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FRANKIE: There's a lot of firsts
in people's lives...
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first tooth, first birthday, first steps,
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first day of school,
and first day of a real job.
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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Whaaaaat are you doing?
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I knew you wouldn't let me take
your picture in the morning,
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so I thought I'd do it now.
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Oh, and since you're up,
will you hold this sign?
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- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
- Ow! Stop!
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You're gonna wake Brick up.
His dream world is all he's got.
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No, Brick fell asleep on the couch again.
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Your dad had on basketball.
Knocked him right out.
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So, I know you're, like, a sales
rep for a plumbing company,
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but do you drive around
and sell plumbing stuff,
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or do you have to call people?
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It helps me to brag about your
new job if I know what it is.
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I don't know.
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I know I'm training
with some guy named Dwayne
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for a couple weeks.
He's gonna show me the ropes.
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Aww! Look at you all grown up!
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[CHUCKLES]
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Hey, you want me to rub your
back like when you were little?
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No!
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Actually, okay.
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Oh, ho, ho, ho.
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So, we never had a chance
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to talk about the New Year's Eve party.
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I know you were at your Grandpa's,
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but let's just say things happened.
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Look, lot of weird stuff
went down on New Year's.
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I don't get it. I'll never get it.
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I don't want to get it.
Staying out of it.
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Okay, okay.
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Hey, you want me to make you
a lunch for tomorrow?
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Mom, like I told you
the first day of first grade,
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get out of my room.
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[CHUCKLES] Oh.
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♪
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PB&J! Crust on, no note.
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Well, it's my first day. Maybe a note.
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[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]
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Twist right. [GRUNTS]
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So, Sean never called
or texted or anything
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since New Year's Eve?
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No. And why would he?
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I mean, the last thing he saw
was me kissing Aidan.
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[SIGHS] I don't know.
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Maybe Hecks and Donahues just
aren't meant to be together.
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Hey, at least you got kissed
on New Year's.
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That's one more kiss than I got,
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if you don't count the old lady
who thought I was Clay Aiken.
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Oh. "BTdubs," Aidan's
nothing to sneeze at.
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- He's really cute. Twist left.
- Yeah.
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No, no, no, he's totally cute,
and we have fun together.
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But, you know, Sean's kiss
was like, "Ahh!"
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And Aidan's kiss is like, "Eh."
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Listen to me, you are 10 years
too young to settle for "eh."
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Until things start sagging,
you hold out for "ah."
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[SIGHS] You're right,
you're right. I know.
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If I'm not feeling it with
Aidan, I should end things now.
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[SIGHS] It's not fair
to string him along.
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- Mm.
- [GROANS]
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It's just you know how terrible
I am at breaking up with people.
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I mean, look at me with Jeremy.
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- Mm.
- And this is what's sad...
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the guys that want me, I don't want,
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and the guy I want disappears
after kissing me.
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Well, no one's gonna kiss you
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with that little pity-party
you're throwing yourself.
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So lace up your big-girl
breakup boots and get 'er done.
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Right.
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AXL: We just walked out with the account,
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and all because I noticed
the owner was a Cub fan.
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Dwayne was blown away.
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Man, that's great.
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On the first day. I can't believe it!
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What? Can't believe what?
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And then he says he doesn't think
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I'm gonna even need the whole
two weeks of training.
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Says I could be flying solo by Thursday.
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That's my boy.
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So, tell me all about it.
Start at the beginning.
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Uch. I am fried.
I just told Dad the whole story.
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- He'll tell you.
- No, he won't.
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Probably not.
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Just tell me what Dwayne said.
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Look it's all good, all right?
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I'm gonna crash.
Thanks for the advice, Dad.
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More where that came from.
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Yeah, I'm here if you need me.
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I-I'm in sales, too.
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Today I sold some guy teeth
whitening that he didn't need.
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Oh, once, I accidentally sold a c...
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[DOOR SLAMS]
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♪
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Tell him later.
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[UPBEAT POP-ROCK MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪
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Thank you!
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[TEPID APPLAUSE]
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Thank you. Your smattering of
applause if why we do it.
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[CHUCKLES] Hey, come on, guys.
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- Oh!
- [GASPS]
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- [FEEDBACK]
- Oh. [SIGHS]
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Uch. Brad, my stomach is all fluttery...
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and not the good kind
like when you realize
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you're the only one on the ballot
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- for Youth Group Treasurer.
- Mm.
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Maybe this isn't the right time
to break up with him.
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Or maybe it's the perfect time.
