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[KNOCKING]
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[DOOR CREAKS OPEN]
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Hi! Jen Harding. Real estate agent.
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I just sold a house in the area for
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two million, all cash. Blah, blah, blah!
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Anyway, I just wanted you to know
how valuable your property is.
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I mean, especially
with this curb appeal.
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[MAN] Oh. Well, I'm not looking to sell.
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Oh. Well, you might change your mind
if I do an appraisal,
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which should only take a few minutes.
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I mean, unless you're busy
or you just hate money.
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Well...
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[JUDY] Is this ethical?
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Harassing people
because they're on a list?
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It's not unethical.
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We're not hurting anybody,
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just tracking down people
who own vintage Mustangs.
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Right. But, like, historically,
lists have been bad for people, right?
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- Like the blacklist.
- This list is only bad for
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- the person who killed Jen's husband.
- [LAUGHS] Right. Yeah.
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And there have been some
good lists, historically.
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- Schindler's list. Great list.
- Yeah.
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It was really... That
was a beautiful list.
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[NICK] Uh-huh.
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But is it legal, what we're doing?
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My buddy Dennis at the NCIC can share
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information with government agencies.
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Now, would Laguna PD consider me
a government agency? Hell, no.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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- Come on. This is fun, right?
- Well, it is so fun.
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I haven't felt this good in months.
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Honestly.
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Being here with you, working a case.
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It's bringing me back to life.
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So, thank you.
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You're welcome.
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So, it's about 1,500 square feet?
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No idea.
I inherited the house from my aunt.
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- She's in a home now, so...
- Great. Can I see the garage?
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Oh! Is this a '66 Mustang?
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Yeah, but, um... the car
doesn't like, come with the house.
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You ever hit anybody with this thing?
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- [DOOR SLAMS]
- [TIRES SCREECH]
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[ENGINE REVS]
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[JEN] Oh!
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Okay.
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Cross that one off the list.
He was on a Star Trek cruise that week.
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I saw so many pictures I wish I hadn't.
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All right. Six down. 242 to go.
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My God. I can't believe
the fucker who did
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this is one of these names on this list.
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God, it's gonna feel so good
to look him in the eye
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and tell him
what a spineless monster he is
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and then beat the shit out of him.
All right. Who's next?
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Okay. Beachside Antiques.
Deerfield Road.
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Business? Weird.
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Yeah. Could be a company
car, or rentals.
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Bunch of businesses on here.
Move Ur Car Ur Way, Pelican Vintage.
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- TKG Arts.
- Who the fuck is TKG Arts?
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- [SHAKILY] Can I see that?
- Yeah. You all right?
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Yeah, it's just, like,
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- stuffy in here. Right?
- Oh.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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Okay. These businesses are all downtown.
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So why don't you guys drop me off
and then I'll check these out?
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- [JEN] Hmm.
- Safer if we stick together.
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[JEN] Yeah, right? All right.
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I need a name, Judy. Mama's on a roll.
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- Okay.
- Yup.
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Heather Dornan.
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Uh... She lives in Costa Mesa.
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Seven-two-eight Bristol Street.
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A woman. Wow.
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That surprise you?
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I just never pictured
a woman driving the car.
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What kind of feminist am I?
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[LAUGHS] Oh, women can be murderers too.
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I know. I saw that
Charlize Theron movie.
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Which one?
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- Uh-huh!
- [JEN AND NICK LAUGH]
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[SAT-NAV] The route is being calculated.
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Wait, you know what?
I need a bottle of water.
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- [JEN] Oh. Sure.
- Can you pop the trunk?
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Okay.
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- All right?
- [BEEP]
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God, there's just
so many names on this list.
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I wish that we could narrow it down
somehow and find this guy.
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- Or gal.
- Oh, right.
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- Mm-hm.
- God, I'm such a dick.
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- Yup.
- [LAUGHTER]
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[THUMP]
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What was that?
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Jude?
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Judy?
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Oh, come on. I'm fine.
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I faint all the time.
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No, you don't.
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Yeah. You haven't known
me for that long.
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I did it a bunch in high school
and then once at Lilith Fair.
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Remember Lilith Fair?
