00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 Translated By The Community Of WWW.MY-SUBS.COM 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:03,893 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.MY-SUBS.com 2 00:00:03,920 --> 00:00:06,321 FRANKIE: There's a lot of firsts in people's lives... 3 00:00:06,423 --> 00:00:09,257 first tooth, first birthday, first steps, 4 00:00:09,359 --> 00:00:12,627 first day of school, and first day of a real job. 5 00:00:12,729 --> 00:00:13,628 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 6 00:00:13,730 --> 00:00:16,164 Whaaaaat are you doing? 7 00:00:16,266 --> 00:00:18,490 I knew you wouldn't let me take your picture in the morning, 8 00:00:18,515 --> 00:00:20,344 so I thought I'd do it now. 9 00:00:20,345 --> 00:00:22,979 Oh, and since you're up, will you hold this sign? 10 00:00:24,349 --> 00:00:26,701 - [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] - Ow! Stop! 11 00:00:26,803 --> 00:00:28,985 You're gonna wake Brick up. His dream world is all he's got. 12 00:00:29,087 --> 00:00:30,987 No, Brick fell asleep on the couch again. 13 00:00:31,056 --> 00:00:33,289 Your dad had on basketball. Knocked him right out. 14 00:00:33,391 --> 00:00:37,360 So, I know you're, like, a sales rep for a plumbing company, 15 00:00:37,462 --> 00:00:40,697 but do you drive around and sell plumbing stuff, 16 00:00:40,799 --> 00:00:42,732 or do you have to call people? 17 00:00:42,801 --> 00:00:45,401 It helps me to brag about your new job if I know what it is. 18 00:00:45,503 --> 00:00:46,669 I don't know. 19 00:00:47,156 --> 00:00:48,848 I know I'm training with some guy named Dwayne 20 00:00:48,873 --> 00:00:50,383 for a couple weeks. He's gonna show me the ropes. 21 00:00:50,408 --> 00:00:52,889 Aww! Look at you all grown up! 22 00:00:53,262 --> 00:00:54,213 [CHUCKLES] 23 00:00:54,238 --> 00:00:56,472 Hey, you want me to rub your back like when you were little? 24 00:00:56,574 --> 00:00:57,673 No! 25 00:00:58,667 --> 00:00:59,942 Actually, okay. 26 00:01:00,044 --> 00:01:02,545 Oh, ho, ho, ho. 27 00:01:02,647 --> 00:01:04,652 So, we never had a chance 28 00:01:04,754 --> 00:01:06,749 to talk about the New Year's Eve party. 29 00:01:06,817 --> 00:01:08,117 I know you were at your Grandpa's, 30 00:01:08,185 --> 00:01:11,954 but let's just say things happened. 31 00:01:12,056 --> 00:01:14,598 Look, lot of weird stuff went down on New Year's. 32 00:01:14,625 --> 00:01:16,399 I don't get it. I'll never get it. 33 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:18,168 I don't want to get it. Staying out of it. 34 00:01:18,202 --> 00:01:19,267 Okay, okay. 35 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:22,471 Hey, you want me to make you a lunch for tomorrow? 36 00:01:22,573 --> 00:01:25,340 Mom, like I told you the first day of first grade, 37 00:01:25,442 --> 00:01:26,842 get out of my room. 38 00:01:26,944 --> 00:01:28,677 [CHUCKLES] Oh. 39 00:01:28,779 --> 00:01:30,979 ♪ 40 00:01:31,081 --> 00:01:33,648 PB&J! Crust on, no note. 41 00:01:33,751 --> 00:01:36,118 Well, it's my first day. Maybe a note. 42 00:01:36,220 --> 00:01:38,153 [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS] 43 00:01:39,223 --> 00:01:40,822 Twist right. [GRUNTS] 44 00:01:40,924 --> 00:01:43,024 So, Sean never called or texted or anything 45 00:01:43,127 --> 00:01:44,126 since New Year's Eve? 46 00:01:44,228 --> 00:01:45,360 No. And why would he? 47 00:01:45,462 --> 00:01:47,295 I mean, the last thing he saw was me kissing Aidan. 48 00:01:47,474 --> 00:01:48,674 [SIGHS] I don't know. 49 00:01:48,699 --> 00:01:50,699 Maybe Hecks and Donahues just aren't meant to be together. 50 00:01:50,768 --> 00:01:52,367 Hey, at least you got kissed on New Year's. 51 00:01:52,469 --> 00:01:53,869 That's one more kiss than I got, 52 00:01:53,971 --> 00:01:55,971 if you don't count the old lady who thought I was Clay Aiken. 53 00:01:56,073 --> 00:01:58,006 Oh. "BTdubs," Aidan's nothing to sneeze at. 54 00:01:58,108 --> 00:01:59,808 - He's really cute. Twist left. - Yeah. 55 00:01:59,877 --> 00:02:03,812 No, no, no, he's totally cute, and we have fun together. 56 00:02:03,914 --> 00:02:07,482 But, you know, Sean's kiss was like, "Ahh!" 57 00:02:07,551 --> 00:02:09,751 And Aidan's kiss is like, "Eh." 58 00:02:09,820 --> 00:02:12,721 Listen to me, you are 10 years too young to settle for "eh." 59 00:02:12,790 --> 00:02:15,257 Until things start sagging, you hold out for "ah." 60 00:02:15,292 --> 00:02:17,726 [SIGHS] You're right, you're right. I know. 61 00:02:17,795 --> 00:02:20,829 If I'm not feeling it with Aidan, I should end things now. 62 00:02:20,898 --> 00:02:23,165 [SIGHS] It's not fair to string him along. 63 00:02:23,233 --> 00:02:24,566 - Mm. - [GROANS] 64 00:02:24,601 --> 00:02:28,537 It's just you know how terrible I am at breaking up with people. 65 00:02:28,639 --> 00:02:30,005 I mean, look at me with Jeremy. 66 00:02:30,107 --> 00:02:31,540 - Mm. - And this is what's sad... 67 00:02:31,608 --> 00:02:33,775 the guys that want me, I don't want, 68 00:02:33,811 --> 00:02:36,444 and the guy I want disappears after kissing me. 69 00:02:36,513 --> 00:02:37,779 Well, no one's gonna kiss you 70 00:02:37,848 --> 00:02:39,648 with that little pity-party you're throwing yourself. 