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I sometimes forget that you
actually live here, bro.
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This bed, man.
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No wonder your posture's all fucked up.
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Explains your behavior, actually.
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Dude, my posture's fine.
This is not a problem.
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MO: No, man, all seriousness,
we're really proud of you, bro.
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Goin' back to Egypt, the motherland.
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Dude, I know. I haven't been
there for, like, 15 years.
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AHMED: Just don't eat the
street food, though.
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You can get a monster parasite.
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And don't pet any dogs. Or any animals.
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They're probably harboring
some kind of anger or rage,
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bite you, and then you end
up dying. Don't do that.
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No, dude, I'm not gonna eat
any of the street food.
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I'm only gonna eat,
like, authentic shit.
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Home-cooked meals, I'm gonna
go visit the mosques...
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Like I just... I wanna be somewhere
where I'm surrounded by Muslims.
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You know? It's like none of this
confusion that we have here.
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Like, it's gonna be... it's
gonna be amazing, man.
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That's beautiful, bro.
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Look, man, I need you to sell
these three iPads for me.
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- What?
- Look,
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the taxes in Egypt on electronics
are through the roof.
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We mark these down a little bit,
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make a lot of money,
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and put my kid through
another year of preschool.
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No, I'm not doing that.
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MO: Come on, just put 'em
in one of your bags.
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Dude, I have one bag, and I'm
not gonna fill it with iPads.
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I don't even have room, you see?
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I can barely even get my shoes in.
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[LAUGHING] What do you mean
you're taking just one bag?
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What, are you backpacking in Europe?
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You goin' on a canoe trip?
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You gotta bring stuff. You can't
show up empty-handed, bro.
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AHMED: You gotta bring
shit back for me too.
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I told my wife you'd get
us some pistachios.
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I'm not bringing stuff. I'm not
even gonna be in Cairo, okay?
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I'm mostly gonna be in the
village at my grandpa's. So...
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- Take it easy, okay?
- Bro, you always do this, man.
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I'm doin' somethin' simple, and
you're making it complicated.
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Can you stop being so
stubborn about this?
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You need a SIM card for your phone.
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Roaming kills everybody.
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All right? You just go to
the Vodafone in Cairo,
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you speak to my boy Misho.
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You give him the three
iPads, he gives you cash.
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In return, you'll get a SIM card.
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Man, I'm doin' you a favor here.
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I just can't believe you.
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Look. Look how easy this
is. Boom. [WHISTLES]
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This guy's constantly bitchin'.
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What is this?
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I thought you were
flyin' by yourself, bro.
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The family's comin'?
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No, they're not. Mom,
what is all this stuff?
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Habibi, there is only
these three bags, okay?
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I told everyone in the family
that you cannot bring anything.
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- Who'd you say no to, exactly?
- Everyone.
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Mom, I'm not bringin'
all this shit. It's crazy.
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Habibi, your father's family misses you.
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Mom, they're just gonna
be happy to see me.
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They don't need me to
bring all this stuff.
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NASEEM: They do need you to.
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It's how you show your love, habibi.
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Re... Bengay is how I show my love?
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Ah. Extra Strength.
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AHMED: I use it all the time
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and I don't even need it
sometimes... helps me go to sleep.
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- What?
- FAROUK: If you're gonna run away,
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take something with you for your family.
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MO: That's what I'm trying
to tell him, khalo.
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When are you gonna travel
and explore the world?
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I still haven't explored this town.
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Can't fucking go anywhere.
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Habibi, everything is labeled
with everyone's name, okay?
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Make sure you get the
right thing to everyone.
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MO: I didn't know you were takin'
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three or four bags, I coulda
fit my GoPros in there,
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we coulda flipped 'em really easily.
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Khalto, can we squeeze
'em in there maybe?
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AHMED: No, no, no. We
don't have time, man.
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You gotta be there three hours early.
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You telling me you got it,
khalo? All right, cool.
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You go that? I'll get the other bags.
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- Let's go.
- NASEEM: Don't get up, Farouk.
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[THUD]
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[CHATTER]
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I'm... I'm over there.
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[BABY CRYING]
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --
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- [ON SWITCH CLICKS]
- [FAROUK ON TAPE, SPEAKING ARABIC]
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[OFF SWITCH CLICKS]
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[ARABIC CHATTER]
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[CABBIES CLAMORING]
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CABBIE: Taxi?
