00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:05,120 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:55,639 --> 00:00:57,346 THOR: Now, I know what you're thinking. 3 00:00:57,516 --> 00:01:00,884 "Oh, no! Thor's in a cage. How did this happen?" 4 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,802 Well, sometimes you have to get captured 5 00:01:02,938 --> 00:01:04,554 just to get a straight answer out of somebody. 6 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:07,147 It's a long story, 7 00:01:07,234 --> 00:01:09,191 but basically, I'm a bit of a hero. 8 00:01:10,654 --> 00:01:12,941 See, I spent some time on Earth... 9 00:01:13,407 --> 00:01:14,568 fought some robots, 10 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:16,274 saved the planet a couple of times. 11 00:01:16,702 --> 00:01:18,318 Then I went searching through the cosmos 12 00:01:18,537 --> 00:01:21,450 for some magic, colorful Infinity Stone things. 13 00:01:22,165 --> 00:01:24,748 Didn't find any. 14 00:01:24,918 --> 00:01:26,125 That's when I came across 15 00:01:26,211 --> 00:01:28,954 a path of death and destruction... 16 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,832 which led me all the way here into this cage... 17 00:01:33,468 --> 00:01:34,800 where I met you. 18 00:01:38,807 --> 00:01:40,048 Hmm. 19 00:01:40,726 --> 00:01:42,638 How much longer do you think we'll be here? 20 00:01:42,978 --> 00:01:44,344 (CHAIN RATTLING) 21 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:49,439 (GRUNTS) 22 00:01:54,114 --> 00:01:56,231 (SURTUR CHUCKLING) 23 00:01:56,700 --> 00:02:00,284 Thor, son of Odin. 24 00:02:00,912 --> 00:02:04,201 Surtur, son of a bitch. 25 00:02:04,291 --> 00:02:05,281 You're still alive. 26 00:02:06,084 --> 00:02:09,794 I thought my father killed you a half a million years ago. 27 00:02:09,963 --> 00:02:11,579 I cannot die. 28 00:02:11,757 --> 00:02:13,498 Not until I fulfill my destiny... 29 00:02:13,675 --> 00:02:15,917 and lay waste to your home. 30 00:02:16,219 --> 00:02:17,585 It's funny you should mention that. 31 00:02:17,763 --> 00:02:20,050 Because I've been having these terrible dreams of late. 32 00:02:20,223 --> 00:02:22,465 Asgard up in flames, falling to ruins. 33 00:02:22,643 --> 00:02:23,850 And you, Surtur, 34 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:25,426 are at the center of all of them. 35 00:02:25,729 --> 00:02:29,439 Then you have seen Ragnarok, the fall of Asgard. 36 00:02:29,608 --> 00:02:31,440 - The great prophecy... - Hang on. 37 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:34,315 - Hang on. - (CHAIN CREAKING) 38 00:02:34,404 --> 00:02:37,112 I'll be back around shortly. 39 00:02:37,407 --> 00:02:40,241 I really feel like we were connecting there. 40 00:02:41,203 --> 00:02:42,193 (GRUNTS) 41 00:02:42,913 --> 00:02:44,370 Okay, so Ragnarok. 42 00:02:44,456 --> 00:02:46,118 Tell me about that. Walk me through it. 43 00:02:46,416 --> 00:02:48,282 My time has come. 44 00:02:48,460 --> 00:02:51,578 When my crown is reunited with the Eternal Flame... 45 00:02:51,755 --> 00:02:54,418 I shall be restored to my full might. 46 00:02:54,591 --> 00:02:56,833 I will tower over the mountains... 47 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,593 and bury my sword deep in Asgard's... 48 00:02:59,846 --> 00:03:02,304 THOR: Oh, hang on. Give it a second. 49 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:03,760 I swear I'm not even moving. 50 00:03:03,850 --> 00:03:05,386 It's just doing this on its own. 51 00:03:05,644 --> 00:03:07,977 - I'm really sorry. - (SIGHS) 52 00:03:08,230 --> 00:03:09,846 Okay, so let me get this straight. 53 00:03:10,023 --> 00:03:13,642 You're going to put your crown into the Eternal Flame... 54 00:03:13,819 --> 00:03:16,186 and then you'll suddenly grow as big as a house? 55 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:17,524 A mountain! 56 00:03:17,698 --> 00:03:20,736 The Eternal Flame that Odin keeps locked away on Asgard? 57 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,322 Odin is not on Asgard. 58 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:27,534 And your absence has left the throne defenseless. 59 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,540 Okay, so where is it? This crown? 60 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,623 This is my crown, the source of my power. 61 00:03:33,130 --> 00:03:34,621 Oh, that's a crown. 62 00:03:34,715 --> 00:03:36,502 I thought it was a big eyebrow. 63 00:03:36,675 --> 00:03:37,836 It's a crown. 64 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:41,502 Anyway, it sounds like all I have to do to stop Ragnarok... 65 00:03:41,680 --> 00:03:43,387 is rip that thing off your head. 66 00:03:43,682 --> 00:03:47,266 (LAUGHS) But Ragnarok has already begun. 67 00:03:47,436 --> 00:03:49,223 You cannot stop it. 68 00:03:49,479 --> 00:03:51,095 (METAL SCRAPING) 69 00:03:58,947 --> 00:04:02,031 I am Asgard's doom, and so are you. 70 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:05,784 All will suffer, all will burn. 71 00:04:05,954 --> 00:04:07,661 Oh, that's intense. 72 00:04:07,831 --> 00:04:09,663 To be honest, seeing you grow really big... 73 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:12,325 and set fire to a planet would be quite the spectacle. 74 00:04:12,919 --> 00:04:15,161 But it looks like I'm gonna have to choose option B... 75 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,079 where I bust out of these chains... 76 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:18,998 knock that tiara off your head, 77 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:21,084 and stash it away in Asgard's vault. 78 00:04:21,303 --> 00:04:24,262 You cannot stop Ragnarok. 79 00:04:24,431 --> 00:04:25,512 Why fight it? 80 00:04:25,891 --> 00:04:29,350 Because that's what heroes do. 81 00:04:31,605 --> 00:04:33,346 (THOR SIGHS) Hmm. 82 00:04:34,316 --> 00:04:36,353 Wait, I'm sorry. I didn't time that right. 83 00:04:36,693 --> 00:04:37,979 - (DISTANT THUDDING) - Hmm? 84 00:04:38,195 --> 00:04:39,527 And, now! 85 00:04:40,655 --> 00:04:41,771 (GRUNTS) 86 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:43,856 (IMMIGRANT SONG BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING) 87 00:04:44,159 --> 00:04:47,698 You have made a grave mistake, Odinson. 88 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:50,409 I make grave mistakes all the time. 89 00:04:50,707 --> 00:04:52,118 (GROWLING) 90 00:04:52,375 --> 00:04:55,118 Everything seems to work out. 91 00:04:57,130 --> 00:04:58,871 (CREATURES SNARLING) 92 00:05:02,886 --> 00:05:04,002 (CREATURES ROARING) 93 00:05:25,826 --> 00:05:26,816 (ROARS) 94 00:05:28,912 --> 00:05:29,948 (YELLING) 95 00:05:34,292 --> 00:05:35,533 (ROARS) 96 00:05:42,509 --> 00:05:43,795 (SURTUR LAUGHING) 97 00:05:45,554 --> 00:05:47,090 (GRUNTING) 98 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,223 (YELLING) 99 00:05:58,233 --> 00:05:59,223 Huh? 100 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:13,537 (CREATURES SNARLING) 101 00:06:13,874 --> 00:06:15,490 Heimdall, I know it's been a while, 102 00:06:15,584 --> 00:06:17,576 but I could really use a fast exit. 103 00:06:19,087 --> 00:06:20,498 Heimdall? 104 00:06:21,506 --> 00:06:23,372 SKURGE: Heimdall was an idiot. 105 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:25,507 This job should have made him rich. 106 00:06:26,428 --> 00:06:27,919 Now, the job ain't easy... 107 00:06:28,096 --> 00:06:29,883 but it does have its benefits. 108 00:06:30,181 --> 00:06:32,423 The Bifrost gives me access to everything 109 00:06:32,517 --> 00:06:34,429 the Nine Realms has to offer. 110 00:06:34,603 --> 00:06:36,890 I mean it's all mine for the taking. 111 00:06:38,315 --> 00:06:39,556 Behold... 112 00:06:41,735 --> 00:06:42,896 my stuff. 113 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:44,226 Ooh. 114 00:06:45,071 --> 00:06:46,903 I'm particularly fond of these. 115 00:06:47,073 --> 00:06:50,612 I pulled them out of a place on Midgard called Texas. 116 00:06:50,785 --> 00:06:53,823 I even named them. Des and Troy. 117 00:06:54,915 --> 00:06:57,032 You see, when you put them together... 118 00:06:58,043 --> 00:06:59,079 they destroy. 119 00:07:01,963 --> 00:07:03,295 (ROARING) 120 00:07:18,355 --> 00:07:20,096 Heimdall, come on. 121 00:07:21,691 --> 00:07:23,057 (RUMBLING) 122 00:07:28,573 --> 00:07:29,780 (ROARING) 123 00:07:40,418 --> 00:07:41,454 Stay! 124 00:07:43,213 --> 00:07:46,081 Heimdall? I'm running short on options. 125 00:07:46,633 --> 00:07:48,841 - Heimdall? - (RATTLING) 126 00:07:48,927 --> 00:07:50,338 Um... Skurge? 127 00:07:50,720 --> 00:07:52,507 (RATTLING) 128 00:07:53,765 --> 00:07:55,097 Is that important? 129 00:08:02,107 --> 00:08:03,894 SKURGE: You girls are in for a treat. 130 00:08:17,747 --> 00:08:19,409 (ROARING) 131 00:08:28,425 --> 00:08:30,417 (MUSIC PLAYING) 132 00:08:46,693 --> 00:08:48,229 (ALL EXCLAIMING) 133 00:08:48,486 --> 00:08:50,478 (SQUEAKING) 134 00:08:53,700 --> 00:08:55,612 (CREATURE EXHALES) 135 00:08:55,952 --> 00:08:56,942 (BOTH SCREAMING) 136 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:58,406 Girls! 137 00:08:59,956 --> 00:09:03,666 Well, well, well. Look who decided to pop in. 138 00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:05,872 Thanks for scaring away my company 139 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,624 and drenching my workplace in brains. 140 00:09:07,922 --> 00:09:08,912 Who are you? 141 00:09:09,007 --> 00:09:10,748 Don't you remember? I'm Skurge. 142 00:09:10,842 --> 00:09:11,958 We fought together on Vanaheim. 143 00:09:12,343 --> 00:09:14,460 Right. Where is Heimdall? 144 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,634 That traitor. No one knows. He's a fugitive of the throne. 145 00:09:18,308 --> 00:09:19,424 Traitor? 146 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:21,092 Yeah. Well, you see, Odin charged Heimdall 147 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:22,176 with negligence of duty... 148 00:09:22,479 --> 00:09:24,266 but he disappeared before the trial. 149 00:09:24,564 --> 00:09:25,554 Hard to catch a guy 150 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:26,638 who can see everything in the universe. 151 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:27,723 Sure. 152 00:09:27,984 --> 00:09:30,351 Hold on. I'm supposed to announce your arrival. 153 00:09:30,695 --> 00:09:32,061 (WHOOSHES) 154 00:09:32,781 --> 00:09:34,238 (SIGHS) 155 00:09:48,797 --> 00:09:50,208 (ALL GASP) 156 00:09:54,552 --> 00:09:56,134 What the hell is that? 157 00:10:01,518 --> 00:10:03,180 (CHOIR VOCALIZING) 158 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,812 MAN 1: Oh, brother. This is it. 159 00:10:07,107 --> 00:10:08,348 I take my leave. 160 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,226 MAN 2: You fool, you didn't listen! 161 00:10:11,528 --> 00:10:12,518 MAN 1: I'm sorry. 162 00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:13,727 Lady Sif, get help! 163 00:10:13,822 --> 00:10:14,812 Somebody, help! 164 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:17,151 MAN 1: Sorry for all I've done. 165 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:19,070 Shh. It's all right. Hold on. 166 00:10:19,410 --> 00:10:22,653 I'm sorry I tried to rule Earth. 167 00:10:22,956 --> 00:10:24,163 They'd be lucky to have you. 168 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:27,165 I'm sorry about that thing with the Tesseract. 169 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:29,118 - I just couldn't help myself. - I know. 170 00:10:29,420 --> 00:10:30,501 I'm a trickster. 171 00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,504 So mischievous. 172 00:10:32,924 --> 00:10:35,382 Sorry about that time I turned you into a frog. 173 00:10:35,677 --> 00:10:36,963 It was a wonderful joke. 174 00:10:37,345 --> 00:10:39,257 'Twas indeed hilarious. (CHUCKLES) 175 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:41,513 MAN 2: You are the savior of Asgard. 176 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:43,845 - Tell my story. - I will. 177 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,051 Build a statue for me. 178 00:10:45,353 --> 00:10:46,935 We will build a big statue for you. 179 00:10:47,230 --> 00:10:49,973 With my helmet on, with the big bendy horns. 180 00:10:51,025 --> 00:10:53,108 I will tell Father what you did here today. 181 00:10:53,653 --> 00:10:54,939 I didn't do it for him. 182 00:10:55,989 --> 00:10:58,777 I didn't do it for him. 183 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:03,448 (GROANS) 184 00:11:05,456 --> 00:11:06,992 (VOCALIZING) 185 00:11:07,542 --> 00:11:09,704 No! 186 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,785 (SOBBING) 187 00:11:13,423 --> 00:11:16,131 And so, Loki died of his wounds... 188 00:11:16,426 --> 00:11:18,213 giving his life for ours. 189 00:11:18,511 --> 00:11:21,049 He fought back those disgusting elves... 190 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,009 he brought peace to the realm. 191 00:11:23,308 --> 00:11:25,470 Loki, my boy... 192 00:11:26,269 --> 00:11:27,931 'twas many moons ago I found you 193 00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,978 on that frostbitten battlefield. 194 00:11:30,815 --> 00:11:33,228 On that day, I did not yet see in you... 195 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,688 Asgard's savior. No. 196 00:11:35,987 --> 00:11:40,357 You were merely a little blue baby icicle... 197 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:44,368 that melted this old fool's heart. 198 00:11:44,662 --> 00:11:45,903 (AUDIENCE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING) 199 00:11:46,748 --> 00:11:49,331 Bravo! Bravo! Well done. Bravo. 200 00:11:54,088 --> 00:11:55,078 Father. 201 00:11:56,174 --> 00:11:57,164 Oh, shit. 202 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:59,792 Uh, my son, Thor, has returned! 203 00:12:00,178 --> 00:12:03,171 - Greetings, my boy. - (SCATTERED APPLAUSE) 204 00:12:03,389 --> 00:12:04,925 It's an interesting play. What's it called? 205 00:12:05,225 --> 00:12:07,182 The Tragedy of Loki of Asgard. 206 00:12:07,268 --> 00:12:09,180 The people wanted to commemorate him. 207 00:12:09,479 --> 00:12:10,686 THOR: Ah, indeed they should. 208 00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,146 I like the statue. 209 00:12:12,440 --> 00:12:14,477 A lot better looking than he was when he was alive, though. 210 00:12:14,776 --> 00:12:16,483 A little less weaselly, less greasy, maybe. 211 00:12:17,904 --> 00:12:19,611 Do you know what this is? 212 00:12:20,657 --> 00:12:23,491 The skull of Surtur. That's a formidable weapon! 213 00:12:23,785 --> 00:12:25,196 Do me a favor. Lock this away in a vault... 214 00:12:25,495 --> 00:12:27,111 so it doesn't turn into a giant monster 215 00:12:27,205 --> 00:12:28,571 and destroy the whole planet. 216 00:12:29,958 --> 00:12:31,870 Thank you, dear. Um... 217 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,623 So it's back to Midgard for you, is it? 218 00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:35,994 Nope. 219 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:39,127 I've been having this reoccurring dream lately. 220 00:12:39,425 --> 00:12:42,088 Every night, I see Asgard fall into ruins. 221 00:12:42,387 --> 00:12:43,377 ODIN: That's just a silly dream... 222 00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,512 signs of an overactive imagination. 223 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:46,797 THOR: Possibly. 224 00:12:46,891 --> 00:12:48,723 But then I decide to go out there and investigate. 225 00:12:49,060 --> 00:12:50,141 And what do I find, 226 00:12:50,228 --> 00:12:52,971 but the Nine Realms completely in chaos. 227 00:12:53,273 --> 00:12:56,107 Enemies of Asgard assembling, plotting our demise... 228 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,812 all while you, Odin, 229 00:12:57,902 --> 00:12:59,188 the protector of those Nine Realms... 230 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:01,023 are sitting here in your bathrobe, 231 00:13:01,114 --> 00:13:02,104 eating grapes. 232 00:13:02,198 --> 00:13:04,315 Yes, it is best to respect our neighbors' freedom. 233 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:07,572 Yes, of course, the freedom to be massacred. 234 00:13:09,497 --> 00:13:11,534 Yes, besides I've been rather busy myself. 235 00:13:11,833 --> 00:13:12,823 Watching theater. 236 00:13:12,917 --> 00:13:14,749 Board meetings, and security council meetings... 237 00:13:14,961 --> 00:13:16,042 You're really gonna make me do it? 238 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:17,457 Do what? 239 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,964 (ALL GASP) 240 00:13:21,050 --> 00:13:23,167 You know that nothing will stop Mjolnir 241 00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:24,752 as it returns to my hand. 242 00:13:25,054 --> 00:13:26,386 Not even your face. 243 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,764 You've gone quite mad. You'll be executed for this. 244 00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:31,467 Then I'll see you on the other side, brother. 