71 00:02:39,716 --> 00:02:41,950 So lace up your big-girl breakup boots and get 'er done. 72 00:02:43,453 --> 00:02:44,690 Right. 73 00:02:45,656 --> 00:02:47,556 AXL: We just walked out with the account, 74 00:02:47,658 --> 00:02:49,925 and all because I noticed the owner was a Cub fan. 75 00:02:49,993 --> 00:02:51,193 Dwayne was blown away. 76 00:02:51,295 --> 00:02:52,194 Man, that's great. 77 00:02:52,296 --> 00:02:54,062 On the first day. I can't believe it! 78 00:02:54,131 --> 00:02:55,197 What? Can't believe what? 79 00:02:55,232 --> 00:02:56,464 And then he says he doesn't think 80 00:02:56,533 --> 00:02:58,200 I'm gonna even need the whole two weeks of training. 81 00:02:58,302 --> 00:02:59,634 Says I could be flying solo by Thursday. 82 00:03:00,249 --> 00:03:01,615 That's my boy. 83 00:03:03,340 --> 00:03:05,473 So, tell me all about it. Start at the beginning. 84 00:03:05,542 --> 00:03:07,776 Uch. I am fried. I just told Dad the whole story. 85 00:03:07,845 --> 00:03:09,311 - He'll tell you. - No, he won't. 86 00:03:09,379 --> 00:03:10,312 Probably not. 87 00:03:10,414 --> 00:03:11,646 Just tell me what Dwayne said. 88 00:03:11,715 --> 00:03:13,215 Look it's all good, all right? 89 00:03:13,283 --> 00:03:15,317 I'm gonna crash. Thanks for the advice, Dad. 90 00:03:15,419 --> 00:03:16,852 More where that came from. 91 00:03:16,954 --> 00:03:19,354 Yeah, I'm here if you need me. 92 00:03:19,456 --> 00:03:20,789 I-I'm in sales, too. 93 00:03:20,891 --> 00:03:23,391 Today I sold some guy teeth whitening that he didn't need. 94 00:03:23,460 --> 00:03:24,826 Oh, once, I accidentally sold a c... 95 00:03:24,862 --> 00:03:26,862 [DOOR SLAMS] 96 00:03:26,964 --> 00:03:28,663 ♪ 97 00:03:28,765 --> 00:03:30,432 Tell him later. 98 00:03:32,669 --> 00:03:35,804 [UPBEAT POP-ROCK MUSIC PLAYS] 99 00:03:35,906 --> 00:03:41,409 ♪ 100 00:03:41,545 --> 00:03:42,444 Thank you! 101 00:03:42,512 --> 00:03:45,213 [TEPID APPLAUSE] 102 00:03:45,315 --> 00:03:47,749 Thank you. Your smattering of applause if why we do it. 103 00:03:47,851 --> 00:03:49,384 [CHUCKLES] Hey, come on, guys. 104 00:03:49,453 --> 00:03:50,785 - Oh! - [GASPS] 105 00:03:50,821 --> 00:03:52,954 - [FEEDBACK] - Oh. [SIGHS] 106 00:03:53,056 --> 00:03:56,024 Uch. Brad, my stomach is all fluttery... 107 00:03:56,093 --> 00:03:57,592 and not the good kind like when you realize 108 00:03:57,661 --> 00:03:58,727 you're the only one on the ballot 109 00:03:58,829 --> 00:04:00,095 - for Youth Group Treasurer. - Mm. 110 00:04:00,163 --> 00:04:02,163 Maybe this isn't the right time to break up with him. 111 00:04:02,232 --> 00:04:04,332 Or maybe it's the perfect time. 112 00:04:04,401 --> 00:04:05,600 Maybe he just hit his head so hard 113 00:04:05,669 --> 00:04:06,868 he won't remember he likes you. 114 00:04:06,937 --> 00:04:08,169 - Ohh. - AIDAN: Hey, guys. 115 00:04:08,205 --> 00:04:10,872 Sue, you remember Luke? Brad, this is our drummer. 116 00:04:10,941 --> 00:04:12,474 Well, the sticks probably gave it away. 117 00:04:12,542 --> 00:04:13,842 [CHUCKLES] Luke, this is Brad. 118 00:04:13,944 --> 00:04:14,843 How's it going? 119 00:04:14,945 --> 00:04:17,312 Good. Really good. 120 00:04:17,347 --> 00:04:19,547 Well, we played three whole hours, 121 00:04:19,616 --> 00:04:21,983 so let's go cash in our drink coupon. 122 00:04:22,085 --> 00:04:23,551 - Be right back. - Okay. 123 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:26,521 Bye. [CHUCKLES] 124 00:04:26,556 --> 00:04:28,590 - [INHALES SHARPLY] - You can't break up with him. 125 00:04:28,692 --> 00:04:29,758 Mm? 126 00:04:31,662 --> 00:04:34,095 What? Brad, you were the one who told me 127 00:04:34,197 --> 00:04:35,964 to break it off with Aidan. 128 00:04:36,066 --> 00:04:37,432 Now you're telling me I can't? 129 00:04:37,534 --> 00:04:39,434 Um, hello? Did you not see his friend? 130 00:04:39,503 --> 00:04:41,970 'Cause I did. He is adorable. Come on, Sue. 131 00:04:42,072 --> 00:04:43,939 You just have to go out with Aidan a little longer 132 00:04:44,041 --> 00:04:45,941 so I can get to know this Luke guy a little better. 133 00:04:46,043 --> 00:04:47,842 No, Brad, I couldn't do that to Aidan. 134 00:04:47,945 --> 00:04:49,377 [SCOFFS] Just wouldn't be right. 135 00:04:49,479 --> 00:04:50,812 Please? You owe me. 136 00:04:50,914 --> 00:04:52,981 Oh, I can't believe there's a hot gay drummer 137 00:04:53,083 --> 00:04:55,150 in Aidan's band. And you kept it to yourself. 138 00:04:55,252 --> 00:04:56,351 Oh, well, I don't know. 139 00:04:56,420 --> 00:04:58,486 I didn't want to be that kind of person who was like, 140 00:04:58,555 --> 00:05:00,789 "You're gay, he's gay, therefore I should set you up." 141 00:05:00,891 --> 00:05:02,657 Why not? Sue, Gumford is not exactly 142 00:05:02,759 --> 00:05:04,025 the Fire Island of Indiana. 143 00:05:04,094 --> 00:05:05,593 It's slim pickings out there. 144 00:05:05,662 --> 00:05:07,595 Sorry. I didn't know the protocol. 145 00:05:07,664 --> 00:05:09,431 Ah, so you're really ready to start dating? 146 00:05:09,499 --> 00:05:11,466 Of course I am. It's just tough in college. 147 00:05:11,535 --> 00:05:13,368 All the good gay guys are taken by girls. 