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Previously on "Legends of Tomorrow"...
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- It's a dragon egg.
- You're possessed.
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Ray's gone. I've taken over his body.
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If Neron wanted John dead,
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he would have killed him on the spot.
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I need you to open up a doorway to hell.
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It's to bring someone
here from the other side.
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Tabitha.
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I'm sorry. It wasn't
me. It was my nipple.
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- Save me!
- As you wish.
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I'm not leaving Mona behind.
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Do you really think
that everyone in hell
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deserves to be there?
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This is your opportunity
to make things right.
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I'm gonna save Ray.
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Honey, time to go.
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Come on, honey, let's
go. We're gonna be late.
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Zari? You better not
be eating the Halva.
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No, Mommy.
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Zari Jaan.
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Dessert's not for after breakfast.
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What?
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It's only a kick.
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Behrad must be anxious to meet you.
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Now go put your shoes on
so I can take you to school.
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You might just want to soak it all in.
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Violent people are pouring
into our country...
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illegal immigrants,
terrorists, meta-humans.
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Politicians promise to keep you safe
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but they've been hiding the truth.
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There's a dangerous new threat
already within our borders.
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Hi, I'm Ray Palmer.
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Yes, that Ray Palmer...
former CEO of Palmer Tech.
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And I am here to warn you
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that creatures once thought only
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in legends and fairy tales are real.
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Yes, folks, monsters are real,
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and they walk amongst us.
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And they will stop at nothing
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until they destroy humankind.
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Interested in learning more?
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Then join me at PalmerX 2019,
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where the power is in
the Palmer of your hands.
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I don't care if Neron's
wearing my best friend's face.
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- I want to punch him.
- Get in line.
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Ogres are big softies... that
one wouldn't even hurt a fly.
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Neron's been a step
ahead of us for too long.
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- We need to play offense.
- Agreed.
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Sorry, what are we agreeing to?
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Look, it's time for us to fight back.
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We're retaking the Bureau.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --
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Gideon, pull up the
blueprints at the Bureau
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and start fabricating an arsenal.
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- Right away, Captain.
- Look, Gary has bonded
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with the Fairy Godmother, and
while he might be an idiot,
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she is not to be underestimated.
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Mick, Nate, you think
you can handle Tabitha?
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- Granny's dead.
- Good.
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Ava and I will handle Neron.
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Yeah, I want a crack at him.
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It's my bureau he's
running his operation from.
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Not to be a buzzkill,
but even John and Nora
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couldn't out-magic Neron.
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- I just felt a kick.
- Oh, I want to feel!
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Right now the smart play
would be just to bide our time.
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Wait for John-o to
return with Ray's soul.
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Shockingly, I agree with Charlie.
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- I love you, little Wicksty...
- Oh, I felt it!
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I told you, it's kicking.
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Okay, can you guys stop being
dragon-baby crazy right now?
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Look, this commercial
is proof that Neron
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is up to something big, and we need
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to stop him before it's too late.
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Captain, I have an incoming
communication from Nora Darhk.
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- Put her on.
- Sara?
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Talk to me. What's your status?
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I'm tired of skulking around air ducts.
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I'm going after Mona.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. We're gearing up
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for an assault. Hold your position.
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- Hey!
- Too late.
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- Wait, where's Gary?
- In Ava's office...
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getting real comfortable.
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Mmm.
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Oh, Fairy Godmother?
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Yes, my pet?
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I want to dig deeper on my next wish.
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Excellent idea. What
do you have in mind?
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Well...
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we've already redecorated my office.
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I now have three nipples
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because a spare never hurts, and...
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Perhaps you could make a
wish regarding the Legends?
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You want me to wish something for them?
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I'm talking about revenge.
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- Oh.
- They lied to you, Gary.
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Promised you could be an interim Legend.
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One wish, and you can send them
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all to hell with John Constantine.
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Speaking of John, you
think he's all right?
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That warlock sent thousands
of demons to rot in the pits.
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I think he's well and
truly screwed, dearie.
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Does this mean we're straight?
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I got a more important
collection to make.
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Who is that guy?
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That, my friend, is John Constantine...
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in the flesh.
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Congratulations, Mona.
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I have selected you for
a very special assignment.
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That's okay, Ne-Ray.
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Can I call you that? I'm okay here.
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You see, before Nate's
father decided he wanted to be
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P.T. Barnum, we were working together,
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training monsters to do our bidding.
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Actually, I worked extensively
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with your dear friend Konane...
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I mean... Your dead friend Konane.
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I found Mona. Hurry.
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Copy that.
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This seems like overkill.
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The Legends never included
me in their pizza parties...
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or asked me to play Dungeons & Dragons.
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Make them suffer, Gary.
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I can make them do whatever you want.
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I just wanted to be part of the team.
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As soon as Ava opens the portal,
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we go in firing.
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Time to burn some freaks.
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I wish...
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Opening a portal in three, two, one.
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No.
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Welcome to book club.
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Why, you little...
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I'd be careful how
you speak to my charge.
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Gary, why are you doing this?
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Because I would like to discuss...
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"The Collector."
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Forget the book, Gary.
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You helped a demon take
control of the Bureau.
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What happened to the Bureau creed?
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Oh, I could ask the same about you.
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Article 27? Hmm?
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A supervisor must never show favoritism?
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You started a book club
with another employee.
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Gary, Mona is being tortured right now.
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Neron said he's trying to protect
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humans from monsters.
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You saw Mona gnaw off my nip.
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- She did you a favor.
- Okay, um...
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maybe we should just reschedule
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until after we've read the book?
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Oh, Fairy Godmother?
