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Shadi.
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Shadi. I wanna go see Jiddo.
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You said we're gonna go see
Grandpa in the village.
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You're too good to face.
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The fuck happened to the iPads, man?
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Misho said you screwed
the whole damn thing up.
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- I know, man, I know.
- Yo, man. Don't sweat it.
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I told this guy it's too much
responsibility to give you.
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As long as you're safe. Are you safe?
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You look like shit.
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I got you some water and aspirin.
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You're really gonna want to take this.
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Hey, whoever's there, can you
give him a little smack?
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Who's that?
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Been there a day, already got
yourself a little situation.
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This is my... my cousin, Amani.
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My uncle's daughter. I'm
at my uncle's house.
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Yeah, cousin!
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We love your family. I
know the American side.
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Hamdallah, really good family.
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- Good people.
- Um, thank you.
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Really nice to meet you, but I gotta go.
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Um, the driver's gonna
take you to see Jiddo
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'cause Shadi's obviously
not in any state.
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I'm sorry, I'd come with you,
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but I have to be at the gallery all day.
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- No. Thank you for setting it up.
- Oh. It's okay.
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- Bye.
- Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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Damn. Bro, that's your cousin? Fuck!
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A hot Egyptian,
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speaks bangin' English.
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Lock it up!
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What part of "she's my
cousin" don't you get?
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What do you mean? It's
perfect. It's all family.
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That's it. No in-laws.
Everyone's just "in."
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I... I'm... I'm not having
this conversation, okay?
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- It's disgusting.
- Propaganda.
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- Man, look.
- Here, just take the damn thing.
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Dude, that birth defect
stuff is bullshit, man.
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It only goes up from, like, 1.4%
to 2.8% for something to be off.
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It's only a real problem
when the kids of the cousins
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start hookin' up with the cousins.
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So if you don't have any cousins
above you, you're fine, bro.
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Maybe you should look into seeing
if your grandparents are cousins.
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Find out if your
grandparents are cousins.
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Hey, hey, hey, hey, why-you,
why-you, why-you, why?
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Ah!
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Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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Hey... Hey...
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You're looking a little sweaty.
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What?
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You wanna take a shower?
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I... I could really use a shower.
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We can take a shower together.
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Who cares if I'm your cousin?
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Fuck.
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I-I gotta shower by myself.
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Ramy?
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Habibi, habibi, habibi.
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Habibi, Farouk.
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Jiddo.
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Jiddo. Jiddo.
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Jiddo. Help!
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Help!
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Did you just pretend to kill
yourself at Grandpa's funeral?
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God, it's so much, dude.
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It's so depressing.
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He wouldn't have wanted any of this.
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Like, who are these people?
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How are you holding up?
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Um... I... I don't know.
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I mean, it was really crazy
to walk in on him like that.
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Yeah. No, I... I get that.
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Do you wanna hang out later?
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Uh...
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you wanna hang out with me?
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Yeah, dude, we're cousins
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and we haven't spent any time together.
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And I don't want to
hang out in the house.
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I could change and we
could go somewhere.
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, cool.
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- Cool.
- All right.
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What are you talking about?
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It's not... It's not that weird.
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How do you know what mummies smell like?
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Because I studied
archeology. You know this.
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We used to go on digs and go to museums,
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and we used to pack
them with these spices.
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- Just trust me, they smell good.
- Really?
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So you smell 'em, like,
every weekend, or what?
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I want to, but, um...
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yeah, to take it seriously, you
kind of have to study abroad,
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and I met someone here, and
then the revolution happened,
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so I didn't really feel
like I could leave, so...
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I mean, I could have left,
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but I felt a responsibility to stay.
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I'm kind of working in
my friend's gallery
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until I figure it out.
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Tha... that's really cool, though.
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You still, uh, seein' anyone?
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No. It's, uh, tricky to date here...
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especially if you've been divorced.
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You were married?
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Yeah. To that guy.
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For, like, a month.
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Grandpa hated him.
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Probably should have listened to him.
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Yeah, guys here either
want to marry a virgin
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or have sex on the first date.
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- Wow.
- Yeah.
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- Just nothing in between.
- Nope, not here.
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How 'bout you?
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You know, I'm kinda
trying to figure it out.
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- Yeah?
- Like, everything in general,
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but also, you know...
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who I want to be with, I guess.
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I, uh...
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I've dated women who think it's
crazy that I believe in God.
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Like God God, not... yoga.
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You know, like...
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- Mm-hm.
- Like, and I try to tell them,
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I'm like, "Child's pose and
prayer, are the same position,
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like, we're so close,
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we're almost doing the same thing."
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Yeah, I've dated Muslim women, and...
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I feel like the problem's really that
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I just don't know what
kind of Muslim I am.
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Like, there's Friday prayers,
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and then there's Friday night,
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and... and... and I'm, like, at both,
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you know, like, I wanna pray,
I wanna go to the party,
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and I'm breaking some rules,
I'm following others,
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and I thought coming here
would give me some clarity
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and... and help me figure it out,
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just being in this
country, seeing Grandpa...
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But I don't know, obviously
that hasn't really... worked.
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There's somewhere I wanna take you.
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It's really close.
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You'll get it when we get there,
just... don't freak out.
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Okay.
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Yeah, let's go.
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Sit here.
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- Wow.
- Oh, yeah.
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This is a lot less touristy.
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- That is for you.
- This is insane.
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You're definitely liking this.
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Oh, my God.
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That's a full-on dervish.
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- Wow.
- I know.
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- Okay, come with me, gotta get on.
- Both of us?
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- Yes. No, get on.
- On this?
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- Get on.
- Okay, okay.
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All right, get your feet up.
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- You good?
- Yeah.
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You're not gonna die.
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- Probably.
- Okay.
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I can't stop thinking about that prayer.
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Some people think I'm insane
for going there, but...
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I tend to overthink things, and it...
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That place is...
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where I learned to just give in.
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I... I felt that.
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And... and it made me think, you know...
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maybe that's why I came here.
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To...
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To give in.
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Um, Ramy...
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I think we're...
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both just feeling a lot of things...
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because Grandpa just died.
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Yeah, yeah. I... Yeah. Sorry.
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I was just trying to,
like, give in, but I...
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Yeah, we're cousins, so...
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- We're cousins.
- Yeah.
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But, so what?
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I know. I know it's
weird, but you get me.
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And... And we have so much in common...
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Because we're related.
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Okay, look, if you're... if
you're not feeling it, it's okay.
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Look, I haven't...
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had this in a really long time.
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But...
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Well, then, if you
feel it and I feel it,
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then why should we judge that feeling?
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We're cousins.
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Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
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We're cousins.
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We're... cousins.
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