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Don't take things out of the donate box.
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- That's all gotta go.
- But these are the shoes Anna-Kat wore
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right before the shoes
she had learned to walk in.
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They're a keepsake!
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They're a crap-sake.
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Anything we can't use is gone.
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We gotta clean out our basement
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so I can make it my Mom Cave.
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- Mom Cave?
- Yeah.
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You have your office.
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- What do I have, Greg?
- Well, you have...
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I swear to God, if you say "kitchen."
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Look at them.
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They couldn't be happier.
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How does a hideous vampire of a woman
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like Chloe Brown Mueller
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have such a delightful daughter?
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Thanks for having me over.
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Penny said she can come over
again next week!
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Come on!
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No way.
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I can't handle seeing
Chloe Brown Mueller
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more than once a month,
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even if it's for pick-up and drop-off.
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Okay, but it's nice to see
Anna-Kat making close friends.
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Of all the people
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she could be friends with,
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she had to choose the one
whose mom I hate the most.
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She is the cilantro of people.
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Why don't you go meet Doris and Angela,
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and I'll handle pick-up with Chloe?
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By the time you get back,
she'll be long gone.
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It is so nice to have
a husband who supports
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my hatred of other people.
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Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx
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Hey! My old Pick A Pet.
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- "D" is for...
- Dog!
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- ...dog.
- Nailed it.
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Taylor, did you do your
presentation for History class?
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Yep. I just have to put on
a few more finishing touches.
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Then I look forward to seeing it.
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And I look forward to you seeing it.
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- Great.
- Super great.
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You haven't even started, have you?
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No.
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Can you believe
Mom wants to get rid of this?
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Yeah. Because it's garbage.
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It looks like I picked the wrong guy
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to stroll down Memory Lane with.
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Hey, what's all your ballet
stuff doing down here?
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I'm hiding it.
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Brie's coming over later,
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and I don't want her
to know I take ballet.
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Why? You love it.
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I know, but she's gonna think it's lame.
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Dancing is part of
what makes you unique.
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Without that, you're kinda hard to take.
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- Sorry.
- No, I get that.
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You know, if Brie's worth dating,
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you should let her know
who you really are.
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I am. I'm really
someone who holds things back
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that could be extremely
embarrassing for me.
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Look, if she likes you,
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she won't have a problem with ballet.
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I don't know.
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I'm fifteen, I dance in a leotard
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to classical music about a swan.
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Swans are historically
a fierce, aggressive bird.
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You know what? I'm hiding you
in the basement, too.
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Can I have more lemonade?
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What are you doing? We're done.
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I gotta kill time.
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Chloe Brown Mueller
is coming by the house
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to pick up Penny, and I don't
want to see her stupid face.
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You should do I what I do...
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ban all playdates.
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And then start watching
"The Masked Singer."
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What does that have to do
with my problem?
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Nothing. I just want someone
to talk about it with.
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But Anna-Kat and Penny are good friends.
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I feel kinda guilty keeping them apart.
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You have to put your kids' needs first.
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Celeste and I can barely stand to be
in the same room with each other,
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- but we do it for the kids.
- No.
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My kids do not come first.
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They come fifth. It goes...
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me, the dog,
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my $14,000 toilet,
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the maid who doesn't talk... love her...
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and then the kids.
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Where is Richard on that list?
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38th. Right after
the cappuccino machine.
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Why doesn't she have
to come up with real ideas?
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I come up with real ideas.
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Okay, you don't
share custody with Chloe.
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Tell Anna-Kat that she can be
school-friends with Penny
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but not home-friends.
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That way, you can avoid Chloe
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but you don't hurt the kids.
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Win-win.
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Wow...
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that could work.
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Was that real enough for ya?
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- Mm.
- Mm.
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I was thinking about you hiding
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what you're passionate about from Brie.
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Well, I was young once, too.
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I'm trying to picture it.
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The closest I get is just you in shorts.