148 00:05:13,470 --> 00:05:14,903 - Ah, yeah. - In New York, it was easier. 149 00:05:15,005 --> 00:05:16,338 But you get outside of New York, 150 00:05:16,406 --> 00:05:18,640 and there's still places that wouldn't bake me a wedding cake. 151 00:05:18,709 --> 00:05:21,843 That is just not right, Brad. Everybody deserves cake. 152 00:05:21,912 --> 00:05:23,078 - Thank you. - Okay. 153 00:05:23,180 --> 00:05:24,879 I'm not gonna break it off with Aidan just yet, 154 00:05:24,948 --> 00:05:26,581 but I feel like he's just gonna look at my face 155 00:05:26,683 --> 00:05:27,849 and know that something is up. 156 00:05:27,918 --> 00:05:30,218 Sue, you were the Girl in the Well at Dollywood, 157 00:05:30,287 --> 00:05:32,420 and you audited two student-taught improv classes. 158 00:05:32,522 --> 00:05:34,189 Don't let that top-notch training go to waste. 159 00:05:34,291 --> 00:05:36,257 Yeah. Okay. 160 00:05:36,360 --> 00:05:38,927 - Mm! - Oh, my God! 161 00:05:39,029 --> 00:05:41,363 [MIKE AND AXL LAUGHING] 162 00:05:41,465 --> 00:05:43,865 Oh, there you guys are. I was starting to get worried. 163 00:05:43,934 --> 00:05:46,835 Yeah, well, Axl texted and said that he had a sales call 164 00:05:46,937 --> 00:05:48,703 on Route 42, and I was right there. 165 00:05:48,772 --> 00:05:50,338 Yeah, and then Dad texted me back and said, 166 00:05:50,440 --> 00:05:52,040 "Meet me at Goobers. It's fried fish night." 167 00:05:52,142 --> 00:05:53,441 Who's saying no to that? 168 00:05:53,510 --> 00:05:56,077 Well, I guess you have to get a chance to say no. 169 00:05:56,179 --> 00:05:58,646 Anyway, I'm glad you guys are getting each other's texts. 170 00:05:58,749 --> 00:06:01,016 I guess you missed mine where I said, "Mike, where are you? 171 00:06:01,084 --> 00:06:02,984 Are we getting dinner? Do you know where Axl is?" 172 00:06:03,086 --> 00:06:04,819 And, Axl, I texted you. "Axl, where are you? 173 00:06:04,921 --> 00:06:06,988 Are we getting dinner? Do you know where your dad is?" 174 00:06:07,090 --> 00:06:09,008 Uh, though you probably didn't hear your phones. 175 00:06:09,033 --> 00:06:11,726 Goobers is loud. But I'm glad you guys had fun. 176 00:06:11,828 --> 00:06:14,095 Yeah, we did... once we got out of the parking lot. 177 00:06:14,197 --> 00:06:15,663 Oh, what happened in the parking lot? 178 00:06:15,766 --> 00:06:17,600 - Um... - Nothing. 179 00:06:17,669 --> 00:06:19,034 It'd take too long to explain. 180 00:06:19,102 --> 00:06:20,602 - I got time. - Uh, no, he's right. 181 00:06:20,704 --> 00:06:22,737 - You had to be there. - Yeah, but I wasn't there. 182 00:06:22,839 --> 00:06:24,339 That's why I need you to tell me. 183 00:06:24,441 --> 00:06:26,307 Eh, it's an inside joke. 184 00:06:26,376 --> 00:06:28,276 [SIGHS] 185 00:06:28,378 --> 00:06:30,979 They're all inside jokes to me. 186 00:06:32,795 --> 00:06:35,062 Well, Luke, um, I don't know if you know this, 187 00:06:35,130 --> 00:06:37,097 but Brad is actually also a performer. 188 00:06:37,166 --> 00:06:40,516 He is an amazing singer/dancer. 189 00:06:40,541 --> 00:06:41,740 Isn't that right, Brad? 190 00:06:43,593 --> 00:06:47,040 Anyway, um, if I can speak for Brad... 191 00:06:47,065 --> 00:06:49,665 which apparently I have to... [LAUGHS] 192 00:06:49,734 --> 00:06:51,667 Brad has an amazing voice. 193 00:06:51,769 --> 00:06:54,170 He is the star of our no-cut a cappella group. 194 00:06:54,205 --> 00:06:56,572 I mean, it's no cut, but even if it were cut, 195 00:06:56,641 --> 00:06:59,008 he would make the cut. [LAUGHS] 196 00:06:59,077 --> 00:07:01,177 It's like they think red pepper is so dangerous 197 00:07:01,279 --> 00:07:03,079 they have to make it impossible to open. 198 00:07:03,181 --> 00:07:04,613 - [GASPS] Aah! - Oh, my God. 199 00:07:04,716 --> 00:07:06,248 Oh, I'm so sorry, Sue. 200 00:07:06,317 --> 00:07:07,683 No, don't touch it! 201 00:07:07,752 --> 00:07:10,653 Uh, if I just [CLEARS THROAT] keep my eye closed, 202 00:07:10,722 --> 00:07:11,821 I'll be fine. 203 00:07:11,923 --> 00:07:13,723 [CHUCKLES] No, anyway... Nope, not working. 204 00:07:13,825 --> 00:07:15,624 - Got to get water involved. - Go, go, go, go. 205 00:07:15,693 --> 00:07:18,327 - [BREATHING SHARPLY] - Ohh. 206 00:07:18,396 --> 00:07:20,563 Sue, I'm so sorry. 207 00:07:20,698 --> 00:07:21,931 [WATER RUNNING] 208 00:07:22,033 --> 00:07:24,333 Oh, shoot. Aidan. We got to go. 209 00:07:24,358 --> 00:07:25,891 We're gonna be late for our gig at Sig Ep. 210 00:07:26,070 --> 00:07:28,371 I don't know. I should probably stay here with Sue. 211 00:07:28,406 --> 00:07:29,839 No. No, no, no. 212 00:07:29,907 --> 00:07:33,008 Uh, go. Go, go. You need that $5. 213 00:07:33,111 --> 00:07:37,113 ♪ 214 00:07:37,215 --> 00:07:38,881 [DOOR OPENS] 215 00:07:38,950 --> 00:07:40,082 [CHUCKLES] 216 00:07:40,184 --> 00:07:41,183 [DOOR CLOSES] 217 00:07:41,252 --> 00:07:42,618 Brad, what is the matter with you?! 218 00:07:42,720 --> 00:07:43,652 What? 219 00:07:43,721 --> 00:07:46,522 You were so boring! Where is Brad? 220 00:07:46,591 --> 00:07:48,824 You were like the shell of Brad with no Brad inside. 221 00:07:48,893 --> 00:07:50,726 Oh, I'm sorry. When I get nervous, I shut down. 222 00:07:50,795 --> 00:07:51,861 The same thing happens to me 223 00:07:51,963 --> 00:07:53,396 when I get around my improv coach. 