00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:47,466 --> 00:00:49,718 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING ON STEREO) 2 00:01:00,145 --> 00:01:01,521 (BOTH SHOUTING IN ARABIC) 3 00:01:01,605 --> 00:01:02,648 (GUNFIRE) (BOTH GROAN) 4 00:01:09,655 --> 00:01:11,198 (MEN SCREAMING) 5 00:01:14,368 --> 00:01:16,995 (MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY OVER RADIO) 6 00:01:17,996 --> 00:01:19,957 (MEN CONTINUE SCREAMING) 7 00:01:39,226 --> 00:01:42,396 LANCELOT: (OVER RADIO) This is Zero One Alpha. We have secured Falcon. 8 00:01:42,771 --> 00:01:45,607 I say again, we have secured Falcon. 9 00:01:45,691 --> 00:01:46,692 (GUNS COCKING) 10 00:01:47,025 --> 00:01:48,235 By the time I count to ten... 11 00:01:48,318 --> 00:01:50,529 ...you will have told me exactly what I need to know. 12 00:01:50,988 --> 00:01:51,989 If not... 13 00:01:52,531 --> 00:01:56,034 ...the number ten will be the last thing you will ever hear. 14 00:01:56,243 --> 00:01:57,286 One 15 00:01:57,369 --> 00:01:58,369 Two 16 00:01:58,412 --> 00:01:59,413 Three 17 00:01:59,496 --> 00:02:00,497 Four 18 00:02:00,664 --> 00:02:01,665 Five 19 00:02:01,748 --> 00:02:02,749 Six 20 00:02:02,874 --> 00:02:03,959 Seven 21 00:02:04,042 --> 00:02:05,043 Eight 22 00:02:05,127 --> 00:02:06,878 Grenade! Sir, get back! 23 00:02:07,004 --> 00:02:08,630 (SHOUTING IN ARABIC) 24 00:02:20,726 --> 00:02:22,060 Shit. 25 00:02:22,644 --> 00:02:24,271 Fucking missed it. 26 00:02:24,730 --> 00:02:26,898 How did I fucking miss it? 27 00:02:28,442 --> 00:02:32,696 Merlin, I apologize for putting you in this position. 28 00:02:32,863 --> 00:02:34,406 You trained him well. 29 00:02:35,407 --> 00:02:36,950 James... 30 00:02:37,784 --> 00:02:41,204 training is over. 31 00:02:42,456 --> 00:02:44,458 Welcome to Kingsman. 32 00:02:44,958 --> 00:02:46,251 Lancelot. 33 00:02:46,418 --> 00:02:47,461 Sir. 34 00:02:50,714 --> 00:02:54,760 GALAHAD: I'll deal with this mess personally. 35 00:02:59,765 --> 00:03:00,765 I very much regret that 36 00:03:00,807 --> 00:03:02,847 your husband's bravery can't be publicly celebrated. 37 00:03:03,226 --> 00:03:04,311 I hope you understand. 38 00:03:04,561 --> 00:03:06,063 MICHELLE: How can I understand? 39 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,231 You won't tell me anything. 40 00:03:09,107 --> 00:03:11,610 I didn't even know he wasn't with his squad. 41 00:03:11,777 --> 00:03:13,017 I'm so sorry, I can't say more. 42 00:03:14,654 --> 00:03:17,282 But I would like to present you with this Medal of Valor... 43 00:03:18,116 --> 00:03:20,994 and if you look closely on the back, there's a number. 44 00:03:21,328 --> 00:03:23,830 And as a more concrete gesture of our gratitude... 45 00:03:23,997 --> 00:03:25,916 we'd like to offer you, um... 46 00:03:27,292 --> 00:03:28,460 Let's call it a favor. 47 00:03:28,627 --> 00:03:30,128 The nature of it is your choice. 48 00:03:30,295 --> 00:03:31,630 Just tell the operator... 49 00:03:32,130 --> 00:03:35,509 "oxfords not brogues," and then I'll know it's you. 50 00:03:36,968 --> 00:03:39,513 I don't want your help! 51 00:03:39,679 --> 00:03:42,099 (SOBBING) I want my husband back! 52 00:03:46,061 --> 00:03:47,062 (SIGHS) 53 00:03:49,940 --> 00:03:51,108 What's your name, young man? 54 00:03:51,691 --> 00:03:52,692 Eggsy. 55 00:03:52,776 --> 00:03:54,111 Hello, Eggsy. 56 00:03:55,112 --> 00:03:56,530 Can I see that? 57 00:04:03,328 --> 00:04:05,288 You take care of this, Eggsy. 58 00:04:06,289 --> 00:04:07,666 All right? 59 00:04:11,670 --> 00:04:13,213 And take care of your mum, too. 60 00:04:54,045 --> 00:04:57,716 BIG GOON: So sorry, Professor Arnold. Just a tiny bit more. 61 00:04:57,883 --> 00:05:00,385 Oh, for God's sakes, just rip it off. 62 00:05:00,552 --> 00:05:04,097 I'm under very strict instructions not to hurt you. 63 00:05:04,264 --> 00:05:06,516 Look, you've made a mistake. 64 00:05:06,683 --> 00:05:09,436 I'm a university lecturer. I've got no money. 65 00:05:09,603 --> 00:05:11,062 This isn't about money. 66 00:05:11,229 --> 00:05:13,190 Our boss just wants to talk to you. 67 00:05:13,440 --> 00:05:15,275 Am I meant to find that reassuring? 68 00:05:15,442 --> 00:05:17,569 He'll be here soon. He'll explain. 69 00:05:18,737 --> 00:05:20,363 Do you like whiskey? (SIGHS) 70 00:05:21,031 --> 00:05:23,742 Red, get the '62 Dalmore. 71 00:05:23,950 --> 00:05:24,993 Hmm. 72 00:05:25,076 --> 00:05:28,121 Honestly, this whiskey, it's amazing. 73 00:05:28,455 --> 00:05:30,248 You will shit. (RHYTHMIC KNOCKING ON DOOR) 74 00:05:49,768 --> 00:05:52,938 I suppose asking to borrow a cup of sugar is a step too far'? 75 00:05:57,108 --> 00:05:58,228 (GRUNTING) (SILENCED GUNFIRE) 76 00:06:03,406 --> 00:06:04,407 (SCREAMING) 77 00:06:15,835 --> 00:06:19,798 Professor Arnold, I'm here to take you home. 78 00:06:20,840 --> 00:06:21,841 (DOOR CLOSES) 79 00:06:26,179 --> 00:06:27,180 (TRAY CLATTERING) 80 00:06:27,639 --> 00:06:29,808 (SNIFFING) Hmm. 81 00:06:30,600 --> 00:06:32,435 1962 Dalmore. 82 00:06:32,852 --> 00:06:34,688 It'd be a sin to spill any. 83 00:06:35,438 --> 00:06:36,815 Don't you think? 84 00:06:37,315 --> 00:06:38,650 (RHYTHMIC KNOCKING ON DOOR) 85 00:06:49,619 --> 00:06:50,620 (METAL WHOOSHING) 86 00:07:17,731 --> 00:07:19,691 Can you hold these? Please? 87 00:07:33,872 --> 00:07:34,873 Thank you. 88 00:07:41,588 --> 00:07:43,548 Everything is clean. 89 00:07:47,844 --> 00:07:49,179 (CHUCKLING) 90 00:07:49,262 --> 00:07:52,057 My kind of welcome. 91 00:07:53,475 --> 00:07:54,476 Mmm. 92 00:07:55,560 --> 00:07:56,561 (EXHALES) 93 00:07:59,439 --> 00:08:01,566 No stomach for violence. 94 00:08:01,733 --> 00:08:03,652 I mean, literally, I see one drop of blood... 95 00:08:03,818 --> 00:08:05,737 that is me done. 96 00:08:05,904 --> 00:08:07,104 I'm like... (IMITATES VOMITING) 97 00:08:07,238 --> 00:08:08,573 projectile. 98 00:08:08,740 --> 00:08:10,909 Listen, I'm so sorry... 99 00:08:11,076 --> 00:08:16,456 you had to witness all this unpleasantness due to our uninvited guest. 100 00:08:16,623 --> 00:08:20,752 But I promise you, by the time I've found out who he works for... 101 00:08:20,919 --> 00:08:25,256 you and I will be the best of friends. 102 00:08:25,382 --> 00:08:26,383 (BEEPING) 103 00:08:31,846 --> 00:08:33,598 To the shop, please. 104 00:08:57,205 --> 00:08:58,485 Arthur's in the dining room, sir. 105 00:09:08,883 --> 00:09:10,009 Arthur. 106 00:09:10,218 --> 00:09:11,386 Galahad. 107 00:09:11,636 --> 00:09:13,304 The others were beginning to wonder 108 00:09:13,388 --> 00:09:16,266 if we were going to have a double toast. 109 00:09:18,977 --> 00:09:22,939 Gentlemen, I'm thankful to say it's been 17 years... 110 00:09:23,106 --> 00:09:25,483 since we last had occasion to use this decanter. 111 00:09:26,359 --> 00:09:30,780 Lancelot was an outstanding agent, and a true Kingsman. 112 00:09:30,947 --> 00:09:32,365 He will be sorely missed. 113 00:09:33,742 --> 00:09:34,909 To Lancelot. 114 00:09:35,744 --> 00:09:37,412 ALL: To Lancelot. 115 00:09:41,458 --> 00:09:43,418 I intend to start the selection process for 116 00:09:43,501 --> 00:09:45,920 Lancelot's replacement tomorrow. 117 00:09:46,755 --> 00:09:49,174 I want each of you to propose a candidate... 118 00:09:49,340 --> 00:09:51,676 and have them report to UK HQ... 119 00:09:51,885 --> 00:09:54,012 no later than 9 p.m. GMT. 120 00:09:54,429 --> 00:09:55,430 Thank you. 121 00:09:57,766 --> 00:09:58,767 Merlin. 122 00:09:59,893 --> 00:10:01,519 Come in. 123 00:10:01,978 --> 00:10:04,564 Lancelot was investigating a group of mercenaries... 124 00:10:04,731 --> 00:10:07,442 who were experimenting with biological weaponry. 125 00:10:07,609 --> 00:10:08,689 Glasses, gentlemen, please. 126 00:10:11,279 --> 00:10:13,615 Uganda, 2012. 127 00:10:13,782 --> 00:10:15,283 Synthetic cathinones. 128 00:10:15,450 --> 00:10:18,870 They put it in the water supply of a guerrilla army base. 129 00:10:19,037 --> 00:10:22,290 Rage, cannibalism, multiple fatalities. 130 00:10:23,625 --> 00:10:25,126 Chechnya, 2013. 131 00:10:25,460 --> 00:10:27,086 Insurgents turned on one another. 132 00:10:27,253 --> 00:10:28,922 Indisputably, the work of our mercenaries, 133 00:10:29,005 --> 00:10:30,882 but no trace of any chemicals of any kind. 134 00:10:31,174 --> 00:10:32,334 So what happened to Lancelot? 135 00:10:33,259 --> 00:10:36,262 He tracked them to this property in Argentina. 136 00:10:36,471 --> 00:10:37,764 While he had them under surveillance... 137 00:10:37,931 --> 00:10:39,766 he became aware they'd effected a kidnapping. 138 00:10:40,600 --> 00:10:44,604 So he executed a solo rescue mission, which failed. 139 00:10:45,480 --> 00:10:46,981 This is his last transmission. 140 00:10:48,983 --> 00:10:51,528 Who is he? Some climate change doomsayer. 141 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:53,334 Expounds something called "Gaia theory"... 142 00:10:53,363 --> 00:10:55,123 about the world healing itself, or some such. 143 00:10:55,281 --> 00:10:59,160 But what's curious, is he's not actually missing. 144 00:10:59,619 --> 00:11:01,955 This is Professor Arnold... 145 00:11:02,121 --> 00:11:04,165 at Imperial College this morning. 146 00:11:05,250 --> 00:11:07,001 ARTHUR: It's all yours. 147 00:11:07,210 --> 00:11:09,462 And don't forget your membership proposal. 148 00:11:09,629 --> 00:11:12,715 Try picking a more suitable candidate this time. 149 00:11:12,882 --> 00:11:14,759 17 years and still... 150 00:11:14,926 --> 00:11:18,555 evolving with the times remains an entirely foreign concept to you. 151 00:11:18,763 --> 00:11:19,931 Need I remind you, I wouldn't be here 152 00:11:20,014 --> 00:11:21,599 if it weren't for that young man? 153 00:11:21,975 --> 00:11:24,561 He was as much Kingsman material as any of them. 154 00:11:24,727 --> 00:11:25,937 More so. 155 00:11:26,104 --> 00:11:29,107 But he wasn't exactly one of us, was he? 156 00:11:29,899 --> 00:11:31,651 Let's face it, Galahad, 157 00:11:31,734 --> 00:11:33,486 your little experiment failed. 158 00:11:35,154 --> 00:11:37,699 With respect, Arthur, you're a snob. 159 00:11:37,866 --> 00:11:38,950 "With respect"? 160 00:11:40,159 --> 00:11:42,328 The world is changing. 161 00:11:42,495 --> 00:11:46,499 There's a reason why aristocrats developed weak chins. 162 00:12:04,976 --> 00:12:05,977 MICHELLE: Eggsy? 163 00:12:08,521 --> 00:12:10,189 Eggsy, come here. 164 00:12:10,273 --> 00:12:11,482 (INDISTINCT CHATTER ON TV) 165 00:12:13,484 --> 00:12:15,194 Got any Rizla, babe? No. 166 00:12:15,320 --> 00:12:16,321 Why don't you do your mum a favor, 167 00:12:16,404 --> 00:12:17,447 go down to the shop and get some? 168 00:12:17,572 --> 00:12:18,865 EGGSY: Get them yourself. Oi. 169 00:12:19,032 --> 00:12:21,701 What have I said to you about speaking to Dean like that? 170 00:12:21,868 --> 00:12:24,162 Three's a crowd, innit? Why don't Dean's poodle go? 171 00:12:24,245 --> 00:12:25,246 (SIGHS) 172 00:12:25,496 --> 00:12:26,956 I'll tell you what. 173 00:12:27,123 --> 00:12:28,875 Why don't you take this, go and get some Rizlas... 174 00:12:29,042 --> 00:12:31,002 get yourself some sweets? And while you're gone... 175 00:12:31,961 --> 00:12:34,964 we'll show your mother how three can be good company. (BABY CRYING) 176 00:12:37,550 --> 00:12:38,551 Thanks, babe. 177 00:12:42,180 --> 00:12:43,473 (BABY CONTINUES CRYING) 178 00:12:46,267 --> 00:12:47,977 EGGSY: (SOFTLY) There we go. (STOPS CRYING) 179 00:12:48,978 --> 00:12:50,146 ls that better? 180 00:13:04,911 --> 00:13:06,351 RYAN: If Dean treats your mum so bad, 181 00:13:06,371 --> 00:13:07,411 why doesn't she leave him? 182 00:13:07,497 --> 00:13:09,457 Low self-esteem. That's her problem. 183 00:13:09,624 --> 00:13:11,384 Fuck off. Why would she have low self-esteem? 184 00:13:11,542 --> 00:13:13,378 Eggsy's mum is well fit. (BOTH LAUGHING) 185 00:13:13,711 --> 00:13:15,880 No offense, bruv. It's all right. 186 00:13:16,798 --> 00:13:19,133 One of these days, I'm gonna smash his face in. 187 00:13:19,300 --> 00:13:20,718 Are you mental, cuz? 188 00:13:20,885 --> 00:13:22,261 He'd just get that lot to do you, 189 00:13:22,345 --> 00:13:23,705 and then pretend he knew nothing... 190 00:13:26,057 --> 00:13:27,058 ...about it. 191 00:13:27,475 --> 00:13:29,769 Oi! You think you can chat shit about us and we won't do nothing... 192 00:13:29,936 --> 00:13:32,063 just because our guvnor's banging Eggsy's mum? 193 00:13:32,230 --> 00:13:34,065 Pretty much, yeah. 194 00:13:34,232 --> 00:13:36,401 Bruv, just leave it. Let's just go, man. 195 00:13:36,567 --> 00:13:37,568 It's not worth it. 196 00:13:37,652 --> 00:13:40,238 You boys have outstayed your welcome. 197 00:13:40,571 --> 00:13:41,572 Leave. 198 00:13:43,324 --> 00:13:44,325 What? 199 00:13:45,076 --> 00:13:46,911 I'm sorry about that, bruv. 200 00:13:49,998 --> 00:13:50,999 Yeah. 201 00:13:51,082 --> 00:13:52,125 Mug. 202 00:13:54,252 --> 00:13:56,421 They weren't fucking worth it, boys. 203 00:13:57,463 --> 00:14:00,758 (SHIVERS) It's freezing. Why are we walking? 204 00:14:00,925 --> 00:14:02,760 You jacked his fucking car keys, bruv? 205 00:14:02,927 --> 00:14:05,430 Yeah. Now, we're gonna nick his car. (CAR LOCK CHIRPS) 206 00:14:06,139 --> 00:14:07,432 Shit! 207 00:14:09,058 --> 00:14:10,059 (TIRES SCREECHING) 208 00:14:13,312 --> 00:14:14,814 Hold on, boys. 209 00:14:15,898 --> 00:14:16,899 (BOYS WHOOPING) 210 00:14:17,316 --> 00:14:19,027 Hey, that's my fucking car! 211 00:14:19,193 --> 00:14:21,446 Hey! Hey! Eggsy! 212 00:14:21,612 --> 00:14:23,656 I swear, you want to fucking stop it! 213 00:14:23,823 --> 00:14:26,367 You're a fucking dead man! Stop it! 214 00:14:26,451 --> 00:14:27,452 (ALL WHOOPING) 215 00:14:29,287 --> 00:14:30,327 I'm gonna fucking have ya! 216 00:14:30,580 --> 00:14:32,500 (BOYS CONTINUE WHOOPING) (MUSIC PLAYING ON RADIO) 217 00:14:33,041 --> 00:14:34,042 (ALL LAUGHING) 218 00:14:35,460 --> 00:14:36,878 Floor it, Eggsy! (REVVING ENGINE) 219 00:14:36,961 --> 00:14:38,041 Floor it! (TIRES SCREECHING) 220 00:14:38,838 --> 00:14:40,089 Wanker! 221 00:14:41,924 --> 00:14:43,426 Yeah, Dean. Look, it's me. 222 00:14:43,593 --> 00:14:45,595 Eggsy just stole my fucking car, yeah. 223 00:14:45,762 --> 00:14:48,598 I've come out the pub, he's done 15 donuts in my fucking face... 224 00:14:48,765 --> 00:14:50,308 and he's drove off. 225 00:14:50,475 --> 00:14:52,602 (SIRENS WAILING) No, I can't have it! He's disrespecting me. 226 00:14:52,769 --> 00:14:54,979 And that means, he's disrespecting you. 227 00:14:55,146 --> 00:14:57,982 Hold up! What the...? 228 00:15:01,736 --> 00:15:02,737 (ALL LAUGHING) 229 00:15:11,996 --> 00:15:13,476 (CAR HORNS HONKING) (TIRES SCREECHING) 230 00:15:17,293 --> 00:15:18,294 (ALL WHOOPING) 231 00:15:28,304 --> 00:15:29,305 (SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 232 00:15:37,271 --> 00:15:38,272 Oh. 233 00:15:38,689 --> 00:15:39,690 Dickhead. 234 00:15:41,734 --> 00:15:43,653 Foxes are vermin, cuz. 235 00:15:43,820 --> 00:15:45,238 Should've driven it over. 236 00:15:45,404 --> 00:15:47,365 Should've done a lot of things. 237 00:15:47,532 --> 00:15:49,200 I'll sort this. Get out of the car. 238 00:15:49,909 --> 00:15:51,869 I said, get out of the fucking car! 239 00:15:52,537 --> 00:15:53,538 (CAR ENGINE REVVING) 240 00:16:00,461 --> 00:16:03,840 POLICEMAN: Eggsy, there is no such thing as honor amongst thieves. 241 00:16:04,841 --> 00:16:08,553 Now, you can start giving me some names of the boys you were with... 242 00:16:09,220 --> 00:16:10,555 or you go down. 243 00:16:11,430 --> 00:16:12,765 It's up to you. 244 00:16:13,975 --> 00:16:15,695 I want to exercise my right to a phone call. 245 00:16:15,935 --> 00:16:16,936 (SIGHS) 246 00:16:18,354 --> 00:16:21,774 Well, I hope it's to your mum... 247 00:16:21,941 --> 00:16:25,444 to tell her you're gonna be 18 months late for your dinner. 248 00:16:27,738 --> 00:16:28,739 (DOOR OPENS) 249 00:16:30,283 --> 00:16:31,284 (DOOR CLOSES) 250 00:16:54,432 --> 00:16:55,433 (LINE RINGING) 251 00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:58,769 WOMAN: Customer Complaints, how may I help you? Um... 252 00:16:59,562 --> 00:17:01,105 My name's Eggsy Unwin. 253 00:17:01,272 --> 00:17:05,776 Sorry, Gary Unwin. And I'm up shit creek. 254 00:17:05,943 --> 00:17:07,223 I'm in Holborn police station... 255 00:17:07,361 --> 00:17:09,030 and my mum said to call this number if ever I needed help. 256 00:17:09,197 --> 00:17:11,699 I'm sorry, sir. Wrong number. 257 00:17:11,866 --> 00:17:13,201 Wait! Wait! 258 00:17:14,785 --> 00:17:17,205 Oxfords not brogues. 259 00:17:18,956 --> 00:17:20,396 Your complaint has been duly noted... 260 00:17:20,499 --> 00:17:23,628 And we hope that we have not lost you as a loyal customer. 261 00:17:23,711 --> 00:17:24,712 (LINE DISCONNECTS) 262 00:17:31,594 --> 00:17:32,595 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 263 00:17:34,972 --> 00:17:36,057 Yeah. 264 00:17:37,642 --> 00:17:38,976 You what? 265 00:17:40,311 --> 00:17:41,354 I... 266 00:17:41,646 --> 00:17:42,813 Yeah. 267 00:17:43,522 --> 00:17:46,150 Yes, I totally understand. 268 00:17:46,567 --> 00:17:47,568 (SCOFFS) 269 00:17:54,033 --> 00:17:55,284 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 270 00:18:05,544 --> 00:18:06,754 Eggsy. 271 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:08,881 Would you like a lift home? 272 00:18:09,757 --> 00:18:10,841 Who are you? 273 00:18:11,008 --> 00:18:12,343 The man who got you released. 274 00:18:12,510 --> 00:18:13,844 That ain't an answer. 