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I had a hobby some people
might've called lame,
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but that didn't stop me.
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I want to show you something.
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Oliver, this is Brad.
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I am so uncomfortable.
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You're uncomfortable?
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I've been in a suitcase for 20 years.
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Oh, my neck!
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Wow. Your lips didn't move.
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That's amazing.
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I should be surprised,
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but this is so on-brand for you, Dad.
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Brad and I used to be inseparable.
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Yeah, until you stole my girl.
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Brad, you know that's not fair.
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Helen pursued me.
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Yeah, but you didn't
shut it down when...
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Please stop, or I call 911.
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The point is, I didn't hide my hobby
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just because it wasn't cool.
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And that's what you should do.
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- Ballet's part of what makes you special.
- I don't know...
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I thought about dancing ballet myself,
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but then I remembered...
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...boneless legs.
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Now I know.
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Thanks for clearing
everything up for me.
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I'm never telling her.
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Okay! I'm back!
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I had to drive around
the block seven times
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because I didn't want to see
that black-hearted devil
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Chloe Brown Mue...
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Hi, Penny! You're still here.
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Yeah, my mom must be running late.
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Huh.
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You know, I just remembered,
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I have a few more errands to run.
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Penny! Get your coat
before I get poor all over me!
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No! She's here!
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Sorry about my mom.
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It's okay. I've got one, too.
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Penny, let's get out of here
before I have to see...
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Oh, too late.
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There she is.
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I can tell by the Costco jeans.
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I'll have you know,
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I got these in a twelve-pack.
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Hm.
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Penny, what are you wearing?!
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They're just smocks from the donate box.
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This entire house is one big donate box.
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I'm not bringing
Penny around here anymore.
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Fine. I won't be bringing
Anna-Kat over to your house.
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It's a huge sacrifice
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because I always send her
with an extra bag
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to steal your FIJI waters.
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Fine. Then we agree.
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- No more playdates.
- They can be school-friends
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but the home-friend thing is over.
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I look forward to never
seeing your face again.
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Not as much as I look forward
to never seeing you again.
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Anna-Kat?
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Why did you lock the door?
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We're not giving up our playdates.
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You two stay down here
until you're friends
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so we can play whenever we want.
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We'll be back in an hour.
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Anna-Kat! Anna-Kat!
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Greg! Taylor!
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If we can't come out
'til we're friends...
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...we're gonna die in here.
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Anna-Kat! Penny!
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Let us out!
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You're not gonna get a signal.
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Kids!
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Katie's sad husband!
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Help!
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It's no use. We're locked in.
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God, I feel like a kid at the zoo
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who fell into a gorilla enclosure.
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Except at least they have sunlight
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and the gorilla can't talk.
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God, I have an appointment
that I cannot miss!
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Need to go to the hospital
for more baby blood
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because you drink the blood of babies?
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- I have things to do, too.
- Right.
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I'm sure you have
nothing on your schedule
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but "wear wrinkled clothes all day."
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And look! You're all set.
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- Dad?
- Anna-Kat!
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Why are you putting things
Mom told you to throw away
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- in the attic?
- That's a good question.
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Have you seen your Mom?
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Is she close by or headed this way?
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Don't be mad, but I locked
Mom and Penny's mom
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in the basement
until they become friends.
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That is very...
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good for me.
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What do you think is on that doorknob?
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Your house smells like
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a wet dog opened
a fried chicken franchise!
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I'm not touching anything.
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Hello?
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Greg?! Let us out!
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It's us.
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It's been an hour.
Are you two friends yet?
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You know...
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we are friends now.
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You are? For real?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Yes! We are.
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W... The best of friends.
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We're hugging!
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Mm, so squishy!
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You can let us out now!
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Okay, if you're friends,
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Mom, what's Chloe's favorite animal?
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Uh...
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A horse.
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A very pretentious horse!
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That's right.
