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That old bag. One more perm,
she won't have a hair on her head.
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- She's got plenty on her arms, baby.
- She sure does shed, don't she?
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I can't believe this is a class.
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Hey, without Film Studies,
how would we know what movies mean?
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So Piz didn't say anything?
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About the whole party thing.
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Like how you two made out in the hall
and then you took off?
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Why, is he calling you all the time?
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He called once, the day after.
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But how would you interpret his mood?
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You want me to have this talk?
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- Am I a 12-year-old girl?
- No.
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But you're drinking Fresca
and watching Joan Crawford movies.
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Look. I told you, be honest,
let him down easy, but...
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- So he's gone all mushy?
- I don't know.
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My interpretation of Piz's mood? Normal.
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So is the girl-talk over?
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I'm trying to watch The Women here.
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- How was your day?
- It's official.
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- Two fewer burglaries this month and last.
- I smell trend.
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And the registration deadline
for the special election is Monday.
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- So you're running...
- Unopposed.
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I might stand a chance.
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Okay. Johnny Scopes
and Desmond Fellows met where?
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NYU dean's office. Johnny dropping out,
and Desmond expelled.
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Formed My Pretty Pony the next day.
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Score one for Arnold.
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Piz, name three My Pretty Pony songs
that made college radio charts.
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"Black Cat," "You Break Me, You Buy Me,"
"Jesus Saves but Where Does He Shop."
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- All right.
- Their last album was released?
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'96, More Problems. Game over.
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The Wake, EP, 1997.
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Released over Desmond's objections
after Johnny died.
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Their official last album.
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Congratulations, Piz. Job's yours.
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You replace Joe.
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There's a lot riding on this. Don't blow it.
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Hey, Veronica. Guess what.
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- What?
- You know My Pretty Pony?
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- Yeah, I totally love them.
- I know, right?
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So Desmond Fellows is coming to Hearst.
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Why is he coming here?
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One of our idiot DJs swore on air...
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...and the FCC is literally fining us
into oblivion.
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So we got Desmond to come play
a fundraiser to pay them off.
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Otherwise the station's dead.
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- Johnny Scopes died, didn't he?
- Yeah.
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But Desmond has the actual backing tapes
of Johnny's vocals.
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He plays all the My Pretty Pony songs
along to the tapes.
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It's awesome,
this guy's one of my all time heroes.
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- I can get tickets if you maybe wanna...
- Yeah, maybe.
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I'll see.
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I gotta run, I'm late.
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As you can clearly see.
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And finally, consider this.
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Do you know anyone
who doesn't wear shoes?
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Very nice, Donaldson.
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So...
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Logan Echolls? What have you got for us?
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Actually, I was hoping I could present
my business plan on Monday.
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- Yeah, sure.
- Why am I not surprised?
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I didn't get a chance to say this on the way
but I was the biggest My Pretty Pony fan.
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Sweet. Hey, that's my drink, right?
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Yeah. Tonic and ice.
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I hope this is okay.
Nicest place in Neptune.
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All the amenities.
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What's he still doing here?
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Waiting for the tip.
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It's a customary thing. In America.
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There you are my good man.
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- That'll get you 20 bones on eBay.
- Why?
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I'm Desmond Fellows.
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Obviously, he's not cool.
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We'll leave that for the room service guy.
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You know what, Fez? I'm pretty beat.
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Why don't you go out...
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...see if you can grab us a few of those
little mini-bottles off of a cart.
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It would be great,
I was gonna catch some Z's.
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Surprise.
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You really do have all the amenities.
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You said, "Surprise me," so...
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- Surprise.
- Right.
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I said... Who are you?
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BlackCat70?
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All the e-mails?
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"Surprise me when I'm in town."
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That was you?
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- Oh, my God.
- Right.
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Misunderstanding.
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- Thunder's struck...
- Drawer's so cluttered.
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We're here buying apples.
Apples for apple snack.
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It's going to be Gabriel's Thunder.
This is a double tonight.
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Sorry. Do come see the show.
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Advice? Never meet your idol.
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More advice?
Always confirm the accuracy of photos.
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- So you said there was a beach?
- Yeah, more than one.
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Yeah.
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Or you forget the beach.
Go to Mexico, get really weird.
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Mexico, I'm not sure we can do.
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- The show's off, so why not?
- What, why?
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All the backing tapes and stuff?
Used to be in this bag.
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Now it contains only this.
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- Is the eggplant good?
- It's okay.
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- How about that stuff?
- It's good.
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It's probably horrible for you, right?
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I'll stay with the eggplant.
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No, wait. What do you think?
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- I need to see a psychiatrist.
- I was thinking more an English professor.
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What we're dealing with here
is an absurd level of symbolism.
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- Two veggie lasagnas.
- Okay.
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- Symbolism?
- "The Bronson parmigiana's good for me...
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...but the Max-uccini
looks awfully tempting."
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It's not my fault Max won't stop calling.
Like you should talk.
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Me? I'm not ordering good boy
while wishing I'd ordered bad boy.
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No, you gave up bad boy
but keep asking for samples of good boy.
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No, I...
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Wait, what?
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- Okay, if Logan is the fettuccine...
- It's the eggplant.
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Piz.
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Actually, I wanted to talk to you too.
I need to apologize.
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At the party, I was irresponsible.
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I think we should file the party away
and just be friends.
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- For now.
- I kind of got that.
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I'm actually calling because I need help
with, like, a case thing.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You forget something?
- Just saying hi.
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I haven't seen you since Parker's party.
Now, what brings you here?
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Oh, just a case thing.
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Actually, can I ask you something?
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The weekend
you almost got your head shaved...
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...your dad said
you were staying at Wallace's...
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...but it was just you and Piz, huh?
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Yes, but no. No.
