00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,383 --> 00:00:02,125 ALEX: Starting my own podcast company has been 2 00:00:02,188 --> 00:00:04,750 the most exciting, rewarding, and difficult thing 3 00:00:04,813 --> 00:00:06,513 I've ever done, but the nice thing is 4 00:00:06,574 --> 00:00:09,156 I can always come home to the warm embrace of my family. 5 00:00:09,226 --> 00:00:10,488 Don't come in here! 6 00:00:10,553 --> 00:00:13,410 There is no reason to be naked in the living room, Ben. 7 00:00:13,473 --> 00:00:16,140 And don't throw last year's Valentine's Day in my face. 8 00:00:16,231 --> 00:00:18,042 No, Dad. I-I don't want you to trigger 9 00:00:18,111 --> 00:00:20,697 my Rube Goldberg contraption. 10 00:00:20,759 --> 00:00:22,492 Wow. Impressive. 11 00:00:22,573 --> 00:00:24,406 But, hey, Ben, check out this guitar pick 12 00:00:24,475 --> 00:00:26,842 a guy on the subway gave me for joining his sing-along. 13 00:00:26,944 --> 00:00:28,257 Joke's on him, though. 14 00:00:28,310 --> 00:00:29,476 You couldn't pay me not to sing 15 00:00:29,523 --> 00:00:30,389 "We Are the World." 16 00:00:30,466 --> 00:00:31,599 I was Cyndi Lauper. 17 00:00:31,658 --> 00:00:33,190 Thanks, Dad, but I'm over guitar. 18 00:00:33,259 --> 00:00:34,685 What? Since when? 19 00:00:34,725 --> 00:00:36,358 I don't remember, but a long time ago. 20 00:00:36,445 --> 00:00:37,644 Easily a week. 21 00:00:37,713 --> 00:00:39,748 - What's up, guys? - Oh, look who it is. 22 00:00:39,834 --> 00:00:41,662 Is that the beautiful Rooni Schuman 23 00:00:41,724 --> 00:00:44,974 from the yet-to-be popular podcast "Gone Guy"? 24 00:00:45,029 --> 00:00:47,556 Oh, actually, I was at Starbucks earlier today, 25 00:00:47,595 --> 00:00:50,227 and the woman behind me was like, "I know that voice. 26 00:00:50,314 --> 00:00:51,714 Are you Rooni from 'Gone Guy'?" 27 00:00:51,816 --> 00:00:53,349 It was so exciting. 28 00:00:53,418 --> 00:00:55,518 Eh, I'm sure that happens to you all the time. 29 00:00:55,620 --> 00:00:57,353 Yeah. All the time. 30 00:00:57,422 --> 00:00:58,421 [Clears throat] 31 00:00:58,489 --> 00:01:00,056 Attention, family. 32 00:01:00,124 --> 00:01:02,992 Soraya, the marble, please. 33 00:01:03,094 --> 00:01:04,359 I don't know where it is. 34 00:01:04,445 --> 00:01:06,112 [Sighs] You had one job! 35 00:01:06,214 --> 00:01:08,013 So, Ben's over guitar now? 36 00:01:08,106 --> 00:01:10,856 How did I miss that? Am I working too much? 37 00:01:10,935 --> 00:01:13,109 No, it's Ben. It's hard to keep up. 38 00:01:13,140 --> 00:01:14,301 One day he's vegan, 39 00:01:14,347 --> 00:01:15,843 the next day he's smoking his own jerky. 40 00:01:15,868 --> 00:01:17,250 You know what this means. 41 00:01:17,296 --> 00:01:19,358 I'm gonna have to really up my game for Career Day, 42 00:01:19,427 --> 00:01:22,137 remind Ben how totally awesome I am. 43 00:01:22,184 --> 00:01:24,981 Ah, yes, the true meaning of Career Day. 44 00:01:25,078 --> 00:01:26,210 Found the marble. 45 00:01:26,309 --> 00:01:28,223 Yeah, well, the momentum's still gone. 46 00:01:28,297 --> 00:01:29,429 It's fine. I'll make it work. 47 00:01:29,497 --> 00:01:31,608 [Sighs] Hold onto your butts. 48 00:01:31,640 --> 00:01:33,439 ♪ 49 00:01:33,541 --> 00:01:35,741 Okay, now, what's the best place to watch this? 50 00:01:35,811 --> 00:01:37,483 I want to make sure I'm in the perfect position 51 00:01:37,538 --> 00:01:38,970 to appreciate the whole thing. 52 00:01:39,047 --> 00:01:40,116 Wait! Not there! 53 00:01:43,682 --> 00:01:46,737 Soraya, get the frozen peas. 54 00:01:46,784 --> 00:01:48,267 Daddy's concussed. 55 00:01:48,659 --> 00:01:51,505 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.MY-SUBS.com 56 00:01:51,568 --> 00:01:53,552 ♪ 57 00:01:53,731 --> 00:01:55,464 Okay, first order of business... 58 00:01:55,533 --> 00:01:57,702 time to check the weekly podcast rankings. 59 00:01:57,773 --> 00:02:00,040 - Oh, God. - I say we downgrade this ritual 60 00:02:00,142 --> 00:02:02,176 to once a year and spare ourselves the agony. 61 00:02:02,278 --> 00:02:04,044 Every Tuesday, the ratings came out, 62 00:02:04,113 --> 00:02:05,879 and sometimes it felt like no one knew our podcast 63 00:02:05,981 --> 00:02:07,147 was even there. 64 00:02:07,249 --> 00:02:09,450 But this was the day everything changed. 65 00:02:09,518 --> 00:02:11,652 Oh, my God. This can't be right. 66 00:02:11,754 --> 00:02:14,053 Our Family's Business is number one. 67 00:02:14,155 --> 00:02:15,354 Hundred? 68 00:02:15,457 --> 00:02:16,622 No. We're number one. 69 00:02:16,724 --> 00:02:18,191 We're first! 70 00:02:18,293 --> 00:02:21,027 We're the most downloaded podcast in the country! 71 00:02:21,129 --> 00:02:22,662 Look! 72 00:02:22,764 --> 00:02:24,130 I can't believe this. 73 00:02:24,232 --> 00:02:25,932 We got discovered by the show "Shark Tank"! 74 00:02:26,034 --> 00:02:28,067 They tweeted, "Check out Our Family's Business. 75 00:02:28,169 --> 00:02:29,569 Alex Schuman puts it all on the line 76 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,137 to go after the American dream." 77 00:02:31,239 --> 00:02:32,238 Yeah, we did! 78 00:02:32,340 --> 00:02:34,640 We did it! We did it! We did it! 79 00:02:34,742 --> 00:02:36,275 Okay. Remember what we said. 80 00:02:36,377 --> 00:02:38,945 Count to two in your head, then release. 