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Previously, on "The Bold Type"...
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I don't write for the dot-com.
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Welcome to the digital team, Jane.
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We're gonna have a lot of fun.
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People don't want perfection,
they want honesty.
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This is the real me. Heartbroken.
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And I think it's about
time we started being real
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- with one another.
- Look at how many people
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you're inspiring.
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You're also a carrier of the BRCA gene.
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- That is a game-changer for you.
- Why?
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If kids are in your future,
you need to start thinking
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about it now.
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Richard asked me to move in with him.
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I don't want to lose this.
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- Me.
- What do you want to do?
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I want to move in with Richard.
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[laughs]
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[upbeat music]
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♪ ♪
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Turns out I am a hoarder. [laughs]
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- Who knew?
- I did.
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- Ha-ha.
- Gonna miss your mess, though.
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I know you will.
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I think I'm all packed.
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[sighs]
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Officially out of here.
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Oh. Thanks.
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You know, um...
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I could just ask them to
move my bed back and forth.
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Mm, you probably should.
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But first they should
take their shirts off.
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- It's very hot in here, right?
- Yeah, so hot.
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You know...
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As long as I live here,
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it's your home, too.
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I know.
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[bittersweet music]
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Both: I love you. [soft laugh]
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♪ ♪
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[sighs]
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♪ ♪
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Stop.
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- Why are you taking this?
- Come on.
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Yes, my sex life
with Richard is fantastic,
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but I am not leaving Mr. Hemsworth.
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"Mr. Hemsworth"?
This is "Reliable Buddy."
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Uh, excuse me, I think that I know
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my vibrator when I see it.
I got it at the...
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[together] Pink Pussycat on Bleeker.
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- Mine's missing.
- Okay.
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That doesn't mean that we swapped...
vibrators.
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You keep yours near your bed, right?
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Yeah! Oh, except
for when we had the dinner party,
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so I moved it from my bedroom to the...
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[together] Bathroom.
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Where I dumped my makeup bag...
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- [gasps]
- ...after I got back from Jersey Shore.
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You know what, you take it.
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Actually, I think it's yours.
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- Nope, it isn't.
- No, it is,
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- because mine has a dent in it.
- How did you dent it?
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- Don't ask me questions.
- It is a going-away present.
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- You're welcome.
- No thanks, not necessary.
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I don't want it. Take it.
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[squeals]
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[buzzing]
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Well, let's do this.
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[Josie Dunne's "Make You Mine"]
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Love ya. Thanks.
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♪ One kiss one touch you're mine ♪
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♪ Gonna make you mine ♪
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[laughs]
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[sighs] You know...
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I really thought I had less stuff.
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Well, thank God you have this lamp.
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Which is great,
'cause I've had my eye on it
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in your apartment for a while now.
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- [laughing]
- Both: Ah.
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And, uh, this is dirty, I assume?
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Yes, very.
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With the move and work,
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I haven't had much time to do anything.
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Oliver's been leaning on me a lot, so...
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All right, well,
dirty laundry goes in the closet.
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- Fran does it on Monday.
- Oh, hey, uh...
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you know, Fran is your housekeeper.
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She doesn't work for me.
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Fran is your housekeeper
because you live here now.
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- I live here.
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That's so great.
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I think I'm still gonna do
my own laundry, though.
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What... seriously?
'Cause you don't have to.
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I know, but I like to.
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And anyway, these are my unmentionables.
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Then I shall not mention them.
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But I shall go tip the movers.
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[pensive electronic music]
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Okay, come on out.
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I wanna see you in your
hockey outfit before you go.
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It's not an outfit.
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- It's a uniform.
- I like it.
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Give me a little spin.
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- Whoo, yeah.
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Wow.
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You are so hot.
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You are gonna melt that ice,
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which is gonna send that puck
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right into the net.
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Yeah, I mean, I want to like it, but no.
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- It's not doing it for me.
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But...
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what is doing it for me is the fact that
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you made me a pre-game snack.
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Oh, no.
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"Follitropin"?
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Oh, hey, is it egg-freezing time?
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Mm-hmm. Yeah.
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Uh, I went to the doctor and
they gave me the go-ahead
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to start my egg-freezing process.
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- That's great.
- Mm-hmm.
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- That's a big deal.
- I guess.
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I mean, it's just some injections
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and then the egg extraction,
which is a small procedure,
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but, uh, it's pretty straight-forward.
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Oh, except, um, no drinking,
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no carbs, and no sex for two weeks.
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I probably should have told you that.
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Uh, yeah.
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Are you kidding me?
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No carbs for two weeks?
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- So, what can I do?
- Nothing.
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They taught me how to do
the injections at the doctor's.
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- Easy-peasy-lemon-squeezy.
- You're gonna inject yourself?
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- Mm-hmm.
- I can help.
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I mean, I can be late for hockey,
it doesn't matter.
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No, no, no. You have playoffs,
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- which is so exciting...
- Mm.
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And, uh, I'm fine, so go.
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- And go Ryan's hockey team.
- The Zambronis, you mean?
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The Zambronis.
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Go. [laughs]
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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[text message swoops]
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All right. [sighs]
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Here goes Operation "Freeze Jane's Eggs
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to Keep Her Options
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[syringe clicking]
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- That's it?
- Yep.
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Wow.
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Bikini waxes laugh at that.
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- Hah.
- Yeah.
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- Okay, so it is 10:30...
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So for the next ten days,
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I have to take the injection
at the exact same time.
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Okey-dokey.
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You know, I love
any excuse to hang out, but
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why don't you just get Pinstripe
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Because, I mean,
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we're seven weeks into our relationship.
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I don't want to kill our early,
fun dating vibe
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with "alcohol wipes, hormone injection,
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mild cramping" vibes.
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This is mucking through
some tough stuff, and...
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- [sighs]
- It's too early for mucking.
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You want to focus on the other "ucking."
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Exactly.
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I'm really happy.
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And I want to protect what we have.
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You know,
it might bring you closer together.
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Really?
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Well, answer this question:
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Did you poop in front of Adena?
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I don't know what that
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Answer the question.
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- I'd go to the Duane Reade...
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On my corner.
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But I'm an only child.
I don't poop in front of anyone.
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And I don't see what pooping has to do
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with fertility injections.
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It's something that has to be done,
and just because
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it's happening doesn't mean
that Ryan needs to be there.
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I already have a plan.
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His hockey team is in the playoffs.
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He's busy,
and once hockey season is over,
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I'll be done with this,
and we are back to where we were.
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Non-stop "ucking."
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Is that how you "uck"?
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How you doing?
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I'm good.
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Yeah, better.
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- What about you?
- I'm... I'm great.
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So last night I got into
one of those obligatory
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"is social media good or bad?" debates,
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and you came up on the side of good.
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Kat, your #BeReal campaign
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has exploded, it's incredible.
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I mean, look, look.
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- That's crazy.
- Break-ups, unemployment,
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health issues.
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I mean, it's amazing.
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- I keep scrolling.
- Oh, hold on.
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- What?
- Yeah, just go back up.
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- This?
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"After 30 years,
my bar is being shut down.
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"I'm devastated that the
safe haven I've created for
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queer women will be gone forever."
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You know this place, Wild Susan?
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Yeah, it... Adena took me there once,
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and it's kind of become my spot.
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I'm gonna be in and out today.
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Cover when needed. Text when necessary.
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- Call when... don't call.
- Okay.
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- Where you going?
- Out.
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I'm gonna need you to run point
on the prom-themed shoot.
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- I will not be there.
- And it's all set?
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- Models, photographers booked?
- Yes.
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We can effectively memorialize
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the most traumatic night of my youth.
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Oh, no. You hated prom?
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- I... don't call.
- 'Kay, bye!
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♪ ♪
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- Hi, Jane.
- Hi.
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Sorry, I didn't want to interrupt.
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Oh, not at all.
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I did this incredible retreat at Kripalu
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and they taught me mini-meditations.
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Five minutes and I'm fully aligned
with the present moment.
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And here for you, so go.
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I'm starting my egg-freezing
process this week.
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- Obsessed.
- Good.
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Because I'm writing a piece on it.
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Wait, Jane.
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So what's your angle?
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Demystifying the egg-freezing process.
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Mm. Yeah, needs a little bit more.
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No problem. It's probably
better for the magazine anyway.
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Remember, you write for the dot-com.
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I really want this one for the dot-com,
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- so we just need to plus it up.
- [scoffs]
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Plus it up?
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Plus up the challenges
of my medical condition?
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Yeah, next-level it. Find a fresh angle.
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Once you figure that out,
then you can write your piece.
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Thanks, Jane.
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♪ ♪
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Jacqueline.
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Andrew told me you wanted to talk?
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Yes, I saw that you are
reaching out to Cardi B
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for digital's new date-night column.
262
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I was hoping that maybe
you could hold off on that,
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because we're trying
to get Cardi for a feature
264
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in the magazine, and it's kind
of an either/or situation.
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Wow.
266
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Do you have a problem with that?
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No, I'm just a little surprised.
268
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Patrick, it's really important
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that digital and print
work well together,
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especially since we're
sharing resources...
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You misunderstand.
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Of course, I will hold off on Cardi B.
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I'm just a little surprised
that digital and print
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are throwing elbows for the same talent.
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Mm, I gotta up my game.
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♪ ♪
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"Plus it up"? Egg-freezing is emotional,
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and hard, and plenty plussed-up.
279
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Okay, look,
I know you don't like the guy,
280
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but you have to admit
it's pretty cool that
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he authorized a field
trip to Wild Susan.
