What are you doing, kid?
You use RMB in Hong Kong? Are you crazy?
I have no HK dollars, my friend, it's nothing I can do.
I am not your friend.
Can't you see I am in uniform? Call me sir.
Sir, I've been standing for an hour.
I'm so thirsty, how about you lend me a few dollars.
When my uncle arrives, he'll pay you back.
Everybody in Hong Kong needs help,
who bothers to help you?
- You better beg the machine. - Can I?
Sir, please buy me a drink.
This vending machine is not sir,
you have to call him Mr. Machine.
Mr. Machine, please buy me a drink.
Thank you, Mr. Machine.
What's taking my uncle so long?
Hurry up, after this we would have played 200 rounds.
I haven't slept for 3 days already.
What? Want to leave with the money?
Oh, shit.
What is it? What?
My nephew is coming from Guangzhou today,
I have to pick him up at the station, see you.
Blackie Tat, wanna run away?
You better clear the bills first.
I didn't say I quit,
but I have to pick my nephew up first.
Clear the bills? You think you will win for sure.
You'll know it when we finish.
Ok, let me say a prayer first.
Oh, let me say some prayers too, God of dogs bless me.
Ping, be careful.
Fishy Shing, if you want to pick up Ping, you better go to the club.
You don't have to leave your business...
and play mahjong here, what's so good about her?
You like her big ass.
Say it to yourself, it has been so many years.
At least you'll have a happy ending if you get married.
I haven't met the right one.
The right one? You must be waiting for Blackie Tat.
Who said I like him?
Everybody knows! You better think about it.
Gamblers usually won't have a good ending.
After my prayers, I will surely win.
I will beat Blackie Tat.
Touch wood.
The God of Dogs? You worship a dog?
Damn you.
Come on, let's worry about win or lose later.
Where is Ping?
She went to the toilet, are you in a hurry to lose?
Damn you.
Blackie Tat, you are not young anymore.
He is only teasing you and you put your nephew aside.
Go pick him up now.
You really think I leave my nephew alone?
Honestly I'm afraid to see him.
Why?
Have you heard a disease called natural-born losing control?
What is that?
It is a disease that...
a man will lose control anytime, anywhere.
He'll have no idea what he's done.
I don't understand.
Because you don't have your brain with you.
This is a hereditary disease from my family.
My grandmother used to be like this.
Whenever her sister called her, she'd gone crazy.
My uncles said that...
it is because the brain is affected by certain sound waves.
If my nephew calls me uncle I'm ok,
but if...
he formally calls me Uncle Tat, I'll lose control.
what will happen when you lose control?
Don't stay too long then, I might rape you.
That's good, I've been waiting for this.
Can you still control your bowel then?
If I can't, I will do it in your mouth.
It's 7 o'clock already, how come you people are still sleeping?
I really worked all night last night.
I don't want your explanation.
I really don't have another man.
Here it is,
it's been scratched.
1st or 7th floor?
I don't trust you.
If you don't believe it, you can call him.
It's better to call him here, rather than looking for him each floor.
Uncle Tat.
What's the noise?
Danny, just open up. What do you want me to do then?
You say 'i love you' 10 times, then I'll open the door.
alright, I love you...
I love you...
Wait. Thanks.
So selfish.
I love you...
Is this a swordplay from Emei Clan?
Chung, open up!
Old lady, why did you attack me with your sword?
Or it is from Hongdong Sect?
You don't have to sting me even I guess it wrong.
Bad-tempered.
Uncle Tat, Uncle Tat.
Good morning. Excuse me...
Why are you so noisy early in the morning?
Uncle is not here. Let see check upstairs.
Tat...
Tat your ass.
Fine, I'll wait here.
You have to go out someday...
but if he doesn't, I'll be damned.
the massacre in Shum Cheng? You can't run, uncle.
Comrade.
Is it evacuation?
Do you know the murderer of the massacre?
Of course, that's a big news.
I know he's hiding in this building...
but I don't know which unit. This is his picture.
Ff I get the right one, you'll be in deep shit, Ping.
I'll take care of Ping, right?
You're in trouble.
- What's the matter? - Freeze, this is the police.
What's the matter? I have a sure-win hand.
What's the problem, sir?
This murderer of Shum Cheng raped and killed a family of seven last night.
You're a beast.
It wasn't me!
Don't you remember he was with us last night?
Oh yes, I was with you last night,
Sir, maybe you've made a mistake.
We have witness.
Who is it?
That's him.
Do you recognize me? I'm Sing
You son of a bitch.
Yes, that's me, Uncle Tat.
Let me go, officer.
Uncle Tat.
Please help me.
Don't worry, he'll be ok soon.
I said don't worry.
What have I done?
You just...that cop, Uncle Tat.
Help me.
He loses control of himself.
Help me, partner.
My uncle is not a rapist.
Help me...
Stop.
Don't do that!
Hereditary lost of control.
It's my turn finally.
What are you doing? Why are you using the cutting board?
I'm sorry. I was a bit emotional.
Sorry, I was a bit emotional.
sorry...
Nuts.
Sorry...
Look at yourself,
you look like monster, look at your hair.
I thought it's popular in Hong Kong.
Popular your ass.
Again? Take it off.
I've told you the kids from China is cold-blooded,
no sense of belonging.
Call the cop?
I am the murderer of Shum Cheng?