224 00:07:53,421 --> 00:07:55,388 He was David James Elliott's stunt double on "JAG." 225 00:07:55,500 --> 00:07:57,066 Yeah, that "JAG." 226 00:07:57,135 --> 00:07:59,268 Okay, well, I have practically lost 70% of the vision 227 00:07:59,370 --> 00:08:01,737 in one of my eyes, so if you're not gonna start bringing it 228 00:08:01,806 --> 00:08:03,305 and get this thing going with Luke, 229 00:08:03,330 --> 00:08:04,796 I am going to tell Aidan the truth. 230 00:08:04,976 --> 00:08:07,042 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Just give me a little more time. 231 00:08:07,111 --> 00:08:09,412 [SIGHS] Have I told you you're the most amazing person 232 00:08:09,447 --> 00:08:10,913 and I would be lost without you? 233 00:08:10,982 --> 00:08:13,149 - Yeah, save it for Luke. - Okay. 234 00:08:13,251 --> 00:08:15,284 ♪ 235 00:08:15,386 --> 00:08:16,552 [TELEVISION PLAYS] 236 00:08:16,654 --> 00:08:18,988 And with that, they are now up by 7 points. 237 00:08:19,090 --> 00:08:20,823 Hey. Whatcha doing? 238 00:08:20,925 --> 00:08:21,991 'Cause I was thinking 239 00:08:22,016 --> 00:08:23,983 we could finally start "The Walking Dead." 240 00:08:24,128 --> 00:08:26,162 Oh, yeah. Sorry. 241 00:08:26,197 --> 00:08:28,964 I'm already about seven episodes in with Axl. 242 00:08:29,066 --> 00:08:30,499 What? 243 00:08:30,601 --> 00:08:32,601 I have been waiting for you. 244 00:08:32,626 --> 00:08:34,760 We've been talking about watching this for months. 245 00:08:34,939 --> 00:08:36,872 I know, but you and I could never figure out 246 00:08:36,941 --> 00:08:38,808 - how to make the thing come on. - [SIGHS] 247 00:08:38,910 --> 00:08:40,576 And then Axl came and fiddled with it, 248 00:08:40,678 --> 00:08:42,678 and, next thing we know, we were watching it. 249 00:08:42,747 --> 00:08:44,180 I can't believe you didn't come get me. 250 00:08:44,205 --> 00:08:45,838 Well, sorry. We didn't know where you were. 251 00:08:45,863 --> 00:08:47,696 - We couldn't find you. - [SCOFFS] Really? 252 00:08:47,952 --> 00:08:49,718 'Cause the house is like five feet wide. 253 00:08:49,743 --> 00:08:51,142 Okay, we didn't try. 254 00:08:51,322 --> 00:08:53,389 But, hey, now you don't have to worry about me. 255 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:55,257 Just watch it whenever you feel like it. 256 00:08:55,326 --> 00:08:56,725 [SIGHS] 257 00:08:56,750 --> 00:08:58,983 So, Mike and Axl had found each other again, 258 00:08:59,008 --> 00:09:01,042 and I was genuinely happy for them... 259 00:09:01,067 --> 00:09:02,567 until I wasn't. 260 00:09:02,592 --> 00:09:05,693 [DOOR CLOSES] I was like, "That's a really hairy armadillo, my friend." 261 00:09:06,070 --> 00:09:07,770 [CHUCKLES] He didn't even know what to say. 262 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,406 Ooh, Taco Jason's. What'd you get me? 263 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,308 Uh... 264 00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:13,742 Seriously? 265 00:09:14,412 --> 00:09:16,612 W... You weren't with us. We didn't think. 266 00:09:16,637 --> 00:09:18,703 It was really just a last-minute thing. 267 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:20,716 It's 6:30, and you didn't bother to check in. 268 00:09:20,818 --> 00:09:22,117 You just went to Taco Jason's 269 00:09:22,220 --> 00:09:23,752 and got something for yourselves. 270 00:09:23,754 --> 00:09:25,621 [MUFFLED] We didn't know you'd want anything. 271 00:09:25,690 --> 00:09:28,057 [SIGHS] Okay. Fine. 272 00:09:28,159 --> 00:09:30,993 Let's just clear up any confusion. 273 00:09:31,062 --> 00:09:33,295 In the future, if you are ever out somewhere 274 00:09:33,364 --> 00:09:36,065 getting food at dinnertime, I would like to be included. 275 00:09:36,133 --> 00:09:38,801 And while we're at it, if I am ever drowning 276 00:09:38,870 --> 00:09:41,003 in the ocean, please pull me out. 277 00:09:41,072 --> 00:09:43,439 And if you ever step over what appears to be my dead body, 278 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:44,607 please take my pulse. 279 00:09:44,675 --> 00:09:46,041 Want some of my burrito? 280 00:09:46,110 --> 00:09:48,244 No, I don't want the burrito! It's too spicy. 281 00:09:48,312 --> 00:09:49,712 I like the Quesadilla Gringo, 282 00:09:49,780 --> 00:09:52,348 which I would have ordered if anybody had bothered to call me. 283 00:09:52,450 --> 00:09:57,920 ♪ 284 00:09:58,022 --> 00:09:59,188 So, I was the understudy for Snoopy. 285 00:09:59,213 --> 00:10:00,256 I didn't get the lead. 286 00:10:00,281 --> 00:10:01,457 But then, the guy who got it got busted 287 00:10:01,482 --> 00:10:03,025 for stealing a can of SlimFast at the drugstore. 288 00:10:03,094 --> 00:10:04,703 So he's being arraigned, and guess who got the part. 289 00:10:04,728 --> 00:10:07,096 If you're gonna guess me, you'd be right. 290 00:10:07,131 --> 00:10:09,298 Oh. Oh, hey, Brad, why don't I take the cup of coffee 291 00:10:09,323 --> 00:10:13,725 and you take my nice relaxing cup of chamomile tea. 292 00:10:13,871 --> 00:10:15,905 Ooh, I love chamomile tea! Actually, I love all teas. 293 00:10:15,973 --> 00:10:17,940 Chamomile. Chamomile. That's a weird word, isn't it? 294 00:10:18,042 --> 00:10:19,408 My grandma always drinks chamomile. 