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NANDOR: Guillermo, I
want you to go tomorrow,
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and I want you to get
some of those things
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that humans use for smelling.
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Rhymes with "hoses."
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Noses?
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NANDOR: No. It's a green, spiky stick.
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You know, with the colors on the top.
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You got the red. "I love you.
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- Here's some... "
- Roses.
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NANDOR: Roses, yes.
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The Baron's attic has got
a bit of a dank whiff.
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Since the Baron arrived,
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things have been very stressful.
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That's our familiar.
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NANDOR: He's staying in
our attic at the moment,
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and that's a lot of storage
space that we-we can't use.
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When is he going to leave, anyway?
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Shh, Nadja!
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Guillermo.
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Well, pull it, then.
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[LOUD CLATTER]
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- NADJA: Oh!
- Too loud!
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- He needs to pipe down with that.
- Yes.
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- When will he leave?
- Shh.
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Nadja, you must keep your
voice down, my darling.
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Oh, for goodness' sake,
I'm not scared of him.
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- [CRIES OUT]
- Oh...
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The Baron has awakened?
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Sorry, was that a yes?
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- LASZLO: Was it a nod?
- No, I asked and she went,
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she went and did this.
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That is a nod, I've
seen her do it before.
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What, this? Like this?
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- He's awake.
- COLIN: He's awake.
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[LAUGHS]: Oh, he's awake.
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All right, I-I can feel
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his energy, it's very dark
and angry, and I think
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it's pointed at you guys. [CHUCKLES]
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Hate to be you guys.
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["YOU'RE DEAD" BY NORMA TANEGA PLAYING]
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♪ Don't sing if you want to live long ♪
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♪ They have no use for your song ♪
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♪ You're dead, you're
dead, you're dead ♪
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♪ You're dead and out of this world ♪
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♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone ♪
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♪ You sold out your dream to the world ♪
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♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead ♪
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♪ You're dead and out of this world. ♪
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♪
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- Synced & corrected by MementMori -
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In Europe, a couple of centuries
ago, the Baron was a fun guy.
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And we got up to some very
messy business together.
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- Yes.
- Problem is,
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he's turned up recently
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with what only can be described
as pretty old-fashioned ideas.
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He's obsessed with the idea of
vampires taking over all humans,
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which, at first, you're like,
"Oh, that's a cool idea,"
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but then, after a while, it's like,
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"Sorry, why are we doing this?"
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Yeah.
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You can bet your balls
he's gonna be furious
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we haven't come up with
a conquering plan.
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NANDOR: Maybe he's not angry.
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Maybe he's just wanting a chat?
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Get up with the latest vampire gossip.
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- [MOUTHS]
- That's highly unlucky, Nandor.
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The man's a fucking psychopath.
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I think he's going to kill us all.
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That's more likely.
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Baron, we are here.
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But there's really no need for
any kind of grand entrance.
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Or j-just do your bit...
that's fine, too.
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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♪ In nomine Patris... ♪
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My slumber is...
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[DISTORTED]: complete.
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Great. Uh, we weren't sure
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that you wanted us to conquer the whole
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of North America, or just, you
know, maybe a couple streets?
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[DISTORTED]: Silence!
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I have heard so much of the
wonders of this New World,
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yet I have seen of it
not but this attic.
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Uh, would you like us to get you a TV?
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No.
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I want to see the sights.
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- I want a night on the town.
- [THUNDER CRASHES]
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A night on the town?
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Really? I mean, won't
that be a bit difficult
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with your, um... ? [GRUNTS]
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[NADJA GASPS]
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Oh.
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You were saying?
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[STRAINS]: No, but I'm sure
we can help you fit in.
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[GRUNTS]
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Marvelous.
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- [COUGHS]
- Ah, relax.
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This is going to be fun.
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No.
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Oh, that's the documentary crew.
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- [GROWLS]
- [SCREAMS]
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[BUZZING, DISTORTED AUDIO]
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[DIALOGUE INAUDIBLE]
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We are so sorry that...
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our houseguest ate your sound recordist.
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NADJA: This... what is this
"conquering America" stuff?
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He's going to get us killed.
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Not unless he tries to
kill us himself first.
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He threw me straight across the room.
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Most importantly, we are...
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[DIALOGUE INAUDIBLE]
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... that he ate your sound
recordist. That was very...