What are you then?
The rapist of Guangzhou? You son of a bitch.
This is such a stupid old trick.
There's a lighter inside the can.
In the past, it was so obvious that...
you were the one who informed the police.
Otherwise how could your dad...
be the first person to be executed during the Cultural Revolution.
The little girl is falling, watch out!
She's falling!
Lost of control.
Chee?
You can see through the wall?
Yes, if I want to.
What's the color of my underwear?
You are not wearing any.
Wait a moment.
What are these?
Birds.
What kind of bird?
Those that can't fly.
What are the hidden ones?
3 green in the middle, 4 red on right and 4 squares on the left.
That's all.
This is not real.
What the fuck.
What you see in front of you is not concrete. It's money.
Money is everywhere in Hong Kong. Remember this.
Be hygienic, pick it up.
Sing, did you say after your sickness at 9,
you realized you have a supernatural power.
Did the head of your unit know?
- Oh yes. - Oh yes?
Did they ask you to work for them?
Of course they did what then?
I was asked to patrol the city the 1st year,
to see if the underground piping was ok.
If yes, I had to ask for repair.
I was doing good the 2nd year,
I was promoted to be a customs officer.
But after they installed an X-ray machine,
I lost my job at once.
I am lucky this time.
Why?
All you have to do is to use your supernatural power in gambling...
then we'll be rich.
I don't know how to gamble.
I only played mahjong a few times.
Count on me. There are a lot of things that you don't know.
If you don't understand, ask.
This is a paradise of the rich.
You can be like them if you have money.
Good food, good house, good clothes, beautiful cars and women.
What if I don't have money?
No money? It will be like the two of us,
give up everything.
Watch out kid,
in Hong Kong, you must say the right things.
When you have the chance, don't miss it.
Do you wanna do it?
Are you doing it?
Yes, of course yes.
Which one are you good at?
I am good at this.
How are you doing? Uncle Tat, this is my fiancee.
Really?
This is my nephew Sing, say hello.
Hello.
Miss, I'll do it.
Not this one.
My nephew just arrived from China.
I'll get married soon. I don't work in the club already.
Congratulations.
- Thank you. - Say congratulation.
Say it.
I'll come to your wedding.
On your wedding day, I will surely come.
Come, come your ass.
You teach me so.
Everybody likes to gamble in Hong Kong.
It can roughly be divided into...
Mahjong, Tin Kau, Pai Kau, poker, dice etc
How about insect fighting?
Insect,
you think this is China?
How about horse? Horseracing is popular here.
I can't put a horse on the table to show you.
After the training of these few days,
although you are not an expert, at least you are getting familiar.
How about this hand?
I'll rearrange them like this.
Are you sure?
I'm just making it fun, uncle. Don't you like it?
Bet...
Please put down your bet.
Last call, bet please...
4, 5 and 6. Big.
Big.
What happened?
Everybody's gambling on one table.
I heard that's the nephew of Blackie Tat.
He just arrived from China and won 10 games in a row.
The house almost goes broken.
Open, 4, 5, 6, 15 points. Big.
That's weird.
I'll take a leak. You'd better watch.
Put down your bet.
- This is 13 points. Big. - Please put down your bet.
Don't push the house too far...
or we won't get much out of it.
What does it mean?
We'll have to lose this time, together with others.
Ok, small this time.
Small...
Last call please.
13 points.
Open, 2, 5, 6, 13 points. Big.
13 points.
You're crazy. You bet on small and 13 together.
- What? - You're setting me up.
I win while you lose. I like it.
So what.
You son of a bitch.
I just like it. What can you do?
Nothing I can do if you're so courageous.
Then that's fine. Why don't you hit the other side also?
Uncle...
Old man, don't get yourself killed for the money.
You're not having much luck.
I like it. What can you do?
Nothing I can do if you're so courageous.
Then that's fine.
Do you know who I am?
I don't give a shit.
Old man, you're talking too much. I'll fix you up.
Don't go. Let me do it.
Uncle, trust me.
I can do it now you?
Do I look like I can't?
That's exactly what you look.
Don't let my appearance fool you.
My friend...
Uncle... you can't beat old man.
I'll beat you too, kid. Get him.
No, don't hurt his head.
Don't hurt his head.
Go away.
Are you ok?
I'm fine.
Hold on.
This one hurts. Oh it hurts.
You think you're a good fighter?
If your brain is hurt, what do I do then?
You'll be dead now if I didn't give a hand.
This kind of things happened to me every week.
I like it. What can you do?
Nothing I can do if you're so courageous.
Then that's fine.
It's my duty to protect my nephew.
Escape first if this happens again,
get it?
Sorry.
Do me a favour, comrade, I'll remember you.
Hold tight.
Thank you.
I will marry you later.
You don't really have to drive so fast,
my danger is over.
Yours is over, how about mine?
This is the fastest.
Why do you stop?
No gas.
Don't worry, miss, I'll be around.
Why are there so many people going after you?
I killed their boss.
I'll kill you if you run.
Brother,
we're all friends and brothers,
maybe we'll be one family in our next life,
we should not attack each other for such a trivial matter.
I do understand your feeling now,
because my brother died when I was three,
not only that, my younger brother died when I was four.
You talk too much, where are you from?
I'm from Guangzhou.
Let's kill this bloody Chinese gangster.
