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You should hire someone to do this.
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Hey, you're lucky I'm not a farmer.
You'd be out plowing a field.
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- What is manila anyway?
- I don't know.
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Is it a substance? A color, maybe?
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In the kitchen, we'll do a nice manila.
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I'd say more like:
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"By the time we dug him up,
he'd turned manila."
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- Don't you have to get to class?
- On my way.
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Oh, and Wikipedia says:
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"Not a what, but a where. Called manila
after hemp from the Philippines."
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Good morning.
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I guess that would explain
why this filing was giving me a killer buzz.
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Can I help you, Mrs. O'Dell?
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I hope so, Mr. Mars.
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Please come in.
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My husband didn't kill himself.
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- What makes you think that?
- Because I know my husband.
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Mrs. O'Dell, I saw him that night.
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He had just learned of your infidelity.
He was drinking heavily.
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Well, it was in him to sulk,
to divorce me even...
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...but he would never in a million years
kill himself over me.
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The sheriff ruled it a suicide six weeks ago.
Why come to me now?
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Honestly, money.
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As his death was ruled a suicide,
his life insurance is denying benefits.
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I'm a widow
with two children to take care of.
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You told Mr. O'Dell you were at
a Junior League meeting the night he died.
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Are you asking for my alibi?
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If it is a murder,
you'll be asked for it repeatedly.
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Your husband implied
that your Junior League nights...
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...were a cover for your affair
with Professor Landry.
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I was with Hank all night.
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Look, I didn't kill Cyrus, Keith.
Neither did Hank Landry.
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But someone did.
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Well, let me dig around.
If I find anything, I'll take the case.
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Thank you.
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This is one trashed lab.
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All that's missing is a big hole in the wall
shaped like the Hulk.
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- Somebody call Tech Support?
- I did.
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We had a break-in.
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Our computer was sabotaged
and it's dead.
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There's a year's worth of research
on that hard drive.
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I locked up, Pauline.
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- Do you have a backup?
- Yeah. He's gone too.
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Your backup's a he?
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Twenty-five, our research monkey.
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Well, he is the research.
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Even if you save the hard drive, without
Twenty-five, the whole project is dead.
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And we'll be dead too
if McGregor finds out we lost him.
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Who do you go to to find a stolen monkey
and 20 control-group rats?
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Logan Echolls, don't you get it?
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Ex-boyfriend. That's your new title.
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It comes with certain restrictions.
This is my food-court time.
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You're not a breakfast person.
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You're not even
an early lunch kind of guy.
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Can't we just agree this is Veronica time?
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- Veronica.
- Mac.
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And the people coming
to take me away.
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Veronica Mars, Pauline Elliot
and Gil-Thomas Pardee.
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They're missing a monkey.
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And 20 rats.
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- We're talking monkey, as in...?
- Touch my...
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- It's not just any monkey.
- Please tell me he plays piano.
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Twenty-five is a genetically altered
capuchin monkey.
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Its uptake-inhibitor proteins
have been coded...
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...to allow us to monitor
cholesterol breakdown at a cellular level.
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- And he can play "Chopsticks."
- Excellent.
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Any idea who would wanna nab?
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- What's his name again?
- It's not a pet.
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We don't name them
or wrap squeaky toys up for Christmas.
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His research ID number is 25.
Yes, I know exactly who stole him.
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- It was those damn PHAT kids.
- Because, I take it, monkeys are delicious?
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And, dude, "girth-challenged"
is the preferred nomenclature.
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P-H-A-T.
"People for Humane Animal Treatment."
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They've done this kind of crap before.
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They liberated him and took a year's worth
of research in the process.
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Please, this is our future.
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We need that monkey back.
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Can't wait till you're in a tree:
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"Here, monkey,"
and holding out a banana...
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...and then the branch breaks
and hilarity ensues.
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If there's hilarity, I charge extra.
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Think you can salvage anything
off their hard drive?
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Iffy. Looks like someone
poured something on it.
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You've solved the case?
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PHAT is having a recruitment meeting
tonight. Square one.
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Want some company?
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What? This soft spot here,
it's for all creatures, great and small.
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Okay. The more the merrier.
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All we need is one more angel
and we've got a show.
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I'll come by your room. Dress cruelty-free.
We wanna blend.
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I got it. I'm off to class.
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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- What are you doing here?
- Looking for you. I need to find Weevil.
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- You two palling around now?
- I need to ask him some questions.
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Mindy O'Dell doesn't think her husband
killed himself, and Weevil found the body.
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- So...
- You think Dean O'Dell was murdered?
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Not really. No.
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I think he had his heart broken
and shot himself.
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I suspect his wife feels
a tremendous amount of guilt.
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- So why take the case?
- I haven't yet. I'm checking it out.
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Physical plant after 6.
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How did you find me?
My cell phone's not on.
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Maybe I'll tell you someday.
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According to the PHAT website,
we should stay away from fur...
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Obviously... . down, leather...
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The one day I feel like wearing
a leather miniskirt.
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If it ever had a face or parents,
you can't wear it.
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So my mollusk shoes are cool?
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Does this say cruelty-free?
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It says, "I've given up.
Don't look at me."
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Hey.
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You guys haven't picked a country yet.
For the around-the-world party.
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Every dorm room dresses itself up
like a different country? Party? Fun?
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- No?
- I prefer most of the people on the floor...
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...you know, not in my room.
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Okay. Well, if you change your mind,
let me know soon.
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Most of Western Europe goes down fast.
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Single.
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Single and on the rebound.
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Just so you know,
we're approaching critical pathetic mass...
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...if the girl who most wants to host
gentlemen callers...