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[DIALOGUE INAUDIBLE]
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Yeah. Wasn't very cool. We'll, uh,
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we'll make sure we
look after you people.
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And how are we going to do that?
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[WHISPERS]: I don't know, uh...
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NADJA: Of course it's a trap.
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Why would the Baron want
to go on a night out?
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Because he wants to know how
much of America we've conquered.
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And when he finds out that we've
just conquered our street
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and part of Ashley Street,
he's going to kill us.
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But if we seriously think
he's gonna "quack" us...
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- NADJA: Which we do.
- ... then we should "quack" him first.
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You want us to quack him?
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If you think he's gonna
"whack" us first, yes.
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Laszlo, be quiet. We will not
discuss this any further.
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It is the greatest violation
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of the unnatural order by which we live.
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- Also, can he even die?
- [DOOR CLOSES]
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- NADJA: Oh, my...
- [SHOUTS]
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NANDOR: You happy now? You just scared
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the shit out of all three of us?
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Hmm? You don't knock anymore?
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Is this the new you? Hmm?
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Sorry, I just wanted to inform
you that the Baron's ready.
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- Oh.
- NADJA: God...
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He's really terrifying.
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Yes, okay, well, we all
are, we are vampires.
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Well...
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- [HISSES]
- Eh.
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[HISSES]
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Get out.
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We shall call this night Operation...
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Accidentally Kill the Baron.
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Absolutely not. At least
think of a different name.
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This conversation never happened.
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[OWL HOOTS]
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[CREAKING]
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[WHISPERING]: She keeps looking at me.
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Don't look at her.
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[NADJA LAUGHS NERVOUSLY]
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Bloody hell, he's wearing two ruffs.
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- [APPLAUSE]
- Let our grand evening
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on the town commence.
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- NADJA: Yes! Very good.
- [CHUCKLES] Yes.
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Yes, uh, this is what
you're going to wear?
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Is it not right?
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Y-Yes, I mean, you look
the... dog's knackers.
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But, um, where we come from, two ruffs
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means you're up for anything.
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Uh, it's best just to kind of
blend in like... like we are now.
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Yes.
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Yes, I see.
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I want to walk amongst
the commoners unnoticed.
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- NADJA: Yes.
- A prince amongst paupers.
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- NADJA: Yes, very good. Very good.
- NANDOR: Exactly.
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Two ruffs don't make a right.
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[LOW SNARL]
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Colin Robinson.
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Oh, wow. Uh... hello.
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NANDOR: You wouldn't happen to have any
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human-type clothes to lend to the Baron?
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Uh, yeah, I-I could
scrounge something up.
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What size are you?
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Mm, this size.
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And what kind of vibe
are-are you going for?
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Jeans, T-shirt? Are you a
jeans and T-shirt type of guy?
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Probably not shorts.
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Um, maybe some cords, some w-wale cords.
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He is not coming along, is he?
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I will take care of it.
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Oh, okay. But don't make
a big thing out of it.
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- Mm?
- Okay.
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LASZLO: Vampires have
hidden amongst humans
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for millennia.
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There are some in the
community that believe
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that vampires should rule the world.
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One such person
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is the Baron.
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And he's become a massive prick.
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Absolutely agree.
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LASZLO: Which is ironic,
because he doesn't have one.
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[BATS SQUEAKING]
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Where is he?
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He was right behind us.
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[CAWING]
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- LASZLO: Ah.
- NANDOR: He's going to frighten
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the townspeople.
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- Oh.
- [GRUNTS]
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- LASZLO: Um...
- MAN: Holy shit.
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A lot of these buildings
are, uh, are taverns,
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- or bars as they call them.
- NADJA: Don't mind him.
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- WOMAN: Did you see that?
- Why are these pedestrians
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- making rictus faces at us?
- MAN 2: Oh, my God.
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Devils suck, man.
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- [CHUCKLES]
- We are vampires!
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Shh! What are you doing?
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He is literally going around,
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telling everyone, "Nice to
meet you, I am vampire."
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And, you know, there's
only so many times
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you can say that he's joking,
because look at his face.
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- Yo, Laz. Nadja. Whoa...
- [LOW GROWL]
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I was just, uh, stocking upon some brews
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for the big game.
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Who is this guy?
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[GROANING]
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NADJA: No, no, no. This is
our neighbor Sean, sire.
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NANDOR: He brings our trash cans in
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when we forget them.