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I mean, I slept in Wallace's bed
and it was just a place to stay.
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- Nothing was...
- Oh, thank God you're...
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Hey.
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Hey.
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Good luck.
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Empty. Just a hotel robe
stuffed in there to make it look full.
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- Look, without those tapes, he can't...
- Hey, Puss.
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This is all we have,
which I won't touch.
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You need to contact management
immediately...
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- Hey, is that your girlfriend?
- No, just a friend.
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Veronica, hi. I'm a really big fan.
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You're just using him to get to me.
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Mercenary, I like it. You know what,
I'm doing a show tomorrow night.
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- lf you wanna hang backstage, Monica...
- Her dad's a PI.
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She'll help us find that woman
who took the tapes.
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Oh, I think I figured that whole thing out.
Come here.
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Check it out.
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Is that the woman?
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That was my mistake.
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That's BlackCat80.
The woman in my room was BlackCat70.
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Number trouble.
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So do you have pictures of the woman
who was in your room?
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No.
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Anyone ever tell you
you look like a feisty young Barbara Eden?
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How did she know you'd be here?
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- How old are you, Monica?
- I'm 11.
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You arranged this how?
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Instant messaging.
But I didn't save any of the...
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All business. Deadly.
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Yeah, there she is. BlackCat70.
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It's a shame she was old,
she seemed cool.
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So you didn't get her name.
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- Just BlackCat70.
- What's that?
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Did she try and draw herself?
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It's a Chinese character.
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I know guys taking Chinese,
we could ask them.
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It's a start.
Was there anything in the bag?
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Just medications. Pills.
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- What are you taking pills for?
- You know.
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Life.
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Ever had that nightmare,
you forget you're taking a class...
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...and you have to take the final?
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No.
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I gotta come up
with a business plan by Monday.
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Dude, that's a bummer.
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- What are you doing?
- Getting famous.
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What is that?
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Dude, that's me. Ghost-riding the whip.
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Check it out.
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- Did you run over your own foot?
- Yeah.
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Which is why I think I have a real shot
at the top of the charts.
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And this is something people do?
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Cool people.
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You did good for your first time.
Next time, it'll be easier.
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The next and last time I run...
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...will be to chase down
and kill the inventor of Ultimate Frisbee.
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Hello?
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Hey, Logan, Parker's not here. Me?
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- "GradeMyAss"?
- Dot-net, yes.
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I need to present
a viable business plan for a class.
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I need a lowest common denominator
website...
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...with a simple interactive element
I can build a business plan around.
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You could do this in your sleep. I'll pay.
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- And the catch?
- It's due Monday morning.
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- I'll need Red Bull and licorice.
- Deal.
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You're on the air with Desmond Fellows
of My Pretty Pony.
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Playing a benefit tomorrow night
at Liberty Lunch.
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Brought to you by Wrigley's Extra gum.
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Okay, caller. Are you there?
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Their leftover gum?
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The brand. Extra gum.
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Sugarless.
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Okay, caller, are you there?
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Desmond, you rock.
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Play "You Break Me" tomorrow, okay?
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Oh, yeah, all the old hit, you bet.
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Hey, are you that redhead
out in the food court?
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How do you feel
about showing me those big old...?
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Okay.
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- Second caller, you're on with Desmond.
- Dude, you suck.
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Oh, hey, thanks a lot, man.
So, what's your question?
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You just scrounge money
off the memory of your dead partner.
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How do you live with yourself?
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Well, I drink heavily and I abuse drugs.
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- Hack.
- Moving on, you're on with Desmond.
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I'm calling from Semites for the Savior.
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We want everyone to know
this man makes songs...
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... that mock our religious beliefs.
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You're a Jewish group
and your initials are S. S?
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Oh, God.
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We encourage everyone to pray
that he cancels the show...
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Nazi gonna happen.
Don't worry, the show's canceling itself.
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I would pray, instead, for a girlfriend.
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Hey, what's up? It's Des.
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Dude. Party.
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- Miller Hall, room 404, tonight.
- Got a pen?
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That was great. Home, please.
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Piz.
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- What did he mean, "canceling itself"?
- It's nothing.
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He just misplaced the backing tapes.
It's no big deal.
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You know what happens
if we have to cancel this show.
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Plax.
Come on, I'm missing Night Court.
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Sacks.
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- Where are those drug stats?
- Sheriff.
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- Leo.
- Sheriff Mars.
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What brings you around here?
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I was hoping
I could have a word with you.
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What've you been up to, Leo?
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Doing security at Sport Haus.
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Which is what I wanted
to talk to you about.
246
00:14:21,159 --> 00:14:25,152
I was on the afternoon shift and I noticed
one of the stock guys acting kind of weird.
247
00:14:25,330 --> 00:14:28,322
Making calls from a payphone
across the street.
248
00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:32,129
Taking the occasional photo of the floors
and back offices on his cell phone.
249
00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:35,068
- What, like he's casing the joint?
- Kind of.
250
00:14:35,240 --> 00:14:38,573
Then I noticed a new name
on the cleaning-crew roster.
251
00:14:38,743 --> 00:14:41,041
- Danny Boyd.
- Fitzpatrick flunky.
252
00:14:41,212 --> 00:14:44,648
I tell my supervisor my concerns.
He says he'll look into it.
253
00:14:44,816 --> 00:14:47,307
Next day, I'm switched to a new shift.
254
00:14:49,554 --> 00:14:51,385
Something's not right.
255
00:14:51,890 --> 00:14:54,017
Danny Boyd, huh?
256
00:14:55,760 --> 00:14:58,786
I'm friendly with a judge
who might give me a tap on Boyd's phone.
257
00:15:00,398 --> 00:15:02,423
Just stay put and I'll see what I can do.
