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Hello, Izzy.
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P-R-O-M.
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Prom is a very special night.
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JJ wants to spend it with you.
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Why should you say yes?
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You two would have so much fun.
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He knows how to treat a lady right.
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He learned from the master.
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He even knows that you like to dance,
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so he's been learning how.
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Ow, damn it, JJ!
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JJ's an excellent student.
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I've already given this
promposal video an "A."
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The casting is inspired.
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I even signed a document
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barring me from coming
within 500 feet of the event.
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And the best part is, when you say yes,
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I heard of this thing
called a confetti cannon,
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and I'm gonna get one,
and I'm gonna use it,
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and I'm gonna be all, "Yeeeeaaaah!"
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Oi! No confetti cannon!
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You only get one prom.
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At this school, it's
juniors and seniors, so two.
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Also, JJ repeated senior year,
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so three, but he didn't
have a date for those.
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- Go to prom with JJ.
- Go to prom with JJ.
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I really won't be there.
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Go to prom with JJ!
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"Will you go to prom with me?"
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- That was amazing, bud.
- Don't change a thing.
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- It's perfect.
- I have...
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one thought.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
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What?
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♪ Fly me to the moon ♪
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♪ Let me play among the st... ♪
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"May I have this dance?"
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♪ ...ars ♪
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You don't dance.
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♪ Let me see ♪
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♪ What spring is like ♪
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"I think you'll find that you're wrong."
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Kinda with my phrasing.
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♪ ...piter and Mars ♪
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♪ In other words ♪
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♪ Hold my hand ♪
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♪ In other words ♪
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♪ Baby, kiss me ♪
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You learned this? What for?
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"A special girl and a special night."
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Hello, Izzy. P-R-O-M. Prom.
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Oh... prom.
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That is so sweet, JJ,
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but I don't want to go to prom.
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Wait, but, wh... what do you mean?
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Look, I signed up for
the prom committee.
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I had this whole "Grease" theme planned,
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'50s costumes,
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we were gonna bring in a
car to take pictures in.
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I mean, doesn't that sound cool?
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Sorry, I haven't heard
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anything but screaming up here
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since you said "no."
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And then Colleen Pratt swoops in
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with her dumb "Heaven" theme
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and everyone jumps on it
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because her mom owns a froyo place
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and gives them free toppings.
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It's wrong.
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"Izzy, that's silly.
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Just come."
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But I don't want to.
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"If you cared about me,
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- you would.
- "If you cared about me,
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you wouldn't force me to.
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Look, you can go, just not with me.
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"Yeah, right. You don't care
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if I go to prom with someone else?
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'Cause I will."
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Be my guest.
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He didn't want the cannon,
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and she said no!
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- What are you talking about?
- She said no?
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Firin' up the "no" cannon!
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Thank you so much.
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We're very excited about the new line.
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Sorry, Maya and Melanie are on
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an important phone call with the bank.
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I'm kind of the third partner.
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Oh, one thing I've been dying to know...
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What is the company?
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They make adaptive clothing
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for people with disabilities.
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Okay, cool.
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And it's "Fun Pantssssssss"
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with eight S's?
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It's really not.
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We have a great ad campaign already.
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You can't see it, but
I'm holding up the poster.
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It's got both of our sons on it.
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Everything looks good.
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I mean, your projections
are a little rosy.
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- I'm sorry? Rosy?
- Well, it's hard to imagine
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you can go global in a year.
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Well, it's not hard for me to imagine.
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I'm actually imagining it right now.
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Hmm. There, I just imagined it again.
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I know you believe in this company,
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but you need to be realistic.
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Oh, please. I will take your advice
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when your bank can
figure out how to keep
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a bloody pen on a chain.
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I reject your loan offer.
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- Didn't make one.
- And know this, Christine...
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I apologize for my outburst.
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I take it all back.
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Please give us the loan.
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- What the...
- You gotta have
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an impossibly perfect Maya impression
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to get you out of
situations like this. I do.
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I don't think this is gonna work out.
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Good luck to you.
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You know what, Joyce?
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Can you please print
out the notes to that
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so we can see what we all did wrong?
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I cannot believe Izzy turned you down.
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No one rejects my brother.
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- Aww.
- JJ.
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Almost caught you supporting me.
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Ya gettin' sloppy!
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"It's fine.
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Izzy and some friends
are getting together
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to watch 'Grease' in protest.
