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Previously on The West Wing:
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I'm seeing Amy again tonight.
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Second date?
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First date.
Last night was more of a...
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...you know...
- Scheme.
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- You know Amy's seeing somebody?
- I do know that.
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- Josh. Great night for us.
- We'll see.
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- I'm just saying...
- That he's using me.
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I was saying that.
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- How'd it go?
- Not well. Know whose fault that is?
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- John Tandy's.
- No.
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- Hers.
- Yours.
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He's about to be censured,
deliver the State of the Union...
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...and then he's gonna
run for re-election.
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My guess is that there are
some things on his mind.
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The Supreme Court has issued
its annual report.
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-Details in this report...
-Iowa voters will pass the first ballots...
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... as the presidential primary campaign
officially gets underway.
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President Bartlet...
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Why would I put it back?
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Hello.
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Hello.
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You let anybody up
without asking who it is?
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I thought you were breakfast.
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- You know what?
- What?
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John's never asked to see
the WLC's high-donor database.
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What?
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He's never asked to see
the high-donor database.
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Or any other mailing list.
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So how do you like them apples?
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I just went to sleep
about two hours ago.
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- You think he's using me.
- Is the sun up?
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- I thought you should know.
- Not so much.
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- Those pajamas are too big for you.
- What makes you say that?
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- You've got the bottoms on...
- I know they're too big.
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- What are you doing here?
- Demonstrating, once and for all...
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...that John's not using me
to get the women's vote.
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You're flaky, you know that?
You're quite the flake.
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Not once has he asked to see it.
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- I was done with this a month ago.
- Never asked us to sponsor a fundraiser.
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It's early.
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It's January.
Think it's early to raise money?
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No. I'm saying it's 5:00 in the morning.
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I offered him a slot to speak
on safe-haven laws. He declined.
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- He hardly ever takes photo-ops with me.
- He always takes photo-ops with you.
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Yes. Yes, he does.
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But he never runs them
in his congressional newsletter.
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How do you like them apples?
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We're gonna stop with the apples
soon, right?
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Admit you're wrong
and his relationship with me...
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...has nothing to do with politics.
- I admit it.
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- Do you mean it?
- No! Of course I'm right.
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Your relationship has everything to do
with politics. He's a power dater.
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That's what power daters do.
Know how I know?
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- Because you're a power dater?
- Right.
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You know how I know
that you're wrong?
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Because you saw his soul and
confronted him in a moment of honesty?
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- Right.
- Then he was sure to tell the truth.
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- Well, he didn't have to.
- Why?
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Because he asked me to marry him.
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- How do you like them apple...?
- No.
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- He asked you to marry him?
- Yes.
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- Want me to talk you out of it?
- You don't have to. I said no.
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- Good.
- I told him we shouldn't see each other.
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- Really?
- Yes.
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Okay.
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- Now you're nervous.
- No, I'm not.
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You and I have spent four nights
together.
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I didn't break up with him for you.
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I'm not pathetic, stalking woman
who, you know, does things.
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We spent six nights with each other.
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- What are you counting?
- Count them all.
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- It was four.
- He just up and proposed?
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- Yes, Hamlet, it's called being decisive.
- No, Ophelia, it's called a political asset.
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- What does it matter now?
- It doesn't.
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That's all you're gonna say?
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I'll say more when you call me
in 30 seconds from your cell phone.
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You know, for the most insecure guy
I've ever met...
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...you're pretty sure of yourself.
- Call me from your cell phone.
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That's where the real conversation
always takes place.
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You can't afford pajamas that fit?
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- It's laundry day.
- I'll see you.
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Time number one was on the steps
in front of my apartment.
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You kissed me. It was snowing.
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Time number two was when you
came over after the State of the Union.
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Number three was at your house.
You put on a tape of the Stones...
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...at Wembley Stadium, put on
a feather boa...
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... and sang"Honky Tonk Women."
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Time number four
involved a variety of hosiery...
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Josh, I'm gonna stop you right here,
okay?
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- Leo?
- Yeah.
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Anybody else in the office?
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- Hey, Josh.
- Hey, Margaret.
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We've got a problem in Vieques
and a caucus in lowa.
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Why don't you come on in to work.
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Yeah.
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... to go unchallenged.
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Iowa will cast the first ballots
as the presidential primary season...
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... officially gets underway.
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President Bartlet, unchallenged
in the Democratic Caucus...
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... arrives in Cedar Rapids today.
On the Republican side...
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... Governor Ritchie looks to be
the front-runner in the primary.
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I'm on the plane.
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No, I'm on the plane.
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I'll be coming back tonight.
It's just for the day.
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No, it's just for the day, Dad.
We're coming back tonight.
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I won't be tired.
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I'll sleep if I'm tired,
but I won't be tired.
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Because we're coming back at 8:00,
and I don't get tired at 8:00.
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Plus, I won't be the one flying the plane.
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Oh, my God.
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Dad, because this is how it is.
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If it's in the 48 states,
we come back the same day.
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The taxpayers paid for
a very comfortable and fast airplane...
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...and this is what they had in mind
when they did.
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Am I gonna...?
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No.
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Because I don't live in lowa,
I'm not allowed to vote there.
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See, there's always a catch.
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Well, he's unchallenged in
the lowa Caucus, so I like our chances.
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No, Dad, I'm on the plane.
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All right, I'll try and call you later
if there's anything interesting to report.
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Talk to you later.
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Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen,
good morning.
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This is Lieutenant Colonel Gantry.
We're passing through turbulence...
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... on our way to a cruising altitude
of 41,000 feet.
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Our flight plan this morning will
take us over Wheeling and Toledo...
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... the south shore of Lake Michigan
and over Aurora, Illinois...
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... before we make our final approach
to Eastern lowa Airport in Cedar Rapids.
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Our flight time today is one hour
and 52 minutes.
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Is it possible we're riding into town
in a soy-diesel bus?
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There was talk of it,
but that idea got killed off.
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- Okay.
- I'm gonna go back there.
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You zeroed in on a message
for the day?
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How to reform the Freedom to Farm Act?
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- Ritchie's pulled into single digits.
- I saw.
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What a gift from heaven
it would be if he won.
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- Yeah.
- So the 4-H Convention... .
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- I'm not going.
- I don't get it.
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- How can you not see the butter cow?
- I'm that way.
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You understand it's a life-size cow
made entirely of butter.
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- We're not going.
- There's a butter Elvis, Last Supper...
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...which has, I swear to God, Toby... .
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- Butter on the table?
- Butter on the table!
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Between butter James and butter Peter.
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An almost mind-blowing vortex
of art and material...