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No, I was way too high.
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- Of course you were.
- [LAUGHS]
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- It was fun.
- Okay.
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Nobody get too excited,
but Dennis just called.
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He crosschecked our list against DUls.
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- And?
- Something interesting.
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Andrew Peters. Two DUls.
Lives four blocks from the scene.
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Andrew Peters.
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- That's the fucking guy.
- See? That's too excited.
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No, no! We should go
check it out, right?
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Yeah.
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- Yes, we should. Let's go.
- Okay. Let's go.
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- [JUDY GROANS]
- But, oh, sit back.
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I'm sorry. I feel so woozy.
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Let's chill for a minute.
We can't jump to conclusions here, okay?
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I'm not jumping to anything.
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I'm just saying it's a '66
Mustang with two DUls
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and lives four blocks from where Ted
was hit. That's the fucking guy.
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It's pretty compelling.
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- I like him for it.
- I like him too.
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We should call Detective Perez,
we should loop her in.
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Oh, no. I'm not calling her.
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She's gonna slow us down
with her "process."
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Hey, I get it, okay?
But we can't run away with this thing.
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Nobody here has a badge, currently.
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Yeah, maybe he's right.
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Maybe we should just,
you know, slow it down.
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Okay. Yeah, maybe you're right.
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- You got to trust me.
- I trust you.
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Oh, gosh. You guys, you know what?
I'm late to pick up Charlie.
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- Uh... Will you keep an eye on her?
- Yeah.
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I'd love to.
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A little hot tea,
a little chicken soup from a can.
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Don't tell my mama.
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Oh...
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- Ugh! Soup smells so bad.
- Yup.
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- Sorry.
- Oh, it's okay.
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Nausea, fainting, sweats.
You thrown up at all?
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- Yes.
- Oh.
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You know, I'm not a doctor, but
I'd say it's either the flu...
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or you're pregnant.
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Since you and I have
been taking it slow,
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which is adorable but getting harder
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every day, I'd say you have the flu.
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- [HEARTBEAT]
- Unless you got a side piece.
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[ECSTATIC MOANING]
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[WHISPERING] Oh, shit.
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- Thank you.
- Yeah.
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[SIGHS HEAVILY]
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You're too good to me.
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No. It's nothing.
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You know that feeling you get
when a thing is new,
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and the person you're into gets sick,
or there's an emergency,
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it makes you realize, wow,
how much you care about them?
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Even though it hasn't been that long?
Do I sound like an idiot?
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No.
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You're such a great guy.
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Oh, shit.
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"You're such a great guy"?
Were you about to say, "But?"
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No.
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Yeah, yeah, yes, yes.
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Yes, I am.
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Honestly, before I met you,
I was engaged to someone.
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Okay.
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And he has suddenly
come back into the picture.
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And I don't wanna have
feelings for him, but I do.
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And I don't think that it's fair to you.
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[NICK INHALES]
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Okay.
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I'm so sorry. I... [SIGHS]
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Steve and I are just
hot and cold, you know?
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Sometimes, I hate him and then
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the next minute,
it's the most passionate...
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- Yeah, I don't need the play-by-play.
- Right.
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I'm sorry.
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Should I...
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- You okay?
- I'm gonna go.
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Yeah, sure. You don't have to stay
and take care of me.
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- Yeah. It's a little awkward right now.
- Yeah, I guess.
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Thank you, though. For everything.
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I did not see this coming. [LAUGHS]
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Some detective, huh?
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Shit.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Hi. Jen Harding.
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Uh, I was just driving back from another
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listing and I had to stop because, wow!
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What a house! I mean...
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is there any possibility
you're interested in selling?
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Because prices are just insane
in this area right now.
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Really? All right. I'm interested.
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Andrew.
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Peters.
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Pleasure.
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- Please. Come on in.
- Thanks.
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[JEN] Wow. It's beautiful.
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I love the minimalism.
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So... sleek.
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Thanks.
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The ex-wife hated it.
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Oh. Well, then I hate her.
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[BOTH LAUGHING]
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- All right.
- All right.
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Can I get you a drink?
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Um... No. No, I shouldn't.
