00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated by the community of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:40,301 --> 00:00:43,436 I guess what I'm having a little bit of trouble with here 2 00:00:43,471 --> 00:00:45,371 is how you could have done something like this 3 00:00:45,406 --> 00:00:46,572 in the first place. 4 00:00:46,607 --> 00:00:48,874 I mean, please, help me understand 5 00:00:48,910 --> 00:00:51,744 what was going through your minds at the time. 6 00:00:51,779 --> 00:00:53,913 We weren't paying attention. 7 00:00:53,948 --> 00:00:55,981 And I know I speak for us both when I say that 8 00:00:56,017 --> 00:00:58,818 if I had it to do over again, I would absolutely 9 00:00:58,853 --> 00:01:00,553 do things differently. 10 00:01:00,588 --> 00:01:02,455 I would be much more aware. 11 00:01:02,490 --> 00:01:05,558 Because you got caught, or because you feel ashamed? 12 00:01:05,593 --> 00:01:07,393 I feel ashamed. 13 00:01:07,428 --> 00:01:09,595 I'm ashamed of my behavior, 14 00:01:09,630 --> 00:01:11,297 and I am deeply, deeply sorry. 15 00:01:11,332 --> 00:01:12,998 Yeah, we were all gonna go to Kylynn's after work, 16 00:01:13,034 --> 00:01:14,433 if you want to come. 17 00:01:14,469 --> 00:01:16,101 Me, too. 18 00:01:16,137 --> 00:01:18,938 I mean, you can invite her, if you want. 19 00:01:18,973 --> 00:01:20,739 I'm just kind of over her right now. 20 00:01:22,176 --> 00:01:23,843 Well, she's just been kind of like 21 00:01:23,878 --> 00:01:26,078 a really bad friend to all our other friends, you know? 22 00:01:26,113 --> 00:01:28,247 I mean, she got 15 downvotes last week, 23 00:01:28,282 --> 00:01:29,915 so that tells you something. 24 00:01:29,951 --> 00:01:32,852 That's about all the time we have for Lewis and Tom, 25 00:01:32,887 --> 00:01:35,354 so, please, don't forget to cast your votes now. 26 00:01:35,689 --> 00:01:38,324 You have The Breakfast Show on? 27 00:01:38,359 --> 00:01:40,292 Yeah, but I missed the first part... what did they do? 28 00:01:40,328 --> 00:01:42,495 - ... or sincere. - Mm. 29 00:01:42,530 --> 00:01:44,463 That one guy has really weird eyes. 30 00:01:44,499 --> 00:01:48,634 Mm, I don't know, he just seems kind of shady. 31 00:01:51,005 --> 00:01:52,505 Yeah, I was gonna wear the blue one, 32 00:01:52,540 --> 00:01:54,373 but then I totally forgot I let Jessala borrow it, 33 00:01:54,408 --> 00:01:56,509 and now she's out of town. 34 00:01:57,812 --> 00:02:00,012 I know, right? Bitch. 35 00:02:00,047 --> 00:02:03,382 She is so getting a downvote when she gets back. 36 00:02:34,715 --> 00:02:37,249 Hey! Hey! 37 00:02:54,602 --> 00:02:57,303 Final Vote has begun. 38 00:04:27,662 --> 00:04:30,262 Man, it does look a lot like Earth. 39 00:04:30,297 --> 00:04:31,830 In more ways than one. 40 00:04:31,866 --> 00:04:34,266 With all the different planets in the galaxy, 41 00:04:34,301 --> 00:04:37,102 you're bound to have a few cases of parallel species development. 42 00:04:37,138 --> 00:04:39,672 Sargas Four is an acute example of this phenomenon. 43 00:04:39,707 --> 00:04:43,642 Union cultural anthropologists believe it bears 44 00:04:43,678 --> 00:04:46,378 remarkable similarities to your 21st century Earth. 45 00:04:46,414 --> 00:04:48,280 So, like, I could go down there 46 00:04:48,315 --> 00:04:49,848 and get, like, a Manwich? 47 00:04:49,884 --> 00:04:51,884 Nobody's going down there except the landing team. 48 00:04:51,919 --> 00:04:54,286 How long have the researchers been unaccounted for? 49 00:04:54,321 --> 00:04:56,155 Over a month. 50 00:04:56,190 --> 00:04:57,690 Their last report indicated they'd had 51 00:04:57,725 --> 00:05:00,159 some success integrating into the culture. 52 00:05:00,194 --> 00:05:02,327 They even sent back some really interesting images. 53 00:05:02,363 --> 00:05:04,329 And then, suddenly, nothing. 54 00:05:04,365 --> 00:05:05,731 Radio silence. 55 00:05:05,766 --> 00:05:07,499 Could just be equipment malfunction. 56 00:05:07,535 --> 00:05:10,335 - Communications failure. - Maybe. 57 00:05:10,371 --> 00:05:12,137 I'm gonna go check on the landing team. 58 00:05:12,173 --> 00:05:14,006 - Bortus, you have the conn. - Aye, sir. 59 00:05:20,848 --> 00:05:24,049 This is ridiculous, man. 60 00:05:24,085 --> 00:05:26,585 How the hell is anybody supposed to walk around in these things? 61 00:05:26,620 --> 00:05:28,987 I don't know, John, I think you look good in skinny jeans. 62 00:05:29,023 --> 00:05:30,389 If I wanted to scratch my balls right now, 63 00:05:30,424 --> 00:05:31,857 I would have to reach in my back pocket. 64 00:05:31,892 --> 00:05:33,492 Yeah, well, at least your pants are whole. 65 00:05:33,527 --> 00:05:35,928 Commander, I look ridiculous. 66 00:05:35,963 --> 00:05:37,396 You want to go down there with that forehead? 67 00:05:37,431 --> 00:05:39,264 Well, no, but... 68 00:05:39,300 --> 00:05:41,033 Okay, let's see what else is in the file. 69 00:05:41,068 --> 00:05:44,937 We don't have a lot of specific information on this society. 70 00:05:44,972 --> 00:05:47,906 Traditional Sargas Four headwear, various styles. 71 00:05:48,943 --> 00:05:50,876 Here. 72 00:05:50,911 --> 00:05:53,812 There you go. That's better. 73 00:05:56,083 --> 00:05:59,017 John, what do you think? 74 00:05:59,053 --> 00:06:00,886 I dig it. I like the whole thing. 75 00:06:00,921 --> 00:06:02,755 If Andy got a look at you right now, 76 00:06:02,790 --> 00:06:04,189 he'd be kickin' himself for dumpin' you. 77 00:06:04,225 --> 00:06:06,458 I dumped him, let's be clear about that. 78 00:06:09,263 --> 00:06:12,097 My God, you guys look like unemployed backup dancers. 79 00:06:12,133 --> 00:06:13,532 You want to lead this landing party? 80 00:06:13,567 --> 00:06:15,801 No, I'm too shy to wear a crop top. 81 00:06:15,836 --> 00:06:17,136 Don't forget this. 82 00:06:17,171 --> 00:06:19,238 Sargas Four is a capitalist culture. 83 00:06:19,273 --> 00:06:20,639 What is it? 84 00:06:20,674 --> 00:06:22,775 - It's money. - What do you do with it? 85 00:06:22,810 --> 00:06:24,743 You give it to people, and they give you stuff, 86 00:06:24,779 --> 00:06:27,246 - or they do stuff. - That's weird. 87 00:06:27,281 --> 00:06:28,881 There's gonna be a lot of weird surprises down there, 88 00:06:28,916 --> 00:06:30,415 so everyone's gonna have to stay alert. 89 00:06:30,451 --> 00:06:33,986 Claire... I'm sure Lewis is fine. 90 00:06:34,021 --> 00:06:36,655 It's probably just faulty communications. 91 00:06:36,690 --> 00:06:38,791 I appreciate that, Captain. 92 00:06:38,826 --> 00:06:41,260 Lewis and I worked together a long time ago, 93 00:06:41,295 --> 00:06:44,830 but I always remember him being very resourceful. 94 00:06:44,865 --> 00:06:46,131 I know he's okay. 95 00:06:46,167 --> 00:06:47,933 All right. 96 00:06:47,968 --> 00:06:49,902 Now, remember, you go in, 97 00:06:49,937 --> 00:06:51,904 you locate the anthropologists, you bring 'em back. 98 00:06:51,939 --> 00:06:54,173 You leave as tiny a footprint as you can on that society. 99 00:06:54,208 --> 00:06:55,774 No interference. 100 00:06:55,810 --> 00:06:58,310 If, God forbid, something's happened to our people, 101 00:06:58,345 --> 00:07:01,780 you get out of there fast, you report back here. Understood? 102 00:07:01,816 --> 00:07:03,715 - Okay. - All right, good luck. 103 00:07:05,019 --> 00:07:07,119 Oh, and, Alara, 104 00:07:07,154 --> 00:07:08,754 do something about that nose, will you? 105 00:07:08,789 --> 00:07:12,124 Aye, sir. 106 00:07:31,078 --> 00:07:32,544 Why are you sitting like that? 107 00:07:32,580 --> 00:07:34,446 It's these friggin' jeans. 