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Maybe he just hit his head so hard
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he won't remember he likes you.
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- Ohh.
- AIDAN: Hey, guys.
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Sue, you remember Luke?
Brad, this is our drummer.
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Well, the sticks probably gave it away.
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[CHUCKLES] Luke, this is Brad.
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How's it going?
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Good. Really good.
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Well, we played three whole hours,
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so let's go cash in our drink coupon.
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- Be right back.
- Okay.
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Bye. [CHUCKLES]
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- [INHALES SHARPLY]
- You can't break up with him.
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Mm?
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What? Brad, you were the one who told me
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to break it off with Aidan.
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Now you're telling me I can't?
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Um, hello? Did you not see his friend?
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'Cause I did. He is adorable.
Come on, Sue.
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You just have to go out
with Aidan a little longer
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so I can get to know
this Luke guy a little better.
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No, Brad, I couldn't do that to Aidan.
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[SCOFFS] Just wouldn't be right.
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Please? You owe me.
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Oh, I can't believe
there's a hot gay drummer
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in Aidan's band.
And you kept it to yourself.
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Oh, well, I don't know.
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I didn't want to be that kind of
person who was like,
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"You're gay, he's gay,
therefore I should set you up."
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Why not? Sue, Gumford is not exactly
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the Fire Island of Indiana.
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It's slim pickings out there.
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Sorry. I didn't know the protocol.
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Ah, so you're really ready
to start dating?
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Of course I am.
It's just tough in college.
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All the good gay guys are taken by girls.
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- Ah, yeah.
- In New York, it was easier.
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But you get outside of New York,
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and there's still places that
wouldn't bake me a wedding cake.
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That is just not right, Brad.
Everybody deserves cake.
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- Thank you.
- Okay.
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I'm not gonna break it off
with Aidan just yet,
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but I feel like he's just gonna
look at my face
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and know that something is up.
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Sue, you were the Girl
in the Well at Dollywood,
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and you audited two
student-taught improv classes.
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Don't let that top-notch
training go to waste.
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Yeah. Okay.
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- Mm!
- Oh, my God!
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[MIKE AND AXL LAUGHING]
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Oh, there you guys are.
I was starting to get worried.
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Yeah, well, Axl texted and said
that he had a sales call
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on Route 42, and I was right there.
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Yeah, and then Dad
texted me back and said,
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"Meet me at Goobers.
It's fried fish night."
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Who's saying no to that?
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Well, I guess you have to
get a chance to say no.
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Anyway, I'm glad you guys are
getting each other's texts.
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I guess you missed mine where
I said, "Mike, where are you?
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Are we getting dinner?
Do you know where Axl is?"
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And, Axl, I texted you.
"Axl, where are you?
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Are we getting dinner?
Do you know where your dad is?"
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Uh, though you probably
didn't hear your phones.
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Goobers is loud.
But I'm glad you guys had fun.
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Yeah, we did... once we got
out of the parking lot.
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Oh, what happened in the parking lot?
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- Um...
- Nothing.
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It'd take too long to explain.
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- I got time.
- Uh, no, he's right.
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- You had to be there.
- Yeah, but I wasn't there.
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That's why I need you to tell me.
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Eh, it's an inside joke.
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[SIGHS]
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They're all inside jokes to me.
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Well, Luke, um, I don't
know if you know this,
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but Brad is actually also a performer.
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He is an amazing singer/dancer.
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Isn't that right, Brad?
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Anyway, um, if I can speak for Brad...
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which apparently I have to... [LAUGHS]
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Brad has an amazing voice.
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He is the star of
our no-cut a cappella group.
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I mean, it's no cut,
but even if it were cut,
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he would make the cut. [LAUGHS]
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It's like they think
red pepper is so dangerous
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they have to make it impossible to open.
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- [GASPS] Aah!
- Oh, my God.
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Oh, I'm so sorry, Sue.
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No, don't touch it!
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Uh, if I just [CLEARS THROAT]
keep my eye closed,
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I'll be fine.
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[CHUCKLES] No, anyway...
Nope, not working.
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- Got to get water involved.
- Go, go, go, go.
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- [BREATHING SHARPLY]
- Ohh.
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Sue, I'm so sorry.
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[WATER RUNNING]
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Oh, shoot. Aidan. We got to go.
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We're gonna be late
for our gig at Sig Ep.
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I don't know. I should
probably stay here with Sue.
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No. No, no, no.
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Uh, go. Go, go. You need that $5.
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♪
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[DOOR OPENS]
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[CHUCKLES]
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[DOOR CLOSES]
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Brad, what is the matter with you?!