258
00:15:02,601 --> 00:15:06,435
What I want to know is, how'd that guy
write cool, insightful songs?
259
00:15:06,605 --> 00:15:10,006
- Or did Johnny do the good ones?
- Desmond wrote all the good ones.
260
00:15:10,175 --> 00:15:13,941
I think he's just tired.
He's been on the road all spring.
261
00:15:15,046 --> 00:15:18,106
- We got class in five minutes, so...
- Veronica, Vincent and Marty.
262
00:15:18,283 --> 00:15:20,080
I figured between them, they'd know.
263
00:15:20,251 --> 00:15:22,947
We need to figure out what that means.
264
00:15:25,223 --> 00:15:28,454
So this represents... What's the word?
265
00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:30,754
- It's like a pleasing quality.
- Right, right.
266
00:15:30,929 --> 00:15:32,328
Like "charming."
267
00:15:32,897 --> 00:15:37,698
Or more, it's a spiritual quality,
but like charming or effortless.
268
00:15:37,869 --> 00:15:39,131
It's a... God.
269
00:15:39,304 --> 00:15:40,532
I got it. "Grace."
270
00:15:40,705 --> 00:15:41,933
- Grace.
- Right, yeah.
271
00:15:42,107 --> 00:15:43,335
What?
272
00:15:53,184 --> 00:15:56,119
Look, guys, what is there to say?
I was a huge Pretty Pony fan.
273
00:15:56,287 --> 00:15:58,278
Desmond and I exchanged messages.
274
00:15:58,456 --> 00:16:02,324
And believe it or not, I wasn't always
a boring associate professor of Chinese.
275
00:16:02,494 --> 00:16:05,486
I was once rather wild.
276
00:16:05,664 --> 00:16:07,859
Was? You climbed down
from the room on a sheet.
277
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:10,831
We're not the wild patrol.
We just need his stuff back.
278
00:16:11,002 --> 00:16:12,629
- What stuff?
- From his bag.
279
00:16:12,804 --> 00:16:15,466
- That you took after...
- I didn't take anything.
280
00:16:15,640 --> 00:16:17,972
You were the only one
alone with his backpack.
281
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:21,704
- He was a jerk, so...
- I didn't take anything of his.
282
00:16:22,614 --> 00:16:26,482
Professor Schaefer,
the situation is life and death.
283
00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:31,912
There was medication in there.
Which Desmond needs to live.
284
00:16:32,590 --> 00:16:35,320
Oh, my God, is he okay?
I'll cancel my class.
285
00:16:36,861 --> 00:16:38,920
We'll call my doctor. What's he missing?
286
00:16:41,366 --> 00:16:43,664
- So you believe her?
- I kind of do.
287
00:16:43,835 --> 00:16:46,269
She would've given a kidney to Desmond
had we asked.
288
00:16:48,239 --> 00:16:51,697
Who was that guy who called praying
Desmond's show was canceled?
289
00:16:52,143 --> 00:16:53,667
Semites for the Savior.
290
00:16:53,845 --> 00:16:58,714
Maybe they heard that God is now helping
those that help themselves?
291
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:04,578
So look-wise, you're thinking bright,
fun, simple.
292
00:17:04,756 --> 00:17:07,247
Accessible.
Quick loading to maximize click-throughs.
293
00:17:07,425 --> 00:17:11,122
Don't put the best asses at the top.
Make people hunt for them.
294
00:17:11,296 --> 00:17:15,130
- I compiled studies of browsing behavior...
- But you don't want them too hidden.
295
00:17:15,300 --> 00:17:18,133
If you can't find the good ones,
you'll feel cheated.
296
00:17:18,303 --> 00:17:19,964
And his role in this enterprise?
297
00:17:20,138 --> 00:17:22,504
- Consultant, I'm an ass expert.
- Yes.
298
00:17:23,007 --> 00:17:25,999
- Except for the expert part.
- I'm an ass?
299
00:17:26,177 --> 00:17:28,077
Who would you ask for advice
about lions?
300
00:17:28,246 --> 00:17:29,804
A lion or a gerbil?
301
00:17:29,981 --> 00:17:32,609
"Gerbil," you say? No, you ask a lion.
302
00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:37,153
Because by virtue of being a lion,
a lion is an expert on lions.
303
00:17:37,322 --> 00:17:38,880
So...
304
00:17:40,792 --> 00:17:44,922
Okay, I don't see how you hope to launch
a website about hot asses without me.
305
00:17:45,096 --> 00:17:47,564
But fine. It's Friday night.
306
00:17:47,732 --> 00:17:51,293
If I walk long enough in a straight line,
I'll hit a party.
307
00:17:56,407 --> 00:18:00,571
State legislators will meet later in the week
to discuss banning the sale of condoms...
308
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:03,680
... in convenience stores
within a six-block radius of any...
309
00:18:03,848 --> 00:18:05,076
I take it you failed.
310
00:18:06,851 --> 00:18:10,617
We found the groupie,
but she said she didn't take the tapes.
311
00:18:10,789 --> 00:18:13,019
We have some other leads.
312
00:18:19,164 --> 00:18:22,429
We'll find the tapes and get them back
313
00:18:22,901 --> 00:18:29,397
Do the show and I'm a hack
314
00:18:32,343 --> 00:18:34,811
Party time. What to wear?
315
00:18:35,780 --> 00:18:37,372
What was that?
316
00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,278
- The song?
- That?
317
00:18:39,984 --> 00:18:41,975
No, it's a thing.
318
00:18:42,153 --> 00:18:45,782
No, it's cool. Reminds me of the demo
on the Wild Ponies reissue.
319
00:18:45,957 --> 00:18:47,788
Indie rock, or "rock" rock?
320
00:18:49,761 --> 00:18:53,458
"Rock" rock.
Cause the bad boys get the chicks.
