00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:05,195 --> 00:00:07,328 Previously on Hap and Leonard. 2 00:00:07,354 --> 00:00:08,953 Who the hell is that? 3 00:00:08,981 --> 00:00:10,926 *** 4 00:00:12,192 --> 00:00:14,567 I'm glad 'bout what happened between us. 5 00:00:14,684 --> 00:00:16,439 I just have a feeling 6 00:00:16,465 --> 00:00:18,793 that I might never see you again. 7 00:00:18,824 --> 00:00:20,653 It just doesn't work. 8 00:00:21,168 --> 00:00:22,770 In the end, 9 00:00:23,582 --> 00:00:25,363 it's always me and you. 10 00:01:07,046 --> 00:01:10,261 Some roads you don't cross. 11 00:01:10,952 --> 00:01:12,726 L.C. Soothe learned that 12 00:01:12,752 --> 00:01:14,800 the day the Devil came to Grovetown. 13 00:01:26,001 --> 00:01:27,769 _ 14 00:01:27,801 --> 00:01:30,498 L.C. had the Blues in his heart, 15 00:01:30,904 --> 00:01:34,776 but his fingers were stiff as a corpse. 16 00:01:34,809 --> 00:01:38,280 So he killed a chicken, boiled its blood, 17 00:01:38,312 --> 00:01:39,982 and called up the Devil. 18 00:03:15,690 --> 00:03:18,293 With old Scratch pumping through his veins, 19 00:03:18,325 --> 00:03:22,325 L.C. became the best Blues player ever lived. 20 00:03:23,730 --> 00:03:25,699 But the Devil makes no deals 21 00:03:26,065 --> 00:03:28,346 he don't get a little something extra. 22 00:03:29,669 --> 00:03:31,588 Every time L.C. played, 23 00:03:31,614 --> 00:03:35,268 that damn Devil got a little piece of somebody's soul... 24 00:03:36,877 --> 00:03:40,381 and replaced it with a little bit of himself. 25 00:04:19,101 --> 00:04:20,891 And that little bit of the Devil 26 00:04:21,489 --> 00:04:25,426 made the people of Grovetown crazy mean sons of bitches. 27 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:10,504 Bad things happened on the tracks that night. 28 00:05:17,511 --> 00:05:21,262 Some say the Devil never left this place. 29 00:05:27,755 --> 00:05:31,126 Some say he never will. 30 00:05:34,628 --> 00:05:37,771 What the hell happened to you boys back there? 31 00:05:38,532 --> 00:05:40,335 The black and white brothers 32 00:05:40,368 --> 00:05:43,138 from way across the tracks found that out. 33 00:05:44,638 --> 00:05:46,731 Found it out the hard way. 34 00:05:57,267 --> 00:06:00,588 Synced and corrected by LittleDuck www.MY-SUBS.com 35 00:06:21,524 --> 00:06:24,986 _ 36 00:06:45,150 --> 00:06:46,822 Come on. I got you, bro. 37 00:06:46,848 --> 00:06:48,213 Easy. 38 00:07:25,408 --> 00:07:26,643 You don't want a hand? 39 00:08:22,094 --> 00:08:24,811 Hey. You need anything? 40 00:08:25,230 --> 00:08:26,500 Nah. 41 00:08:27,318 --> 00:08:29,488 Got everything I need right here. 42 00:08:48,347 --> 00:08:50,463 _ 43 00:08:50,489 --> 00:08:52,825 ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ 44 00:08:52,859 --> 00:08:55,057 ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ 45 00:08:55,134 --> 00:08:57,070 ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ 46 00:08:57,096 --> 00:08:59,098 ♪ And I know I'm goin' home ♪ 47 00:09:00,633 --> 00:09:02,956 ♪ Snowflakes a-fallin' ♪ 48 00:09:02,982 --> 00:09:04,950 ♪ My old home's a-callin' ♪ 49 00:09:05,171 --> 00:09:07,474 ♪ Tall pine's are hummin' ♪ 50 00:09:07,507 --> 00:09:10,276 ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ 51 00:09:10,526 --> 00:09:13,096 ♪ Can't ya hear them bells ringin', ringin'? ♪ 52 00:09:13,122 --> 00:09:15,291 ♪ Joy, joy, hear them singin' ♪ 53 00:09:15,317 --> 00:09:17,687 ♪ When it's snowin' I'll be goin' ♪ 54 00:09:17,805 --> 00:09:20,663 ♪ Back to my country home ♪ 55 00:09:21,877 --> 00:09:23,597 ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ 56 00:09:23,623 --> 00:09:25,859 Ho, ho, ho, you crack-smokin' mother... 57 00:09:25,892 --> 00:09:27,861 ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ 58 00:09:27,893 --> 00:09:30,129 ♪ And I know I'm goin' home ♪ 59 00:09:31,795 --> 00:09:34,799 ♪ SOLO BANJO ♪ 60 00:09:44,303 --> 00:09:46,345 Aah! I'm on fire! 61 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:48,447 Santa's comin' to spread some holiday cheer 62 00:09:48,916 --> 00:09:50,417 and whoop some ass. 63 00:09:50,615 --> 00:09:52,918 - ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ - SINGING: Christmas time's a-comin' 64 00:09:52,951 --> 00:09:55,455 - ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ - SINGING: Christmas time's a-comin' 65 00:09:55,488 --> 00:09:57,357 - Christmas... - ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ 66 00:09:57,389 --> 00:09:59,359 ♪ And I know I'm goin' home ♪ 67 00:09:59,392 --> 00:10:00,826 I'm on fire! 68 00:10:00,859 --> 00:10:03,030 - What? - ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ 69 00:10:03,329 --> 00:10:05,165 ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ 70 00:10:05,197 --> 00:10:07,599 Get! Don't you come back now, ya hear? 71 00:10:07,633 --> 00:10:09,502 ♪ And I know I'm goin' home ♪ 72 00:10:09,535 --> 00:10:11,538 Aw, no, Leonard. 73 00:10:11,570 --> 00:10:13,473 - Not again. - ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ 74 00:10:13,506 --> 00:10:15,284 - ♪ Christmas time's a-comin' ♪ - I told y'all. 75 00:10:15,310 --> 00:10:17,210 I don't want no drugs in my neighborhood. 76 00:10:17,243 --> 00:10:19,144 Get on, now! Get! 77 00:10:20,278 --> 00:10:21,790 Hey, Hap! 78 00:10:22,944 --> 00:10:23,912 Leonard. 79 00:10:23,938 --> 00:10:25,405 You, too! 80 00:10:25,484 --> 00:10:26,667 I'm on fire! 81 00:10:31,456 --> 00:10:33,245 - Aah! - Hey, hold still. 82 00:10:33,271 --> 00:10:34,346 Hold still! 83 00:10:34,493 --> 00:10:35,862 Hey, man, you just hittin' me now! 84 00:10:35,894 --> 00:10:38,183 You probably want to rethink this hairdo anyway. 