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[GRUNTS]
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[COUGHS]
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What the fuck? How did he... ?
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LASZLO: Shut up. You
won't remember anything
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from the last five minutes.
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Yo, Laz, Nadja.
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I was just going to stock
up on some more brews.
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- [GROANING]
- Oh, no, no, no, no.
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LASZLO: No, no, no, no...
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BARON: We will fill this place
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with the carcasses of the conquered.
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Some humans will become slaves.
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The rest, food.
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Slave.
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WOMAN [OVER P.A.]: Pharmacy,
pick up line three, please.
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Pharmacy, line three.
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[GASPS]
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Food.
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He's as mad as a wax banana.
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- He's a fucking liability.
- I think it might be
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better if he dies.
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How about we just put his coffin
on a nice, long ocean journey?
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Look at this wonderful talisman.
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- Whoop.
- [LAUGHTER]
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Need I haggle with the proprietor?
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- Just put it in your pocket.
- Hmm. It is done.
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BARON: Let us see, what to drink.
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What to... [GASPS]
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[MOANS]
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- LASZLO: Oh, no, no.
- [LAUGHS]
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00:09:42,640 --> 00:09:44,760
[OVERLAPPING CHATTER]
252
00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:47,810
NANDOR: Oh, give him a nice hug from us.
253
00:09:47,820 --> 00:09:49,290
- Is he okay? I...
- NADJA: Ha, ha.
254
00:09:49,300 --> 00:09:51,189
Whoa, dear. Hi.
255
00:09:51,190 --> 00:09:53,950
The Baron is being very loud and obvious
256
00:09:53,960 --> 00:09:56,980
and vampirey and reckless.
257
00:09:56,990 --> 00:10:00,510
He had a very high alcohol content.
258
00:10:00,520 --> 00:10:02,510
Do you think maybe we
should move the body?
259
00:10:02,520 --> 00:10:05,150
Now he's just gone up to a drunk man
260
00:10:05,160 --> 00:10:07,430
and he's drunk the drunk man's blood
261
00:10:07,440 --> 00:10:09,339
that has made him drunk.
262
00:10:09,340 --> 00:10:11,300
[SIGHS] Okay. That's a...
263
00:10:11,310 --> 00:10:13,210
Just a little dizzy. Okay.
264
00:10:13,220 --> 00:10:15,469
- A little dizzy, little dizzy.
- [MOUTHING]
265
00:10:15,470 --> 00:10:16,719
[MOUTHING]
266
00:10:16,720 --> 00:10:18,799
[ALL WHISPERING]
267
00:10:18,800 --> 00:10:20,509
I am better.
268
00:10:20,510 --> 00:10:22,559
Back in the saddle.
269
00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:25,010
The drinking saddle!
270
00:10:26,570 --> 00:10:27,760
That was bollocks.
271
00:10:31,900 --> 00:10:34,739
♪ We need you now... ♪
272
00:10:34,740 --> 00:10:37,020
You people are as much
fun as the plague.
273
00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:39,690
Remember the plague? And
how much fun it was?
274
00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:40,739
That's this.
275
00:10:40,740 --> 00:10:43,490
- Let's liven this place up.
- Not too lively.
276
00:10:43,500 --> 00:10:47,459
It's very important to just
blend in and go with the flow.
277
00:10:47,460 --> 00:10:49,079
Or we could do shots.
278
00:10:49,080 --> 00:10:51,379
Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots,
279
00:10:51,380 --> 00:10:53,669
shots, shots, shots,
shots, shots, shots,
280
00:10:53,670 --> 00:10:55,259
shots, shots, shots, shots.
281
00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:56,590
[MAN GASPING]
282
00:10:56,600 --> 00:10:57,960
LASZLO: For God's sake.
283
00:10:57,970 --> 00:11:01,050
Oh, who wants a shot? [SNARLS]
284
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:02,950
We could do shots.
285
00:11:02,960 --> 00:11:04,219
[BARON MOANING]
286
00:11:04,220 --> 00:11:07,189
Just a minute.
287
00:11:07,190 --> 00:11:10,050
- [ALL LAUGHING]
- And I said,
288
00:11:10,060 --> 00:11:13,230
"No, how do you like your stakes?"
289
00:11:13,240 --> 00:11:15,900
And pushed it right
through his stupid heart.