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Oh, no. Wait.
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- Ow.
- Book was terrible.
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Oh, my head.
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That's the spirit.
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Sara, Ava, come in. Where are you guys?
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Hey, Nate. Can't talk right now.
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Are you talking to Nate on comms?
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Tell him I say hi.
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Gary says hi.
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And we are at book club.
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Move on to plan B.
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- What's plan B?
- I only listen for my name.
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I assume it's like plan A,
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but, you know, with less people.
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Well, without the Captain and the clone,
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the Bureau's a suicide mission.
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Mick's right.
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We need to sneak into PalmerX,
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do some recon, find
out what Neron is up to.
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Now that sounds like a plan Z.
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- Mmm.
- Hey, baby.
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Hey, you looking for
a good time, handsome?
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I'm always looking
for a good time, love,
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but, uh, regrettably,
my time here is limited.
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Maybe you can help me.
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I'm looking for broker
in the soul trade.
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He goes by the name of Masher.
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I might know something.
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Well, this here is holy water.
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Now, you can use this to burn the skin
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off any demon tosser
who messes with you.
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Uh-uh-uh.
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Masher likes to hang
out at the strip club
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after trading is done...
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John.
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How do you know my name?
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Oh, I know who you are.
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Half of demonkind is
searching for John Constantine.
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The holy water?
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Oh, this? Nah, this
is just whisky, love.
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Sure, our protagonist
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was keeping people hostage, but...
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that's only because he never
received love as a child.
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Aah!
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They don't want you in
their book club, Gary.
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Doesn't that make you angry?
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Make a wish, and they will pay.
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You're right. They
don't want to spend time
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with Gary Green, lowly
Time Bureau agent.
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But they would love to spend time
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with Gary Green...
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Captain of the Waverider!
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Welcome aboard, Captain Green.
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Thanks.
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I have no quarrel with you, dear.
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You didn't send me to hell
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like John Constantine and the Legends.
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Yes...
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I was in hell for 327 years.
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And what was my crime?
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I sprinkled a little magic over Salem,
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trying to help a girl whose mother
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was accused of witchcraft.
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Okay, well, you're out now.
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Why help Neron?
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Neron rescued me in hell.
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What can I say?
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True love bloomed.
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I know what you're thinking...
he's so much older than me.
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Sometimes you have to look past age.
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You know, in another life,
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I think you and I
could have been friends.
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- Toodles.
- Wait, wha...
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Ray?
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Without all of the idiotic tendencies.
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Make a move on me, and Mona dies.
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Ray is good and strong.
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He can fight his way back from hell.
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Who do you think is having
a worse time in hell?
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Ray, or your father?
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Turns out Daddy dearest isn't so tough.
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I hear Damien Darhk is going
stark raving mad in the pits.
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Why am I here?
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Well, you and John tried
to kill me... nearly did.
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If the doofus in the
skin suit I'm wearing
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hadn't have interrupted,
I'd have been obliterated.
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I spent many nights just dreaming
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about how I was going to get my revenge.
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And then it came to me...
what better punishment
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than making you sit front row
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to all of the fear and rage
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I'm about to unleash on the Earth,
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all while in the body
of the man you love.
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Now...
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Smile for the cameras.
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- Mr. Palmer!
- Are monsters real?
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What's tonight all about?
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Now, all of your questions
will be answered soon.
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- Oh. Excuse me.
- What's wrong with you?
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Well, you know, a room full of people
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fearful of magical creatures
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just makes me a little
bit fearful, all right?
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The worst part is,
Ray loves tech events.
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Good evening, D.C., and welcome
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to PalmerX 2019.
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Now, you're all probably wondering,
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what in the heck is Ray Palmer
doing back in the public eye?
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Well, folks, for the past
two years I have been hunting
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magical creatures.
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Hang with me here.
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I have created an exosuit
capable of combating
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the most ferocious of their kind.
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What a douche.
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But I can't do it
alone. I need your help.
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I need you to help me
find these creatures...
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creatures that may be
hiding right here amongst us.
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Now, everyone take out your smartphones.
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Better be Palmer Tech.
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I have created a small, simple app,
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that will change the world.
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And I want you all to
download it right now.
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The app is called Eyes.
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Now, on Eyes, you will be
able to share real-time,
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life-saving monster sightings.
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Share them, and I will
be there to save you.
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Remember, the power
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is in the Palmer of your hands.
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You really expect us to
believe monsters exist?
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I thought you were
going to offer us proof.
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Thank you, Cindy. You
are absolutely right.
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Here is your proof.
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Now, this may look
like a helpless hipster
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who should be working at a bookstore,
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but believe me, she is something
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altogether more dangerous.
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- Masher.
- John?
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Yeah, yeah, all right,
keep your hair on.
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No need to tell the whole bloody club.
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Oh, buddy, now I know
you're out of your mind.
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- What are you doing in hell?
- I'm here to save a friend.
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His soul belongs to Neron.
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Cheers, love. He's paying.
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Nobody gets into Neron's
soul vault without his say-so.
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Except the Triumvirate,
and I have a plan
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to deal with them, but
first, there's a hunch
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I need to confirm.
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What's Neron trading at?
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He's steady, but I'll let
you in on a little secret.
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His stock is about to rise.
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I'm talking a massive
soul collection on Earth.
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You know what that means?
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Neron is finally making his play
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for the throne of hell.
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Oh, cheers, Masher. I can use that.
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Be careful, John.
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Not every demon you've sent to hell
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is as forgiving as I am.
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Yeah, don't I know it.
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You're dead, demon hunter.
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I was going to be a demon proctologist,
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but the pay wasn't as good.