85 00:10:38,209 --> 00:10:39,805 Aah! Come on, man! Come on! 86 00:10:39,831 --> 00:10:40,966 This shit is dope! 87 00:10:40,999 --> 00:10:42,697 Good to see you again, Cletus. 88 00:10:43,065 --> 00:10:44,367 What happened to your mohawk? 89 00:10:44,604 --> 00:10:46,665 That ain't a mohawk. That's a high top. 90 00:10:46,691 --> 00:10:47,878 Is that what it is? 91 00:10:47,904 --> 00:10:49,784 I guess it's about time you changed that out anyway, huh? 92 00:10:49,810 --> 00:10:51,445 That's exactly what I said. 93 00:10:51,471 --> 00:10:53,106 Man, this is a hot box, man. 94 00:10:53,191 --> 00:10:55,647 Yeah, well, you about to spend New Year's behind bars. 95 00:10:55,681 --> 00:10:57,339 What? Th-This dude hit me! 96 00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,508 I had a flamin' hot box comin' at me. 97 00:10:59,719 --> 00:11:02,058 Had to put him down to put him out. 98 00:11:02,887 --> 00:11:04,274 I thought you quit. 99 00:11:04,556 --> 00:11:07,493 Yeah, well, I like to quit a few times a year. 100 00:11:07,526 --> 00:11:10,123 That way she tastes that much better when I get back to her. 101 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:11,402 Uh-huh. 102 00:11:11,631 --> 00:11:13,466 Damn. 103 00:11:13,498 --> 00:11:15,734 I think this might be Leonard's best one yet. 104 00:11:16,138 --> 00:11:17,878 Practice makes all the difference. 105 00:11:18,604 --> 00:11:21,407 Dopin' sons of bitches. Get the hell out of here! 106 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,542 That's the last of 'em. 107 00:11:27,886 --> 00:11:30,190 - Merry Christmas, Charlie. - Merry Christmas, Leonard. 108 00:11:30,682 --> 00:11:33,852 I was just tellin' Hap this might be your best one yet. 109 00:11:33,886 --> 00:11:37,144 Yeah. A thing of beauty, ain't it? 110 00:11:37,370 --> 00:11:39,459 Y'all just not gonna get me any medical attention? 111 00:11:40,792 --> 00:11:41,893 Quit whining, Cletus. 112 00:11:43,796 --> 00:11:46,032 - Name? - Uh, Boogie Wilson. 113 00:11:46,065 --> 00:11:48,823 Merry Christmas, Boogie. Take a seat. Name? 114 00:11:49,067 --> 00:11:51,670 - What the hell am I doin' here? - Aiding and abetting. 115 00:11:51,704 --> 00:11:55,340 - I saved a man's life tonight. - I seen it on my own porch. 116 00:11:55,373 --> 00:11:56,743 I mean, Hap's a hero. 117 00:11:56,776 --> 00:11:58,428 Should get a-a Samaritan award or somethin'. 118 00:11:58,454 --> 00:11:59,421 - Right. - Man, 119 00:11:59,447 --> 00:12:01,087 I'm putting cases on both your asses. 120 00:12:01,113 --> 00:12:03,082 Shut up, Cletus. It's Christmas Eve. 121 00:12:03,315 --> 00:12:04,916 Peace on Earth, goodwill toward men. 122 00:12:04,950 --> 00:12:06,386 - Go sit down now. - All that crap. 123 00:12:06,418 --> 00:12:08,431 Cletus Carter the Third, welcome back. 124 00:12:08,457 --> 00:12:09,759 Take a seat. 125 00:12:09,888 --> 00:12:11,056 Thank you, ma'am. 126 00:12:11,089 --> 00:12:12,425 That's better. 127 00:12:12,458 --> 00:12:13,960 Collins and Pine. 128 00:12:13,993 --> 00:12:15,603 Pine and Collins. 129 00:12:15,696 --> 00:12:17,345 Welcome back. 130 00:12:17,662 --> 00:12:19,765 Heard this one was the best yet, Leonard. 131 00:12:19,799 --> 00:12:22,068 Thank you, ma'am. I set the bar high for myself. 132 00:12:24,836 --> 00:12:26,398 All right, let's go. 133 00:12:26,424 --> 00:12:28,548 I want to show you two shit birds something. 134 00:12:34,323 --> 00:12:35,917 Wife got me started at this. 135 00:12:36,581 --> 00:12:38,388 Thought it'd help me quit smoking. 136 00:12:40,485 --> 00:12:42,371 She got me a book on it. 137 00:12:45,657 --> 00:12:47,393 Right there's a duck. 138 00:12:49,266 --> 00:12:50,863 Look like a spider to me. 139 00:12:54,900 --> 00:12:56,870 Workin' on my bunny rabbit. 140 00:12:58,937 --> 00:13:00,505 Bunny rabbit. 141 00:13:00,538 --> 00:13:01,662 - Spider. - Spider. 142 00:13:07,780 --> 00:13:09,228 That's a pussy. 143 00:13:09,254 --> 00:13:10,555 Oh, God. 144 00:13:10,581 --> 00:13:11,917 Don't tell me that book of yours 145 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:14,166 got a chapter on shadow vaginas. 146 00:13:14,357 --> 00:13:16,548 Well, here. Leonard, this one's for you. 147 00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:19,859 Charlie! Where that hell is Hanson? 148 00:13:19,892 --> 00:13:21,330 He's on his way. 149 00:13:21,594 --> 00:13:23,562 Take my advice... Don't pull your smart-ass routine 150 00:13:23,588 --> 00:13:24,931 on him when he gets here. 151 00:13:24,964 --> 00:13:27,767 He's been in a shitty mood since him and Florida broke up. 152 00:13:28,762 --> 00:13:31,104 Well, I've been there. 153 00:13:31,347 --> 00:13:33,773 He's trying to work things out with the wife. 154 00:13:34,139 --> 00:13:35,907 Unh. They got kids, ya know. 155 00:13:35,940 --> 00:13:37,042 - I know. - Hap. 156 00:13:37,075 --> 00:13:38,510 - I don't care. - Hap! 157 00:13:38,536 --> 00:13:39,504 What? 158 00:13:39,545 --> 00:13:42,345 Just 'cause she broke up with him don't make it good news for you. 159 00:13:42,376 --> 00:13:44,717 - Did I say it was? - Oh, but you was thinkin' it. 160 00:13:44,749 --> 00:13:46,032 Detective. 161 00:13:46,058 --> 00:13:48,994 Guy in cell three wants we should call his wife, 162 00:13:49,020 --> 00:13:51,757 tell her to tape a nature show special off the TV. 163 00:13:51,804 --> 00:13:53,439 Otherwise, he's gonna miss it. 164 00:13:53,465 --> 00:13:55,462 It's a special about bears. 165 00:13:55,761 --> 00:13:57,130 - Hey, Peg. - Uh-huh? 166 00:13:57,162 --> 00:13:58,831 What's this look like to you? 167 00:14:02,801 --> 00:14:04,017 Spider. 