275 00:18:14,178 --> 00:18:16,347 A little gratitude would be nice. 276 00:18:17,348 --> 00:18:20,851 My name is Harry Hart, and I gave you that medal. 277 00:18:22,395 --> 00:18:24,397 Your father saved my life. 278 00:18:27,692 --> 00:18:29,852 EGGSY: So before you was a tailor, was you in the army? 279 00:18:30,361 --> 00:18:31,696 Like an officer. 280 00:18:31,862 --> 00:18:33,364 Not quite. 281 00:18:33,531 --> 00:18:35,324 So where was you posted, Iraq or something? 282 00:18:35,491 --> 00:18:37,743 Sorry, Eggsy. Classified. 283 00:18:38,828 --> 00:18:40,371 But my dad saved your life, yeah? 284 00:18:41,414 --> 00:18:44,917 The day your father died, I missed something. 285 00:18:46,043 --> 00:18:47,169 And if it weren't for his courage... 286 00:18:47,336 --> 00:18:50,256 my mistake would have cost the lives of every man present. 287 00:18:51,340 --> 00:18:52,675 So I owe him. 288 00:18:53,926 --> 00:18:55,886 Your father was a brave man. 289 00:18:57,096 --> 00:18:58,889 A good man. 290 00:18:59,056 --> 00:19:00,216 And having read your files... 291 00:19:00,266 --> 00:19:02,826 I think he'd be bitterly disappointed in the choices you've made. 292 00:19:02,852 --> 00:19:03,853 You can't talk to me like that. 293 00:19:03,936 --> 00:19:04,937 Huge I.Q. 294 00:19:05,229 --> 00:19:07,106 Great performance at primary school. 295 00:19:08,024 --> 00:19:09,358 And it all went tits up. 296 00:19:09,525 --> 00:19:12,236 Drugs, petty crime. Never had a job. 297 00:19:12,403 --> 00:19:14,071 You think there's a lot of jobs going around here, do you? 298 00:19:14,238 --> 00:19:15,740 Doesn't explain why you gave up your hobbies. 299 00:19:15,906 --> 00:19:18,492 First prize, regional Under-1 Os gymnastics... 300 00:19:18,659 --> 00:19:19,869 two years in a row. 301 00:19:20,036 --> 00:19:22,246 Your coach had you pegged as Olympic team material. 302 00:19:22,413 --> 00:19:24,206 Yeah, well, when you grow up around someone like my stepdad... 303 00:19:24,290 --> 00:19:25,750 you pick up new hobbies pretty quick. 304 00:19:25,875 --> 00:19:27,585 Of course. Always someone else's fault. 305 00:19:29,337 --> 00:19:31,057 Who's to blame for you quitting the Marines? 306 00:19:31,172 --> 00:19:32,214 You were halfway through training, 307 00:19:32,298 --> 00:19:33,658 doing brilliantly, but you gave up. 308 00:19:33,716 --> 00:19:35,718 Because my mum went mental. 309 00:19:35,885 --> 00:19:38,679 Banging on about losing me as well as my dad. 310 00:19:38,846 --> 00:19:41,265 Didn't want me being cannon fodder for snobs like you. 311 00:19:41,432 --> 00:19:43,851 Judging people like me from your ivory towers... 312 00:19:44,018 --> 00:19:46,228 with no thought about why we do what we do. 313 00:19:46,687 --> 00:19:49,273 We ain't got much choice. You get me? 314 00:19:49,732 --> 00:19:52,132 And if we was born with the same silver spoon up our arses... 315 00:19:52,276 --> 00:19:55,112 we'd do just as well as you. If not, better. 316 00:19:55,279 --> 00:19:58,115 What the fuck you doing here? You taking the piss? 317 00:19:59,909 --> 00:20:01,229 Some more examples of young men... 318 00:20:01,243 --> 00:20:02,953 who simply need a silver suppository? 319 00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:04,622 No, they're exceptions. Come on. 320 00:20:04,789 --> 00:20:06,389 Nonsense. We haven't finished our drinks. 321 00:20:06,415 --> 00:20:07,500 After you nicked his car... 322 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:08,959 Dean says you're fair game. 323 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:10,686 He don't give a shit what your mum says. 324 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:12,129 GALAHAD: Um, listen, boys... 325 00:20:13,506 --> 00:20:15,466 I've had a rather emotional day... 326 00:20:15,633 --> 00:20:17,385 so whatever your beef with Eggsy is, 327 00:20:17,468 --> 00:20:19,970 and I'm sure it's well-founded... 328 00:20:20,304 --> 00:20:21,806 I'd appreciate it enormously... 329 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:23,933 if you could just leave us in peace... 330 00:20:24,100 --> 00:20:26,644 until I finish this lovely pint of Guinness. 331 00:20:29,814 --> 00:20:31,190 You should get out of the way, Granddad, 332 00:20:31,273 --> 00:20:32,358 or you'll get hurt and all. 333 00:20:32,650 --> 00:20:33,984 He ain't joking. You should go. 334 00:20:34,402 --> 00:20:35,403 Mmm. 335 00:20:40,825 --> 00:20:41,992 Excuse me. 336 00:20:43,828 --> 00:20:44,912 If you're looking for another rent boy, 337 00:20:44,995 --> 00:20:46,539 they're on the corner of Smith street. 338 00:20:52,503 --> 00:20:53,796 Manners... 339 00:20:55,005 --> 00:20:56,298 maketh... 340 00:20:59,051 --> 00:21:00,553 man. 341 00:21:08,060 --> 00:21:09,812 Do you know what that means? 342 00:21:11,689 --> 00:21:13,858 Then let me teach you a lesson. 343 00:21:15,818 --> 00:21:16,861 (GROANS) 344 00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:25,744 Are we going to stand around here all day, or are we going to fight? 345 00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:29,206 (CRACKING) 346 00:21:33,252 --> 00:21:36,255 (MEN GRUNTING) 347 00:21:45,806 --> 00:21:46,807 (YELLING) 348 00:21:52,188 --> 00:21:53,189 (GROANS) 349 00:21:53,731 --> 00:21:54,732 (SCREAMING) 350 00:22:00,237 --> 00:22:01,238 (GRUNTING) 351 00:22:10,539 --> 00:22:13,501 You fucking dirty, fucking dirty... 352 00:22:13,584 --> 00:22:14,585 (GUN CLICKING) 353 00:22:18,172 --> 00:22:19,173 (GRUNTS) 354 00:22:24,220 --> 00:22:25,221 (DIALING) 355 00:22:27,848 --> 00:22:28,849 (BEEPING) 356 00:22:31,602 --> 00:22:32,603 (BOTTLES CLATTERING) 357 00:22:39,568 --> 00:22:40,569 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 358 00:22:50,704 --> 00:22:51,705 (SIGHS) 359 00:22:54,792 --> 00:22:56,210 Sorry about that. 360 00:22:56,377 --> 00:22:58,128 Needed to let off a little steam. 361 00:22:59,296 --> 00:23:02,800 I heard yesterday a friend of mine died. 362 00:23:02,967 --> 00:23:05,010 He knew your father too, actually. 363 00:23:07,513 --> 00:23:09,640 Now, I do apologize, Eggsy. 364 00:23:09,807 --> 00:23:11,809 I shouldn't have done this in front of you. (WATCH BEEPING) 365 00:23:11,976 --> 00:23:13,978 No, please! I won't say nothing, I swear! 366 00:23:14,144 --> 00:23:15,646 If there's one thing I can do, it's keep my mouth shut. 367 00:23:15,813 --> 00:23:17,213 You won't tell a soul? Ask the feds. 368 00:23:17,314 --> 00:23:18,474 I've never grassed anyone up. 369 00:23:18,482 --> 00:23:20,818 Is that a promise? On my life! 370 00:23:24,989 --> 00:23:26,824 Much appreciated, Eggsy. 371 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:28,742 You're right about the snobs. 372 00:23:28,909 --> 00:23:31,161 But there, too, there are exceptions. 373 00:23:32,079 --> 00:23:33,872 Best of luck with everything. 374 00:23:40,963 --> 00:23:41,964 (DOOR OPENS) 375 00:23:48,095 --> 00:23:49,415 REPORTER ON TV: In celebrity news, 376 00:23:49,430 --> 00:23:52,308 the Richmond Valentine movie premiered in Hollywood last night. 377 00:23:52,600 --> 00:23:55,394 The story of the internet billionaire 's rise to power... 378 00:23:55,561 --> 00:23:58,355 Is expected to be this award season's hot ticket. 379 00:23:58,522 --> 00:24:01,525 One notable absence from the red carpet was Iggy Azalea... 380 00:24:01,692 --> 00:24:05,195 still missing three days after she failed to appear at her Oakland concert. 381 00:24:05,362 --> 00:24:06,905 No ransom has been demanded. 382 00:24:07,072 --> 00:24:09,232 Eggsy, just go, please, because he's gonna... (SCREAMS) 383 00:24:10,242 --> 00:24:11,702 (EGGSY GROANING) No, please, don't hurt him! 384 00:24:11,869 --> 00:24:13,579 Fuck off! Get the fuck away with ya! 385 00:24:13,746 --> 00:24:14,955 Shut the fuck up! 386 00:24:15,122 --> 00:24:17,249 Who was with you in that fucking pub? 387 00:24:17,416 --> 00:24:19,543 I want to know the name of the geezer you was with. 388 00:24:19,710 --> 00:24:21,545 I wasn't with no one! Who was it? 389 00:24:21,712 --> 00:24:23,130 I don't know what you're on about. Who was it? 390 00:24:23,297 --> 00:24:24,423 I don't know who you're fucking on about! 391 00:24:24,590 --> 00:24:25,716 Fucking tell me his name! 392 00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:28,218 I don't know who you're fucking on about! 393 00:24:28,302 --> 00:24:29,303 (EGGSY MOANING) 394 00:24:32,431 --> 00:24:33,432 DEAN: You listen to me! 395 00:24:33,599 --> 00:24:35,559 I want to know who you was with in that pub. Do you understand? 396 00:24:35,726 --> 00:24:37,646 I want to know his fucking name! (EGGSY GROANING) 397 00:24:37,770 --> 00:24:40,731 Because, I swear, I'll rip your head off. 398 00:24:40,898 --> 00:24:41,659 Tell me! 399 00:24:41,684 --> 00:24:43,966 EGGSY: I don't know what you're fucking on about! 400 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:45,309 MICHELLE: Just tell him, Eggsy! 401 00:24:45,319 --> 00:24:47,112 Fuck Off! Fuck Off, Michelle! (SCREAMS) 402 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:48,572 I could kill you right now... 403 00:24:48,739 --> 00:24:51,241 and no one in the whole world will notice! 404 00:24:51,408 --> 00:24:53,077 GALAHAD OVER SPEAKER: But I would. 405 00:24:53,243 --> 00:24:55,079 I have enough evidence on your activities... 406 00:24:55,245 --> 00:24:57,247 to have you locked up for the rest of your life... 407 00:24:57,414 --> 00:24:59,625 Mr. Dean Anthony Baker. What the fuck? 408 00:24:59,833 --> 00:25:01,418 So I suggest you leave the boy alone... 409 00:25:01,585 --> 00:25:04,880 or I shall be forced to deliver it to the appropriate authorities. 410 00:25:04,963 --> 00:25:05,964 (PANTING) 411 00:25:06,173 --> 00:25:08,717 Eggsy, meet me at the tailor I told you about. 412 00:25:08,884 --> 00:25:11,345 What the fuck's going on here? 413 00:25:13,305 --> 00:25:14,515 Eggsy, you fucking maggot! 414 00:25:14,682 --> 00:25:15,891 Hey, we got a racer! 415 00:25:16,058 --> 00:25:17,518 Come here. Hey! 416 00:25:18,227 --> 00:25:19,353 Eggsy, you fucking... 417 00:25:19,520 --> 00:25:20,813 Come here, son! 418 00:25:21,271 --> 00:25:22,272 (GRUNTING) 419 00:25:33,242 --> 00:25:34,326 ROTTWEILER: You wanker! 420 00:25:34,493 --> 00:25:36,120 I'll have you, son! 421 00:26:01,562 --> 00:26:03,564 I've never met a tailor before. 422 00:26:04,398 --> 00:26:05,733 But I know you ain't one. 423 00:26:09,695 --> 00:26:11,363 Come with me. 424 00:26:20,038 --> 00:26:21,331 Come on in. 425 00:26:27,045 --> 00:26:28,046 What do you see? 426 00:26:28,338 --> 00:26:31,550 Someone who wants to know what the fuck is going on. 427 00:26:33,260 --> 00:26:35,596 I see a young man with potential. 428 00:26:36,930 --> 00:26:38,682 A young man who is loyal. 429 00:26:39,850 --> 00:26:41,560 Who can do as he's asked. 430 00:26:41,727 --> 00:26:44,521 And who wants to do something good with his life. 431 00:26:46,106 --> 00:26:48,108 Did you see the film Trading Places? 432 00:26:48,859 --> 00:26:50,194 No. 433 00:26:50,611 --> 00:26:52,112 How about Nikita? 434 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:54,531 Pretty Woman? 435 00:26:55,449 --> 00:26:56,533 All right. 436 00:26:56,700 --> 00:26:58,327 My point is, that the lack of a silver spoon 437 00:26:58,410 --> 00:26:59,703 has set you on a certain path... 438 00:26:59,870 --> 00:27:01,705 but you needn't stay on it. 439 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:06,794 If you're prepared to adapt and learn, you can transform. 440 00:27:07,377 --> 00:27:09,213 Oh, like in My Fair Lady. 441 00:27:10,255 --> 00:27:12,299 Well, you're full of surprises. 442 00:27:12,549 --> 00:27:15,260 Yes, like My Fair Lady. 443 00:27:16,303 --> 00:27:17,471 Only, in this case, I'm offering you 444 00:27:17,554 --> 00:27:19,598 the opportunity to become a Kingsman. 445 00:27:20,265 --> 00:27:21,600 A tailor? 446 00:27:22,100 --> 00:27:23,393 A Kingsman agent. 447 00:27:24,978 --> 00:27:26,230 Like a spy? 448 00:27:26,438 --> 00:27:27,564 Of sorts. 449 00:27:29,399 --> 00:27:30,400 Interested? 450 00:27:31,068 --> 00:27:33,237 You think I've got anything to lose? 451 00:27:37,199 --> 00:27:38,200 (BEEPING) 452 00:27:38,450 --> 00:27:39,451 (DOOR OPENING) 453 00:27:40,410 --> 00:27:41,745 Since 1849... 454 00:27:41,912 --> 00:27:46,083 Kingsman tailors have clothed the world's most powerful individuals. 455 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:48,126 By 1919, a great number of them had 456 00:27:48,210 --> 00:27:50,963 Lost their heirs to World War One. 457 00:27:51,755 --> 00:27:55,092 That meant a lot of money going uninherited. 458 00:27:55,259 --> 00:27:59,263 And a lot of powerful men with a desire to preserve peace and protect life. 459 00:27:59,429 --> 00:28:02,349 Our founders realized that they could channel that wealth and influence... 460 00:28:02,516 --> 00:28:04,142 for the greater good. 461 00:28:04,309 --> 00:28:07,604 And so began our other venture. 462 00:28:08,438 --> 00:28:10,774 An independent, international intelligence agency... 463 00:28:10,941 --> 00:28:14,278 operating at the highest level of discretion. 464 00:28:15,070 --> 00:28:16,572 Above the politics and bureaucracy... 465 00:28:16,738 --> 00:28:20,909 that undermine the integrity of government-run spy organizations. 466 00:28:21,660 --> 00:28:23,996 The suit is a modern gentleman's armor. 467 00:28:24,830 --> 00:28:27,916 And the Kingsman agents are the new knights. 468 00:28:29,001 --> 00:28:30,681 EGGSY: How deep does this fucking thing go? 469 00:28:30,752 --> 00:28:31,795 GALAHAD: Deep enough. 470 00:29:16,465 --> 00:29:18,175 Shit, we're late. 471 00:29:42,824 --> 00:29:45,369 Your father had the same look on his face. 472 00:29:47,037 --> 00:29:48,413 As did I. 473 00:29:50,082 --> 00:29:51,208 Come on. 474 00:29:54,002 --> 00:29:55,045 Galahad. 475 00:29:55,212 --> 00:29:56,213 My code name. 476 00:29:56,380 --> 00:29:57,839 Late again, sir. 477 00:29:58,215 --> 00:29:59,508 Good luck. 478 00:29:59,883 --> 00:30:01,218 In you go. 479 00:30:07,516 --> 00:30:08,809 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 480 00:30:12,729 --> 00:30:13,897 MERLIN: Fall in. 481 00:30:16,108 --> 00:30:18,944 Ladies and gentlemen, my name is Merlin. 482 00:30:19,111 --> 00:30:20,195 You are about to embark... 483 00:30:20,362 --> 00:30:23,073 on what is probably the most dangerous job interview in the world. 484 00:30:23,907 --> 00:30:26,118 One of you, and only one of you, 485 00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:28,745 will become the next Lancelot. 486 00:30:29,538 --> 00:30:32,749 Can anybody tell me what this is? 487 00:30:33,625 --> 00:30:35,252 Yes? Body bag, sir. 488 00:30:35,419 --> 00:30:37,629 Correct. Charlie, isn't it? 489 00:30:37,713 --> 00:30:38,713 Yes, sir. 490 00:30:38,755 --> 00:30:39,756 Good. 491 00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:42,259 In a moment, you will each collect a body bag. 492 00:30:42,426 --> 00:30:44,261 You will write your name on that bag. 493 00:30:44,594 --> 00:30:47,848 You will write the details of your next of kin on that bag. 494 00:30:48,015 --> 00:30:51,268 This represents your acknowledgment of the risks that you are about to face... 495 00:30:51,601 --> 00:30:54,730 as well as your agreement to strict confidentiality. 496 00:30:54,896 --> 00:30:57,941 Which, incidentally, if you break, will result in you... 497 00:30:58,233 --> 00:31:00,569 and your next of kin... 498 00:31:01,028 --> 00:31:02,612 being in that bag. 499 00:31:04,281 --> 00:31:05,699 Is that understood? 500 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:08,368 Excellent. 501 00:31:08,952 --> 00:31:10,245 Fall out. 502 00:31:15,375 --> 00:31:16,415 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 503 00:31:17,544 --> 00:31:19,963 Roxanne. But call me Roxy. 504 00:31:20,714 --> 00:31:22,132 I'm Eggsy. "Eggy"? 505 00:31:22,299 --> 00:31:23,341 No, "Eggsy". 506 00:31:23,425 --> 00:31:24,760 CHARLIE: Eggy? 507 00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:26,053 Where did they dig you up? 508 00:31:26,219 --> 00:31:28,339 You know we're not allowed to discuss who proposed us. 509 00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:29,872 DIGBY: No need to bite his head off. 510 00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:32,267 Charlie's only making conversation, right, Charlie? 511 00:31:32,434 --> 00:31:33,810 Hmm. I'm Digby. 512 00:31:35,145 --> 00:31:36,146 Digby. 513 00:31:36,229 --> 00:31:37,647 Eggy, this is Rufus. 514 00:31:37,814 --> 00:31:39,316 Rufus, Eggy. 515 00:31:41,485 --> 00:31:44,279 So, Eggy, are you Oxford or Cambridge? 516 00:31:44,529 --> 00:31:45,530 Neither. 517 00:31:45,614 --> 00:31:46,907 Saint Andrews? Durham? 518 00:31:47,074 --> 00:31:48,992 No, wait, I think we may have met. 519 00:31:49,159 --> 00:31:52,871 Did you serve me at the McDonald's in Winchester service station? 520 00:31:52,954 --> 00:31:53,954 No. 523 00:31:54,750 --> 00:31:57,253 It's definitely Saint Andrews. (ALL SNICKERING) 524 00:31:57,837 --> 00:31:59,005 Just ignore them. 525 00:31:59,171 --> 00:32:00,256 AMELIA: You need a pen? 526 00:32:00,339 --> 00:32:01,340 Cheers. 527 00:32:01,424 --> 00:32:02,842 Amelia, isn't it? 528 00:32:02,925 --> 00:32:04,343 Amelia, Eggsy. 529 00:32:04,510 --> 00:32:05,678 Hi, Eggsy. 530 00:32:06,012 --> 00:32:07,763 Don't take any notice of those guys. 531 00:32:07,930 --> 00:32:09,640 ROXY: That's what I told him. 532 00:32:11,934 --> 00:32:13,144 It's just scare tactics. 533 00:32:13,519 --> 00:32:15,021 Classic army technique. 534 00:32:15,354 --> 00:32:16,355 No one's gonna die. 535 00:32:16,439 --> 00:32:17,440 (BOYS LAUGHING) 536 00:32:20,484 --> 00:32:21,694 Shame. 