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You seen Veronica?
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Not in a while.
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Wallace! Piz!
Help!
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If the Lilith House's mission
was to protect women on campus...
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... I'm not sure this display
is doing the trick.
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Sure, the board of trustees voted
to dismantle the Greek system...
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... but there's still a rapist at large.
That hasn't changed.
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So the boy can still smile.
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It seems like a week
since I've seen his teeth.
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Hey, handsome.
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Not in front of the old man.
He's the jealous type.
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Hey.
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Hello, Dick.
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I can't believe they got
such a perfect likeness.
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Did you actually model for them?
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Yeah. You know, that reminds me.
They left out one important detail.
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Take a picture, ladies. It'll last longer.
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Great job, Dick. I'm sure you won
that debate.
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Well, he's a master debater.
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You two kiss, hold hands, head to
the soda shop for some malts.
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I'm out of here.
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Okay, don't try and stop me.
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You weren't outside
my criminology class. I waited.
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Yeah.
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Something wrong?
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I can't do this anymore, Veronica.
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You know, I've been thinking, and...
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This isn't working.
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You know, I don't think
I quite measure up...
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...to the person that you want
me to be, and...
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I just can't take feeling
like a disappointment anymore.
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- Logan, I don't...
- Let me get this out, okay?
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The other thing, you told me you
weren't built to let people help you.
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- That's not exactly what I said...
- It's close.
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And you know what?
I'm not built to stand on the sidelines.
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I think we have a choice.
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I think we can take a
tough-but-survivable amount...
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...of pain now...
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...or stay together
and deal with unbearable pain later.
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So I vote for the pain now.
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But I'm always here...
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Yeah, but heavyweights weren't
always a freak show.
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Ali, Frazier, those were fighters,
you know.
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Just seems nowadays...
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All the talent's in the lower
weight classes.
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You're so right. The average
fight fan, he doesn't care.
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You should be good.
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Here, test it.
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Hot damn. I'm back in business.
What would I do if you ever left me?
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Call Human Resources
and have them send a replacement?
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Just a guess. Listen,
you don't have hi-def yet.
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I'll swing by when the receiver gets in.
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- Page me if it goes out again.
- Thanks, Eli.
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Oh, hard at work, I see.
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This job is easy.
To what do I owe the pleasure?
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I brought you the minivan.
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You're gonna have to haul around
Graham's drums tonight.
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I just got called up to Sacramento
to meet with Helm's people.
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- Can't they send Wally?
- Wally's going too.
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I need the Volvo keys.
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I'm gonna be bored. I may be
forced to speak to our children.
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Oh, remind them of how things
used to be. They love that.
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I'll be home tomorrow by noon, okay?
You can order pizza, can't you?
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I'm sure someone will show me.
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Dean O'Dell? I'm sorry for interrupting.
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What is it?
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I have a man
who doesn't have an appointment.
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He won't give his name
or put out his cigar.
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Is that so?
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Cyrus.
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We need to talk.
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So, Mel. What can I help you with?
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You know what I liked best
about my days here at Hearst, Cyrus?
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A quality education?
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No.
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It was hanging out on the front porch
of my frat...
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...and watching the girls go by,
drinking beer.
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I had such a good time here at Hearst,
in fact...
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...that I've been very generous
over the years.
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Wouldn't you say I've been generous?
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Here you go.
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- Veronica?
- I'm fine.
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- We know.
- Never said you weren't.
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- It's okay if you're not.
- You're Veronica.
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I'm fine. Seriously. I just told
the two of you...
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...because I figured you should know.
I'm not looking for a pity party.
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That's good, because I always get stuck
blowing up the pity balloons.
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- Is there anything that we can do?
- Nope.
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We're done with this topic.
I just shared some info. Moving on.
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Hey, gang. What's the word?
Is it avuncular?
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No? Just a shot in the dark.
Set your dials to K-Ruff tonight.
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We're moving on as to what to do...
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...with the Greek Row ghost town
next semester.
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I got this guy who wants to turn it
into an ROTC training battlefield.
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Quality radio people.
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What?
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You say your wife doesn't kiss you
like she used to?
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I know how it sounds, Keith.
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- How long have you been married?
- Six years.
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It simply sounds normal, Cyrus.
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I'm sure everything's fine.
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Still, I'd like to be able
to shake this feeling.
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She's on the 4:30 to Sacramento.
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She is, as she usually is...
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...traveling with her associate,
Wally Wernke.
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He's handsome. He's more
age-appropriate for my wife...
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...I've seen him wipe
ranch dressing...
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...from her chin
at a faculty function.
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Will you take the case, Keith?
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Hey, there you are.
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Going somewhere?
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Oh, very good, number one daughter.