108 00:07:34,481 --> 00:07:37,216 If I leaned back right now, I'd give myself a vasectomy. 109 00:07:37,251 --> 00:07:38,951 Engage cloak. 110 00:07:38,986 --> 00:07:40,385 Engaging cloak. 111 00:08:03,617 --> 00:08:05,918 Hey, Jerris. Good to see you back. 112 00:08:05,953 --> 00:08:07,619 Oh, thanks, man. 113 00:08:07,655 --> 00:08:09,655 I think that was probably the worst flu I ever had. 114 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,324 Well, hey, looks like you lost a few pounds. 115 00:08:12,359 --> 00:08:14,760 You know, I'll take it. 116 00:08:14,795 --> 00:08:16,561 Oh, look at that. 117 00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:18,297 How nice is your grandma, huh? 118 00:08:18,332 --> 00:08:19,331 How much does she love you? 119 00:08:19,366 --> 00:08:21,133 Thank you, Grandma. 120 00:08:21,168 --> 00:08:23,835 Oh, you are so welcome, dear one. 121 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:25,771 What do you give to Grandma? 122 00:08:25,806 --> 00:08:28,140 - Thank you, honey. - Aw, good girl. 123 00:08:28,175 --> 00:08:29,374 That's it. 124 00:08:31,145 --> 00:08:33,679 - Oh! - Watch it, dude! 125 00:08:33,714 --> 00:08:36,048 I'm really sorry. I wasn't looking. 126 00:08:45,459 --> 00:08:47,292 Look at this place. 127 00:08:47,328 --> 00:08:50,796 My God, it's incredible how similar it is to old Earth. 128 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:52,631 Yeah, maybe there's a "Bustin Jieber" 129 00:08:52,666 --> 00:08:54,099 walkin' around somewhere. 130 00:08:54,134 --> 00:08:55,534 Grayson to Orville. 131 00:08:55,569 --> 00:08:56,635 Orville here. 132 00:08:56,670 --> 00:08:58,637 - You reading me? - Loud and clear. 133 00:08:58,672 --> 00:09:01,006 Good. We'll stay on this frequency and contact you 134 00:09:01,041 --> 00:09:03,008 when we have an update. Grayson out. 135 00:09:03,043 --> 00:09:04,376 All right, here you go. 136 00:09:04,411 --> 00:09:06,311 Have a good day. 137 00:09:07,514 --> 00:09:09,448 - Hi. Yeah, hi. - Can I help you? 138 00:09:09,483 --> 00:09:11,783 We were wondering, if by any chance, you've seen 139 00:09:11,819 --> 00:09:13,785 either of these two men. 140 00:09:13,821 --> 00:09:14,820 What's this, a joke? 141 00:09:14,855 --> 00:09:16,655 No, it's not. 142 00:09:16,690 --> 00:09:17,656 Do you know them? 143 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:19,691 Yeah, I know who they are. 144 00:09:19,727 --> 00:09:21,360 Do you know where we can find them? 145 00:09:21,395 --> 00:09:24,196 Well, they used to hang out at the cafe up the street. 146 00:09:24,231 --> 00:09:26,298 Hey, where are your badges? 147 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,468 We're not police officers, if that's what you're asking. 148 00:09:29,503 --> 00:09:31,003 Well, you sure as hell are gonna get arrested 149 00:09:31,038 --> 00:09:32,304 without your badges. 150 00:09:32,339 --> 00:09:34,706 Mine broke, so I figured I'd wait 151 00:09:34,742 --> 00:09:35,974 for the new version to come out. 152 00:09:36,010 --> 00:09:37,642 Actually, we lost them. 153 00:09:37,678 --> 00:09:39,544 I can sell you a set of four, 154 00:09:39,580 --> 00:09:41,880 all pre-loaded with 200,000 upvotes. 155 00:09:41,915 --> 00:09:44,649 That's... that's great, thanks. 156 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:46,518 They're all odd numbers, with a couple of downvotes included, 157 00:09:46,553 --> 00:09:48,553 so it doesn't seem fake. 158 00:09:50,691 --> 00:09:52,824 40 lods. 159 00:09:52,860 --> 00:09:55,327 - I'm sorry? - Come on! 160 00:09:55,362 --> 00:09:59,164 - The money. - Oh. Oh, right. Sorry. 161 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:02,034 Um... 162 00:10:02,069 --> 00:10:04,169 - Now, about the two men. - Go on, 163 00:10:04,204 --> 00:10:06,204 get the hell outta here... you want to get me busted? 164 00:10:06,240 --> 00:10:08,807 Come on, let's go check out the cafe. 165 00:10:10,611 --> 00:10:12,377 What are these things? 166 00:10:12,413 --> 00:10:13,912 I don't know, but everybody's wearing 'em. 167 00:10:13,947 --> 00:10:14,913 Look around you. 168 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,348 Hey, Alara, 169 00:10:16,383 --> 00:10:18,083 maybe you can find a guy here, huh? 170 00:10:18,118 --> 00:10:20,786 Brand-new planet, nobody knows your dating history. 171 00:10:20,821 --> 00:10:22,387 What the hell does that mean? 172 00:10:22,423 --> 00:10:23,922 Nothin'. It's just that you've gone through 173 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:25,624 two guys in two months. 174 00:10:25,659 --> 00:10:27,893 Well, I told you, it's just really hard to find a guy 175 00:10:27,928 --> 00:10:30,195 who doesn't get insecure about my abilities. 176 00:10:30,230 --> 00:10:32,564 Is that the only reason you dumped Andy? 177 00:10:32,599 --> 00:10:36,034 Mostly, but also... 178 00:10:36,070 --> 00:10:37,135 he danced weird. 179 00:10:37,171 --> 00:10:38,904 - What? - Weird how? 180 00:10:38,939 --> 00:10:40,072 Too grindy. 181 00:10:40,107 --> 00:10:41,406 A little grindy can be good. 182 00:10:41,442 --> 00:10:43,141 Yeah, but this was really grindy. 183 00:10:43,177 --> 00:10:45,710 Wait, what's... what's too grindy? 184 00:10:45,746 --> 00:10:47,779 Right, like, is... is this too grindy? 185 00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:48,914 What the hell are you doing? 186 00:10:48,949 --> 00:10:50,215 Is this too grindy 187 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:51,716 or not grindy enough? 188 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:53,718 - Lieutenant, stop it. - This is it, right? 189 00:10:53,754 --> 00:10:55,220 Huh? This is that Goldilocks grind. 190 00:10:55,255 --> 00:10:57,923 Where the grind is just right. 191 00:10:57,958 --> 00:10:59,624 Lieutenant, knock it off right now. That's an order. 192 00:10:59,660 --> 00:11:01,993 All right, all right. I was just trying to help out. 193 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,296 What part of inconspicuous don't you understand? 194 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,632 There's the cafe, come on. 195 00:11:07,668 --> 00:11:10,969 And there's great concern about the level of contamination 196 00:11:11,004 --> 00:11:12,637 due to industrial waste in the South Madaka reservoir. 197 00:11:12,673 --> 00:11:15,173 But you can't deny facts. 74% of the population 198 00:11:15,209 --> 00:11:17,509 has voted that assessment false. 199 00:11:17,544 --> 00:11:18,977 I mean, facts are facts. 200 00:11:19,012 --> 00:11:21,246 Have a nice day. 201 00:11:21,281 --> 00:11:23,448 Hi, I'd just like a cup of tea, please. 202 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:27,853 Read the sign. 203 00:11:28,654 --> 00:11:31,820 _ 204 00:11:33,060 --> 00:11:34,759 Please, all I want is a cup of tea. 205 00:11:34,795 --> 00:11:36,461 I've been to a dozen cafes all over town... 206 00:11:36,497 --> 00:11:38,930 No exceptions. 207 00:11:38,966 --> 00:11:41,032 Most of these are from my 20s. 208 00:11:41,068 --> 00:11:43,135 I'm a completely different person, and... 209 00:11:43,170 --> 00:11:44,669 Look, if you don't get out of here right now, 210 00:11:44,705 --> 00:11:46,037 I'm going to call the police. 211 00:11:50,811 --> 00:11:52,944 - Hi. Can I help you? - I hope so. 212 00:11:52,980 --> 00:11:55,480 We're looking for two men who've been seen here. 213 00:11:55,516 --> 00:11:57,649 Hi. I'm Lysella. 