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Previously on "The Bold Type"...
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Adena thinks I should try
sleeping with other women.
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She thinks I'm having
a sexual awakening.
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And I also remember you
saying that Monday night
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was really Saturday nights for your mom.
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Which ended Tuesday morning
when the gin rickeys ran out.
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And you had to pick up the pieces.
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You're also a carrier of the BRCA gene.
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If kids are in your future,
you need to start
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thinking about it now.
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I'm here to pick up the travel memo
for the fashion department.
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I'm holding a middle seat,
back row for you.
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I'm going to Paris for fashion week?
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Oh, my God!
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Well, this is a disaster.
I'm still light
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- on daytime formal wear.
- This is why we practice pack.
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Do you really need two bathing suits?
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You're going to Paris, not St. Barts.
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- Yes, I need options.
- Or another suitcase.
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No. Oliver was very clear.
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He said, "Red, if you bring
more than one suitcase",
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I'm leaving you at baggage claim."
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- Think you need these.
- I do. A girl needs her pink Marcanos.
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Ah, it's like my skinny
jeans when I'm on my period.
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Ex-gymnast coming through.
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- Oh, yah!
- Nice, Jane.
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- Possibly a second career.
- Thanks.
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Okay, passport photo.
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Hold on. It's not just Paris.
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She could be stuck with this photo
for, like, ten years.
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This is why they pay her the big bucks.
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Well, I'm just relaunching
our entire website today,
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so take your time.
Whenever you're ready.
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Okay, tilt your chin down.
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- Lipstick on the teeth.
- I'm taking it.
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Wait, do we like this shirt
with this backdrop?
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- Oh, my God, should I change?
- No, I'm taking it.
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We'll fix it in post. Say, "Fromage."
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Fromage!
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Take that.
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We are the Annie Leibovitz
of passport photos.
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I can't believe I'm going to Paris.
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I can. You worked hard.
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- Paid your dues.
- Well, there were some bumps
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- along the way.
- Some bumps on
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- your corporate card.
- Yeah, we all remember those.
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Well, it just always seemed
so out of reach,
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and now it won't be as soon as I drop
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my passport application off
at the travel department.
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Whoa.
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What? What am I looking at?
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Girls send you these?
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- Mm-hmm.
- And Adena's cool with this?
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- Uh-huh.
- Wow, you have cracked
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- the sexual matrix.
- You should start a cult.
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I'd join. Can't speak for Ben, though.
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Aw, things still weird with you guys?
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It's like him knowing exactly
what I'm going through
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just compounds my anxiety.
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I thought having a boyfriend
was supposed to be easy.
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No, you're thinking of
emotional support dogs.
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- See ya.
- Bye, honey.
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- Whoa.
- Another vag pic?
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It's 10:00 a.m.
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Where do you find these animals?
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This one's about Jacqueline.
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Happy website relaunch day, everyone.
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Hmm. You must have seen
"New York Magazine" 's business feature.
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"Decline of the Celebrity Editor."
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"With ad dollars down and fixtures like
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"Graydon Carter out,
is Jacqueline Carlyle's time
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at 'Scarlet' coming to an end?"
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People...
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I ducked sniper fire for six hours
covering the coup in Panama,
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so this type of sniping
phases me not in the least.
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That said, with the heightened scrutiny,
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let's make sure the website
relaunch goes smoothly.
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Kat, I'm sure you have
the rollout handled?
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Yeah, even have
a special Snapchat filter
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- that goes live at 4:00 p.m.
- Fantastic.
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One more thing,
I have decided to eliminate comments
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- for all stories going forward.
- Really?
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- Why is that?
- Well, they have value, but...
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too often they're drowned out by trolls
trying to derail the conversation.
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I want our stories to
speak for themselves.
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We delete bad comments pretty quickly.
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By which time,
the damage is already done.
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We have a vibrant community of users...
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Of whom only 1% comment.
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The negative outweighs the positive.
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Let's move on to editorial.
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I think the slate is on the heavy side,
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so I'm looking for some fun pitches.
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Hello, Mr. Hunter.
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For someone who doesn't
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work on this floor,
you seem to be down here a lot.
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Well, the executive suite is nice,
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- but you guys have almond milk.
- I see.
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- What's up?
- Did you hear that Jacqueline
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wants to get rid of
"Scarlet" 's comments?
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I think it's a big mistake.
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Well, it's odd, but it's not my purview.
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But she trusts you more than anyone.
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And I trust her because
her judgment is rarely off.
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Look, Richard, between running digital
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and the magazine and the relaunch,
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I think she's spread a little thin,
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and if "New York Magazine" is right,
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can she really afford to
make a mistake right now?
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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So the other night was kind of awkward.
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We were both overwhelmed.
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Look, I really like you, Jane, and...
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I just wanna help make
things easy for you.
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I really like you too.
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And one of the best ways I can do that
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is by helping you understand
the options you have, so...
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I hope you don't mind, but I researched
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some of the options
you have on the table.
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Hormone therapy. Preventative surgery.
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Egg freezing.
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This is, um...
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- exhaustive.
- I know, I know.
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It's a lot but I just want
you to be fully informed.
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Can I help you?
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Yeah, totally.
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Oh, Jane, I am stockpiling some
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lighter fare for the dot com.
Any interest?
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Lighter sounds great right now.
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How about fun things to do
when you just can't anymore.
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Consider it yours.
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Why was that so easy?
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All of this needs to be packed
before Oliver gets back.
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- Sutton.
- Oh, hey, Leslie.
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This is a copy of your
birth certificate.
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To secure a passport,
we need the real thing.
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I don't have the real thing.
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If you wanna be in Paris next week,
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I suggest you get it
by tomorrow morning.
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Maybe I will file a complaint
with the municipal clerk.
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You're not welcome.
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- No luck?
- The hospital doesn't have it,
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and the best Vital Records
can do is two weeks.
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- How is this happening to me?
- Not to state the obvious,
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but there is someone who might have it.
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- Who?
- Your mother.
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- Babs?
- Wha...
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I know you don't want to call her,
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but maybe she can help.
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Yeah, my mom is totally gonna wake up
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from whatever drunken stupor she's in,
answer the phone,
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locate the birth certificate,
and then drive
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to the nearest post office
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and pay $49 to have it overnighted.
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- Yeah.
- You don't know Babs Brady.
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Mm. Oh, my God.
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- What?
- It's Andrew.
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Jacqueline wants to see me. Now.
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Kat, I feel like I made my position
regarding our comments crystal clear.
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- You did.
- Then why is Richard Hunter
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- bringing it up to me?
- I didn't mean
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- to go around you.
- This is a critical time
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for the "Scarlet" brand,
and when I make decisions,
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- I expect them to be followed.
- Yes. Absolutely.
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- I really am sorry.
- Kat...
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just don't second-guess my judgment.
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Hey, Alex, do you have a second?
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Kind of. I'm organizing
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a dim sum walking tour.
I can't decide between
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- Chinatown or Flushing.
- So you do have a second.
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I'm doing a list for the website.
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Would you rather go to Iceland,
go to Burning Man,
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or learn how to make pizza in Naples?
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Backpack in Iceland where I'd learn
how to make pizza over an open flame.
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Pizza walking tour.
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You're a genius.
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What happened to dim sum?
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These aren't high stakes, Jane.
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Lucky for you. Have fun with that.
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- On that note, I have to go get coffee
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and do a deep dive
into my fertility plan,
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so something almost as fun.
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- Enjoy?
- Literally impossible.
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- Going down?
- Seriously?
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So what are you doing here?
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Just riding the elevators
on the off chance
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I would run into you.
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I had a meeting in the building.
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- What for?
- I'd rather not talk about it.
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Where you headed?
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I'd rather not talk about it.
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- What are you doing right now?
- I don't know.
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Day's wide open.
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Might grab a beer at J.G. Melons.
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Do you want company?
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Sure.
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Let's go, Sloan.
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Not only is she making a bad decision,
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but she's not willing to
have a conversation about it,
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and I'm the one that's gonna get blamed
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- for trying to fix it.
