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- Previously on Lucifer...
- We're separated.
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- Sign the divorce papers.
- [GRUNTS]
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What's with the cold
shoulder? You seduced me.
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You almost die, and then
you ghost me for weeks.
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Nothing about any of that
makes any sense to me.
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Doesn't make any sense to me, either.
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I used to see a light in you.
All I see now is darkness.
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I just wanted to say thank you
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for saving my life.
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Take her gun.
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CHLOE: He saved my life.
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DAN: Chloe's fine.
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Luckily, Pierce was with her.
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But I wasn't.
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- Happy birthday, Detective.
- Beautiful.
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- What is it?
- It's the bullet.
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From when you shot me.
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Oh.
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♪ ♪
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LUCIFER: Mm, this is a
new one on me, Detective.
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CHLOE: Mm, mm, well,
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there's a first time for everything.
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LUCIFER: Yes, but I've
heard it can take hours.
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I'm not sure even I have
the endurance for that.
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- CHLOE: Mm...
- BEATRICE: Don't worry, I'll help you.
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I'll be the top hat.
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I will be the race car,
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because I'm gonna leave
you both in the dust.
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[LAUGHS] Very funny.
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Uh, wheelbarrow,
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shoe, ah...
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Guess I'm gonna have
to be the shot glass.
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- Cheers.
- Oh, that's a thimble.
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What? What? I want to conquer
real estate, not mend socks.
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- So then be the shoe.
- Please,
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I am not a shoe.
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Clearly I'm a top hat,
so come on, hand it over.
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Want it? It's gonna cost you.
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Oh, well, name your price, urchin.
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Oh, I'm not talking fake money.
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Oh, wow, she slammed you.
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[CHUCKLES]
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♪ Give me a freaky kinky nation ♪
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- ♪ With a total female population ♪
- [ELEVATOR BELL CHIMES]
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♪ I can deal with that situation ♪
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♪ I don't care about my reputation ♪
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♪ Give me a freaky kinky nation ♪
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♪ With a total female population ♪
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♪ I can deal with that sit... ♪
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[MUSIC OFF]
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Imagine my disappointment
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when I realized there
was no raging party.
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It's a security thing.
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Worked for that Home Alone kid,
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but, obviously, you can't take a hint.
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Wasn't I being clear last
time I kicked you out?
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Oh, clearly being a jerk.
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Which is exactly why I
came to look in on you.
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- [DRINK POURING]
- You see, we need the most love
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when we're being most unlovable.
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No offense, Brother, but
I don't need love from you.
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I get plenty from naked strangers.
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And speaking of, I'm spent.
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So, if you don't mind...
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That's where you've been, then,
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having sex with the nameless masses?
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Oh, you know me, Brother,
wine, women and song.
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Just, come on, run along.
I don't need a babysitter.
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Your cheek says otherwise.
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Well, it turns out
"Bruce Lee mid-fly kick"
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wasn't in the artist's repertoire.
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[AMENADIEL LAUGHING]
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Look, I had to cut a deal
with the detective's offspring.
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So that's who you were with...
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Chloe and Trixie.
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Well, so much for wine, women and song.
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Technically, all of those
things were represented,
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when you count the post-game karaoke.
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Luci, there's absolutely
nothing wrong with...
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with enjoying a quiet night in.
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I did not say that I enjoyed it.
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Yeah, right. Honestly, Luci, who cares
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how you spend your nights?
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Um, everyone.
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My exciting lifestyle
gives regular people
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something to aspire
to... I provide hope.
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I see. And how does
Linda feel about this
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little ruse of yours?
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I'm sure that the doctor
would love to dissect me,
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but she's taken some time off
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to deal with a death
in the family, so...
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I had no idea.
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I should go check on her.
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Yes, excellent idea. You do that.
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Luci, I'm liking this new you.
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Boring suits you, Brother.
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- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKING]
- LUCIFER: Now, this poor victim,
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she is boring.
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- We don't know anything about her.
- Oh, don't we?
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Generic artwork, dull clothes,
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beige furniture.
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I mean, even her fruit
bowl's so tragically safe...
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No mangoes, no papayas.
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Not even a measly avocado.
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Her name's Kim Jones, 29.
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She's a computer engineer.
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We ran a full background check,
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but we couldn't find
anything noteworthy.
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A fellow nerd.
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I'm sure you're in a better place now.
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LUCIFER: Well, even if
she's in the worst place,
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it'd be far more interesting than this,
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because this poor
lady, definitely a shoe.
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Any idea what he's talking about?
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Oh, the other night we played Monopoly.
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So, that's that story.
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Ella, what's the cause of death?
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Uh, BABFT.
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Hmm?
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Big-ass blunt force trauma to the head.
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Murder weapon's missing,
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but we are looking for
something small and compact.
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Surprisingly heavy for its size.
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Kind of like my Aunt Rosalita.
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I wish Amenadiel were
here so he could see
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what boring actually looks like.
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Can you believe that he
said I've become boring?
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It's absurd.
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DAN: Oh, I don't know.
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Monopoly doesn't really
sound like the old Lucifer.
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And I have to say, you have become a bit
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more normal.
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- How dare you.
- Crazy idea.
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Let's talk less about Lucifer
and more about the murder.
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Crime-scene selfies? Really?
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ELLA: Classy move.
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And that is Esther,
our victim's roommate.
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She found the body when
she came home from partying.
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Well, what's such a
dynamic young lady doing
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living with a... Kim?
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Oh, never mind, she looks traumatized.
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- I'll go comfort her.
- Uh-huh.
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- Excuse me. Excuse me.
- Hel...
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No photos at a crime scene.
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Sorry.
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Not even one last one
with the handsome cop?
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[CHUCKLES] Don't let the
boring detective spoil things.
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It would be my pleasure.
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Right.
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DAN: Oh. [CHUCKLES]
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Bless your heart.
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Obviously, I'm far too well-dressed
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to be a cop.
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So, I take it that
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you aren't close with your roommate?
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No, I don't spend much time here.
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Obviously. Besides, me and Kim,
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totally different squads.
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Kim followed more
people than followed her,
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if you know what I mean.
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#Shoe.
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Can you think of anyone
who would want her dead?
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I don't think anyone wanted
much of anything from Kim.
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Okay, well, there was no break-in,
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there was no struggle,
which likely means
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that Kim knew the killer.
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So, can you think of anything?
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A recent breakup, a fight?
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She did get into a yelling match
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- on the phone last night
- Oh.
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but I assume that was with
the Thai delivery place.
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And I assume that's the poor dear's
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closest relationship?
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What time was the... the argument?
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I'll tell you
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if you hand me my phone back.
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I was getting ready to go out,
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and I totally remember the pic
I was uploading at the time.
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There: Kombucha Martini. 10:39 p.m.
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All right, I'll trace Kim's
phone call at that time.
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You guys mind if I post
that I'm totes helping
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a police investigation?
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Absolutely.
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Do you mind tagging me?
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♪ ♪
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CHLOE: Ella traced Kim's
call to this business.
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Top Meet. Interesting
name for a Thai restaurant.
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No, it's a dating app for
L.A.'s most fabulous singles.
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Super exclusive.
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Seems you need to get recommended
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and meet a bunch of selection criteria,
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even go through an interview
just to create an account.
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Well, then, why would our victim
be arguing with someone here?
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I mean, this is clearly a
place for top hats, like us.
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Please, I would never get
into something like this.
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Eh, you're right. What was I thinking?
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It's way too exciting for
you, Detective... I meant me.
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And him.
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Gosh, kindred souls.
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This interesting young fellow
and I, wouldn't you say?
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Except that, apparently,
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he's slightly more interesting than you.
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Well, journalistic hyperbole, clearly.
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- Eh...
- Can I help you?
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Oh.
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Mack Slater. I'm the CEO.
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If you are here for
the selection interview,
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I'll spare you. I created Top Meet
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for people exactly like you.
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Oh, well, thank you very much.
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I'm actually... I was
talking to the lady.
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You're exactly my type.
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I mean the app's type.
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Bit on the nose there, Big Mack.
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We're here for a different
kind of interview.
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There's been a murder,
and our victim's last call
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was to someone in this building.
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- A homicide detective, huh?
- [PHONE RINGS]
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- Uh-huh.
- Wow. You just got even more interesting.
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Funny, so did you.
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Just found out who our victim
was fighting with... you.
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Ah. Most interesting bachelor, indeed.
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- Synced and corrected by VitoSilans -
-- www.MY-SUBS.com --
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If you didn't know her, then
how did you fight with her?
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'Cause she was nuts.
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I'm confused, you just
said you didn't know her.
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I know her type.
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We get them from time to time.
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They want to be on Top Meet,
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they can't clear our high bar,
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and then they get pissed about it.
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Problem with her was she just
wouldn't take no for an answer.
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And then, uh, she hacked
her way onto my app,
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and then our users
complained, of course.
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Because nobody joins Top
Meet to hook up with some...
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random nobody, and so
we had to kick her off.
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Okay, and is that when she got angry
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and called to complain?
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[LAUGHS] No, it was more
like she went psycho.
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Ah, well, boring people never
like to be told they're dull.
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Right, Detective?
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What did you do after the call?
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I stayed here, I worked late.
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We've been busy as hell these days.
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Not nearly, I can assure you.
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Well, I'd like to talk to anyone
who can corroborate your alibi.
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Also, I'll need a list
of any of the users
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that complained about Kim.
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No can do.
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With so many celebrity clients,
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our entire business model is based off
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our ironclad privacy protocols.
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Fine, I'll just get a warrant.
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Good luck with that.
255
00:09:09,397 --> 00:09:11,097
I mean, how long did it take the FBI
256
00:09:11,099 --> 00:09:12,683
to hack one cell phone?
257
00:09:18,195 --> 00:09:20,172
Yep, I'll have the tech team get on it.
258
00:09:20,174 --> 00:09:22,775
You got it, Chloe. Ah!
259
00:09:22,777 --> 00:09:24,477
CHARLOTTE: Hello, Ms. Lopez.
260
00:09:24,479 --> 00:09:28,572
I wanted to ask you something.
261
00:09:29,651 --> 00:09:32,319
You know this darkness
that you say you see in me?
262
00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:34,463
- Mm-hmm.
