jeff: Imagine the hurt locker
as radio play.
421
00:15:39,725 --> 00:15:41,559
Britta: It would be fascinating
and thrilling!
422
00:15:41,627 --> 00:15:43,761
Jeff: Go see the other play!
423
00:15:47,399 --> 00:15:49,733
- Big boy.
Big, big boy.
424
00:15:49,801 --> 00:15:51,569
You're my big boy.
425
00:16:14,215 --> 00:16:16,016
- Troy.
426
00:16:16,084 --> 00:16:18,520
I think I owe you
a birthday.
427
00:16:18,587 --> 00:16:20,154
- I'm cool.
428
00:16:20,222 --> 00:16:22,023
I actually always wanted
to drive this thing.
429
00:16:22,090 --> 00:16:24,491
- What?
Oh.
430
00:16:24,559 --> 00:16:26,193
This is my car?
431
00:16:26,260 --> 00:16:28,194
Don't crash it.
- I'm not gonna crash it!
432
00:16:28,262 --> 00:16:29,595
crash it, troy.
433
00:16:29,663 --> 00:16:30,930
- Go to sleep, britta.
Go to sleep.
434
00:16:30,998 --> 00:16:32,598
- Crash his car, troy!
435
00:16:32,666 --> 00:16:35,200
- Seems like a really dark
chapter in our group story.
436
00:16:35,268 --> 00:16:37,635
- Go to sleep, abed.
- Cool.
437
00:16:37,703 --> 00:16:39,170
hey, that's the place
438
00:16:39,238 --> 00:16:41,172
That we shoulda
gone to tonight!
439
00:16:41,239 --> 00:16:42,506
- Yeah, I street.
Exactly.
440
00:16:42,574 --> 00:16:45,142
- It's the red door, stupid!
441
00:16:45,209 --> 00:16:47,477
You see a sign
that says I street?
442
00:16:47,545 --> 00:16:48,878
- L street is too cool
to have a sign.
443
00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:51,348
It's called I street
after the street it's on.
444
00:16:52,916 --> 00:16:55,184
The red door's on I street.
445
00:16:55,252 --> 00:16:57,553
L street has a red door.
446
00:16:58,955 --> 00:17:00,155
- Aah!
- Hey!
447
00:17:00,223 --> 00:17:02,390
- It's the same bar?
448
00:17:02,458 --> 00:17:05,025
You two have been saying
one bar is lame
449
00:17:05,093 --> 00:17:08,594
And the other one is awesome
all night...
450
00:17:08,662 --> 00:17:11,730
And it's the same bar?
451
00:17:13,900 --> 00:17:15,935
- Well, he probably was
around Friday nights,
452
00:17:16,003 --> 00:17:17,203
Which was lame.
453
00:17:17,270 --> 00:17:18,237
- You wish!
454
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:19,571
- Stop. Just stop.
455
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,739
I just spent the last two years
456
00:17:21,807 --> 00:17:24,208
Thinking that you guys
knew more than me about life,
457
00:17:24,276 --> 00:17:27,711
And I just found out that you
guys are just as dumb as me.
458
00:17:29,280 --> 00:17:30,213
- Duh-doy.
459
00:17:30,281 --> 00:17:33,549
- Yeah. Duh-doy.
460
00:17:33,617 --> 00:17:35,217
- Got it.
461
00:17:35,285 --> 00:17:39,854
Duh-doy.
462
00:17:39,922 --> 00:17:41,221
- You can take me home first.
463
00:17:41,289 --> 00:17:43,089
I only live
a few blocks from here.
464
00:17:43,157 --> 00:17:44,424
- You do?
465
00:17:44,491 --> 00:17:46,859
- Hey, this is a really
terrible neighborhood.
466
00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:48,227
- Yeah.
467
00:17:50,729 --> 00:17:53,562
- This is my apartment.
468
00:17:53,630 --> 00:17:55,764
Weird night, huh?
469
00:17:55,832 --> 00:17:58,232
- Yeah. Alcohol
makes people sad.
470
00:17:58,300 --> 00:18:00,701
It's like the lifetime movies
of beverages.
471
00:18:00,768 --> 00:18:02,903
- I pretended to be
a different person tonight.