245 00:13:33,146 --> 00:13:34,262 All right, I yield. 246 00:13:35,898 --> 00:13:37,514 (ALL GASP) 247 00:13:44,574 --> 00:13:45,564 Behold! 248 00:13:46,534 --> 00:13:47,615 Thor... 249 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,743 - Odinson. - No. 250 00:13:51,956 --> 00:13:53,788 You had one job. Just the one. 251 00:13:55,960 --> 00:13:56,950 Where's Odin? 252 00:13:57,253 --> 00:13:58,869 You just couldn't stay away, could you? 253 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:00,920 Everything was fine without you. 254 00:14:01,215 --> 00:14:03,753 Asgard was prospering. You've ruined everything. 255 00:14:04,135 --> 00:14:05,251 - Ask them. - Where's Father? 256 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:06,961 - Did you kill him? - You had what you wanted. 257 00:14:07,055 --> 00:14:08,045 You had the independence you asked for. 258 00:14:08,139 --> 00:14:09,255 (GRUNTS) Whoa, whoa, whoa! 259 00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:11,432 Okay. I know exactly where he is. 260 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,477 (SIRENS BLARING IN DISTANCE) 261 00:14:23,821 --> 00:14:25,687 I swear I left him right here. 262 00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:28,448 THOR: Right here on the sidewalk, 263 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:29,820 or right there where the building is being demolished? 264 00:14:30,161 --> 00:14:31,151 Great planning. 265 00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:32,573 How was I supposed to know? 266 00:14:32,705 --> 00:14:33,912 Can't see into the future. I'm not a witch. 267 00:14:34,499 --> 00:14:36,286 No? Then why do you dress like one? 268 00:14:36,709 --> 00:14:38,666 - Hey. - I can't believe you're alive. 269 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:40,293 I saw you die. 270 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:42,087 I mourned you, I cried for you. 271 00:14:42,298 --> 00:14:43,459 I'm honored. 272 00:14:43,841 --> 00:14:44,831 GIRL: Ask him. 273 00:14:45,009 --> 00:14:46,500 Hi. Would you mind taking a picture with us? 274 00:14:46,761 --> 00:14:48,878 - Oh, sure. - (GIRLS GIGGLING) 275 00:14:48,971 --> 00:14:50,507 Start figuring out where he is. 276 00:14:51,474 --> 00:14:52,510 - (CAMERA CLICKS) - GIRL: Oh, my God. 277 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:53,681 Sorry to hear that Jane dumped you. 278 00:14:54,811 --> 00:14:56,427 She didn't dump me, you know. 279 00:14:56,979 --> 00:14:58,766 I dumped her. It was a mutual dumping. 280 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:02,600 What's this? What are you doing? 281 00:15:02,944 --> 00:15:03,934 This isn't me. 282 00:15:04,237 --> 00:15:05,398 (YELPS) 283 00:15:08,658 --> 00:15:09,648 THOR: (WHISPERS) Loki. 284 00:15:10,743 --> 00:15:11,859 (HORN HONKS) 285 00:15:26,968 --> 00:15:28,709 (SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYING) 286 00:15:34,684 --> 00:15:36,596 Thor Odinson. 287 00:15:47,196 --> 00:15:48,687 God of Thunder. 288 00:15:49,824 --> 00:15:51,281 You can put down the umbrella. 289 00:15:59,000 --> 00:16:00,207 (THUDS) 290 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:11,092 So, Earth has, uh, wizards now? 291 00:16:11,429 --> 00:16:13,671 - (CHUCKLING) - (CLATTERING) 292 00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:18,387 The preferred term is 293 00:16:18,478 --> 00:16:20,185 "Master of the Mystic Arts." You can leave that now. 294 00:16:21,522 --> 00:16:22,854 All right, wizard. 295 00:16:22,940 --> 00:16:24,226 Who are you? Why should I care? 296 00:16:24,775 --> 00:16:26,562 My name is Doctor Stephen Strange, 297 00:16:26,652 --> 00:16:28,609 and I have some questions for you. 298 00:16:28,696 --> 00:16:29,686 Take a seat. 299 00:16:34,827 --> 00:16:35,817 Tea? 300 00:16:38,623 --> 00:16:39,613 I don't drink tea. 301 00:16:40,041 --> 00:16:41,031 What do you drink? 302 00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:42,498 Not tea. 303 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,579 So, I keep a watch list 304 00:16:47,715 --> 00:16:49,456 of individuals and beings from other realms... 305 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,336 that may be a threat to this world. 306 00:16:51,427 --> 00:16:55,011 Your adopted brother, Loki, is one of those beings. 307 00:16:55,431 --> 00:16:57,673 He's a worthy inclusion. Hmm. 308 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,096 Then why bring him here? 309 00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:02,932 We're looking for my father. 310 00:17:03,356 --> 00:17:06,440 So, if I were to tell you where Odin was... 311 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,105 all parties concerned would promptly return to Asgard? 312 00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:10,477 Promptly. 313 00:17:10,655 --> 00:17:11,862 Great! Then I'll help you. 314 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,231 If you knew where he was, why didn't you call me? 315 00:17:15,034 --> 00:17:16,150 I have to tell you, he was adamant 316 00:17:16,244 --> 00:17:17,234 that he not be disturbed. 317 00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,449 Your father said he had chosen to remain in exile. 318 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:23,703 - Hmm. - And you don't have a phone. 319 00:17:24,293 --> 00:17:25,784 No, I don't have a phone... 320 00:17:26,087 --> 00:17:27,703 but you could have sent an electronic letter. 321 00:17:27,797 --> 00:17:28,878 It's called an email. 322 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,622 - Yeah, do you have a computer? - No. What for? 323 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,874 - Uh-huh. - Anyway, 324 00:17:32,969 --> 00:17:34,551 my father is no longer in exile. 325 00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,381 So if you could tell me where he is, 326 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:37,462 I can take him home. 327 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,506 Gladly. He's in Norway. 328 00:17:40,351 --> 00:17:42,684 I'm just seeing whether this incantation 329 00:17:42,770 --> 00:17:45,763 requires any Asgardian modifications. 330 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,476 Nope. 331 00:17:48,526 --> 00:17:49,516 Oh, we don't need that. 332 00:17:53,447 --> 00:17:54,437 (SIGHS) 333 00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,658 Will you stop doing that? 334 00:17:57,994 --> 00:17:59,030 (STAMMERS) 335 00:17:59,120 --> 00:18:01,863 I need just one strand of your hair. 336 00:18:02,123 --> 00:18:03,113 Let me explain something. 337 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:05,704 My hair is not to be meddled with. (WINCES) 338 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:14,712 We could have just walked. 339 00:18:17,722 --> 00:18:19,304 He's waiting for you. 340 00:18:19,599 --> 00:18:20,680 All right. 341 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:22,216 Don't forget your umbrella. 342 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:23,638 Oh, yes. 343 00:18:23,853 --> 00:18:25,469 (DISTANT CRASHING) 344 00:18:28,232 --> 00:18:29,439 (CRASHING CONTINUES) 345 00:18:31,444 --> 00:18:32,434 Sorry. 346 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:36,692 There we go. 347 00:18:37,700 --> 00:18:39,692 I suppose I'll need my brother back. 348 00:18:40,328 --> 00:18:41,535 Oh, yeah. Right. 349 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:43,863 (LOKI SCREAMING) 350 00:18:44,123 --> 00:18:45,534 (LOKI GRUNTING) 351 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:50,077 I have been falling for 30 minutes! 352 00:18:51,088 --> 00:18:52,249 You can handle him from here. 353 00:18:53,007 --> 00:18:53,997 Yes. Of course. 354 00:18:54,133 --> 00:18:55,419 Thank you very much for your help. 355 00:18:55,676 --> 00:18:56,666 Good luck. 356 00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:58,718 Handle me? Who are you? 357 00:18:59,472 --> 00:19:00,462 Loki. 358 00:19:00,723 --> 00:19:01,884 LOKI: You think you're some kind of sorcerer? 359 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:03,677 Don't think for one minute, you second-rate... 360 00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:04,966 Bye-bye. 361 00:19:05,186 --> 00:19:06,722 (LOKI GRUNTING) 362 00:19:08,731 --> 00:19:10,688 (PANTING) 363 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:14,601 (BIRDS CHIRPING) 364 00:19:30,378 --> 00:19:31,368 Father? 365 00:19:33,214 --> 00:19:35,672 Look at this place. It's beautiful. 366 00:19:41,097 --> 00:19:42,508 Father, it's us. 367 00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:47,426 My sons. 368 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,720 I've been waiting for you. 369 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:51,517 I know. We've come to take you home. 370 00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:53,481 Home, yes. 371 00:19:55,403 --> 00:19:57,440 Your mother, she calls me. 372 00:19:59,990 --> 00:20:00,980 Do you hear it? 373 00:20:03,119 --> 00:20:04,655 Loki, lift your magic. 374 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,245 (CHUCKLES) 375 00:20:07,331 --> 00:20:09,823 Took me quite a while to break free from your spell. 376 00:20:10,126 --> 00:20:11,492 Frigga would have been proud. 377 00:20:11,794 --> 00:20:14,286 Come and sit with me. I don't have much time. 378 00:20:17,925 --> 00:20:19,041 (ODIN SIGHS) 379 00:20:21,178 --> 00:20:22,669 I know that we failed you. 380 00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:24,129 But we can make this right. 381 00:20:24,890 --> 00:20:26,097 I failed you. 382 00:20:27,143 --> 00:20:29,726 It is upon us. Ragnarok. 383 00:20:30,146 --> 00:20:32,684 No, I've stopped Ragnarok. I put an end to Surtur. 384 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:34,472 No. 385 00:20:35,067 --> 00:20:37,024 It has already begun. She's coming. 386 00:20:38,446 --> 00:20:40,403 My life was all that held her back. 387 00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,479 But my time has come. 388 00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:46,151 I cannot keep her away any longer. 389 00:20:46,704 --> 00:20:48,115 Father, who are you talking about? 390 00:20:49,039 --> 00:20:51,782 Goddess of Death. Hela. 391 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,371 My firstborn. 392 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:56,578 Your sister. 393 00:20:59,717 --> 00:21:01,333 Your what? 394 00:21:03,929 --> 00:21:06,637 Her violent appetites grew beyond my control. 395 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:10,971 I couldn't stop her, so I imprisoned her. 396 00:21:11,061 --> 00:21:12,142 Locked her away. 397 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:16,390 She draws her strength from Asgard... 398 00:21:17,735 --> 00:21:21,228 and once she gets there, her powers will be limitless. 399 00:21:21,947 --> 00:21:22,983 Whatever she is, we can stop her together. 400 00:21:23,073 --> 00:21:24,063 We can face her together. 401 00:21:24,325 --> 00:21:25,315 No, we won't. 402 00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,451 I'm on a different path now. 403 00:21:28,788 --> 00:21:30,074 This you must face alone. 404 00:21:32,750 --> 00:21:34,207 I love you, my sons. 405 00:21:37,046 --> 00:21:38,412 Look at that. 406 00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:44,171 Remember this place. 407 00:21:45,679 --> 00:21:47,045 Home. 408 00:21:49,266 --> 00:21:51,223 (SOMBER MUSIC PLAYING) 409 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:16,658 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 410 00:22:19,588 --> 00:22:21,625 (WIND HOWLING) 411 00:22:23,759 --> 00:22:25,625 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 412 00:22:27,012 --> 00:22:28,048 Brother. 413 00:22:30,641 --> 00:22:32,303 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) 414 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:35,723 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 415 00:22:35,896 --> 00:22:38,479 This was your doing. 416 00:22:54,540 --> 00:22:56,406 (THUNDER RUMBLING) 417 00:23:06,802 --> 00:23:08,509 (TENSE MUSIC PLAYING) 418 00:23:21,066 --> 00:23:22,273 So he's gone. 419 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:28,488 That's a shame. I would've liked to have seen that. 420 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:30,402 You must be Hela. 421 00:23:32,077 --> 00:23:33,318 I'm Thor, son of Odin. 422 00:23:33,746 --> 00:23:36,989 Really? You don't look like him. 423 00:23:37,541 --> 00:23:39,157 Perhaps we can come to an arrangement. 424 00:23:39,585 --> 00:23:41,201 You sound like him. 425 00:23:43,297 --> 00:23:44,287 Kneel. 426 00:23:44,715 --> 00:23:45,796 Beg your pardon? 427 00:23:50,220 --> 00:23:51,631 Kneel. 428 00:23:55,142 --> 00:23:56,724 Before your queen. 429 00:23:58,145 --> 00:23:59,386 I don't think so. 430 00:24:00,564 --> 00:24:01,554 (GRUNTS) 431 00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:06,313 (VIBRATING) 432 00:24:10,115 --> 00:24:12,107 It's not possible. 433 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:16,824 Darling, you have no idea what's possible. 434 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,325 (BOTH GROANING) 435 00:24:28,801 --> 00:24:30,542 (BOTH PANTING) 436 00:24:37,142 --> 00:24:38,132 Bring us back! 437 00:24:38,227 --> 00:24:39,217 No! 438 00:24:48,404 --> 00:24:49,394 Loki! 439 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:57,572 (LOKI SCREAMING) 440 00:24:59,164 --> 00:25:00,154 (THOR GRUNTS) 441 00:25:36,577 --> 00:25:37,943 Who are you? What have you done with Thor? 442 00:25:39,038 --> 00:25:40,028 (YELLS) 443 00:25:40,122 --> 00:25:41,329 (GROANS) 444 00:25:43,375 --> 00:25:44,411 I'm Hela. 445 00:25:46,754 --> 00:25:48,290 I'm just a janitor. 446 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:52,878 You look like a smart boy with good survival instincts. 447 00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:57,633 How would you like a job? 448 00:26:00,267 --> 00:26:01,929 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 449 00:26:52,694 --> 00:26:53,684 (GRUNTS) 450 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,315 (GROANING) 451 00:27:01,703 --> 00:27:03,365 (DISTANT THUDDING) 452 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:17,963 (THUNDER CRACKS) 453 00:27:37,865 --> 00:27:39,777 (ALARM BLARING) 454 00:28:09,146 --> 00:28:10,603 Are you a fighter? 455 00:28:11,523 --> 00:28:12,764 Or are you food? 456 00:28:13,567 --> 00:28:14,933 I'm just passing through. 457 00:28:15,652 --> 00:28:16,938 It is food. 458 00:28:17,321 --> 00:28:18,311 On your knees. 459 00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:23,191 (COCKS GUN) 460 00:28:23,911 --> 00:28:26,073 - (SCRAPPER SCREAMS) - (GRUNTS) 461 00:28:30,292 --> 00:28:31,282 (GROANING) 462 00:28:35,672 --> 00:28:37,413 (ENGINE WHIRRING) 463 00:28:41,261 --> 00:28:42,342 (ALL EXCLAIM) 464 00:29:01,031 --> 00:29:02,397 - (GLASS SHATTERS) - He's mine. 465 00:29:11,792 --> 00:29:12,782 Wait! 466 00:29:17,798 --> 00:29:19,039 (SQUELCHES) 467 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:22,833 Wait! 468 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:26,170 He's mine. 469 00:29:26,431 --> 00:29:29,515 So if you want him, you go through me. 470 00:29:29,893 --> 00:29:31,134 But we've already got him. 471 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,729 All right, then. I guess I go through you. 472 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:37,732 - (COCKS GUN) - More food. 473 00:29:43,323 --> 00:29:45,030 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 474 00:29:47,077 --> 00:29:48,613 (POWERING UP) 475 00:29:53,458 --> 00:29:54,744 (ALL SCREAMING) 476 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:01,588 (SIGHS) 477 00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:05,843 (PANTING) 478 00:30:06,763 --> 00:30:07,970 (GRUNTING) 479 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:11,098 (SCRAPPER SCREAMS) 480 00:30:12,060 --> 00:30:14,427 - (DISTANT CRASH) - Thank you. 481 00:30:16,398 --> 00:30:17,434 (GROANS) 482 00:30:47,554 --> 00:30:48,635 (GROANS) 483 00:30:49,806 --> 00:30:53,265 Scrapper 142. I need clearance and an audience with the boss. 484 00:30:53,852 --> 00:30:55,514 I've got something special. 485 00:30:55,812 --> 00:30:58,020 Hey! Where are you taking me? 486 00:30:59,566 --> 00:31:00,682 Answer me! 487 00:31:01,068 --> 00:31:02,149 Hey! 488 00:31:02,611 --> 00:31:04,978 I am Thor, son of Odin. I need to get back to Asgard. 