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- Hold him.
- Oh!
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Oh, Calibraxis. Hey, looking good, mate.
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- You grow your beard?
- John Constantine.
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I'm really going to enjoy
watching you breathe your last.
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I invoke a parlay.
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I demand to speak to the Triumvirate.
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I'm a demon, not a pirate, John.
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I thought you understood the rules.
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Well, you little maggot,
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as long as I'm alive,
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then the Triumvirate can pass me around
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like a little sparrow amongst the cats.
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But as soon as I die,
you dim-witted dick,
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then my soul belongs to Neron,
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and then the Triumvirate lose out
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on all the tasty little bits of torture
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that they've got planned for me.
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So you've got two choices:
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You can either kill me
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and royally piss off the
old bags that run this place,
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or take me to speak
with the Triumvirate.
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I'm detecting a fugitive
alert... stop it...
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at the Inquisition, Captain Green.
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Oh, I don't do torture.
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- Could've fooled me.
- Hey. Play nice.
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We have to distract Gary
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while the B team is plan B... ing.
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Would a fairy at the
Great British Bakeoff
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suit your fancy?
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Shall we, uh...
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keep calm and pastry on?
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I'll plot a course, Captain.
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Get it?
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"Keep calm and pastry on"?
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Good one, Cap.
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- Hilarious.
- Thanks, guys.
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Thanks. Yeah.
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Take a good, long
look at her... Mona Wu.
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You saw her on the street,
you wouldn't think twice.
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Come on, Mona. Don't
give him what he wants.
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But she has a strange
and violent condition...
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brought about when she fell in love
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with a repulsive creature.
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I feel like a bridge scene
should have more people.
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Oh, no, we love
three-people bridge scenes.
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Yeah, otherwise we just end
up standing around all day.
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Oh, that's why Mick's always grumpy.
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Come on, Mona.
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I promised these fine people a show.
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Let's not keep them waiting.
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Shift now or end up dead like Konane.
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Folks, proof
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of the world's very first werewolf.
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That's what we're missing... the boys!
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- No.
- Yeah.
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Fairy Godmother?
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- Z.
- B.
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- She made him disappear!
- Well, well, well...
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what do we have here?
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More magic in the audience?
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She's one of them!
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He's right. I am.
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She's a witch. Witch. Witch.
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Witch, witch, witch!
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Witch, witch...
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Don't worry, folks.
The witch won't get far.
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Not as long as everyone
downloads the Eyes app.
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Share your sightings.
We'll find the witch.
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It's only a matter of time.
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Sara, you guys okay?
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Yeah, we're fine, as long
as we keep placating Gary.
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I guess Charlie and Z are our last hope.
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- Great, we're toast.
- Welcome to hell.
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Good evening, this is
your captain speaking.
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Just...
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00:19:37,290 --> 00:19:38,719
What?
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00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:40,530
We'll be cruising at a high altitude
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on our way to save a bakeoff in Britain.
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- Whoo, yeah.
- Yeah.
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00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:46,859
Gary, is that the Kid Steel costume?
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Uh-huh.
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00:19:48,730 --> 00:19:50,199
You like-y?
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Why would anyone wish to be a sidekick?
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- Close your legs.
- Oh, he's such an idiot.
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00:19:55,570 --> 00:19:57,769
What?
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00:19:57,770 --> 00:20:00,070
Nothing, they're just teasing you.
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00:20:00,080 --> 00:20:03,179
- Oh.
- You're my Gar-bear.
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00:20:03,180 --> 00:20:05,179
We're gonna have so much fun.
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00:20:07,550 --> 00:20:09,579
Okay?
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00:20:09,580 --> 00:20:11,519
#EyesApp is trending on Twitter
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below Kanye's surprise album
and a cat getting a bath.
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00:20:14,890 --> 00:20:16,889
Mm. How many downloads?
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00:20:16,890 --> 00:20:20,089
Only 2,000, Mr. Palmer.
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00:20:20,090 --> 00:20:21,959
News cycle is so fast these days,
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00:20:21,960 --> 00:20:23,900
it's hard to cut through all the noise.
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00:20:23,950 --> 00:20:25,819
But a monster attack on the capital
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will dominate the headlines for weeks.
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00:20:28,220 --> 00:20:29,619
And then what?
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00:20:29,620 --> 00:20:32,059
More people will download some app?
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00:20:32,060 --> 00:20:34,820
That's your big plan?
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00:20:34,830 --> 00:20:36,939
Why, yes, it is.
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00:20:36,940 --> 00:20:38,729
Ah! My love.
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00:20:38,730 --> 00:20:41,549
Would you please escort our guest
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00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:42,729
to a cell?
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00:20:42,730 --> 00:20:44,569
Let's go, dearie.
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00:20:49,770 --> 00:20:53,979
Neron didn't say which
containment cell to put you in.
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00:20:53,980 --> 00:20:55,679
Why are you helping me?
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00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:58,010
Because you're a fellow witch,
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00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:00,280
and I think we can help each other.
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00:21:04,820 --> 00:21:06,989
Mona?
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00:21:06,990 --> 00:21:08,359
How do you feel?
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00:21:08,360 --> 00:21:10,189
I've been better.
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00:21:10,190 --> 00:21:14,529
Remember, I'm just a
"Fairy Godmother" away.
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00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:22,040
Trust me, we'll be safe here.
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00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:29,079
Where are we?
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00:21:29,080 --> 00:21:31,110
My childhood home.
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00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:33,680
I thought you grew up
in a dystopian city, Z.
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00:21:33,690 --> 00:21:34,839
You had a pool?