537 00:32:23,821 --> 00:32:26,032 VALENTINE: Great. You don't know, the CIA don't know. 538 00:32:26,198 --> 00:32:28,701 Nobody knows who this guy is? 539 00:32:29,452 --> 00:32:30,453 Fine. 540 00:32:30,620 --> 00:32:31,996 Seriously, it's fine. 541 00:32:32,163 --> 00:32:36,042 Well, it's not really fine, but it's not why I'm here. 542 00:32:36,208 --> 00:32:39,670 (CHUCKLES) Hell, man, you know me. Money's not my issue. 543 00:32:39,837 --> 00:32:41,547 I could've retired straight out of MIT... 544 00:32:41,714 --> 00:32:44,175 fucked off to some island, let the business run itself. 545 00:32:44,342 --> 00:32:47,094 Nobody told me to try and save the planet. 546 00:32:47,261 --> 00:32:48,888 I wanted to. 547 00:32:49,055 --> 00:32:52,767 Climate change research, lobbying, years of study, billions of dollars... 548 00:32:52,933 --> 00:32:54,727 and you know why I quit? 549 00:32:55,186 --> 00:32:59,940 Because the last time I checked, the planet was still fucked. 550 00:33:00,274 --> 00:33:02,777 Hence, my epiphany. 551 00:33:02,943 --> 00:33:05,696 Money won't solve this. 552 00:33:06,072 --> 00:33:08,532 Those idiots who call themselves politicians... 553 00:33:08,699 --> 00:33:12,745 have buried their heads in the sand and stood for nothing but re-election. 554 00:33:13,537 --> 00:33:17,875 So I spent the last two years trying to find a real solution. 555 00:33:18,459 --> 00:33:20,378 And I found it. 556 00:33:21,462 --> 00:33:24,590 Now, if you really want to make the world a better place... 557 00:33:24,757 --> 00:33:27,093 I suggest you open your fucking ears, 558 00:33:27,176 --> 00:33:28,886 because I'm about to tell it to you. 559 00:33:29,387 --> 00:33:31,055 Go on, Mr. Valentine. 560 00:33:31,430 --> 00:33:32,932 I'm still listening. 561 00:33:33,724 --> 00:33:37,603 VALENTINE: As long as you agree to all my terms. 562 00:34:00,543 --> 00:34:01,544 (CLICK) 563 00:34:16,559 --> 00:34:17,560 (GASPS) 564 00:34:20,730 --> 00:34:21,731 (INDISTINCT SHOUTS) 565 00:34:25,818 --> 00:34:27,361 All right, no one panic. Listen to me. 566 00:34:27,611 --> 00:34:28,654 Stay calm. 567 00:34:29,155 --> 00:34:30,156 Fuck. 568 00:34:32,324 --> 00:34:33,868 Loo snorkels, loo snorkels! 569 00:34:34,160 --> 00:34:35,870 Loo snorkels? Showerheads! 570 00:34:37,163 --> 00:34:38,247 Showerheads? 571 00:34:38,330 --> 00:34:39,790 She's right. Fucking go! 572 00:34:41,709 --> 00:34:43,461 Hey, hang about, what's wrong with the fucking door? 573 00:34:43,544 --> 00:34:44,545 (INHALES DEEPLY) 574 00:35:05,858 --> 00:35:07,026 (MUFFLED GRUNTING) 575 00:36:04,416 --> 00:36:05,584 (ALL COUGHING) 576 00:36:07,920 --> 00:36:10,714 Congratulations on completing your first task. 577 00:36:10,965 --> 00:36:13,634 Charlie, Roxy, well done. 578 00:36:13,801 --> 00:36:15,594 For those of you who are still confused... 579 00:36:15,761 --> 00:36:17,930 if you can get a breathing tube around a U-bend of a toilet... 580 00:36:18,097 --> 00:36:19,932 you have an unlimited air supply. 581 00:36:20,099 --> 00:36:22,601 Simple physics, worth remembering. 582 00:36:22,768 --> 00:36:26,063 Eggsy, well done for spotting that was a two-way mirror. 583 00:36:26,230 --> 00:36:27,231 He's probably seen enough of them. 584 00:36:27,398 --> 00:36:30,276 MERLIN: Yeah, you can all wipe those smirks off your faces. 585 00:36:30,442 --> 00:36:31,722 Because as far as I'm concerned, 586 00:36:31,777 --> 00:36:34,280 every single one of you has failed. 587 00:36:34,613 --> 00:36:37,658 You all forgot the most important thing... 588 00:36:38,659 --> 00:36:39,952 teamwork. 589 00:36:54,133 --> 00:36:56,802 So much for classic army technique. 590 00:36:59,972 --> 00:37:01,223 PROFESSOR ARNOLD: 35. 591 00:37:01,891 --> 00:37:03,267 105. 592 00:37:03,893 --> 00:37:06,228 That's it. That's it. (CHUCKLES) 593 00:37:06,478 --> 00:37:07,479 (DOOR OPENING) 594 00:37:10,608 --> 00:37:11,609 Hello. 595 00:37:12,276 --> 00:37:13,319 Can I help you? 596 00:37:13,485 --> 00:37:16,864 Yes. I have a question about anthropogenic force. 597 00:37:17,406 --> 00:37:21,160 (CHUCKLING) Oh. Really? It's actually quite fascinating. 598 00:37:21,869 --> 00:37:23,245 (GROANING) 599 00:37:23,329 --> 00:37:24,997 My colleague died trying to rescue you... 600 00:37:25,164 --> 00:37:27,004 and I'm sure you saw how well trained he was... 601 00:37:27,041 --> 00:37:29,681 so I suggest you tell me who kidnapped you and why they let you go. 602 00:37:29,793 --> 00:37:31,545 I have no idea what you're talking... 603 00:37:32,338 --> 00:37:34,590 I'm not supposed to say it, but it was... (SCREAMING) 604 00:37:34,965 --> 00:37:36,685 Oh, for God's sake, I've barely touched you. 605 00:37:36,842 --> 00:37:38,135 Oh, man up! (EXPLOSION) 606 00:37:50,189 --> 00:37:51,190 (BEEPING) 607 00:37:53,108 --> 00:37:54,109 (TIRES SCREECHING) 608 00:37:58,489 --> 00:38:01,069 VALENTINE: Fuck that guy, whoever he is. I'm gonna... 609 00:38:02,451 --> 00:38:04,411 He made me kill Professor Arnold. 610 00:38:04,578 --> 00:38:05,913 I goddamn loved Professor Arnold. 611 00:38:06,080 --> 00:38:07,122 GAZELLE: Well, the good news is... 612 00:38:07,289 --> 00:38:09,083 we know the emergency and surveillance system work. 613 00:38:09,249 --> 00:38:11,210 You know what's not good news? 614 00:38:11,377 --> 00:38:13,137 (IN MOCK ENGLISH ACCENT) "My colleague died!" 615 00:38:13,253 --> 00:38:14,672 That's what he said! 616 00:38:14,838 --> 00:38:17,174 This is an organization, and they're all over us. 617 00:38:17,424 --> 00:38:19,176 Whoever you spoke to... I told you... 618 00:38:19,343 --> 00:38:22,221 I made contact with the KGB, MI6, Mossad and Beijing. 619 00:38:22,346 --> 00:38:24,515 (SCOFFS) They all insist he wasn't one of theirs. 620 00:38:24,890 --> 00:38:26,183 Beijing. 621 00:38:26,642 --> 00:38:30,854 So freaky how there's no recognizable name for the Chinese secret service. 622 00:38:31,313 --> 00:38:33,482 Now, that's what you call a secret, right? 623 00:38:34,483 --> 00:38:36,235 You know what? Fuck it. 624 00:38:36,694 --> 00:38:38,278 We need to speed things up. 625 00:38:38,445 --> 00:38:39,780 Bring the product release forward. 626 00:38:39,947 --> 00:38:41,782 We're only halfway into production... 627 00:38:41,949 --> 00:38:43,367 and speeding it will cost a fortune. 628 00:38:43,534 --> 00:38:44,827 Do I look like I give a fuck? 629 00:38:45,077 --> 00:38:46,745 Just get it done. 630 00:38:49,415 --> 00:38:52,001 As some of you will have learned last night... 631 00:38:53,419 --> 00:38:56,630 teamwork is paramount here at Kingsman. 632 00:38:56,797 --> 00:39:00,592 We're here to enhance your skills, test you to the limit. 633 00:39:00,759 --> 00:39:04,179 Which is why you're gonna pick a puppy. 634 00:39:04,346 --> 00:39:06,181 Wherever you go, your dog goes. 635 00:39:06,348 --> 00:39:08,559 You will care for it. You will teach it. 636 00:39:08,726 --> 00:39:11,770 And by the time it's fully trained, so will you be. 637 00:39:11,937 --> 00:39:14,523 Those of you who are still here, that is. 638 00:39:14,690 --> 00:39:16,608 Do you understand? 639 00:39:16,817 --> 00:39:18,694 Choose your puppy. 640 00:39:21,363 --> 00:39:22,489 EGGSY: A poodle? 641 00:39:22,573 --> 00:39:23,574 ROXY: What? 642 00:39:23,782 --> 00:39:25,367 They're gun dogs. 643 00:39:25,534 --> 00:39:27,036 Oldest working breed. 644 00:39:27,202 --> 00:39:28,996 Easy to train. 645 00:39:30,039 --> 00:39:31,290 A pug? (WHIMPERING) 646 00:39:32,666 --> 00:39:34,334 It's a bulldog, innit? 647 00:39:36,795 --> 00:39:38,155 It'll get bigger, though, won't it? 648 00:39:42,051 --> 00:39:44,178 Shit. 649 00:39:44,261 --> 00:39:46,096 (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) 650 00:39:46,180 --> 00:39:49,516 His MRI shows no signs of concussion. 651 00:39:49,683 --> 00:39:52,644 No direct brain trauma at all. 652 00:39:52,978 --> 00:39:55,064 How much longer can he be out? 653 00:39:55,230 --> 00:39:56,398 That's the million-dollar question. 654 00:39:56,565 --> 00:39:58,400 We don't know what he was exposed to in there. 655 00:39:58,567 --> 00:40:00,027 What about Harry's footage? 656 00:40:00,194 --> 00:40:01,862 It didn't stream to his home terminal. 657 00:40:02,029 --> 00:40:04,990 Encrypted and uncrackable. 658 00:40:05,240 --> 00:40:06,440 If and when he comes around... 659 00:40:06,533 --> 00:40:09,161 you might want to have a with him about sharing his password. 660 00:40:09,328 --> 00:40:10,996 Is he gonna be all right? 661 00:40:12,164 --> 00:40:13,832 We need to have patience, Eggsy. 662 00:40:14,249 --> 00:40:15,584 But there's hope, okay? 663 00:40:16,168 --> 00:40:17,878 If I were you, I'd concentrate on your training. 664 00:40:18,045 --> 00:40:20,214 Make it through the tests. Make him proud. 665 00:40:25,719 --> 00:40:26,720 (DOGS BARKING) 666 00:40:27,846 --> 00:40:29,348 EGGSY: Come on, come on, come on! 667 00:40:29,515 --> 00:40:31,600 J.B., come on! Come on! (J.B. SNARLING) 668 00:40:34,686 --> 00:40:36,688 I'm not coming last because of you. 669 00:40:37,523 --> 00:40:40,025 J.B., I'll shoot you! Goddamn you, I'll fucking shoot you! 670 00:40:40,192 --> 00:40:41,193 (WHINING) 671 00:40:41,276 --> 00:40:42,945 Merlin said we're not allowed to hold you. 672 00:40:45,114 --> 00:40:46,615 Bollocks. 673 00:40:55,874 --> 00:40:57,334 (MACHINE WHIRRING) 674 00:41:29,158 --> 00:41:30,159 Water! (J.B. BARKING) 675 00:41:30,909 --> 00:41:31,910 (PANTING) 676 00:41:32,161 --> 00:41:33,162 (ALL LAUGHING) 677 00:41:33,412 --> 00:41:34,913 Come on, then! Eggsy, forget it! 678 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:36,720 What's wrong, mate? You can't take a joke? 679 00:41:36,748 --> 00:41:38,917 Seriously, you'll get thrown out, and it's just not worth it. 680 00:41:39,084 --> 00:41:40,586 Maybe I don't give a fuck if I get kicked out! 681 00:41:40,752 --> 00:41:42,087 Do it. Come on, you pleb. 682 00:41:42,254 --> 00:41:43,672 Charlie, fuck off! 683 00:41:44,715 --> 00:41:45,716 Aw. 684 00:41:45,799 --> 00:41:48,760 Yeah, go on, walk away. Dickhead. 685 00:41:50,095 --> 00:41:51,180 Come on, J.B. 686 00:41:51,346 --> 00:41:52,431 Come on, good boy. 687 00:42:06,236 --> 00:42:08,614 MERLIN: You have exactly one hour to complete the test... 688 00:42:08,780 --> 00:42:10,324 starting now. 689 00:42:12,409 --> 00:42:14,161 CHARLIE: New target, 800 meters. 690 00:42:14,328 --> 00:42:15,954 You know, it's unbelievable. You're still here... 691 00:42:16,121 --> 00:42:19,625 lingering like some big, steaming shit that just won't flush. 692 00:42:19,791 --> 00:42:21,293 Roger that. Target identified. 693 00:42:21,460 --> 00:42:23,462 And how about you shut the fuck up? 694 00:42:23,629 --> 00:42:24,755 Positive discrimination... 695 00:42:24,922 --> 00:42:26,340 that's what it is. 696 00:42:26,506 --> 00:42:27,674 It's like those fucking state school kids 697 00:42:27,758 --> 00:42:29,676 who get into Oxford on C grades... 698 00:42:29,843 --> 00:42:31,483 because their mum is a one-legged lesbian. 699 00:42:31,637 --> 00:42:33,197 You don't know fuck all about my grades. 700 00:42:33,305 --> 00:42:35,182 Forgive me, I'm sure you're highly educated. 701 00:42:35,349 --> 00:42:36,808 Fire when ready. 702 00:42:37,100 --> 00:42:38,393 (GUNSHOT) (YELPS) 703 00:42:38,977 --> 00:42:40,979 EGGSY: How's that for positive discrimination? 704 00:42:53,659 --> 00:42:55,452 VALENTINE: I want to thank you both for listening... 705 00:42:55,619 --> 00:42:58,705 and I really, really appreciate you travelling all this way... 706 00:42:58,872 --> 00:42:59,873 Your Royal Highness. 707 00:43:00,207 --> 00:43:01,833 And you, too, Prime Minister. 708 00:43:02,000 --> 00:43:05,003 I think this is quite brilliant. 709 00:43:05,504 --> 00:43:08,006 It's absolutely brilliant. 710 00:43:08,799 --> 00:43:11,635 (LAUGHING) You are completely crazy. 711 00:43:12,552 --> 00:43:13,553 (SPEAKING SWEDISH) 712 00:43:13,679 --> 00:43:15,222 And as for you, Prime Minister 713 00:43:15,347 --> 00:43:17,557 I'm speechless you'd even consider this. 714 00:43:22,854 --> 00:43:25,816 Don't touch... VALENTINE: Sorry, Your Royal Highness. 715 00:43:25,983 --> 00:43:27,025 But you've got a big role to play... 716 00:43:27,192 --> 00:43:29,736 in getting the Scandinavian region back on track. 717 00:43:30,070 --> 00:43:31,405 You're popular, inspirational... 718 00:43:31,571 --> 00:43:34,032 and you have the power to galvanize the people. 719 00:43:34,199 --> 00:43:37,035 Now, whether you're on board or not... 720 00:43:37,202 --> 00:43:38,829 I'm going to have to insist... 721 00:43:38,996 --> 00:43:41,873 on getting you somewhere I can ensure your safety. 722 00:43:42,374 --> 00:43:44,584 How about you, Prime Minister? You in or out? 723 00:43:45,544 --> 00:43:47,045 Well, I think it's about time... 724 00:43:47,212 --> 00:43:51,883 That a politician did something that, uh, actually made a difference. 725 00:43:52,384 --> 00:43:54,219 Too true. 726 00:43:54,386 --> 00:43:55,386 What? 727 00:43:55,429 --> 00:43:56,722 VALENTINE: Take her away. 728 00:43:57,014 --> 00:43:58,015 (SPEAKING SWEDISH) 729 00:44:00,183 --> 00:44:01,184 Drink? 730 00:44:02,227 --> 00:44:03,729 Why not? 731 00:44:04,563 --> 00:44:05,564 (SPEAKING SWEDISH) 732 00:44:05,647 --> 00:44:07,607 Guards! Help! 733 00:44:07,691 --> 00:44:08,691 VALENTINE: Don't worry. 734 00:44:08,734 --> 00:44:10,235 No harm will come to the princess. 735 00:44:10,569 --> 00:44:11,945 Well, I'm a republican anyways, 736 00:44:12,029 --> 00:44:14,698 so it really doesn't matter. (LAUGHING) 737 00:44:16,199 --> 00:44:17,200 Release the princess! 738 00:44:28,253 --> 00:44:29,254 (GRUNTS) 739 00:44:31,214 --> 00:44:32,215 (GROANS) 740 00:44:42,517 --> 00:44:43,518 (GASPS) 741 00:44:50,942 --> 00:44:52,110 GAZELLE: Okay, you're done. 742 00:44:52,277 --> 00:44:53,779 Not so bad, right? 743 00:44:54,321 --> 00:44:56,156 Hardly felt a thing. 744 00:44:56,448 --> 00:44:57,949 Welcome aboard. 745 00:44:58,408 --> 00:45:01,161 Pleasure is all mine. (CHUCKLING) 746 00:45:04,664 --> 00:45:05,665 (DOOR OPENING) 747 00:45:06,583 --> 00:45:07,584 Ever heard of knocking? 748 00:45:08,794 --> 00:45:10,194 Only when I'm casing a place to rob. 749 00:45:11,630 --> 00:45:12,910 Merlin said you wanted to see me? 750 00:45:12,964 --> 00:45:13,965 (BARKING) 751 00:45:14,091 --> 00:45:16,134 I hope J.B.'s training is going as well as yours is. 752 00:45:16,426 --> 00:45:17,469 Sit. 753 00:45:19,971 --> 00:45:22,849 Congratulations on making it to the final six candidates. 754 00:45:23,016 --> 00:45:25,519 Your test results were even better than I could've hoped. 755 00:45:25,727 --> 00:45:26,728 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 756 00:45:28,146 --> 00:45:29,314 Come in. 757 00:45:31,650 --> 00:45:32,651 Ah. 758 00:45:33,485 --> 00:45:36,154 Eggsy, I need to have a private conversation. 759 00:45:36,321 --> 00:45:37,322 You're dismissed. 760 00:45:37,447 --> 00:45:39,157 Nonsense. Let him observe. 761 00:45:39,366 --> 00:45:40,992 Might learn a thing or two. 762 00:45:41,493 --> 00:45:43,453 As you wish. Take a look at this. 763 00:45:43,537 --> 00:45:45,539 (SCREAMING) GALAHAD: Oh, for God's sake, I've barely touched you. 764 00:45:45,622 --> 00:45:46,623 Oh, man up! 765 00:45:47,124 --> 00:45:48,834 (EXPLOSION) Fucking hell! 766 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,961 That is rank, Harry. 767 00:45:51,670 --> 00:45:53,004 You blew up his head? 768 00:45:53,171 --> 00:45:54,631 It's a bit much, innit? 769 00:45:54,798 --> 00:45:58,468 Actually, the explosion was caused by an implant in his neck. 770 00:45:58,677 --> 00:46:00,178 Here, under the scar. 771 00:46:00,512 --> 00:46:03,014 GALAHAD: Did my hardware pick up the signal that triggered it? 772 00:46:03,181 --> 00:46:04,683 Fortunately, yes. 773 00:46:05,016 --> 00:46:06,977 Unfortunately, the IP address I traced it to... 774 00:46:07,144 --> 00:46:09,354 is registered to the Valentine Corporation. 775 00:46:09,521 --> 00:46:10,564 GALAHAD: That's not much of a lead. 776 00:46:10,647 --> 00:46:12,167 He has millions of employees worldwide. 777 00:46:12,524 --> 00:46:14,693 EGGSY: That Richmond Valentine is a genius. 778 00:46:18,321 --> 00:46:20,490 Did you not see his announcement today? 779 00:46:21,199 --> 00:46:22,367 No. 780 00:46:26,413 --> 00:46:30,000 We each spend on average $2,000 a year... 781 00:46:30,167 --> 00:46:32,043 on cell phone and internet usage. 782 00:46:32,210 --> 00:46:35,338 It gives me great pleasure to announce... 783 00:46:35,505 --> 00:46:38,049 those days are over. 784 00:46:38,216 --> 00:46:39,259 As of tomorrow... 785 00:46:39,426 --> 00:46:43,263 every man, woman and child can claim a free SIM card... 786 00:46:43,430 --> 00:46:47,559 compatible with any cell phone, any computer... 787 00:46:47,726 --> 00:46:51,897 and utilize my communications network for free. 788 00:46:52,063 --> 00:46:53,398 Free calls... 789 00:46:53,565 --> 00:46:55,066 free internet... 790 00:46:55,233 --> 00:46:56,735 for everyone. 791 00:46:57,736 --> 00:46:59,070 Forever. 792 00:46:59,154 --> 00:47:00,155 (APPLAUSE) 793 00:47:02,908 --> 00:47:04,075 (CROWD CHEERING) 794 00:47:14,920 --> 00:47:17,589 GALAHAD: Valentine's assistant has the same implant scar. 795 00:47:18,089 --> 00:47:20,759 I think Mr. Valentine and I should have a tête-à-tête. 796 00:47:24,262 --> 00:47:26,723 He's having a gala dinner next week. 797 00:47:26,890 --> 00:47:28,600 I'll get you an invitation. 798 00:47:28,683 --> 00:47:29,923 You need to be careful, though. 799 00:47:29,935 --> 00:47:31,895 Since you've been out, hundreds of VIPs have gone missing. 