- I've been trying to address it,
263
00:09:34,463 --> 00:09:36,521
and, uh, details would help.
264
00:09:36,523 --> 00:09:39,396
So, where do you see it, exactly?
265
00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:41,243
How? When?
266
00:09:41,268 --> 00:09:42,859
Like, now.
267
00:09:43,097 --> 00:09:45,107
Right about there.
268
00:09:45,185 --> 00:09:46,706
Oh.
269
00:09:47,521 --> 00:09:48,904
Hmm.
270
00:09:49,289 --> 00:09:50,370
Little better?
271
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:51,812
But you know, still,
272
00:09:51,812 --> 00:09:53,878
you don't exactly scream
rainbows and sunshine,
273
00:09:53,880 --> 00:09:56,089
even when you're not
wielding murder weapons.
274
00:09:56,092 --> 00:09:58,450
Well, for the record,
I wouldn't stab you,
275
00:09:58,452 --> 00:10:00,785
not here, with all these cops around.
276
00:10:01,931 --> 00:10:04,531
Oh, come on, that was funny.
277
00:10:04,531 --> 00:10:07,566
Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. Funny.
278
00:10:07,569 --> 00:10:09,134
Also dark.
279
00:10:09,137 --> 00:10:10,799
Right. Fair point.
280
00:10:10,801 --> 00:10:12,635
But it's cool.
281
00:10:12,637 --> 00:10:14,681
You know, being dark.
282
00:10:15,054 --> 00:10:16,905
To each their own, you know?
283
00:10:16,907 --> 00:10:19,495
Wow, you really have this
"being good" thing down.
284
00:10:19,520 --> 00:10:20,254
Huh?
285
00:10:20,461 --> 00:10:24,416
You know, you might be
just the person to guide me.
286
00:10:24,636 --> 00:10:25,495
To where?
287
00:10:25,495 --> 00:10:27,683
Somewhere other than Hell.
288
00:10:28,629 --> 00:10:31,338
See, I've, um, I've learned
289
00:10:31,363 --> 00:10:34,831
that there are
consequences to my darkness.
290
00:10:34,833 --> 00:10:38,001
Really permanent ones, as it turns out.
291
00:10:38,367 --> 00:10:41,438
And I was thinking you
could help me avoid them?
292
00:10:41,438 --> 00:10:42,503
No way, José.
293
00:10:42,950 --> 00:10:45,673
I mean, I wish I could help you, I do,
294
00:10:45,673 --> 00:10:47,766
but I'm so busy.
295
00:10:47,768 --> 00:10:49,444
- With what?
- You know.
296
00:10:49,447 --> 00:10:51,836
Cases, forensic stuff.
297
00:10:51,838 --> 00:10:54,172
The lieutenant won't be
back from medical leave
298
00:10:54,174 --> 00:10:57,545
until next week, so it's,
like, cray-cray up in here.
299
00:10:58,245 --> 00:10:59,819
ELLA: Oh, hey, Dan.
300
00:10:59,822 --> 00:11:01,876
I bet you need me to
go do that thing, huh?
301
00:11:01,876 --> 00:11:04,110
That super urgent forensic thing.
302
00:11:04,112 --> 00:11:05,411
Yeah, yeah. See?
303
00:11:05,413 --> 00:11:06,864
Cray-cray.
304
00:11:08,880 --> 00:11:10,119
Well...
305
00:11:11,345 --> 00:11:12,644
I'm just gonna...
306
00:11:12,646 --> 00:11:14,279
- I was...
- Yeah.
307
00:11:14,281 --> 00:11:15,320
Bye.
308
00:11:16,450 --> 00:11:18,371
[GRUNTS] Excuse me.
309
00:11:19,284 --> 00:11:21,005
LINDA: You know, you're exposing yourself
310
00:11:21,005 --> 00:11:22,898
to dreadful consequences.
311
00:11:22,901 --> 00:11:24,840
And I'm not talking bad Yelp reviews,
312
00:11:24,865 --> 00:11:26,365
I'm talking Hell.
313
00:11:26,367 --> 00:11:28,200
Turns out: real.
314
00:11:28,202 --> 00:11:29,401
[LAUGHING]: I know.
315
00:11:29,403 --> 00:11:30,836
I know, right?
316
00:11:30,838 --> 00:11:32,271
Shocker to me, too.
317
00:11:32,273 --> 00:11:35,798
But not as much as your dancing
queen candle arrangements!
318
00:11:36,353 --> 00:11:37,586
Hey,
319
00:11:37,589 --> 00:11:38,480
Linda.
320
00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:40,745
- Is everything okay?
- Amenadiel, hi.
321
00:11:40,745 --> 00:11:42,177
I'm so glad you're here.
322
00:11:42,453 --> 00:11:44,487
I'm trying to plan my
ex-husband's memorial,
323
00:11:44,489 --> 00:11:47,356
and I could really use another opinion.
324
00:11:47,358 --> 00:11:50,660
Um, okay. So, which
one do you like best?
325
00:11:50,662 --> 00:11:52,790
Just, knee-jerk reaction.
326
00:11:52,793 --> 00:11:53,953
Go.
327
00:11:54,501 --> 00:11:55,459
That one?
328
00:11:55,613 --> 00:11:59,449
Really? You don't think it's too ornate?
329
00:11:59,451 --> 00:12:00,193
That one.
330
00:12:00,218 --> 00:12:01,226
You're right.
331
00:12:01,419 --> 00:12:03,442
This one's simple, yet elegant.
332
00:12:03,630 --> 00:12:05,664
See, you're just the insight I needed.
333
00:12:05,888 --> 00:12:07,120
Busy tomorrow?
334
00:12:09,658 --> 00:12:11,910
LUCIFER: That looks absolutely nothing
335
00:12:11,910 --> 00:12:13,230
like our victim.
336
00:12:13,230 --> 00:12:14,662
Take note, Daniel. These filters
337
00:12:14,664 --> 00:12:16,217
could be the answer
to your dating drought.
338
00:12:16,219 --> 00:12:17,398
ELLA: Or not... I mean,
339
00:12:17,400 --> 00:12:18,800
Kim only got one match.
340
00:12:18,802 --> 00:12:20,134
What... really?
341
00:12:20,136 --> 00:12:21,703
After all the effort
our shoe went through
342
00:12:21,705 --> 00:12:22,971
to make herself look like a top hat,
343
00:12:22,973 --> 00:12:24,772
she only got the
interest of one gentleman?
344
00:12:24,774 --> 00:12:26,654
Gentleman? You mean suspect.
345
00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:29,211
Yep. Username, FOREVER29.
346
00:12:29,213 --> 00:12:30,445
The app arranged a date for them,
347
00:12:30,447 --> 00:12:32,258
and based on their likes and locations,
348
00:12:32,283 --> 00:12:34,216
it suggested a sushi place on Melrose.
349
00:12:34,219 --> 00:12:37,087
Even made a reservation for
them for the night of the murder.
350
00:12:37,147 --> 00:12:38,312
CHLOE: This guy's using the app
351
00:12:38,312 --> 00:12:40,578
as a hunting ground; he could
be targeting somebody right now.
352
00:12:40,578 --> 00:12:41,541
We got to find him.
353
00:12:41,541 --> 00:12:43,526
Yeah, but how? We can't even get an I.D.
354
00:12:43,530 --> 00:12:45,243
Yeah. Tech team hasn't
been able to crack
355
00:12:45,245 --> 00:12:46,511
Top Meet's security algo.
356
00:12:46,513 --> 00:12:49,831
Which means Kim had mad hacking skills.
357
00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,982
So can we use FOREVER29's profile pic
358
00:12:51,984 --> 00:12:53,717
and run it through facial recognition?
359
00:12:53,719 --> 00:12:56,485
Yeah, I know, I thought
about that, but...
360
00:12:56,488 --> 00:12:57,921
LUCIFER: Partial profiles pics.
361
00:12:57,923 --> 00:12:59,823
Such a telltale sign
of low self-esteem.
362
00:12:59,825 --> 00:13:01,291
Or our guy's keeping his profile secret
363
00:13:01,293 --> 00:13:02,559
because he's the killer.
364
00:13:02,561 --> 00:13:04,594
ELLA: Wait a minute, there
is some good news, you guys.
365
00:13:04,596 --> 00:13:07,397
He used the app to RSVP
for a mixer at Top Meet.
366
00:13:07,399 --> 00:13:08,465
It's happening tonight.
367
00:13:08,467 --> 00:13:09,740
Okay. We got to get to this party.
368
00:13:09,740 --> 00:13:12,147
Use what we know about
FOREVER29 and single him out.
369
00:13:12,172 --> 00:13:13,334
LUCIFER: Okay, fine. I'll go.
370
00:13:13,334 --> 00:13:15,341
Seeing as I'm the only
interesting single person here,
371
00:13:15,344 --> 00:13:17,349
I think I'm our one shot
to catching the killer.
372
00:13:17,349 --> 00:13:18,682
Lucifer, we're looking for a guy.
373
00:13:18,683 --> 00:13:19,549
Your point?
374
00:13:19,551 --> 00:13:20,383
DAN: Uh...
375
00:13:20,385 --> 00:13:22,210
He's a dude. And he's straight.
376
00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:23,779
That's never stopped me before, Daniel.
377
00:13:23,779 --> 00:13:26,146
I'm so good at flipping men,
they call me The Skillet.
378
00:13:26,148 --> 00:13:27,547
- Oh, wow.
- Okay.
379
00:13:27,549 --> 00:13:29,191
We need a woman, so I'll go.
380
00:13:29,194 --> 00:13:32,486
What? You, Detective?
Socialize and flirt? Come on.
381
00:13:32,488 --> 00:13:35,689
Yeah, but for the
investigation, I can sacrifice.
382
00:13:35,691 --> 00:13:38,292
Can't be that hard being
frivolous and shallow.
383
00:13:38,294 --> 00:13:40,360
I'll just channel my inner Lucifer.
384
00:13:40,362 --> 00:13:42,529
What, you want to become
a female version of me?
385
00:13:42,531 --> 00:13:43,556
Okay.
386
00:13:43,556 --> 00:13:44,903
I'll gladly train you.
387
00:13:44,928 --> 00:13:47,228
Chloe does Lucifer?