214 00:11:57,684 --> 00:11:59,217 Hey, I'm John. 215 00:11:59,253 --> 00:12:00,585 How's it going? 216 00:12:04,758 --> 00:12:08,059 Oh, God, that was too forward, wasn't it? 217 00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:09,561 Was that too forward? 218 00:12:09,596 --> 00:12:10,829 Nah. No. 219 00:12:10,864 --> 00:12:12,230 I was just saying 220 00:12:12,266 --> 00:12:13,832 I wish somebody would poke me today. 221 00:12:15,502 --> 00:12:17,402 What happened to your nose? 222 00:12:18,672 --> 00:12:20,572 It's a deviated septum. 223 00:12:20,607 --> 00:12:23,208 She's a coke addict. 224 00:12:23,243 --> 00:12:25,243 Ma'am, have you seen either of these two men? 225 00:12:25,279 --> 00:12:26,845 You're kidding me, right? 226 00:12:26,880 --> 00:12:28,246 Everybody knows these guys. 227 00:12:28,282 --> 00:12:29,714 Why does everyone know them? 228 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:32,684 They got corrected, like a month ago. 229 00:12:32,719 --> 00:12:34,686 What do you mean by corrected? 230 00:12:34,721 --> 00:12:36,254 Breaking news... 231 00:12:36,290 --> 00:12:38,523 - Oh, my God. - John, your badge. 232 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:44,062 Oh, my God, what did you do? 233 00:12:44,097 --> 00:12:45,897 - Commander, look. - Again, 234 00:12:45,933 --> 00:12:47,599 what you are seeing here is a man 235 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:48,934 performing what appears to be 236 00:12:48,969 --> 00:12:51,570 a lewd act on a statue of Mella Giffenden. 237 00:12:51,605 --> 00:12:54,873 This was recorded just a few minutes ago and uploaded. 238 00:12:54,908 --> 00:12:56,508 The Feed is understandably 239 00:12:56,543 --> 00:12:58,043 not happy about it, 240 00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,344 and voting has already begun. 241 00:12:59,379 --> 00:13:01,413 The badge code has been identified, 242 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,949 so get out those mobile devices and cast your vote now. 243 00:13:03,984 --> 00:13:06,384 Oh, my God, you're already above 500,000. 244 00:13:06,420 --> 00:13:07,719 You need to get out of here, now. 245 00:13:07,754 --> 00:13:09,955 - Wait, what does that mean? - Get out of here. Now! Go! 246 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:10,922 Come on, let's go. 247 00:13:14,328 --> 00:13:15,560 Hey! 248 00:13:15,596 --> 00:13:17,095 Hey, that's the guy! 249 00:13:25,072 --> 00:13:27,105 - What's going on here? - I... 250 00:13:28,008 --> 00:13:29,574 Grayson to Orville. 251 00:13:29,610 --> 00:13:31,376 - Mercer here, go ahead. - Captain, there's something 252 00:13:31,411 --> 00:13:32,911 going on down here. Some kind of social hysteria 253 00:13:32,946 --> 00:13:35,213 surrounding Lieutenant Lamarr. 254 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,815 Show some respect for your country, jerk. 255 00:13:36,850 --> 00:13:38,350 Hey, chill out. 256 00:13:39,820 --> 00:13:40,752 Kelly, what's happening? 257 00:13:40,787 --> 00:13:42,153 John dry-humped a statue. 258 00:13:42,189 --> 00:13:43,154 What? 259 00:13:43,190 --> 00:13:45,090 Get out of the way! 260 00:13:49,663 --> 00:13:51,229 We got to get out of here now. 261 00:13:51,265 --> 00:13:52,597 I'll contact you from the shuttle. 262 00:13:52,633 --> 00:13:53,732 Grayson out. 263 00:13:53,767 --> 00:13:54,799 Get out of the way. 264 00:13:54,835 --> 00:13:56,434 We got to move, guys. Come on. 265 00:13:56,470 --> 00:13:57,502 - Come on, let's move. - Get out of the way. 266 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:58,637 Move. 267 00:13:58,672 --> 00:13:59,904 Come on, we gotta move. 268 00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,206 Hold it right there! 269 00:14:03,610 --> 00:14:05,110 You're under arrest. 270 00:14:17,192 --> 00:14:20,193 Exactly what did your navigator do down there? 271 00:14:20,229 --> 00:14:24,297 I'm told he dry-humped a statue. 272 00:14:24,333 --> 00:14:25,999 Oh, my God. 273 00:14:26,034 --> 00:14:27,968 What kind of ship are you running out there, Captain? 274 00:14:28,003 --> 00:14:30,504 Look, Admiral, he's an impulsive guy, yes, 275 00:14:30,539 --> 00:14:32,205 but he's fantastic at his job. 276 00:14:32,241 --> 00:14:34,808 Part of his job is to maintain a low profile 277 00:14:34,843 --> 00:14:37,444 when observing lesser-developed alien cultures. 278 00:14:37,479 --> 00:14:40,013 I... I know that, and I promise it will not happen again. 279 00:14:40,048 --> 00:14:43,016 I will personally order him.. 280 00:14:43,051 --> 00:14:45,652 not to hump things, but in the meantime, 281 00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:47,487 request clearance to extract him. 282 00:14:47,523 --> 00:14:49,156 Absolutely not. 283 00:14:49,191 --> 00:14:51,224 Look, sir, just hear me out on this, okay? 284 00:14:51,260 --> 00:14:54,494 Let's say we reveal ourselves. 285 00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:56,897 We go in there, we tell them what happened. 286 00:14:56,932 --> 00:14:59,566 This is a culture at the 21st century level of development. 287 00:14:59,601 --> 00:15:01,201 Knowledge of extraterrestrial life 288 00:15:01,236 --> 00:15:04,504 could unify them in a profound way. 289 00:15:04,540 --> 00:15:06,706 Or it could plunge them into a panic, 290 00:15:06,742 --> 00:15:08,375 or some worse degree of upheaval. 291 00:15:08,410 --> 00:15:10,644 I'm sorry, Captain. 292 00:15:10,679 --> 00:15:12,245 Your man screwed up. 293 00:15:12,281 --> 00:15:14,915 He's going to have to play by their rules. 294 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:17,117 Tucker out. 295 00:15:24,126 --> 00:15:28,061 Sorry to keep you waiting, John. 296 00:15:28,096 --> 00:15:29,362 Is it "John"? 297 00:15:29,398 --> 00:15:31,031 Yeah. That's... that's right. 298 00:15:31,066 --> 00:15:32,199 That's an unusual name. 299 00:15:32,234 --> 00:15:33,333 Is it Kelvic? 300 00:15:33,368 --> 00:15:35,235 Yeah. Sure. 301 00:15:35,270 --> 00:15:37,003 Well... 302 00:15:37,039 --> 00:15:39,039 John... 303 00:15:39,074 --> 00:15:42,409 you've gotten yourself in a bit of a situation, haven't you? 304 00:15:42,444 --> 00:15:43,577 I don't know. You tell me. 305 00:15:43,612 --> 00:15:45,278 Last time I checked, 306 00:15:45,314 --> 00:15:47,214 you only arrest someone if they've committed a crime. 307 00:15:47,249 --> 00:15:51,518 Uh-huh. And what would you call a million downvotes? 308 00:15:51,553 --> 00:15:54,020 Look man, I just danced with a statue, that's all. 309 00:15:54,056 --> 00:15:55,422 Why don't you start by telling me 310 00:15:55,457 --> 00:15:57,057 your version of what happened, 311 00:15:57,092 --> 00:15:59,459 - from the beginning. - If I told it from the beginning, 312 00:15:59,495 --> 00:16:01,127 you'd crap your pants and pass out. 313 00:16:02,564 --> 00:16:04,231 Trust me, I've heard it all. 314 00:16:04,266 --> 00:16:06,399 There's nothing you can say that will shock me. 315 00:16:06,435 --> 00:16:08,068 Want to bet? 316 00:16:08,103 --> 00:16:11,071 Look, I'm just here to help you. 317 00:16:11,106 --> 00:16:13,240 Are you supposed to be my lawyer or something? 318 00:16:13,275 --> 00:16:15,642 - Your what? - My lawyer. 319 00:16:15,677 --> 00:16:17,944 I'm not familiar with that term. 320 00:16:17,980 --> 00:16:19,946 You know, with everything I've seen today, 321 00:16:19,982 --> 00:16:21,882 I'm not the least bit surprised. 322 00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:23,617 I'm your publicity officer. 