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Okay, Mom, what is
Katie's favorite color?
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Uh...
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Purple.
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I-I'm gonna say...
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stained plaid?
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You couldn't lie for one second?!
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Well, you couldn't dress
not-terribly for one day?!
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Not friends.
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See you in another hour.
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Penny, I did not have
a scheduled C-section
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and pay thousands of dollars
to a Jamaican night nurse
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to have you grow up
and treat me this way!
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Aah! I touched it!
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Ooh, what's this stuff?
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I don't know. It's not mine.
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It says "Oliver's stuff."
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Oh, yeah.
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A "Harry Potter" wand.
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- Is this yours?
- No.
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It... says "Oliver's wand."
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My "Harry Potter" phase
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overlapped with my label-making phase.
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- I used to be kind of a nerd.
- That's so cute.
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You don't think it's stupid?
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No, if it's something you liked,
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why would I think it's stupid?
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Wait right here.
I want to show you something.
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"The label maker
that shall not be named."
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Stop looking in there!
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Just finishing up, Mom!
I'll be done in a minute!
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Don't worry, it's just us.
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We want to play with you.
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I can't. I gotta finish
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my history presentation on the 1980s.
264
00:09:59,903 --> 00:10:01,371
If she finds out I didn't do it,
265
00:10:01,405 --> 00:10:02,774
I'm gonna get the Mom Speech.
266
00:10:02,806 --> 00:10:05,442
Oh, yeah. Those Mom speeches
are the worst.
267
00:10:05,475 --> 00:10:06,943
"You're so unfocused.
268
00:10:06,977 --> 00:10:08,780
You never live up to your potential."
269
00:10:08,813 --> 00:10:11,949
"Stop giving your ponies
Viking funerals in the bathtub.
270
00:10:11,982 --> 00:10:13,618
You're gonna burn the whole house down."
271
00:10:13,651 --> 00:10:15,051
Good one.
272
00:10:15,084 --> 00:10:16,921
I'm sure she's on her way
to check on me right now.
273
00:10:16,954 --> 00:10:18,455
Well, what if I were to tell you
274
00:10:18,488 --> 00:10:20,590
that Mom is unavoidably detained?
275
00:10:20,623 --> 00:10:23,127
Then I would ask you
what those last two words mean.
276
00:10:23,160 --> 00:10:24,796
We locked both our moms in the basement
277
00:10:24,829 --> 00:10:26,464
until they become friends.
278
00:10:26,497 --> 00:10:27,765
How about this...
279
00:10:27,797 --> 00:10:29,767
we'll help you do your presentation,
280
00:10:29,800 --> 00:10:31,068
you'll play with us after,
281
00:10:31,100 --> 00:10:32,869
and you won't get a Mom Speech.
282
00:10:32,902 --> 00:10:35,440
- Everybody wins.
- Cool!
283
00:10:35,473 --> 00:10:37,608
Wait, won't my teacher be able to tell
284
00:10:37,641 --> 00:10:39,977
the project was done
by a couple of fourth graders?
285
00:10:40,010 --> 00:10:42,507
Mm, my gut says she won't
know the difference.
286
00:10:45,281 --> 00:10:46,651
Well, hey.
287
00:10:46,684 --> 00:10:48,286
You want to help Brad and I
put boxes in the attic?
288
00:10:48,319 --> 00:10:50,921
I'm doing all the heavy lifting.
289
00:10:50,954 --> 00:10:52,223
I'm getting worried about you.
290
00:10:52,256 --> 00:10:53,491
I'm just having fun.
291
00:10:55,658 --> 00:10:57,728
- Where's my ballet stuff?
- Why do you ask?
292
00:10:57,761 --> 00:10:59,730
I'm not talking to him.
293
00:10:59,762 --> 00:11:01,298
You know, you might be right, Dad.
