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Dude, come here.
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Dude, it's Chip Diller.
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Your portfolio was still in our
former editor's desk when I took over.
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I understand you two had some
baggage, but that's irrelevant.
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I'll take a talented photographer
where I can find one.
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- Great. Thanks.
- You free tonight?
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- To take photos?
- Yes.
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That's why you're here.
You know about the election?
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The board of trustees is voting
on a resolution...
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...to remove the Greek system
from Hearst.
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That's the one. Vote's tomorrow.
Tonight there's a reception.
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That's university-speak for cocktail party,
for the board of trustees.
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- We need art.
- Yeah, I can shoot it.
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Bonus points if you get the dean
wearing a lampshade.
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But mostly we want pictures
of our most famous alum...
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...and board member, Selma Rose.
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- Selma Hearst Rose?
- The very.
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Granddaughter of our illustrious founder
and heir to the Hearst-Mart fortune.
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They've polled all the trustees.
Word is Selma's the swing vote.
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My mom, California's
last flower child, loved her.
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She had a poster of her.
You know the shot I'm talking about?
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Flying over Watts in '73...
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...dumping out sacks of cash,
her entire trust fund.
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She's giving the thumbs up,
a huge smile on her face...
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...while millions rain down on the ghetto.
- Well, she had her heart in the right place.
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Riots ensued. She was arrested when
she landed. Served a month in county jail.
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Perhaps the most embarrassing case
of noblesse oblige of the 20th century.
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- Yo, you guys pay for photos?
- Sometimes.
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Great.
I got your front page right here.
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Is that Chip Diller?
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President of the Pi Sigs, in all his glory.
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I'm off to steal the souls of the rich
with my evil image-capturing device.
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Have fun. Oh, and call Logan.
He left a couple of messages.
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I will. Bye.
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Wow. Synchronicity.
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- Hey there. Tall, dark and timely.
- I've been trying to reach you.
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- Didn't you get my messages?
- I did. I'm sorry. I was gonna...
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We need to have a talk.
A serious one.
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Yeah, I got that from your messages.
It's why I haven't called.
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- I haven't had time to have a talk.
- I'll make it quick.
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I want you to stay away
from the rape case.
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Maybe he should be in the loop.
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Don't you dare.
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Fine, just stop digging around.
No more looking into the serial rapes.
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No more putting your nose
where it doesn't belong.
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My nose kind of belongs
wherever I decide to put it.
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I'm worried about you.
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Okay? I want you to stop now.
I'm not kidding.
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Kind of a 180, isn't it?
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Can we rewind a week? Cue it up
to the part where you were asking me...
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...to exonerate your
vacation buddy, Mercer.
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That was before you were attacked.
Why can't you just leave things alone?
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Now you're starting to piss me off.
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Frankly, Veronica, so what?
You're not invincible.
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- And you're not always right.
- Hey.
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You might wanna stop yelling
at my daughter.
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Yeah? You might wanna start.
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Dad. Please. It's okay.
He's just worried about me.
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Does he have a reason to be?
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The Hearst rapist has everyone on edge.
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All right. You take care of yourself.
I'm always a phone call away.
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I know you are.
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Ciao, Papa.
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Selma, who am I gonna tell?
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How can I be the swing vote if you know
which way I'm going to swing?
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Mind if I take a shot
for the Hearst Free Press?
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Which one of my good sides?
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I'm guessing the one without the trail
of Thousand Island.
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You should really be nicer to me.
I'm about to kiss your ass.
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I wanna thank all of you for coming.
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Hearst College is extremely fortunate...
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...to have such well-respected
members on its board.
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And we're especially thrilled tonight...
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...to add Selma Rose
to our distinguished panel.
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Since taking over the family business
two years ago...
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...Ms. Rose has, step by step,
turned Hearst-Mart into a leader...
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...in corporate responsibility.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I give you Selma Hearst Rose.
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Selma?
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You're not waiting for me
to carry you piggyback, are you?
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Selma?
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Foul play? You think?
What makes you say so?
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An extremely wealthy woman disappears
in the middle of a reception in her honor.
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Don't you find that, I don't know, odd?
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Well, there's odd and there's foul play.
Rich ladies aren't reliable creatures.
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Of course. She must have remembered
her tennis lesson.
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How silly of her to forget.
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I don't suppose there's someone
who would take this seriously.
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Dollars to doughnuts, you'll find her sobbing
at the club because she lost an earring.
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Well, you'd be the doughnut expert.
Excuse me.
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Veronica, I'd like to talk to your dad.
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Beer off your belly, hand out
of your boxers, put on some pants.
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I'm bringing home a visitor.
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Okay. I love you. Bye.
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I've known this woman
for almost 20 years.
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If there's a microphone
and an audience...
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...she's not going anywhere
unless dragged.
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- You talked to her husband?
- He's terrified.
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I'm telling you, anyone who knows Selma
knows something is seriously wrong.
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Look, the sheriff is an idiot.
I've met smarter sandwiches.
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I'm afraid she's been kidnapped, Keith.
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Hearst College has had riots, rapes,
and now abductions?
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I need you to find her.
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So I'll do what I can
on the computer tonight.
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Start with the legwork
in the morning.
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Thanks, Keith.
Oh, one last thing.
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One of the board members said
he saw Selma talking to a waitress...
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...as I began my introduction.
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He turned around as I was calling for her
and she was gone.
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All right, we'll follow up on that.
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Good night, Cyrus.
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So here's my thought:
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I'll go talk to the family tomorrow and you
talk to the waitress and the caterer.
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High road. Low road. Got it.
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So one of the board members said
they saw...
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...Selma Rose talking with a waitress
before she disappeared.
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I was hoping to get the names
and numbers of your wait staff.
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Who are you again?
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Veronica. Mars.
I'm working for the dean.
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You can call him if you want.
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Well, if it was a waitress
and not a waiter...
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...then you only need one name.
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There was only one girl
working last night.
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Hey, Fern. What up, girl?