- I'm sure Jacqueline knows
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you're just trying to do
what's best for the magazine.
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I don't know.
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Think she thinks I was trying
to do an end run around her.
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Well, now that you moved up the ladder,
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you need to be aware of the
power dynamics around you.
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How things look. Be less... impulsive.
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- More...
- Strategic.
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I gotta go back. It's launch day.
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I may go to MoMA
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and see the rest of the Hockney exhibit.
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Oh, I didn't know you saw the beginning.
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- Yep.
- I thought
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- we were going together.
- Oh?
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- I went last Tuesday.
- Ah.
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I had a date that night.
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It was fun, but I would have
rather been with you.
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Just tell me about it later, okay?
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Of course. I'm in the studio tonight,
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- but soon.
- Okay.
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- Bye.
- Bye.
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Coachella, you know, pretty basic.
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Skydiving... worth it.
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New York Marathon. It's very long.
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Iceland. Don't go to Iceland.
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- Why?
- Because the world has seen
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enough photos of a
beautiful girl eating moss
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in a crystal clear pool, you know?
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Okay. 11.
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12.
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13.
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We've reached maximum olive capacity.
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So what does this have to do
with your fun things article?
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Oh, that's one way
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- to make tapenade.
- Why do I need a reason
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to do anything? Can't I just
live in the moment? Isn't that what
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our 20s are for? Just existing...
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without worrying what comes next.
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Excuse me? Can we get two more, please?
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Is everything okay, Jane?
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I'm getting a bit of a
weird vibe from you today.
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Wow, I'm getting a bit
of a weird vibe from you.
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Since when do you call
me Jane and not Sloan?
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When I'm serious.
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Look, some days you wanna talk.
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Other days you wanna get drunk
and shove a bunch of olives
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in your mouth, and that's today.
252
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But I appreciate your concern, Ryan.
253
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Mmm.
254
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Can I have, um, 14 olives please?
255
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I'm trying to break a world record.
256
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_
257
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T-minus 12 minutes
until we are live, people!
258
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Sorry I couldn't meet up earlier.
259
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I was stuck in meetings all morning.
260
00:11:14,483 --> 00:11:16,517
- Don't worry about it.
- So...
261
00:11:16,552 --> 00:11:18,619
- work emergency.
- Yes, um...
262
00:11:18,654 --> 00:11:21,455
supposed to be going to Paris
next week with Oliver.
263
00:11:21,490 --> 00:11:24,157
Oh, yeah, that's right.
I heard that's happening.
264
00:11:24,193 --> 00:11:25,492
We always talked about doing that.
265
00:11:25,528 --> 00:11:27,294
Yeah, I know.
266
00:11:27,329 --> 00:11:30,264
Uh, the thing is...
I don't have a passport
267
00:11:30,299 --> 00:11:33,400
and I don't have my birth certificate
to get a passport, so I wouldn't ask
268
00:11:33,435 --> 00:11:35,469
if it weren't dire, but I remember that
269
00:11:35,504 --> 00:11:38,171
your dad had a friend who
worked at the State Department.
270
00:11:38,207 --> 00:11:40,173
I don't know if there's
anything you could do...
271
00:11:40,209 --> 00:11:43,510
Ah, I'd love to help,
but Glen retired last year.
272
00:11:43,546 --> 00:11:45,479
Moved to Zurich.
273
00:11:46,592 --> 00:11:48,382
There's gotta be
something you can do, right?
274
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Um...
275
00:11:50,553 --> 00:11:52,586
Yeah. Last resort.
276
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- Go to Harrisburg.
- Oh.
277
00:11:55,257 --> 00:11:56,623
Wow.
278
00:11:56,659 --> 00:11:59,526
Uh, does that mean you're
gonna have to see your mom?
279
00:11:59,562 --> 00:12:03,196
No, I'm hoping to make it
more of a surgical strike.
280
00:12:03,232 --> 00:12:05,332
Yeah. Seal Team Sutton.
281
00:12:05,574 --> 00:12:07,434
- Yeah.
- Richard.
282
00:12:07,469 --> 00:12:10,120
- I'm so glad you could join us.
- Thank you.
283
00:12:10,155 --> 00:12:12,472
Oh, was my friend over at
Douglas Elliman any help?
284
00:12:12,508 --> 00:12:14,308
Yes, yes. He was great.
285
00:12:14,343 --> 00:12:16,476
- We are having coffee tomorrow.
- Oh. Fantastic.
286
00:12:16,512 --> 00:12:18,445
He helped sell Mary Kate and Ashley's
287
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,447
West Village apartment,
so I'm sure he can help you.
288
00:12:20,482 --> 00:12:22,583
Jacqueline, we need you.
289
00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:24,418
Ah. Excuse me. Mm-hmm.
290
00:12:28,190 --> 00:12:30,424
So you're moving?
291
00:12:30,459 --> 00:12:32,492
Yeah, I don't want to.
292
00:12:32,528 --> 00:12:35,295
Jessica wants to stay downtown,
so we're just
293
00:12:35,331 --> 00:12:37,297
- checking out our options.
- Mm.
294
00:12:40,569 --> 00:12:43,537
Ten, nine, eight,
295
00:12:43,572 --> 00:12:46,607
seven, six, five,
296
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four, three, two, one!
297
00:12:51,120 --> 00:12:52,705
We are live!
298
00:12:57,219 --> 00:13:00,220
Well, that was about as eventful as Y2K.
299
00:13:00,255 --> 00:13:01,588
Hey. Hey, you ready to do this?
300
00:13:01,624 --> 00:13:03,390
Yes.
301
00:13:03,425 --> 00:13:06,226
Hey. We are road tripping.
302
00:13:06,295 --> 00:13:07,427
I have to go get my birth certificate
303
00:13:07,463 --> 00:13:09,162
- from my mom.
- Yep, we're gonna take
304
00:13:09,198 --> 00:13:11,164
my parent's car and we'll
be back in 12 hours.
305
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:13,200
- Are you in?
- Shotgun.
306
00:13:13,235 --> 00:13:14,534
- Ooh, already called it.
- I didn't hear you.
307
00:13:14,570 --> 00:13:16,403
I didn't have to call it.
It's my parent's car.
308
00:13:16,438 --> 00:13:18,438
- That's not a rule.
- Yes, it is.
309
00:13:18,474 --> 00:13:21,375
- Are you drunk?
- What?
310
00:13:21,410 --> 00:13:22,542
You're so sitting in the back.
311
00:13:22,578 --> 00:13:25,345
Oh. How'd that happen?
312
00:13:40,262 --> 00:13:42,496
Whoa, slow down.
313
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:44,297
What is that smell?
314
00:13:44,333 --> 00:13:45,399
New Jersey.
315
00:13:45,434 --> 00:13:47,467
Or whatever Jane was drinking.
316
00:13:47,503 --> 00:13:49,302
I'm very pleased with my decision
317
00:13:49,338 --> 00:13:51,271
to sit in the backseat.
I do have to pee, though.
318
00:13:51,306 --> 00:13:53,173
- We're not stopping again.
- Well, I also have
319
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:54,574
to throw up 'cause you suck at driving.
320
00:13:54,610 --> 00:13:56,294
Who taught you how to drive? Vin Diesel?
321
00:13:56,345 --> 00:13:58,378
You can't even pass a
breathalyzer test right now,
322
00:13:58,414 --> 00:14:00,514
and city slicker over here
doesn't even have a license.
323
00:14:00,549 --> 00:14:04,117
- So I'm driving.
- Hey.
324
00:14:04,153 --> 00:14:06,520
Wanna put the phone down
and, uh, be present?
325
00:14:06,555 --> 00:14:09,156
Just... I'm trying to make sure
that the launch goes well.
326
00:14:09,191 --> 00:14:10,329
At least...
327
00:14:10,559 --> 00:14:12,459
until we lose cell reception.
328
00:14:12,494 --> 00:14:14,194
Oh, my God, we're going to Pennsylvania.