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I'll probably join." What?
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So she wins?
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"It's called 'compromise.'"
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Compromise on prom?
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Promcomise?
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That's got a great ring to it,
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but it's no reason to do it.
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"It's taken me
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so long to find someone.
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I can't mess it up over some dance."
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Ray, you have to help him.
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- You're the guy.
- Well, I know what I'd do,
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but I also know it's what I'd do,
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so I know it'd fail.
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But it would be JJ doing it.
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Huh. So, my Ray schemes
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run through an irresistibly
charming person.
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What a wonderful controlled experiment
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to see whether I suck!
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Well, she said JJ can go with someone.
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- He should do that.
- Ooh,
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that would make her so jealous.
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But who would he take?
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Hello, Beyoncé.
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Hello, Miss Wyoming 2017.
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"What are you doing?"
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Finding you a date for
prom. You made a great video,
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so Mom's recording
the names of every girl
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you've ever said you were attracted to.
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We cut them in and ship 'em.
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Hello, Justice Sonia Sotomayor.
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The net is wide.
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Izzy's gonna be jealous.
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"No one on this list
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will say 'yes.'"
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If one does, will you go?
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"Sure. Go nuts."
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- Hello, Emma Watson.
- Actually, cut her.
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JJ and I have made a
gentlemen's agreement
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not to try and pursue her for...
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- peace in the family.
- I see.
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Emma,
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there's no easy way to tell you this...
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Maya,
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I have good news about our loan.
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Did they call back?
Have they reconsidered?
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Oh, God, no.
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But I did find us an investor,
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- and he wants to talk to us.
- Who is it?
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He's an old friend from business school.
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He's filthy rich!
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Yeah, how'd he get his money again?
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Oh, his parents died in a plane crash,
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and then he got their money.
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See, I should've done that.
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I have a very good feeling about this,
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but we cannot have a repeat
of what happened on that call.
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We're here to help you.
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You're too sensitive to criticism.
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Uh, Jimmy has a plan
to help toughen you up.
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That sounds ominous.
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No, come on. It'll be fun. Just come.
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Why do you have handcuffs?
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Grab her!
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Hey, JJ!
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It's child star turned
immediate serious thespian
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Cassidy Chambers here.
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I saw your video, and it's
so cute, and so are you,
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and I would love to go to prom with you.
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That ought to make Izzy jealous, huh?
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What do you say?
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"From Mom's clothing line.
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She's getting good."
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Okay, Maya, you're gonna ask this
Blair guy for a bunch of money,
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and you're gonna be professional.
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We're gonna try a kind
of exposure therapy.
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We've brought some people in,
and they're gonna subject you
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to the one thing you
really can't take...
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Criticism. Okay, now,
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let's say someone says something to you,
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and you want to say, "That's absurd!"
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Instead, you'll say, "Interesting."
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Instead of calling somebody an imbecile,
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you'll say, "Huh, interesting."
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Instead of telling somebody to
eat bleep and then your bleep,
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you would say...
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Wait for it... "interesting."
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Does this strike
anybody else as overkill?
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No. You are a thin-skinned hothead.
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- Oh, I'll show you!
- Oh!
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Very good, very good, very good.
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Yeah, nice touch, right?
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Honey, you do not have the skin
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to pull off jewel tones.
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Interesting.
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Fun Pantssssssss with eight S's
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is a terrible business name.
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Interesting.
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You hide behind this whole
crusading-special-needs-mom act,
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but deep down you're a
little, pathetic narcissist
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who's too self-absorbed
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to notice how everyone
really feels about her.
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Interesting.
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And thank you for calling me little.
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Wow, Jimmy.
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When you work a dead-end job like mine,
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you learn a thing or
two about licking boots.
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Or you die.
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I'm not sure which category I fall into.
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Who even was that last guy?
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I think Ray took
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- one swim lesson from him.
- Oh.
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"I can't believe you're here.
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What made you agree to come?"
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I already said l thought you were cute.
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"I'll never try to use this hand
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effectively and fail again."
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You're so funny.
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Sorry, I snort when I laugh.
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Anyway, I, uh... I
also wanted some insight
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about your experience,
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because we're doing
this movie right now,
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and it's about a character
who's in a wheelchair,
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and I just feel like we might be
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on the wrong side of
some disability issues.
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- What makes you say that?