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You might make a detective yet.
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I'm off to Sacramento.
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A husband thinks his wife
is fooling around in Capital City.
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Here's my hotel information.
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You all right, honey?
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- Logan and I broke up.
- I'm sorry to hear that.
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Are you okay?
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- I can put off this assignment.
- No. You go. I'm fine.
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Just kind of unexpected.
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- You sure?
- Go.
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Honey?
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Go.
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We're talking about
Greek Row. Jennifer?
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Dean O'Dell refused to even read
our proposal...
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...to turn one of the deserted
Greek houses into a residence...
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...for devoutly Christian students.
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Had I been lobbying on behalf
of the African-American students...
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...or gay students, would I have been
dismissed like that?
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No way.
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As always, we have an empty chair
here for Dean O'Dell...
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...should he ever accept.
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We're talking standing invitation
to join us on air and defend himself.
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Lt. McGee, you have
a radical plan...
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...for what should become
of the Greek houses.
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Which one of these is mine?
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Take that one.
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Like magic, we have our dean with us.
Dean O'Dell. What you got for us?
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It was imperative to get this news out as
quickly as possible to the student body.
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It was discovered that one of our
board of trustees members...
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...who voted to abolish the Greek
system at Hearst owns property...
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...currently leased by several
of the Greek houses.
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Due to this conflict of interest,
his vote has been nullified.
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Hearst Charter dictates that the dean
of the university is allowed to cast...
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...the dissenting vote
in just such an occurrence...
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...and I voted to retain
the Greek system.
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Thank you for your time.
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That is all.
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Alrighty, then.
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The Greeks are back.
Let's go to the phones.
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Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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- Get me a roster of Lilith House.
- You have a guest.
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- I told him that without an appointment...
- Keith. Come right in.
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- Have a seat.
- Thanks.
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So, what you got?
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Only good news.
You have nothing to worry about...
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...except, perhaps, your lack of gaydar.
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- I don't know what that is.
- Wally Wernke's gay.
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Your wife spent the night
in her room alone.
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And Wally, on the other hand,
visited, in succession...
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...The Boat House,
Oil Can Harry's and Taboo.
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Let's both just forget
that I ever doubted my wife.
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Consider it forgotten.
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- You need to see this. I circled it.
- What is it?
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It's a classified ad
warning the student body...
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...to stay away from the Pi Sig party.
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"I'll choose my next victim
at the Pi Sig party tomorrow night.
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You've been warned."
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Veronica.
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Hey, come here.
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"I'll choose my next victim
at the Pi Sig party"?
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- Rapist is getting cocky.
- Yeah.
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Or Nish just wants to scare girls
away from the frat blowout.
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If that was the plan,
I don't think it's working.
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We've probably had a hundred girls
stop by and pick up these.
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- Coasters?
- Special coasters.
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You pour a drop of your drink
on them...
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...and they turn red if there's any GHB
or Rohypnol in it.
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- You mind if I take a bunch of these?
- Planning on tying one on?
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You can test 10 drinks on one card.
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I suddenly find myself with free time
and in need of a project.
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You do get one of these as well.
A rape whistle.
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You actually think
people would come a-running, huh?
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You have more faith in mankind
than I do, my friend.
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What's it do?
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It turns red if there's a date-rape
drug in the drink.
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You should require the Pi Sigs
make them available at the party.
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I think I will.
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Cora, track down Chip Diller for me.
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I poked around
at the newspaper office.
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No explanation on how
the ad made it into the paper.
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They think it was changed
at the printers.
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You're a credit to the college.
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Well, aren't you warm and cuddly...
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...for being the most reviled man
on campus?
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My life doesn't begin and end
at the university.
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My wife's getting back
from Sacramento today...
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...and I've got
something special planned.
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Sacramento?
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What an enlightening weekend I had.
You learn a lot about people...
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...when you read their "plan a
perfect murder" papers. I must say...
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...I'm a little frightened
to appear before you today...
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...and it's not just that a good
half dozen of you offed me.
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A chainsaw, Biggles? Really?
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Let's see, we got rid of a full score
of ex-girlfriends and ex-boyfriends...
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...the sheriff bit the dust,
and several of you...
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...decided to turn yourselves
into only children.
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As to how perfect
your perfect murders were...
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...the results fell pretty naturally
into a bell curve.
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Didn't even have to adjust.
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I will be posting the three A papers
on the class website.
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So you can see examples
of what I'm looking for.
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For those of you who got A's,
congratulations.
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You can get away with murder.
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Tim?
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Okay, but you should know,
if you're gonna make me wait...
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... I'm gonna pore over your creepy
rape-investigation board.
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What's this?
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Dick? Chip Diller? What's his face?