329
00:14:14,229 --> 00:14:15,562
This isn't "Deliverance."
It's three hours
330
00:14:15,597 --> 00:14:18,298
- outside of Manhattan.
- Whoa, I'm sorry, what?
331
00:14:18,333 --> 00:14:19,499
We have two hours left?
332
00:14:19,535 --> 00:14:21,201
Why are you letting me drink this?
333
00:14:21,236 --> 00:14:22,402
Finish it and you can pee in it.
334
00:14:22,438 --> 00:14:24,404
I do have really good aim.
335
00:14:31,180 --> 00:14:32,479
- Sandwich?
- No.
336
00:14:33,128 --> 00:14:34,581
- Bite?
- Absolutely not.
337
00:14:34,616 --> 00:14:37,484
Okay. More for me.
338
00:14:37,519 --> 00:14:39,519
See, girls...
339
00:14:39,555 --> 00:14:42,189
This is what your 20s
are about, you know?
340
00:14:42,224 --> 00:14:43,390
Friends...
341
00:14:43,425 --> 00:14:45,559
Sun setting on the open road. Not...
342
00:14:45,594 --> 00:14:48,328
fertility preservation
for dummies or whatever
343
00:14:48,363 --> 00:14:50,430
Ben put in my folder.
344
00:14:50,466 --> 00:14:52,332
He means well.
345
00:14:52,367 --> 00:14:55,335
That's literally what you say
about annoying people.
346
00:14:55,370 --> 00:14:57,437
You know what I think it is?
347
00:14:57,473 --> 00:15:01,141
He acts like he knows what I need
rather than just asking me.
348
00:15:01,176 --> 00:15:02,442
So you'd rather he'd
get day drunk with you
349
00:15:02,478 --> 00:15:04,344
and shove olives
in his mouth, et cetera?
350
00:15:04,379 --> 00:15:07,114
Yes, I would.
351
00:15:07,149 --> 00:15:09,382
I just sometimes think that
Pinstripe gets me more.
352
00:15:09,418 --> 00:15:13,153
Or enables you more.
Probably to get your pants off.
353
00:15:13,188 --> 00:15:14,983
But I don't think that was
what he was trying to do.
354
00:15:15,018 --> 00:15:16,590
Maybe he just likes what he can't have.
355
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:19,359
- Come on, let's go.
- Shotgun!
356
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,161
Ha-ha.
357
00:15:32,241 --> 00:15:34,407
I think Richard and Jessica
are gonna move in together.
358
00:15:34,443 --> 00:15:36,343
- What?
- I didn't want to say anything
359
00:15:36,378 --> 00:15:38,512
'cause I wanted to sit with it
and see how it made me feel.
360
00:15:38,547 --> 00:15:40,347
And?
361
00:15:40,382 --> 00:15:43,275
Part of me is happy for him. Genuinely.
362
00:15:43,310 --> 00:15:46,353
- But then also...
- Wow, she got her claws
363
00:15:46,388 --> 00:15:48,188
- in him so fast.
- I know.
364
00:15:48,223 --> 00:15:49,422
Dude, they've been together
for, like, a month.
365
00:15:49,458 --> 00:15:51,258
See, this is what happens
when you get old.
366
00:15:51,293 --> 00:15:53,627
You just start making decisions
based on logistics,
367
00:15:53,662 --> 00:15:57,531
which is why I think
we should celebrate...
368
00:15:57,566 --> 00:15:59,499
being young.
369
00:16:07,309 --> 00:16:09,576
♪ Talking in my sleep at night ♪
370
00:16:09,611 --> 00:16:12,412
♪ Making myself crazy ♪
371
00:16:12,447 --> 00:16:15,415
♪ Out of my mind, out of my mind ♪
372
00:16:15,450 --> 00:16:17,417
♪ My love ♪
373
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:19,319
Oh, no.
374
00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:22,189
Gas station roast beef
was a bad choice, ladies.
375
00:16:22,224 --> 00:16:23,523
I need gum.
376
00:16:23,559 --> 00:16:26,159
♪ But my love ♪
377
00:16:26,195 --> 00:16:27,394
Or...
378
00:16:27,429 --> 00:16:30,597
I need this.
379
00:16:30,666 --> 00:16:33,366
- What?
- Susan and Marcus vape.
380
00:16:33,986 --> 00:16:36,369
Of course they do.
They're bougie therapists.
381
00:16:36,405 --> 00:16:38,171
They're also my parents, though.
382
00:16:38,207 --> 00:16:40,440
- Maybe it's an e-cig.
- Is it, though?
383
00:16:43,278 --> 00:16:45,212
- Nope.
- What?
384
00:16:45,247 --> 00:16:47,447
♪ I got new rules, I count 'em ♪
385
00:16:47,482 --> 00:16:49,482
I can't believe my parents vape.
386
00:16:49,518 --> 00:16:51,184
♪ I got new rules, I count 'em ♪
387
00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:53,320
♪ Hey, hey ♪
388
00:16:53,355 --> 00:16:55,288
♪ I gotta tell them to myself ♪
389
00:16:55,324 --> 00:16:56,623
♪ Hey, hey ♪
390
00:16:56,658 --> 00:16:59,226
- ♪ I gotta... ♪
- Whoa, whoa, careful.
391
00:17:01,592 --> 00:17:04,210
♪ I gotta tell them to myself ♪
392
00:17:04,266 --> 00:17:06,166
Why do they have a washing
machine in the yard?
393
00:17:06,202 --> 00:17:08,572
Ah, that's the Ricarte's.
They use it as a planter
394
00:17:08,650 --> 00:17:10,349
- to grow tomatoes.
- Oh, okay.
395
00:17:10,815 --> 00:17:12,681
- How are the tomatoes?
- Not bad.
396
00:17:12,717 --> 00:17:13,983
Clean. Fresh taste.
397
00:17:14,018 --> 00:17:15,364
Well, here we are,
398
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:18,654
Casa Brady, aka Termite Tower.
399
00:17:21,592 --> 00:17:23,926
Well, we made it.
400
00:17:23,961 --> 00:17:26,528
How are we supposed to get in and out
without seeing your mom?
401
00:17:27,163 --> 00:17:28,931
Are you kidding? It's thirsty Thursday.
402
00:17:28,966 --> 00:17:30,866
If I know Babs,
she's throwing back G&T's
403
00:17:30,901 --> 00:17:32,735
at bowling league before
she goes to the bar.
404
00:17:32,770 --> 00:17:34,870
We're gonna get the spare key,
the certificate,
405
00:17:34,905 --> 00:17:36,669
and get the hell out of here.
406
00:17:38,709 --> 00:17:41,744
Are you kidding me? The key's not here.
407
00:17:42,880 --> 00:17:44,747
Ugh! How is she still
408
00:17:44,782 --> 00:17:48,984
- ruining my life?
- Sutton, babe, it's cool.
409
00:17:49,020 --> 00:17:51,479
- We're just gonna break in.
- Break in?
410
00:17:51,514 --> 00:17:53,956
Yeah, it's a perfect crime.
Really, like,
411
00:17:53,991 --> 00:17:56,892
it's your birth certificate,
and the last time I checked,
412
00:17:56,927 --> 00:17:58,794
you can't get arrested
for stealing something
413
00:17:58,829 --> 00:17:59,895
from yourself.
414
00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,764
So we're just gonna find something
415
00:18:01,799 --> 00:18:05,768
to break the window with,
like, maybe a rock.
416
00:18:05,803 --> 00:18:07,936
No, honey. Mm-mm.
417
00:18:07,972 --> 00:18:10,973
Wow, I was almost convinced by that.
418
00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,741
Do you have a better idea?
419
00:18:16,781 --> 00:18:18,614
- Sure your mom's here?
- No, but I'm sure
420
00:18:18,649 --> 00:18:20,083
she will be at some point. Just look for
421
00:18:20,118 --> 00:18:22,885
a haggard-looking woman with
raccoon eyes and a hip flask.
