1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:18,735 --> 00:00:20,100 You seen Veronica? 2 00:00:20,270 --> 00:00:21,897 Not in a while. 3 00:00:37,587 --> 00:00:41,489 Wallace! Piz! Help! 4 00:01:37,914 --> 00:01:40,815 If the Lilith House's mission was to protect women on campus... 5 00:01:40,984 --> 00:01:43,384 ... I'm not sure this display is doing the trick. 6 00:01:43,553 --> 00:01:46,579 Sure, the board of trustees voted to dismantle the Greek system... 7 00:01:46,756 --> 00:01:49,919 ... but there's still a rapist at large. That hasn't changed. 8 00:01:56,432 --> 00:01:58,593 So the boy can still smile. 9 00:01:58,768 --> 00:02:01,202 It seems like a week since I've seen his teeth. 10 00:02:03,873 --> 00:02:05,306 Hey, handsome. 11 00:02:05,475 --> 00:02:07,943 Not in front of the old man. He's the jealous type. 12 00:02:08,111 --> 00:02:09,305 Hey. 13 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:11,805 Hello, Dick. 14 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,812 I can't believe they got such a perfect likeness. 15 00:02:14,984 --> 00:02:16,781 Did you actually model for them? 16 00:02:16,953 --> 00:02:20,480 Yeah. You know, that reminds me. They left out one important detail. 17 00:02:28,164 --> 00:02:31,793 Take a picture, ladies. It'll last longer. 18 00:02:37,874 --> 00:02:40,342 Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won that debate. 19 00:02:40,510 --> 00:02:42,410 Well, he's a master debater. 20 00:02:42,579 --> 00:02:45,571 You two kiss, hold hands, head to the soda shop for some malts. 21 00:02:45,748 --> 00:02:46,942 I'm out of here. 22 00:02:49,152 --> 00:02:51,916 Okay, don't try and stop me. 23 00:02:52,789 --> 00:02:56,316 You weren't outside my criminology class. I waited. 24 00:02:56,492 --> 00:02:57,481 Yeah. 25 00:02:59,462 --> 00:03:00,486 Something wrong? 26 00:03:04,534 --> 00:03:06,263 I can't do this anymore, Veronica. 27 00:03:09,005 --> 00:03:10,905 You know, I've been thinking, and... 28 00:03:13,176 --> 00:03:15,144 This isn't working. 29 00:03:16,312 --> 00:03:18,337 You know, I don't think I quite measure up... 30 00:03:18,514 --> 00:03:20,914 ...to the person that you want me to be, and... 31 00:03:21,751 --> 00:03:24,345 I just can't take feeling like a disappointment anymore. 32 00:03:25,154 --> 00:03:28,885 - Logan, I don't... - Let me get this out, okay? 33 00:03:29,525 --> 00:03:32,790 The other thing, you told me you weren't built to let people help you. 34 00:03:32,962 --> 00:03:35,988 - That's not exactly what I said... - It's close. 35 00:03:36,532 --> 00:03:39,365 And you know what? I'm not built to stand on the sidelines. 36 00:03:45,642 --> 00:03:47,007 I think we have a choice. 37 00:03:48,177 --> 00:03:50,668 I think we can take a tough-but-survivable amount... 38 00:03:50,847 --> 00:03:52,644 ...of pain now... 39 00:03:55,585 --> 00:03:58,418 ...or stay together and deal with unbearable pain later. 40 00:04:01,557 --> 00:04:03,252 So I vote for the pain now. 41 00:04:07,030 --> 00:04:08,895 But I'm always here... 44 00:04:31,287 --> 00:04:34,313 Yeah, but heavyweights weren't always a freak show. 45 00:04:34,490 --> 00:04:37,482 Ali, Frazier, those were fighters, you know. 46 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:39,127 Just seems nowadays... 47 00:04:39,295 --> 00:04:41,422 All the talent's in the lower weight classes. 48 00:04:41,597 --> 00:04:44,395 You're so right. The average fight fan, he doesn't care. 49 00:04:44,567 --> 00:04:45,898 You should be good. 50 00:04:46,069 --> 00:04:47,730 Here, test it. 51 00:04:48,705 --> 00:04:52,766 Hot damn. I'm back in business. What would I do if you ever left me? 52 00:04:52,942 --> 00:04:55,467 Call Human Resources and have them send a replacement? 53 00:04:55,645 --> 00:04:58,170 Just a guess. Listen, you don't have hi-def yet. 54 00:04:58,348 --> 00:05:00,339 I'll swing by when the receiver gets in. 55 00:05:00,516 --> 00:05:03,007 - Page me if it goes out again. - Thanks, Eli. 56 00:05:07,056 --> 00:05:09,388 Oh, hard at work, I see. 57 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:12,255 This job is easy. To what do I owe the pleasure? 58 00:05:12,428 --> 00:05:14,055 I brought you the minivan. 59 00:05:14,230 --> 00:05:16,960 You're gonna have to haul around Graham's drums tonight. 60 00:05:17,133 --> 00:05:19,966 I just got called up to Sacramento to meet with Helm's people. 61 00:05:20,136 --> 00:05:22,866 - Can't they send Wally? - Wally's going too. 62 00:05:23,039 --> 00:05:25,030 I need the Volvo keys. 63 00:05:25,208 --> 00:05:28,302 I'm gonna be bored. I may be forced to speak to our children. 64 00:05:28,478 --> 00:05:32,574 Oh, remind them of how things used to be. They love that. 65 00:05:34,650 --> 00:05:38,450 I'll be home tomorrow by noon, okay? You can order pizza, can't you? 66 00:05:38,621 --> 00:05:39,986 I'm sure someone will show me. 67 00:05:42,158 --> 00:05:44,023 Dean O'Dell? I'm sorry for interrupting. 68 00:05:44,193 --> 00:05:45,319 What is it? 69 00:05:45,895 --> 00:05:47,920 I have a man who doesn't have an appointment. 70 00:05:48,097 --> 00:05:50,156 He won't give his name or put out his cigar. 71 00:05:50,333 --> 00:05:52,267 Is that so? 72 00:05:55,872 --> 00:05:57,464 Cyrus. 73 00:05:57,640 --> 00:05:58,698 We need to talk. 74 00:05:59,675 --> 00:06:02,109 So, Mel. What can I help you with? 75 00:06:02,278 --> 00:06:05,509 You know what I liked best about my days here at Hearst, Cyrus? 76 00:06:06,616 --> 00:06:07,947 A quality education? 