00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:11,987 --> 00:00:13,954 [Fisher grunting] 2 00:00:14,588 --> 00:00:16,223 Is that lavender? 3 00:00:16,257 --> 00:00:17,958 [Ash groaning, yelling] 4 00:00:19,994 --> 00:00:21,061 [Deadite Lem and Ash grunting] 5 00:00:21,095 --> 00:00:23,463 You ready to dance? 6 00:00:23,497 --> 00:00:26,233 I'm ready for more than that. 7 00:00:26,267 --> 00:00:28,135 - [Fisher grunting] - [Ash panting] 8 00:00:28,169 --> 00:00:30,237 We should get handcuffed together more often. 9 00:00:30,271 --> 00:00:32,572 You wouldn't even know what to do with me. 10 00:00:32,606 --> 00:00:33,840 - Ash! - [Door opening] 11 00:00:33,875 --> 00:00:35,508 I made a little somethin' for ya. 12 00:00:36,878 --> 00:00:38,211 His real hand. 13 00:00:38,246 --> 00:00:39,712 What the hell is this doin' here? 14 00:00:39,747 --> 00:00:40,880 You have to bury it deep 15 00:00:40,914 --> 00:00:42,982 below the place where your journey began. 16 00:00:43,016 --> 00:00:44,484 Let's go back there, and end it all. 17 00:00:44,518 --> 00:00:47,052 No, you go there, you'd end up possessed, 18 00:00:47,087 --> 00:00:48,721 and I would have to cut your heads off, 19 00:00:48,756 --> 00:00:50,222 and that would just be bad for everyone. 20 00:00:50,257 --> 00:00:53,826 Where's this big, bad cabin at anyway, Ash? 21 00:00:53,860 --> 00:00:54,994 Ash. 22 00:00:55,028 --> 00:00:56,896 Where'd he go? 23 00:00:58,932 --> 00:01:01,033 - [Leaves rustling] - [insects buzzing] 24 00:01:05,471 --> 00:01:07,105 [Eerie music playing] 25 00:01:21,187 --> 00:01:22,621 Sorry, Tweety. 26 00:01:25,089 --> 00:01:26,857 Nothin' survives around here. 27 00:01:27,793 --> 00:01:29,460 - [Screeching] - [gasping] 28 00:01:30,829 --> 00:01:32,062 Jeez. 29 00:01:37,669 --> 00:01:39,136 [Wind howling] 30 00:02:05,129 --> 00:02:07,764 Honey, I'm home. 31 00:02:08,733 --> 00:02:10,467 [Suspenseful music playing] 32 00:02:20,644 --> 00:02:21,944 [Sighs] 33 00:02:29,552 --> 00:02:33,288 LINDA'S VOICE: Oh Ash, beautiful. 34 00:02:33,322 --> 00:02:35,156 I really love it. 35 00:02:35,191 --> 00:02:36,859 I'll never take it off. 36 00:02:39,095 --> 00:02:40,796 [swing thumping, creaking] 37 00:02:59,180 --> 00:03:00,815 [Swing thumping loudly] 38 00:03:10,191 --> 00:03:11,258 [Sighs] 39 00:03:11,293 --> 00:03:13,160 [Leaves rustling, twig snapping] 40 00:03:23,515 --> 00:03:24,515 [Yells] 41 00:03:24,539 --> 00:03:28,074 Oh, Jesus! I almost blew your head off! 42 00:03:28,108 --> 00:03:29,543 Little on edge, are we? 43 00:03:31,378 --> 00:03:32,412 Where's Pablo and Kelly? 44 00:03:32,447 --> 00:03:34,815 We split up, to look for you. 45 00:03:35,750 --> 00:03:37,751 Good, it's safer away from here. 46 00:03:37,785 --> 00:03:40,285 Why would you just run out like that? 47 00:03:40,320 --> 00:03:41,954 I'm not big on goodbyes. 48 00:03:41,988 --> 00:03:44,590 Ash, you shouldn't do this alone. 49 00:03:44,624 --> 00:03:46,124 I have to do it alone. 50 00:03:46,159 --> 00:03:47,927 Don't you get it? Everybody dies here. 51 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:49,094 It's just a rule. 52 00:03:49,128 --> 00:03:51,029 Death, taxes, more death, 53 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,197 and I don't pay taxes. 54 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:53,466 So all I know is death. 55 00:03:53,500 --> 00:03:56,101 Fuck the rules. 56 00:03:56,135 --> 00:03:57,736 I'm gonna help you end this. 57 00:03:59,906 --> 00:04:02,107 Lady, I like your style. 58 00:04:03,844 --> 00:04:05,778 - [Wind howling] - [door creaking] 59 00:04:13,819 --> 00:04:15,454 [Eerie music playing] 60 00:04:17,957 --> 00:04:19,257 Wow. 61 00:04:19,292 --> 00:04:20,425 Last time I was here with a girl, 62 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,894 I was hopin' to get laid. 63 00:04:22,928 --> 00:04:24,963 - Didn't quite work out that way. - [Fisher laughs] 64 00:04:24,998 --> 00:04:27,599 I did cut my own hand off with a chainsaw, though. 