422
00:18:22,920 --> 00:18:25,721
Well, that could be
a couple people in here.
423
00:18:25,756 --> 00:18:27,589
Hi, excuse me, sorry.
424
00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:28,791
Do you know a Babs Brady?
425
00:18:28,826 --> 00:18:30,592
- Of course.
- I thought you might.
426
00:18:30,628 --> 00:18:31,760
She should be in at around 10:00.
427
00:18:31,796 --> 00:18:34,746
Great. Let's go get food
and come back later.
428
00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:36,732
We can get food anywhere.
429
00:18:36,767 --> 00:18:38,634
We can only get drunk right here.
430
00:18:38,669 --> 00:18:41,530
Excuse me, could I get
three tequila shots, please?
431
00:18:41,565 --> 00:18:43,572
- I'm driving.
- Okay.
432
00:18:43,607 --> 00:18:48,944
Then two tequila shots and an agua
for Buzz Killington over here.
433
00:18:48,979 --> 00:18:51,714
Thank you. To Sutton.
434
00:18:51,749 --> 00:18:53,882
Going from Harrisburg to Paris-burg.
435
00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:55,951
You're cut off.
436
00:18:55,986 --> 00:18:57,885
Sutton, is it...
437
00:18:58,989 --> 00:19:00,789
- Oh, my God, Billy, hi.
- Hey.
438
00:19:00,825 --> 00:19:02,572
- Hi.
- How's it going?
439
00:19:02,607 --> 00:19:03,525
Yeah, yeah.
440
00:19:03,561 --> 00:19:05,761
Oh, my gosh, what are you doing here?
441
00:19:05,796 --> 00:19:07,796
Are you coming to see the band?
442
00:19:07,832 --> 00:19:12,534
You know, I'm not actually.
443
00:19:12,570 --> 00:19:14,002
- Sorry, this is...
- Billy Jeffries.
444
00:19:14,038 --> 00:19:15,704
Billy.
445
00:19:15,740 --> 00:19:18,607
Yes, aka former Mr. Sutton Brady.
446
00:19:19,392 --> 00:19:20,642
Heard a lot about you.
447
00:19:20,678 --> 00:19:24,813
Really? I haven't seen this one
since, what? Uh, summer, 20... 2010?
448
00:19:24,849 --> 00:19:26,615
- Yeah.
- We had a lot of sweaty nights
449
00:19:26,650 --> 00:19:27,883
in the back of that van.
450
00:19:27,918 --> 00:19:29,618
You know what I'm talking about, right?
451
00:19:29,653 --> 00:19:32,888
I bet it gets quite humid here in July.
452
00:19:32,923 --> 00:19:34,790
- Yep.
- Yeah.
453
00:19:34,859 --> 00:19:37,760
- It's really...
- So I gotta do sound check.
454
00:19:37,795 --> 00:19:39,828
There's a mic still open
with your name on it.
455
00:19:39,864 --> 00:19:41,797
- I wanna sing.
- What?
456
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,599
Being a lead singer of a band
is definitely on the list.
457
00:19:43,634 --> 00:19:44,967
Let's do it. Yes.
458
00:19:45,002 --> 00:19:47,569
Oh, we can do that too.
Your friends are awesome.
459
00:19:47,605 --> 00:19:50,939
- Come on.
- I like him.
460
00:19:50,975 --> 00:19:52,941
I like Jane when she gets drunk and high
461
00:19:52,977 --> 00:19:55,878
- to avoid dealing with things.
- Good on a road trip.
462
00:19:59,984 --> 00:20:03,018
♪ I thought I saw a
man brought to life ♪
463
00:20:05,689 --> 00:20:09,691
♪ He was warm,
he came around like he was dignified ♪
464
00:20:10,995 --> 00:20:12,995
♪ He showed me what it was to cry ♪
465
00:20:14,899 --> 00:20:18,700
♪ Well, you couldn't be
the man that I adored ♪
466
00:20:18,736 --> 00:20:20,769
Hey. It's gonna be okay.
467
00:20:20,805 --> 00:20:23,939
Yeah, I know. It's just the sooner
she gets here, the sooner we can leave,
468
00:20:23,974 --> 00:20:25,707
- you know?
- Mm-hmm.
469
00:20:25,743 --> 00:20:28,710
Not sure Jane's ready to leave, though.
470
00:20:28,746 --> 00:20:30,779
- Oh.
- Your friend can sing.
471
00:20:30,815 --> 00:20:33,749
Yeah. Thanks.
472
00:20:33,784 --> 00:20:36,018
♪ That's what's going on ♪
473
00:20:36,053 --> 00:20:38,020
♪ Nothing's right, I'm torn ♪
474
00:20:38,055 --> 00:20:40,622
I love it when people
from out of town come in.
475
00:20:40,658 --> 00:20:43,892
- Really?
- Really.
476
00:20:43,928 --> 00:20:47,763
♪ I'm cold and I am shamed,
lying naked on the floor ♪
477
00:20:47,798 --> 00:20:49,631
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
478
00:20:49,667 --> 00:20:51,700
♪ You're a little late ♪
479
00:20:51,735 --> 00:20:54,736
♪ I'm already torn ♪
480
00:20:54,772 --> 00:20:56,038
You're amazing.
481
00:20:56,073 --> 00:20:59,007
♪ There's nothing where he used to lie ♪
482
00:20:59,043 --> 00:21:01,944
♪ My inspiration has run dry ♪
483
00:21:01,979 --> 00:21:04,813
- ♪ That's what's going on ♪
- Whoo.
484
00:21:04,849 --> 00:21:07,783
♪ Nothing's right ♪
485
00:21:07,818 --> 00:21:09,952
♪ I'm all out of faith ♪
486
00:21:09,987 --> 00:21:12,788
Go, Jane! You're a rock star!
487
00:21:12,823 --> 00:21:16,992
♪ I'm cold and I am shamed,
lying naked on the floor ♪
488
00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,895
♪ You're a little late ♪
489
00:21:19,930 --> 00:21:23,065
♪ I'm already torn ♪
490
00:21:24,869 --> 00:21:26,869
Thank you, New York!
491
00:21:26,904 --> 00:21:28,871
- Harrisburg.
- Harrisburg!
492
00:21:28,906 --> 00:21:30,072
- You're beautiful.
- Thank you so much, Jean.
493
00:21:30,107 --> 00:21:31,707
- Great job.
- It's Jane.
494
00:21:31,742 --> 00:21:32,908
Jane.
495
00:21:32,943 --> 00:21:34,776
Next up, Slipknot.
496
00:21:35,297 --> 00:21:37,713
Hey, Barbara's here.
497
00:21:41,919 --> 00:21:45,721
- Sutton.
- Hey, Mom.
498
00:21:45,756 --> 00:21:47,756
She doesn't look like a raccoon to me.
499
00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:49,892
Shh.
500
00:21:49,927 --> 00:21:51,059
What are you doing here?
501
00:21:51,095 --> 00:21:53,695
Uh, I need my birth certificate.
502
00:21:53,731 --> 00:21:56,064
So... when did you start
working at Dicey Reilly's?
503
00:21:56,100 --> 00:21:59,034
- Few months ago.
- One way to get free drinks.
504
00:21:59,069 --> 00:22:01,570
Come here, hi.
505
00:22:01,605 --> 00:22:04,673
Oh, I'm so glad to see you.
506
00:22:04,708 --> 00:22:07,347
Hi. You must be Jane and Kat.
507
00:22:07,382 --> 00:22:08,744
I'm Barbara. You probably know me
508
00:22:08,779 --> 00:22:10,691
as the terrible mother in
all of Sutton's stories.
509
00:22:10,726 --> 00:22:12,047
How does she know who we are?
510
00:22:12,082 --> 00:22:15,918
- It's really nice to meet you.
- You too.
511
00:22:15,953 --> 00:22:18,341
- Oh, God.
- Barbara, let's go.
512
00:22:18,376 --> 00:22:19,821
I'm coming. My shift just started.