800 00:47:32,062 --> 00:47:34,439 No ransom notes, exactly like Professor Arnold. 801 00:47:34,773 --> 00:47:38,485 Then I suggest you make my alias somebody worth kidnapping. 802 00:47:51,289 --> 00:47:52,457 ROXY: Fuck, fuck, fuck! 803 00:47:52,624 --> 00:47:53,792 What, don't like heights? 804 00:47:53,959 --> 00:47:54,960 Yeah, it's okay. 805 00:47:55,168 --> 00:47:58,797 I've done it before, which is probably why, come to think of it. 806 00:48:00,090 --> 00:48:01,967 Hey, it's gonna be all right. 807 00:48:02,133 --> 00:48:03,593 You're top of the class. 808 00:48:05,595 --> 00:48:06,805 MERLIN: Listen up. 809 00:48:06,972 --> 00:48:09,766 Your mission is to land in the target without the radar detecting you. 810 00:48:09,933 --> 00:48:13,603 If I read you on the radar, or you miss the target, you go home. 811 00:48:13,979 --> 00:48:15,146 Is that understood? 812 00:48:18,650 --> 00:48:21,278 Drop zone coming up, 20 seconds. 813 00:48:22,612 --> 00:48:24,030 We gotta go. 814 00:48:33,290 --> 00:48:35,166 Eggsy, I really don't think I can do this. 815 00:48:35,333 --> 00:48:36,334 Of course you can't. 816 00:48:36,501 --> 00:48:38,261 Head to the back and I'll show you how, yeah? 817 00:48:44,801 --> 00:48:45,802 (BOYS CHEERING) 818 00:48:46,344 --> 00:48:48,346 ROXY: Eggsy, wait! Hang on! 819 00:48:49,347 --> 00:48:50,849 Roxy, just stop fucking about! 820 00:48:52,225 --> 00:48:53,226 Follow me, yeah? 821 00:49:03,695 --> 00:49:04,696 Whoo! 822 00:49:07,532 --> 00:49:09,367 Come on! 823 00:49:10,660 --> 00:49:12,704 EGGSY: Roxy, it's now or never. 824 00:49:13,997 --> 00:49:15,206 Jump! 825 00:49:15,624 --> 00:49:16,625 (GASPS) 826 00:49:25,674 --> 00:49:25,675 (WHOOPING) 827 00:49:31,014 --> 00:49:32,015 (EGGSY LAUGHING) 828 00:49:33,850 --> 00:49:35,185 EGGSY: Good girl, Rox... 829 00:49:35,352 --> 00:49:36,936 I'm glad you made it! (BOY WHOOPING) 830 00:49:49,741 --> 00:49:51,409 Yeah! 831 00:49:52,077 --> 00:49:53,078 Come on! 832 00:49:55,455 --> 00:49:57,582 MERLIN: My, my, you're all very cheerful. 833 00:49:57,749 --> 00:50:00,030 Did you really think it was gonna be that straightforward? 834 00:50:00,085 --> 00:50:02,462 Any idiot can read a heads-up display. 835 00:50:02,629 --> 00:50:06,299 A Kingsman agent needs to be able to solve problems under pressure. 836 00:50:06,883 --> 00:50:10,387 Like what to do when one of your group has no parachute. 837 00:50:10,553 --> 00:50:11,554 (LAUGHING) 838 00:50:11,763 --> 00:50:13,431 ROXY: What, no parachute? EGGSY: Shit! 839 00:50:13,807 --> 00:50:14,933 ROXY: Who? 840 00:50:15,058 --> 00:50:16,058 Fuck! 841 00:50:16,101 --> 00:50:17,102 Which one? 842 00:50:17,227 --> 00:50:18,645 RUFUS: What do we do? 843 00:50:18,812 --> 00:50:20,332 MERLIN: I told you. Aim for the target. 844 00:50:20,397 --> 00:50:21,648 Come in under the radar. 845 00:50:21,815 --> 00:50:23,775 And I hope not to be scraping one of you up. 846 00:50:24,150 --> 00:50:27,112 But if I do have to, and you're inside the target... 847 00:50:27,612 --> 00:50:29,322 please know I'll be very impressed. 848 00:50:29,489 --> 00:50:30,907 RUFUS: Fuck! ROXY: Oh, shit! 849 00:50:34,786 --> 00:50:36,454 Everybody listen, I've got a plan! 850 00:50:38,164 --> 00:50:41,126 Pair off! Grab the closest person to them. 851 00:50:43,795 --> 00:50:44,963 Rufus, come on! 852 00:50:45,088 --> 00:50:46,089 Oh, fuck! 853 00:50:46,965 --> 00:50:47,966 EGGSY: Rufus! 854 00:50:48,299 --> 00:50:49,467 RUFUS: Oh, shit! I can't! 855 00:50:52,929 --> 00:50:53,930 Fuck! 856 00:50:55,348 --> 00:50:56,474 Oh, thank God! 857 00:50:56,641 --> 00:50:58,476 EGGSY: Rufus, you wanker! 858 00:50:59,686 --> 00:51:01,104 Shit, we're an odd number now! 859 00:51:02,188 --> 00:51:03,273 Quick, make a circle! 860 00:51:03,440 --> 00:51:05,200 CHARLIE: Fuck, he's right! Boys, let's do it. 861 00:51:09,863 --> 00:51:11,948 EGGSY: We pull our cords one by one! 862 00:51:12,115 --> 00:51:13,324 When we know who's fucked... 863 00:51:13,491 --> 00:51:14,931 The person on their right grabs them. 864 00:51:16,619 --> 00:51:17,871 ROXY: Okay, Eggsy. 865 00:51:18,329 --> 00:51:19,330 MERLIN: Good plan, Eggsy. 866 00:51:19,497 --> 00:51:21,666 You have 30 seconds. Come on now, hurry. 867 00:51:21,833 --> 00:51:22,834 Me first! 868 00:51:25,295 --> 00:51:26,295 Oh, fuck! 869 00:51:26,337 --> 00:51:27,630 (LAUGHING) Yes! 870 00:51:27,714 --> 00:51:28,715 (SCREAMS) 871 00:51:29,716 --> 00:51:32,135 Okay, me next. (GRUNTS) 872 00:51:34,137 --> 00:51:35,680 See you on the ground, boys. 873 00:51:38,433 --> 00:51:39,434 (ROXY YELPS) 874 00:51:39,517 --> 00:51:40,518 Now me. 875 00:51:44,397 --> 00:51:45,398 Fuck! 876 00:51:46,441 --> 00:51:47,442 (ROXY YELPS) 877 00:51:49,694 --> 00:51:50,737 EGGSY: Roxy... 878 00:51:50,820 --> 00:51:52,860 no matter what happens now, I've got you, all right? 879 00:51:54,240 --> 00:51:55,241 (ALARM BLARING) 880 00:51:56,367 --> 00:51:57,660 Okay, Eggsy. 881 00:51:57,827 --> 00:51:58,995 Yours first, okay? ROXY: Yep. 882 00:52:11,966 --> 00:52:12,967 Oh, shit! 883 00:52:14,803 --> 00:52:15,804 (ROXY SCREAMING) 884 00:52:20,850 --> 00:52:22,101 EGGSY: Shit! 885 00:52:24,229 --> 00:52:25,230 Shit! (SCREAMING) 886 00:52:26,898 --> 00:52:27,899 Rox! 887 00:52:31,361 --> 00:52:32,445 Fuck. 888 00:52:32,570 --> 00:52:33,571 (SCREAMING) 889 00:52:35,490 --> 00:52:36,491 (BOTH GRUNTING) 890 00:52:36,908 --> 00:52:38,201 (BOTH PANTING) 891 00:52:48,795 --> 00:52:50,964 Hugo, Digby. 892 00:52:51,130 --> 00:52:53,925 You don't land in the K, you're not in the K. 893 00:52:54,092 --> 00:52:56,427 Rufus, you opened too soon. 894 00:52:56,594 --> 00:52:57,929 You were all over the radar. 895 00:52:58,096 --> 00:52:59,931 All three of you, pack your bags, go home. 896 00:53:02,058 --> 00:53:04,269 Eggsy. Roxy. Congratulations. 897 00:53:04,602 --> 00:53:06,229 You set a new record. 898 00:53:06,396 --> 00:53:07,605 Opening at 300 feet... 899 00:53:07,772 --> 00:53:08,815 that's pretty ballsy. 900 00:53:08,982 --> 00:53:11,484 Well done for completing another task. Fall out. 901 00:53:12,610 --> 00:53:13,611 Sorry, sir. 902 00:53:13,778 --> 00:53:15,446 But why the fuck did you choose me as the gimp? 903 00:53:15,613 --> 00:53:16,823 Am I the expendable candidate? 904 00:53:16,990 --> 00:53:19,576 No, no, no. You don't talk to me like that. 905 00:53:19,742 --> 00:53:22,302 You have a complaint, you come here and you whisper it in my ear. 906 00:53:28,793 --> 00:53:31,504 You need to take that chip off your shoulder. 907 00:53:57,655 --> 00:53:58,656 (KNOCKS ON DOOR) 908 00:54:02,493 --> 00:54:04,996 Mr. DeVere. It's a pleasure to meet you. 909 00:54:05,622 --> 00:54:08,333 I'm awfully sorry. I seem to have my dates muddled up. 910 00:54:08,499 --> 00:54:11,377 Oh, no, no, no. I cancelled the gala because of you. 911 00:54:11,711 --> 00:54:13,504 Anybody willing to donate that much... 912 00:54:13,671 --> 00:54:15,840 deserves their own dinner. Come in! 913 00:54:17,467 --> 00:54:18,468 Thank you. 914 00:54:20,345 --> 00:54:22,847 Got to admit, I was really intrigued to meet you. 915 00:54:23,014 --> 00:54:24,849 There aren't many billionaires I don't know. 916 00:54:25,016 --> 00:54:26,017 I don't doubt it. 917 00:54:26,184 --> 00:54:29,187 And, obviously, I had my people look into your affairs... 918 00:54:29,354 --> 00:54:30,939 and that's some pretty old money you're from. 919 00:54:31,022 --> 00:54:32,023 How'd your folks make it? 920 00:54:32,690 --> 00:54:35,693 Property, mostly. Property and the markets. 921 00:54:35,860 --> 00:54:37,904 Nothing questionable, if that's your concern. 922 00:54:38,071 --> 00:54:40,698 Look, I'm just into finding out what caliber person you are. 923 00:54:40,782 --> 00:54:41,942 I'm sure you understand that. 924 00:54:42,367 --> 00:54:43,409 I most certainly do. 925 00:54:43,576 --> 00:54:45,078 Hope you're hungry. I'm famished. 926 00:54:45,244 --> 00:54:46,329 Good. 927 00:54:46,412 --> 00:54:47,413 Grab a seat. 928 00:55:09,143 --> 00:55:10,343 I'll have the Big Mac, please. 929 00:55:10,395 --> 00:55:11,562 Great choice. 930 00:55:11,729 --> 00:55:15,149 But nothing beats two cheeseburgers with secret sauce. 931 00:55:15,316 --> 00:55:17,110 Goes great with this '45 Lafite. 932 00:55:17,276 --> 00:55:18,277 A classic pairing. 933 00:55:18,695 --> 00:55:21,698 And may I suggest Twinkies and a 1937 Chàteau d'Yquem for pudding? 934 00:55:22,532 --> 00:55:23,908 I like it. 935 00:55:24,492 --> 00:55:28,287 So, you want to donate to my foundation. 936 00:55:28,454 --> 00:55:31,791 You are aware that I wound things down in that area, right? 937 00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:34,877 Climate change is a threat, which affects us all, Mr. Valentine. 938 00:55:35,044 --> 00:55:38,172 And you're one of the few powerful men who seems to share my concerns. 939 00:55:38,339 --> 00:55:41,009 No, I shut things down, because I wasn't getting anywhere. 940 00:55:41,175 --> 00:55:44,012 Every bit of research kept pointing to the same thing. 941 00:55:44,178 --> 00:55:45,555 That carbon emissions are a red herring... 942 00:55:45,722 --> 00:55:49,392 and that we're past the point of no return no matter what remedial actions we take? 943 00:55:49,767 --> 00:55:51,394 (CHUCKLES) You know your shit. 944 00:55:51,561 --> 00:55:55,148 I sometimes envy the blissful ignorance of those less well versed in their... 945 00:55:55,690 --> 00:55:56,899 "Shit." 946 00:55:57,942 --> 00:55:59,485 As Professor Arnold always said... 947 00:56:00,069 --> 00:56:02,488 "Humankind is the only virus cursed to live..." 948 00:56:02,655 --> 00:56:05,908 "with the horrifying knowledge of its host's fragile mortality." 949 00:56:07,160 --> 00:56:09,704 You know, not a lot of people knew about him. 950 00:56:12,415 --> 00:56:14,792 You like spy movies, Mr. DeVere? 951 00:56:18,463 --> 00:56:21,466 Nowadays, they're all a little serious for my taste. 952 00:56:21,549 --> 00:56:22,550 But the old ones... 953 00:56:23,426 --> 00:56:24,677 Marvelous. 954 00:56:24,844 --> 00:56:27,096 Give me a far-fetched theatrical plot any day. 955 00:56:27,263 --> 00:56:30,767 The old Bond movies. (LAUGHING) Oh, man! 956 00:56:30,933 --> 00:56:34,479 Oh, when I was a kid, that was my dream job. 957 00:56:35,271 --> 00:56:36,856 Gentleman spy. 958 00:56:37,231 --> 00:56:40,568 I always felt the old Bond films were only as good as the villain. 959 00:56:40,943 --> 00:56:45,073 As a child, I rather fancied a future as a colorful megalomaniac. 960 00:56:46,949 --> 00:56:50,244 What a shame we both had to grow up. 961 00:56:53,039 --> 00:56:54,040 (CHUCKLES) 962 00:56:54,874 --> 00:56:56,084 Bon appétit. 963 00:56:58,628 --> 00:57:01,589 Just give me a couple of days to think over your proposal. 964 00:57:01,756 --> 00:57:03,341 I'll have my people get in touch with yours... 965 00:57:03,508 --> 00:57:05,009 and it's all good. 966 00:57:05,176 --> 00:57:08,596 And thank you for such a happy meal. 967 00:57:08,679 --> 00:57:09,680 (CHUCKLES) 968 00:57:14,060 --> 00:57:15,436 Well, want me to follow him? 969 00:57:15,603 --> 00:57:16,729 Nah. 970 00:57:17,021 --> 00:57:19,482 I put a nano tracker gel in the wine. 971 00:57:19,649 --> 00:57:22,652 We'll know his every move for the next 24 hours. 972 00:57:22,819 --> 00:57:25,196 Finally find out who he works for. 973 00:57:26,948 --> 00:57:28,908 Valentine didn't let me out of his sight. 974 00:57:29,075 --> 00:57:31,577 All I got was this on the way in. 975 00:57:35,706 --> 00:57:38,793 South Glade Mission Church is a hate group based in Kentucky. 976 00:57:39,669 --> 00:57:41,254 FBI have been monitoring them for years. 977 00:57:41,420 --> 00:57:43,214 But you think Valentine is a supporter? 978 00:57:43,381 --> 00:57:46,676 No evidence yet of a direct connection, but I'll keep locking. 979 00:57:47,552 --> 00:57:48,928 Oh, by the way... 980 00:57:49,095 --> 00:57:54,142 our ever-growing list of missing persons now includes Scandinavian royalty. 981 00:57:54,559 --> 00:57:57,270 Royal Crown Princess Tilde. 982 00:57:59,355 --> 00:58:02,191 Just let me out, you psycho! 983 00:58:02,358 --> 00:58:05,194 I told you, you're free to go any time you want. 984 00:58:05,361 --> 00:58:07,613 As long as you agree to my conditions. 985 00:58:08,030 --> 00:58:09,657 I don't agree... 986 00:58:09,824 --> 00:58:12,535 and I am never ever going to agree! 987 00:58:12,702 --> 00:58:13,953 Tough shit. 988 00:58:14,370 --> 00:58:15,371 Bitch. 989 00:58:16,414 --> 00:58:17,494 (MAN SHOUTING INDISTINCTLY) 990 00:58:17,540 --> 00:58:19,292 MAN: I want to speak to the British Council! 991 00:58:19,917 --> 00:58:22,157 REPORTER: The list of missing celebrities and dignitaries 992 00:58:22,211 --> 00:58:24,338 has continued to grow in recent weeks... 993 00:58:24,505 --> 00:58:28,384 and world leaders are coming under increasing pressure to provide answers. 994 00:58:28,551 --> 00:58:32,305 We are doing everything in our power to find Princess Tilde. 995 00:58:32,471 --> 00:58:35,641 You know, governments and security forces worldwide... 996 00:58:35,808 --> 00:58:39,520 Are working together to find the person behind these abductions. 997 00:58:39,687 --> 00:58:41,355 REPORTER: In other news, people all over the world... 998 00:58:41,522 --> 00:58:45,902 continue to wait in line day and night to get their free SIM cards. 999 00:58:46,068 --> 00:58:48,529 Mrs. P, did you get one? 1000 00:58:48,696 --> 00:58:51,282 Yeah, I've been queuing up all day. 1001 00:58:51,449 --> 00:58:55,703 REPORTER: This unprecedented giveaway by the philanthropist Richmond Valentine... 1002 00:58:55,870 --> 00:58:58,706 Has already seen over a billion cards distributed. 1003 00:55:58,873 --> 00:59:00,082 At ease. 1004 00:59:02,251 --> 00:59:04,670 So you thought we were done for the day, huh? 1005 00:59:05,463 --> 00:59:06,672 Well, we're not. 1006 00:59:08,299 --> 00:59:10,301 A party? Tonight, in London. 1007 00:59:12,053 --> 00:59:14,388 Who's this? MERLIN: Your target. 1008 00:59:14,555 --> 00:59:16,515 Your mission is to use your NLP training... 1009 00:59:16,682 --> 00:59:19,122 to win over the individual on the photograph in your envelope. 1010 00:59:19,227 --> 00:59:20,728 And when I say "win over"... 1011 00:59:21,062 --> 00:59:22,688 I do mean in the biblical sense. 1012 00:59:22,855 --> 00:59:24,023 Easy. 1013 00:59:24,941 --> 00:59:26,984 Posh girls love a bit of rough. 1014 00:59:27,151 --> 00:59:28,778 We'll see about that, yeah? 1015 00:59:29,070 --> 00:59:30,863 We certainly will. 1016 00:59:34,992 --> 00:59:35,993 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1017 00:59:36,077 --> 00:59:37,078 CHARLIE: Hi! 1018 00:59:37,203 --> 00:59:40,498 Sorry, I just had to come over and say, amazing eyes. 1019 00:59:40,873 --> 00:59:42,113 Are you wearing color contacts? 1020 00:59:42,250 --> 00:59:44,460 No! (CHUCKLES) You so are. 1021 00:59:44,627 --> 00:59:47,004 ROXY: Oh, my God, negging! That's hilarious. 1022 00:59:47,171 --> 00:59:49,211 I haven't heard anyone try that since the noughties. 1023 00:59:49,215 --> 00:59:50,258 Excuse me? 1024 00:59:50,341 --> 00:59:51,467 "Negging" 1025 00:59:51,550 --> 00:59:55,513 Saying something negative to a pretty girl in order to undermine her social value. 1026 00:59:55,680 --> 00:59:57,723 It's supposed to make you want to win his approval. 1027 00:59:58,307 --> 01:00:01,352 Absurdly basic neuro-linguistic: programming technique. 1028 01:00:01,519 --> 01:00:03,546 Is it just me, or does this champagne taste a little bit funny? 1029 01:00:03,813 --> 01:00:05,690 It's an acquired taste, mate. I think it's just cheap. 1030 01:00:05,856 --> 01:00:07,692 Get one of these instead. They're delicious. 1031 01:00:07,858 --> 01:00:10,569 If you're into seduction techniques, this guy is textbook. 1032 01:00:10,736 --> 01:00:13,489 See what he just did? It's called an opinion opener. 1033 01:00:13,656 --> 01:00:15,157 He got you talking with a neutral question... 1034 01:00:15,324 --> 01:00:17,084 got all of us involved in the conversation... 1035 01:00:17,201 --> 01:00:18,869 so that you craved individual attention. 1036 01:00:19,578 --> 01:00:20,913 No, I'm just saying the champagne tastes rank. 1037 01:00:21,080 --> 01:00:22,832 Lady Sophie Montague-Herring. 1038 01:00:22,999 --> 01:00:24,292 Phone call for you at reception. 1039 01:00:24,458 --> 01:00:26,178 Be right back. We'll see you in a bit, yeah? 1040 01:00:26,335 --> 01:00:27,712 ROXY: See you in a bit. 1041 01:00:27,878 --> 01:00:29,714 EGGSY: Budge up, Rox. I'm feeling a bit rough. 1042 01:00:29,880 --> 01:00:31,382 Are you all right? No. 1043 01:00:31,549 --> 01:00:32,591 MAN: Sorry to eavesdrop... 1044 01:00:32,758 --> 01:00:36,304 but there's a much easier way to guarantee getting someone home. 1045 01:00:36,512 --> 01:00:38,055 Rohypnol. 1046 01:00:40,224 --> 01:00:41,976 Or even something stronger. 1047 01:00:59,535 --> 01:01:01,203 Who the fuck are you? 1048 01:01:01,787 --> 01:01:03,205 Where am I? 1049 01:01:05,624 --> 01:01:06,792 This knife... 1050 01:01:06,959 --> 01:01:09,003 can save your life, hmm? 1051 01:01:09,879 --> 01:01:10,880 (TRAIN APPROACHING) 1052 01:01:13,257 --> 01:01:14,258 Fuck! 1053 01:01:14,675 --> 01:01:17,470 My employer's got two questions for you, Eggsy. 1054 01:01:17,636 --> 01:01:19,513 What the fuck is Kingsman? 1055 01:01:19,680 --> 01:01:21,307 And who's Harry Hart? 1056 01:01:21,474 --> 01:01:23,142 I don't know who the fuck that is! 1057 01:01:23,225 --> 01:01:24,426 Shit! 1058 01:01:24,435 --> 01:01:28,230 Oh, Eggsy, I just killed two of your friends who gave me the same bullshit answer! 