65 00:04:27,633 --> 00:04:28,633 It was a fun weekend. 66 00:04:28,634 --> 00:04:32,104 Trust me, you would've never gotten laid here. 67 00:04:32,138 --> 00:04:33,938 Ah, it was a little cozier back then. 68 00:04:42,381 --> 00:04:45,249 - [Suspenseful music playing] - [growling] 69 00:04:46,451 --> 00:04:47,584 ASH: Bad memory? 70 00:04:49,454 --> 00:04:51,755 That's what this cabin does. 71 00:04:51,789 --> 00:04:53,891 She's a cruel, cruel bitch. 72 00:04:54,792 --> 00:04:55,959 Good. 73 00:04:57,529 --> 00:04:58,929 So am I. 74 00:04:58,963 --> 00:05:00,431 Then let's get to work. 75 00:05:09,674 --> 00:05:13,444 MAN'S VOICE: Please Amanda, I need you... 76 00:05:13,478 --> 00:05:14,811 [whispering] to die. 77 00:05:15,713 --> 00:05:17,380 So during my little trip, 78 00:05:17,415 --> 00:05:20,551 I had a vision about the book being buried here. 79 00:05:20,585 --> 00:05:22,786 This is where it all started, 80 00:05:22,820 --> 00:05:23,887 and that's where it's gonna end. 81 00:05:23,922 --> 00:05:24,988 [Banging] 82 00:05:29,060 --> 00:05:30,894 What's down there? 83 00:05:30,929 --> 00:05:32,395 Bad things. 84 00:05:32,430 --> 00:05:35,298 - Doesn't look so bad. - Uh, I wouldn't get too close. 85 00:05:39,771 --> 00:05:40,804 [Roaring] 86 00:05:43,541 --> 00:05:45,576 You have a crowbar, or somethin'? 87 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:47,677 Ah, there's probably one out in the work shed. 88 00:05:47,711 --> 00:05:49,879 - Let's go get it, come on. - Yeah, um... 89 00:05:49,913 --> 00:05:52,248 - What? - Just a teeny warning. 90 00:05:52,283 --> 00:05:53,383 There's something out there 91 00:05:53,417 --> 00:05:54,817 that you probably shouldn't see. 92 00:05:54,851 --> 00:05:57,019 Worse than everything else I didn't wanna see? 93 00:05:57,054 --> 00:05:58,188 My ex-girlfriend. 94 00:05:58,222 --> 00:05:59,422 [Gasps] Wait, your ex-girlfriend 95 00:05:59,457 --> 00:06:00,457 is in the work shed? 96 00:06:00,458 --> 00:06:01,458 Part of her. 97 00:06:01,492 --> 00:06:04,026 It's complicated, maybe I shouldn't go there. 98 00:06:04,061 --> 00:06:05,328 Well, if you don't wanna talk about it... 99 00:06:05,362 --> 00:06:06,563 She got possessed. 100 00:06:06,597 --> 00:06:08,231 I cut her head off with a shovel, 101 00:06:08,265 --> 00:06:10,567 then she did this crazy dance in the moonlight, 102 00:06:10,601 --> 00:06:14,404 I put her head in a vice, and I cut it with a chainsaw. 103 00:06:14,438 --> 00:06:17,507 She did have a rockin' bod, though. 104 00:06:17,541 --> 00:06:19,409 I'll stay here. 105 00:06:19,443 --> 00:06:20,910 Just, watch that book. 106 00:06:20,944 --> 00:06:22,278 Smart call. 107 00:06:28,085 --> 00:06:29,485 [Floorboards creaking] 108 00:06:36,627 --> 00:06:37,627 [Yells] 109 00:06:39,295 --> 00:06:40,696 [Wind howling] 110 00:06:54,309 --> 00:06:56,444 - [Suspenseful music playing] - [mice squeaking] 111 00:07:23,172 --> 00:07:25,273 - [Insects buzzing] - [animals howling] 112 00:07:29,711 --> 00:07:31,078 I'm tellin' you, if you gotta pee, 113 00:07:31,112 --> 00:07:33,548 you should just pop a squat, 'cause we're lost. 114 00:07:33,582 --> 00:07:35,316 All right, thanks Boy Scout. 115 00:07:40,822 --> 00:07:42,490 Oh, we're goin' in a circle. 116 00:07:42,524 --> 00:07:43,324 [Kelly chuckles] 117 00:07:43,358 --> 00:07:46,093 What, you a professional woodsman now? 118 00:07:46,127 --> 00:07:48,663 Nope. Look. 119 00:07:48,697 --> 00:07:51,499 We're back at the car. 120 00:07:51,533 --> 00:07:53,201 That's a good way to tell. 121 00:07:53,235 --> 00:07:55,436 - BRAD: What are we doing here? - MELISSA: Brad, I think 122 00:07:55,470 --> 00:07:56,337 - Heather's just getting tired. - Hey. 123 00:07:56,371 --> 00:07:57,771 We should ask them where we're headed. 