Stand aside.
Billy.
Step aside, brother.
You, stand aside please.
Let me do it.
It's my turn now. Hey, look over there.
See you later, kid.
why are you calling me kid?
What's your name comrade?
My name is Yee Mong.
Yee Mong
Bye-bye.
Her mole is so tempting.
Yee Mong, I am actually a good fighter.
I really am, don't you trust me?
Yes, I do.
I don't think you do.
Believe me, I do.
You only want me to show you my skills.
Don't... I don't believe then.
If you don't believe, I'll have to prove it then.
I know you will say this.
Then it's ok now.
Don't fight.
Where is Mr. Hung?
Mr. Hung is having a game with Mr. Chan from Taiwan.
Wait until he finished his game.
If we both have a flush, I'm bigger.
Ok, 5 million.
But don't forget, I might have a straight flush.
If so, you won't look so nervous.
I don't believe you have a straight flush. I'll add 5 million.
Why don't you simply show your hand?
How much have you got?
Around 8 million.
Ok, I will add 8 million.
Mr. Hung, you have misjudged me this time.
I really have a straight flush.
What a coincidence.
Mr. Hung, this is exactly the situation...
in which big money is lost, isn't it?
Wait a minute,
you are right.
Damn coincidence makes one lose.
Damn it.
Chung, I'm sorry,
you're lucky this time,
you'll not be so lucky next time.
It's not luck that I have, it's ability.
You'd better watch out in next month's
The International King of Gamblers Tournament.
You're too arrogant,
I will definitely be the champion.
Let's go.
Mr. Hung, Yee Mong has fixed Keung.
Well done.
It's nothing.
By the way, in the casino just now,
there was an interesting man.
Doctor said Chee's operation will cost $100,000.
Now the money we've got is not enough.
Why don't we go to the race course tomorrow?
I have some exclusive tips.
Do your tips work?
I know the horse owner.
So you little bastard finally come back.
- Uncle always... - Yee Mong
This is too early for dreaming.
Let's plan our bets tomorrow in the race course.
How about this round?
No. 3 looks a little depressed.
No. 4 has some respiratory problem.
No. 5 and 6 keep talking.
I think no. 7 is the most aggressive. Let's bet on no. 7
Are you serious? No. 7 will not win.
Damn you. Trying to fool me.
You can even see that no. 7 is aggressive?
All the experts are saying that it will fail.
If the experts are so good, they should all be rich then.
Let's go.
Oh yes, you're the best.
I'm not blaming you, horses are different from mahjong,
you can't be totally out of your mind,
this no. 7 is ridiculous.
Stay here. I go place my bet.
Don't you trust me anymore, uncle?
It's done.
Do the tips work?
I will bet my life on it.
no. 6 with no. 2, 3 or 4.
$100 each bet.
Thanks.
Hurry...
Go faster, I've bet my life on it.
No. 7! I should have trusted you!
I lose my life.
That was great.
Uncle,
we've made it. Did you bet on no. 7?
You must've won a lot.
Only a little bit.
I saw Shing there, let me go over.
Wait... what should I bet on this time?
I think...
Don't speak up,
write it here.
Don't look.
No. 6, we'll be rich.
That's not necessary, Shing.
Auntie Luk, Brother Shing.
What a coincidence,
did anything happen to Luk?
I want to take a bet for Chee...
to earn the operation fee. But she lost it all.
Is Chee sick?
She's got a heart-disease and need money for operation,
but she lost all her money. Poor Chee.
Luk,
can you show me your ticket?
Here! It's useless now.
Not really! Let me see if I can help.
The only thing you can help is...
to give me some money.
I'll do my best, ok?
No. 7 has won just now.
That's great.
- I'll bet on no. 6 next. - Of course.
You won because of me. You'd better buy me dinner.
Of course.
no.6, no.6...
I see smoke coming out of his head.
no. 9?
Don't...
Don't look at me like that. I'm a victim too.
We trusted the wrong person.
Luk, the bastard asked me to bet on no. 6
Luk, look.
He really turned it into no. 7.
That means we won.
You can change the number?
That's right, he can do it.
Luk, go and get the money now,
don't gamble anymore.
I know, Sing, I want to thank you for Chee.
That's enough. Go get the money first.
Hey, kid, you really know how to do it?
Please turn my no. 6 into no. 9 then.
I just wrote no. 9.
But I put my bet on no. 6. Stop the crap, come on.
I can't. Every time I use my supernatural power,
I need to rest for 1 or 2 months,
can't change anymore.
1 or 2 months?
That means we don't have to gamble anymore after today.
Let's gamble on soccer.
Soccer? Can you do that?
How's that? The doctor said that this is an excellent medicine,
you'll recover soon. Getting better?
Guess what have I got?
Fingers.
I told you the western medicine doesn't work,
let me give you a special recipe.
Sing
Sing, just stay where you are, Chee wants to see you.
That's right.
Good girl Chee.
Is Ping's mouth having a cramp?
It's nothing.
Luk said you can change anything you want.
What can I do for you?
I just want you to change here for me,
I want them to be bigger.
But my power may make it smaller.
Alright with me too,
then you can reduce the size of my ass.
Tat. Blackie Tat
Come... there's a letter.
- What is it? - A letter.
Let me hold your bowl.
Let me have a look?
What letter is that?