81 00:02:41,216 --> 00:02:42,548 Nailed it. 82 00:02:42,650 --> 00:02:44,650 N-No, you can't come back for seconds. 83 00:02:44,752 --> 00:02:46,252 We're so excited, too. This is the most... 84 00:02:46,354 --> 00:02:47,520 Hundreds of thousands of people 85 00:02:47,589 --> 00:02:49,689 had suddenly taken notice of our podcast, 86 00:02:49,791 --> 00:02:52,458 and, most important of all, so had our main investor. 87 00:02:52,560 --> 00:02:55,061 You guys, Sacca is going crazy about these numbers. 88 00:02:55,163 --> 00:02:56,329 He says we have to run with this. 89 00:02:56,397 --> 00:02:57,930 He says he'll give us as much money as we need 90 00:02:58,032 --> 00:03:00,166 to deliver five new shows by the end of the year. 91 00:03:00,268 --> 00:03:03,202 Yay! But, wait, how are we gonna pull off five new podcasts? 92 00:03:03,304 --> 00:03:05,605 Sacca said he'd send us all the help we need 93 00:03:05,707 --> 00:03:07,373 in the form of Serena Bans! 94 00:03:07,475 --> 00:03:08,508 Oh, my God. 95 00:03:08,610 --> 00:03:09,909 - Are you kidding me right now? - No. 96 00:03:10,011 --> 00:03:11,143 - Serena Bans? - Yeah. 97 00:03:11,246 --> 00:03:12,578 The most famous podcast producer on the planet? 98 00:03:12,647 --> 00:03:14,180 - Yeah. - First of all, there's no such thing 99 00:03:14,282 --> 00:03:16,048 as a famous podcast producer. 100 00:03:16,150 --> 00:03:17,216 Second, never heard of her. 101 00:03:17,318 --> 00:03:18,251 Are you serious? 102 00:03:18,353 --> 00:03:19,752 You've never heard of Incredibilia, 103 00:03:19,854 --> 00:03:22,054 The VonTrieger Conundrum, Anaesthesia, 104 00:03:22,123 --> 00:03:24,090 Hosted by Arnaud and Celine Juh? 105 00:03:24,192 --> 00:03:25,525 - Are you having a stroke? - Not yet. 106 00:03:25,627 --> 00:03:28,661 I cannot believe that Serena and I are gonna be colleagues. 107 00:03:28,763 --> 00:03:30,296 And dare I say friends. 108 00:03:30,398 --> 00:03:31,397 Best friends? 109 00:03:31,499 --> 00:03:32,598 Anything can happen. 110 00:03:32,700 --> 00:03:33,799 Guys, it's really happening. 111 00:03:33,902 --> 00:03:35,401 Our dreams are coming true. 112 00:03:35,503 --> 00:03:36,602 I think we should hug again! 113 00:03:36,704 --> 00:03:37,937 I don't have time for one of your hugs. 114 00:03:38,039 --> 00:03:39,405 I agree. Back to work. 115 00:03:39,474 --> 00:03:42,441 Girl, the last episode of your podcast was a-mazing. 116 00:03:42,544 --> 00:03:43,809 Thank you. 117 00:03:43,912 --> 00:03:45,378 They have been so much fun to make. 118 00:03:45,480 --> 00:03:46,879 I think about them all day long, 119 00:03:46,981 --> 00:03:48,915 usually when I'm supposed to be working. 120 00:03:49,017 --> 00:03:50,683 Hey, Rooni, can I have a word? 121 00:03:50,785 --> 00:03:52,051 Oh, sure. 122 00:03:52,153 --> 00:03:53,686 How's the podcast coming? 123 00:03:53,788 --> 00:03:55,621 Oh, um, yeah, it's okay. 124 00:03:55,690 --> 00:03:56,856 But I want to reassure you 125 00:03:56,958 --> 00:03:58,791 that it will not get in the way of my work here. 126 00:03:58,893 --> 00:04:01,928 Well, I can reassure you that it already has. 127 00:04:02,030 --> 00:04:04,864 Maybe instead of focusing on podcasting, 128 00:04:04,966 --> 00:04:06,866 you can focus on these. 129 00:04:06,968 --> 00:04:09,235 Wow, that's a lot of cases. 130 00:04:09,337 --> 00:04:10,269 I e-mailed them to you, too, 131 00:04:10,371 --> 00:04:11,671 but I felt like dropping them on your desk 132 00:04:11,773 --> 00:04:12,805 was more dramatic. 133 00:04:12,907 --> 00:04:14,540 Have fun. 134 00:04:14,642 --> 00:04:15,541 Sure. 135 00:04:15,643 --> 00:04:17,009 ♪ 136 00:04:17,111 --> 00:04:18,077 Huh? 137 00:04:18,179 --> 00:04:19,912 Oh, my God! I'm so proud of you! 138 00:04:20,014 --> 00:04:21,280 Thank you. I'm so excited. 139 00:04:21,349 --> 00:04:22,416 Put your dinner shoes on. 140 00:04:22,518 --> 00:04:23,884 I'm taking you and the kids out for steak. 141 00:04:23,986 --> 00:04:25,152 Kids! 142 00:04:25,254 --> 00:04:27,321 So, what, he wants five podcasts by the end of the year? 143 00:04:27,423 --> 00:04:28,889 That's... That's... Wow! 144 00:04:28,958 --> 00:04:30,591 It is "wow" and it's totally overwhelming, 145 00:04:30,659 --> 00:04:32,092 but he's sending us this amazing producer 146 00:04:32,194 --> 00:04:33,327 named Serena Bans. 147 00:04:33,429 --> 00:04:35,195 She hasn't even started yet, and she's all over it. 148 00:04:35,297 --> 00:04:36,930 - [Cellphone dings] - Probably her texting me now. 149 00:04:37,032 --> 00:04:38,065 - Yeah. - [Cellphone chimes] 150 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:39,132 And now she's e-mailing me. 151 00:04:39,234 --> 00:04:40,367 [Telephone rings] 152 00:04:40,469 --> 00:04:42,202 - We still have a landline? - [Answer machine beeps] 153 00:04:42,304 --> 00:04:43,236 Hey, you've reached the Schumans. 154 00:04:43,339 --> 00:04:44,504 - We still have an answering machine? - Leave a message. 155 00:04:44,607 --> 00:04:46,340 I sure hope so. I just bought a 12-pack of tapes for it. 156 00:04:46,442 --> 00:04:48,075 - [Beep] - Listen, babe, 157 00:04:48,177 --> 00:04:49,876 I'm really glad that you got her because my boss says 158 00:04:49,979 --> 00:04:51,878 I have to start focusing more on my real job, 159 00:04:51,981 --> 00:04:54,268 which means I can't help out as much on "Gone Guy." 160 00:04:54,331 --> 00:04:56,498 Really? Babe, it's going so well. 161 00:04:56,567 --> 00:04:57,733 I know. I'm sorry. 