282
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I want you guys to see how great it is.
283
00:10:53,259 --> 00:10:54,859
Hey, do you guys think
it's weird that I don't
284
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want Richard's housekeeper
doing my laundry?
285
00:10:56,629 --> 00:10:58,229
- That's insane.
- Yes.
286
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I bet he's had a
housekeeper his whole life.
287
00:11:00,199 --> 00:11:02,933
Well, I've had
a housekeeper my whole life.
288
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I had my aunt come over
and help my brother and I
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clean the house,
but my life goal is to be
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successful enough to never have
to do my own laundry again.
291
00:11:10,242 --> 00:11:12,343
Not only have I never had a housekeeper,
292
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but in 12th grade
I almost was one at a hotel.
293
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- What happened?
- Failed the drug test.
294
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[indistinct chatter]
295
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I don't get it.
296
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I mean, this place is packed.
297
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- Why is it closing?
- It's a scam.
298
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They say we owe 42 grand
to the state liquor authority,
299
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but the fines are 20 years old
300
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and we didn't even know about them.
301
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Most of it is penalty.
We can't afford that.
302
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So, why did they come up now?
303
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Owner, city, developer,
they want to gentrify
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the neighborhood, so they dug them up.
305
00:11:40,805 --> 00:11:42,272
Now we have to pay them all at once or
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we're in breach of our lease.
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It was a good run, but we're done.
308
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Thank you.
309
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- That sucks.
- Yeah.
310
00:11:51,116 --> 00:11:53,049
You know, I love going to
straight bars with you guys,
311
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I do, but I'm still finding myself
312
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and finding my place,
and having a bar like this
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has been really great.
314
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And now they're gonna tear it
down to build a luxury condo.
315
00:12:03,528 --> 00:12:04,895
Well, you know what,
316
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we can go to other
lesbian bars with you.
317
00:12:06,464 --> 00:12:07,997
- Mm-hmm.
- Well, you know, this is
318
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actually one of only two
lesbian bars in the city.
319
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- What?
- You're kidding.
320
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It's ridiculous.
321
00:12:14,672 --> 00:12:17,407
You know what, I'm texting my lawyer.
322
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- [both laugh]
- You have a lawyer?
323
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I do.
324
00:12:21,145 --> 00:12:23,379
She did #BeReal and hated her firm
325
00:12:23,415 --> 00:12:25,448
and quit, and we DM'd.
326
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And now I have a lawyer.
327
00:12:27,585 --> 00:12:29,285
- Do I need a lawyer?
- Yeah.
328
00:12:29,320 --> 00:12:31,454
- [phone buzzes]
- _
329
00:12:31,523 --> 00:12:33,255
Oh, no.
330
00:12:33,291 --> 00:12:34,624
I gotta go.
331
00:12:34,659 --> 00:12:36,492
- Sorry.
- What?
332
00:12:36,528 --> 00:12:39,495
[electronic music]
333
00:12:39,531 --> 00:12:40,263
♪ ♪
334
00:12:40,323 --> 00:12:43,265
Hey. So, um,
335
00:12:43,301 --> 00:12:45,167
we really have to get going.
Is Deirdre ready?
336
00:12:45,202 --> 00:12:46,635
Why did Oliver book Nick Chassen?
337
00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:48,237
Because he's great at doing make-up.
338
00:12:48,272 --> 00:12:49,671
Yeah, well,
Nick's also the guy she caught
339
00:12:49,706 --> 00:12:51,173
blowing her boyfriend last Christmas.
340
00:12:51,208 --> 00:12:53,142
Oliver knew that. What was he thinking?
341
00:12:53,177 --> 00:12:54,810
Give me one second.
342
00:12:54,845 --> 00:12:56,478
Hey, Deirdre.
343
00:12:56,513 --> 00:12:58,580
Well, see you practicing that smolder.
344
00:12:58,615 --> 00:13:00,715
Let's get you some of
that genius face-painting.
345
00:13:00,751 --> 00:13:02,818
Yeah, try Bob Ross,
346
00:13:02,853 --> 00:13:04,053
because if she's the
model then you're losing
347
00:13:04,088 --> 00:13:05,654
the best make-up artist in town.
348
00:13:05,689 --> 00:13:07,656
Best at blowing guys too drunk to care.
349
00:13:07,691 --> 00:13:09,825
- Trust me, he cared.
- Oh.
350
00:13:09,860 --> 00:13:11,026
- Screw this.
- Fine.
351
00:13:11,062 --> 00:13:13,362
Oh, no, no. Um, guys!
352
00:13:13,397 --> 00:13:15,364
Okay. Hey, can you give me ten minutes
353
00:13:15,399 --> 00:13:17,499
- and I can figure this out?
- No, you won't.
354
00:13:17,534 --> 00:13:19,334
I can't believe Oliver
booked them together.
355
00:13:19,369 --> 00:13:21,202
I'm billing for this time.
356
00:13:21,237 --> 00:13:22,303
♪ ♪
357
00:13:22,339 --> 00:13:24,706
[indistinct chatter]
358
00:13:24,741 --> 00:13:26,475
Actually, the thing is,
they're all very distinct.
359
00:13:26,510 --> 00:13:27,709
It makes my job relatively easy.
360
00:13:27,744 --> 00:13:29,410
- Hey.
- Hi.
361
00:13:29,446 --> 00:13:30,645
What are you doing here?
362
00:13:30,681 --> 00:13:32,146
I just had a meeting with Trish.
363
00:13:32,182 --> 00:13:33,615
My editor. I have a book deal.
364
00:13:33,650 --> 00:13:35,049
Oh, I know Trish. She... she's great.
365
00:13:35,085 --> 00:13:37,318
She just did Marina's book. Abromavic.
366
00:13:37,354 --> 00:13:38,653
- Right, yeah.
- I'm sorry.
367
00:13:38,689 --> 00:13:40,355
Do you two know each other?
368
00:13:40,390 --> 00:13:42,090
Well, we just met,
369
00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,892
but I loved his column in "Pinstripe"
370
00:13:43,927 --> 00:13:46,728
and I'm super into the fact
that he's dating you.
371
00:13:46,763 --> 00:13:47,963
Good times.
372
00:13:47,998 --> 00:13:50,398
Uh, we should all go back to work.
373
00:13:50,433 --> 00:13:52,300
Well, maybe we are working.
374
00:13:52,335 --> 00:13:54,001
I mean, isn't that the cool
thing about being a writer,
375
00:13:54,036 --> 00:13:56,837
you could argue that every
life moment is material?
376
00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:59,106
No, not every life moment.
377
00:13:59,141 --> 00:14:00,841
- It's debatable.
- Agree to disagree.
378
00:14:00,877 --> 00:14:02,309
You agreeing to disagree with me
379
00:14:02,344 --> 00:14:03,577
- is material.
- That doesn't make sense.
380
00:14:03,613 --> 00:14:06,313
Pitch: You two should write about
381
00:14:06,348 --> 00:14:08,415
your egg-freezing process together.
382
00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:09,517
- Cool.
- No.
383
00:14:09,552 --> 00:14:11,852
Think about it: Two brilliant writers,
384
00:14:11,888 --> 00:14:15,022
who are a couple, going through
this monumental change together.
385
00:14:15,057 --> 00:14:18,258
You could really dig in,
explore the hopes around it, the fears.
386
00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:22,563
Well, I hope...
[laughs] that this isn't happening.
387
00:14:22,598 --> 00:14:25,666
Well, I really want it to, so...
388
00:14:25,701 --> 00:14:28,135
- I'm afraid that it is, okay?
- We'll make it work.
389
00:14:28,170 --> 00:14:29,702
Good.
390
00:14:29,738 --> 00:14:31,271
Looking forward to it.
391
00:14:31,306 --> 00:14:33,073
- Good meeting you, Ryan.
- You, too.
392
00:14:33,108 --> 00:14:34,741
Thanks for the gig.
393
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:37,277
[rousing music]
394
00:14:38,933 --> 00:14:41,086
So, how do you want to do this?
395
00:14:41,322 --> 00:14:43,188
Should we take turns typing?
396
00:14:43,223 --> 00:14:46,124
Or maybe one of us
controls the keyboard.
397
00:14:47,060 --> 00:14:48,527
Who am I kidding, that's all you.
398
00:14:48,562 --> 00:14:50,195
[laughs] Yeah, that's probably best.
399
00:14:50,230 --> 00:14:51,329
I think it would be really helpful if
400
00:14:51,365 --> 00:14:52,864
you broke it all down for me,
401
00:14:52,899 --> 00:14:54,866
explained the whole process so far.
402
00:14:54,901 --> 00:14:56,768
Also, I'd really love
to get a schedule of
403
00:14:56,803 --> 00:14:59,037
all of your doctor's visits,
your injections.
404
00:14:59,072 --> 00:15:00,471
I wanna be there for all of it.
405
00:15:00,506 --> 00:15:02,206
Also, I want to talk about side-effects.
406
00:15:02,241 --> 00:15:04,441
Are you experiencing mood swings
because of all the hormones,
407
00:15:04,477 --> 00:15:07,311
or is it more physical stuff
like bloating, cramping?
408
00:15:07,346 --> 00:15:08,713
You know, I don't really think
409
00:15:08,748 --> 00:15:10,548
that approaching it
this way makes sense.
410
00:15:10,583 --> 00:15:13,317
So is that a "yes" on the mood swings?
411
00:15:13,352 --> 00:15:16,587
Okay, well, what's your angle?