290
00:11:15,910 --> 00:11:18,350
[NADJA SHRIEKS WITH LAUGHTER]
291
00:11:18,360 --> 00:11:20,070
You know I'm not really a baron.
292
00:11:20,080 --> 00:11:21,869
NANDOR [SLURRING]: Yes, you are.
293
00:11:21,870 --> 00:11:23,760
You're the Baron.
294
00:11:23,770 --> 00:11:27,030
No, I am not. It was a nickname.
295
00:11:27,040 --> 00:11:28,810
To tease me.
296
00:11:28,820 --> 00:11:31,330
Barren, B-A-R-R-E-N.
297
00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:32,390
Huh.
298
00:11:32,400 --> 00:11:35,030
Because I cannot sire offspring
299
00:11:35,040 --> 00:11:37,790
due to my lack of genitals.
300
00:11:37,800 --> 00:11:40,420
- Hello... whoop!
- There it isn't.
301
00:11:40,430 --> 00:11:41,640
NADJA: I like it.
302
00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:45,610
All I ever wanted was a child of my own.
303
00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:49,640
Well, I don't know, Baron.
304
00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,609
Maybe we could be your children.
305
00:11:52,610 --> 00:11:54,770
- NADJA: Yes.
- Yes.
306
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,029
- Yes.
- Also, maybe
307
00:11:56,030 --> 00:11:58,489
you want to pull your
pants back up now or... ?
308
00:11:58,490 --> 00:12:00,740
Hmm? Oh, of course.
309
00:12:00,750 --> 00:12:02,780
NADJA: Aw...
310
00:12:05,240 --> 00:12:06,980
[GROUP LAUGHING]
311
00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:08,690
NADJA: The Baron,
312
00:12:08,700 --> 00:12:11,080
he told us very sad story.
313
00:12:12,600 --> 00:12:14,170
We might not kill him now...
314
00:12:14,180 --> 00:12:16,020
no, not going to kill him.
315
00:12:17,550 --> 00:12:19,580
BARON: It's just hard.
316
00:12:19,590 --> 00:12:23,260
I used to derive such
pleasure from killing,
317
00:12:23,270 --> 00:12:25,310
but now... it's just a thing
318
00:12:25,320 --> 00:12:28,770
I do because... why?
319
00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:31,189
Because I've always done it, I guess?
320
00:12:31,190 --> 00:12:34,310
And these dark rages that overtake me,
321
00:12:34,320 --> 00:12:36,750
oh, my mind is devouring itself.
322
00:12:36,760 --> 00:12:38,100
Aw...
323
00:12:38,110 --> 00:12:39,690
We're all going through shit.
324
00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,489
It's hard doing what we do.
325
00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:43,100
BARON: You know...
326
00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:45,400
this is going to sound odd, but...
327
00:12:45,410 --> 00:12:47,850
I was thinking of killing
all of you tonight.
328
00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:49,670
- NADJA: Ah.
- Yeah, yeah, I was.
329
00:12:49,680 --> 00:12:50,810
Ah.
330
00:12:50,820 --> 00:12:51,950
BARON: What have I become?
331
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:55,580
[NADJA AND LASZLO CHUCKLE WEAKLY]
332
00:12:57,260 --> 00:12:59,040
Guess what.
333
00:12:59,050 --> 00:13:00,660
[NANDOR GIGGLES]
334
00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:04,470
We were going to kill you tonight, too.
335
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:05,929
[SNICKERS]
336
00:13:05,930 --> 00:13:10,130
[TRIO LAUGHING]
337
00:13:10,140 --> 00:13:11,930
NANDOR: We were going to kill you!
338
00:13:11,940 --> 00:13:14,890
[LAUGHING]: It was,
it was Laszlo's idea.
339
00:13:14,900 --> 00:13:17,479
- Yeah, it was.
- [TRIO LAUGHING]
340
00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:18,859
He had the stake,
341
00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:20,399
- the...
- [LAUGHTER STOPS]
342
00:13:20,400 --> 00:13:23,060
... stake...
343
00:13:23,070 --> 00:13:25,699
I beg your pardon?
344
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:27,029
NANDOR: Uh...
345
00:13:27,030 --> 00:13:28,739
LASZLO: He was just joking, it was,
346
00:13:28,740 --> 00:13:31,249
it was just an idea that
we were kicking upstream.
347
00:13:31,250 --> 00:13:33,910
NANDOR: Was more of a
"what if" situation.