168 00:14:04,704 --> 00:14:06,171 Oh. God damn. 169 00:14:06,205 --> 00:14:09,212 As the snow melts and Mother Sun returns, 170 00:14:09,238 --> 00:14:11,267 they awaken from their slumber. 171 00:14:11,535 --> 00:14:14,739 High atop a quagmire, we find Ginger bear. 172 00:14:14,913 --> 00:14:17,010 We'll be seeing her again. 173 00:14:17,348 --> 00:14:19,951 With winter gone and a tug in her loins, 174 00:14:20,219 --> 00:14:21,970 she goes looking for a mate 175 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:25,329 and a safe place for her cubs during the mating season. 176 00:14:25,724 --> 00:14:27,560 Spring is for romance. 177 00:14:29,594 --> 00:14:31,564 Can you believe this shit? I mean... 178 00:14:31,596 --> 00:14:33,765 I don't believe it. 179 00:14:33,799 --> 00:14:36,469 Two bears doin' the mambo right there on TV. 180 00:14:37,769 --> 00:14:41,106 You think bear dicks get swelled up in a knot like dog dicks do? 181 00:14:42,141 --> 00:14:43,642 I don't know, Cletus. 182 00:14:43,676 --> 00:14:46,112 I never finished my degree on bear dicks. 183 00:14:46,144 --> 00:14:48,814 Oh, Hap, stop lyin'. Now you're just bein' modest. 184 00:14:48,848 --> 00:14:50,587 You know, when I was a kid, 185 00:14:50,613 --> 00:14:52,393 they wouldn't even show one dog behind the other 186 00:14:52,419 --> 00:14:53,986 in case something like this happened. 187 00:14:54,018 --> 00:14:55,900 World's changin', man. 188 00:14:56,438 --> 00:14:58,399 Ain't nothin' sacred out there no mo'. 189 00:14:58,425 --> 00:14:59,612 Amen. 190 00:15:00,686 --> 00:15:02,134 Girl bear looks bored. 191 00:15:04,413 --> 00:15:07,090 Remind you of your wife, Detective Blank? 192 00:15:14,172 --> 00:15:15,575 All right! 193 00:15:15,608 --> 00:15:18,077 Get it out. Get it out. 194 00:15:20,245 --> 00:15:22,681 Put these dipsticks back in their cells. 195 00:15:26,051 --> 00:15:28,186 I want you in my office. Now. 196 00:15:31,518 --> 00:15:33,517 Just Collins. 197 00:15:35,828 --> 00:15:36,947 Leonard. 198 00:15:37,764 --> 00:15:40,400 Remind me to stop bein' friends with you. 199 00:15:46,674 --> 00:15:48,151 _ 200 00:15:48,244 --> 00:15:50,513 If I burnt down every dirtbag's house 'round here, 201 00:15:50,546 --> 00:15:52,095 the whole town'd be cinders. 202 00:15:52,121 --> 00:15:54,759 They was sellin' drugs, Hanson, to kids. 203 00:15:54,785 --> 00:15:56,867 Now, if you boys would arrest them, 204 00:15:56,893 --> 00:15:58,629 then Leonard wouldn't feel the need 205 00:15:58,662 --> 00:16:00,440 to burn their house down, now, would he, hm? 206 00:16:00,466 --> 00:16:01,791 It makes us look bad. 207 00:16:01,817 --> 00:16:03,653 So, you gonna take that out on Leonard? 208 00:16:03,679 --> 00:16:05,410 - This is his third strike, Hap. - Oh, come on. 209 00:16:05,436 --> 00:16:06,666 Just give him one more. 210 00:16:06,736 --> 00:16:08,681 You don't know how baseball works, do you? 211 00:16:15,463 --> 00:16:17,222 Ain't heard from Florida, have you? 212 00:16:17,248 --> 00:16:18,377 What? 213 00:16:18,582 --> 00:16:20,193 Have you heard from Florida? 214 00:16:22,163 --> 00:16:25,565 Well, we're not pen pals or nothin'. 215 00:16:25,922 --> 00:16:28,486 I-I saw her couple of months back. 216 00:16:29,251 --> 00:16:30,794 She was out with some friends. 217 00:16:30,827 --> 00:16:32,230 Nothin' special. 218 00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:33,794 Suppose you heard we broke up. 219 00:16:34,998 --> 00:16:36,329 Oh, that... 220 00:16:36,627 --> 00:16:38,001 that is a damn shame. 221 00:16:38,034 --> 00:16:40,367 If you wanna dance, get up, have at it. 222 00:16:40,393 --> 00:16:41,995 I always thought that you two 223 00:16:42,028 --> 00:16:43,964 were just the... the best couple. 224 00:16:43,998 --> 00:16:45,205 I... 225 00:16:49,731 --> 00:16:51,341 Well, I'm worried about her. 226 00:16:51,749 --> 00:16:53,618 She went down to Grovetown the other day. 227 00:16:55,041 --> 00:16:56,489 See a client. 228 00:16:57,134 --> 00:16:59,168 Told her it was a bad idea, but... 229 00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,122 she wouldn't listen. 230 00:17:01,382 --> 00:17:04,505 Well, Grovetown's always a bad idea. 231 00:17:05,353 --> 00:17:07,281 I mean, she can take care of herself. 232 00:17:07,820 --> 00:17:09,033 She's smart. 233 00:17:09,257 --> 00:17:11,279 Maybe too smart for her own good. 234 00:17:12,351 --> 00:17:14,005 She called me from there yesterday. 235 00:17:14,693 --> 00:17:16,449 I didn't like the way she sounded. 236 00:17:16,930 --> 00:17:19,228 Well, I tried. I tried everything. 237 00:17:19,867 --> 00:17:21,469 Told her, "Baby, come on home," 238 00:17:21,502 --> 00:17:25,111 but she just said, "I can't. Not yet." 239 00:17:25,938 --> 00:17:28,703 Thing that's got me shook, though, is... 240 00:17:29,085 --> 00:17:30,369 h-how she said it. 241 00:17:32,109 --> 00:17:33,328 Sounded scared. 242 00:17:34,409 --> 00:17:36,244 Where do I come into all this? 243 00:17:36,270 --> 00:17:38,093 I want you to go down there and bring her home. 244 00:17:38,119 --> 00:17:39,418 - What, me? - You. 245 00:17:40,086 --> 00:17:41,421 What... What about you? 246 00:17:41,455 --> 00:17:42,986 I'm back with the wife. 247 00:17:43,012 --> 00:17:45,348 It wouldn't look good I go chasin' after Florida, you know? 248 00:17:45,526 --> 00:17:47,712 - Well... - 'Sides, I got kids. 249 00:17:47,805 --> 00:17:49,173 It's Christmas. 250 00:17:49,363 --> 00:17:51,174 But you, you got nobody. 251 00:17:51,794 --> 00:17:54,219 - I got Leonard. - Well, his ass is in jail. 252 00:17:54,334 --> 00:17:56,036 Shit, Hanson. 253 00:17:57,104 --> 00:17:58,576 Grovetown? 