321
00:18:53,631 --> 00:18:56,156
I mean look at you,
you're single and you're very nice.
322
00:18:56,334 --> 00:18:59,303
- There's a correlation.
- Do you still write stuff?
323
00:18:59,704 --> 00:19:03,265
Well, people want to hear the old hits,
so no.
324
00:19:03,441 --> 00:19:06,342
What about that one you just played?
That was a cool song.
325
00:19:07,612 --> 00:19:11,013
There's no bridge.
Who cares anyway, hey, you know?
326
00:19:11,182 --> 00:19:15,642
I played the old hits, I get paid.
I go to parties.
327
00:19:15,887 --> 00:19:17,115
If it ain't broke...
328
00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:19,486
- It's gonna be a lame party.
- Really?
329
00:19:19,657 --> 00:19:20,988
I should go to Mexico.
330
00:19:21,159 --> 00:19:24,185
If you stayed here and worked
on the song, you wouldn't miss much.
331
00:19:27,532 --> 00:19:29,591
My stuff's locked up in the club.
332
00:19:29,767 --> 00:19:31,701
I've got a guitar. In my room.
333
00:19:37,275 --> 00:19:39,539
Well, if it's gonna be a lame party,
maybe.
334
00:19:39,711 --> 00:19:42,305
I'll be back in 15 minutes, okay?
335
00:19:50,255 --> 00:19:51,984
And finally, a blast from the past.
336
00:19:52,156 --> 00:19:54,488
After 10 years
in the "where are they now" file...
337
00:19:54,659 --> 00:19:56,524
... Desmond Fellows
appears tomorrow...
338
00:19:56,694 --> 00:20:01,893
... to give fans of cult fave My Pretty Pony
a taste of what they've been missing.
339
00:20:02,066 --> 00:20:05,866
And back at work, they still love you
340
00:20:06,037 --> 00:20:10,303
So why does this still feel like
Your interview?
341
00:20:11,409 --> 00:20:16,005
Payday and if money's all that matters now
342
00:20:16,180 --> 00:20:18,910
You're complaining
That you don't know how
343
00:20:19,083 --> 00:20:20,846
When we come back, a household item...
344
00:20:21,019 --> 00:20:24,420
... that could be dangerous
to your pets and children.
345
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:30,293
Sorry about that, man. Go on.
346
00:20:30,461 --> 00:20:32,952
- Drew Barrymore?
- Yeah.
347
00:20:33,131 --> 00:20:36,328
- Rose McGowan.
- Oh, yes.
348
00:20:36,501 --> 00:20:38,366
- Jennifer Love Hewitt.
- Twice.
349
00:20:38,536 --> 00:20:40,970
Dude, you are my idol.
350
00:20:42,473 --> 00:20:44,065
Who are you?
351
00:20:55,586 --> 00:20:59,283
- So you surviving?
- Surviving what?
352
00:20:59,457 --> 00:21:00,822
Helping Piz.
353
00:21:00,992 --> 00:21:03,893
You know, those puppy-dog eyes
on you all the time.
354
00:21:05,530 --> 00:21:08,294
It's weird, like you said.
355
00:21:08,466 --> 00:21:12,732
Normal Piz. Like nothing ever happened.
356
00:21:12,904 --> 00:21:15,065
Which bothers you
because making out with you...
357
00:21:15,239 --> 00:21:17,503
...is supposed to be
a life-changing experience.
358
00:21:17,675 --> 00:21:19,905
I don't know. I just...
359
00:21:20,278 --> 00:21:21,643
Why are we talking about this?
360
00:21:21,813 --> 00:21:24,304
- I thought you loved these conversations.
- No.
361
00:21:24,482 --> 00:21:28,612
Hoping to follow it up with a cuteness
countdown of the Baldwin brothers.
362
00:21:28,786 --> 00:21:31,311
I hope we're still friends
after I Taser you.
363
00:21:33,257 --> 00:21:37,193
So this is totally modular.
You can swap out content whenever.
364
00:21:37,362 --> 00:21:38,727
Like franchisable.
365
00:21:38,896 --> 00:21:41,330
You wanna do boobs, legs, kittens,
whatever.
366
00:21:41,499 --> 00:21:43,990
You can have a new site
up and going instantly.
367
00:21:44,168 --> 00:21:46,193
You can bring your advertisers along.
368
00:21:46,371 --> 00:21:48,134
Okay, we'll sell that in the pitch.
369
00:21:48,306 --> 00:21:51,002
So the difference
between income models would be what?
370
00:21:51,175 --> 00:21:53,006
Not exactly my hacker forte.
371
00:21:53,177 --> 00:21:55,645
Information wants to be free.
372
00:21:55,813 --> 00:21:57,872
But I know someone who kind of knows.
373
00:21:58,049 --> 00:22:00,347
Well, could we call this someone?
374
00:22:11,662 --> 00:22:14,062
Max? Yeah, hi.
375
00:22:17,602 --> 00:22:19,570
Puz. Spizen.
376
00:22:19,737 --> 00:22:21,534
Dude, you're in time.
377
00:22:21,706 --> 00:22:25,142
We're going skinny-dipping!
378
00:22:33,317 --> 00:22:38,619
Okay, the key to good skinny-dipping
is what I call total nakedness.
379
00:22:39,123 --> 00:22:43,856
Not just physical nakedness,
but spiritual as well.
380
00:22:46,697 --> 00:22:51,498
La Paz. Capital of Bolivia. Get weird, man.
381
00:22:52,637 --> 00:22:55,037
This is my lifestyle!
382
00:22:59,610 --> 00:23:00,736
Yeah.
383
00:23:04,782 --> 00:23:07,148
God in his heaven, it's freezing!
384
00:23:13,357 --> 00:23:15,917
Oh, my God! I don't recommend this.