77 00:06:10,820 --> 00:06:11,809 No. 78 00:06:12,088 --> 00:06:14,579 It was hanging out on the front porch of my frat... 79 00:06:14,757 --> 00:06:17,624 ...and watching the girls go by, drinking beer. 80 00:06:17,794 --> 00:06:20,319 I had such a good time here at Hearst, in fact... 81 00:06:20,496 --> 00:06:22,896 ...that I've been very generous over the years. 82 00:06:23,332 --> 00:06:25,129 Wouldn't you say I've been generous? 83 00:06:29,539 --> 00:06:31,006 Here you go. 84 00:06:38,781 --> 00:06:40,305 - Veronica? - I'm fine. 85 00:06:40,483 --> 00:06:42,007 - We know. - Never said you weren't. 86 00:06:42,185 --> 00:06:44,176 - It's okay if you're not. - You're Veronica. 87 00:06:44,353 --> 00:06:46,617 I'm fine. Seriously. I just told the two of you... 88 00:06:46,789 --> 00:06:50,088 ...because I figured you should know. I'm not looking for a pity party. 89 00:06:50,259 --> 00:06:53,786 That's good, because I always get stuck blowing up the pity balloons. 90 00:06:54,297 --> 00:06:57,027 - Is there anything that we can do? - Nope. 91 00:06:57,600 --> 00:07:01,263 We're done with this topic. I just shared some info. Moving on. 92 00:07:01,437 --> 00:07:04,531 Hey, gang. What's the word? Is it avuncular? 93 00:07:05,775 --> 00:07:08,710 No? Just a shot in the dark. Set your dials to K-Ruff tonight. 94 00:07:08,878 --> 00:07:10,470 We're moving on as to what to do... 95 00:07:10,646 --> 00:07:12,773 ...with the Greek Row ghost town next semester. 96 00:07:12,949 --> 00:07:16,749 I got this guy who wants to turn it into an ROTC training battlefield. 97 00:07:17,253 --> 00:07:18,242 Quality radio people. 98 00:07:20,356 --> 00:07:22,290 What? 99 00:07:23,392 --> 00:07:26,293 You say your wife doesn't kiss you like she used to? 100 00:07:26,462 --> 00:07:28,054 I know how it sounds, Keith. 101 00:07:28,231 --> 00:07:30,563 - How long have you been married? - Six years. 102 00:07:30,733 --> 00:07:32,963 It simply sounds normal, Cyrus. 103 00:07:33,136 --> 00:07:35,331 I'm sure everything's fine. 104 00:07:35,671 --> 00:07:38,231 Still, I'd like to be able to shake this feeling. 105 00:07:38,407 --> 00:07:40,102 She's on the 4:30 to Sacramento. 106 00:07:40,276 --> 00:07:42,107 She is, as she usually is... 107 00:07:42,278 --> 00:07:44,610 ...traveling with her associate, Wally Wernke. 108 00:07:44,780 --> 00:07:47,374 He's handsome. He's more age-appropriate for my wife... 109 00:07:47,550 --> 00:07:49,381 ...I've seen him wipe ranch dressing... 110 00:07:49,552 --> 00:07:51,417 ...from her chin at a faculty function. 111 00:07:51,587 --> 00:07:53,316 Will you take the case, Keith? 112 00:07:59,562 --> 00:08:01,462 Hey, there you are. 113 00:08:02,465 --> 00:08:03,625 Going somewhere? 114 00:08:03,799 --> 00:08:05,790 Oh, very good, number one daughter. 115 00:08:05,968 --> 00:08:08,596 You might make a detective yet. 116 00:08:08,871 --> 00:08:09,963 I'm off to Sacramento. 117 00:08:10,139 --> 00:08:13,165 A husband thinks his wife is fooling around in Capital City. 118 00:08:13,342 --> 00:08:15,674 Here's my hotel information. 119 00:08:16,946 --> 00:08:18,243 You all right, honey? 120 00:08:20,049 --> 00:08:23,348 - Logan and I broke up. - I'm sorry to hear that. 121 00:08:23,886 --> 00:08:25,183 Are you okay? 122 00:08:25,488 --> 00:08:29,424 - I can put off this assignment. - No. You go. I'm fine. 123 00:08:29,592 --> 00:08:31,560 Just kind of unexpected. 124 00:08:31,727 --> 00:08:33,319 - You sure? - Go. 125 00:08:44,740 --> 00:08:45,729 Honey? 126 00:08:46,409 --> 00:08:47,433 Go. 127 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,361 We're talking about Greek Row. Jennifer? 128 00:09:13,536 --> 00:09:16,004 Dean O'Dell refused to even read our proposal... 129 00:09:16,172 --> 00:09:19,107 ...to turn one of the deserted Greek houses into a residence... 130 00:09:19,275 --> 00:09:21,539 ...for devoutly Christian students. 131 00:09:21,711 --> 00:09:24,680 Had I been lobbying on behalf of the African-American students... 132 00:09:24,847 --> 00:09:27,714 ...or gay students, would I have been dismissed like that? 133 00:09:27,883 --> 00:09:29,680 No way. 134 00:09:29,952 --> 00:09:32,580 As always, we have an empty chair here for Dean O'Dell... 135 00:09:32,755 --> 00:09:34,086 ...should he ever accept. 136 00:09:34,257 --> 00:09:37,624 We're talking standing invitation to join us on air and defend himself. 137 00:09:37,793 --> 00:09:39,454 Lt. McGee, you have a radical plan... 138 00:09:39,629 --> 00:09:41,824 ...for what should become of the Greek houses. 139 00:09:41,998 --> 00:09:44,466 Which one of these is mine? 140 00:09:45,201 --> 00:09:46,896 Take that one. 141 00:09:49,372 --> 00:09:53,172 Like magic, we have our dean with us. Dean O'Dell. What you got for us? 142 00:09:53,342 --> 00:09:57,176 It was imperative to get this news out as quickly as possible to the student body. 143 00:09:57,346 --> 00:10:00,247 It was discovered that one of our board of trustees members... 144 00:10:00,416 --> 00:10:04,250 ...who voted to abolish the Greek system at Hearst owns property... 145 00:10:04,420 --> 00:10:06,752 ...currently leased by several of the Greek houses. 146 00:10:06,922 --> 00:10:11,291 Due to this conflict of interest, his vote has been nullified. 147 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:16,625 Hearst Charter dictates that the dean of the university is allowed to cast... 148 00:10:16,799 --> 00:10:20,064 ...the dissenting vote in just such an occurrence... 149 00:10:20,236 --> 00:10:22,727 ...and I voted to retain the Greek system. 150 00:10:24,707 --> 00:10:25,867 Thank you for your time. 151 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:27,600 That is all. 152 00:10:30,913 --> 00:10:32,278 Alrighty, then. 153 00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:35,110 The Greeks are back. Let's go to the phones. 