295 00:10:19,510 --> 00:10:21,544 [CHUCKLES] Do you have a grandma? I love my grandma. 296 00:10:21,646 --> 00:10:23,145 - I also think she really... - Look out. 297 00:10:23,214 --> 00:10:25,147 - [GASPS] - Dude, watch it! 298 00:10:25,249 --> 00:10:26,715 Can you believe that? 299 00:10:26,817 --> 00:10:28,551 [GASPS] Oh, oh. 300 00:10:28,653 --> 00:10:29,652 Ohh. 301 00:10:29,754 --> 00:10:31,420 [GASPING] 302 00:10:33,880 --> 00:10:36,718 [MUFFLED] Ugh. So, he took me to the emergency room 303 00:10:36,743 --> 00:10:38,376 because my nose wouldn't stop bleeding. 304 00:10:38,444 --> 00:10:41,245 And then, when we were leaving, he shut the door on my hand. 305 00:10:41,347 --> 00:10:44,615 - Oh, my God. - Yeah, it's getting bad, Brad. 306 00:10:44,651 --> 00:10:46,984 What's the deal with Luke? Are you making any progress? 307 00:10:47,086 --> 00:10:49,453 'Cause I got to break up with Aidan before he kills me. 308 00:10:49,489 --> 00:10:51,722 I'm trying. I just get so nervous around him. 309 00:10:51,791 --> 00:10:54,892 I got to find my sweet spot... somewhere between total shutdown 310 00:10:54,961 --> 00:10:57,562 and blathering on about proper tap-shoe maintenance. 311 00:10:57,630 --> 00:11:00,198 - Why didn't you stop me? - I tried! 312 00:11:00,233 --> 00:11:02,433 Okay, look, Brad, if you would just be yourself, 313 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:03,557 I know he would love you. 314 00:11:03,736 --> 00:11:05,369 Oh, I know, I know! 315 00:11:05,471 --> 00:11:07,104 I just can't tell if he's being nice to me 316 00:11:07,173 --> 00:11:09,040 'cause I'm your friend or 'cause he's interested. 317 00:11:09,108 --> 00:11:10,775 I just need a few more days to suss him out. 318 00:11:10,887 --> 00:11:12,754 I may not have a few more days! 319 00:11:12,779 --> 00:11:15,346 We are going to a fondue restaurant tomorrow. 320 00:11:15,415 --> 00:11:17,953 That is fire and pokey forks. 321 00:11:19,226 --> 00:11:20,484 Ugh! 322 00:11:22,021 --> 00:11:23,888 You hungry? Let's go grab some dinner. 323 00:11:24,292 --> 00:11:25,957 What? Hold on. Me and you? 324 00:11:26,059 --> 00:11:27,158 Just the two of us? 325 00:11:27,227 --> 00:11:28,459 Yeah. Where you want to go? 326 00:11:28,528 --> 00:11:32,029 Oh. Um, I would love a burger. 327 00:11:32,098 --> 00:11:34,265 And there's a new place Hole Lotta Burger, 328 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:35,556 but they spell it H-O-L-E 329 00:11:35,735 --> 00:11:37,134 because there's a hole in the middle 330 00:11:37,237 --> 00:11:38,402 and they fill it with cheese. 331 00:11:38,471 --> 00:11:39,904 Get it? The "hole" has two meanings. 332 00:11:39,973 --> 00:11:41,472 I get it. Let's go. Let's do it. 333 00:11:41,574 --> 00:11:42,873 Grab your purse. You're paying. 334 00:11:42,976 --> 00:11:44,508 Okay, just got to get out of these scrubs 335 00:11:44,577 --> 00:11:46,544 and put on a fresh layer of deodorant, and I'm ready. 336 00:11:46,646 --> 00:11:48,879 Meet you in the car. 337 00:11:55,321 --> 00:11:57,288 Hey. Look who just got home. 338 00:11:57,357 --> 00:11:58,889 Let's go! I'm starving! 339 00:11:58,958 --> 00:12:00,424 But, Axl, you're in my seat. 340 00:12:00,493 --> 00:12:01,759 Mom, don't make a big deal. 341 00:12:01,828 --> 00:12:04,228 The seat belt works better up here, and I'm young. 342 00:12:04,253 --> 00:12:05,248 Let's just go. 343 00:12:05,273 --> 00:12:07,498 [SIGHS] Fine. Fine. 344 00:12:07,600 --> 00:12:09,567 [CLEARS THROAT] I'm starving, too. 345 00:12:09,669 --> 00:12:12,336 Just get a burger in my mouth, and I will be happy. 346 00:12:12,405 --> 00:12:13,838 No! I had a burger for lunch. 347 00:12:13,863 --> 00:12:15,082 I want Chinese. 348 00:12:15,305 --> 00:12:16,684 He had a burger for lunch. 349 00:12:16,709 --> 00:12:18,175 Wait a minute. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 350 00:12:18,278 --> 00:12:19,410 I thought we agreed on burgers? 351 00:12:19,512 --> 00:12:22,146 You lost the popular vote, Mom, two to one. Get over it. 352 00:12:22,215 --> 00:12:23,881 I'm sorry. Was I talking to you? 353 00:12:23,950 --> 00:12:26,484 No, I was talking to my husband. Are you my husband? 354 00:12:26,552 --> 00:12:27,918 [WHISPERING LOUDLY] Mike, 355 00:12:27,943 --> 00:12:30,176 I thought it was gonna be me and you and burgers. 356 00:12:30,367 --> 00:12:31,833 He's the one horning in here. 357 00:12:31,858 --> 00:12:33,491 Yeah, Frankie, he lost an account today. 358 00:12:33,516 --> 00:12:35,250 - He feels bad. - Well, how would I know that? 359 00:12:35,361 --> 00:12:36,827 I... Nobody ever tells me anything. 360 00:12:36,863 --> 00:12:38,095 You guys come home from work 361 00:12:38,120 --> 00:12:40,153 and get in your little clubhouse, and I'm invisible. 362 00:12:40,535 --> 00:12:41,999 Dad says he wants Chinese. 363 00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:44,532 Yeah, oh, did he? Did you say that, Mike? 364 00:12:44,557 --> 00:12:45,623 'Cause five minutes ago, 365 00:12:45,648 --> 00:12:47,038 you couldn't wait to try the new burger place. 