- Um, all the super angry people,
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- uh, protesting every day in wheelchairs.
- Huh.
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"Who's playing the
person in the wheelchair?
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Bingo, me.
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Oh.
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"Oh."
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00:09:12,039 --> 00:09:13,549
Actually, I'm not in
the chair the whole time.
266
00:09:13,551 --> 00:09:15,692
See, I dance in the second
half after I get healed.
267
00:09:15,694 --> 00:09:16,867
Oh.
268
00:09:16,869 --> 00:09:19,174
- "Oh."
- So, basically,
269
00:09:19,176 --> 00:09:21,067
I want to die because I can't walk,
270
00:09:21,070 --> 00:09:22,611
which means I can't dance, which is,
271
00:09:22,614 --> 00:09:23,825
like, what I'm born to do,
272
00:09:23,828 --> 00:09:27,434
so right before I throw
myself off the cliff...
273
00:09:29,314 --> 00:09:30,358
Oh.
274
00:09:33,914 --> 00:09:36,793
Some... Some rewrites, maybe.
275
00:09:38,195 --> 00:09:40,326
"Let's talk about this later.
276
00:09:40,328 --> 00:09:44,678
So, I heard you have
an album coming out.
277
00:09:44,680 --> 00:09:46,071
I didn't know you sang."
278
00:09:46,073 --> 00:09:48,247
Yeah, if you guys are lucky,
279
00:09:48,249 --> 00:09:50,205
maybe I'll do a little
cut off of it tonight.
280
00:09:50,207 --> 00:09:51,902
♪ Cassidy ♪
281
00:09:51,904 --> 00:09:54,166
♪ Cassidy, Cassidy ♪
282
00:09:54,168 --> 00:09:58,168
♪ Cha-a-a-ambers ♪
283
00:10:01,174 --> 00:10:04,175
"So let's hear more about this movie!"
284
00:10:04,178 --> 00:10:06,352
Nothing about us without us!
285
00:10:06,354 --> 00:10:08,223
- Nothing about us without us!
- So, I'm guessing
286
00:10:08,225 --> 00:10:10,312
from their signs and angry chants,
287
00:10:10,314 --> 00:10:12,689
that they're a wheelchair
dance troupe that hates you?
288
00:10:12,692 --> 00:10:14,969
Nice that they followed you here.
289
00:10:14,971 --> 00:10:17,900
- You have such loyal protestors.
- Right?
290
00:10:17,903 --> 00:10:19,756
Hi...
291
00:10:19,758 --> 00:10:21,541
Okay, boys. By the time you're back,
292
00:10:21,543 --> 00:10:23,673
we'll be rich or sad.
Either way, we'll be drunk.
293
00:10:23,675 --> 00:10:25,197
You're gonna do great, hon. Here,
294
00:10:25,199 --> 00:10:27,808
I want you to have this.
295
00:10:27,810 --> 00:10:30,680
Your lucky laser pointer.
296
00:10:30,682 --> 00:10:32,987
From when I was
interning as an architect.
297
00:10:32,989 --> 00:10:35,990
This was before every jackass
had one, and it killed.
298
00:10:35,992 --> 00:10:37,948
I once convinced a
guy to put an elevator
299
00:10:37,950 --> 00:10:40,137
in a one-story house with this baby.
300
00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:41,604
Thank you, darling.
301
00:10:41,606 --> 00:10:43,720
You know what? Will you stay?
302
00:10:43,723 --> 00:10:46,914
You've been so helpful
with the laser pointer
303
00:10:46,916 --> 00:10:49,700
and the lessons on dullness.
304
00:10:49,703 --> 00:10:51,962
Professionalism, but,
yeah, potato, Po-tah-to.
305
00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:53,246
If you think it would help,
306
00:10:53,249 --> 00:10:54,835
- Melanie, do you mind?
- Oh, I'd love it.
307
00:10:54,837 --> 00:10:56,358
I don't want to be
alone when this carriage
308
00:10:56,360 --> 00:10:57,620
turns back into an angry pumpkin.
309
00:10:59,146 --> 00:11:00,232
- This is it.
- Mm-hmm.
310
00:11:00,234 --> 00:11:02,001
Okay, we've got a product we believe in.
311
00:11:02,004 --> 00:11:04,077
We've got an investor who's excited.
312
00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:05,993
We've got me, who talks
like this, apparently.