An invitation,
Hung Kwong is the most prominent gangster among the triads.
His nickname is King of Gamblers.
We caught his attention.
It's an opportunity for us.
If we ever become his right hands,
we'll have endless money.
Even we do not stay with him, we can still make money.
Of course I know.
They've made it clear already,
if you don't help him this time,
we will be dead-men soon.
But I've lost my power now,
he will also kill us if he knows it.
That's why we can't let him know.
Don't gamble with him, just show your power to scare him.
Don't be too serious.
Did you see those aces?
One
two
three
and four.
There are only three.
This is called having an aura.
When you become famous,
you have to watch your posture.
After that, you have to package yourself.
Put it on.
This is perfect,
and this one too, put it on.
Overcoat, I've seen it in China.
Be serious.
Every one on the gambling table has his own style.
This is a scare armour for the Gambling Saint.
That's right.
From now on, your nickname will be the Gambling Saint.
You'll have your own style,
the Gambling Saint.
may I know how to spell the nickname?
Bullshit.
Shit.
Stop playing with the dirty stuff,
put on the sunglasses, so that none can see your eyes.
Also, put some gel on your hair to look tougher.
- I can't do this. - Why not?
- Really can't - Why not?
I hate styling gel.
Don't push me, Uncle Tat.
Where's the little bastard?
Come here, put on some gel.
Gel on the moustache, how about my armpit?
Don't kid, come on it's true.
I'm serious, I don't want to gel the whole body.
Uncle Tat, I want to tell you,
it is all useless if I don't look tough.
That's why you need this gel on your hair, then you'll look tough.
Please don't, it stinks.
Stink your ass, I have it all over my face and can't even smell it.
Come here, smell together.
Oh, shit.
Your appearance is ok but you need to watch your posture.
This I can't teach you, you better watch the video.
The God of Gambler.
He looks great, I admire him so much.
I will never look like him.
That's why you need to learn.
Why is he walking so slowly?
Is that a wig?
What? I've washed it many times and it still smells.
What time shall we meet him?
7 o'clock
Mr. Hung, he's here.
Please.
You really live up to your reputation, you even walk differently.
Are you Mr. Hung?
Right.
What can I do for you, Mr. Hung?
I always like to gamble with the youngsters.
Why don't we forget about gambling?
I can show you some of my tricks and call it a day.
Show your tricks.
This is a good one, I haven't seen before.
Wrong,
this means prosperity for everyone.
Full of fortune for the whole family.
Can you see the aces?
Don't screw up this one.
This is called vanishing. Everything's gone.
Are you ok? I hope I haven't hurt you.
I knew these tricks when I was a kid.
We'd better talk about gambling.
I hope that's not necessary.
- Why can't let me in? - You can't go in.
I can't? I am his uncle as well as his agent.
What are you doing inside?
It's none of your business.
Leave him alone then. Can I sit down?
This $500,000 is your capital.
We'll play dice game. You don't have to pay me back if you lose,
if you win, the money is all yours.
That's nice, I don't have to worry then.
Play it slowly then. Good luck.
Ready the dices.
Mr. Hung.
You first.
Excuse me, give me a new set.
I have to use ivory dices.
Those three were made with ivory.
- I mean ivory from north pole elephant - north pole?
Forget it, I can live with Indian elephant.
You can start.
Place your bet.
$50,000 for big.
Are you sure?
Big or small?
Please give me some change, I'll bet $50 small.
No, minimum bet is $50,000
Open 3, 5 and 5, big
Mr. Hung, I think this guy is a fool.
Ok, let me show his hand, small
I don't believe you can see through the cup,
you think you have my ability?
I don't believe it.
That's not bad, you must have practiced a lot.
Great. What's the matter?
Great. Terrific, good.
- Yee Mong - Mr. Hung
Give him another $500,000
- Alright - Mr. Hung
It's time for dinner. Can I invite both of you to dinner?
Mr. Hung asked me to give you $500,000. He wishes you can win.
No problem, just tell me, I will win.
Let's start.
Please put down your bets.
4, 5 and 6, big
Open.
3, 2 and 2, small
So the kid likes Yee Mong.
3, 5 and 6, big
3, 4 and 1, small
That's great, 3 sixes, 3-of-a-kind
Cheer up.
- I hope you can work for me. - Alright.
No need to explain, I've been waiting for so long.
Don't worry, he will call us back.
Mr. Hung, shall I call him back?
No, don't push him too much,
better set him up slowly.
They didn't ask for us.
Is it? We better go back ourselves.
My Yee Mong.
Stop dreaming, why did Mr. Hung invite you?
Because I could see through things.
Really?
Do I wear underpants?
You're wearing Luk's.
Did you win then?
Just a few million.
Over a million, it's good enough for a house!
I've given the money away as tips.
You gave out a million as tips?
You told me to have style and treat money as shit.
You're not young anymore, don't pretend.
Someone can see through things in this world.
You are now with Hung Kwong,
don't let him know who you really are.
Are you kidding, boss? You just give us $700,000 each month.
I didn't say I want you, I just want your nephew.
If you want my nephew, you have to sign me too.
There are some conditions:
we need body guards, for cars we want Rolls Royce,
for flying, we want first class, and...
Stop for now, I'll leave this condition open for you,
you can add this later. Is it okay with you?
More or less.