154 00:10:42,625 --> 00:10:44,490 Yeah. 155 00:10:46,696 --> 00:10:49,494 - Yeah. - Yeah. 156 00:10:57,940 --> 00:11:00,170 - Yeah. - Yeah. 157 00:11:41,784 --> 00:11:44,685 - Get me a roster of Lilith House. - You have a guest. 158 00:11:44,854 --> 00:11:48,756 - I told him that without an appointment... - Keith. Come right in. 159 00:11:51,494 --> 00:11:53,587 - Have a seat. - Thanks. 160 00:11:56,766 --> 00:11:59,234 So, what you got? 161 00:11:59,602 --> 00:12:01,866 Only good news. You have nothing to worry about... 162 00:12:02,037 --> 00:12:04,005 ...except, perhaps, your lack of gaydar. 163 00:12:04,173 --> 00:12:07,006 - I don't know what that is. - Wally Wernke's gay. 164 00:12:07,176 --> 00:12:09,508 Your wife spent the night in her room alone. 165 00:12:09,678 --> 00:12:12,647 And Wally, on the other hand, visited, in succession... 166 00:12:12,815 --> 00:12:16,251 ...The Boat House, Oil Can Harry's and Taboo. 167 00:12:16,419 --> 00:12:18,887 Let's both just forget that I ever doubted my wife. 168 00:12:19,054 --> 00:12:21,113 Consider it forgotten. 169 00:12:21,390 --> 00:12:24,052 - You need to see this. I circled it. - What is it? 170 00:12:24,226 --> 00:12:26,387 It's a classified ad warning the student body... 171 00:12:26,562 --> 00:12:28,496 ...to stay away from the Pi Sig party. 172 00:12:28,664 --> 00:12:31,929 "I'll choose my next victim at the Pi Sig party tomorrow night. 173 00:12:32,101 --> 00:12:33,591 You've been warned." 174 00:12:38,007 --> 00:12:39,065 Veronica. 175 00:12:39,241 --> 00:12:40,674 Hey, come here. 176 00:12:41,444 --> 00:12:44,174 "I'll choose my next victim at the Pi Sig party"? 177 00:12:44,947 --> 00:12:46,881 - Rapist is getting cocky. - Yeah. 178 00:12:47,049 --> 00:12:50,246 Or Nish just wants to scare girls away from the frat blowout. 179 00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:52,944 If that was the plan, I don't think it's working. 180 00:12:53,122 --> 00:12:56,148 We've probably had a hundred girls stop by and pick up these. 181 00:12:56,592 --> 00:12:58,958 - Coasters? - Special coasters. 182 00:12:59,128 --> 00:13:00,993 You pour a drop of your drink on them... 183 00:13:01,163 --> 00:13:04,155 ...and they turn red if there's any GHB or Rohypnol in it. 184 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:07,325 - You mind if I take a bunch of these? - Planning on tying one on? 185 00:13:07,503 --> 00:13:09,095 You can test 10 drinks on one card. 186 00:13:09,271 --> 00:13:13,207 I suddenly find myself with free time and in need of a project. 187 00:13:13,375 --> 00:13:16,208 You do get one of these as well. A rape whistle. 188 00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,904 You actually think people would come a-running, huh? 189 00:13:20,749 --> 00:13:24,742 You have more faith in mankind than I do, my friend. 190 00:13:26,956 --> 00:13:27,980 What's it do? 191 00:13:28,157 --> 00:13:30,751 It turns red if there's a date-rape drug in the drink. 192 00:13:30,926 --> 00:13:33,861 You should require the Pi Sigs make them available at the party. 193 00:13:34,029 --> 00:13:35,621 I think I will. 194 00:13:35,798 --> 00:13:38,790 Cora, track down Chip Diller for me. 195 00:13:38,968 --> 00:13:40,731 I poked around at the newspaper office. 196 00:13:40,903 --> 00:13:43,531 No explanation on how the ad made it into the paper. 197 00:13:43,706 --> 00:13:45,640 They think it was changed at the printers. 198 00:13:45,808 --> 00:13:47,298 You're a credit to the college. 199 00:13:47,476 --> 00:13:49,467 Well, aren't you warm and cuddly... 200 00:13:49,645 --> 00:13:52,273 ...for being the most reviled man on campus? 201 00:13:52,448 --> 00:13:54,746 My life doesn't begin and end at the university. 202 00:13:54,917 --> 00:13:57,044 My wife's getting back from Sacramento today... 203 00:13:57,219 --> 00:13:59,619 ...and I've got something special planned. 204 00:14:02,791 --> 00:14:03,815 Sacramento? 205 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:07,320 What an enlightening weekend I had. You learn a lot about people... 206 00:14:07,496 --> 00:14:11,193 ...when you read their "plan a perfect murder" papers. I must say... 207 00:14:11,367 --> 00:14:13,927 ...I'm a little frightened to appear before you today... 208 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:16,901 ...and it's not just that a good half dozen of you offed me. 209 00:14:17,840 --> 00:14:20,308 A chainsaw, Biggles? Really? 210 00:14:21,143 --> 00:14:25,170 Let's see, we got rid of a full score of ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends... 211 00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:27,611 ...the sheriff bit the dust, and several of you... 212 00:14:27,783 --> 00:14:30,013 ...decided to turn yourselves into only children. 213 00:14:30,185 --> 00:14:32,585 As to how perfect your perfect murders were... 214 00:14:32,755 --> 00:14:35,315 ...the results fell pretty naturally into a bell curve. 215 00:14:35,491 --> 00:14:36,719 Didn't even have to adjust. 216 00:14:36,892 --> 00:14:39,554 I will be posting the three A papers on the class website. 217 00:14:39,728 --> 00:14:41,889 So you can see examples of what I'm looking for. 218 00:14:42,064 --> 00:14:45,124 For those of you who got A's, congratulations. 219 00:14:45,401 --> 00:14:46,732 You can get away with murder. 220 00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:51,472 Tim? 221 00:14:52,441 --> 00:14:55,239 Okay, but you should know, if you're gonna make me wait... 222 00:14:55,411 --> 00:14:59,370 ... I'm gonna pore over your creepy rape-investigation board. 