254 00:17:58,840 --> 00:18:00,899 - Send Charlie. - Charlie's police. 255 00:18:01,575 --> 00:18:04,204 This ain't police business. It's personal. 256 00:18:08,394 --> 00:18:09,947 You do this for me, 257 00:18:11,202 --> 00:18:13,837 I'll let Leonard out of jail when you get back. 258 00:18:17,509 --> 00:18:19,111 I do this for you, 259 00:18:20,348 --> 00:18:22,783 you gotta let Leonard out of jail now. 260 00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:25,267 Tonight. 261 00:18:35,008 --> 00:18:37,578 Grovetown gives shitholes a bad name, Hap. 262 00:18:37,612 --> 00:18:40,634 Yep. I've heard the stories. 263 00:18:40,925 --> 00:18:43,364 It's a two-hour ride but a hundred years away. 264 00:18:43,918 --> 00:18:45,253 They don't like black folk there 265 00:18:45,286 --> 00:18:48,055 unless they swabbin' out the toilet or sweepin' the floor 266 00:18:48,088 --> 00:18:50,501 or steppin' off the curb let the white man pass. 267 00:18:50,958 --> 00:18:52,905 Klan's alive and kickin' there. 268 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:56,230 Call themselves the Supreme Order of Caucasian Assholes, 269 00:18:56,264 --> 00:18:57,486 some such shit. 270 00:18:57,763 --> 00:19:00,308 Well, if it's so bad, why did Hanson ask us to go there? 271 00:19:00,334 --> 00:19:02,237 Well, he ain't askin' you. He's askin' Hap. 272 00:19:02,269 --> 00:19:04,305 - Well, it's the same thing. - No, it ain't the same thing! 273 00:19:04,337 --> 00:19:07,075 Guy like you in Grovetown start the next goddamn Civil War. 274 00:19:07,107 --> 00:19:08,976 Well, I can't help it if I'm burstin' with charm. 275 00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:11,808 You're burstin' with bullshit's what you're burstin' with. 276 00:19:12,680 --> 00:19:14,315 Now, Hap, you take my advice. 277 00:19:14,347 --> 00:19:16,483 You go down there, you get in, you get out. 278 00:19:16,517 --> 00:19:18,327 You don't take Leonard with you. 279 00:19:19,054 --> 00:19:21,128 Grovetown and black folk don't mix, 280 00:19:21,154 --> 00:19:23,579 and Leonard Pine does not play well with others. 281 00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:27,004 Remember what I said! 282 00:19:27,193 --> 00:19:29,360 Be back in an hour, partner. 283 00:19:29,926 --> 00:19:31,667 We'll take my car. 284 00:19:32,065 --> 00:19:34,201 Should hit Grovetown by morning. 285 00:19:34,235 --> 00:19:36,371 I'll get the sandwiches and the guns. 286 00:19:36,513 --> 00:19:38,484 What do we need guns for? 287 00:19:39,054 --> 00:19:40,288 Never know. 288 00:19:40,408 --> 00:19:42,443 Might be in the mood to shoot somethin'. 289 00:19:44,399 --> 00:19:46,243 You don't need to do this, ya know. 290 00:19:46,797 --> 00:19:48,423 Ain't doin' it for you, Hap. 291 00:19:48,449 --> 00:19:50,078 Florida's family. 292 00:19:51,106 --> 00:19:52,993 Yeah. Right. 293 00:19:54,407 --> 00:19:55,487 Nearly forgot. 294 00:19:56,055 --> 00:19:57,464 Merry Christmas. 295 00:19:59,125 --> 00:20:00,527 You shouldn't have. 296 00:20:01,318 --> 00:20:02,735 Man, I ain't get you nothin'. 297 00:20:03,021 --> 00:20:04,151 I know. 298 00:20:05,364 --> 00:20:07,467 You're the only gift I need, Leonard. 299 00:21:54,993 --> 00:21:56,328 - Come on, man! - Come on, please! 300 00:21:56,360 --> 00:21:57,528 We don't want... We don't want no trouble! 301 00:21:57,561 --> 00:21:59,231 The hell you doin' in my house? 302 00:21:59,263 --> 00:22:01,098 Was guardin' the house next door, but then we got hungry, 303 00:22:01,131 --> 00:22:02,767 and them crackheads don't got shit to eat. 304 00:22:02,800 --> 00:22:05,070 Yeah! Yeah, we went to get pizza, 305 00:22:05,102 --> 00:22:07,772 came back, and we seen you burnt the place down again. 306 00:22:07,806 --> 00:22:08,807 Yeah, and the cops took you in, 307 00:22:08,840 --> 00:22:10,876 so we just figured we'd use your place to eat. 308 00:22:10,908 --> 00:22:12,631 This look like a cafeteria to you? 309 00:22:12,657 --> 00:22:15,312 No. But it's a real nice place you got. 310 00:22:15,346 --> 00:22:17,382 There's some pizza in the kitchen if you're hungry. 311 00:22:17,415 --> 00:22:18,983 - You can have some. - Yeah. 312 00:22:19,016 --> 00:22:20,084 Yeah, you can have it. 313 00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:23,311 What kind of pizza? 314 00:22:45,443 --> 00:22:47,579 ♪ Dreamer ♪ 315 00:22:49,280 --> 00:22:52,274 ♪ I've been called ♪ 316 00:22:53,384 --> 00:22:55,815 ♪ A dreamer ♪ 317 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,480 ♪ With no future at all ♪ 318 00:23:02,926 --> 00:23:06,079 ♪ They call me dreamer boy ♪ 319 00:23:06,496 --> 00:23:09,025 ♪ Oh, but that's all right ♪ 320 00:23:09,233 --> 00:23:11,758 - ♪ 'Cause I know ♪ 321 00:23:12,070 --> 00:23:13,796 ♪ I know ♪ 322 00:23:14,004 --> 00:23:16,241 ♪ That you know ♪ 323 00:23:18,384 --> 00:23:20,078 - ♪ I'm more than a dreamer ♪ - Hi. 324 00:23:20,110 --> 00:23:22,235 - Hello. - Ladies. 325 00:23:22,646 --> 00:23:25,149 - ♪ And with you, darlin' ♪ - You're lookin' good. 326 00:23:25,183 --> 00:23:26,550 ♪ I can make it ♪ 327 00:23:26,583 --> 00:23:30,149 - But then, you always do. - ♪ By and by ♪ 328 00:23:30,922 --> 00:23:32,089 Well, you look the same. 329 00:23:37,395 --> 00:23:38,896 Uh, you, uh... 330 00:23:38,929 --> 00:23:40,397 ♪ Loser ♪ 331 00:23:40,431 --> 00:23:42,300 You wanna dance? 