412
00:15:16,622 --> 00:15:19,157
Well, um... [sighs]
413
00:15:19,192 --> 00:15:20,658
I was thinking it could be
414
00:15:20,694 --> 00:15:22,660
a he-said, she-said?
415
00:15:22,696 --> 00:15:25,797
Go off on our own,
write from our own perspectives.
416
00:15:25,832 --> 00:15:27,999
I mean, you're Pinstripe, right?
417
00:15:28,034 --> 00:15:30,167
Actually, that was always
your nickname for me.
418
00:15:30,202 --> 00:15:33,136
- Not really mine, but okay.
- I just mean...
419
00:15:33,172 --> 00:15:36,272
Patrick really loved your column,
420
00:15:36,308 --> 00:15:38,909
and, uh, we can't have sex for ten days.
421
00:15:38,944 --> 00:15:41,611
That's something you could write about.
422
00:15:41,646 --> 00:15:44,881
Well, that's not really
an angle that interests me.
423
00:15:44,917 --> 00:15:47,050
Jane, I know we've never
written together before,
424
00:15:47,086 --> 00:15:49,519
but I think this could be a
really cool bonding experience.
425
00:15:49,554 --> 00:15:51,888
We could be like Michael Chabon
and Ayelet Waldman,
426
00:15:51,924 --> 00:15:53,724
only with less micro-dosing.
427
00:15:53,759 --> 00:15:57,393
I don't really think this
story lends itself to that.
428
00:15:58,396 --> 00:15:59,629
[phone buzzes]
429
00:15:59,664 --> 00:16:00,831
Okay.
430
00:16:00,866 --> 00:16:02,398
- Um...
- I'm so sorry.
431
00:16:02,434 --> 00:16:03,899
I forgot I have a meeting.
432
00:16:03,935 --> 00:16:06,836
Um... but look, it's gonna be great
433
00:16:06,871 --> 00:16:10,072
and I can't wait to see
what you come up with.
434
00:16:10,108 --> 00:16:11,907
All right, Sloan,
however you want to do it.
435
00:16:11,943 --> 00:16:14,509
But you still have to keep me
looped in on the process.
436
00:16:14,545 --> 00:16:16,045
I wanna know what's going on here.
437
00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:18,614
Yeah, um, absolutely.
438
00:16:18,649 --> 00:16:20,082
You'll be looped.
439
00:16:20,118 --> 00:16:21,884
Happy writing.
440
00:16:21,919 --> 00:16:24,887
[soft electronic music]
441
00:16:24,922 --> 00:16:30,760
♪ ♪
442
00:16:30,795 --> 00:16:31,927
Hello.
443
00:16:31,963 --> 00:16:33,662
- Hi.
- Sutton.
444
00:16:33,697 --> 00:16:35,264
It's a coincidence,
I was just about to call Oliver.
445
00:16:35,299 --> 00:16:36,931
I heard there was an
issue at the prom shoot.
446
00:16:36,967 --> 00:16:38,867
Right, yes. Unfortunately, we walked
447
00:16:38,902 --> 00:16:40,235
right into some model drama.
448
00:16:40,270 --> 00:16:42,904
Oh. And Oliver didn't step in?
449
00:16:42,939 --> 00:16:44,405
I tried to fix it.
450
00:16:44,440 --> 00:16:45,807
Lesson learned. Don't be a hero.
451
00:16:45,842 --> 00:16:48,643
Especially when there's
tens of thousands of dollars at stake.
452
00:16:48,678 --> 00:16:49,978
Yes.
453
00:16:50,013 --> 00:16:52,413
Um, Oliver and I are...
are working on it.
454
00:16:52,448 --> 00:16:54,783
Good, because I have eight pages
455
00:16:54,818 --> 00:16:57,285
that need to be filled
by tomorrow, midnight.
456
00:16:57,320 --> 00:17:00,354
[soft dramatic music]
457
00:17:00,390 --> 00:17:02,891
- And our car is here.
- I'll be right down.
458
00:17:02,926 --> 00:17:04,125
♪ ♪
459
00:17:04,161 --> 00:17:05,660
- You okay?
- Yeah.
460
00:17:05,695 --> 00:17:07,295
Yeah, I got it.
461
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,563
Um, I'm gonna go get some coffee.
462
00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:10,964
I'm probably gonna be here late tonight.
463
00:17:11,000 --> 00:17:12,666
All right, well, I'll be waiting up
464
00:17:12,701 --> 00:17:14,567
with a ice-cold martini for you.
465
00:17:14,603 --> 00:17:16,569
You're number one.
466
00:17:16,605 --> 00:17:19,907
♪ ♪
467
00:17:19,942 --> 00:17:21,775
Hey.
468
00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:23,277
Skinny latte with cinnamon.
469
00:17:23,312 --> 00:17:26,146
Extra sweet, just like you.
470
00:17:28,818 --> 00:17:31,584
Well, I'm sure you've heard
by now that the photo shoot
471
00:17:31,620 --> 00:17:33,120
was a little bumpy.
472
00:17:33,155 --> 00:17:35,022
I heard.
473
00:17:35,057 --> 00:17:38,525
Well, I checked,
and since the model walked off,
474
00:17:38,560 --> 00:17:41,295
the agency has to offer
a replacement at no cost,
475
00:17:41,330 --> 00:17:43,396
and I figured we could
use an up-and-coming
476
00:17:43,432 --> 00:17:45,364
make-up artist to save
a little bit of money there...
477
00:17:45,399 --> 00:17:47,433
Sounds good.
478
00:17:49,370 --> 00:17:51,304
Actually, it's not great.
479
00:17:51,339 --> 00:17:54,340
- Jacqueline was pretty upset.
- Well, it came up unplanned.
480
00:17:54,375 --> 00:17:58,644
So, um, it's handled.
481
00:17:59,547 --> 00:18:01,714
I'm gone for the day.
482
00:18:01,749 --> 00:18:02,982
You're leaving again?
483
00:18:03,017 --> 00:18:04,650
Where are you going?
484
00:18:04,685 --> 00:18:07,019
I'm going out, Sutton.
485
00:18:07,055 --> 00:18:08,754
Stop asking where.
486
00:18:08,789 --> 00:18:10,556
Out.
487
00:18:12,193 --> 00:18:13,726
I'm sorry.
488
00:18:13,761 --> 00:18:15,228
[tense music]
489
00:18:15,263 --> 00:18:17,529
Look...
490
00:18:17,565 --> 00:18:20,432
photo shoots sometimes implode.
491
00:18:20,468 --> 00:18:22,735
We're allowed a misstep
every now and then.
492
00:18:22,770 --> 00:18:25,070
Just get the shoot done
493
00:18:25,105 --> 00:18:27,038
by 10:00 a.m. tomorrow,
get me the proofs to approve
494
00:18:27,074 --> 00:18:30,642
by 8:00 p.m., or those photos
won't make the issue's close.
495
00:18:30,678 --> 00:18:32,578
Neither of us need that.
496
00:18:32,613 --> 00:18:33,912
♪ ♪
497
00:18:33,947 --> 00:18:35,681
[phone buzzes]
498
00:18:35,716 --> 00:18:37,349
- ♪
♪
- _
499
00:18:37,385 --> 00:18:39,385
[sighs]
500
00:18:39,420 --> 00:18:41,787
So my lawyer said before
trying an injunction
501
00:18:41,822 --> 00:18:43,221
I should talk to my city councilman,
502
00:18:43,257 --> 00:18:44,556
see if you can help.
503
00:18:44,592 --> 00:18:46,692
The Wild Susan is a
really important bar.
504
00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:48,861
It is, and I am committed
505
00:18:48,896 --> 00:18:52,063
to District 1 remaining inclusive
for our queer community.
506
00:18:52,099 --> 00:18:54,031
That's great.
507
00:18:54,066 --> 00:18:57,402
- But I'm not sure I can help.
- Really?
508
00:18:57,437 --> 00:19:00,538
Look, I'll admit the fines
are onerous and unfortunate,
509
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:02,573
but I can't have scofflaws.
510
00:19:02,609 --> 00:19:04,341
And every penny that we don't collect is
511
00:19:04,377 --> 00:19:06,277
a penny we don't have for
necessary social services
512
00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:08,279
- that improve this district.
- Well, sure,
513
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:09,781
but there's gotta be
something they can do.
514
00:19:09,816 --> 00:19:13,684
Yeah, come up with the $42,000.
515
00:19:13,720 --> 00:19:16,120
Other than that, I'm sorry.
516
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:18,423
It's really the best I can do.
517
00:19:20,927 --> 00:19:25,730
How do we raise $42,000 for
the Wild Susan in one week?
518
00:19:25,765 --> 00:19:27,965
Um, crowdfunding.
519
00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,401
You know, the first five people
to put money in
520
00:19:30,436 --> 00:19:32,903
get free drinks forever.
521
00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:35,639
Hey. I am back from being prodded.
522
00:19:35,674 --> 00:19:38,909
- That romance faded quickly.
- No, Dr. Kelso.
523
00:19:38,945 --> 00:19:40,811
- Oh.
- I got my ovaries checked.
524
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:42,779
- And we're all good.
- Good.
525
00:19:42,815 --> 00:19:45,115
Did your, uh, writing partner
happen to join you?
526
00:19:45,151 --> 00:19:46,951
He did not.
527
00:19:46,986 --> 00:19:48,953
Look, I don't care
what Patrick assigned us.
528
00:19:48,988 --> 00:19:50,821
There's some lines
I'm not willing to cross,
529
00:19:50,856 --> 00:19:52,423
and having my boyfriend witness
530
00:19:52,458 --> 00:19:54,724
my trans-vaginal
ultrasound is one of them.