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...that dares the viewer
to recall Marcel Duchamp.
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- How do they keep it from melting?
- How indeed?
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- Toby, you have a call in the staff cabin.
- Thank you.
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Butter, butter, butter.
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This is signal operator number 41.
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I have a call from Mr. Seaborn
at the White House.
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- Thank you.
- Duchamp was the father of Dadaism.
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- I know.
- The dada of Dada.
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There's nothing to do about that joke.
It comes, and you just stand there.
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The cow made out of butter? That's how
I like my irony served, my friend.
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I have a phone call that's being relayed
through four satellites.
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Okay.
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- Yeah?
- Hey.
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I'm gonna guess where you are, okay?
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- Okay.
-Wheels-up was 5:35...
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...heading west-northwest.
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You're not at cruising altitude yet.
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I'm gonna say an average of 400 knots
with a light headwind.
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- Cumberland, West Virginia. Am I right?
- I have no idea.
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Then we'll say I'm right.
Listen, do you remember Bob Engler?
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-No.
- I met with him a few years ago...
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...from U.S. Space Command.
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He told you they were tracking a UFO
over Maui?
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Yes. Do you have any idea why I have
another appointment with him today?
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-I don 't.
- Okay.
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Listen. Ritchie made a statement
last night...
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...in support of
the Pennsylvania referendum...
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...banning use of race
in college admissions.
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I think the president should
say something at the UI campus.
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- About affirmative action?
-Yeah.
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- He shouldn't.
- Why?
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Ritchie's not gonna be
the Republican nominee for president.
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Write up a few sentences
and send it to the plane right away.
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- Yeah.
-Okay.
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- Hi.
- Good morning.
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- I'm a little tired today.
- Really?
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- Yeah.
- From the lovemaking?
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I'm supposed to see Leo.
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I need a favor. I need you
to get me out of jury duty.
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- Why?
- Because I have jury duty.
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- When?
- Tomorrow.
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Why don't you wait till we're closer
and ask me again.
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- Can you do it?
- No.
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- Why not?
- What kind of legal authority...
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...do you think I'm empowered with?
- You're powerful.
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You get... Yes. Thank you.
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- You get deferrals, don't you?
- Only four.
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- And?
- I've used them all up.
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It looks like justice is in your hands.
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I don't want it in my hands.
I'm seeing somebody.
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There's nothing I can do for you.
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I'm surprised.
You're such a powerful man.
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All the girls say so. Been zapped
of your power by the lovemaking?
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She's... I don't...
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He's waiting for you.
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- Hey.
- What's going on in Vieques? Protesters?
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Yeah. Something like five ships out of
the U.S.S. Thurman battle carrier...
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...steamed in yesterday.
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What they need is final combat
certifications...
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...before they can be deployed to the
Indian Ocean, where they're needed now.
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They need to do ship-to-shore gunnery
and air-to-ground bombing exercises...
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...before they're certified.
They can't go until certified.
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- Okay.
- All right. So some 40 protesters...
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...have planted themselves
in the live target range.
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Sorry. Why am l...?
This is national security.
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One of the protesters, in fact the leader,
apparently is a friend of yours.
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- Billy.
- Yeah.
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- Arrest him, it's what he's waiting for.
- He's a known actor...
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...a well-loved young man
in the Hispanic community.
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He's with other men from
the Hispanic community.
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- Wait them out.
- They got supplies. We don't have time.
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He's got a cell phone.
We've got the number.
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No.
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- Yeah.
- Leo, if I wasn't working here...
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...I'd probably be with him down there.
- Yeah, but you're working here.
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This is a crappy thing to do
with friendship.
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- Things aren't supposed to be personal.
- We're at DEFCON-4.
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I'm sorry, we're arranging the call.
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Check a whip count, but I don't think
we'd get 60 votes on a cloture motion.
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We lose eight Democrats who don't
wanna spend capital on foreign aid.
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We lose eight Democrats once they find
there is a foreign-aid budget.
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- Anything else?
- Thank you, Mr. President.
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What's up?
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Well, Ritchie made a statement
last night...
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...in support of the referendum
in Pennsylvania.
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Sam's gonna work on a few lines
in response.
233
00:13:38,100 --> 00:13:42,696
If he makes statements that force me
left, I don't gotta swing at every pitch.
234
00:13:42,860 --> 00:13:44,657
Everybody thinks it'll be Simon.
235
00:13:45,180 --> 00:13:46,579
You and I know different.
236
00:13:46,780 --> 00:13:48,657
Overnights have Ritchie
in single digits.
237
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Every candidate's dream opponent, huh?
238
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- Yeah.
- I'll take a look at what Sam does.
239
00:13:54,060 --> 00:13:57,575
- We should respond.
- I'll take a look at it.
240
00:13:59,100 --> 00:14:01,375
Thank you, Mr. President.
241
00:14:05,820 --> 00:14:09,210
The race officially began today
as the lowa Caucus got underway.
242
00:14:11,660 --> 00:14:13,571
Come in.
243
00:14:14,060 --> 00:14:16,528
- What's going on?
- I'm waiting for a phone call.
244
00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,816
I mean, in Vieques.
245
00:14:18,980 --> 00:14:21,414
Billy Molina and some people
ran the Coast Guard line.
246
00:14:21,580 --> 00:14:25,368
They're camped in the live target range.
A carrier has to fire on the range...
247
00:14:25,540 --> 00:14:28,054
...or they can't be certified
and can't be deployed.
248
00:14:28,220 --> 00:14:30,450
And they have to be deployed.
249
00:14:30,620 --> 00:14:32,895
- So they're hooking you up with Billy?
- Yeah.
250
00:14:33,060 --> 00:14:35,813
It's a strange day when I'm involved
with national security.
251
00:14:35,980 --> 00:14:37,538
I was thinking the same thing.
252
00:14:37,700 --> 00:14:39,895
- You know what else?
- What?
253
00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:43,496
Tandy asked Amy to marry him.
254
00:14:45,860 --> 00:14:48,818
- Seriously?
- She said no.
255
00:14:48,980 --> 00:14:51,255
Yeah.
256
00:14:56,900 --> 00:15:00,017
- That happened fast, don't you think?
- No, no.
257
00:15:00,180 --> 00:15:01,693
- Don't do this.
- What?
258
00:15:01,860 --> 00:15:04,818
- I recognize this.
- As what?
259
00:15:04,980 --> 00:15:07,289
She didn't break up with him for you.
I guarantee.
260
00:15:07,460 --> 00:15:11,453
She is a fully independent woman.
She's the real thing.
261
00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,736
Stop looking at her differently
than yesterday.