1059 01:01:28,773 --> 01:01:29,774 Fuck! 1060 01:01:30,232 --> 01:01:32,777 Just cut the fucking ropes, please! 1061 01:01:32,943 --> 01:01:33,986 MAN: Hey, Eggsy! 1062 01:01:34,153 --> 01:01:35,488 Is Kingsman worth dying for? 1063 01:01:37,698 --> 01:01:39,075 (YELLING) Fuck you! 1064 01:01:53,381 --> 01:01:54,673 Congratulations. 1065 01:01:54,840 --> 01:01:56,050 Bloody well done. 1066 01:01:58,344 --> 01:01:59,929 How did the others do? 1067 01:02:00,096 --> 01:02:01,889 Roxy passed with flying colors. 1068 01:02:02,431 --> 01:02:04,683 Charlie's up next. Want to watch? 1069 01:02:06,102 --> 01:02:07,561 Yeah, all right. 1070 01:02:10,064 --> 01:02:12,108 Is Kingsman really worth dying for? 1071 01:02:12,274 --> 01:02:13,609 No, it fucking isn't! 1072 01:02:13,776 --> 01:02:15,611 Shit, I'll tell you what you want. Please! 1073 01:02:15,778 --> 01:02:17,071 Chester King is Arthur. 1074 01:02:17,238 --> 01:02:19,448 Arthur's head of a spy agency. It's called Kingsman. 1075 01:02:19,615 --> 01:02:21,158 CHARLIE: Get me out of here! Thank you, Charlie. 1076 01:02:21,325 --> 01:02:22,660 Much appreciated. 1077 01:02:22,827 --> 01:02:25,204 Come on! That wasn't the fucking deal! 1078 01:02:25,621 --> 01:02:27,915 Fuck! 1079 01:02:34,922 --> 01:02:37,216 ARTHUR: I had such high hopes for you. 1080 01:02:37,425 --> 01:02:39,343 You're a bloody disgrace. 1081 01:02:39,510 --> 01:02:40,511 Arthur, I'm sorry. 1082 01:02:41,345 --> 01:02:42,680 At least untie me. 1083 01:02:43,013 --> 01:02:44,348 Untie yourself. 1084 01:02:46,016 --> 01:02:48,185 Arthur, please. 1085 01:02:49,520 --> 01:02:52,064 I'm the fucking son of the... Shit! 1086 01:02:52,231 --> 01:02:54,733 Anyone? Hello? 1087 01:02:54,900 --> 01:02:57,445 Galahad, Percival, congratulations. 1088 01:02:57,736 --> 01:03:00,531 Your candidates have reached the final stage of the testing process. 1089 01:03:00,698 --> 01:03:04,243 As tradition allows, you now have 24 hours to spend with them. 1090 01:03:04,869 --> 01:03:08,038 Eggsy, you should know your father reached this point. 1091 01:03:08,789 --> 01:03:09,790 From now on... 1092 01:03:10,249 --> 01:03:11,709 there are no safety nets, understood? 1093 01:03:15,421 --> 01:03:16,422 Good. Dismissed. 1094 01:03:20,426 --> 01:03:22,553 Charlie, time to go home. 1095 01:03:22,720 --> 01:03:24,054 CHARLIE: Fuck you. 1096 01:03:24,472 --> 01:03:26,724 Fucking dad's gonna hear about this! 1097 01:03:28,893 --> 01:03:29,894 "To pee or not to pee?" 1098 01:03:31,979 --> 01:03:32,980 That was the headline... 1099 01:03:33,063 --> 01:03:35,733 the day after I defused a dirty bomb in Paris. 1100 01:03:36,400 --> 01:03:38,068 EGGSY: "Germany 1, England 5." 1101 01:03:38,235 --> 01:03:39,320 Missed that game. 1102 01:03:39,487 --> 01:03:42,448 I was breaking up an undercover spy ring at the Pentagon. 1103 01:03:47,953 --> 01:03:49,246 My first mission. 1104 01:03:49,413 --> 01:03:51,213 Foiled the assassination of Margaret Thatcher. 1105 01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:54,096 Not everybody would thank you for that one. 1106 01:03:54,168 --> 01:03:56,921 The point is, Eggsy, nobody thanked me for any of them. 1107 01:03:58,588 --> 01:04:01,133 Front page news on all these occasions was celebrity nonsense. 1108 01:04:01,425 --> 01:04:04,970 Because it's the nature of Kingsman that our achievements remain secret. 1109 01:04:05,429 --> 01:04:08,766 A gentleman's name should appear in the newspaper only three times. 1110 01:04:08,933 --> 01:04:11,268 When he's born, when he marries, and when he dies. 1111 01:04:11,435 --> 01:04:14,605 And we are, first and foremost, gentlemen. 1112 01:04:14,939 --> 01:04:16,273 That's me fucked then. 1113 01:04:17,274 --> 01:04:19,151 It's like Charlie said. I'm just a pleb. 1114 01:04:19,318 --> 01:04:20,319 Nonsense. 1115 01:04:20,486 --> 01:04:23,406 Being a gentleman has nothing to do with the circumstances of one's birth. 1116 01:04:23,948 --> 01:04:25,783 Being a gentleman is something one learns. 1117 01:04:26,534 --> 01:04:28,369 Yeah, but how? 1118 01:04:29,286 --> 01:04:30,538 All right, first lesson. 1119 01:04:30,704 --> 01:04:32,504 You should've asked me before you took a seat. 1120 01:04:33,999 --> 01:04:35,125 Second lesson... 1121 01:04:36,126 --> 01:04:37,461 how to make a proper martini. 1122 01:04:38,462 --> 01:04:40,548 Yes, Harry. 1123 01:04:43,133 --> 01:04:46,178 Goddamn it! This fucking hurts! 1124 01:04:46,679 --> 01:04:49,181 You're the one who asked for a biometric security system. 1125 01:04:49,348 --> 01:04:50,474 What's wrong with a simple switch? 1126 01:04:50,641 --> 01:04:51,642 A simple switch? 1127 01:04:51,809 --> 01:04:55,479 This is an extremely dangerous machine. 1128 01:04:55,646 --> 01:05:00,192 It should only be operated by someone as responsible and sane as me. 1129 01:05:00,401 --> 01:05:02,653 Bad shit could happen if this falls into the wrong hands. 1130 01:05:04,780 --> 01:05:05,781 Whoa! 1131 01:05:05,864 --> 01:05:07,533 We done here? Shit! 1132 01:05:07,700 --> 01:05:10,327 No. Now this one. 1133 01:05:10,494 --> 01:05:11,574 For the test at the church. 1134 01:05:11,704 --> 01:05:13,539 VALENTINE: This one just has a short range. 1135 01:05:13,706 --> 01:05:15,249 A simple switch will do. 1136 01:05:21,213 --> 01:05:22,715 So are you gonna teach me how to talk proper, 1137 01:05:22,798 --> 01:05:23,841 like in My Fair Lady? 1138 01:05:24,258 --> 01:05:25,718 Don't be absurd. 1139 01:05:26,010 --> 01:05:28,554 Being a gentleman has nothing to do with one's accent. 1140 01:05:28,721 --> 01:05:31,015 It's about being at ease in one's own skin. 1141 01:05:31,181 --> 01:05:32,725 As Hemingway said, "There is nothing noble..." 1142 01:05:32,891 --> 01:05:35,269 "in being superior to your fellow man." 1143 01:05:35,686 --> 01:05:39,189 "True nobility is being superior to your former self." 1144 01:05:42,901 --> 01:05:46,538 Now, the first thing every gentleman needs is a good suit. 1145 01:05:46,539 --> 01:05:49,700 By which I mean, a bespoke suit. Never off-the-peg. 1146 01:05:49,867 --> 01:05:52,544 And Kingsman suits are always bulletproof. 1147 01:05:52,445 --> 01:05:55,205 So let's get you measured, and then, whether you get the job or not... 1148 01:05:55,372 --> 01:05:59,752 you'll have a lasting and useful memento of your time at Kingsman. 1149 01:05:59,918 --> 01:06:03,547 I'm so sorry, sir, but a gentleman is completing his fitting. 1150 01:06:03,714 --> 01:06:05,883 Fitting Room Two is available. 1151 01:06:06,050 --> 01:06:09,887 One does not use Fitting Room Two when one is popping one's cherry. 1152 01:06:09,888 --> 01:06:11,055 (CHUCKLES) 1153 01:06:11,138 --> 01:06:13,932 Perhaps I'll show you Fitting Room Three while we wait. 1154 01:06:24,318 --> 01:06:25,569 So we going up or down? 1155 01:06:25,736 --> 01:06:26,904 Neither. 1156 01:06:28,155 --> 01:06:29,156 Is this it? 1157 01:06:29,323 --> 01:06:32,409 Of course not. Pull the hook on your left. 1158 01:06:39,416 --> 01:06:40,417 Oh, yes. 1159 01:06:40,918 --> 01:06:43,087 Very, very nice. 1160 01:06:46,131 --> 01:06:48,634 You're going to need a pair of shoes to go with your suit. 1161 01:06:48,801 --> 01:06:52,930 An oxford is any formal shoe with open lacing. 1162 01:06:53,097 --> 01:06:56,308 This additional decorative piece is called broguing. 1163 01:06:56,375 --> 01:06:57,643 "Oxfords not brogues." 1164 01:06:57,810 --> 01:06:59,436 Words to live by, Eggsy. 1165 01:06:59,645 --> 01:07:02,272 Words to live by. Try a pair. 1166 01:07:03,023 --> 01:07:04,783 Your weapon scores are excellent, by the way. 1167 01:07:04,858 --> 01:07:05,859 (CLICKS TONGUE) 1168 01:07:05,943 --> 01:07:09,196 These you are familiar with, and this is our standard issue pistol. 1169 01:07:09,363 --> 01:07:10,989 It's quite unique, as you'll see. 1170 01:07:11,156 --> 01:07:12,491 It also fires a shotgun cartridge 1171 01:07:12,574 --> 01:07:14,284 for use in messy close-range situations. 1172 01:07:14,660 --> 01:07:16,120 How do they feel? Yeah, good. 1173 01:07:16,286 --> 01:07:17,766 Now do your very best impersonation... 1174 01:07:17,788 --> 01:07:19,456 of a German aristocrat's formal greeting. 1175 01:07:23,001 --> 01:07:24,211 No, Eggsy. 1176 01:07:28,340 --> 01:07:29,466 That is sick. 1177 01:07:29,550 --> 01:07:30,551 (CLANGING) 1178 01:07:30,634 --> 01:07:32,754 In the old days, they had a phone in the heel as well. 1179 01:07:32,761 --> 01:07:33,804 How do I get it back in? 1180 01:07:33,971 --> 01:07:34,972 Well, it's coated in one of the 1181 01:07:35,055 --> 01:07:37,307 fastest acting neurotoxins known to man... 1182 01:07:38,016 --> 01:07:39,518 so very carefully. 1183 01:07:41,437 --> 01:07:45,149 Now, I've had a lot of fun with this. 1184 01:07:45,315 --> 01:07:48,318 One of our finest examples of chemical engineering. 1185 01:07:48,485 --> 01:07:50,988 A poison, harmless when ingested... 1186 01:07:51,155 --> 01:07:53,031 but at a time convenient to you... 1187 01:07:53,198 --> 01:07:57,202 can be remotely activated. Primed. 1188 01:07:58,495 --> 01:07:59,496 Lethal. 1189 01:08:00,873 --> 01:08:03,000 What about these? What do these do? 1190 01:08:03,375 --> 01:08:05,335 Electrocute you? Don't be ridiculous. 1191 01:08:05,502 --> 01:08:07,337 It's a hand grenade. Shut up! 1192 01:08:07,504 --> 01:08:09,944 If you want to electrocute someone, you'll need a signet ring. 1193 01:08:09,965 --> 01:08:12,050 A gentleman traditionally wears the signet on his left hand. 1194 01:08:12,217 --> 01:08:15,179 But a Kingsman wears it on whichever hand happens to be dominant. 1195 01:08:15,345 --> 01:08:16,745 Touch the contact behind the ring... 1196 01:08:16,847 --> 01:08:17,973 it delivers 50,000 volts. 1197 01:08:19,892 --> 01:08:22,352 And what about them? What makes them so special? 1198 01:08:22,519 --> 01:08:23,520 Nothing. 1199 01:08:23,687 --> 01:08:26,398 That technology has caught up with the spy world. 1200 01:08:27,399 --> 01:08:29,193 Put it back, Eggsy. 1201 01:08:31,570 --> 01:08:33,030 TAILOR: Ah. Perfect timing. 1202 01:08:33,197 --> 01:08:35,073 The gentleman's just finished. 1203 01:08:40,204 --> 01:08:41,538 Mr. DeVere! 1204 01:08:43,040 --> 01:08:44,708 What a coincidence. 1205 01:08:45,334 --> 01:08:48,212 You are totally the reason I'm here. 1206 01:08:48,420 --> 01:08:49,546 When you left my house... 1207 01:08:49,713 --> 01:08:53,509 I was thirsting for that dope-ass smoking jacket you had on. 1208 01:08:53,675 --> 01:08:55,177 And since I'm going to Royal Ascot... 1209 01:08:55,344 --> 01:08:57,504 and, apparently, you need one of these penguin suits... 1210 01:08:57,930 --> 01:08:59,097 here I am. 1211 01:08:59,681 --> 01:09:00,682 What are you doing here? 1212 01:09:00,933 --> 01:09:02,267 What's up, man? 1213 01:09:02,434 --> 01:09:03,560 Richmond Valentine. 1214 01:09:03,894 --> 01:09:06,897 This is my new valet. I was just introducing him to my tailor. 1215 01:09:07,064 --> 01:09:09,900 Another coincidence. So am I. 1216 01:09:10,275 --> 01:09:12,475 Have you had any chance to think further on my proposal? 1217 01:09:12,528 --> 01:09:13,529 Most definitely. 1218 01:09:13,737 --> 01:09:16,740 My people will be getting in touch with you very soon. 1219 01:09:16,907 --> 01:09:18,367 I guarantee it. 1220 01:09:19,076 --> 01:09:20,410 A word of advice. 1221 01:09:20,744 --> 01:09:22,955 Ascot requires top hat. 1222 01:09:23,956 --> 01:09:27,084 I might suggest Lock and Co. Hatters. 1223 01:09:27,918 --> 01:09:28,961 Saint James's. 1224 01:09:29,127 --> 01:09:30,379 "Lox" as in smoked fish? 1225 01:09:30,712 --> 01:09:33,257 As in, "locked up." 1226 01:09:33,715 --> 01:09:34,758 Oh. (CHUCKLES) 1227 01:09:36,301 --> 01:09:39,221 I have trouble understanding you people sometimes. 1228 01:09:39,805 --> 01:09:41,890 You all talk so funny. 1229 01:09:48,897 --> 01:09:51,984 Gentlemen, would you look after him, please? 1230 01:10:04,496 --> 01:10:05,789 VALENTINE: Now this... 1231 01:10:05,956 --> 01:10:07,833 is a dope-ass top hat. 1232 01:10:09,501 --> 01:10:12,796 Gazelle, let's go ascoting. 1233 01:10:14,298 --> 01:10:15,674 VALENTINE: (ON SPEAKER) Your hat looks fine, Gazelle. 1234 01:10:15,757 --> 01:10:18,468 Come on! Don't make me late for the queen. 1235 01:10:19,261 --> 01:10:21,930 Come on, Gazelle! We're gonna be late. 1236 01:10:22,097 --> 01:10:23,640 How far is Ascot? 1237 01:10:24,099 --> 01:10:25,142 How far? 1238 01:10:29,354 --> 01:10:30,834 Merlin said you wanted to see me, sir? 1239 01:10:31,148 --> 01:10:32,649 Sit down. (DOOR CLOSES) 1240 01:10:36,778 --> 01:10:37,779 (BARKING) 1241 01:10:37,863 --> 01:10:38,114 Pretty dog. 1242 01:10:39,531 --> 01:10:40,824 What's his name? 1243 01:10:40,991 --> 01:10:41,992 J.B. 1244 01:10:42,159 --> 01:10:44,328 As in "James Bond"? No. 1245 01:10:44,620 --> 01:10:46,121 "Jason Bourne"? 1246 01:10:46,288 --> 01:10:48,290 No. "Jack Bauer." 1247 01:10:48,624 --> 01:10:49,666 Oh! 1248 01:10:50,334 --> 01:10:51,335 Bravo. (CHUCKLES) 1249 01:10:52,002 --> 01:10:53,128 It pains me to admit it... 1250 01:10:53,295 --> 01:10:56,173 but I think that one day, you might be as good a spy... 1251 01:10:56,340 --> 01:10:57,799 as any of them. 1252 01:11:04,848 --> 01:11:06,516 Take it. 1253 01:11:10,479 --> 01:11:11,480 (WHINING) 1254 01:11:13,357 --> 01:11:14,566 Shoot the dog. 1255 01:11:21,365 --> 01:11:22,658 This weapon is live. 1256 01:11:25,702 --> 01:11:26,745 Shoot the dog. 1257 01:12:05,534 --> 01:12:06,576 Give me the gun. 1258 01:12:14,751 --> 01:12:15,752 (GUNSHOT) 1259 01:12:17,921 --> 01:12:19,631 At least the girl's got balls. 1260 01:12:23,260 --> 01:12:24,261 Get out. 1261 01:12:24,928 --> 01:12:26,930 I knew you couldn't make it. 1262 01:12:30,225 --> 01:12:31,560 Go home. 1263 01:12:33,061 --> 01:12:35,897 Merlin, send in Roxy, please. 1264 01:12:36,940 --> 01:12:38,275 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1265 01:12:59,671 --> 01:13:02,674 Welcome to Kingsman... 1266 01:13:03,633 --> 01:13:04,760 Lancelot. 1267 01:13:25,530 --> 01:13:26,531 (LIGHT GROWL) 1268 01:13:26,615 --> 01:13:27,616 (DOOR OPENS) 1269 01:13:28,116 --> 01:13:29,117 Mum! 1270 01:13:29,534 --> 01:13:30,660 Eggsy! 1271 01:13:30,869 --> 01:13:32,162 Oh, God. Where have you been? 1272 01:13:32,329 --> 01:13:34,331 I've been so worried about you. 1273 01:13:36,291 --> 01:13:39,544 Oh, my days. Look how big you've grown! 1274 01:13:45,342 --> 01:13:47,385 Where is he? I'm fine. 1275 01:13:47,552 --> 01:13:49,221 Eggsy, please, just don't get involved. 1276 01:13:49,387 --> 01:13:51,147 No, I should never have left you on your own. 1277 01:13:51,223 --> 01:13:53,642 This stops right now. 1278 01:13:53,809 --> 01:13:54,893 I'll be right back. 1279 01:13:55,060 --> 01:13:56,645 Eggsy. 1280 01:13:57,020 --> 01:13:58,060 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1281 01:13:59,022 --> 01:14:00,357 EGGSY: Oi, Dean! 1282 01:14:01,358 --> 01:14:03,193 DEAN: Oh, Mugsy, so you're back. 1283 01:14:03,360 --> 01:14:05,237 What, you gone and nicked a fucking taxi, now? 1284 01:14:05,403 --> 01:14:06,822 Yeah. 1285 01:14:06,988 --> 01:14:09,032 Can I have a word about my mum's black eye? 1286 01:14:10,033 --> 01:14:11,743 You want to have a word with me, you get out of that cab... 1287 01:14:11,910 --> 01:14:14,070 I'll knock you straight back down on your fucking arse. 1288 01:14:15,831 --> 01:14:17,833 Tell your muppets to go inside, then I'll get out. 1289 01:14:20,085 --> 01:14:22,003 Go on, lads. It'll be two hits. 1290 01:14:22,170 --> 01:14:24,214 Me hitting him, him hitting the floor. 1291 01:14:24,714 --> 01:14:27,050 Come on, then, you prick. 1292 01:14:27,217 --> 01:14:29,094 Let's see what you got. Want a bit of me? 1293 01:14:29,177 --> 01:14:30,177 What are you doing? 1294 01:14:30,220 --> 01:14:32,139 No, no, no! Get out of the fucking car! 1295 01:14:32,222 --> 01:14:34,099 What are you doing? Where you going, you mug? 1296 01:14:34,266 --> 01:14:35,559 Go on, you got no bollocks! 1297 01:14:36,351 --> 01:14:38,353 Come on, bruv, he hit my fucking mum! 1298 01:14:38,520 --> 01:14:39,880 Come back when you've grown a pair! 1299 01:14:39,896 --> 01:14:40,897 Mugsy! 1300 01:15:03,837 --> 01:15:04,877 GALAHAD: You throw away... 1301 01:15:05,005 --> 01:15:08,967 your biggest opportunity over a fucking dog. 1302 01:15:09,968 --> 01:15:12,304 And then you humiliate me by stealing my boss's car. 1303 01:15:12,554 --> 01:15:14,639 You shot a dog just to get a fucking job. 1304 01:15:15,056 --> 01:15:16,057 Yes, I did. 1305 01:15:19,060 --> 01:15:22,939 And Mr. Pickle here reminds me of that every time I take a shit! 1306 01:15:24,524 --> 01:15:27,027 You shot your dog and had it stuffed? 1307 01:15:27,194 --> 01:15:28,403 You fucking freak. 1308 01:15:28,570 --> 01:15:29,946 No, I shot my dog... 1309 01:15:30,113 --> 01:15:31,865 and then I brought him home and continued to care for him... 1310 01:15:31,948 --> 01:15:34,367 for the next 11 years until he died of pancreatitis. 1311 01:15:35,118 --> 01:15:37,746 What? It was a blank, Eggsy. 1312 01:15:38,914 --> 01:15:40,582 It was a fucking blank. 1313 01:15:41,374 --> 01:15:42,709 Remember Amelia? 1314 01:15:42,792 --> 01:15:43,792 Yeah. 1315 01:15:43,835 --> 01:15:44,961 She didn't drown. 1316 01:15:45,128 --> 01:15:47,881 She works in our tech department in Berlin. She's fine. 1317 01:15:48,048 --> 01:15:49,257 Limits must be tested... 1318 01:15:49,424 --> 01:15:52,052 a Kingsman only condones the risking of a life to save another. 