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What?
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You were so boring! Where is Brad?
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You were like the shell of Brad
with no Brad inside.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
When I get nervous, I shut down.
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The same thing happens to me
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when I get around my improv coach.
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He was David James Elliott's
stunt double on "JAG."
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Yeah, that "JAG."
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Okay, well, I have practically
lost 70% of the vision
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in one of my eyes, so if you're
not gonna start bringing it
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and get this thing going with Luke,
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I am going to tell Aidan the truth.
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I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Just give me a little more time.
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[SIGHS] Have I told you
you're the most amazing person
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and I would be lost without you?
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- Yeah, save it for Luke.
- Okay.
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♪
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[TELEVISION PLAYS]
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And with that,
they are now up by 7 points.
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Hey. Whatcha doing?
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'Cause I was thinking
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we could finally start
"The Walking Dead."
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Oh, yeah. Sorry.
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I'm already about seven
episodes in with Axl.
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What?
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I have been waiting for you.
244
00:08:32,626 --> 00:08:34,760
We've been talking about
watching this for months.
245
00:08:34,939 --> 00:08:36,872
I know, but you and I
could never figure out
246
00:08:36,941 --> 00:08:38,808
- how to make the thing come on.
- [SIGHS]
247
00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:40,576
And then Axl came and fiddled with it,
248
00:08:40,678 --> 00:08:42,678
and, next thing we know,
we were watching it.
249
00:08:42,747 --> 00:08:44,180
I can't believe you didn't come get me.
250
00:08:44,205 --> 00:08:45,838
Well, sorry.
We didn't know where you were.
251
00:08:45,863 --> 00:08:47,696
- We couldn't find you.
- [SCOFFS] Really?
252
00:08:47,952 --> 00:08:49,718
'Cause the house is like five feet wide.
253
00:08:49,743 --> 00:08:51,142
Okay, we didn't try.
254
00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,389
But, hey, now you don't
have to worry about me.
255
00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:55,257
Just watch it whenever you feel like it.
256
00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,725
[SIGHS]
257
00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,983
So, Mike and Axl had
found each other again,
258
00:08:59,008 --> 00:09:01,042
and I was genuinely happy for them...
259
00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:02,567
until I wasn't.
260
00:09:02,592 --> 00:09:05,693
[DOOR CLOSES] I was like, "That's a
really hairy armadillo, my friend."
261
00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:07,770
[CHUCKLES]
He didn't even know what to say.
262
00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,406
Ooh, Taco Jason's. What'd you get me?
263
00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,308
Uh...
264
00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:13,742
Seriously?
265
00:09:14,412 --> 00:09:16,612
W... You weren't with us.
We didn't think.
266
00:09:16,637 --> 00:09:18,703
It was really just a last-minute thing.
267
00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,716
It's 6:30, and you didn't
bother to check in.
268
00:09:20,818 --> 00:09:22,117
You just went to Taco Jason's
269
00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:23,752
and got something for yourselves.
270
00:09:23,754 --> 00:09:25,621
[MUFFLED] We didn't
know you'd want anything.
271
00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,057
[SIGHS] Okay. Fine.
272
00:09:28,159 --> 00:09:30,993
Let's just clear up any confusion.
273
00:09:31,062 --> 00:09:33,295
In the future, if you are
ever out somewhere
274
00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,065
getting food at dinnertime,
I would like to be included.
275
00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:38,801
And while we're at it,
if I am ever drowning
276
00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,003
in the ocean, please pull me out.
277
00:09:41,072 --> 00:09:43,439
And if you ever step over what
appears to be my dead body,
278
00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:44,607
please take my pulse.
279
00:09:44,675 --> 00:09:46,041
Want some of my burrito?
280
00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:48,244
No, I don't want the burrito!
It's too spicy.
281
00:09:48,312 --> 00:09:49,712
I like the Quesadilla Gringo,
282
00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:52,348
which I would have ordered if
anybody had bothered to call me.
283
00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:57,920
♪
284
00:09:58,022 --> 00:09:59,188
So, I was the understudy for Snoopy.
285
00:09:59,213 --> 00:10:00,256
I didn't get the lead.
286
00:10:00,281 --> 00:10:01,457
But then, the guy who got it got busted
287
00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:03,025
for stealing a can of SlimFast
at the drugstore.
288
00:10:03,094 --> 00:10:04,703
So he's being arraigned,
and guess who got the part.
289
00:10:04,728 --> 00:10:07,096
If you're gonna guess me, you'd be right.