162 00:04:57,835 --> 00:04:58,967 What's up, Dad? 163 00:04:59,069 --> 00:05:00,969 Oh! Hey, guys, wash your little faces. 164 00:05:01,071 --> 00:05:02,671 We're going out to dinner. We're celebrating. 165 00:05:02,773 --> 00:05:04,840 I can't. Emma's moms are out front. 166 00:05:04,942 --> 00:05:06,341 I'm doing dinner at their place. 167 00:05:06,410 --> 00:05:08,677 They're making Sloppy Janes. 168 00:05:08,746 --> 00:05:10,445 Well, that's too bad. What about you, Ben? 169 00:05:10,514 --> 00:05:12,247 No, I got to take a rain check, too. 170 00:05:12,349 --> 00:05:13,381 I'm going over to Greg's place 171 00:05:13,417 --> 00:05:15,083 and we're editing my Rube Goldberg video. 172 00:05:15,119 --> 00:05:18,086 Oh, hey! Make sure you don't let Greg near any Cheez Whiz 173 00:05:18,155 --> 00:05:19,121 while you're over there. 174 00:05:19,189 --> 00:05:21,757 [Both laugh] 175 00:05:21,859 --> 00:05:23,992 - Right? - [Chuckles] 176 00:05:24,061 --> 00:05:27,729 [Laughs] 177 00:05:27,798 --> 00:05:29,998 No Cheez Whiz for Greg! 178 00:05:30,069 --> 00:05:32,067 We know how that goes. Classic. 179 00:05:32,169 --> 00:05:34,444 Yeah. Good one, Mom. 180 00:05:34,538 --> 00:05:35,983 I got to tell Greg you said that. 181 00:05:36,069 --> 00:05:37,539 Well, tell Greg I said hi. 182 00:05:37,641 --> 00:05:41,830 - Who the hell is Greg? - You know, Greg. Ben's friend. 183 00:05:41,901 --> 00:05:44,201 If Ben had a friend named Greg, I think I would know it. 184 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:46,437 ♪ 185 00:05:46,505 --> 00:05:48,507 Guys, this is Serena Bans. 186 00:05:48,532 --> 00:05:50,985 These are my amazing partners, Eddie LaGuzza and... 187 00:05:51,041 --> 00:05:52,274 Deirdre Riordan. Hi. 188 00:05:52,376 --> 00:05:54,309 Longtime admirer, first time... 189 00:05:54,411 --> 00:05:55,710 meeting you. Hello. 190 00:05:55,779 --> 00:05:57,879 I feel like I know you both already. 191 00:05:57,948 --> 00:05:59,514 I did some light Googling and... 192 00:05:59,583 --> 00:06:00,991 Oh, God, it was sorority rush, 193 00:06:01,062 --> 00:06:03,195 and I had no idea that shaving a goat's privates 194 00:06:03,288 --> 00:06:04,519 was a misdemeanor. 195 00:06:04,621 --> 00:06:06,688 I did not get to that page. 196 00:06:06,790 --> 00:06:09,024 Like I said, welcome. 197 00:06:09,102 --> 00:06:10,844 Uh, when you Google me, you may have noticed 198 00:06:10,909 --> 00:06:13,009 I have a lot of Miata parts for sale. 199 00:06:13,086 --> 00:06:15,321 Not sure what your Miata needs may or may not be, 200 00:06:15,446 --> 00:06:17,828 but just know... I'm your guy. 201 00:06:18,211 --> 00:06:20,674 Anyway... Serena, I thought we'd ease you in today, 202 00:06:20,727 --> 00:06:21,929 help you get your bearings. 203 00:06:21,992 --> 00:06:23,867 Oh, no easing necessary. Let's dig in. 204 00:06:23,937 --> 00:06:25,274 Okay, full disclosure... 205 00:06:25,299 --> 00:06:26,832 I was kind of hoping we could spend the afternoon 206 00:06:26,932 --> 00:06:29,700 brainstorming ideas for my son's Career Day. 207 00:06:29,936 --> 00:06:32,737 Every year, I do a bit of an interactive presentation. 208 00:06:32,806 --> 00:06:35,473 The kids all look forward to it. It's super special. 209 00:06:35,575 --> 00:06:37,041 Sorry, dude, but maybe you shouldn't have been 210 00:06:37,143 --> 00:06:38,509 so damn successful. 211 00:06:38,611 --> 00:06:40,144 Your investors want five new podcasts, 212 00:06:40,213 --> 00:06:42,446 which, based on my experience, really means 15, 213 00:06:42,515 --> 00:06:44,601 which means we should prepare at least 20, 214 00:06:44,659 --> 00:06:45,925 which means we got work to do. 215 00:06:46,015 --> 00:06:46,947 Yeah. 216 00:06:47,050 --> 00:06:48,215 You're right. 217 00:06:48,317 --> 00:06:50,837 Like I always say, "Screw the kids." 218 00:06:50,908 --> 00:06:52,041 Let's dive in. 219 00:06:52,109 --> 00:06:54,150 She made us work all day, but on my way home, 220 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:56,278 I came up with a great idea for Career Day. 221 00:06:56,347 --> 00:06:58,282 Ben, your father's done it again. 222 00:06:58,337 --> 00:06:59,970 Just jiggle the handle, Dad. 223 00:07:00,072 --> 00:07:01,071 No, it's not that. 224 00:07:01,140 --> 00:07:02,573 On the train home, it came to me. 225 00:07:02,675 --> 00:07:03,507 Eureka! 226 00:07:03,609 --> 00:07:06,043 Career Day: The Podcast. 227 00:07:07,914 --> 00:07:09,113 At Ben's School. 228 00:07:09,215 --> 00:07:10,347 - Dad... - You guessed it. 229 00:07:10,450 --> 00:07:13,150 I'm gonna do a live Career Day podcast 230 00:07:13,252 --> 00:07:14,885 where I go around and I interview 231 00:07:14,987 --> 00:07:16,353 all the different kids in your class 232 00:07:16,422 --> 00:07:18,055 about what they want to be when they grow up, 233 00:07:18,157 --> 00:07:19,523 and everyone's participating. 234 00:07:19,625 --> 00:07:20,958 This guy's doing sound effects, 235 00:07:21,060 --> 00:07:22,560 and this little girl, you know, 236 00:07:22,662 --> 00:07:24,595 she's on a banjo or a lute, and we're jamming. 237 00:07:24,697 --> 00:07:27,898 It's like Burning Man at an elementary school. 238 00:07:28,000 --> 00:07:29,967 Burning Boy. Learning Man. 239 00:07:30,069 --> 00:07:31,135 I'll have something on the day. 240 00:07:31,237 --> 00:07:32,870 - Yeah, t-that's really great, Dad. - Right. 