489 00:31:06,156 --> 00:31:08,239 - Many apologies, your majesty. - (DEVICE BEEPING) 490 00:31:08,617 --> 00:31:09,903 (GROANING) 491 00:31:36,978 --> 00:31:40,517 It's come to my attention that you don't know who I am. 492 00:31:47,781 --> 00:31:51,195 I am Hela, Odin's firstborn... 493 00:31:51,326 --> 00:31:53,568 the commander of the Legions of Asgard... 494 00:31:53,870 --> 00:31:55,486 the rightful heir to the throne, 495 00:31:55,580 --> 00:31:57,116 and the Goddess of Death. 496 00:32:01,795 --> 00:32:04,287 My father is dead. 497 00:32:04,589 --> 00:32:06,330 As are the princes. You're welcome. 498 00:32:07,092 --> 00:32:08,424 We were once the seat 499 00:32:08,510 --> 00:32:10,376 of absolute power in the cosmos. 500 00:32:10,720 --> 00:32:12,757 Our supremacy was unchallenged. 501 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:16,015 Yet Odin stopped at Nine Realms. 502 00:32:16,309 --> 00:32:19,598 Our destiny is to rule over all others. 503 00:32:20,522 --> 00:32:23,560 And I am here to restore that power. 504 00:32:25,235 --> 00:32:26,726 Kneel before me... 505 00:32:26,862 --> 00:32:30,776 and rise into the ranks of my great conquest. 506 00:32:32,451 --> 00:32:34,113 Whoever you are... 507 00:32:34,327 --> 00:32:37,240 whatever you've done, surrender now! 508 00:32:37,539 --> 00:32:39,622 Or we will show you no mercy. 509 00:32:39,916 --> 00:32:41,327 Whoever I am? 510 00:32:41,418 --> 00:32:44,001 Did you listen to a word I said? 511 00:32:44,296 --> 00:32:46,162 This is your last warning! 512 00:32:48,425 --> 00:32:50,508 I thought you'd be happy to see me. 513 00:32:53,972 --> 00:32:55,179 (SIGHS) 514 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,556 Fine. 515 00:33:02,647 --> 00:33:03,854 (GRUNTING) 516 00:33:10,947 --> 00:33:12,154 SOLDIER: Charge! 517 00:33:12,365 --> 00:33:13,355 (ALL YELLING) 518 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:17,902 (MEN GROANING) 519 00:33:26,838 --> 00:33:28,249 (GUNS FIRING) 520 00:33:40,143 --> 00:33:42,385 (MEN GROANING) 521 00:33:44,689 --> 00:33:45,770 (BONES CRUNCHING) 522 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:52,652 (GRUNTS) 523 00:34:06,336 --> 00:34:08,453 Oh, I've missed this. 524 00:34:08,547 --> 00:34:10,288 Still, it's a shame. 525 00:34:11,174 --> 00:34:13,257 Good soldiers dying for nothing... 526 00:34:13,343 --> 00:34:15,505 all because they couldn't see the future. 527 00:34:15,971 --> 00:34:17,212 Sad. 528 00:34:17,430 --> 00:34:20,423 - (HOGUN GROANING) - Oh, look, still alive. 529 00:34:20,642 --> 00:34:22,508 (GROANING) 530 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:29,690 Change of heart? 531 00:34:30,110 --> 00:34:32,352 Go back to whatever cave you crept out of. 532 00:34:33,905 --> 00:34:35,112 You evil demoness! 533 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:37,190 (GROANS) 534 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:41,072 HELA: Let's go see my palace. 535 00:35:02,559 --> 00:35:03,766 (DOOR OPENS) 536 00:35:04,686 --> 00:35:06,302 (MACHINERY POWERING UP) 537 00:35:12,027 --> 00:35:14,269 FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Fear not, for you are found. 538 00:35:16,489 --> 00:35:18,321 You are home, and there is no going back. 539 00:35:19,367 --> 00:35:20,357 (STRAINS) 540 00:35:21,411 --> 00:35:23,744 No one leaves this place. 541 00:35:24,080 --> 00:35:25,616 But what is this place? 542 00:35:25,832 --> 00:35:28,916 The answer is Sakaar. 543 00:35:29,210 --> 00:35:30,792 (SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING) 544 00:35:30,962 --> 00:35:33,045 Surrounded by cosmic gateways... 545 00:35:33,256 --> 00:35:35,964 Sakaar lives on the edge of the known and unknown. 546 00:35:36,301 --> 00:35:37,917 It is the collection point 547 00:35:38,011 --> 00:35:39,673 for all lost and unloved things... 548 00:35:40,013 --> 00:35:41,629 like you. 549 00:35:41,848 --> 00:35:44,465 But here on Sakaar, you are significant. 550 00:35:44,809 --> 00:35:46,175 You are valuable. 551 00:35:46,269 --> 00:35:47,885 Here you are loved. 552 00:35:47,979 --> 00:35:48,969 What the hell? 553 00:35:49,105 --> 00:35:52,143 And no one loves you more than the Grandmaster. 554 00:35:52,442 --> 00:35:54,399 He is the original, 555 00:35:54,486 --> 00:35:56,523 the first lost and the first found... 556 00:35:56,738 --> 00:35:57,819 the creator of Sakaar... 557 00:35:58,156 --> 00:36:01,194 and father of the Contest of Champions. 558 00:36:01,534 --> 00:36:05,653 Where once you were nothing, now you are something. 559 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:09,035 You are the property of the Grandmaster. 560 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:10,749 Congratulations! 561 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:14,336 You will meet the Grandmaster in 5 seconds. 562 00:36:14,798 --> 00:36:16,039 Prepare yourself. 563 00:36:17,967 --> 00:36:19,083 Prepare yourself. 564 00:36:20,804 --> 00:36:24,013 You are now meeting the Grandmaster. 565 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:25,673 (SCREAMING) 566 00:36:33,066 --> 00:36:34,352 Hmm, hmm, hmm. 567 00:36:34,693 --> 00:36:35,934 (STRAINING) 568 00:36:37,070 --> 00:36:39,187 He's wonderful. It is a he? 569 00:36:39,531 --> 00:36:40,692 It is a he. 570 00:36:40,782 --> 00:36:41,772 Yeah. 571 00:36:41,991 --> 00:36:43,948 I love when you come to visit, 142. 572 00:36:44,119 --> 00:36:45,610 You bring me the best stuff. 573 00:36:46,037 --> 00:36:47,699 Whenever we get to talking, Topaz, 574 00:36:47,789 --> 00:36:49,496 about Scrapper 142... 575 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,074 what do I always say? 576 00:36:51,167 --> 00:36:53,124 "She is the..." And it starts with a "B." 577 00:36:53,336 --> 00:36:54,326 Trash. 578 00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:57,087 No, not trash. 579 00:36:58,049 --> 00:36:59,506 Were you waiting just to call her that? 580 00:36:59,592 --> 00:37:00,958 It doesn't start with a "B." 581 00:37:01,261 --> 00:37:02,251 Booze hag. 582 00:37:05,056 --> 00:37:07,264 Uh, I'm so sorry. No, "best." I was thinking about "best." 583 00:37:07,517 --> 00:37:08,633 'Cause I always say you're the best. 584 00:37:09,060 --> 00:37:10,801 She brought me my beloved champion, you know. 585 00:37:11,104 --> 00:37:12,811 You say that every time she's here. 586 00:37:13,064 --> 00:37:14,054 What have you brought today? Tell me. 587 00:37:14,566 --> 00:37:15,556 A contender. 588 00:37:15,775 --> 00:37:16,765 A what? 589 00:37:17,110 --> 00:37:18,976 I need to go closer. I want a closer look at this. 590 00:37:19,320 --> 00:37:21,107 Can you take us closer? Thank you. 591 00:37:21,406 --> 00:37:23,648 (SNAPPING FINGERS) 592 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:34,700 Pay this lady. 593 00:37:34,878 --> 00:37:36,494 Just wait a damn minute. 594 00:37:36,796 --> 00:37:39,038 (STRAINING) I'm not for sale. 595 00:37:39,257 --> 00:37:40,338 (GRUNTS) 596 00:37:42,969 --> 00:37:43,959 (GROANING) 597 00:37:45,513 --> 00:37:47,004 (CHUCKLES) Man, he's a fighter. 598 00:37:47,223 --> 00:37:48,464 I take 10 million. 599 00:37:48,767 --> 00:37:49,757 Tell her she's dreaming. 600 00:37:49,976 --> 00:37:51,808 Oh, for heaven's sakes, transfer the units. 601 00:37:52,353 --> 00:37:53,343 (DEVICE BEEPS) 602 00:37:58,943 --> 00:38:00,400 (WEAKLY) You'll pay for this. 603 00:38:00,779 --> 00:38:01,986 No, I got paid for this. 604 00:38:03,990 --> 00:38:05,356 - Here's what I wanna know. - (DEVICE BEEPS) 605 00:38:07,160 --> 00:38:08,150 Who are you? 606 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:12,204 I am the God of Thunder. 607 00:38:12,957 --> 00:38:14,698 - (ELECTRICITY CRACKLES) - Wow. 608 00:38:15,585 --> 00:38:16,792 I didn't hear any thunder, 609 00:38:16,878 --> 00:38:18,915 but out of your fingers, was that sparkles? 610 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:21,463 We've located your cousin. 611 00:38:22,217 --> 00:38:23,549 Uh, oh, good! 612 00:38:23,802 --> 00:38:25,794 Yeah, come on. I think you're gonna like this. 613 00:38:26,137 --> 00:38:27,127 There he is. 614 00:38:27,222 --> 00:38:28,303 Hey, cuz. 615 00:38:29,015 --> 00:38:31,177 We almost couldn't find you. What, you been hiding? 616 00:38:31,351 --> 00:38:32,637 Hi. 617 00:38:32,936 --> 00:38:34,143 - (GROANS) - GRANDMASTER: Hmm. 618 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:35,345 So... 619 00:38:35,647 --> 00:38:36,637 Please. 620 00:38:37,357 --> 00:38:38,848 (GROANS) I'm sorry. 621 00:38:39,108 --> 00:38:40,144 Yeah. 622 00:38:40,360 --> 00:38:41,476 Carlo... 623 00:38:42,779 --> 00:38:43,860 I pardon you. 624 00:38:44,197 --> 00:38:45,404 (SIGHS) Oh, thank you. 625 00:38:45,490 --> 00:38:46,480 Thank you. 626 00:38:46,908 --> 00:38:49,651 You're officially pardoned. From life. 627 00:38:49,994 --> 00:38:51,735 - (SCREAMING) - (SIZZLING) 628 00:38:54,707 --> 00:38:56,699 (GROANS) Help me. 629 00:38:57,502 --> 00:38:59,994 Oh, my God! 630 00:39:00,547 --> 00:39:02,379 I'm stepping in it. I'm stepping in it. Look! 631 00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,335 Wow. 632 00:39:04,884 --> 00:39:06,295 Oh, the smell. 633 00:39:06,845 --> 00:39:07,926 What does it smell like? 634 00:39:08,221 --> 00:39:10,383 - Burnt toast. - (CHUCKLES) 635 00:39:10,598 --> 00:39:12,180 What happened to my manners? 636 00:39:12,559 --> 00:39:13,970 I haven't properly introduced myself. 637 00:39:14,269 --> 00:39:16,056 Come on. Uh, follow me. 638 00:39:16,521 --> 00:39:18,478 - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) - My name is Grandmaster. 639 00:39:18,690 --> 00:39:20,477 I preside over a little harlequinade 640 00:39:20,567 --> 00:39:21,978 called the Contest of Champions. 641 00:39:22,360 --> 00:39:23,646 People come from far and wide 642 00:39:23,736 --> 00:39:24,897 to unwillingly participate in it. 643 00:39:25,321 --> 00:39:26,311 And you, my friend, 644 00:39:26,406 --> 00:39:27,897 might just be part of the new cast. 645 00:39:28,074 --> 00:39:29,110 What do you say to that? 646 00:39:29,200 --> 00:39:31,192 We're not friends and I don't give a shit about your games. 647 00:39:31,411 --> 00:39:32,652 I'm going back to Asgard. 648 00:39:33,037 --> 00:39:35,120 - Ass-gard. - (MUSIC CONTINUES) 649 00:39:35,915 --> 00:39:37,907 One, two, three, four. 650 00:39:39,586 --> 00:39:41,669 LOKI: There was a wormhole in space and time beneath me. 651 00:39:41,880 --> 00:39:44,998 At that moment, I let go. (LAUGHS) 652 00:39:45,258 --> 00:39:46,248 Loki? 653 00:39:47,719 --> 00:39:49,301 Loki! Loki! 654 00:39:49,554 --> 00:39:52,797 - Over here. Over here. - (LAUGHING) 655 00:39:53,057 --> 00:39:54,264 - Excuse me one second. - Loki! 656 00:39:54,809 --> 00:39:56,175 - (SHUSHING) - (BOTH WHISPERING) 657 00:39:56,269 --> 00:39:57,430 - What? - You're alive? 658 00:39:57,520 --> 00:39:59,182 - Yes, of course I'm alive. - What are you doing here? 659 00:39:59,480 --> 00:40:00,470 What do you mean, what am I doing? 660 00:40:00,565 --> 00:40:01,555 I'm stuck in this stupid chair. 661 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:02,935 - Where's your chair? - I didn't get a chair. 662 00:40:03,318 --> 00:40:04,604 - Get me out of this one. - I can't. 663 00:40:04,694 --> 00:40:06,026 - Get me out. What? - I can't. 664 00:40:06,112 --> 00:40:07,102 I've made friends with this man. 665 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:08,186 He's called the Grandmaster. 666 00:40:08,281 --> 00:40:09,397 - Oh, he's crazy! - I've gained his favor. 667 00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:11,156 The Bifrost brought me out here weeks ago. 668 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:12,441 - Weeks ago? - Yes. 669 00:40:12,660 --> 00:40:13,650 I just got here. 670 00:40:13,912 --> 00:40:14,902 (WHISPERS) What are you whispering about? 671 00:40:15,079 --> 00:40:16,115 (YELPS) 672 00:40:16,205 --> 00:40:17,821 Time works real different around these parts. 673 00:40:18,124 --> 00:40:21,037 On any other world, I'd be, like, millions of years old. 674 00:40:21,336 --> 00:40:22,827 But here on Sakaar... 675 00:40:23,046 --> 00:40:24,878 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 676 00:40:28,384 --> 00:40:30,922 In any case, you know this, uh... 677 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:32,344 You call yourself Lord of Thunder? 678 00:40:32,430 --> 00:40:34,797 God of Thunder. Tell him. 679 00:40:35,141 --> 00:40:36,677 I've never met this man in my life. 680 00:40:36,976 --> 00:40:38,467 - He's my brother. - Adopted. 681 00:40:38,561 --> 00:40:39,642 Is he any kind of a fighter? 682 00:40:40,021 --> 00:40:41,057 (LAUGHS) You take this thing 683 00:40:41,147 --> 00:40:42,137 out of my neck and I'll show you. 684 00:40:42,398 --> 00:40:43,980 Now, listen to that. He's threatening me. 685 00:40:44,233 --> 00:40:46,099 Hey, Sparkles, here's the deal. 686 00:40:46,402 --> 00:40:48,485 If you wanna get back to Ass-place, Assberg... 687 00:40:48,738 --> 00:40:49,819 Asgard. 688 00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:52,740 Any contender who defeats my champion... 689 00:40:52,951 --> 00:40:54,658 their freedom they shall win. 690 00:40:54,953 --> 00:40:56,489 Fine. Then point me in the direction 691 00:40:56,579 --> 00:40:58,036 of whoever's ass I have to kick! 692 00:40:58,373 --> 00:41:00,786 That's what I call, contender. 693 00:41:01,042 --> 00:41:03,329 Direction would be this way, Lord. 694 00:41:03,795 --> 00:41:05,002 Ah! Loki! 695 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:10,544 (GRUNTING) 696 00:41:10,760 --> 00:41:12,877 Hey, hey, hey. Take it easy, man. 697 00:41:13,972 --> 00:41:15,679 - (PANTING) - Over here. 698 00:41:15,848 --> 00:41:17,339 The pile of rocks waving at you. Here. 699 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,058 Yeah, I'm actually a thing. I'm a being. 700 00:41:20,311 --> 00:41:21,893 Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Korg. 701 00:41:21,980 --> 00:41:23,266 I'm kind of like the leader in here. 702 00:41:23,564 --> 00:41:25,305 I'm made of rocks, as you can see. 703 00:41:25,400 --> 00:41:26,857 But don't let that intimidate you. 704 00:41:27,151 --> 00:41:28,312 You don't need to be afraid 705 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:29,939 unless you're made of scissors. (CHUCKLES) 706 00:41:30,154 --> 00:41:31,315 Just a little rock-paper-scissor 707 00:41:31,406 --> 00:41:32,396 joke for you. 708 00:41:32,699 --> 00:41:35,316 This is my very good friend over here, Miek. 709 00:41:35,618 --> 00:41:38,235 He's an insect and has knives for hands. 710 00:41:38,997 --> 00:41:40,283 You're a Kronan, aren't you? 711 00:41:40,665 --> 00:41:43,123 - That I am. - How'd you end up in here? 712 00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:45,083 Ah, well, I tried to start a revolution, 713 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:46,205 but didn't print enough pamphlets. 714 00:41:46,504 --> 00:41:47,870 So hardly anyone turned up, 715 00:41:47,964 --> 00:41:50,547 except for my mum and her boyfriend, who I hate. 716 00:41:50,883 --> 00:41:52,169 As punishment, I was forced 717 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,627 to be in here and become a gladiator. 718 00:41:54,846 --> 00:41:56,132 Bit of a promotional disaster, that one. 719 00:41:56,472 --> 00:41:59,055 But I'm actually organizing another revolution. 720 00:41:59,350 --> 00:42:00,340 I don't know if you'd be interested 721 00:42:00,435 --> 00:42:01,471 in something like that. 722 00:42:01,561 --> 00:42:03,223 Do you reckon you'd be interested? 723 00:42:05,523 --> 00:42:06,513 How did you... 724 00:42:06,774 --> 00:42:09,357 Ah, yeah, no. This whole thing is a circle. 725 00:42:09,652 --> 00:42:12,690 But not a real circle, more like a freaky circle. 726 00:42:13,031 --> 00:42:14,192 This doesn't make any sense. 727 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:15,568 No, nothing makes sense here, man. 728 00:42:15,825 --> 00:42:17,191 The only thing that does make sense 729 00:42:17,285 --> 00:42:18,651 is that nothing makes sense. 730 00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:21,203 Has anyone here fought the Grandmaster's champion? 731 00:42:21,497 --> 00:42:22,487 Doug has. 732 00:42:22,665 --> 00:42:23,655 Doug! 733 00:42:23,916 --> 00:42:24,906 Our luck, Doug's dead. 734 00:42:25,001 --> 00:42:25,991 That's right. 735 00:42:26,169 --> 00:42:27,250 Everyone who fights 736 00:42:27,336 --> 00:42:28,417 the Grandmaster's champion perishes. 737 00:42:28,880 --> 00:42:30,416 What about you? You're made of rocks. 738 00:42:30,673 --> 00:42:33,211 Perishable rock. There you go. Another one gone. 739 00:42:33,551 --> 00:42:35,292 Yeah, no, I just do the smaller fights, 740 00:42:35,386 --> 00:42:37,218 warm up the crowd and whatnot. 741 00:42:37,513 --> 00:42:39,129 Wait. You're not gonna face him, are you? 742 00:42:39,432 --> 00:42:40,718 Yes, I am. 743 00:42:41,059 --> 00:42:42,800 Gonna fight him, win, 744 00:42:42,894 --> 00:42:44,180 and get the hell out of this place. 