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What do you want, Buffy?
Tiffany? Whatever your name is.
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The Female Voice in Celtic Literature.
I am woman, hear me bore.
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I heard you had a little chat
with Selma Rose last night.
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Right before she disappeared.
Can I guess?
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- She was contemplating a nose ring.
- I was letting her know she had a call.
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- Who was calling?
- I don't know. Some woman.
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The phone was ringing off the hook.
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It was driving me up a wall
so I answered it.
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Someone wanted to speak to
Selma Rose, I relayed the message.
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- You didn't ask who was calling?
- I didn't care.
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You know what's funny?
And not, like, funny ha-ha?
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A driving force in getting the Greeks
kicked off campus, that's you...
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...is the last person seen speaking
to the trustee with the swing vote.
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You know what else is funny?
The girl who saved the Pi Sigs...
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...is leading the charge to track down
that vote.
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I wasn't saving the Pi Sigs.
I was getting to the truth.
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The truth is that your Pi Sig friends
just kicked off Sex Quest '06.
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- You know what that is, freshman?
- Yeah.
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They award themselves points
for getting laid.
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Just watch what you drink.
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Mr. Mars, sorry to keep you waiting.
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- What is that? Is that a goldfish?
- It's a carp.
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A Golden Carp awarded...
Please don't touch it.
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My name is Brandt.
I am Mr. Rose's personal assistant.
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Unfortunately, Mr. Mars, my employer
won't be able to see you at the moment.
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- He's resting.
- I believe he's expecting me.
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Mr. Rose is understandably distraught,
as I'm sure you can understand.
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I've been hired to find Mrs. Rose.
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Mr. Rose will wanna do everything
possible to help.
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Of course he does. But as I mentioned,
he's not available at the moment.
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Brandt, will you stop harassing
our guest? Bring him in here.
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- Mr. Rose, this is...
- Yes, Brandt, thank you. I know.
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- Can I get you...?
- No, just some privacy, please.
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I'm sorry about Brandt.
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He tries to protect me from, well,
just about everything actually.
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Do you have any news
about my wife yet?
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- I'm sorry, not yet.
- Cyrus fears she's been kidnapped.
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- Is that what you think?
- Right now, it's a missing-person case.
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There's no ransom note, no reason
to jump to that conclusion.
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No, no, right, I know. I know,
I should be stronger about all this.
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Has your wife have any business problems
that you might be aware of?
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Selma's always having
business problems.
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She's had to fight the board
tooth and nail...
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...for every bit of reform
she's brought about.
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I'm afraid I don't know much
about the business anymore.
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Her brother Roger's flying in later today.
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He was coming in
for a meeting anyway.
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He'll be taking care of the company
in her absence.
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It would be helpful to speak to him.
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Oh, yes, of course. I'll have Brandt
give you the number to his assistant.
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She flew in yesterday.
He likes to call her his advance team.
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She's worse than Brandt actually.
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Please let me know if I can be
of any further assistance, Mr. Mars.
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Terrifying, aren't they?
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- Nice car. Yours?
- No.
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That belongs to the
grossly overpaid dog walker.
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- I should get his name.
- It's a she.
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Guess who's on the phone for you.
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Someone who wants to sit on hold
while you play stupid games?
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Martina Vasquez.
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Martina Vasquez?
The hottie from Channel Nine?
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Said she had a few questions
about Selma Rose's disappearance.
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Put her through for me.
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Miss Vasquez, what can I do for you?
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Well, I am here to help in absolutely
any way that I can.
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By the way, I caught your
most recent piece on...
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...the morning-after pill.
It was informative.
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Well, thank you, sheriff.
I'm glad you enjoyed it.
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We've learned that Selma Rose
received a phone call...
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...before she went missing.
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Have you learned who the call
was from yet?
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Actually, Martina, we checked that out
and it was false information.
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There was no record
of an incoming call.
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- You're sure?
- lf you'd like...
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...I can keep you in the loop...
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...with this sort of stuff.
- Hello?
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Dad, I'm on the phone.
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Oh, sorry, honey.
Let me know when you're off.
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Sheriff, you were saying you'd be able
to keep me in the loop?
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I'm off.
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The Pi Sigs are doing their
Sex Quest again.
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Collecting points for conquests.
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Think that's such a good idea
at a university...
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...with a serial rapist on the loose?
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You raise an uninteresting point.
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But, hey, don't worry your pretty head
about your pal Dick.
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My points are in order
courtesy of Miss Bonnie Capistrano.
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Her curvature of the spine
is hardly noticeable...
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...but I still got the handicapped bonus.
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- You're repugnant, Dick.
- Seriously, you hardly notice it.
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Ever stop to think
that the Pi Sig Sex Quest...
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...might be connected to your Pi Sig
president getting his head shaved?
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Like it's a warning or retribution
or something?
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Actually, that kind of makes sense.
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Okay, I'm so not supposed to be
telling you this, but it's way too good.
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So not only did Chip get Kojaked,
someone put a Roman numeral...
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...in one of those plastic Easter Eggs
and stuck it in his...
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...where-the-sun-don't-shine place.
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And you know where that is.
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Worst Easter egg hunt ever.
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Not a banner day for Chip Diller.
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He had to get one of the brothers
to help unpack his suitcase.
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- What was the number?
- What?
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You said there was a Roman numeral
in the Easter egg.
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00:14:56,812 --> 00:14:58,109
You're missing the point.
232
00:14:58,280 --> 00:15:01,078
They put it up his bleeding bum.
233
00:15:01,250 --> 00:15:04,481
Which kind of speaks to the number
being significant, don't you think?
234
00:15:04,653 --> 00:15:07,713
I guess. I don't know what the number
is. It wasn't a baby shower.
235
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:10,791
We didn't all sit around waiting
for him to open the egg...
236
00:15:10,960 --> 00:15:13,952
...so we could see what he got.
- You know what he did with it?
237
00:15:14,129 --> 00:15:17,326
If it's not in his hope chest
I'm thinking he threw it out.