531
00:19:54,760 --> 00:19:56,860
- Also pooping.
- Speaking of shit.
532
00:19:56,895 --> 00:19:58,728
I think something's
going on with Oliver.
533
00:19:58,764 --> 00:20:01,397
He's been, like, totally out of it
with this photo shoot thing.
534
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:03,099
And at first I thought it was because
535
00:20:03,134 --> 00:20:04,767
he hated his prom, you know?
536
00:20:04,802 --> 00:20:06,769
Just being gay in the '90s in Oklahoma.
537
00:20:06,804 --> 00:20:09,072
- Oliver hated his prom.
- Yeah, I guess so.
538
00:20:09,107 --> 00:20:11,807
Anyway, then he snapped at me,
which was very strange.
539
00:20:11,843 --> 00:20:13,142
He's never done that before.
540
00:20:13,178 --> 00:20:15,445
I bet he felt like he didn't belong.
541
00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:17,180
At his prom? Maybe.
542
00:20:17,215 --> 00:20:19,482
- I'd redo that night if I could.
- [laughs]
543
00:20:19,517 --> 00:20:21,484
- I think a lot of people would.
- You guys,
544
00:20:21,519 --> 00:20:24,887
what if we threw a prom
at the Wild Susan?
545
00:20:24,922 --> 00:20:27,357
Except it's-it's like a...
a charity event.
546
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,993
We charge admission, we get donations,
547
00:20:30,028 --> 00:20:32,495
we invite a bunch of people
with a lot of coins.
548
00:20:32,530 --> 00:20:34,629
I love that.
We have so many prom dresses
549
00:20:34,664 --> 00:20:36,198
and so many prom decorations.
550
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:38,900
- Let's do prom.
- Not just any prom.
551
00:20:38,935 --> 00:20:40,369
Queer prom.
552
00:20:40,404 --> 00:20:42,937
♪ We go we go pandemonium ♪
553
00:20:44,498 --> 00:20:45,710
[upbeat music]
554
00:20:46,227 --> 00:20:48,127
Oh, man.
555
00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:50,114
I'm gonna be late because
I can't find anything
556
00:20:50,165 --> 00:20:52,532
and I have to be at work
early for this prom re-shoot.
557
00:20:52,567 --> 00:20:54,400
I thought Oliver hated morning shoots.
558
00:20:54,436 --> 00:20:57,002
- "Eye-bags."
- He does, but I'm taking over
559
00:20:57,038 --> 00:20:59,138
- this shoot, so...
- Really?
560
00:20:59,174 --> 00:21:00,673
After what happened the other day,
561
00:21:00,708 --> 00:21:02,608
doesn't that seem
a little irresponsible?
562
00:21:02,643 --> 00:21:04,843
- Richard...
- Because it kind of does to me.
563
00:21:04,879 --> 00:21:08,514
- I have it handled.
- Okay.
564
00:21:08,550 --> 00:21:09,681
Hey, you wanna get dinner tonight?
565
00:21:09,716 --> 00:21:10,848
Wanna go to a lesbian bar?
566
00:21:10,884 --> 00:21:13,552
Kat is organizing a fundraiser
567
00:21:13,587 --> 00:21:16,521
to save the place from closing,
and also it just happens
568
00:21:16,557 --> 00:21:17,956
to be prom themed.
569
00:21:17,991 --> 00:21:20,158
So I would be your prom date?
570
00:21:20,194 --> 00:21:21,693
- Yeah.
- [laughs]
571
00:21:21,728 --> 00:21:23,128
[laughs]
572
00:21:23,163 --> 00:21:24,629
♪ I feel a way ♪
573
00:21:24,664 --> 00:21:26,465
Mm.
574
00:21:26,500 --> 00:21:27,832
- Oh.
- What?
575
00:21:27,867 --> 00:21:29,367
You know what else I don't have?
576
00:21:29,403 --> 00:21:31,169
- What?
- Underwear.
577
00:21:31,205 --> 00:21:32,804
Oh, I know,
you don't need 'em right now...
578
00:21:32,839 --> 00:21:35,140
No, I don't have any clean underwear.
579
00:21:35,175 --> 00:21:36,808
- Oh.
- Which is fine, 'cause
580
00:21:36,843 --> 00:21:38,243
- I'm doing laundry tonight.
- Sutton, this is stupid.
581
00:21:38,278 --> 00:21:39,777
- Just let Fra...
- It's fine.
582
00:21:39,813 --> 00:21:41,379
I'm gonna do laundry tonight.
583
00:21:41,415 --> 00:21:43,147
♪ Jump in my feet ♪
584
00:21:43,182 --> 00:21:44,648
♪ Thump in my chest ♪
585
00:21:44,683 --> 00:21:47,118
Have fun.
586
00:21:47,153 --> 00:21:49,120
♪ That's what I need
that's what I love ♪
587
00:21:49,155 --> 00:21:51,322
♪ That's what I want yeah ♪
588
00:21:51,357 --> 00:21:53,657
♪ Jump in my feet
thump in my chest ♪
589
00:21:53,692 --> 00:21:55,993
♪ Dizzy in my head ♪
590
00:21:56,028 --> 00:21:58,229
♪ I caught a rush like
I'm riding a bullet ♪
591
00:21:58,264 --> 00:22:00,397
♪ Kind of dangerous but
I'm still gonna do it ♪
592
00:22:00,433 --> 00:22:02,133
♪ Headed for a wall but I'm
gonna break through it ♪
593
00:22:02,168 --> 00:22:03,700
- Hi.
- Hi, you're early.
594
00:22:03,736 --> 00:22:04,935
Mm-hmm. Just wanted to get a head start
595
00:22:04,970 --> 00:22:06,137
- on the day.
- Wow.
596
00:22:06,172 --> 00:22:07,505
You're still on laundry strike?
597
00:22:07,540 --> 00:22:09,006
Yeah, and I'm sorry, but I can't
598
00:22:09,041 --> 00:22:10,407
just become a person
who has who has a maid.
599
00:22:10,443 --> 00:22:13,043
Yeah, that's great. I've now seen
both of my best friends' vaginas.
600
00:22:13,078 --> 00:22:14,678
What? No, this is long enough.
601
00:22:14,713 --> 00:22:16,812
And with backlighting, completely sheer.
602
00:22:16,848 --> 00:22:19,015
- [gasps]
- Trust me, Landing Strip,
603
00:22:19,050 --> 00:22:20,750
we're gonna go to the fashion closet
604
00:22:20,785 --> 00:22:22,418
- and get you some underwear.
- Okay.
605
00:22:22,454 --> 00:22:24,254
Yep, we're good.
606
00:22:24,289 --> 00:22:25,555
♪ Bump in my feet
thump in my chest ♪
607
00:22:25,590 --> 00:22:26,822
♪ Dizzy in my head ♪
608
00:22:26,858 --> 00:22:29,392
♪ La la la la la la la ♪
609
00:22:29,427 --> 00:22:31,261
Hey, who do we have
covering the Fenty roll-out?
610
00:22:31,296 --> 00:22:33,563
That would be Angie,
or she might actually kill me.
611
00:22:33,598 --> 00:22:35,165
- Yeah, I could see that.
- Yeah.
612
00:22:35,200 --> 00:22:37,233
Hey, um, I've decided
613
00:22:37,269 --> 00:22:39,636
to host a fundraiser for Wild Susan.
614
00:22:39,671 --> 00:22:41,404
- Oh, that's great.
- Yeah.
615
00:22:41,439 --> 00:22:43,306
I was just wondering,
do you think it would be okay
616
00:22:43,341 --> 00:22:45,074
if I tweet about it
from the "Scarlet" account?
617
00:22:45,109 --> 00:22:48,244
Mm. Fundraiser for a bar.
618
00:22:48,280 --> 00:22:50,879
I think that might be a gray
area for Safford Publications.
619
00:22:50,914 --> 00:22:53,882
Well, it's a queer prom
for anyone and everyone
620
00:22:53,917 --> 00:22:56,185
who feels like they missed out
or wants a do-over.
621
00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:58,520
And gray can very easily
become black and white.
622
00:22:58,556 --> 00:23:00,189
You can totally tweet about that.
623
00:23:00,224 --> 00:23:01,623
- Thank you.
- Jacqueline,
624
00:23:01,659 --> 00:23:03,892
Kat's hosting a queer prom fundraiser.
625
00:23:03,927 --> 00:23:06,761
You should totally come.
You'd get a kick out of that.
626
00:23:06,797 --> 00:23:08,463
- That sounds fun.
- Oh, my God,
627
00:23:08,499 --> 00:23:10,432
you know who would love
this is Sasha Velour.
628
00:23:10,467 --> 00:23:11,900
Oh, yes.
629
00:23:11,935 --> 00:23:13,735
She was a winner on
"RuPaul's Drag Race."
630
00:23:13,770 --> 00:23:15,270
So smart, sexy.
631
00:23:15,306 --> 00:23:16,738
She really is the
perfect person to launch
632
00:23:16,773 --> 00:23:18,940
- our date-night column.
- Oh, yeah.
633
00:23:18,975 --> 00:23:21,776
I'm familiar with "RuPaul's Drag Race."
634
00:23:21,812 --> 00:23:23,345
Really?
635
00:23:23,380 --> 00:23:25,279
If you need any help.
636
00:23:25,315 --> 00:23:28,116
Oh, that's sweet, but I got this.
637
00:23:28,151 --> 00:23:29,650
[punchy music]
638
00:23:29,686 --> 00:23:31,920
He's very passionate.