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- Uh, taxi?
- Hey, hey. Hey, Captain.
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Come with me. I give you a good rate.
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- La shukraan.
- CABBIE: Hey, listen... listen to me.
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I take care of you,
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we go wherever together, you and me.
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- La shukraan.
- No, no, no!
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You will come with me?
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- Shukraan.
- CABBIE 2: No, no, no!
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- I love you.
- I love you more.
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- Hey, I...
- No, I love you more!
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SHADI: [SPEAKING ARABIC]
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It's my motherfuckin' cousin.
What up, my nigga!
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C'mere!
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[SPEAKING ARABIC]
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I can't believe I'm
seeing you right now.
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- It's like my mind is just blown.
- RAMY: [SPEAKING ARABIC]
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Bro, you don't have to
speak to me in Arabic.
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My English is premium.
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I went to A.U.C.
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American University in Cairo, baby!
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Oh. Yeah, no, of course. Yeah.
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SHADI: Anyway, cuz, you got
style. Look at you. Snapback.
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Hey, are those the OG editions?
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Yeah, they are.
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- You pimp, man. You pimp.
- Thanks, man.
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And the whole family is
just so excited to see you.
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- I can't tell you.
- Man, I can't wait to see them.
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- It's... it's so amazing to be here.
- [PHONE CHIMING]
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That's her right now. This is Mama.
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Hello. Hi, Mom. [SPEAKING ARABIC]
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Okay. Bye, bye, bye. Bye.
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Hey my, ah, Arabic's a little bit rusty,
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but, uh, what does "Kutcher" mean again?
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Like, Ashton, bro. Ashton Kutcher.
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You know, you were standing
out there with the cabbies,
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you were like, "Dude,
where's my car?" [LAUGHS]
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Classic film though, right?
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Uh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.
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- Yeah.
- It's been a while.
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Yeah, it's been a bit, but you've seen
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Two and a Half Men though, right?
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- Uh...
- Dude, that shit got dope
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ever since they got
rid of Charlie Sheen.
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Man, Ashton Kutcher just killed it!
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The transition was seamless!
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He's such a professional.
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Yeah, it seems like they
handled it really well.
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- SHADI: Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- True.
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All right. Let's do this.
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You only brought four bags?
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- Travelin' light, pimp. I love it!
- RAMY: Uh, thanks.
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Aw, man,
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I know the family was
pressing you to get stuff,
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and that's why I didn't
ask for anything.
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Thank you.
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Plus, one of my boys
flies for Egyptian Air,
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and he hooks me up on
the DL all the time.
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- Oh, dude. That's awesome.
- SHADI: Yeah, man.
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Just last month he got me
some, like, premium kush.
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Straight-up narco shit.
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You know what? We're gonna roll that up
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and smoke it when we
get home, insha'Allah.
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It's gonna be good.
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Dude, I'm gonna show you everything.
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I'm gonna give you the best tour
of Egypt. You're gonna love it.
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Oh, man, dude, I can't wait, man.
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Just to hang out with the
family and see all the sights,
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like, visit all the cool mosques.
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Wow, man, you don't even need the kush.
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You straight-up cray-cray. Let's go.
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Yeah.
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[ENGINE STARTS]
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- [ARABIC POP ON RADIO]
- RAMY: Are we close to downtown?
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Like, by Tahrir, where the
revolution happened and stuff?
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No, no, we're not close.
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Wow, man.
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Can't wait to go to the
village to see Grandpa.
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Village sucks, bro,
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and it's really fuckin' far.
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You drive all the way there,
and Grandpa, I mean...
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Gedo is cool for, like,
five minutes, man.
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You're way too pimp to hang
out at the village, bro.
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Just follow my lead.
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I swear, I'll show you the best time.
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I'll show you the real Cairo, bro.
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Okay.
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Hey, you hungry? You wanna go grab
a bite at Chili's or something?
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Chili's, like, the restaurant?
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Yeah, dude. I mean, you were
on that flight for ages,
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and they only serve,
like, hummus and shit.
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Let's get you some boneless B-wings!
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Um... no, no, I'm... I'm good, man.
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I-I figured we could have, like,
some Egyptian food, ya know?
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My mom said Tant Ammah
is, like, the best cook.
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Hey, whatever you want,
homeboy. [SPEAKS ARABIC]
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Check it out. There's the Pyramids.