366 00:12:47,106 --> 00:12:49,106 But all of a sudden, your little backup singer 367 00:12:49,175 --> 00:12:50,808 says you'd rather have Chinese so... 368 00:12:50,877 --> 00:12:52,243 Oh, my God! There she goes again! 369 00:12:52,345 --> 00:12:54,345 The great ruiner, ruining everything fun in her path. 370 00:12:54,447 --> 00:12:55,846 Mom, Dad and I have had tough days. 371 00:12:55,915 --> 00:12:57,415 We want egg rolls. Just let it happen! 372 00:12:57,517 --> 00:12:58,883 [SIGHS] Hey, Axl. Come on. 373 00:12:58,951 --> 00:13:01,385 What if we got you an order of those dumplings you like? 374 00:13:01,454 --> 00:13:03,642 I don't want dumplings! I want a burger! 375 00:13:03,667 --> 00:13:05,667 That's why I am going to Hole Lotta Burger... 376 00:13:05,692 --> 00:13:07,224 not because the name is clever and makes me laugh, 377 00:13:07,327 --> 00:13:08,659 but because that was the plan. 378 00:13:08,728 --> 00:13:09,927 You stick with the plan! 379 00:13:09,996 --> 00:13:11,584 - Frankie... - No, I've had it. 380 00:13:11,609 --> 00:13:13,230 I don't need you guys. I don't need any of this. 381 00:13:13,333 --> 00:13:15,399 Have fun on your date. 382 00:13:15,501 --> 00:13:17,601 ♪ 383 00:13:17,670 --> 00:13:19,270 [SIGHS] 384 00:13:19,372 --> 00:13:21,972 Hey! Look who's here! It's Brick. 385 00:13:22,075 --> 00:13:24,075 See? I've got Brick, and we're very close. 386 00:13:24,177 --> 00:13:25,810 - Hey, buddy! - [CHUCKLES] 387 00:13:25,845 --> 00:13:28,312 So while you and Axl are "bro-ing" around out there, 388 00:13:28,381 --> 00:13:29,880 Brick and I will be out, too, 389 00:13:29,949 --> 00:13:32,016 having fun and making our own inside jokes. 390 00:13:32,118 --> 00:13:33,284 He's my backup singer, 391 00:13:33,319 --> 00:13:35,653 and we're gonna go out to dinner and have ice cream... 392 00:13:35,755 --> 00:13:37,388 Uh, I have a lot of homework. 393 00:13:37,457 --> 00:13:40,024 [SIGHS] So you guys go and do whatever you want. 394 00:13:40,093 --> 00:13:42,193 And while you're slurping your Don's Oriental noodles 395 00:13:42,261 --> 00:13:44,328 like "Lady and the Tramp," just know that Brick and I 396 00:13:44,430 --> 00:13:45,763 will be at the new burger place, 397 00:13:45,832 --> 00:13:47,698 enjoying a "Down the Rabbit Hole." 398 00:13:47,767 --> 00:13:49,533 I don't even know what that is, 399 00:13:49,602 --> 00:13:51,369 but I'm very excited to find out! 400 00:13:51,471 --> 00:13:53,037 I'd rather have Chinese. 401 00:13:53,139 --> 00:13:55,072 Brick. 402 00:13:55,174 --> 00:13:57,675 - All right! - [APPLAUSE] 403 00:13:57,744 --> 00:13:59,210 Okay, Brad. 404 00:13:59,312 --> 00:14:01,946 I am only just now starting to get vision back in my eye, 405 00:14:02,048 --> 00:14:04,982 and I would like to keep it, so you better ask Luke out tonight. 406 00:14:05,084 --> 00:14:06,550 I know. I got this. 407 00:14:06,619 --> 00:14:08,486 The problem before was I hadn't rehearsed, 408 00:14:08,554 --> 00:14:10,821 didn't give myself business, some kind of space work. 409 00:14:10,890 --> 00:14:12,857 So I'm gonna casually suggest a game of pool. 410 00:14:12,882 --> 00:14:14,508 Then I'll joke that, if I make the next shot, 411 00:14:14,533 --> 00:14:16,738 - Luke has to go out with me. - Oho! 412 00:14:16,763 --> 00:14:18,963 That's good. And you're sure you can make the shot? 413 00:14:19,065 --> 00:14:20,297 Oh, yeah. I'm a pool shark. 414 00:14:20,322 --> 00:14:21,953 That's the one thing my dad and I do together... 415 00:14:21,978 --> 00:14:23,362 that and awkward silences. 416 00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,074 Hey, babe. 417 00:14:25,099 --> 00:14:26,114 [CHUCKLES] 418 00:14:26,139 --> 00:14:29,206 Or Sue. [CHUCKLES] I also go by just Sue. 419 00:14:29,242 --> 00:14:32,576 I mean, I answer to both, but, uh, I answer to "Sue" more. 420 00:14:32,601 --> 00:14:33,967 Right. 421 00:14:34,589 --> 00:14:35,823 Oh, look! A pool table. 422 00:14:35,848 --> 00:14:38,182 How about, uh, me and Sue against... 423 00:14:38,217 --> 00:14:40,484 oh, right, you and Aidan? 424 00:14:40,586 --> 00:14:41,986 Cool. I'll break. 425 00:14:48,594 --> 00:14:49,727 [GASPS] Oh! 426 00:14:49,829 --> 00:14:50,895 - Oh. - Oh, my God. 427 00:14:50,997 --> 00:14:52,997 S-Sue, I-I really didn't... 428 00:14:53,065 --> 00:14:54,932 - Ohh! - Oh, my God. 429 00:14:55,034 --> 00:14:56,967 I'm so sorry. H-Help! 430 00:14:57,069 --> 00:14:58,202 Can I get some help here? 431 00:14:58,304 --> 00:15:00,871 Aah! [PANTING] 432 00:15:00,973 --> 00:15:03,007 Oh. 433 00:15:07,013 --> 00:15:08,546 Mom, I'm tired. 434 00:15:08,582 --> 00:15:09,930 We've been driving around for an hour. 435 00:15:09,955 --> 00:15:10,966 Can we just go home? 436 00:15:10,991 --> 00:15:12,123 No. 437 00:15:12,233 --> 00:15:13,666 Then are we going to get ice cream? 438 00:15:13,734 --> 00:15:15,234 You said something about ice cream. 439 00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:17,036 No, I just said that to make your dad and Axl 440 00:15:17,061 --> 00:15:18,528 feel like they're missing something. 441 00:15:18,639 --> 00:15:20,139 I don't think that's going to happen. 442 00:15:20,164 --> 00:15:21,497 I'm pretty low on the totem pole. 443 00:15:21,676 --> 00:15:23,275 - [SIGHS] - So then what are we doing? 