I'm on the clock.
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- Mind if I hit it?
- Sure.
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I made that myself.
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It's mahogany.
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Hmm. That's a quality wood.
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Got a whole workroom
set up in my garage.
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Never met a time-sucking hobby
I couldn't get behind.
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Well, I'd love to see more of your work.
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Oh, yeah. I don't know.
The garage is kind of a mess.
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- I can handle a little dust.
- I'd rather not.
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You know...
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screw it. I...
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I will have that drink.
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Oh!
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All right. It's a party.
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- Touch of the brown stuff?
- Mm-hm.
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Here we are.
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That'll warm you up.
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Thanks.
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- Is it this way?
- Yeah. Right through that door.
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[JEN] Hmm.
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This... wood is really...
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Circles, uh... really honor the wood.
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You are too kind.
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Is this a '66 Mustang?
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Yes, it is. Good for you.
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You a car buff?
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- Uh, yeah. Yeah, sure.
- Mmm.
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- You mind if...
- Oh, God. Yeah.
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Et voilà!
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Another one of my projects.
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- Wanna check it out?
- Hmm?
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- Go on. Jump in.
- Oh.
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- All new interior. Just restored it.
- Okay.
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Should have seen it three months ago.
It was a wreck.
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Fingers and toes.
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Why are the tires off?
Did something happen?
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[CHUCKLES] Nothing happened.
That's the problem.
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It's taken me fucking forever
to put this thing together.
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- [ANDREW SIGHS]
- So you've... you've never driven it?
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Not yet.
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You would not believe how vicious
these car collectors are on eBay.
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Fucking jackals. Anyway, check this out.
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[SOFT ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]
250
00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:03,013
May not have an engine yet
but my stereo is hot.
251
00:12:03,264 --> 00:12:05,891
You know, I should probably get going.
It's late.
252
00:12:06,142 --> 00:12:07,685
- Whoa!
- Uh...
253
00:12:07,859 --> 00:12:09,485
- Hey.
- Can you let me out?
254
00:12:09,562 --> 00:12:11,739
- Easy. Be gentle with it.
- I'm getting claustrophobic.
255
00:12:11,772 --> 00:12:14,191
- Please just...
- Let me help you out a little there.
256
00:12:14,275 --> 00:12:15,276
Okay.
257
00:12:15,359 --> 00:12:17,778
- God, you smell so good.
- No. That's not what this is.
258
00:12:17,862 --> 00:12:20,156
- Get off of me.
- No. Relax, it's fine.
259
00:12:20,239 --> 00:12:21,907
Get the fuck off me!
260
00:12:22,366 --> 00:12:23,492
[YELLS WITH PAIN]
261
00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:27,288
Bitch! What the fuck is wrong with you?
262
00:12:27,455 --> 00:12:29,206
No means motherfucking no.
263
00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,875
Get the fuck out of my house!
264
00:12:31,709 --> 00:12:35,379
[YELPS] Fucking blood everywhere.
You bitch!
265
00:12:35,880 --> 00:12:36,880
[ELEVATOR BELL PINGS]
266
00:12:42,970 --> 00:12:43,970
Hey, girl.
267
00:12:44,138 --> 00:12:45,598
Oh, Judy. Hey, girl.
268
00:12:45,681 --> 00:12:47,016
Girl, he's on a call.
269
00:12:47,106 --> 00:12:48,986
Some people think it's for pussies,
but I don't.
270
00:12:50,019 --> 00:12:52,021
No. I said I don't think
it's for pussies.
271
00:12:52,855 --> 00:12:54,273
Yeah, I got to go too. Bye.
272
00:12:55,483 --> 00:12:56,484
- Hi.
- Hey.
273
00:12:56,567 --> 00:12:58,834
Uh... What's going on?
Things are chaotic right now.
274
00:12:58,868 --> 00:13:00,103
I don't have time to...
275
00:13:00,166 --> 00:13:02,009
I have to talk to you
about a couple of things.
276
00:13:02,043 --> 00:13:04,417
Juds, honestly, I got a meeting in five
minutes. If this can wait...
277
00:13:04,450 --> 00:13:05,701
- It can't.