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00:21:34,840 --> 00:21:36,879
In a couple years,
A.R.G.U.S. will use people's
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growing fear of meta-humans
to seize control.
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00:21:40,860 --> 00:21:43,790
Of course, it didn't
help that we were Muslim.
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00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:46,699
We were forced to move to
a ghetto district in 2021.
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00:21:46,700 --> 00:21:48,829
Humans are so easy to manipulate.
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00:21:48,830 --> 00:21:50,830
I mean, you just show them a scary ogre
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00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:54,169
or a dangerous meta, they just go barmy.
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00:21:54,170 --> 00:21:56,969
Haven't even been able to
get into the Eyes app yet
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00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:58,629
because the terms of
service are so long.
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00:21:58,630 --> 00:22:00,129
No one bothers reading those.
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00:22:00,130 --> 00:22:02,179
It's a demon app. I'm
gonna read the fine print.
444
00:22:02,180 --> 00:22:03,949
I can't believe it's just us left.
445
00:22:03,950 --> 00:22:05,279
I mean, you and I both
knew from the start
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00:22:05,280 --> 00:22:07,449
that it was madness to storm the Bureau.
447
00:22:07,450 --> 00:22:10,419
- Oh, my God.
- What?
448
00:22:10,420 --> 00:22:11,550
Z?
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00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:13,219
In New Orleans,
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00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:16,229
John said Neron needed more
souls to take over hell.
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00:22:16,230 --> 00:22:18,039
Here it says in
exchange for the service,
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00:22:18,040 --> 00:22:20,170
the user agrees to
forfeit their eternal soul
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00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:21,299
to the demon Neron.
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00:22:21,300 --> 00:22:22,429
What, you're saying that anyone
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00:22:22,430 --> 00:22:24,399
who downloads the app is going to hell?
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00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,560
Yeah.
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00:22:25,570 --> 00:22:27,700
Oh, that is mental.
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00:22:27,710 --> 00:22:31,769
This little fairy was
causing quite the fray
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00:22:31,770 --> 00:22:33,879
around the soufflé.
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00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:35,549
I think I know
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00:22:35,550 --> 00:22:37,749
just the place for you, madame.
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00:22:37,750 --> 00:22:39,650
I can't take it anymore.
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00:22:40,870 --> 00:22:42,070
I'm gonna kill him.
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00:22:42,080 --> 00:22:44,930
Hey, Z, Charlie, please
tell me you have something.
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00:22:45,760 --> 00:22:49,229
Well, we figured out Neron's
app is a way to collect souls.
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00:22:49,230 --> 00:22:51,590
- That's crazy.
- Yeah, it gets crazier.
467
00:22:51,600 --> 00:22:53,729
To drum up fear and increase
downloads of his app,
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00:22:53,730 --> 00:22:56,099
we think he may be
planning a monster attack.
469
00:22:56,100 --> 00:22:58,330
Okay, well, we'll stall Gary,
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00:22:58,340 --> 00:23:00,300
but you got to get every
single one of those monsters
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00:23:00,310 --> 00:23:01,700
out of the Time Bureau.
472
00:23:01,710 --> 00:23:04,270
I was afraid you were gonna say that.
473
00:23:04,280 --> 00:23:07,079
- Who are you talking to, Sara?
- What?
474
00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:10,179
Gary! Baby, bubby, bubelah.
475
00:23:10,180 --> 00:23:13,479
There's a whole big world of problems.
476
00:23:13,480 --> 00:23:15,619
You know, Neron and
your Fairy Godmother,
477
00:23:15,620 --> 00:23:17,619
they're not really your friends, but...
478
00:23:17,620 --> 00:23:19,819
Do you know who your friends are?
479
00:23:19,820 --> 00:23:22,289
These guys.
480
00:23:22,290 --> 00:23:23,790
Huh?
481
00:23:23,800 --> 00:23:25,190
Are you trying to schmooze me?
482
00:23:25,200 --> 00:23:26,529
Feels good, right?
483
00:23:26,530 --> 00:23:28,699
Uh, actually, it feels a little false.
484
00:23:28,700 --> 00:23:32,469
Gary! You are our friend.
485
00:23:32,470 --> 00:23:35,139
I mean, would we lie
to an interim Legend?
486
00:23:35,140 --> 00:23:36,609
Ah, you see, that's just it,
487
00:23:36,610 --> 00:23:38,779
because I'm not an interim Legend.
488
00:23:38,780 --> 00:23:40,949
You just promised me
that to use me as bait.
489
00:23:40,950 --> 00:23:41,979
- Pfft.
- You know what, Gary?
490
00:23:41,980 --> 00:23:43,349
It's a little hard to feel sorry for you
491
00:23:43,350 --> 00:23:44,979
when you're holding us all hostage.
492
00:23:44,980 --> 00:23:46,449
You're not getting it.
493
00:23:46,450 --> 00:23:48,319
This whole time, Tabitha has been trying
494
00:23:48,320 --> 00:23:49,920
to use me to hurt you.
495
00:23:50,860 --> 00:23:54,089
All I wished was for us to hang out.
496
00:23:54,090 --> 00:23:56,790
I was trying to protect you.
497
00:23:56,800 --> 00:23:59,229
I get it. I'm not cool.
498
00:23:59,230 --> 00:24:02,169
But I don't deserve to
be treated like a joke.
499
00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:04,369
So, now...
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00:24:04,370 --> 00:24:06,839
now the joke's on you.
501
00:24:06,840 --> 00:24:09,639
- What's he talking about?
- Oh, Fairy Godmother!
502
00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:13,179
Yes, my pet?