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Can I help you find something?
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What's with the circled Pi Sigs?
Are you onto something?
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Did I miss something?
Are we working together now?
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Are we Starsky and Butch?
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Cagney and Pasty.
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I think I'll keep my findings to myself.
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When I solve it, I want Dr. Landry
to know where credit's due.
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And here I thought
we were trying to protect girls.
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Then you want to share
your working theories with me?
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Excellent.
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Now, about your paper.
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I wanted to give you the opportunity
to fix some of these syntax...
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...and bookmarking errors
before I post it online.
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Oh, Veronica,
have you met my girlfriend?
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Hi. Have we met?
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I don't think so.
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So Tim Foyle's girlfriend likes Dick
and sundry other Pi Sigs.
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So what, if anything, does that mean?
243
00:16:10,486 --> 00:16:13,455
Soup? You know how I feel
about soup. It's a side dish.
244
00:16:13,622 --> 00:16:15,089
There's a meatloaf in the oven.
245
00:16:15,257 --> 00:16:17,953
Now we're talking.
246
00:16:19,395 --> 00:16:21,920
Dad, you know that case
you took up in Sacramento?
247
00:16:22,097 --> 00:16:26,033
Yeah. False alarm.
I got to deliver good news for once.
248
00:16:26,201 --> 00:16:28,761
Dean O'Dell's wife is cheating on him
with Dr. Landry...
249
00:16:28,937 --> 00:16:30,336
...my criminology professor.
250
00:16:30,506 --> 00:16:32,565
- And how did you...?
- I dropped by his office.
251
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:36,404
He told me his wife just got in
from Sacramento. Two and two.
252
00:16:36,578 --> 00:16:37,636
And how did you...?
253
00:16:37,813 --> 00:16:39,747
I saw them together
at the Neptune Grand.
254
00:16:39,915 --> 00:16:42,008
He checks in
under the pseudonym Rory Finch.
255
00:16:42,184 --> 00:16:45,347
You should double-check,
but I'm certain it's true.
256
00:16:45,521 --> 00:16:46,920
Are you gonna tell him?
257
00:16:47,089 --> 00:16:49,853
You know the rules, honey,
I have to.
258
00:17:00,269 --> 00:17:02,737
I don't exactly know how to put this.
259
00:17:02,905 --> 00:17:05,135
It's the sort of thing
that makes me hate...
260
00:17:05,307 --> 00:17:07,468
...being a resident advisor,
but I have to ask.
261
00:17:07,643 --> 00:17:10,009
Someone has been leaving a surprise...
262
00:17:10,179 --> 00:17:13,148
...in the third stall every day
for the past two weeks.
263
00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:16,082
This person apparently
never learned how to flush...
264
00:17:16,251 --> 00:17:19,277
...and it's my amateur medical opinion
that he's also suffering...
265
00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,447
...from what must be
a terminal disease.
266
00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:24,993
- So?
- Not guilty, man.
267
00:17:26,361 --> 00:17:28,522
Third stall stage right or stage left?
268
00:17:29,264 --> 00:17:32,062
- Stage right?
- Yeah, not guilty, either.
269
00:17:34,670 --> 00:17:39,369
Howdy, boys. Anyone up
for going to a Pi Sig blowout?
270
00:17:39,541 --> 00:17:42,203
Beer and ladies and music...
271
00:17:43,011 --> 00:17:45,172
...and other stuff guys like, I'm sure.
272
00:17:45,748 --> 00:17:47,841
Fast cars, loose slots...
273
00:17:48,016 --> 00:17:51,417
...electronic gadgetry,
televised sports...
274
00:17:51,787 --> 00:17:54,517
...pornography, nothing?
None of this grabs you?
275
00:17:54,690 --> 00:17:57,386
- Already planning on going.
- Everybody is gonna be there.
276
00:17:57,559 --> 00:17:59,493
Awesome.
Then you can help me out.
277
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:02,323
Suddenly, it sounds like a lot less fun.
278
00:18:02,498 --> 00:18:04,261
What about you, Moe?
Are you going?
279
00:18:04,433 --> 00:18:08,597
Sort of. I'm driving the Take Back
the Night cart for the early shift.
280
00:18:08,771 --> 00:18:10,500
Give me your phone.
281
00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:12,829
Here's my number.
282
00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:16,637
Call me if you pick up any girls
who are beyond drunk...
283
00:18:16,812 --> 00:18:19,076
...or shady guys lurking around.
284
00:18:19,248 --> 00:18:20,272
Sure.
285
00:18:20,449 --> 00:18:24,977
Excellent. Meet you boys out front,
9 sharp. I really appreciate it.
286
00:18:26,288 --> 00:18:27,983
What are we doing?