- Okay.
278
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:08,052
I broke up with the guy that I'm seeing.
279
00:13:08,579 --> 00:13:10,372
- Okay.
- Because he's not you.
280
00:13:11,874 --> 00:13:12,874
It's a high bar.
281
00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:15,419
And because...
282
00:13:16,921 --> 00:13:18,589
I think I might be pregnant.
283
00:13:20,216 --> 00:13:22,009
- Fuck! Seriously?
- Yeah.
284
00:13:22,885 --> 00:13:25,137
- How do you know it's mine?
- I never slept with him!
285
00:13:25,221 --> 00:13:26,305
That's weird.
286
00:13:27,223 --> 00:13:28,223
It's yours.
287
00:13:28,439 --> 00:13:31,567
- Judy, now? This is happening now?
- Yes, I know.
288
00:13:31,644 --> 00:13:33,136
But after everything we've been through,
289
00:13:33,169 --> 00:13:34,992
maybe we're finally getting
what we wanted.
290
00:13:35,981 --> 00:13:37,107
We get to have our family.
291
00:13:37,983 --> 00:13:41,987
I know it's scary, but sometimes
things happen in weird ways, right?
292
00:13:42,071 --> 00:13:43,071
[STEVE] Hmm.
293
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:45,198
Judy...
294
00:13:46,249 --> 00:13:47,880
this is not divine intervention, okay?
295
00:13:47,914 --> 00:13:49,295
This is the definition of insanity,
296
00:13:49,328 --> 00:13:52,089
doing the same thing over and over again
hoping for a different result.
297
00:13:52,122 --> 00:13:53,874
- We know the result.
- No, we don't.
298
00:13:54,041 --> 00:13:56,248
- We don't know the result.
- We lived the result five times.
299
00:13:56,281 --> 00:13:57,470
Well maybe our luck has changed.
300
00:13:57,503 --> 00:13:59,383
Would you stop fucking
bright-siding everything?
301
00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:00,631
- Don't yell at me.
- Sorry.
302
00:14:00,714 --> 00:14:01,714
It's okay.
303
00:14:02,174 --> 00:14:03,174
[SIGHS]
304
00:14:05,177 --> 00:14:07,930
Look, I can't put myself
through this again.
305
00:14:08,521 --> 00:14:09,939
I just can't. I'm sorry.
306
00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,018
You can call me in nine months if it...
You know?
307
00:14:13,102 --> 00:14:15,271
Or maybe just put yourself
out of your misery now.
308
00:14:18,232 --> 00:14:19,942
Put myself out of my misery?
309
00:14:21,068 --> 00:14:22,111
[DOOR OPENS]
310
00:14:22,579 --> 00:14:23,738
- [HEIDI] Hey, babe.
- Hey, babe.
311
00:14:23,771 --> 00:14:27,491
I got the sush.
Oh, my bad. I didn't mean to interrupt.
312
00:14:27,582 --> 00:14:29,361
Hey babe.. I'm just finishing
up with a client.
313
00:14:29,394 --> 00:14:30,422
Oh.
314
00:14:30,995 --> 00:14:32,663
Sorry. I was in the bathroom.
315
00:14:32,997 --> 00:14:34,290
- Hey, girl.
- Hey, girl.
316
00:14:34,665 --> 00:14:35,693
Girl.
317
00:14:35,727 --> 00:14:37,760
Uh Kaley, would you taking Heidi
to the break room?
318
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,353
- I'm just gonna be a sec. Okay.
- Sure.
319
00:14:47,052 --> 00:14:48,554
What? You were seeing someone.
320
00:14:53,017 --> 00:14:54,017
What?
321
00:14:55,568 --> 00:14:57,488
Wait, what was the other thing
you wanted to say?
322
00:14:58,898 --> 00:14:59,898
What?
323
00:15:00,482 --> 00:15:01,775
You said a couple of things.
324
00:15:02,693 --> 00:15:03,693
What else?
325
00:15:06,739 --> 00:15:08,782
[HEARTBEAT]
326
00:15:16,290 --> 00:15:17,290
Nothing.