223 00:14:59,548 --> 00:15:00,913 What's this? 224 00:15:01,083 --> 00:15:04,883 Dick? Chip Diller? What's his face? 225 00:15:06,722 --> 00:15:08,986 Can I help you find something? 226 00:15:09,758 --> 00:15:12,886 What's with the circled Pi Sigs? Are you onto something? 227 00:15:13,062 --> 00:15:15,530 Did I miss something? Are we working together now? 228 00:15:15,698 --> 00:15:17,165 Are we Starsky and Butch? 229 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,164 Cagney and Pasty. 230 00:15:19,335 --> 00:15:21,860 I think I'll keep my findings to myself. 231 00:15:22,037 --> 00:15:26,337 When I solve it, I want Dr. Landry to know where credit's due. 232 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,841 And here I thought we were trying to protect girls. 233 00:15:30,045 --> 00:15:33,879 Then you want to share your working theories with me? 234 00:15:36,518 --> 00:15:37,576 Excellent. 235 00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:39,721 Now, about your paper. 236 00:15:39,888 --> 00:15:43,722 I wanted to give you the opportunity to fix some of these syntax... 237 00:15:43,892 --> 00:15:46,292 ...and bookmarking errors before I post it online. 238 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:49,693 Oh, Veronica, have you met my girlfriend? 239 00:15:51,066 --> 00:15:54,092 Hi. Have we met? 240 00:15:55,437 --> 00:15:57,302 I don't think so. 241 00:15:59,141 --> 00:16:03,168 So Tim Foyle's girlfriend likes Dick and sundry other Pi Sigs. 242 00:16:03,345 --> 00:16:06,473 So what, if anything, does that mean? 243 00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:13,455 Soup? You know how I feel about soup. It's a side dish. 244 00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:15,089 There's a meatloaf in the oven. 245 00:16:15,257 --> 00:16:17,953 Now we're talking. 246 00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,920 Dad, you know that case you took up in Sacramento? 247 00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:26,033 Yeah. False alarm. I got to deliver good news for once. 248 00:16:26,201 --> 00:16:28,761 Dean O'Dell's wife is cheating on him with Dr. Landry... 249 00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:30,336 ...my criminology professor. 250 00:16:30,506 --> 00:16:32,565 - And how did you...? - I dropped by his office. 251 00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:36,404 He told me his wife just got in from Sacramento. Two and two. 252 00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:37,636 And how did you...? 253 00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:39,747 I saw them together at the Neptune Grand. 254 00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,008 He checks in under the pseudonym Rory Finch. 255 00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:45,347 You should double-check, but I'm certain it's true. 256 00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:46,920 Are you gonna tell him? 257 00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,853 You know the rules, honey, I have to. 258 00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,737 I don't exactly know how to put this. 259 00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:05,135 It's the sort of thing that makes me hate... 260 00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:07,468 ...being a resident advisor, but I have to ask. 261 00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:10,009 Someone has been leaving a surprise... 262 00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:13,148 ...in the third stall every day for the past two weeks. 263 00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:16,082 This person apparently never learned how to flush... 264 00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:19,277 ...and it's my amateur medical opinion that he's also suffering... 265 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,447 ...from what must be a terminal disease. 266 00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:24,993 - So? - Not guilty, man. 267 00:17:26,361 --> 00:17:28,522 Third stall stage right or stage left? 268 00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:32,062 - Stage right? - Yeah, not guilty, either. 269 00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:39,369 Howdy, boys. Anyone up for going to a Pi Sig blowout? 270 00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:42,203 Beer and ladies and music... 271 00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:45,172 ...and other stuff guys like, I'm sure. 272 00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:47,841 Fast cars, loose slots... 273 00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:51,417 ...electronic gadgetry, televised sports... 274 00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:54,517 ...pornography, nothing? None of this grabs you? 275 00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,386 - Already planning on going. - Everybody is gonna be there. 276 00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:59,493 Awesome. Then you can help me out. 277 00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,323 Suddenly, it sounds like a lot less fun. 278 00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,261 What about you, Moe? Are you going? 279 00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:08,597 Sort of. I'm driving the Take Back the Night cart for the early shift. 280 00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:10,500 Give me your phone. 