385
00:23:18,096 --> 00:23:22,226
Hey, man, you wanna turn that off?
It really kills the mood.
386
00:23:29,040 --> 00:23:32,134
"Hey Jude," "Yesterday," "Get Back"?
387
00:23:32,310 --> 00:23:34,676
Catchy tunes, yes. Rock 'n' roll, no.
388
00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:39,044
What kind of musician doesn't recognize
The Beatles as the greatest rock band?
389
00:23:39,217 --> 00:23:41,549
I don't recognize them
as a rock band at all.
390
00:23:41,719 --> 00:23:44,210
They were tunesmiths.
391
00:23:45,556 --> 00:23:48,650
Hey, man, I didn't get all pissy
when you denied my claim...
392
00:23:48,826 --> 00:23:51,590
...that Marshal Dillon's
the greatest sheriff of all time.
393
00:23:51,762 --> 00:23:55,129
Marshal Dillon was a marshal,
and more importantly, is fictional.
394
00:23:55,299 --> 00:23:57,460
That's what The Beatles are to me:
fictional.
395
00:23:57,635 --> 00:24:01,036
"Revolution," "Hey Jude."
These were real songs, man.
396
00:24:01,205 --> 00:24:03,070
"Norwegian Wood."
397
00:24:03,908 --> 00:24:07,002
Sorry. I'm sorry.
398
00:24:07,311 --> 00:24:10,212
I used to know a rent boy from Oslo
who called himself that.
399
00:24:11,149 --> 00:24:14,448
Mr. Mars.
I think Desmond is just winding you up.
400
00:24:14,619 --> 00:24:17,713
Most critics reference The Beatles influence
in Desmond's material.
401
00:24:17,889 --> 00:24:20,323
Oh, you mean those Beatles.
402
00:24:20,491 --> 00:24:23,585
I'm sorry, I thought you meant
the other ones with the two E's...
403
00:24:23,761 --> 00:24:27,629
...from the Lower East Side.
No, they're totally fictional.
404
00:24:27,798 --> 00:24:30,892
John, Paul, George and the drummer?
Those guys were awesome.
405
00:24:31,636 --> 00:24:34,161
Veronica, could you have Sacks
bring me the leg irons?
406
00:24:34,338 --> 00:24:37,432
Come on, Dad. Let it be.
407
00:24:41,913 --> 00:24:44,780
Here's what I did on my term paper site.
Break it down.
408
00:24:44,949 --> 00:24:47,975
For the lazy,
search and credit button right there.
409
00:24:48,152 --> 00:24:51,610
For the dumb, billable links at the top,
disguised as functions.
410
00:24:51,789 --> 00:24:54,917
- So they link without realizing.
- And I make a dollar.
411
00:24:55,092 --> 00:24:58,118
See, the point of the Internet
is to make money off stupid people.
412
00:24:58,296 --> 00:24:59,854
I like how you think, Max.
413
00:25:00,665 --> 00:25:03,361
That sound you hear
is my idealism quietly shattering.
414
00:25:03,534 --> 00:25:07,698
That other sound you hear is my cynicism
laughing at your idealism shattering.
415
00:25:07,872 --> 00:25:10,432
It won't be laughing
when I crash your evil website.
416
00:25:10,608 --> 00:25:12,701
- I'll be laughing when you try.
- Will you?
417
00:25:12,877 --> 00:25:14,902
Maybe I'm in your trusted
host table already.
418
00:25:15,079 --> 00:25:16,512
Should I get a camera?
419
00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:20,310
There's gotta be someone who'd pay to see
this hot nerd-on-nerd action.
420
00:25:21,352 --> 00:25:24,685
- Welcome to Semites for the Savior.
- Hi, who's in charge here?
421
00:25:24,855 --> 00:25:26,823
Me. You guys interested in joining?
422
00:25:26,991 --> 00:25:28,219
- No.
- Yes, we are.
423
00:25:28,392 --> 00:25:31,884
We wanna know what you guys are doing
to stop that Desmond Fellow show.
424
00:25:32,063 --> 00:25:33,360
That guy?
425
00:25:33,531 --> 00:25:36,159
We've sent a sternly worded letter
to the dean's office...
426
00:25:36,334 --> 00:25:37,562
Realistically.
427
00:25:37,735 --> 00:25:40,795
Like a real way to, you know,
take care of it.
428
00:25:40,972 --> 00:25:42,303
- Veronica?
- Yeah?
429
00:25:43,007 --> 00:25:45,908
That was the bellboy
who showed Desmond and me to the room.
430
00:25:46,310 --> 00:25:49,802
- Ratner.
- Oh, great.
431
00:25:49,981 --> 00:25:52,643
What are you
going to accuse me of this time?
432
00:25:52,917 --> 00:25:57,013
How about
stealing Desmond Fellows' backing tapes?
433
00:25:57,688 --> 00:25:59,713
Congratulations. Wrong again.
434
00:25:59,890 --> 00:26:02,154
You had Desmond's bags
in your possession.
435
00:26:02,326 --> 00:26:04,658
You're a member of a group
protesting his presence.
436
00:26:04,829 --> 00:26:07,764
That, to me,
is a thing that makes you go:
437
00:26:07,932 --> 00:26:09,923
What's the thing
that makes you go away?
438
00:26:10,101 --> 00:26:12,262
I didn't know who he was
until George told me...
439
00:26:12,436 --> 00:26:14,427
Who put the robe in there?
You had access.
440
00:26:14,605 --> 00:26:16,766
- What robe?
- Big, blue hotel robe in the bag.
441
00:26:20,244 --> 00:26:23,543
- You said it was a Neptune Grand robe.
- Yeah, a fluffy, blue robe.
442
00:26:23,714 --> 00:26:25,341
- Neptune Grand robes aren't...