290
00:10:07,131 --> 00:10:09,298
Oh. Oh, hey, Brad, why don't
I take the cup of coffee
291
00:10:09,323 --> 00:10:13,725
and you take my nice relaxing
cup of chamomile tea.
292
00:10:13,871 --> 00:10:15,905
Ooh, I love chamomile tea!
Actually, I love all teas.
293
00:10:15,973 --> 00:10:17,940
Chamomile. Chamomile.
That's a weird word, isn't it?
294
00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:19,408
My grandma always drinks chamomile.
295
00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:21,544
[CHUCKLES] Do you have
a grandma? I love my grandma.
296
00:10:21,646 --> 00:10:23,145
- I also think she really...
- Look out.
297
00:10:23,214 --> 00:10:25,147
- [GASPS]
- Dude, watch it!
298
00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,715
Can you believe that?
299
00:10:26,817 --> 00:10:28,551
[GASPS] Oh, oh.
300
00:10:28,653 --> 00:10:29,652
Ohh.
301
00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,420
[GASPING]
302
00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,718
[MUFFLED] Ugh. So, he took
me to the emergency room
303
00:10:36,743 --> 00:10:38,376
because my nose wouldn't stop bleeding.
304
00:10:38,444 --> 00:10:41,245
And then, when we were leaving,
he shut the door on my hand.
305
00:10:41,347 --> 00:10:44,615
- Oh, my God.
- Yeah, it's getting bad, Brad.
306
00:10:44,651 --> 00:10:46,984
What's the deal with Luke?
Are you making any progress?
307
00:10:47,086 --> 00:10:49,453
'Cause I got to break up
with Aidan before he kills me.
308
00:10:49,489 --> 00:10:51,722
I'm trying. I just get
so nervous around him.
309
00:10:51,791 --> 00:10:54,892
I got to find my sweet spot...
somewhere between total shutdown
310
00:10:54,961 --> 00:10:57,562
and blathering on about proper
tap-shoe maintenance.
311
00:10:57,630 --> 00:11:00,198
- Why didn't you stop me?
- I tried!
312
00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:02,433
Okay, look, Brad, if you would
just be yourself,
313
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,557
I know he would love you.
314
00:11:03,736 --> 00:11:05,369
Oh, I know, I know!
315
00:11:05,471 --> 00:11:07,104
I just can't tell
if he's being nice to me
316
00:11:07,173 --> 00:11:09,040
'cause I'm your friend
or 'cause he's interested.
317
00:11:09,108 --> 00:11:10,775
I just need a few more days
to suss him out.
318
00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,754
I may not have a few more days!
319
00:11:12,779 --> 00:11:15,346
We are going to a fondue
restaurant tomorrow.
320
00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:17,953
That is fire and pokey forks.
321
00:11:19,226 --> 00:11:20,484
Ugh!
322
00:11:22,021 --> 00:11:23,888
You hungry? Let's go grab some dinner.
323
00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,957
What? Hold on. Me and you?
324
00:11:26,059 --> 00:11:27,158
Just the two of us?
325
00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:28,459
Yeah. Where you want to go?
326
00:11:28,528 --> 00:11:32,029
Oh. Um, I would love a burger.
327
00:11:32,098 --> 00:11:34,265
And there's a new place
Hole Lotta Burger,
328
00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:35,556
but they spell it H-O-L-E
329
00:11:35,735 --> 00:11:37,134
because there's a hole in the middle
330
00:11:37,237 --> 00:11:38,402
and they fill it with cheese.
331
00:11:38,471 --> 00:11:39,904
Get it? The "hole" has two meanings.
332
00:11:39,973 --> 00:11:41,472
I get it. Let's go. Let's do it.
333
00:11:41,574 --> 00:11:42,873
Grab your purse. You're paying.
334
00:11:42,976 --> 00:11:44,508
Okay, just got to get out of these scrubs
335
00:11:44,577 --> 00:11:46,544
and put on a fresh layer
of deodorant, and I'm ready.
336
00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:48,879
Meet you in the car.
337
00:11:55,321 --> 00:11:57,288
Hey. Look who just got home.
338
00:11:57,357 --> 00:11:58,889
Let's go! I'm starving!
339
00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:00,424
But, Axl, you're in my seat.
340
00:12:00,493 --> 00:12:01,759
Mom, don't make a big deal.
341
00:12:01,828 --> 00:12:04,228
The seat belt works better
up here, and I'm young.
342
00:12:04,253 --> 00:12:05,248
Let's just go.