241 00:07:32,939 --> 00:07:35,940 But, uh, I already asked Mom to do Career Day. 242 00:07:36,042 --> 00:07:37,641 Mom? Whose Mom? 243 00:07:37,743 --> 00:07:39,743 My mom. Your wife? 244 00:07:39,812 --> 00:07:41,312 Rooni Schuman? 245 00:07:41,414 --> 00:07:42,847 [Muffled] What's up, guys? 246 00:07:43,931 --> 00:07:45,230 Her? 247 00:07:47,382 --> 00:07:49,444 I was afraid my career was driving a wedge 248 00:07:49,507 --> 00:07:50,812 between Ben and me. 249 00:07:50,874 --> 00:07:52,141 [Slow Western music plays] 250 00:07:52,209 --> 00:07:55,204 And fear makes you see everyone as the enemy. 251 00:07:55,243 --> 00:07:57,913 ♪ 252 00:07:58,766 --> 00:08:02,476 So... I guess congratulations are in order. 253 00:08:02,540 --> 00:08:05,594 I had just naively assumed that Ben would choose me 254 00:08:05,657 --> 00:08:09,626 for Career Day, as he has year after year 255 00:08:09,694 --> 00:08:10,863 after precious year. 256 00:08:10,895 --> 00:08:12,662 Yeah, I was kind of surprised he asked me. 257 00:08:12,731 --> 00:08:14,668 Hey, babe, can you turn some lights on, please? 258 00:08:14,723 --> 00:08:17,357 He's obviously punishing me for being so busy with work. 259 00:08:17,459 --> 00:08:19,225 I get it. I'm not a fool. 260 00:08:19,294 --> 00:08:21,461 Or he wanted to learn more about my career 261 00:08:21,563 --> 00:08:23,196 as a public servant. 262 00:08:23,298 --> 00:08:24,630 No. 263 00:08:24,699 --> 00:08:26,766 Okay, well, I'm really looking forward to it. 264 00:08:26,835 --> 00:08:29,202 I just wish I was a little less swamped at work. 265 00:08:29,270 --> 00:08:32,288 - Seriously, could you get a light? - I want to warn you. 266 00:08:32,313 --> 00:08:33,833 There are certain kids in the class 267 00:08:33,888 --> 00:08:35,544 that can get a little testy with the parents 268 00:08:35,606 --> 00:08:40,302 who have more "inside the box" jobs, like lawyer. 269 00:08:40,349 --> 00:08:42,949 You know, it's hard to keep habeas corpus 270 00:08:43,051 --> 00:08:45,886 from turning into habeas snore-pus. 271 00:08:45,988 --> 00:08:47,354 - Alex. - Hmm? 272 00:08:47,389 --> 00:08:49,379 If Career Day is that important to you, 273 00:08:49,433 --> 00:08:50,476 you can have it. 274 00:08:50,528 --> 00:08:55,761 Ha! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. 275 00:08:55,831 --> 00:08:57,166 No. I'm too busy. 276 00:08:57,235 --> 00:08:59,284 I just have to mourn the fact 277 00:08:59,331 --> 00:09:01,597 that my son and I are... are drifting apart. 278 00:09:01,660 --> 00:09:02,726 Okay? Let it happen. 279 00:09:02,828 --> 00:09:03,994 Maybe dust off some records 280 00:09:04,019 --> 00:09:05,800 and crank "Cat's in the Cradle." 281 00:09:05,863 --> 00:09:07,128 Aah! 282 00:09:07,197 --> 00:09:10,031 It's that golf ball from his Rube Goldberg machine. 283 00:09:10,100 --> 00:09:11,646 You know what? I'll get the light. 284 00:09:11,685 --> 00:09:12,667 Another reminder of a thing 285 00:09:12,736 --> 00:09:15,437 Ben and I don't have in common anymore. 286 00:09:15,539 --> 00:09:17,371 I have an idea! 287 00:09:17,418 --> 00:09:18,951 How do you like these sandwiches? 288 00:09:19,053 --> 00:09:20,953 I got them at a super-fancy sandwich place 289 00:09:21,022 --> 00:09:22,888 where you're only allowed to order in Dutch. 290 00:09:22,957 --> 00:09:25,124 You've got the "vleesliefhebber on plat brood." 291 00:09:25,226 --> 00:09:27,326 Uh, it's fine. It's lunch. 292 00:09:27,584 --> 00:09:28,583 Thanks. 293 00:09:29,597 --> 00:09:31,030 So, Serena, what'd you do last night? 294 00:09:31,065 --> 00:09:32,298 Honestly, last night, I worked 295 00:09:32,366 --> 00:09:33,772 and watched the Rangers game. 296 00:09:33,851 --> 00:09:35,751 You're a Rangers fan? Me too. 297 00:09:35,853 --> 00:09:37,119 How 'bout that hat trick? 298 00:09:37,188 --> 00:09:38,854 I thought Mark Messier was back out there. 299 00:09:38,956 --> 00:09:41,347 Man, when I was a kid, Messier was my hero. 300 00:09:41,409 --> 00:09:42,878 Mm. Mine was Janet Reno. 301 00:09:42,987 --> 00:09:44,794 I was bit of a Jan-nut. [Chuckles] 302 00:09:44,862 --> 00:09:47,718 Actually, I took one of his slap shots right here. 303 00:09:47,788 --> 00:09:48,795 Wait. 304 00:09:48,875 --> 00:09:50,742 You got hit by "The Messiah"? 305 00:09:50,812 --> 00:09:51,959 I really did. 306 00:09:52,016 --> 00:09:53,582 I got hit by the messiah, too. 307 00:09:53,684 --> 00:09:54,750 At least that's what that minister 308 00:09:54,819 --> 00:09:55,884 in that revival tent said 309 00:09:55,953 --> 00:09:57,853 before he pushed my face into the ground. 310 00:09:57,955 --> 00:09:59,621 We have so much in common. 311 00:09:59,690 --> 00:10:01,490 I wish I got hit by a puck. 312 00:10:01,559 --> 00:10:02,658 Best thing that ever happened to me 313 00:10:02,726 --> 00:10:04,864 was getting food poisoning at a hot dog cart. 314 00:10:04,942 --> 00:10:05,874 [Chuckles] 315 00:10:05,951 --> 00:10:06,916 They gave me free dogs for a year. 316 00:10:07,019 --> 00:10:08,485 I only got sick two more times. 317 00:10:08,553 --> 00:10:09,652 [Laughs] 318 00:10:09,721 --> 00:10:11,087 You know what? The hell with these fancy sandwiches. 