323 00:16:23,652 --> 00:16:26,152 I'm here to help guide you through your apology tour. 324 00:16:26,188 --> 00:16:28,555 Okay, wait. Now I'm really lost. 325 00:16:28,590 --> 00:16:30,223 What the hell is that? 326 00:16:30,259 --> 00:16:33,994 You... you don't know what an apology tour is? 327 00:16:34,029 --> 00:16:36,296 John, they happen every day. 328 00:16:36,331 --> 00:16:37,664 How can you not be aware of... 329 00:16:37,699 --> 00:16:39,799 Let's say I'm not aware, okay? 330 00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:41,401 Let's say, right, 331 00:16:41,436 --> 00:16:43,637 I'm the dumbest son of a bitch you've ever met. 332 00:16:43,672 --> 00:16:45,505 Now with that in mind, 333 00:16:45,541 --> 00:16:48,742 why don't you explain my situation to me? 334 00:16:48,777 --> 00:16:50,777 Okay. 335 00:16:50,812 --> 00:16:53,480 You performed a disrespectful act 336 00:16:53,515 --> 00:16:57,284 on a statue commemorating frontier hero Mella Giffenden. 337 00:16:57,319 --> 00:17:01,121 It was caught on video and uploaded to the Master Feed. 338 00:17:01,156 --> 00:17:03,657 You received over one million downvotes from the public, 339 00:17:03,692 --> 00:17:07,160 which makes what you did a crime against the State. 340 00:17:07,195 --> 00:17:08,862 You will now begin an apology tour, 341 00:17:08,897 --> 00:17:11,097 during which the people will vote on whether or not 342 00:17:11,133 --> 00:17:12,933 they believe your sincerity. 343 00:17:12,968 --> 00:17:15,201 If your downvotes remain under ten million, 344 00:17:15,237 --> 00:17:18,204 you'll be free to go. 345 00:17:19,975 --> 00:17:21,207 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. 346 00:17:21,243 --> 00:17:23,009 Wait. I'm sorry... 347 00:17:26,715 --> 00:17:28,548 All that crap you just said, 348 00:17:28,584 --> 00:17:30,050 that... that's real? 349 00:17:30,085 --> 00:17:31,685 Aw, you got to be kidding me. 350 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:33,687 That's how the justice system works. 351 00:17:33,722 --> 00:17:36,156 Which I think you know. 352 00:17:36,191 --> 00:17:37,824 Okay, wait, so... 353 00:17:37,859 --> 00:17:40,527 uh, what happens if they don't believe me? 354 00:17:40,562 --> 00:17:41,895 You will undergo social correction 355 00:17:41,930 --> 00:17:43,863 to prevent future transgressions. 356 00:17:43,899 --> 00:17:46,399 What's that, social correction? 357 00:17:46,435 --> 00:17:48,168 You will receive 358 00:17:48,203 --> 00:17:50,570 a series of neurological treatments 359 00:17:50,606 --> 00:17:54,441 to pacify any and all potentially negative impulses. 360 00:17:55,544 --> 00:17:58,378 Okay, now I ain't laughing. 361 00:18:04,086 --> 00:18:05,485 Mercer to Grayson. 362 00:18:05,520 --> 00:18:06,720 What's the latest? 363 00:18:07,789 --> 00:18:09,322 No change, Captain. 364 00:18:09,358 --> 00:18:10,557 We're waiting for them to bring him out. 365 00:18:10,592 --> 00:18:11,825 I still want to know how the hell 366 00:18:11,860 --> 00:18:13,560 a member of my crew let this happen. 367 00:18:13,595 --> 00:18:14,761 It was my fault. 368 00:18:14,796 --> 00:18:16,329 I take full responsibility. 369 00:18:16,365 --> 00:18:18,264 Do you have any idea how bad this is? 370 00:18:18,300 --> 00:18:20,000 Ed, I'll fix it. I promise. 371 00:18:20,035 --> 00:18:21,534 No surprise, 372 00:18:21,570 --> 00:18:23,603 the admiral denied us clearance to extract him. 373 00:18:23,639 --> 00:18:25,271 So, what are we up against? 374 00:18:25,307 --> 00:18:27,273 This whole society seems to operate 375 00:18:27,309 --> 00:18:29,442 on some kind of points system. 376 00:18:29,478 --> 00:18:31,344 I mean, these badges everyone wears, 377 00:18:31,380 --> 00:18:32,879 the Feed on every wall, 378 00:18:32,914 --> 00:18:34,614 - John's arrest... - Okay. Your guy's here. 379 00:18:34,650 --> 00:18:36,049 You got five minutes. 380 00:18:36,084 --> 00:18:37,550 Okay, they just brought him out. I got to go. 381 00:18:37,586 --> 00:18:40,487 I'll contact you when I can. Grayson out. 382 00:18:43,158 --> 00:18:45,358 Lieutenant, are you okay? 383 00:18:45,394 --> 00:18:48,228 Yeah, I'm all right. But, Commander, t... this is crazy. 384 00:18:48,263 --> 00:18:50,096 They want me to do some kind of apology tour 385 00:18:50,132 --> 00:18:52,365 that's supposed to decide if I'm guilty or not. 386 00:18:52,401 --> 00:18:53,566 Well, that fits right in with everything else 387 00:18:53,602 --> 00:18:55,535 about this place. 388 00:18:55,570 --> 00:18:57,103 I don't suppose the Orville could send down an armed party 389 00:18:57,139 --> 00:18:58,772 and we just blast our way out of here. 390 00:18:58,807 --> 00:19:01,074 The captain couldn't get clearance from the Union. 391 00:19:01,109 --> 00:19:05,145 We're gonna have to work within the laws of this society. 392 00:19:05,180 --> 00:19:06,579 Is the captain mad? 393 00:19:06,615 --> 00:19:08,782 Well, he's more mad at me. 394 00:19:08,817 --> 00:19:09,983 Good. 395 00:19:11,420 --> 00:19:12,919 Listen, uh, they said I could take 396 00:19:12,954 --> 00:19:14,320 one person with me on the tour. 397 00:19:14,356 --> 00:19:15,955 I'd like it to be you. 398 00:19:15,991 --> 00:19:18,558 Of course. I'll do everything I can to help. 399 00:19:18,593 --> 00:19:20,560 We're gonna get you out of this, don't worry. 400 00:19:20,595 --> 00:19:22,062 John. 401 00:19:22,097 --> 00:19:23,830 Did they tell you what happens if you lose? 402 00:19:23,865 --> 00:19:25,432 It doesn't sound good. 403 00:19:25,467 --> 00:19:27,634 They put you through some kind of brain fry 404 00:19:27,669 --> 00:19:29,602 that's supposed to get rid of all the bad stuff. 405 00:19:29,638 --> 00:19:32,806 This is a 21st century level society. 406 00:19:32,841 --> 00:19:34,307 They don't have the medical sophistication 407 00:19:34,342 --> 00:19:35,842 to do that safely. 408 00:19:35,877 --> 00:19:38,678 Commander, he could end up a mental vegetable. 409 00:19:41,883 --> 00:19:44,651 - Hey, I'm a spaceman! You got to let me out of here! - Shh! 410 00:19:44,686 --> 00:19:47,454 - I'm a spaceman! Hey! - Don't make this worse for yourself. 411 00:19:47,489 --> 00:19:50,123 Come on. 412 00:19:50,158 --> 00:19:53,293 Okay, let's say... 413 00:19:53,328 --> 00:19:55,161 let's say he loses. 414 00:19:55,197 --> 00:19:57,664 Would you be able to reverse any damage to his brain? 415 00:19:57,699 --> 00:19:59,432 I don't know. 416 00:19:59,468 --> 00:20:02,268 I'd have to examine someone who's had the procedure. 417 00:20:02,304 --> 00:20:03,436 The question is, who? 418 00:20:03,472 --> 00:20:05,371 The missing anthropologists. 419 00:20:05,407 --> 00:20:08,174 Remember the girl from the cafe said that they'd been corrected. 420 00:20:08,210 --> 00:20:10,210 - They must've done something. - That makes sense. 421 00:20:10,245 --> 00:20:13,279 Everyone we talked to seemed to recognize them. 422 00:20:13,315 --> 00:20:14,814 What in the hell could they have done? 423 00:20:14,850 --> 00:20:17,450 Lewis isn't exactly the type to hump a statue. 424 00:20:17,486 --> 00:20:19,352 We've got to locate those men. 425 00:20:20,722 --> 00:20:22,722 I'm sorry, John, I got to pull you away. 426 00:20:22,758 --> 00:20:24,991 The Chat needs you on set in 20 minutes. 427 00:20:25,026 --> 00:20:25,992 The Chat? 428 00:20:26,027 --> 00:20:28,361 Yep. Put your game face on. 429 00:20:28,396 --> 00:20:30,597 Here we go. 430 00:20:39,890 --> 00:20:42,123 Now remember, humility is the key. 431 00:20:42,159 --> 00:20:43,858 You're extremely ashamed of your lack of judgment, 432 00:20:43,894 --> 00:20:45,960 and you're prepared to accept society's verdict 433 00:20:45,996 --> 00:20:47,695 with wholehearted respect. 