294
00:11:01,331 --> 00:11:03,133
I think Brie's cool with
whatever I'm into,
295
00:11:03,166 --> 00:11:04,734
so I thought I'd show her
my ballet gear.
296
00:11:04,767 --> 00:11:06,336
You're really good.
I'm sure she'll be impressed.
297
00:11:06,369 --> 00:11:08,104
Yeah, just like how Mom
must've been impressed
298
00:11:08,137 --> 00:11:10,975
- with you being a ventriloquist.
- Right.
299
00:11:11,007 --> 00:11:13,009
- She wasn't impressed?
- Um...
300
00:11:13,042 --> 00:11:14,611
You never told her.
301
00:11:14,645 --> 00:11:15,985
Of course not! You know your mom.
302
00:11:16,010 --> 00:11:17,415
She'd think it was stupid!
303
00:11:17,448 --> 00:11:19,150
That's what I said, and
you said I was being silly!
304
00:11:19,182 --> 00:11:21,251
Hypocrite!
You're telling me to be honest,
305
00:11:21,285 --> 00:11:23,286
and you never told Mom
about this little weirdo?
306
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,857
I'm never telling Brie.
307
00:11:33,497 --> 00:11:34,832
Ugh, what are you doing?
308
00:11:34,864 --> 00:11:36,633
It's called ice cream.
309
00:11:36,666 --> 00:11:38,502
You combine cream and sugar
310
00:11:38,536 --> 00:11:40,204
and make it cold.
311
00:11:40,237 --> 00:11:43,040
It brings you happiness...
312
00:11:43,073 --> 00:11:44,775
which is an emotion where you feel good.
313
00:11:44,807 --> 00:11:46,810
I know what ice cream is.
I love ice cream.
314
00:11:46,844 --> 00:11:48,045
I used to eat it 15 years ago
315
00:11:48,078 --> 00:11:50,180
before I went on a strict
carrot soup diet.
316
00:11:50,214 --> 00:11:51,835
Hold on.
317
00:11:52,382 --> 00:11:53,984
You only eat carrot soup?
318
00:11:54,017 --> 00:11:55,118
Once a year on my birthday,
319
00:11:55,151 --> 00:11:57,924
I treat myself to a frozen grape.
320
00:11:57,949 --> 00:12:00,690
If I'm gonna cheat, though,
it's gonna be with alcohol.
321
00:12:00,723 --> 00:12:02,653
Well, here.
322
00:12:02,678 --> 00:12:05,161
I also found this in the freezer.
323
00:12:05,195 --> 00:12:07,198
- Mmm, Mama likes.
- Yeah.
324
00:12:08,331 --> 00:12:09,966
Huh. It's still vodka.
325
00:12:09,999 --> 00:12:11,668
Hasn't been replaced with water.
326
00:12:11,701 --> 00:12:13,236
Guess Taylor hasn't
started drinking yet.
327
00:12:13,270 --> 00:12:14,805
Nerd.
328
00:12:20,176 --> 00:12:22,412
And now I'm gonna miss my appointment.
329
00:12:22,445 --> 00:12:24,648
Can't you just reschedule
the stupid thing?
330
00:12:24,681 --> 00:12:27,551
No. It took me weeks to get it.
331
00:12:27,584 --> 00:12:30,421
It's a... medical procedure.
332
00:12:30,454 --> 00:12:32,522
- Oh.
- Yeah.
333
00:12:32,555 --> 00:12:35,026
And if I don't get there today,
334
00:12:35,059 --> 00:12:36,986
I don't know what's gonna happen to me.
335
00:12:38,262 --> 00:12:40,196
I didn't realize it was so serious.
336
00:12:40,229 --> 00:12:41,331
Well, it is.
337
00:12:45,201 --> 00:12:47,103
Don't do it. Don't let her in.
338
00:12:47,137 --> 00:12:48,672
Think about something else.
339
00:12:48,705 --> 00:12:51,041
Think about baseball.
340
00:12:52,142 --> 00:12:53,444
Okay.