- Blue.
443
00:26:25,516 --> 00:26:27,108
They're white.
444
00:26:30,421 --> 00:26:33,322
Okay, I'm apologizing.
445
00:26:33,491 --> 00:26:35,857
I'm sorry for thinking you were guilty.
446
00:26:36,027 --> 00:26:37,858
I don't accept your apology.
447
00:26:39,764 --> 00:26:41,254
I'll live.
448
00:26:42,800 --> 00:26:44,461
So can I see the bag and the robe?
449
00:26:49,473 --> 00:26:52,101
Right. Not a Neptune Grand robe.
450
00:26:54,312 --> 00:26:57,213
So, what, that's a clue? What kind?
451
00:26:58,082 --> 00:26:59,310
Nothing else was in there.
452
00:27:02,887 --> 00:27:05,082
So? Did you solve it?
453
00:27:05,256 --> 00:27:10,785
Yes. The answer is Danny Cleaver's bag
and all my time this weekend.
454
00:27:13,197 --> 00:27:15,597
What are two things
you didn't mean to take, but did.
455
00:27:17,301 --> 00:27:20,099
This isn't your bag.
You must have switched at the airport...
456
00:27:20,271 --> 00:27:21,568
...with Danny Cleaver.
457
00:27:21,739 --> 00:27:25,300
It's a Los Angeles phone number
and the show's in four hours.
458
00:27:25,476 --> 00:27:28,912
So we should have your tapes back
right on time.
459
00:27:45,262 --> 00:27:47,059
Danny Cleaver?
460
00:27:47,665 --> 00:27:50,361
Did you happen to notice
your backpack was full of tapes?
461
00:27:50,534 --> 00:27:52,331
I've been kind of hung-over.
462
00:27:52,737 --> 00:27:54,967
My bags are still in the car.
463
00:27:59,744 --> 00:28:02,645
How does this guy
make it through airport security?
464
00:28:05,282 --> 00:28:07,842
Johnny's vocals from More Problems.
465
00:28:08,252 --> 00:28:10,516
Okay, this album,
my freshman year of high school.
466
00:28:10,688 --> 00:28:13,589
I had a job washing dishes
at a nursing home...
467
00:28:13,758 --> 00:28:18,457
...where all the boss did was talk about
bar fights and weird sexual encounters.
468
00:28:18,863 --> 00:28:22,458
- How weird?
- Worst year of my life.
469
00:28:22,633 --> 00:28:25,761
But an off-brand MP3 player
and this album got me through it.
470
00:28:25,936 --> 00:28:28,336
When I was on dance team,
I tried to convince them...
471
00:28:28,506 --> 00:28:30,974
...to do a routine to
"Why You Shot Me Down"...
472
00:28:31,142 --> 00:28:33,838
...but change the words to
"We Threw a Touchdown."
473
00:28:34,011 --> 00:28:36,343
Wait. You were on a dance team?
474
00:28:36,514 --> 00:28:38,414
I was a dance teamer with a deep soul.
475
00:28:39,183 --> 00:28:42,277
Plus, I thought Desmond was cute.
476
00:28:42,953 --> 00:28:46,616
Who knew he'd turn out to be
such a wastoid letch?
477
00:28:46,791 --> 00:28:50,318
I don't think he's always been like that.
Still, it's gonna be a good show.
478
00:28:50,494 --> 00:28:52,155
I'm glad we saved it.
479
00:28:53,364 --> 00:28:55,161
Good thing I got the nerve to call you.
480
00:28:55,666 --> 00:29:00,660
- Why wouldn't you have called?
- You know, I thought it might be awkward.
481
00:29:01,272 --> 00:29:04,730
Me and you, after that.
482
00:29:04,909 --> 00:29:06,171
Yeah.
483
00:29:07,912 --> 00:29:11,040
I'm glad it's not awkward.
484
00:29:11,215 --> 00:29:14,776
Oh, it is, I'm very uncomfortable.
I thought I'd be even more uncomfortable.
485
00:29:18,989 --> 00:29:21,423
New Crap? What album is that?
486
00:29:21,592 --> 00:29:23,457
It's not an album.
487
00:29:24,562 --> 00:29:26,359
He said he'd been working on new stuff.
488
00:29:26,530 --> 00:29:30,091
He actually... He played some stuff for me
and it was pretty cool.
489
00:30:04,301 --> 00:30:06,861
That truck isn't supposed to be here.
490
00:30:07,037 --> 00:30:09,267
They're getting an early start.
491
00:30:16,180 --> 00:30:17,477
What?
492
00:30:27,825 --> 00:30:31,386
It's happening now. Those are guns.
493
00:30:31,562 --> 00:30:33,120
And, jeez.
494
00:30:34,999 --> 00:30:39,163
Vinnie? He was their man
getting the security layout?
495
00:30:42,773 --> 00:30:44,764
- How do we play it?
- We wait for backup.
496
00:30:47,278 --> 00:30:50,076
- Keith?
- Yeah, Sacks, it's me.
497
00:30:50,247 --> 00:30:52,738
I'm at Sport Haus
and there's a robbery in progress.
498
00:30:52,917 --> 00:30:54,646
Get some cars down here.
499
00:31:16,607 --> 00:31:18,575
What the hell?
500
00:31:29,253 --> 00:31:32,689
- Yeah?
- Someone reported a robbery at Sport Haus.
501
00:31:32,856 --> 00:31:35,450
Says he trapped them inside the store.
502
00:31:35,626 --> 00:31:37,594
Isn't that where you are?
503
00:31:38,629 --> 00:31:40,153
Vinnie.
504
00:31:42,032 --> 00:31:43,761
What are you doing here?
505
00:31:44,668 --> 00:31:46,863
Working for a living.