639
00:23:31,955 --> 00:23:34,122
- Indeed he is.
- Yeah.
640
00:23:34,157 --> 00:23:35,757
♪ ♪
641
00:23:35,792 --> 00:23:38,259
That shoot went pretty good,
but still no Oliver?
642
00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:39,594
Nope.
643
00:23:39,629 --> 00:23:41,162
I need an approved PO number now
644
00:23:41,198 --> 00:23:43,464
- or I'm getting paid in 2020.
- Okay.
645
00:23:43,499 --> 00:23:47,368
♪ ♪
646
00:23:48,504 --> 00:23:50,042
[uneasy music]
647
00:23:50,043 --> 00:23:51,543
_
648
00:23:51,641 --> 00:23:53,574
Oh, my God.
649
00:23:53,610 --> 00:23:54,943
♪ ♪
650
00:23:54,978 --> 00:23:57,712
I am really worried about Oliver.
651
00:23:57,747 --> 00:24:00,481
Something's definitely going on.
652
00:24:00,516 --> 00:24:02,783
It's Oliver. He's a rock.
653
00:24:02,818 --> 00:24:05,185
- Rocks crumble, Jane.
- I don't think they do.
654
00:24:05,221 --> 00:24:06,387
Where do you think sand comes from?
655
00:24:06,422 --> 00:24:08,021
The beach.
656
00:24:08,057 --> 00:24:10,023
Who cares? It's Oliver.
657
00:24:10,499 --> 00:24:13,628
These queer prom dresses
are great. ROYGBIV.
658
00:24:13,663 --> 00:24:16,830
Anyway, I found
court papers on Oliver's desk.
659
00:24:16,866 --> 00:24:18,699
Wow. What for?
660
00:24:18,735 --> 00:24:20,868
Well, I didn't want to be
nosey... er than I was being.
661
00:24:20,903 --> 00:24:23,504
The thing is,
Richard knows something is wrong,
662
00:24:23,539 --> 00:24:25,273
and he wants to talk to me about Oliver,
663
00:24:25,308 --> 00:24:27,642
and I want to talk to him
because he's my boyfriend,
664
00:24:27,677 --> 00:24:30,510
but then I remember that Oliver
is a "Scarlet" employee
665
00:24:30,545 --> 00:24:32,945
and Richard's a board member, and...
666
00:24:32,981 --> 00:24:34,614
Hasn't that always been true, though?
667
00:24:34,650 --> 00:24:36,483
Yeah, but ever since
we moved in together
668
00:24:36,518 --> 00:24:38,084
things have changed.
669
00:24:38,119 --> 00:24:41,154
- The boundaries are blurry.
- [knocking on glass]
670
00:24:41,189 --> 00:24:42,689
- People knock now?
- I like it.
671
00:24:42,724 --> 00:24:44,157
People are starting
to pick up on the fact
672
00:24:44,192 --> 00:24:45,224
that this is our room.
673
00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:47,026
- Mm-hmm.
- Who is it?
674
00:24:47,061 --> 00:24:49,663
It's Ryan.
675
00:24:49,698 --> 00:24:52,666
Come in.
676
00:24:52,701 --> 00:24:54,701
Hi, ladies.
677
00:24:54,736 --> 00:24:57,370
You have a second to talk?
678
00:24:57,406 --> 00:25:00,973
So, did you visit the doctor
after we met yesterday?
679
00:25:01,009 --> 00:25:02,909
'Cause, uh,
I've been doing some research,
680
00:25:02,944 --> 00:25:04,511
and from everything that I've read,
you're supposed to
681
00:25:04,546 --> 00:25:07,579
go every other day
to monitor the egg growth.
682
00:25:07,615 --> 00:25:09,247
- I did.
- Really?
683
00:25:09,283 --> 00:25:11,450
After we decided to write
the article together?
684
00:25:11,485 --> 00:25:13,118
Um, after Patrick decided
685
00:25:13,153 --> 00:25:15,020
and you hopped on the bandwagon.
686
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:16,522
Okay, I thought it would be fun.
687
00:25:16,557 --> 00:25:18,791
My egg-freezing is not fun for me.
688
00:25:18,826 --> 00:25:20,526
That's not what I meant.
689
00:25:20,561 --> 00:25:22,428
I... why do I feel like
you're hiding this from me?
690
00:25:22,463 --> 00:25:25,096
Because I am.
691
00:25:26,834 --> 00:25:28,500
[sighs]
692
00:25:29,837 --> 00:25:31,870
I just did this.
693
00:25:31,905 --> 00:25:34,340
I let Ben get involved
in all this medical stuff
694
00:25:34,375 --> 00:25:36,809
and it became a huge
part of our relationship,
695
00:25:36,844 --> 00:25:39,044
and it ruined everything.
I don't want that with you.
696
00:25:39,079 --> 00:25:41,146
Jane, you're going
through something right now.
697
00:25:41,181 --> 00:25:42,547
What do you expect me to do?
Just ignore it?
698
00:25:42,582 --> 00:25:43,882
Yes.
699
00:25:43,917 --> 00:25:46,151
I appreciate everything you're doing,
700
00:25:46,186 --> 00:25:47,485
but this is about me.
701
00:25:47,520 --> 00:25:49,087
It has nothing to do with you right now.
702
00:25:49,122 --> 00:25:51,356
Yeah, except I'm dating you right now,
703
00:25:51,391 --> 00:25:52,623
and I told you I want to be involved.
704
00:25:52,659 --> 00:25:54,960
I don't want you involved.
705
00:25:57,297 --> 00:25:58,897
[sighs]
706
00:25:58,932 --> 00:26:00,798
I'm just trying to keep things with us
707
00:26:00,834 --> 00:26:03,168
from getting heavy and weird, okay?
708
00:26:03,203 --> 00:26:04,702
Right.
709
00:26:04,738 --> 00:26:07,072
I don't think it's working.
710
00:26:07,107 --> 00:26:08,773
I gotta go.
711
00:26:08,808 --> 00:26:11,776
[bitter music]
712
00:26:11,811 --> 00:26:12,978
♪ ♪
713
00:26:13,013 --> 00:26:14,145
[sighs]
714
00:26:16,899 --> 00:26:17,949
[MNDR's "Gravity"]
715
00:26:18,018 --> 00:26:20,544
♪ Up on the wall down to the floor ♪
716
00:26:20,579 --> 00:26:22,279
♪ Work out our demons ♪
717
00:26:22,314 --> 00:26:24,581
♪ But the way we slam them doors ♪
718
00:26:24,616 --> 00:26:26,216
Entre. [giggles]
719
00:26:26,252 --> 00:26:28,285
♪ 'Cause love is like a warrior ♪
720
00:26:28,320 --> 00:26:29,619
- Hi!
- Hey!
721
00:26:29,655 --> 00:26:32,121
- Welcome to queer prom.
- Gay prom!
722
00:26:32,157 --> 00:26:34,524
- Whoo!
- You guys look amazing.
723
00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:36,725
- Look at this bowtie.
- Wow, is that velvet?
724
00:26:36,761 --> 00:26:38,928
- Yes, it is.
- You'll almost fit in.
725
00:26:38,963 --> 00:26:40,430
- How's it going?
- It's good.
726
00:26:40,465 --> 00:26:42,298
You know, got a good turn-out,
727
00:26:42,333 --> 00:26:44,633
I'm wearing this dress that feels
the correct amount of extra.
728
00:26:44,669 --> 00:26:46,235
- Whoo!
- Okay.
729
00:26:46,271 --> 00:26:49,205
And... oh, uh, Patrick
didn't end up getting
730
00:26:49,240 --> 00:26:50,739
Sasha Velour, which was
kind of disappointing, but...
731
00:26:50,775 --> 00:26:53,109
- Mm.
- If you, uh, direct
732
00:26:53,144 --> 00:26:55,478
your attention to the
vagina thermometer.
733
00:26:55,513 --> 00:26:57,480
- Wow!
- The night is young.
734
00:26:57,515 --> 00:26:59,348
I would also like to say hello
735
00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:02,552
to my best friend's boyfriend,
who has a lot of coins.
736
00:27:02,587 --> 00:27:03,819
Right. [clears throat]
737
00:27:03,854 --> 00:27:05,254
You can donate! It's a worthy cause.
738
00:27:05,290 --> 00:27:06,755
Okay, okay, sure. There.
739
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:08,256
- Hey!
- Hey...
740
00:27:08,292 --> 00:27:09,959
- And that's...
- Wow, Richie Rich.
741
00:27:09,994 --> 00:27:11,927
You guys are all worth it.
742
00:27:11,963 --> 00:27:13,462
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
743
00:27:13,497 --> 00:27:15,598
- Come on, get in here.
- All right.
744
00:27:15,633 --> 00:27:17,800
- Please, enter.
- Jane.
745
00:27:17,835 --> 00:27:20,235
- Why are you sad?
- Oh, well, you know, it's prom
746
00:27:20,270 --> 00:27:22,905
but I can't sneak any booze
747
00:27:22,940 --> 00:27:25,440
and I have to leave early
to take hormones, so...
748
00:27:26,010 --> 00:27:27,476
- You know what you should do?
- What?
749
00:27:27,511 --> 00:27:29,578
Dance, baby! Come on!
750
00:27:29,614 --> 00:27:31,146
Come with me! Come on, let's go!