281 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,829 Here's my number. 282 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:16,637 Call me if you pick up any girls who are beyond drunk... 283 00:18:16,812 --> 00:18:19,076 ...or shady guys lurking around. 284 00:18:19,248 --> 00:18:20,272 Sure. 285 00:18:20,449 --> 00:18:24,977 Excellent. Meet you boys out front, 9 sharp. I really appreciate it. 286 00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,983 What are we doing? 287 00:18:28,557 --> 00:18:29,956 Are you freaking kidding me? 288 00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,752 The Pi Sig mega-apocalypse. 289 00:18:32,327 --> 00:18:34,591 Hump-the-furniture, party-back-to-the-Stone-Age... 290 00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:35,957 ...fifty-keg Bacchanalia? 291 00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:37,598 Sounds fun, right? 292 00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:41,065 Will they let me in? The glitter has come off my porn-star tube top. 293 00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:43,568 Please, Mac? I could really use the help. 294 00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:53,273 Resistance is futile. 295 00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:59,049 Thanks for coming in on a Saturday. Here's to a better week next week. 296 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,018 Good night, Cyrus. 297 00:19:10,465 --> 00:19:13,559 I've highlighted the cell phone calls they've made to each other... 298 00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,227 ...as well as the numerous charges made to Professor Landry... 299 00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,601 ...at the Neptune Grand. 300 00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:23,034 He always checked in under the pseudonym Rory Finch... 301 00:19:23,212 --> 00:19:25,305 ...and paid cash for the room... 302 00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:29,940 ...but he charged drinks at the bar and dinner at the restaurant. 303 00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:32,347 Do those dates mean anything to you? 304 00:19:33,355 --> 00:19:34,447 If I recall correctly... 305 00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:37,956 ...these coincide with the nights of Mindy's Junior League meetings. 306 00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:57,410 So here's the plan. Do your own thing at the party... 307 00:19:57,579 --> 00:20:00,776 ...but if you see a girl who looks out of it, sneak up to her drink... 308 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:04,407 ...dip the coaster in, see if it turns red. If it does, the drink is dosed. 309 00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:06,952 If you see a cute girl, you wanna dance with her? 310 00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:11,024 Dance. Just know that your libido caused some girl to get raped. 311 00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:13,821 - That kind of takes the fun out of it. - It's your life. 312 00:20:13,996 --> 00:20:16,294 - Since when? - See, you give me a hard time. 313 00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,865 I'm less enthusiastic about giving you the little... 314 00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:22,731 ...thanks-for-helping presents I made for everybody this afternoon. 315 00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:25,472 Congratulations. You're all 21. 316 00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:29,574 I can buy myself a beer cup. 317 00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,045 Lookie here. It's my favorite drink tosser. 318 00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:38,015 I'm so happy you came to Hearst. 319 00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:39,813 Seriously. Does anyone like you? 320 00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:43,480 IDs out. Show them to our friend from the Hearst Police Department. 321 00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,389 Beer cups are 10 bucks. Soda cups are five. 322 00:20:46,561 --> 00:20:48,825 Everyone must purchase one or the other. 323 00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:53,196 Right wrist. Print your name legibly on this cup. 324 00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:54,426 Use only this cup. 325 00:20:54,603 --> 00:20:58,164 - Do not share that cup with a minor. - I'll take a soda cup. 326 00:21:00,609 --> 00:21:02,133 Like I'm gonna drink in there. 327 00:21:02,644 --> 00:21:05,841 These are your rape-testing coasters? This is what you're handing out? 328 00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,174 Yeah. Don't get raped. 329 00:21:07,983 --> 00:21:09,450 Where's Chip Diller? 330 00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,585 Chip. 331 00:21:20,829 --> 00:21:23,024 I want you to take a look at these coasters... 332 00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,393 ...and see if you can spot the difference. 333 00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,762 Item one. Printed on two sides... 334 00:21:27,936 --> 00:21:30,530 ...with the name of the drug testing manufacturer on it. 335 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,731 Distributed at the Take Back the Night booth. 336 00:21:32,908 --> 00:21:34,034 Item two. 337 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:37,906 Printed on one side. Handed out at the Pi Sig party. 338 00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,446 One tests for date-rape drugs. 