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RAMY: [LAUGHS] Wow.
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[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]
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[NO AUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
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[ARABIC POP MUSIC PLAYING]
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RAMY: [SPEAKING ARABIC]
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Wow! Bengay Extra Strength!
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Habibi, habibi, habibi.
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I just do it! [LAUGHS]
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AUNT: Mm! I just do it!
I just do it. I just...
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RELATIVE: Girls With Curls!
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Uh, Foreman.
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[EXCLAIMS IN ARABIC]
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iPad!
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- SHADI: That's good.
- RAMY: Mmm.
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- MEN: Eee...
- AUNT: [SPEAKING ARABIC]
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UNCLE: Um, Ramy.
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Look at you, man.
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Don't worry, it's stuffed
pigeon. It's really good.
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Just Anthony Bourdain that
shit, you'll be fine.
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- Hmm.
- UNCLE: [SPEAKING ARABIC]
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Allah.
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SHADI: Hey, dude. Save your energy.
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Don't bother talking politics with them.
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This entire generation suffers
from Stockholm Syndrome.
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They just love this shit.
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[RAMY LAUGHING]
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Chinese?
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UNCLE: Ramy,
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why did Obama strike with his drones?
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He knew, Allah.
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All American presidents
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have to attack the Middle East.
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If he doesn't do that,
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people will think he's Muslim. Allah.
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So you're saying he killed Muslims
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so people wouldn't find out he's Muslim?
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Yes, of course! [SPEAKS ARABIC]
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- [SPEAKS ARABIC]
- UNCLE: Ramy,
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don't be stubborn like your father.
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How's the pigeon, man?
Try it. It's real good.
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Tell you what, just finish it real
quick and let's go get changed,
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'cause I'm gonna take you
to a sick party tonight.
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Ah, no, I'm all right, man,
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I think I'm just gonna lay low a little.
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I got, like, jet lag and stuff, and...
239
00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:50,069
One of my bros is, like, the
best house DJ in the country.
240
00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:51,610
- You know DJ Tiësto?
- RAMY: Yeah.
241
00:14:51,615 --> 00:14:52,766
Yeah, he retweeted his shit.
242
00:14:52,767 --> 00:14:55,040
I'm... I'm good, dude. I might just
maybe walk around a little bit.
243
00:14:55,060 --> 00:14:57,390
I-I think there's a mosque near
here I wanted to see. Um...
244
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- I have it on my phone.
- Mosque?
245
00:15:02,595 --> 00:15:04,179
I mean, if you're gonna
be walkin' around town
246
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goin' to mosques and shit,
247
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we gotta at least get
you a local number.
248
00:15:08,524 --> 00:15:10,400
Okay, yeah, I think I might know a guy.
249
00:15:10,402 --> 00:15:12,400
Um, I'm supposed to go see him.
250
00:15:12,406 --> 00:15:14,110
And give... give the party a thought.
251
00:15:14,118 --> 00:15:15,740
What are you gonna do,
hang out with these guys?
252
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Look at 'em.
253
00:15:16,800 --> 00:15:18,330
[INDISTINCTLY SPEAKING IN ARABIC]
254
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Yeah.
255
00:15:27,562 --> 00:15:28,809
UNCLE: I tell you,
256
00:15:28,810 --> 00:15:31,880
this iPad is gonna change my life.
257
00:15:32,362 --> 00:15:35,559
Something so precious
eh, needs protection.
258
00:15:35,560 --> 00:15:36,909
Oh...
259
00:15:36,910 --> 00:15:38,840
Hey, man, didn't you say you
were gonna sell those iPads?
260
00:15:38,850 --> 00:15:39,859
Yeah.
261
00:15:39,860 --> 00:15:42,260
- So we're gonna let him pick out a case?
- [SPEAKING ARABIC]
262
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[AIR KISSING]
263
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Welcome into Egypt. [SPEAKS ARABIC]
264
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Oh. Ah.
265
00:16:16,390 --> 00:16:19,170
[ALL LAUGH]
266
00:17:03,314 --> 00:17:05,630
[STAMMERING] You... you criticize Trump,
267
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but Trump loves his family!
268
00:17:08,221 --> 00:17:11,519
He... he gives them hotel,
he gives them work...
269
00:17:11,520 --> 00:17:14,000
- you don't think about your family!