348
00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:35,770
Like, "What if?" and then "No."
349
00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:36,789
Shut up.
350
00:13:36,790 --> 00:13:38,540
- [GROANS]
- [NADJA GIGGLES NERVOUSLY]
351
00:13:38,550 --> 00:13:41,910
You... "kicked upstream"
352
00:13:41,920 --> 00:13:46,170
the idea of killing... me?
353
00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:48,840
As a joke. Nothing more.
354
00:13:48,850 --> 00:13:50,240
NADJA: Just a... a laugh.
355
00:13:50,250 --> 00:13:51,480
NANDOR: Nothing happened.
356
00:13:59,450 --> 00:14:01,140
[LAUGHS]
357
00:14:01,150 --> 00:14:02,750
LASZLO: Oh...
358
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:04,609
- Your faces!
- Oh, the Baron...
359
00:14:04,610 --> 00:14:05,620
- Oh...
- You shithead.
360
00:14:05,630 --> 00:14:07,869
BARON: Oh, I am proud of you.
361
00:14:07,870 --> 00:14:09,760
If I were you, I would
have done the same thing.
362
00:14:09,770 --> 00:14:11,329
[ALL LAUGHING, CHATTERING]
363
00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:12,619
BARON: Where is next?
364
00:14:12,620 --> 00:14:14,330
You know what I have
always wanted to try?
365
00:14:14,340 --> 00:14:16,020
- Coprophilia.
- No.
366
00:14:16,030 --> 00:14:17,630
Pizza pie.
367
00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,160
Is it as wonderful as they sa... ?
368
00:14:20,170 --> 00:14:22,049
Coprophilia?
369
00:14:22,050 --> 00:14:23,770
Sire, this is an even worse idea
370
00:14:23,780 --> 00:14:25,799
than when we tried to invade Vienna.
371
00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:27,429
It's certainly going
to make you very ill.
372
00:14:27,430 --> 00:14:29,820
I'm having pizza pie.
373
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,970
Oh, no, no, no.
374
00:14:31,980 --> 00:14:34,019
[TRIO GROANING IN DISGUST]
375
00:14:34,020 --> 00:14:35,599
Mmm.
376
00:14:35,600 --> 00:14:36,939
[CHUCKLES]
377
00:14:36,940 --> 00:14:38,390
Mmm.
378
00:14:38,400 --> 00:14:40,770
The garlic burnt a little, but...
379
00:14:40,780 --> 00:14:42,140
[RETCHES]
380
00:14:42,150 --> 00:14:45,600
[GROUP GASPING, GROANING]
381
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,409
Down he goes.
382
00:14:47,410 --> 00:14:49,159
- [RETCHING]
- NANDOR: He's up again.
383
00:14:49,160 --> 00:14:50,250
NADJA: The Baron has eaten
384
00:14:50,260 --> 00:14:52,150
some human food and now his body
385
00:14:52,160 --> 00:14:54,670
is being propelled
around by his own vomit.
386
00:14:54,680 --> 00:14:56,470
- LASZLO: Is he all right?
- NANDOR: Now, where's he going?
387
00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:57,789
NADJA: So, that's what's happening
388
00:14:57,790 --> 00:14:59,460
right now.
389
00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:02,629
[TRIO GASPING]
390
00:15:02,630 --> 00:15:04,880
- LASZLO: There he is.
- NADJA: Ooh.
391
00:15:07,830 --> 00:15:10,180
♪
392
00:15:14,660 --> 00:15:16,130
Uh...
393
00:15:16,140 --> 00:15:18,000
[LASZLO AND NANDOR GASP]
394
00:15:18,040 --> 00:15:19,710
Totally worth it.
395
00:15:19,720 --> 00:15:21,010
What is next?
396
00:15:21,020 --> 00:15:26,900
[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
397
00:15:31,190 --> 00:15:36,230
- [TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]
- [BARON HISSES]
398
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,740
[GASPS]
399
00:15:40,820 --> 00:15:42,620
[GROWLS]
400
00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:48,009
♪ I ♪
401
00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:52,450
♪ I'm alive ♪
402
00:15:52,460 --> 00:15:56,300
♪ I'm alive. ♪
403
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:58,430
We drank the blood of some people,
404
00:15:58,440 --> 00:16:00,690
but the people were on drugs
405
00:16:00,700 --> 00:16:02,979
and now I am a wizard.