327
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:37,770
[HEAVY METAL MUSIC BLARING]
328
00:15:49,073 --> 00:15:51,075
- [MUSIC STOPS]
- [CELL PHONE RINGS]
329
00:16:02,878 --> 00:16:03,878
Okay, okay.
330
00:16:07,132 --> 00:16:08,132
Hey.
331
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:12,396
You just went straight to Steve?
You didn't even take a test yet?
332
00:16:12,429 --> 00:16:13,764
I did. I didn't have one.
333
00:16:14,431 --> 00:16:16,475
But I just know because
my boobs are so tender.
334
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:18,644
All right. Stop staring at it, okay?
335
00:16:19,895 --> 00:16:22,272
A watched pee stick
never turns positive.
336
00:16:25,859 --> 00:16:28,237
Do you want it to be positive
or do you not?
337
00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:30,238
I do.
338
00:16:30,338 --> 00:16:32,716
- You do? Okay.
- Oh, God, I do want it to be positive.
339
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:34,943
But, you know, sometimes
when you really want something
340
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:37,194
and you think if you hope for it,
it's not gonna happen?
341
00:16:37,329 --> 00:16:39,331
And if you don't hope for it,
maybe it will happen?
342
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,667
- Mm-hm.
- But sometimes when you hope for things
343
00:16:41,750 --> 00:16:42,750
they happen, right?
344
00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:45,045
So maybe I just...
345
00:16:45,921 --> 00:16:48,465
hope for the next three minutes.
346
00:16:49,710 --> 00:16:50,731
Okay.
347
00:16:50,765 --> 00:16:53,887
So you're gonna let yourself feel
how you actually feel.
348
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:55,221
That's a good idea.
349
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,057
Yeah. Thanks.
350
00:16:57,766 --> 00:16:59,973
But you are not allowed to feel positive
351
00:17:00,007 --> 00:17:02,387
feelings towards Steve ever again.
352
00:17:03,063 --> 00:17:04,648
Even if that's how you actually feel.
353
00:17:04,732 --> 00:17:06,066
No, I won't. I can't.
354
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,444
Okay. Because, you know,
you've gone back before.
355
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:11,447
You are an addict. And he's meth...
356
00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,407
with impish good looks.
357
00:17:13,490 --> 00:17:14,742
Oh, God, he is.
358
00:17:15,784 --> 00:17:17,745
I hate his stupid fucking face.
359
00:17:18,787 --> 00:17:20,873
Okay. It's been two minutes. So, avert.
360
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:22,666
Just don't. Don't do it...
361
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:24,501
- I really wanna look at it.
- Don't do it.
362
00:17:28,547 --> 00:17:29,923
[JUDY SIGHS DEEPLY]
363
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:32,468
Oh, I broke up with Nick.
364
00:17:33,552 --> 00:17:34,552
You did?
365
00:17:34,970 --> 00:17:36,013
- Yeah.
- Oh!
366
00:17:36,263 --> 00:17:38,849
I know. He deserves
someone nicer than me.
367
00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,768
Who the fuck is nicer than you?
368
00:17:42,144 --> 00:17:43,896
Okay. Then maybe someone more stable.
369
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,273
Well, that he can maybe find.
370
00:17:48,734 --> 00:17:51,945
Maybe it's not great
to be a single mom that's not stable.
371
00:17:52,863 --> 00:17:54,490
Whose mother is stable?
372
00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:57,326
And you won't be a single mom.
373
00:17:58,494 --> 00:17:59,494
You have me.
374
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,749
We can be like
a three-child mothering team.
375
00:18:05,209 --> 00:18:06,835
- Mothering team.
- Aww!
376
00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,128
That's awesome!
377
00:18:08,705 --> 00:18:09,921
[BEEPING]
378
00:18:21,558 --> 00:18:22,726
- [SIGHS]
- Oh, shit.
379
00:18:25,646 --> 00:18:26,646
It's okay.
380
00:18:31,235 --> 00:18:33,112
You only see one line, right?
381
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:34,445
Yeah.
382
00:18:35,030 --> 00:18:36,073
I'm sorry.
383
00:18:39,034 --> 00:18:40,244
I'm sorry.