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...is the most recent victim
of a sexual assault.
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We should be out there.
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Or, at the very least,
not barring them from coming to us.
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Okay, I get cruelty-free,
but I'm an animal too...
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...and the clove cigarettes
and no-bathing thing is cruelty to me.
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No, not you. You're...
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...fine.
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You guys ever been
to one of these things before?
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Me? No. I come from
a meat-and-potatoes kind of family.
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Minus the potatoes.
My first pacifier was made of jerky.
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Well, it could be fun.
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Or it could be a lot of speechmaking
by politicos in training.
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Or that.
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My name is Bronson Pope.
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I am the chapter president of PHAT
here at Hearst.
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I'd like to thank everyone for coming out.
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From food industries, to clothing,
to medical research...
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...corporate America
employs horrible cruelty to animals...
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...simply to maximize profit.
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It's a tragic state of affairs
that we fight with education.
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People who disagree aren't the enemy,
they're the goal.
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Yeah?
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This is in addition
to some of the more active stuff?
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There was a rumor that someone liberated
some research animals.
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I was just wondering
if we'd be doing anything like that.
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What? I raised my hand.
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That's really not our thing,
but if you're eager for action...
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...how about joining us tomorrow
to launch our letter-writing campaign?
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Sure. That sounds almost as good.
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You know, Bronson, that psycho,
bow-hunting rocker guy Ed Argent...
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...is playing downtown tomorrow night.
We should consider picketing the show.
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You ever meet a Argent fan, Darla?
They'd pay double to spit on our picket line.
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So I came in at around 7.
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At first, I thought he just had a bender
and fell asleep at his desk...
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...but then I saw blood and the note.
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- A note?
- Yeah, on the computer.
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He had a memo on the screen saying,
"Goodbye, cruel world."
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I guess his head fell on the Z.
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It's a shame, man. He was pretty cool...
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...for a weird, old, white dude.
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So, what, you just wanted to see
if he left any booze?
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I think I told you that management asked
if you'd stop doing that.
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That's exactly
what's been wrong with you lately.
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Since when do you side
with management?
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Best-case scenario, old lady.
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What's with you? That is awesome.
How about a little life?
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So you're gonna mope around
like that guy in...?
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What's that book where the guy's mom dies
and he comes back to Jersey?
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- He's got that motorcycle sidecar.
- Garden State was never a book.
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It wasn't?
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So much for that paper.
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But if this were a book...
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...the theme of my essay
would be the symbolism...
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...of how your character had his man parts
ripped off by the Veronica Mars character.
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- My man parts are intact.
- Show me.
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- Well, you'll have to take my word for it.
- I mean symbolically.
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We're young, single men
in our sexual prime...
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...and the only reason
why we're not going hog-wild...
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...is because of your feelings?
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What, are we on The View?
Am I Rosie O'Donnell?
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Here's something I read:
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"Today is the first day
of the rest of your life."
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Think about that.
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Really, think about it.
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Yeah, well, as a statement, it seems,
you know, obvious and pointless.
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Which means that's what your life is.
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You need help. I'm offering, okay?
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Nothing too major, just baby steps.
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Just, please, let me help you.
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Hey.
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Thanks for coming.
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Lick or stuff?
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Letters are there, envelopes there.
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You know, this is what it's all about.
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If people knew that every research animal
on campus is caged, tested and killed...
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...they might not be here
in the first place.
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Every research animal?
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Yeah. That's why this is so important.
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Well, I'd like to stuff.
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Okay, come on.
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Darla. Hi. I'm Veronica.
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I think your idea to protest Argent
was great.
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If you go through with it, I'm in.
I do a wicked picket.
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Look, I know letter writing
isn't all you do.
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You gotta be careful with new members,
I get it.
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But just so you know, I'm ready.
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Good to know.
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Your friend seems pretty gung ho.
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Veronica? When she played peewee soccer,
she made her own penalty cards...
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...so she could red-card players
she didn't like.
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I'm glad you guys came.
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I don't usually have much fun at these.
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The letter stuff seems fun.
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Do me a favor. Casually look over there.
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What?
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- How's it going?
- Great.
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Maybe we should throw in
some low-interest-credit-card apps...
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...really grab their attention.
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Yeah. Letter writing's good...
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...but some of us aren't so patient.
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Some of us wanna get the message out
a little more actively.
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If you're interested,
maybe you can prove yourself.
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- What do you have in mind?
- Just something that gets our attention.
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Surprise us.
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You look sad.
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You and your friend Weevil
have a fight or something?
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Just thinking, if I was gonna get drunk
and shoot myself...
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...I'd probably drink the good stuff first.
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- Good thing we don't have any good stuff.
- Dean O'Dell did.
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A bottle of 40-year-old single malt.
Said he lived in anticipation of drinking it.
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So why, if he's gonna commit suicide,
does he drink the cheap stuff instead?
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You had a few run-ins with the dean, right?
What were your impressions of the man?
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I admired him.
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He had character. Or was one.
Or something.
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I don't know, just...
239
00:14:27,616 --> 00:14:30,710
How about his rhetorical style?
Businesslike and bland?
240
00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:35,916
- More Old Testament sarcastic.
- Sarcastic?
241
00:14:36,091 --> 00:14:39,060
Like he might leave a dumb cliché
as a note, as a joke?
242
00:14:40,062 --> 00:14:42,257
- What did the note say?
- "Goodbye, cruel world."
243
00:14:42,431 --> 00:14:43,489
Typed as a memo.
244
00:14:44,333 --> 00:14:47,325
- Like, on the computer screen?
- Yeah. Why?