388
00:13:47,230 --> 00:13:48,729
I wouldn't exactly word it that way...
389
00:13:48,731 --> 00:13:51,265
Get ready to go full me, Detective.
390
00:13:56,117 --> 00:13:58,453
LUCIFER: Oh, the Paris
shows were glorious.
391
00:13:58,456 --> 00:13:59,822
Yes, worth the jetlag alone.
392
00:13:59,824 --> 00:14:00,957
How was your weekend?
393
00:14:00,960 --> 00:14:02,757
CHLOE: Uh, awesome. Great.
394
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,261
Uh, Saturday, went
camping with my daughter.
395
00:14:05,263 --> 00:14:07,797
And, uh, Sunday, did a big Costco run.
396
00:14:07,799 --> 00:14:10,967
[LAUGHS] There's, like,
300 hot dogs in my freezer.
397
00:14:10,969 --> 00:14:13,669
Oh, really? That is so interest...
398
00:14:13,671 --> 00:14:15,838
Oh, dear. Look what you
did to poor Giancarlo.
399
00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:17,607
Dead from boredom.
400
00:14:17,610 --> 00:14:19,575
Now, look, you're going
to this Top Meet mixer
401
00:14:19,577 --> 00:14:20,654
to hunt down a killer,
402
00:14:20,657 --> 00:14:22,578
not to talk about your
hunt for bulk food bargains.
403
00:14:22,580 --> 00:14:23,670
Okay.
404
00:14:23,673 --> 00:14:26,834
Sorry I'm not fancy-schmancy
enough for Giancarlo.
405
00:14:26,837 --> 00:14:28,417
Okay, let's get the
terminology straight.
406
00:14:28,419 --> 00:14:29,585
Not "fancy-schmancy."
407
00:14:29,587 --> 00:14:30,795
Sophisticated.
408
00:14:30,798 --> 00:14:32,088
Oh, whatever.
409
00:14:32,090 --> 00:14:34,290
Why don't you just give me some tips
410
00:14:34,293 --> 00:14:36,116
on how to blend in
with that crowd. Okay?
411
00:14:36,119 --> 00:14:38,182
You think being as fascinating as I am
412
00:14:38,185 --> 00:14:40,466
can be boiled down to a few tips?
413
00:14:40,469 --> 00:14:42,731
This is not paint by numbers.
414
00:14:42,734 --> 00:14:44,412
Goodness me, I need a drink.
415
00:14:45,837 --> 00:14:47,370
Oh. Thank you.
416
00:14:47,372 --> 00:14:50,026
- I have a tip, Mom. Don't talk about me.
- Mm. Mm!
417
00:14:50,029 --> 00:14:52,748
Yes, definitely, no
mention of the child.
418
00:14:52,751 --> 00:14:53,623
Ugh.
419
00:14:53,626 --> 00:14:54,943
And enough with the tips.
420
00:14:54,946 --> 00:14:56,745
Why don't we do a
little role-play, hmm?
421
00:14:56,748 --> 00:14:58,915
- Okay.
- You be a randy single man,
422
00:14:58,917 --> 00:15:00,049
I'll be...
423
00:15:00,051 --> 00:15:01,795
I'll be the new you.
424
00:15:02,357 --> 00:15:04,119
Okay, I've never once done that.
425
00:15:04,122 --> 00:15:05,654
LUCIFER: My point exactly.
426
00:15:05,657 --> 00:15:07,890
Meet Lucinda. Come on.
427
00:15:12,706 --> 00:15:15,107
Gosh, this is gonna be
harder than I thought.
428
00:15:15,110 --> 00:15:16,732
[SIGHS]
429
00:15:26,678 --> 00:15:28,277
Oh, crap.
430
00:15:28,279 --> 00:15:29,645
[MOUTHING]
431
00:15:29,647 --> 00:15:32,048
[PANTING]
432
00:15:33,418 --> 00:15:34,951
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
433
00:15:34,953 --> 00:15:36,519
[GRUNTS]
434
00:15:45,997 --> 00:15:47,697
Oh.
435
00:15:48,633 --> 00:15:50,333
Need some help there, sir?
436
00:15:50,335 --> 00:15:51,867
There you go.
437
00:15:54,505 --> 00:15:56,599
[EXHALES]
438
00:15:58,977 --> 00:16:00,509
Good news, Ella.
439
00:16:00,511 --> 00:16:03,112
I've been admitted to the
Forensic Shadow Program.
440
00:16:03,114 --> 00:16:04,396
What is that?
441
00:16:04,399 --> 00:16:05,615
A mentorship program.
442
00:16:05,618 --> 00:16:07,516
Which means I will be your student.
443
00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:09,652
I am going to stick to you like glue,
444
00:16:09,654 --> 00:16:12,722
so I can learn how to
be good... at forensics.
445
00:16:12,724 --> 00:16:14,523
Stuff comes up constantly in court.
446
00:16:14,525 --> 00:16:16,959
- That's great.
- UNI: Hold it, please!
447
00:16:17,784 --> 00:16:19,074
[PANTING]
448
00:16:19,077 --> 00:16:20,486
Oh, I don't think so, buddy.
449
00:16:20,489 --> 00:16:22,756
I mean, what am I, Mother Teresa?
450
00:16:36,514 --> 00:16:37,777
My, my.
451
00:16:37,780 --> 00:16:39,179
Detective.
452
00:16:39,182 --> 00:16:40,549
You look...
453
00:16:40,551 --> 00:16:42,318
Like a female Lucifer?
454
00:16:42,320 --> 00:16:43,819
Well, that's what I was going for.
455
00:16:43,821 --> 00:16:45,021
[CHUCKLES] Well,
456
00:16:45,023 --> 00:16:47,790
close enough, but you're
going to need this.
457
00:16:48,686 --> 00:16:50,886
Do I really need to wear an ear bug?
458
00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:51,954
Absolutely.
459
00:16:51,957 --> 00:16:53,270
From what we know about our killer,
460
00:16:53,272 --> 00:16:55,005
blue-eyed sushi snob who loves surfing
461
00:16:55,008 --> 00:16:57,309
and splooshing, I'd say you're
a bit out of your comfort zone,
462
00:16:57,311 --> 00:16:59,879
so you're going to need
to bring Lucinda's A game.
463
00:16:59,882 --> 00:17:01,114
You mean your A game.
464
00:17:01,117 --> 00:17:02,584
Absolutely. Oh, and while we're at it,
465
00:17:02,586 --> 00:17:04,454
do you need a refresher on
"splooshing"? It's very simple.
466
00:17:04,456 --> 00:17:06,409
- You just cover yourself in...
- No, no. Stop. I'm good, I'm good.
467
00:17:06,411 --> 00:17:07,806
But... oh.
468
00:17:07,809 --> 00:17:09,834
Except for...
469
00:17:09,837 --> 00:17:11,247
What, you don't want to wear it?
470
00:17:11,249 --> 00:17:12,381
It's not...
471
00:17:12,383 --> 00:17:13,983
really Lucinda's style.
472
00:17:13,985 --> 00:17:15,087
Right.
473
00:17:15,090 --> 00:17:16,235
Oh.
474
00:17:20,182 --> 00:17:22,616
Okay.
475
00:17:22,619 --> 00:17:23,885
There.
476
00:17:23,887 --> 00:17:25,053
I'm ready.
477
00:17:25,055 --> 00:17:26,821
Yes, you are.
478
00:17:26,823 --> 00:17:28,356
Good luck.
479
00:17:28,358 --> 00:17:30,225
Thank you.
480
00:17:30,227 --> 00:17:32,360
[CAMERAS CLICKING]
481
00:17:36,967 --> 00:17:40,769
♪ Everybody's singing the same song ♪
482
00:17:40,771 --> 00:17:42,904
♪ It goes "tonight, tonight, tonight ♪
483
00:17:42,906 --> 00:17:44,521
♪ Tonight, tonight, tonight" ♪
484
00:17:44,524 --> 00:17:45,940
♪ I never realized ♪
485
00:17:45,942 --> 00:17:48,109
♪ These artists thought
so much about dying... ♪
486
00:17:48,111 --> 00:17:50,245
Hi. I'll get a, uh, IPA, please.
487
00:17:50,247 --> 00:17:51,579
LUCIFER [OVER BUG]:
No. No, no, no, no, no, no.
488
00:17:51,581 --> 00:17:53,681
Not beer. Prosecco.
489
00:17:53,683 --> 00:17:55,250
But I hate Prosecco.
490
00:17:55,252 --> 00:17:58,084
Well, tough luck. Lucinda loves it.
491
00:17:58,087 --> 00:17:59,486
[LAUGHS] Beer.
492
00:17:59,489 --> 00:18:01,134
It's a good job I'm here.
493
00:18:01,137 --> 00:18:02,892
Yeah, man. Close call.
494
00:18:07,297 --> 00:18:08,963
[CLEARS THROAT]
495
00:18:08,966 --> 00:18:10,993
Possible suspect, moving in.
496
00:18:10,996 --> 00:18:12,834
LUCIFER: Right. Whatever he says to you,
497
00:18:12,837 --> 00:18:13,968
just laugh.
498
00:18:13,970 --> 00:18:16,037
- [LAUGHS SOFTLY]
- Hey there.
499
00:18:16,039 --> 00:18:17,939
What's your name?
500
00:18:17,941 --> 00:18:19,874
[LAUGHS]
501
00:18:19,876 --> 00:18:21,009
Lucinda.
502
00:18:21,011 --> 00:18:22,477
- LUCIFER: No, no...
- [LAUGHS]
503
00:18:22,479 --> 00:18:24,813
Not like a demented witch on crack.
504
00:18:24,815 --> 00:18:26,815
A deep, sultry laugh.
505
00:18:26,817 --> 00:18:30,485
[LAUGHS]
506
00:18:30,487 --> 00:18:31,586
Ha, ha, ha.
507
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:32,787
Ha... I'm sorry.
508
00:18:32,789 --> 00:18:35,790
I think I may have had a
little too much Prosecco
509
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,659
on an empty stomach.
510
00:18:37,661 --> 00:18:38,726
I should have had that sushi.
511
00:18:38,728 --> 00:18:40,428
Did you try the sushi? Is it good?
512
00:18:40,430 --> 00:18:42,964
No, no. I didn't. I'm a, I'm a vegan.