332 00:23:42,332 --> 00:23:44,002 ♪ They say I won't succeed ♪ 333 00:23:47,204 --> 00:23:49,073 - ♪ Refuser ♪ - Sure. 334 00:23:49,107 --> 00:23:50,642 Watch my bag. 335 00:23:50,675 --> 00:23:53,278 ♪ To conformity ♪ 336 00:23:55,079 --> 00:23:58,095 ♪ But I believe a man ♪ 337 00:23:58,649 --> 00:24:02,649 ♪ Should reach over yonder to touch a star ♪ 338 00:24:03,253 --> 00:24:05,890 ♪ 'Cause with his hands in the dirt ♪ 339 00:24:05,924 --> 00:24:08,225 ♪ Doin' that eight-hour work ♪ 340 00:24:08,259 --> 00:24:11,363 ♪ A man just can't go far ♪ 341 00:24:11,396 --> 00:24:15,086 ♪ You got to be a dreamer ♪ 342 00:24:15,666 --> 00:24:17,827 ♪ And with you, darlin' ♪ 343 00:24:18,002 --> 00:24:19,960 ♪ I can make it ♪ 344 00:24:20,237 --> 00:24:23,238 ♪ By and by ♪ 345 00:24:26,867 --> 00:24:29,625 ♪ I'll dream us up ♪ 346 00:24:30,548 --> 00:24:33,251 ♪ A paradise ♪ 347 00:24:35,118 --> 00:24:38,445 ♪ Just you and me ♪ 348 00:24:39,123 --> 00:24:42,594 ♪ And sugar and spice ♪ 349 00:24:43,593 --> 00:24:47,368 ♪ Yes, I'm a dreamer ♪ 350 00:24:49,087 --> 00:24:52,523 ♪ And I'll make it in this old world ♪ 351 00:24:54,237 --> 00:24:56,162 ♪ Dream... ♪ 352 00:25:04,733 --> 00:25:05,930 Florida? 353 00:26:06,778 --> 00:26:08,969 You gonna sniff them, too? 354 00:26:09,203 --> 00:26:10,514 Jesus, Hanson! 355 00:26:10,723 --> 00:26:12,123 Damn! 356 00:26:12,149 --> 00:26:14,151 That's creepy. What the hell you doin' here? 357 00:26:14,177 --> 00:26:15,805 Shit, I'm a cop. 358 00:26:16,035 --> 00:26:17,375 What's your excuse? 359 00:26:18,187 --> 00:26:19,975 I just figured I'd check. 360 00:26:20,124 --> 00:26:21,593 See if she got back. 361 00:26:21,626 --> 00:26:23,427 You didn't believe me about her, did you? 362 00:26:25,195 --> 00:26:27,015 Oh, truth is, uh... 363 00:26:28,130 --> 00:26:30,574 I half expected her to be here. 364 00:26:30,772 --> 00:26:32,073 Hidin' from you. 365 00:26:32,843 --> 00:26:34,745 That girl don't hide from nothin'. 366 00:26:34,963 --> 00:26:36,509 That's what I'm scared of. 367 00:26:37,018 --> 00:26:39,493 Don't know when to quit pickin' the scabs. 368 00:26:40,677 --> 00:26:42,214 Damn. 369 00:26:46,250 --> 00:26:48,670 What is it about women, Collins? 370 00:26:50,187 --> 00:26:52,970 Take cavemen like us, 371 00:26:53,696 --> 00:26:56,059 twist our peckers up into knots, and... 372 00:26:56,620 --> 00:26:58,404 leave us to untie 'em. 373 00:26:58,956 --> 00:27:00,705 Shit ain't right. 374 00:27:00,970 --> 00:27:02,998 No, that's just the good ones. 375 00:27:04,180 --> 00:27:06,804 Best ones twist 'em up so damn tight 376 00:27:06,838 --> 00:27:09,704 you can't untie 'em. 377 00:27:10,508 --> 00:27:12,018 Me and her. 378 00:27:15,125 --> 00:27:17,212 It was good for a while there. 379 00:27:18,348 --> 00:27:20,125 Then it went sour. 380 00:27:23,721 --> 00:27:25,512 Yeah, I know what you mean, Marvin. 381 00:27:26,871 --> 00:27:28,346 You don't know shit. 382 00:27:29,870 --> 00:27:31,516 Don't call me "Marvin." 383 00:27:32,696 --> 00:27:34,299 I spent a year and a half 384 00:27:34,331 --> 00:27:36,707 in a lovin' relationship with that girl. 385 00:27:37,069 --> 00:27:38,516 You 386 00:27:38,586 --> 00:27:40,023 spent the night in a truck. 387 00:27:40,860 --> 00:27:42,214 Was one hell of a night. 388 00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:43,875 I'ma stop you right there 389 00:27:44,134 --> 00:27:46,813 'fore you make me do somethin' I might regret. 390 00:27:47,177 --> 00:27:50,180 Why don't you just go home, Hanson, huh? 391 00:27:50,214 --> 00:27:52,907 Spend Christmas Eve with your kids. 392 00:27:53,150 --> 00:27:55,189 I'll call you when I find her. 393 00:27:56,354 --> 00:27:58,857 You'll wanna check that answering machine 'fore you go. 394 00:28:03,394 --> 00:28:06,263 Hey, Ms. Grange, it's Bobby Joe. 395 00:28:06,297 --> 00:28:07,464 I appreciate you meetin' up with us 396 00:28:07,498 --> 00:28:09,134 with the holidays and all. 397 00:28:09,166 --> 00:28:10,268 We'll be around at the, uh... 398 00:28:10,301 --> 00:28:12,770 the radio station around 1:00 p.m. with Mr. Knox 399 00:28:12,802 --> 00:28:14,171 to go over all the paperwork. 400 00:28:14,204 --> 00:28:15,706 And, uh, thanks again, ya hear. 401 00:28:16,907 --> 00:28:17,675 Hey, sweet potato. 402 00:28:17,708 --> 00:28:19,751 It's your sugar bear. Rawr! 403 00:28:20,310 --> 00:28:21,812 Skip that one. 404 00:28:23,647 --> 00:28:26,885 Ms. Grange, Sonny Knox, 96.6 Radio. 405 00:28:26,917 --> 00:28:28,285 Tryin' to reach Bobby Joe. 406 00:28:28,319 --> 00:28:29,287 If you hear from him, 407 00:28:29,320 --> 00:28:31,356 please have him call as soon as possible. 408 00:28:31,388 --> 00:28:32,723 Want to get this deal done. 409 00:28:32,749 --> 00:28:35,108 It's a great opportunity for your client 410 00:28:35,134 --> 00:28:36,261 and for me, as well. 411 00:28:36,293 --> 00:28:39,496 Thank you. Hope to see both of you soon, counselor. 412 00:28:39,530 --> 00:28:41,566 Merry Christmas, all that jazz. 413 00:28:44,909 --> 00:28:47,376 Any idea who the Bobby Joe guy is? 414 00:28:47,704 --> 00:28:49,368 Number was a pay phone. 415 00:28:50,707 --> 00:28:52,299 And the Knox character? 416 00:28:52,409 --> 00:28:53,956 I left a message. 417 00:28:54,212 --> 00:28:56,736 Maybe he's celebratin' the holidays. 418 00:28:57,647 --> 00:29:00,851 I'll check him out when I get down there, huh? 419 00:29:11,294 --> 00:29:13,321 Go get her and bring her back. 420 00:29:14,856 --> 00:29:16,547 I'll do my best. 421 00:29:16,884 --> 00:29:18,739 That I promise you. 422 00:29:19,272 --> 00:29:20,665 I'm gonna hold you to it. 423 00:29:21,705 --> 00:29:22,940 Yeah. 424 00:29:47,646 --> 00:29:49,098 Leon and Clinton. 425 00:29:49,124 --> 00:29:50,293 I'll explain later. 426 00:29:50,319 --> 00:29:51,976 They're gonna watch the house while we're gone. 427 00:29:52,002 --> 00:29:53,404 Ain't that right, boys? 428 00:29:53,436 --> 00:29:54,539 Yeah. 429 00:29:54,571 --> 00:29:56,211 Works out good, too. 430 00:29:56,237 --> 00:29:57,813 Got a ant problem at our place. 