238
00:15:17,499 --> 00:15:21,162
- When is your garbage collected?
- And you think I'm "repungent"?
239
00:15:21,337 --> 00:15:23,202
Yes, Dick. Yes, I do.
240
00:15:23,372 --> 00:15:25,169
The garbage truck
comes Friday morning.
241
00:15:25,341 --> 00:15:28,538
Morty the homeless dude comes Thursdays
to pull out bottles and cans.
242
00:15:28,711 --> 00:15:30,770
Can't tell you if they recycle
keister eggs.
243
00:15:35,818 --> 00:15:37,581
Why are you following me around?
244
00:15:37,753 --> 00:15:40,586
Fulfilling my gym requirement.
Yoga had a written final.
245
00:15:40,756 --> 00:15:43,919
So it turns out there was no record
of an incoming call the night...
246
00:15:44,093 --> 00:15:45,856
...of Selma Hearst's reception.
247
00:15:46,028 --> 00:15:49,191
Well, maybe the call came from
an extension in the building.
248
00:15:49,365 --> 00:15:50,491
Ever think of that?
249
00:15:53,268 --> 00:15:55,031
Just one more thing.
250
00:15:55,404 --> 00:16:01,138
When you stick an Easter egg in a frat
boy's out door, do you kiss him first?
251
00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:02,769
Is that a riddle?
252
00:16:02,945 --> 00:16:05,937
Poor Chip. You really "rectum."
253
00:16:22,164 --> 00:16:24,257
Morty, my man.
254
00:16:24,433 --> 00:16:26,230
So this is my friend Veronica.
255
00:16:26,402 --> 00:16:28,427
Veronica, Morty. Morty, Veronica.
256
00:16:32,441 --> 00:16:34,841
This might sound like
a strange proposition...
257
00:16:35,010 --> 00:16:37,342
...but while you're down there...
258
00:16:45,688 --> 00:16:46,985
What the hell, Bonnie?
259
00:16:47,656 --> 00:16:51,285
That's exactly what I was thinking.
Another cute frat boy? What the hell?
260
00:16:51,460 --> 00:16:53,860
You realize you're worth
like half the points now?
261
00:16:54,029 --> 00:16:56,930
You went from top-shelf
to bargain-basement in three seconds.
262
00:16:57,099 --> 00:16:59,329
It was more like
the third-floor bathroom...
263
00:16:59,501 --> 00:17:03,665
...to the pinball machine
in like 47 minutes.
264
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:11,937
She always gets a replay,
never tilts at all.
265
00:17:15,384 --> 00:17:16,373
Got it.
266
00:17:18,887 --> 00:17:21,981
The incredible, inedible egg.
267
00:17:27,963 --> 00:17:30,693
Selma's fine. Trust me, I know my sister.
268
00:17:30,866 --> 00:17:33,266
This is her just flaking out again.
269
00:17:33,435 --> 00:17:35,926
Why is it doing that blinking thing?
270
00:17:36,105 --> 00:17:39,040
She's probably wrapped in algae
somewhere outside of Santa Fe...
271
00:17:39,208 --> 00:17:40,869
...with cucumber slices on her eyes.
272
00:17:41,043 --> 00:17:45,036
If she decided to flake, don't you think
the middle of a reception is an odd time?
273
00:17:45,214 --> 00:17:48,377
Oh, it's the perfect time. Right before
she had to make a decision.
274
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,142
Doesn't sound like the behavior...
275
00:17:50,319 --> 00:17:52,651
...of the top executive
of a Fortune 500 company.
276
00:17:52,821 --> 00:17:54,721
Oh, my sister's not a businesswoman.
277
00:17:54,890 --> 00:17:56,323
She's a humanitarian.
278
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:57,857
Not a big profit margin there.
279
00:17:58,594 --> 00:18:01,495
Have you seen what Selma's
disappearance has done to our stock?
280
00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,723
- I haven't.
- It's skyrocketing every day she's missing...
281
00:18:04,900 --> 00:18:08,097
...on the assumption that we'll sell
merchandise manufactured in Asia.
282
00:18:08,604 --> 00:18:11,971
Selma actually wanted Hearst-Mart
to deal only American-made products...
283
00:18:12,141 --> 00:18:15,440
...which, here's a hot tip, we won't.
284
00:18:16,278 --> 00:18:19,338
- I still don't have anything from Evan.
- I've left four messages.
285
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,540
And a fifth would kill you?
286
00:18:22,751 --> 00:18:25,447
My guess, she took off
to get some time away from Budd.
287
00:18:25,621 --> 00:18:27,816
Word is, she's already talked
to a lawyer.
288
00:18:28,223 --> 00:18:30,453
Your sister was considering
getting a divorce?
289
00:18:30,626 --> 00:18:33,618
Since the accident, Budd has become
more and more clingy.
290
00:18:33,796 --> 00:18:35,627
He follows her around like a pull toy.
291
00:18:35,798 --> 00:18:38,767
She probably cares more about
her dogs than she does her husband.
292
00:18:38,934 --> 00:18:43,667
I wouldn't be surprised if she left everything
to little Ernest and Julio in her will.
293
00:18:44,339 --> 00:18:45,897
Evan.
294
00:18:46,074 --> 00:18:50,010
- They glued travel Scrabble tiles...
- C XI and CMIII.
295
00:18:50,179 --> 00:18:52,204
- Inside a plastic Easter egg
and stuck it...
296
00:18:52,381 --> 00:18:53,370
Halfway to China.
297
00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:55,779
I'm never going on another
Easter egg hunt again.
298
00:18:55,951 --> 00:18:57,816
And I'm never playing Scrabble again.
299
00:18:57,986 --> 00:19:01,649
In Roman numerals, it's 111 and 903.
300
00:19:01,824 --> 00:19:07,558
And for better or worse,
you're my numbers guy. So go.
301
00:19:07,930 --> 00:19:10,398
- What am I doing?
- Telling me what these numbers mean.