319 00:10:11,141 --> 00:10:12,463 Let's go get some dogs. 320 00:10:12,534 --> 00:10:13,690 Oh, you read my mind. 321 00:10:13,759 --> 00:10:15,191 [Sighs] 322 00:10:15,824 --> 00:10:17,724 Okay, yeah, no, cool. I'll just be here! 323 00:10:17,793 --> 00:10:20,127 Ben's golf ball had given me the perfect idea 324 00:10:20,195 --> 00:10:21,995 for how to rebuild our bond. 325 00:10:22,064 --> 00:10:24,498 Oh, hey, Ben. How are you, pal? 326 00:10:24,533 --> 00:10:25,989 I've actually gotten into a little bit 327 00:10:26,052 --> 00:10:28,553 of a Rube Goldberg phase myself. 328 00:10:28,607 --> 00:10:30,874 Can I interest you in a glass of soda? 329 00:10:30,976 --> 00:10:32,845 Wait! Before you answer! 330 00:10:32,900 --> 00:10:36,346 ♪ 331 00:10:36,572 --> 00:10:39,407 Godspeed, little guy. You got this. 332 00:10:39,531 --> 00:10:42,131 ♪ 333 00:10:42,288 --> 00:10:43,955 Okay, well, imagine that had gone down the track, 334 00:10:44,026 --> 00:10:46,714 and then it goes over the dominos. 335 00:10:47,072 --> 00:10:49,870 Well, imagine that dropped the ball in the bucket. 336 00:10:51,858 --> 00:10:53,991 And then string, string, string... 337 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:55,993 Well, then that triggers the... 338 00:10:56,095 --> 00:10:57,094 these apples. 339 00:10:59,038 --> 00:11:00,804 Well, I needed more apples to go in the colander, 340 00:11:00,921 --> 00:11:01,820 but you get the idea. 341 00:11:01,889 --> 00:11:03,822 And then over at the blower... 342 00:11:03,891 --> 00:11:06,124 - [Clicking] - Stupid batteries on this thing. 343 00:11:06,193 --> 00:11:08,867 [Whirring] 344 00:11:08,892 --> 00:11:10,946 - [Blower turns off] - Dad, you don't need to keep doing that. 345 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,961 I'm not really into Rube Goldberg anymore. 346 00:11:13,029 --> 00:11:15,329 Greg and I are inventing our own languages now. 347 00:11:15,400 --> 00:11:17,493 So... snap, snap, fizzle, blurp. 348 00:11:19,035 --> 00:11:20,460 Fligglestorp! 349 00:11:20,533 --> 00:11:22,333 ♪ 350 00:11:24,671 --> 00:11:26,705 Mom's definitely gonna be mad. 351 00:11:26,807 --> 00:11:28,406 ♪ 352 00:11:28,475 --> 00:11:29,941 At work, I was trying to focus, 353 00:11:30,010 --> 00:11:32,377 but all I could think about was my crumbling relationship 354 00:11:32,446 --> 00:11:35,003 - with my son. - Al, get this. 355 00:11:35,282 --> 00:11:37,557 Just talked to Theo from SoundCloud. 356 00:11:37,589 --> 00:11:39,535 They said they'd host all the new podcasts for free. 357 00:11:39,612 --> 00:11:41,011 We just got to give them a shout-out. 358 00:11:41,098 --> 00:11:42,063 That's great, Ed. 359 00:11:42,121 --> 00:11:44,668 I thought you'd be excited. I've been working this guy for months. 360 00:11:44,731 --> 00:11:46,731 Why don't you go tell your new best friend Serena? 361 00:11:46,800 --> 00:11:49,157 And while you're at it, maybe she wants to see that hat trick 362 00:11:49,188 --> 00:11:50,184 that you apparently know how to do 363 00:11:50,239 --> 00:11:51,371 but have never shown me. 364 00:11:51,462 --> 00:11:52,995 Is it just a top hat that flattens? 365 00:11:53,064 --> 00:11:55,364 Because, if so, yawn. I've seen it. 366 00:11:55,433 --> 00:11:57,099 What are you talking about? 367 00:11:57,168 --> 00:11:59,001 Serena's supposed to be my friend. 368 00:11:59,070 --> 00:12:01,770 We both love podcasts. We both make podcasts. 369 00:12:01,839 --> 00:12:03,801 What does she even see in you? 370 00:12:03,840 --> 00:12:06,715 You're the only person in this incubator who still uses a Rolodex. 371 00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,877 It's like, what are you, from 19... 372 00:12:08,946 --> 00:12:11,319 whatever year it was that they used those? 373 00:12:11,344 --> 00:12:12,943 Whoa, this is starting to feel personal. 374 00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:15,602 Excuse me if I like having someone in the office 375 00:12:15,705 --> 00:12:17,203 who can talk about sports. 376 00:12:17,258 --> 00:12:18,447 Between you and Alex, 377 00:12:18,516 --> 00:12:20,616 it's all "Les Mis" and dry shampoo. 378 00:12:20,664 --> 00:12:22,727 Well, not everybody puts a gallon of hair product in 379 00:12:22,808 --> 00:12:24,207 every morning. 380 00:12:24,355 --> 00:12:26,021 You know, Deirdre, I don't think you deserve 381 00:12:26,090 --> 00:12:27,389 a place in here any longer. 382 00:12:27,458 --> 00:12:28,791 [Gasps] 383 00:12:28,859 --> 00:12:31,056 Let me just quickly access your contact info. 384 00:12:31,126 --> 00:12:34,997 ♪ 385 00:12:35,066 --> 00:12:37,216 Okay, I know you're in here somewhere. 386 00:12:37,258 --> 00:12:38,324 Ah! 387 00:12:41,490 --> 00:12:42,622 Oh! 388 00:12:45,093 --> 00:12:46,793 - [Ringing] - [Sighs] 389 00:12:46,859 --> 00:12:48,391 - Hello. - Hey, you're not gonna 390 00:12:48,438 --> 00:12:50,101 believe this, but my boss is making me go down 391 00:12:50,149 --> 00:12:51,249 to the courthouse now. 392 00:12:51,317 --> 00:12:53,789 I don't know if I'm gonna be able to make it to Career Day. 393 00:12:53,867 --> 00:12:55,720 Did I also mention that I hate this place? 394 00:12:55,788 --> 00:12:57,788 Really? That's fantastic! 395 00:12:57,891 --> 00:12:59,891 - Thank you? - No, I'm sorry, babe, 396 00:12:59,959 --> 00:13:01,694 but this is exactly the opportunity I need 397 00:13:01,765 --> 00:13:02,894 to fix things with Ben. 398 00:13:02,962 --> 00:13:04,444 I got to do a big gesture. 