287
00:18:28,557 --> 00:18:29,956
Are you freaking kidding me?
288
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:31,752
The Pi Sig mega-apocalypse.
289
00:18:32,327 --> 00:18:34,591
Hump-the-furniture,
party-back-to-the-Stone-Age...
290
00:18:34,763 --> 00:18:35,957
...fifty-keg Bacchanalia?
291
00:18:36,131 --> 00:18:37,598
Sounds fun, right?
292
00:18:37,766 --> 00:18:41,065
Will they let me in? The glitter
has come off my porn-star tube top.
293
00:18:41,236 --> 00:18:43,568
Please, Mac?
I could really use the help.
294
00:18:51,146 --> 00:18:53,273
Resistance is futile.
295
00:18:55,784 --> 00:18:59,049
Thanks for coming in on a Saturday.
Here's to a better week next week.
296
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,018
Good night, Cyrus.
297
00:19:10,465 --> 00:19:13,559
I've highlighted the cell phone calls
they've made to each other...
298
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:17,227
...as well as the numerous charges
made to Professor Landry...
299
00:19:17,406 --> 00:19:19,601
...at the Neptune Grand.
300
00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:23,034
He always checked in
under the pseudonym Rory Finch...
301
00:19:23,212 --> 00:19:25,305
...and paid cash for the room...
302
00:19:25,480 --> 00:19:29,940
...but he charged drinks at the bar
and dinner at the restaurant.
303
00:19:30,652 --> 00:19:32,347
Do those dates
mean anything to you?
304
00:19:33,355 --> 00:19:34,447
If I recall correctly...
305
00:19:34,623 --> 00:19:37,956
...these coincide with the nights
of Mindy's Junior League meetings.
306
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:57,410
So here's the plan.
Do your own thing at the party...
307
00:19:57,579 --> 00:20:00,776
...but if you see a girl who looks
out of it, sneak up to her drink...
308
00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:04,407
...dip the coaster in, see if it turns red.
If it does, the drink is dosed.
309
00:20:04,586 --> 00:20:06,952
If you see a cute girl,
you wanna dance with her?
310
00:20:07,122 --> 00:20:11,024
Dance. Just know that your libido
caused some girl to get raped.
311
00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:13,821
- That kind of takes the fun out of it.
- It's your life.
312
00:20:13,996 --> 00:20:16,294
- Since when?
- See, you give me a hard time.
313
00:20:16,465 --> 00:20:18,865
I'm less enthusiastic
about giving you the little...
314
00:20:19,034 --> 00:20:22,731
...thanks-for-helping presents I made
for everybody this afternoon.
315
00:20:23,038 --> 00:20:25,472
Congratulations. You're all 21.
316
00:20:27,709 --> 00:20:29,574
I can buy myself a beer cup.
317
00:20:33,815 --> 00:20:36,045
Lookie here.
It's my favorite drink tosser.
318
00:20:36,218 --> 00:20:38,015
I'm so happy you came to Hearst.
319
00:20:38,186 --> 00:20:39,813
Seriously. Does anyone like you?
320
00:20:39,988 --> 00:20:43,480
IDs out. Show them to our friend
from the Hearst Police Department.
321
00:20:43,659 --> 00:20:46,389
Beer cups are 10 bucks.
Soda cups are five.
322
00:20:46,561 --> 00:20:48,825
Everyone must purchase
one or the other.
323
00:20:50,966 --> 00:20:53,196
Right wrist. Print your name
legibly on this cup.
324
00:20:53,368 --> 00:20:54,426
Use only this cup.
325
00:20:54,603 --> 00:20:58,164
- Do not share that cup with a minor.
- I'll take a soda cup.
326
00:21:00,609 --> 00:21:02,133
Like I'm gonna drink in there.
327
00:21:02,644 --> 00:21:05,841
These are your rape-testing coasters?
This is what you're handing out?
328
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:07,174
Yeah. Don't get raped.
329
00:21:07,983 --> 00:21:09,450
Where's Chip Diller?
330
00:21:19,027 --> 00:21:20,585
Chip.
331
00:21:20,829 --> 00:21:23,024
I want you to take a look
at these coasters...
332
00:21:23,198 --> 00:21:25,393
...and see if you can spot the difference.
333
00:21:25,567 --> 00:21:27,762
Item one. Printed on two sides...
334
00:21:27,936 --> 00:21:30,530
...with the name of the
drug testing manufacturer on it.
335
00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,731
Distributed at the
Take Back the Night booth.
336
00:21:32,908 --> 00:21:34,034
Item two.
337
00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:37,906
Printed on one side.
Handed out at the Pi Sig party.
338
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:40,446
One tests for date-rape drugs.