384
00:18:40,494 --> 00:18:41,494
It's okay.
385
00:18:42,121 --> 00:18:43,121
It's okay.
386
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:51,629
Well...
387
00:18:52,297 --> 00:18:54,174
you're probably not ready to hear this,
but...
388
00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:57,386
one tiny bit of a bright side.
389
00:18:59,054 --> 00:19:00,054
What?
390
00:19:00,806 --> 00:19:01,849
You can drink.
391
00:19:03,016 --> 00:19:04,726
[SIGHS] Yeah, I can drink.
392
00:19:06,854 --> 00:19:09,231
[JEN] I just got out of there
as fast as I could.
393
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:11,994
Oh, my God! Fucking piece of shit.
394
00:19:12,057 --> 00:19:15,362
Yeah, but it's, like, you know,
I went into the house.
395
00:19:15,487 --> 00:19:17,739
- I got into the car.
- No, stop it.
396
00:19:17,823 --> 00:19:19,825
You're being, like, I asked for it.
397
00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:23,245
No, I know I wasn't... asking for it.
It's just...
398
00:19:24,454 --> 00:19:27,541
I'm pretty sure I broke his face,
so that feels good.
399
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:31,044
Wow! That's awesome!
You are a tough broad.
400
00:19:31,097 --> 00:19:32,849
[CHUCKLES] Hardly.
401
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:34,964
You are.
402
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,342
You're "don't mess
with Texas," you know.
403
00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:38,509
What?
404
00:19:38,677 --> 00:19:41,847
Uh, am I Texas in that equation or...?
405
00:19:42,264 --> 00:19:43,849
Well, you're like Brooklyn, like,
406
00:19:43,923 --> 00:19:46,163
- [BROOKLYN ACCENT] "Don't fuck with me"
- [LAUGHTER] Ew.
407
00:19:46,268 --> 00:19:49,396
Is that... is that what you think
people sound like?
408
00:19:49,479 --> 00:19:51,469
You didn't think I was from the block
when I said it?
409
00:19:51,502 --> 00:19:52,691
- No.
- What?
410
00:19:52,907 --> 00:19:54,523
- Oh, my God.
- Okay, then you do it.
411
00:19:54,585 --> 00:19:55,611
No, I'm not gonna do it.
412
00:19:55,645 --> 00:19:56,692
- Come on.
- No.
413
00:19:56,726 --> 00:19:57,749
Please?
414
00:19:57,804 --> 00:19:59,907
- Uh-uh.
- I've had a really shitty day.
415
00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:03,462
[BROOKLYN ACCENT] I used to
sound like this.
416
00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:04,953
[LAUGHS]
417
00:20:05,370 --> 00:20:06,490
[BROOKLYN ACCENT] Like this.
418
00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:07,539
I love it so much!
419
00:20:07,956 --> 00:20:09,291
You're lucky you're sad.
420
00:20:13,921 --> 00:20:15,330
I shouldn't have let you
go to that guy's house.
421
00:20:15,416 --> 00:20:16,816
You didn't let me go.
422
00:20:17,424 --> 00:20:18,424
I just went.
423
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:21,762
But you can't do that anymore.
424
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,139
You can't go to strangers' houses.
It's not safe.
425
00:20:24,223 --> 00:20:26,516
- Okay? You have to stop. I mean it.
- I know.
426
00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:28,018
Yeah, I mean it too.
427
00:20:28,518 --> 00:20:30,646
Detective Perez called
and said if I don't stop,
428
00:20:30,729 --> 00:20:33,106
- they'll throw me in jail or something.
- What?
429
00:20:33,273 --> 00:20:34,273
Mm-hm.
430
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,401
Yeah. That's the world we're living in.
431
00:20:36,860 --> 00:20:40,322
I get assaulted and then I get in
trouble and a criminal walks free.
432
00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,660
God, I just wish it was him.
433
00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,454
Yeah. Me too.
434
00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,877
I know you think that if you find
the person who did this,
435
00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:55,504
it's gonna make you feel better.
436
00:20:59,258 --> 00:21:00,717
I really don't think it will.
437
00:21:09,184 --> 00:21:12,729
I guess I just wanted my
fucking three minutes of hope.