My conditions are much simpler,
I need your nephew to represent Taiwan...
to win the The International King of Gamblers Tournament...
then you'll have everything you want.
If not, you are breaking the contract.
I'll do my best, it's difficult to say.
Remember, breaking contract means death for you.
Is there such term in the contract? It's just been added.
Mr. Hung, we just checked,
the kid is going to sign with Chung tomorrow.
As soon as he signs the contract with them,
even if we got him,
according to the regulations,
we can't send him for the championship.
But we cannot let him represent Taiwan too.
Betray me? Take her to the dogs.
I didn't do it, I didn't do it.
Better sign, everything is according to your conditions.
Yes, except for the condition you just mentioned.
In this The International King of Gamblers Tournament, the reward is ten million.
- Do I have to explain to you? - No.
English? Let me do it. A, b, c, ok.
Sign here? It's your turn.
Why did the Taiwanese not look at you when he speaks.
I don't know.
Never mind, rich people have peculiar style.
But I have something to ask him face to face.
Hey boss, my nephew has something to ask you.
I had something to ask you, it's about...
Don't ask...
Better ask now if you had something in mind. Ask away.
Oh, I just wanted to know why you always look up.
Done.
Follow me, let's hide in the room.
Run faster.
Oh, no
the exit...
Upstairs... quick
Yee Mong
Watch out
Be careful
Go downstairs
Bon, are you alright?
You just arrive at the right time, let's go.
I can't believe you would do this.
If I kill Hung Kwong, you would do the same thing if you were me
Good for you, Yee Mong. At last you're doing the right thing.
Nonsense. The right thing? She is always been mine.
Get rid of him.
Let's forget it. Spare him.
He saved me once.
Good, you do have my style.
Go away, Yee Mong is not suitable for you.
Boss, this way please, there're too many people.
Yee Mong, are you alright?
Don't leave me...
Boss, jump...
jump quickly.
Are you crazy? It's too high.
God, they're crazy.
I'll jump first, follow me.
Do we have another choice? I am not young anymore.
Don't be afraid, I'll go first...
and I'll get you, okay?
Make sure you can.
Alright, I'll catch you, come on.
This signal is so confusing.
Run away quickly.
Don't rush me, here I come.
You're still alive jumping like that.
Run, run quickly.
You bastard, you said you're gonna to catch me.
Be quick shut up.
You bastard.
Come on...
It hurts.
Come on, be quick. The boat is leaving.
Yee Mong, are you alright?
Yeah, thank you.
But I cannot be Mr. Hung's undercover anymore.
No more undercover, we have to fight man to man.
Hey, be serious.
Are you alright?
- Yeah, and you? - I'm ok.
I'm hurt.
It's a small scratch, no big deal.
No, I want ice-cream.
My god, after meeting Yee Mong, that bastard...
doesn't think anything else but her.
The tournament is going to start tomorrow.
Olease bless him to win. Thank you.
He only sends some to protect us,
but not help us to do the housework.
Be a good boy Sing, what card it is?
Somebody is coming back. Luk, what's wrong with your waist?
Rheumatism. Sing, I'll prepare some soup for you.
Guess the card please.
Yee Mong...
Right... guess again. The tournament is going to start tomorrow.
You'll get yourself killed if you keep being like this.
Yee Mong doesn't have moustache.
Don't move your hand, what the fuck are you doing?
I've told you that Yee Mong would not fall for a country boy like you.
Oh, Yee Mong.
If you have money,
girls will come to you naturally.
Don't move.
You are a pain in the ass.
Yee Mong, grab one first.
I'll revenge.
Where are you, Yee Mong?
Boss.
Sing, I found your Yee Mong.
I found Yee Mong for you!
It's lucky that you speak up quickly.
The same for you!
Sit down, time, place, where?
Of course I can tell you, but I have a condition.
For mine & Yee Mong's sake I'll do anything.
If you win tomorrow's tournament, I will bring you to Yee Mong
No problem.
What is this card?
Ace. Diamond ace.
You can't go inside.
King and three two pairs for Canada representative.
Six full-house for Hong Kong representative.
Hong Kong representative wins.
We won.
Thank you, thank you...
thank you.
You have an ace, that's great.
This round doesn't count, right?
Boss, the contract has been signed,
I don't think we got the deposit yet.
Uncle, I won.
- Yes. - Where is Yee Mong?
Boss, we'll go first.
We meet again.
- What is it? - You look.
Very pretty.
Do you like it?
What are they doing?
Protect you.
Protect? Wait a minute.
Why are you following me?
This is my duty.
I am having a romantic time with Yee Mong, leave us alone.
Go away or I'll lose temper.
Lose temper? I got five men here, you better watch out.
Now you are the bad guy.
Yes, so what?
You got it, there's nothing I can do.
Well then.
I don't believe they would dare fighting back.
Boss, if Sing doesn't want to be followed,
just let them fight among themselves,
I'm glad that I am his relative, so he won't hit me.
Don't follow him if Sing doesn't like it,
the best bodyguard is already next to him,
That is Yee Mong.
Sometimes you have to trust the women.
Ying.
Tat, why are you so urgently looking for me?
Nothing, I know you are a good fighter.
I need you and your girls' help.
Tat, so you are in business again.
But we haven't been in practice for a while.
I'm a bit rusty too.
The thing is, my nephew is in trouble.
I need some girls with good kung fu to protect him.