406
00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:07,390
The Baron is, is very,
actually... great man...
407
00:16:07,400 --> 00:16:08,540
I drank the drug blood.
408
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,279
Yes, I drank some drug blood.
409
00:16:10,280 --> 00:16:12,510
We drank... we've done some drug blood.
410
00:16:12,520 --> 00:16:14,909
BARON: ♪ It is the time ♪
411
00:16:14,910 --> 00:16:17,530
♪ Of the season ♪
412
00:16:17,540 --> 00:16:20,610
♪ When the love runs high ♪
413
00:16:20,620 --> 00:16:22,610
♪ It is the time... ♪
414
00:16:22,620 --> 00:16:25,970
That's the Baron I remember.
415
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:28,490
Having a really great time,
416
00:16:28,500 --> 00:16:30,130
but it's almost sunup.
417
00:16:30,140 --> 00:16:33,330
I think we should leave soon,
otherwise we're gonna be fried.
418
00:16:33,340 --> 00:16:37,930
♪ It's the time of the season ♪
419
00:16:37,940 --> 00:16:42,269
♪ For loving ♪
420
00:16:42,270 --> 00:16:44,060
♪ Ah. ♪
421
00:16:44,070 --> 00:16:46,350
Laszlo, can you see if they have
422
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:48,450
"Girl in the Village
with the One Small Foot"
423
00:16:48,460 --> 00:16:50,140
by Vasilios the Balladeer?
424
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:51,920
- Yep.
- Never mind.
425
00:16:51,930 --> 00:16:53,090
I'll sing a cappella.
426
00:16:53,100 --> 00:16:54,909
- [CLEARS THROAT]
- LASZLO: Okay.
427
00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:57,900
♪ There was a girl in the village ♪
428
00:16:57,910 --> 00:17:00,870
♪ She had one very small foot ♪
429
00:17:00,880 --> 00:17:03,209
♪ Did she lose her foot in the well? ♪
430
00:17:03,210 --> 00:17:04,830
- It is time to return to our den.
- ♪ No one knows ♪
431
00:17:04,840 --> 00:17:07,380
- ♪ No one knows... ♪
- Party's over.
432
00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,340
[DISTORTED]: I said we are leaving!
433
00:17:09,350 --> 00:17:10,790
[FEEDBACK]
434
00:17:10,800 --> 00:17:12,370
- NANDOR: We should go.
- LASZLO: Yeah, yeah.
435
00:17:12,380 --> 00:17:13,840
- [KEYS JANGLING]
- NADJA: The sun is coming.
436
00:17:13,850 --> 00:17:15,420
NANDOR: The door's stuck again.
437
00:17:15,430 --> 00:17:17,510
Everyone, quickly, the sun is coming.
438
00:17:17,520 --> 00:17:18,540
[CHEERING, LAUGHTER]
439
00:17:18,550 --> 00:17:21,380
- ♪ Par-tay! ♪
- Come on.
440
00:17:21,390 --> 00:17:23,390
Just one foot at a time, Baron.
441
00:17:23,400 --> 00:17:25,300
COLIN: Someone sure
had a good time, huh?
442
00:17:25,310 --> 00:17:28,390
NADJA: Colin Robinson, we missed you.
443
00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,410
- BARON: Hi.
- What?
444
00:17:29,420 --> 00:17:30,689
What-What's wrong with you?
445
00:17:30,690 --> 00:17:32,480
We are on drugs.
446
00:17:32,490 --> 00:17:33,690
[BARON PANTS]
447
00:17:33,700 --> 00:17:36,610
Have you partaken of the pizza pie?
448
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:39,869
[GROUP LAUGHING]
449
00:17:39,870 --> 00:17:41,930
NANDOR: I can do this, I can do this.
450
00:17:41,940 --> 00:17:44,369
NADJA [LAUGHING]: Oh, no, the sunlight.
451
00:17:44,370 --> 00:17:46,209
- [LAUGHS]
- Laszlo!
452
00:17:46,210 --> 00:17:47,459
Careful.
453
00:17:47,460 --> 00:17:48,540
Be careful.
454
00:17:48,550 --> 00:17:50,170
- Oh...
- Oh, man.
455
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:51,330
BARON: Look at this... wait.
456
00:17:51,340 --> 00:17:54,299
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
457
00:17:54,300 --> 00:17:55,799
No, the sunlight.