- MISHO: [SPEAKING ARABIC]
270
00:17:17,740 --> 00:17:19,740
[CALL TO PRAYER OVER P.A.]
271
00:17:19,744 --> 00:17:22,790
Man, I've never heard the call
to prayer this loud, man.
272
00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:24,750
There's a mosque right there.
We can pray Isha'a.
273
00:17:24,754 --> 00:17:28,338
Ramy, don't be so stubborn, nigga.
274
00:17:28,339 --> 00:17:30,099
I-I told all my friends in there
275
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that I was gonna show up
with my cousin from America.
276
00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:33,552
Don't make me look like a bitch, man.
277
00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,429
I'm not tryin' to, man, I'm just...
278
00:17:35,430 --> 00:17:37,569
Look, I promise it'll be awesome.
279
00:17:37,570 --> 00:17:40,000
Plus, there's a ton of
hot chicks in there.
280
00:17:40,010 --> 00:17:41,870
That's, like, the last
thing I want right now.
281
00:17:41,872 --> 00:17:44,620
Like, I came here to get
clarity, not hook up.
282
00:17:44,628 --> 00:17:48,210
Look, man, I been dyin' to see
you and hang out with you,
283
00:17:48,217 --> 00:17:50,570
and I kinda feel like you
don't wanna hang out with me.
284
00:17:50,600 --> 00:17:52,809
Dude, I... I just...
285
00:17:52,810 --> 00:17:54,199
Come on, man, I practically set up
286
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,600
this whole thing for you, man.
287
00:17:55,608 --> 00:17:57,020
All right, man, thank you.
288
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- Let's go. Let's go, man.
- All right, boy!
289
00:17:59,288 --> 00:18:02,480
[CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYS]
290
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:08,160
[AUTO-TUNED VOICE SINGING IN ARABIC]
291
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SHADI: Hey, yo, motherfuckers,
292
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this is my cousin Ramy from America!
293
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,852
- [ALL CHEER]
- FRIEND: [SPEAKING ARABIC]
294
00:18:26,377 --> 00:18:27,790
What's up, man?
295
00:18:27,797 --> 00:18:29,359
Captain America! What up, my nigga!
296
00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:30,500
RAMY: What's up.
297
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:32,599
We used to live on the
same block as Shadi, man.
298
00:18:32,600 --> 00:18:34,639
I remember you when you
were this small, dude.
299
00:18:34,640 --> 00:18:36,019
Oh, okay, cool, yeah.
300
00:18:36,020 --> 00:18:38,710
It's... it's... it's been a
while, sorry I don't remember.
301
00:18:38,720 --> 00:18:40,690
- I was... eight.
- FRIEND: It's all good.
302
00:18:40,698 --> 00:18:42,240
How you like Egypt, man?
303
00:18:42,242 --> 00:18:45,289
Um, haven't really had the
chance to see it yet,
304
00:18:45,290 --> 00:18:46,979
like, all of it, you know?
305
00:18:46,980 --> 00:18:48,919
So I'm lookin' forward to that.
306
00:18:48,920 --> 00:18:50,132
I mean, it's been complicated
307
00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:51,420
the last couple years. Thanks, man.
308
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:53,715
You mean, like, like, since the
revolution and stuff, yeah?
309
00:18:53,716 --> 00:18:55,239
I was asking Shadi earlier,
310
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:56,819
I really wanna see Tahrir, man.
311
00:18:56,820 --> 00:18:58,890
It's-it's so cool that
you guys were all there,
312
00:18:58,900 --> 00:19:00,220
I mean, it's... it's amazing.
313
00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:02,860
Yeah. Anyway, peace out, man. Cheers.
314
00:19:02,867 --> 00:19:04,909
- SHADI: I'll see you in a bit.
- See you later, yeah.
315
00:19:04,910 --> 00:19:07,380
Bro, could you not talk about that shit?
316
00:19:07,390 --> 00:19:09,606
It just brings in a lot
of negative energy.
317
00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,350
I'm... I'm just saying.
318
00:19:11,880 --> 00:19:14,280
Okay. Yeah. Um...
319
00:19:15,141 --> 00:19:16,930
I'm gonna... I'm just
gonna get some fresh air.
320
00:19:16,937 --> 00:19:18,740
SHADI: Sure, man. Do your
thing. I'll be around.
321
00:19:18,741 --> 00:19:20,739
- Yeah.