If I can't get it, no one can get it.
Yes
I have worked for Mr. Chan for many years.
Very few people knew that.
Mr. Chan treats me well.
I lost my parents when I was small,
he's been taking care of me since then.
What are you laughing at?
I just want to go to toilet.
What I mean is...
I'll laugh when I want to go to toilet.
Excuse me.
Kneel down.
Mr. Hung wants him, not you,
it's not worth to sacrifice for him, come with me.
Let's go.
Yee Mong
Don't go.
Jesus Christ?
No, it's uncle.
Don't go out.
Don't stop me.
Uncle Tat.
You can't fool me anymore.
You think I'm stupid?
- That was you? - Right
Are you alright?
Yeah, how about you?
I'm ok.
- Bubbles coming out. - Yes.
How come?
I don't know, let's go.
straight flush, Hong Kong representative wins.
Taiwan representative Mr. C.S. Cho is absent due to sickness.
I never beat Hung for the past 10 years.
I am going to win this time.
You are getting old and stupid to let him absent.
Boss, what Yee Mong did has torn him apart,
you can't blame him.
I don't give a shit, if he is absent for one more round,
Sing will definitely be knocked out.
I'll castrate by then.
Yours? That's too much.
Not mine, I'll castrate yours and feed the dogs.
Boss, do you think we can find Yee Mong?
I don't know, maybe she is dead already.
Sing
falling in love again
I love her but she doesn't love me.
Nephew
Uncle, you better leave me alone here.
You will never understand love.
Of course I understand!
When I was young, I also experienced a lot of...
heart-breaking romances.
It's not heart-breaking if you have more than one relationships.
Open your eyes.
I don't want to see anything but Yee Mong.
Open up your bloody eyes.
Don't touch. It's all illusion, you can see it but can't feel it.
How come you have her picture?
I got it from my boss to comfort you.
Give it to me, give it to me please.
Ok, let me tell you then, appearance changes.
Today Yee Mong looks so fine, but after some time...
because of the magic of your love...
she'll gain weight gradually.
I will try my very best to nourish her.
Because she always look at you with half open eyes...
she'll gradually become... like this.
These'll be Yee Mong's eyes?
Yes, can't you see yourself in her eyes?
Yes, I can.
The thing is, living in a world of love, she'll always smile.
I'll make her happy every day.
That's why her mouth will grow bigger.
Will her mouth grow if she kisses too much?
Yes. That's why after a few years,
her mouth will become... like this.
That will be her mouth?
Don't you see her lips are opening for you?
Yes, I can feel it.
She will be so proud to have your love.
I will do my very best to make her feel proud,
she will be proud of me.
When she's proud, her nose will grow.
When her nose grows, she will be like this.
What the fuck...
Don't fret, this is Yee Mong after a few years.
It won't be.
Nephew, look at yourself now,
you don't love her, you wanna change your mind,
you don't love Yee Mong anymore...
just because she gains a little bit of weight.
She changes because she loves you...
but now you wanna dump her?
No, my love for her will never change.
Ok, from now on,
you'll have to get used to her future look.
A pretty woman will change...
especially when a woman falls in love, who will change even faster.
If you think you should give her up,
I'll destroy this for you.
No, uncle, no, give me back, don't,
don't do it, give it back to me.
There you go.
I will not give you this picture, I will give her to you in person.
Where is it?
Yee Mong, come on in.
Fix him up.
- Yee Mong - Sing
Fix me up, come fix me up.
- No! - Why not?
I tried really hard...
but I can't, she smells fishy.
Making fun on my girl? I will kill you.
You go out, go out, go out first.
Bastard, what do you want?
It looks bad.
When we split the money with Tat, it'll look better.
With Sing, we will be rich for the rest of our lives.
I do it just for you.
Sing, I came to Hong Kong with your grandfather when I was a kid.
I didn't spend too much time with your dad.
But in my memory,
your dad was a good brother, he loved me very much.
That's why even you're not my son,
but in my heart...
I have always treated you as my own son.
I am sorry, uncle.
I don't know my supernatural power can cause all these troubles.
Your supernatural power has nothing to do with it,
it is Yee Mong.
Your love for her has affected your power,
from now on you have to forget about her,
build up your confidence, recover your power.
I am deeply in love, I have no one to depend on.
You do, you can depend on Ping,
you can change your target.
No, I can't, Ping is not Yee Mong.
Yee Mong is my goddess, not Ping.
You can call me angel then.
No, Yee Mong is a goddess with make-up.
Ping can be one too.
Can she?
Can I?
Sing, get ready for your goddess.
Come out, Ping.
Libertas?
I can't believe this works.
Yee Mong.
What are you looking at?
It's you.
Sing, what are you doing?
I found Yee Mong,
this mole on the armpit.
What do you want?
We can talk.
Fishy Shing, don't stare at Sing like this,
it looks weird on the street.
For money's sake, raise your arm, go.
Luckily her mole is not on her butt.
Going out, Sing?
Any drink?
Yee Mong, what do you want?
Give me a lemon squash.
Yee Mong likes iced coffee.
I don't drink coffee.
who are you? I am talking to Yee Mong, shut up.
Ok, one coffee for him, one for Yee Mong.
I want a lemon squash with a fried steak.
Please give me a pig's knuckle.
That's it, thank you.
Nuts.