339
00:21:40,615 --> 00:21:44,642
My guess, the other tests
to see whether drinks are wet.
340
00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,344
You don't know that.
341
00:21:46,521 --> 00:21:48,819
Find me a laced drink
and let's see if it works.
342
00:21:48,991 --> 00:21:50,618
Go on. Find one. I'll time you.
343
00:21:53,662 --> 00:21:57,428
There you go, Bambi. If it turns red,
he's trying to rape you.
344
00:21:57,599 --> 00:22:00,397
If it doesn't,
he still might be trying to rape you.
345
00:22:01,269 --> 00:22:03,066
How do you live with yourself?
346
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:05,297
Oh, it's a struggle, but I manage.
347
00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:08,742
Yeah.
348
00:22:30,632 --> 00:22:32,293
You know, when you think about it...
349
00:22:32,467 --> 00:22:34,594
...it's not so different
than going to a party.
350
00:22:34,770 --> 00:22:36,761
Except instead
of trying to avoid the girl...
351
00:22:36,938 --> 00:22:39,304
Look. Drunk girl, 10 o'clock.
352
00:22:53,288 --> 00:22:56,052
Work it.
353
00:23:03,398 --> 00:23:04,456
Yeah, rock out.
354
00:23:12,174 --> 00:23:13,334
You are so cute.
355
00:23:15,143 --> 00:23:18,544
Hi, Bonnie.
So where's your boyfriend tonight?
356
00:23:18,713 --> 00:23:21,477
- Do you see a ring?
- Hey, Veronica.
357
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:23,811
Where's your boyfriend tonight?
358
00:23:23,985 --> 00:23:27,352
Oh, wait. I'm so sorry.
You don't have one anymore. Bummer.
359
00:23:27,522 --> 00:23:31,720
Man, when I look at the two of you,
all I see are a couple petri dishes.
360
00:23:31,893 --> 00:23:33,588
My advice?
361
00:23:33,762 --> 00:23:37,698
Use protection.
Lots and lots of protection.
362
00:23:52,047 --> 00:23:53,378
Hey there.
363
00:23:55,283 --> 00:23:56,750
You have an STD.
364
00:23:56,918 --> 00:23:58,317
Classic.
365
00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:02,113
You are one major minor,
you know that?
366
00:24:03,758 --> 00:24:07,524
Want me to slip a little whiskey
in that cola of yours?
367
00:24:07,963 --> 00:24:09,487
Sure.
368
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:22,733
Thanks.
369
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:33,278
What makes a man do it, Keith?
370
00:24:33,455 --> 00:24:35,582
Sleep with another man's wife?
371
00:24:35,757 --> 00:24:37,748
Is there no honor left?
372
00:24:37,926 --> 00:24:40,224
Less than there should be, I'm afraid.
373
00:24:44,633 --> 00:24:47,659
- Can I help you with something, Cyrus?
- A refill.
374
00:24:47,836 --> 00:24:49,929
It seemed a much shorter distance earlier.
375
00:24:50,105 --> 00:24:52,335
What's the rest of your evening entail?
376
00:24:52,507 --> 00:24:55,101
- Passing out on this couch.
- All right, then.
377
00:24:56,811 --> 00:24:58,574
They warned me, Keith.
378
00:24:58,747 --> 00:25:00,612
"She's much too young for you."
379
00:25:01,550 --> 00:25:02,778
Keith, no.
380
00:25:05,954 --> 00:25:07,546
Do you know what you're holding?
381
00:25:08,290 --> 00:25:09,348
A bottle of Scotch.
382
00:25:09,524 --> 00:25:11,992
That's a 40-year-old bottle
of Glenkraken.
383
00:25:12,694 --> 00:25:14,685
One of the chief joys of my existence...
384
00:25:14,863 --> 00:25:18,299
...is the anticipation of tasting
the contents of that bottle.
385
00:25:18,466 --> 00:25:20,866
But for tonight, I'm just getting drunk.
386
00:25:21,036 --> 00:25:22,663
Pour me the swill.
387
00:25:37,852 --> 00:25:39,820
- Yeah?
- Is that your friend?
388
00:25:44,025 --> 00:25:45,993
- So?
- You think she's okay?
389
00:25:46,161 --> 00:25:49,858
We called the Safe Ride Home people
already. Look, there they are.
390
00:25:50,031 --> 00:25:51,965
Happy?
391
00:25:55,370 --> 00:25:56,735
Hey, guys.
392
00:25:56,905 --> 00:25:58,532
Mind helping us out with this one?
393
00:25:58,707 --> 00:26:00,334
Yeah. No sweat. We got it. Here.
394
00:26:01,776 --> 00:26:04,336
Nice way to take care of your friend.