745 00:42:44,937 --> 00:42:46,678 That's exactly what Doug used to say. 746 00:42:47,023 --> 00:42:48,730 See you later, new Doug. 747 00:42:58,659 --> 00:43:00,275 Does no one remember me? 748 00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:03,321 Has no one been taught our history? 749 00:43:09,128 --> 00:43:10,460 Look at these lies. 750 00:43:11,297 --> 00:43:12,629 Goblets and garden parties? 751 00:43:15,009 --> 00:43:16,545 Peace treaties? 752 00:43:17,470 --> 00:43:18,586 Odin... 753 00:43:18,846 --> 00:43:20,337 proud to have it... 754 00:43:20,640 --> 00:43:21,881 ashamed of how he got it. 755 00:43:22,100 --> 00:43:23,261 (GRUNTING) 756 00:43:41,327 --> 00:43:43,444 We were unstoppable. 757 00:43:43,538 --> 00:43:45,450 I was his weapon in the conquest 758 00:43:45,540 --> 00:43:47,998 that built Asgard's empire. 759 00:43:50,878 --> 00:43:54,167 One by one, the realms became ours. 760 00:43:54,423 --> 00:43:58,508 But then, simply because my ambition outgrew his... 761 00:43:58,803 --> 00:44:03,343 he banished me, caged me, locked me away like an animal. 762 00:44:03,724 --> 00:44:06,387 Before that, Asgard's warriors were honored... 763 00:44:06,686 --> 00:44:10,179 their bodies buried as heroes beneath this very palace. 764 00:44:21,450 --> 00:44:23,112 - Odin's treasures. - Fake. 765 00:44:24,245 --> 00:44:25,326 (CLATTERS) 766 00:44:25,413 --> 00:44:27,826 Most of the stuff in here is fake. 767 00:44:28,541 --> 00:44:29,622 Or weak. 768 00:44:31,836 --> 00:44:33,702 Smaller than I thought it would be. 769 00:44:34,881 --> 00:44:36,372 That's not bad. 770 00:44:36,465 --> 00:44:38,127 (GASPS) But this... 771 00:44:38,843 --> 00:44:40,835 The Eternal Flame. 772 00:44:42,054 --> 00:44:43,761 (DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING) 773 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:11,452 Want to see what true power really looks like? 774 00:45:21,427 --> 00:45:22,543 (THUDS) 775 00:45:40,321 --> 00:45:42,904 Fenris, my darling, what have they done to you? 776 00:45:45,451 --> 00:45:49,445 With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn. 777 00:45:56,587 --> 00:45:58,044 (GROWLING) 778 00:46:05,137 --> 00:46:06,924 I've missed you. 779 00:46:07,890 --> 00:46:09,677 I've missed you all. 780 00:46:12,520 --> 00:46:13,510 THOR: Odin... 781 00:46:13,813 --> 00:46:16,977 I bid you take your place in the halls of Valhalla... 782 00:46:17,275 --> 00:46:19,517 where the brave shall live forever. 783 00:46:21,070 --> 00:46:23,312 Nor shall we mourn but rejoice... 784 00:46:23,698 --> 00:46:24,939 for those that have died... 785 00:46:25,032 --> 00:46:26,318 THOR AND LOKI: ...the glorious death. 786 00:46:34,417 --> 00:46:35,703 Hurts, doesn't it? 787 00:46:36,002 --> 00:46:36,992 Being lied to. 788 00:46:38,045 --> 00:46:39,377 Being told you're one thing 789 00:46:39,463 --> 00:46:41,329 and then learning it's all a fiction. 790 00:46:46,304 --> 00:46:48,170 You didn't think I'd really come and see you, did you? 791 00:46:48,472 --> 00:46:50,088 This place is disgusting. 792 00:46:51,434 --> 00:46:52,641 (ROCK CLATTERS) 793 00:46:53,102 --> 00:46:54,809 Does this mean you don't want my help? 794 00:46:55,104 --> 00:46:57,016 Look, I couldn't jeopardize my position with the Grandmaster. 795 00:46:57,189 --> 00:46:58,555 It took me time to win his trust. 796 00:46:58,649 --> 00:47:00,106 He's a lunatic, but he can be amenable. 797 00:47:00,443 --> 00:47:01,650 What I'm telling you is, 798 00:47:01,736 --> 00:47:03,523 you could join me at the Grandmaster's side. 799 00:47:03,779 --> 00:47:04,769 Perhaps, in time, 800 00:47:04,864 --> 00:47:08,323 an accident befalls the Grandmaster, and then... 801 00:47:08,701 --> 00:47:10,533 (MOUTHING WORDS) 802 00:47:13,080 --> 00:47:14,287 (ROCK CLATTERS) 803 00:47:14,373 --> 00:47:16,740 You're not seriously thinking of going back, are you? 804 00:47:19,337 --> 00:47:21,920 Our sister destroyed your hammer 805 00:47:22,006 --> 00:47:23,372 like a piece of glass. 806 00:47:24,467 --> 00:47:26,129 She's stronger than both of us. She's stronger than you. 807 00:47:26,344 --> 00:47:27,630 You don't stand a chance. 808 00:47:27,803 --> 00:47:29,965 Do you understand what I'm saying to you? 809 00:47:31,766 --> 00:47:33,007 (SCOFFS) 810 00:47:34,518 --> 00:47:35,508 Fine. 811 00:47:38,230 --> 00:47:40,688 I guess I'll just have to go it alone. 812 00:47:41,609 --> 00:47:42,599 Like I've always done. 813 00:47:45,738 --> 00:47:46,899 Would you say something? 814 00:47:49,700 --> 00:47:51,111 Say something! 815 00:47:52,370 --> 00:47:54,453 What would you like me to say? 816 00:47:54,955 --> 00:47:57,038 You faked your own death... 817 00:47:57,333 --> 00:47:59,825 you stole the throne, stripped Odin of his power... 818 00:48:00,086 --> 00:48:01,543 stranded him on Earth to die, 819 00:48:01,629 --> 00:48:03,245 releasing the Goddess of Death. 820 00:48:03,881 --> 00:48:05,042 Have I said enough or would you like me to go back 821 00:48:05,132 --> 00:48:07,044 further than the past two days? 822 00:48:08,761 --> 00:48:10,127 You know, I haven't seen this 823 00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:12,258 beloved champion he talks of... 824 00:48:12,556 --> 00:48:14,422 but I've heard he is astonishingly savage. 825 00:48:15,226 --> 00:48:17,809 I've placed a large wager against you tomorrow. 826 00:48:19,188 --> 00:48:20,178 Don't let me down. 827 00:48:22,358 --> 00:48:23,348 (GLASS SHATTERS) 828 00:48:24,235 --> 00:48:25,646 KORG: Piss off, ghost! 829 00:48:28,239 --> 00:48:29,696 He's freaking gone. 830 00:48:35,788 --> 00:48:36,904 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 831 00:48:38,124 --> 00:48:39,114 KORG: Oh, yuck! 832 00:48:39,250 --> 00:48:41,333 There's still someone's hair and blood all over this. 833 00:48:41,627 --> 00:48:42,913 Guys, can you clean up the weapons 834 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:44,210 once you finish your fight? 835 00:48:44,380 --> 00:48:45,370 Disgusting slobs. 836 00:48:46,632 --> 00:48:48,043 Oh, Thor... 837 00:48:48,551 --> 00:48:50,338 wanna use a big wooden fork? 838 00:48:50,719 --> 00:48:51,709 No. 839 00:48:51,846 --> 00:48:53,007 Yeah, not really useful. 840 00:48:53,222 --> 00:48:54,929 Unless you're fighting off three vampires 841 00:48:55,015 --> 00:48:56,597 that were huddled together. 842 00:48:57,601 --> 00:48:59,058 I really wish I had my hammer. 843 00:48:59,478 --> 00:49:00,468 Hammer? 844 00:49:00,688 --> 00:49:02,179 Quite unique. It was made from this 845 00:49:02,273 --> 00:49:04,230 special metal from the heart of a dying star. 846 00:49:04,817 --> 00:49:06,274 And when I spun it really, really fast, 847 00:49:06,360 --> 00:49:07,851 it gave me the ability to fly. 848 00:49:07,987 --> 00:49:08,977 You rode a hammer? 849 00:49:09,238 --> 00:49:10,649 No, I didn't ride the hammer. 850 00:49:11,073 --> 00:49:12,314 The hammer rode you on your back? 851 00:49:12,491 --> 00:49:14,073 No. I used to spin it really fast, 852 00:49:14,160 --> 00:49:15,742 and it would pull me off the... 853 00:49:15,828 --> 00:49:17,911 Oh, my God. A hammer pulled you off? 854 00:49:17,997 --> 00:49:19,738 The ground. It would pull me off the ground, 855 00:49:19,832 --> 00:49:21,619 up into the air, and I would fly. 856 00:49:21,917 --> 00:49:22,907 Every time I threw it, 857 00:49:23,002 --> 00:49:24,789 it would always come back to me. 858 00:49:25,171 --> 00:49:26,287 Sounds like you had a pretty special 859 00:49:26,380 --> 00:49:27,746 and intimate relationship with this hammer... 860 00:49:27,840 --> 00:49:28,956 and that losing it 861 00:49:29,049 --> 00:49:30,836 was almost comparable to losing a loved one. 862 00:49:31,969 --> 00:49:34,052 That's a nice way of putting it. 863 00:49:35,723 --> 00:49:36,964 I said they're mine. 864 00:49:38,517 --> 00:49:40,383 See her, that's the one that put me in here. 865 00:49:40,728 --> 00:49:42,936 Oh, yeah. Scrapper 142. 866 00:49:43,022 --> 00:49:45,139 Gotta watch out for those Asgardians, man. 867 00:49:45,232 --> 00:49:46,814 They are hard to perish. 868 00:49:47,026 --> 00:49:48,392 Asgardian? 869 00:49:50,237 --> 00:49:52,103 Hey. Hey. 870 00:49:52,865 --> 00:49:53,855 Hey. 871 00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:56,858 Do not zap me with that thing. I just wanna talk. 872 00:49:58,579 --> 00:49:59,945 Asgard is in danger. 873 00:50:04,460 --> 00:50:05,917 My God, you're a Valkyrie. 874 00:50:07,004 --> 00:50:09,212 I used to wanna be a Valkyrie when I was younger... 875 00:50:09,548 --> 00:50:11,835 until I found out that you were all women. 876 00:50:12,009 --> 00:50:12,999 There's nothing wrong with women, of course. 877 00:50:13,093 --> 00:50:14,083 I love women. 878 00:50:14,303 --> 00:50:15,714 Sometimes a little too much. 879 00:50:15,930 --> 00:50:16,966 Not in a creepy way, 880 00:50:17,056 --> 00:50:18,763 just more of a respectful appreciation. 881 00:50:19,058 --> 00:50:20,299 I think it's great that there is 882 00:50:20,392 --> 00:50:23,430 an elite force of women warriors. 883 00:50:23,687 --> 00:50:25,098 It's about time. 884 00:50:26,607 --> 00:50:27,723 Are you done? 885 00:50:27,816 --> 00:50:28,806 WARDEN: Lord of Thunder, you're up. 886 00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:29,982 Please, help me. I need your help. 887 00:50:30,069 --> 00:50:31,059 Bye. 888 00:50:31,153 --> 00:50:33,315 Fine, then you must be a traitor or a coward. 889 00:50:33,614 --> 00:50:35,856 Because the Valkyrie is sworn to protect the throne. 890 00:50:36,492 --> 00:50:39,656 Listen closely, your majesty. This is Sakaar, not Asgard. 891 00:50:40,287 --> 00:50:41,869 And I'm a Scrapper, not a Valkyrie. 892 00:50:43,249 --> 00:50:45,115 - (DEVICE BEEPS) - (GROANING) 893 00:50:45,209 --> 00:50:47,075 Bring him in for processing. 894 00:50:47,461 --> 00:50:51,171 And no one escapes this place. So you're gonna die anyway. 895 00:51:03,102 --> 00:51:04,559 BARBER: Now, don't you move. 896 00:51:04,937 --> 00:51:07,429 My hands ain't as steady as they used to be. 897 00:51:07,690 --> 00:51:10,478 By Odin's beard, you shall not cut my hair... 898 00:51:10,818 --> 00:51:13,276 lest you feel the wrath of the mighty Thor. 899 00:51:15,489 --> 00:51:17,151 (WHIRRING) 900 00:51:17,658 --> 00:51:20,025 Please. Please, kind sir, do not cut my hair. 901 00:51:20,160 --> 00:51:21,241 (BARBER LAUGHS) 902 00:51:21,370 --> 00:51:22,702 Please! No! 903 00:51:22,913 --> 00:51:23,949 No! 904 00:51:30,254 --> 00:51:32,120 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 905 00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:39,003 Wow! Look at all of you. (LAUGHS) 906 00:51:39,096 --> 00:51:40,758 What a show! What a night! 907 00:51:41,015 --> 00:51:42,005 Who's having fun? 908 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,799 Please, I'm your host. 909 00:51:45,060 --> 00:51:46,221 Big round of applause 910 00:51:46,312 --> 00:51:48,178 for all of our undercard competitors... 911 00:51:48,439 --> 00:51:51,147 who today died so gruesomely. 912 00:51:51,400 --> 00:51:52,516 Good sports. 913 00:51:52,776 --> 00:51:54,358 What a show! What a night! 914 00:51:55,070 --> 00:51:58,689 This is what you've come for, and so have I. 915 00:52:04,747 --> 00:52:07,581 And now, without further ado... 916 00:52:07,666 --> 00:52:10,158 it's main event time. 917 00:52:10,252 --> 00:52:11,788 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 918 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:13,544 Making his first appearance, 919 00:52:13,631 --> 00:52:15,167 though he looks quite promising... 920 00:52:15,633 --> 00:52:17,295 got a couple of tricks up his sleeve. 921 00:52:17,801 --> 00:52:20,339 I'll say no more, see what you think. 922 00:52:20,846 --> 00:52:22,007 Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... 923 00:52:23,140 --> 00:52:25,302 Lord of Thunder. 924 00:52:26,477 --> 00:52:28,514 (AUDIENCE BOOING AND SHOUTING) 925 00:52:48,624 --> 00:52:50,786 Watch out for his fingers. They make sparks. 926 00:52:50,876 --> 00:52:52,208 Okay, this is it. 927 00:52:52,711 --> 00:52:55,624 Let's get ready to welcome this guy. Here he comes. 928 00:52:56,256 --> 00:52:58,714 - (FIREWORKS BURSTING) - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 929 00:52:59,760 --> 00:53:01,251 (RUMBLING) 930 00:53:04,765 --> 00:53:06,051 GRANDMASTER: He is a creature. 931 00:53:06,266 --> 00:53:07,552 What can we say about him? 932 00:53:07,643 --> 00:53:10,101 Well, he's unique. There's none like him. 933 00:53:10,354 --> 00:53:12,767 I feel a special connection with him. 934 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:15,769 He's undefeated. 935 00:53:17,236 --> 00:53:18,647 He's the reigning. 936 00:53:21,073 --> 00:53:23,110 He's the defending. 937 00:53:23,617 --> 00:53:24,607 Ladies and gentlemen... 938 00:53:25,035 --> 00:53:26,025 I give you... 939 00:53:26,370 --> 00:53:27,360 Uh-oh. 940 00:53:30,916 --> 00:53:34,580 ...your Incredible... 941 00:53:36,463 --> 00:53:38,204 (ROARING) 942 00:53:38,424 --> 00:53:40,256 Hulk! 943 00:53:40,884 --> 00:53:42,216 Yes! 944 00:53:42,511 --> 00:53:43,797 (CHEERING DIES DOWN) 945 00:53:46,181 --> 00:53:48,013 I have to get off this planet. 946 00:53:48,767 --> 00:53:50,508 Hey, hey, hey. Where you going? 947 00:53:50,936 --> 00:53:53,053 - (YELLING) - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 948 00:53:56,233 --> 00:53:58,190 (AUDIENCE CHANTING) 949 00:53:58,902 --> 00:54:00,018 Hey! 950 00:54:00,738 --> 00:54:01,945 We know each other. 951 00:54:02,406 --> 00:54:04,272 He's a friend from work. 952 00:54:05,784 --> 00:54:06,945 (LOKI CLEARS THROAT) 953 00:54:13,667 --> 00:54:15,203 Where have you been? 954 00:54:15,419 --> 00:54:17,411 Everybody thought you were dead. 955 00:54:17,713 --> 00:54:19,500 But so much has happened since I last saw you. 956 00:54:20,132 --> 00:54:21,668 I lost my hammer. 957 00:54:21,842 --> 00:54:24,801 Like, yesterday, so that's still pretty fresh. 958 00:54:25,345 --> 00:54:27,507 Loki. Loki's alive. Can you believe it? 959 00:54:27,806 --> 00:54:28,842 He's up there. 960 00:54:29,057 --> 00:54:30,969 Loki! Look who it is! 961 00:54:33,228 --> 00:54:35,220 Banner, I never thought I would say this... 962 00:54:35,314 --> 00:54:37,556 but I'm happy to see you. 963 00:54:37,900 --> 00:54:40,233 AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Hulk! Hulk! Hulk! 964 00:54:46,033 --> 00:54:47,023 THOR: Banner. 965 00:54:48,160 --> 00:54:49,401 Hey, Banner! 966 00:54:49,995 --> 00:54:51,987 No Banner. Only Hulk. 967 00:54:52,498 --> 00:54:53,534 What are you doing? 968 00:54:53,624 --> 00:54:55,490 - It's me. It's Thor! - (GROWLS) 969 00:54:56,418 --> 00:54:58,159 (YELLING) 970 00:55:08,514 --> 00:55:09,925 (ROARS) 971 00:55:16,021 --> 00:55:17,182 Banner, we're friends. 972 00:55:17,272 --> 00:55:19,229 This is crazy. I don't want to hurt you! 973 00:55:26,365 --> 00:55:28,197 - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) - Here we go. 974 00:55:29,326 --> 00:55:30,407 (HULK GRUNTS) 975 00:55:47,052 --> 00:55:48,133 What? 976 00:55:51,473 --> 00:55:52,634 (AUDIENCE MURMURING) 977 00:55:58,689 --> 00:56:00,055 Hey, big guy. 978 00:56:02,025 --> 00:56:03,891 The sun's getting real low. 979 00:56:04,778 --> 00:56:06,360 (GRUNTING) 980 00:56:10,659 --> 00:56:12,116 (SHUSHING) 981 00:56:15,205 --> 00:56:17,538 That's it. The sun's going down. 982 00:56:20,669 --> 00:56:22,251 I won't hurt you anymore. 983 00:56:22,671 --> 00:56:23,912 No one will. 984 00:56:27,009 --> 00:56:28,090 (YELPS) 985 00:56:28,176 --> 00:56:30,008 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 986 00:56:34,099 --> 00:56:35,635 (ROARING) 987 00:56:36,101 --> 00:56:38,093 Yes! That's how it feels! 988 00:56:38,395 --> 00:56:39,476 (LOKI CHUCKLES) 989 00:56:39,688 --> 00:56:41,224 I'm just a huge fan of the sport. 990 00:56:41,648 --> 00:56:42,980 (LAUGHING) 991 00:56:43,483 --> 00:56:44,690 (AUDIENCE CHANTING) 992 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:46,225 (ROARS) 993 00:56:49,031 --> 00:56:51,364 All right. Screw it. 994 00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:54,904 (AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING) 995 00:56:57,414 --> 00:56:58,530 AUDIENCE: Oh! 996 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:02,491 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 997 00:57:03,128 --> 00:57:04,209 I know you're in there, Banner. 998 00:57:04,296 --> 00:57:05,286 I'll get you out! 999 00:57:07,799 --> 00:57:08,960 (AUDIENCE CLAMORING) 1000 00:57:09,635 --> 00:57:10,842 (ROARS) 1001 00:57:14,681 --> 00:57:16,513 What's the matter with you? You're embarrassing me! 1002 00:57:16,767 --> 00:57:17,883 I told them we were friends! 