341
00:12:53,477 --> 00:12:55,713
- Let's get you out of here.
- What?
342
00:12:55,746 --> 00:12:57,747
Damn it. Doesn't work for Greg, either.
343
00:13:08,808 --> 00:13:11,429
Everything in this house
is crap except this door.
344
00:13:17,468 --> 00:13:18,636
Hammer.
345
00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:39,589
Katie, I'm stuck!
346
00:13:39,622 --> 00:13:40,757
I know!
347
00:13:40,791 --> 00:13:42,093
Get me out of here!
348
00:13:43,292 --> 00:13:44,728
Oh, hey, dog.
349
00:13:44,762 --> 00:13:46,464
Come over here.
350
00:13:46,497 --> 00:13:48,498
Listen, go for help.
351
00:13:48,531 --> 00:13:50,468
Go for help!
352
00:13:50,501 --> 00:13:52,803
Oh, God, you're as stupid
as your whole family.
353
00:14:01,210 --> 00:14:02,512
I got you out!
354
00:14:02,546 --> 00:14:03,814
No, you didn't!
355
00:14:03,847 --> 00:14:05,249
We're still in here!
356
00:14:05,281 --> 00:14:06,517
I'm sorry, Chloe.
357
00:14:06,550 --> 00:14:09,620
You know, we are gonna
get you another appointment.
358
00:14:09,652 --> 00:14:11,022
He's a specialist.
359
00:14:11,055 --> 00:14:13,190
Do you know how hard it is to see him?
360
00:14:13,223 --> 00:14:15,760
- It's too late.
- Don't give up.
361
00:14:15,792 --> 00:14:17,661
Don't ever give up.
362
00:14:17,695 --> 00:14:19,763
You are gonna beat this.
363
00:14:19,796 --> 00:14:21,264
What am I supposed to do?
364
00:14:21,297 --> 00:14:23,400
I need to see Dr. Henry today!
365
00:14:24,535 --> 00:14:25,870
Wait.
366
00:14:25,902 --> 00:14:27,805
Dr. Henry?
367
00:14:27,838 --> 00:14:30,174
- The Westport Botox guy?
- Yeah.
368
00:14:30,206 --> 00:14:32,676
That is your important
medical procedure?
369
00:14:32,709 --> 00:14:34,978
- Botox?!
- Yeah!
370
00:14:35,012 --> 00:14:37,515
You made me feel sorry for you.
371
00:14:37,547 --> 00:14:39,015
For you!
372
00:14:39,049 --> 00:14:41,151
I touched your shoulder.
373
00:14:41,185 --> 00:14:44,287
I thought you had a legitimate
medical condition, Chloe.
374
00:14:44,320 --> 00:14:47,157
I do! Age is a condition!
375
00:14:47,190 --> 00:14:48,492
It kills people.
376
00:14:48,525 --> 00:14:50,461
You are the epitome
377
00:14:50,493 --> 00:14:52,696
of what is wrong with women
in this town.
378
00:14:52,729 --> 00:14:55,699
You spend all your time
and money on shallow garbage.
379
00:14:55,733 --> 00:14:57,068
I don't have to sit here and take this.
380
00:15:09,798 --> 00:15:12,183
This isn't an ordinary
appointment for Botox,
381
00:15:12,215 --> 00:15:13,923
- just so you know.
- Why?
382
00:15:13,948 --> 00:15:15,986
Because it has to be
performed by an exorcist?
383
00:15:16,018 --> 00:15:16,887
No.
384
00:15:16,920 --> 00:15:18,923
- Stan's getting married.
- Who?
385
00:15:18,955 --> 00:15:21,157
Stan. My ex-husband.
386
00:15:21,190 --> 00:15:23,060
To a 30-year-old.
387
00:15:23,093 --> 00:15:24,594
And I have to go to the wedding.