751
00:27:31,181 --> 00:27:32,314
♪ ♪
752
00:27:32,349 --> 00:27:34,049
♪ All around me ♪
753
00:27:34,085 --> 00:27:38,120
♪ My heart in agony
when you're around me ♪
754
00:27:38,155 --> 00:27:40,121
♪ So why do you pull me down ♪
755
00:27:40,156 --> 00:27:43,524
♪ Why you pull me down
why you pull me down ♪
756
00:27:43,559 --> 00:27:46,661
Oh, it makes me so happy.
757
00:27:46,696 --> 00:27:49,664
[punchy upbeat music]
758
00:27:49,699 --> 00:27:51,633
♪ ♪
759
00:27:51,668 --> 00:27:53,968
[camera shutter clicks]
760
00:27:54,004 --> 00:27:54,969
[laughter]
761
00:27:55,005 --> 00:27:57,605
- Oh, come on.
- _
762
00:27:57,641 --> 00:27:59,473
- What?
- [sighs]
763
00:27:59,509 --> 00:28:02,010
The only thing that Oliver
has to do is approve the photos
764
00:28:02,045 --> 00:28:05,079
I already sent him
to make this month's cover.
765
00:28:05,115 --> 00:28:07,048
- And he hasn't?
- I'm really sorry,
766
00:28:07,083 --> 00:28:08,883
but I'm gonna have to go
deal with this right now.
767
00:28:08,918 --> 00:28:10,484
Sutton, come on,
this is getting ridiculous.
768
00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:11,653
Just tell me what's going on.
769
00:28:11,688 --> 00:28:12,954
Richard, you know that I can't.
770
00:28:12,989 --> 00:28:15,555
I gotta go.
771
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:20,060
♪ ♪
772
00:28:20,095 --> 00:28:23,063
[upbeat pop music]
773
00:28:23,098 --> 00:28:28,735
♪ ♪
774
00:28:28,771 --> 00:28:30,203
Club soda?
775
00:28:30,238 --> 00:28:32,338
Yay.
776
00:28:32,374 --> 00:28:34,307
♪ ♪
777
00:28:34,900 --> 00:28:36,076
So, prom.
778
00:28:36,111 --> 00:28:38,344
Let me guess, you went
to yours middle fingers up...
779
00:28:38,380 --> 00:28:40,180
- [scoffs]
- And you were Prom King.
780
00:28:40,215 --> 00:28:42,549
I actually skipped my prom
781
00:28:42,584 --> 00:28:45,552
to stay home with my mother
and watch reruns of "Full House."
782
00:28:45,587 --> 00:28:48,353
I, uh, didn't have a boyfriend
or girlfriend in high school.
783
00:28:48,389 --> 00:28:49,755
I guess I could have gone with friends,
784
00:28:49,791 --> 00:28:52,058
but I decided to play it safe.
785
00:28:52,093 --> 00:28:54,093
I have been known to get
in my way sometimes.
786
00:28:54,128 --> 00:28:56,796
What about you?
787
00:28:56,831 --> 00:28:58,664
Uh, my prom was great.
788
00:28:58,700 --> 00:29:00,666
I, uh, planned the whole thing
789
00:29:00,702 --> 00:29:02,935
all the way down to the soundtrack
790
00:29:02,970 --> 00:29:04,670
I lost my virginity to.
791
00:29:04,706 --> 00:29:07,406
Oh, that's amazing.
792
00:29:07,441 --> 00:29:10,576
It was, on paper.
793
00:29:10,611 --> 00:29:12,912
♪ ♪
794
00:29:12,947 --> 00:29:14,580
I wasn't into my boyfriend anymore
795
00:29:14,615 --> 00:29:16,816
but I didn't want to admit it to myself.
796
00:29:16,851 --> 00:29:20,786
And I chose my dream dress
but it was itchy and hot,
797
00:29:20,822 --> 00:29:22,922
so none of it was real.
798
00:29:22,957 --> 00:29:27,693
And I kind of wish it was.
799
00:29:27,728 --> 00:29:32,464
Uh, I think I screwed
things up with Ryan, so...
800
00:29:32,499 --> 00:29:36,602
I'll get you that article,
it just might take a little while.
801
00:29:38,672 --> 00:29:40,038
Jane.
802
00:29:40,073 --> 00:29:41,039
[bombastic music]
803
00:29:41,074 --> 00:29:42,774
♪ Showtime ♪
804
00:29:42,809 --> 00:29:44,443
♪ Roll time ♪
805
00:29:44,478 --> 00:29:46,278
Oh, my God. [laughs]
806
00:29:46,313 --> 00:29:48,313
Okay, I am rolling,
807
00:29:48,349 --> 00:29:51,416
so it's possible that
I am conjuring this,
808
00:29:51,452 --> 00:29:53,252
but did Sasha Velour just come to prom?
809
00:29:53,287 --> 00:29:55,387
- Oh, my God. It's Sasha.
- I can't believe she's here.
810
00:29:55,422 --> 00:29:56,521
Hi, I'm Kat.
811
00:29:56,557 --> 00:29:58,657
Yeah, that's her.
812
00:29:58,692 --> 00:30:00,091
Wait, you're rolling?
813
00:30:00,127 --> 00:30:02,092
Thank you so much for coming.
814
00:30:02,128 --> 00:30:03,327
What is happening? Is... is Jacqueline
815
00:30:03,363 --> 00:30:05,496
really friends with Sasha?
816
00:30:05,531 --> 00:30:07,865
Jacqueline's friends with everyone.
817
00:30:07,900 --> 00:30:09,600
♪ ♪
818
00:30:09,636 --> 00:30:11,302
♪ I know that you feelin' me ♪
819
00:30:11,337 --> 00:30:12,936
♪ Oh ♪
820
00:30:12,972 --> 00:30:14,472
♪ If you live this loud, show it ♪
821
00:30:14,507 --> 00:30:16,507
♪ Show it, show it ♪
822
00:30:16,542 --> 00:30:18,342
- Hey.
- Oh, hi.
823
00:30:18,378 --> 00:30:21,545
I'm fertility Cinderella,
so I've gotta go.
824
00:30:21,581 --> 00:30:24,081
Oh, your injection.
I was supposed to do that.
825
00:30:24,116 --> 00:30:26,016
Oh, no, I can do it myself. It's fine.
826
00:30:26,051 --> 00:30:28,519
Hey, what you did here
is really amazing.
827
00:30:28,554 --> 00:30:31,021
Thanks. You know,
I've been so in my feelings lately.
828
00:30:31,056 --> 00:30:33,557
It feels good to channel my energy
829
00:30:33,593 --> 00:30:35,325
into something that really matters,
you know?
830
00:30:35,360 --> 00:30:37,527
- I'm proud of you.
- Hey.
831
00:30:37,562 --> 00:30:40,330
♪ ♪
832
00:30:40,365 --> 00:30:42,565
- Oh, is that the councilman?
- Yeah.
833
00:30:42,601 --> 00:30:44,901
Well, that's a good sign
that he came, right?
834
00:30:44,936 --> 00:30:46,303
Yeah.
835
00:30:46,338 --> 00:30:47,637
All right, good luck.
836
00:30:47,673 --> 00:30:49,773
- I love you.
- I love you, too.
837
00:30:49,808 --> 00:30:51,374
♪ ♪
838
00:30:51,410 --> 00:30:53,109
♪ Oh ♪
839
00:30:53,244 --> 00:30:55,878
♪ Oh ♪
840
00:30:55,914 --> 00:30:57,814
♪ Because you should know better ♪
841
00:31:00,251 --> 00:31:01,351
[elevator dings]
842
00:31:04,189 --> 00:31:05,789
Good lord, what's happening?
843
00:31:05,824 --> 00:31:07,657
You would know if you
responded to my texts.
844
00:31:07,693 --> 00:31:10,960
- What are you doing here, Red?
- We need to talk.
845
00:31:11,863 --> 00:31:13,362
All right.
846
00:31:13,397 --> 00:31:16,199
Well, my guests are just leaving.
847
00:31:16,234 --> 00:31:18,467
See you later, Carly.
848
00:31:18,502 --> 00:31:20,536
Aww...
849
00:31:20,571 --> 00:31:22,271
[tender music]
850
00:31:22,307 --> 00:31:24,606
- Mm...
- Bye, Ollie.
851
00:31:24,642 --> 00:31:29,611
♪ ♪
852
00:31:29,647 --> 00:31:31,547
[sighs]
853
00:31:31,582 --> 00:31:38,587
♪ ♪
854
00:31:39,224 --> 00:31:40,857
[sighs]
855
00:31:43,074 --> 00:31:47,138
♪
856
00:31:48,291 --> 00:31:51,092
These look good, by the way.
857
00:31:51,127 --> 00:31:52,960
Thank you.
858
00:31:56,679 --> 00:32:00,647
So you're probably
wondering who that was.
859
00:32:00,683 --> 00:32:02,449
Her name is Carly,
860
00:32:02,485 --> 00:32:05,786
and she's the daughter of an old friend.
861
00:32:05,821 --> 00:32:07,454
A boyfriend.
862
00:32:07,490 --> 00:32:09,257
We lived together for six years,
863
00:32:09,292 --> 00:32:10,925
and three of them were with Carly.
864
00:32:10,960 --> 00:32:14,460
So, you're like her dad?
865
00:32:14,496 --> 00:32:16,329
I taught her how to Rollerblade,
866
00:32:16,365 --> 00:32:20,466
dance, accessorize... [laughs]
867
00:32:20,502 --> 00:32:22,903
What's going on now?
868
00:32:22,938 --> 00:32:26,072
Uh, Jasper, my ex,
869
00:32:26,108 --> 00:32:28,841
used heroin before I knew him,
870
00:32:28,877 --> 00:32:31,711
and recently it's gotten
the best of him.