339 00:21:40,615 --> 00:21:44,642 My guess, the other tests to see whether drinks are wet. 340 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,344 You don't know that. 341 00:21:46,521 --> 00:21:48,819 Find me a laced drink and let's see if it works. 342 00:21:48,991 --> 00:21:50,618 Go on. Find one. I'll time you. 343 00:21:53,662 --> 00:21:57,428 There you go, Bambi. If it turns red, he's trying to rape you. 344 00:21:57,599 --> 00:22:00,397 If it doesn't, he still might be trying to rape you. 345 00:22:01,269 --> 00:22:03,066 How do you live with yourself? 346 00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,297 Oh, it's a struggle, but I manage. 347 00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:08,742 Yeah. 348 00:22:30,632 --> 00:22:32,293 You know, when you think about it... 349 00:22:32,467 --> 00:22:34,594 ...it's not so different than going to a party. 350 00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,761 Except instead of trying to avoid the girl... 351 00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,304 Look. Drunk girl, 10 o'clock. 352 00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,052 Work it. 353 00:23:03,398 --> 00:23:04,456 Yeah, rock out. 354 00:23:12,174 --> 00:23:13,334 You are so cute. 355 00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:18,544 Hi, Bonnie. So where's your boyfriend tonight? 356 00:23:18,713 --> 00:23:21,477 - Do you see a ring? - Hey, Veronica. 357 00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,811 Where's your boyfriend tonight? 358 00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:27,352 Oh, wait. I'm so sorry. You don't have one anymore. Bummer. 359 00:23:27,522 --> 00:23:31,720 Man, when I look at the two of you, all I see are a couple petri dishes. 360 00:23:31,893 --> 00:23:33,588 My advice? 361 00:23:33,762 --> 00:23:37,698 Use protection. Lots and lots of protection. 362 00:23:52,047 --> 00:23:53,378 Hey there. 363 00:23:55,283 --> 00:23:56,750 You have an STD. 364 00:23:56,918 --> 00:23:58,317 Classic. 365 00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:02,113 You are one major minor, you know that? 366 00:24:03,758 --> 00:24:07,524 Want me to slip a little whiskey in that cola of yours? 367 00:24:07,963 --> 00:24:09,487 Sure. 368 00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,733 Thanks. 369 00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,278 What makes a man do it, Keith? 370 00:24:33,455 --> 00:24:35,582 Sleep with another man's wife? 371 00:24:35,757 --> 00:24:37,748 Is there no honor left? 372 00:24:37,926 --> 00:24:40,224 Less than there should be, I'm afraid. 373 00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:47,659 - Can I help you with something, Cyrus? - A refill. 374 00:24:47,836 --> 00:24:49,929 It seemed a much shorter distance earlier. 375 00:24:50,105 --> 00:24:52,335 What's the rest of your evening entail? 376 00:24:52,507 --> 00:24:55,101 - Passing out on this couch. - All right, then. 377 00:24:56,811 --> 00:24:58,574 They warned me, Keith. 378 00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,612 "She's much too young for you." 379 00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:02,778 Keith, no. 380 00:25:05,954 --> 00:25:07,546 Do you know what you're holding? 381 00:25:08,290 --> 00:25:09,348 A bottle of Scotch. 382 00:25:09,524 --> 00:25:11,992 That's a 40-year-old bottle of Glenkraken. 383 00:25:12,694 --> 00:25:14,685 One of the chief joys of my existence... 384 00:25:14,863 --> 00:25:18,299 ...is the anticipation of tasting the contents of that bottle. 385 00:25:18,466 --> 00:25:20,866 But for tonight, I'm just getting drunk. 386 00:25:21,036 --> 00:25:22,663 Pour me the swill. 387 00:25:37,852 --> 00:25:39,820 - Yeah? - Is that your friend? 388 00:25:44,025 --> 00:25:45,993 - So? - You think she's okay? 389 00:25:46,161 --> 00:25:49,858 We called the Safe Ride Home people already. Look, there they are. 390 00:25:50,031 --> 00:25:51,965 Happy? 391 00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:56,735 Hey, guys. 392 00:25:56,905 --> 00:25:58,532 Mind helping us out with this one? 393 00:25:58,707 --> 00:26:00,334 Yeah. No sweat. We got it. Here. 394 00:26:01,776 --> 00:26:04,336 Nice way to take care of your friend. 395 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:09,912 Don't mind her. She's always like that. 396 00:26:14,589 --> 00:26:17,558 - Sure I can't give you a ride home? - What's the point? 397 00:26:17,726 --> 00:26:21,218 My wife has a Junior League meeting tonight. 398 00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,157 I'll just sleep here. 399 00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:57,562 Tim Foyle, here? 400 00:26:57,732 --> 00:26:59,427 This can't be good. 401 00:27:02,637 --> 00:27:04,730 That's it, Bonnie. I've had enough. 402 00:27:04,906 --> 00:27:06,464 I've known about all of them. 403 00:27:06,641 --> 00:27:08,973 I've known about every knuckle-dragging frat boy... 404 00:27:09,144 --> 00:27:11,510 ...you've given a free ride. But guess what. 405 00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,877 I wasn't sitting back and taking it. Not at all. 406 00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,878 For every guy you were with, I was with someone new myself. 407 00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,954 Did you think I didn't know? 408 00:27:21,122 --> 00:27:23,818 I know everything. 409 00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,932 Looks like I'm single. 410 00:27:53,021 --> 00:27:54,420 Hey, Veronica. 