438
00:21:16,483 --> 00:21:17,484
But no.
439
00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,277
Yeah.
440
00:21:21,738 --> 00:21:23,282
Hope will burn you like that.
441
00:21:26,535 --> 00:21:27,535
Yeah.
442
00:21:28,954 --> 00:21:30,497
[WATER RUNNING]
443
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:43,427
Jen!
444
00:21:44,720 --> 00:21:45,720
Is it?
445
00:21:46,013 --> 00:21:47,014
Yeah, it is.
446
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:51,226
- It's positive now, right?
- Yeah. It is.
447
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,320
- Holy shit.
- And that's two lines, not one, right?
448
00:21:53,353 --> 00:21:54,646
- Yes, clearly, yes.
- Clearly.
449
00:21:54,730 --> 00:21:56,064
My God, you know what that means?
450
00:21:56,148 --> 00:21:58,817
Yeah. That I'm the asshole
that bought you the cheap test.
451
00:21:58,900 --> 00:22:01,140
Yeah, who buys store brand?
I thought you were my friend.
452
00:22:01,194 --> 00:22:03,322
- Who cares? You're pregnant.
- Oh, my God!
453
00:22:03,780 --> 00:22:05,073
You're not pregnant.
454
00:22:06,408 --> 00:22:07,409
Sorry, what?
455
00:22:07,784 --> 00:22:09,036
You're not pregnant.
456
00:22:10,495 --> 00:22:12,122
Oh, no, but I...
457
00:22:12,205 --> 00:22:14,750
In fact, your estrogen
levels are so low,
458
00:22:14,833 --> 00:22:17,461
it'd be impossible for you
to get pregnant.
459
00:22:18,086 --> 00:22:19,129
I'm so sorry.
460
00:22:20,213 --> 00:22:22,341
No, but the test said
that I was pregnant.
461
00:22:22,424 --> 00:22:25,260
Unfortunately,
if you leave it out for too long,
462
00:22:25,552 --> 00:22:27,179
it can show false positive.
463
00:22:29,181 --> 00:22:33,226
I don't understand. Then what are
all these symptoms that I'm having?
464
00:22:33,935 --> 00:22:37,397
Those symptoms can also be indicative
of early menopause.
465
00:22:40,650 --> 00:22:41,777
I'm so sorry.
466
00:22:45,697 --> 00:22:48,825
Uh, yeah. I would say that
Perez's tone was firm.
467
00:22:49,076 --> 00:22:50,076
Um...
468
00:22:50,160 --> 00:22:52,871
The words "cease and desist" were used.
469
00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,457
[NICK] Ah, okay.
470
00:22:55,165 --> 00:22:56,291
Understood.
471
00:22:56,500 --> 00:22:59,419
I am so sorry, Nick.
I hope I didn't get you in any trouble.
472
00:22:59,920 --> 00:23:02,964
Oh, no. No, don't worry about it.
You didn't get me in any trouble.
473
00:23:04,132 --> 00:23:07,177
Hey. I also wanted to say sorry
about you and Judy.
474
00:23:07,594 --> 00:23:11,014
Yeah. That didn't quite work out
the way I'd hoped.
475
00:23:11,723 --> 00:23:13,934
[SIGHING] Most things don't.
476
00:23:14,559 --> 00:23:15,769
What can you do, though?
477
00:23:16,520 --> 00:23:21,316
Look, I love Judy, but I will be
the first to admit that she...
478
00:23:22,526 --> 00:23:24,444
she can be a little hard to pin down.
479
00:23:25,362 --> 00:23:26,362
Yeah.
480
00:23:30,325 --> 00:23:31,660
- [DOOR CLOSES]
- Yeah.
481
00:23:33,829 --> 00:23:34,829
I'm not.
482
00:23:35,330 --> 00:23:36,748
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
483
00:23:36,832 --> 00:23:38,166
And I never will be.
484
00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:41,336
I gotta go. It's an emergency.
485
00:23:41,753 --> 00:23:42,838
Yeah. Me too.
486
00:23:52,264 --> 00:23:53,515
[JUDY SOBS]