343
00:12:05,273 --> 00:12:07,498
[SIGHS] Fine. Fine.
344
00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,567
[CLEARS THROAT] I'm starving, too.
345
00:12:09,669 --> 00:12:12,336
Just get a burger in my mouth,
and I will be happy.
346
00:12:12,405 --> 00:12:13,838
No! I had a burger for lunch.
347
00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,082
I want Chinese.
348
00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:16,684
He had a burger for lunch.
349
00:12:16,709 --> 00:12:18,175
Wait a minute.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
350
00:12:18,278 --> 00:12:19,410
I thought we agreed on burgers?
351
00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:22,146
You lost the popular vote, Mom,
two to one. Get over it.
352
00:12:22,215 --> 00:12:23,881
I'm sorry. Was I talking to you?
353
00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,484
No, I was talking to my husband.
Are you my husband?
354
00:12:26,552 --> 00:12:27,918
[WHISPERING LOUDLY] Mike,
355
00:12:27,943 --> 00:12:30,176
I thought it was gonna be
me and you and burgers.
356
00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:31,833
He's the one horning in here.
357
00:12:31,858 --> 00:12:33,491
Yeah, Frankie, he lost an account today.
358
00:12:33,516 --> 00:12:35,250
- He feels bad.
- Well, how would I know that?
359
00:12:35,361 --> 00:12:36,827
I... Nobody ever tells me anything.
360
00:12:36,863 --> 00:12:38,095
You guys come home from work
361
00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,153
and get in your little
clubhouse, and I'm invisible.
362
00:12:40,535 --> 00:12:41,999
Dad says he wants Chinese.
363
00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:44,532
Yeah, oh, did he? Did you say that, Mike?
364
00:12:44,557 --> 00:12:45,623
'Cause five minutes ago,
365
00:12:45,648 --> 00:12:47,038
you couldn't wait
to try the new burger place.
366
00:12:47,106 --> 00:12:49,106
But all of a sudden,
your little backup singer
367
00:12:49,175 --> 00:12:50,808
says you'd rather have Chinese so...
368
00:12:50,877 --> 00:12:52,243
Oh, my God! There she goes again!
369
00:12:52,345 --> 00:12:54,345
The great ruiner, ruining
everything fun in her path.
370
00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:55,846
Mom, Dad and I have had tough days.
371
00:12:55,915 --> 00:12:57,415
We want egg rolls. Just let it happen!
372
00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:58,883
[SIGHS] Hey, Axl. Come on.
373
00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:01,385
What if we got you an order
of those dumplings you like?
374
00:13:01,454 --> 00:13:03,642
I don't want dumplings! I want a burger!
375
00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,667
That's why I am going
to Hole Lotta Burger...
376
00:13:05,692 --> 00:13:07,224
not because the name is clever
and makes me laugh,
377
00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:08,659
but because that was the plan.
378
00:13:08,728 --> 00:13:09,927
You stick with the plan!
379
00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:11,584
- Frankie...
- No, I've had it.
380
00:13:11,609 --> 00:13:13,230
I don't need you guys.
I don't need any of this.
381
00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,399
Have fun on your date.
382
00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:17,601
♪
383
00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,270
[SIGHS]
384
00:13:19,372 --> 00:13:21,972
Hey! Look who's here! It's Brick.
385
00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:24,075
See? I've got Brick,
and we're very close.
386
00:13:24,177 --> 00:13:25,810
- Hey, buddy!
- [CHUCKLES]
387
00:13:25,845 --> 00:13:28,312
So while you and Axl are
"bro-ing" around out there,
388
00:13:28,381 --> 00:13:29,880
Brick and I will be out, too,
389
00:13:29,949 --> 00:13:32,016
having fun and making
our own inside jokes.
390
00:13:32,118 --> 00:13:33,284
He's my backup singer,
391
00:13:33,319 --> 00:13:35,653
and we're gonna go out to dinner
and have ice cream...
392
00:13:35,755 --> 00:13:37,388
Uh, I have a lot of homework.
393
00:13:37,457 --> 00:13:40,024
[SIGHS] So you guys go
and do whatever you want.
394
00:13:40,093 --> 00:13:42,193
And while you're slurping
your Don's Oriental noodles
395
00:13:42,261 --> 00:13:44,328
like "Lady and the Tramp,"
just know that Brick and I
396
00:13:44,430 --> 00:13:45,763
will be at the new burger place,
397
00:13:45,832 --> 00:13:47,698
enjoying a "Down the Rabbit Hole."