1319 01:15:52,219 --> 01:15:55,180 Like my dad saved your life even though your fuck-up cost his. 1320 01:15:55,347 --> 01:15:57,015 Or have you got him stuffed here and all? 1321 01:15:59,059 --> 01:16:02,145 Can't you see that everything I've done has been about trying to repay him? 1322 01:16:05,398 --> 01:16:06,691 (BEEPING) 1323 01:16:07,943 --> 01:16:09,611 MERLIN: Harry, listen to this. 1324 01:16:09,778 --> 01:16:11,578 Valentine is at last saying something of note. 1325 01:16:11,947 --> 01:16:14,199 VALENTINE: Do you know what I love about pen and paper? 1326 01:16:14,699 --> 01:16:17,202 Nobody can hack into this shit. 1327 01:16:17,619 --> 01:16:20,956 Our worldwide tour was a complete success. 1328 01:16:21,122 --> 01:16:23,583 We have total coverall. 1329 01:16:23,750 --> 01:16:26,544 Like when all your numbers in bingo are crossed out. 1330 01:16:26,670 --> 01:16:27,671 GAZELLE: Bingo? 1331 01:16:27,754 --> 01:16:31,132 Bingo, the game. You have played bingo, right? 1332 01:16:32,008 --> 01:16:33,802 Do I look like I play bingo? 1333 01:16:36,012 --> 01:16:37,055 Point is... 1334 01:16:37,722 --> 01:16:42,185 if our tests go well at the church tomorrow, we are good to go. 1335 01:16:42,352 --> 01:16:44,854 South Glade Mission Church. 1336 01:16:45,772 --> 01:16:47,941 Merlin, get the plane ready. MERLIN: Will do. 1337 01:16:48,108 --> 01:16:49,868 Harry, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna do whatever... 1338 01:16:49,901 --> 01:16:50,902 You should be. 1339 01:16:51,069 --> 01:16:53,709 You just stay right there. I'll sort this mess out when I get back. 1340 01:16:59,869 --> 01:17:01,579 PREACHER: And I say to you... 1341 01:17:01,746 --> 01:17:02,998 bear witness! (ALL CHEERING) 1342 01:17:03,164 --> 01:17:05,750 Watch the news. Watch the news. 1343 01:17:05,917 --> 01:17:07,210 AIDS! 1344 01:17:07,502 --> 01:17:08,503 Floods! 1345 01:17:08,670 --> 01:17:10,797 The blood of the innocent, spilled! 1346 01:17:10,964 --> 01:17:17,136 And yet, there are those who doubt this is the wrath of God. 1347 01:17:16,261 --> 01:17:17,341 (ALL SHOUTING IN AGREEMENT) 1348 01:17:17,971 --> 01:17:24,644 Our filthy government condones sodomy, divorce, abortion! 1349 01:17:24,811 --> 01:17:27,355 And yet, some still doubt... 1350 01:17:27,522 --> 01:17:31,401 this is the work of the antichrist! 1351 01:17:31,568 --> 01:17:36,448 You do not have to be a Jew, a nigger, a whore... 1352 01:17:36,614 --> 01:17:39,367 or an atheistic, science-loving evolution spouter... 1353 01:17:39,701 --> 01:17:41,161 MERLIN: (ON RADIO) Charming sermon. 1354 01:17:41,328 --> 01:17:42,996 Can you see Valentine anywhere? 1355 01:17:43,163 --> 01:17:44,581 PREACHER: So, my friends... 1356 01:17:44,748 --> 01:17:47,792 although he is a just God, he is justly a vengeful one... 1357 01:17:47,959 --> 01:17:50,920 and there can be no turning back... 1358 01:17:51,087 --> 01:17:52,714 from the almighty wrath... 1359 01:17:52,881 --> 01:17:54,341 Are you sure we're out of range? 1360 01:17:54,591 --> 01:17:56,191 We're over 1,000 feet away. What's wrong? 1361 01:17:56,301 --> 01:17:57,661 What if the calculations are wrong? 1362 01:17:57,719 --> 01:17:59,304 You just have to trust me. 1363 01:18:00,513 --> 01:18:04,976 ...Jew, nigger, fag lovers, and the devil is burning them... 1364 01:18:05,143 --> 01:18:06,436 for all eternity. 1365 01:18:06,603 --> 01:18:07,771 Would you excuse me? 1366 01:18:08,605 --> 01:18:09,606 Where are you going? 1367 01:18:10,440 --> 01:18:12,233 Hey! What's your problem? 1368 01:18:13,818 --> 01:18:15,236 I'm a Catholic whore... 1369 01:18:15,403 --> 01:18:18,990 currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish boyfriend... 1370 01:18:19,157 --> 01:18:21,701 who works in a military abortion clinic. 1371 01:18:22,285 --> 01:18:23,620 So, hail Satan... 1372 01:18:23,787 --> 01:18:25,789 and have a lovely afternoon, madam. 1373 01:18:28,167 --> 01:18:30,585 VALENTINE: Oh, shit. He's leaving. 1374 01:18:30,752 --> 01:18:32,337 I'm starting the test now. 1375 01:18:32,796 --> 01:18:34,881 Let's hope enough of these freaks have our SIM cards. 1376 01:18:37,675 --> 01:18:39,469 PREACHER: I kindly ask you to sit down, 1377 01:18:39,552 --> 01:18:40,553 my friend! (BEEPING) 1378 01:18:40,720 --> 01:18:41,920 WOMAN: Just leave this church! 1379 01:18:41,930 --> 01:18:44,307 You just leave this church like the infidel you are! 1380 01:18:44,432 --> 01:18:45,517 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1381 01:18:46,851 --> 01:18:50,063 Satan cannot save you now! You will eat your babies. 1382 01:18:50,230 --> 01:18:53,733 You will drown in the blood of the Lord! 1383 01:18:53,900 --> 01:18:55,360 He will not save you! 1384 01:18:55,527 --> 01:18:57,112 (BEEPING INTENSIFIES) 1385 01:19:01,574 --> 01:19:02,575 Holy fuck! 1386 01:19:02,742 --> 01:19:04,035 (ALL CLAMORING) 1387 01:19:04,202 --> 01:19:05,662 Oh, shit, I can't watch this. 1388 01:19:05,663 --> 01:19:06,496 Get over here. 1389 01:19:07,205 --> 01:19:09,332 (CLASSIC ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 1390 01:19:09,416 --> 01:19:12,836 ♪ Lord, I can't change ♪ 1391 01:19:13,837 --> 01:19:20,301 ♪ Won't you fly high, free bird ♪ ♪ Yeah ♪ 1392 01:19:42,549 --> 01:19:43,575 (GUN CLICKING) 1393 01:19:48,496 --> 01:19:50,498 Jeez! Fuck. 1394 01:19:51,374 --> 01:19:53,501 MERLIN: Galahad, can you hear me? 1395 01:19:53,751 --> 01:19:54,752 Harry! 1396 01:19:55,295 --> 01:19:57,672 Harry, what the heck is going on? 1397 01:19:58,840 --> 01:20:00,360 Could you turn the volume down, please? 1398 01:20:01,634 --> 01:20:03,595 I didn't expect it to be that effective. 1399 01:20:03,761 --> 01:20:05,201 What kind of response are we talking? 1400 01:20:05,763 --> 01:20:06,764 GAZELLE: 100 percent. 1401 01:20:07,891 --> 01:20:09,309 VALENTINE: So, everyone's been affected, 1402 01:20:09,392 --> 01:20:10,894 whether they have a SIM card or not. 1403 01:20:11,311 --> 01:20:13,511 And we get the added benefit of wiping out the Kingsman. 1404 01:20:14,105 --> 01:20:15,940 Not yet. 1405 01:20:18,401 --> 01:20:19,402 (SIZZLING) 1406 01:20:41,508 --> 01:20:43,051 (SCREAMING) (GUNFIRE) 1407 01:21:03,029 --> 01:21:04,197 (GUN CLICKING) 1408 01:21:09,619 --> 01:21:10,620 (SCREAMING) 1409 01:21:10,912 --> 01:21:12,205 Oh, you need to see this. 1410 01:21:18,962 --> 01:21:20,296 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1411 01:21:20,755 --> 01:21:22,674 (DEVICE POWERING Up) (GROANING) 1412 01:21:22,966 --> 01:21:24,092 (BEEPING) 1413 01:21:36,479 --> 01:21:337,981 (EARS RINGING) 1414 01:22:20,815 --> 01:22:22,150 (PANTING) 1415 01:22:45,465 --> 01:22:47,258 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1416 01:23:01,898 --> 01:23:03,316 (GUNS COCKING) 1417 01:23:09,280 --> 01:23:11,115 GALAHAD: What did you do to me? 1418 01:23:11,449 --> 01:23:13,076 I had no control. 1419 01:23:14,410 --> 01:23:15,870 I killed all those people. 1420 01:23:17,830 --> 01:23:19,040 I wanted to. 1421 01:23:19,207 --> 01:23:20,291 Clever, isn't it? 1422 01:23:20,458 --> 01:23:23,169 In simple terms, it's a neurological wave... 1423 01:23:23,336 --> 01:23:24,976 that triggers the centers of aggression... 1424 01:23:25,046 --> 01:23:26,756 and switches off inhibitors. 1425 01:23:27,298 --> 01:23:29,138 Transmitted through your nasty, free SIM cards, 1426 01:23:29,217 --> 01:23:30,218 I assume. 1427 01:23:33,471 --> 01:23:35,348 Do you know what this is like? 1428 01:23:35,556 --> 01:23:38,810 It's like those old movies we both love. 1429 01:23:38,976 --> 01:23:42,063 Now, I'm going to tell you my whole plan... 1430 01:23:42,230 --> 01:23:43,231 and then I'm going to come up 1431 01:23:43,314 --> 01:23:45,483 with some absurd and convoluted way to kill you... 1432 01:23:45,650 --> 01:23:48,277 and you'll find an equally convoluted way to escape. 1433 01:23:49,362 --> 01:23:50,822 Sounds good to me. 1434 01:23:51,572 --> 01:23:53,700 Well, this ain't that kind of movie. 1435 01:23:57,328 --> 01:23:59,831 No! 1436 01:24:07,964 --> 01:24:09,674 VALENTINE: Is he dead? 1437 01:24:09,841 --> 01:24:12,301 That tends to happen when you shoot someone in the head. 1438 01:24:12,510 --> 01:24:13,636 It feels good, right? 1439 01:24:14,095 --> 01:24:16,215 No, no, it does not feel good. It feels fucking awful. 1440 01:24:16,347 --> 01:24:18,641 What? You just killed how many people in that church? 1441 01:24:18,808 --> 01:24:19,809 This is one guy. 1442 01:24:19,934 --> 01:24:21,936 No, no, they killed each other. 1443 01:24:24,814 --> 01:24:26,733 Okay, send out the countdown clock. 1444 01:24:26,899 --> 01:24:29,569 This party starts tomorrow. 1445 01:24:37,618 --> 01:24:38,870 (EXHALES) 1446 01:25:04,228 --> 01:25:05,605 Arthur? 1447 01:25:07,732 --> 01:25:09,233 Are you there? 1448 01:25:09,525 --> 01:25:11,694 ARTHUR: (ON SPEAKER) Sadly, I am. 1449 01:25:12,069 --> 01:25:15,531 Assemble the Kingsmen. 1450 01:25:19,285 --> 01:25:20,953 GALAHAD: Can't you see that everything I've done 1451 01:25:21,037 --> 01:25:23,372 has been about trying to repay him? 1452 01:25:43,893 --> 01:25:46,270 GALAHAD: I see a young man with potential... 1453 01:25:47,063 --> 01:25:49,732 Who wants to do something good with his life. 1454 01:26:06,415 --> 01:26:08,751 Arthur, Harry's dead. 1455 01:26:09,418 --> 01:26:11,838 Galahad is dead. 1456 01:26:12,004 --> 01:26:14,423 Hence, we have just drunk a toast to him. 1457 01:26:15,091 --> 01:26:17,635 Well, then you know what that psycho's doing. 1458 01:26:17,802 --> 01:26:20,429 How many people around the world have got those SIM cards? 1459 01:26:20,596 --> 01:26:22,974 Valentine can send his signal to any of them, all of them. 1460 01:26:23,140 --> 01:26:25,184 If they all go homicidal at the same time then... 1461 01:26:25,351 --> 01:26:27,645 ARTHUR: Indeed, and thanks to Galahad's recordings... 1462 01:26:27,812 --> 01:26:30,439 we have Valentine's confession. 1463 01:26:30,606 --> 01:26:33,985 The intelligence has been passed on to the relevant authorities. 1464 01:26:34,151 --> 01:26:35,486 Our work is complete... 1465 01:26:35,653 --> 01:26:37,405 and a most distinguished legacy 1466 01:26:37,488 --> 01:26:40,116 for our fallen friend, it is, too. 1467 01:26:40,950 --> 01:26:42,118 And that's it? 1468 01:26:43,286 --> 01:26:44,453 Come sit down, boy. 1469 01:26:47,832 --> 01:26:52,837 This is an 1815 Napoleonic brandy. 1470 01:26:53,880 --> 01:26:57,133 And we only drink it when we lose a Kingsman. 1471 01:26:57,800 --> 01:27:00,803 Galahad was very fond of you. 1472 01:27:02,972 --> 01:27:05,391 And on this occasion... 1473 01:27:05,558 --> 01:27:08,895 I think it's acceptable for us to bend the rules a little. 1474 01:27:11,314 --> 01:27:12,481 Are these all Kingsmen? 1475 01:27:12,648 --> 01:27:14,984 ARTHUR: Yes, they're founder members. 1476 01:27:16,360 --> 01:27:18,404 I want you to join me in a toast. 1477 01:27:20,656 --> 01:27:22,658 To Galahad. 1478 01:27:23,659 --> 01:27:25,161 To Galahad. 1479 01:27:29,707 --> 01:27:32,335 Harry says you don't like to break rules, Arthur. 1480 01:27:32,835 --> 01:27:33,920 Why now? 1481 01:27:34,086 --> 01:27:35,338 You're very good, Eggsy. 1482 01:27:35,504 --> 01:27:39,091 Perhaps I will make you my proposal for Galahad's position. 1483 01:27:40,009 --> 01:27:42,720 Provided, of course, that we can see eye to eye... 1484 01:27:42,887 --> 01:27:45,014 on certain political matters. 1485 01:27:47,850 --> 01:27:48,935 Can you guess... 1486 01:27:49,018 --> 01:27:50,019 (POWERING UP) 1487 01:27:50,519 --> 01:27:52,104 what this is? 1488 01:27:52,271 --> 01:27:53,940 I don't have to. Harry showed me. 1489 01:27:54,106 --> 01:27:55,608 You click it. I die. 1490 01:27:55,775 --> 01:27:57,568 I thought that brandy tasted a bit shit. 1491 01:27:58,027 --> 01:28:00,196 (CHUCKLES) Bravo. 1492 01:28:00,863 --> 01:28:04,033 Valentine won you over, somehow. 1493 01:28:04,200 --> 01:28:07,036 Once he explained, I understood. 1494 01:28:07,203 --> 01:28:08,563 VALENTINE: When you get a virus... 1495 01:28:08,746 --> 01:28:09,956 you get a fever. 1496 01:28:10,122 --> 01:28:14,126 That's the human body raising its core temperature to kill the virus. 1497 01:28:14,293 --> 01:28:16,545 Planet Earth works the same way. 1498 01:28:16,712 --> 01:28:18,631 Global warming is the fever. 1499 01:28:18,798 --> 01:28:21,592 Mankind is the virus. 1500 01:28:21,759 --> 01:28:24,136 We're making our planet sick. 1501 01:28:24,303 --> 01:28:26,889 A cull is our only hope. 1502 01:28:27,056 --> 01:28:29,308 If we don't reduce our population ourselves... 1503 01:28:29,475 --> 01:28:32,061 there is only one of two ways this can go. 1504 01:28:32,228 --> 01:28:36,482 The host kills the virus, or the virus kills the host. 1505 01:28:36,732 --> 01:28:37,733 Either way... 1506 01:28:37,817 --> 01:28:40,277 The result is the same. 1507 01:28:40,444 --> 01:28:42,071 The virus dies. 1508 01:28:43,155 --> 01:28:46,575 So Valentine's gonna take care of the population problem himself. 1509 01:28:46,742 --> 01:28:49,245 Well, if we don't do something, nature will. 1510 01:28:49,412 --> 01:28:53,749 Sometimes a culling is the only way to ensure that this species survives... 1511 01:28:54,458 --> 01:28:56,585 and history will see Valentine... 1512 01:28:56,752 --> 01:28:59,005 as the man who saved humanity from extinction. 1513 01:28:59,588 --> 01:29:02,925 And he gets to pick and choose who gets culled, does he? 1514 01:29:03,092 --> 01:29:04,301 All his rich mates, they get to live... 1515 01:29:04,468 --> 01:29:06,971 and anyone he thinks is worth saving, he's keeping them safe... 1516 01:29:07,138 --> 01:29:09,098 whether they agree with him or not. 1517 01:29:09,265 --> 01:29:11,434 And you, Eggsy. 1518 01:29:11,976 --> 01:29:13,936 In Harry's honor... 1519 01:29:14,103 --> 01:29:18,774 I am inviting you to be part of a new world. 1520 01:29:20,860 --> 01:29:23,154 It's time to make your decision. 1521 01:29:30,036 --> 01:29:31,996 I'd rather be with Harry. 1522 01:29:32,538 --> 01:29:33,539 Thanks. 1523 01:29:34,290 --> 01:29:35,666 So be it. 1524 01:29:36,167 --> 01:29:37,209 (CLICKS) 1525 01:29:50,056 --> 01:29:51,182 (GROANING) 1526 01:29:51,974 --> 01:29:55,227 The problem with us common types... 1527 01:29:55,394 --> 01:29:56,979 is that we're light-fingered. 1528 01:29:58,189 --> 01:29:59,899 Kingsman's taught me a lot... 1529 01:30:00,066 --> 01:30:01,317 but sleight of hand... 1530 01:30:01,984 --> 01:30:03,736 Yes, they're founder members. 1531 01:30:04,612 --> 01:30:06,280 (ARTHUR BREATHING HEAVILY) 1532 01:30:06,363 --> 01:30:07,656 I had that down already. 1533 01:30:09,992 --> 01:30:13,579 You dirty little fucking... 1534 01:30:13,746 --> 01:30:14,914 prick. 1535 01:30:14,997 --> 01:30:16,165 (THUDS) 1536 01:30:36,143 --> 01:30:38,020 (CELL PHONE BEEPING) 1537 01:30:49,448 --> 01:30:51,200 It's okay, Lancelot. Put it down. 1538 01:30:52,368 --> 01:30:53,911 It's verified. 1539 01:30:56,288 --> 01:30:58,874 Arthur's phone is receiving update texts about getting to safety. 1540 01:30:59,041 --> 01:31:00,793 We don't have a lot of time. What are you going to do? 1541 01:31:00,960 --> 01:31:03,087 The question is, what are we going to do? 1542 01:31:03,254 --> 01:31:05,965 God knows who's in Valentine's pocket and who's not. 1543 01:31:06,632 --> 01:31:08,134 We have no choice. 1544 01:31:09,218 --> 01:31:11,303 We are gonna have to deal with this ourselves. 1545 01:31:14,723 --> 01:31:16,058 Follow me. 1546 01:31:34,952 --> 01:31:36,245 What the fuck is this? 1547 01:31:36,412 --> 01:31:38,247 I have no idea. 1548 01:31:39,248 --> 01:31:40,416 What you're playing with... 1549 01:31:43,583 --> 01:31:43,294 is a prototype personal transatmospheric vehicle. 1550 01:31:43,460 --> 01:31:45,754 It was developed as part of Reagan's Star Wars project. 1551 01:31:45,921 --> 01:31:48,841 It's pretty basic, but it should still work. 1552 01:31:49,091 --> 01:31:51,468 We're gonna take out one of Valentine's satellites. 1553 01:31:51,844 --> 01:31:54,305 We're gonna break the chain, stop the signal. 1554 01:31:54,471 --> 01:31:56,391 It'll take him a couple of hours to reroute it... 1555 01:31:56,807 --> 01:32:01,187 which buys us enough time for you to get me into Valentine's mainframe... 1556 01:32:01,353 --> 01:32:03,147 so I can shut it down. 1557 01:32:03,314 --> 01:32:05,608 Lancelot, you're going to be using it. 1558 01:32:05,774 --> 01:32:07,151 Get into your halo suit. 1559 01:32:19,663 --> 01:32:22,063 PILOT: Swedish Prime Minister, requesting permission to land. 1560 01:32:27,546 --> 01:32:29,298 MAN: (ON RADIO) Permission granted. 1561 01:32:32,885 --> 01:32:35,387 Please. Thank you. 1562 01:32:35,554 --> 01:32:37,640 VALENTINE: How many more are we expecting? 1563 01:32:37,806 --> 01:32:39,286 Not many. Most have their own bunkers. 1564 01:32:39,308 --> 01:32:42,645 I figure we're just getting the really nervous ones. 1565 01:32:42,895 --> 01:32:44,897 WOMAN: Welcome, Prime Minister. 1566 01:32:46,190 --> 01:32:49,151 MERLIN: It seems the implant can emit some kind of counter signal... 1567 01:32:49,318 --> 01:32:52,988 To ensure the wearer remains unaffected by the waves from the SIM cards. 1568 01:32:53,155 --> 01:32:55,199 The waves that turn everyone into a psycho killer. 1569 01:32:55,366 --> 01:32:57,910 Quite. But what he probably didn't tell anyone... 1570 01:32:58,077 --> 01:33:02,331 is it can also super heat their soft tissue at his command. 1571 01:33:02,498 --> 01:33:06,669 Valentine selected his chosen few to get the countdown warning... 1572 01:33:06,835 --> 01:33:09,672 but he had to be sure they didn't blab to the wrong people beforehand. 