245
00:14:47,503 --> 00:14:51,564
Just, we had to do these papers
for Landry's class.
246
00:14:51,740 --> 00:14:55,369
Like, plan the perfect murder.
I got an A, just in case you were wondering.
247
00:14:55,544 --> 00:14:57,978
- And what does this...?
- Mine was a fake suicide.
248
00:14:58,147 --> 00:15:01,913
Where you leave a note on the computer
so you can't check the handwriting...
249
00:15:02,084 --> 00:15:05,542
...and write something clichéd
so you don't study the message.
250
00:15:06,455 --> 00:15:10,016
My example was, "Goodbye, cruel world."
251
00:15:22,871 --> 00:15:26,272
Hey, Piz. Ed Argent is in town.
252
00:15:26,442 --> 00:15:29,377
Think you can pull some of that
Oregon-mountain-man...
253
00:15:29,545 --> 00:15:33,675
...kill-what-you-eat, gun-rack charm
and book him on your show?
254
00:15:33,849 --> 00:15:38,149
Everything north of San Francisco
is just Thunderdome to you, isn't it?
255
00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:41,881
It's for a case
involving a missing monkey.
256
00:15:42,057 --> 00:15:46,118
- The case of the missing monkey?
- You'd be helping science and me.
257
00:15:46,295 --> 00:15:50,095
And you might help classic rocker
and conservative wild man Ed Argent...
258
00:15:50,265 --> 00:15:54,361
...connect with a whole new audience.
So everybody wins, which is nice.
259
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:55,901
That is nice.
260
00:15:56,071 --> 00:15:58,767
So how is Ed Argent connected
to the missing monkey again?
261
00:15:58,941 --> 00:16:01,000
I didn't say, and I can't. Client privilege.
262
00:16:01,176 --> 00:16:04,543
But you'd be doing me a favor
I'd really appreciate.
263
00:16:05,814 --> 00:16:07,645
Look, Twenty-five's food is gone.
264
00:16:07,816 --> 00:16:10,250
It was here after the break-in,
and now it's gone.
265
00:16:10,419 --> 00:16:13,320
Obviously those PHAT fanatics
are trying to take care of him.
266
00:16:14,223 --> 00:16:16,783
- What did you find out?
- There might be a splinter cell.
267
00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:18,790
I'm setting something up to get inside.
268
00:16:20,763 --> 00:16:26,065
So, what happens to Twenty-five
after you complete your research?
269
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:29,693
The only way to conclusively prove
test results is through an autopsy.
270
00:16:29,872 --> 00:16:34,969
So that monkey good life
includes a blindfold and a last smoke?
271
00:16:36,311 --> 00:16:38,336
You sound like one of them.
272
00:16:38,514 --> 00:16:39,708
Just a question.
273
00:16:39,882 --> 00:16:44,683
A question, like, "How do we cure cancer
or discover new vaccines?"
274
00:16:46,455 --> 00:16:49,447
You've got the a.c. on full.
If you wanna see my nipples, just ask.
275
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,593
How many times do I have to say
temperature affects carbon assimilation?
276
00:16:54,763 --> 00:16:56,697
I don't know, Emi. A billion?
277
00:17:00,669 --> 00:17:02,637
Friend of yours?
278
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:06,605
I was in my lab until around 9,
locked up...
279
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:09,266
...didn't see anything suspicious,
and went home.
280
00:17:09,445 --> 00:17:11,106
I already talked to campus police.
281
00:17:11,280 --> 00:17:15,216
I'm sure you did all you could
to help your pal Pauline.
282
00:17:15,384 --> 00:17:17,750
They have twice the space I have.
For what?
283
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:21,253
To find a pill so fat guys in the suburbs
can keep eating cheeseburgers.
284
00:17:21,423 --> 00:17:23,550
It's ridiculous.
285
00:17:23,726 --> 00:17:28,390
Look, I may not love Pauline
and Gil-Thomas, but I'm a scientist.
286
00:17:29,331 --> 00:17:31,697
I'd never vandalize a lab, ever.
287
00:17:34,803 --> 00:17:36,828
Hey, that was awesome, man.
Thanks a lot.
288
00:17:37,206 --> 00:17:42,371
Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I am your biggest, super-biggest fan.
289
00:17:42,544 --> 00:17:46,241
I joined the NRA after they covered you
in Guns Magazine.
290
00:17:46,415 --> 00:17:48,178
I loved that article.
291
00:17:50,119 --> 00:17:53,885
Totally. The Second Amendment is,
like, my favorite.
292
00:17:54,056 --> 00:18:00,052
We were so hoping to get a picture of you
in our sweatshirt for our celebrity wall.
293
00:18:00,229 --> 00:18:03,756
- Anything for a fan.
- Awesome.
294
00:18:09,772 --> 00:18:13,003
Maybe, after the show,
I could stop by the sorority?
295
00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:18,111
I think the Theta Betas
would really enjoy that.
296
00:18:18,280 --> 00:18:21,738
- Okay. Say, "Meat."
- Meat.
297
00:18:26,822 --> 00:18:28,289
Hey, look at this.
298
00:18:30,793 --> 00:18:33,023
Tell your friend you guys are in.
299
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,129
Three o'clock, that room.
300
00:18:40,569 --> 00:18:42,059
Great, you're here. Come in.
301
00:18:42,805 --> 00:18:45,603
I've never been initiated before.
Think I'll get a code name?
302
00:18:45,774 --> 00:18:49,972
We really loved what you did, and we
want you to join our anti-fur campaign.
303
00:18:50,145 --> 00:18:51,305
Congratulations.
304
00:18:51,914 --> 00:18:53,814
You're one of us.