434 00:20:47,731 --> 00:20:49,497 And don't forget to mention the donation. 435 00:20:49,533 --> 00:20:50,665 I got it, all right? 436 00:20:50,700 --> 00:20:52,033 Believe me, I'm gonna just 437 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:53,568 go out there and kiss ass. 438 00:20:53,603 --> 00:20:54,903 Yeah, but not too much. 439 00:20:54,938 --> 00:20:56,237 If they think you're pandering, 440 00:20:56,273 --> 00:20:57,572 they'll smell it. 441 00:20:57,607 --> 00:20:59,474 Just be yourself, but be humble. 442 00:21:07,784 --> 00:21:10,819 Okay, welcome back to The Chat. 443 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:12,654 It is voting time, and today we've got one 444 00:21:12,689 --> 00:21:14,422 I'm sure you're all aware of. 445 00:21:14,457 --> 00:21:17,759 Have you guys seen this video of the guy with the statue? 446 00:21:17,794 --> 00:21:19,527 It's pretty disgraceful. 447 00:21:19,563 --> 00:21:21,729 This man was caught on video 448 00:21:21,765 --> 00:21:23,198 simulating a sexual act 449 00:21:23,233 --> 00:21:25,567 with a statue of Mella Giffenden, 450 00:21:25,602 --> 00:21:27,936 and it has justifiably angered a lot of people. 451 00:21:27,971 --> 00:21:29,170 We have the video here. 452 00:21:29,206 --> 00:21:30,538 Let's take a look. 453 00:21:30,574 --> 00:21:33,208 Is it too grindy or not grindy enough? 454 00:21:33,243 --> 00:21:35,043 Ugh. 455 00:21:37,113 --> 00:21:39,414 And that's not even how I do sex. I was... I was just dancing. 456 00:21:39,449 --> 00:21:40,748 Um... humility. 457 00:21:40,784 --> 00:21:42,083 Oh, wow, 458 00:21:42,118 --> 00:21:44,018 that is just horrible. 459 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:45,887 Totally agree. Look at the Master Feed. 460 00:21:45,922 --> 00:21:47,755 Everybody's talking about it. 461 00:21:47,791 --> 00:21:50,425 "He has no respect for his nation," says one person. 462 00:21:50,460 --> 00:21:53,061 "We don't need people like that in our society," says another. 463 00:21:53,096 --> 00:21:54,596 "Correct him now." 464 00:21:54,631 --> 00:21:56,264 Obviously, people are 465 00:21:56,299 --> 00:21:59,300 very passionate about this, so let's bring him out. 466 00:21:59,336 --> 00:22:01,436 Ladies and gentlemen, John Lamarr. 467 00:22:01,471 --> 00:22:03,271 Okay, go. 468 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:15,717 - I just had to do that. - Good girl. 469 00:22:15,752 --> 00:22:18,453 Okay, so let's get straight to it, 470 00:22:18,488 --> 00:22:20,121 because everybody wants to know 471 00:22:20,156 --> 00:22:22,123 why would you do something so blatantly 472 00:22:22,158 --> 00:22:25,393 demeaning to the image of someone who is 473 00:22:25,428 --> 00:22:27,595 so universally respected by our country? 474 00:22:27,631 --> 00:22:30,498 Well, I deeply regret my actions, 475 00:22:30,533 --> 00:22:33,501 and I'm very, very sorry and it will not happen again. 476 00:22:33,536 --> 00:22:34,969 Peace. 477 00:22:35,005 --> 00:22:36,404 I don't know. 478 00:22:36,439 --> 00:22:37,739 Does he sound sorry? 479 00:22:37,774 --> 00:22:39,140 - I don't think so. - No, I... I am. 480 00:22:39,175 --> 00:22:40,675 I... I really am. 481 00:22:40,710 --> 00:22:42,343 I had a momentary lapse in judgment, 482 00:22:42,379 --> 00:22:44,512 and I'm aware that I caused offense 483 00:22:44,547 --> 00:22:46,948 to a great many people and I sincerely apologize. 484 00:22:48,184 --> 00:22:49,684 I'm not even that kind of guy. 485 00:22:49,719 --> 00:22:51,686 Grayson to Orville. Are you watching? 486 00:22:51,721 --> 00:22:53,021 We're seeing it. 487 00:22:53,056 --> 00:22:54,255 I like soda. 488 00:22:54,291 --> 00:22:55,857 I'm a good driver. 489 00:22:55,892 --> 00:22:58,526 Who would need such a large cup? 490 00:22:58,561 --> 00:23:00,662 Kelly, what the hell kind of circus is this? 491 00:23:00,697 --> 00:23:03,097 You're telling me this is their legal process? 492 00:23:03,133 --> 00:23:06,000 We haven't seen evidence of any codified legal framework. 493 00:23:06,036 --> 00:23:07,869 I mean, it all seems subject to public vote 494 00:23:07,904 --> 00:23:08,937 at any given time. 495 00:23:08,972 --> 00:23:11,105 Captain, what she is describing 496 00:23:11,141 --> 00:23:14,309 is an absolute, unstructured democracy. 497 00:23:14,344 --> 00:23:17,478 There is no record of any previously discovered society 498 00:23:17,514 --> 00:23:19,013 operating in such a fashion. 499 00:23:19,049 --> 00:23:20,548 Government by American Idol. 500 00:23:20,583 --> 00:23:22,717 What is American Idol? 501 00:23:22,752 --> 00:23:25,353 That was a form of entertainment from old Earth. 502 00:23:25,388 --> 00:23:27,722 People competed to see who had the best singing voice. 503 00:23:27,757 --> 00:23:28,957 Why? 504 00:23:28,992 --> 00:23:30,825 I don't know. 505 00:23:30,860 --> 00:23:32,293 It was a dark time. 506 00:23:32,329 --> 00:23:34,829 I sing. 507 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:39,334 Okay, I just want to jump in here. 508 00:23:39,369 --> 00:23:41,970 You know, we talk to a lot of different people on this show 509 00:23:42,005 --> 00:23:44,172 and I got to say, your apology sounds very rehearsed. 510 00:23:44,207 --> 00:23:45,907 Yeah, it does. 511 00:23:47,944 --> 00:23:50,244 Do something. 512 00:23:50,280 --> 00:23:52,480 I can't. It's up to him. 513 00:23:52,515 --> 00:23:53,848 N... no, no, I... I swear to God. 514 00:23:53,883 --> 00:23:55,516 I... I'm so, so completely sorry. 515 00:23:55,552 --> 00:23:56,851 N... no BS. 516 00:23:56,886 --> 00:23:58,820 I... I even donated 517 00:23:58,855 --> 00:24:01,322 to the Mella Giffendon Foundation for Jacked-Up Kids. 518 00:24:01,358 --> 00:24:03,925 The Foundation for Disadvantaged Children. 519 00:24:03,960 --> 00:24:05,526 Right. That's... that's the one. 520 00:24:05,562 --> 00:24:07,028 Uh, I gave a whole bunch of money. 521 00:24:07,063 --> 00:24:08,029 Really? 522 00:24:08,064 --> 00:24:09,197 How many lods? 523 00:24:09,232 --> 00:24:11,866 - Oh, so many lods. - How many? 524 00:24:11,901 --> 00:24:14,168 I just walked in there and I made it rain lods. 525 00:24:14,204 --> 00:24:15,703 I was like, boom. 526 00:24:15,739 --> 00:24:18,039 - Lods for ev... - I have a question. 527 00:24:18,074 --> 00:24:20,274 Can you tell us what Mella Giffendon did 528 00:24:20,310 --> 00:24:22,710 that made her such a hero? 529 00:24:22,746 --> 00:24:24,946 - Oh, no. - What? 530 00:24:24,981 --> 00:24:26,681 We didn't cover this. 531 00:24:26,716 --> 00:24:28,883 She was... she did a lot of things, 532 00:24:28,918 --> 00:24:30,451 a lot of good things. 533 00:24:30,487 --> 00:24:32,587 Th... that's why there's a statue. 534 00:24:32,622 --> 00:24:35,289 Y... y... y... you don't get a statue just sitting around. 535 00:24:35,325 --> 00:24:38,059 She got up, she got out, 536 00:24:38,094 --> 00:24:39,627 and she did what's what 537 00:24:39,662 --> 00:24:41,696 and that's why there's a statue. 538 00:24:41,731 --> 00:24:43,231 Name one thing she did. 539 00:24:43,266 --> 00:24:46,467 She saved the whale forests. 540 00:24:46,503 --> 00:24:48,770 He can't even name one thing. 541 00:24:48,805 --> 00:24:50,304 Oh, my God. How about leading 542 00:24:50,340 --> 00:24:52,206 an entire settlement of pioneers, for one. 543 00:24:52,242 --> 00:24:53,474 Okay, I think we've heard enough. 