313
00:11:05,996 --> 00:11:07,084
Let's do this.
314
00:11:08,372 --> 00:11:09,806
- Mel!
- Oh, my God!
315
00:11:09,808 --> 00:11:11,470
- Blair!
- Come here. Fantastic.
316
00:11:11,473 --> 00:11:12,692
Good Lord,
317
00:11:12,695 --> 00:11:14,202
- oh, it feels like yesterday.
- Crazy.
318
00:11:14,204 --> 00:11:16,422
- So great.
- Oh, it's so good to see you.
319
00:11:16,424 --> 00:11:18,032
Mm! Mm!
320
00:11:18,034 --> 00:11:19,479
- Yes, yes.
- Come in, come in, come in.
321
00:11:19,481 --> 00:11:20,991
Meet the group.
322
00:11:20,993 --> 00:11:23,429
Blair, this is my fab partner, Maya.
323
00:11:23,431 --> 00:11:25,735
- Maya.
- And her husband, Jimmy.
324
00:11:25,737 --> 00:11:27,433
- Jimmy.
- And this is Kenneth.
325
00:11:27,435 --> 00:11:28,825
He was just leaving.
326
00:11:28,827 --> 00:11:30,854
- 'Sup.
- Good to meet you guys.
327
00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:31,986
Long hug.
328
00:11:31,989 --> 00:11:33,308
You two have a past?
329
00:11:33,310 --> 00:11:34,744
Oh.
330
00:11:34,746 --> 00:11:36,182
No. I mean, there was a time when...
331
00:11:36,184 --> 00:11:38,755
- Right.
- Maybe, but then I was seeing someone,
332
00:11:38,758 --> 00:11:40,633
- and then he was seeing someone, and so...
- Yeah.
333
00:11:40,635 --> 00:11:43,230
And then she got married,
and then I got married.
334
00:11:43,233 --> 00:11:45,407
Then I-I got divorced.
335
00:11:45,409 --> 00:11:47,087
And then she got divorced.
336
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:48,845
Huh.
337
00:11:48,847 --> 00:11:50,543
I'm still down there somewhere.
338
00:11:52,808 --> 00:11:54,895
They are killing me over there.
339
00:11:54,897 --> 00:11:56,766
People are gonna post
this, and Izzy's gonna see
340
00:11:56,768 --> 00:11:58,353
there's nothing to be jealous about.
341
00:11:58,356 --> 00:12:00,030
So, lose the part
342
00:12:00,032 --> 00:12:03,033
where I tell my fiancé
to marry my best friend
343
00:12:03,035 --> 00:12:05,020
because I want him to have a life.
344
00:12:05,023 --> 00:12:07,036
Then we get to go straight to the part
345
00:12:07,039 --> 00:12:09,343
where I ask the other dancers
to throw me off the cliff
346
00:12:09,346 --> 00:12:10,820
because I'm disabled.
347
00:12:10,823 --> 00:12:11,822
No, that's...
348
00:12:11,825 --> 00:12:13,048
That's bad, too.
349
00:12:13,051 --> 00:12:14,393
Wow.
350
00:12:14,395 --> 00:12:17,004
This is gonna be a really short movie.
351
00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:18,919
There's zero chemistry.
352
00:12:18,921 --> 00:12:20,573
It's like watching me talk to Mom.
353
00:12:20,575 --> 00:12:23,008
You wish you and Mom had
this little chemistry.
354
00:12:23,011 --> 00:12:24,228
Okay, I'm going in.
355
00:12:24,231 --> 00:12:26,947
Super-interesting conversation.
356
00:12:26,950 --> 00:12:29,025
Why not have it on JJ's lap?
357
00:12:29,028 --> 00:12:30,583
Oh. Okay!
358
00:12:30,585 --> 00:12:32,324
Okay,
359
00:12:32,326 --> 00:12:34,064
say "this photo sells me as an ally
360
00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:36,142
to the disability community"!
361
00:12:47,819 --> 00:12:50,472
But why tell you about our product...
362
00:12:50,474 --> 00:12:51,821
When we can show you?
363
00:12:51,823 --> 00:12:53,083
Uh, yeah, we don't have to do
364
00:12:53,085 --> 00:12:54,260
the ripping of the clothes, part.
365
00:12:54,262 --> 00:12:55,837
Actually, I'd like to see the product.