398
00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,533
I don't even know what that is,
399
00:13:49,602 --> 00:13:51,369
but I'm very excited to find out!
400
00:13:51,471 --> 00:13:53,037
I'd rather have Chinese.
401
00:13:53,139 --> 00:13:55,072
Brick.
402
00:13:55,174 --> 00:13:57,675
- All right!
- [APPLAUSE]
403
00:13:57,744 --> 00:13:59,210
Okay, Brad.
404
00:13:59,312 --> 00:14:01,946
I am only just now starting
to get vision back in my eye,
405
00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:04,982
and I would like to keep it, so
you better ask Luke out tonight.
406
00:14:05,084 --> 00:14:06,550
I know. I got this.
407
00:14:06,619 --> 00:14:08,486
The problem before
was I hadn't rehearsed,
408
00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:10,821
didn't give myself business,
some kind of space work.
409
00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:12,857
So I'm gonna casually
suggest a game of pool.
410
00:14:12,882 --> 00:14:14,508
Then I'll joke that,
if I make the next shot,
411
00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,738
- Luke has to go out with me.
- Oho!
412
00:14:16,763 --> 00:14:18,963
That's good. And you're sure
you can make the shot?
413
00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:20,297
Oh, yeah. I'm a pool shark.
414
00:14:20,322 --> 00:14:21,953
That's the one thing my dad
and I do together...
415
00:14:21,978 --> 00:14:23,362
that and awkward silences.
416
00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,074
Hey, babe.
417
00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:26,114
[CHUCKLES]
418
00:14:26,139 --> 00:14:29,206
Or Sue. [CHUCKLES] I also go by just Sue.
419
00:14:29,242 --> 00:14:32,576
I mean, I answer to both, but,
uh, I answer to "Sue" more.
420
00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:33,967
Right.
421
00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:35,823
Oh, look! A pool table.
422
00:14:35,848 --> 00:14:38,182
How about, uh, me and Sue against...
423
00:14:38,217 --> 00:14:40,484
oh, right, you and Aidan?
424
00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:41,986
Cool. I'll break.
425
00:14:48,594 --> 00:14:49,727
[GASPS] Oh!
426
00:14:49,829 --> 00:14:50,895
- Oh.
- Oh, my God.
427
00:14:50,997 --> 00:14:52,997
S-Sue, I-I really didn't...
428
00:14:53,065 --> 00:14:54,932
- Ohh!
- Oh, my God.
429
00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:56,967
I'm so sorry. H-Help!
430
00:14:57,069 --> 00:14:58,202
Can I get some help here?
431
00:14:58,304 --> 00:15:00,871
Aah! [PANTING]
432
00:15:00,973 --> 00:15:03,007
Oh.
433
00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:08,546
Mom, I'm tired.
434
00:15:08,582 --> 00:15:09,930
We've been driving around for an hour.
435
00:15:09,955 --> 00:15:10,966
Can we just go home?
436
00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:12,123
No.
437
00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:13,666
Then are we going to get ice cream?
438
00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:15,234
You said something about ice cream.
439
00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:17,036
No, I just said that to make
your dad and Axl
440
00:15:17,061 --> 00:15:18,528
feel like they're missing something.
441
00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:20,139
I don't think that's going to happen.
442
00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:21,497
I'm pretty low on the totem pole.
443
00:15:21,676 --> 00:15:23,275
- [SIGHS]
- So then what are we doing?
444
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,633
I don't know, Brick.
445
00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,560
All I know is we have to have
fun, lots and lots of fun,
446
00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:28,747
and then rub their noses in it.
447
00:15:28,816 --> 00:15:30,282
Come on, there's got to be something
448
00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:32,207
that you can share with me
that we can bond over,
449
00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,963
you know, like an anecdote or a secret
450
00:15:33,988 --> 00:15:35,487
that you wouldn't tell anybody else...
451
00:15:35,556 --> 00:15:37,623
preferably something
we can be laughing about
452
00:15:37,692 --> 00:15:39,391
when we walk back through that door.
453
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,894
I got a B-plus on my geometry test.
454
00:15:41,963 --> 00:15:44,029
[SIGHS] Yawn. Come on, "wow" me, Brick.
455
00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:47,066
- I was reading a book about...
- Don't even.
456
00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:49,001
Am I being kidnapped and used as a pawn?
457
00:15:49,026 --> 00:15:51,459
'Cause I'm really confused
about what's happening here.
458
00:15:51,606 --> 00:15:53,973
[SIGHS]
459
00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:56,442
I'm sorry, Brick.