503
00:24:13,180 --> 00:24:15,379
Mick thinks he's a tough guy,
504
00:24:15,380 --> 00:24:18,220
but I think he's a big baby.
505
00:24:24,860 --> 00:24:28,859
And Nate, who's never been
bullied a day in his life,
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00:24:28,860 --> 00:24:31,529
welcome to my high-school years.
507
00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:39,039
And, Sara and Ava,
508
00:24:39,040 --> 00:24:41,300
the cool girl and the class president,
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00:24:41,310 --> 00:24:43,970
you know what I want you to do for me?
510
00:24:43,980 --> 00:24:45,839
Dance!
511
00:24:48,310 --> 00:24:50,349
Five, six, seven, eight.
512
00:24:54,820 --> 00:24:57,589
Faster!
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00:24:57,590 --> 00:24:59,859
Gary, stop it!
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00:25:01,930 --> 00:25:03,759
Faster!
515
00:25:10,250 --> 00:25:11,940
Charlie, I get that you're scared,
516
00:25:11,950 --> 00:25:13,180
but the team is counting on us.
517
00:25:13,190 --> 00:25:14,919
I'm not scared. It's
just, breaking the monsters
518
00:25:14,920 --> 00:25:16,909
out of the prison is
a multiple-person job.
519
00:25:16,910 --> 00:25:19,619
- You can be multiple people.
- Look, Z, yeah, I can,
520
00:25:19,620 --> 00:25:20,710
for a second, and you know what?
521
00:25:20,720 --> 00:25:21,909
It takes its toll.
522
00:25:21,910 --> 00:25:23,279
Now, I could end up back in prison
523
00:25:23,280 --> 00:25:25,179
or even worse, dead.
524
00:25:25,180 --> 00:25:26,949
When A.R.G.U.S. came for my family,
525
00:25:26,950 --> 00:25:29,119
my brother, Behrad, told me to run.
526
00:25:29,120 --> 00:25:31,419
And I did.
527
00:25:31,420 --> 00:25:34,420
I've never forgiven myself.
528
00:25:34,430 --> 00:25:36,059
You won't either.
529
00:25:36,060 --> 00:25:38,090
We can't change my family's future,
530
00:25:38,100 --> 00:25:40,409
but we can save their present.
531
00:25:40,410 --> 00:25:42,049
Zari Jaan, make sure
532
00:25:42,050 --> 00:25:43,869
you take your shoes
off before you go in.
533
00:25:43,870 --> 00:25:46,269
- I know.
- Charlie?
534
00:25:46,270 --> 00:25:48,939
If I die, I'm gonna
come back and haunt you.
535
00:25:48,940 --> 00:25:52,439
I would love a ghost friend.
536
00:25:52,440 --> 00:25:53,879
Come on.
537
00:26:08,860 --> 00:26:09,959
Cool.
538
00:26:21,640 --> 00:26:25,779
Greetings, Satan, first of the fallen.
539
00:26:25,780 --> 00:26:28,209
It's been a long time, John.
540
00:26:28,210 --> 00:26:29,299
Belial.
541
00:26:29,300 --> 00:26:31,010
We've been looking forward
542
00:26:31,020 --> 00:26:33,980
to hearing the bunk you're pedaling.
543
00:26:33,990 --> 00:26:36,289
And Beelzebub.
544
00:26:36,290 --> 00:26:39,309
Not as popular, but you were
always my personal favorite.
545
00:26:39,310 --> 00:26:41,689
This is a waste of our time.
546
00:26:41,690 --> 00:26:44,999
I take it you've noticed
a certain demon's stock
547
00:26:45,000 --> 00:26:46,359
has been on the rise.
548
00:26:46,360 --> 00:26:49,299
Neron's been doing
very well for himself.
549
00:26:49,300 --> 00:26:51,699
Neron is trying to take control of hell.
550
00:26:51,700 --> 00:26:53,199
And let me assure you,
551
00:26:53,200 --> 00:26:55,469
his method for collecting souls,
552
00:26:55,470 --> 00:26:58,439
it won't be to sign on
the dotted line in blood.
553
00:26:58,440 --> 00:27:00,879
He's, uh, young,
554
00:27:00,880 --> 00:27:02,979
by your standards at least.
555
00:27:02,980 --> 00:27:06,779
And let's just say, he
means to disrupt the system.
556
00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:09,489
If we interfere with
Neron, we'll look weak.
557
00:27:09,490 --> 00:27:12,519
Well, that's precisely
where I come in, Bubby.
558
00:27:12,520 --> 00:27:16,389
And what do you want in exchange?
559
00:27:16,390 --> 00:27:19,229
Not your own soul, I hope.
560
00:27:19,230 --> 00:27:23,099
I'm here for the soul of Raymond Palmer.
561
00:27:23,100 --> 00:27:25,699
You let us two leave
hell, and I pledge to you
562
00:27:25,700 --> 00:27:28,739
that I will dedicate all
of my crafty, wicked ways
563
00:27:28,740 --> 00:27:31,870
to thwarting Neron and
securing your reign.
564
00:27:31,880 --> 00:27:34,040
Are you really here
565
00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:36,409
for Raymond Palmer?
566
00:27:44,460 --> 00:27:46,530
We thought there was another...
567
00:27:48,490 --> 00:27:52,429
A young girl whose life you destroyed.
568
00:27:52,430 --> 00:27:53,960
Astra.
569
00:27:58,600 --> 00:28:02,839
Yeah, well, you know, I
didn't want to be too greedy.
570
00:28:02,840 --> 00:28:05,009
But, yeah, I'll take them both.