444 00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:24,633 I don't know, Brick. 445 00:15:24,658 --> 00:15:26,560 All I know is we have to have fun, lots and lots of fun, 446 00:15:26,585 --> 00:15:28,747 and then rub their noses in it. 447 00:15:28,816 --> 00:15:30,282 Come on, there's got to be something 448 00:15:30,307 --> 00:15:32,207 that you can share with me that we can bond over, 449 00:15:32,232 --> 00:15:33,963 you know, like an anecdote or a secret 450 00:15:33,988 --> 00:15:35,487 that you wouldn't tell anybody else... 451 00:15:35,556 --> 00:15:37,623 preferably something we can be laughing about 452 00:15:37,692 --> 00:15:39,391 when we walk back through that door. 453 00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:41,894 I got a B-plus on my geometry test. 454 00:15:41,963 --> 00:15:44,029 [SIGHS] Yawn. Come on, "wow" me, Brick. 455 00:15:44,427 --> 00:15:47,066 - I was reading a book about... - Don't even. 456 00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:49,001 Am I being kidnapped and used as a pawn? 457 00:15:49,026 --> 00:15:51,459 'Cause I'm really confused about what's happening here. 458 00:15:51,606 --> 00:15:53,973 [SIGHS] 459 00:15:54,437 --> 00:15:56,442 I'm sorry, Brick. 460 00:15:56,544 --> 00:15:57,409 [SIGHS] 461 00:15:57,977 --> 00:15:59,812 It's just that your dad and Axl 462 00:15:59,837 --> 00:16:02,438 are like two little peas in a pod, 463 00:16:02,550 --> 00:16:04,283 and, well, I don't know. 464 00:16:04,308 --> 00:16:06,007 Lately, I've just been feeling 465 00:16:06,032 --> 00:16:08,799 like there's no room for me in that pod, like I'm out. 466 00:16:08,956 --> 00:16:11,190 You know, I'm... I'm invisible to the family. 467 00:16:11,258 --> 00:16:12,691 Oh. I know. 468 00:16:12,716 --> 00:16:14,282 No, no, no. This is different. 469 00:16:14,428 --> 00:16:15,594 Is it? 470 00:16:15,619 --> 00:16:18,153 They didn't bring me food from Taco Jason's either. 471 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,280 But I sucked it up, had a bowl of mayonnaise, and went to bed. 472 00:16:23,971 --> 00:16:26,205 Mom, can I give you some advice? 473 00:16:26,230 --> 00:16:29,365 As a person who's been shoved aside and ignored 474 00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:30,556 most of his life, 475 00:16:30,581 --> 00:16:33,215 I realized it's important not to dwell on the negative. 476 00:16:33,414 --> 00:16:35,447 If I let stuff get me down, 477 00:16:35,516 --> 00:16:37,282 like having only one friend 478 00:16:37,318 --> 00:16:39,952 or everybody missing all my birthdays 479 00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:42,621 or having no one show up to my parent-teacher conferences 480 00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:44,023 or everybody rolling their eye... 481 00:16:44,048 --> 00:16:45,247 Okay, I got it, Brick. 482 00:16:45,761 --> 00:16:47,660 I don't take it personally. 483 00:16:48,157 --> 00:16:50,929 The truth is, if you go through life 484 00:16:50,998 --> 00:16:53,465 expecting other people to make things good for you, 485 00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,034 you're gonna be disappointed. 486 00:16:55,102 --> 00:16:58,000 And the only person you can depend on is yourself. 487 00:16:58,439 --> 00:17:01,840 And I guess I'm lucky 'cause I like myself. 488 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:04,209 So whenever I'm with myself, I'm happy. 489 00:17:04,278 --> 00:17:05,878 I've never once let myself down. 490 00:17:05,980 --> 00:17:07,513 [SIGHS] 491 00:17:07,538 --> 00:17:09,137 I have. 492 00:17:10,096 --> 00:17:12,985 All right. Well, that's something to work on. 493 00:17:13,054 --> 00:17:15,387 Now, let's say we go get you that burger. 494 00:17:15,489 --> 00:17:19,258 ♪ 495 00:17:19,326 --> 00:17:20,759 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 496 00:17:21,107 --> 00:17:23,395 Oh, my God. Sue, how are you? 497 00:17:23,464 --> 00:17:27,099 Or more importantly, how am I? Thanks for asking. I'm great. 498 00:17:27,168 --> 00:17:29,001 - Oh, really? - Oh, better than great. 499 00:17:29,026 --> 00:17:30,692 After we carried you to the car, 500 00:17:30,717 --> 00:17:32,416 the crisis had sort of bonded us. 501 00:17:32,441 --> 00:17:35,342 So I asked Luke if he wanted to grab a drink, and he said yes. 502 00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,134 - Ooh! - Ha! So we went down the street 503 00:17:37,159 --> 00:17:39,059 to Eskimo Joe's, and we talked for hours. 504 00:17:39,447 --> 00:17:41,013 [GASPS] Oh, my God! Brad! 505 00:17:41,082 --> 00:17:43,515 Oh, that is so great. Oh, I'm so happy for you. 506 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:45,217 Luke seems like a really nice guy. 507 00:17:45,286 --> 00:17:48,220 Oh, he is. And I was able to be myself and everything. 508 00:17:48,289 --> 00:17:51,223 So, anyway, you are finally free to cut Aidan loose. 509 00:17:51,292 --> 00:17:55,561 Actually, I'm not so sure about that. 510 00:17:55,629 --> 00:17:57,296 Wait. What? 511 00:17:57,331 --> 00:17:59,765 Yeah, I don't know. He kissed me tonight, 512 00:17:59,790 --> 00:18:02,257 and I have to say, it wasn't so much "eh." 513 00:18:02,282 --> 00:18:04,516 It was more like "ahh." 514 00:18:04,772 --> 00:18:06,670 And that's not the head injury talking? 