460
00:15:56,544 --> 00:15:57,409
[SIGHS]
461
00:15:57,977 --> 00:15:59,812
It's just that your dad and Axl
462
00:15:59,837 --> 00:16:02,438
are like two little peas in a pod,
463
00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,283
and, well, I don't know.
464
00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:06,007
Lately, I've just been feeling
465
00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,799
like there's no room for me
in that pod, like I'm out.
466
00:16:08,956 --> 00:16:11,190
You know, I'm...
I'm invisible to the family.
467
00:16:11,258 --> 00:16:12,691
Oh. I know.
468
00:16:12,716 --> 00:16:14,282
No, no, no. This is different.
469
00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:15,594
Is it?
470
00:16:15,619 --> 00:16:18,153
They didn't bring me food
from Taco Jason's either.
471
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,280
But I sucked it up, had a bowl
of mayonnaise, and went to bed.
472
00:16:23,971 --> 00:16:26,205
Mom, can I give you some advice?
473
00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:29,365
As a person who's been
shoved aside and ignored
474
00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:30,556
most of his life,
475
00:16:30,581 --> 00:16:33,215
I realized it's important
not to dwell on the negative.
476
00:16:33,414 --> 00:16:35,447
If I let stuff get me down,
477
00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,282
like having only one friend
478
00:16:37,318 --> 00:16:39,952
or everybody missing all my birthdays
479
00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:42,621
or having no one show up to
my parent-teacher conferences
480
00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:44,023
or everybody rolling their eye...
481
00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:45,247
Okay, I got it, Brick.
482
00:16:45,761 --> 00:16:47,660
I don't take it personally.
483
00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:50,929
The truth is, if you go through life
484
00:16:50,998 --> 00:16:53,465
expecting other people
to make things good for you,
485
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,034
you're gonna be disappointed.
486
00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:58,000
And the only person you can
depend on is yourself.
487
00:16:58,439 --> 00:17:01,840
And I guess I'm lucky
'cause I like myself.
488
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:04,209
So whenever I'm with myself, I'm happy.
489
00:17:04,278 --> 00:17:05,878
I've never once let myself down.
490
00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,513
[SIGHS]
491
00:17:07,538 --> 00:17:09,137
I have.
492
00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,985
All right. Well, that's
something to work on.
493
00:17:13,054 --> 00:17:15,387
Now, let's say we go get you that burger.
494
00:17:15,489 --> 00:17:19,258
♪
495
00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:20,759
[KNOCK ON DOOR]
496
00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,395
Oh, my God. Sue, how are you?
497
00:17:23,464 --> 00:17:27,099
Or more importantly, how am I?
Thanks for asking. I'm great.
498
00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:29,001
- Oh, really?
- Oh, better than great.
499
00:17:29,026 --> 00:17:30,692
After we carried you to the car,
500
00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,416
the crisis had sort of bonded us.
501
00:17:32,441 --> 00:17:35,342
So I asked Luke if he wanted to
grab a drink, and he said yes.
502
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,134
- Ooh!
- Ha! So we went down the street
503
00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:39,059
to Eskimo Joe's, and we talked for hours.
504
00:17:39,447 --> 00:17:41,013
[GASPS] Oh, my God! Brad!
505
00:17:41,082 --> 00:17:43,515
Oh, that is so great.
Oh, I'm so happy for you.
506
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,217
Luke seems like a really nice guy.
507
00:17:45,286 --> 00:17:48,220
Oh, he is. And I was able to be
myself and everything.
508
00:17:48,289 --> 00:17:51,223
So, anyway, you are finally
free to cut Aidan loose.
509
00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:55,561
Actually, I'm not so sure about that.
510
00:17:55,629 --> 00:17:57,296
Wait. What?
511
00:17:57,331 --> 00:17:59,765
Yeah, I don't know. He kissed me tonight,
512
00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:02,257
and I have to say,
it wasn't so much "eh."
513
00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,516
It was more like "ahh."
514
00:18:04,772 --> 00:18:06,670
And that's not the head injury talking?
515
00:18:06,739 --> 00:18:11,310
No, no, the thing is, I realized
Aidan is just like me.
516
00:18:11,412 --> 00:18:14,746
He tries really hard like me.
He's klutzy like me.
517
00:18:14,781 --> 00:18:15,954
- Mm.
- Maybe this is
518
00:18:15,979 --> 00:18:17,340
like one of those romantic-comedy movies
519
00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:19,966
when I am pining away
after the unobtainable guy
520
00:18:20,087 --> 00:18:23,222
when the perfect guy is right
under my nose the whole time.