262
00:15:13,900 --> 00:15:15,219
I just said it was fast.
263
00:15:15,380 --> 00:15:17,450
Next, you'll find reason
to be mad at her.
264
00:15:17,620 --> 00:15:19,019
- You're wrong.
- Guys like you?
265
00:15:19,180 --> 00:15:21,011
- Yeah?
- I'm one of them.
266
00:15:21,180 --> 00:15:22,454
- Josh?
- Yeah.
267
00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:24,372
He's on.
268
00:15:25,620 --> 00:15:27,338
Billy, it's Josh.
269
00:15:27,500 --> 00:15:30,139
Okay, just tell me a couple things first.
270
00:15:30,300 --> 00:15:32,655
Is everybody okay? Is anybody hurt?
271
00:15:32,820 --> 00:15:34,538
"The American dream is opportunity.
272
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:39,649
Together we must give every child the
chance to reach for his or her dreams.
273
00:15:40,660 --> 00:15:43,094
This is why we must ensure
the opportunity is real...
274
00:15:43,260 --> 00:15:45,569
...that the dream is neither deferred
nor denied...
275
00:15:45,740 --> 00:15:48,459
...that hope isn't a privilege
for the few..." This is Sam's?
276
00:15:48,620 --> 00:15:51,578
No, I reworked it.
277
00:15:51,860 --> 00:15:55,535
"But a promise for all generations
to follow."
278
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,692
I've read it. I don't know where
you stand on affirmative action.
279
00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:02,017
- I was trying to avoid a quote.
- As well as nouns and pronouns.
280
00:16:02,220 --> 00:16:04,529
It's purposely nonspecific.
281
00:16:04,700 --> 00:16:07,737
- I don't know what we're talking about.
- We get word to friends...
282
00:16:07,900 --> 00:16:10,460
...I was nodding in the direction
of affirmative action.
283
00:16:10,620 --> 00:16:12,451
How about if we oppose it...
284
00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:16,135
...then get word out you were kidding?
- Nobody's questioning where we stand.
285
00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:19,337
I don't wanna campaign today!
286
00:16:20,180 --> 00:16:24,378
- What happened to writing a new book?
- We will, but we don't...
287
00:16:24,540 --> 00:16:26,929
Man, we don't have to piss people off
every day...
288
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:29,295
...in order to demonstrate
that we're not...
289
00:16:30,700 --> 00:16:32,053
- Yes.
- We're going to lowa...
290
00:16:32,220 --> 00:16:34,211
...where we won.
I'm not ignoring the state.
291
00:16:34,380 --> 00:16:37,497
I say,"Thanks for getting me elected,"
and we're back on the plane.
292
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:41,130
I don't think it's a good idea
for us to fight for news coverage...
293
00:16:41,300 --> 00:16:44,975
...with governors, senators and the head
of the church of"I Hate You."
294
00:16:45,140 --> 00:16:48,177
Let's just get in under the radar.
295
00:16:49,940 --> 00:16:52,329
- Yes, sir.
- I'll say a few words.
296
00:16:52,500 --> 00:16:53,853
- Yes, sir.
- That's it.
297
00:16:54,060 --> 00:16:56,415
Thank you, Mr. President.
298
00:17:15,540 --> 00:17:17,690
What did he say?
299
00:17:20,100 --> 00:17:23,172
They say something in the primary
that forces us left so we...
300
00:17:23,340 --> 00:17:24,898
- Is that how it works?
- Yes.
301
00:17:25,060 --> 00:17:26,778
- Tell me more, Obi-Wan.
- I'm saying...
302
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:30,455
He's going to a college. It's a good time
to talk about affirmative action...
303
00:17:30,620 --> 00:17:32,850
...when it comes to admissions.
304
00:17:33,220 --> 00:17:35,211
Yeah.
305
00:17:38,460 --> 00:17:39,449
What?
306
00:17:39,660 --> 00:17:41,696
Our fathers didn't need
affirmative action.
307
00:17:41,860 --> 00:17:45,614
- And they were children of immigrants.
- Our fathers needed the GI Bill.
308
00:17:46,980 --> 00:17:49,813
- I'm the wrong Democrat to talk to.
- Why?
309
00:17:49,980 --> 00:17:52,130
Because... .
310
00:17:55,420 --> 00:17:57,456
After my father fought in Korea,
he became...
311
00:17:57,620 --> 00:18:00,009
...what the government begs
every graduate to become.
312
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:03,616
He became a teacher, and he raised
a family on a teacher's salary...
313
00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:06,135
...and he paid his taxes
and crossed at the green.
314
00:18:06,300 --> 00:18:08,860
Any time there was opportunity
for career advancement...
315
00:18:09,020 --> 00:18:12,376
...it took him extra time because
there was a less qualified black woman.
316
00:18:12,540 --> 00:18:15,737
So instead of retiring
as superintendent...
317
00:18:15,900 --> 00:18:18,209
...of the Ohio Valley Union
Free School District...
318
00:18:18,380 --> 00:18:20,416
...he retired head
of the math department...
319
00:18:20,580 --> 00:18:22,491
...at William Henry Harrison Junior High.
320
00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:33,769
- How is he these days?
- Who?
321
00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:35,931
Your dad.
322
00:18:38,620 --> 00:18:40,736
He's fine.
323
00:18:47,300 --> 00:18:48,653
- We got cut off.
- We know.
324
00:18:48,820 --> 00:18:50,936
Cell phone went dead.
They have to recharge it.
325
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:53,489
They need a solar recharger.
That takes a few hours.
326
00:18:53,660 --> 00:18:56,015
- Why a few hours?
- For the weather to clear.
327
00:18:56,220 --> 00:18:59,178
When you get back on the phone,
we'd like you to stand tougher.
328
00:18:59,340 --> 00:19:00,614
- Excuse me?
- I said, we'd...
329
00:19:00,780 --> 00:19:02,372
- Then you get on the phone.
- Look...
330
00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:04,849
This isn't a hostage situation.
It's a protest.
331
00:19:05,020 --> 00:19:06,612
- One where...
- You... Excuse me, sir.
332
00:19:06,780 --> 00:19:11,058
You're free to arrest or shoot them,
but we won't, because it's bad politics.
333
00:19:11,260 --> 00:19:14,332
- Remember what the thing is here.
- This is not the time to protest.
334
00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:17,572
Puerto Rico lived under Spain for four
centuries, under the U.S. for one.
335
00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:21,335
In 500 years, it hasn't determined
its own destiny for five minutes.
336
00:19:21,500 --> 00:19:24,697
They're using depleted uranium shells,
napalm, cluster bombs.