- All right. I'll be right here.
322
00:19:20,740 --> 00:19:25,000
[HOUSE MUSIC PLAYING]
323
00:19:27,360 --> 00:19:29,620
[ARABIC CHATTER]
324
00:19:37,360 --> 00:19:38,829
WOMAN: [SPEAKING ARABIC]
325
00:19:42,380 --> 00:19:43,580
Hi.
326
00:19:44,780 --> 00:19:45,840
Uh...
327
00:19:45,850 --> 00:19:47,020
hi.
328
00:19:47,060 --> 00:19:48,379
Okay.
329
00:19:53,950 --> 00:19:54,959
Oh, okay.
330
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:21,049
[LAUGHS]
331
00:20:24,470 --> 00:20:25,479
Oh.
332
00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:37,250
Okay.
333
00:20:43,220 --> 00:20:44,700
- It's... it's like, the Nile?
- Yeah.
334
00:20:46,740 --> 00:20:48,270
Uh, okay.
335
00:20:52,750 --> 00:20:53,949
Okay, yeah.
336
00:20:57,040 --> 00:21:01,720
[MUSIC CONTINUES]
337
00:21:02,022 --> 00:21:03,189
- RAMY: Yo.
- SHADI: Bro.
338
00:21:03,190 --> 00:21:05,479
Yo, man, I... I just met someone,
339
00:21:05,480 --> 00:21:07,474
I-I think she's your friend?
340
00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,570
This, like, really... cute girl, she...
341
00:21:09,579 --> 00:21:11,739
she said they were going to another
party that was more chill.
342
00:21:11,740 --> 00:21:12,819
Maybe we could go with them?
343
00:21:12,820 --> 00:21:15,420
Dude, that's fuckin' awesome.
You found a chick already?
344
00:21:15,423 --> 00:21:17,009
I knew my cousin was a player!
345
00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:18,420
You're like fuckin' Hitch, man.
346
00:21:18,429 --> 00:21:20,111
Here. Try this.
347
00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:21,810
- What?
- Hitch.
348
00:21:21,811 --> 00:21:24,690
Will Smith in that film? He's
really good with chicks?
349
00:21:24,692 --> 00:21:26,199
No, yeah, but, du...
350
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:27,229
[SNORTING]
351
00:21:27,230 --> 00:21:30,419
- Shadi, I...
- It'll help with the jet lag.
352
00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:31,800
Are you serious, bro?
353
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:34,040
What?
354
00:21:34,044 --> 00:21:35,294
I...
355
00:21:38,720 --> 00:21:39,759
[PLACES TRAY DOWN]
356
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:43,340
Bro... can I talk to you
outside for a minute?
357
00:21:51,996 --> 00:21:53,240
What the fuck, bro?
358
00:21:53,249 --> 00:21:55,990
Like, what are... what are you on about?
359
00:21:56,004 --> 00:21:57,710
I thought you were cool,
man, from New York...
360
00:21:57,716 --> 00:21:59,260
I thought you were my nigga, man.
361
00:21:59,261 --> 00:22:01,800
All right, dude, you really
gotta stop saying that.
362
00:22:01,808 --> 00:22:03,600
- Saying what?
- The N-word.
363
00:22:03,603 --> 00:22:05,640
You can't say that shit,
you can't just shout it.
364
00:22:05,649 --> 00:22:07,610
You realize how offensive
that is to black people?
365
00:22:07,611 --> 00:22:11,159
Dude, Egypt's in Africa! We're African!
366
00:22:11,160 --> 00:22:13,329
You're black, I'm black...
we can say that shit.
367
00:22:13,330 --> 00:22:15,080
No, dude, I am not black.
368
00:22:15,084 --> 00:22:16,920
I didn't know you were so judgy, bro.
369
00:22:16,921 --> 00:22:18,999
You... you judged me
earlier for not prayin',
370
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,429
and now... and now you tell me what
I can say and what I can't say?
371
00:22:21,430 --> 00:22:22,599
I'm just worried about you, dude.
372
00:22:22,600 --> 00:22:24,059
You're doin' coke. That's dangerous.
373
00:22:24,060 --> 00:22:25,176
SHADI: What do you think of us here?
374
00:22:25,177 --> 00:22:26,319
You... you're comin' in here,
375
00:22:26,320 --> 00:22:28,400
talkin' to people about
the revolution and shit.