544 00:24:53,510 --> 00:24:55,476 - Yeah. - Let's vote. Shall we vote? 545 00:24:55,512 --> 00:24:57,211 Yeah. Let's vote. 546 00:24:57,247 --> 00:24:59,147 All right, let's get his badge info 547 00:24:59,182 --> 00:25:00,581 up there on the screen. 548 00:25:00,617 --> 00:25:02,150 Okay. There it is. 549 00:25:02,185 --> 00:25:05,553 Studio audience and you folks at home, cast your votes. 550 00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,655 Dude, I got to say, this is creepy. 551 00:25:07,690 --> 00:25:09,457 I mean it. This is creepy as hell. 552 00:25:20,136 --> 00:25:21,969 All right. 553 00:25:22,005 --> 00:25:23,971 Let's see where we're at. 554 00:25:32,015 --> 00:25:33,848 It's okay. 555 00:25:33,883 --> 00:25:35,950 He's got more shows to do. 556 00:25:40,323 --> 00:25:43,357 You think she'll help us? 557 00:25:43,393 --> 00:25:45,593 They had to have a base of operations somewhere. 558 00:25:45,628 --> 00:25:47,628 She's the only one who might be able to give us a lead. 559 00:25:53,336 --> 00:25:54,602 There you go. 560 00:25:54,637 --> 00:25:56,537 Oh, hey, guys. 561 00:25:56,573 --> 00:25:58,940 I am so, so sorry about what happened. 562 00:25:58,975 --> 00:26:00,708 Well, thank you. 563 00:26:00,743 --> 00:26:02,310 We're optimistic that he'll be okay. 564 00:26:02,345 --> 00:26:03,511 Who? 565 00:26:03,546 --> 00:26:05,980 John. Our friend who got arrested. 566 00:26:06,015 --> 00:26:07,982 You're kidding me, right? 567 00:26:08,017 --> 00:26:09,517 Oh, my... 568 00:26:09,552 --> 00:26:11,219 No, screw that guy. 569 00:26:11,254 --> 00:26:12,553 Why would you ever want to talk to him again? 570 00:26:12,589 --> 00:26:13,855 I mean, he got a million downvotes. 571 00:26:13,890 --> 00:26:15,456 Right, yes, and that's bad. 572 00:26:15,492 --> 00:26:17,058 I... I mean, it's like 573 00:26:17,093 --> 00:26:19,727 - you never really know somebody, you know? - Mm. 574 00:26:19,762 --> 00:26:22,330 I actually thought he was cute when he first came in here. 575 00:26:22,365 --> 00:26:24,365 Ugh, God, that makes my skin crawl. 576 00:26:24,400 --> 00:26:26,634 Mine, too. Really, really gross guy. 577 00:26:26,669 --> 00:26:29,470 Listen, Lysella, about our friends who got corrected... 578 00:26:29,506 --> 00:26:31,339 Oh, my God, that's right. 579 00:26:31,374 --> 00:26:34,475 Holy crap, you guys have had a really bad month, huh? 580 00:26:34,511 --> 00:26:37,245 We were wondering if you might know where they were based, 581 00:26:37,280 --> 00:26:39,814 like if they had a residence nearby? 582 00:26:39,849 --> 00:26:42,183 Hey. Why are you wearing that? 583 00:26:42,218 --> 00:26:43,885 - Me? - Yeah, you. 584 00:26:43,920 --> 00:26:45,319 Take that neffolo off. 585 00:26:45,355 --> 00:26:47,021 I'm sorry, the what? 586 00:26:47,056 --> 00:26:48,222 You're not Kelvic. 587 00:26:48,258 --> 00:26:49,323 That's traditional Kelvic headwear. 588 00:26:49,359 --> 00:26:51,993 It's not a hat. 589 00:26:52,028 --> 00:26:54,095 Oh, no. 590 00:26:54,130 --> 00:26:56,330 Uh, I... 591 00:26:56,366 --> 00:26:58,566 - I can't. - What? 592 00:26:58,601 --> 00:27:01,402 I have the deepest respect for your place of origin, 593 00:27:01,437 --> 00:27:03,104 but I can't take this off. 594 00:27:03,139 --> 00:27:06,674 You're literally pissing on my heritage by wearing that. 595 00:27:06,709 --> 00:27:09,877 I have a really bad rash under here. 596 00:27:09,913 --> 00:27:11,779 It's disgusting. You'd throw up, so... 597 00:27:11,814 --> 00:27:13,214 I think you're lying. 598 00:27:13,249 --> 00:27:14,515 Prove it 599 00:27:14,551 --> 00:27:16,117 or they're all gonna upload. 600 00:27:16,152 --> 00:27:17,418 Uh, you know what? 601 00:27:17,453 --> 00:27:19,220 You are absolutely right. 602 00:27:19,255 --> 00:27:20,888 We're gonna go and take it off right now. 603 00:27:20,924 --> 00:27:23,157 Come on, Alara. We're very sorry. 604 00:27:26,496 --> 00:27:29,063 Claire, what am I gonna do? 605 00:27:29,098 --> 00:27:31,065 - Go on, take it off. - What? 606 00:27:31,100 --> 00:27:32,066 Take it off. 607 00:27:32,101 --> 00:27:33,634 The seamstress is in the house. 608 00:27:33,670 --> 00:27:35,469 - What are you doing? - I'm making you a wrap. 609 00:27:35,505 --> 00:27:37,305 Not super fashionable, but it'll cover 610 00:27:37,340 --> 00:27:38,773 that washboard forehead of yours. 611 00:27:38,808 --> 00:27:41,309 - Wow, full-service doctor. - You know it. 612 00:27:41,344 --> 00:27:42,643 Hey, um, that guy's gone 613 00:27:42,679 --> 00:27:45,279 if you guys want to... 614 00:27:45,315 --> 00:27:48,082 New problem. 615 00:27:55,343 --> 00:27:56,709 - No! - No! 616 00:27:56,745 --> 00:27:58,811 - No, no, no, no! It's okay. - Come on. It's okay. 617 00:27:58,847 --> 00:28:00,813 - It's okay. You're fine. - All right? 618 00:28:00,849 --> 00:28:02,048 You're okay. 619 00:28:02,083 --> 00:28:03,816 We're not gonna hurt you. 620 00:28:03,852 --> 00:28:05,651 What are you? 621 00:28:05,687 --> 00:28:10,423 We are two very nice people 622 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:12,425 who are gonna buy you a drink. 623 00:28:26,775 --> 00:28:28,374 Feeling better? 624 00:28:28,410 --> 00:28:29,709 I... I just can't believe 625 00:28:29,744 --> 00:28:31,344 that this is actually happening. 626 00:28:31,379 --> 00:28:35,415 I mean, you guys really are from another planet? 627 00:28:35,450 --> 00:28:37,617 Well, two different planets, actually. 628 00:28:37,652 --> 00:28:39,252 Claire is from a place called Earth 629 00:28:39,287 --> 00:28:41,254 and I'm from a planet called Xelayan. 630 00:28:41,289 --> 00:28:44,223 So, can you guys, like, do stuff? 631 00:28:44,259 --> 00:28:48,895 Like shoot lasers out of your eyes or anything? 632 00:28:48,930 --> 00:28:50,463 I can do this. 633 00:28:52,467 --> 00:28:55,101 Oh, whoa. 634 00:28:55,136 --> 00:28:56,803 Lysella, we need your help. 635 00:28:56,838 --> 00:28:59,572 The two men you saw in the pictures that we showed you, 636 00:28:59,607 --> 00:29:01,741 they're like us... they came here to study your planet. 637 00:29:01,776 --> 00:29:03,075 We need to find them. 638 00:29:03,111 --> 00:29:05,478 Wait, those guys were aliens, too? 639 00:29:05,513 --> 00:29:07,814 Yes. Do you know what happened to them? 640 00:29:07,849 --> 00:29:10,082 Uh, they were on a subtrain 641 00:29:10,118 --> 00:29:12,084 and there was a pregnant woman standing behind them 642 00:29:12,120 --> 00:29:14,086 because all the seats were taken. 643 00:29:14,122 --> 00:29:15,721 Somebody took a picture. Here. 644 00:29:15,757 --> 00:29:18,724 I'll show you. 645 00:29:18,760 --> 00:29:20,993 They didn't get up and offer the seat. 646 00:29:21,029 --> 00:29:22,995 The picture was uploaded to the Master Feed 647 00:29:23,031 --> 00:29:25,064 and then they got downvoted. 648 00:29:25,099 --> 00:29:27,166 It looks like they just didn't see her. 649 00:29:27,202 --> 00:29:30,102 Doesn't matter. The people decided. 650 00:29:30,138 --> 00:29:32,104 That was always Lewis. 651 00:29:32,140 --> 00:29:34,674 Nose buried so deep in his work, 652 00:29:34,709 --> 00:29:36,509 he never had a clue what was going on around him. 653 00:29:36,544 --> 00:29:38,578 But, uh, there is something else. 654 00:29:38,613 --> 00:29:41,681 One of them tried to escape before he was corrected. 655 00:29:41,716 --> 00:29:43,015 He got killed. 656 00:29:44,352 --> 00:29:46,986 - Which one? - I don't remember. 657 00:29:47,021 --> 00:29:50,923 Lysella, where do they send people who have been corrected? 