366
00:12:55,840 --> 00:12:57,610
Yeah, I bet you would.
367
00:12:57,612 --> 00:13:00,142
You do realize they've
got clothes on underneath.
368
00:13:00,145 --> 00:13:01,918
Oh, then I'm good.
369
00:13:01,920 --> 00:13:03,181
It's a joke.
370
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:10,700
- Kenneth, quick word?
- Allow me.
371
00:13:12,036 --> 00:13:13,755
What the bloody hell was that?
372
00:13:13,758 --> 00:13:16,106
Now, I understand that
my being under control
373
00:13:16,108 --> 00:13:17,925
leaves an "irrational vacuum,"
374
00:13:17,928 --> 00:13:19,884
but it is not yours to fill.
375
00:13:19,887 --> 00:13:21,503
Be calm, Kenneth.
376
00:13:21,505 --> 00:13:23,288
If I can do it, so can you.
377
00:13:23,290 --> 00:13:24,637
These models,
378
00:13:24,639 --> 00:13:26,116
they just don't have the right look.
379
00:13:26,118 --> 00:13:27,422
- What's that, then?
- Oh, um,
380
00:13:27,424 --> 00:13:29,337
Blair was just saying that
maybe we should switch out
381
00:13:29,339 --> 00:13:30,947
the, uh, temp models.
382
00:13:30,949 --> 00:13:33,211
What's wrong with the permanent models?
383
00:13:33,213 --> 00:13:35,691
See, Blair, um, the thing
is, they're our kids.
384
00:13:35,693 --> 00:13:37,998
Oh, well, that explains it.
385
00:13:38,000 --> 00:13:39,079
We'll get pros.
386
00:13:39,082 --> 00:13:41,587
Sweet kids... They just don't pop.
387
00:13:41,590 --> 00:13:42,806
Ah, really?
388
00:13:42,809 --> 00:13:44,657
Because he's out on a date
389
00:13:44,659 --> 00:13:46,572
with a hot celebrity right
now, so I hardly think
390
00:13:46,574 --> 00:13:48,751
that you are the arbiter of pop-age.
391
00:13:48,754 --> 00:13:50,663
Yeah, and not to mention,
392
00:13:50,665 --> 00:13:52,882
Sonia Sotomayor's people
393
00:13:52,884 --> 00:13:54,665
sent him an autographed picture.
394
00:13:54,668 --> 00:13:56,463
- Is there a problem?
- Oh, I would say so, you...
395
00:13:56,465 --> 00:13:58,932
Interesting man who controls
the fate of your business.
396
00:13:58,934 --> 00:14:00,447
No, Jimmy, I just don't care.
397
00:14:00,450 --> 00:14:02,403
I can turn a deaf ear
to a lot of things,
398
00:14:02,406 --> 00:14:04,153
but you did not prepare
me to listen to some
399
00:14:04,156 --> 00:14:06,935
plane-accident tycoon insult my son.
400
00:14:06,938 --> 00:14:08,278
I don't have to listen to this.
401
00:14:10,162 --> 00:14:11,727
Blair, I didn't mean it.
402
00:14:11,729 --> 00:14:12,989
I'm sorry.
403
00:14:12,991 --> 00:14:15,818
No, I am not. You leave this instant!
404
00:14:15,820 --> 00:14:17,559
Eh.
405
00:14:17,561 --> 00:14:19,121
It's actually not a great photo, is it?
406
00:14:21,391 --> 00:14:23,826
Great news, JJ.
407
00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:25,263
Izzy saw the stuff online.
408
00:14:25,265 --> 00:14:26,923
She said she should've come to prom.
409
00:14:26,926 --> 00:14:28,189
She's on her way now.
410
00:14:28,192 --> 00:14:29,254
"She's coming?"
411
00:14:29,257 --> 00:14:30,909
My plan worked!
412
00:14:30,912 --> 00:14:33,204
I never get to say that!
413
00:14:33,207 --> 00:14:36,448
"I was so afraid to push back.
414
00:14:36,450 --> 00:14:38,624
Now? Me, in the power position.
415
00:14:38,626 --> 00:14:40,408
- I like it."
- Okay.
416
00:14:40,410 --> 00:14:42,642
I'll go tell Hottie
Mc-Abelistto take a hike.
417
00:14:42,645 --> 00:14:44,993
"No, I'm not stopping.