337
00:19:24,860 --> 00:19:28,216
Vieques has a cancer rate 25 percent
higher than the rest of Puerto Rico!
338
00:19:28,380 --> 00:19:31,258
When is the time to protest?
I'll tell them. They'll do it.
339
00:19:31,420 --> 00:19:33,536
We'll need you in a few hours.
340
00:19:37,100 --> 00:19:39,091
Thank you.
341
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:45,249
One hundred anti-choice votes.
I'm not fine with it.
342
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:48,412
A Congress that votes to ban
late-term abortions...
343
00:19:48,580 --> 00:19:51,219
...even when a woman's life
is in danger.
344
00:19:51,380 --> 00:19:54,213
Affordable daycare
is a contradiction in terms.
345
00:19:54,380 --> 00:19:58,498
Gag rules and old men who think
women's issues should be the subject...
346
00:19:58,660 --> 00:20:01,811
...of PTA meetings and not
the U.S. House of Representatives.
347
00:20:01,980 --> 00:20:04,699
I'm not fine with it.
The WLC's not fine with it.
348
00:20:04,860 --> 00:20:06,851
Women aren't fine with it.
349
00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:12,169
It's really something every two years
we get to overthrow the government.
350
00:20:12,340 --> 00:20:14,137
Guess what's coming up
in November?
351
00:20:14,340 --> 00:20:16,217
In 10 months,
we can make the difference.
352
00:20:16,420 --> 00:20:18,695
Let's get out the vote,
get ourselves organized.
353
00:20:18,860 --> 00:20:22,899
Let's get the Congress we deserve.
Thank you, and may God bless America.
354
00:20:36,900 --> 00:20:39,573
- Hi.
- Hi.
355
00:20:40,340 --> 00:20:43,138
- Hear the whole thing?
- I heard you overthrow the government.
356
00:20:43,340 --> 00:20:45,934
- That's always money in the bank.
- Tell me about it.
357
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:49,490
Hey, guys, could I have the room
for a minute?
358
00:20:53,940 --> 00:20:56,215
Is there someone who can take care
of Henry?
359
00:20:58,980 --> 00:21:03,371
- What do you have against Henry?
- Nothing. I love Henry.
360
00:21:03,540 --> 00:21:06,008
Who takes care of him
when you go away?
361
00:21:06,220 --> 00:21:10,372
- I leave him with my sister.
- What do you think about going away?
362
00:21:10,580 --> 00:21:13,617
- Where?
- Tahiti or Paris.
363
00:21:14,460 --> 00:21:17,054
Venice. We can go to Epcot
if you want.
364
00:21:17,700 --> 00:21:20,009
- Tahiti?
- Lie on the beach, dance at night...
365
00:21:20,220 --> 00:21:24,054
...reggae, a little UB40.
- Reggae's the Caribbean.
366
00:21:24,260 --> 00:21:26,933
- They don't have reggae in Tahiti?
- We should find out.
367
00:21:28,260 --> 00:21:31,616
- I'm sorry?
- I said, I think we should find out.
368
00:21:32,140 --> 00:21:34,449
- We should.
- When?
369
00:21:34,660 --> 00:21:36,571
- Day after tomorrow.
- Okay.
370
00:21:36,780 --> 00:21:39,089
- Okay.
- Okay.
371
00:21:39,700 --> 00:21:41,372
I'll buy tickets, make reservations.
372
00:21:41,580 --> 00:21:42,899
- Go.
- I'm going.
373
00:21:43,100 --> 00:21:45,216
- Not going fast enough.
- When I walk out...
374
00:21:45,380 --> 00:21:49,532
...I'm buying plane tickets.
- When I walk out, I'm buying bikinis.
375
00:21:49,740 --> 00:21:52,538
I'm going fast now.
376
00:21:53,780 --> 00:21:56,817
Mr. President, can you speak on
the environmental impact on water?
377
00:21:56,980 --> 00:22:00,017
Well, farming isn 't the only cause
or even the main cause...
378
00:22:00,180 --> 00:22:03,297
... but it's a significant land use
in watersheds and runoff...
379
00:22:03,460 --> 00:22:06,258
... and dairy operations
from hog and poultry operations.
380
00:22:06,420 --> 00:22:09,492
They can be carried into drinking water
by rainfall and snowmelt.
381
00:22:09,660 --> 00:22:13,414
It's what's called
nonpoint source pollution.
382
00:22:13,580 --> 00:22:15,377
-Yeah, over here.
-Mr. President...
383
00:22:15,540 --> 00:22:17,451
... Donald Atwell, lowa City Standard.
384
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:20,009
Governor Ritchie came out this morning
in support...
385
00:22:20,180 --> 00:22:23,058
... of the Pennsylvania referendum
banning affirmative action...
386
00:22:23,220 --> 00:22:26,656
... with regard to college admission,
and I was wondering if you'd comment?
387
00:22:26,820 --> 00:22:30,017
You know what? Now that we've
abolished discrimination in our laws...
388
00:22:30,180 --> 00:22:33,490
... we need to abolish it
in our hearts and minds.
389
00:22:33,660 --> 00:22:37,699
Thanks a lot, everybody.
It's great to be back in lowa.
390
00:22:37,860 --> 00:22:39,976
Thanks a lot.
391
00:22:48,772 --> 00:22:50,888
Sam?
392
00:22:51,052 --> 00:22:52,929
- Sam, old man.
- Yes.
393
00:22:53,092 --> 00:22:54,969
I need you to give me
voir dire coaching.
394
00:22:55,132 --> 00:22:58,841
- You wanna be chosen for a jury?
- I wanna not be chosen for a jury.
395
00:22:59,012 --> 00:23:01,924
All right. The lawyers are gonna ask you
general questions and...
396
00:23:02,092 --> 00:23:04,162
- For instance?
- Do you know any reason why...
397
00:23:04,332 --> 00:23:08,405
...you can't render an impartial verdict?
- I hate criminals.
398
00:23:08,652 --> 00:23:11,849
Do you have prejudices or feelings
that might influence the jury?
399
00:23:12,012 --> 00:23:15,129
I assume if you're in a courtroom,
you did something wrong.
400
00:23:15,292 --> 00:23:18,443
- The judge is gonna throw you in jail.
- Sam?
401
00:23:20,132 --> 00:23:22,043
Here I go.
402
00:23:35,012 --> 00:23:37,606
- Bob?
- Sam.
403
00:23:47,292 --> 00:23:50,170
- How have you been?
- I've been well.
404
00:23:50,372 --> 00:23:51,646
Hey, you know what?
405
00:23:51,812 --> 00:23:54,849
You remember that UFO
you were tracking over Maui?