305
00:18:55,517 --> 00:18:58,452
We have a lot of work to do,
so go just ahead and take them off.
306
00:18:59,788 --> 00:19:02,951
- Take what off?
- Your clothes, for the calendar.
307
00:19:04,927 --> 00:19:07,088
You are committed, right?
308
00:19:19,408 --> 00:19:21,672
It's an ongoing question
in the private-eye game:
309
00:19:21,844 --> 00:19:24,813
How naked are you willing to get
for a case?
310
00:19:24,980 --> 00:19:26,948
This campaign epitomizes
what we're about.
311
00:19:27,115 --> 00:19:30,812
- Oh, yeah, totally, but...
- We know you guys believe in the cause.
312
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,718
That fur is the unnecessary
killing of animals...
313
00:19:33,889 --> 00:19:37,518
...for nothing more than human vanity.
So you wanna pose together?
314
00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:45,157
Yes.
315
00:19:46,301 --> 00:19:49,099
Sorry. We do this
to all the real gung ho recruits.
316
00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:53,469
But we totally love you guys.
That Ed Argent thing was genius.
317
00:19:53,642 --> 00:19:54,631
So...
318
00:19:55,944 --> 00:19:58,879
...some of us are gonna grab a bite,
if you wanna come along.
319
00:19:59,047 --> 00:20:01,607
I'm good. I had some mints.
320
00:20:03,051 --> 00:20:05,986
So you have any plans this weekend?
321
00:20:06,555 --> 00:20:09,080
We have that around-the-world party
tonight, remember?
322
00:20:09,258 --> 00:20:12,955
You should come. Every room is a country.
Very educational.
323
00:20:13,528 --> 00:20:15,689
Yeah, great. What country are you guys?
324
00:20:24,039 --> 00:20:28,339
I love your enthusiasm. Love it.
Hey, guys.
325
00:20:37,786 --> 00:20:40,277
I found the flag on the Internet.
326
00:20:42,291 --> 00:20:44,623
So you're participating now?
327
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,254
What about this is Canada?
328
00:20:48,330 --> 00:20:50,093
Our accents, eh?
329
00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:55,095
And I almost forgot about...
330
00:20:59,374 --> 00:21:00,363
Yeah.
331
00:21:01,410 --> 00:21:03,207
Okay.
332
00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:08,249
I'm confused. I thought you were against
the whole party idea.
333
00:21:08,684 --> 00:21:11,346
We were. And then...
334
00:21:11,520 --> 00:21:13,351
...the guy happened.
335
00:21:15,123 --> 00:21:16,715
No.
336
00:21:16,925 --> 00:21:18,290
In a way. I don't know.
337
00:21:18,994 --> 00:21:22,157
Somebody was doe-eyed, tongue-tied...
338
00:21:22,331 --> 00:21:24,265
...and, dare I say, twitterpated.
339
00:21:25,033 --> 00:21:27,831
Hey, there's enough guys for everyone.
340
00:21:28,003 --> 00:21:31,404
- Maybe Piz will show up.
- God, I'm so over that.
341
00:21:31,573 --> 00:21:35,634
I don't know what his problem is.
I think he has a girlfriend back home.
342
00:21:35,811 --> 00:21:39,247
It's a new day. No more games.
No more waiting around.
343
00:21:39,414 --> 00:21:41,814
- I'm ready to be wooed.
- Amen, sister.
344
00:21:43,118 --> 00:21:46,178
That was supporting, not joining.
I do not wanna be wooed.
345
00:21:46,355 --> 00:21:48,823
Don't you wanna hear all about
how great you are?
346
00:21:48,991 --> 00:21:53,291
I mean, don't you wanna see the look
on some cute guy's face...
347
00:21:53,462 --> 00:21:57,922
...when he realizes that you're not only
smoking hot, but funny and smart?
348
00:21:58,100 --> 00:22:00,728
Oh, you're the catch of the century,
Veronica Mars.
349
00:22:01,203 --> 00:22:02,227
And so are you.
350
00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:04,668
Are you saying we ought to...
351
00:22:05,507 --> 00:22:06,633
...mingle?
352
00:22:07,609 --> 00:22:12,444
I'm saying there's a saddle, Veronica,
and we should be back in it.
353
00:22:20,288 --> 00:22:23,257
It's just hard when you know
you've tried your best, you know?
354
00:22:23,425 --> 00:22:26,451
I do. It's a bitch.
355
00:22:26,628 --> 00:22:29,119
I really wanted that relationship to work.
356
00:22:29,297 --> 00:22:31,663
I was committed, which is hard for me.
357
00:22:33,301 --> 00:22:34,859
Think I should call her?
358
00:22:35,037 --> 00:22:36,664
- Okay.
- It's raging.
359
00:22:36,838 --> 00:22:37,827
Okay.
360
00:22:38,006 --> 00:22:40,270
Can you excuse me for just one sec?
361
00:22:42,811 --> 00:22:46,713
- So how's it going?
- I'm trying to keep an open mind. You?
362
00:22:47,649 --> 00:22:51,380
I think I've been around the world
and I want my room back.
363
00:22:51,553 --> 00:22:54,181
This just isn't my scene.
364
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:57,152
Can you manage
Ultimate Boy Quest 2007 solo?
365
00:22:57,726 --> 00:22:59,626
He didn't show?
366
00:23:02,064 --> 00:23:04,965
Okay, everybody, Canada's closing.
367
00:23:05,133 --> 00:23:07,124
Sorry, border-control issues.
368
00:23:08,236 --> 00:23:09,965
Sorry.
369
00:23:14,910 --> 00:23:18,038
So, what do you do? Like, for fun.