418
00:14:44,996 --> 00:14:48,286
If Izzy caved because of some pictures,
419
00:14:48,288 --> 00:14:50,505
imagine when she sees me with her."
420
00:14:50,507 --> 00:14:52,668
But it's over, you won.
421
00:14:52,671 --> 00:14:55,212
Great news. I just got
off with the director,
422
00:14:55,215 --> 00:14:58,600
and the basketball team
no longer wins the finals
423
00:14:58,602 --> 00:15:00,776
after bouncing the
winning shot off my head.
424
00:15:00,778 --> 00:15:02,300
Listen, it's time to get real...
425
00:15:02,302 --> 00:15:04,606
JJ has a girlfriend.
426
00:15:04,608 --> 00:15:06,608
We invited you here
so she'd hear about it
427
00:15:06,610 --> 00:15:08,728
- and get jealous.
- She's on her way now,
428
00:15:08,731 --> 00:15:10,656
so let's end this date
429
00:15:10,658 --> 00:15:12,440
- and go to her.
- No, no, no.
430
00:15:12,442 --> 00:15:13,659
No, no. Uh...
431
00:15:13,661 --> 00:15:16,270
My eyes are open now.
432
00:15:16,272 --> 00:15:18,881
I, the able-bodied person,
433
00:15:18,883 --> 00:15:20,796
am no longer making decisions
434
00:15:20,798 --> 00:15:23,587
for the person with a disability.
435
00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:25,323
Boom.
436
00:15:25,325 --> 00:15:27,237
I love being woke.
437
00:15:27,239 --> 00:15:29,022
JJ.
438
00:15:29,024 --> 00:15:30,278
I'm begging you.
439
00:15:31,918 --> 00:15:34,464
JJ, it's up to you.
What do you want to do?
440
00:15:36,030 --> 00:15:38,422
"I want to boogie."
441
00:15:38,425 --> 00:15:40,686
Ooh, let's party!
442
00:15:40,688 --> 00:15:42,340
♪ Unh, unh, unh, unh ♪
443
00:15:42,342 --> 00:15:44,342
We've created a monster.
444
00:15:44,344 --> 00:15:45,647
Worse.
445
00:15:45,649 --> 00:15:47,475
We've created a Me.
446
00:15:47,477 --> 00:15:48,778
What the hell was that?
447
00:15:48,781 --> 00:15:51,478
Oh, gah, there will be other investors.
448
00:15:51,481 --> 00:15:53,017
How can you blow a shot like that?
449
00:15:53,020 --> 00:15:54,787
Is this business real to you?
450
00:15:54,789 --> 00:15:56,615
Or is it just an excuse to wear suits
451
00:15:56,617 --> 00:15:57,923
and take trips to Kinko's?
452
00:15:57,926 --> 00:15:59,158
Well, I think it can be both.
453
00:15:59,161 --> 00:16:01,097
I mean, sorry. I envy you.
454
00:16:01,100 --> 00:16:03,764
'Cause I can't just
suck it up, you know,
455
00:16:03,767 --> 00:16:04,853
I'm not like you.
456
00:16:04,856 --> 00:16:07,713
I'm not like me.
457
00:16:07,715 --> 00:16:09,692
Y-You think I like going to work,
458
00:16:09,695 --> 00:16:11,278
punching a clock, and licking boots?
459
00:16:11,281 --> 00:16:13,631
I do it for our family and I support you
460
00:16:13,634 --> 00:16:16,069
following your dream if it matters.
461
00:16:16,071 --> 00:16:18,376
But if it doesn't matter
enough to take seriously,
462
00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,403
move aside.
463
00:16:19,406 --> 00:16:22,074
I miss having a job I care about.
464
00:16:22,077 --> 00:16:23,450
I miss my pointer.
465
00:16:23,453 --> 00:16:24,798
And if we're handing out dreams,
466
00:16:24,801 --> 00:16:26,386
I'll take one, and I'll use it.
467
00:16:30,302 --> 00:16:31,389
Izzy,
468
00:16:31,391 --> 00:16:32,825
you got here so fast.
469
00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:35,697
What'd you take, the
South Coast Highway?
470
00:16:35,699 --> 00:16:37,046
Actually, you know what?
471
00:16:37,048 --> 00:16:38,744
That's silly to talk about roads.
472
00:16:38,746 --> 00:16:41,251
Why don't we go hop in my car
and you can show me the roads!