1003 00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:28,192 (THOR YELLING) 1004 00:57:35,243 --> 00:57:36,233 (YELLS) 1005 00:57:37,329 --> 00:57:38,615 (CLAMORING STOPS) 1006 00:57:40,248 --> 00:57:41,739 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1007 00:57:47,756 --> 00:57:49,213 - (THOR GRUNTS) - (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 1008 00:57:57,057 --> 00:57:58,047 (LAUGHS) 1009 00:57:58,934 --> 00:58:00,891 (THOR GRUNTING) 1010 00:58:08,402 --> 00:58:09,643 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1011 00:58:12,656 --> 00:58:14,022 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 1012 00:58:15,117 --> 00:58:16,574 (GROANING) 1013 00:58:18,161 --> 00:58:19,618 (AUDIENCE GASPS) 1014 00:58:24,084 --> 00:58:25,950 (INDISTINCT MURMURING) 1015 00:58:30,340 --> 00:58:31,751 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1016 00:58:49,401 --> 00:58:52,235 AUDIENCE: (CHANTING) Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! 1017 00:58:54,031 --> 00:58:58,822 Thunder! Thunder! Thunder! 1018 00:58:59,286 --> 00:59:00,447 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 1019 00:59:08,795 --> 00:59:09,785 (DEVICE BEEPS) 1020 00:59:12,257 --> 00:59:13,964 (AUDIENCE BOOING) 1021 00:59:22,225 --> 00:59:23,215 (ROARING) 1022 00:59:29,191 --> 00:59:30,398 (SIGHS) 1023 00:59:30,484 --> 00:59:33,101 Another day, another Doug. 1024 00:59:33,278 --> 00:59:34,359 (ROARS) 1025 00:59:39,910 --> 00:59:41,993 (THUDDING) 1026 00:59:42,370 --> 00:59:44,282 HELA: What is that noise? 1027 00:59:44,539 --> 00:59:47,202 The common folk aren't exactly falling in line. 1028 00:59:47,709 --> 00:59:51,293 There's a resistance trying to knock down the front gates. 1029 00:59:53,298 --> 00:59:54,834 (CREATURES GROWLING) 1030 00:59:56,843 --> 00:59:58,584 Tell me about yourself, Skurge. 1031 00:59:59,096 --> 01:00:01,304 Well, me dad was a stonemason. Me mum was... 1032 01:00:01,556 --> 01:00:03,468 Right, yeah, I'll just stop you there. 1033 01:00:03,558 --> 01:00:05,299 What I meant was... 1034 01:00:05,811 --> 01:00:07,097 what's your ambition? 1035 01:00:08,396 --> 01:00:11,639 I just want a chance to prove myself. 1036 01:00:12,400 --> 01:00:13,390 Recognition. 1037 01:00:13,777 --> 01:00:15,018 When I was young... 1038 01:00:15,445 --> 01:00:18,938 every great king had an executioner. 1039 01:00:19,241 --> 01:00:21,153 Not just to execute people... 1040 01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:23,909 but also to execute their vision. 1041 01:00:25,038 --> 01:00:27,701 But mainly to execute people. 1042 01:00:27,999 --> 01:00:29,911 Still, it was a great honor. 1043 01:00:31,878 --> 01:00:34,461 I was Odin's executioner. 1044 01:00:35,757 --> 01:00:39,842 And you shall be my executioner. 1045 01:00:45,475 --> 01:00:47,341 Let's begin our conquest. 1046 01:00:49,646 --> 01:00:51,308 (SWEEPING MUSIC PLAYING) 1047 01:00:58,864 --> 01:01:00,275 Skurge, where's the sword? 1048 01:01:05,704 --> 01:01:09,414 That sword is the key to opening the Bifrost. 1049 01:01:10,000 --> 01:01:11,366 Those people you mentioned, 1050 01:01:11,459 --> 01:01:13,451 the ones who aren't falling into line... 1051 01:01:14,129 --> 01:01:15,210 round them up. 1052 01:01:19,926 --> 01:01:21,133 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1053 01:01:22,053 --> 01:01:23,214 (PANTING) 1054 01:01:24,556 --> 01:01:25,546 (SNARLS) 1055 01:01:39,154 --> 01:01:40,565 Excuse me. 1056 01:01:42,949 --> 01:01:44,065 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1057 01:01:52,667 --> 01:01:54,078 Sorry about that. 1058 01:01:54,169 --> 01:01:55,455 These bloody things are everywhere. 1059 01:01:56,922 --> 01:01:57,912 Come on. 1060 01:02:24,616 --> 01:02:26,152 (RUMBLING) 1061 01:02:32,874 --> 01:02:34,456 You'll be safe here. 1062 01:02:54,854 --> 01:02:56,061 - (YELLS) - (ALL GASP) 1063 01:02:56,398 --> 01:02:57,605 (GROANING) 1064 01:03:03,446 --> 01:03:05,483 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 1065 01:03:36,479 --> 01:03:37,595 (WATER SPLASHES) 1066 01:03:43,945 --> 01:03:44,935 Are we cool? 1067 01:03:45,447 --> 01:03:46,733 (GROWLS SOFTLY) 1068 01:03:48,825 --> 01:03:50,236 It's Hulk in a hot tub. 1069 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,111 So how long have you been like that? 1070 01:03:53,788 --> 01:03:54,824 Like what? 1071 01:03:55,457 --> 01:03:58,746 Like this. Big, and green, and stupid. 1072 01:04:00,128 --> 01:04:02,040 Hulk always Hulk. 1073 01:04:07,052 --> 01:04:08,213 How'd you get here? 1074 01:04:09,137 --> 01:04:10,127 Winning. 1075 01:04:10,221 --> 01:04:11,803 You mean cheating, huh? 1076 01:04:11,890 --> 01:04:14,223 Were they wearing one of these when you won? 1077 01:04:14,476 --> 01:04:15,637 How'd you arrive here? 1078 01:04:15,935 --> 01:04:17,346 (IMITATING WHOOSHING) 1079 01:04:18,646 --> 01:04:19,636 Quinjet. 1080 01:04:20,023 --> 01:04:22,356 Yes. Now, where is the Quinjet now? 1081 01:04:27,322 --> 01:04:29,188 That's naked. 1082 01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:32,066 - He's very naked. Hmm. - (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 1083 01:04:34,954 --> 01:04:36,866 It's in my brain now. 1084 01:04:37,707 --> 01:04:38,697 Quinjet. 1085 01:04:49,636 --> 01:04:50,717 Yes! 1086 01:04:51,096 --> 01:04:52,337 I'm getting us out of here. 1087 01:04:52,722 --> 01:04:54,964 This is a terrible, awful place. 1088 01:04:55,225 --> 01:04:58,844 You're gonna love Asgard. It's big. It's golden. Shiny. 1089 01:04:59,145 --> 01:05:00,386 Hulk stay. 1090 01:05:00,730 --> 01:05:03,939 No, no, no. My people need me to get back to Asgard. 1091 01:05:04,818 --> 01:05:06,480 We must prevent Ragnarok. 1092 01:05:06,820 --> 01:05:07,901 Ragnarok? 1093 01:05:08,321 --> 01:05:09,778 The prophesied death of my home world. 1094 01:05:09,864 --> 01:05:11,196 The end of days, it's the end of... 1095 01:05:11,533 --> 01:05:12,944 (YAWNING) 1096 01:05:13,618 --> 01:05:15,575 If you help me get back to Asgard... 1097 01:05:15,870 --> 01:05:17,827 I can help you get back to Earth. Huh? 1098 01:05:18,123 --> 01:05:19,113 Earth hate Hulk. 1099 01:05:19,416 --> 01:05:20,748 Earth loves Hulk. They love you. 1100 01:05:21,126 --> 01:05:22,333 You're one of the Avengers. 1101 01:05:22,419 --> 01:05:23,626 One of the team, one of our friends. 1102 01:05:24,254 --> 01:05:26,086 This is what friends do. They support each other. 1103 01:05:26,381 --> 01:05:27,462 You're Banner's friend. 1104 01:05:27,757 --> 01:05:29,794 I'm not Banner's friend. I prefer you. 1105 01:05:30,135 --> 01:05:31,125 Banner's friend. 1106 01:05:31,219 --> 01:05:32,209 - I don't even like Banner. - (SPITS) 1107 01:05:32,345 --> 01:05:35,133 "I'm into numbers and science and stuff." 1108 01:05:35,682 --> 01:05:37,093 Thor go. Hulk stay. 1109 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:38,507 Fine. 1110 01:05:39,102 --> 01:05:40,092 Stay here. 1111 01:05:40,979 --> 01:05:43,312 Stupid place. It's hideous, by the way. 1112 01:05:43,606 --> 01:05:46,940 The red, the white. Just pick a color. Ridiculous. 1113 01:05:47,902 --> 01:05:48,983 Smash you. 1114 01:05:49,279 --> 01:05:51,441 You didn't smash anything. I won that fight. 1115 01:05:51,739 --> 01:05:53,731 - I smashed you. - Yeah, sure, sure. 1116 01:05:54,033 --> 01:05:55,649 - Baby arms. - What? 1117 01:05:55,952 --> 01:05:57,113 Baby. 1118 01:05:57,203 --> 01:05:58,614 Moron! You big child. 1119 01:05:58,913 --> 01:05:59,994 Thor go! 1120 01:06:00,081 --> 01:06:01,822 - I am going. - (ALARM BEEPS) 1121 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:03,992 - (GROANING) - (LAUGHING) 1122 01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:07,203 Thor go again. 1123 01:06:07,881 --> 01:06:08,997 (HULK LAUGHS) 1124 01:06:12,093 --> 01:06:13,254 Thor home. 1125 01:06:23,521 --> 01:06:24,853 Hulk trains. 1126 01:06:25,273 --> 01:06:27,105 That's great. Have fun. 1127 01:06:27,484 --> 01:06:29,020 - Hey, big guy. - Angry girl. 1128 01:06:29,152 --> 01:06:30,313 What have you been up to? 1129 01:06:30,653 --> 01:06:31,643 HULK: Winning. 1130 01:06:31,738 --> 01:06:33,149 (VALKYRIE LAUGHS) 1131 01:06:36,743 --> 01:06:37,984 (THOR SIGHS) 1132 01:06:42,165 --> 01:06:45,249 Heimdall, I know you can see me. 1133 01:06:46,669 --> 01:06:48,376 I need you to help me. 1134 01:06:50,840 --> 01:06:51,830 Help me see. 1135 01:07:02,352 --> 01:07:04,685 I see you, but you're far away. 1136 01:07:05,772 --> 01:07:06,808 What's going on here? 1137 01:07:07,148 --> 01:07:08,434 Come see for yourself. 1138 01:07:11,194 --> 01:07:12,651 I'm providing refuge in a stronghold 1139 01:07:12,737 --> 01:07:13,727 built by our ancestors. 1140 01:07:14,239 --> 01:07:17,482 But if the garrison falls, our only escape is Bifrost. 1141 01:07:17,784 --> 01:07:19,696 You're talking about evacuating Asgard? 1142 01:07:19,786 --> 01:07:20,902 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1143 01:07:22,872 --> 01:07:24,784 We won't last long if we stay. 1144 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,790 She draws her power from Asgard 1145 01:07:26,876 --> 01:07:27,992 and grows stronger every day. 1146 01:07:28,294 --> 01:07:29,284 Come on. 1147 01:07:33,383 --> 01:07:34,749 Hela is ravenous. 1148 01:07:35,051 --> 01:07:36,041 If I let her leave, 1149 01:07:36,135 --> 01:07:37,922 she'll consume Nine Realms and all the cosmos. 1150 01:07:38,263 --> 01:07:39,253 We need you. 1151 01:07:39,347 --> 01:07:40,428 I'm working on it. But I don't even know 1152 01:07:40,515 --> 01:07:41,505 where the hell I am. 1153 01:07:42,058 --> 01:07:44,095 You're on a planet surrounded by doorways. Go through one. 1154 01:07:44,394 --> 01:07:46,181 - Which one? - The big one. 1155 01:07:47,313 --> 01:07:48,520 (CREATURE SNARLS) 1156 01:07:51,734 --> 01:07:53,316 (GASPING) 1157 01:08:05,498 --> 01:08:06,488 (GROANS) 1158 01:08:07,959 --> 01:08:08,949 (GRUNTS) 1159 01:08:15,258 --> 01:08:16,419 Thor sad. 1160 01:08:16,884 --> 01:08:17,965 Shut up. 1161 01:08:20,346 --> 01:08:21,803 Thor sad. 1162 01:08:23,057 --> 01:08:24,673 I'm not sad, you idiot. 1163 01:08:25,184 --> 01:08:26,800 - I'm pissed off! - Oh. 1164 01:08:27,979 --> 01:08:30,437 Angry. I lost my father. 1165 01:08:31,691 --> 01:08:34,149 - I lost my hammer. - (SCOFFS) 1166 01:08:34,277 --> 01:08:35,859 - You're not even listening. - Whining and crying. 1167 01:08:35,945 --> 01:08:37,106 Cry like baby. 1168 01:08:37,530 --> 01:08:38,987 Don't kick stuff. 1169 01:08:40,408 --> 01:08:42,445 You're being a really bad friend. 1170 01:08:42,744 --> 01:08:43,734 You bad friend! 1171 01:08:44,120 --> 01:08:45,201 - You know what we call you? - No. 1172 01:08:45,455 --> 01:08:47,071 We call you the stupid Avenger. 1173 01:08:47,457 --> 01:08:49,289 You're tiny Avenger! (GRUNTS) 1174 01:08:52,086 --> 01:08:53,076 What, are you crazy? 1175 01:08:53,296 --> 01:08:54,286 Yes. 1176 01:08:54,464 --> 01:08:56,831 You know what? Earth does hate you. 1177 01:09:00,803 --> 01:09:01,919 (WEAPON THUDS) 1178 01:09:06,225 --> 01:09:07,215 (GRUNTS) 1179 01:09:10,605 --> 01:09:11,891 (SIGHS) 1180 01:09:17,654 --> 01:09:19,611 No. Mmm-mmm. 1181 01:09:22,116 --> 01:09:24,654 I'm sorry I said those things. 1182 01:09:25,536 --> 01:09:26,777 You're not the stupid Avenger. 1183 01:09:26,871 --> 01:09:28,908 Nobody calls you the stupid Avenger. 1184 01:09:29,749 --> 01:09:31,035 It's okay. 1185 01:09:31,417 --> 01:09:32,407 You just can't go around throwing shields 1186 01:09:32,502 --> 01:09:33,618 at people. Could have killed me. 1187 01:09:33,711 --> 01:09:34,918 I know. I'm sorry. 1188 01:09:35,004 --> 01:09:36,666 I just get so angry all the time. 1189 01:09:36,756 --> 01:09:38,793 Hulk always, always angry. 1190 01:09:39,133 --> 01:09:41,341 I know. We're the same, you and I. 1191 01:09:41,969 --> 01:09:43,426 We're just a couple of hot-headed fools. 1192 01:09:43,763 --> 01:09:47,473 Yeah, same. Hulk like fire, Thor like water. 1193 01:09:48,601 --> 01:09:50,183 We're kind of both like fire. 1194 01:09:50,478 --> 01:09:52,344 But Hulk like real fire. 1195 01:09:53,523 --> 01:09:55,765 Hulk like raging fire. 1196 01:09:56,025 --> 01:09:58,142 Thor like smoldering fire. 1197 01:09:58,361 --> 01:09:59,693 (CHUCKLES) 1198 01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:02,521 Hulk, I need you to do something for me. 1199 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:03,689 Hmm? 1200 01:10:07,704 --> 01:10:08,945 (CHUCKLING) 1201 01:10:09,205 --> 01:10:10,571 Angry girl. 1202 01:10:11,666 --> 01:10:12,827 (LAUGHS) 1203 01:10:14,502 --> 01:10:15,583 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1204 01:10:18,047 --> 01:10:20,164 What's going on? What are you... 1205 01:10:26,597 --> 01:10:28,008 (HULK GROANS) 1206 01:10:29,350 --> 01:10:31,057 You're so thick-headed that you can't tell... 1207 01:10:31,352 --> 01:10:32,684 when someone's hiding all the way across 1208 01:10:32,770 --> 01:10:34,056 the universe and wants to be left alone. 1209 01:10:34,355 --> 01:10:36,847 - We need to talk. - No, you wanna talk to me. 1210 01:10:37,734 --> 01:10:38,770 I need her to stay. 1211 01:10:38,943 --> 01:10:39,933 Stay? 1212 01:10:40,570 --> 01:10:41,560 Block. 1213 01:10:43,322 --> 01:10:44,984 Stay. 1214 01:10:45,074 --> 01:10:46,656 - Please. - Please. 1215 01:10:49,454 --> 01:10:50,444 All right. 1216 01:10:52,790 --> 01:10:54,497 - Here's the deal. - (BALL BOUNCING) 1217 01:10:55,209 --> 01:10:56,791 I'll listen to you... 1218 01:10:57,628 --> 01:10:58,835 till this is empty. 1219 01:11:00,465 --> 01:11:02,582 Asgard is in danger and people are dying. 1220 01:11:02,884 --> 01:11:04,250 We need to get back there. I need your help. 1221 01:11:04,802 --> 01:11:05,792 Wow. 1222 01:11:06,512 --> 01:11:08,299 - Finished. Bye. - (GLASS SHATTERS) 1223 01:11:10,057 --> 01:11:11,298 Odin is dead. 1224 01:11:14,812 --> 01:11:16,895 Hela, the Goddess of Death, has invaded Asgard. 1225 01:11:17,857 --> 01:11:20,315 If Hela's back, then Asgard's already lost. 1226 01:11:20,651 --> 01:11:21,858 I'm going to stop her. 1227 01:11:22,862 --> 01:11:23,852 - Alone? - Nope. 1228 01:11:24,113 --> 01:11:25,320 I'm putting together a team. 1229 01:11:25,656 --> 01:11:28,273 It's me, you, and the big guy. 1230 01:11:28,785 --> 01:11:30,868 No. No team. Only Hulk. 1231 01:11:31,162 --> 01:11:32,619 It's me and you. 1232 01:11:32,997 --> 01:11:33,987 I think it's only you. 1233 01:11:34,081 --> 01:11:36,368 Wait. Just listen. The Valkyrie are legend. 1234 01:11:36,542 --> 01:11:38,875 Elite warriors of Asgard sworn to defend the throne. 1235 01:11:39,879 --> 01:11:40,869 I'm not getting dragged into 1236 01:11:40,963 --> 01:11:41,953 another one of Odin's family squabbles. 1237 01:11:42,715 --> 01:11:44,331 - What's that supposed to mean? - Your sister. 1238 01:11:44,634 --> 01:11:46,421 Her power comes from Asgard, same as yours. 1239 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:47,835 When it grew beyond Odin's control 1240 01:11:47,929 --> 01:11:49,090 she massacred everyone in the palace... 1241 01:11:49,388 --> 01:11:50,720 and tried to seize the throne. 1242 01:11:51,182 --> 01:11:52,718 When she tried to escape her banishment... 1243 01:11:52,809 --> 01:11:55,096 he sent the Valkyrie in to fight her back. 1244 01:11:56,729 --> 01:11:58,721 I only survived because... 1245 01:12:00,441 --> 01:12:01,852 Look, I already faced her once 1246 01:12:01,943 --> 01:12:03,684 back when I believed in the throne... 1247 01:12:03,986 --> 01:12:05,022 and it cost me everything. 1248 01:12:05,488 --> 01:12:06,854 That's what's wrong with Asgard. 1249 01:12:06,948 --> 01:12:09,315 The throne, the secrets, the whole golden sham. 1250 01:12:09,742 --> 01:12:10,858 I agree. 1251 01:12:11,911 --> 01:12:13,152 Don't get familiar. 1252 01:12:13,788 --> 01:12:15,029 (SIGHS) I agree. 1253 01:12:15,331 --> 01:12:16,697 That's why I turned down the throne. 1254 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:18,865 But this isn't about the crown. 1255 01:12:18,960 --> 01:12:19,996 This is about the people. 1256 01:12:20,294 --> 01:12:22,126 They're dying and they're your people, too. 1257 01:12:22,505 --> 01:12:23,746 Forget it. 1258 01:12:24,882 --> 01:12:26,123 I have. 1259 01:12:26,384 --> 01:12:27,465 - Okay. - Okay. 1260 01:12:27,718 --> 01:12:28,799 - Good. Great. - Great. 1261 01:12:29,011 --> 01:12:30,001 Thank you. 1262 01:12:30,137 --> 01:12:31,673 - For what? - For this. 1263 01:12:33,391 --> 01:12:35,223 (CHUCKLES) Didn't see that, did you? 1264 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:36,808 (SIGHS) 1265 01:12:36,894 --> 01:12:38,806 - (DEVICE POWERS DOWN) - There... That's better. 1266 01:12:40,773 --> 01:12:42,389 You know, go ahead. 1267 01:12:42,692 --> 01:12:47,062 Stay here and enslave people for that lunatic. 1268 01:12:47,363 --> 01:12:48,604 Keep drinking, keep hiding. 1269 01:12:48,906 --> 01:12:49,987 But me... 1270 01:12:52,201 --> 01:12:53,908 I choose to run toward my problems 1271 01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:55,111 and not away from them. 1272 01:12:56,414 --> 01:12:57,495 Because that's what... 1273 01:13:02,712 --> 01:13:04,624 Because that's what heroes do. 1274 01:13:12,638 --> 01:13:14,504 (UPBEAT ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1275 01:13:16,309 --> 01:13:17,595 Friend stay! 1276 01:13:29,614 --> 01:13:30,775 Yes! 1277 01:13:36,078 --> 01:13:37,068 (GRUNTS) 1278 01:13:45,379 --> 01:13:46,369 All right. 