513
00:18:42,966 --> 00:18:43,976
Oh.
514
00:18:43,979 --> 00:18:45,412
Anyway.
515
00:18:45,415 --> 00:18:47,635
You might want to go
easy on the bubbles.
516
00:18:47,637 --> 00:18:50,104
Ah.
517
00:18:50,106 --> 00:18:51,172
[SIGHS]
518
00:18:51,174 --> 00:18:52,473
Smooth.
519
00:18:52,476 --> 00:18:54,115
Beginner's bad luck.
520
00:18:54,118 --> 00:18:55,851
Look, it's hard to do justice
521
00:18:55,854 --> 00:18:58,068
to my captivating essence,
but she'll get the hang of it.
522
00:18:58,070 --> 00:19:00,258
Don't be such a Debbie Downer, Daniel.
523
00:19:02,076 --> 00:19:04,250
[QUIETLY]: Sorry.
524
00:19:09,459 --> 00:19:11,492
- Hey.
- Hey.
525
00:19:11,494 --> 00:19:13,094
Hi.
526
00:19:13,096 --> 00:19:14,295
You're really tan.
527
00:19:14,297 --> 00:19:15,930
Are you, uh, are you a surfer?
528
00:19:15,932 --> 00:19:18,233
Well, I'd sure like
to surf in your eyes.
529
00:19:18,235 --> 00:19:19,634
LUCIFER: Ugh, dearie me.
530
00:19:19,636 --> 00:19:22,136
He's lucky it's not a
crime to be a cheeseball.
531
00:19:22,138 --> 00:19:23,872
Anyway, at least the ice is broken.
532
00:19:23,874 --> 00:19:25,848
Now, just make small talk.
533
00:19:25,851 --> 00:19:28,708
So I drove up to this meditation retreat
534
00:19:28,711 --> 00:19:30,011
in Big Sur last week.
535
00:19:30,013 --> 00:19:31,145
No, no, no!
536
00:19:31,147 --> 00:19:32,213
PCH is closed.
537
00:19:32,215 --> 00:19:33,381
Say you helicoptered...
538
00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:34,215
Shush.
539
00:19:34,217 --> 00:19:35,917
Uh, excuse me?
540
00:19:35,919 --> 00:19:38,086
Sploosh. I said "sploosh."
541
00:19:38,088 --> 00:19:39,954
Are you into splooshing?
542
00:19:56,473 --> 00:19:57,805
[SIGHS]
543
00:19:57,807 --> 00:20:00,808
Time to change tactics.
544
00:20:00,810 --> 00:20:02,377
You know what?
545
00:20:03,765 --> 00:20:06,080
Enjoy the Prosecco, Lucinda.
546
00:20:08,285 --> 00:20:10,151
I don't believe this.
547
00:20:10,153 --> 00:20:12,181
Ditching protocol mid-sting?
548
00:20:12,184 --> 00:20:13,450
Who does that?
549
00:20:13,453 --> 00:20:15,456
Maybe she'll do better on her own.
550
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:16,724
Don't be ridiculous, Daniel.
551
00:20:16,726 --> 00:20:18,693
She'll flounder without
my expert guidance.
552
00:20:18,695 --> 00:20:19,894
- Oh, yeah.
- Right.
553
00:20:19,896 --> 00:20:21,562
I'm clearly needed on the front lines.
554
00:20:21,564 --> 00:20:24,039
You just stay here and
do what you do best.
555
00:20:25,068 --> 00:20:26,401
Nada.
556
00:20:26,403 --> 00:20:28,269
[SCOFFS]
557
00:20:30,984 --> 00:20:32,607
CHLOE: Oh, I love traveling.
558
00:20:32,609 --> 00:20:33,841
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah.
559
00:20:33,843 --> 00:20:35,043
Any fun plans coming up?
560
00:20:35,045 --> 00:20:37,679
Um, well, I...
561
00:20:37,681 --> 00:20:40,381
I was thinking of, uh,
maybe getting out of the city
562
00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:42,943
and taking my daughter camping.
563
00:20:42,946 --> 00:20:44,106
Cool.
564
00:20:44,109 --> 00:20:45,553
I-I love the outdoors.
565
00:20:45,555 --> 00:20:46,912
- CHLOE: Oh.
- I'm a surfer.
566
00:20:46,915 --> 00:20:48,376
CHLOE: Really?
567
00:20:48,379 --> 00:20:49,891
Goes well with camping.
568
00:20:49,893 --> 00:20:51,759
I've always wanted to try surfing.
569
00:20:51,761 --> 00:20:52,894
- But I...
- You should...
570
00:20:53,797 --> 00:20:55,029
Oh, hi, Lucifer.
571
00:20:55,031 --> 00:20:56,264
This is Benji.
572
00:20:56,267 --> 00:20:57,732
CHLOE: He just had
573
00:20:57,734 --> 00:20:59,167
four pieces of sashimi,
574
00:20:59,169 --> 00:21:00,802
and we just started
talking about surfing.
575
00:21:00,804 --> 00:21:02,755
Oh, lovely. Now, I insist
576
00:21:02,758 --> 00:21:04,313
you put your mic back in immediately.
577
00:21:04,316 --> 00:21:06,021
We can't hear a thing in the truck.
578
00:21:06,024 --> 00:21:07,724
You are being quite loud.
579
00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:09,239
[GROANS] Nice work.
580
00:21:09,846 --> 00:21:11,846
LUCIFER: Bloody hell.
581
00:21:11,849 --> 00:21:13,372
WOMAN: Hey, there goes Benji!
582
00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:14,908
MAN: Benji, over here!
583
00:21:15,852 --> 00:21:17,535
Whoa. You have to save me from them.
584
00:21:17,538 --> 00:21:18,786
DAN: Uh, yeah.
585
00:21:18,788 --> 00:21:20,729
They're with me.
586
00:21:21,057 --> 00:21:22,523
Not bad for nada, huh?
587
00:21:22,525 --> 00:21:23,429
[CHUCKLES]
588
00:21:23,432 --> 00:21:24,826
Wait, she's a cop?
589
00:21:24,828 --> 00:21:26,227
Detective Decker, LAPD.
590
00:21:26,229 --> 00:21:27,929
We want to talk to you about a murder.
591
00:21:27,931 --> 00:21:29,630
MAN: Benji, you're the best, bro!
592
00:21:29,632 --> 00:21:30,832
You're not paparazzi?
593
00:21:30,834 --> 00:21:32,433
What?
594
00:21:32,435 --> 00:21:33,676
Oh, thank God.
595
00:21:33,679 --> 00:21:36,929
I mean, the things Dad gets credit for.
596
00:21:36,932 --> 00:21:38,031
[MOUTHS]
597
00:21:40,909 --> 00:21:43,584
Yeah, I went on a date with her.
598
00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:45,175
Just the other night.
599
00:21:46,089 --> 00:21:49,148
Still can't believe
she's, uh... she's dead.
600
00:21:49,151 --> 00:21:50,424
Oh?
601
00:21:50,426 --> 00:21:52,760
Did you think she'd
survive you murdering her?
602
00:21:52,762 --> 00:21:54,662
I told you, I'm innocent.
603
00:21:54,664 --> 00:21:55,997
Well, you're an overpaid DJ,
604
00:21:55,999 --> 00:21:57,765
so that's up for debate.
605
00:21:57,767 --> 00:22:00,468
It seems you were the last
person to see Kim alive.
606
00:22:00,944 --> 00:22:02,003
I couldn't have been.
607
00:22:02,005 --> 00:22:03,571
When I dropped her off after our date,
608
00:22:03,573 --> 00:22:06,065
- her roommate was still there.
- How do you know that?
609
00:22:06,090 --> 00:22:07,475
Because that's the reason
I didn't go upstairs
610
00:22:07,477 --> 00:22:09,110
like Kim suggested.
611
00:22:09,112 --> 00:22:10,378
I was trying to avoid Esther.
612
00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:11,946
What, kombucha martini girl?
613
00:22:11,948 --> 00:22:13,781
Do you know her roommate?
614
00:22:13,783 --> 00:22:15,683
To the extent that you can know someone
615
00:22:15,685 --> 00:22:17,618
who's glued to her phone
and talks in hashtags.
616
00:22:17,620 --> 00:22:18,986
- [SCOFFS]
- Yep, that's her.
617
00:22:18,988 --> 00:22:20,421
How did you two meet?
618
00:22:20,423 --> 00:22:23,502
We matched on the Top
Meet app a few weeks ago.
619
00:22:23,505 --> 00:22:24,971
Went on two exhausting dates.
620
00:22:24,974 --> 00:22:26,908
Then why go on the second date?
621
00:22:28,231 --> 00:22:29,730
Because I wanted to see Kim again.
622
00:22:29,732 --> 00:22:32,400
I met her at the apartment
when I picked up Esther
623
00:22:32,402 --> 00:22:34,068
for our first date.
624
00:22:34,070 --> 00:22:36,198
She wasn't there the second time.
625
00:22:36,201 --> 00:22:38,201
So you can imagine how stoked I was
626
00:22:38,204 --> 00:22:39,772
when she popped up on the Top Meet app.
627
00:22:39,775 --> 00:22:41,401
No. I can't, actually.
628
00:22:41,404 --> 00:22:44,377
You're saying that you used
a top hat to get to a shoe?
629
00:22:44,380 --> 00:22:46,080
He must be lying, Detective.
630
00:22:46,082 --> 00:22:47,381
BENJI: I'm not lying.
631
00:22:47,383 --> 00:22:49,640
I really liked Kim.
632
00:22:49,643 --> 00:22:52,219
She was different than all
the other women on the app.
633
00:22:52,221 --> 00:22:53,554
What, different as in duller,
634
00:22:53,556 --> 00:22:55,406
more mundane and dressed for less?
635
00:22:55,409 --> 00:22:57,558
No, as in she didn't make me feel
636
00:22:57,560 --> 00:23:00,061
like I had to be on all the time.
637
00:23:00,063 --> 00:23:03,112
With her, I could...
638
00:23:03,115 --> 00:23:04,848
I could just be myself.
639
00:23:06,202 --> 00:23:07,334
Interesting.
640
00:23:09,080 --> 00:23:10,146
Thanks.