506
00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:51,431
Owner hired me.
507
00:31:52,309 --> 00:31:54,937
Got wind of some foul play,
and he brought me in.
508
00:31:55,112 --> 00:31:59,208
So I infiltrated the gang and...
509
00:32:00,217 --> 00:32:01,206
Hey, Vinnie.
510
00:32:01,385 --> 00:32:02,682
Sealed with a kiss, sheriff.
511
00:32:02,853 --> 00:32:05,617
- Come on.
- Open up.
512
00:32:11,395 --> 00:32:12,919
Seriously.
513
00:32:19,003 --> 00:32:20,732
Are you kidding?
514
00:32:21,071 --> 00:32:22,766
Desmond?
515
00:32:22,940 --> 00:32:25,932
Just waiting on the tapes.
They should be here any second.
516
00:32:26,110 --> 00:32:30,843
I never should've let Piz handle this.
If we have to refund those tickets...
517
00:32:32,483 --> 00:32:34,314
Piz, where are you?
518
00:32:35,619 --> 00:32:37,246
It's for you.
519
00:32:38,789 --> 00:32:40,484
Hey, man, did you get the tapes?
520
00:32:40,658 --> 00:32:42,558
Yeah, we got them.
But there's a problem.
521
00:32:42,726 --> 00:32:45,160
We're stuck in traffic
and we won't make it in time.
522
00:32:45,329 --> 00:32:47,456
Oh, man. How long?
523
00:32:47,631 --> 00:32:49,826
There's an accident, I have no...
524
00:32:51,635 --> 00:32:54,297
Is there anything you can do
until we get there?
525
00:32:55,873 --> 00:32:58,307
Did you ever finish
any of those new songs?
526
00:33:01,011 --> 00:33:03,411
- Maybe a few.
- Can you start with one of those?
527
00:33:05,115 --> 00:33:06,946
Let me think about it.
528
00:33:07,651 --> 00:33:09,448
You realize you've left your fate...
529
00:33:09,620 --> 00:33:14,387
...in the hands of a spineless
and semi-alcoholic has-been rock star.
530
00:33:15,125 --> 00:33:16,752
What are you gonna do?
531
00:33:38,415 --> 00:33:42,442
So I bet you all wanna hear
some My Pretty Pony hits, huh?
532
00:33:50,994 --> 00:33:53,360
How about some new solo material?
533
00:33:57,334 --> 00:33:59,859
All right. New solo material, it is.
534
00:34:10,748 --> 00:34:16,209
She picked me out of the millions
535
00:34:17,387 --> 00:34:20,379
Thumbing an OED
536
00:34:21,658 --> 00:34:25,185
Dressed me down to civilian
537
00:34:28,031 --> 00:34:31,990
Cracks the code on the Rosetta stone
538
00:34:32,169 --> 00:34:36,435
Says the word for alone is "alone"
539
00:34:41,411 --> 00:34:44,869
My before and after
540
00:34:45,749 --> 00:34:48,877
My before and after
541
00:34:50,287 --> 00:34:56,783
My before and after her
542
00:34:59,496 --> 00:35:05,059
We found that R. Mutt that was truly
543
00:35:06,170 --> 00:35:10,698
Some work of genius
She helped my best friends see through me
544
00:35:10,874 --> 00:35:13,536
Piznarski. You're a good guy.
545
00:35:16,880 --> 00:35:20,976
Said the church of His Holiness lied
546
00:35:21,151 --> 00:35:26,885
This world's no dead end
It's park and ride
547
00:35:36,800 --> 00:35:38,927
Thank you for coming. Have a good night.
548
00:35:41,705 --> 00:35:43,172
Thank you.
549
00:35:47,611 --> 00:35:50,011
Piz. You made it.
550
00:35:50,180 --> 00:35:52,171
Were you able to catch
the end of the show?
551
00:35:52,349 --> 00:35:54,374
Yeah, we caught the whole thing.
552
00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:58,243
- Were you screwing with me?
- I wanted to hear the new stuff.
553
00:35:58,622 --> 00:36:00,681
It was awesome. It was awesome.
554
00:36:01,758 --> 00:36:03,988
You're a bad man, Piznarski.
555
00:36:14,872 --> 00:36:16,464
So is this about right?
556
00:36:16,640 --> 00:36:19,006
You're all set to fleece idiots.
557
00:36:19,343 --> 00:36:21,004
Thanks for helping us out.
558
00:36:21,178 --> 00:36:23,078
Hey, free food. Why not?
559
00:36:23,247 --> 00:36:25,477
Just remember you gotta link to me.
560
00:36:27,618 --> 00:36:30,382
You wanna compromise
the reputation of your cheating site...
561
00:36:30,554 --> 00:36:32,021
...with a link to our ass site?
562
00:36:32,189 --> 00:36:34,521
Anything to help you guys out.
563
00:36:36,226 --> 00:36:38,319
You up for breakfast tomorrow?
564
00:36:38,495 --> 00:36:39,826
I gotta finish up.
565
00:36:40,964 --> 00:36:42,329
Rain check.
566
00:36:48,372 --> 00:36:50,806
- What?
- Nothing.
567
00:36:51,441 --> 00:36:52,840
Hey.
568
00:36:55,579 --> 00:36:59,640
You're still kind of a jerk,
but that was kind of incredible.
569
00:36:59,816 --> 00:37:01,511
Thank you.
570
00:37:01,919 --> 00:37:04,854
You wanna go grab a drink?
Get away from all these damn kids?
571
00:37:08,392 --> 00:37:13,659
If I do say so? A m-ass-terpiece.
572
00:37:18,702 --> 00:37:21,500
So, what's up with Veronica and Piz?
573
00:37:22,039 --> 00:37:24,337
Is she, like, dating him, or what?