370
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:22,313
I don't really know.
371
00:23:22,484 --> 00:23:25,180
- Well, do you play any sports or anything?
- Nope.
372
00:23:25,353 --> 00:23:29,119
- So you just, like, hang out?
- Not really.
373
00:23:29,291 --> 00:23:33,352
My hobby is more like a job.
374
00:23:33,528 --> 00:23:37,396
Which is kind of like a compulsion.
But it's fun sometimes.
375
00:23:37,566 --> 00:23:41,058
It doesn't really leave time
for what most people consider...
376
00:23:50,245 --> 00:23:53,339
- Mac, there's someone here to see you.
- What?
377
00:23:56,118 --> 00:23:58,279
- Hey.
- Hey.
378
00:23:58,453 --> 00:24:01,581
I checked his ID at the border
and all seems on the up and up.
379
00:24:09,731 --> 00:24:11,392
So how's it going?
380
00:24:11,566 --> 00:24:15,559
I'd say it's boys, 0, me, 0.
381
00:24:15,737 --> 00:24:18,433
- I think I'm calling it.
- Well, we can't go back to Canada.
382
00:24:19,908 --> 00:24:22,376
The guy showed up an hour ago.
383
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:27,344
Sorry I've gotta go so soon, but...
384
00:24:27,516 --> 00:24:31,748
That's why I wasn't doing much activism.
Cuts into my partying.
385
00:24:32,187 --> 00:24:35,782
You should've seen me before
I quit Greenpeace, and the Sierra Club.
386
00:24:35,957 --> 00:24:39,290
Jeez, why are you so down on people
raping the planet? I mean, really?
387
00:24:39,461 --> 00:24:43,659
- Yeah. Well, thanks for showing me Canada.
- Sure.
388
00:24:45,734 --> 00:24:46,826
Sorry.
389
00:24:47,435 --> 00:24:49,266
- l...
- No, it's...
390
00:24:49,838 --> 00:24:51,601
Yeah, well, I guess I should go.
391
00:25:03,118 --> 00:25:04,585
Okay, baby steps.
392
00:25:04,753 --> 00:25:08,018
Just some dudes, some tasty waves,
and some tasty brews.
393
00:25:08,190 --> 00:25:11,284
- That's all we need.
- Where the hell you been?
394
00:25:12,093 --> 00:25:15,654
What, you think I just roll out of bed
looking like this? It takes time.
395
00:25:15,830 --> 00:25:17,764
Low maintenance, you should try it.
396
00:25:17,933 --> 00:25:20,333
What, getting sheared
by an angry mob of lesbians...
397
00:25:20,502 --> 00:25:22,868
...who stick eggs up people's butts?
No, thanks.
398
00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:26,601
Well, I'm just saying
it does simplify one's personal grooming.
399
00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:29,539
Are we here to surf
or swap hairdo secrets?
400
00:25:32,113 --> 00:25:33,978
Dude, wait. Check it out.
401
00:25:38,587 --> 00:25:42,751
I thought all we needed was some dudes,
some tasty waves, and some tasty brews.
402
00:25:42,924 --> 00:25:45,825
Well, we didn't bring enough beer
to make them hot anyway.
403
00:25:48,396 --> 00:25:51,593
This is dumb. I blew it. It's over.
404
00:25:51,766 --> 00:25:54,166
It's not dumb. Just keep it simple.
405
00:25:54,336 --> 00:25:56,861
"Hi. My insane friend
stole your driver's license."
406
00:25:57,038 --> 00:26:00,804
It wasn't stealing.
It was making an excuse to see him again.
407
00:26:00,976 --> 00:26:03,069
You say,
"Hi. You forgot your ID at the party.
408
00:26:03,245 --> 00:26:05,338
We were going out,
thought we'd drop it off.
409
00:26:05,513 --> 00:26:06,980
And, hey, you wanna come along?"
410
00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:10,948
- You want me to say that?
- Mac, he tried to kiss you.
411
00:26:11,119 --> 00:26:12,746
And my "libi-don't" kicked in.
412
00:26:12,921 --> 00:26:16,482
Mac, he understands.
He seems like a really great guy.
413
00:26:16,658 --> 00:26:21,721
Just a regular vegan JFK
looking for his Mackie-O.
414
00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:29,000
Hey there.
415
00:26:29,838 --> 00:26:31,169
Hi.
416
00:26:32,974 --> 00:26:35,033
You left your ID.
417
00:26:35,777 --> 00:26:37,369
Here it is.
418
00:26:39,080 --> 00:26:40,479
Good seeing you.
419
00:26:40,649 --> 00:26:43,880
Well, hey, come in.
I wanna show you some results.
420
00:26:44,052 --> 00:26:46,350
Oh, and this is Amy, everyone.
421
00:26:55,096 --> 00:26:57,030
Letter's from Bellissima Cosmetics.
422
00:26:57,198 --> 00:27:00,133
They quit animal testing,
thanks to the letter campaign.
423
00:27:00,302 --> 00:27:03,499
Yeah, because they make all their money
off of college kids.
424
00:27:04,439 --> 00:27:07,806
You're pretty dressed up.
Where are you guys off to?
425
00:27:10,979 --> 00:27:13,777
Club Club.
426
00:27:13,948 --> 00:27:15,575
It's new.
427
00:27:17,986 --> 00:27:20,853
- Mind if I get a glass of water?
- Yeah, kitchen's in the back.
428
00:27:21,022 --> 00:27:23,047
- Let me...
- No, it's okay. I'll find it.
429
00:27:24,993 --> 00:27:27,587
- That's really cool.