641
00:23:11,369 --> 00:23:12,839
[CLEARS THROAT]
642
00:23:12,842 --> 00:23:15,643
What if Esther found
out about Benji and Kim?
643
00:23:15,645 --> 00:23:17,354
Got jealous, lost control...
644
00:23:19,515 --> 00:23:22,483
This goddess, jealous of the plain Jane?
645
00:23:22,485 --> 00:23:23,690
It's-it's ludicrous!
646
00:23:23,693 --> 00:23:26,217
It's like me being
jealous of that paper clip.
647
00:23:26,220 --> 00:23:27,312
Or Daniel.
648
00:23:27,315 --> 00:23:29,290
I mean, not to mention
649
00:23:29,292 --> 00:23:32,073
Esther is far too busy
for murder, Detective.
650
00:23:32,076 --> 00:23:33,924
Look. She flew to Florence last week
651
00:23:33,927 --> 00:23:35,563
just 'cause she fancied
eating some gelato.
652
00:23:35,565 --> 00:23:37,231
She went on a plane to get ice cream?
653
00:23:37,233 --> 00:23:39,467
Well, when you say it in
English, it sounds silly.
654
00:23:39,469 --> 00:23:42,236
Oh. Hello. Look at that belfie.
655
00:23:42,238 --> 00:23:44,939
[CHUCKLES] Bet you could bounce
a quarter off that derrière.
656
00:23:46,375 --> 00:23:48,008
Oh. Yeah...
657
00:23:49,312 --> 00:23:50,711
Wait, uh, go back.
658
00:23:50,713 --> 00:23:52,765
- There.
- What?
659
00:23:52,768 --> 00:23:54,713
Something small and compact
660
00:23:54,716 --> 00:23:56,553
and surprisingly heavy for its size.
661
00:23:56,556 --> 00:23:58,289
Well, what's Miss Lopez's Aunt Rosalita
662
00:23:58,292 --> 00:23:59,658
got to do with anything?
663
00:24:00,623 --> 00:24:01,622
Look.
664
00:24:01,624 --> 00:24:02,807
The dumbbell.
665
00:24:02,810 --> 00:24:04,258
It wasn't at the crime scene.
666
00:24:04,260 --> 00:24:06,227
It matches the bruises on the victim,
667
00:24:06,229 --> 00:24:07,428
it's a weapon of convenience,
668
00:24:07,430 --> 00:24:09,263
and it fits the crime
of passion scenario.
669
00:24:09,265 --> 00:24:11,899
Doesn't mean Esther was
the one to wield it, though.
670
00:24:11,901 --> 00:24:13,968
If my theory of jealousy
is right, she was.
671
00:24:13,970 --> 00:24:15,385
Trust me, Detective,
672
00:24:15,388 --> 00:24:17,755
there's no way that Esther
has ever used a weight...
673
00:24:17,758 --> 00:24:20,205
I refer once again to her
naturally sublime derrière.
674
00:24:29,690 --> 00:24:31,685
[QUIETLY]: Oh, crap.
675
00:24:45,701 --> 00:24:47,835
You're avoiding me, aren't you?
676
00:24:47,837 --> 00:24:49,737
Don't be crazy.
677
00:24:49,739 --> 00:24:51,639
No. I just...
678
00:24:51,641 --> 00:24:55,419
you know, like my floors spotless.
679
00:24:55,422 --> 00:24:58,523
An evidence lab can never be too clean.
680
00:24:58,526 --> 00:25:02,783
And that is your Forensic
Lesson of the Day.
681
00:25:02,785 --> 00:25:03,984
More next week?
682
00:25:03,986 --> 00:25:06,226
Why don't you want to mentor me?
683
00:25:06,229 --> 00:25:08,463
It's not that I don't want to, okay?
684
00:25:08,466 --> 00:25:09,824
I just don't have the time.
685
00:25:09,826 --> 00:25:11,192
Well, I've been watching you.
686
00:25:11,194 --> 00:25:12,226
You have plenty of time.
687
00:25:12,228 --> 00:25:13,961
You just waste it chitchatting.
688
00:25:13,963 --> 00:25:15,968
You mean socializing?
689
00:25:15,971 --> 00:25:19,054
Connecting with people isn't a waste.
690
00:25:19,057 --> 00:25:20,534
Okay.
691
00:25:20,536 --> 00:25:23,637
Let's be honest here.
692
00:25:23,639 --> 00:25:27,608
You don't really care about
anyone's kids or whatever.
693
00:25:27,610 --> 00:25:29,743
I mean, you're faking it, right?
694
00:25:29,745 --> 00:25:32,746
Just tell me, how do you keep
your eyes from glazing over?
695
00:25:34,317 --> 00:25:36,550
There is no Forensic
Shadow Program, is there?
696
00:25:37,954 --> 00:25:41,726
Even if I had been tempted to help...
697
00:25:41,729 --> 00:25:44,091
And I'm not saying that I had...
698
00:25:44,093 --> 00:25:45,726
Now that I know you lied?
699
00:25:45,728 --> 00:25:47,595
Poof!
700
00:25:47,597 --> 00:25:50,432
Temptation officially gone.
701
00:25:53,603 --> 00:25:54,969
♪ All right ♪
702
00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,916
♪ She said the ride is rough ♪
703
00:25:59,919 --> 00:26:04,022
♪ But love the way it rumbles ♪
704
00:26:04,025 --> 00:26:05,127
♪ Mmm ♪
705
00:26:05,130 --> 00:26:07,047
♪ She said the ride is rough... ♪
706
00:26:07,049 --> 00:26:10,317
Okay, so I'm thinking:
big band over here
707
00:26:10,319 --> 00:26:13,921
and two long, two long
buffet tables over here...
708
00:26:13,923 --> 00:26:15,356
or should we do three?
709
00:26:15,358 --> 00:26:17,157
Well, it depends. How
many people are coming?
710
00:26:17,159 --> 00:26:18,592
Uh, just 350.
711
00:26:18,594 --> 00:26:20,928
350?
712
00:26:20,930 --> 00:26:22,396
Wow.
713
00:26:22,398 --> 00:26:24,927
I didn't realize how much
you still cared about Reese.
714
00:26:24,930 --> 00:26:25,929
Of course I do!
715
00:26:25,932 --> 00:26:27,401
I'm heartbroken about his death.
716
00:26:27,403 --> 00:26:29,203
Distraught, really.
717
00:26:29,205 --> 00:26:30,638
Can barely function.
718
00:26:32,573 --> 00:26:34,108
Okay, okay.
719
00:26:34,110 --> 00:26:37,678
Okay, okay, okay, okay,
I'm functioning perfectly.
720
00:26:37,680 --> 00:26:38,913
I only feel terrible
721
00:26:38,915 --> 00:26:40,848
that I don't feel
terrible about his death.
722
00:26:40,850 --> 00:26:43,017
Okay, so all of this is just a...
723
00:26:43,019 --> 00:26:44,818
A pathetic attempt to cover up the fact
724
00:26:44,820 --> 00:26:49,423
that I can't stop thinking about me.
725
00:26:49,425 --> 00:26:51,825
Me, me.
726
00:26:51,827 --> 00:26:53,861
Me and my own brush with death.
727
00:26:53,863 --> 00:26:56,030
- I understand, Linda. I mean...
- How could you possibly understand
728
00:26:56,032 --> 00:26:57,799
what it's like to be rotisseried
729
00:26:57,802 --> 00:27:00,423
by the, by the goddess of all creation?
730
00:27:02,371 --> 00:27:04,672
Dealing with mortality
was so much easier
731
00:27:04,674 --> 00:27:07,588
when I was just another clueless idiot.
732
00:27:09,045 --> 00:27:13,769
Being a celestial
insider... really sucks.
733
00:27:14,031 --> 00:27:15,649
I used to walk around thinking
734
00:27:15,674 --> 00:27:17,892
maybe reincarnation was real.
735
00:27:19,131 --> 00:27:21,171
Sure, it sounded bonkers,
736
00:27:21,174 --> 00:27:24,791
but I could still wonder, still hope.
737
00:27:27,720 --> 00:27:30,520
What if I came back as
a chameleon or something?
738
00:27:32,181 --> 00:27:33,781
Chameleons are cool.
739
00:27:36,171 --> 00:27:37,940
But now I know that's never happening,
740
00:27:37,940 --> 00:27:41,823
because I know, you know, everything,
741
00:27:41,826 --> 00:27:45,261
including where I'm headed
when... when this is over.
742
00:27:45,857 --> 00:27:46,934
And where is that?
743
00:27:46,937 --> 00:27:48,270
Where do you think?
744
00:27:50,550 --> 00:27:52,501
I wish I'd never met any of you.
745
00:27:59,874 --> 00:28:03,845
CHLOE: So we wanted to, uh, ask you
746
00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:04,668
a few...
747
00:28:04,668 --> 00:28:06,453
Would you want to put on a shirt,
748
00:28:06,453 --> 00:28:09,694
or anything to cover... your body?
749
00:28:09,697 --> 00:28:12,683
No. Why? Are you cold?
750
00:28:12,708 --> 00:28:14,240
Yes. Would you like
my jacket, Detective?
751
00:28:14,242 --> 00:28:15,725
No. I am great, thank you.
752
00:28:15,728 --> 00:28:16,910
Right.
753
00:28:16,912 --> 00:28:20,180
So, when was this photo taken?
754
00:28:20,182 --> 00:28:25,852
Uh, I took that on my
way to Tokyo, I think.
755
00:28:26,423 --> 00:28:27,434
Sorry.
756
00:28:27,434 --> 00:28:29,860
I travel so much, it's
hard to keep track.
757
00:28:29,860 --> 00:28:31,936
It's actually something else
758
00:28:31,939 --> 00:28:33,372
that we're trying to track down.
759
00:28:33,375 --> 00:28:34,674
This pink dumbbell here?
760
00:28:34,677 --> 00:28:36,174
It went missing the
night of Kim's murder.
761
00:28:36,176 --> 00:28:37,342
Any idea where it went?
762
00:28:37,344 --> 00:28:38,228
Nope.
763
00:28:38,228 --> 00:28:40,567
It's not mine. I don't work out.
764
00:28:40,592 --> 00:28:42,224
- Ah.
- Everything you see
765
00:28:42,227 --> 00:28:44,193
- is God-given.