302
00:19:10,566 --> 00:19:13,330
They mean we got some twisted sickos
going to school here.
303
00:19:13,502 --> 00:19:16,198
Anything else I can help you with?
That's free of charge.
304
00:19:16,371 --> 00:19:20,637
Come on. It's one digit short of a phone
number. It could be a locker number.
305
00:19:20,809 --> 00:19:24,245
- Why would someone stick an egg...?
- That's what I'm trying to find out.
306
00:19:24,413 --> 00:19:26,973
Driver's license? Check number?
307
00:19:27,149 --> 00:19:29,174
- Just one egg, right?
- Wallace.
308
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:36,622
- Maybe it's a student ID number.
- Brilliant.
309
00:19:44,299 --> 00:19:46,824
No, one too many digits.
310
00:19:47,002 --> 00:19:49,197
It's almost like you don't wanna help.
311
00:19:52,140 --> 00:19:53,869
Hold the phone.
312
00:19:54,676 --> 00:19:58,203
One, two...
313
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,246
Six. It's a date.
314
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,351
That's almost exactly three years ago.
315
00:20:04,519 --> 00:20:05,986
Three years and two days.
316
00:20:10,392 --> 00:20:11,916
Closed library?
317
00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:15,154
Not to the help-desk girl.
To me it's wide open.
318
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:18,094
With all its lovely back issues
of the Hearst Free Press...
319
00:20:18,267 --> 00:20:19,598
... just waiting to tell me...
320
00:20:19,768 --> 00:20:23,329
... if something significant happened
on campus on 11/19/03.
321
00:20:35,517 --> 00:20:38,486
Patrice Pitrelli falls
off sorority-house roof?
322
00:21:29,037 --> 00:21:32,495
- Morning.
- Yes, it is.
323
00:21:32,975 --> 00:21:35,967
Came a little bit earlier
than I would have liked.
324
00:21:37,346 --> 00:21:40,213
So I ran the plates
for the Roses' dog walker.
325
00:21:41,049 --> 00:21:43,882
You want me to go check her out?
Size her up? Shake her down?
326
00:21:44,052 --> 00:21:45,519
If you wouldn't mind.
327
00:21:46,822 --> 00:21:49,552
Lucky for you, I can do that in my sleep.
328
00:22:01,436 --> 00:22:02,994
You're blocking my sun.
329
00:22:03,905 --> 00:22:07,898
Oh, is that yours?
I'm so sorry.
330
00:22:09,911 --> 00:22:11,139
Oh, my God, Hallie...
331
00:22:11,313 --> 00:22:14,578
...are you, like, so totally worried
about your missing boss?
332
00:22:14,750 --> 00:22:18,083
I know she had the power to kick you
and your sisters off campus...
333
00:22:18,253 --> 00:22:21,689
...but you must be like
a basket case and a half.
334
00:22:21,990 --> 00:22:24,322
Your face is getting a little pinkish.
335
00:22:24,493 --> 00:22:26,290
You should flip.
336
00:22:31,733 --> 00:22:35,169
I'm Selma Rose's dog walker. So?
337
00:22:35,337 --> 00:22:37,134
You having a job?
Shock right there.
338
00:22:37,305 --> 00:22:40,206
It requiring that you wear a plastic bag
on your hand...
339
00:22:40,375 --> 00:22:42,639
...while waiting for Fido
to kick out a lodger?
340
00:22:42,811 --> 00:22:44,210
That makes me dizzy.
341
00:22:44,379 --> 00:22:46,779
You don't know the first thing
about me, Veronica.
342
00:22:46,948 --> 00:22:50,179
I know like eight, possibly nine things.
343
00:22:51,086 --> 00:22:53,554
But you're right, I have no idea
which one is first.
344
00:22:53,722 --> 00:22:57,180
Is it that you're a Theta Beta
that'd do anything for her sorority?
345
00:22:57,359 --> 00:23:00,453
You think I had something to do
with Mrs. Rose's disappearance?
346
00:23:00,629 --> 00:23:02,392
Perhaps.
347
00:23:02,564 --> 00:23:04,794
You should be concerned about Brandt.
348
00:23:04,966 --> 00:23:07,958
Mr. Rose's assistant?
He's, like, in love with Mr. Rose.
349
00:23:08,136 --> 00:23:10,536
Like Swimfan love.
He won't let anyone talk to him.
350
00:23:10,705 --> 00:23:11,899
He follows him everywhere.
351
00:23:12,074 --> 00:23:15,669
One time, Mr. Rose was taking a nap
and I saw Brandt stroking his hair.
352
00:23:15,844 --> 00:23:17,835
So completely creepy.
353
00:23:18,013 --> 00:23:20,880
Just a couple of weeks ago,
Mr. Rose asked him to help him...
354
00:23:21,049 --> 00:23:23,074
...with an anniversary party
for Mrs. Rose...
355
00:23:23,251 --> 00:23:25,185
...and Brandt threw a teacup
at the wall.
356
00:23:25,353 --> 00:23:27,480
I mean, the guy's been married
for 10 years.
357
00:23:27,656 --> 00:23:30,989
Brandt thinks he's going to switch
teams for his teacup-throwing ass?
358
00:23:31,159 --> 00:23:34,322
- I don't think so.
- That's very helpful, Hallie.
359
00:23:34,963 --> 00:23:37,363
Yeah, because it's the truth.
360
00:23:37,532 --> 00:23:38,965
And sharing the truth is good.
361
00:23:39,134 --> 00:23:42,103
I say we ride that honesty wave
all the way home.
362
00:23:42,270 --> 00:23:45,501
Side question, what do you know
about Patrice Pitrelli?
363
00:23:45,674 --> 00:23:47,505
God, what's with all the questions?
364
00:23:47,676 --> 00:23:50,338
What's next? You wanna know
where I buried Jimmy Hoffman?
365
00:23:50,879 --> 00:23:51,868
Dustin's brother?