571
00:28:05,010 --> 00:28:06,679
Both of them?
572
00:28:06,680 --> 00:28:09,509
That is greedy.
573
00:28:09,510 --> 00:28:11,910
But if you were to choose,
574
00:28:11,920 --> 00:28:14,520
well, then that's a different matter.
575
00:28:16,220 --> 00:28:19,690
John, help me.
576
00:28:20,990 --> 00:28:24,659
John, you're here. You got
to get me back to Earth.
577
00:28:27,070 --> 00:28:30,169
Please, John. They're hurting me.
578
00:28:30,170 --> 00:28:32,899
Make up your mind, John.
579
00:28:32,900 --> 00:28:35,169
This offer won't last.
580
00:28:37,810 --> 00:28:39,239
John?
581
00:28:39,240 --> 00:28:41,279
- Astra?
- It's following me!
582
00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:42,409
Make it go away!
583
00:28:45,950 --> 00:28:48,080
Come here, I've got you.
584
00:28:48,090 --> 00:28:49,319
You can't have her!
585
00:28:49,320 --> 00:28:51,919
You can't save her.
586
00:28:51,920 --> 00:28:53,979
You can't have her! You can't have her!
587
00:28:53,980 --> 00:28:55,950
John, get me out of here!
588
00:29:04,000 --> 00:29:06,469
I'm sorry.
589
00:29:06,470 --> 00:29:09,669
I choose...
590
00:29:09,670 --> 00:29:11,680
Astra Logue.
591
00:29:17,620 --> 00:29:19,809
Stick to the plan, Charlie.
592
00:29:19,810 --> 00:29:21,670
You mean the plan where I need to rely
593
00:29:21,680 --> 00:29:24,259
on my shoddy shape-shifting
to portal creatures one by one
594
00:29:24,260 --> 00:29:25,999
out of their cells and
on to the Waverider,
595
00:29:26,000 --> 00:29:29,069
where Gary may or may not
wish them to Kingdom Come?
596
00:29:29,070 --> 00:29:31,499
Yep, that plan.
597
00:29:35,340 --> 00:29:37,340
This isn't you, Gary.
598
00:29:37,350 --> 00:29:40,049
Why are you being so cruel?
599
00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:41,749
Please!
600
00:29:41,750 --> 00:29:44,079
Stop! You're killing them!
601
00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:48,719
I don't do mime, dearie.
602
00:29:48,720 --> 00:29:50,789
Just stop! Everything!
603
00:29:50,790 --> 00:29:53,120
As you wish...
604
00:29:55,930 --> 00:29:57,390
- Ooh.
- Ugh.
605
00:30:00,070 --> 00:30:01,169
Huh.
606
00:30:01,170 --> 00:30:03,599
Mona? Hey, wake up.
607
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:07,500
Hey, Nora.
608
00:30:07,510 --> 00:30:09,739
Hey.
609
00:30:09,740 --> 00:30:11,509
Oh, you're still here.
610
00:30:11,510 --> 00:30:14,579
I'm book club forever.
611
00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,309
Book club forever.
612
00:30:27,170 --> 00:30:30,309
Oh, Fairy Godmother!
613
00:30:30,310 --> 00:30:33,139
Uh, I have to pop off
614
00:30:33,140 --> 00:30:35,679
for a second, Gary.
615
00:30:35,680 --> 00:30:38,449
I thought we were going to
play Settlers of Catan later.
616
00:30:38,450 --> 00:30:40,549
Don't be silly.
617
00:30:40,550 --> 00:30:43,689
We're not friends.
618
00:30:43,690 --> 00:30:45,920
Oh.
619
00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:50,159
I am so sorry, Gary.
620
00:30:50,160 --> 00:30:51,529
I took you for granted.
621
00:30:51,530 --> 00:30:53,760
I never, ever should have let you
622
00:30:53,770 --> 00:30:56,699
do my dry cleaning or
work overtime without pay.
623
00:30:56,700 --> 00:30:58,599
I mean, that's illegal anyway.
624
00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,969
I'm so sorry.
625
00:30:59,970 --> 00:31:01,669
I still want to kill you.
626
00:31:01,670 --> 00:31:05,109
Gary, when Rip first
recruited the Legends,
627
00:31:05,110 --> 00:31:07,840
he picked the people
that were insignificant
628
00:31:07,850 --> 00:31:10,679
to history... the original losers.
629
00:31:10,680 --> 00:31:13,780
You don't have to be
cool to be a Legend.
630
00:31:13,790 --> 00:31:17,150
And maybe we forgot that
somewhere along the way, but...
631
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:19,889
- you are one of us.
- Now, come on, Gary.
632
00:31:19,890 --> 00:31:21,820
Ray and Constantine
are both stuck in hell,
633
00:31:21,830 --> 00:31:23,359
and you can help them.
634
00:31:23,360 --> 00:31:26,399
Just use your Fairy
Godmother powers for good.
635
00:31:30,540 --> 00:31:32,499
Save her.
636
00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:36,209
Sadly, my hands are tied.
637
00:31:36,210 --> 00:31:40,079
But if you become
Mona's Fairy Godmother,
638
00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,949
she could wish to be healed.
639
00:31:42,950 --> 00:31:45,419
How do I do that?
640
00:31:45,420 --> 00:31:48,280
If another witch takes the wand...
641
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:53,559
You'll take my curse...
642
00:31:53,560 --> 00:31:57,219
but with it, all of my power.
643
00:31:57,220 --> 00:31:58,329
Nora.
644
00:32:04,000 --> 00:32:06,399
Nora, no.
645
00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:08,100
No...