- LUCIFER: And they say that
766
00:28:44,196 --> 00:28:45,732
Dad doesn't give with both hands.
767
00:28:45,735 --> 00:28:47,030
So, the dumbbell.
768
00:28:47,032 --> 00:28:48,198
You're saying that's Kim's?
769
00:28:48,200 --> 00:28:49,532
Yeah. Poor thing
770
00:28:49,534 --> 00:28:51,534
tried so hard to be like me.
771
00:28:51,536 --> 00:28:53,068
So how did it feel when you realized
772
00:28:53,068 --> 00:28:54,698
that Benji preferred Kim to you?
773
00:28:54,701 --> 00:28:56,579
Nuh, uh-uh-uh. Sneaky.
774
00:28:56,582 --> 00:28:58,282
Don't listen to the detective, darling.
775
00:28:58,284 --> 00:28:59,684
She's trying to trick you.
776
00:28:59,686 --> 00:29:01,085
You just look into my eyes
777
00:29:01,087 --> 00:29:03,001
so we can prove to her that she's wrong.
778
00:29:03,295 --> 00:29:06,337
Now, you're too sophisticated
779
00:29:06,362 --> 00:29:08,835
to care about your boring
flatmate's trifles, aren't you?
780
00:29:08,838 --> 00:29:11,965
Tell me, what is it
that you really desire?
781
00:29:13,214 --> 00:29:14,374
I...
782
00:29:15,246 --> 00:29:16,546
I...
783
00:29:16,546 --> 00:29:17,466
Yeah.
784
00:29:17,466 --> 00:29:18,848
Want to...
785
00:29:19,501 --> 00:29:22,612
stop posing and lying!
786
00:29:23,103 --> 00:29:24,804
It takes so much effort
787
00:29:24,806 --> 00:29:27,147
to make these pics look so effortless.
788
00:29:27,172 --> 00:29:28,350
It's exhausting!
789
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,464
Well, so you're saying
it's just all a facade?
790
00:29:31,020 --> 00:29:33,370
I don't even know what that word means!
791
00:29:33,370 --> 00:29:35,339
I'm not worldly at all!
792
00:29:38,554 --> 00:29:40,625
#Barbados?
793
00:29:41,597 --> 00:29:42,172
More like
794
00:29:42,172 --> 00:29:43,699
#Bogus.
795
00:29:43,699 --> 00:29:44,917
The most exotic place
796
00:29:44,942 --> 00:29:46,775
I've ever been is the gym's sauna.
797
00:29:46,777 --> 00:29:48,710
But you said you didn't work out.
798
00:29:48,712 --> 00:29:50,678
Of course I do.
799
00:29:50,678 --> 00:29:52,912
With real equipment, at a gym,
800
00:29:52,912 --> 00:29:54,378
not in my living room.
801
00:29:54,380 --> 00:29:56,480
So you're still saying
that the dumbbell is Kim's?
802
00:29:56,482 --> 00:30:00,929
Yeah. She tried everything to be
part of my glamorous lifestyle.
803
00:30:01,004 --> 00:30:02,802
She was even planning on getting surgery
804
00:30:02,802 --> 00:30:04,134
once all the money came in.
805
00:30:04,136 --> 00:30:05,269
What money?
806
00:30:05,271 --> 00:30:06,437
I don't know,
807
00:30:06,439 --> 00:30:08,781
but she made it sound life-changing.
808
00:30:09,508 --> 00:30:10,808
CHLOE: Maybe the motive
809
00:30:10,810 --> 00:30:12,443
for Kim's murder was financial.
810
00:30:12,445 --> 00:30:14,345
Maybe she was coming
into some inheritance,
811
00:30:14,347 --> 00:30:16,265
and someone wasn't happy about it.
812
00:30:16,268 --> 00:30:18,248
I can't believe Esther was a fake.
813
00:30:18,250 --> 00:30:20,284
I mean, how did I
completely misjudge her?
814
00:30:20,286 --> 00:30:21,385
Lucifer, are you listening?
815
00:30:21,387 --> 00:30:23,053
We need to look into this windfall.
816
00:30:23,055 --> 00:30:24,637
Detective, I think
817
00:30:24,662 --> 00:30:26,377
I've been spending
too much time with you.
818
00:30:26,377 --> 00:30:28,412
It's turned my top hat radar rusty.
819
00:30:28,415 --> 00:30:30,181
- What?
- But no offense, but I think I need
820
00:30:30,184 --> 00:30:31,957
to go and hang out with
some interesting people
821
00:30:31,957 --> 00:30:33,744
before you turn me into a shoe.
822
00:30:38,598 --> 00:30:41,262
[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING, WAVES CRASHING]
823
00:30:46,739 --> 00:30:48,038
- I'm sorry.
- Mm.
824
00:30:48,040 --> 00:30:49,840
I don't regret meeting you.
825
00:30:49,842 --> 00:30:52,176
I just... It's a lot.
826
00:30:52,747 --> 00:30:54,912
I've calmed down now, so can we go?
827
00:30:54,914 --> 00:30:56,981
Lie down with me, Linda.
828
00:30:56,984 --> 00:30:59,395
On the... on the sand?
829
00:31:01,344 --> 00:31:02,910
Oh, okay.
830
00:31:05,024 --> 00:31:06,690
[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
831
00:31:06,692 --> 00:31:07,592
Listen,
832
00:31:08,647 --> 00:31:12,415
there was a time when I, too,
thought that I knew everything.
833
00:31:13,706 --> 00:31:16,948
This was... this was
back when I was an angel
834
00:31:17,690 --> 00:31:21,856
and spent all my time
looking down on the world.
835
00:31:24,409 --> 00:31:25,883
But, you see, I found
836
00:31:25,883 --> 00:31:28,050
that it takes looking
up to gain perspective.
837
00:31:28,052 --> 00:31:29,985
It's a good reminder of just how much
838
00:31:29,987 --> 00:31:31,361
there is that we don't know.
839
00:31:32,156 --> 00:31:33,372
Linda...
840
00:31:35,881 --> 00:31:37,769
if you really think about it...
841
00:31:39,196 --> 00:31:41,797
do you have any fewer
questions than you used to?
842
00:31:42,507 --> 00:31:43,812
When you didn't know?
843
00:31:43,972 --> 00:31:46,562
I mean, they're... they're
different questions,
844
00:31:46,562 --> 00:31:48,429
but there are just as many, maybe more.
845
00:31:48,430 --> 00:31:49,629
So you're still every bit
846
00:31:49,631 --> 00:31:51,655
the clueless idiot that you always were?
847
00:31:51,658 --> 00:31:54,134
[BOTH LAUGHING]
848
00:31:56,204 --> 00:31:57,870
[SIGHS]
849
00:31:58,502 --> 00:31:59,827
That helps.
850
00:32:02,528 --> 00:32:04,794
Still sucks about the chameleon, though.
851
00:32:04,794 --> 00:32:06,878
[LAUGHS]
852
00:32:14,821 --> 00:32:15,751
Thank you.
853
00:32:16,490 --> 00:32:18,556
[SEAGULLS SQUAWKING]
854
00:32:24,031 --> 00:32:27,365
I can't find any sign of that windfall.
855
00:32:27,367 --> 00:32:30,268
As far as I can tell, there
was no money coming Kim's way.
856
00:32:30,293 --> 00:32:31,682
Oh, there's got to be something.
857
00:32:31,682 --> 00:32:32,682
There is.
858
00:32:33,740 --> 00:32:35,622
Charlotte, what are you doing here?
859
00:32:36,029 --> 00:32:39,067
I felt unsettled about lying to you.
860
00:32:39,092 --> 00:32:41,553
Um, I thought I could make up
for it by making myself useful.
861
00:32:41,553 --> 00:32:46,133
So, I overheard you talking
about finding a connection
862
00:32:46,158 --> 00:32:48,184
between the dead girl and
that exclusive dating app.
863
00:32:48,184 --> 00:32:50,036
So I did a little
digging, and I found one...
864
00:32:50,036 --> 00:32:52,190
- Well, we're long past that.
- Are you sure?
865
00:32:52,193 --> 00:32:54,156
I had to pull some strings to get this.
866
00:32:54,159 --> 00:32:56,028
It's an employment contract
867
00:32:56,030 --> 00:32:58,063
between Kim and the owner of the app,
868
00:32:58,065 --> 00:32:59,298
Mack something.
869
00:32:59,300 --> 00:33:02,034
Drawn up two years ago in total secrecy.
870
00:33:02,036 --> 00:33:04,479
But Mack said that he hadn't met Kim
871
00:33:04,482 --> 00:33:06,015
until she called him that night.
872
00:33:06,018 --> 00:33:07,272
Oh, he met her, all right.
873
00:33:07,274 --> 00:33:08,574
Kim hired him.
874
00:33:08,576 --> 00:33:10,428
She hired him?
875
00:33:10,496 --> 00:33:12,722
And then hacked his app?
It doesn't make sense.
876
00:33:12,722 --> 00:33:13,888
Unless...
877
00:33:13,890 --> 00:33:15,557
she didn't hack it.
878
00:33:15,559 --> 00:33:19,148
Top Meet's encryption protocol
is impossible to crack.
879
00:33:19,148 --> 00:33:21,048
Except to the person who built it.
880
00:33:21,050 --> 00:33:21,976
Exactly.
881
00:33:21,976 --> 00:33:24,182
So, if Kim created Top Meet,
882
00:33:24,277 --> 00:33:25,597
then who the hell is Mack?
883
00:33:25,597 --> 00:33:28,320
[SIGHS]: Well, no computer
whiz, that's for sure.
884
00:33:28,345 --> 00:33:29,400
C-minus student,
885
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:31,433
barely graduated high school.
886
00:33:31,436 --> 00:33:33,962
Voted Most Likely to
Sleep His Way to the Top.
887
00:33:33,987 --> 00:33:36,026
And guess what he was
doing before Top Meet.
888
00:33:36,026 --> 00:33:37,459
Spin instructor.
889
00:33:37,461 --> 00:33:39,428
Okay, wh-why would
Kim hire him, though,
890
00:33:39,430 --> 00:33:41,814
if she's this genius computer engineer?
891
00:33:41,839 --> 00:33:43,605
What does he bring to the equation?