- Yeah.
430
00:27:34,703 --> 00:27:36,432
See? You did it.
431
00:27:36,604 --> 00:27:38,868
- Did what?
- You lived.
432
00:27:39,040 --> 00:27:43,067
I told you, chicks are just a distraction.
You're better off without that broad.
433
00:27:44,079 --> 00:27:46,172
Yeah, well, I'll admit, this has its charms.
434
00:27:47,048 --> 00:27:48,515
Hey.
435
00:27:49,017 --> 00:27:51,281
You got any more beers?
436
00:27:52,354 --> 00:27:55,448
Okay, new category: Hot enough.
437
00:27:55,990 --> 00:27:57,355
Yeah, sure.
438
00:27:57,525 --> 00:28:00,187
What happened to,
"Chicks are a distraction"?
439
00:28:00,362 --> 00:28:02,489
I didn't say a bad distraction.
440
00:28:05,867 --> 00:28:07,664
What have you got?
441
00:28:11,506 --> 00:28:13,633
Apparently we're into the cheap stuff.
442
00:28:15,777 --> 00:28:16,766
Yeah.
443
00:28:16,945 --> 00:28:20,346
If you guys get bored of Club Club,
you should come by Goldfingers.
444
00:28:20,515 --> 00:28:21,777
I tend bar there.
445
00:28:22,917 --> 00:28:25,681
- Do you hang out there a lot?
- Not really my scene.
446
00:28:25,854 --> 00:28:29,449
- We have slightly different ideas...
- Might wanna grab a drink. His bedroom.
447
00:28:29,624 --> 00:28:33,526
Okay if I grab a quick H2O as well?
It's important to hydrate.
448
00:28:34,062 --> 00:28:35,529
Yeah.
449
00:28:51,913 --> 00:28:53,847
Rats.
450
00:28:58,586 --> 00:29:00,144
Why didn't you say anything?
451
00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:04,186
I saw them, the test rats you liberated.
Where's the monkey?
452
00:29:05,326 --> 00:29:06,725
I don't have the monkey...
453
00:29:06,895 --> 00:29:09,329
...and I didn't free the rats.
They just showed up.
454
00:29:09,497 --> 00:29:13,263
Like, in a tiny van with a sob story
about needing a place to crash?
455
00:29:13,435 --> 00:29:16,029
Like, in a box on my doorstep.
456
00:29:16,204 --> 00:29:18,900
Yeah, people know I'm the animals guy.
It happens.
457
00:29:19,073 --> 00:29:20,973
Can I see the box?
458
00:29:24,279 --> 00:29:25,576
So...
459
00:29:25,747 --> 00:29:27,578
...Amy seems nice.
460
00:29:28,817 --> 00:29:30,409
How long have you been together?
461
00:29:30,585 --> 00:29:32,712
Nineteen years.
462
00:29:32,887 --> 00:29:34,718
She's my sister.
463
00:29:43,431 --> 00:29:48,698
So are you gonna tell Pauline
and Gil-Thomas about the rats?
464
00:29:49,037 --> 00:29:52,803
They're clients. I kind of have to.
465
00:30:00,615 --> 00:30:02,845
Boy, oh, boy.
466
00:30:03,017 --> 00:30:04,143
You are bad.
467
00:30:05,286 --> 00:30:10,815
Man. I can't believe I just did that
with Aaron Echolls' son.
468
00:30:17,031 --> 00:30:20,000
They were in a rat habitat
in Bronson Pope's bedroom.
469
00:30:20,168 --> 00:30:21,692
He said someone dropped them off.
470
00:30:21,870 --> 00:30:24,703
Dropped off, funny.
What about Twenty-five?
471
00:30:24,873 --> 00:30:27,774
He says he didn't get the monkey.
But you have the rat photo...
472
00:30:27,942 --> 00:30:31,503
Can we get the sheriff's department
to get a search warrant?
473
00:30:32,413 --> 00:30:34,040
Excuse me.
474
00:30:35,450 --> 00:30:37,475
- Hello?
- Veronica, hey.
475
00:30:37,652 --> 00:30:39,916
I found something interesting
in this hard drive.
476
00:30:43,091 --> 00:30:45,855
We got a report about some stolen rats.
477
00:30:46,027 --> 00:30:47,654
I have a warrant.
478
00:30:53,868 --> 00:30:55,426
Hey. So, you know...
479
00:30:55,603 --> 00:30:59,437
...some sort of liquid was poured over
the computer with all the research on it.
480
00:30:59,607 --> 00:31:01,939
I had to remove the RAM card
to let it dry out.
481
00:31:02,110 --> 00:31:03,441
You told Bronson?
482
00:31:05,713 --> 00:31:08,375
The cops raided the place
and the rats were gone.
483
00:31:09,317 --> 00:31:11,911
I didn't want him to get into trouble.
484
00:31:12,554 --> 00:31:13,851
I believe him. I'm sorry.
485
00:31:17,792 --> 00:31:20,192
I found these on the motherboard.
486
00:31:23,064 --> 00:31:27,296
- Looks like little leaves.
- You think it means anything?
487
00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:30,433
Oh, good. You.
488
00:31:30,605 --> 00:31:34,006
We found these
in Pauline and Gil-Thomas' hard drive.
489
00:31:34,175 --> 00:31:37,338
Some sort of leaves. Any idea
where they might have come from?
490
00:31:45,553 --> 00:31:46,542
Congratulations.
491
00:31:46,721 --> 00:31:50,157
You just narrowed down the suspects
to anyone who had access to green tea.
492
00:31:50,925 --> 00:31:52,051
Green tea?