395
00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:09,912
Don't mind her.
She's always like that.
396
00:26:14,589 --> 00:26:17,558
- Sure I can't give you a ride home?
- What's the point?
397
00:26:17,726 --> 00:26:21,218
My wife has a Junior League meeting
tonight.
398
00:26:21,997 --> 00:26:23,157
I'll just sleep here.
399
00:26:56,197 --> 00:26:57,562
Tim Foyle, here?
400
00:26:57,732 --> 00:26:59,427
This can't be good.
401
00:27:02,637 --> 00:27:04,730
That's it, Bonnie. I've had enough.
402
00:27:04,906 --> 00:27:06,464
I've known about all of them.
403
00:27:06,641 --> 00:27:08,973
I've known about
every knuckle-dragging frat boy...
404
00:27:09,144 --> 00:27:11,510
...you've given a free ride.
But guess what.
405
00:27:11,680 --> 00:27:14,877
I wasn't sitting back and taking it.
Not at all.
406
00:27:15,750 --> 00:27:18,878
For every guy you were with,
I was with someone new myself.
407
00:27:19,054 --> 00:27:20,954
Did you think I didn't know?
408
00:27:21,122 --> 00:27:23,818
I know everything.
409
00:27:32,067 --> 00:27:33,932
Looks like I'm single.
410
00:27:53,021 --> 00:27:54,420
Hey, Veronica.
411
00:27:55,023 --> 00:27:56,149
Hey.
412
00:27:56,324 --> 00:27:57,848
Hey.
413
00:28:01,096 --> 00:28:03,894
Okay, you two have fun.
414
00:28:04,065 --> 00:28:06,295
You don't have to go, Mercer.
I'm just saying hi.
415
00:28:06,468 --> 00:28:09,335
Be that as it may. They're turning
my show on after the band.
416
00:28:09,504 --> 00:28:11,563
I hope you brought your dancing shoes.
417
00:28:12,774 --> 00:28:14,674
You're here because of the investigation.
418
00:28:14,843 --> 00:28:16,208
I am what I am.
419
00:28:16,378 --> 00:28:18,141
Hey, we got a positive.
420
00:28:18,513 --> 00:28:19,502
A positive what?
421
00:28:19,681 --> 00:28:23,014
This cup was dosed with
a date-rape drug. It belongs to Kim Kiser.
422
00:28:23,184 --> 00:28:24,947
- Where's Kim Kiser?
- No one's seen her.
423
00:28:25,120 --> 00:28:27,748
We found someone who knows where
she lives. Off-campus.
424
00:28:27,922 --> 00:28:29,048
Harbor View Apartments.
425
00:28:29,224 --> 00:28:31,351
All four girls were raped
in their own rooms.
426
00:28:31,526 --> 00:28:35,053
We've gotta get there. I parked on
campus. Who's got the closest car?
427
00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:37,494
- I do, but you're staying here.
- lf you think...
428
00:28:37,665 --> 00:28:39,929
Veronica. Please.
Let me do this part.
429
00:28:40,835 --> 00:28:43,804
- Okay, go. Be careful.
- I'll go with you.
430
00:28:45,073 --> 00:28:46,700
Get her out of her apartment.
431
00:28:57,685 --> 00:29:01,416
That's all for us, tonight, people.
Club Flush is up next.
432
00:29:02,090 --> 00:29:04,752
Hi. We're looking for Kim Kiser.
433
00:29:04,926 --> 00:29:06,894
We think she's been given
a date-rape drug.
434
00:29:07,061 --> 00:29:10,087
If you've seen her or you're friends
with her, please find me.
435
00:29:10,265 --> 00:29:12,199
I'll be right in front of the stage.
436
00:29:13,201 --> 00:29:15,066
Don't go.
437
00:29:15,236 --> 00:29:18,399
I've got crème brulée arriving
any second.
438
00:29:18,573 --> 00:29:22,907
You know, maybe someday we'll
have sex and you won't be stoned.
439
00:29:23,077 --> 00:29:26,376
I swear, I'm having an affair
with Annie Hall.
440
00:29:48,036 --> 00:29:49,196
Mind if I come in?
441
00:30:03,084 --> 00:30:06,520
Are you the girl looking for Kim?
Because Kim didn't come to the party.
442
00:30:06,688 --> 00:30:08,212
I saw her drink cup.
443
00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:11,256
She lent her ID to her little sister, Kari.
444
00:30:11,426 --> 00:30:13,860
- Where's Kari?
- She wasn't feeling good.
445
00:30:14,028 --> 00:30:16,326
- She was walking back to her room.
- Which dorm?
446
00:30:16,498 --> 00:30:19,058
Benes Hall. You think she's all right?