366
00:23:53,582 --> 00:23:56,676
I don't know who you've been talking to,
but nothing happened.
367
00:23:56,852 --> 00:23:59,412
I didn't go here yet,
but my sisters told me everything.
368
00:23:59,588 --> 00:24:02,056
She had too many hard lemonades
and fell off the roof.
369
00:24:02,224 --> 00:24:04,215
That's it. No one did anything to her.
370
00:24:05,193 --> 00:24:07,423
I didn't suggest anyone did.
371
00:24:07,596 --> 00:24:09,894
Did Patrice claim someone
did something to her?
372
00:24:10,065 --> 00:24:13,466
No, it's all lies.
Ask anyone in her pledge class.
373
00:24:13,635 --> 00:24:15,694
That's an excellent idea,
Hallie, thank you.
374
00:24:15,871 --> 00:24:17,498
So, what happened after she fell?
375
00:24:17,672 --> 00:24:20,197
Nothing.
It's not like she died or anything.
376
00:24:21,042 --> 00:24:23,272
Oh, and speaking of,
you'll be happy to know.
377
00:24:23,445 --> 00:24:25,379
Karen? Our den mother?
378
00:24:25,547 --> 00:24:28,880
We had a car wash, and raised enough
money for another round of chemo.
379
00:24:30,452 --> 00:24:32,386
Stay sweet, Veronica. Bye.
380
00:24:37,959 --> 00:24:41,326
I don't know about you,
but I am dripping with information.
381
00:24:41,496 --> 00:24:45,227
And I have so much information,
I have no place left inside for food.
382
00:24:45,400 --> 00:24:47,061
Spill.
383
00:24:47,769 --> 00:24:52,138
Roger Hearst is halting Selma's
buy-American plan.
384
00:24:52,307 --> 00:24:54,832
It will save the company
hundreds of millions...
385
00:24:55,010 --> 00:24:59,242
...but it is exactly the kind of business
practice Selma is fighting against.
386
00:24:59,414 --> 00:25:02,508
Suspicious? I think so.
387
00:25:03,618 --> 00:25:06,883
Well, I rattled that sorority girl's cage
and she sang like a canary.
388
00:25:07,689 --> 00:25:09,816
She thinks that guy Brandt is
a whack job.
389
00:25:09,991 --> 00:25:11,583
He's not a big fan of hers, either.
390
00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:16,163
Apparently, Brandt is the Smithers
to Mr. Rose's Monty Burns.
391
00:25:16,331 --> 00:25:20,427
There are tales of hair stroking,
Swimfan- ian-like love.
392
00:25:20,602 --> 00:25:24,265
Mr. Rose asked for help with his 10-year
anniversary party. Brandt's response?
393
00:25:24,439 --> 00:25:29,103
- Throwing a teacup.
- A 10-year wedding anniversary?
394
00:25:29,611 --> 00:25:30,839
Have I taught you nothing?
395
00:25:33,048 --> 00:25:35,346
What do we call a 10th anniversary
in the PI biz?
396
00:25:35,517 --> 00:25:36,711
Dine and ditch.
397
00:25:36,885 --> 00:25:40,787
After 10 years of marriage, a spouse is
entitled to half of his partner's assets.
398
00:25:40,956 --> 00:25:43,516
You cut the cord before 10 years,
you don't have to pay.
399
00:25:43,692 --> 00:25:46,422
- But she's the one with the loot.
- That's my point exactly.
400
00:25:46,595 --> 00:25:48,654
The brother says the marriage
is in trouble.
401
00:25:48,830 --> 00:25:52,061
You think the husband had her,
you know?
402
00:25:53,134 --> 00:25:57,036
- That's one extreme possibility.
- Yeah, what's the other?
403
00:25:57,739 --> 00:25:59,036
Play a hunch?
404
00:25:59,808 --> 00:26:03,107
Brandt said Selma's dogs
are the children she never had.
405
00:26:03,278 --> 00:26:07,840
If Budd's trying to, say, keep her
hidden, I bet she'll be a lot quieter...
406
00:26:08,016 --> 00:26:09,313
...with her kids around.
407
00:26:13,088 --> 00:26:15,488
This is just like that time
we went to Disneyland.
408
00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:19,650
If I have another altercation with Snow
White and her disapproving dwarves...
409
00:26:19,828 --> 00:26:21,762
...you're taking Sneezy this time.
410
00:26:22,297 --> 00:26:23,924
Okay.
411
00:26:28,003 --> 00:26:29,527
The park is closed.
412
00:26:29,704 --> 00:26:31,672
The walrus out front
should have told you.
413
00:26:37,612 --> 00:26:39,307
Honey, stealthy, remember?
414
00:26:39,481 --> 00:26:41,972
Right. Sorry.
415
00:26:48,957 --> 00:26:51,687
You're not gonna find this
anywhere else.
416
00:26:51,860 --> 00:26:55,956
This is one of the top-rated bagless
vacuum cleaners on the market.
417
00:26:56,131 --> 00:26:59,066
On the market today and if you call,
you'll not only get...
418
00:26:59,234 --> 00:27:01,862
... the upholstery attachment
but we are gonna give you...
419
00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:03,766
Mrs. Rose?
420
00:27:05,307 --> 00:27:06,706
Are you all right?
421
00:27:06,875 --> 00:27:10,504
I'd be better if you closed the door
and didn't try to rescue me.
422
00:27:17,952 --> 00:27:22,116
Mrs. Rose, my name is Keith Mars.
I'm a private investigator.
423
00:27:22,290 --> 00:27:24,986
Cyrus O'Dell hired me to find you.
424
00:27:25,160 --> 00:27:29,153
Poor Cyrus.
He can't get anything right, can he?
425
00:27:29,597 --> 00:27:31,189
You were at the reception.
426
00:27:31,366 --> 00:27:35,029
This is my daughter, Veronica.
She works with me, occasionally.
427
00:27:35,203 --> 00:27:39,139
Ryan, Tatum. When he gets in a jam,
I make with the cute.