431 00:29:57,839 --> 00:29:59,146 We're better off here. 432 00:29:59,172 --> 00:30:00,611 Christmas ants, ya know? 433 00:30:00,645 --> 00:30:03,381 Uh, nope. Not sure if I do. 434 00:30:03,414 --> 00:30:05,817 You know, those ants that only come out at Christmastime. 435 00:30:05,849 --> 00:30:07,551 They everywhere this time of year! 436 00:30:07,585 --> 00:30:09,287 Our house is full of those little dudes. 437 00:30:09,320 --> 00:30:10,754 Goddamn Christmas ants! 438 00:30:10,788 --> 00:30:12,857 - They red or green or... - Nah. 439 00:30:12,889 --> 00:30:16,211 They just come out at Christmas. They Christmas ants. 440 00:30:16,394 --> 00:30:18,429 Yeah, there's ants in my underwear drawer. 441 00:30:18,462 --> 00:30:20,379 That's 'cause your underwear ain't clean. 442 00:30:20,531 --> 00:30:22,300 Man, what you doin' in my underwear drawer? 443 00:30:22,332 --> 00:30:23,834 You know they ate my banana? 444 00:30:23,915 --> 00:30:25,937 I left it on the table, and they ate it. 445 00:30:28,836 --> 00:30:29,906 Right. 446 00:30:32,766 --> 00:30:35,187 Uh, Leonard. We gotta go. 447 00:30:35,346 --> 00:30:37,949 You turkeys help yourself to whatever's in the fridge. 448 00:30:37,982 --> 00:30:40,417 I counted my cookies, so hands off. 449 00:30:40,451 --> 00:30:42,287 Yes! 450 00:31:01,395 --> 00:31:04,432 ♪ Said, Lord ♪ 451 00:31:04,464 --> 00:31:07,234 ♪ How I love to ride ♪ 452 00:31:09,036 --> 00:31:12,240 ♪ Yes, Lord ♪ 453 00:31:12,272 --> 00:31:14,908 ♪ How I love to ride ♪ 454 00:31:17,254 --> 00:31:22,059 ♪ Over the prairie, across to the mountainside ♪ 455 00:31:24,617 --> 00:31:27,421 ♪ I went down to my prayin' ground ♪ 456 00:31:27,453 --> 00:31:30,316 ♪ Fell down on my knees ♪ 457 00:31:32,059 --> 00:31:34,995 ♪ I went down to my prayin' ground ♪ 458 00:31:35,029 --> 00:31:38,299 ♪ And fell down on my knees ♪ 459 00:31:39,966 --> 00:31:42,270 - Goddamn fly. - ♪ I ain't cryin' for no religion ♪ 460 00:31:42,302 --> 00:31:45,871 ♪ Lord, give me back my good gal, please ♪ 461 00:31:46,302 --> 00:31:48,205 ♪ Well ♪ 462 00:31:48,309 --> 00:31:50,762 ♪ Lord ♪ 463 00:31:50,877 --> 00:31:53,446 ♪ How I love to ride ♪ 464 00:31:55,624 --> 00:31:58,160 ♪ I said, Lord ♪ 465 00:31:58,385 --> 00:32:00,340 _ 466 00:32:05,358 --> 00:32:06,526 Mornin'. 467 00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:15,043 Howdy. 468 00:32:15,069 --> 00:32:18,045 Aw, that's a fine-lookin' man. 469 00:32:18,071 --> 00:32:20,031 Ain't he a picture, Pete? 470 00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:22,110 - Th-Thank you, ma'am. - Yeah. 471 00:32:22,343 --> 00:32:23,708 You got a bathroom I can use? 472 00:32:23,734 --> 00:32:26,488 It's broke. Go around behind the shack. 473 00:32:30,483 --> 00:32:32,686 Whatchu doin' with that cracker? 474 00:32:32,720 --> 00:32:33,953 You in trouble, son? 475 00:32:33,986 --> 00:32:36,690 That is one sorry-lookin' white boy. 476 00:32:36,723 --> 00:32:38,504 What you and him doin' together? 477 00:32:39,620 --> 00:32:40,879 Just travelin'. 478 00:32:41,032 --> 00:32:42,855 With him? What for? 479 00:32:46,377 --> 00:32:49,711 To tell you the truth, he had brain fever as boy. 480 00:32:49,737 --> 00:32:51,072 Ain't too bright. 481 00:32:51,571 --> 00:32:53,973 My mama used to work for his mama when we was kids. 482 00:32:54,007 --> 00:32:57,038 When she died, we felt sorry for him and took him in. 483 00:32:57,417 --> 00:32:58,484 Grew up together. 484 00:32:58,510 --> 00:32:59,979 Kinda feel a little sorry for him. 485 00:33:01,420 --> 00:33:03,923 That's a lordly thing your mama did, 486 00:33:04,050 --> 00:33:06,453 takin' in a dimwitted white boy like that. 487 00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:07,887 - Mm-hmm. - Yes, ma'am. 488 00:33:07,921 --> 00:33:10,857 But, you know, I use him as a chauffeur. 489 00:33:10,890 --> 00:33:13,310 This way I can keep my eye on him. 490 00:33:13,559 --> 00:33:15,387 Keep him outta trouble. 491 00:33:16,199 --> 00:33:18,174 Bathroom's inside. 492 00:33:18,335 --> 00:33:21,017 It ain't really broke. You need it? 493 00:33:21,902 --> 00:33:23,914 - Nice little place you got here. - No. 494 00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:26,022 Hey. 495 00:33:26,173 --> 00:33:28,376 Them boiled peanuts? 496 00:33:28,408 --> 00:33:30,506 I-I ain't had boiled peanuts 497 00:33:31,480 --> 00:33:33,159 long as I can remember. 498 00:33:37,310 --> 00:33:38,872 They ain't ready yet. 499 00:33:39,193 --> 00:33:40,723 - Come here, you. - Damn! 500 00:33:42,042 --> 00:33:43,137 Yes, ma'am. 501 00:33:48,127 --> 00:33:50,731 Your mama must've been a saintly woman. 502 00:33:50,763 --> 00:33:52,293 Praise be to Jesus. 503 00:33:52,331 --> 00:33:53,832 Where you boys headed? 504 00:33:53,966 --> 00:33:56,169 Uh... Grovetown. 505 00:33:56,203 --> 00:33:57,637 - Grovetown?! - Grovetown? 506 00:33:57,663 --> 00:33:59,103 - With him?! - With him?! 507 00:33:59,572 --> 00:34:01,674 Grovetown. 508 00:34:06,866 --> 00:34:08,688 - What's so funny? - Nothin' funny about it. 509 00:34:08,714 --> 00:34:10,990 Whoo-hoo! Nothin' at all! 510 00:34:11,084 --> 00:34:12,920 You gonna have a good time in Grovetown. 511 00:34:14,017 --> 00:34:15,495 They gonna love you there. 512 00:34:19,026 --> 00:34:20,928 - Y'all have a nice day. - Ooh, Lord! 513 00:34:23,030 --> 00:34:24,488 Merry Christmas, now. 514 00:34:24,514 --> 00:34:26,206 - Grovetown! - Whoo! 515 00:34:27,803 --> 00:34:29,206 Bless 'em. 516 00:34:30,770 --> 00:34:32,940 What'd you tell them folks back there? 517 00:34:34,474 --> 00:34:35,909 Nothin'. 