646
00:32:11,940 --> 00:32:14,209
Oh, it worked.
647
00:32:14,210 --> 00:32:16,379
Quick, Mona. Make a wish.
648
00:32:16,380 --> 00:32:17,710
Wow.
649
00:32:17,720 --> 00:32:19,519
Uh, Fairy God-Nora,
650
00:32:19,520 --> 00:32:23,249
I wish to be safe on the Waverider.
651
00:32:26,090 --> 00:32:30,329
Oh, how I've missed me.
652
00:32:30,330 --> 00:32:32,129
Sadly for you,
653
00:32:32,130 --> 00:32:35,729
when you took on the wand's
power and responsibility,
654
00:32:35,730 --> 00:32:38,299
you also took on its charge.
655
00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:41,169
- Gary?
- I'm afraid so.
656
00:32:42,510 --> 00:32:45,000
Fairy Godmothers are prisoners.
657
00:32:45,010 --> 00:32:48,909
Their magic is dependent on whiny humans
658
00:32:48,910 --> 00:32:51,649
and their petty demands.
659
00:32:51,650 --> 00:32:53,219
You lied.
660
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:55,470
Obviously.
661
00:32:56,650 --> 00:32:58,489
Toodles.
662
00:33:10,240 --> 00:33:12,839
Excuse me.
663
00:33:12,840 --> 00:33:17,109
- Oh. Marilyn Monroe?
- Why, yes.
664
00:33:17,110 --> 00:33:19,509
I seem to have gotten a little lost.
665
00:33:19,510 --> 00:33:21,640
Can you help me get back home?
666
00:33:21,650 --> 00:33:24,349
Of course, ma'am.
667
00:33:24,350 --> 00:33:27,149
Let me just program in a year.
668
00:33:32,320 --> 00:33:35,729
Ah. Yeah. Uh...
669
00:33:40,900 --> 00:33:41,909
Thank you, sir.
670
00:33:41,910 --> 00:33:44,399
Oh, my love! My love.
671
00:33:46,070 --> 00:33:48,069
Uh, still no luck with Nora?
672
00:33:48,070 --> 00:33:49,839
- No.
- Oh.
673
00:33:49,840 --> 00:33:51,909
Well, she'll take your curse soon.
674
00:33:51,910 --> 00:33:54,579
After all, you are very convincing.
675
00:33:54,580 --> 00:33:56,449
Well, I better head back.
676
00:33:56,450 --> 00:33:58,849
Evil deeds to do and all that.
677
00:34:03,020 --> 00:34:06,159
No.
678
00:34:10,400 --> 00:34:12,660
Well, that was bloody close.
679
00:34:13,830 --> 00:34:16,529
I'm at the first cell. Anytime now, Z.
680
00:34:16,530 --> 00:34:18,870
Okay, just give me one second.
681
00:34:20,040 --> 00:34:23,069
The public doesn't always
know what's best for them.
682
00:34:23,070 --> 00:34:25,709
So tonight we will release the Minotaur
683
00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:28,740
and scare them into
accepting our protection.
684
00:34:28,750 --> 00:34:31,679
It is done, mon amour.
685
00:34:31,680 --> 00:34:33,280
How do I look?
686
00:34:34,250 --> 00:34:36,919
But you were just...
687
00:34:36,920 --> 00:34:38,719
Oh, the shape-shifter.
688
00:34:41,260 --> 00:34:44,890
Can someone sound the alarm?
689
00:34:48,230 --> 00:34:50,730
Charlie, Tabitha and Neron are onto you.
690
00:34:50,740 --> 00:34:52,230
Yeah, I figured.
691
00:34:52,240 --> 00:34:54,200
You need to get out now.
692
00:34:54,210 --> 00:34:57,209
Open all the doors, turn
off the force fields.
693
00:34:57,210 --> 00:34:59,039
I'm not leaving.
694
00:35:23,800 --> 00:35:25,769
Are you waiting for an invitation?
695
00:35:25,770 --> 00:35:27,880
It's a bloody jailbreak!
696
00:35:33,520 --> 00:35:36,019
I mean, there are pros
to trusting your apologies
697
00:35:36,020 --> 00:35:38,149
are sincere, and cons.
698
00:35:38,150 --> 00:35:40,319
Maybe I'll make a list.
699
00:35:40,320 --> 00:35:43,130
Gary... Gary, just go with your heart.
700
00:35:45,660 --> 00:35:47,599
Oh, Fairy Godmother!
701
00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:50,999
- Nora.
- Oh...
702
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:54,099
Go find John and help
him rescue Ray from hell.
703
00:35:54,100 --> 00:35:55,600
Oh, fiddlesticks.
704
00:35:55,610 --> 00:35:57,059
- Wait, wait!
- Gary!
705
00:35:57,060 --> 00:35:59,109
Gary, you dick!
706
00:36:01,110 --> 00:36:02,640
Oh.
707
00:36:04,000 --> 00:36:05,629
Come on, you lot. Get a move on.
708
00:36:05,630 --> 00:36:07,269
You don't have to tell me twice.
709
00:36:07,270 --> 00:36:09,269
Faster, sassy!
710
00:36:12,870 --> 00:36:14,369
You're all right, little one.
711
00:36:14,370 --> 00:36:16,470
Oi, ogre. Catch!
712
00:36:21,110 --> 00:36:22,699
Charlie, you're out of time.
713
00:36:22,700 --> 00:36:26,049
Z, get out of here. See
you on the other side.
714
00:36:26,050 --> 00:36:28,289
I'm going after Mona.
715
00:36:35,260 --> 00:36:36,859
Mona.