574
00:37:26,176 --> 00:37:27,939
She's trying to let him down easy.
575
00:37:28,745 --> 00:37:30,007
But...
576
00:37:31,615 --> 00:37:33,549
I don't know, when we were dating...
577
00:37:34,751 --> 00:37:36,548
...did they ever, like, you know?
578
00:37:37,554 --> 00:37:40,387
No more talk of Veronica's love life. Ever.
579
00:37:42,259 --> 00:37:45,558
But I will say, if you think
she was unfaithful, you're an idiot.
580
00:37:46,396 --> 00:37:50,560
Now, if you'll excuse me, it's morning.
581
00:37:54,738 --> 00:37:56,069
Okay.
582
00:37:58,141 --> 00:37:59,836
So it's what? Just Mac?
583
00:38:00,010 --> 00:38:01,637
Actually, forget the check.
584
00:38:03,046 --> 00:38:04,604
How about a 50-percent stake?
585
00:38:06,516 --> 00:38:08,677
So you're part owner?
586
00:38:10,053 --> 00:38:14,046
I saw his numbers
and figured I'd be a millionaire by 2050.
587
00:38:18,095 --> 00:38:19,756
Bronson?
588
00:38:20,731 --> 00:38:22,426
I...
589
00:38:25,569 --> 00:38:27,628
You're a great guy, Bronson.
You really are.
590
00:38:30,574 --> 00:38:34,601
And I really feel almost insane
for saying this, but I really think I have to.
591
00:38:38,382 --> 00:38:42,614
I think we should break up.
I just think that's how it should be.
592
00:38:44,488 --> 00:38:46,581
I'm really, really sorry.
593
00:38:50,360 --> 00:38:54,353
The average teen
spends 16 hours a week online.
594
00:38:54,531 --> 00:38:56,328
And clicks on hundreds of links.
595
00:38:56,500 --> 00:39:01,164
And in this day and age, someone is there
to make a percentage on each click.
596
00:39:01,338 --> 00:39:04,273
What does the average teenager
want to see?
597
00:39:10,180 --> 00:39:11,408
The female posterior.
598
00:39:11,581 --> 00:39:15,210
It commands a huge slice
of the average surfer's online attention.
599
00:39:15,385 --> 00:39:17,979
Our goal is to take that tiny percentage...
600
00:39:18,655 --> 00:39:21,180
All right, Mr. Echolls, thank you.
601
00:39:21,358 --> 00:39:24,122
- We've seen quite enough.
- I'm not screwing around, sir.
602
00:39:24,294 --> 00:39:26,524
- This is about income streams and...
- That'll do.
603
00:39:27,631 --> 00:39:29,428
You can sit down now.
604
00:39:37,707 --> 00:39:39,038
All right.
605
00:39:39,576 --> 00:39:41,066
- Are you serious?
- Yeah.
606
00:39:41,711 --> 00:39:44,179
A, I feel responsible for you being fired.
607
00:39:45,182 --> 00:39:48,276
- The owner was wrong to fire you, but...
- What's B?
608
00:39:48,452 --> 00:39:50,249
B is we need men.
609
00:39:51,855 --> 00:39:54,255
What do you say, Leo?
Feel like getting back in?
610
00:39:54,424 --> 00:39:57,882
- I'll come in for the paperwork.
- Leo?
611
00:39:59,362 --> 00:40:00,693
Are you under arrest?
612
00:40:00,864 --> 00:40:04,163
- Because I've got an in with the sheriff.
- Me too.
613
00:40:04,334 --> 00:40:05,562
I'm a deputy again.
614
00:40:06,303 --> 00:40:11,536
So guess I'll be seeing you around.
Just like old times.
615
00:40:17,581 --> 00:40:19,776
- He's back?
- Yep.
616
00:40:20,617 --> 00:40:24,144
- How's your rocker friend?
- On his way to play University of Alaska.
617
00:40:24,321 --> 00:40:29,190
Good. I don't wanna be square,
but you keep away from musicians.
618
00:40:29,593 --> 00:40:33,552
Mr. Van Lowe.
To what do we owe the honor?
619
00:40:33,730 --> 00:40:35,027
Just to follow up, you know.
620
00:40:35,732 --> 00:40:39,190
On that crime I stopped.
And to say thanks.
621
00:40:40,270 --> 00:40:42,670
"It was the actions
of local private investigator...
622
00:40:42,839 --> 00:40:46,366
...Vincent Van Lowe that led
to the suspects being apprehended."
623
00:40:46,543 --> 00:40:50,946
"Vinnie did a great job on this one,"
said Acting Sheriff Keith Mars.
624
00:40:51,114 --> 00:40:53,139
"He's an asset to this community."
625
00:40:53,316 --> 00:40:56,615
"He's an asset to this community."
That's great, Keith.
626
00:40:56,786 --> 00:40:59,949
You can't buy that kind of publicity.
I've tried, you really can't.
627
00:41:00,123 --> 00:41:03,058
Hardly need to these days, Vinnie,
you're the only PI in town.
628
00:41:03,226 --> 00:41:05,751
I didn't mean for business.
I mean for my campaign.
629
00:41:06,830 --> 00:41:08,297
- Campaign?
- For sheriff.
630
00:41:09,065 --> 00:41:11,260
The special election.
631
00:41:11,434 --> 00:41:13,959
Sport Haus owner
and a bunch of his pals said I should.
632
00:41:14,137 --> 00:41:16,731
So I threw my hat in this morning.
633
00:41:17,974 --> 00:41:21,842
Vinnie Van Lowe,
"He's an asset to this community"...
634
00:41:22,012 --> 00:41:23,912
...Sheriff Mars.
635
00:41:25,849 --> 00:41:28,409
That's gonna look great on my posters.
636
00:42:04,788 --> 00:42:06,779
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