So she also knows you like fried steak.
Are you hot? You are sweating.
Of course I am, I have to raise my hands all the time.
I am talking to Yee Mong, shut up.
I will clean up your sweat.
Stop fooling around. I will do it.
I thought I will never see you again.
They are both freaks.
Actually, I am a fighter, do you believe?
I am the boxing champion of Guangdong two years in a row.
Overall champion, before I came here, I just won the match
against Fujian's champion, do you know that?
Yee Mong, are you listening? That's true.
Actually I, really want you to know that...
after you left...
I've beaten up the guys, I want you to know.
Peter is looking for you.
I am busy.
I want to tell you I care about you.
Yee Mong wants to sleep, she is getting tired now.
She is talking to me right now, how can it be?
I really need to take a leak, it cannot be controlled, let her go.
You are lying, give me back my Yee Mong.
I don't believe it.
How would you have the need if you haven't had anything?
Eat something first.
eat?
Take this rib-eye, it's tender.
It's useless, Yee Mong has no teeth, how can she eat?
It seems better with some ketchup.
Shit, I will get allergy reaction.
Put some mustard, it's even better.
It's not just allergy, I will be in deep trouble.
It is perfect now.
Yee Mong likes sausage.
You are naughty,
you said you have lost your teeth and can't eat.
We'd better eat something good. Waiter,
two lobsters, one baked crab shell.
That's not necessary, Yee Mong is full already.
You don't have to eat, right?
What are you doing?
Yee Mong is having a cramp.
Doctor...
You are crazy!
I really don't want that kind of money.
How can an armpit eat lobsters?
It hurts so much.
You really have a great armpit, it even eats the shell.
You wanna see Yee Mong? Forget it.
Are you ok, Yee Mong?
It's ok.
Call the ambulance, quick.
The doctor said my hand will take a week to recover.
Are you happy now?
I'll bring you to a place you like.
Where is that?
It's nice, isn't it?
Yee Mong, is it nice? Yee Mong
Yee Mong, are you alright? Yee Mong, you've knocked out!
Oh, you're here again.
You stole Luk's underwear again.
Tat
he knows I've stolen your underwear.
Shit
Ping, what's wrong with your armpit?
He wants to go sun bathing with Yee Mong,
you better go & put sun tan oil first.
What are you looking at, haven't seen an armpit before?
What's wrong?
Look at your mother's if you want.
2 million
Do you need anything, sir?
Thanks.
2 million for 4 of a kind?
You really know how to play.
Sir, please do not pick your teeth with the card.
Sorry
You can't use this one either.
But I have an ace.
I'm lucky all my life,
I'll see if I could have 4 aces.
2 million, 5 million more
I'll see if you are really lucky or not.
I call.
Please deal.
It's really unbelievable, I'm calling the shot.
Show your hands.
It's not the last hand, I'll come again.
Lost even with 4 twos.
Right, save it for the next game.
How was it?
Don't take chance, it's too dangerous.
It's impossible, I can hear his heart beat, it was bursting.
Don't do it next time.
Yes. Time to start.
Please sit, we take photographs later.
Ladies & gentlemen, this is to introduce Taiwan champion gambler Mr. Cho...
together with Hung Kwong from Hong Kong...
signing the contract of this tournament.
Apart from the prize,
both sides agree to place bet for the amount of US$100,000,000 each.
To formalize this occassion, I would like each of you to act as witness.
Now, both parties will sign the contract.
Well, are you winning?
Of course.
Good night.
Let's say thank the god.
Where is Shing?
Maybe in the room.
Luk, where are the incenses?
It's under the table.
Why are you packing up?
I used to live happily here before.
It's because of Luk, Chee and Blackie Tat,
we are just like a family,
though we've fought over mahjong bills,
and always have quarrels, but there's no hard feeling.
But since Sing arrived from China,
I have been hiding and let you go out with him.
It's all Blackie Tat's fault, look at him.
He is Sing's uncle, but he never teach his nephew to work hard...
and treat him as his golden goose, he sees Sing likes his father.
He begs him, bows to him. Look at yourself,
I loved you because you were respectable in the past.
There was a lot of rich guys offer you their hands,
but you turn them down, money is nothing.
It's important to be happy,
you don't need to keep him company,
I feel so bad to see you doing this kind of thing.
You talk like a man of honour,
I like it.
Really?
Shing, don't blame Ping, it's all my fault,
Indeed, you betray your friends, your family,
betray your god.
It's none of god's business.
God gives you special power, you should make good use out of it...
and help the poor,
but you just use it for girls and money.
I am not treating you as my golden goose,
it's because I've been poor for a long time,
I just want us to have some good days in future.
I know this is tough.
If we haven't signed the contract, I won't let you do it.
I'm sorry, uncle.
Sorry to make you all so sad, I gotta go now.
If you go to Guangzhou someday, I'll show you around.
Hey, uncle, I think we've made a mistake.
I'll never gamble again, and you better quit it too.
Shit, I wonder if he is ok.
It's all your fault.
Let's try to find him.
Ok, let's go.
They can go, but not you.
My friend, have you seen this guy?
Look again.
Tat
Find someone when you're still young, get married...
but never marry a gambler.
Give me 'Playboy' please.
Where is he?
I've seen him in the casino before.
Really?
Looks like Hung's henchman.
You think they have Sing?