124 00:07:57,806 --> 00:07:59,472 Should be another cabin back there. 125 00:07:59,507 --> 00:08:00,940 - We can go too. - We're totally lost. 126 00:08:00,974 --> 00:08:02,509 - Hey! - HEATHER: Aren't we? 127 00:08:02,543 --> 00:08:04,211 Hello? 128 00:08:04,245 --> 00:08:05,445 You have no idea where we are. 129 00:08:05,479 --> 00:08:06,313 Hey! 130 00:08:06,347 --> 00:08:07,046 [In Australian accent] Well hey there. 131 00:08:07,081 --> 00:08:08,381 [In Australian accent] Hello. 132 00:08:08,416 --> 00:08:09,849 Beautiful night, huh? 133 00:08:11,552 --> 00:08:13,220 Brad... 134 00:08:13,254 --> 00:08:14,821 Uh, mate, mate, we don't want any trouble. 135 00:08:14,855 --> 00:08:15,822 - HEATHER: Yeah, if you wanna rob us, - Hmm? 136 00:08:15,856 --> 00:08:16,856 We have no money. 137 00:08:16,857 --> 00:08:18,157 I have pepper spray. 138 00:08:18,192 --> 00:08:19,958 I will shoot. 139 00:08:19,992 --> 00:08:22,228 Is that a flare gun? 140 00:08:22,262 --> 00:08:23,895 - Oh, uh, uh... - Oh... 141 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:24,830 - [Kelly laughing] - No, no, no. 142 00:08:24,864 --> 00:08:27,064 Uh, it's all right, um, we're the good guys. 143 00:08:27,099 --> 00:08:29,900 These guns, they're for evil... 144 00:08:29,935 --> 00:08:31,502 bears, evil bears. 145 00:08:31,537 --> 00:08:34,171 There's evil bears in these woods. 146 00:08:34,206 --> 00:08:35,740 We're actually really friendly people. 147 00:08:35,774 --> 00:08:37,007 We are so friendly. 148 00:08:37,042 --> 00:08:38,676 - [Kelly chuckles] - [Brad sighing] 149 00:08:38,711 --> 00:08:41,045 Well, can't be too careful, huh? 150 00:08:41,079 --> 00:08:42,513 Bears are a menace. 151 00:08:42,548 --> 00:08:43,981 Listen, we're actually really lost, 152 00:08:44,015 --> 00:08:45,182 and we're lookin' for this cabin... 153 00:08:45,217 --> 00:08:46,217 Oh, um, 154 00:08:46,218 --> 00:08:47,552 we passed one awhile back. 155 00:08:47,586 --> 00:08:48,919 I wanted to crash there, 156 00:08:48,954 --> 00:08:51,755 but uh, Brad here, wanted to push on. 157 00:08:51,789 --> 00:08:53,223 [laughs] Rest is the reward, 158 00:08:53,258 --> 00:08:54,491 not the goal. 159 00:08:54,525 --> 00:08:56,760 Please, take me with you. 160 00:08:56,794 --> 00:08:58,395 It was just a couple of miles northeast. 161 00:08:58,429 --> 00:08:59,949 Do you know what? Can you just show us? 162 00:08:59,964 --> 00:09:02,832 'Cause we're directionally challenged. 163 00:09:02,867 --> 00:09:03,867 Um... 164 00:09:05,035 --> 00:09:06,903 - Yeah, yeah. - Yeah, yeah. 165 00:09:06,937 --> 00:09:09,072 Yeah, yeah, we can show you. 166 00:09:09,106 --> 00:09:10,874 [Grunting] 167 00:09:16,580 --> 00:09:18,347 - [Motor rumbling] - [light buzzing] 168 00:09:23,453 --> 00:09:24,953 LINDA'S VOICE: Please Ash. 169 00:09:24,988 --> 00:09:26,722 Please don't hurt me. 170 00:09:26,757 --> 00:09:30,926 You swore, you swore that we'd always be together. 171 00:09:30,960 --> 00:09:32,662 - [eerie music playing] - I love you! 172 00:09:36,600 --> 00:09:38,601 [heavy breathing] 173 00:09:49,912 --> 00:09:51,713 [Ash grunting] 174 00:09:56,985 --> 00:09:58,920 [Boards creaking] 175 00:10:11,033 --> 00:10:12,874 - [Light buzzing] - [suspenseful music playing] 176 00:10:15,537 --> 00:10:17,305 Long time no see, Linda. 177 00:10:18,974 --> 00:10:20,174 Don't get up. 178 00:10:20,209 --> 00:10:22,076 Just lookin' for a crowbar. 179 00:10:22,110 --> 00:10:23,277 [Growling] 180 00:10:25,447 --> 00:10:27,315 Oh, no you don't. 181 00:10:27,950 --> 00:10:29,516 [Grunts] 182 00:10:29,551 --> 00:10:31,452 Oh, come on. 183 00:10:31,486 --> 00:10:32,586 [Sighs] 184 00:10:33,788 --> 00:10:35,823 Fisher! 185 00:10:35,858 --> 00:10:37,458 - [Pounding on door] - ASH: Amanda! 