513
00:22:19,857 --> 00:22:21,990
Why don't you guys just grab a table?
514
00:22:22,026 --> 00:22:23,992
Uh, Mom,
515
00:22:24,028 --> 00:22:27,829
I gotta grab that birth certificate
and then hit the road, so...
516
00:22:27,865 --> 00:22:31,667
Well, can't you stay and eat something
before you go? I would love to catch up.
517
00:22:31,702 --> 00:22:32,868
We kind of have to get back.
518
00:22:32,937 --> 00:22:35,003
Please stay and have some
chicken fingers on me.
519
00:22:35,039 --> 00:22:37,839
Oh, chicken fingers sound so good.
520
00:22:37,875 --> 00:22:40,742
Good. Jane wants chicken fingers.
521
00:22:40,778 --> 00:22:43,045
- I don't care what Jane wants.
- She offered.
522
00:22:43,080 --> 00:22:44,913
And I really have the munchies.
523
00:22:44,949 --> 00:22:48,016
I gotta be honest,
I really expected more of
524
00:22:48,052 --> 00:22:50,686
a Ramona Singer Turtle
Time kind of vibe.
525
00:22:50,721 --> 00:22:53,956
Give it a couple hours. It'll turn into
a long day's journey into night.
526
00:22:53,991 --> 00:22:55,824
- Well, clearly she's trying.
- And you're falling for it.
527
00:22:55,859 --> 00:22:57,693
I'm just saying,
she wants to spend time with you.
528
00:22:57,728 --> 00:23:00,562
Yeah, that's kind of the problem.
529
00:23:08,522 --> 00:23:10,022
Nice shot.
530
00:23:10,107 --> 00:23:11,873
Sometimes the break goes my way.
531
00:23:11,909 --> 00:23:14,843
- So what are you in town for?
- Oh...
532
00:23:14,878 --> 00:23:17,112
Just adventuring.
533
00:23:19,750 --> 00:23:21,917
- Oh, my God.
- You're holding the cue wrong.
534
00:23:21,952 --> 00:23:24,052
No, I'm just terrible at pool.
535
00:23:24,088 --> 00:23:26,955
- Let me show you.
- Oh.
536
00:23:28,826 --> 00:23:30,892
So it's like you're sliding
through water, okay?
537
00:23:30,928 --> 00:23:32,961
Okay. Wow.
538
00:23:32,996 --> 00:23:35,382
That is a very slick move.
539
00:23:35,999 --> 00:23:37,933
Did you learn that in a '90s rom-com?
540
00:23:37,968 --> 00:23:40,068
Hey, it worked, didn't it?
541
00:23:40,104 --> 00:23:42,037
Yeah.
542
00:23:42,072 --> 00:23:44,039
Still kind of tacky, though.
543
00:23:54,752 --> 00:23:56,818
♪ Why don't we take the tension ♪
544
00:23:56,854 --> 00:23:58,186
♪ And break it down? ♪
545
00:23:58,222 --> 00:24:00,989
♪ Why don't you put my body ♪
546
00:24:01,024 --> 00:24:03,125
♪ On your mind? ♪
547
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,962
♪ Take that pressure and work it out ♪
548
00:24:06,997 --> 00:24:12,734
♪ Don't keep it all inside ♪
549
00:24:12,770 --> 00:24:14,136
You wanna get out of here?
I still got 30 minutes
550
00:24:14,171 --> 00:24:16,772
- on my break.
- Uh, sure.
551
00:24:16,807 --> 00:24:18,807
Just let me get my bag.
552
00:24:18,842 --> 00:24:20,976
♪ Let's break the tension ♪
553
00:24:21,011 --> 00:24:23,111
♪ Now we're here, face to face ♪
554
00:24:27,918 --> 00:24:29,785
Oh, no.
555
00:24:32,122 --> 00:24:33,004
You ready?
556
00:24:33,091 --> 00:24:35,724
Uh, just give me a second.
557
00:24:38,195 --> 00:24:40,929
I saw the "Scarlet" comment stuff,
558
00:24:40,964 --> 00:24:43,098
wanted to know if you were okay.
559
00:24:45,102 --> 00:24:49,905
I, uh, have to go...
go deal with some work stuff.
560
00:24:49,940 --> 00:24:52,941
- Okay.
- Sorry.
561
00:24:58,782 --> 00:25:00,048
You've reached Adena El-Amin.
562
00:25:00,083 --> 00:25:01,750
Please leave a message.
563
00:25:03,053 --> 00:25:05,954
These are so yummy.
564
00:25:05,989 --> 00:25:08,890
Speaking of yummy,
where's your hot townie?
565
00:25:08,926 --> 00:25:09,912
Wasn't in the mood.
566
00:25:10,093 --> 00:25:12,027
The relaunch is a mess.
567
00:25:12,062 --> 00:25:14,729
All anyone can talk about
is how we killed comments.
568
00:25:14,765 --> 00:25:16,765
"Best part of the 'Scarlet'
site was connecting
569
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:18,900
"with other readers.
Thanks for taking that away.
570
00:25:18,936 --> 00:25:20,836
Hash tag 'Scarlet doesn't get it.'"
571
00:25:20,871 --> 00:25:22,195
I'm confused.
572
00:25:22,906 --> 00:25:26,007
How is sex with a hot stranger
not the perfect distraction?
573
00:25:26,043 --> 00:25:28,944
It's not what I want right now.
574
00:25:28,979 --> 00:25:30,946
I'm so sorry.
575
00:25:30,981 --> 00:25:33,014
I'm still fairly new here.
I can't slack off
576
00:25:33,050 --> 00:25:35,784
when the boss is around.
577
00:25:37,721 --> 00:25:39,721
I called you a few times.
578
00:25:39,756 --> 00:25:43,925
- You didn't pick up.
- I've been pretty busy.
579
00:25:43,961 --> 00:25:46,094
So why do you need
your birth certificate?
580
00:25:46,129 --> 00:25:47,963
I could have mailed it, you know?
581
00:25:47,998 --> 00:25:50,031
Oh, it's time sensitive.
I'm going to Paris next week
582
00:25:50,067 --> 00:25:52,133
for work and I need to get a passport.
583
00:25:52,169 --> 00:25:54,703
Oh, that's amazing.
584
00:25:54,738 --> 00:25:56,104
What are you gonna be doing there?
585
00:25:56,139 --> 00:25:58,940
Probably eating croissants,
wearing stripes, brooding.
586
00:25:58,976 --> 00:26:00,709
Listen,
I don't have a lot of time, so...
587
00:26:00,744 --> 00:26:03,111
I know, I know. It's just...
588
00:26:03,146 --> 00:26:06,114
You always said you were
gonna go to Paris one day.
589
00:26:06,149 --> 00:26:09,117
I'm surprised you remember
anything I said as a kid.
590
00:26:09,152 --> 00:26:11,987
Look, Sutton,
I know what you're thinking.
591
00:26:12,022 --> 00:26:13,889
But it's fine. I'm sober now...
592
00:26:13,924 --> 00:26:15,891
Yeah, I don't need to see
another 20-day chip, Mom.
593
00:26:15,926 --> 00:26:17,792
And I am getting a nursing degree.
594
00:26:17,828 --> 00:26:20,128
I need the key.
595
00:26:20,163 --> 00:26:23,064
I've got so much I want to say to you.
596
00:26:23,100 --> 00:26:25,667
If you could just stay a little longer,
you would see
597
00:26:25,702 --> 00:26:27,068
- that things are different.
- Nothing has changed.
598
00:26:27,104 --> 00:26:29,738
Mom, the bar is still
playing My Chemical Romance.
599
00:26:29,773 --> 00:26:31,873
Billy is still a flirt.
This place is exactly the way
600
00:26:31,909 --> 00:26:33,808
it was when I left it and so are you.
601
00:26:33,844 --> 00:26:36,845
- That's not fair.
- What's not fair...
602
00:26:36,880 --> 00:26:38,747
is that if you don't give
me my birth certificate,
603
00:26:38,782 --> 00:26:40,815
I can't go to Paris.