1279 01:13:48,215 --> 01:13:49,751 (BEEPING) 1280 01:13:50,384 --> 01:13:51,374 Come on. 1281 01:13:54,055 --> 01:13:56,342 COMPUTER: Welcome. Voice activation required. 1282 01:13:56,641 --> 01:13:58,132 - Thor. - (BEEPS) 1283 01:13:58,225 --> 01:13:59,306 Access denied. 1284 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:02,178 Uh... Thor, son of Odin. 1285 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:03,470 - (BEEPS) - Access denied. 1286 01:14:03,731 --> 01:14:04,721 God of Thunder. 1287 01:14:04,941 --> 01:14:06,057 - (BEEPS) - Access denied. 1288 01:14:06,359 --> 01:14:07,349 Strongest Avenger. 1289 01:14:07,652 --> 01:14:08,859 - (BEEPS) - Access denied. 1290 01:14:09,153 --> 01:14:10,519 (IN DEEP VOICE) Strongest Avenger. 1291 01:14:10,655 --> 01:14:11,987 - (BEEPS) - Access denied. 1292 01:14:12,490 --> 01:14:14,482 (SIGHS) Damn you, Stark. 1293 01:14:14,951 --> 01:14:15,941 Point Break. 1294 01:14:16,327 --> 01:14:18,319 - Welcome, Point Break. - (CHUCKLES) 1295 01:14:18,621 --> 01:14:19,907 - (POWERING UP) - (LAUGHS) 1296 01:14:20,122 --> 01:14:21,954 - (RUMBLING) - Friend stay! 1297 01:14:22,249 --> 01:14:24,241 No, no, no! Stop! 1298 01:14:24,335 --> 01:14:26,042 - Stay! - (QUINJET POWERS DOWN) 1299 01:14:26,379 --> 01:14:27,620 Stop! Stop breaking everything! 1300 01:14:27,922 --> 01:14:29,254 Don't go! 1301 01:14:32,718 --> 01:14:33,879 Nice work, big guy. 1302 01:14:34,011 --> 01:14:35,377 We don't know where Ultron's headed, 1303 01:14:35,471 --> 01:14:37,508 but you're going very high, very fast. 1304 01:14:37,807 --> 01:14:39,264 So, I need you to turn this bird around, okay? 1305 01:14:40,101 --> 01:14:42,514 We can't track you in stealth mode... 1306 01:14:42,937 --> 01:14:44,428 so I need you to help me out. Okay? 1307 01:14:45,439 --> 01:14:47,351 (GRUNTING SOFTLY) 1308 01:14:48,317 --> 01:14:49,683 (DISTORTED) I need you to... 1309 01:14:50,027 --> 01:14:51,768 (GRUNTING) 1310 01:14:55,199 --> 01:14:56,406 (ROARS) 1311 01:14:57,952 --> 01:14:59,784 (GRUNTING) 1312 01:15:05,793 --> 01:15:08,160 No! No, Banner! 1313 01:15:14,510 --> 01:15:15,671 (EXHALES SHARPLY) 1314 01:15:15,761 --> 01:15:16,922 Oh, jeez. 1315 01:15:18,014 --> 01:15:19,346 Banner. 1316 01:15:20,599 --> 01:15:22,056 - Hey, hey, hey. - (GROANING) 1317 01:15:22,309 --> 01:15:23,641 - You all right, Banner? - (GASPS) 1318 01:15:23,894 --> 01:15:25,010 - (GASPING) - (SHUSHING) 1319 01:15:26,230 --> 01:15:27,971 Sun's going down. Sun's going down. 1320 01:15:28,649 --> 01:15:29,810 That's it, breathe. 1321 01:15:30,526 --> 01:15:32,358 (EXHALES) I won't hurt you. 1322 01:15:33,279 --> 01:15:34,269 - Sun's going down. - (GROANS) 1323 01:15:34,530 --> 01:15:35,816 - Thor. - Yeah. 1324 01:15:36,824 --> 01:15:38,065 What happened to your hair? 1325 01:15:38,325 --> 01:15:39,532 Some creepy old man cut it off. 1326 01:15:39,827 --> 01:15:41,113 - It looks good. - Oh, thanks. 1327 01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:43,529 Where are we? Oh, how's Nat? 1328 01:15:44,123 --> 01:15:46,740 - Uh, Nat is good, I'm sure. - Is she okay? 1329 01:15:47,084 --> 01:15:48,746 - And what about Sokovia? - Sokovia? 1330 01:15:49,045 --> 01:15:50,377 The city, Sokovia. Did we save it? 1331 01:15:50,713 --> 01:15:51,749 - Banner, listen. - What? 1332 01:15:52,006 --> 01:15:53,872 Sokovia. Ultron. That was two years ago. 1333 01:15:54,216 --> 01:15:55,582 - What are you saying? - Well... 1334 01:15:55,843 --> 01:15:56,833 What? 1335 01:15:57,762 --> 01:15:59,003 I've been Hulk for two years? 1336 01:15:59,513 --> 01:16:00,754 I'm afraid so. 1337 01:16:05,144 --> 01:16:06,180 (CLATTERS) 1338 01:16:06,979 --> 01:16:07,969 What the hell happened? 1339 01:16:11,692 --> 01:16:13,103 Banner, there's something you should know. 1340 01:16:14,278 --> 01:16:15,564 (BEEPING) 1341 01:16:15,780 --> 01:16:16,770 COMPUTER: Voice activation required. 1342 01:16:16,906 --> 01:16:17,896 Banner. 1343 01:16:18,115 --> 01:16:19,526 Welcome, strongest Avenger. 1344 01:16:19,742 --> 01:16:20,732 Uh, what? 1345 01:16:20,826 --> 01:16:21,816 Ship's log. 1346 01:16:22,745 --> 01:16:24,031 (CLATTERING) 1347 01:16:25,414 --> 01:16:26,575 (GRUNTING) 1348 01:16:31,754 --> 01:16:33,245 (ALARM BLARING) 1349 01:16:33,380 --> 01:16:34,837 Thor, where are we? 1350 01:16:35,132 --> 01:16:36,122 Yeah, about that. 1351 01:16:36,300 --> 01:16:37,541 GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS) Sakaar, hear ye. 1352 01:16:37,635 --> 01:16:39,342 Attention please. I have some bad news. 1353 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:42,258 My beloved exalted champion has turned up missing. 1354 01:16:42,473 --> 01:16:44,715 Take to the streets. Celebrate my champion. 1355 01:16:44,809 --> 01:16:45,799 BANNER: Who's that? 1356 01:16:46,143 --> 01:16:47,634 He kind of runs the place. 1357 01:16:48,562 --> 01:16:49,803 You actually lived at his house for awhile. 1358 01:16:49,897 --> 01:16:50,887 - I did? - Yeah. 1359 01:16:51,273 --> 01:16:53,014 Quite a lot's happened. You and I had a fight recently. 1360 01:16:53,818 --> 01:16:55,525 - Did I win? - No, I won. Easily. 1361 01:16:55,986 --> 01:16:56,976 Doesn't sound right. 1362 01:16:57,071 --> 01:16:58,061 Well, it's true. 1363 01:16:58,155 --> 01:17:00,192 It seems that that criminally seductive 1364 01:17:00,282 --> 01:17:02,615 Lord of Thunder has stolen him away. 1365 01:17:02,993 --> 01:17:05,280 Seductive God of Thunder. We need to move. 1366 01:17:06,247 --> 01:17:07,237 Oh, no. 1367 01:17:07,331 --> 01:17:09,038 (GRANDMASTER CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY) 1368 01:17:09,125 --> 01:17:10,206 This is bad. 1369 01:17:10,417 --> 01:17:12,249 This is really, really bad. 1370 01:17:15,214 --> 01:17:18,673 Thor, I think I'm freaking out. 1371 01:17:19,218 --> 01:17:20,254 No, no, no. 1372 01:17:20,427 --> 01:17:22,259 Don't freak out. You're okay. Put these on. 1373 01:17:22,513 --> 01:17:23,549 These are Tony's clothes. 1374 01:17:23,722 --> 01:17:24,929 - I know, come on. - Is he here? 1375 01:17:25,224 --> 01:17:27,011 No, he's not here. But listen. Just stay calm, okay? 1376 01:17:27,226 --> 01:17:29,309 The sun's going down. The sun's getting really low. 1377 01:17:29,395 --> 01:17:30,385 Sun's going down. 1378 01:17:38,195 --> 01:17:39,982 GRANDMASTER: I'm upset! 1379 01:17:43,075 --> 01:17:44,862 I'm very upset. 1380 01:17:45,161 --> 01:17:46,993 You know what I like about being upset? The blame. 1381 01:17:47,371 --> 01:17:49,454 Right now, that's the mindset that I'm in. 1382 01:17:49,540 --> 01:17:50,530 And you know who I'm blaming? 1383 01:17:50,916 --> 01:17:52,282 - Grandmaster, I can... - Hey! 1384 01:17:52,459 --> 01:17:53,449 Don't interrupt me! 1385 01:17:53,669 --> 01:17:54,659 Here you go. 1386 01:17:55,588 --> 01:17:56,795 Why are you handing me the melt stick? 1387 01:17:57,131 --> 01:17:58,747 He was interrupting. 1388 01:17:59,133 --> 01:18:00,795 That's not a capital violation. 1389 01:18:01,093 --> 01:18:02,254 Where was I? 1390 01:18:02,803 --> 01:18:05,136 My precious champion has come up missing... 1391 01:18:05,431 --> 01:18:07,388 and it's all because of that Lord of Thunder. 1392 01:18:07,474 --> 01:18:09,636 It's all because of him. Your brother. 1393 01:18:09,935 --> 01:18:12,769 Whatever the story is. Adopted, or complicated. 1394 01:18:12,938 --> 01:18:13,928 I'm sure there's a big history. 1395 01:18:14,190 --> 01:18:15,180 And your contender... 1396 01:18:15,941 --> 01:18:16,931 LOKI: My dear friend... 1397 01:18:17,359 --> 01:18:19,066 if you were to give me 12 hours, 1398 01:18:19,153 --> 01:18:20,519 I could bring them both back to you. Alive. 1399 01:18:20,779 --> 01:18:22,190 I could do it in two. 1400 01:18:23,199 --> 01:18:24,189 I could do it in one. 1401 01:18:24,450 --> 01:18:25,440 Let's stop there. 1402 01:18:25,659 --> 01:18:27,366 You know what? I woke up this morning 1403 01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:29,160 thinking about a public execution. 1404 01:18:30,206 --> 01:18:31,196 But for now, I'll settle for this sweet little... 1405 01:18:31,540 --> 01:18:34,248 (EXCLAIMS) "Who's gonna get him first?" 1406 01:18:35,336 --> 01:18:37,828 So, you're on the clock. 1407 01:18:39,840 --> 01:18:40,921 What have you done? 1408 01:18:41,008 --> 01:18:42,249 I don't answer to you, lackey. 1409 01:18:42,384 --> 01:18:43,374 It's Loki. 1410 01:18:43,594 --> 01:18:45,085 And you will answer to the Grandmaster. 1411 01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:48,046 - (GRUNTS) - Hmm. 1412 01:18:48,349 --> 01:18:51,057 Why would you help my brother escape with that green fool? 1413 01:18:51,477 --> 01:18:52,593 I don't help anyone. 1414 01:18:59,276 --> 01:19:00,266 You're a Valkyrie. 1415 01:19:05,366 --> 01:19:07,358 I thought the Valkyrie had all died gruesome deaths. 1416 01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:10,277 Choose your next words wisely. 1417 01:19:10,621 --> 01:19:13,705 I'm terribly sorry. Must be a very painful memory. 1418 01:20:00,421 --> 01:20:01,411 (GRUNTS) 1419 01:20:06,677 --> 01:20:09,010 THOR: The sun's going down. It's getting really low. 1420 01:20:10,347 --> 01:20:11,554 The sun's going down. 1421 01:20:11,640 --> 01:20:13,051 - It's getting real low. - Oh, shoot. 1422 01:20:13,434 --> 01:20:15,642 - Sun's getting low. - Would you stop saying that? 1423 01:20:15,728 --> 01:20:16,764 I just need you to stay calm. 1424 01:20:17,021 --> 01:20:18,853 Calm? I'm on an alien planet! 1425 01:20:19,148 --> 01:20:20,764 It's just a planet. You've been on a planet before. 1426 01:20:20,858 --> 01:20:21,894 Yeah. One. 1427 01:20:22,234 --> 01:20:23,770 Now you've been on two. That's a good thing. 1428 01:20:24,069 --> 01:20:25,185 It's a new experience. 1429 01:20:25,404 --> 01:20:27,316 My neurons, they're firing faster 1430 01:20:27,406 --> 01:20:29,398 than my brain can handle the information. 1431 01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:31,820 The whole thing is totally different this time. 1432 01:20:32,119 --> 01:20:33,826 In the past, I always felt like Hulk and I 1433 01:20:33,912 --> 01:20:35,198 each had a hand on the wheel. 1434 01:20:35,581 --> 01:20:37,243 But this time, it's like he had the keys 1435 01:20:37,333 --> 01:20:38,869 to the car and I was locked in the trunk. 1436 01:20:39,126 --> 01:20:40,913 All right, well, you're back now. That's all that matters. 1437 01:20:41,128 --> 01:20:42,164 No, it's not what matters. 1438 01:20:42,379 --> 01:20:43,415 What I'm trying to tell you, is that 1439 01:20:43,505 --> 01:20:45,041 if I turn into the Hulk again... 1440 01:20:45,299 --> 01:20:46,665 Banner may never come back. 1441 01:20:46,967 --> 01:20:48,174 And we're stranded on a planet 1442 01:20:48,260 --> 01:20:50,001 that is designed to stress me out. 1443 01:20:50,095 --> 01:20:51,211 We're not stranded. 1444 01:20:51,305 --> 01:20:52,637 I'm gonna figure out a way to get us home. 1445 01:20:53,182 --> 01:20:54,172 Thank you. 1446 01:20:54,516 --> 01:20:56,508 Not your home, though. Asgard. My home. 1447 01:20:56,852 --> 01:20:57,888 What? 1448 01:20:58,145 --> 01:20:59,727 Listen, my people are in great danger. 1449 01:21:00,314 --> 01:21:02,476 You and I, we have to fight this really powerful being... 1450 01:21:02,733 --> 01:21:04,474 who also happens to be my sister. 1451 01:21:04,735 --> 01:21:06,397 Okay, that is so wrong on so many... 1452 01:21:06,612 --> 01:21:07,693 I don't wanna fight your sister. 1453 01:21:07,780 --> 01:21:09,021 That's a family issue. 1454 01:21:09,156 --> 01:21:10,397 No, she's an evil being. 1455 01:21:10,491 --> 01:21:12,278 I don't care what she is. 1456 01:21:12,368 --> 01:21:14,530 I'm not fighting any more beings. I'm sick of it. 1457 01:21:14,787 --> 01:21:15,777 - What? - I just told you. 1458 01:21:16,121 --> 01:21:17,612 If I turn into the Hulk, 1459 01:21:17,706 --> 01:21:18,867 I am never gonna come back again. 1460 01:21:19,083 --> 01:21:20,119 And you don't care. 1461 01:21:20,292 --> 01:21:21,999 No, no. I'm putting together the team. 1462 01:21:22,294 --> 01:21:23,501 The Hulk is the fire. 1463 01:21:23,796 --> 01:21:25,458 Wait, you're just using me to get to the Hulk. 1464 01:21:25,714 --> 01:21:27,125 - What? No! - It's gross. 1465 01:21:27,383 --> 01:21:29,045 You don't care about me. You're not my friend. 1466 01:21:29,426 --> 01:21:31,042 No! I don't even like the Hulk. 1467 01:21:31,136 --> 01:21:32,377 He's all like... 1468 01:21:32,554 --> 01:21:33,965 "Smash, smash, smash." 1469 01:21:34,223 --> 01:21:35,213 I prefer you. 1470 01:21:36,141 --> 01:21:37,131 Thanks. 1471 01:21:38,018 --> 01:21:39,509 But if I'm being honest, 1472 01:21:39,603 --> 01:21:40,969 when it comes to fighting evil beings... 1473 01:21:41,230 --> 01:21:42,516 he is very powerful and useful. 1474 01:21:42,856 --> 01:21:44,643 Yeah, Banner's powerful and useful, too. 1475 01:21:44,942 --> 01:21:46,023 Is he though? 1476 01:21:46,318 --> 01:21:48,310 How many PhDs does Hulk have? Zero. 1477 01:21:48,529 --> 01:21:50,270 How many PhDs does Banner have? Seven. 1478 01:21:51,240 --> 01:21:53,106 Fine, you don't have to fight anyone. 1479 01:21:53,367 --> 01:21:55,154 But we're in danger here, so we have to move. 1480 01:21:59,289 --> 01:22:00,325 What are you doing with that? 1481 01:22:00,499 --> 01:22:01,489 I need a disguise. I'm a fugitive. 1482 01:22:01,583 --> 01:22:03,245 - I need a disguise. - You are the disguise. 1483 01:22:04,128 --> 01:22:05,585 - I'll be Tony Stark. - What? 1484 01:22:05,963 --> 01:22:07,545 Yeah. Tony and the gypsy. 1485 01:22:07,881 --> 01:22:10,248 No, no, you're not Tony. You're Bruce. Bruce Banner. 1486 01:22:10,509 --> 01:22:11,716 Then why did you dress me up like Tony? 1487 01:22:11,969 --> 01:22:12,959 Because you were naked. 1488 01:22:13,137 --> 01:22:14,253 Okay, I'll give you that. 1489 01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:16,387 What are you doing? Stop doing that! 1490 01:22:16,473 --> 01:22:17,839 Tony wears his pants super tight. 1491 01:22:17,933 --> 01:22:18,923 - Stop it! - I'm sorry. 1492 01:22:19,268 --> 01:22:21,260 - Why are you being so weird? - I don't know. 1493 01:22:21,562 --> 01:22:23,804 Maybe the fact that I was trapped for two years... 1494 01:22:24,022 --> 01:22:26,435 inside of a monster made me a little weird. 1495 01:22:26,817 --> 01:22:28,353 Hey. Shh. It's okay. 1496 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:30,897 You're good. Calm down. Come on. 1497 01:22:31,155 --> 01:22:32,441 Listen, we're gonna go to Asgard... 1498 01:22:32,698 --> 01:22:33,688 and you're not gonna have to think about 1499 01:22:33,782 --> 01:22:34,772 the Hulk ever again. 1500 01:22:35,075 --> 01:22:36,111 - All right? - All right. 1501 01:22:36,452 --> 01:22:38,910 - (PEOPLE CHEERING) - (UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING) 1502 01:22:40,205 --> 01:22:41,867 ALL: (CHANTING) Hulk! 1503 01:22:43,834 --> 01:22:45,416 Oh. This is bad. 1504 01:22:49,590 --> 01:22:50,922 Banner! Banner! 1505 01:22:54,970 --> 01:22:56,006 Banner! 1506 01:23:01,477 --> 01:23:03,264 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1507 01:23:09,693 --> 01:23:10,729 Banner! 1508 01:23:11,278 --> 01:23:12,394 Thor! 1509 01:23:17,075 --> 01:23:18,065 (SNARLS) 1510 01:23:23,707 --> 01:23:24,697 Hi. 1511 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:25,990 Hi. 1512 01:23:26,251 --> 01:23:27,492 I was gonna do that. 1513 01:23:27,586 --> 01:23:28,702 Yeah, well, I did it first. 1514 01:23:29,087 --> 01:23:30,874 That's good. What are you doing here? 1515 01:23:31,924 --> 01:23:33,506 What are you doing here? I thought you were leaving. 1516 01:23:33,717 --> 01:23:34,707 I got sidetracked. 1517 01:23:35,177 --> 01:23:36,167 What's with the... 1518 01:23:36,678 --> 01:23:37,759 It's my disguise. 1519 01:23:37,930 --> 01:23:38,920 But I can see your face. 1520 01:23:39,431 --> 01:23:41,013 Not when I do this, you can't. 1521 01:23:41,808 --> 01:23:43,549 Your hair looks nice. I like what you did with it. 1522 01:23:43,644 --> 01:23:45,055 Change it? Washed it maybe? 1523 01:23:51,276 --> 01:23:52,517 BANNER: What are those things on her eyes? 1524 01:23:52,611 --> 01:23:53,943 Are those the people that she's killed? 1525 01:23:54,196 --> 01:23:55,653 She's so beautiful and strong and courageous. 1526 01:23:55,948 --> 01:23:56,938 Who is this guy? 1527 01:23:57,032 --> 01:23:58,022 - He's a friend. - Who? Me? 1528 01:23:58,116 --> 01:23:59,448 - I'm Bruce. - I feel like I know you. 1529 01:23:59,701 --> 01:24:01,613 I feel like I know you, too. 1530 01:24:02,663 --> 01:24:04,325 (DISTANT CHATTERING) 1531 01:24:06,291 --> 01:24:08,157 Look, I've spent years in a haze, 1532 01:24:08,252 --> 01:24:09,618 - trying to forget my past. - THOR: Mmm. 1533 01:24:10,170 --> 01:24:11,456 Sakaar seemed like the best place 1534 01:24:11,547 --> 01:24:13,789 to drink and forget, and to die one day. 1535 01:24:14,174 --> 01:24:15,790 I was thinking that you drink too much, 1536 01:24:15,884 --> 01:24:17,250 and that probably was gonna kill you. 1537 01:24:17,427 --> 01:24:18,508 I don't plan to stop drinking. 