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Please, get me to a hospital!
I can't breathe.
You know what? If you were smart, you would stop talking right now.
Sue me. I just know that women should never work for women.
How can you say that?
Because they're always threatened.
Especially if you're beautiful, and they're not.
Fine! You never had a fight with your boss?
Never. You know why?
Because he's a man.
Can we please drop this?
I just want to go home and kiss my son. Honey.
See, you have to mention that you have a child and we don't.
- There's my point. - Erit, I didn't say anything of the sort.
Don't apologize, it's genetics.
Women are always competing with each other.
That's why you're having problems with your boss.
- Because she's a woman. - Exactly.
Women should work under men, men under women. That's it.
What about men under men?
That's fine, too. I mean, they can deal with it.
- Can we go now? - Either of you guys want another drink?
- We're good. - Shot? Double?
Women can do amazing things. I am one. I know.
But even I would never work for me.
That we can agree on. Good night, Mick.
We are in a bad mood.
She's got a point, bro, you know.
I'd much rather work under you than her.
That's nice. I'd rather work under him, too.
You'd rather "work" under John?
You have a problem with that, too?
No! Why would I have a problem with your little sexual innuendo?
What is up your ass tonight?
So I should just sit here while you come on to my husband right in front of me?
Lara, if I wanted your husband, I would have him, like that.
How? You couldn't possibly show him more of those tits.
- You know what your problem is? - Okay...
My problem is your brain is as big as those tits.
- Baby, this is your fault! - Huge, exactly!
This is your...
If you had half a brain, we wouldn't be having this conversation.
Baby. Let it go, let it go, let it go.
- Good night, brother dear! - Good night!
- She's completely full of herself. - Don't try and agree with me now!
I don't even think she's a member of the dental profession.
Shut up!
She probably can't even spell "anesthesiologist."
- The woman's a complete fraud. - We went to her office party, you idiot!
And I believe she hit on me that night as well.
You are completely delusional.
She didn't even hit on you in there. I just don't like her.
I understand your point of view. I really do. I agree with you.
Somebody who looks like that should not be allowed anywhere near oral surgery.
You are an asshole!
You're sitting in the chair, you're trying to stay calm,
and you got them things hanging in your face...
- So, see you next weekend. All right? - Okay.
- Thank you. - Good night.
- Bye. - Bye!
Bye!
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