411 00:27:55,023 --> 00:27:56,149 Hey. 412 00:27:56,324 --> 00:27:57,848 Hey. 413 00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,894 Okay, you two have fun. 414 00:28:04,065 --> 00:28:06,295 You don't have to go, Mercer. I'm just saying hi. 415 00:28:06,468 --> 00:28:09,335 Be that as it may. They're turning my show on after the band. 416 00:28:09,504 --> 00:28:11,563 I hope you brought your dancing shoes. 417 00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,674 You're here because of the investigation. 418 00:28:14,843 --> 00:28:16,208 I am what I am. 419 00:28:16,378 --> 00:28:18,141 Hey, we got a positive. 420 00:28:18,513 --> 00:28:19,502 A positive what? 421 00:28:19,681 --> 00:28:23,014 This cup was dosed with a date-rape drug. It belongs to Kim Kiser. 422 00:28:23,184 --> 00:28:24,947 - Where's Kim Kiser? - No one's seen her. 423 00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,748 We found someone who knows where she lives. Off-campus. 424 00:28:27,922 --> 00:28:29,048 Harbor View Apartments. 425 00:28:29,224 --> 00:28:31,351 All four girls were raped in their own rooms. 426 00:28:31,526 --> 00:28:35,053 We've gotta get there. I parked on campus. Who's got the closest car? 427 00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,494 - I do, but you're staying here. - lf you think... 428 00:28:37,665 --> 00:28:39,929 Veronica. Please. Let me do this part. 429 00:28:40,835 --> 00:28:43,804 - Okay, go. Be careful. - I'll go with you. 430 00:28:45,073 --> 00:28:46,700 Get her out of her apartment. 431 00:28:57,685 --> 00:29:01,416 That's all for us, tonight, people. Club Flush is up next. 432 00:29:02,090 --> 00:29:04,752 Hi. We're looking for Kim Kiser. 433 00:29:04,926 --> 00:29:06,894 We think she's been given a date-rape drug. 434 00:29:07,061 --> 00:29:10,087 If you've seen her or you're friends with her, please find me. 435 00:29:10,265 --> 00:29:12,199 I'll be right in front of the stage. 436 00:29:13,201 --> 00:29:15,066 Don't go. 437 00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:18,399 I've got crème brulée arriving any second. 438 00:29:18,573 --> 00:29:22,907 You know, maybe someday we'll have sex and you won't be stoned. 439 00:29:23,077 --> 00:29:26,376 I swear, I'm having an affair with Annie Hall. 440 00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,196 Mind if I come in? 441 00:30:03,084 --> 00:30:06,520 Are you the girl looking for Kim? Because Kim didn't come to the party. 442 00:30:06,688 --> 00:30:08,212 I saw her drink cup. 443 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:11,256 She lent her ID to her little sister, Kari. 444 00:30:11,426 --> 00:30:13,860 - Where's Kari? - She wasn't feeling good. 445 00:30:14,028 --> 00:30:16,326 - She was walking back to her room. - Which dorm? 446 00:30:16,498 --> 00:30:19,058 Benes Hall. You think she's all right? 447 00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,794 Line one, you're first caller. What do you want to hear? 448 00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:26,600 - Man, you got any Chicks On Speed? - Always, my friend, always. 449 00:30:37,552 --> 00:30:39,850 I just got a call, said a bomb was gonna go off... 450 00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:42,182 ...at one of the residential halls up at Hearst. 451 00:30:42,357 --> 00:30:44,188 - Should we evacuate it? - It's nothing. 452 00:30:44,359 --> 00:30:46,384 Happens all the time around finals. 453 00:30:46,561 --> 00:30:50,088 Let the Hearst police handle it. It's their jurisdiction. 454 00:30:50,865 --> 00:30:53,026 Maybe I should ask the sheriff? 455 00:30:55,069 --> 00:30:57,264 Do you wanna call and wake him up? 456 00:31:15,990 --> 00:31:17,719 Unicorns? Really? 457 00:31:19,327 --> 00:31:22,626 Well, we'll definitely be needing some mood music. 458 00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:28,461 You know, techno has a bad reputation, but I think it's undeserved. 459 00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:30,194 Groan if you disagree. 460 00:31:31,706 --> 00:31:34,140 Good. We're on the same page. 461 00:31:51,025 --> 00:31:52,925 It's unfortunate that when you wake up... 462 00:31:53,094 --> 00:31:55,221 ...all you'll know is that your hair is gone. 463 00:31:55,964 --> 00:31:58,432 Because it's gonna be good. 464 00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,700 I'd wager your best ever. 465 00:32:01,369 --> 00:32:05,601 But it's a me thing, I'm sorry to say. I have no patience. 466 00:32:05,773 --> 00:32:08,367 I mean, if I'd met you in a bar or at a party... 467 00:32:08,543 --> 00:32:12,240 ...I would have had you back here and on your back in an hour. 468 00:32:13,314 --> 00:32:16,579 But that's an hour of my life I would've never had back. 469 00:32:16,751 --> 00:32:18,685 An hour of listening to you talk. 470 00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:20,946 About unicorns. 471 00:32:21,122 --> 00:32:23,249 And your high-school boyfriend. 472 00:32:23,424 --> 00:32:26,757 And how you hate the taste of beer. 473 00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:33,330 I'm just taking what you would've happily given. 474 00:32:33,935 --> 00:32:35,903 I mean, that's hardly a crime. 475 00:32:44,312 --> 00:32:45,506 What...? 476 00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,620 Help! 477 00:33:00,028 --> 00:33:03,623 What are you doing here, Veronica? No one invited you. 478 00:33:07,335 --> 00:33:09,098 What am I gonna do with you? 479 00:33:13,675 --> 00:33:16,075 That's my face, you bitch. 480 00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,473 Oh, come back here, Veronica. Let's fix that hair of yours. 