716
00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:40,929
Come on, my love.
717
00:36:40,930 --> 00:36:43,699
Let's get you out of here.
718
00:36:45,710 --> 00:36:48,609
Ugh. I hate shape-shifters.
Break her neck.
719
00:36:48,610 --> 00:36:50,939
Patience, mon amour.
720
00:36:52,810 --> 00:36:54,509
Get Mona.
721
00:36:54,510 --> 00:36:56,649
No!
722
00:36:59,020 --> 00:37:02,689
Looks like things ain't
going so well for you, Neron.
723
00:37:02,690 --> 00:37:05,489
You wanted a monster to attack D.C.
724
00:37:05,490 --> 00:37:09,429
Now we have every single monster...
725
00:37:09,430 --> 00:37:11,129
in one.
726
00:37:16,370 --> 00:37:18,469
You promised me you'd
take me to see Astra.
727
00:37:18,470 --> 00:37:20,769
Patience, John.
728
00:37:20,770 --> 00:37:23,609
I made a pledge to you, and I expect you
729
00:37:23,610 --> 00:37:25,540
to keep your end of the bargain.
730
00:37:31,450 --> 00:37:34,049
What the hell are you playing at?
731
00:37:34,050 --> 00:37:35,850
John?
732
00:37:35,860 --> 00:37:39,659
John, is it really you?
733
00:37:39,660 --> 00:37:41,800
Yes. Yes, Astra, love.
734
00:37:41,810 --> 00:37:44,329
It's me. It's me. This is Johnny.
735
00:37:44,330 --> 00:37:46,500
Thank God...
736
00:37:48,900 --> 00:37:53,000
God? You know better than to thank Him.
737
00:37:55,880 --> 00:37:57,709
Astra?
738
00:37:57,710 --> 00:38:00,309
John is here to take you back to Earth.
739
00:38:00,310 --> 00:38:03,549
You're welcome to go.
740
00:38:03,550 --> 00:38:06,880
Yeah. It's all right, love. It's me.
741
00:38:09,490 --> 00:38:11,159
No.
742
00:38:13,390 --> 00:38:15,129
Wait.
743
00:38:15,130 --> 00:38:17,129
Hold on.
744
00:38:17,130 --> 00:38:18,660
What do you mean no?
745
00:38:18,670 --> 00:38:21,569
Looks like the deal is null and void.
746
00:38:21,570 --> 00:38:25,539
Neron is a thorn in our side, John,
747
00:38:25,540 --> 00:38:27,669
but torturing you...
748
00:38:27,670 --> 00:38:29,370
is too much fun.
749
00:38:31,010 --> 00:38:33,240
John?
750
00:38:33,250 --> 00:38:34,979
It's following me.
751
00:38:34,980 --> 00:38:36,710
Make it go away!
752
00:38:36,720 --> 00:38:38,419
Please!
753
00:38:38,420 --> 00:38:40,789
John, get me out of here!
754
00:38:51,460 --> 00:38:53,460
Astra, love.
755
00:38:53,470 --> 00:38:57,299
- This isn't you.
- Oh, of course it is.
756
00:38:57,300 --> 00:39:00,969
Or would you rather I stayed
that terrified little girl,
757
00:39:00,970 --> 00:39:04,979
crying and waiting for
you to come and rescue me?
758
00:39:04,980 --> 00:39:08,209
I would have been waiting a long time.
759
00:39:08,210 --> 00:39:11,349
I am so, so sorry, love, but...
760
00:39:11,350 --> 00:39:13,789
this place, it's twisted you.
761
00:39:13,790 --> 00:39:16,019
If anything...
762
00:39:16,020 --> 00:39:18,389
it's made me more like you.
763
00:39:18,390 --> 00:39:19,720
Right, John?
764
00:39:19,730 --> 00:39:22,290
You're not like me.
765
00:39:22,300 --> 00:39:25,059
You're not.
766
00:39:25,060 --> 00:39:28,269
You chose wrong.
767
00:39:28,270 --> 00:39:30,299
You should have saved your friend.
768
00:39:50,290 --> 00:39:53,789
Hey, watch it! Back off, freak!
769
00:39:53,790 --> 00:39:55,959
It's like a demented Noah's Ark.
770
00:39:55,960 --> 00:39:57,390
What about Charlie?
771
00:39:57,400 --> 00:39:59,429
It's my fault. I'm the
one that convinced her
772
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:00,599
to risk everything.
773
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:02,199
Hey, don't go down that road.
774
00:40:02,200 --> 00:40:03,599
We'll do what we always do.
775
00:40:03,600 --> 00:40:06,579
Yeah, forming stupid Beebos.
776
00:40:09,110 --> 00:40:11,609
Hey, where are you going?
777
00:40:11,610 --> 00:40:13,609
Well, after everything, I just figured
778
00:40:13,610 --> 00:40:15,649
you wouldn't want to
have me around anymore.
779
00:40:15,650 --> 00:40:17,349
It's all hands on deck, Gary.
780
00:40:17,350 --> 00:40:18,599
Yeah.
781
00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:20,670
We're gonna need all our
friends to defeat Neron.
782
00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:25,159
Aye, aye.
783
00:40:25,160 --> 00:40:27,089
You all right?
784
00:40:27,090 --> 00:40:28,960
Not really.
785
00:40:30,830 --> 00:40:32,799
I'm glad you and Wicksty are okay.
786
00:40:36,200 --> 00:40:37,599
What happened?
787
00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,669
Oh, my God.
788
00:40:56,720 --> 00:40:58,489
Hi.
789
00:40:58,490 --> 00:41:01,060
My name is Zari.
790
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