458
00:17:55,800 --> 00:17:57,550
I'm so scared.
459
00:17:57,560 --> 00:17:58,929
No, no, no, Baron.
460
00:17:58,930 --> 00:18:01,110
- Baron...
- No, no, no, no!
461
00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,599
No, no, no, no, go easy.
It's dangerous, man.
462
00:18:03,600 --> 00:18:05,600
He's being an idiot. Come on, Baron.
463
00:18:05,610 --> 00:18:07,340
You're a bunch of pussies... [YELPS]
464
00:18:07,350 --> 00:18:08,820
[GROANS, LAUGHS]
465
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:10,000
NADJA [LAUGHING]: See what you've done.
466
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:11,490
- Did you see that?
- You hurt yourself.
467
00:18:11,500 --> 00:18:13,830
- Come on, Baron.
- Put your night skirts on
468
00:18:13,840 --> 00:18:14,910
- and go to coffin.
- BARON: All right, okay,
469
00:18:14,920 --> 00:18:16,739
- okay, okay.
- Go to coffin, Baron.
470
00:18:16,740 --> 00:18:19,449
Thing off, I don't know how
to work this. [LAUGHS]
471
00:18:19,450 --> 00:18:20,659
- [NADJA LAUGHS, GASPS]
- Oh... ah!
472
00:18:20,660 --> 00:18:21,789
LASZLO: Oh, shit.
473
00:18:21,790 --> 00:18:24,159
[BARON GASPING]
474
00:18:24,160 --> 00:18:26,459
[GRUNTING]
475
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:28,450
LASZLO: Baron?
476
00:18:28,460 --> 00:18:31,060
Well, that was unexpected. [LAUGHS]
477
00:18:31,070 --> 00:18:32,890
Uh, oh... oh...
478
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:36,370
oh... aw...
479
00:18:36,380 --> 00:18:38,469
Hello. Oh.
480
00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:40,460
[EXCLAIMS]
481
00:18:40,470 --> 00:18:42,290
- NADJA: Shit.
- LASZLO: Shit.
482
00:18:42,300 --> 00:18:44,130
- Is he dead?
- Oh, no.
483
00:18:44,140 --> 00:18:46,710
[HISSES] Ouchie.
484
00:18:46,720 --> 00:18:48,250
Just a little sore.
485
00:18:48,260 --> 00:18:50,070
Oh, God... Oh. Oh...
486
00:18:50,080 --> 00:18:52,570
lucky I missed these wooden stakes.
487
00:18:52,580 --> 00:18:53,680
[ALL LAUGH]
488
00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:55,510
He's safe.
489
00:18:55,520 --> 00:18:57,160
I am okay.
490
00:18:58,460 --> 00:19:00,830
[YELPS]
491
00:19:04,840 --> 00:19:06,590
What's that smell?
492
00:19:06,600 --> 00:19:08,540
Hey, I got the rose...
493
00:19:10,500 --> 00:19:12,460
[WHISPERS]: Fuck.
494
00:19:13,000 --> 00:19:14,380
[GASPS]
495
00:19:16,770 --> 00:19:17,839
Oh...
496
00:19:17,840 --> 00:19:18,990
- Wow.
- [GROANS]
497
00:19:19,000 --> 00:19:21,259
Oh, shit.
498
00:19:21,260 --> 00:19:23,210
♪ Let's go sunning ♪
499
00:19:23,220 --> 00:19:24,640
♪ It's so good for you ♪
500
00:19:24,650 --> 00:19:26,560
♪ Let's go sunning ♪
501
00:19:26,570 --> 00:19:28,300
♪ 'Neath the sky of blue ♪
502
00:19:28,310 --> 00:19:31,260
♪ Greet the sun every morn ♪
503
00:19:31,270 --> 00:19:34,690
♪ Feel as free and happy
as the day you were born ♪
504
00:19:34,700 --> 00:19:36,279
♪ Let's go native ♪
505
00:19:36,280 --> 00:19:40,020
♪ Sun your cares away, be creative ♪
506
00:19:40,030 --> 00:19:41,810
♪ Learn to live and play ♪
507
00:19:41,820 --> 00:19:45,130
♪ Pretty flowers need the sun ♪
508
00:19:45,140 --> 00:19:48,290
♪ This applies to everyone ♪
509
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:51,510
♪ Happiness to everyone ♪
510
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:55,300
♪ So let's go sunning. ♪