518 00:34:37,176 --> 00:34:39,677 They sure were findin' somethin' funny. 519 00:34:40,168 --> 00:34:41,649 Yeah, well, maybe they ain't used 520 00:34:41,682 --> 00:34:43,584 to black and white folks mixin'. 521 00:34:46,321 --> 00:34:49,575 Maybe when we get there, you lay low. 522 00:34:50,351 --> 00:34:51,715 Stay in the car. 523 00:34:51,825 --> 00:34:53,503 Let me do the talkin'. 524 00:34:55,261 --> 00:34:57,664 Whatchu tryin' to say? What, I can't play it cool? 525 00:34:57,698 --> 00:35:00,000 Nah. Worries me is you like confrontation too much. 526 00:35:00,033 --> 00:35:02,903 Well, what worries me is that you don't like it enough, Hap. 527 00:35:02,935 --> 00:35:04,262 I mean, I been in 'Nam. 528 00:35:04,638 --> 00:35:05,840 I can handle Grovetown. 529 00:35:05,872 --> 00:35:07,073 Not just Grovetown. 530 00:35:07,106 --> 00:35:09,175 It's you in Grovetown. 531 00:35:09,209 --> 00:35:10,944 Well, they don't mess with me, I won't mess with them. 532 00:35:10,977 --> 00:35:12,579 Well, what about when they do mess with you? 533 00:35:12,613 --> 00:35:13,681 I bear arms. 534 00:35:13,714 --> 00:35:15,216 Wrong answer. 535 00:35:15,249 --> 00:35:17,818 You know what guns means. It just mean more guns. 536 00:35:18,176 --> 00:35:21,037 I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6. 537 00:35:21,701 --> 00:35:23,757 I just wanna go down there and find Florida, not... 538 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:24,924 Well, me, too. 539 00:35:24,957 --> 00:35:26,260 Not have some kind of shootout 540 00:35:26,292 --> 00:35:27,928 like in the O.K. Corral. 541 00:35:29,095 --> 00:35:30,664 Whatchu packin' back there? 542 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:33,566 A shotgun. Broke it down, in plastic. 543 00:35:33,600 --> 00:35:34,868 Oh, okay. 544 00:35:34,901 --> 00:35:37,326 Couple of Winchesters, .30-30s 545 00:35:37,703 --> 00:35:40,191 and a .45 with some ammo in a lockbox. 546 00:35:40,406 --> 00:35:41,756 You bring the Gyrocopter? 547 00:35:42,125 --> 00:35:43,827 In the lockbox, Hap. 548 00:35:43,983 --> 00:35:45,719 - In the lockbox. - "In the lockbox." 549 00:35:52,019 --> 00:35:53,654 Wait a minute. 550 00:35:53,687 --> 00:35:55,089 P-Pull over right here for a second. 551 00:35:57,723 --> 00:35:59,526 This here Devil's Crossing. 552 00:36:01,093 --> 00:36:03,030 That's what it says. 553 00:36:03,062 --> 00:36:04,765 You don't know what this is? 554 00:36:04,798 --> 00:36:06,326 Nope. 555 00:36:06,517 --> 00:36:08,320 But I bet you gonna tell me. 556 00:36:08,478 --> 00:36:10,613 You ain't go no damn taste in music. 557 00:36:10,803 --> 00:36:13,039 Grew up listenin' to that Pat Boone imitation bullshit, 558 00:36:13,073 --> 00:36:15,174 then you crossed over to that hippy-drug shit 559 00:36:15,207 --> 00:36:16,910 they was pumpin' in the '70s. 560 00:36:16,944 --> 00:36:19,453 All right, all right. So, tell me. 561 00:36:19,713 --> 00:36:21,582 What is the Devil's Crossroads? 562 00:36:23,350 --> 00:36:26,319 Well, legend has it, old blues man came here 563 00:36:26,352 --> 00:36:28,027 and sold his soul to the Devil, 564 00:36:28,053 --> 00:36:29,905 right here in this spot. 565 00:36:29,931 --> 00:36:33,102 They ate each other's turds, sucked each other's carrots, 566 00:36:33,327 --> 00:36:35,451 some hocus pocus crap like that. 567 00:36:36,629 --> 00:36:38,164 Anyway, that old boy became 568 00:36:38,198 --> 00:36:40,200 the greatest blues man ever lived. 569 00:36:42,135 --> 00:36:44,071 I thought that was Bobby Johnson. 570 00:36:44,104 --> 00:36:45,705 Oh, no! He just stoled it from him! 571 00:36:45,738 --> 00:36:47,206 Well, who the hell was it, then? 572 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:49,008 Boy named L.C. Soothe. 573 00:36:51,812 --> 00:36:54,615 Uncle Chester said he went to see him as a kid. 574 00:36:54,647 --> 00:36:56,171 Sparks shot off from his fingers. 575 00:36:56,197 --> 00:36:58,051 - Oh, get outta here. - Eyes glowed yellow 576 00:36:58,084 --> 00:37:00,007 as he choked on that old guitar. 577 00:37:00,187 --> 00:37:01,562 Well... 578 00:37:01,762 --> 00:37:05,405 I gotta admit, Hap. I ain't never heard of him. 579 00:37:05,635 --> 00:37:07,391 Yeah, you ain't the only one. 580 00:37:08,748 --> 00:37:12,483 Any blues fan worth his salt know who L.C. Soothe is, though. 581 00:37:18,705 --> 00:37:20,682 - Say, Hap. - Mm-hmm. 582 00:37:20,891 --> 00:37:22,765 What would you sell your soul for? 583 00:37:25,211 --> 00:37:27,960 If I said world peace, you'd only call me a hippie. 584 00:37:28,827 --> 00:37:30,433 You are a hippie. 585 00:37:30,883 --> 00:37:32,785 Hippie mixed with old-ass hippie. 586 00:37:35,166 --> 00:37:36,523 What about you? 587 00:37:36,724 --> 00:37:38,417 Oh, that's easy. 588 00:37:38,732 --> 00:37:41,093 Endless supply of Nilla Wafers, 589 00:37:41,119 --> 00:37:42,369 ocean full o' Dr. P. 590 00:37:45,698 --> 00:37:48,749 Oh, we sound like a couple old farts. 591 00:37:50,867 --> 00:37:52,659 Don't you even think about it. 592 00:37:52,939 --> 00:37:54,107 Your butt feel like yodeling, 593 00:37:54,140 --> 00:37:56,409 you better pull over and let it out. 594 00:37:56,443 --> 00:37:57,910 Hey. 595 00:37:57,944 --> 00:37:59,179 What's his game? 596 00:37:59,211 --> 00:38:01,914 The hell? I don't know. 597 00:38:01,948 --> 00:38:03,417 Damn, he's close. 598 00:38:03,450 --> 00:38:04,759 The hell? 599 00:38:05,685 --> 00:38:08,283 What's he want? Come on! Pass! 600 00:38:13,694 --> 00:38:15,757 What the hell? 601 00:38:23,069 --> 00:38:24,104 Man! 602 00:38:27,753 --> 00:38:30,040 Well, that was neighborly. 