186 00:10:39,561 --> 00:10:42,262 - [clock chiming] - [gasping] 187 00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:44,130 [Growling] 188 00:10:48,135 --> 00:10:49,302 [Screeching] 189 00:10:54,909 --> 00:10:56,710 - [Eerie music playing] - [growling continues] 190 00:11:17,398 --> 00:11:18,398 [Gasps] 191 00:11:22,235 --> 00:11:24,069 [Animals howling] 192 00:11:24,104 --> 00:11:26,005 It's hard to see through the trees and the fog, 193 00:11:26,039 --> 00:11:28,140 but up there's the Big Dipper. 194 00:11:28,174 --> 00:11:30,810 He proposed to me by the light of the North Star. 195 00:11:30,844 --> 00:11:32,912 That's real romantic. 196 00:11:32,946 --> 00:11:35,214 So are you two together, or...? 197 00:11:35,248 --> 00:11:36,415 Who, me and Pablo? 198 00:11:36,449 --> 00:11:38,217 - No. - Huh. 199 00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:40,886 Haven't seen a guy since we started this dumb hike. 200 00:11:40,921 --> 00:11:42,354 Might be nice to have someone to keep me warm 201 00:11:42,389 --> 00:11:44,589 for a night or two. [Laughs] 202 00:11:44,624 --> 00:11:46,358 He's got a girlfriend, though. 203 00:11:46,393 --> 00:11:47,526 Oh, of course he does. 204 00:11:47,560 --> 00:11:49,561 Well, maybe I'll find a cute bear. 205 00:11:49,595 --> 00:11:51,495 Yeah, doubt that. 206 00:11:55,767 --> 00:11:58,002 So you go about a half mile down that track, 207 00:11:58,037 --> 00:12:00,504 cabin's right there, can't miss it. 208 00:12:00,539 --> 00:12:01,705 PABLO: Good lookin' out, man. 209 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:02,840 Thanks. 210 00:12:02,874 --> 00:12:05,076 Hey, you know, you guys shouldn't be wanderin' around 211 00:12:05,110 --> 00:12:06,577 these woods alone at night. 212 00:12:06,611 --> 00:12:07,711 Oh, we're fine. 213 00:12:07,746 --> 00:12:09,280 We're at one with nature. 214 00:12:09,315 --> 00:12:11,782 Well I mean, we could stay, 215 00:12:11,817 --> 00:12:13,050 one night, you know, maybe. 216 00:12:13,084 --> 00:12:14,217 [laughter] 217 00:12:14,252 --> 00:12:15,518 Thanks man, but we're all good, 218 00:12:15,553 --> 00:12:16,286 and nice meetin' you guys. 219 00:12:16,321 --> 00:12:17,187 - Thank you. - BRAD: Take care. 220 00:12:17,221 --> 00:12:18,088 - [Heather sighing] - MELISSA: Bye. 221 00:12:18,122 --> 00:12:19,856 Can we please stay in a hotel tomorrow? 222 00:12:19,890 --> 00:12:21,391 I hate it out here. 223 00:12:21,426 --> 00:12:22,559 - BRAD: That's tomorrow, - Man, I really hope 224 00:12:22,593 --> 00:12:23,560 - we live in the now. - That they don't end up dead. 225 00:12:23,594 --> 00:12:25,295 Just be at one with nature. 226 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:26,696 They have pepper spray. 227 00:12:29,600 --> 00:12:30,600 - [Ash pounding on door] - [eerie music playing] 228 00:12:30,634 --> 00:12:31,901 ASH: Amanda! 229 00:12:33,604 --> 00:12:34,604 Amanda! 230 00:12:35,974 --> 00:12:37,240 Ash? 231 00:12:40,678 --> 00:12:42,545 No. 232 00:12:42,580 --> 00:12:44,614 We are not talking. 233 00:12:44,648 --> 00:12:46,315 But I'm better now. 234 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,818 - [Ash sighing] - Ash, honey? 235 00:12:48,853 --> 00:12:51,220 Why won't you look at me? 236 00:12:53,991 --> 00:12:57,293 You left me here, Ash. 237 00:12:57,327 --> 00:12:58,828 That's because you were dead. 238 00:12:58,863 --> 00:13:00,429 You killed me. 239 00:13:01,499 --> 00:13:03,232 You turned into a monster. 240 00:13:03,266 --> 00:13:06,002 I loved you. You loved me, too. 241 00:13:06,036 --> 00:13:07,971 We had a life planned. 242 00:13:08,005 --> 00:13:09,839 I've been so lonely. 243 00:13:09,874 --> 00:13:11,674 No. 244 00:13:11,709 --> 00:13:14,243 You are not alive, I know you're not. 245 00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:15,978 [In shaky voice] Don't you love me anymore? 