871
00:32:31,746 --> 00:32:34,948
Um, Carly's mom isn't in the picture,
872
00:32:34,983 --> 00:32:38,018
so Carly was headed
for a group home, but
873
00:32:38,053 --> 00:32:40,186
I'm not having that.
874
00:32:40,222 --> 00:32:44,057
So you're... what?
875
00:32:44,092 --> 00:32:45,625
I'm applying to be her legal guardian.
876
00:32:45,660 --> 00:32:47,727
- [soft laugh]
- And we'll see, okay?
877
00:32:47,762 --> 00:32:49,862
The paperwork,
the vetting, it's intense.
878
00:32:49,898 --> 00:32:52,064
They don't make it any easier
for a single gay black man.
879
00:32:52,099 --> 00:32:54,733
I bet. Oh, Oliver...
880
00:32:54,768 --> 00:32:56,936
- I approve.
- [laughs]
881
00:32:56,971 --> 00:32:58,904
- [laughing]
- Oh, thank goodness.
882
00:32:58,940 --> 00:33:00,105
[laughs]
883
00:33:00,141 --> 00:33:01,840
[Kim Petras' "Heart to Break"]
884
00:33:01,875 --> 00:33:04,109
♪ Every time ♪
885
00:33:04,145 --> 00:33:08,580
♪ Gonna give you my heart to break ♪
886
00:33:08,615 --> 00:33:10,916
♪ Devilish ♪
887
00:33:10,952 --> 00:33:13,052
♪ Every kiss ♪
888
00:33:13,087 --> 00:33:16,221
♪ Gonna give you my heart to break ♪
889
00:33:16,257 --> 00:33:17,556
♪ ♪
890
00:33:17,591 --> 00:33:18,924
[both laughing]
891
00:33:18,960 --> 00:33:22,060
- Should we get a drink?
- Absolutely.
892
00:33:22,095 --> 00:33:23,394
♪ ♪
893
00:33:23,430 --> 00:33:24,728
Can we get some champagne, please?
894
00:33:24,764 --> 00:33:26,897
- [soft laugh]
- [sighs]
895
00:33:26,933 --> 00:33:29,800
- I love this.
- This is so great.
896
00:33:29,836 --> 00:33:30,868
Both: Thank you.
897
00:33:30,903 --> 00:33:32,636
- Thank you.
- Ah.
898
00:33:32,672 --> 00:33:34,939
- Both: Cheers.
- Hi, Jacqueline.
899
00:33:34,975 --> 00:33:37,075
Oh, Patrick. Well, you were right.
900
00:33:37,110 --> 00:33:39,543
I am getting a kick out of this prom.
901
00:33:39,579 --> 00:33:41,579
I just have to tell you, I...
902
00:33:41,614 --> 00:33:43,114
I'm, like, a huge fan.
903
00:33:43,149 --> 00:33:45,416
- Yeah. Just, yeah.
- Thanks.
904
00:33:45,452 --> 00:33:47,618
So how do you two know each other?
905
00:33:47,653 --> 00:33:49,320
- Oh, um...
- [laughs]
906
00:33:49,356 --> 00:33:52,089
Well, I discovered Sasha
when she was performing
907
00:33:52,124 --> 00:33:54,124
completely unknown in a little club
908
00:33:54,159 --> 00:33:55,658
right around the corner
from our apartment,
909
00:33:55,694 --> 00:33:57,260
and Ian and I became superfans.
910
00:33:57,296 --> 00:33:59,829
I was completely broke,
but we hit it off.
911
00:33:59,865 --> 00:34:02,366
Turns out Sasha is amazing with kids.
912
00:34:02,401 --> 00:34:04,101
She needed a job, we needed a nanny,
913
00:34:04,136 --> 00:34:06,370
so she ended working for us
914
00:34:06,405 --> 00:34:08,571
- for two years.
- Best two years of my life.
915
00:34:08,607 --> 00:34:10,840
And then the world finally discovered
916
00:34:10,876 --> 00:34:12,309
what we already knew.
917
00:34:12,344 --> 00:34:14,044
- Brilliant.
- Stop.
918
00:34:14,079 --> 00:34:16,813
Jacqueline told me all about
your date-night column.
919
00:34:16,848 --> 00:34:18,581
Sounds amazing.
920
00:34:18,617 --> 00:34:21,284
Come find me on the dance
floor when you're ready.
921
00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:23,286
See you. [soft laugh]
922
00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:26,288
♪ ♪
923
00:34:26,324 --> 00:34:30,159
Well, I feel stupid
924
00:34:30,194 --> 00:34:32,328
saying that I underestimated you,
925
00:34:32,363 --> 00:34:34,463
because you're Jacqueline Carlyle,
926
00:34:34,499 --> 00:34:35,964
but I did.
927
00:34:36,000 --> 00:34:37,133
Puts you in good company.
928
00:34:37,168 --> 00:34:41,137
- We live and learn.
- We do.
929
00:34:41,172 --> 00:34:43,705
Okay, I'm gonna go get that interview.
930
00:34:43,741 --> 00:34:45,641
Good idea.
931
00:34:45,676 --> 00:34:47,343
♪ ♪
932
00:34:47,378 --> 00:34:50,012
♪ Even if it means that I'll never ♪
933
00:34:50,048 --> 00:34:51,947
♪ Put myself back together ♪
934
00:34:51,982 --> 00:34:53,582
♪ Gonna give you my ♪
935
00:34:55,719 --> 00:34:58,386
[soft tender music]
936
00:34:58,422 --> 00:35:00,522
- Hi.
- Hey.
937
00:35:00,557 --> 00:35:01,956
♪ ♪
938
00:35:01,991 --> 00:35:04,759
What are you doing here?
939
00:35:04,794 --> 00:35:06,727
It's almost 10:30.
940
00:35:06,763 --> 00:35:10,932
♪ ♪
941
00:35:13,069 --> 00:35:16,127
[soft tender music]
942
00:35:16,163 --> 00:35:17,796
♪ ♪
943
00:35:17,831 --> 00:35:20,865
So you missed hockey?
944
00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,967
I wanted to be here.
945
00:35:23,003 --> 00:35:24,969
In case you needed help
with your injection.
946
00:35:25,005 --> 00:35:27,539
And if you don't, that's okay, too.
947
00:35:27,574 --> 00:35:30,108
But I pushed you away.
948
00:35:30,143 --> 00:35:32,644
Well, I came back.
949
00:35:32,680 --> 00:35:34,779
I know you said you've tried this before
950
00:35:34,815 --> 00:35:39,483
and it was hard,
but you haven't tried it with me.
951
00:35:39,519 --> 00:35:41,552
[sighs]
952
00:35:41,587 --> 00:35:45,623
I just really like
what we have right now.
953
00:35:45,658 --> 00:35:47,358
I've never felt this way about anybody,
954
00:35:47,393 --> 00:35:49,593
and I wanted to protect
that so badly that
955
00:35:49,629 --> 00:35:52,263
I tried to keep all the mess away.
956
00:35:52,299 --> 00:35:53,898
But that's dumb because
957
00:35:53,934 --> 00:35:55,934
that's part of it all, right?
958
00:35:55,969 --> 00:35:58,336
Right.
959
00:35:58,939 --> 00:36:00,805
[Elina's "Here With Me"]
960
00:36:00,841 --> 00:36:03,308
♪ It's funny how you wait
till the moment comes ♪
961
00:36:03,343 --> 00:36:05,810
♪ Moment's here Moment's gone ♪
962
00:36:05,846 --> 00:36:08,980
♪ Kiss you heavy heavy but
you know we ain't done yet ♪
963
00:36:09,015 --> 00:36:11,382
[phone chiming]
964
00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:13,616
- [sighs]
- _
965
00:36:13,652 --> 00:36:16,019
Did you set an alarm for my injection?
966
00:36:16,055 --> 00:36:18,188
- Damn right, I did.
- [laughing]
967
00:36:18,224 --> 00:36:20,057
That's so sweet,
but you're half an hour early.
968
00:36:20,092 --> 00:36:21,725
Oh, that's just the first reminder.
969
00:36:21,760 --> 00:36:24,361
There'll be another one at 10:30.
970
00:36:24,396 --> 00:36:26,629
I got you, Jane.
971
00:36:26,665 --> 00:36:29,399
♪ And it's happening to hurt you ♪
972
00:36:29,434 --> 00:36:30,934
♪ And we're not even on drugs ♪
973
00:36:30,970 --> 00:36:32,970
♪ Why make things complicated ♪
974
00:36:33,005 --> 00:36:35,873
♪ When we could stay like that ♪
975
00:36:35,908 --> 00:36:37,975
♪ Why makes things so much harder ♪
976
00:36:38,010 --> 00:36:40,543
♪ We could be gone like that ♪
977
00:36:40,579 --> 00:36:42,545
♪ We'll come across
them days that go ♪
978
00:36:42,581 --> 00:36:46,015
♪ Out their way to bring
us down to our knees ♪
979
00:36:46,050 --> 00:36:48,084
♪ So for once baby for once ♪
980
00:36:48,119 --> 00:36:52,321
♪ Baby for once be here with me ♪
981
00:36:52,357 --> 00:36:54,390
Hey.
982
00:36:54,425 --> 00:36:57,526
$42,000 was a lot to ask.
983
00:36:57,561 --> 00:36:59,161
But you got people out here.
984
00:36:59,197 --> 00:37:02,031
Loud, proud, and enjoying themselves.