So can you just give me
604
00:26:40,851 --> 00:26:42,684
the key, please?
605
00:26:44,154 --> 00:26:48,790
Well, I apologize for any
rodents and/or old food
606
00:26:48,825 --> 00:26:50,992
that might be laying around.
607
00:26:51,028 --> 00:26:55,130
Are the rodents you speak of
the mice from "Cinderella"?
608
00:26:55,165 --> 00:26:59,000
Sometimes she cleans when
a boyfriend's coming.
609
00:27:02,806 --> 00:27:04,773
She keeps important
papers in the junk drawer.
610
00:27:04,808 --> 00:27:06,875
Oh, good. No sign of my birth.
611
00:27:06,910 --> 00:27:09,711
But if we want pizza.
612
00:27:10,183 --> 00:27:10,946
I can't believe I thought
613
00:27:11,014 --> 00:27:13,748
- I was going to Paris. So stupid.
- _
614
00:27:13,784 --> 00:27:15,951
Why don't you just call her?
She might know where it is.
615
00:27:15,986 --> 00:27:17,852
- Doubtful.
- Is it really so hard
616
00:27:17,888 --> 00:27:19,054
for you to believe that
things might be different?
617
00:27:19,089 --> 00:27:21,435
Yeah, because they never are.
618
00:27:21,525 --> 00:27:23,959
I spent my entire childhood
watching her sober up
619
00:27:23,994 --> 00:27:25,894
for, like, two or three days
at a time and thinking,
620
00:27:25,929 --> 00:27:27,829
"Wow, maybe I really have a mom now."
621
00:27:27,864 --> 00:27:30,131
But she always slid backwards.
In sixth grade she was sober
622
00:27:30,167 --> 00:27:31,967
for a week, so I signed us up
623
00:27:32,002 --> 00:27:36,071
for the mother/daughter
Girl Scout camping weekend.
624
00:27:36,106 --> 00:27:40,008
She bailed to go to Atlantic City
with a guy that she picked up at a bar.
625
00:27:40,043 --> 00:27:41,977
Why do you think I spent
so many nights sleeping
626
00:27:42,012 --> 00:27:43,239
in Billy's disgusting van?
627
00:27:43,280 --> 00:27:45,747
I didn't know that, and I'm sorry.
628
00:27:45,782 --> 00:27:47,115
I don't want to dwell on it.
I moved to New York
629
00:27:47,150 --> 00:27:48,393
and I moved on.
630
00:27:49,553 --> 00:27:52,554
Here we go. I have low expectations.
631
00:27:52,583 --> 00:27:54,856
- Hello?
- If you have to go, I get it.
632
00:27:54,891 --> 00:27:57,025
The certificate's in
a box under the couch.
633
00:27:57,060 --> 00:27:58,860
Thank you.
634
00:28:08,872 --> 00:28:11,006
Amazing.
635
00:28:11,041 --> 00:28:13,108
She finally did something
to make herself useful.
636
00:28:13,742 --> 00:28:14,809
- Let's go.
- Are you sure
637
00:28:14,845 --> 00:28:16,678
you don't want to go back to the bar?
638
00:28:16,713 --> 00:28:18,079
Say good-bye? It's on the way.
639
00:28:18,115 --> 00:28:20,081
I know you're thinking that
I'm being really unreasonable,
640
00:28:20,117 --> 00:28:23,084
- but I have been through this.
- At least you have a mom.
641
00:28:23,120 --> 00:28:26,755
I'm sorry, but it's true.
642
00:28:26,790 --> 00:28:29,924
And I know you're really angry right now
and you need to do what's best for you,
643
00:28:29,960 --> 00:28:31,126
but, as small as it may be,
644
00:28:31,161 --> 00:28:32,961
you have a chance
to fix things with her.
645
00:28:32,996 --> 00:28:34,829
Jane, I have tried
so many times to fix things
646
00:28:34,865 --> 00:28:36,031
with my mother.
647
00:28:36,066 --> 00:28:37,766
I... I get it, but...
648
00:28:37,801 --> 00:28:40,702
maybe you should try again.
649
00:28:40,737 --> 00:28:42,037
Trust me.
650
00:28:42,072 --> 00:28:44,672
Chances aren't things you
should take for granted.
651
00:28:47,778 --> 00:28:49,677
I just, um...
652
00:28:53,083 --> 00:28:56,051
I just can't get my hopes up again,
you know, because...
653
00:28:58,055 --> 00:28:59,988
I just can't.
654
00:29:00,023 --> 00:29:02,090
I think you can
'cause things are different now.
655
00:29:02,125 --> 00:29:04,659
- How?
- You got us.
656
00:29:17,031 --> 00:29:19,197
Thank you, thank you.
We'll be back in 15.
657
00:29:19,233 --> 00:29:21,166
- Go talk to her.
- Yeah, thanks, guys.
658
00:29:21,201 --> 00:29:23,035
You'll be glad you did.
659
00:29:26,206 --> 00:29:28,206
You came back.
660
00:29:28,242 --> 00:29:31,276
- I did.
- Thank you.
661
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:34,212
- Do you have a second to sit?
- Yeah.
662
00:29:38,085 --> 00:29:39,184
All right, Mom.
663
00:29:39,922 --> 00:29:42,154
What is it that you want to say?
664
00:29:47,194 --> 00:29:49,995
Hmm.
665
00:29:52,166 --> 00:29:54,966
Um...
666
00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:57,069
seven months ago...
667
00:29:57,104 --> 00:30:03,008
I woke up hung over
from a classic Babs bender.
668
00:30:03,043 --> 00:30:06,078
And as I was wasting the day away...
669
00:30:06,113 --> 00:30:09,347
I saw a picture of you on Instagram.
670
00:30:09,383 --> 00:30:11,950
You, Jane, and Kat,
you were all having margaritas
671
00:30:11,985 --> 00:30:14,352
at a little Mexican
restaurant on Houston Street.
672
00:30:14,388 --> 00:30:16,354
And you looked so happy.
673
00:30:18,125 --> 00:30:20,125
And I found myself
wondering if you were happy
674
00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:25,030
because of your friends or
something at work or a boy.
675
00:30:25,065 --> 00:30:28,266
And then it hit me that if I
didn't pull my life together,
676
00:30:28,302 --> 00:30:32,104
I would never know the
answer to that question.
677
00:30:32,139 --> 00:30:33,972
And I found that unbearable.
678
00:30:34,007 --> 00:30:37,109
So I left the house,
I went to an AA meeting,
679
00:30:37,144 --> 00:30:39,044
and I've been going
every day since, twice a day.
680
00:30:39,079 --> 00:30:41,313
So you stopped drinking...
681
00:30:41,348 --> 00:30:43,348
because you saw a photo of me drinking?
682
00:30:44,174 --> 00:30:46,351
- Those margaritas looked really good.
- They were.
683
00:30:47,057 --> 00:30:50,021
So glad we don't muddle cucumber here.
684
00:30:55,129 --> 00:30:57,395
I really want to be a part
of your life again, Sutton.
685
00:30:57,431 --> 00:30:59,331
You have every right to call bullshit,
686
00:30:59,366 --> 00:31:03,034
but I promise you something
has changed in me.
687
00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:10,976
Just, um...
688
00:31:11,011 --> 00:31:13,311
all those years I really needed a mom...
689
00:31:16,216 --> 00:31:19,317
you waited until I left
to try to be one.
690
00:31:21,288 --> 00:31:24,022
Timing never was really my thing.
691
00:31:24,057 --> 00:31:26,391
But I am holding it
together now, Sutton.
692
00:31:26,426 --> 00:31:30,028
For you. And I'm so sorry.
693
00:31:33,066 --> 00:31:36,101
I really wanna believe you,
but it's so hard.
694
00:31:36,136 --> 00:31:40,338
All I'm asking is maybe you just
check in on me now and then.
695
00:31:40,374 --> 00:31:42,974
See if I'm good to my word.