428
00:27:39,307 --> 00:27:41,741
Well, you can tell Cyrus I'm safe.
429
00:27:41,910 --> 00:27:44,879
Can I tell him how you wound up
missing in your own guesthouse?
430
00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:47,972
Are you in some sort of trouble?
431
00:27:48,149 --> 00:27:52,779
I will be if you tell anyone you saw me.
So I would appreciate it if you didn't.
432
00:27:52,954 --> 00:27:55,320
I can appreciate it monetarily
if that's necessary.
433
00:27:55,490 --> 00:27:56,718
It isn't.
434
00:27:56,891 --> 00:28:00,952
I'm already being paid by someone
who's extremely concerned about you.
435
00:28:01,329 --> 00:28:05,288
Well, how about I tell you my story
and you find a way to let Cyrus know...
436
00:28:05,467 --> 00:28:07,128
...I'm okay without giving me up?
437
00:28:07,302 --> 00:28:09,964
No promises.
He's afraid you've been kidnapped.
438
00:28:10,138 --> 00:28:15,098
Nope. No kidnapping here.
Just good old-fashioned blackmail.
439
00:28:15,276 --> 00:28:18,404
My husband knows about my lover,
and he's demanded I "disappear"...
440
00:28:18,580 --> 00:28:20,377
...until after our 10th anniversary.
441
00:28:20,548 --> 00:28:21,845
The dine and ditch.
442
00:28:22,016 --> 00:28:24,985
What, he'd only wind up
with 10 million instead of a hundred?
443
00:28:25,153 --> 00:28:28,452
Something like that.
Look, I've just got two days to go.
444
00:28:28,623 --> 00:28:30,352
You could stall Cyrus that long.
445
00:28:30,525 --> 00:28:33,358
But why make you disappear?
446
00:28:33,528 --> 00:28:36,656
Why not just wait to make you
sign the divorce papers...
447
00:28:36,831 --> 00:28:39,459
...until after the 10-year anniversary?
448
00:28:39,634 --> 00:28:40,623
I wish I knew.
449
00:28:41,269 --> 00:28:42,896
I know.
450
00:28:43,538 --> 00:28:46,632
Your brother is killing
your "Buy American" plan.
451
00:28:46,808 --> 00:28:49,368
He's negotiating
with Southeast Asian companies.
452
00:28:49,544 --> 00:28:52,377
In a few days, your company
will be locked in to contracts.
453
00:28:52,547 --> 00:28:54,606
Your stock's going through the roof.
454
00:28:54,783 --> 00:28:57,684
Budd stands to make millions more
in a fifty-fifty split.
455
00:28:57,852 --> 00:28:59,820
- What a bastard.
- Hey, Veronica.
456
00:28:59,988 --> 00:29:03,219
She's right. Our marriage was great
until after his accident.
457
00:29:03,391 --> 00:29:07,054
Suddenly, he had something to prove,
and having sex with as many women...
458
00:29:07,228 --> 00:29:09,355
...as possible was apparently
the way to do it.
459
00:29:09,531 --> 00:29:13,797
I'm sorry if this is out of line but plenty
of couples have split over infidelity.
460
00:29:13,968 --> 00:29:17,165
I'm sure you can find a lawyer who
could get you out less expensively.
461
00:29:17,338 --> 00:29:19,806
Have you ever been
a walking punch line, Mr. Mars?
462
00:29:19,974 --> 00:29:21,839
I mean, on a national scale?
463
00:29:22,310 --> 00:29:24,938
- Actually...
- Because I've been.
464
00:29:25,113 --> 00:29:27,707
And I've spent the rest of my life
trying to earn back...
465
00:29:27,882 --> 00:29:29,873
...a certain measure of respect.
466
00:29:32,153 --> 00:29:34,348
This would put me back at square one.
467
00:29:38,927 --> 00:29:41,191
- Hallie?
- So you've met?
468
00:29:41,362 --> 00:29:44,763
She called me out of the reception
and broke the news. She didn't love me.
469
00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:46,594
She seduced me for Budd.
470
00:29:46,768 --> 00:29:49,259
They're gonna run away together
and live off my money.
471
00:29:49,437 --> 00:29:51,268
Maybe we can fix this another way.
472
00:29:51,439 --> 00:29:53,532
Were you wearing those earrings
that night?
473
00:29:53,708 --> 00:29:54,732
I was.
474
00:29:54,909 --> 00:29:57,537
And do you have access
to Budd's e-mail accounts?
475
00:29:57,779 --> 00:29:59,076
So the plan's in motion?
476
00:29:59,247 --> 00:30:03,775
As we speak. We found the perfect
eyewitness to the kidnapping.
477
00:30:03,952 --> 00:30:05,249
It's not me, is it?
478
00:30:05,420 --> 00:30:09,379
Whatever happened to winter, spring,
summer or fall, all I gotta do is call...
479
00:30:09,557 --> 00:30:11,457
...and you'll be there?
480
00:30:11,960 --> 00:30:15,726
Man, all my orifices just went
on lockdown.
481
00:30:43,024 --> 00:30:44,889
Hey, hey, stop.
482
00:30:54,836 --> 00:30:57,031
Who needs a spanking?
483
00:31:01,709 --> 00:31:04,303
It's okay, Veronica. It's okay.
I'm here to help.
484
00:31:04,479 --> 00:31:05,707
What the hell is going on?
485
00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,211
Just calm down, all right?
486
00:31:07,382 --> 00:31:09,612
Mr. Echolls has been concerned
about your safety.
487
00:31:09,784 --> 00:31:11,752
I've been hired to keep an eye on you.
488
00:31:18,560 --> 00:31:22,621
Sheriff, hey, this man came in
and wanted to file a report...
489
00:31:22,864 --> 00:31:25,765
He claims to have seen Selma Rose
the night she went missing.
490
00:31:25,934 --> 00:31:26,923
That guy?
491
00:31:27,101 --> 00:31:30,400
Yeah. He said he saw her having
a fight with a girl from the college.