1538 01:24:18,679 --> 01:24:20,887 - Oh. - But I don't wanna forget. 1539 01:24:21,139 --> 01:24:22,675 I can't turn away anymore... 1540 01:24:23,433 --> 01:24:25,095 so if I'm gonna die... 1541 01:24:25,394 --> 01:24:26,976 well, it may as well be driving my sword 1542 01:24:27,062 --> 01:24:28,428 through the heart of that murderous hag. 1543 01:24:28,730 --> 01:24:30,187 - Good. - BANNER: Yeah. 1544 01:24:30,482 --> 01:24:33,350 So, I'm saying that I wanna be on the team. 1545 01:24:34,069 --> 01:24:35,276 Has it got a name? 1546 01:24:35,487 --> 01:24:38,150 Yeah, it's called the Revengers. 1547 01:24:38,532 --> 01:24:39,522 Revengers? 1548 01:24:39,616 --> 01:24:41,983 Because I'm getting revenge. You're getting revenge. 1549 01:24:42,744 --> 01:24:43,780 (STAMMERS) 1550 01:24:43,870 --> 01:24:45,156 Do you want revenge? 1551 01:24:45,330 --> 01:24:47,447 (STAMMERS) I'm undecided. 1552 01:24:47,749 --> 01:24:48,739 Okay. 1553 01:24:49,418 --> 01:24:51,125 Also, I've got a peace offering. 1554 01:24:54,423 --> 01:24:56,255 Surprise. 1555 01:25:00,762 --> 01:25:01,752 (CLATTERS) 1556 01:25:02,014 --> 01:25:03,255 Ow. 1557 01:25:03,390 --> 01:25:04,722 Just had to be sure. 1558 01:25:08,520 --> 01:25:09,510 Hello, Bruce. 1559 01:25:10,939 --> 01:25:12,680 So, last time I saw you, 1560 01:25:12,774 --> 01:25:13,890 you were trying to kill everybody. 1561 01:25:14,192 --> 01:25:15,273 Where are you at these days? 1562 01:25:15,861 --> 01:25:17,568 It varies from moment to moment. 1563 01:25:18,405 --> 01:25:19,862 THOR: Is that a Dragonfang? 1564 01:25:20,532 --> 01:25:21,613 It is. 1565 01:25:21,700 --> 01:25:22,736 THOR: My God. 1566 01:25:23,827 --> 01:25:25,784 This is the famed sword of the Valkyrie. 1567 01:25:25,871 --> 01:25:27,703 Sakaar and Asgard are about as far apart 1568 01:25:27,789 --> 01:25:28,950 as any two known systems. 1569 01:25:29,458 --> 01:25:31,950 Our best bet is a wormhole just outside of city limits. 1570 01:25:32,377 --> 01:25:34,243 Refuel on Xandar, and we can be back in Asgard 1571 01:25:34,338 --> 01:25:35,795 in 18 months. 1572 01:25:36,089 --> 01:25:39,207 Nope. We are going through the big one. 1573 01:25:39,468 --> 01:25:40,458 The Devil's Anus? 1574 01:25:40,844 --> 01:25:41,834 Anus? 1575 01:25:42,012 --> 01:25:43,002 Wait, wait, wait. Whose anus? 1576 01:25:43,221 --> 01:25:44,211 For the record, I didn't know 1577 01:25:44,306 --> 01:25:45,296 it was called that when I picked it. 1578 01:25:45,390 --> 01:25:46,972 That looks like a collapsing neutron star... 1579 01:25:47,059 --> 01:25:49,472 inside of an Einstein-Rosen Bridge. 1580 01:25:49,895 --> 01:25:51,056 We need another ship. 1581 01:25:51,146 --> 01:25:52,557 That would tear mine to pieces. 1582 01:25:52,856 --> 01:25:54,392 THOR: She's right. We need one that can withstand 1583 01:25:54,483 --> 01:25:55,564 the geodetic strain from the singularity. 1584 01:25:55,859 --> 01:25:57,691 And has an offline power steering system... 1585 01:25:57,778 --> 01:26:00,395 that could also function without the on-board computer. 1586 01:26:00,697 --> 01:26:01,983 And we need one with cup holders, 1587 01:26:02,074 --> 01:26:03,610 because we're gonna die. So, drinks! 1588 01:26:03,992 --> 01:26:05,779 Do I know you? I feel like I know you. 1589 01:26:06,036 --> 01:26:07,777 I feel like I know you, too. It's weird. 1590 01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:09,028 THOR: What do you say? 1591 01:26:09,373 --> 01:26:10,363 Uncharted metagalactic travel 1592 01:26:10,457 --> 01:26:11,664 through a volatile cosmic gateway. 1593 01:26:12,000 --> 01:26:13,081 Talk about an adventure. 1594 01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:15,371 - We need a ship. - Need a ship. 1595 01:26:15,629 --> 01:26:16,619 There are one or two ships. 1596 01:26:16,713 --> 01:26:17,703 Absolute top of the line models... 1597 01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:19,167 I don't mean to impose... 1598 01:26:19,383 --> 01:26:20,499 (GLASS SHATTERS) 1599 01:26:22,636 --> 01:26:24,172 But the Grandmaster has a great many ships. 1600 01:26:24,888 --> 01:26:26,254 I may even have stolen 1601 01:26:26,348 --> 01:26:28,305 the access codes to his security system. 1602 01:26:28,600 --> 01:26:29,590 And suddenly you're overcome 1603 01:26:29,685 --> 01:26:30,766 with an urge to do the right thing. 1604 01:26:31,061 --> 01:26:32,051 Heavens, no. 1605 01:26:32,145 --> 01:26:33,761 I've run out of favor with the Grandmaster... 1606 01:26:33,855 --> 01:26:35,687 and in exchange for codes and access to a ship... 1607 01:26:35,982 --> 01:26:39,020 I'm asking for safe passage through the Anus. 1608 01:26:39,403 --> 01:26:40,735 You're telling us that you can get us 1609 01:26:40,821 --> 01:26:41,937 access into the garage... 1610 01:26:42,030 --> 01:26:43,646 without setting off any alarms? 1611 01:26:44,116 --> 01:26:45,652 Yes, brother. I can. 1612 01:26:45,909 --> 01:26:48,572 Okay, can I just... (WHISTLES) A quick FYI. 1613 01:26:48,870 --> 01:26:50,452 I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago... 1614 01:26:50,706 --> 01:26:53,073 and he was totally ready to kill any of us. 1615 01:26:53,333 --> 01:26:54,414 He did try to kill me. 1616 01:26:54,710 --> 01:26:56,417 Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. 1617 01:26:56,712 --> 01:26:58,169 There was one time when we were children... 1618 01:26:58,422 --> 01:26:59,879 he transformed himself into a snake, 1619 01:26:59,965 --> 01:27:01,081 and he knows that I love snakes. 1620 01:27:01,341 --> 01:27:03,082 So, I went to pick up the snake to admire it... 1621 01:27:03,343 --> 01:27:04,754 and he transformed back into himself 1622 01:27:04,845 --> 01:27:05,961 and he was like, "Yeah, it's me!" 1623 01:27:06,221 --> 01:27:09,089 And he stabbed me. We were eight at the time. 1624 01:27:09,725 --> 01:27:10,761 VALKYRIE: If we're boosting a ship... 1625 01:27:10,976 --> 01:27:12,467 we're gonna need to draw some guards away from the palace. 1626 01:27:12,728 --> 01:27:14,014 Why not set the beast loose? 1627 01:27:14,229 --> 01:27:15,219 Shut up. 1628 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:16,470 You guys have a beast? 1629 01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:18,977 No, there's no beast. He's just being stupid. 1630 01:27:19,317 --> 01:27:20,683 We're going to start a revolution. 1631 01:27:20,777 --> 01:27:22,234 - Revolution? - I'll explain later. 1632 01:27:22,821 --> 01:27:24,983 - Who's this guy again? - I'll explain later. 1633 01:27:26,199 --> 01:27:28,316 Is that some sort of protoplasm, 1634 01:27:28,410 --> 01:27:29,526 all the stuff that's coming out of you... 1635 01:27:29,703 --> 01:27:30,864 or are they eggs? 1636 01:27:32,372 --> 01:27:33,488 Looks like eggs. 1637 01:27:35,500 --> 01:27:36,957 - Oh! - (CLATTERING) 1638 01:27:43,049 --> 01:27:44,256 I'm looking for Korg. 1639 01:27:44,634 --> 01:27:45,795 Who's asking? 1640 01:27:46,052 --> 01:27:47,133 I know you're asking. 1641 01:27:47,429 --> 01:27:49,295 Is anyone else asking, or is it just you? 1642 01:27:49,639 --> 01:27:51,596 The Lord of Thunder sends his best. 1643 01:27:53,894 --> 01:27:55,180 (GUN POWERING UP) 1644 01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,262 The revolution has begun. 1645 01:27:57,606 --> 01:27:59,518 Revolution? How did this happen? 1646 01:27:59,816 --> 01:28:01,227 Don't know. 1647 01:28:01,526 --> 01:28:02,892 But the arena's mainframe 1648 01:28:02,986 --> 01:28:04,568 for the Obedience Disks have been deactivated... 1649 01:28:04,821 --> 01:28:06,733 and the slaves have armed themselves. 1650 01:28:06,907 --> 01:28:08,864 Oh. I don't like that word. 1651 01:28:09,117 --> 01:28:10,324 Which? Mainframe? 1652 01:28:10,577 --> 01:28:12,569 No. Why would I not like "mainframe"? 1653 01:28:12,829 --> 01:28:14,786 No, the "S" word. 1654 01:28:15,040 --> 01:28:17,578 Sorry, the prisoners with jobs have armed themselves. 1655 01:28:19,127 --> 01:28:20,334 Okay, that's better. 1656 01:28:25,550 --> 01:28:26,540 (BEEPING) 1657 01:28:26,635 --> 01:28:28,342 Hey, so, listen. We should talk. 1658 01:28:29,805 --> 01:28:30,841 I disagree. 1659 01:28:31,348 --> 01:28:34,136 Open communication was never our family's forte. 1660 01:28:34,518 --> 01:28:35,508 You have no idea. 1661 01:28:35,685 --> 01:28:38,268 Been quite the revelation since we last spoke. 1662 01:28:38,355 --> 01:28:39,345 Hello. 1663 01:28:40,440 --> 01:28:41,430 Hi. 1664 01:28:48,532 --> 01:28:50,068 Odin brought us together. 1665 01:28:51,159 --> 01:28:53,947 It's almost poetic that his death should split us apart. 1666 01:29:00,085 --> 01:29:02,077 We might as well be strangers now. 1667 01:29:02,337 --> 01:29:05,296 Two sons of the crown, set adrift. 1668 01:29:05,632 --> 01:29:07,544 - Oh. - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) 1669 01:29:08,552 --> 01:29:09,963 Thought you didn't wanna talk about it. 1670 01:29:11,471 --> 01:29:12,461 Here's the thing. 1671 01:29:12,848 --> 01:29:14,510 I'm probably better off staying here on Sakaar. 1672 01:29:14,724 --> 01:29:16,340 That's exactly what I was thinking. 1673 01:29:18,395 --> 01:29:19,681 Did you just agree with me? 1674 01:29:19,980 --> 01:29:21,437 Come on, this place is perfect for you. 1675 01:29:21,731 --> 01:29:23,313 It's savage, chaotic, lawless... 1676 01:29:23,525 --> 01:29:25,107 Brother, you're gonna do great here. 1677 01:29:25,360 --> 01:29:26,942 Do you truly think so little of me? 1678 01:29:29,197 --> 01:29:30,813 Loki, I thought the world of you. 1679 01:29:32,033 --> 01:29:34,491 I thought we were gonna fight side by side forever. 1680 01:29:34,786 --> 01:29:37,494 But at the end of the day, you're you and I'm me. 1681 01:29:38,290 --> 01:29:40,657 I don't know, maybe there's still good in you. 1682 01:29:40,917 --> 01:29:42,078 But let's be honest, 1683 01:29:42,168 --> 01:29:44,330 our paths diverged a long time ago. 1684 01:29:49,134 --> 01:29:50,124 Yeah. 1685 01:29:51,344 --> 01:29:52,380 It's probably for the best 1686 01:29:52,470 --> 01:29:53,586 that we never see each other again. 1687 01:29:53,889 --> 01:29:54,970 That's what you always wanted. 1688 01:29:55,390 --> 01:29:56,676 (PATS ON THE BACK) 1689 01:29:59,394 --> 01:30:00,976 Hey, let's do "Get Help." 1690 01:30:01,229 --> 01:30:02,219 - What? - "Get Help." 1691 01:30:02,314 --> 01:30:03,304 No. 1692 01:30:03,398 --> 01:30:04,388 - Come on, you love it. - I hate it. 1693 01:30:04,482 --> 01:30:05,472 It's great. It works every time. 1694 01:30:05,567 --> 01:30:07,183 - It's humiliating. - Do you have a better plan? 1695 01:30:07,277 --> 01:30:08,813 - No. - We're doing it. 1696 01:30:08,987 --> 01:30:10,649 We are not doing "Get Help." 1697 01:30:11,281 --> 01:30:12,943 - (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) - Get help! Please! 1698 01:30:13,199 --> 01:30:14,189 My brother, he's dying. 1699 01:30:14,409 --> 01:30:16,321 Get help! Help him! 1700 01:30:18,496 --> 01:30:19,612 Classic. 1701 01:30:19,789 --> 01:30:21,121 (GROANS) Still hate it. 1702 01:30:21,333 --> 01:30:23,575 - It's humiliating. - Not for me, it's not. 1703 01:30:23,835 --> 01:30:25,872 Now, which one's the ship she told us to get? 1704 01:30:25,962 --> 01:30:26,952 The Commodore. 1705 01:30:27,881 --> 01:30:28,871 THOR: Right. 1706 01:30:31,635 --> 01:30:34,127 Though I feel it won't make much of a difference. 1707 01:30:36,389 --> 01:30:38,051 Oh, Loki. 1708 01:30:39,309 --> 01:30:40,550 I know I've betrayed you many times before... 1709 01:30:40,810 --> 01:30:42,346 but this time it's truly nothing personal. 1710 01:30:42,687 --> 01:30:44,474 The reward for your capture 1711 01:30:44,564 --> 01:30:45,645 - will set me up nicely. - (ALARM BLARING) 1712 01:30:45,941 --> 01:30:47,352 Never one for sentiment, were you? 1713 01:30:47,734 --> 01:30:48,975 Easier to let it burn. 1714 01:30:49,319 --> 01:30:50,309 I agree. 1715 01:30:53,907 --> 01:30:55,114 (GROANING) 1716 01:30:58,995 --> 01:31:00,486 Oh, that looks painful. 1717 01:31:01,289 --> 01:31:03,952 Oh, dear brother, you're becoming predictable. 1718 01:31:04,334 --> 01:31:06,121 I trust you, you betray me. 1719 01:31:06,461 --> 01:31:08,373 Round and round in circles we go. 1720 01:31:08,672 --> 01:31:10,538 See, Loki, life is about, it's about growth. 1721 01:31:10,840 --> 01:31:11,956 It's about change. 1722 01:31:12,217 --> 01:31:15,176 But you seem to just wanna stay the same. 1723 01:31:15,971 --> 01:31:17,507 I guess what I'm trying to say... 1724 01:31:17,764 --> 01:31:20,598 is that you'll always be the God of Mischief... 1725 01:31:20,892 --> 01:31:22,224 but you could be more. 1726 01:31:24,854 --> 01:31:26,766 I'll just put this over here for you. 1727 01:31:27,399 --> 01:31:30,733 Anyway, all got places to be, so good luck. 1728 01:31:36,199 --> 01:31:37,440 All right, I can figure this out. 1729 01:31:37,909 --> 01:31:39,650 It's just another spaceship. 1730 01:31:39,953 --> 01:31:41,160 (POWERING UP) 1731 01:31:53,091 --> 01:31:54,377 GRANDMASTER: (ON SPEAKERS) Loyal Sakaarians... 1732 01:31:54,634 --> 01:31:56,500 Lord of Thunder has stolen my ship 1733 01:31:56,594 --> 01:31:57,960 and my favorite champion. 1734 01:31:59,597 --> 01:32:02,681 Sakaarians, take to the skies. Bring him down. 1735 01:32:02,892 --> 01:32:04,508 Do not let him leave this planet. 1736 01:32:17,741 --> 01:32:18,982 - Good shot! - Thanks. 1737 01:32:22,078 --> 01:32:23,068 VALKYRIE: (ON RADIO) Open the doors. 1738 01:32:23,163 --> 01:32:24,449 Okay. 1739 01:32:29,836 --> 01:32:31,577 I hope that you're tougher than you look. 1740 01:32:31,755 --> 01:32:32,791 Why? 1741 01:32:33,381 --> 01:32:35,122 (SCREAMING) 1742 01:32:36,468 --> 01:32:38,676 - (GROANING) - (LAUGHS) 1743 01:32:45,351 --> 01:32:47,058 Shouldn't we be shooting back or something? 1744 01:32:47,145 --> 01:32:48,135 Yes, we should. 1745 01:32:48,480 --> 01:32:50,221 Where are the guns on this ship? 1746 01:32:50,523 --> 01:32:51,809 VALKYRIE: There aren't any. 1747 01:32:52,067 --> 01:32:53,524 - It's a leisure vessel. - BANNER: What? 1748 01:32:53,818 --> 01:32:55,309 Grandmaster uses it for his good times, 1749 01:32:55,445 --> 01:32:56,435 orgies and stuff. 1750 01:32:56,821 --> 01:32:58,107 Did she just say the Grandmaster 1751 01:32:58,198 --> 01:32:59,314 uses it for orgies? 1752 01:32:59,574 --> 01:33:00,690 Yeah. 1753 01:33:00,950 --> 01:33:02,236 Don't touch anything. 1754 01:33:12,504 --> 01:33:14,211 (ALARM BEEPING) 1755 01:33:22,680 --> 01:33:23,966 No! 1756 01:33:25,725 --> 01:33:26,806 (LAUGHING) 1757 01:33:26,976 --> 01:33:27,966 - No! - No! 1758 01:33:30,814 --> 01:33:31,804 (YELLS) 1759 01:33:34,984 --> 01:33:36,020 Get inside! 1760 01:33:36,319 --> 01:33:37,730 In a minute. 1761 01:33:39,531 --> 01:33:41,443 (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING) 1762 01:33:49,165 --> 01:33:50,997 I should probably go and help. Here, take the wheel. 1763 01:33:51,084 --> 01:33:52,450 No. I don't know how to fly one of these. 1764 01:33:52,752 --> 01:33:54,493 You're a scientist. Use one of your PhDs. 1765 01:33:54,587 --> 01:33:57,796 None of them are for flying alien spaceships! 1766 01:34:32,584 --> 01:34:33,574 Okay, come on. 1767 01:34:33,668 --> 01:34:35,705 There's gotta be a gun on this thing. 1768 01:34:35,837 --> 01:34:36,827 That looks like a gun. 1769 01:34:38,173 --> 01:34:39,459 GRANDMASTER: (SINGING) It's my birthday 1770 01:34:39,549 --> 01:34:40,585 It's my birthday 1771 01:34:41,551 --> 01:34:42,541 It's my birthday 1772 01:34:42,635 --> 01:34:43,751 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1773 01:34:44,304 --> 01:34:45,715 (MUSIC CONTINUES) 1774 01:34:50,602 --> 01:34:51,683 Yeah! 1775 01:34:53,605 --> 01:34:54,812 - (SPEAKING ALIEN LANGUAGE) - (GRUNTS) 1776 01:35:09,245 --> 01:35:11,328 Guys, we're coming up on the Devil's Anus! 1777 01:35:18,129 --> 01:35:19,119 There she is. 1778 01:35:19,422 --> 01:35:21,254 Our ticket out of here. 1779 01:35:21,925 --> 01:35:23,086 Hey, what's this? 1780 01:35:25,887 --> 01:35:27,503 - (DEVICE POWERS DOWN) - (LOKI GROANS) 1781 01:35:28,139 --> 01:35:29,220 Thank you. 1782 01:35:29,307 --> 01:35:31,799 Hey, man. We're about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. 1783 01:35:31,893 --> 01:35:32,883 You wanna come? 1784 01:35:33,269 --> 01:35:35,886 You do seem like 1785 01:35:35,980 --> 01:35:37,471 you're in desperate need of leadership. 1786 01:35:37,899 --> 01:35:39,310 Why, thank you. 1787 01:35:43,196 --> 01:35:44,186 Here we go. 1788 01:35:50,745 --> 01:35:51,735 Shit. 1789 01:35:51,955 --> 01:35:53,036 (EXPLOSIONS) 1790 01:35:58,253 --> 01:35:59,334 (BANNER GRUNTS) 1791 01:36:02,465 --> 01:36:03,831 (STRAINING) 1792 01:36:09,305 --> 01:36:11,012 SKURGE: Asgardians... 1793 01:36:11,266 --> 01:36:13,679 some misguided soul... 1794 01:36:14,644 --> 01:36:16,510 has stolen the Bifrost sword. 