388
00:15:24,627 --> 00:15:26,363
Why on Earth would you go?
389
00:15:26,396 --> 00:15:28,232
For Penny's sake.
390
00:15:28,265 --> 00:15:30,768
And to prove that
I'm the totally cool ex-wife
391
00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:31,901
who's fine with it.
392
00:15:31,935 --> 00:15:33,369
And who looks fantastic.
393
00:15:33,402 --> 00:15:35,906
- Chloe...
- So I've been starving myself.
394
00:15:35,939 --> 00:15:38,409
I haven't had a sweet for years.
395
00:15:38,441 --> 00:15:39,743
And what good has it done me?
396
00:15:39,776 --> 00:15:42,345
I can't even squeeze
through a basement window!
397
00:15:42,378 --> 00:15:44,882
I mean, how can I compete
with a 30-year-old?!
398
00:15:44,915 --> 00:15:47,364
This is just all so humiliating!
399
00:15:48,417 --> 00:15:50,172
I have felt bad for you
twice in one day.
400
00:15:50,197 --> 00:15:53,631
It is exhausting. Come on.
401
00:15:55,224 --> 00:15:56,926
Is this a typical snack
they serve in Ravenclaw?
402
00:15:56,959 --> 00:15:58,929
First of all, how dare you.
403
00:15:58,962 --> 00:16:00,464
I was House Gryffindor.
404
00:16:00,497 --> 00:16:01,732
And second, this...
405
00:16:01,765 --> 00:16:03,234
Oliver, can you come into my office
406
00:16:03,267 --> 00:16:04,568
for a second?
407
00:16:04,600 --> 00:16:06,570
- I'm good!
- Okay!
408
00:16:06,603 --> 00:16:09,372
We'll just come out there to you!
409
00:16:09,406 --> 00:16:11,513
No, I'm on my way! I'm on my way!
410
00:16:13,243 --> 00:16:14,310
What do you want?
411
00:16:14,344 --> 00:16:15,746
I thought about it, and you're right.
412
00:16:15,778 --> 00:16:17,280
I am a hypocrite.
413
00:16:17,314 --> 00:16:18,983
I was telling you to do
something I couldn't do myself.
414
00:16:19,016 --> 00:16:20,918
So you know what? I'm gonna do it.
415
00:16:20,950 --> 00:16:23,007
I'm gonna tell your mom
about me and Brad
416
00:16:23,032 --> 00:16:24,053
to prove to you
it's the right thing to do.
417
00:16:24,087 --> 00:16:25,890
Stop! I can't let Brie know
418
00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:28,458
my dad's best friend
is a ventriloquist dummy.
419
00:16:28,492 --> 00:16:29,935
Also, don't mention you're a teacher.
420
00:16:37,499 --> 00:16:40,804
We are not going to call it quits yet.
421
00:16:40,838 --> 00:16:43,240
We are not gonna let that window
422
00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:44,774
or that door
423
00:16:44,807 --> 00:16:46,743
or this doorknob stop us.
424
00:16:46,776 --> 00:16:47,978
Your ex-husband dumping you
425
00:16:48,011 --> 00:16:50,447
to marry a younger woman is terrible...
426
00:16:50,479 --> 00:16:52,115
even more terrible than you are.
427
00:16:52,148 --> 00:16:53,983
That's why I'm going to help you
get out of here
428
00:16:54,017 --> 00:16:55,419
so you can get a faceful of poison
429
00:16:55,451 --> 00:16:58,755
and show Stan that you may not
be a 30-year-old,
430
00:16:58,789 --> 00:17:01,659
but by God, you're gonna have
the forehead of a 30-year-old.
431
00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:04,093
Yes!
432
00:17:04,127 --> 00:17:05,361
You and me,
433
00:17:05,395 --> 00:17:07,932
we are going to run at that door
at the same time.
434
00:17:07,964 --> 00:17:11,135
We are gonna "Thelma & Louise"
that door down.