246 00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:17,813 You're not Linda, you're just a head! 247 00:13:17,847 --> 00:13:21,249 Why are you being so mean? 248 00:13:21,283 --> 00:13:24,185 Because of that woman, that cop. 249 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,187 You like her, don't you? 250 00:13:26,222 --> 00:13:27,923 - [Banging against door] - What about us? 251 00:13:27,957 --> 00:13:29,491 - [Ash grunting] - You promised you'd take me 252 00:13:29,526 --> 00:13:31,760 to Jacksonville after this. 253 00:13:31,794 --> 00:13:33,161 That house on the beach. 254 00:13:33,195 --> 00:13:35,931 - That was for us! - Shut up! 255 00:13:35,965 --> 00:13:38,199 She's gonna die here. 256 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:42,303 We all die. Everyone you ever loved. 257 00:13:43,372 --> 00:13:45,439 - [Wood splintering] - [piano playing] 258 00:13:56,384 --> 00:13:57,952 [Floorboards creaking] 259 00:14:03,659 --> 00:14:05,459 [Piano playing continues] 260 00:14:18,940 --> 00:14:20,941 [Floorboard creaking continues] 261 00:14:33,253 --> 00:14:35,789 [Suspenseful music playing] 262 00:14:43,564 --> 00:14:45,198 - [Door creaking] - [mouse squeaking] 263 00:14:47,702 --> 00:14:48,868 [Sighs] 264 00:14:51,205 --> 00:14:52,471 [Wind howling] 265 00:15:10,790 --> 00:15:12,625 PROFESSOR KNOWBY'S VOICE: "The Kandarian dagger's handle 266 00:15:12,659 --> 00:15:15,427 "is carved of human bone. 267 00:15:15,461 --> 00:15:18,130 "The blade itself seems to have, 268 00:15:18,164 --> 00:15:21,599 "otherworldly powers, but when it's placed upon 269 00:15:21,634 --> 00:15:25,703 "the Necronomicon, it sears the binding's flesh... ". 270 00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:26,738 Oh! 271 00:15:26,739 --> 00:15:28,973 [Sighs] Jesus, Ash. 272 00:15:29,008 --> 00:15:31,809 You scared me. Is everything okay? 273 00:15:31,844 --> 00:15:35,479 Amanda, you know, I've been thinkin'. 274 00:15:35,514 --> 00:15:37,749 I think we should just get outta here. 275 00:15:37,783 --> 00:15:39,117 I thought you want to end this. 276 00:15:39,151 --> 00:15:41,485 It's easier to just run. I've done it before. 277 00:15:41,520 --> 00:15:42,787 You just leave all this shit behind, 278 00:15:42,821 --> 00:15:44,388 and start over. 279 00:15:44,422 --> 00:15:45,790 I mean, my God, Amanda, 280 00:15:45,824 --> 00:15:47,324 haven't you had enough? 281 00:15:47,359 --> 00:15:49,560 Of course. I'm living a nightmare, 282 00:15:49,594 --> 00:15:53,897 but you... don't you have a responsibility? 283 00:15:53,931 --> 00:15:55,231 Why me? 284 00:15:55,266 --> 00:15:57,333 Why do I deserve all this? 285 00:15:57,368 --> 00:15:58,869 You know I'm right. 286 00:16:01,605 --> 00:16:05,575 Why don't we, you and me, 287 00:16:05,609 --> 00:16:06,810 just get the hell outta here, 288 00:16:06,844 --> 00:16:09,646 and go somewhere we can start all over? 289 00:16:10,715 --> 00:16:12,248 You and me? 290 00:16:12,283 --> 00:16:14,417 Is that such a horrible idea? 291 00:16:14,451 --> 00:16:16,452 [Fisher laughing] 292 00:16:16,487 --> 00:16:19,923 Look, I like you Ash, I do. 293 00:16:19,957 --> 00:16:22,492 Never thought I'd say that to a crazed, 294 00:16:22,526 --> 00:16:24,928 chainsaw-handed, Deadite killer. 295 00:16:24,962 --> 00:16:27,030 The best I could ever know, but... 296 00:16:27,065 --> 00:16:29,432 I know, I know that I'm not anybody's idea 297 00:16:29,466 --> 00:16:30,400 of a great catch. 298 00:16:30,434 --> 00:16:32,335 - Well I wasn't sayin' that. - No, let me finish. 299 00:16:32,369 --> 00:16:33,803 I'm-I'm tryin' to be honest here, 300 00:16:33,837 --> 00:16:35,805 and it's hard. 301 00:16:35,839 --> 00:16:37,106 I'm not anybody's idea of a great catch, 302 00:16:37,140 --> 00:16:38,208 I got that. 303 00:16:38,242 --> 00:16:39,175 I mean, look at my life, 304 00:16:39,210 --> 00:16:41,877 I work in a trailer trash discount store, 305 00:16:41,912 --> 00:16:44,514 I've got a book that summons evil spirits, 306 00:16:44,548 --> 00:16:47,550 but you know, before all that happened, 307 00:16:47,585 --> 00:16:50,119 I had a future, and it didn't involve, 308 00:16:50,153 --> 00:16:52,288 chainsaws, and shotguns, and demons, 309 00:16:52,323 --> 00:16:55,057 and I just wanna, I wanna see if I can find 310 00:16:55,092 --> 00:16:57,059 that guy again. 