892
00:33:43,608 --> 00:33:45,363
Uh... that.
893
00:33:45,366 --> 00:33:47,249
Look at him and then look at her.
894
00:33:47,249 --> 00:33:48,348
If both came to you
895
00:33:48,350 --> 00:33:50,555
asking for funding for
an elite dating app,
896
00:33:50,580 --> 00:33:52,035
whose project would you invest in?
897
00:33:52,035 --> 00:33:54,369
Well, yeah, if you're being
all superfish and whatevs.
898
00:33:54,371 --> 00:33:55,858
CHLOE: Which many people are.
899
00:33:55,861 --> 00:33:58,806
Maybe Kim felt she wasn't
fancy-schmancy enough,
900
00:33:58,808 --> 00:34:01,240
so she hid the fact
that she was the creator,
901
00:34:01,243 --> 00:34:04,011
and hired pretty boy Mack
here to be the facade.
902
00:34:04,013 --> 00:34:06,781
In secret. Explains
why it didn't come up
903
00:34:06,783 --> 00:34:08,868
- in the background check.
- So Kim's insecurities
904
00:34:08,871 --> 00:34:10,351
allowed Mack to take the credit.
905
00:34:10,353 --> 00:34:11,962
And the money.
906
00:34:11,965 --> 00:34:14,054
Which she wanted to take back.
907
00:34:14,057 --> 00:34:15,720
That's the windfall she was expecting.
908
00:34:15,723 --> 00:34:17,191
It's a strong motive
for him to kill her.
909
00:34:17,193 --> 00:34:19,494
- Yeah, but didn't his alibi check out?
- He could have
910
00:34:19,496 --> 00:34:22,330
easily convinced one of his
employees to lie for him.
911
00:34:22,332 --> 00:34:24,432
It's a solid theory, but still,
912
00:34:24,434 --> 00:34:26,768
- it's just a theory... we need proof.
- [SIGHS]
913
00:34:26,770 --> 00:34:28,216
I really wish we had
that murderous dumbbell
914
00:34:28,218 --> 00:34:29,985
- right about now.
- Well, if Mack did it,
915
00:34:29,988 --> 00:34:32,839
- I think we know where to find it. Hmm?
- We do?
916
00:34:32,842 --> 00:34:33,941
Uh, there's a good chance
917
00:34:33,943 --> 00:34:35,710
the murder weapon is at Mack's place.
918
00:34:35,712 --> 00:34:38,079
Seasoned killers know
to leave it at the scene,
919
00:34:38,081 --> 00:34:40,548
but first-timers, they
tend to take it with them.
920
00:34:40,550 --> 00:34:43,996
I can't count the times I've
allegedly helped a client unmake
921
00:34:43,999 --> 00:34:45,699
that mistake.
922
00:34:45,702 --> 00:34:47,087
Really?
923
00:34:47,090 --> 00:34:48,689
What? I said "allegedly."
924
00:34:50,026 --> 00:34:52,360
We need to get a search
warrant for Mack's place.
925
00:34:52,362 --> 00:34:54,729
- Yeah, good luck with that.
- Excuse me?
926
00:34:54,731 --> 00:34:57,031
Mack's lawyer will argue that
all you have is conjecture
927
00:34:57,033 --> 00:34:58,399
based on circumstantial evidence,
928
00:34:58,402 --> 00:34:59,884
and any judge will agree.
929
00:34:59,887 --> 00:35:01,702
You're never getting that warrant.
930
00:35:01,704 --> 00:35:06,174
Well, then it's a good thing I
am exactly our killer's type.
931
00:35:07,911 --> 00:35:10,480
Mack! I love the place.
932
00:35:10,651 --> 00:35:11,884
Mr. Morningstar.
933
00:35:11,886 --> 00:35:14,887
How about a gentlemen's
weekend in Vegas?
934
00:35:14,889 --> 00:35:17,222
I need to scrape the rust off
my playboy ways, and you're
935
00:35:17,224 --> 00:35:18,490
just the chap to help this Devil
936
00:35:18,492 --> 00:35:20,025
get his groove back. What do you say?
937
00:35:20,027 --> 00:35:21,827
[CHUCKLES] That sounds fun.
938
00:35:21,829 --> 00:35:23,095
- Yeah.
- Uh...
939
00:35:23,097 --> 00:35:26,565
but I'm afraid I have
a previous engagement.
940
00:35:26,567 --> 00:35:28,015
Oh?
941
00:35:32,210 --> 00:35:33,779
[CLEARS THROAT]
942
00:35:37,809 --> 00:35:40,351
Some alone time with the detective?
943
00:35:40,353 --> 00:35:42,783
- Not alone anymore.
- Oh, Mack.
944
00:35:43,449 --> 00:35:45,240
I suppose we all have our low points.
945
00:35:45,240 --> 00:35:46,250
But not to worry,
946
00:35:46,250 --> 00:35:48,183
I've got a chopper
waiting... If we leave now,
947
00:35:48,185 --> 00:35:49,951
we can still make the Encore pool party.
948
00:35:49,953 --> 00:35:52,087
[CHUCKLES] I'm afraid
you're gonna have to leave,
949
00:35:52,089 --> 00:35:53,321
Detective... I'm trying to kick off
950
00:35:53,323 --> 00:35:55,212
a Most Interesting
Bachelors' Bacchanalian here.
951
00:35:55,212 --> 00:35:57,146
You leave. I'm having fun.
952
00:35:57,148 --> 00:35:58,977
Something going on between you two?
953
00:35:58,980 --> 00:36:00,877
- Absolutely not.
- Absolutely not.
954
00:36:00,880 --> 00:36:02,518
I'm gonna grab a beer.
955
00:36:02,520 --> 00:36:05,170
Decide for yourselves who gets
the pleasure of my company.
956
00:36:05,195 --> 00:36:07,195
- [CHUCKLES]: Okay.
- [CHUCKLES]
957
00:36:07,358 --> 00:36:09,058
Well, I didn't have him
pegged for your type.
958
00:36:09,060 --> 00:36:10,292
I thought you preferred them boring.
959
00:36:10,294 --> 00:36:11,493
You think I'm on a date?
960
00:36:11,495 --> 00:36:13,662
I am here looking for the
murder weapon, Lucifer.
961
00:36:13,664 --> 00:36:15,564
What, so now you think
Mack's the killer?
962
00:36:15,566 --> 00:36:18,333
[CHUCKLES] You're just profiling
fabulous people, aren't you?
963
00:36:18,335 --> 00:36:20,803
Enough with this crusade
against us already.
964
00:36:20,805 --> 00:36:22,137
Mack isn't fabulous.
965
00:36:22,139 --> 00:36:23,705
Kim created Top Meet.
966
00:36:23,707 --> 00:36:25,240
He stole it.
967
00:36:25,242 --> 00:36:26,610
What?
968
00:36:28,245 --> 00:36:30,146
- Another phony?
- Yes.
969
00:36:30,149 --> 00:36:32,014
[SIGHS]
970
00:36:32,016 --> 00:36:34,763
I suppose that explains the
self-aggrandizing artwork.
971
00:36:34,766 --> 00:36:36,752
Would you just help me find the weapon?
972
00:36:36,754 --> 00:36:38,187
- Please?
- [SIGHS]
973
00:36:38,189 --> 00:36:41,502
Okay, fine, in my experience,
it's, uh, usually in the toilet.
974
00:36:41,505 --> 00:36:42,771
Oh, I checked there.
975
00:36:42,774 --> 00:36:44,526
Uh... freezer?
976
00:36:44,528 --> 00:36:45,594
It's not there, either.
977
00:36:45,596 --> 00:36:46,829
Well, the fireplace, then.
978
00:36:46,831 --> 00:36:48,802
[SIGHS]: Oh, Lucifer.
979
00:36:48,805 --> 00:36:50,070
There's no way.
980
00:36:50,070 --> 00:36:52,470
I mean, could he really
be dumb enough to...
981
00:36:52,471 --> 00:36:54,137
- [CLACKING]
- to...
982
00:36:55,245 --> 00:36:56,344
Lucifer.
983
00:36:56,347 --> 00:36:57,413
Wha...
984
00:36:57,416 --> 00:36:58,581
Ah.
985
00:36:58,584 --> 00:37:00,785
Well, I think you put
the dumb into dumbbell.
986
00:37:00,788 --> 00:37:02,713
- [GUN COCKS]
- MACK: Decided against the beer...
987
00:37:02,715 --> 00:37:04,281
Because A: carbs. And B:
988
00:37:04,283 --> 00:37:06,817
two cops showing up at
my house on the same day.
989
00:37:06,826 --> 00:37:10,227
Uh, figured that must
not be a coincidence.
990
00:37:11,444 --> 00:37:12,723
Still think I'm dumb?
991
00:37:12,725 --> 00:37:14,725
Basic deduction doesn't
make you a genius, Mack.
992
00:37:14,727 --> 00:37:16,526
But then again, you're used to taking
993
00:37:16,528 --> 00:37:17,894
more credit than you deserve.
994
00:37:17,896 --> 00:37:20,864
Yes, Mack... Or should I say... Hack?
995
00:37:22,334 --> 00:37:24,301
Waste of a pun. You're
gonna have to spell it out
996
00:37:24,303 --> 00:37:25,268
for him, Detective.
997
00:37:25,270 --> 00:37:27,838
We know that Kim created Top Meet.
998
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:30,707
Oh, yeah? You know she was
also gonna destroy it, too?
999
00:37:30,709 --> 00:37:33,143
She sneaks onto the site,
goes on one good date,
1000
00:37:33,145 --> 00:37:35,312
and then wants to make
the app more accessible.
1001
00:37:35,314 --> 00:37:36,880
So stupid!
1002
00:37:36,883 --> 00:37:39,058
What's stupid about
thinking someone deserves
1003
00:37:39,061 --> 00:37:41,144
to be loved for who they really are?
1004
00:37:41,147 --> 00:37:42,953
Kim was the brains, Mack.
1005
00:37:42,955 --> 00:37:44,721
You were just the face.
1006
00:37:44,723 --> 00:37:46,316
Just the face?
1007
00:37:46,319 --> 00:37:49,136
Kim was Wozniak. I'm Jobs.