658 00:29:50,959 --> 00:29:53,092 They send them home. 659 00:29:53,127 --> 00:29:55,995 I think your friends once told me they lived on Kappala Street. 660 00:30:21,823 --> 00:30:23,890 These are Lewis's research notes. 661 00:30:30,198 --> 00:30:32,498 Doctor. 662 00:30:32,534 --> 00:30:34,734 Lewis! 663 00:30:34,769 --> 00:30:37,503 Lewis, thank God. Are you all right? 664 00:30:37,539 --> 00:30:40,239 I am well. 665 00:30:40,275 --> 00:30:43,175 Don't you recognize me? 666 00:30:43,211 --> 00:30:44,577 It's Claire. 667 00:30:44,612 --> 00:30:47,079 Of course. Claire. 668 00:30:47,115 --> 00:30:49,549 You look healthy and happy. 669 00:30:51,853 --> 00:30:53,553 Lewis, I need to know. 670 00:30:53,588 --> 00:30:55,187 What did they do to you? 671 00:30:55,223 --> 00:30:59,258 I did something terrible and then I was corrected. 672 00:30:59,294 --> 00:31:00,927 I'm better now. 673 00:31:00,962 --> 00:31:05,398 I'm healthier and happier. 674 00:31:05,433 --> 00:31:07,300 I have to get him back to the ship. 675 00:31:10,238 --> 00:31:14,774 - John, do you have any talents I should know about? - What? 676 00:31:14,809 --> 00:31:16,242 Can you dance or play an instrument? 677 00:31:16,277 --> 00:31:18,444 What the hell does that have to do with anything? 678 00:31:18,479 --> 00:31:21,080 Um, look, we're not doing too well here. 679 00:31:21,115 --> 00:31:23,616 We should have a lot fewer downvotes and we don't. 680 00:31:23,651 --> 00:31:26,218 But people tend to be more sympathetic, 681 00:31:26,254 --> 00:31:28,921 more forgiving of a crime, if the perpetrator has talent. 682 00:31:28,957 --> 00:31:31,524 That makes them more likable, more relatable. 683 00:31:31,559 --> 00:31:33,526 Hmm. Uh, I can drink an entire bottle of tequila 684 00:31:33,561 --> 00:31:35,094 and say the alphabet. 685 00:31:35,129 --> 00:31:39,131 Just go out there with a lot of positive energy. 686 00:31:39,167 --> 00:31:42,134 Get the audience on your side. 687 00:31:43,471 --> 00:31:45,771 All right, ladies and gentlemen. 688 00:31:45,807 --> 00:31:47,473 My next guest is a guy 689 00:31:47,508 --> 00:31:50,543 you've all seen or heard about on the Feed. 690 00:31:50,578 --> 00:31:52,445 His actions speak for themselves. 691 00:31:52,480 --> 00:31:54,280 Here's John Lamarr. 692 00:31:57,251 --> 00:31:58,584 Hey, hey, hey. 693 00:32:00,688 --> 00:32:03,289 All right. Okay. 694 00:32:06,294 --> 00:32:09,328 You know, I got to say, I'm surprised by that entrance. 695 00:32:09,364 --> 00:32:10,396 You liked it? 696 00:32:10,431 --> 00:32:11,831 You're in a lot of trouble 697 00:32:11,866 --> 00:32:13,833 for doing something extremely disrespectful 698 00:32:13,868 --> 00:32:15,735 and not only did you dance out here 699 00:32:15,770 --> 00:32:17,470 acting like it's nothing, 700 00:32:17,505 --> 00:32:20,506 but you struck several members of the audience. 701 00:32:20,541 --> 00:32:22,441 For God's sake, Willks, what the hell are you trying to do? 702 00:32:22,477 --> 00:32:24,243 Hey, I'm giving this my best shot here. 703 00:32:24,278 --> 00:32:27,446 Now, this job entails a lot of guesswork. 704 00:32:29,150 --> 00:32:32,618 Lewis, is there anything you can tell us about that planet 705 00:32:32,654 --> 00:32:34,654 that might help us repair the damage they did to you? 706 00:32:34,689 --> 00:32:36,288 There is no damage. 707 00:32:36,324 --> 00:32:39,025 I am healthy and happy. 708 00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:40,860 But what about Tom? 709 00:32:40,895 --> 00:32:42,361 Lewis, they killed him. 710 00:32:42,397 --> 00:32:45,097 My God, his family. 711 00:32:45,133 --> 00:32:46,799 Please tell Tom's family 712 00:32:46,834 --> 00:32:49,502 I wish them great happiness and good health. 713 00:32:49,537 --> 00:32:53,272 Captain, it's like he's been lobotomized. 714 00:32:53,307 --> 00:32:54,507 There's nothing I can do. 715 00:32:54,542 --> 00:32:56,208 The brain damage is too severe. 716 00:32:56,244 --> 00:33:00,012 Sir, we can't let them do this to John. 717 00:33:00,048 --> 00:33:03,315 Okay, it is voting time, audience, 718 00:33:03,351 --> 00:33:05,051 and you folks at home. 719 00:33:05,086 --> 00:33:06,519 Here we go. 720 00:33:06,554 --> 00:33:08,821 Do you believe John's apology? 721 00:33:08,856 --> 00:33:10,990 Sound off now. 722 00:33:23,771 --> 00:33:24,837 Damn it. 723 00:33:24,872 --> 00:33:26,639 Now what? 724 00:33:26,674 --> 00:33:28,374 Well, that's it. 725 00:33:28,409 --> 00:33:31,644 Now he goes back to detention to wait for the final summary vote. 726 00:33:31,679 --> 00:33:33,212 And then? 727 00:33:33,247 --> 00:33:36,315 Well, if he stays below ten million downvotes 728 00:33:36,350 --> 00:33:37,717 before the tour window elapses, 729 00:33:37,752 --> 00:33:40,019 he's fine. 730 00:33:40,054 --> 00:33:43,823 But, honestly, I've never seen anyone above nine million 731 00:33:43,858 --> 00:33:46,092 at this stage who came out uncorrected. 732 00:33:47,361 --> 00:33:49,095 I'm sorry, Kelly. 733 00:33:51,399 --> 00:33:52,665 Grayson to Orville. 734 00:33:53,300 --> 00:33:54,834 Mercer here. Go ahead. 735 00:33:54,869 --> 00:33:56,669 Captain, what's the latest from Claire? 736 00:33:56,704 --> 00:33:58,337 She can't repair the damage. 737 00:33:58,372 --> 00:34:00,239 Then John is in big trouble. 738 00:34:01,476 --> 00:34:05,044 We need some kind of an inside advantage. 739 00:34:05,079 --> 00:34:06,178 What can we do? 740 00:34:06,214 --> 00:34:07,279 The admiral said that 741 00:34:07,315 --> 00:34:09,081 we couldn't send anyone in, 742 00:34:09,117 --> 00:34:12,885 but he never said we couldn't pull someone out. 743 00:34:12,920 --> 00:34:16,122 Claire, what's the name of your little friend down there? 744 00:34:16,157 --> 00:34:17,556 Lysella. 745 00:34:19,594 --> 00:34:22,061 We're gonna bring her aboard the Orville. 746 00:34:46,425 --> 00:34:49,426 Oh, my... God. 747 00:34:57,770 --> 00:34:59,770 It's incredible. 748 00:34:59,806 --> 00:35:02,106 It's so big. 749 00:35:02,141 --> 00:35:04,275 The Orville's only midsize. 750 00:35:04,310 --> 00:35:06,610 You should see the heavy cruisers. 751 00:35:14,187 --> 00:35:16,520 I'll just hang onto that until we take you home. 752 00:35:16,556 --> 00:35:20,491 But nobody's gonna believe me if I don't have pictures. 753 00:35:20,526 --> 00:35:22,560 Exactly. 754 00:35:40,263 --> 00:35:43,064 We're sorry to turn your world upside down like this, 755 00:35:43,100 --> 00:35:44,632 but we need your help. 756 00:35:44,668 --> 00:35:46,301 Believe me, this is the coolest thing 757 00:35:46,336 --> 00:35:47,869 that has ever happened to me. 758 00:35:47,904 --> 00:35:50,472 What are they again? 759 00:35:50,507 --> 00:35:53,575 Commander Bortus is a member of a species called Moclan. 760 00:35:53,610 --> 00:35:54,943 I am an artificial 761 00:35:54,978 --> 00:35:56,945 life-form from a planet called Kaylon. 762 00:35:56,980 --> 00:35:58,580 Wow. 763 00:35:58,615 --> 00:36:00,215 Bortus, can you make a note? 764 00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:01,749 We should have, like, pretzels and water and stuff 765 00:36:01,785 --> 00:36:03,318 on the table when people come in here. 766 00:36:03,353 --> 00:36:06,721 - Noted, Captain. I will not fail you. - Great. 767 00:36:06,756 --> 00:36:09,591 Lysella, what can you tell us about your planet that might 768 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:11,426 help us figure out a way to save John? 769 00:36:11,461 --> 00:36:12,794 Your world is... 770 00:36:12,829 --> 00:36:15,130 hard to get a handle on. 771 00:36:15,165 --> 00:36:16,464 How so? 772 00:36:16,500 --> 00:36:19,234 Well, the voting and rating. 