406
00:23:55,012 --> 00:23:57,287
Turned out to be an abandoned
Russian satellite.
407
00:23:57,452 --> 00:24:00,762
One of its rockets didn't fire,
so it couldn't re-enter.
408
00:24:00,972 --> 00:24:02,849
- So you'd have us believe.
- No, really.
409
00:24:03,052 --> 00:24:04,610
Yes, of course.
410
00:24:06,572 --> 00:24:09,040
- Why don't we get to it, Bob.
- Absolutely, Sam.
411
00:24:09,252 --> 00:24:10,970
On behalf of two congressmen...
412
00:24:11,132 --> 00:24:14,522
...I would like permission to tour
the U.S. Bullion Depository.
413
00:24:14,732 --> 00:24:16,529
- Where's that?
- Fort Knox, Kentucky.
414
00:24:16,692 --> 00:24:18,842
- Talk to the Treasury Department.
- We have.
415
00:24:19,052 --> 00:24:21,247
And not at all surprisingly,
they've said no.
416
00:24:21,412 --> 00:24:24,165
- Why do you want to?
- It's been brought to our attention...
417
00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:29,326
...that of the 8500 metric tons of gold
that are stored there, only 1000 remain.
418
00:24:29,532 --> 00:24:31,409
- Really?
- Yes, sir.
419
00:24:31,612 --> 00:24:34,729
- Who brought it to your attention?
- Let's just say a friend of ours.
420
00:24:35,772 --> 00:24:38,366
- Human friend or...?
- Sam, I know what you think of me...
421
00:24:38,532 --> 00:24:41,569
...and the work I do. I've lived
with this attitude my whole life.
422
00:24:41,732 --> 00:24:43,529
My father lived with it too.
423
00:24:43,692 --> 00:24:47,446
I'm seeking a presidential order
for the depository to be audited.
424
00:24:47,612 --> 00:24:49,523
- I'll pass that along.
- I'm sure you will.
425
00:24:49,692 --> 00:24:52,047
- Bob...
- Has the president ever toured the vault?
426
00:24:52,252 --> 00:24:54,049
- No.
- No, only two presidents have.
427
00:24:54,212 --> 00:24:55,804
Roosevelt and Truman.
428
00:24:56,132 --> 00:24:58,202
You think there's something funny
going on?
429
00:24:58,412 --> 00:25:02,166
l, and two congressmen,
think the gold has been replaced.
430
00:25:02,372 --> 00:25:04,363
With what?
431
00:25:09,412 --> 00:25:11,209
I won't get sucked into this.
I won't.
432
00:25:11,372 --> 00:25:13,522
- The Papoose Lake spacecraft...
- No such thing.
433
00:25:13,732 --> 00:25:17,008
...taken from Roswell to Groom Lake
in 1947.
434
00:25:17,172 --> 00:25:20,209
A little piece of land called Area 51,
my friend.
435
00:25:20,372 --> 00:25:22,727
This is Dungeons & Dragons camp
all over again.
436
00:25:22,892 --> 00:25:25,406
We tested U-2 planes at Area 51.
437
00:25:25,612 --> 00:25:28,763
This is why in '57,
they had to take Papoose to Fort Knox.
438
00:25:28,932 --> 00:25:31,651
Ten years ago, the secretary
of the Air Force...
439
00:25:31,812 --> 00:25:33,882
...concluded an exhaustive search
for records.
440
00:25:34,052 --> 00:25:36,646
Oh, I read it.
And my father read it.
441
00:25:36,852 --> 00:25:39,241
The report concluded
the activities in the desert...
442
00:25:39,412 --> 00:25:41,562
...were balloon research.
- It was.
443
00:25:41,732 --> 00:25:44,610
- A crew was retrieved.
- They were anthropomorphic dummies.
444
00:25:44,772 --> 00:25:48,845
Sam, patronize me, laugh at my work...
445
00:25:49,012 --> 00:25:53,005
...but please don't minimize the lifetime
my father spent in this pursuit.
446
00:25:53,172 --> 00:25:55,766
The man had three Ph.D.s.
447
00:25:55,932 --> 00:26:00,448
There were bodies
at Roswell Army Airfield Hospital.
448
00:26:04,252 --> 00:26:06,322
Excuse me.
449
00:26:09,692 --> 00:26:12,126
- When did your dad pass away?
- Pardon?
450
00:26:12,332 --> 00:26:15,722
- When did he pass away?
- Three months ago.
451
00:26:17,252 --> 00:26:19,243
Excuse me.
452
00:26:23,492 --> 00:26:26,245
- Listen.
- I'm sorry, but I'm in there with this guy.
453
00:26:26,412 --> 00:26:30,200
He insists the government is concealing
evidence of extraterrestrial contact...
454
00:26:30,372 --> 00:26:32,567
...and that we've got it at Fort Knox.
455
00:26:35,452 --> 00:26:38,603
We made a deal with Billy.
They'll pull off the island right away.
456
00:26:38,772 --> 00:26:42,162
In exchange, we meet with
a delegation, political affairs, Navy...
457
00:26:42,372 --> 00:26:45,045
- Won't look like we caved?
- We'll be slapped by the right.
458
00:26:45,212 --> 00:26:47,282
- But they won't wanna piss off Latinos.
- Good.
459
00:26:47,452 --> 00:26:50,364
You know what else?
I'm going to Tahiti with Amy.
460
00:26:50,572 --> 00:26:52,449
- You're kidding.
- Day after tomorrow.
461
00:26:52,612 --> 00:26:55,888
- So this guy...
- Yeah, the thing is...
462
00:26:57,612 --> 00:26:59,284
...he inherited the family business.
463
00:26:59,492 --> 00:27:02,052
I gotta go online
and buy Tahitian things.
464
00:27:02,212 --> 00:27:04,009
Okay.
465
00:27:13,612 --> 00:27:16,410
- Bob.
- Yes?
466
00:27:18,252 --> 00:27:20,766
I was just talking to... .
467
00:27:20,932 --> 00:27:23,844
Let's just say I talked
to an associate.
468
00:27:24,012 --> 00:27:26,287
This associate has higher clearance
than I do.
469
00:27:27,692 --> 00:27:29,364
And?
470
00:27:29,532 --> 00:27:33,366
You can keep pursuing this,
and I imagine you will...
471
00:27:33,532 --> 00:27:36,285
...but we can't give you
the proper paperwork...
472
00:27:36,492 --> 00:27:39,290
...you'll need to audit the vault.
473
00:27:40,052 --> 00:27:42,566
- You understand?
- Oh, I think I understand.
474
00:27:42,732 --> 00:27:47,010
- Do you?