473
00:16:41,254 --> 00:16:43,488
Ray, no. I really want to see JJ.
474
00:16:43,490 --> 00:16:45,392
Ooh, they're playing our song!
475
00:16:45,395 --> 00:16:47,579
Where is he?
476
00:16:52,629 --> 00:16:53,933
Oh.
477
00:16:59,942 --> 00:17:03,372
There it is. Now it's a Ray plan.
478
00:17:05,155 --> 00:17:07,184
I-Z... "Izzy!" W-A... "Wait!"
479
00:17:07,187 --> 00:17:09,415
I can't read the board from
here, but I gotta be close.
480
00:17:11,169 --> 00:17:12,756
Go away!
481
00:17:12,759 --> 00:17:14,454
I'm not coming out
until the dance is over.
482
00:17:14,457 --> 00:17:17,130
And I recognize I'm being
dramatic in the drama room,
483
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:18,267
and I don't care.
484
00:17:22,851 --> 00:17:24,963
"I didn't have to do this.
485
00:17:24,966 --> 00:17:27,880
I should've been more
willing to compromise."
486
00:17:27,882 --> 00:17:29,577
You're probably right.
487
00:17:29,579 --> 00:17:31,536
But you pronounced "promcomise" wrong.
488
00:17:31,538 --> 00:17:32,798
I'm out of bad ideas.
489
00:17:32,800 --> 00:17:34,234
You want to just wait here?
490
00:17:38,588 --> 00:17:41,023
"Get me that in a..."
M-E... "...medium.
491
00:17:41,025 --> 00:17:44,244
And one of those."
492
00:17:46,335 --> 00:17:48,248
Jimmy,
493
00:17:48,250 --> 00:17:51,773
you're right. I didn't
take it seriously enough.
494
00:17:51,775 --> 00:17:53,306
I'll apologize to that man.
495
00:17:53,309 --> 00:17:55,970
Stupid, stupid man.
496
00:17:57,955 --> 00:18:00,137
You knew he made Kenneth uncomfortable.
497
00:18:00,140 --> 00:18:02,914
I think on some level
you were defending him.
498
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:05,072
That'd be so nice if it were true.
499
00:18:05,075 --> 00:18:06,223
Yeah.
500
00:18:06,226 --> 00:18:08,180
I should really apologize to you.
501
00:18:08,183 --> 00:18:10,923
I never considered that
while I was chasing my dream,
502
00:18:10,925 --> 00:18:12,228
you were getting left behind.
503
00:18:12,230 --> 00:18:14,143
But we're gonna change that, Jimmy.
504
00:18:14,145 --> 00:18:15,653
You have waited long enough.
505
00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:22,978
Thank you, hon.
506
00:18:22,980 --> 00:18:26,634
I... love... wah!
507
00:18:26,636 --> 00:18:27,923
Pew! Pew-pew!
508
00:18:27,926 --> 00:18:29,594
Yeah.
509
00:18:29,596 --> 00:18:31,364
Baby, I'm back!
510
00:18:32,729 --> 00:18:34,381
Izzy?
511
00:18:34,383 --> 00:18:37,384
It's me... Dylan.
512
00:18:37,386 --> 00:18:39,865
The prom's over.
513
00:18:39,867 --> 00:18:42,781
JJ knew you didn't want to see him,
514
00:18:42,783 --> 00:18:45,435
but he's got something to tell you.
515
00:18:45,437 --> 00:18:47,002
When you're ready.
516
00:18:47,004 --> 00:18:48,830
Are you still in there?
517
00:18:50,225 --> 00:18:52,486
Oh.
518
00:18:52,489 --> 00:18:55,411
Izzy, it's me... Dylan.
519
00:18:56,884 --> 00:18:58,971
I was impulsive and irrational,
520
00:18:58,973 --> 00:19:01,756
and my family has
sacrificeda lot to be here,
521
00:19:01,758 --> 00:19:03,671
and my business partner's
worked very hard.
522
00:19:03,673 --> 00:19:05,847
They deserve better, and so do you.
523
00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:07,722
I really apologize.
524
00:19:09,262 --> 00:19:10,699
Are you still interested?
525
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:13,506
Sure,
526
00:19:13,509 --> 00:19:15,048
I can handle a little passion.
527
00:19:15,051 --> 00:19:16,684
I mean, look at Melanie and me, right?