985
00:37:02,066 --> 00:37:04,533
- Yeah.
- It's a victory.
986
00:37:04,568 --> 00:37:06,035
We'll we're not done yet, so...
987
00:37:06,070 --> 00:37:07,503
I know.
988
00:37:07,538 --> 00:37:11,207
- Night, Kat.
- Night.
989
00:37:11,242 --> 00:37:14,075
♪ I love you when you love
me but our boat is rocking ♪
990
00:37:14,111 --> 00:37:16,111
♪ Storm's right here let it in ♪
991
00:37:16,146 --> 00:37:17,845
♪ We'll keep it steady steady ♪
992
00:37:17,881 --> 00:37:19,180
♪ 'Cause you know
we ain't done yet ♪
993
00:37:19,216 --> 00:37:21,116
- Councilman Reynolds.
- Hi, Kat.
994
00:37:21,151 --> 00:37:23,291
- So we made $20,000 tonight...
- That's good.
995
00:37:23,320 --> 00:37:24,966
Do you think there's
any way we can use that
996
00:37:24,989 --> 00:37:26,854
as partial payment,
take care of the rest
997
00:37:26,890 --> 00:37:28,423
- at a later date?
- I'm sorry, Kat.
998
00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:30,058
It doesn't work that way.
999
00:37:30,093 --> 00:37:32,060
- The developer's gonna put up...
- A luxury condo.
1000
00:37:32,095 --> 00:37:33,328
Yes, I'm aware.
1001
00:37:33,363 --> 00:37:35,096
I mean, look around.
1002
00:37:35,132 --> 00:37:38,066
People need this space,
and they elected you,
1003
00:37:38,101 --> 00:37:39,734
so we have to fight.
1004
00:37:39,769 --> 00:37:43,138
I'm sure the condo plans
will include some open space.
1005
00:37:43,173 --> 00:37:45,439
- Open space?
- Yeah.
1006
00:37:45,474 --> 00:37:48,742
In a luxury condo?
What does that even mean?
1007
00:37:48,777 --> 00:37:52,579
Think of it like a park.
1008
00:37:52,614 --> 00:37:55,715
Right. You really don't care, do you?
1009
00:37:55,751 --> 00:37:57,918
I mean you act like you do,
you love a photo-op...
1010
00:37:57,954 --> 00:38:00,554
but when it comes to
actually taking care of
1011
00:38:00,589 --> 00:38:02,089
the interests of the
people that live here,
1012
00:38:02,124 --> 00:38:03,357
you really don't give a shit.
1013
00:38:03,392 --> 00:38:05,292
I'm sorry you feel that way, Kat.
1014
00:38:05,328 --> 00:38:07,494
What people like you
see as gentrification,
1015
00:38:07,529 --> 00:38:10,264
I see as neighborhood improvement.
1016
00:38:10,299 --> 00:38:11,308
Mm.
1017
00:38:11,334 --> 00:38:13,800
But I admire your passion.
1018
00:38:13,836 --> 00:38:21,475
♪ ♪
1019
00:38:21,510 --> 00:38:23,309
♪ 'Cause it's those lights ♪
1020
00:38:23,345 --> 00:38:25,712
♪ 'Cause we happen to
be feeling all right ♪
1021
00:38:25,747 --> 00:38:30,283
♪ Whatever happens got
this feeling I like ♪
1022
00:38:30,318 --> 00:38:33,219
- Hey.
- Hey.
1023
00:38:33,655 --> 00:38:36,422
- Did you do my laundry?
- I did.
1024
00:38:37,693 --> 00:38:39,860
I get that moving in
1025
00:38:39,895 --> 00:38:42,095
is a big adjustment,
and if you're not ready
1026
00:38:42,130 --> 00:38:43,797
to have a housekeeper do your laundry,
1027
00:38:43,832 --> 00:38:46,132
let me help you.
1028
00:38:46,167 --> 00:38:48,401
- I'm shocked.
- Not only do I know how
1029
00:38:48,436 --> 00:38:50,670
to do it, I'm real good at it.
1030
00:38:50,706 --> 00:38:52,639
I did a ton of laundry when I was a kid.
1031
00:38:52,674 --> 00:38:54,941
What? I thought
your family had a whole staff.
1032
00:38:54,977 --> 00:38:56,876
Yeah, but at boarding school
1033
00:38:56,911 --> 00:38:58,878
if you wanted clean clothes
you did laundry,
1034
00:38:58,913 --> 00:39:00,145
and I picked up a lot of tips.
1035
00:39:00,180 --> 00:39:01,947
For instance, hot water doesn't get
1036
00:39:01,983 --> 00:39:04,984
your clothes cleaner,
it just fades the colors.
1037
00:39:05,019 --> 00:39:06,652
Wow. Oh, wow, wow, wow.
1038
00:39:06,687 --> 00:39:08,420
Okay, let me ask you this:
Did they also make you
1039
00:39:08,455 --> 00:39:09,688
hose down the yachts after sailing?
1040
00:39:09,724 --> 00:39:12,825
[laughing]
1041
00:39:12,860 --> 00:39:15,561
But seriously, if I smell
fabric softener on you,
1042
00:39:15,596 --> 00:39:17,229
you're out,
because that stuff's the worst.
1043
00:39:17,264 --> 00:39:20,966
Wow, I am learning so much
about laundry, and you.
1044
00:39:21,002 --> 00:39:23,969
[Jessie Ware's "Alone"]
1045
00:39:24,005 --> 00:39:26,038
♪ ♪
1046
00:39:26,073 --> 00:39:28,173
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
1047
00:39:28,208 --> 00:39:29,708
♪ ♪
1048
00:39:29,744 --> 00:39:33,211
I'm sorry that I've been weird
about work stuff.
1049
00:39:33,247 --> 00:39:35,179
I wanna tell you everything.
1050
00:39:35,214 --> 00:39:37,982
I just feel kind of like I'm...
1051
00:39:38,018 --> 00:39:39,817
betraying Oliver if I do.
1052
00:39:39,853 --> 00:39:41,853
And why is this happening now?
1053
00:39:41,888 --> 00:39:44,822
I think 'cause we live together now.
1054
00:39:44,858 --> 00:39:46,991
Okay, well, from now on
1055
00:39:47,027 --> 00:39:51,262
when we're in this space, in our home,
1056
00:39:51,297 --> 00:39:52,897
I'm not Richard from the board.
1057
00:39:52,933 --> 00:39:54,417
I'm just your boyfriend.
1058
00:39:54,435 --> 00:39:56,601
Okay.
1059
00:39:56,636 --> 00:39:58,469
- You can be Richie.
- No, never Richie.
1060
00:39:58,504 --> 00:39:59,837
Nope.
1061
00:39:59,873 --> 00:40:01,906
- You could be Dick.
- Don't you dare.
1062
00:40:01,942 --> 00:40:03,908
[both laughing]
1063
00:40:03,944 --> 00:40:06,010
Ricardo.
1064
00:40:06,046 --> 00:40:07,179
I can work with that.
1065
00:40:07,271 --> 00:40:09,280
Okay, come here then,
why don't you go ahead
1066
00:40:09,315 --> 00:40:11,415
and tell Ricardo...
1067
00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:13,884
- how was your day?
- Well...
1068
00:40:13,919 --> 00:40:15,752
it was pretty incredible.
1069
00:40:15,788 --> 00:40:17,921
- Do tell.
- Yeah.
1070
00:40:17,957 --> 00:40:19,890
Could talk about how messy it gets
1071
00:40:19,925 --> 00:40:21,959
when all of the kind of health stuff
1072
00:40:21,994 --> 00:40:23,860
- started happening.
- Absolutely.
1073
00:40:23,896 --> 00:40:25,829
So how that got kind of messy
1074
00:40:25,864 --> 00:40:27,698
and awkward and weird and...
1075
00:40:27,733 --> 00:40:29,233
♪ Oh-oh-oh ♪
1076
00:40:29,268 --> 00:40:31,502
Move. I want to write.
1077
00:40:31,537 --> 00:40:37,575
[vocalizing]
1078
00:40:37,610 --> 00:40:41,245
♪ Just want to talk
a little longer ♪
1079
00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:44,781
♪ So baby don't you want to stay ♪
1080
00:40:44,817 --> 00:40:47,618
- ♪ A little later ♪
- _
1081
00:40:47,653 --> 00:40:49,586
♪ 'Cause I could watch you ♪
1082
00:40:49,622 --> 00:40:52,623
♪ Watch me forever ♪
1083
00:40:52,658 --> 00:40:55,892
♪ 'Cause I know you better ♪
1084
00:40:55,928 --> 00:40:58,394
- I don't want to hurt you.
- It's fine.
1085
00:40:58,430 --> 00:41:00,196
♪ Who's taking me home? ♪
1086
00:41:00,232 --> 00:41:01,331
♪ Me home ♪
1087
00:41:01,366 --> 00:41:04,200
[syringe clicking]
1088
00:41:04,236 --> 00:41:06,236
- Ow!
- Oh, my God!
1089
00:41:06,271 --> 00:41:08,071
[laughing]
1090
00:41:08,107 --> 00:41:10,440
[sighs]
1091
00:41:10,475 --> 00:41:12,575
That is not funny.
1092
00:41:12,611 --> 00:41:14,577
[laughs]
1093
00:41:14,613 --> 00:41:16,880
♪ Who's taking me home? ♪
1094
00:41:16,915 --> 00:41:18,514
♪ So I can get you alone ♪
1095
00:41:18,790 --> 00:41:22,543
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