435
00:17:12,802 --> 00:17:16,640
One... two... thr...
436
00:17:18,742 --> 00:17:20,711
Hooray!
437
00:17:20,743 --> 00:17:22,847
We did it!
438
00:17:26,849 --> 00:17:29,853
Katie, I have someone
to introduce you to.
439
00:17:29,887 --> 00:17:31,822
Nice to finally meet you, Katie.
440
00:17:33,557 --> 00:17:35,659
What are you doing?
441
00:17:35,692 --> 00:17:36,827
Why aren't you moving your mouth?
442
00:17:36,859 --> 00:17:38,494
My name is Greg Otto,
443
00:17:38,528 --> 00:17:40,998
and I am a ventriloquist.
444
00:17:41,031 --> 00:17:42,867
Good thing you didn't show me
that when we were dating...
445
00:17:42,899 --> 00:17:44,868
...because I would have never married you.
446
00:17:44,902 --> 00:17:47,071
But I'm stuck now
447
00:17:47,104 --> 00:17:49,006
because we have kids.
448
00:17:49,039 --> 00:17:50,240
Gotta go.
449
00:17:52,943 --> 00:17:53,845
Sad.
450
00:17:56,579 --> 00:17:58,214
That was rough.
451
00:17:58,248 --> 00:18:00,050
Yeah...
452
00:18:00,082 --> 00:18:02,252
Oliver,
453
00:18:02,285 --> 00:18:04,487
I'd hold off telling Brie
about your ballet.
454
00:18:04,521 --> 00:18:06,522
At the very least,
wait until you're married
455
00:18:06,556 --> 00:18:07,925
and have three kids
before you even think
456
00:18:07,957 --> 00:18:10,194
- about revisiting this.
- So, hide who I am?
457
00:18:10,226 --> 00:18:11,861
With everything you've got.
458
00:18:11,895 --> 00:18:13,263
Thanks for the lesson, Dad.
459
00:18:19,970 --> 00:18:22,239
I'll call you an Uber and watch Penny.
460
00:18:24,241 --> 00:18:25,442
Wait.
461
00:18:25,474 --> 00:18:27,011
No Uber. Come on!
462
00:18:27,043 --> 00:18:28,078
W-What do you mean?
463
00:18:28,110 --> 00:18:30,246
I-I can still make my appointment!
464
00:18:37,119 --> 00:18:38,522
Forget the appointment.
465
00:18:38,554 --> 00:18:40,056
You need to make yourself happy.
466
00:18:40,089 --> 00:18:41,858
So instead of Botox,
467
00:18:41,891 --> 00:18:44,093
have what you really need to feel good.
468
00:18:44,127 --> 00:18:45,162
An ice cream cone.
469
00:18:46,396 --> 00:18:47,731
I'm feeling tempted.
470
00:18:47,763 --> 00:18:49,399
I gotta call my sponsor.
471
00:18:50,934 --> 00:18:53,070
Maria, I'm feeling kind of snacky.
472
00:18:54,349 --> 00:18:56,685
- No.
- Stop wasting your happiness
473
00:18:56,724 --> 00:18:59,097
caring what other people think.
474
00:19:04,147 --> 00:19:05,983
Mm-hmm.
475
00:19:06,015 --> 00:19:07,450
Mmm.
476
00:19:07,483 --> 00:19:09,720
Thank you so much, Katie.
477
00:19:09,752 --> 00:19:12,289
Um, this flavor is really interesting.
478
00:19:12,321 --> 00:19:14,324
It tastes like...
479
00:19:14,358 --> 00:19:15,492
not carrot.
480
00:19:15,524 --> 00:19:18,329
Oh. Mmm.
481
00:19:18,361 --> 00:19:21,431
It's the best thing in the world.
482
00:19:22,866 --> 00:19:24,035
And I'm done.
483
00:19:25,635 --> 00:19:27,338
If you weren't here, I'd totally
five-second-rule that.