521
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:25,691
[SIGHS] I-I feel like
I should give Aidan a chance.
522
00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,426
Wow.
523
00:18:27,495 --> 00:18:30,562
[CHUCKLES] I'm dating Luke,
you're dating Aidan.
524
00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,165
This is the beginning
of "Bruke" and "Saidan."
525
00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:35,033
Ooh. [GASPS] That's too much like Satan.
526
00:18:35,136 --> 00:18:36,401
I'll work on it.
527
00:18:36,504 --> 00:18:38,036
"Aidue."
528
00:18:38,105 --> 00:18:40,038
Oh. Ooh. That's good.
529
00:18:40,141 --> 00:18:41,740
Ahh!
530
00:18:41,842 --> 00:18:43,275
Mmm! Okay.
531
00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:44,543
That was pretty good,
532
00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,845
but I still want to try
the holey burger place.
533
00:18:46,914 --> 00:18:48,914
Yeah. Maybe, next time,
we don't drive around so long
534
00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:50,382
that when we get there it's closed.
535
00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:51,550
Mm.
536
00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,352
Oh, yeah, right over here.
537
00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:55,854
What's this?
538
00:18:55,956 --> 00:18:57,055
I got you a little something.
539
00:18:57,158 --> 00:18:58,924
You got me a piece of birthday cake?
540
00:18:58,949 --> 00:19:00,882
No, I got you seven...
541
00:19:01,582 --> 00:19:04,730
[CHUCKLES] one for every
birthday I've missed.
542
00:19:04,832 --> 00:19:08,333
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
543
00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:11,737
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
544
00:19:11,806 --> 00:19:15,741
♪ Happy birthday, dear Brick ♪
545
00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:19,011
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
546
00:19:19,113 --> 00:19:20,913
[APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER]
547
00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:22,915
[BLOWING]
548
00:19:24,585 --> 00:19:27,953
You know, Brick, I may have
blown some birthdays,
549
00:19:28,055 --> 00:19:30,689
but you're never ignored in my heart.
550
00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:32,658
I know.
551
00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:34,927
All right.
552
00:19:34,995 --> 00:19:36,361
Do I have to have the carrot cake?
553
00:19:36,463 --> 00:19:37,462
I'm not a fan.
554
00:19:37,565 --> 00:19:39,131
No. We'll just eat the frosting off it
555
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,766
and take it home to your dad and Axl.
556
00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:42,334
[BOTH CHUCKLE]
557
00:19:42,369 --> 00:19:43,368
- Ooh. I want...
- Let's see.
558
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:44,603
- Try that one?
- Yes.
559
00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,072
- I'll try this one.
- All right. It's colorful.
560
00:19:47,174 --> 00:19:50,909
Axl, come on! Let's go!
Game starts in 15 minutes.
561
00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:52,744
Sorry, Dad. Lexie just called,
562
00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:54,597
and she's back from Colorado. See ya!
563
00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:56,437
[TELEVISION PLAYING]
564
00:20:03,591 --> 00:20:04,890
Here.
565
00:20:08,629 --> 00:20:10,195
- Okay.
- [SIGHS]
566
00:20:10,297 --> 00:20:11,430
This is "Outlander."
567
00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:14,066
I'm pretty deep into it,
but I think you can catch up.
568
00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:16,568
That's Claire,
and she's a World War II nurse
569
00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:20,462
who magically falls through stones
into 1770-something England.
570
00:20:20,641 --> 00:20:22,541
How can she fall through stones?
571
00:20:22,643 --> 00:20:23,976
They're not porous.
572
00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:26,278
Some women do a fairy dance,
and it just happens.
573
00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,813
Just watch it. You'll like it.
574
00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:30,182
There's battle scenes,
and men fight with swords.
575
00:20:31,986 --> 00:20:33,619
You know, it's silly to get jealous
576
00:20:33,644 --> 00:20:34,743
of people in your family.
577
00:20:34,922 --> 00:20:36,922
So they love each other more one week.
578
00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:38,323
You know, the next week,
579
00:20:38,348 --> 00:20:40,048
they're just gonna do something
to piss each other off.
580
00:20:40,194 --> 00:20:42,628
But the point is, I played it cool,
581
00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,653
and now I have my husband back.
582
00:20:44,832 --> 00:20:46,398
♪
583
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,835
Do you have to sit so close?
There's a whole big couch here.
584
00:20:51,223 --> 00:20:57,600
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