493
00:31:59,167 --> 00:32:02,159
I stole it off Twenty-five's cage
a few weeks ago.
494
00:32:02,337 --> 00:32:04,430
The sound was driving me nuts
on the weekends.
495
00:32:24,492 --> 00:32:27,552
In the movies, when they piece back
together shredded magazines...
496
00:32:27,729 --> 00:32:29,629
... they always find an address sticker.
497
00:32:29,797 --> 00:32:32,391
All I found are near-naked ladies.
498
00:32:35,403 --> 00:32:36,461
Did you name him?
499
00:32:37,171 --> 00:32:38,399
Is that what happened?
500
00:32:39,507 --> 00:32:42,738
- Named who?
- Twenty-five.
501
00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:44,477
I heard him behind the door.
502
00:32:45,079 --> 00:32:47,240
Sounds like he misses you.
503
00:33:02,830 --> 00:33:05,663
There were tea leaves in the hard drive.
504
00:33:06,134 --> 00:33:09,570
You just grabbed the handiest thing around
and poured it in the drive?
505
00:33:09,737 --> 00:33:12,001
Pauline's the one who drinks tea.
506
00:33:12,173 --> 00:33:17,270
But I'm guessing she doesn't subscribe
to lad magazines.
507
00:33:17,945 --> 00:33:20,505
When reassembled,
the shredded pages from the rat box...
508
00:33:20,682 --> 00:33:26,917
...were mostly almost-naked babes
making almost-naughty quotes.
509
00:33:27,088 --> 00:33:29,181
You knew you could pin the break-in
on PHAT...
510
00:33:29,357 --> 00:33:32,190
...and you knew Bronson would
take care of your lab rats.
511
00:33:39,867 --> 00:33:43,200
I started coming in on the weekends
to catch up on work.
512
00:33:43,371 --> 00:33:44,463
I bought him a few toys.
513
00:33:44,639 --> 00:33:48,234
Let him play with them
while Pauline wasn't around.
514
00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:49,974
His favorite, by the way.
515
00:33:51,145 --> 00:33:53,340
I always had to take it back before I left.
516
00:33:53,514 --> 00:33:56,711
One day, I'm halfway out the door,
when I turn around...
517
00:33:58,019 --> 00:34:01,045
...and he's holding it out through the bars
for me.
518
00:34:01,222 --> 00:34:02,883
He knew I was leaving.
519
00:34:03,591 --> 00:34:05,252
You know why we don't name them?
520
00:34:06,527 --> 00:34:08,825
Because to do the work...
521
00:34:10,264 --> 00:34:12,357
...we have to turn our compassion off.
522
00:34:13,968 --> 00:34:17,369
Because things are harder to kill
when they've got a name.
523
00:34:21,342 --> 00:34:22,536
Veronica Mars...
524
00:34:23,945 --> 00:34:24,934
...meet Oscar.
525
00:34:35,456 --> 00:34:39,586
Oh, Veronica. This is Professor McGregor.
You said you had news.
526
00:34:46,334 --> 00:34:50,566
Here's your check back.
I wasn't able to find him, I'm afraid.
527
00:34:50,738 --> 00:34:52,205
Oh, those idiots at PHAT.
528
00:34:52,673 --> 00:34:54,538
They are paving the road to hell.
529
00:34:54,709 --> 00:34:58,270
Well, the good news is Mac was able
to recover most of your hard drive.
530
00:34:58,446 --> 00:35:01,506
For crying out loud. I thought you said
you were getting him back.
531
00:35:01,682 --> 00:35:03,172
I said I thought we were.
532
00:35:03,351 --> 00:35:06,843
Well, the data could still be useful
as a comparison.
533
00:35:07,021 --> 00:35:09,581
- lf we can rush order another one, we...
- Another one?
534
00:35:09,757 --> 00:35:14,922
Yeah. We should have another monkey
in another six days.
535
00:35:15,096 --> 00:35:17,360
Science marches on.
536
00:35:35,516 --> 00:35:36,505
Mac.
537
00:35:38,252 --> 00:35:39,446
Hi.
538
00:35:40,388 --> 00:35:41,946
Hi, Bronson.
539
00:35:42,123 --> 00:35:44,318
I was just...
I wasn't just in the neighborhood.
540
00:35:44,492 --> 00:35:47,723
I was more, actually, coming by
because I was wondering...
541
00:35:47,895 --> 00:35:52,389
What I'm trying to say, or ask,
is, I guess...
542
00:35:52,900 --> 00:35:54,731
...do you like movies?
543
00:35:55,970 --> 00:35:56,959
Yeah.
544
00:35:57,138 --> 00:35:59,732
Because they're doing 2001 in 70 mm
tomorrow night...
545
00:35:59,907 --> 00:36:02,273
Yeah. Let's go.
546
00:36:03,344 --> 00:36:04,811
Okay.
547
00:36:05,379 --> 00:36:06,676
Great.
548
00:36:08,983 --> 00:36:10,450
Bye, then.
549
00:36:32,707 --> 00:36:35,904
It's kind of lame, but a really hot girl band
is playing at the Roxy.
550
00:36:36,277 --> 00:36:40,407
They all went out to try and score, which is
both never going to happen and ridiculous.
551
00:36:40,581 --> 00:36:43,311
So I took his shift just to get out of it.
552
00:36:43,684 --> 00:36:44,673
I know how you feel.
553
00:36:46,754 --> 00:36:48,449
I mean, different team, sure.
554
00:36:48,623 --> 00:36:52,491
But the whole chasing, hooking-up
people-go-round...
555
00:36:52,660 --> 00:36:54,025
Parker has been going nuts.