484
00:19:27,370 --> 00:19:28,604
No.
485
00:19:28,637 --> 00:19:30,374
Anna-Kat! Penny!
486
00:19:33,976 --> 00:19:36,346
- Ice cream!
- Ice cream!
487
00:19:38,281 --> 00:19:39,817
That's for locking us in the basement.
488
00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:40,917
You're grounded for a week.
489
00:19:40,951 --> 00:19:42,853
And so are you. But after that,
490
00:19:42,886 --> 00:19:45,455
you can be school-friends
and home-friends
491
00:19:45,489 --> 00:19:46,690
whenever you want.
492
00:19:46,723 --> 00:19:47,858
So are you two friends now?
493
00:19:47,890 --> 00:19:49,659
- Ugh, no way!
- Oh, hell no! Ugh.
494
00:19:49,693 --> 00:19:51,229
Maybe at-home friends?
495
00:19:52,862 --> 00:19:55,131
Truce until these things go to college.
496
00:19:55,165 --> 00:19:56,633
Sure.
497
00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:01,371
But then afterwards, I'm gonna
run you over with my car.
498
00:20:01,405 --> 00:20:02,638
You're gonna have
a tough time doing that
499
00:20:02,672 --> 00:20:04,274
because I'm going to kill you
in your sleep.
500
00:20:04,307 --> 00:20:05,209
All right.
501
00:20:11,147 --> 00:20:12,515
You guys did a good job.
502
00:20:12,549 --> 00:20:15,386
Taylor, I found your assignment
sheet under your bed.
503
00:20:15,418 --> 00:20:16,520
So?
504
00:20:16,552 --> 00:20:18,856
This isn't a project on the 1980s.
505
00:20:18,888 --> 00:20:21,190
It's a project on "1984."
506
00:20:21,223 --> 00:20:23,694
Fine, I'll just delete the stuff
from 1985 or whatever.
507
00:20:23,726 --> 00:20:26,062
Not the year 1984, the book!
508
00:20:26,096 --> 00:20:28,062
George Orwell's "1984."
509
00:20:29,366 --> 00:20:31,835
And it's not for History...
it's for English.
510
00:20:31,868 --> 00:20:33,837
What am I gonna do?
I have to hand this in tomorrow!
511
00:20:33,869 --> 00:20:35,039
It's not due tomorrow.
512
00:20:35,071 --> 00:20:36,372
It's due next month.
513
00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:39,067
Well, at least my lack of detail
got me an extra month.
514
00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:41,978
I don't believe this.
515
00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:45,381
I helped you do this entire
project for nothing.
516
00:20:45,415 --> 00:20:47,684
Maybe Mom's right
to give you these speeches.
517
00:20:47,716 --> 00:20:49,585
And since she's not here right now,
518
00:20:49,618 --> 00:20:50,820
I'm gonna give you one.
519
00:20:50,854 --> 00:20:52,089
I'm not gonna stand here and...
520
00:20:52,121 --> 00:20:53,656
Sit down!
521
00:20:53,689 --> 00:20:55,925
This is a wake-up call.
522
00:20:55,958 --> 00:20:57,693
You've got to get organized, Taylor,
523
00:20:57,726 --> 00:20:59,228
and not just about this...
524
00:20:59,262 --> 00:21:02,166
about every detail in your life.
525
00:21:02,198 --> 00:21:04,200
You've got so much potential.
526
00:21:04,233 --> 00:21:08,204
And if you just apply it,
you could surprise everyone.
527
00:21:08,237 --> 00:21:10,406
Most of all yourself.
528
00:21:10,439 --> 00:21:12,675
I'm sorry. I'll try harder.
529
00:21:12,708 --> 00:21:14,043
I want to make you proud.
530
00:21:14,077 --> 00:21:15,579
That's my girl.
531
00:21:16,157 --> 00:21:21,157
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