447
00:30:19,234 --> 00:30:21,794
Line one, you're first caller.
What do you want to hear?
448
00:30:21,970 --> 00:30:26,600
- Man, you got any Chicks On Speed?
- Always, my friend, always.
449
00:30:37,552 --> 00:30:39,850
I just got a call, said a bomb was
gonna go off...
450
00:30:40,021 --> 00:30:42,182
...at one of the residential halls
up at Hearst.
451
00:30:42,357 --> 00:30:44,188
- Should we evacuate it?
- It's nothing.
452
00:30:44,359 --> 00:30:46,384
Happens all the time around finals.
453
00:30:46,561 --> 00:30:50,088
Let the Hearst police handle it.
It's their jurisdiction.
454
00:30:50,865 --> 00:30:53,026
Maybe I should ask the sheriff?
455
00:30:55,069 --> 00:30:57,264
Do you wanna call and wake him up?
456
00:31:15,990 --> 00:31:17,719
Unicorns? Really?
457
00:31:19,327 --> 00:31:22,626
Well, we'll definitely be needing
some mood music.
458
00:31:25,333 --> 00:31:28,461
You know, techno has a bad reputation,
but I think it's undeserved.
459
00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:30,194
Groan if you disagree.
460
00:31:31,706 --> 00:31:34,140
Good. We're on the same page.
461
00:31:51,025 --> 00:31:52,925
It's unfortunate
that when you wake up...
462
00:31:53,094 --> 00:31:55,221
...all you'll know
is that your hair is gone.
463
00:31:55,964 --> 00:31:58,432
Because it's gonna be good.
464
00:31:58,800 --> 00:32:00,700
I'd wager your best ever.
465
00:32:01,369 --> 00:32:05,601
But it's a me thing, I'm sorry to say.
I have no patience.
466
00:32:05,773 --> 00:32:08,367
I mean, if I'd met you in a bar
or at a party...
467
00:32:08,543 --> 00:32:12,240
...I would have had you back here
and on your back in an hour.
468
00:32:13,314 --> 00:32:16,579
But that's an hour of my life
I would've never had back.
469
00:32:16,751 --> 00:32:18,685
An hour of listening to you talk.
470
00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:20,946
About unicorns.
471
00:32:21,122 --> 00:32:23,249
And your high-school boyfriend.
472
00:32:23,424 --> 00:32:26,757
And how you hate the taste of beer.
473
00:32:29,530 --> 00:32:33,330
I'm just taking
what you would've happily given.
474
00:32:33,935 --> 00:32:35,903
I mean, that's hardly a crime.
475
00:32:44,312 --> 00:32:45,506
What...?
476
00:32:57,392 --> 00:32:58,620
Help!
477
00:33:00,028 --> 00:33:03,623
What are you doing here, Veronica?
No one invited you.
478
00:33:07,335 --> 00:33:09,098
What am I gonna do with you?
479
00:33:13,675 --> 00:33:16,075
That's my face, you bitch.
480
00:33:19,480 --> 00:33:23,473
Oh, come back here, Veronica.
Let's fix that hair of yours.
481
00:34:05,259 --> 00:34:09,195
Wallace! Piz! Help!
482
00:34:18,673 --> 00:34:20,368
Veronica. Are you okay?
483
00:34:20,541 --> 00:34:22,168
It's Mercer.
484
00:34:22,343 --> 00:34:24,004
Mercer is the rapist.
485
00:34:26,981 --> 00:34:30,849
Room 212, Benes Hall.
Get here as fast as you can.
486
00:34:31,018 --> 00:34:32,542
There's been an attempted rape...
487
00:34:32,720 --> 00:34:35,154
...and the rapist may still be
in the room. Hurry.
488
00:34:35,323 --> 00:34:36,654
Please.
489
00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:40,617
- They're on their way.
- The girl, Kari Kiser.
490
00:34:40,795 --> 00:34:42,558
She's still in the room.
We can't wait.
491
00:34:42,730 --> 00:34:45,324
I'll get a bunch of guys
and go down there. Stay in here.
492
00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,525
You'll be safe.
493
00:36:10,952 --> 00:36:12,943
Dad, pick up.
494
00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:21,023
Hi, this is Keith Mars,
please leave a message...
495
00:36:54,996 --> 00:36:56,896
You said she was here, Moe.
496
00:36:57,064 --> 00:36:58,861
She was.
497
00:37:05,740 --> 00:37:07,139
You let her get away, Moe?
498
00:37:07,308 --> 00:37:09,708
I'm sorry, sir.
499
00:37:10,177 --> 00:37:12,372
I don't care that you're sorry.