- Wink's as good as a nod to a blind man.
475
00:27:47,692 --> 00:27:49,648
Yeah.
476
00:27:50,732 --> 00:27:53,849
Listen, these two congressmen,
they're Democrats?
477
00:27:55,812 --> 00:27:58,645
I'm not at liberty to say.
478
00:27:58,812 --> 00:28:00,962
I understand.
479
00:28:01,212 --> 00:28:05,171
- Thank you very much.
- Thank you, Sam.
480
00:28:06,892 --> 00:28:09,247
Mr. President, ladies and gentlemen...
481
00:28:09,452 --> 00:28:11,249
... this is Lieutenant Colonel Gantry.
482
00:28:11,412 --> 00:28:14,165
We'll reach our cruising altitude
of 37,000 feet...
483
00:28:14,332 --> 00:28:18,211
... in approximately 20 minutes
as we pass over Elgin, Illinois...
484
00:28:18,372 --> 00:28:20,840
... Detroit, Akron
and McKees Rocks, Pennsylvania...
485
00:28:21,012 --> 00:28:23,765
... before we begin our final descent
to Andrews.
486
00:28:23,932 --> 00:28:25,968
-Enjoy the flight.
- It's happening. It is.
487
00:28:26,132 --> 00:28:27,485
- He was good.
- No, he wasn't.
488
00:28:27,652 --> 00:28:30,291
- He was what he was supposed to be.
- He was Uncle Fluffy.
489
00:28:30,492 --> 00:28:33,802
- It's Dr. Jekyll and Uncle Fluffy again.
- He didn't respond to Ritchie.
490
00:28:33,972 --> 00:28:37,362
- I totally agree that it's too early.
- He was asked the question.
491
00:28:37,532 --> 00:28:40,729
He was asked the question.
492
00:28:43,612 --> 00:28:45,125
No word on the Republicans?
493
00:28:45,332 --> 00:28:47,448
There's a poll
that has Ritchie pulling even.
494
00:28:47,652 --> 00:28:49,847
That'd be too much to hope for.
495
00:28:50,012 --> 00:28:51,604
There's an old expression.
496
00:28:58,812 --> 00:29:03,602
"When the gods wish to punish us,
they answer our prayers."
497
00:29:06,492 --> 00:29:09,211
Anyway, he's doing it again.
498
00:29:10,412 --> 00:29:11,891
- You wanted me?
- Yeah. It's set.
499
00:29:12,052 --> 00:29:13,326
- The meeting?
- Yeah.
500
00:29:13,492 --> 00:29:16,052
- Great. Good is gonna come from this.
- Maybe.
501
00:29:16,212 --> 00:29:18,248
Maybe, yeah, but how often
do you get the...?
502
00:29:18,412 --> 00:29:19,891
- Yeah.
- When's the meeting?
503
00:29:20,052 --> 00:29:21,963
Day after tomorrow.
504
00:29:22,132 --> 00:29:24,407
- You're kidding.
- No.
505
00:29:24,572 --> 00:29:26,449
- Perfect.
- We wanted to do it right away.
506
00:29:26,612 --> 00:29:28,170
- Yeah.
- What's the problem?
507
00:29:28,332 --> 00:29:29,651
- Nothing.
- What's the problem?
508
00:29:29,812 --> 00:29:32,724
- There's a woman I've been...
- Amy Gardner.
509
00:29:33,012 --> 00:29:34,365
- Yeah.
- I hear things.
510
00:29:34,532 --> 00:29:36,363
- I know.
- I try to forget them quickly.
511
00:29:36,532 --> 00:29:38,921
We were supposed to...
This is ridiculous, but...
512
00:29:39,092 --> 00:29:41,208
- We were supposed to go away.
- Where?
513
00:29:41,412 --> 00:29:43,607
It doesn't matter.
We've had trouble getting...
514
00:29:43,772 --> 00:29:45,683
- Day after tomorrow?
- Go.
515
00:29:45,892 --> 00:29:47,883
- I can't.
- Go.
516
00:29:48,052 --> 00:29:50,008
I need to be here for this.
517
00:29:50,172 --> 00:29:51,969
- No, you don't.
- Don't worry about it.
518
00:29:52,132 --> 00:29:56,284
My wife lives in my house,
I live in a hotel, and this is why.
519
00:29:56,612 --> 00:29:58,489
Yeah, okay.
520
00:29:58,652 --> 00:30:00,643
Well, I'm glad it's taken care of.
521
00:30:00,812 --> 00:30:02,643
- I'm glad we got the meeting.
- Okay.
522
00:30:09,332 --> 00:30:10,606
- Listen.
- Yeah.
523
00:30:10,772 --> 00:30:13,286
The trick is appearing unsuitable,
not just for this...
524
00:30:13,452 --> 00:30:15,966
...but for any jury
while avoiding a contempt citation.
525
00:30:16,132 --> 00:30:18,930
Wouldn't you think if I explain
that my boss is a lawyer...
526
00:30:19,092 --> 00:30:22,607
...my lawyer's a lawyer, I'm dating...?
- It's jury duty, not an appendectomy.
527
00:30:22,772 --> 00:30:25,081
It's jury duty. Do it, don't do it.
If you don't...
528
00:30:25,252 --> 00:30:28,244
...you don't get to complain
about the O.J. verdict.
529
00:30:54,452 --> 00:30:55,726
-Hello?
- Amy.
530
00:30:55,892 --> 00:30:57,962
- Josh?
-Yeah.
531
00:31:02,212 --> 00:31:04,965
I've just said,"Hello, how are you?"
in Tahitian.
532
00:31:05,132 --> 00:31:06,406
Now you say:
533
00:31:07,252 --> 00:31:10,562
- Which means,"I am fine."
- I can't go day after tomorrow.
534
00:31:11,852 --> 00:31:13,729
- Yeah.
- I mean, I can go another time...
535
00:31:13,892 --> 00:31:16,964
...but I can't go day after tomorrow.
- It was sudden for you.
536
00:31:17,132 --> 00:31:19,362
It was pretty sudden
for anybody, Amy.
537
00:31:19,532 --> 00:31:23,081
- You're the one who asked me.
- There was a problem in Vieques today...
538
00:31:23,252 --> 00:31:25,049
...and we came to a good resolution.
539
00:31:25,212 --> 00:31:29,251
- There's a meeting day after tomorrow.
- Leo's making you stay?
540
00:31:29,412 --> 00:31:33,564
No, he's not. I wanna stay.
541
00:31:33,772 --> 00:31:36,605
- Okay.
-For one, it involves a friend of mine...