472
00:18:02,971 --> 00:18:04,873
- Abed does that
like three times a week.
473
00:18:04,941 --> 00:18:07,343
- But I did it because
I didn't wanna be me.
474
00:18:07,411 --> 00:18:10,278
I- I did it because
475
00:18:10,345 --> 00:18:11,612
I'm not sure who I am.
476
00:18:11,680 --> 00:18:13,614
Admit it-we went to school
together for four years,
477
00:18:13,682 --> 00:18:15,716
And you didn't even
know me.
478
00:18:15,784 --> 00:18:18,252
- Yeah, but...
I know you now.
479
00:18:18,320 --> 00:18:19,720
You're annie.
480
00:18:19,788 --> 00:18:21,521
You like puzzles and...
481
00:18:21,589 --> 00:18:23,122
Little monsters
on your pencil
482
00:18:23,190 --> 00:18:25,157
And some guy
named mark ruffalo.
483
00:18:25,225 --> 00:18:28,259
You're a fierce competitor
and a sore loser.
484
00:18:28,327 --> 00:18:32,129
And you expect everybody
to be better than who they are
485
00:18:32,196 --> 00:18:35,433
And you expect yourself
to be better than everyone.
486
00:18:35,501 --> 00:18:37,468
Which is cool.
487
00:18:44,875 --> 00:18:46,308
Good night.
488
00:18:48,611 --> 00:18:50,279
- Guess everyone's gonna be
pretty embarrassed
489
00:18:50,346 --> 00:18:51,480
On Monday, huh?
490
00:18:51,548 --> 00:18:54,415
- Naw. Everybody
just got a little bit drunk.
491
00:18:54,483 --> 00:18:56,450
Nobody did anything
that bad, right?
492
00:19:02,355 --> 00:19:04,289
no, wait, wait, wait.
493
00:19:04,357 --> 00:19:06,757
What are we doing?
494
00:19:06,825 --> 00:19:08,726
- Yeah. What are we doing?
495
00:19:08,794 --> 00:19:10,895
- This is a bad idea,
right?
496
00:19:10,963 --> 00:19:12,730
- Yeah.
497
00:19:19,370 --> 00:19:21,371
- Okay.
498
00:19:23,307 --> 00:19:26,208
I flew off the handle
earlier.
499
00:19:26,276 --> 00:19:28,810
I apologize.
500
00:19:31,379 --> 00:19:33,013
- They were making out.
501
00:19:33,081 --> 00:19:34,914
- Abed!
- Abed, why would you say that?
502
00:19:34,982 --> 00:19:36,415
- Why would you do it
in front of me?
503
00:19:36,483 --> 00:19:37,850
I'm not a coat rack.
504
00:19:37,918 --> 00:19:39,285
- Abed.
- Mm-hmm.
505
00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:40,920
- No one likes a tattle tail.
506
00:19:43,156 --> 00:19:46,258
- Happy birthday, troy.
507
00:19:46,325 --> 00:19:47,826
- Thanks.
508
00:19:49,394 --> 00:19:51,362
- You're a man now.
509
00:20:03,489 --> 00:20:05,857
- I don't think
this is gonna be big enough.
510
00:20:05,925 --> 00:20:07,726
- Just try it-we're so close!
- All right. Breathe in.
511
00:20:08,794 --> 00:20:10,727
- All right.
512
00:20:12,129 --> 00:20:13,430
- Arms.
513
00:20:13,497 --> 00:20:15,164
There we go.
There we go, yeah.
514
00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:19,501
Ah!
515
00:20:19,569 --> 00:20:21,203
- 157!
- We did it!
516
00:20:21,271 --> 00:20:23,739
Yes.
517
00:20:23,806 --> 00:20:26,207
That you?
- Yeah.
518
00:20:26,275 --> 00:20:28,242
little help?
519
00:20:28,310 --> 00:20:29,744
Hurry.
I think it's a girl!
520
00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,745
- Left side or right side?
- Left side.
521
00:20:31,813 --> 00:20:33,447
- Got it.
Tell me when I'm clo.
522
00:20:33,515 --> 00:20:34,414
- Okay.
523
00:20:34,415 --> 00:20:39,900
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