500
00:37:16,284 --> 00:37:17,979
Dad. Help.
501
00:37:19,453 --> 00:37:20,886
Get the phone.
502
00:37:25,693 --> 00:37:28,787
Shut up.
Stop blubbering, prisoner.
503
00:37:28,963 --> 00:37:30,294
What are we gonna do
with her?
504
00:37:30,464 --> 00:37:33,228
- I'm thinking.
- We're gonna get caught.
505
00:37:33,401 --> 00:37:34,390
Shut up.
506
00:37:34,568 --> 00:37:37,332
We're not gonna get caught.
Give me all the GHB you've got.
507
00:37:37,505 --> 00:37:40,440
We'll get it all down her throat.
She won't remember last year.
508
00:37:40,608 --> 00:37:42,906
I'm out of it. No.
509
00:37:43,110 --> 00:37:46,375
Then watch her. I'll go to my room.
I've got plenty.
510
00:38:13,741 --> 00:38:15,902
Hey, there. Parker, is it?
511
00:38:16,077 --> 00:38:18,375
- Going somewhere?
- Yeah, as a matter of fact...
512
00:38:18,546 --> 00:38:20,446
- Where is she?
- Excuse me.
513
00:38:20,614 --> 00:38:23,583
Rape! Rape! Rape!
514
00:38:23,751 --> 00:38:25,378
- I just touched you.
- Rape!
515
00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:26,952
Hey, buddy. What's up, huh?
516
00:38:27,121 --> 00:38:29,555
- Mercer, what's going on?
- Who blew that whistle?
517
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:32,386
- Mercer, what do we do?
- What happened to your leg, man?
518
00:38:32,560 --> 00:38:33,925
Pet cougar.
519
00:38:34,095 --> 00:38:36,256
All right, look, show's over people.
520
00:38:36,430 --> 00:38:39,797
Moe. Shut up and get in your room.
Good night, everyone. Sweet dreams.
521
00:38:41,402 --> 00:38:45,600
- What are you looking at?
- You got someone in your room, Moe?
522
00:38:45,773 --> 00:38:47,638
- Mercer?
- All right.
523
00:38:47,808 --> 00:38:51,175
You all have fun. Okay?
I'm out of here.
524
00:38:51,612 --> 00:38:54,342
She's just a psycho
and you're all falling for it.
525
00:38:54,515 --> 00:38:56,278
Mercer. Where're you going?
526
00:38:56,450 --> 00:38:58,111
Mercer!
527
00:38:59,720 --> 00:39:01,517
Are you okay?
528
00:39:04,191 --> 00:39:07,285
Oh, my God. Veronica.
Oh, my God.
529
00:39:33,721 --> 00:39:36,155
What are you doing here?
530
00:39:36,323 --> 00:39:38,985
When a bomb threat's phoned in,
you evacuate the building.
531
00:39:39,160 --> 00:39:41,185
- That's procedure, Sacks.
- Sorry, Keith.
532
00:39:41,362 --> 00:39:43,125
I'm taking my daughter home now.
533
00:39:43,297 --> 00:39:46,698
Sheriff Lamb is on his way in.
He wanted to talk to her.
534
00:39:47,001 --> 00:39:48,764
I called you from Moe's phone.
535
00:39:48,936 --> 00:39:51,029
You've got his number saved
on your phone now.
536
00:39:51,205 --> 00:39:53,833
He's not smart enough to turn it off.
537
00:40:14,195 --> 00:40:15,992
Your ride back to Neptune is here,
boys.
538
00:40:16,163 --> 00:40:18,757
I suggest you don't give me
any more reason to shoot you.
539
00:40:21,335 --> 00:40:23,064
Moe was the setup man.
540
00:40:23,237 --> 00:40:26,138
He'd dose the victims, then call Mercer
with the room number...
541
00:40:26,307 --> 00:40:28,502
...and give him the keys
he needed to get in.
542
00:40:28,676 --> 00:40:31,372
Moe's the one who shaved me
in the parking lot.
543
00:40:31,545 --> 00:40:33,513
I don't think he ever planned
on raping me.
544
00:40:33,681 --> 00:40:35,546
He was providing an alibi for Mercer.
545
00:40:35,716 --> 00:40:38,014
- What did the Pi Sigs have to do with it?
- Nothing.
546
00:40:38,185 --> 00:40:41,985
Just nights Moe and Mercer could be
sure there'd be plenty of drunk girls.
547
00:40:42,156 --> 00:40:43,589
Plus, a convenient scapegoat.
548
00:40:44,492 --> 00:40:45,857
Has Logan been by?
549
00:40:46,627 --> 00:40:47,685
I haven't seen him.
550
00:42:03,070 --> 00:42:05,061
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