696
00:31:47,214 --> 00:31:50,415
I can do that.
697
00:31:50,450 --> 00:31:54,152
Also it's "How-ston" Street.
698
00:31:56,190 --> 00:31:59,291
- "How-ston" Street.
- Yeah.
699
00:31:59,326 --> 00:32:00,392
See, I can change.
700
00:32:02,396 --> 00:32:05,397
I'm so glad you came back.
701
00:32:05,432 --> 00:32:08,099
Excuse me, ma'am.
Will you dance with me?
702
00:32:08,135 --> 00:32:11,236
Um, yes, stranger.
703
00:32:18,078 --> 00:32:22,314
You know,
I keep wanting to pretend like...
704
00:32:22,349 --> 00:32:26,184
I don't have BRCA and...
705
00:32:26,220 --> 00:32:29,054
I want to be normal, but...
706
00:32:29,089 --> 00:32:31,156
there is no normal.
707
00:32:31,191 --> 00:32:33,992
I mean, Sutton spent her teenage years
708
00:32:34,027 --> 00:32:35,327
sleeping in a van.
709
00:32:35,362 --> 00:32:37,229
I just need to face this
710
00:32:37,264 --> 00:32:40,065
and stop feeling sorry for myself.
711
00:32:41,301 --> 00:32:44,035
Well, I'm proud of you.
712
00:32:44,071 --> 00:32:47,005
Oh, a spin.
713
00:32:52,212 --> 00:32:55,080
It's Jacqueline. I'll be back.
714
00:32:57,451 --> 00:32:59,701
- Hi.
- I'm sorry to call so late.
715
00:32:59,736 --> 00:33:01,937
I'm assuming that you saw the backlash?
716
00:33:01,972 --> 00:33:04,055
- I did.
- I appreciate you
717
00:33:04,091 --> 00:33:06,224
- not responding.
- Didn't want to misrepresent
718
00:33:06,260 --> 00:33:08,159
your message. I wanted to be...
719
00:33:08,195 --> 00:33:10,328
strategic.
720
00:33:10,364 --> 00:33:13,064
Well, clearly you were right
about all of this.
721
00:33:13,100 --> 00:33:15,133
So if you were in my position,
722
00:33:15,168 --> 00:33:17,969
what would you say to "Scarlet" readers?
723
00:33:18,005 --> 00:33:20,105
Removing comments cut
"Scarlet" off from the people
724
00:33:20,140 --> 00:33:22,040
who interact with the brand the most.
725
00:33:22,075 --> 00:33:23,942
I would acknowledge that.
726
00:33:25,245 --> 00:33:29,247
Reopen the lines of communication.
727
00:33:29,283 --> 00:33:32,183
Thank you, Kat.
728
00:33:32,219 --> 00:33:34,252
Team meeting in the morning.
I'll see you there.
729
00:33:34,288 --> 00:33:36,187
I'll be there.
730
00:33:36,223 --> 00:33:38,189
♪ Meet on the other side ♪
731
00:33:38,225 --> 00:33:41,026
♪ You remember I told you ♪
732
00:33:41,061 --> 00:33:42,961
♪ It's addictive ♪
733
00:33:42,996 --> 00:33:46,064
♪ Just one try ♪
734
00:33:46,099 --> 00:33:49,234
♪ 'Cause my love is real ♪
735
00:33:49,269 --> 00:33:53,038
I think I'm done with
the open relationship.
736
00:33:53,073 --> 00:33:56,374
Wow. Where'd that come from?
737
00:33:56,410 --> 00:33:58,376
Just...
738
00:33:58,412 --> 00:34:00,230
I miss Adena.
739
00:34:01,214 --> 00:34:02,948
I miss...
740
00:34:02,983 --> 00:34:06,284
being able to talk to her
whenever I want and...
741
00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:09,921
I think I just underestimated
how much the open thing
742
00:34:09,957 --> 00:34:12,924
would mess with our communication.
743
00:34:12,960 --> 00:34:16,094
- Does she feel the same?
- I don't know.
744
00:34:16,129 --> 00:34:18,129
She has been going to the studio a lot,
745
00:34:18,165 --> 00:34:20,932
which could be code for seeing someone.
746
00:34:20,968 --> 00:34:22,267
- Hmm.
- Just have to tell her
747
00:34:22,302 --> 00:34:25,103
how I feel... I guess.
748
00:34:25,138 --> 00:34:27,973
♪ Whoa ♪
749
00:34:28,008 --> 00:34:30,976
So does this mean that
I'm the last person
750
00:34:31,011 --> 00:34:33,311
to rest my head on your
boobs before Adena?
751
00:34:33,347 --> 00:34:35,315
Hashtag blessed.
752
00:34:37,150 --> 00:34:38,618
Oh, this is cute.
753
00:34:39,319 --> 00:34:41,186
- Can we go home now?
- I'm ready.
754
00:34:41,221 --> 00:34:42,387
- Me too.
- Hey, Sutton.
755
00:34:42,422 --> 00:34:44,055
- You checking out?
- Oh, hey, Bill.
756
00:34:44,091 --> 00:34:45,541
Yeah, it's that time of night.
757
00:34:45,559 --> 00:34:47,258
Bummer, you're gonna miss my wife.
758
00:34:47,294 --> 00:34:49,427
- Your w-i-ife.
- Wow...
759
00:34:49,463 --> 00:34:53,164
- Not insulted by that.
- No, I'm really happy for you.
760
00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:55,333
Seems like you have everything together.
761
00:34:55,369 --> 00:34:57,335
You too. And if it's worth anything,
762
00:34:57,371 --> 00:35:00,105
you know, I see your mom around and...
763
00:35:00,140 --> 00:35:02,845
she's different. Better.
764
00:35:02,880 --> 00:35:05,944
Thanks.
765
00:35:08,115 --> 00:35:10,248
- Super hot, B-T-dubs.
- Good night, Billy.
766
00:35:10,283 --> 00:35:12,050
Yeah, okay, see you.
767
00:35:12,085 --> 00:35:13,385
Let's go.
768
00:35:23,363 --> 00:35:25,163
How you doing?
769
00:35:27,434 --> 00:35:29,934
I'm glad I went home.
770
00:35:29,970 --> 00:35:31,236
Yeah, me too.
771
00:35:31,271 --> 00:35:33,171
I think we all needed
to get out of the city.
772
00:35:49,142 --> 00:35:51,176
Hey, Les. Here it is.
773
00:35:51,211 --> 00:35:53,812
- Everything you need.
- Just under the wire.
774
00:35:53,847 --> 00:35:54,813
Yep, that's me.
775
00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:56,014
Wait, where's the photo?
776
00:35:56,049 --> 00:35:58,116
It's right here.
777
00:35:58,151 --> 00:35:59,985
Oh, my God, where is it?
778
00:36:00,020 --> 00:36:03,054
- It must have fallen out.
- It's fine.
779
00:36:03,090 --> 00:36:04,823
I'll take it for you.
780
00:36:04,858 --> 00:36:06,057
Go stand by the wall.
781
00:36:08,795 --> 00:36:09,961
How do I look?
782
00:36:09,997 --> 00:36:11,062
Like...
783
00:36:11,098 --> 00:36:13,064
somebody going to Paris.
784
00:36:13,100 --> 00:36:14,733
Smile.
785
00:36:16,870 --> 00:36:18,837
Oh, and, Kat,
786
00:36:18,872 --> 00:36:19,905
here's your ticket.
787
00:36:19,940 --> 00:36:21,773
- Thanks.
- What?
788
00:36:21,808 --> 00:36:23,875
Hmm?
789
00:36:23,911 --> 00:36:26,011
- You're going to Paris?
- Yeah, I was always going.
790
00:36:26,046 --> 00:36:27,913
- Oh, my God.
- I was always going.
791
00:36:27,948 --> 00:36:30,006
Oh, my God!
792
00:36:30,851 --> 00:36:33,184
- Why didn't you tell me?