311 00:16:57,094 --> 00:17:00,296 Do you think you could help me? 312 00:17:00,331 --> 00:17:03,233 I don't know. 313 00:17:03,267 --> 00:17:04,267 Maybe? 314 00:17:06,169 --> 00:17:07,536 - [Fisher sighing] - I'd like that, Amanda. 315 00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,471 I really would. 316 00:17:09,505 --> 00:17:12,374 - [Romantic music playing] - Okay, Ash. 317 00:17:12,408 --> 00:17:15,978 This is not the time, or the place. 318 00:17:16,012 --> 00:17:17,880 [Speaking softly] Amanda. 319 00:17:17,914 --> 00:17:19,782 Life is short, you know that. 320 00:17:24,921 --> 00:17:26,188 Mmm... 321 00:17:27,423 --> 00:17:28,657 Ah... 322 00:17:28,691 --> 00:17:30,459 I've been dreamin' about that. 323 00:17:33,130 --> 00:17:35,898 - [Squishing] - [suspenseful music playing] 324 00:17:35,932 --> 00:17:37,133 Oh my God! 325 00:17:38,101 --> 00:17:39,334 What is that?! 326 00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,480 That's the whole me. 327 00:17:41,504 --> 00:17:43,905 What the fuck?! You just grew another hand?! 328 00:17:43,939 --> 00:17:45,840 It's a lot more complicated than that. 329 00:17:45,875 --> 00:17:48,109 It's disgusting. What happened to it? 330 00:17:48,144 --> 00:17:49,144 What's the matter? 331 00:17:49,145 --> 00:17:52,413 - It looks sick! - Well beggars can't be choosers. 332 00:17:54,116 --> 00:17:57,618 It looks like the hand that Ruby had. 333 00:17:57,653 --> 00:17:58,452 - Oh God. - Okay. 334 00:17:58,487 --> 00:18:00,388 - What happened? - All right, all right. 335 00:18:00,422 --> 00:18:02,223 Maybe I grew another hand, 336 00:18:02,258 --> 00:18:03,624 or maybe the hand grew another me. 337 00:18:03,659 --> 00:18:05,559 What's the difference, Amanda? 338 00:18:05,594 --> 00:18:09,297 What's important is I can give you everything you want, 339 00:18:09,331 --> 00:18:11,266 and I want you. 340 00:18:12,334 --> 00:18:14,435 Is that so bad? 341 00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,404 I mean come on, a minute ago, 342 00:18:16,438 --> 00:18:17,538 you wanted me, too. 343 00:18:17,572 --> 00:18:18,906 Yeah, that's before I found out 344 00:18:18,940 --> 00:18:20,574 you were just some creepy tumor, 345 00:18:20,609 --> 00:18:23,377 that grew out the stump of a possessed hand! 346 00:18:23,412 --> 00:18:26,547 Name calling, is not nice. 347 00:18:26,581 --> 00:18:28,816 Don't you fuckin' touch me! 348 00:18:28,850 --> 00:18:29,850 Oh! 349 00:18:32,086 --> 00:18:33,887 - [Wood cracking] - [Linda laughing] 350 00:18:33,922 --> 00:18:36,990 Ash. You-you can't save her. 351 00:18:37,025 --> 00:18:38,725 Everyone you care about dies! 352 00:18:38,759 --> 00:18:39,827 Shut up, I can get to her! 353 00:18:39,861 --> 00:18:40,760 No you can't! 354 00:18:40,795 --> 00:18:43,297 - [Crowbar banging] - You don't need her. 355 00:18:43,331 --> 00:18:44,731 You already have a girlfriend, 356 00:18:44,765 --> 00:18:46,499 you have me. 357 00:18:46,534 --> 00:18:48,635 Come over here. 358 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:50,470 I'll suck you off. 359 00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,472 I give good head. 360 00:18:52,506 --> 00:18:55,508 You can skull fuck me good. 361 00:18:55,543 --> 00:18:58,077 It's the best you're gonna get, Ash. 362 00:18:58,111 --> 00:19:00,146 No woman will want you! [Laughing] 363 00:19:00,180 --> 00:19:01,848 Stop it! 364 00:19:01,882 --> 00:19:03,783 [Chainsaw buzzing] 365 00:19:03,818 --> 00:19:04,818 LINDA: Maybe you'd like me 366 00:19:04,852 --> 00:19:06,453 better like this. 367 00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:11,924 - [laughing continues] - [Ash panting] 368 00:19:15,628 --> 00:19:17,062 [Yelling, gasping] 369 00:19:23,236 --> 00:19:24,570 [Grunting, yelling] 370 00:19:32,178 --> 00:19:34,446 - [Heavy breathing] - [eerie music playing] 371 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:37,660 - [Other Ash yelling] - [Fisher gasps] 372 00:19:37,684 --> 00:19:40,651 Well, I guess the honeymoon is over. 373 00:19:40,686 --> 00:19:41,886 [Both yelling] 374 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,821 You broke my heart. 