399 00:13:04,484 --> 00:13:05,984 Honey, I think you're being a little manic 400 00:13:06,086 --> 00:13:07,352 about this Career Day thing. 401 00:13:07,421 --> 00:13:09,924 You know, I was gonna do a podcast about his classmates. 402 00:13:10,002 --> 00:13:12,041 Instead, I'm gonna do a Ben-ography. 403 00:13:12,128 --> 00:13:14,151 What? No. That sounds weird. 404 00:13:14,237 --> 00:13:15,469 You know what else sounded weird? 405 00:13:15,572 --> 00:13:16,637 "Coming to America." 406 00:13:16,739 --> 00:13:18,272 And that turned out to be a great movie. 407 00:13:18,341 --> 00:13:19,874 I might still be able to get down there. 408 00:13:19,976 --> 00:13:21,317 Got to go. Byeee! 409 00:13:21,379 --> 00:13:23,044 Hi, everybody. Sorry I'm late. 410 00:13:23,146 --> 00:13:24,745 Dad, what are you doing here? 411 00:13:24,814 --> 00:13:27,415 Well, some parents care more about their career 412 00:13:27,483 --> 00:13:30,218 than their kids, but not this guy. 413 00:13:30,536 --> 00:13:32,002 I'll take it from here. Thank you. 414 00:13:32,096 --> 00:13:34,534 - Hi, kiddies. - Oh, man. 415 00:13:34,589 --> 00:13:37,924 I'm Alex Schuman, Ben's papa. 416 00:13:37,993 --> 00:13:39,726 All right, kids, well, as some of you may know, 417 00:13:39,761 --> 00:13:42,161 I've recently made a very big career change. 418 00:13:42,230 --> 00:13:46,065 I used to be in radio, and now I'm a podcaster. 419 00:13:46,090 --> 00:13:48,496 Does anyone know what a podcast is? 420 00:13:48,597 --> 00:13:49,996 It's radio on the Internet. 421 00:13:50,090 --> 00:13:52,972 My mom listens to them, and they're totally boring. 422 00:13:53,714 --> 00:13:55,914 Oh, well... 423 00:13:56,021 --> 00:13:57,354 I guess I don't need this card. 424 00:13:59,158 --> 00:14:00,290 Nailed this one, too. 425 00:14:00,359 --> 00:14:04,194 Here we go. And what is podcasting most like? 426 00:14:04,349 --> 00:14:06,539 Uh... that was you, again. 427 00:14:06,568 --> 00:14:10,170 Anyway, because of that change, I've had a little less time 428 00:14:10,239 --> 00:14:12,439 to be with the very important people in my life, 429 00:14:12,508 --> 00:14:15,776 so we are gonna do a live podcast right here, 430 00:14:15,844 --> 00:14:18,679 and the subject is gonna be my best friend, 431 00:14:18,781 --> 00:14:20,180 Ben Schuman. 432 00:14:20,282 --> 00:14:22,683 I call it a Ben-ography. 433 00:14:22,785 --> 00:14:24,418 - What? - Yeah, what? 434 00:14:24,486 --> 00:14:26,253 Can a man... 435 00:14:26,321 --> 00:14:28,789 Excuse me, young man. I didn't catch your name. 436 00:14:28,891 --> 00:14:30,824 - Greg. - Oh, Greg! 437 00:14:30,926 --> 00:14:32,292 Dad, what are you doing? 438 00:14:32,361 --> 00:14:33,694 I'm so glad you asked. 439 00:14:33,796 --> 00:14:35,562 On with the Ben-ography. 440 00:14:35,664 --> 00:14:37,931 My relationship with your favorite madman 441 00:14:38,033 --> 00:14:40,770 began 12 years ago when he came into my life 442 00:14:40,836 --> 00:14:44,805 naked and afraid as a bouncing baby boy. 443 00:14:44,907 --> 00:14:47,674 [Laughter] 444 00:14:47,776 --> 00:14:49,376 Dad, I'm naked in that! 445 00:14:49,478 --> 00:14:50,844 Everybody has a tushy, Ben. 446 00:14:50,929 --> 00:14:53,145 - Even Mr. Durham. - Mm-hmm. 447 00:14:53,200 --> 00:14:55,415 But, fine, if it makes you uncomfortable, 448 00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:56,883 I'll skip to my next thing. 449 00:14:56,985 --> 00:14:59,386 Here's Ben starring in his first-grade production 450 00:14:59,488 --> 00:15:00,620 of "Little Orphan Annie." 451 00:15:00,723 --> 00:15:01,788 Now, I know what you're thinking. 452 00:15:01,890 --> 00:15:03,890 Dad, this is humiliating. I'm out of here. 453 00:15:03,992 --> 00:15:06,088 Wait! Ben! Wha... 454 00:15:06,152 --> 00:15:09,518 Ben, where are you going? Ben?! 455 00:15:11,323 --> 00:15:13,056 Dude, what did you do in there? 456 00:15:13,091 --> 00:15:14,857 Never seen kids more excited to listen to 457 00:15:14,960 --> 00:15:17,894 a presentation on a career in Orthodontics. 458 00:15:18,306 --> 00:15:20,806 In retrospect, bringing a nude photo of a minor 459 00:15:20,868 --> 00:15:22,672 into a classroom was probably a misstep. 460 00:15:22,744 --> 00:15:25,011 It's definitely different than what I had planned. 461 00:15:25,088 --> 00:15:27,154 I was gonna have them ask me what the truth was, 462 00:15:27,190 --> 00:15:30,224 and then I was scream at them, "You can't handle the truth!" 463 00:15:30,293 --> 00:15:31,726 Kind of looking forward to that for weeks. 464 00:15:31,794 --> 00:15:32,994 Yeah, they would have loved that. 465 00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:36,531 You know what I've been thinking about? 466 00:15:36,599 --> 00:15:38,495 When I saw those crazy numbers 467 00:15:38,557 --> 00:15:40,909 and Sacca called to offer us more money, 468 00:15:40,964 --> 00:15:45,367 I mean, that was beyond my wildest expectations. 469 00:15:45,436 --> 00:15:48,236 But now that it's actually happened, 470 00:15:48,305 --> 00:15:50,105 I kind of wish it hadn't. 471 00:15:50,207 --> 00:15:53,308 - Mo' money, mo' problems. - True dat. 472 00:15:53,646 --> 00:15:57,014 I mean, my life is so crazy right now. 473 00:15:57,083 --> 00:15:59,050 Everyone's arguing at work. 474 00:15:59,152 --> 00:16:01,339 I just publicly humiliated Ben. 475 00:16:01,409 --> 00:16:03,542 The only time I ever see you is when you're picking me up 476 00:16:03,629 --> 00:16:06,530 off the ground, either emotionally or literally. 