542
00:31:36,812 --> 00:31:39,167
...and he did something
he didn't wanna do and... .
543
00:31:39,332 --> 00:31:41,243
I just wanna make sure his back
is covered.
544
00:31:41,452 --> 00:31:43,568
- Look, don't get angry at me.
- I'm not.
545
00:31:43,732 --> 00:31:45,927
You're getting preemptively angry
with me...
546
00:31:46,092 --> 00:31:47,764
...which assumes I'm other people...
547
00:31:47,932 --> 00:31:50,924
...and I'd rather be a political
asset, if you know what I mean.
548
00:31:51,332 --> 00:31:52,731
I do.
549
00:31:52,892 --> 00:31:54,803
When you're done
comparison-shopping, call.
550
00:31:54,972 --> 00:31:59,887
Well, I'd definitely be waiting
by your phone, Josh. Take it easy.
551
00:32:04,452 --> 00:32:06,090
- Josh?
- Yeah.
552
00:32:06,252 --> 00:32:10,928
You might not care, but you officially
won the lowa Democratic Caucus.
553
00:32:20,724 --> 00:32:22,840
If the occasional Caucasian
loses a promotion...
554
00:32:23,044 --> 00:32:25,877
- We'll have to agree to disagree.
- I don't like that. Got it?
555
00:32:26,044 --> 00:32:27,636
- Here.
- You phoned for research?
556
00:32:27,804 --> 00:32:30,523
This is Washington on the need
for a national university.
557
00:32:30,684 --> 00:32:31,958
- I'm tired.
- It's brief.
558
00:32:32,124 --> 00:32:34,319
Toby, please.
559
00:32:34,484 --> 00:32:37,681
"In the general juvenile period of life
when friendships are formed...
560
00:32:37,844 --> 00:32:40,153
...and habits established
that will stick by one...
561
00:32:40,324 --> 00:32:42,076
...youth from parts of the U. S...
562
00:32:42,244 --> 00:32:44,883
...would be assembled together
and would, by degree...
563
00:32:45,044 --> 00:32:48,434
...discover there was not just cause
for the jealousies and prejudices...
564
00:32:48,604 --> 00:32:51,801
...which one part of the union
invited against one another."
565
00:32:51,964 --> 00:32:54,353
He said,"We banished discrimination
from our laws...
566
00:32:54,524 --> 00:32:56,833
...now let's banish it
from our minds and hearts."
567
00:32:57,004 --> 00:32:58,562
- Who?
- The president. In lowa.
568
00:32:58,724 --> 00:33:01,158
He said,"Let's banish it
from our minds and hearts."
569
00:33:01,324 --> 00:33:02,882
How does affirmative action do that?
570
00:33:03,044 --> 00:33:06,320
- I'm talking about college admissions.
- I'm talking about my father.
571
00:33:07,204 --> 00:33:09,081
- Why?
- Because he's not doing fine.
572
00:33:09,244 --> 00:33:11,804
He forgets things.
573
00:33:13,804 --> 00:33:16,364
He forgets things.
574
00:33:17,684 --> 00:33:20,198
- He's not a young guy.
- I'm not talking about dates...
575
00:33:20,364 --> 00:33:21,877
...and phone numbers.
576
00:33:22,844 --> 00:33:25,404
- I know.
- He forgets what's going on.
577
00:33:25,604 --> 00:33:27,879
He thought this was
the general election today.
578
00:33:28,044 --> 00:33:32,242
And he snaps back in, but... .
579
00:33:34,444 --> 00:33:36,355
And I... .
580
00:33:36,564 --> 00:33:39,078
I think sometimes that if he'd...
581
00:33:39,244 --> 00:33:44,443
...lived the life he wanted to... .
582
00:33:44,604 --> 00:33:46,993
He's gotta watch me bopping around
on Air Force One.
583
00:33:47,164 --> 00:33:49,234
Hey! Welcome back.
584
00:33:50,404 --> 00:33:52,713
Have you seen the butter cow
at the 4-H Convention?
585
00:33:52,884 --> 00:33:55,796
I have. And the butter Last Supper
with the butter.
586
00:33:56,004 --> 00:33:57,403
Yes.
587
00:33:57,564 --> 00:33:59,839
Know what the Bob Engler meeting
turned out to be?
588
00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:01,278
- UFO guy?
- Yeah. He thinks...
589
00:34:01,444 --> 00:34:05,198
...the government's keeping alien bodies
at the Bullion Depository in Fort Knox.
590
00:34:06,004 --> 00:34:08,393
What are we keeping
in the depository in Fort Knox?
591
00:34:11,564 --> 00:34:13,043
- Soup?
- No, seriously.
592
00:34:13,204 --> 00:34:15,798
There used to be 8500 metric tons
of gold there.
593
00:34:15,964 --> 00:34:18,637
- Now most of it's been moved out.
- Yeah.
594
00:34:18,844 --> 00:34:21,404
- What's there now?
- I wouldn't ask a lot of questions.
595
00:34:21,644 --> 00:34:25,398
- What do you mean?
- Don't worry about it.
596
00:34:26,284 --> 00:34:28,957
Okay. I'm going back to my office.
597
00:34:35,804 --> 00:34:37,795
Call him.
598
00:34:51,884 --> 00:34:53,602
Coming.
599
00:34:57,284 --> 00:34:59,275
Donna told me to come over.
What's going on?
600
00:34:59,444 --> 00:35:01,639
Thanks for coming.
601
00:35:03,644 --> 00:35:06,112
Something's wrong with the lights.
602
00:35:06,284 --> 00:35:10,197
Let me feel around for a switch here.
603
00:35:25,644 --> 00:35:27,760
You did this?
604
00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:30,962
A little piece of Tahiti
right here in Georgetown.
605
00:35:31,124 --> 00:35:35,720
Would you like a Samoan Fog Cutter
or a Navy Grog?
606
00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:38,478
A Samoan Fog Cutter
has three kinds of rum...
607
00:35:38,644 --> 00:35:42,080
...including Bacardi 451.
608
00:35:42,244 --> 00:35:43,962
And... .
609
00:35:44,124 --> 00:35:47,196
The difference between that
and a Navy Grog is...
610
00:35:47,364 --> 00:35:49,719
Did you ask me over
to exchange recipes?
611
00:35:54,444 --> 00:35:56,958
Should I change?
612
00:35:58,124 --> 00:36:00,240
Into what?
613
00:36:01,524 --> 00:36:04,721
I remember a pair of big pajamas.
614
00:36:05,404 --> 00:36:07,360
Yeah, good thinking.
615
00:36:09,164 --> 00:36:12,156
- You can turn on the news, you know.