375 00:19:43,856 --> 00:19:47,725 Now, I'm gonna break your fuckin' skull! 376 00:19:47,760 --> 00:19:48,959 [Yelling continues] 377 00:19:53,632 --> 00:19:56,066 Yeah, who's fuckin' sick now?! 378 00:19:56,101 --> 00:19:58,068 - [Other Ash yells] - [both grunting] 379 00:19:59,271 --> 00:20:00,271 What's the matter, huh? 380 00:20:00,305 --> 00:20:01,705 All choked up? 381 00:20:01,739 --> 00:20:04,608 - [Other Ash laughing] - [Fisher groaning] 382 00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:06,676 Oh, you smell good! 383 00:20:06,711 --> 00:20:08,779 Um, what is that? Lavender? 384 00:20:08,813 --> 00:20:10,453 - [Fisher choking] - [Other Ash laughing] 385 00:20:13,150 --> 00:20:15,051 - [Both grunting] - [Other Ash screaming] 386 00:20:15,453 --> 00:20:17,287 No! 387 00:20:17,321 --> 00:20:18,855 [Screaming continues] 388 00:20:30,301 --> 00:20:31,767 [Both panting] 389 00:20:33,904 --> 00:20:35,471 Oh thank God. 390 00:20:35,505 --> 00:20:38,308 Oh... it's gone. 391 00:20:38,342 --> 00:20:41,277 I'm free, of that hand. 392 00:20:42,346 --> 00:20:44,080 Must've gotten into me. 393 00:20:44,114 --> 00:20:46,082 Made me do those horrible things to you Amanda. 394 00:20:46,116 --> 00:20:48,283 I am so sorry. 395 00:20:49,285 --> 00:20:50,419 [Ash laughing] 396 00:20:51,955 --> 00:20:55,157 Now the good news is, I still have this hand, 397 00:20:55,191 --> 00:20:56,925 to finish the job! 398 00:20:56,960 --> 00:20:57,960 [Both yelling] 399 00:20:59,128 --> 00:21:00,728 No! [Gasping] 400 00:21:03,299 --> 00:21:05,300 Now that's what I call cleavage. 401 00:21:06,436 --> 00:21:07,902 [Gasping continues] 402 00:21:12,608 --> 00:21:14,843 Don't worry Amanda. 403 00:21:14,877 --> 00:21:16,845 It'll all be over soon. 404 00:21:16,879 --> 00:21:19,614 About a minute, give or take. 405 00:21:20,783 --> 00:21:22,951 - [Blood splattering] - [whimpering] 406 00:21:23,652 --> 00:21:25,487 Oh, oh, careful. 407 00:21:26,522 --> 00:21:28,055 Watch your step. 408 00:21:29,458 --> 00:21:30,825 [growling] 409 00:21:32,695 --> 00:21:35,497 - [Fisher grunts] - Oh, ho, ho, ho. 410 00:21:35,531 --> 00:21:37,098 What are the odds? 411 00:21:38,700 --> 00:21:39,900 [Gasping] 412 00:21:42,303 --> 00:21:44,437 Looks like you're a little caught up there. 413 00:21:44,472 --> 00:21:45,772 If it's any consolation, 414 00:21:45,807 --> 00:21:47,541 that's exactly how your partner felt 415 00:21:47,575 --> 00:21:49,442 when he was dying. 416 00:21:52,514 --> 00:21:53,547 Whoa! 417 00:21:53,581 --> 00:21:55,181 [Grunting, yelling] 418 00:22:00,854 --> 00:22:03,623 Ah! That was a gift! 419 00:22:03,657 --> 00:22:06,492 - [Ash panting] - You're gonna be alone forever! 420 00:22:06,527 --> 00:22:08,561 We'll make sure of that. 421 00:22:08,595 --> 00:22:11,163 You think that cop even likes you? 422 00:22:11,197 --> 00:22:13,699 You think you can make a life with her? 423 00:22:13,734 --> 00:22:15,467 You fool! 424 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:19,171 She's gonna die. You already killed her! 425 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,372 - Yeah? - [Linda laughing] 426 00:22:20,407 --> 00:22:21,873 You always talk too much! 427 00:22:21,908 --> 00:22:22,908 [Ash grunting] 428 00:22:26,746 --> 00:22:28,479 [Coughing, gasping] 429 00:22:29,749 --> 00:22:32,216 Amanda, we knew who you were 430 00:22:32,251 --> 00:22:34,586 the first time we saw ya. 431 00:22:34,620 --> 00:22:37,255 We knew you were gonna try and help Ash. 432 00:22:37,289 --> 00:22:39,190 [laughing] You won't be helping him now. 433 00:22:39,224 --> 00:22:41,092 You won't be helping anyone. 