477 00:16:06,598 --> 00:16:10,000 Well, on the bright side, you do fall a lot, 478 00:16:10,068 --> 00:16:12,435 both emotionally and literally. 479 00:16:12,504 --> 00:16:13,666 What if I were to tell Sacca 480 00:16:13,776 --> 00:16:16,673 that we're not ready to expand yet? 481 00:16:16,742 --> 00:16:18,441 Would you think I was a coward? 482 00:16:18,510 --> 00:16:22,012 For choosing your family and friends over your career? 483 00:16:22,486 --> 00:16:24,019 I'd say that's pretty brave. 484 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,973 - [Door opens] - [Kids chanting] Dr. Gibbs! 485 00:16:29,042 --> 00:16:31,227 Dr. Gibbs! Dr. Gibbs! 486 00:16:31,297 --> 00:16:33,177 Whoa, what a rush! 487 00:16:33,213 --> 00:16:35,713 Those kids were re-ceptive! 488 00:16:36,103 --> 00:16:37,703 Time for an encore. 489 00:16:37,774 --> 00:16:40,788 - Dr. Gibbs! - You thought I was done?! 490 00:16:40,881 --> 00:16:42,834 Think again, ya little bastards! 491 00:16:42,913 --> 00:16:46,241 - Dr. Gibbs! - He's so passionate about teeth. 492 00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:48,617 Hey, can I talk to you? 493 00:16:48,686 --> 00:16:50,686 Really? It's happening. 494 00:16:50,754 --> 00:16:52,888 What is the deal with these guys? 495 00:16:52,990 --> 00:16:54,089 What? What guys? 496 00:16:54,158 --> 00:16:55,123 Alex and Eddie. 497 00:16:55,192 --> 00:16:57,064 Alex is never here, and Eddie... 498 00:16:57,126 --> 00:16:58,275 I mean, is that guy serious 499 00:16:58,345 --> 00:17:00,333 with his Rolodex and his pinky ring? 500 00:17:00,395 --> 00:17:02,395 Yeah, he claims that ring has special powers. 501 00:17:02,457 --> 00:17:03,689 I guess I can give Alex a pass 502 00:17:03,758 --> 00:17:04,723 because he's obviously talented, 503 00:17:04,792 --> 00:17:06,725 but Eddie's not a podcast person. 504 00:17:06,794 --> 00:17:08,527 I'm just not sure that I want to let some guy's cousin 505 00:17:08,596 --> 00:17:10,405 jeopardize the prime of my career. 506 00:17:10,483 --> 00:17:12,319 Plus, I have no need for Miata parts. 507 00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,065 Nobody does. That's the problem. 508 00:17:14,133 --> 00:17:15,399 Look, I get it. 509 00:17:15,468 --> 00:17:17,835 I used to think that Eddie was a lunkhead gumming up the works, 510 00:17:17,937 --> 00:17:19,537 but he's really good at his job. 511 00:17:19,605 --> 00:17:21,138 Plus, he teaches me old-timey sayings 512 00:17:21,207 --> 00:17:22,940 like "lunkhead" and "gumming up the works." 513 00:17:23,009 --> 00:17:25,409 He's 1/3 of this company. We couldn't do it without him. 514 00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:27,812 And I wouldn't want to. He's my friend. 515 00:17:27,847 --> 00:17:29,960 Well, your friend is not qualified. 516 00:17:29,991 --> 00:17:32,421 I'm sorry, but he's got to go. 517 00:17:32,445 --> 00:17:35,179 Well, maybe you're unqualified and you got to go. 518 00:17:35,242 --> 00:17:36,241 Excuse me? 519 00:17:36,266 --> 00:17:37,773 If you can't recognize the value 520 00:17:37,828 --> 00:17:39,445 that Eddie brings to this company, 521 00:17:39,507 --> 00:17:42,078 then that makes me think that you're not good at your job. 522 00:17:42,141 --> 00:17:43,840 Maybe you need to take the prime of your career 523 00:17:43,909 --> 00:17:46,009 and blow it out your French horn! 524 00:17:46,078 --> 00:17:48,289 I'm sorry. Are you... firing me? 525 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:49,998 - I am! - Can you do that? 526 00:17:50,053 --> 00:17:51,612 I'm not sure! 527 00:17:51,680 --> 00:17:53,914 She can if another partner agrees with her. 528 00:17:54,016 --> 00:17:55,716 Wow. Okay. 529 00:17:55,781 --> 00:17:58,848 Well, ultimately, it's up to Alex, I'm sorry to say. 530 00:17:58,907 --> 00:18:01,108 Oh, good. You guys are all here. 531 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:02,711 Serena, I am so sorry, 532 00:18:02,781 --> 00:18:05,317 but I don't think I'm gonna take Chris Sacca's money. 533 00:18:05,411 --> 00:18:07,878 I just don't think we're ready to expand that fast. 534 00:18:07,980 --> 00:18:09,546 Is that okay with you guys? 535 00:18:09,648 --> 00:18:10,781 Very okay. 536 00:18:10,883 --> 00:18:12,950 Uh, does a goat quiver when you shave its privates? 537 00:18:14,119 --> 00:18:15,085 Sorry, Serena. 538 00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:16,067 It's fine. 539 00:18:16,113 --> 00:18:18,191 Honestly, I'll have another job in like two minutes. 540 00:18:18,269 --> 00:18:21,425 [Dialing, ringing] 541 00:18:21,527 --> 00:18:23,260 Good job. We did it. 542 00:18:23,362 --> 00:18:24,862 Back to idle. 543 00:18:26,376 --> 00:18:27,575 When I got home that night, 544 00:18:27,644 --> 00:18:28,977 Soraya said she was taking us out 545 00:18:29,025 --> 00:18:31,087 to celebrate my "job thing." 546 00:18:31,134 --> 00:18:33,040 Plus I still had to make things right with Ben. 547 00:18:33,097 --> 00:18:35,532 Mom. Soraya. 548 00:18:35,751 --> 00:18:38,366 Person who showed my whole class my butt cheeks. 549 00:18:38,407 --> 00:18:40,140 You weren't naked in every picture, Ben. 550 00:18:40,209 --> 00:18:42,075 In some, you were wearing your Little Orphan Annie dress. 