773 00:36:19,269 --> 00:36:21,769 Those badges... you all wear them? 774 00:36:21,805 --> 00:36:23,438 Yeah. You get one when you turn 18, 775 00:36:23,473 --> 00:36:25,773 and then, you wear it for the rest of your life. 776 00:36:25,809 --> 00:36:27,842 It's how we can tell who's good and who's bad. 777 00:36:27,878 --> 00:36:30,145 So this is an absolute democracy? 778 00:36:30,180 --> 00:36:32,514 Yeah. How does your world work? 779 00:36:32,549 --> 00:36:35,416 We select representatives who discuss issues 780 00:36:35,452 --> 00:36:36,851 and enact laws. 781 00:36:36,887 --> 00:36:38,786 But what about everybody else? 782 00:36:38,822 --> 00:36:40,588 Everybody deserves a voice. 783 00:36:40,624 --> 00:36:42,457 That's what we're taught. 784 00:36:42,492 --> 00:36:44,359 A voice should be earned, 785 00:36:44,394 --> 00:36:45,960 not given away. 786 00:36:45,996 --> 00:36:48,630 How do you know... 787 00:36:48,665 --> 00:36:50,365 what foods are healthiest for your children, 788 00:36:50,400 --> 00:36:52,367 or what medicine to take if you're sick? 789 00:36:52,402 --> 00:36:54,769 - We vote. - I believe 790 00:36:54,804 --> 00:36:57,372 you are confusing opinion with knowledge. 791 00:36:57,407 --> 00:37:00,308 I think what he's asking is, with so many voices at once, 792 00:37:00,343 --> 00:37:02,210 how do you filter out the truth? 793 00:37:02,245 --> 00:37:05,046 Well, my dad always says, "The majority are the truth." 794 00:37:05,081 --> 00:37:07,215 I mean, you always know what the majority wants. 795 00:37:07,250 --> 00:37:08,883 That's what matters. 796 00:37:08,919 --> 00:37:11,452 Well, you always know what the mob wants, too. 797 00:37:11,488 --> 00:37:14,222 And right now, the mob wants to lobotomize my navigator. 798 00:37:14,257 --> 00:37:16,491 Now, there must be some way to... 799 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:19,060 influence the mass perception before it's too late. 800 00:37:19,095 --> 00:37:22,363 Well... everybody reads the Master Feed. 801 00:37:22,399 --> 00:37:24,032 What's the Master Feed? 802 00:37:24,067 --> 00:37:25,800 It's a continuously streaming opinion feed. 803 00:37:25,835 --> 00:37:27,569 We saw them everywhere. 804 00:37:27,604 --> 00:37:31,639 Could this... Feed turn the public tide in John's favor? 805 00:37:31,675 --> 00:37:35,376 Well, yeah, but everybody uses the Feed. 806 00:37:35,412 --> 00:37:38,046 I mean, how are you gonna get millions of people 807 00:37:38,081 --> 00:37:39,380 to change their minds? 808 00:37:39,416 --> 00:37:42,450 I believe I have a suggestion. 809 00:38:08,378 --> 00:38:10,545 Oh, hell, no. Hell, no. 810 00:38:10,580 --> 00:38:12,447 - Y'all not putting me in that thing! Get off me! - Hey. 811 00:38:12,482 --> 00:38:14,482 - Hey, take it easy! - Hey! hey! 812 00:38:24,995 --> 00:38:26,794 Um, tell me they got this! 813 00:38:26,830 --> 00:38:29,731 - How much time? - Final Vote begins 814 00:38:29,766 --> 00:38:31,466 in... seven minutes. 815 00:38:33,136 --> 00:38:35,570 Grayson to Orville. We're running out of time. 816 00:38:35,605 --> 00:38:37,305 Stand by. Isaac, what's your status? 817 00:38:37,340 --> 00:38:38,906 I have gained access 818 00:38:38,942 --> 00:38:40,908 - to the Master Feed. - All right, Lysella, 819 00:38:40,944 --> 00:38:43,378 what kind of stuff would endear him to your people? 820 00:38:43,413 --> 00:38:46,581 Um,... you could say he supports his grandmother financially. 821 00:38:46,616 --> 00:38:48,716 - Do it. - But make sure you word it right. 822 00:38:48,752 --> 00:38:51,319 Like say, "Oh, my God, I just found out 823 00:38:51,354 --> 00:38:53,421 John Lamarr supports his 90-year-old grandmother." 824 00:38:53,456 --> 00:38:56,257 Flooding the Feed with 20 million entries. 825 00:38:56,293 --> 00:38:57,659 How can you do that? 826 00:38:57,694 --> 00:39:00,662 - Babe. Spaceship. - All right, what else? 827 00:39:00,697 --> 00:39:02,463 If he was an overweight kid, that would help. 828 00:39:02,499 --> 00:39:06,067 Access childhood image of John. 829 00:39:06,102 --> 00:39:09,304 Ugh. Crap, that's no good. Isaac, can you make him fatter? 830 00:39:09,339 --> 00:39:11,506 That's better. 831 00:39:11,541 --> 00:39:12,907 People will like him now. 832 00:39:12,942 --> 00:39:15,343 Flooding the Feed with the image. 833 00:39:15,378 --> 00:39:17,745 The entries are spreading and multiplying. 834 00:39:17,781 --> 00:39:19,347 People are sharing them. 835 00:39:19,382 --> 00:39:20,782 What if people try to corroborate 836 00:39:20,817 --> 00:39:22,183 all this information? 837 00:39:22,218 --> 00:39:24,319 Don't worry. They won't. 838 00:39:24,354 --> 00:39:28,289 Final Vote has begun. 839 00:39:41,838 --> 00:39:44,038 Ed, we're out of time. 840 00:39:44,074 --> 00:39:46,541 - What else? We need something else! - Um... 841 00:39:48,645 --> 00:39:50,478 No, no, no, no, no, no. No! 842 00:39:50,513 --> 00:39:51,946 No. Come on! No! 843 00:39:51,981 --> 00:39:54,682 Tell them he has slain many enemies in battle. 844 00:39:54,718 --> 00:39:56,451 Or you could just say he's a veteran. 845 00:39:56,486 --> 00:39:58,186 What if he has a dog named Chuckles? 846 00:39:58,221 --> 00:39:59,620 Yes, that's great. People love those videos 847 00:39:59,656 --> 00:40:01,456 of soldiers reuniting with their pets. 848 00:40:01,491 --> 00:40:04,659 Access military attire for the planet and simulate the video. 849 00:40:07,430 --> 00:40:10,131 Oh, Chuckles. Oh, Chuckles, come here! 850 00:40:10,166 --> 00:40:11,966 Yeah. Yeah! 851 00:40:12,001 --> 00:40:13,701 Oh, my God, Chuckles, 852 00:40:13,737 --> 00:40:15,737 I missed you so much! I'm so happy 853 00:40:15,772 --> 00:40:17,972 to be reunited with you. 854 00:40:18,007 --> 00:40:20,408 Oh, Chuckles, I missed you when I was at war. 855 00:40:20,443 --> 00:40:22,577 That's tuggin' at these heartstrings. 856 00:40:22,612 --> 00:40:24,345 Flood the Feed with that. 857 00:41:06,256 --> 00:41:09,524 I don't believe it. 858 00:41:09,559 --> 00:41:11,292 John, you won! 859 00:41:11,327 --> 00:41:13,027 You're damn right I won! 860 00:41:13,062 --> 00:41:16,030 Now get this crap off of me, you crazy sons of bitches! 861 00:41:16,065 --> 00:41:17,565 According to the Feed, 862 00:41:17,600 --> 00:41:20,401 Lieutenant Lamarr has escaped punishment. 863 00:41:22,472 --> 00:41:24,605 Come on, John. Let's get you out of here. 864 00:41:29,846 --> 00:41:31,913 - Congratulations! - Real quick, 865 00:41:31,948 --> 00:41:34,582 I just want to say, all y'all can suck ass, 866 00:41:34,617 --> 00:41:36,717 and I'm a spaceman. 867 00:41:36,753 --> 00:41:38,619 I... 868 00:41:43,693 --> 00:41:46,461 Lysella, thank you. 869 00:41:46,496 --> 00:41:49,497 No. Thank you for... 870 00:41:49,532 --> 00:41:52,233 letting me see all of this. 871 00:41:52,268 --> 00:41:55,002 I just wish I could tell somebody. 872 00:41:55,038 --> 00:41:57,071 Well, maybe all you need to tell them is that 873 00:41:57,106 --> 00:41:59,507 their world can do better. 874 00:42:30,807 --> 00:42:33,307 I think I speak for all of our viewers when I say 875 00:42:33,343 --> 00:42:36,110 that what you have done is shocking to say the least. 876 00:42:36,145 --> 00:42:39,046 But, of course, that's for the people to decide. 877 00:42:39,082 --> 00:42:41,015 That's all the time we have for today. 878 00:42:41,050 --> 00:42:44,385 Don't forget to cast your votes, and we'll see you tomorrow. 879 00:43:00,000 --> 00:43:04,539 - Synced and corrected by chamallow - - www.MY-SUBS.com -