434 00:22:41,126 --> 00:22:42,827 Fuck you! 435 00:22:42,862 --> 00:22:44,362 We're gonna send you all back! 436 00:22:44,396 --> 00:22:45,396 [Chuckling] 437 00:22:45,430 --> 00:22:47,230 By burying the book? 438 00:22:47,265 --> 00:22:49,066 Good luck with that, doll eyes. 439 00:22:49,100 --> 00:22:51,535 My dumb twin can't do anything right. 440 00:22:51,570 --> 00:22:52,903 - [Grunts] - [blood splattering] 441 00:22:52,938 --> 00:22:55,172 Oh, look at the time. 442 00:22:55,206 --> 00:22:57,474 I should go, and you should die. 443 00:23:00,278 --> 00:23:02,158 - [Gasping continues] - [dramatic music playing] 444 00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:05,716 Amanda?! 445 00:23:06,952 --> 00:23:08,085 Amanda! 446 00:23:11,121 --> 00:23:12,121 Ash! 447 00:23:12,122 --> 00:23:15,524 Amanda. Oh my God. 448 00:23:15,559 --> 00:23:17,526 What the hell happened? 449 00:23:17,561 --> 00:23:19,428 [Weakly] Your hand... 450 00:23:19,463 --> 00:23:21,731 it grew, another you. 451 00:23:21,765 --> 00:23:23,866 What? That's crazy. 452 00:23:26,070 --> 00:23:29,305 - We could've been great. - Oh. 453 00:23:29,339 --> 00:23:32,108 [Speaking softly] Oh baby, I'm so sorry. 454 00:23:32,142 --> 00:23:33,743 This is all my fault. 455 00:23:36,647 --> 00:23:38,280 It's better where you're goin'. 456 00:23:45,122 --> 00:23:46,122 [Fisher shuddering] 457 00:23:52,028 --> 00:23:53,395 [Coughing] 458 00:24:05,775 --> 00:24:08,010 [Eerie music playing] 459 00:24:08,044 --> 00:24:10,579 Well, better to have loved and lost, 460 00:24:10,614 --> 00:24:12,080 and boy, did you lose. 461 00:24:12,115 --> 00:24:14,915 [Other Ash laughing maniacally] 462 00:24:14,950 --> 00:24:16,317 - [Door opening] - PABLO: Ash?! 463 00:24:18,020 --> 00:24:19,654 [gasps] Jesus. 464 00:24:19,688 --> 00:24:21,389 Did she turn into a Deadite? 465 00:24:22,101 --> 00:24:23,101 No. 466 00:24:23,125 --> 00:24:25,092 Wait, so you killed a real person? 467 00:24:25,127 --> 00:24:27,262 No, I didn't do this. 468 00:24:27,296 --> 00:24:29,597 I did do it, but it wasn't me. 469 00:24:29,632 --> 00:24:31,098 Well uh, it wasn't this me. 470 00:24:31,133 --> 00:24:32,293 It was another one. I saw him! 471 00:24:32,301 --> 00:24:33,434 Ash, what did you do? 472 00:24:33,469 --> 00:24:35,803 I'm tellin' ya there's another me around here! 473 00:24:37,673 --> 00:24:39,340 Come on out, you ugly bastard! 474 00:24:40,709 --> 00:24:42,343 Olly, olly, oxen free. 475 00:24:44,579 --> 00:24:47,013 - [Other Ash yelling] - [Ash grunting] 476 00:24:47,048 --> 00:24:48,182 Lookin' for me? 477 00:24:49,750 --> 00:24:51,218 You didn't deserve her, Ash. 478 00:24:51,252 --> 00:24:52,819 [Ash yells] 479 00:24:52,853 --> 00:24:55,522 I know, 'cause I'm just like you. 480 00:24:55,557 --> 00:24:58,292 Well, then that means you got a trick knee! 481 00:24:58,326 --> 00:24:59,359 [Both yelling] 482 00:24:59,394 --> 00:25:02,196 Oh, my trick knee! [Groaning] 483 00:25:04,499 --> 00:25:05,999 - Sore kidneys! - [Ash yelling] 484 00:25:08,279 --> 00:25:09,279 Fake teeth! 485 00:25:09,303 --> 00:25:12,438 - [Yelling continues] - [both grunting] 486 00:25:19,513 --> 00:25:20,680 Bum shoulder! 487 00:25:20,714 --> 00:25:22,582 [Both screaming] 488 00:25:22,616 --> 00:25:24,383 - Soft balls! - [Ash groaning] 489 00:25:25,686 --> 00:25:26,686 [Screaming continues] 490 00:25:31,791 --> 00:25:35,894 - Time... to... - Time... to... 491 00:25:35,929 --> 00:25:37,129 - die! - Die! 492 00:25:37,964 --> 00:25:39,464 [Suspenseful music playing] 493 00:25:42,869 --> 00:25:44,569 [Both grunting] 494 00:25:44,570 --> 00:25:54,782 - synced and corrected by kategreen - - www.MY-SUBS.com -