515 00:18:06,739 --> 00:18:11,310 No, no, the thing is, I realized Aidan is just like me. 516 00:18:11,412 --> 00:18:14,746 He tries really hard like me. He's klutzy like me. 517 00:18:14,781 --> 00:18:15,954 - Mm. - Maybe this is 518 00:18:15,979 --> 00:18:17,340 like one of those romantic-comedy movies 519 00:18:17,365 --> 00:18:19,966 when I am pining away after the unobtainable guy 520 00:18:20,087 --> 00:18:23,222 when the perfect guy is right under my nose the whole time. 521 00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:25,691 [SIGHS] I-I feel like I should give Aidan a chance. 522 00:18:26,172 --> 00:18:27,426 Wow. 523 00:18:27,495 --> 00:18:30,562 [CHUCKLES] I'm dating Luke, you're dating Aidan. 524 00:18:30,631 --> 00:18:33,165 This is the beginning of "Bruke" and "Saidan." 525 00:18:33,267 --> 00:18:35,033 Ooh. [GASPS] That's too much like Satan. 526 00:18:35,136 --> 00:18:36,401 I'll work on it. 527 00:18:36,504 --> 00:18:38,036 "Aidue." 528 00:18:38,105 --> 00:18:40,038 Oh. Ooh. That's good. 529 00:18:40,141 --> 00:18:41,740 Ahh! 530 00:18:41,842 --> 00:18:43,275 Mmm! Okay. 531 00:18:43,377 --> 00:18:44,543 That was pretty good, 532 00:18:44,645 --> 00:18:46,845 but I still want to try the holey burger place. 533 00:18:46,914 --> 00:18:48,914 Yeah. Maybe, next time, we don't drive around so long 534 00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:50,382 that when we get there it's closed. 535 00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:51,550 Mm. 536 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:53,352 Oh, yeah, right over here. 537 00:18:54,855 --> 00:18:55,854 What's this? 538 00:18:55,956 --> 00:18:57,055 I got you a little something. 539 00:18:57,158 --> 00:18:58,924 You got me a piece of birthday cake? 540 00:18:58,949 --> 00:19:00,882 No, I got you seven... 541 00:19:01,582 --> 00:19:04,730 [CHUCKLES] one for every birthday I've missed. 542 00:19:04,832 --> 00:19:08,333 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 543 00:19:08,435 --> 00:19:11,737 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 544 00:19:11,806 --> 00:19:15,741 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Brick ♪ 545 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:19,011 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 546 00:19:19,113 --> 00:19:20,913 [APPLAUSE, LAUGHTER] 547 00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:22,915 [BLOWING] 548 00:19:24,585 --> 00:19:27,953 You know, Brick, I may have blown some birthdays, 549 00:19:28,055 --> 00:19:30,689 but you're never ignored in my heart. 550 00:19:31,153 --> 00:19:32,658 I know. 551 00:19:33,489 --> 00:19:34,927 All right. 552 00:19:34,995 --> 00:19:36,361 Do I have to have the carrot cake? 553 00:19:36,463 --> 00:19:37,462 I'm not a fan. 554 00:19:37,565 --> 00:19:39,131 No. We'll just eat the frosting off it 555 00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:40,766 and take it home to your dad and Axl. 556 00:19:40,868 --> 00:19:42,334 [BOTH CHUCKLE] 557 00:19:42,369 --> 00:19:43,368 - Ooh. I want... - Let's see. 558 00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:44,603 - Try that one? - Yes. 559 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,072 - I'll try this one. - All right. It's colorful. 560 00:19:47,174 --> 00:19:50,909 Axl, come on! Let's go! Game starts in 15 minutes. 561 00:19:51,011 --> 00:19:52,744 Sorry, Dad. Lexie just called, 562 00:19:52,813 --> 00:19:54,597 and she's back from Colorado. See ya! 563 00:19:54,630 --> 00:19:56,437 [TELEVISION PLAYING] 564 00:20:03,591 --> 00:20:04,890 Here. 565 00:20:08,629 --> 00:20:10,195 - Okay. - [SIGHS] 566 00:20:10,297 --> 00:20:11,430 This is "Outlander." 567 00:20:11,532 --> 00:20:14,066 I'm pretty deep into it, but I think you can catch up. 568 00:20:14,168 --> 00:20:16,568 That's Claire, and she's a World War II nurse 569 00:20:16,593 --> 00:20:20,462 who magically falls through stones into 1770-something England. 570 00:20:20,641 --> 00:20:22,541 How can she fall through stones? 571 00:20:22,643 --> 00:20:23,976 They're not porous. 572 00:20:24,078 --> 00:20:26,278 Some women do a fairy dance, and it just happens. 573 00:20:26,380 --> 00:20:27,813 Just watch it. You'll like it. 574 00:20:27,915 --> 00:20:30,182 There's battle scenes, and men fight with swords. 575 00:20:31,986 --> 00:20:33,619 You know, it's silly to get jealous 576 00:20:33,644 --> 00:20:34,743 of people in your family. 577 00:20:34,922 --> 00:20:36,922 So they love each other more one week. 578 00:20:37,024 --> 00:20:38,323 You know, the next week, 579 00:20:38,348 --> 00:20:40,048 they're just gonna do something to piss each other off. 580 00:20:40,194 --> 00:20:42,628 But the point is, I played it cool, 581 00:20:42,653 --> 00:20:44,653 and now I have my husband back. 582 00:20:44,832 --> 00:20:46,398 ♪ 583 00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:49,835 Do you have to sit so close? There's a whole big couch here. 584 00:20:51,223 --> 00:20:57,600 Synced & corrected by -robtor- www.MY-SUBS.com