- I don't know. - Follow him.
Taxi
How are you? Long time no see.
- How are you? - Very good.
Come get your food.
That girl looks familiar.
That's Yee Mong, the girl on the picture Tat showed us.
If we save her, Chung will surely release Tat.
You are smart.
Hong Kong representative Hung Kwong is here
Taiwan representative Cho is here also.
Give way
Your 100 million US dollars, I will win.
Over there
The Gamblers Tournament starts from 1:45am to 3:45am
Within two hours,
whoever wins all the chips from the other side is the winner.
Otherwise, whoever has more chips...
at the end of 2 hours wins.
You wanna kill someone with that spanner.
It still moves.
Move? You son of a bitch.
Let's go, you wanna kill him?
I'll kill you.
Don't rape me, please don't rape me, don't you rape.
I'll send you back.
What happened? Why does C.S. Cho from Taiwan is not here yet?
I want to talk to the judge.
I want to postpone the game for 10 minutes.
Ok, let's do this.
The Taiwan representative doesn't feel good,
the doctor is on the way.
Ladies and gentlemen, we have decided...
to postpone the game for 10 minutes.
You will replace him, can you?
Let me do it, this isn't breaking any rules.
You look at me, don't you both like looking at me?
All of you are useless, how can you let him run away?
If he doesn't come back later, I will castrate you.
Brother, do me a favour, when you castrate,
use a sharp knife or the wound will get inflamed.
We don't use knife, we use hammer.
Hammer?
We like to knock it down.
The game has been postponed for 10 minutes.
Taiwan's Mr. Cho still hasn't shown up.
According to the regulations, if one side is absent...
and can't participate, he is giving up...
so the champion of the game is...
Wait a minute, Taiwan's representative is here.
Damn it, I thought he won't come,
he really scared the shit out of me, that's ridiculous.
He put on hair gel, he really did!
Now both sides are here, the game...
Wait a minute.
A friend of yours sends her regards,
I will be the winner of this game.
It's Yee Mong's earring.
I think your power is gone, isn't it?
Please be ready.
Shit, I can't see the cards.
What is he doing?
Is he faking it?
I wanna quit.
What's he doing, wanna quit now?
What the hell is going on?
He fakes it out? He wanna make fun of me?
Please be quiet, ladies and gentlemen.
He hasn't got the right to quit, let me tell you...
if he loses the game, I'll kill you both.
Boss, Sing is young, if you want to kill somebody, kill me.
My skill is definitely not as good as his.
Alright, I'll have to take the chance.
Sorry, I think I'll play again.
That's right, be a gentleman like a Taiwanese should.
Please start.
Mr. Hung, your turn.
$500,000
Mr. Cho, your turn.
I call, add another $100,000,000
What kind of strategy is this? I've never seen it.
Young man, this is only the 1st round, I'll pass.
What is he doing? This is only the 1st round
I don't know either, that crazy folk
Mr. Cho, your turn
All in, let's not waste our time.
Are you kidding?
All in again? What's the matter?
Mr. Hung, be calm, you may fold.
Please do not provoke your opponent's mood.
Mr. Hung looks a little emotional.
I fold.
What's the little bastard doing?
What are you looking at? All in.
Again
One more time
What's wrong with him? Each game is the same.
What do you know, he knows his skill is not as good.
He is forcing Mr. Hung to bet on luck.
Luck?
Mr. Hung, your turn.
2 million
Mr. Cho, your turn
All in, all in
I'm listening to the crowd.
Take it easy, we still have time.
There's only 15 minutes left,
I cannot go on like this or I will lose.
Can I be beaten by his beginner's luck?
Have you heard of beginner's luck?
Be quiet, everybody quiet please.
I don't believe you use such a poor trick.
This is the best trick, idiot.
Why don't we forget about skill, just bet our luck. Deal please.
You'll lose if you don't have a flush.
If I have a flush, your 3-aces will have to go.
3-of-a-kind? I may have 4-of-a-kind.
I may have a straight flush then. Deal.
What about now? Can you hit 4 aces?
If you can, then you'll beat my flush.
What is it? Don't dare show us your cards?
What is he doing?
Shifting the cards.
What does that mean?
This is the peak of his power.
Have you finished?
He has a right to think.
You're playing with me, aren't you?
What is going on? It takes so long to open his cards.
Tat... Tat...
What are you waiting for? I don't care who's coming, open up.
Open your cards!
Look at Sing,
he is getting the ace.
Ace...
Ladies and gentlemen, 4 aces.
You wanna beat my flush with 3 aces?
Stop dreaming. Oh, spade ace?
I win, so I shifted it over there.
I got it, Uncle Tat.
He won.
The covered card should be heart K, what about now?
Nothing, the biggest you have is an ace.
He has 3-aces, therefore he wins.
He's cheating.
That's right, so what, where's the evidence?
You changed my card.
Security, get him.
I object.
Cheating in front of me? You think I'm stupid? Take him out.
Ladies and gentlemen, I announce that...
the champion of today's tournament is...
Mr. C.S. Cho representing Taiwan.
I didn't expect the kid to be so good.
Thanks for bringing Yee Mong here so that I can use my power.
Shing, you were right about me yesterday.
I should use my power to help those who really need help.
Congratulations.
Thanks for giving me the chance to be with you.
I know you did all these for business.
I know we are from two different worlds.