492
00:31:30,572 --> 00:31:32,563
I got him looking at
a Hearst yearbook.
493
00:31:32,740 --> 00:31:34,002
Found her.
494
00:31:44,319 --> 00:31:47,152
Oh, my God, was I, like, speeding?
Because I so didn't know.
495
00:31:47,388 --> 00:31:50,824
- No, no, no. You were fine.
- Oh, okay. I didn't think I was.
496
00:31:50,992 --> 00:31:52,892
I'll need you to step out
of the vehicle.
497
00:31:59,400 --> 00:32:02,733
I have spent the last few days
being terrified...
498
00:32:02,904 --> 00:32:05,873
...that I had some whacked-out rapist
following me.
499
00:32:06,341 --> 00:32:09,139
- Look, I had the same fear.
- So you pay someone to tail me?
500
00:32:09,310 --> 00:32:12,040
No. So I asked you
to stop putting yourself in danger.
501
00:32:12,213 --> 00:32:15,239
You told me to piss off,
then I hired someone to protect you.
502
00:32:15,416 --> 00:32:16,883
You had no right to do that.
503
00:32:17,085 --> 00:32:18,712
Look, that's probably true.
504
00:32:18,886 --> 00:32:21,286
Okay? It's just I don't care.
505
00:32:22,056 --> 00:32:23,523
You don't care?
506
00:32:23,691 --> 00:32:27,525
I don't give a rat's ass if it's right
or fair. I don't care if you're angry.
507
00:32:27,695 --> 00:32:28,855
I care that you're safe.
508
00:32:29,030 --> 00:32:32,056
That's all sweet and great,
but it doesn't really work that way.
509
00:32:32,233 --> 00:32:35,828
It's not like this is all some new facet
of my personality.
510
00:32:36,004 --> 00:32:37,471
You know who I am.
511
00:32:37,639 --> 00:32:39,607
- You know what I do.
- And?
512
00:32:39,774 --> 00:32:43,574
And it isn't gonna change. If you can't
accept that, this isn't gonna work.
513
00:32:43,745 --> 00:32:46,111
You know who I am...
514
00:32:46,748 --> 00:32:48,909
...and you're constantly
expecting me to change.
515
00:32:50,418 --> 00:32:53,649
And even right now, as you're thinking,
"Crap, he's got a point"...
516
00:32:53,821 --> 00:32:56,312
...you still think you're ultimately right.
517
00:32:58,693 --> 00:33:00,160
I love you, Veronica.
518
00:33:02,664 --> 00:33:04,222
I love you.
519
00:33:07,468 --> 00:33:09,095
Do you love me?
520
00:33:13,274 --> 00:33:14,605
Yeah.
521
00:33:15,877 --> 00:33:18,778
Then can we try to go a little easier
on each other?
522
00:33:20,314 --> 00:33:22,782
Yeah. I think that's a good idea.
523
00:33:24,752 --> 00:33:26,947
So are we okay?
524
00:33:28,156 --> 00:33:31,353
Yeah. We're okay.
525
00:33:37,498 --> 00:33:39,523
- Can I help you?
- Yes.
526
00:33:39,701 --> 00:33:41,396
You can move out of my way.
527
00:33:42,437 --> 00:33:44,667
Brandt, who is it?
528
00:33:46,074 --> 00:33:48,634
Oh, is this about Selma?
Have you found her?
529
00:33:49,410 --> 00:33:51,037
No, sir. We didn't find your wife.
530
00:33:51,212 --> 00:33:54,272
We did find one of her earrings.
It was in your girlfriend's car.
531
00:33:54,449 --> 00:33:57,350
We also found love letters
from you on Hallie's laptop.
532
00:33:57,518 --> 00:34:00,749
I can see why you like her. She's a very
sweet girl. Not very tough.
533
00:34:00,922 --> 00:34:03,891
She said we should take a look
in your guesthouse.
534
00:34:09,297 --> 00:34:11,356
Cute young girlfriend, rich older wife.
535
00:34:11,532 --> 00:34:14,330
I'm kind of shocked I'm not
investigating a murder.
536
00:34:14,669 --> 00:34:17,001
Look, you can keep
on talking all you want...
537
00:34:17,171 --> 00:34:20,834
...but I'm not saying one more word
until my lawyer gets here.
538
00:34:22,276 --> 00:34:25,837
Mrs. Rose was hoping for a moment
alone with her husband.
539
00:34:34,088 --> 00:34:36,784
Was Roger in on it or were you
just counting on him...
540
00:34:36,958 --> 00:34:38,721
...to do the wrong thing?
541
00:34:38,893 --> 00:34:40,520
He is reliable that way.
542
00:34:44,065 --> 00:34:46,295
An early anniversary present.
543
00:34:46,467 --> 00:34:48,526
Unless you had your heart set on prison.
544
00:34:51,773 --> 00:34:55,334
I'm grateful for your help, but a little
surprised I didn't get a discount.
545
00:34:55,510 --> 00:34:56,841
Repeat customer and all.
546
00:34:57,011 --> 00:34:59,309
I didn't charge for the photocopies
or the stamps.
547
00:34:59,480 --> 00:35:01,448
Oh, that was nice.
548
00:35:03,251 --> 00:35:05,549
Who knew the cavalry
would be so handsome?
549
00:35:05,720 --> 00:35:08,280
Don't be nice to me, Selma.
It'll ruin everything.
550
00:35:08,456 --> 00:35:11,289
I'm on my way to vote.
Fate of the Greeks in my hands and all.
551
00:35:11,459 --> 00:35:13,689
How are they faring?
It's a difficult decision.
552
00:35:14,162 --> 00:35:17,029
My official vote is screw them.
They're out of here.
553
00:35:30,244 --> 00:35:33,213
I know you think I'm some kind of
gold digger, but I love Budd.
554
00:35:33,381 --> 00:35:34,814
And all of his beautiful money?