551 00:18:42,182 --> 00:18:45,244 Mm. You're right. I should be apologizing to you. 552 00:18:45,269 --> 00:18:47,068 Guys, I'm very excited you wanted to go to dinner tonight, 553 00:18:47,104 --> 00:18:49,137 but unfortunately, there's nothing really to celebrate. 554 00:18:49,206 --> 00:18:50,939 I decided it isn't worth having a big company 555 00:18:51,041 --> 00:18:52,741 if you all feel neglected. 556 00:18:52,809 --> 00:18:54,709 Ben didn't even invite me to his Career Day this year. 557 00:18:54,778 --> 00:18:56,244 Wait, that's why you had a meltdown 558 00:18:56,313 --> 00:18:57,679 in front of my whole class? 559 00:18:57,748 --> 00:18:59,781 Dad, I don't feel neglected at all. 560 00:18:59,850 --> 00:19:02,053 The only reason I didn't invite you to Career Day 561 00:19:02,108 --> 00:19:04,179 was because I didn't want to make you feel like 562 00:19:04,211 --> 00:19:07,012 you had to go when you had so much else going on. 563 00:19:07,114 --> 00:19:08,780 Really? 564 00:19:08,849 --> 00:19:10,782 But, bud, I will always have time for you. 565 00:19:10,851 --> 00:19:12,450 But didn't you also invite me 566 00:19:12,486 --> 00:19:14,807 because you were a little bit interested in my career? 567 00:19:14,886 --> 00:19:16,573 - No. - Okay. 568 00:19:16,612 --> 00:19:17,954 Look, Mom, your job's cool, 569 00:19:18,009 --> 00:19:20,309 but Dad's is amazing. 570 00:19:20,392 --> 00:19:23,159 He's building something that's all his own. 571 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:25,095 That's what I want to do, too. 572 00:19:25,163 --> 00:19:28,898 Me too. That's why Emma and I opened a lemonade stand. 573 00:19:28,967 --> 00:19:31,902 Sweetie, you started your own business? 574 00:19:31,970 --> 00:19:33,169 Oh, we didn't order those. 575 00:19:33,271 --> 00:19:34,471 She did. 576 00:19:34,539 --> 00:19:37,501 It's okay, Dad. Business is booming. 577 00:19:38,555 --> 00:19:41,322 Well, don't worry. I brought my earnings, too. 578 00:19:41,746 --> 00:19:44,077 - Good. - What do you think, Al? 579 00:19:44,158 --> 00:19:46,053 Think the kids might be ready for you to go for it. 580 00:19:46,163 --> 00:19:47,944 - Come on, Dad. - You could be huge! 581 00:19:48,482 --> 00:19:51,100 Well... there's really only one way 582 00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:52,646 I'd be able to do it. 583 00:19:52,804 --> 00:19:55,637 ♪ 584 00:19:55,723 --> 00:19:56,872 What? 585 00:19:58,699 --> 00:19:59,742 What? 586 00:19:59,844 --> 00:20:04,080 ♪ 587 00:20:04,182 --> 00:20:05,881 Good morning, you two. 588 00:20:05,917 --> 00:20:07,606 What's all this stuff? A garage sale? 589 00:20:07,652 --> 00:20:08,751 How much for the ladder? 590 00:20:08,853 --> 00:20:10,052 I've been having second thoughts 591 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:12,755 about my second thoughts about expanding the business. 592 00:20:12,857 --> 00:20:14,457 I mean, we've worked so hard, 593 00:20:14,559 --> 00:20:16,926 and our goal was always to expand. 594 00:20:17,028 --> 00:20:18,360 Maybe we should give it a try. 595 00:20:18,463 --> 00:20:19,595 You know me, I'm all for it, 596 00:20:19,697 --> 00:20:21,581 but Serena was Sacca's choice. 597 00:20:21,652 --> 00:20:22,785 He's not gonna give us the money 598 00:20:22,855 --> 00:20:24,633 unless we get someone else he trusts in here 599 00:20:24,735 --> 00:20:26,168 and someone we trust. 600 00:20:26,270 --> 00:20:27,870 Not sure if that person exists. 601 00:20:27,939 --> 00:20:29,705 But, Eddie, what if she does? 602 00:20:29,807 --> 00:20:31,707 May I draw your attention to my balls? 603 00:20:31,809 --> 00:20:35,344 [Modern English's "I Melt With You" plays] 604 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,923 - ♪ I'll stop the world and melt with you ♪ - Ta-da! 605 00:20:48,025 --> 00:20:49,772 For the record, I just wanted to walk through the door. 606 00:20:49,819 --> 00:20:51,264 You guys, it worked! 607 00:20:51,319 --> 00:20:53,062 - ♪ You've seen the difference ♪ - Why do you sound so surprised? 608 00:20:53,164 --> 00:20:54,396 - ♪ And it's getting better all the time ♪ - Way to go, Dad. 609 00:20:54,499 --> 00:20:55,898 Wait a second. You're gonna come work with us? 610 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,266 If you'll have me. 611 00:20:57,368 --> 00:20:59,768 Really? Oh, my gosh! 612 00:20:59,837 --> 00:21:02,438 We are gonna become best friends! [Squeals] 613 00:21:02,540 --> 00:21:03,539 - Boop! - Ooh. 614 00:21:03,579 --> 00:21:05,225 Wow. You just booped me. 615 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:06,285 Yeah, we'll talk about that later. 616 00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:07,386 - ♪ The future's open wide ♪ - Okay. 617 00:21:07,411 --> 00:21:09,636 Isn't this exciting? She quit her job! 618 00:21:09,661 --> 00:21:10,629 [Indistinct chatter] 619 00:21:10,654 --> 00:21:13,176 Like I said, starting your own company is hard, 620 00:21:13,310 --> 00:21:16,178 but the best part is that you create a new family. 621 00:21:16,301 --> 00:21:18,119 The problem is, sometimes you have to choose 622 00:21:18,176 --> 00:21:19,877 one family over the other. 623 00:21:20,299 --> 00:21:21,838 Not anymore. 624 00:21:21,899 --> 00:21:25,000 ♪ I'll stop the world and melt with you ♪ 625 00:21:25,025 --> 00:21:30,025 Synced & corrected by kinglouisxx www.MY-SUBS.com