1008
00:37:49,139 --> 00:37:51,161
No one gives a crap about Wozniak.
1009
00:37:51,163 --> 00:37:54,597
Oh, please, Mack. What
you are is a fraud.
1010
00:37:54,600 --> 00:37:56,700
Which, unfortunately, makes you boring.
1011
00:37:56,702 --> 00:37:58,668
And predictable. Watch.
1012
00:38:00,169 --> 00:38:02,467
- Put that down.
- Or what?
1013
00:38:02,470 --> 00:38:04,541
You're gonna blow your own
face to smithereens, Mack?
1014
00:38:04,543 --> 00:38:06,343
It's quite heavy, isn't it? At least
1015
00:38:06,345 --> 00:38:07,621
they got the density right.
1016
00:38:07,624 --> 00:38:08,445
Ooh!
1017
00:38:08,447 --> 00:38:09,905
Heads up!
1018
00:38:19,058 --> 00:38:20,647
Nice catch.
1019
00:38:23,262 --> 00:38:25,595
Today interesting enough for you?
1020
00:38:25,597 --> 00:38:27,531
Well, beats Monopoly.
1021
00:38:27,533 --> 00:38:28,965
[LUCIFER CHUCKLES]
1022
00:38:30,168 --> 00:38:31,834
♪ ♪
1023
00:38:31,837 --> 00:38:34,137
LUCIFER: But in the end,
1024
00:38:34,139 --> 00:38:35,872
the shoe turned out to be interesting,
1025
00:38:35,874 --> 00:38:37,974
and the top hat, boring.
1026
00:38:37,976 --> 00:38:42,512
Right. So you're gonna
embrace your boring side now?
1027
00:38:42,514 --> 00:38:44,371
Well, I would, but I
have no boring side.
1028
00:38:44,374 --> 00:38:46,817
Even the most trivial
of nights takes a turn
1029
00:38:46,819 --> 00:38:48,552
for the exciting when I'm involved.
1030
00:38:48,554 --> 00:38:50,687
I just got to throw a
man's own head at him.
1031
00:38:50,689 --> 00:38:54,124
That sounds... painful.
1032
00:38:54,126 --> 00:38:56,293
Oh, don't worry, he deserved it...
1033
00:38:56,295 --> 00:38:58,562
For pretending to be
something he wasn't.
1034
00:38:58,564 --> 00:39:01,231
I mean, people really do
waste an awful lot of time
1035
00:39:01,233 --> 00:39:03,867
trying to be interesting.
1036
00:39:03,869 --> 00:39:05,035
People.
1037
00:39:05,037 --> 00:39:06,303
Not you, though.
1038
00:39:06,305 --> 00:39:08,438
Oh, no. To me, it just
comes effortlessly.
1039
00:39:08,440 --> 00:39:11,233
All I have to do is just be myself.
1040
00:39:11,236 --> 00:39:12,311
Hmm.
1041
00:39:12,314 --> 00:39:13,743
Mm.
1042
00:39:13,745 --> 00:39:16,326
But what I really want to know is,
1043
00:39:16,329 --> 00:39:18,162
how have you been doing?
1044
00:39:20,586 --> 00:39:23,120
Well...
1045
00:39:23,123 --> 00:39:25,656
I was in a really dark place.
1046
00:39:27,192 --> 00:39:28,492
But...
1047
00:39:28,494 --> 00:39:32,395
someone helped me gain perspective.
1048
00:39:32,397 --> 00:39:35,699
How's that saying go?
1049
00:39:35,701 --> 00:39:37,601
We're all in the gutter,
1050
00:39:37,603 --> 00:39:40,103
but some of us are
looking up at the stars.
1051
00:39:40,105 --> 00:39:41,304
The stars are just gas bags,
1052
00:39:41,306 --> 00:39:43,206
and I never would have
fed Oscar that line
1053
00:39:43,208 --> 00:39:46,309
had I known how much I'd have to
hear people quote it back to me.
1054
00:39:46,311 --> 00:39:47,878
Oscar freakin' Wilde?
1055
00:39:47,880 --> 00:39:49,579
- Mm-hmm.
- Really?
1056
00:39:49,581 --> 00:39:51,781
Now, he was an interesting bachelor.
1057
00:39:51,783 --> 00:39:53,016
[CHUCKLES]
1058
00:39:53,018 --> 00:39:55,552
Anyway, I'm glad to hear
that you are doing better.
1059
00:39:55,554 --> 00:39:57,220
This calls for a celebration.
1060
00:39:57,222 --> 00:40:00,025
So...
1061
00:40:00,028 --> 00:40:02,425
Oscar, huh?
1062
00:40:02,427 --> 00:40:03,493
Mm.
1063
00:40:03,495 --> 00:40:05,629
- Tell me everything.
- [SIGHS]: Well...
1064
00:40:05,631 --> 00:40:08,398
he was straight when I first met him.
1065
00:40:11,803 --> 00:40:13,203
[GASPS]: Oh, God!
1066
00:40:14,873 --> 00:40:16,139
That one was all you.
1067
00:40:16,141 --> 00:40:17,607
I was about to knock.
1068
00:40:19,478 --> 00:40:22,712
[SIGHS]: There's...
something I need to tell you.
1069
00:40:22,714 --> 00:40:24,514
Funny.
1070
00:40:24,516 --> 00:40:27,817
There's actually something
I need to tell you, too.
1071
00:40:29,321 --> 00:40:30,754
Thank you.
1072
00:40:30,756 --> 00:40:33,924
That contract helped
put a killer behind bars.
1073
00:40:33,926 --> 00:40:35,525
You did a good thing.
1074
00:40:35,527 --> 00:40:37,027
I stole it.
1075
00:40:37,029 --> 00:40:38,295
Aw, man.
1076
00:40:38,297 --> 00:40:39,963
Seriously?
1077
00:40:41,233 --> 00:40:42,465
You know what?
1078
00:40:42,467 --> 00:40:44,034
It still counts, okay?
1079
00:40:44,036 --> 00:40:46,369
You did a bad thing.
1080
00:40:46,371 --> 00:40:49,806
But it was for a good reason.
1081
00:40:49,808 --> 00:40:51,174
- Really?
- Yes.
1082
00:40:51,176 --> 00:40:53,390
But only if, in good faith,
1083
00:40:53,393 --> 00:40:55,512
you try to do it the right way first.
1084
00:40:55,514 --> 00:40:57,847
Being good takes practice.
1085
00:40:57,849 --> 00:41:00,344
Okay? So just keep at it,
1086
00:41:00,347 --> 00:41:02,452
and you'll get better.
1087
00:41:02,454 --> 00:41:05,989
I guess I should take that job, then.
1088
00:41:05,991 --> 00:41:07,857
What job?
1089
00:41:07,859 --> 00:41:11,828
I've been offered a position
in the D.A.'s office to...
1090
00:41:11,830 --> 00:41:14,598
help put criminals away for a change.
1091
00:41:14,600 --> 00:41:17,000
Yeah, but like you would
ever take that pay cut.
1092
00:41:17,002 --> 00:41:19,102
Yeah, I know.
1093
00:41:19,104 --> 00:41:20,370
[SIGHS]: But anyway,
1094
00:41:20,372 --> 00:41:22,806
um, sometimes there's
more important things...
1095
00:41:22,808 --> 00:41:24,341
than money.
1096
00:41:24,343 --> 00:41:28,211
Oh, yeah. Yeah, like all
the things money can buy.
1097
00:41:28,213 --> 00:41:31,114
Too late... You talked me into it.
1098
00:41:31,116 --> 00:41:32,382
I did?
1099
00:41:32,384 --> 00:41:36,019
Yes. This job is the perfect place...
1100
00:41:36,021 --> 00:41:38,877
to practice this "being good" thing.
1101
00:41:38,880 --> 00:41:40,213
And bonus.
1102
00:41:40,993 --> 00:41:42,959
I'll be around here more.
1103
00:41:43,895 --> 00:41:45,662
[CHUCKLES QUIETLY]
1104
00:41:45,664 --> 00:41:47,731
Yeah.
1105
00:41:47,733 --> 00:41:49,633
Bonus.
1106
00:41:51,837 --> 00:41:55,071
So, how did Lucinda do, Mom?
1107
00:41:55,073 --> 00:41:57,440
Uh, she did... okay.
1108
00:41:57,442 --> 00:42:00,210
Helped us catch the bad guy in the end.
1109
00:42:00,212 --> 00:42:02,312
- Thank you.
- No, I meant...
1110
00:42:02,314 --> 00:42:04,614
how did meeting new
people at the party go?
1111
00:42:04,616 --> 00:42:06,850
Oh.
1112
00:42:06,852 --> 00:42:08,418
Well, um...
1113
00:42:08,420 --> 00:42:12,088
I actually... had a pretty good time.
1114
00:42:12,090 --> 00:42:15,594
I mean, but only once
I... stopped being Lucinda
1115
00:42:15,597 --> 00:42:17,661
and started being myself.
1116
00:42:20,098 --> 00:42:23,700
You know, it can be
scary sometimes, but...
1117
00:42:23,702 --> 00:42:27,437
being who you really
are is never a bad idea.
1118
00:42:27,439 --> 00:42:29,839
Hey, there's a piece missing.
1119
00:42:31,643 --> 00:42:34,110
[MELLOW JAZZ PIANO PLAYING]
1120
00:42:34,112 --> 00:42:36,846
♪ ♪
1121
00:42:43,121 --> 00:42:45,088
Lucifer.
1122
00:42:45,090 --> 00:42:46,523
[EXHALES]
1123
00:42:46,525 --> 00:42:47,824
Are you coming?
1124
00:42:47,826 --> 00:42:48,925
Uh...
1125
00:42:48,927 --> 00:42:51,641
how about a nice round of Monopoly?
1126
00:42:51,644 --> 00:42:52,910
Yeah?
1127
00:42:52,913 --> 00:42:55,198
Little face painting, maybe?
1128
00:42:55,200 --> 00:42:57,334
[CHUCKLES]
1129
00:42:57,336 --> 00:43:00,236
I didn't think so.
1130
00:43:00,238 --> 00:43:01,604
Hmm.
1131
00:43:01,606 --> 00:43:03,807
♪ ♪
1132
00:43:08,803 --> 00:43:14,643
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