555
00:35:34,982 --> 00:35:37,007
Or is true love so blind
you didn't notice...
556
00:35:37,185 --> 00:35:40,416
...he's an adulterer, older than your father,
confined to a wheelchair?
557
00:35:40,588 --> 00:35:42,818
Budd Rose is more of a man
than you could handle.
558
00:35:42,990 --> 00:35:45,584
Slow down, Anna Nicole.
You're skeeving me out.
559
00:35:45,760 --> 00:35:48,228
The fact is I don't care
if he's Ron Jeremy on wheels.
560
00:35:48,396 --> 00:35:51,524
You want to impress me?
Tell me the truth about Patrice Pitrelli.
561
00:35:51,699 --> 00:35:53,360
I told you. I didn't go here then.
562
00:35:53,534 --> 00:35:55,798
Besides, Patrice's best friend
just faked a rape.
563
00:35:55,970 --> 00:35:59,133
- Why aren't you picking on her?
- Patrice was friends with Claire?
564
00:35:59,307 --> 00:36:01,275
Yeah. They were
in the same pledge class.
565
00:36:06,647 --> 00:36:09,844
What did Chip Diller have to do
with Patrice Pitrelli falling off...
566
00:36:10,017 --> 00:36:12,747
...of the Theta Beta house?
- Come in.
567
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:14,979
- We'll enlighten you.
- Who's we?
568
00:36:15,156 --> 00:36:17,454
Look who just showed up asking
about Patrice.
569
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:19,616
Veronica Mars.
570
00:36:19,794 --> 00:36:22,490
I'm impressed with your tenacity
if not your politics.
571
00:36:22,663 --> 00:36:25,996
- I can die happy.
- What'd you hear about Patrice?
572
00:36:26,167 --> 00:36:28,294
She fell off the roof
of the Theta Beta house.
573
00:36:28,469 --> 00:36:31,267
She didn't fall.
She walked right off.
574
00:36:31,439 --> 00:36:34,135
- Why?
- Finally. A smart question.
575
00:36:34,308 --> 00:36:37,004
The Theta Betas used to take
some pledges to a room...
576
00:36:37,178 --> 00:36:38,645
...where they have them undress.
577
00:36:38,813 --> 00:36:41,475
Are you still trying to sell that?
I've been there.
578
00:36:41,649 --> 00:36:44,277
- There is no two-way mirror.
- Then they paneled over it.
579
00:36:44,452 --> 00:36:45,544
I saw it.
580
00:36:45,720 --> 00:36:48,382
The rush officer would have
the girls strip...
581
00:36:48,556 --> 00:36:51,787
...then they'd point out the parts
that needed work.
582
00:36:51,959 --> 00:36:53,620
Like they were being helpful.
583
00:36:53,794 --> 00:36:56,456
They'd circle them with a marker
like a plastic surgeon...
584
00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:58,861
...during a consultation.
- They did that to you?
585
00:36:59,033 --> 00:37:03,629
No. They only did it to the girls
who they thought needed help.
586
00:37:03,804 --> 00:37:07,399
- And Patrice needed help?
- They practically covered her in circles.
587
00:37:07,575 --> 00:37:10,203
She was pale and pudgy, but a legacy.
588
00:37:10,378 --> 00:37:13,506
She was crying when someone
turned on the light in the secret room.
589
00:37:13,681 --> 00:37:18,880
And there they were, a crowd
of Pi Sigs laughing their asses off.
590
00:37:19,053 --> 00:37:21,817
Chip Diller started calling her
Marshmallow. The name stuck.
591
00:37:21,989 --> 00:37:23,217
They used permanent marker.
592
00:37:23,391 --> 00:37:26,019
Not only did she have to deal
with being called Marshmallow...
593
00:37:26,193 --> 00:37:28,423
...she had those marks all over her
for weeks.
594
00:37:28,596 --> 00:37:31,793
The sorority sisters kept telling her
a tan would fix everything.
595
00:37:31,966 --> 00:37:34,196
They kept insisting she lay
on the roof with us.
596
00:37:34,368 --> 00:37:36,598
But she was still all marked up.
597
00:37:36,771 --> 00:37:39,433
She surprised us one day
by walking out on the roof...
598
00:37:39,607 --> 00:37:41,632
...but instead of plopping down
on a towel...
599
00:37:41,809 --> 00:37:43,970
...she just strolled right off the edge.
600
00:37:44,946 --> 00:37:45,935
What happened to her?
601
00:37:46,113 --> 00:37:48,104
She was in the hospital
for a couple months.
602
00:37:48,282 --> 00:37:50,113
Now she's in a mental-health facility.
603
00:37:53,054 --> 00:37:56,353
- You don't believe it?
- Oh, I believe you.
604
00:37:56,590 --> 00:37:58,080
And I think it's horrible.
605
00:37:59,760 --> 00:38:05,699
I also think it's powerful motivation
for someone to take desperate action.
606
00:38:05,866 --> 00:38:06,958
Fake a rape, right?
607
00:38:10,304 --> 00:38:12,295
Possibly a series of rapes.
608
00:38:13,941 --> 00:38:16,205
How many of them were real?
609
00:38:16,377 --> 00:38:18,038
I mean, other than Chip Diller's?
610
00:38:18,913 --> 00:38:21,438
There hasn't been
any forensic evidence, no semen...
611
00:38:21,615 --> 00:38:25,142
...no hair, found on any of the victims.
- The Greeks would be gone...
612
00:38:25,319 --> 00:38:27,879
...if you hadn't gotten them off.
Are you proud of that?
613
00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:30,216
The moral superiority
would fit better...
614
00:38:30,391 --> 00:38:32,951
...if there wasn't already
one fake rape on your resume.
615
00:38:34,095 --> 00:38:36,495
Nothing hurts the cause more than that.
616
00:38:38,599 --> 00:38:39,588
You know I'm right.
617
00:38:42,069 --> 00:38:44,094
I'll show myself out.
618
00:40:03,284 --> 00:40:05,275
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