481 00:34:05,259 --> 00:34:09,195 Wallace! Piz! Help! 482 00:34:18,673 --> 00:34:20,368 Veronica. Are you okay? 483 00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:22,168 It's Mercer. 484 00:34:22,343 --> 00:34:24,004 Mercer is the rapist. 485 00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:30,849 Room 212, Benes Hall. Get here as fast as you can. 486 00:34:31,018 --> 00:34:32,542 There's been an attempted rape... 487 00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:35,154 ...and the rapist may still be in the room. Hurry. 488 00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,654 Please. 489 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:40,617 - They're on their way. - The girl, Kari Kiser. 490 00:34:40,795 --> 00:34:42,558 She's still in the room. We can't wait. 491 00:34:42,730 --> 00:34:45,324 I'll get a bunch of guys and go down there. Stay in here. 492 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,525 You'll be safe. 493 00:36:10,952 --> 00:36:12,943 Dad, pick up. 494 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:21,023 Hi, this is Keith Mars, please leave a message... 495 00:36:54,996 --> 00:36:56,896 You said she was here, Moe. 496 00:36:57,064 --> 00:36:58,861 She was. 497 00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:07,139 You let her get away, Moe? 498 00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:09,708 I'm sorry, sir. 499 00:37:10,177 --> 00:37:12,372 I don't care that you're sorry. 500 00:37:16,284 --> 00:37:17,979 Dad. Help. 501 00:37:19,453 --> 00:37:20,886 Get the phone. 502 00:37:25,693 --> 00:37:28,787 Shut up. Stop blubbering, prisoner. 503 00:37:28,963 --> 00:37:30,294 What are we gonna do with her? 504 00:37:30,464 --> 00:37:33,228 - I'm thinking. - We're gonna get caught. 505 00:37:33,401 --> 00:37:34,390 Shut up. 506 00:37:34,568 --> 00:37:37,332 We're not gonna get caught. Give me all the GHB you've got. 507 00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:40,440 We'll get it all down her throat. She won't remember last year. 508 00:37:40,608 --> 00:37:42,906 I'm out of it. No. 509 00:37:43,110 --> 00:37:46,375 Then watch her. I'll go to my room. I've got plenty. 510 00:38:13,741 --> 00:38:15,902 Hey, there. Parker, is it? 511 00:38:16,077 --> 00:38:18,375 - Going somewhere? - Yeah, as a matter of fact... 512 00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,446 - Where is she? - Excuse me. 513 00:38:20,614 --> 00:38:23,583 Rape! Rape! Rape! 514 00:38:23,751 --> 00:38:25,378 - I just touched you. - Rape! 515 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:26,952 Hey, buddy. What's up, huh? 516 00:38:27,121 --> 00:38:29,555 - Mercer, what's going on? - Who blew that whistle? 517 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:32,386 - Mercer, what do we do? - What happened to your leg, man? 518 00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,925 Pet cougar. 519 00:38:34,095 --> 00:38:36,256 All right, look, show's over people. 520 00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:39,797 Moe. Shut up and get in your room. Good night, everyone. Sweet dreams. 521 00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:45,600 - What are you looking at? - You got someone in your room, Moe? 522 00:38:45,773 --> 00:38:47,638 - Mercer? - All right. 523 00:38:47,808 --> 00:38:51,175 You all have fun. Okay? I'm out of here. 524 00:38:51,612 --> 00:38:54,342 She's just a psycho and you're all falling for it. 525 00:38:54,515 --> 00:38:56,278 Mercer. Where're you going? 526 00:38:56,450 --> 00:38:58,111 Mercer! 527 00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,517 Are you okay? 528 00:39:04,191 --> 00:39:07,285 Oh, my God. Veronica. Oh, my God. 529 00:39:33,721 --> 00:39:36,155 What are you doing here? 530 00:39:36,323 --> 00:39:38,985 When a bomb threat's phoned in, you evacuate the building. 531 00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,185 - That's procedure, Sacks. - Sorry, Keith. 532 00:39:41,362 --> 00:39:43,125 I'm taking my daughter home now. 533 00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:46,698 Sheriff Lamb is on his way in. He wanted to talk to her. 534 00:39:47,001 --> 00:39:48,764 I called you from Moe's phone. 535 00:39:48,936 --> 00:39:51,029 You've got his number saved on your phone now. 536 00:39:51,205 --> 00:39:53,833 He's not smart enough to turn it off. 537 00:40:14,195 --> 00:40:15,992 Your ride back to Neptune is here, boys. 538 00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:18,757 I suggest you don't give me any more reason to shoot you. 539 00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:23,064 Moe was the setup man. 540 00:40:23,237 --> 00:40:26,138 He'd dose the victims, then call Mercer with the room number... 541 00:40:26,307 --> 00:40:28,502 ...and give him the keys he needed to get in. 542 00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,372 Moe's the one who shaved me in the parking lot. 543 00:40:31,545 --> 00:40:33,513 I don't think he ever planned on raping me. 544 00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,546 He was providing an alibi for Mercer. 545 00:40:35,716 --> 00:40:38,014 - What did the Pi Sigs have to do with it? - Nothing. 546 00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:41,985 Just nights Moe and Mercer could be sure there'd be plenty of drunk girls. 547 00:40:42,156 --> 00:40:43,589 Plus, a convenient scapegoat. 548 00:40:44,492 --> 00:40:45,857 Has Logan been by? 549 00:40:46,627 --> 00:40:47,685 I haven't seen him. 550 00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:05,061 [ENGLISH]