1573 01:33:09,838 --> 01:33:11,548 How does this help us right now? 1574 01:33:12,508 --> 01:33:13,509 It doesn't. 1575 01:33:13,884 --> 01:33:15,261 Roxy, here we go! 1576 01:33:28,190 --> 01:33:31,777 MERLIN: The higher you go, the more the balloons expand. 1577 01:33:31,944 --> 01:33:33,779 When you reach the edge of the atmosphere... 1578 01:33:33,946 --> 01:33:36,073 they'll explode. 1579 01:33:36,240 --> 01:33:38,242 You'll need to deploy your missile just before that, okay? 1580 01:33:38,409 --> 01:33:39,743 Edge of the atmosphere. 1581 01:33:439,910 --> 01:33:43,205 And once you've deployed, you'll need to release for descent, fast. 1582 01:33:44,206 --> 01:33:45,457 Good luck. 1583 01:33:47,793 --> 01:33:49,795 You can do this, okay? Yeah. 1584 01:33:49,962 --> 01:33:52,756 Eggsy, come on. Time is not our friend. 1585 01:34:15,237 --> 01:34:17,239 You're getting in on Arthur's invitation. 1586 01:34:17,406 --> 01:34:18,615 You're gonna need to blend in. 1587 01:34:18,782 --> 01:34:19,908 I'm supposed to be Arthur? 1588 01:34:20,075 --> 01:34:23,078 His invitation is in his phone. You give them this. 1589 01:34:23,245 --> 01:34:24,663 Give his real name, Chester King. 1590 01:34:24,747 --> 01:34:25,748 What about you? 1591 01:34:25,914 --> 01:34:27,333 I'm your pilot. I'm gonna stay here. 1592 01:34:28,417 --> 01:34:29,501 Is that gonna fit me? 1593 01:34:29,668 --> 01:34:32,171 A bespoke suit always fits. 1594 01:34:32,338 --> 01:34:34,131 Just be grateful Harry had it made for you. 1595 01:34:35,090 --> 01:34:36,091 Get dressed. 1596 01:34:37,551 --> 01:34:38,831 What the fuck's wrong with them? 1597 01:34:38,927 --> 01:34:41,680 I don't know. Could have something to do with the mass genocide. 1598 01:34:41,847 --> 01:34:43,766 Give me the mic. 1599 01:34:45,601 --> 01:34:47,144 Hey-oh! 1600 01:34:47,311 --> 01:34:50,230 Everybody, listen up! Hello, hello! 1601 01:34:50,397 --> 01:34:52,608 What the fuck is wrong with you people? 1602 01:34:52,775 --> 01:34:55,611 I just wanna remind you that today... 1603 01:34:55,778 --> 01:34:58,364 is a day of celebration. 1604 01:34:59,198 --> 01:35:02,701 We must put aside all thoughts of death... 1605 01:35:02,868 --> 01:35:04,745 and focus on birth. 1606 01:35:05,829 --> 01:35:08,248 The birth of a new age. 1607 01:35:09,458 --> 01:35:14,421 We mustn't mourn those who give their lives today. 1608 01:35:14,588 --> 01:35:16,548 We should honor their sacrifice... 1609 01:35:16,715 --> 01:35:18,717 Has she got my number to call me back? I got a new phone. 1610 01:35:18,884 --> 01:35:20,469 ...and their roles... (BAT CRACKING) 1611 01:35:20,552 --> 01:35:22,352 ...in saving the human race. (CROWD CHEERING) 1612 01:35:22,429 --> 01:35:23,931 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 1613 01:35:24,473 --> 01:35:28,143 We must put aside doubt and guilt. 1614 01:35:28,268 --> 01:35:29,311 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1615 01:35:29,561 --> 01:35:33,107 You are the chosen people. 1616 01:35:34,733 --> 01:35:38,195 When folks tell their kids the story of Noah's Ark... 1617 01:35:38,362 --> 01:35:40,155 Is Noah the bad guy? CROWD: No! 1618 01:35:40,322 --> 01:35:42,324 Is God the bad guy? 1619 01:35:42,449 --> 01:35:43,449 CROWD: No! 1620 01:35:43,492 --> 01:35:45,828 How about the animals marching two by two? 1621 01:35:45,911 --> 01:35:47,663 CROWD: No! Of course not! 1622 01:35:48,163 --> 01:35:50,124 (LAUGHING) Yeah, that's it! 1623 01:35:50,290 --> 01:35:54,086 Let's turn those frowns upside down. 1624 01:35:54,253 --> 01:35:56,088 Eat, drink... 1625 01:35:56,255 --> 01:35:57,923 and party. 1626 01:35:59,508 --> 01:36:00,884 (ALL CHEERING) 1627 01:36:00,968 --> 01:36:03,512 And I will see you all in the new age. 1628 01:36:10,269 --> 01:36:11,687 (TICKING) 1629 01:36:28,745 --> 01:36:30,873 EGGSY: Rox, it's me. 1630 01:36:31,373 --> 01:36:32,708 How's the view? 1631 01:36:35,544 --> 01:36:37,629 Hideous Mine's pretty sweet. 1632 01:36:37,796 --> 01:36:39,590 They made you one of these suits yet? 1633 01:36:39,673 --> 01:36:40,716 No, not yet. 1634 01:36:40,883 --> 01:36:43,218 You've got something to look forward to then. 1635 01:36:43,385 --> 01:36:45,971 We're coming up on Valentine's base. Gotta go. 1636 01:36:47,431 --> 01:36:48,724 Good luck. 1637 01:36:51,643 --> 01:36:52,853 (DOOR OPENS) 1638 01:36:56,398 --> 01:36:57,399 Looking good, Eggsy. 1639 01:37:00,068 --> 01:37:02,779 Feeling good, Merlin. 1640 01:37:08,076 --> 01:37:09,661 MERLIN: This is November-2-4-7-Charlie-Kilo... 1641 01:37:09,828 --> 01:37:12,247 requesting permission to land. 1642 01:37:15,250 --> 01:37:17,794 MAN: (ON RADIO) Permission is granted. 1643 01:37:21,465 --> 01:37:23,050 Fuck me. 1644 01:37:23,133 --> 01:37:24,218 Mmm-hmm. 1645 01:37:37,439 --> 01:37:38,941 (TIRES SQUEALING) 1646 01:37:50,452 --> 01:37:52,913 Eggsy, we're on. 1647 01:38:07,636 --> 01:38:08,637 Chester King. 1648 01:38:09,638 --> 01:38:11,598 Mr. King, welcome. 1649 01:38:11,974 --> 01:38:15,769 I'm sure you've adhered to Valentine's strict no-weapons policy... 1650 01:38:15,936 --> 01:38:17,971 but if you don't object... Of course. 1651 01:38:17,437 --> 01:38:18,647 Thank you. 1652 01:38:19,147 --> 01:38:21,275 Do you have any luggage? 1653 01:38:22,234 --> 01:38:23,335 Congratulations, Mycroft, 1654 01:38:23,518 --> 01:38:25,696 you just graduated from my pilot to my valet. 1655 01:38:26,321 --> 01:38:28,782 You cheeky... Understood? 1656 01:38:28,949 --> 01:38:30,200 Good. 1657 01:38:31,493 --> 01:38:33,120 Thank you. 1658 01:38:56,935 --> 01:38:58,312 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 1659 01:38:58,395 --> 01:39:01,940 MERLIN: (OVER RADIO) Eggsy, find a laptop, get me online. 1660 01:39:02,024 --> 01:39:03,025 The clock is ticking. 1661 01:39:04,192 --> 01:39:06,903 And remember, try to blend in. 1662 01:39:07,070 --> 01:39:09,031 Would sir care for a drink? 1663 01:39:09,656 --> 01:39:10,866 Martini. 1664 01:39:11,033 --> 01:39:13,201 Gin, not vodka, obviously. 1665 01:39:13,368 --> 01:39:17,080 Stirred for 10 seconds while glancing at an unopened bottle of Vermouth. 1666 01:39:17,706 --> 01:39:18,915 Thank you. 1667 01:39:19,374 --> 01:39:20,834 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1668 01:39:21,710 --> 01:39:23,503 Merlin, are you clocking this? 1669 01:39:23,712 --> 01:39:25,756 Yes, I am. Stay focused. 1670 01:39:26,381 --> 01:39:28,550 Lancelot, you're doing great. Not much further to go. 1671 01:39:29,259 --> 01:39:30,385 ROXY: Yes, Merlin. 1672 01:39:31,887 --> 01:39:34,181 MERLIN: Eggsy, get me online now. 1673 01:39:35,098 --> 01:39:36,099 EGGSY: Yep, I'm on it. 1674 01:39:37,267 --> 01:39:39,394 Lancelot, you're approaching your altitude limit. 1675 01:39:39,728 --> 01:39:41,521 Those balloons won't last much longer. 1676 01:39:42,397 --> 01:39:44,358 Prepare to engage missile. 1677 01:39:46,109 --> 01:39:47,653 (ALARM BEEPING) 1678 01:39:59,748 --> 01:40:00,957 Society's dead. 1679 01:40:01,416 --> 01:40:03,001 Long live society. 1680 01:40:03,085 --> 01:40:04,086 (LAUGHING) 1681 01:40:04,252 --> 01:40:05,587 Amen to that. 1682 01:40:07,047 --> 01:40:09,091 I'm Morten Lindström. Chester King. 1683 01:40:09,424 --> 01:40:10,759 How'd you get online? I couldn't. 1684 01:40:11,134 --> 01:40:12,219 Oh, well, it's a closed network, you see. 1685 01:40:12,302 --> 01:40:13,595 Pre-authorized connections only. 1686 01:40:13,679 --> 01:40:14,680 (CLICKS TONGUE) Ah. 1687 01:40:18,308 --> 01:40:19,601 ROXY: I've got a fix on the satellite. 1688 01:40:19,768 --> 01:40:20,894 EGGSY: Do you have the correct time? 1689 01:40:21,061 --> 01:40:22,229 I think I'm still in my last time zone. 1690 01:40:22,312 --> 01:40:23,814 Oh, yeah, yeah. Let's see now. 1691 01:40:34,741 --> 01:40:36,159 (BEEPING) 1692 01:40:37,911 --> 01:40:38,912 MERLIN: Eggsy, I'm in. 1693 01:40:39,079 --> 01:40:40,163 Get your arse back to the plane, now. 1694 01:40:40,330 --> 01:40:41,915 EGGSY: On my way. Lancelot, good luck! 1695 01:40:42,082 --> 01:40:44,251 Firing in 3... 2... 1696 01:40:46,670 --> 01:40:47,671 (GRUNTING) 1697 01:40:51,633 --> 01:40:52,634 Nice and slow. 1698 01:40:52,801 --> 01:40:53,969 Fuck are you doing here? 1699 01:40:54,136 --> 01:40:56,471 Well, my family were invited, obviously. 1700 01:40:56,638 --> 01:40:58,265 Now, get the fuck up! Slowly. 1701 01:40:59,474 --> 01:41:01,351 Oh, shit. Lancelot, hurry up and fire! 1702 01:41:01,518 --> 01:41:03,103 That other balloon is gonna blow! 1703 01:41:03,270 --> 01:41:06,314 ROXY: Yes, Merlin. I've nearly got it. Give me a second! 1704 01:41:06,398 --> 01:41:07,649 (BEEPING) 1705 01:41:08,191 --> 01:41:11,111 Valentine! I've caught a fucking spy! 1706 01:41:11,778 --> 01:41:12,821 V-Glass, zoom. 1707 01:41:12,988 --> 01:41:15,031 Oh, fuck! It's that young valet. 1708 01:41:16,283 --> 01:41:17,284 (GROANING) 1709 01:41:18,827 --> 01:41:20,537 (CROWD GASPING) Son of a bitch. 1710 01:41:21,121 --> 01:41:22,205 ROXY: Got it! 1711 01:41:28,170 --> 01:41:29,463 (SCREAMING) 1712 01:41:32,340 --> 01:41:33,633 Oh, shit. Sound the alarm! 1713 01:41:34,760 --> 01:41:36,094 (ALARM BEEPING) 1714 01:41:36,178 --> 01:41:37,258 I'm not taking any chances. 1715 01:41:37,387 --> 01:41:39,027 Okay, you send out the two-minute warning. 1716 01:41:39,055 --> 01:41:41,516 I'm starting the override. All right, let's do this. 1717 01:41:42,851 --> 01:41:44,571 GAZELLE: (OVER SPEAKER) Countdown initiated. 1718 01:41:54,196 --> 01:41:55,864 You see him? GAZELLE: Right here. 1719 01:41:58,950 --> 01:42:00,160 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1720 01:42:04,664 --> 01:42:05,916 MERLIN: Eggsy, take a left. 1721 01:42:06,708 --> 01:42:07,709 Two guards, up ahead. 1722 01:42:13,590 --> 01:42:14,758 (GROANING) 1723 01:42:20,055 --> 01:42:21,348 Lancelot! Release now! 1724 01:42:21,515 --> 01:42:22,516 (GRUNTING) 1725 01:42:28,688 --> 01:42:29,815 (GASPING) 1726 01:42:32,400 --> 01:42:34,194 MERLIN: Eggsy, straight ahead, then right. 1727 01:42:34,569 --> 01:42:35,570 There's two more. 1728 01:42:36,530 --> 01:42:37,531 (GRUNTING) 1729 01:42:39,282 --> 01:42:41,368 All right, everybody on your feet! 1730 01:42:41,535 --> 01:42:42,744 Countdown to V-day! 1731 01:42:42,911 --> 01:42:44,412 Welcome in the new age! 1732 01:42:52,796 --> 01:42:53,880 Flat spin. 1733 01:42:57,425 --> 01:42:58,426 (GROANING) 1734 01:43:09,062 --> 01:43:11,898 MERLIN: Eggsy, next left, down the narrow tunnel! 1735 01:43:20,657 --> 01:43:21,658 VALENTINE: Here we go! 1736 01:43:21,825 --> 01:43:22,826 10... 1737 01:43:23,451 --> 01:43:24,786 9... 1738 01:43:25,287 --> 01:43:26,288 8... 1739 01:43:26,955 --> 01:43:27,956 7... 1740 01:43:28,874 --> 01:43:29,975 6... 1741 01:43:30,542 --> 01:43:31,626 5... 1742 01:43:32,210 --> 01:43:33,211 4... 1743 01:43:34,212 --> 01:43:35,213 3... 1744 01:43:35,380 --> 01:43:36,381 2... 1745 01:43:37,132 --> 01:43:38,133 1! 1746 01:43:44,055 --> 01:43:45,891 Nice! Well done, both of you. 1747 01:43:46,641 --> 01:43:47,642 It's not working! 1748 01:43:47,809 --> 01:43:49,561 It's supposed to be working! What the fuck? 1749 01:43:49,544 --> 01:43:50,645 (STAMMERING) 1750 01:43:50,812 --> 01:43:51,813 (INDISTINCT MURMURING) 1751 01:43:53,773 --> 01:43:55,317 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1752 01:43:56,276 --> 01:43:57,319 EGGSY: Yes! 1753 01:43:57,485 --> 01:43:58,820 Well done, Rox. Good girl. 1754 01:44:01,156 --> 01:44:02,157 (BEEPING) 1755 01:44:02,240 --> 01:44:04,701 We've lost one of our satellites. 1756 01:44:10,415 --> 01:44:12,042 (COMPUTER BEEPING) 1757 01:44:14,252 --> 01:44:18,006 Oh, no, no. There's no way I can hack past that. 1758 01:44:20,300 --> 01:44:21,468 (PANTING) 1759 01:44:23,595 --> 01:44:24,596 What's going on? 1760 01:44:25,764 --> 01:44:26,848 Is there a problem? 1761 01:44:28,016 --> 01:44:29,351 Come on. There's no need for guns. 1762 01:44:29,517 --> 01:44:31,019 I'm just a pilot. 1763 01:44:32,520 --> 01:44:33,688 (GUN CLICKING) 1764 01:44:34,022 --> 01:44:35,065 Oh, fuck. Merlin! 1765 01:44:35,690 --> 01:44:36,691 (ALL GROANING) 1766 01:44:37,859 --> 01:44:39,444 Get in here! 1767 01:44:43,698 --> 01:44:44,866 Come on! 1768 01:44:47,327 --> 01:44:48,328 (PANTING) 1769 01:44:48,411 --> 01:44:49,746 Let's get the fuck out of here! 1770 01:44:49,913 --> 01:44:50,914 We can't. 1771 01:44:51,081 --> 01:44:52,540 I can't get into Valentine's machine. 1772 01:44:52,707 --> 01:44:54,292 He's got biometric security. 1773 01:44:55,710 --> 01:44:56,670 You're gonna have to get in there 1774 01:44:56,753 --> 01:44:59,089 and make sure his hand never touches that desk. 1775 01:44:59,255 --> 01:45:00,799 Are you taking the fucking piss? 1776 01:45:00,966 --> 01:45:02,217 I'm afraid not. 1777 01:45:03,009 --> 01:45:04,344 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 1778 01:45:05,387 --> 01:45:06,388 Let's have that then. 1779 01:45:06,471 --> 01:45:07,472 Uh-uh. 1780 01:45:08,056 --> 01:45:09,391 This is mine. 1781 01:45:09,891 --> 01:45:11,810 I'll show you yours. 1782 01:45:29,077 --> 01:45:30,078 Good choice. 1783 01:45:32,789 --> 01:45:34,332 VALENTINE: How long to re-link the satellite chain? 1784 01:45:34,499 --> 01:45:35,750 It'll take an hour, maybe two. 1785 01:45:35,917 --> 01:45:38,003 Bullshit! Just bring these two closer together. 1786 01:45:38,169 --> 01:45:39,504 But that's not yours. 1787 01:45:39,921 --> 01:45:40,922 (SCOFFS) 1788 01:45:45,176 --> 01:45:47,387 V-Glass, call E-man. (BEEPING) 1789 01:45:47,762 --> 01:45:49,097 E, it's V. 1790 01:45:49,264 --> 01:45:51,266 Listen, man, I got a little hiccup on this end. 1791 01:45:51,433 --> 01:45:52,434 I need to piggyback. 1792 01:45:52,600 --> 01:45:54,227 One of my satellites just went down, 1793 01:45:54,310 --> 01:45:56,604 but it's right next to one of yours. 1794 01:45:57,147 --> 01:45:58,606 You read my mind. 1795 01:45:59,274 --> 01:46:00,859 How long before you make that happen? 1796 01:46:03,945 --> 01:46:04,988 Go. 1797 01:46:09,159 --> 01:46:11,119 All right, we should be coming back online. 1798 01:46:13,955 --> 01:46:14,956 10 percent. 1799 01:46:17,834 --> 01:46:18,877 Oh, shit! 1800 01:46:19,044 --> 01:46:20,837 Eggsy, Valentine's using someone else's satellite. 1801 01:46:21,004 --> 01:46:22,964 He's going to reconnect the chain. 1802 01:46:23,131 --> 01:46:24,611 It's going to take him no time at all. 1803 01:46:25,550 --> 01:46:26,634 It's at 20 percent. 1804 01:46:44,569 --> 01:46:47,822 Eggsy, it seems Valentine's got a present for you. Get a move on! 1805 01:46:50,658 --> 01:46:51,951 (SNAPPING FINGERS) 1806 01:47:00,335 --> 01:47:01,669 (ALL SCREAMING) 1807 01:47:16,518 --> 01:47:17,560 (BEEPING) 1808 01:47:21,356 --> 01:47:22,732 ls that Kingsman kid dead yet? 1809 01:47:22,941 --> 01:47:24,567 Not yet, but he will be soon. 1810 01:47:24,734 --> 01:47:26,444 VALENTINE: Good. 1811 01:47:35,245 --> 01:47:36,246 (PANTING) 1812 01:47:39,374 --> 01:47:40,375 Merlin, I'm fucked. 1813 01:47:53,596 --> 01:47:54,597 As am I. 1814 01:47:54,764 --> 01:47:57,100 They're coming at me from both sides. I'm out of options. 1815 01:47:57,559 --> 01:48:00,395 Rox, I need a favor. 1816 01:48:00,562 --> 01:48:01,604 Call my mum. 1817 01:48:01,771 --> 01:48:03,331 Tell her to lock herself away from Dean. 1818 01:48:03,982 --> 01:48:04,983 And the baby... 1819 01:48:06,609 --> 01:48:07,610 and tell her I love her. 1820 01:48:16,578 --> 01:48:17,829 Oh, for fuck's sake. 1821 01:48:22,167 --> 01:48:25,336 Merlin, remember those implants you said were of no use to us? 1822 01:48:27,130 --> 01:48:28,410 Any chance you can turn them on? 1823 01:48:31,801 --> 01:48:32,802 All right. 1824 01:48:32,969 --> 01:48:35,430 My turn to play, Valentine. 1825 01:48:43,938 --> 01:48:45,106 VALENTINE: Oh, no! 1826 01:48:45,273 --> 01:48:47,692 What the fuck is he doing? I can't stop this. 1827 01:48:53,740 --> 01:48:54,824 (INHALES DEEPLY) 1828 01:49:01,122 --> 01:49:02,165 Yes, please. 1829 01:49:05,835 --> 01:49:07,003 No! 1830 01:49:13,968 --> 01:49:15,470 (FANFARE PLAYING) 1831 01:50:03,768 --> 01:50:05,853 MERLIN: Oh, my God! 1832 01:50:06,020 --> 01:50:08,022 That is fucking spectacular! 1833 01:50:08,189 --> 01:50:10,066 Merlin, you're a fucking genius! 1834 01:50:10,149 --> 01:50:11,192 (BANGING ON DOOR) 1835 01:50:11,276 --> 01:50:14,279 PRINCESS TILDE: What the fuck is happening out there? 1836 01:50:14,612 --> 01:50:16,030 (BANGING CONTINUES) 1837 01:50:18,574 --> 01:50:19,867 Aren't you that princess who went missing? 1838 01:50:20,034 --> 01:50:21,077 Can you get me out? 1839 01:50:21,703 --> 01:50:23,621 If I do, will you give me a kiss? 1840 01:50:23,788 --> 01:50:25,268 I've always wanted to kiss a princess. 1841 01:50:25,373 --> 01:50:27,933 If you get me out right now, I'll give you more than just a kiss. 1842 01:50:29,627 --> 01:50:30,878 VALENTINE: (OVER PA) You motherfucker. 1843 01:50:31,045 --> 01:50:32,880 Did you really think I was stupid enough... 1844 01:50:33,047 --> 01:50:35,216 to implant one of those things in my own head? 1845 01:50:35,675 --> 01:50:37,218 What are you, fucking crazy? 1846 01:50:38,177 --> 01:50:40,471 All those innocent people killed and for what? 1847 01:50:41,347 --> 01:50:44,183 You didn't stop shit! 1848 01:50:45,560 --> 01:50:47,562 Fine, I've locked the door. What do you want me to do now? 1849 01:50:47,729 --> 01:50:50,565 As I said, put your daughter in the bathroom and throw away the key. 1850 01:50:51,357 --> 01:50:53,735 It's still happening! 1851 01:50:53,901 --> 01:50:55,069 You're fucking insane! 1852 01:50:55,236 --> 01:50:56,362 ROXY: Just do it. 1853 01:51:03,870 --> 01:51:05,621 (DISCO MUSIC PLAYING) 1854 01:51:07,582 --> 01:51:09,417 (BEEPING) 1855 01:51:15,381 --> 01:51:17,091 (BEEPING INTENSIFIES) 1856 01:51:23,681 --> 01:51:25,081 MERLIN: Eggsy, the signal's started! 