603 00:38:34,147 --> 00:38:36,283 Well, maybe we should think about keeping them guns 604 00:38:36,316 --> 00:38:38,787 up front from now on, huh? 605 00:38:39,090 --> 00:38:43,090 _ 606 00:38:57,765 --> 00:38:59,891 Merry Christmas, East Texas. 607 00:38:59,917 --> 00:39:02,905 That was a sweet one from Frog Eyes Johnson, 608 00:39:02,931 --> 00:39:05,834 and you're listenin' to 96.6, 609 00:39:06,024 --> 00:39:09,027 Your Blues Fix, where the blues never die. 610 00:39:09,060 --> 00:39:11,996 Here's an old classic to put some bounce in your mistletoe. 611 00:39:12,029 --> 00:39:14,365 ♪ Ding, ding, dong what a big parade ♪ 612 00:39:14,399 --> 00:39:15,667 ♪ Ding, ding, dong ♪ 613 00:39:15,701 --> 00:39:18,003 - ♪ What a big parade ♪ - So much for bad, old Grovetown. 614 00:39:18,036 --> 00:39:19,405 ♪ Ding, ding, dong what a big parade ♪ 615 00:39:19,437 --> 00:39:22,587 Place look like a goddamn Hallmark card. 616 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:25,016 I don't see any black folk, though. 617 00:39:25,042 --> 00:39:26,044 You noticed, huh? 618 00:39:27,411 --> 00:39:30,381 Keep expectin' Rod Serling to pop out any minute 619 00:39:30,415 --> 00:39:32,317 and give us the damn lowdown. 620 00:39:32,350 --> 00:39:34,651 You've crossed over to... 621 00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:36,422 "The Twilight Zone." "The Twilight Zone." 622 00:39:43,783 --> 00:39:45,598 ♪ The north wind says it's going to snow ♪ 623 00:39:45,630 --> 00:39:47,266 Merry Christmas. 624 00:39:47,299 --> 00:39:49,335 ♪ The north wind says it's going to snow ♪ 625 00:39:49,368 --> 00:39:51,904 ♪ The north wind says it's going to snow ♪ 626 00:39:51,937 --> 00:39:54,351 ♪ And paint the whole world white ♪ 627 00:40:01,212 --> 00:40:03,648 _ 628 00:40:09,991 --> 00:40:11,556 Who the hell are they supposed to be? 629 00:40:11,589 --> 00:40:12,658 - What, them? - Yeah. 630 00:40:12,690 --> 00:40:14,428 That's the Three Wise Men. 631 00:40:14,525 --> 00:40:16,966 Look more like the Three Ken Dolls to me. 632 00:40:17,261 --> 00:40:19,530 Three whitest black people I ever seen. 633 00:40:19,563 --> 00:40:21,033 Hey, now. Behave, Leonard. 634 00:40:21,059 --> 00:40:22,760 Aw, come on. They got a blonde wig on Mary. 635 00:40:22,786 --> 00:40:25,994 - I said behave. - Can I help you? 636 00:40:31,346 --> 00:40:33,498 I'm afraid we're all booked up. 637 00:40:33,914 --> 00:40:36,621 The holidays. You know how it is. 638 00:40:36,647 --> 00:40:39,230 I sure do know how it is. 639 00:40:39,650 --> 00:40:41,620 Uh, ma'am, we were wondering 640 00:40:41,652 --> 00:40:44,177 if this, uh... this woman was stayin' here. 641 00:40:44,906 --> 00:40:46,675 Her name is Florida Grange. 642 00:40:49,401 --> 00:40:51,900 Nobody by that name is stayin' here. 643 00:40:52,230 --> 00:40:54,233 Nobody by that color either, I bet. 644 00:40:55,266 --> 00:40:56,268 We don't take kindly 645 00:40:56,301 --> 00:40:58,932 to smart mouths around here. 646 00:40:59,203 --> 00:41:01,472 Now, I told you that lady is not here, 647 00:41:01,505 --> 00:41:04,042 so I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. 648 00:41:05,090 --> 00:41:07,932 I got church service to go to, and I have to lock up. 649 00:41:07,958 --> 00:41:10,494 Well, we hope you have a nice day, ma'am, and... 650 00:41:10,582 --> 00:41:13,217 and thank you so much for your help. 651 00:41:18,529 --> 00:41:20,565 Why don't you just kiss her ass cheeks? 652 00:41:20,591 --> 00:41:22,360 Massage her feet while you're at it? 653 00:41:22,393 --> 00:41:24,096 Well, I find you get more with a little sugar 654 00:41:24,129 --> 00:41:25,596 than vinegar, Leonard. 655 00:41:25,629 --> 00:41:27,098 Yeah, well, I was usin' brown sugar. 656 00:41:27,132 --> 00:41:28,334 That always gets me what I want. 657 00:41:28,366 --> 00:41:30,125 - Ladies. - Strange. 658 00:41:30,305 --> 00:41:32,073 It's almost as if she didn't like you. 659 00:41:32,099 --> 00:41:33,968 Maybe it was this sexy vest I was wearin'. 660 00:41:33,994 --> 00:41:35,507 Oh, personally, I've always found that vest 661 00:41:35,540 --> 00:41:37,656 a little [HUFFS] scary on you. 662 00:41:38,197 --> 00:41:39,794 You check out her hairdo? 663 00:41:40,511 --> 00:41:42,680 Lady gotta have one heck of a strong neck 664 00:41:42,714 --> 00:41:44,315 to hold that shit up. 665 00:41:44,341 --> 00:41:45,510 You see the part where it was braided? 666 00:41:45,536 --> 00:41:48,031 - It looked like a little butthole. - Oh, gave you a little flutter, huh? 667 00:41:48,064 --> 00:41:49,721 Ha ha, very funny. 668 00:41:49,754 --> 00:41:50,823 Let's just find Florida, 669 00:41:50,855 --> 00:41:53,058 get out of white-man fantasy before "Matlock" come on 670 00:41:53,091 --> 00:41:54,058 and you can't find nobody. 671 00:41:54,091 --> 00:41:55,192 I don't know. 672 00:41:55,218 --> 00:41:57,424 I'm beginning to appreciate the quaintness of this town. 673 00:41:57,549 --> 00:41:59,131 Why don't you just move here? 674 00:42:10,341 --> 00:42:11,988 Or maybe not. 675 00:42:19,611 --> 00:42:22,596 Startin' to get that "Twilight zone" feeling again. 676 00:42:22,622 --> 00:42:24,846 This season on Hap and Leonard. 677 00:42:25,096 --> 00:42:26,948 We lookin' for Florida Grange. 678 00:42:26,974 --> 00:42:28,791 Nobody knows where she is. 679 00:42:28,817 --> 00:42:30,995 I'm the law and you best remember that. 680 00:42:31,021 --> 00:42:33,565 Sorry I got you into this mess Leonard. 681 00:42:33,591 --> 00:42:35,974 - *** - Finish what we started. 682 00:42:36,000 --> 00:42:38,517 If you still here tomorrow, don't say I didn't warn you. 683 00:42:40,031 --> 00:42:43,945 Synced and corrected by LittleDuck www.MY-SUBS.com