528
00:19:19,471 --> 00:19:22,786
It's gonna be so much
fun working with you.
529
00:19:25,913 --> 00:19:26,981
Yeah,
530
00:19:26,984 --> 00:19:28,551
I lied about it being over.
531
00:19:34,878 --> 00:19:36,878
♪ I got chills ♪
532
00:19:36,880 --> 00:19:39,359
♪ They're multiplyin' ♪
533
00:19:39,361 --> 00:19:41,709
♪ And I'm losin' ♪
534
00:19:41,711 --> 00:19:43,755
♪ Control ♪
535
00:19:43,757 --> 00:19:45,800
♪ 'Cause the power ♪
536
00:19:45,802 --> 00:19:48,498
♪ You're supplyin' ♪
537
00:19:48,500 --> 00:19:50,065
You got me my "Grease" theme.
538
00:19:50,067 --> 00:19:51,763
Not bad.
539
00:19:51,765 --> 00:19:53,808
♪ You better shape up ♪
540
00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:57,116
♪ 'Cause I need a man ♪
541
00:19:57,118 --> 00:20:00,119
"I also got some help from outside."
542
00:20:00,121 --> 00:20:02,904
♪ Nothin' left for me to do ♪
543
00:20:02,906 --> 00:20:04,602
♪ You're the one that I want ♪
544
00:20:04,604 --> 00:20:05,851
♪ You are the one I want ♪
545
00:20:05,854 --> 00:20:07,953
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪
546
00:20:07,955 --> 00:20:09,054
♪ The one that I want ♪
547
00:20:09,057 --> 00:20:10,525
♪ You are the one I want ♪
548
00:20:10,528 --> 00:20:12,485
♪ Whoo, hoo, hoo, honey! ♪
549
00:20:12,488 --> 00:20:15,494
Whoo! I love you, wheelchair people!
550
00:20:15,497 --> 00:20:17,265
Great! Don't call them that!
551
00:20:17,268 --> 00:20:19,132
I'm sorry, delete that part!
552
00:20:19,135 --> 00:20:21,096
I'm learning!
553
00:20:21,098 --> 00:20:23,751
♪ You're the one I want ♪
554
00:20:23,753 --> 00:20:25,927
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪
555
00:20:25,929 --> 00:20:28,147
♪ You are the one that I want ♪
556
00:20:28,149 --> 00:20:30,322
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh, honey ♪
557
00:20:30,325 --> 00:20:32,760
♪ You are the one I want ♪
558
00:20:32,763 --> 00:20:34,471
♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh ♪
559
00:20:36,255 --> 00:20:38,330
Hello, architecture firm.
560
00:20:38,333 --> 00:20:39,822
Meet Jimmy DiMeo.
561
00:20:39,825 --> 00:20:40,812
I'm sorry. What is this for?
562
00:20:40,814 --> 00:20:41,943
Consider Jimmy for all
563
00:20:41,945 --> 00:20:44,206
of your entry-level architecture needs.
564
00:20:44,208 --> 00:20:45,991
Jimmy DiMeo is not licensed
to practice architecture
565
00:20:45,993 --> 00:20:47,427
in the state of California
or in any other states.
566
00:20:47,429 --> 00:20:50,299
So why take a chance on Jimmy?
567
00:20:50,301 --> 00:20:52,346
Leadership experience!
568
00:20:53,338 --> 00:20:54,791
Likes buildings!
569
00:20:55,752 --> 00:20:58,090
Yeeeeaaaah!
570
00:20:59,419 --> 00:21:01,397
And he has one of these.
571
00:21:01,399 --> 00:21:03,748
So hire Jimmy DiMeo.
572
00:21:03,750 --> 00:21:05,126
Hire Jimmy DiMeo.
573
00:21:05,129 --> 00:21:06,739
Hire Jimmy DiMeo.
574
00:21:08,330 --> 00:21:09,971
You guys!
575
00:21:09,973 --> 00:21:11,905
A-And you sent this to
every architectural firm
576
00:21:11,908 --> 00:21:14,408
within 100 miles?
577
00:21:14,411 --> 00:21:16,026
What contact info did you put on it?
578
00:21:17,633 --> 00:21:19,416
We're making a new video.
579
00:21:20,987 --> 00:21:22,955
Yeeeeaaaaah!
580
00:21:22,958 --> 00:21:27,620
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