- _
793
00:36:33,220 --> 00:36:35,186
And Sutton's ex-boyfriend
794
00:36:35,222 --> 00:36:38,023
had a "Live free, ride hard" tattoo.
795
00:36:40,127 --> 00:36:42,794
It sounds like you guys
had quite the trip.
796
00:36:42,829 --> 00:36:47,032
Yeah, I had to write my story
on my iPhone on the car ride home.
797
00:36:47,067 --> 00:36:50,902
"Fun things to do when
you just can't anymore."
798
00:36:50,938 --> 00:36:52,137
You mean "Fun things to do"
799
00:36:52,172 --> 00:36:54,105
"when you just can't
read your boyfriend's
800
00:36:54,141 --> 00:36:55,941
boring medical research," right?
801
00:36:55,976 --> 00:36:58,143
There wasn't total
direct causation there.
802
00:36:58,178 --> 00:37:00,178
Uh-huh, you've just always been dying
803
00:37:00,213 --> 00:37:02,180
to visit the capital of Pennsylvania?
804
00:37:03,573 --> 00:37:04,916
Maybe I have.
805
00:37:04,952 --> 00:37:07,052
But listen.
806
00:37:07,087 --> 00:37:10,789
I'm sorry that I didn't fully appreciate
what you were trying to do for me.
807
00:37:10,824 --> 00:37:12,190
It's a lot to take in. I get it.
808
00:37:12,225 --> 00:37:15,126
But it is my life, and I have to deal,
809
00:37:15,162 --> 00:37:19,965
so I've decided to freeze my eggs.
810
00:37:20,000 --> 00:37:21,166
Well, that's exciting.
811
00:37:21,201 --> 00:37:22,934
I'm glad I could've been of help.
812
00:37:22,970 --> 00:37:24,769
Me too.
813
00:37:24,805 --> 00:37:26,004
Hey.
814
00:37:26,799 --> 00:37:28,206
I've got to head to work in a minute,
815
00:37:28,241 --> 00:37:30,942
but, um...
816
00:37:30,978 --> 00:37:33,979
there's something I thought
would always be fun to try.
817
00:37:34,014 --> 00:37:35,847
Might be something for your list.
818
00:37:39,820 --> 00:37:41,152
What if we get caught?
819
00:37:41,188 --> 00:37:42,754
I think that's the fun.
820
00:37:43,824 --> 00:37:44,823
Okay.
821
00:37:50,230 --> 00:37:54,899
I don't want any more
missed connections with us.
822
00:37:54,935 --> 00:37:57,235
I want to be with you...
823
00:37:57,270 --> 00:37:59,838
and just you.
824
00:37:59,873 --> 00:38:01,039
You do?
825
00:38:01,074 --> 00:38:02,841
Yeah. I mean, I love that you
826
00:38:02,909 --> 00:38:05,744
gave me the space and
the freedom to explore,
827
00:38:05,779 --> 00:38:08,713
but created too much
distance between us.
828
00:38:08,749 --> 00:38:10,949
I missed you, and I missed us.
829
00:38:10,984 --> 00:38:13,952
Also, playing the field
is very overrated.
830
00:38:13,987 --> 00:38:16,187
Mm.
831
00:38:16,223 --> 00:38:18,890
I missed you too.
832
00:38:28,035 --> 00:38:29,934
Looks so beautiful.
833
00:38:29,970 --> 00:38:33,138
So "the studio" really was the studio.
834
00:38:33,173 --> 00:38:35,040
What did you think it was?
835
00:38:35,075 --> 00:38:36,875
No, yeah, I mean,
836
00:38:36,910 --> 00:38:39,844
obvious... obviously
it was a studio, just...
837
00:38:39,880 --> 00:38:40,955
Hmm.
838
00:38:44,885 --> 00:38:47,886
Okay, well, I am gonna take a shower.
839
00:38:47,921 --> 00:38:49,921
- Mm-hmm.
- And then
840
00:38:49,956 --> 00:38:51,756
you want to grab breakfast?
841
00:38:51,792 --> 00:38:54,059
I would love to,
842
00:38:54,094 --> 00:38:55,994
but I have to keep the momentum going.
843
00:38:56,029 --> 00:38:58,096
Uh, I'm going back to work.
844
00:38:58,131 --> 00:39:00,899
Oh. Yeah, that's cool.
845
00:39:00,934 --> 00:39:02,767
- Yeah, yeah.
- Mm.
846
00:39:02,803 --> 00:39:04,803
Cool.
847
00:39:04,838 --> 00:39:06,104
I'll hit you up after.
848
00:39:06,139 --> 00:39:08,706
Okay, sounds good.
849
00:39:22,923 --> 00:39:24,155
So the comments are back up.
850
00:39:24,191 --> 00:39:27,826
I saw the letter... An eloquent way
to handle the situation.
851
00:39:27,861 --> 00:39:30,762
I thought it was important
to take ownership of it.
852
00:39:30,797 --> 00:39:32,063
Well, that's what makes you you.
853
00:39:32,099 --> 00:39:34,866
However, there is some concern.
854
00:39:34,901 --> 00:39:36,134
No relaunch traffic bump.
855
00:39:36,169 --> 00:39:37,902
Well, it's still early.
856
00:39:37,938 --> 00:39:39,904
Some people out there think
857
00:39:39,940 --> 00:39:43,108
that you might not be in touch
with what "Scarlet" needs,
858
00:39:43,143 --> 00:39:45,009
especially after the piece
in "New York Magazine"
859
00:39:45,045 --> 00:39:47,011
and the no comments debacle.
860
00:39:47,047 --> 00:39:48,980
Out there...
861
00:39:49,015 --> 00:39:52,784
or... up there?
862
00:39:52,819 --> 00:39:54,853
You know I will always have your back.
863
00:39:54,888 --> 00:39:58,189
And I will let you know
if I hear anything else.
864
00:39:58,225 --> 00:40:00,125
Thank you.
865
00:40:05,899 --> 00:40:07,198
Hey!
866
00:40:07,234 --> 00:40:09,801
You're not a nice man!
867
00:40:10,228 --> 00:40:12,971
Well, now this is getting weird.
868
00:40:13,006 --> 00:40:14,205
Well, I work in Midtown.
869
00:40:14,241 --> 00:40:16,074
- What's your excuse?
- Mm...
870
00:40:16,109 --> 00:40:18,143
Oh, are you working as a messenger boy?
871
00:40:19,913 --> 00:40:23,781
Actually I didn't want to say anything
until it was official, but I submitted
872
00:40:23,817 --> 00:40:27,018
my book proposal to some editors
at Safford Publications,
873
00:40:27,053 --> 00:40:28,887
and they responded.
874
00:40:28,922 --> 00:40:30,788
Responded like they want to publish it?
875
00:40:30,824 --> 00:40:32,957
- Exactly like that.
- Oh, my God.
876
00:40:32,993 --> 00:40:35,793
- That's amazing.
- Yeah.
877
00:40:35,829 --> 00:40:37,061
You know, you pushed me to write it.
878
00:40:37,097 --> 00:40:38,997
I actually couldn't have
done it without you.
879
00:40:39,032 --> 00:40:40,832
Oh, please.
880
00:40:40,867 --> 00:40:42,066
Okay, fine, I won't include you
881
00:40:42,102 --> 00:40:44,269
- in the acknowledgements.
- Oh, no, do.
882
00:40:46,106 --> 00:40:47,839
You know...
883
00:40:51,011 --> 00:40:52,877
What?
884
00:40:52,913 --> 00:40:55,980
Jane, what you said
at the bar the other day,
885
00:40:56,016 --> 00:40:58,016
I thought you knew by
now that I'm capable
886
00:40:58,051 --> 00:41:00,785
of being more than just
your beer o'clock guy.
887
00:41:03,156 --> 00:41:04,956
When you call me Jane,
888
00:41:04,991 --> 00:41:08,159
it makes it seem like you're
actually serious about me.
889
00:41:08,195 --> 00:41:09,994
Maybe I am.
890
00:41:58,754 --> 00:42:00,762
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