- I don't wanna turn on news.
616
00:36:12,364 --> 00:36:14,594
Just to see how they're covering lowa.
617
00:36:14,764 --> 00:36:16,595
... by 12 points...
618
00:36:32,244 --> 00:36:35,156
President Bartlet lost
by 12 points...
619
00:36:35,324 --> 00:36:36,757
- Sir?
- Yeah?
620
00:36:36,924 --> 00:36:38,915
Can you see Toby?
621
00:36:39,764 --> 00:36:42,324
- No.
- Yes, sir.
622
00:36:42,484 --> 00:36:44,440
Charlie.
623
00:36:45,404 --> 00:36:47,235
Send him in.
624
00:36:53,804 --> 00:36:56,762
- Good evening, sir.
- Thought you had gone home.
625
00:36:56,924 --> 00:36:59,597
I was just watching
some of the coverage.
626
00:36:59,764 --> 00:37:01,675
- It's gonna be Ritchie.
- Yeah.
627
00:37:01,844 --> 00:37:04,881
- I mean, it's gonna be Ritchie.
- I know.
628
00:37:05,044 --> 00:37:08,354
It would've been... I don't know,
it would have seemed obnoxious.
629
00:37:08,524 --> 00:37:10,879
It would've seemed like grandstanding.
630
00:37:11,084 --> 00:37:13,473
- You want some bourbon?
- Thanks.
631
00:37:13,644 --> 00:37:15,635
What do you think?
632
00:37:15,804 --> 00:37:18,762
I was a telemarketer for about a week.
633
00:37:18,964 --> 00:37:22,843
I can't remember what we were selling,
but you worked off a script.
634
00:37:23,004 --> 00:37:25,359
"Hi, good evening.
My name is... ."
635
00:37:25,524 --> 00:37:28,436
And Toby Ziegler was okay
for New York.
636
00:37:28,604 --> 00:37:31,357
But once I got into other time zones,
I needed a name...
637
00:37:31,524 --> 00:37:33,992
...that wasn't gonna bother anybody.
638
00:37:34,164 --> 00:37:37,634
Toby, if you have something to say,
please say it.
639
00:37:37,804 --> 00:37:40,955
Ritchie's good for all time zones.
640
00:37:41,564 --> 00:37:43,919
My family signed
the Declaration of Independence.
641
00:37:44,084 --> 00:37:45,802
Think I've got an ethnicity problem?
642
00:37:46,004 --> 00:37:49,599
- A line isn't between light and dark skin.
- Yeah?
643
00:37:50,084 --> 00:37:54,475
It's between educated
and masculine.
644
00:37:54,644 --> 00:37:58,159
Or Eastern academic elite
and plainspoken.
645
00:37:58,324 --> 00:38:01,043
- It's always been like that.
- But a funny thing happened...
646
00:38:01,204 --> 00:38:03,001
...when the White House
got demystified.
647
00:38:03,164 --> 00:38:05,234
The impression was left
anybody could do it.
648
00:38:05,444 --> 00:38:08,993
- Tell me something I don't know.
- It's one thing Ritchie came out...
649
00:38:09,164 --> 00:38:12,600
...for the Pennsylvania referendum,
but the way he articulated it... .
650
00:38:12,764 --> 00:38:16,200
His presence. The clear sign he wasn't
personally engaged with the facts...
651
00:38:16,404 --> 00:38:18,838
His staff was cringing, I promise.
And we let it go.
652
00:38:19,004 --> 00:38:22,360
- It wasn't the moment...
- You were asked the question.
653
00:38:23,844 --> 00:38:25,994
Do you have anything else?
654
00:38:31,124 --> 00:38:34,594
Sir, I don't think I need to tell you
that the level of respect...
655
00:38:34,764 --> 00:38:38,643
...with which the staff speaks of you
doesn't change depending on...
656
00:38:38,804 --> 00:38:40,795
...whether or not you're in the room.
- But?
657
00:38:40,964 --> 00:38:46,721
Well, there's always been a concern
about the two Bartlets.
658
00:38:46,884 --> 00:38:50,638
The absent-minded professor
with the"Aw, Dad" sense of humor...
659
00:38:50,804 --> 00:38:55,195
...disarming, unthreatening,
good for all time zones.
660
00:38:55,684 --> 00:38:58,118
And the Nobel Laureate...
661
00:38:58,284 --> 00:39:02,562
...still searching for salvation.
Lonely, frustrated. Lethal.
662
00:39:02,764 --> 00:39:05,881
- Gonna sing a country-western song?
- Whose father never liked him...
663
00:39:06,044 --> 00:39:08,478
...because he was too smart.
- This stopped being fun.
664
00:39:08,804 --> 00:39:10,760
- Sir?
- It was actually never fun for me.
665
00:39:10,924 --> 00:39:13,279
I was just being polite.
666
00:39:14,164 --> 00:39:16,678
Your father used to hit you,
didn't he, Mr. President?
667
00:39:17,924 --> 00:39:19,960
Excuse me?
668
00:39:20,964 --> 00:39:23,637
Your father used to hit you, sir?
669
00:39:27,604 --> 00:39:29,037
- Yeah.
- Not like a spanking?
670
00:39:29,204 --> 00:39:31,513
- He hit me. Why?
- He punched you.
671
00:39:31,724 --> 00:39:34,033
- I'm done being polite.
- Because you made him mad.
672
00:39:34,204 --> 00:39:37,514
- You didn't know why.
- Toby, it was a complicated relationship.
673
00:39:37,684 --> 00:39:40,152
- Can I help you?
- It's because you were smarter.
674
00:39:40,324 --> 00:39:41,723
It was complicated.
675
00:39:41,884 --> 00:39:43,875
He didn't like you.
That's why he hit you.
676
00:39:44,044 --> 00:39:45,841
That's why people hit each other.
677
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:48,359
- You were smarter.
- Why are we talking about this?
678
00:39:48,524 --> 00:39:51,721
So maybe if you get enough votes...
679
00:39:51,884 --> 00:39:54,398
...win one more election, you know?
680
00:39:54,564 --> 00:39:57,522
- Maybe your father...
- You have stepped way over the line!
681
00:39:57,684 --> 00:40:01,313
Any other president would have your ass
on the sidewalk right now.
682
00:40:01,484 --> 00:40:03,873
They'd have had you on the sidewalk
a long time ago.
683
00:40:04,044 --> 00:40:07,241
I don't know what goes on
in a Brooklyn shrink's office...
684
00:40:07,404 --> 00:40:10,953
...but get it the hell out of my house!
685
00:40:17,844 --> 00:40:20,438
Thank you, Mr. President.