1795 01:36:16,854 --> 01:36:19,062 Tell us where it is... 1796 01:36:19,357 --> 01:36:21,849 or there will be consequences. 1797 01:36:25,697 --> 01:36:26,813 Bad ones. 1798 01:36:30,159 --> 01:36:31,149 Well? 1799 01:36:38,293 --> 01:36:39,283 You. 1800 01:36:39,502 --> 01:36:41,243 (ALL SCREAMING) 1801 01:36:43,589 --> 01:36:45,000 (MAN PROTESTING) 1802 01:36:56,060 --> 01:36:57,847 (WOMAN BREATHING SHAKILY) 1803 01:37:01,733 --> 01:37:03,144 (SOBBING) 1804 01:37:15,538 --> 01:37:19,498 Well? Executioner? 1805 01:37:24,547 --> 01:37:25,754 - (ALL GASP) - MAN: Wait! 1806 01:37:25,840 --> 01:37:26,830 Wait! 1807 01:37:29,218 --> 01:37:30,379 I know where the sword is. 1808 01:38:13,638 --> 01:38:15,800 I never thought I'd be back here. 1809 01:38:19,477 --> 01:38:20,934 BANNER: I thought it'd be a lot nicer. 1810 01:38:21,479 --> 01:38:22,936 I mean, not that it's not nice. 1811 01:38:23,022 --> 01:38:24,388 It's just, it's on fire. 1812 01:38:24,649 --> 01:38:25,639 Here, up here in the mountains. 1813 01:38:26,109 --> 01:38:28,192 Heat signatures. People clustered together. 1814 01:38:28,361 --> 01:38:29,351 She's coming for them. 1815 01:38:29,654 --> 01:38:30,644 Okay, drop me off at the palace 1816 01:38:30,738 --> 01:38:32,855 - and I'll draw her away. - And get yourself killed? 1817 01:38:33,074 --> 01:38:34,736 The people trapped down there are all that matters. 1818 01:38:34,826 --> 01:38:36,158 While I'm dealing with Hela, I need you two 1819 01:38:36,244 --> 01:38:37,325 to help get everyone off Asgard. 1820 01:38:37,787 --> 01:38:39,403 How the hell are we supposed to do that? 1821 01:38:40,081 --> 01:38:41,617 I have a man on the ground. 1822 01:38:44,001 --> 01:38:45,913 (LOW INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 1823 01:38:47,505 --> 01:38:48,495 Asgard. 1824 01:38:52,135 --> 01:38:53,296 She's here. 1825 01:39:05,022 --> 01:39:06,604 Now the ship has a gun. 1826 01:39:06,858 --> 01:39:07,939 I'll take it from here. 1827 01:39:08,901 --> 01:39:11,769 I found this in the armory. 1828 01:39:15,158 --> 01:39:16,148 Good luck. 1829 01:39:17,869 --> 01:39:19,030 Your Majesty... 1830 01:39:21,122 --> 01:39:22,158 don't die. 1831 01:39:25,168 --> 01:39:26,784 You know what I mean. 1832 01:40:25,853 --> 01:40:27,594 HEIMDALL: We must keep moving! 1833 01:40:28,397 --> 01:40:29,979 Go to the Bifrost! 1834 01:40:48,084 --> 01:40:49,325 (STAFF THUDDING) 1835 01:41:12,775 --> 01:41:13,856 Sister. 1836 01:41:16,153 --> 01:41:17,769 You're still alive. 1837 01:41:18,072 --> 01:41:19,938 I love what you've done with the place. 1838 01:41:20,032 --> 01:41:21,364 Redecorating, I see. 1839 01:41:21,742 --> 01:41:23,779 It seems our father's solution 1840 01:41:23,869 --> 01:41:26,327 to every problem was to cover it up. 1841 01:41:27,957 --> 01:41:29,448 Or to cast it out. 1842 01:41:31,794 --> 01:41:35,208 He told you you were worthy. He said the same thing to me. 1843 01:41:35,923 --> 01:41:37,164 You see? 1844 01:41:37,925 --> 01:41:39,962 You never knew him. 1845 01:41:40,386 --> 01:41:42,127 Not at his best. 1846 01:41:42,430 --> 01:41:45,298 Odin and I drowned entire civilizations 1847 01:41:45,391 --> 01:41:46,882 in blood and tears. 1848 01:41:47,184 --> 01:41:49,972 Where do you think all this gold came from? 1849 01:41:50,271 --> 01:41:51,853 And then, one day... 1850 01:41:52,148 --> 01:41:55,016 he decided to become a benevolent king. 1851 01:41:55,359 --> 01:41:57,851 To foster peace, to protect life... 1852 01:41:59,113 --> 01:42:00,570 to have you. 1853 01:42:01,115 --> 01:42:03,402 I understand why you're angry. 1854 01:42:03,659 --> 01:42:05,116 And you are my sister, and technically 1855 01:42:05,202 --> 01:42:07,489 have a claim to the throne. 1856 01:42:07,747 --> 01:42:09,659 And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule. 1857 01:42:09,749 --> 01:42:10,865 But it can't be you. 1858 01:42:11,125 --> 01:42:14,618 You're just... (SIGHS) The worst. 1859 01:42:16,297 --> 01:42:17,833 Okay, get up. 1860 01:42:18,215 --> 01:42:20,081 You're in my seat. 1861 01:42:21,260 --> 01:42:23,126 You know, Father once told me... 1862 01:42:23,387 --> 01:42:25,845 that a wise king never seeks out war. 1863 01:42:26,098 --> 01:42:28,511 But must always be ready for it. 1864 01:42:36,734 --> 01:42:38,771 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 1865 01:42:51,916 --> 01:42:53,202 (FENRIS GROWLS) 1866 01:42:55,503 --> 01:42:57,369 (GROWLING) 1867 01:43:00,925 --> 01:43:02,166 Go back! 1868 01:43:02,259 --> 01:43:03,340 (ALL CLAMORING) 1869 01:43:04,887 --> 01:43:05,923 (SNARLS) 1870 01:43:07,348 --> 01:43:08,589 HEIMDALL: Go! 1871 01:43:43,759 --> 01:43:46,126 To be honest, I expected more. 1872 01:43:49,390 --> 01:43:50,380 Heimdall! 1873 01:43:52,727 --> 01:43:54,343 The sword! 1874 01:43:56,397 --> 01:43:57,808 (CREATURES SNARLING) 1875 01:43:58,941 --> 01:44:00,398 Here's the difference between us. 1876 01:44:00,735 --> 01:44:02,192 I'm Odin's firstborn... 1877 01:44:02,445 --> 01:44:04,732 the rightful heir, the savior of Asgard. 1878 01:44:05,030 --> 01:44:06,737 - And you're nothing. - (GRUNTS) 1879 01:44:11,412 --> 01:44:12,573 (BOTH GRUNTING) 1880 01:44:14,665 --> 01:44:16,122 (GROANS) 1881 01:44:17,001 --> 01:44:19,789 So simple, even a blind man could see it. 1882 01:44:20,045 --> 01:44:21,331 (YELLS) 1883 01:44:22,089 --> 01:44:23,079 Oh. 1884 01:44:23,632 --> 01:44:25,749 Now you remind me of Dad. 1885 01:44:26,135 --> 01:44:27,717 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 1886 01:44:32,183 --> 01:44:33,970 (ROARING) 1887 01:44:36,145 --> 01:44:37,807 The stupid dog won't die! 1888 01:44:42,818 --> 01:44:44,775 (ALL SCREAMING) 1889 01:44:59,919 --> 01:45:02,627 Everything's gonna be all right now. I got this. 1890 01:45:03,130 --> 01:45:05,087 You wanted to know who I am? 1891 01:45:06,175 --> 01:45:07,666 What the hell are you talking about? 1892 01:45:07,968 --> 01:45:09,254 You'll see! 1893 01:45:19,480 --> 01:45:21,392 (FENRIS SNIFFING) 1894 01:45:22,566 --> 01:45:23,602 (GROWLS) 1895 01:45:24,527 --> 01:45:25,608 (SNARLS) 1896 01:45:26,195 --> 01:45:27,857 (ALL WHIMPERING) 1897 01:45:37,873 --> 01:45:39,739 (ROARING) 1898 01:45:42,461 --> 01:45:43,952 (ROARS) 1899 01:45:55,933 --> 01:45:56,923 (GROANS) 1900 01:45:58,018 --> 01:46:00,135 You see? No one's going anywhere. 1901 01:46:00,437 --> 01:46:01,723 I'll get that sword... 1902 01:46:01,897 --> 01:46:04,514 even if I have to kill every single one of them to do it. 1903 01:46:31,343 --> 01:46:32,584 Hey, man. 1904 01:46:33,888 --> 01:46:35,129 I'm Korg. This is Miek. 1905 01:46:35,389 --> 01:46:36,505 We're gonna jump on that spaceship 1906 01:46:36,599 --> 01:46:37,680 and get out of here. Wanna come? 1907 01:46:37,933 --> 01:46:39,140 (SHIP APPROACHING) 1908 01:46:47,318 --> 01:46:51,062 Your savior is here. 1909 01:46:55,492 --> 01:46:56,573 (CHUCKLING) 1910 01:46:57,411 --> 01:46:58,527 (SCREAMS) 1911 01:46:58,704 --> 01:47:00,411 Did you miss me? 1912 01:47:00,748 --> 01:47:01,955 Everyone, on that ship now. 1913 01:47:06,503 --> 01:47:08,540 Welcome home. I saw you coming. 1914 01:47:08,839 --> 01:47:09,829 Of course you did. 1915 01:47:12,009 --> 01:47:13,375 (CREATURES SNARLING) 1916 01:47:15,179 --> 01:47:16,920 (KORG YELLING) 1917 01:47:26,690 --> 01:47:28,773 It's a valiant effort, but you never stood a chance. 1918 01:47:29,944 --> 01:47:30,980 You see... 1919 01:47:31,862 --> 01:47:34,525 I'm not a queen or a monster. 1920 01:47:36,659 --> 01:47:38,195 I'm the Goddess of Death. 1921 01:47:39,453 --> 01:47:41,536 What were you the god of, again? 1922 01:47:48,295 --> 01:47:50,207 (PANTING) 1923 01:47:53,175 --> 01:47:54,882 Even when you had two eyes... 1924 01:47:55,761 --> 01:47:57,468 you'd see only half the picture. 1925 01:47:59,014 --> 01:48:01,848 She's too strong. Without my hammer, I can't. 1926 01:48:03,227 --> 01:48:06,595 Are you Thor, the God of Hammers? Hmm? 1927 01:48:06,855 --> 01:48:08,847 (PANTING) 1928 01:48:09,858 --> 01:48:12,145 That hammer was to help you control your power, 1929 01:48:12,236 --> 01:48:13,477 to focus it. 1930 01:48:14,405 --> 01:48:15,987 It was never your source of strength. 1931 01:48:16,907 --> 01:48:19,024 It's too late. She's already taken Asgard. 1932 01:48:20,285 --> 01:48:22,823 Asgard is not a place. Never was. 1933 01:48:24,206 --> 01:48:25,287 This could be Asgard. 1934 01:48:26,667 --> 01:48:28,659 Asgard is where our people stand. 1935 01:48:29,670 --> 01:48:34,290 Even now, right now, those people need your help. 1936 01:48:42,141 --> 01:48:44,133 I'm not as strong as you. 1937 01:48:47,021 --> 01:48:48,011 No... 1938 01:48:49,440 --> 01:48:50,681 you're stronger. 1939 01:48:59,825 --> 01:49:01,066 Tell me, brother. 1940 01:49:01,160 --> 01:49:03,493 What were you the god of again? 1941 01:49:03,829 --> 01:49:05,240 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 1942 01:49:08,042 --> 01:49:09,954 - (THUNDER RUMBLING) - (THOR YELLING) 1943 01:49:24,767 --> 01:49:26,759 (IMMIGRANT SONG BY LED ZEPPELIN PLAYING) 1944 01:49:55,506 --> 01:49:56,838 (FIREWORKS BURSTING) 1945 01:50:06,391 --> 01:50:07,552 (GROWLS) 1946 01:50:08,018 --> 01:50:09,008 (ROARS) 1947 01:50:43,137 --> 01:50:44,548 (YELLING) 1948 01:51:19,173 --> 01:51:21,210 - You're late. - You're missing an eye. 1949 01:51:21,550 --> 01:51:22,882 VALKYRIE: This isn't over. 1950 01:51:28,432 --> 01:51:29,843 (ALL PANTING) 1951 01:51:30,142 --> 01:51:31,758 I think we should disband the Revengers. 1952 01:51:33,437 --> 01:51:34,473 Hit her with a lightning blast. 1953 01:51:34,771 --> 01:51:35,887 I just hit her with the biggest lightning blast 1954 01:51:35,981 --> 01:51:37,097 in the history of lightning. 1955 01:51:37,191 --> 01:51:38,181 It did nothing. 1956 01:51:41,987 --> 01:51:44,479 We just need to hold her off until everyone's on board. 1957 01:51:45,282 --> 01:51:46,648 It won't end there. 1958 01:51:47,117 --> 01:51:50,360 The longer Hela's on Asgard, the more powerful she grows. 1959 01:51:50,704 --> 01:51:52,286 She'll hunt us down. 1960 01:51:52,497 --> 01:51:53,908 We need to stop her here and now. 1961 01:51:54,208 --> 01:51:55,244 So what do we do? 1962 01:51:56,251 --> 01:51:57,583 I'm not doing "Get Help." 1963 01:52:09,973 --> 01:52:13,091 Asgard's not a place, it's a people. 1964 01:52:15,145 --> 01:52:16,135 Loki... 1965 01:52:16,480 --> 01:52:18,312 this was never about stopping Ragnarok. 1966 01:52:18,649 --> 01:52:20,515 This was about causing Ragnarok. 1967 01:52:20,734 --> 01:52:22,225 Surtur's crown, the vault. 1968 01:52:24,112 --> 01:52:25,319 It's the only way. 1969 01:52:26,031 --> 01:52:27,363 Bold move, brother. 1970 01:52:28,784 --> 01:52:30,116 Even for me. 1971 01:52:33,413 --> 01:52:34,403 Shall we? 1972 01:52:35,582 --> 01:52:36,572 After you. 1973 01:52:49,596 --> 01:52:50,882 (GRUNTING) 1974 01:52:59,231 --> 01:53:00,312 (GRUNTING) 1975 01:53:02,276 --> 01:53:03,608 This is madness. 1976 01:53:03,944 --> 01:53:05,526 (ALL CLAMORING) 1977 01:53:17,165 --> 01:53:18,656 Go! Go, now! 1978 01:53:36,685 --> 01:53:38,347 (CREATURES SNARLING) 1979 01:53:43,817 --> 01:53:45,683 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 1980 01:53:56,288 --> 01:53:57,529 (MAN SCREAMS) 1981 01:53:58,206 --> 01:53:59,413 (GUN FIRING) 1982 01:54:19,936 --> 01:54:21,222 For Asgard. 1983 01:54:35,660 --> 01:54:36,867 SKURGE: Hela! 1984 01:54:44,002 --> 01:54:45,163 (GUN CLICKS) 1985 01:54:45,962 --> 01:54:46,952 (GRUNTS) 1986 01:54:48,173 --> 01:54:49,163 (YELLS) 1987 01:54:50,509 --> 01:54:51,750 (GROANS) 1988 01:55:01,603 --> 01:55:05,597 With the Eternal Flame, you are reborn. 1989 01:55:12,864 --> 01:55:13,854 (GASPING) 1990 01:55:16,868 --> 01:55:18,359 Hela, enough! 1991 01:55:22,207 --> 01:55:24,824 You want Asgard, it's yours. 1992 01:55:25,335 --> 01:55:28,544 Whatever game you're playing, it won't work. 1993 01:55:28,797 --> 01:55:30,208 You can't defeat me. 1994 01:55:31,091 --> 01:55:32,332 No, I know. 1995 01:55:34,052 --> 01:55:35,042 But he can. 1996 01:55:37,055 --> 01:55:39,297 (ROARING) 1997 01:55:39,558 --> 01:55:40,639 No. 1998 01:55:41,685 --> 01:55:42,892 (HELA GRUNTS) 1999 01:55:48,733 --> 01:55:52,022 Tremble before me, Asgard! 2000 01:55:52,279 --> 01:55:54,396 I am your reckoning! 2001 01:56:03,915 --> 01:56:05,326 The people are safe. 2002 01:56:06,084 --> 01:56:07,746 That's all that matters. 2003 01:56:09,671 --> 01:56:10,878 THOR: We're fulfilling the prophecy. 2004 01:56:11,631 --> 01:56:12,872 I hate this prophecy. 2005 01:56:13,175 --> 01:56:14,837 So do I, but we have no choice. 2006 01:56:15,135 --> 01:56:16,797 Surtur destroys Asgard... 2007 01:56:17,095 --> 01:56:19,303 he destroys Hela, so that our people may live. 2008 01:56:19,431 --> 01:56:21,013 But we need to let him finish the job, 2009 01:56:21,099 --> 01:56:22,180 - otherwise... - (HULK ROARING) 2010 01:56:23,935 --> 01:56:24,925 No! 2011 01:56:25,020 --> 01:56:26,261 (HULK ROARING) 2012 01:56:27,439 --> 01:56:29,271 Hulk, stop, you moron! 2013 01:56:29,566 --> 01:56:31,182 (HULK GRUNTING) 2014 01:56:31,902 --> 01:56:32,892 (ROARS) 2015 01:56:33,945 --> 01:56:35,652 (SCREAMING) 2016 01:56:38,492 --> 01:56:39,528 THOR: Hulk, stop. 2017 01:56:39,784 --> 01:56:42,618 Just for once in your life, don't smash. 2018 01:56:43,997 --> 01:56:45,579 Big monster! 2019 01:56:46,041 --> 01:56:47,122 Let's go! 2020 01:56:47,876 --> 01:56:48,912 (GROWLS) 2021 01:56:49,002 --> 01:56:49,992 Fine. 2022 01:56:53,006 --> 01:56:54,087 (HULK GRUNTS) 2023 01:57:01,223 --> 01:57:02,213 (GRUNTS) 2024 01:57:14,194 --> 01:57:16,857 SURTUR: I am Asgard's doom! 2025 01:57:19,407 --> 01:57:20,739 (LAUGHING) 2026 01:57:40,053 --> 01:57:42,010 The damage is not too bad. 2027 01:57:42,305 --> 01:57:44,171 As long as the foundations are still strong... 2028 01:57:44,474 --> 01:57:45,806 we can rebuild this place. 2029 01:57:46,268 --> 01:57:48,351 It will become a haven... 2030 01:57:48,645 --> 01:57:51,353 for all peoples and aliens of the universe. 2031 01:57:58,405 --> 01:58:00,738 Now those foundations are gone. Sorry. 2032 01:58:01,741 --> 01:58:03,403 (DISTANT EXPLOSIONS) 2033 01:58:15,964 --> 01:58:17,751 What have I done? 2034 01:58:19,050 --> 01:58:21,337 You saved us from extinction. 2035 01:58:21,636 --> 01:58:23,218 Asgard is not a place... 2036 01:58:25,015 --> 01:58:26,551 it's a people. 2037 01:58:55,879 --> 01:58:57,290 It suits you. 2038 01:59:00,175 --> 01:59:02,508 Maybe you're not so bad after all, brother. 2039 01:59:02,969 --> 01:59:04,005 Maybe not. 2040 01:59:05,472 --> 01:59:06,508 Thank you. 2041 01:59:07,432 --> 01:59:09,594 If you were here, I might even give you a hug. 2042 01:59:14,105 --> 01:59:15,266 I'm here. 2043 01:59:39,506 --> 01:59:40,747 Your throne. 2044 01:59:56,064 --> 01:59:58,977 So. King of Asgard. 2045 02:00:09,661 --> 02:00:10,651 Where to? 2046 02:00:11,913 --> 02:00:13,154 I'm not sure. 2047 02:00:13,915 --> 02:00:14,996 Any suggestions? 2048 02:00:17,877 --> 02:00:19,584 Miek, where are you from? 2049 02:00:19,963 --> 02:00:21,750 Oh, Miek's dead. 2050 02:00:22,048 --> 02:00:25,041 Yeah, no, I accidentally stomped on him on the bridge. 2051 02:00:25,218 --> 02:00:26,550 I've just felt so guilty, 2052 02:00:26,636 --> 02:00:27,797 I've been carrying him around all day. 2053 02:00:29,973 --> 02:00:31,885 - (CHITTERING) - (GASPS) Miek, you're alive! 2054 02:00:31,975 --> 02:00:33,136 He's alive, guys. 2055 02:00:33,226 --> 02:00:34,387 What was your question again, bro? 2056 02:00:36,229 --> 02:00:37,219 Earth it is. 2057 02:00:37,689 --> 02:00:39,681 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2058 02:02:53,992 --> 02:02:55,403 Do you really think it's a good idea 2059 02:02:55,493 --> 02:02:56,574 to go back to Earth? 2060 02:02:57,161 --> 02:02:58,151 Yes, of course. 2061 02:02:58,246 --> 02:03:00,329 The people of Earth love me. I'm very popular. 2062 02:03:00,874 --> 02:03:02,661 Let me rephrase that. 2063 02:03:03,042 --> 02:03:04,829 Do you really think it's a good idea 2064 02:03:04,919 --> 02:03:06,285 to bring me back to Earth? 2065 02:03:06,963 --> 02:03:08,920 Probably not, to be honest. 2066 02:03:09,007 --> 02:03:10,714 I wouldn't worry, brother. 2067 02:03:10,800 --> 02:03:13,793 I feel like everything's gonna work out fine. 2068 02:03:17,015 --> 02:03:18,756 (LOW RUMBLING) 2069 02:03:31,070 --> 02:03:33,062 (MUSIC PLAYING) 2070 02:09:38,938 --> 02:09:40,349 (GROANING) 2071 02:09:42,900 --> 02:09:43,890 Oh, boy. 2072 02:09:45,861 --> 02:09:47,853 (SCRAPPERS EXCLAIMING) 2073 02:09:50,491 --> 02:09:52,198 (GROANS) Oh. 2074 02:09:52,285 --> 02:09:56,279 I just gotta say, I'm proud of you all. 2075 02:09:56,706 --> 02:09:59,915 This revolution has been a huge success. Yay, us! 2076 02:10:00,293 --> 02:10:02,660 Pat on the back. Pat on the back. 2077 02:10:02,753 --> 02:10:04,995 Come on. No? 2078 02:10:05,548 --> 02:10:07,540 Me too. 'Cause I've been a big part of it. 2079 02:10:07,633 --> 02:10:10,421 Can't have a revolution without somebody to overthrow. 2080 02:10:10,511 --> 02:10:12,377 So, you're welcome. 2081 02:10:12,680 --> 02:10:14,922 And, uh, it's a tie.