376
00:22:28,402 --> 00:22:32,519
Bro, we saw people die in
front of our fuckin' eyes.
377
00:22:32,520 --> 00:22:35,300
You think we wanna keep
talkin' about that shit?
378
00:22:35,313 --> 00:22:39,460
Man, Todi, his sister went to
jail for holding up a sign,
379
00:22:39,466 --> 00:22:41,259
and she fuckin' died.
380
00:22:41,260 --> 00:22:43,340
And I see you being all
spiritual and shit
381
00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:45,531
and trying to make
meaning of all of this?
382
00:22:46,564 --> 00:22:48,770
Look, I don't know where God is,
383
00:22:48,777 --> 00:22:51,540
but I sure as fuck know
he's not here right now.
384
00:22:52,914 --> 00:22:55,620
I'm lost, man. Everybody's lost.
385
00:22:55,624 --> 00:22:57,710
I'm like fuckin' Ashton Kutcher,
386
00:22:57,711 --> 00:23:00,250
but I'm like, "Dude,
where's my country?"
387
00:23:00,258 --> 00:23:01,670
I don't know.
388
00:23:01,678 --> 00:23:03,215
I don't fuckin' know.
389
00:23:03,220 --> 00:23:04,720
So yeah,
390
00:23:04,727 --> 00:23:06,850
I thought you were my nigga.
391
00:23:06,854 --> 00:23:08,860
But I guess I was wrong, man.
392
00:23:20,214 --> 00:23:21,776
[SIGHS]
393
00:23:26,890 --> 00:23:31,820
[CHATTER, MUSIC]
394
00:23:31,821 --> 00:23:33,871
Dude, what the fuck are you doing?
395
00:23:35,411 --> 00:23:37,490
Dude, I... I'm... I'm sorry, man.
396
00:23:37,498 --> 00:23:39,500
I was being really selfish and-and...
397
00:23:39,503 --> 00:23:40,839
No, man, that's not what I'm talk...
398
00:23:40,840 --> 00:23:43,129
Did you just drink all
that water out of the tap?
399
00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,200
Yeah.
400
00:23:44,220 --> 00:23:45,959
Shit, man, you can't be drinkin' water
401
00:23:45,960 --> 00:23:47,850
out of the sink in Cairo, bro.
402
00:23:47,853 --> 00:23:49,553
That shit'll fuck up your body.
403
00:23:50,690 --> 00:23:52,720
[SNORTING]
404
00:23:53,155 --> 00:23:54,440
Ahh.
405
00:23:54,449 --> 00:23:57,630
You're gonna be so fucked later, bro.
406
00:24:04,512 --> 00:24:06,480
[FLATULENT SOUNDS]
407
00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:09,650
[GROANS]
408
00:24:12,193 --> 00:24:13,494
Okay.
409
00:24:36,450 --> 00:24:37,830
Yeah.
410
00:24:46,888 --> 00:24:48,111
Hey.
411
00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:50,720
Um...
412
00:24:50,729 --> 00:24:52,439
wh-what are you doing here?
413
00:24:52,440 --> 00:24:54,560
I was just getting some water.
414
00:24:54,570 --> 00:24:55,828
Are you okay?
415
00:24:57,620 --> 00:24:59,779
What did my brother do to you?
416
00:24:59,780 --> 00:25:02,440
I'm sorry, I know how Shadi gets.
417
00:25:03,003 --> 00:25:07,670
Yeah, Sh-Shadi, your...
your brother. Yeah.
418
00:25:07,679 --> 00:25:09,800
My, um, my cousin.
419
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:11,430
I, um...
420
00:25:11,436 --> 00:25:13,304
I need to use the... Sorry.
421
00:25:18,309 --> 00:25:22,396
[GROANING LOUDLY] [DEFECATING]
422
00:25:24,460 --> 00:25:26,880
[CONTINUES DEFECATING]
423
00:25:27,301 --> 00:25:28,770
[SIGHS]
424
00:25:29,305 --> 00:25:33,699
[AMPLIFIED CALL TO PRAYER IN ARABIC]
425
00:25:39,370 --> 00:25:41,371
- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --
426
00:25:41,372 --> 00:25:47,340
[CALL TO PRAYER CONTINUES]
427
00:26:37,429 --> 00:26:41,660
[CALL TO PRAYER CONTINUES]