556
00:36:54,195 --> 00:36:57,995
Like I'm some sort of freak because
I'm not grabbing anything within 10 feet.
557
00:36:58,165 --> 00:37:00,258
- It's exhausting.
- Totally.
558
00:37:00,434 --> 00:37:02,299
It's like music. You know, I love music.
559
00:37:02,470 --> 00:37:05,837
It doesn't mean I have to listen to it
at all times and anything will do.
560
00:37:06,007 --> 00:37:09,704
I'm not gonna throw in a Hasselhoff CD
just because I left Neko Case in the car.
561
00:37:09,877 --> 00:37:13,005
Like, why bother with something
that's not good?
562
00:37:13,180 --> 00:37:16,707
- Because if it's not good...
- It's bad. Exactly.
563
00:37:17,485 --> 00:37:20,716
But these guys were all like,
"As long as she's got a pair of..."
564
00:37:21,656 --> 00:37:26,025
- You know, it was indelicate.
- What's indelicate about shoes?
565
00:37:26,193 --> 00:37:31,256
But I figure, you know, I mean,
I know what I like. Why waste my time?
566
00:37:31,432 --> 00:37:35,368
Like, why bother with something not good
just because it's something?
567
00:37:35,536 --> 00:37:38,937
Especially when you know the difference,
which not many people do.
568
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,400
I mean, do you?
569
00:37:41,042 --> 00:37:42,532
l...
570
00:37:43,911 --> 00:37:44,900
I think I do.
571
00:37:45,079 --> 00:37:49,379
See, I think that's, like, 90 percent of life,
just knowing the difference.
572
00:38:32,460 --> 00:38:34,519
- What'll you have?
- Scotch, please.
573
00:38:43,104 --> 00:38:45,129
It's a hell of a song.
574
00:38:46,073 --> 00:38:47,540
- Here you go.
- Thanks.
575
00:38:48,109 --> 00:38:50,942
I wish someone felt that way about me.
576
00:38:52,246 --> 00:38:54,806
- You married?
- Nope.
577
00:38:55,349 --> 00:38:57,112
Involved?
578
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,212
Somewhat.
579
00:39:01,088 --> 00:39:02,646
To women.
580
00:39:02,957 --> 00:39:04,515
To women.
581
00:39:06,994 --> 00:39:08,689
What's she like?
582
00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:10,992
- Well, what are they all like?
- Crazy.
583
00:39:11,465 --> 00:39:15,799
- Or we are. I haven't figured it out yet.
- Probably us.
584
00:39:19,573 --> 00:39:21,905
What's the craziest thing
you ever did for a woman?
585
00:39:24,712 --> 00:39:25,872
I knew this girl once.
586
00:39:27,081 --> 00:39:30,380
Best-Iooking woman the world
had yet produced, as far as I could tell.
587
00:39:30,551 --> 00:39:32,985
She tells me
her ex-boyfriend's bothering her.
588
00:39:33,154 --> 00:39:36,453
Always showing up at the parking lot
she hangs out in with her friends.
589
00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:40,924
So one night, I went and I filled a jelly jar
with gasoline, stuck a rag in it...
590
00:39:41,095 --> 00:39:44,929
...figuring, Molotov cocktail,
I'll light the guy's car on fire.
591
00:39:45,099 --> 00:39:47,693
No more bother in the parking lot.
She'll be impressed.
592
00:39:48,069 --> 00:39:49,195
You torched a guy's car?
593
00:39:49,370 --> 00:39:52,271
You ever light a rag
soaked in straight gasoline?
594
00:39:52,440 --> 00:39:55,432
Thing exploded in my hands.
I torched my car.
595
00:39:57,678 --> 00:40:01,637
- Must've been a hell of a girl.
- What the hell was I thinking?
596
00:40:02,950 --> 00:40:04,542
You ever done anything like that?
597
00:40:06,887 --> 00:40:08,752
That why you put this song on, Keith?
598
00:40:10,124 --> 00:40:13,924
I read your book,
all the way to your picture in the back.
599
00:40:14,095 --> 00:40:15,756
So, no...
600
00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:17,926
...I've never done anything like that.
601
00:40:18,399 --> 00:40:23,029
Like, for instance,
kill Cyrus O'Dell for a woman.
602
00:40:24,205 --> 00:40:25,365
I wrote a book too.
603
00:40:25,906 --> 00:40:27,237
About profiling.
604
00:40:27,408 --> 00:40:28,397
Reading people.
605
00:40:31,512 --> 00:40:33,571
Maybe you should check it out.
606
00:40:41,589 --> 00:40:45,218
I've thought it over, Mrs. O'Dell.
I'll take the case.
607
00:40:45,392 --> 00:40:47,917
Good. Thank you.
608
00:40:48,095 --> 00:40:50,723
So, what made up your mind?
609
00:40:52,633 --> 00:40:54,100
Just...
610
00:40:56,003 --> 00:40:57,163
...the Scotch.
611
00:41:04,612 --> 00:41:06,307
And good morning.
612
00:41:06,480 --> 00:41:07,811
Morning, Piz.
613
00:41:07,982 --> 00:41:09,347
I was actually figuring...
614
00:41:09,517 --> 00:41:12,680
...you got dinner last night,
maybe I could spring for breakfast.
615
00:41:13,854 --> 00:41:16,118
- Actually...
- As ordered.
616
00:41:16,590 --> 00:41:18,455
Hey, Piz. What's new?
617
00:41:21,095 --> 00:41:22,858
Nothing, apparently.
618
00:41:25,966 --> 00:41:27,763
I'll let you guys...
619
00:42:05,105 --> 00:42:07,096
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