1857 01:51:25,183 --> 01:51:28,353 Get Valentine's hand off that bloody desk now! 1858 01:51:28,519 --> 01:51:29,520 Sorry, love. 1859 01:51:29,854 --> 01:51:30,938 Got to save the world. 1860 01:51:32,277 --> 01:51:34,195 I'll be right back. 1861 01:51:35,572 --> 01:51:36,573 Good luck! 1862 01:51:43,288 --> 01:51:44,289 London. 1863 01:51:48,209 --> 01:51:49,836 (TIRES SQUEALING) 1864 01:51:51,421 --> 01:51:52,839 (CROWD CLAMORING) 1865 01:51:59,470 --> 01:52:00,763 (ALL GRUNTING) 1866 01:52:03,057 --> 01:52:04,058 (GRUNTING) 1867 01:52:04,475 --> 01:52:05,560 (SCREAMING) 1868 01:52:12,775 --> 01:52:13,775 GAZELLE: (CHUCKLES) Rio. 1869 01:52:13,818 --> 01:52:15,778 (DISCO MUSIC CONTINUES) 1870 01:52:20,033 --> 01:52:22,035 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 1871 01:52:29,667 --> 01:52:30,668 Get down! 1872 01:52:31,336 --> 01:52:32,337 (MUSIC STOPS) 1873 01:52:32,670 --> 01:52:33,671 You did it! 1874 01:52:37,634 --> 01:52:38,674 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS) 1875 01:52:40,511 --> 01:52:41,512 (GUNFIRE) 1876 01:52:43,264 --> 01:52:45,183 The glass is not gonna hold long. 1877 01:52:46,851 --> 01:52:48,478 You stay here. 1878 01:52:50,688 --> 01:52:51,856 Merlin, quickly, how do I get up there? 1879 01:52:52,190 --> 01:52:54,108 Keep shooting, I'll find a route. Understood. 1880 01:53:10,667 --> 01:53:11,751 Holy fuck! 1881 01:53:22,887 --> 01:53:23,888 (EGGSY GROANING) 1882 01:53:24,847 --> 01:53:25,848 (PANTING) 1883 01:53:27,392 --> 01:53:28,393 (MUSIC RESUMES) 1884 01:53:30,269 --> 01:53:31,562 We're back up. 1885 01:53:32,438 --> 01:53:33,731 We're back up! 1886 01:53:35,858 --> 01:53:36,859 (ALL CLAMORING) 1887 01:53:40,738 --> 01:53:42,448 This is great! (LAUGHING) 1888 01:53:46,744 --> 01:53:47,745 (GRUNTING) 1889 01:53:48,705 --> 01:53:49,706 (CRYING) 1890 01:53:50,498 --> 01:53:51,499 MERLIN: Eggsy! 1891 01:53:51,582 --> 01:53:53,126 Fucking get on with it! 1892 01:53:53,292 --> 01:53:54,502 Kick his ass, Gazy! 1893 01:53:57,422 --> 01:53:59,590 Baby, give it up. Give it up 1894 01:53:59,757 --> 01:54:01,050 Baby, give it up 1895 01:54:01,134 --> 01:54:03,928 Seoul, Caracas, Mumbai! 1896 01:54:04,846 --> 01:54:07,348 Baby, give it up. Give it up 1897 01:54:07,432 --> 01:54:09,434 Baby, give it up 1898 01:54:12,311 --> 01:54:14,772 Kill that motherfucker! He killed all our friends! 1899 01:54:23,823 --> 01:54:24,824 (GRUNTING) 1900 01:54:32,165 --> 01:54:34,167 Eggsy, the world is going to shit! 1901 01:54:39,839 --> 01:54:40,840 (GRUNTING) (BABY CRYING) 1902 01:54:43,551 --> 01:54:45,636 ls he dead yet? Not yet! 1903 01:54:45,803 --> 01:54:47,889 Stop playing with your food! 1904 01:54:48,056 --> 01:54:49,057 Kill him! 1905 01:54:58,566 --> 01:54:59,567 (GRUNTING) 1906 01:55:07,700 --> 01:55:08,701 (PANTING) 1907 01:55:10,661 --> 01:55:11,662 (YELLING) 1908 01:55:28,471 --> 01:55:29,472 (CLICKING) 1909 01:56:04,382 --> 01:56:05,383 (CHOKING) 1910 01:56:07,176 --> 01:56:08,553 Gazelle! 1911 01:56:10,388 --> 01:56:11,556 Gazelle! 1912 01:56:19,105 --> 01:56:20,106 (CRYING) 1913 01:56:21,190 --> 01:56:22,900 Come on! Come on! 1914 01:56:25,528 --> 01:56:26,529 Kill him! 1915 01:56:32,201 --> 01:56:33,202 (CRYING CONTINUES) 1916 01:56:39,167 --> 01:56:40,168 (GRUNTING) 1917 01:56:40,751 --> 01:56:41,752 (GROANS) 1918 01:56:43,880 --> 01:56:45,298 (LAUGHING) Hey! (GASPS) 1919 01:56:49,844 --> 01:56:50,845 (GROANING) 1920 01:56:51,846 --> 01:56:52,847 (GAGS) 1921 01:56:57,685 --> 01:56:58,686 (COUGHING) 1922 01:57:08,070 --> 01:57:09,071 (THUDS) 1923 01:57:09,947 --> 01:57:11,449 MERLIN: Well done, son! 1924 01:57:11,782 --> 01:57:13,743 Whoo! Yes! 1925 01:57:13,910 --> 01:57:15,077 Yes, Eggsy! 1926 01:57:15,244 --> 01:57:16,787 Well done, Eggsy! 1927 01:57:17,288 --> 01:57:18,456 And you, Lancelot. 1928 01:57:21,209 --> 01:57:23,794 I'm so sorry. Mummy would never hurt you. 1929 01:57:24,420 --> 01:57:27,465 Mummy would never hurt you. I'm so sorry. 1930 01:57:29,967 --> 01:57:30,968 Are you okay? 1931 01:57:32,220 --> 01:57:33,221 (SIGHS IN RELIEF) 1932 01:57:34,764 --> 01:57:36,641 Harry would be proud of you, Eggsy. 1933 01:57:37,975 --> 01:57:39,060 He was right. 1934 01:57:54,492 --> 01:57:55,785 What's up, man? 1935 01:57:56,160 --> 01:57:59,497 Is this the part where you say some really bad pun? 1936 01:58:00,998 --> 01:58:03,000 Well, it's like you said to Harry. 1937 01:58:06,170 --> 01:58:08,506 This ain't that kind of movie, bruv. 1938 01:58:10,007 --> 01:58:11,425 Perfect. 1939 01:58:15,346 --> 01:58:16,973 (SLOW SONG PLAYING) 1940 01:58:32,321 --> 01:58:33,489 Eggsy, where are you going? 1941 01:58:33,656 --> 01:58:35,896 There's no need for champagne. We got loads in the plane. 1942 01:58:43,040 --> 01:58:44,125 Did you save the world? 1943 01:58:44,709 --> 01:58:46,168 Yes, I did. 1944 01:58:47,503 --> 01:58:50,298 So, you gonna come in? 1945 01:58:51,048 --> 01:58:52,550 Yes, I am. 1946 01:58:54,635 --> 01:58:56,595 Slave to love 1947 01:58:58,014 --> 01:58:59,890 Merlin, the cell's locked. How do I get in? 1948 01:59:02,184 --> 01:59:03,728 MERLIN: 26-25. 1949 01:59:06,731 --> 01:59:07,732 (DOOR BUZZING) 1950 01:59:08,065 --> 01:59:10,651 Merlin, you're the guvnor. 1951 01:59:12,862 --> 01:59:15,239 MERLIN: You owe me, Eggsy. 1952 01:59:20,870 --> 01:59:21,912 Eggsy? 1953 01:59:26,167 --> 01:59:27,168 Oh. 1954 01:59:27,918 --> 01:59:29,587 Oh, my word. 1955 01:59:32,673 --> 01:59:35,217 The storm is breaking 1956 01:59:35,968 --> 01:59:38,012 Or so it seems 1957 01:59:39,180 --> 01:59:41,849 We're too young to reason 1958 01:59:41,974 --> 01:59:44,435 Too grown up to dream 1959 01:59:45,686 --> 01:59:48,314 Now spring is turning 1960 01:59:49,231 --> 01:59:51,025 Your face to mine 1961 01:59:52,193 --> 01:59:54,278 I can hear your laughter 1962 01:59:55,196 --> 01:59:56,697 I can see your smile 1963 01:59:56,781 --> 01:59:58,574 Slave to love 1964 02:00:03,162 --> 02:00:04,705 Slave to love 1965 02:00:05,623 --> 02:00:07,291 I can't escape 1966 02:00:08,292 --> 02:00:11,212 I'm a slave to love Slave to love 1967 02:00:16,801 --> 02:00:19,345 Michelle, turn that shit off. It's doing my nut in. 1968 02:00:19,512 --> 02:00:20,554 (SIGHS) 1969 02:00:20,638 --> 02:00:22,139 EGGSY: I rather like that song. 1970 02:00:22,681 --> 02:00:24,266 Leave it on, eh, Mum? 1971 02:00:28,020 --> 02:00:29,939 Mugsy's back. 1972 02:00:30,064 --> 02:00:32,464 You've finally come to have that word with me, have you, son? 1973 02:00:32,858 --> 02:00:34,178 Or are you gonna run away again... 1974 02:00:34,318 --> 02:00:35,903 and pretend you're going to court, dressed like that? 1975 02:00:36,362 --> 02:00:37,738 Oh, you mean this? 1976 02:00:39,281 --> 02:00:40,574 No. 1977 02:00:41,200 --> 02:00:44,495 I know this bloke who's just taken over a tailor shop on Savile Row. 1978 02:00:45,579 --> 02:00:47,164 He's given me a job, Mum. 1979 02:00:47,873 --> 02:00:49,166 It comes with a lot of perks. 1980 02:00:50,543 --> 02:00:51,877 Including a house. 1981 02:00:53,045 --> 02:00:54,880 Come and live with me there, Mum. 1982 02:00:55,464 --> 02:00:56,464 Come on. 1983 02:00:56,507 --> 02:00:57,508 Sit down, you. 1984 02:00:58,843 --> 02:01:01,083 Only place she'll be visiting is you in fucking hospital. 1985 02:01:01,178 --> 02:01:02,972 Do you hear? MICHELLE: Just leave him alone, Dean! 1986 02:01:03,139 --> 02:01:05,391 Eggsy, just go. Please, just go, babe. 1987 02:01:06,851 --> 02:01:08,144 All right. 1988 02:01:08,310 --> 02:01:09,854 That's it, do as Mummy says. 1989 02:01:10,020 --> 02:01:11,355 Why don't you ask that tailor friend of yours, 1990 02:01:11,439 --> 02:01:12,857 and knock up a nice chicken costume. 1991 02:01:13,023 --> 02:01:14,400 It'll suit you, you mug. 1992 02:01:16,652 --> 02:01:19,447 As a good friend once said... 1993 02:01:20,739 --> 02:01:21,866 "Manners..." 1994 02:01:23,784 --> 02:01:24,785 "maketh..." 1995 02:01:27,329 --> 02:01:28,330 "man." 1996 02:01:29,206 --> 02:01:31,542 Dean? Shut the fuck up. 1997 02:01:31,709 --> 02:01:34,128 DEAN: Eggsy, I'm gonna shove your manners up your fucking... 1998 02:01:40,092 --> 02:01:41,093 So... 1999 02:01:41,343 --> 02:01:45,347 are we gonna stand around here all day, or are we gonna fight? 2000 02:01:50,269 --> 02:01:52,062 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 2001 02:01:57,067 --> 02:01:58,486 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 2002 02:02:11,123 --> 02:02:14,251 ♪ You said whatever ♪ ♪ you put out there ♪ 2003 02:02:14,543 --> 02:02:16,420 ♪ Whatever you put out there ♪ 2004 02:02:16,504 --> 02:02:18,547 ♪ Is gonna come back ♪ 2005 02:02:19,340 --> 02:02:22,384 ♪ You said whenever you are ready ♪ 2006 02:02:22,468 --> 02:02:26,597 ♪ Whenever you are ready ♪ ♪ Just let it all out ♪ 2007 02:02:27,640 --> 02:02:30,643 ♪ I know 'cause the ♪ ♪ enemy inside me ♪ 2008 02:02:30,726 --> 02:02:34,772 ♪ 'Cause the enemy inside me ♪ ♪ is holding me back ♪ 2009 02:02:35,439 --> 02:02:39,026 ♪ But we know there's ♪ ♪ something in the silence ♪ 2010 02:02:39,109 --> 02:02:41,946 ♪ There's something in the silence ♪ 2011 02:02:42,279 --> 02:02:43,864 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 2012 02:02:50,329 --> 02:02:51,956 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 2013 02:02:58,629 --> 02:03:02,883 ♪ You said there's ♪ ♪ only place left to find ♪ 2014 02:03:02,967 --> 02:03:06,762 ♪ Together we can ♪ ♪ save the world tonight ♪ 2015 02:03:06,845 --> 02:03:08,472 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 2016 02:03:08,681 --> 02:03:11,725 ♪ You said every life is a lesson ♪ 2017 02:03:11,809 --> 02:03:15,896 ♪ Are you a fool or a kingsman? ♪ ♪ 'Cause only you know ♪ 2018 02:03:16,730 --> 02:03:20,192 ♪ Hold on, 'cause the ♪ ♪ volume is rising ♪ 2019 02:03:20,276 --> 02:03:24,113 ♪ Yeah, the volume is rising ♪ ♪ So you better hold on ♪ 2020 02:03:25,364 --> 02:03:27,575 ♪ The night is young ♪ 2021 02:03:27,658 --> 02:03:31,412 ♪ Until it's over, until it's over ♪ 2022 02:03:31,495 --> 02:03:35,583 ♪ The night is young ♪ ♪ The night is ours ♪ 2023 02:03:35,666 --> 02:03:39,712 ♪ Until tomorrow, until tomorrow ♪ 2024 02:03:39,795 --> 02:03:41,171 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 2025 02:03:47,386 --> 02:03:49,471 ♪ Yeah, get ready for it ♪ 2026 02:03:56,145 --> 02:03:59,857 ♪ You said there's ♪ ♪ only one place left to find ♪ 2027 02:04:00,024 --> 02:04:04,028 ♪ Together we can ♪ ♪ save the world tonight ♪ 2028 02:04:04,111 --> 02:04:07,865 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 2029 02:04:08,532 --> 02:04:12,202 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 2030 02:04:14,413 --> 02:04:16,248 ♪ The night is young ♪ 2031 02:04:16,498 --> 02:04:20,544 ♪ Until it's over. ♪ ♪ Until it's over ♪ 2032 02:04:20,628 --> 02:04:24,715 ♪ The night is young ♪ ♪ The night is ours ♪ 2033 02:04:24,798 --> 02:04:29,136 ♪ Until tomorrow. ♪ ♪ Until tomorrow ♪ 2034 02:04:31,055 --> 02:04:32,806 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 2035 02:04:32,890 --> 02:04:34,850 ♪ I'll hold your hand ♪ 2036 02:04:34,933 --> 02:04:39,188 ♪ With good intentions ♪ ♪ With good intentions ♪ 2037 02:04:39,271 --> 02:04:40,898 ♪ I'll hold your hand ♪ 2038 02:04:41,273 --> 02:04:43,525 ♪ The night is ours ♪ 2039 02:04:43,609 --> 02:04:47,363 ♪ Until tomorrow. ♪ ♪ Until tomorrow ♪ 2040 02:04:47,446 --> 02:04:51,325 ♪ You said there's ♪ ♪ only one place left to find ♪ 2041 02:04:51,408 --> 02:04:55,079 ♪ Together we can ♪ ♪ save the world tonight ♪ 2042 02:04:55,579 --> 02:04:59,083 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 2043 02:04:59,750 --> 02:05:03,253 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 2044 02:05:03,754 --> 02:05:05,756 ♪ Get ready for it ♪ 2045 02:05:11,762 --> 02:05:13,681 ♪ (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING) ♪ 2046 02:05:24,108 --> 02:05:25,150 ♪ Life been crazy ♪ 2047 02:05:25,234 --> 02:05:26,834 ♪ All advice has ♪ ♪ been to chill more ♪ 2048 02:05:26,860 --> 02:05:29,947 ♪ Ironic I've been living off ♪ ♪ with people down to kill for ♪ 2049 02:05:30,030 --> 02:05:31,470 ♪ And I find no comfort in numbers ♪ 2050 02:05:31,490 --> 02:05:33,200 ♪ Knowin' there's ♪ ♪ always a mil more ♪ 2051 02:05:33,283 --> 02:05:34,827 ♪ Fact was that cat ♪ ♪ dragged my pretty... ♪ 2052 02:05:34,910 --> 02:05:36,453 ♪ Right at the top ♪ ♪ of that billboard ♪ 2053 02:05:36,537 --> 02:05:38,038 ♪ And all of my folks ♪ ♪ who done been here from jump ♪ 2054 02:05:38,122 --> 02:05:39,707 ♪ You the ones ♪ ♪ I 'ma cover the bill for ♪ 2055 02:05:39,790 --> 02:05:40,874 ♪ And as I get ill more ♪ 2056 02:05:40,958 --> 02:05:42,876 ♪ We gon' triple the order ♪ ♪ of champagne and spill more ♪ 2057 02:05:42,960 --> 02:05:44,044 ♪ Let's settle the real score ♪ 2058 02:05:44,128 --> 02:05:45,921 ♪ Been wondering ♪ ♪ what the public gotta feel for ♪ 2059 02:05:46,004 --> 02:05:47,084 ♪ So let's keep it real, yeah ♪ 2060 02:05:47,089 --> 02:05:49,133 ♪ You know I'm killing game ♪ ♪ as soon as I step on the field ♪ 2061 02:05:49,216 --> 02:05:50,300 ♪ Y'all at the top are all mad now ♪ 2062 02:05:50,384 --> 02:05:52,052 ♪ There's no turning back now ♪ 2063 02:05:52,136 --> 02:05:53,470 ♪ I won't ever back down ♪ 2064 02:05:53,554 --> 02:05:55,514 ♪ They feel me like ♪ ♪ they giving Iggy a pat down ♪ 2065 02:05:55,597 --> 02:05:56,890 ♪ I needed a moment. ♪ ♪ I found it ♪ 2066 02:05:56,974 --> 02:05:58,225 ♪ Lately I've been ♪ ♪ on my runnin' the town shit ♪ 2067 02:05:58,308 --> 02:06:00,394 ♪ Especially walkin' around with ♪ 2068 02:06:00,477 --> 02:06:02,896 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 2069 02:06:02,980 --> 02:06:06,442 ♪ You can't always ♪ ♪ please the crowd ♪ 2070 02:06:06,525 --> 02:06:11,905 ♪ But I am still not bowing down ♪ 2071 02:06:12,114 --> 02:06:15,534 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 2072 02:06:15,868 --> 02:06:18,829 ♪ It comes and goes around ♪ 2073 02:06:18,912 --> 02:06:23,792 ♪ And when it's time ♪ ♪ I'll pass it proud ♪ 2074 02:06:24,710 --> 02:06:26,128 ♪ But... l got it now ♪ 2075 02:06:26,211 --> 02:06:27,421 ♪ So keep it cute, chick ♪ 2076 02:06:27,504 --> 02:06:29,381 ♪ And don't be hatin' ♪ ♪ on the new chick ♪ 2077 02:06:29,465 --> 02:06:30,745 ♪ Go back and check your stats ♪ 2078 02:06:30,758 --> 02:06:32,634 ♪ And bet they let you ♪ ♪ know I do's this ♪ 2079 02:06:32,718 --> 02:06:33,761 ♪ Glasses full of empty ♪ 2080 02:06:33,844 --> 02:06:35,721 ♪ Depending on point of view chick ♪ 2081 02:06:35,804 --> 02:06:36,805 ♪ If you was mad before ♪ 2082 02:06:36,889 --> 02:06:38,891 ♪ I bet you hate me ♪ ♪ for this new shit ♪ 2083 02:06:38,974 --> 02:06:40,014 ♪ Maybe you should watch ♪ 2084 02:06:40,017 --> 02:06:41,685 ♪ What you've got ♪ ♪ coming out your two lips ♪ 2085 02:06:41,769 --> 02:06:43,103 ♪ Get cool with how I kick it ♪ 2086 02:06:43,187 --> 02:06:45,063 ♪ Or else you gon' get the boot... ♪ 2087 02:06:45,147 --> 02:06:46,231 ♪ Iggy A-Z-A ♪ 2088 02:06:46,315 --> 02:06:48,066 ♪ AKA captain of the crew ship ♪ 2089 02:06:48,150 --> 02:06:49,902 ♪ Don't penny pinch ♪ ♪ I promise, babe, ♪ 2090 02:06:49,985 --> 02:06:51,487 ♪ I don't need your two cents ♪ 2091 02:06:51,570 --> 02:06:54,031 ♪ Get rid of the makeup ♪ ♪ Let us see just who you is ♪ 2092 02:06:54,114 --> 02:06:55,324 ♪ But if you feel like that girl ♪ 2093 02:06:55,407 --> 02:06:57,117 ♪ Bless your heart ♪ ♪ Go get it how you live ♪ 2094 02:06:57,201 --> 02:06:58,202 ♪ When you hear my name ♪ 2095 02:06:58,285 --> 02:07:00,120 ♪ You gotta know ♪ ♪ that she's something regal ♪ 2096 02:07:00,204 --> 02:07:01,764 ♪ I'm one of one. ♪ ♪ Ain't no sequels ♪ 2097 02:07:01,789 --> 02:07:02,956 ♪ I'm wearing ♪ 2098 02:07:03,040 --> 02:07:05,626 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 2099 02:07:05,709 --> 02:07:09,962 ♪ You can't always ♪ ♪ please the crowd ♪ 2100 02:07:09,046 --> 02:07:14,051 ♪ But I am still not bowing down ♪ 2101 02:07:14,927 --> 02:07:17,888 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 2102 02:07:18,430 --> 02:07:21,475 ♪ It comes and goes around ♪ 2103 02:07:21,558 --> 02:07:26,355 ♪ And when it's time ♪ ♪ I'll pass it proud ♪ 2104 02:07:27,231 --> 02:07:29,066 ♪ But... l got it now ♪ 2105 02:07:42,412 --> 02:07:45,123 ♪ To everyone who said ♪ ♪ I'd never make it ♪ 2106 02:07:45,666 --> 02:07:48,335 ♪ Oh, Lord, weren't you mistaken ♪ 2107 02:07:48,627 --> 02:07:51,129 ♪ I got a dinner date ♪ ♪ with greatness ♪ 2108 02:07:51,213 --> 02:07:54,675 ♪ Iggy Igg ain't never been ♪ ♪ nothin' to play wit, hold up ♪ 2109 02:07:54,925 --> 02:07:57,636 ♪ To everyone who said ♪ ♪ I'd never make it ♪ 2110 02:07:58,095 --> 02:08:00,764 ♪ I'm at the top ♪ ♪ Laughin' at you faces ♪ 2111 02:08:01,348 --> 02:08:03,016 ♪ I've been practicing my patience ♪ 2112 02:08:03,100 --> 02:08:05,394 ♪ But I switch back quick ♪ ♪ If you play with ♪ 2113 02:08:05,477 --> 02:08:07,688 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 2114 02:08:07,771 --> 02:08:10,399 ♪ To everyone who said ♪ ♪ I'd never make it ♪ 2115 02:08:11,441 --> 02:08:14,069 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 2116 02:08:14,152 --> 02:08:16,613 ♪ Oh, Lord, weren't you mistaken ♪ 2117 02:08:17,739 --> 02:08:20,033 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 2118 02:08:20,117 --> 02:08:22,953 ♪ To everyone who said ♪ ♪ I'd never make it ♪ 2119 02:08:23,787 --> 02:08:26,623 ♪ This heavy crown ♪ 2120 02:08:26,707 --> 02:08:29,585 ♪ I'm at the top ♪ ♪ Laughin' at you faces ♪ 2121 02:08:29,960 --> 02:08:31,628 ♪ But... I got it now